October 18, 2024 • 45 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll review some more of the bad Halloween costumes from years gone by.. - It’s Friday, so we gotta Bang on the Drum.. - We’ll listen in on Phil McCracken’s Pre-Halloween Hi-Jinx.. - The Not Ready for Drive-Time Players have a new script entitled, “A Hare Raising Experience”.. - and Tom Sorensen gloats over his amazing winning picks from last week’s NFL action and we’ll challenge him to do it again this week!..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:38):
Back to you, John, thank you very much. Ton Tois
look on bulls But as long as I wait, wait, Tontas,
I got yeah, I'm sorry, but we're getting ready. We're
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gonna do it first. The song gonna be playing outside
of Rick and Lucy's house this Halloween, The Scared the
Kids hit It.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Pizza Rug, I have pizza Rug How the real deal
That Saint.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Nos Dunt Pole song, Push and Hump to me dothan.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Supposed to be loved When the stand in line.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Party old rods pinched by me hide, I'm uh with
chicks calls, I give them free brinsticks.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
With five buns up steel. I make TD Bomber's quill.
See my flowing came made out of my mama's grapes.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I'm wanted a million. Everyone knows my name.
Speaker 7 (02:34):
When I'm part in public, they line up to take
the blade. Big girls lose control when I refilled their
pasta boat.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
They they got a chance to get into my tiny pants.
Speaker 8 (02:59):
I'm thirty five, blur.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
If I do, stay soul myself. Not bad for a
fella as beg as nail on the shell nearly three
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foot tall.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Steals up great and.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Stuff them off too bad. I got a wife, stops
dead cold. My playboy knife, I get all right.
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I'd be love enough to play beat the Blonde. Like
Caleb from Baymonette, Alabama. Good morning, Calum. Well Caleb, you
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know what we're gonna do. We'll ask Tatter some questions.
She'll answer. You agree or disagree? Get two bells for
two buzzers and.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
You win.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
And four All right, I will jump in here, tator.
What should you correctly call a female working as a
janitor at my house?
Speaker 9 (05:48):
We called her mom?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah, you know, janitor like the school three male jen
female gender you call janitor.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Jen janitor as well? Yes, okay, well, okay, loob, do
you agree or disagree?
Speaker 10 (06:09):
I'm gonna go with a great.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Agree with the same thing. It's a Jenitris.
Speaker 8 (06:19):
Just sounds stupid.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
You never heard of that's real Jennitriss. Yeah all right,
I'll just remember that Jenitriss if you ever get a
chance to use it. All right, so we learned something
that's all right, like waiter waitress things. Well, hell, are
you still alive. We need a bell right here. So Tayner,
think hard about hundreds of years ago English bartenders. Of
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course you were a bartender one time in your life. Well,
English bartenders called it dry sack. What do we call
it today?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Grounds for divorce?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I don't even want to think about what that means.
So hundreds of years.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Ago, barton, Oh, dry sack is the both.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
It's for moo for mooth cale, Caleb, do you agree
or disagree?
Speaker 10 (07:19):
I guess I'm gonna have to agree with that one too.
Speaker 11 (07:21):
Are you sure?
Speaker 9 (07:24):
Not sure? I'm a disagree on that.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I'm just kidding you. Yeah, I disagree. I'm just sorry.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Now you're playing with their minds.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah, the answer was shary sharing. Yeah you were wrong.
All right, okay, all right, oh god, I'm sorry, my bad. Yes, Caleb,
a little chance here, all right, there we go. I
want to lose it with this, Marcia. You just stepped
in a baboosh? Is it an unpleasant experience?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Maybe not for you, but you spend your time at
the farm, so you us. No, it is not unpleasant.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Oh, it is not unpleasant if you step in a baboosh?
All right, Caleb? Agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Disagree?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Oh, it's an oriental shoe. It's an oriental shoe. Is
what a baboosh is?
Speaker 10 (08:29):
Caleb.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
We tried, buddy, but we gonna get you a good
consolation prize jacket guaranteed to make our losers happy before
she hangs up on them. Know, if you'll maybe change
the name from losers, that will start. Yeah, Caleb, go
ahead there, buddy. I lot to give a shout out
to my racing team DFS racing.
Speaker 12 (08:48):
Down here and baming that Alabama bringing off the dirt
track every weekend.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah right, all right, cal good stuff, good look, I know, man, alright,
hit it. I known't get all right. We're gonna jump
out cut you up on your news. On the other
side of time capsule about twenty minutes bake Alan's Walk.
Speaker 13 (09:46):
This is the award winning Joh Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 11 (10:00):
Y'all. What's up? Hey, y'all?
Speaker 14 (10:02):
Don hey man, somebody need to set the TV people
down and tell them they're trying to put way too
much crap on the screen. I ain't talking about the
program that's bad enough. I'm talking about all them little
logos and promos that go swooshing around during the show. Now,
I don't mind the little thing down in the corner
tells you what channel you're on. But I don't need
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all this junk popping up talking about what's coming up next.
He's sitting there trying to watch Homer Simpson. Here come Determinator,
the robot from the future. And by the future, I
mean tomorrow night at nine o'clock. If the show coming
up is so important, you got to interrupt the one
I'm watching now to tell me about it. Por't you
just take this one off and put that one on.
(10:45):
Cause when Doctor House is about ten seconds away from
figuring out what's about to kill this poor sapping room
number nine, I don't need Steward from the family guy
taking his butt at me at the bottom of the
pitchure island.
Speaker 11 (10:56):
Now, sometimes they'll put stuff on the screen to help
you out.
Speaker 14 (11:00):
You be watching the ball game, they got a box
in the corner with the score and how much time
is left.
Speaker 11 (11:05):
See that's perfect.
Speaker 14 (11:06):
When you watch a race, they always got the field
summary going across the top of the screen so you
can see how your boy's doing. See that's useful. But
I don't need no animated promo for next week while
I'm trying to watch this week. One time I was
watching the Atlanta race, little car came driving in on
the bottom of the screen.
Speaker 11 (11:23):
This car wasn't even in the race. I don't know
where it came from.
Speaker 14 (11:25):
Then a little tiny pit crew came out, changed two
little tiny tires, put in a half a tank of gas,
and when the car pulled off, they went to the
little tiny concession stand and bought two little tiny hot dogs.
Please Kyotis put some of it and says, next week,
food City five hundred at Bristol. Really, I don't need
no computerized reenactment of a pitchtop. I know what happens
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during the race I'm watching run. You know who's the
worst at loading up the screen with junk, though, is
the news channels. They got stuff on the top, on
the bottom, down the side. Might as well not even
put a picture in the middle of the I ain't
got time to look at it. I'm too busy reading
all this other stuff, and I don't like to read.
See that's why I'm watching TV. I want to read.
(12:07):
I'll buy a newspaper now. I tell you exactly when
the news channel started going wrong. September eleventh, two thousand
and one. Remember there was so much news that day
and it was coming in so fast they had to
put the headline Crawl at the bottom of the screen.
Now the problem is the news has slowed down a
good bit, but to crawl been't going ever since.
Speaker 11 (12:30):
Nowadaves turn off.
Speaker 14 (12:31):
CNN looked like the bulletin board at the laundromat screen
got the logo the clock, the weather forecast program guides
stock prices, and Lost Dog adds two sets of headlines
going in different directions, and one of them ain't even
real news. His trivia stuff like experts say thirty percent
of us children have add Well, g I wonder what
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calls that. Old people can't process stuff when it comes
out of that fast, please. I was like Mama's house
up day watching CNN. It was a shot of Barack
Obama making a speech. On the bottom of the screen,
it said, Britney Spears launch has come back to it.
Mama said, well, look at that, her hand's finally coming
back in. She wants an to weight too. Don't be
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overloading my mama's brain like that. Oh, but I do
have some good news. I talked to one of my
boys here at the cable company. He said, they got
a piece of technology that lets you get rid of
all the crap on your TV screen.
Speaker 11 (13:28):
It's called the off button. Y'all think about it.
Speaker 13 (13:33):
Jud Boy and Delly, ooh guy, Good morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Good Friday Morning, Big shows on the radio. Twenty minutes,
NFL Friday Morning Quarterback, calm Songs, and George's coming off
an unbelievable weekend. Would you believe he only lost one game?
Speaker 10 (14:21):
It is true.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Check it out like fourteen to one. Unbelievable. Go brag
on soornge and I get him stop when he ain't hit?
Get this dude, man, Oh right, we'll hang over that.
We'll say about twenty minutes. Well, it's always a big
thrill for us when our next guests stops by. He
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is a true living legend of the silver screen. Please
welcome back, Sir Alan Swab, can.
Speaker 8 (14:49):
The chatta Lieutenant, fill that cannon with pastry and keep
firing until counter manh Swad is me?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
John Boy, Oh what is done here?
Speaker 9 (14:59):
Son?
Speaker 8 (15:00):
Behave yourself before these corpulent wenches preach the barricade.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Oh no, no, you're on the big show.
Speaker 8 (15:06):
Oh good heavens I was flashing back to a film
I did in the sixties, Attack of the Full Figure Goals,
directed by Marty de Berghie. I heard of gigantic atomic
age house frows eating everything in their path. It was
like the green room at the View.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
I hadn't heard of that one.
Speaker 8 (15:26):
It was blackballed by the body positive crowd. A shame,
really one of my best performances.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Well, you always look to be in such great shape.
Have you always been so athletic?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (15:37):
Not always. As a young man, I was remarkably plump.
I blame my mother all that rich food.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
She was a good cook.
Speaker 8 (15:46):
Now she stole from the rich family she worked for
the rest of the neighborhood was starving while I was
budding breasts like Sydney Sweeney.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
How did you beat it?
Speaker 8 (15:56):
Great question, you know, John Boyne. This was before ever
no one had the latest, greatest cure for obesity. The
methods were much more primitive, shall we say, Well, I'd
love to hear about that as you wish. There was
a chap in Middlington that had a guaranteed weight loss plan.
There were three options five quid, twenty quid, fifty quid.
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Not having much disposable income. I chose the five quid plan.
I took a shower and was shown to a large sauna. There,
sitting naked in a chair, was the most beautiful woman
I'd ever seen, and she said, if you catch me,
you can make love to me. And now, being young,
I needed no encouragement. I pursued her with vigor, and
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just as I was about to take her in my arms,
the time limit ran out o stakes, but I had
lost an incredible ten pounds. I was sid delighted. I
returned the next day to purchase the next level plan
for twenty quid. As the day before, I took a
shower and was shown into an even bigger sauna. There
I beheld a stat redhead, stark naked except for a
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pair of high heels. She said, if you catch me,
you can make love to me. I assure you, my boy,
My loins were ablaze, but even harbled by high heels,
the object of my affection was able to elude capture
before my time ran out. But this time I lost
a glance over fifteen pounds. I was sold. I returned
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the next day fifty quid in hand, with a steely
commitment to succeeding this time around again, I took a shower,
was shown into an even larger sona.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
What was a woman like this time? Well?
Speaker 8 (17:38):
I glanced around the room, fanning the steam with my hand,
searching for the fair maiden. I was alone, at least
I was for a moment. A large panel slid aside,
and a full grown silver black Mountain gorilla stomped into
the room. He wore a sign that said, if I
catch you, I can make love to you. Is at
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the end of the story, not exactly. I was never
overweight after that, and every year I get a Christmas
card from the gorilla.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Counts.
Speaker 8 (18:12):
Indeed, Now, if you don't mind saying your bumba, Telly
has arranged an assignation with a fan maiden named Jenny Craig.
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Are you, dear friends, ladies and gentlemen, Sir Alan Swan,
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The two fine lads, two boys dedicated to putting spoil
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At of Knoxville, Tennessee. Martin killing Waters. Ye all right, Martin,
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Don't get that in the mail to you.
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If you don't have it on you had a board,
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in American white Tail Authority hats American white Tail. Look
at that buck right there on the front of this
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a little bit. No actual bucks are included, doing a
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Tom Swords and the man we were comparing you to
national pickers like on CBS whatever. The boy's having tough
years so far and talking about separating yourself from the pack.
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Last week, Tom thirteen and one one lost almost an
undefeated week, which is unheard of picking NFL games for
the season. You're fifty seven, thirty five year locks you
were two and oh you're four and seven for the season,
but four out of the last five.
Speaker 8 (21:29):
So I think safe to save time.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
You are back in business.
Speaker 9 (21:33):
Baby Noster Thomas is in the house. Oh nice, guys,
I heard the oh no, that makes it worse that
you trumped me.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
All right, well, you know first time. Some questions. Why
do you bet against your hometown team, the Carolina Panthers
every week?
Speaker 9 (21:54):
I know, I know because they have been outscored this
season by one WHOA and the next best or worst,
depending how you look at it, is Jacksonville minus sixty
five and the New England at minus sixty. So the
Panthers have been out as bad as Jacksonville is and
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they're so bad. They have to go to England every week.
They've been demoted, kicked out of the country, exported, excommunicated everyone.
How are you going to put it? I mean, they're
still thirty five points behind the Panthers in terms of
being outscored.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Well, let's talk about something else we won't experience anytime soon,
a Super Bowl. But Atlanta has just awarded another Super Bowl.
How many they have had about twelve?
Speaker 9 (22:43):
I think this is their fourth. And Roger Goodell, the commissioner,
just praised Atlanta and just talk over a vibrant city
they are, and how all the good work that Arthur Blank,
the owner has done for the town. Right, and so
they get it, and they they're locked in now for
New Orleans gets it this year, San Francisco in twenty six,
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LA and twenty seven. The only way a city such
as Charlotte has a chance of getting it is to
build a new stadium. Same with Tennessee. Tennessee is in
the process of building once, so they'll probably get one.
But the problem is a rotation that includes the New Orleans,
LA and Miami and now Las Vegas. Because players like
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to go their fans like to go there. It's probably
gonna be part of the rotation. So you know, I
don't think we're going to see one in these parts
for a long long time.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Wasn't the deal with Tom Brady. So he's like he
got part of the Las Vegas Raiders. He's an owner now.
Speaker 9 (23:42):
Huh Yeah, they just approved it at the NFL meetings
this week. He and his group on about ten percent
of the team. And that's great for him. I mean,
this is the most popular sport in the country. But
as a broadcaster, he is a broadcaster slash owner, and
so there are rules. He cannot go in another team
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stadium unless it's for a game. He can't go to practice,
he can't criticize officials. So if we're watching a game
Brady's doing and we see a terrible rough in the
quarterback call, Brady will see a sack. If he can't
criticize players, so we'll see a quarterback panic and throw
the ball in the second row. We'll think the guy
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was terrible. Brady will think he has a rather strong arm.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
So he can't enter a stadium unless he's broadcasting and something.
And I saw he would be the gambling rules or
even even broadcast meetings to talk about the other team.
Is that right?
Speaker 9 (24:42):
Dom He can't go to broadcast meetings. He has to.
He can't gamble, and he can't tamper. I mean, he
can't go to a player say, man, you're really good.
You sure would look good in a Raiders uniform. He
can't do that. He has to. He is subject to
all those rules.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Well, that'll be fun to watch and see how he
does into moves just for that, all right? So Jerry
Jones said he have a good birthday or birthday.
Speaker 9 (25:08):
Wait, Tom, I don't know if it's possible when you're
eighty two, but he had a bad one. He turned
eighty two on Sunday, and all the time he's owned
the team, and he bought a eighty nine. They never
had a worst game at home. They lost forty seven
to nine to Detroit and they they're three and three
this season, but at home they're zero and three and
they've been outscored. They like the Panthers. They've been outscored
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at home one hundred and nineteen to fifty three. So
he's doing his standard Tuesday morning postgame broadcast and they
asked him some tough questions a host, and he says,
tough questions are not your job, and then he adds,
I can get somebody else to do it. I'm not
kidding whoa he thinks he paid the host They didn't
know they were getting paid by him, which means they're
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not because they said, hey, if that's true, he want
to raise. But then Jones, he really messes up. He
said us, no, I guess you don't how tough it
is to add a good player during the season. The
same day he says that Davante Adams, a really good receiver,
is added to the Jets, and Mark Amari Cooper, really
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good receiver is added to Buffalo. So what it comes
down to is this the questions from the hosts. They're
legitimate cowboys. This season not so much.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Okay, all right, we're coming off of thirteen and one weekend.
We'll get tom back on before we get out of
here to pick them all this weekend again, buddy, we
can't wait. We'll talk to you in a few minutes.
Head Tommy, I thank you man. Let's play our wordy
word game one eight hundred big show you told free
line across America. We'll get a couple of contestants and
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play next. Good morning to make showing the radio rolling
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to your Friday, October eighteenth. All right, so much today,
so little time?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Hang on.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Abuse's Haunted House will feature our future track. Went to
make shore bit bugg. Right now, let's play.
Speaker 8 (27:31):
I went to everybody's head.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
I buy the bed.
Speaker 10 (27:34):
Wordy word of a worthy word.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Let's meet our contestants. We got a husband and wife
playing in front of us today, Meghan and Andrew from Macon, Georgia.
All right to explain us right quick? Hey, Megan, how
you doing? Baby?
Speaker 10 (27:52):
Good?
Speaker 14 (27:53):
Good?
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Good to have you with me again, Andrew, he knows
the deal. I just imagine. Oh what happened? Jackie miscounted
o Meghan? She was on my team a couple of
days earlier this week? Was it? And miscountsl Jackie fessed
up and said, all right, Maggie's was all right good,
So Andrew, you agreed to play Megan and we hope
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to beat you. Okay, No, hey, don't you just smart
with us big though, And don't worry. I practiced with Jackie.
She can count all the way to twenty. Now, all right,
Andrew and Tater and me and Megan.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
That's kid.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
All right, Well, let's do it, dude, all right. So look,
so y'all, I'm to say, all right, I'm not going
to explain all that part. Had a lot going on here,
all right, so Andrew, you be quiet, Megan, me and
you for the first thirty seconds. Are you ready? Okay,
let's start the clock.
Speaker 9 (28:53):
Now?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
What was jaws? Yes? All right, let's play blank of
war with a rope? You pull blank of war?
Speaker 10 (29:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
No, yes?
Speaker 11 (29:06):
Rhymes with it.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
A coffee you drink out of a coffee? Yeah, uh
huh rhymes with it. Another name for a snail or
a shotgun?
Speaker 7 (29:16):
Shell?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Yeah, shell? There's also what that was? A bad one?
Another name for snail? Another snail? God, I was going
to the inside of the shots.
Speaker 11 (29:29):
What do we get?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
A three? Okay? I don't want to put too much
pressure on myself. I think I just let's all relax,
all right, Let's see what Tayler and Andrews help me
I can do? Andrew? All right, Andrew and Tayler picking
up on that last one, Go.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
It's a snail without a shell, and some mean kids
put salt on it. Yep, rhymes with it. All of them,
all of these mosquitoes ants, they're all considered a what
rhymes with it. Uh, the Volkswagen Love Blank.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Beetle the movie, Yeah, rhymes with it.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Don't take blank, don't.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Do okay, don't say it if it hits you. Now,
that was a two on the board. All right, Megan,
we're leading by one. We're gonna do it, babbit, okay,
come on, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's pillow.
We're tagging. Picking up on that last one. Megan, I
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know you got it. Start the clock now. A pharmacy
is a blank store, yes, rhymes with it. The living
room on the floor, yeah, uh huh, we're rhyming. Uh
you blank it in or unblanket if it's broke, a
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spark blank that's in your yes, all right, come here
and give me a yeah, all right with your shoulders
you give a.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
All right. That's an eight score for Megan, So, Andrew
and Tater. Okay, within reach six, will tie, seven, will win? Ready,
all right, and I am yes, still rhyming. Sorry, thank you,
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you're welcome and go.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
You do this to a beer, you drink it real fast?
Speaker 10 (31:35):
You do what?
Speaker 8 (31:37):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (31:37):
All right, no rhyming. Hey, it is the reason for
the what. Yes, your mom is your what singular is
your it's a blank teacher. It's a blank teacher meeting,
yes all, not the game of chess, the game of
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what where you can? And it's a plankboard.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Yeah yeah, that was a checker. She was trying to get, you, say, Andrew,
not enough Megan wins on her comeback eight to five,
and you noticed that said, all right, no more rhyming,
no rhyming. It is the reason for the Hey, y'all,
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we appreciate you playing, Megan. I'm glad you come on back, Megan. Right,
maybe you got the big old lod Tiger's prize back
head down to Magon. Oh, thank you so much. You're well, Andrew,
hope you had fun.
Speaker 9 (32:42):
All but.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
And you know you're not allowed to rhyme a wording word,
but I wanted to go to call it all right,
no more rhyming.
Speaker 10 (32:55):
The reason for the.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
My brain would blink, love you baby. There, well go
bit request time Joshua a little out of Lynchburg, Virginia.
There's playing off flirting with a pastor, Saul. Thank god
you got it, Joshua, coming up next, Good morning, Big
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shows already. Today's requested bits Joshua, Little Lynchburg, Virginia, there's
two from heart and a junior nation band.
Speaker 15 (34:19):
I never thanked too much about the gals I used
to see, but pays one particular one that haunts my memory.
Speaker 10 (34:30):
She was taught and she was.
Speaker 11 (34:31):
Blonde day show. No lovely creature had news for me.
Speaker 15 (34:36):
She was a Fanny costal preacher sixteen years old.
Speaker 11 (34:42):
But she good live at gospel down.
Speaker 15 (34:46):
Big can prove a law that she's the side of town.
Speaker 11 (34:51):
What you mass preaching?
Speaker 15 (34:53):
My heart was beating faster.
Speaker 12 (34:56):
I'll hang around and gold a flirt as the faster
her say.
Speaker 11 (35:03):
The meal was quite unique. She was a my bosomp
in free.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
She spoke in tongue and she was crazy.
Speaker 11 (35:18):
Blirting with the faster every day.
Speaker 10 (35:23):
Yes, sir. After meeting.
Speaker 12 (35:34):
I sat down on the front row shower dress.
Speaker 15 (35:37):
The shape.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Her on the interest was you see that?
Speaker 10 (35:42):
I got saved.
Speaker 15 (35:45):
I met her daddy.
Speaker 10 (35:46):
He said, I know what you're after.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
You leave my gal along you hearty little gave heart
to the Lord.
Speaker 14 (35:58):
After week.
Speaker 15 (36:01):
We touched the day and she baptized me in the grew.
I tried to hang in there, just hoping to outlaster.
It couldn't change her heart, but I kept.
Speaker 12 (36:14):
Learning with the faster Mama said that I was going
to hell.
Speaker 15 (36:22):
Daddy said, our mind end up in jail.
Speaker 11 (36:28):
I could let her give away.
Speaker 10 (36:33):
Learning with the faster every day, Yeah, I and you
don't work. If you'd have been in my shoes, you'd
have done the same that youm sing better know that's right.
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Pick one girl one day.
Speaker 15 (37:19):
That gospel tent backup Bath Move do We burned Golden
melboury stw haunts.
Speaker 10 (37:27):
Me to this day. Shutting up this love a.
Speaker 12 (37:31):
Fairly than nothing being disaster when I count keep the
Sathas blirting with the pastor the only guy I ever
heard to the.
Speaker 15 (37:42):
Chris never got a guess, but it didn't get saved.
Speaker 11 (37:51):
She was the one that got away.
Speaker 15 (37:53):
About about five year lurking with the past every day.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Right, good morning, it's a big show on the radio,
(38:32):
and you know what time it is. Everybody looks forward
to this time every Friday when I'm in Tom's oorns
and picks every NFL game this weekend. Good morning again, Tom,
Good morning, Johnbue. Last week you were thirteen and one
for the season, fifty seven and thirty five your locks
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you were two and oh you're four out of seven
for the season, but four out of the last five.
Safe to say you are on a roll. Let's go
into week seven. There's another game in London. As you
said earlier, they're not letting Jacksonville back in the country.
(39:16):
It'll be New England going over to play Jacksonville. New
England one and five. Jacksonville one in five.
Speaker 9 (39:24):
New England is playing their rookie quarterback from right here
in Charlotte, Drake May. Yeah, and Jacksonville's past defense is
poor us and it's a long way for them to go. Well,
they stayed, they've been there two weeks now. Good game,
lots of points in New England.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Posy Epsen, New England pulling four to May and his
dad die.
Speaker 12 (39:44):
All right.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Two and four Cincinnati was start of the early Sunday
afternoon games. Here we are one o'clock right now on
CBS two and four. Cincinnati at one in five Cleveland,
the Battle of Ohio.
Speaker 9 (39:57):
Not much of a battle. Cincinnati has struggling on defense,
but they can score some points and they will and
they will win.
Speaker 11 (40:04):
All right.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Cincinnati over Cleveland, AOS. Two road teams starting off with
and then we got the four and one Detroit lines
at the five and oer Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 9 (40:16):
This is a good game. That's a good division. Everybody
up the Green Bay's good, Chicago's good. Minnesota will not
be undefeated after this one. They are favorite favorite. But
Detroit is going to win in the episode.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Well about that, all right? Detroit on the road for
the upset. Then we got the five and one Houston
Texans with their second year quarterback that I can't get over.
The four and two green Bay Packers at Limbo's. Where
Houston going? What you got?
Speaker 7 (40:46):
Tom?
Speaker 9 (40:47):
Two good young quarterbacks? Love for green Bay and Stroud
for Houston, and I'm going with the home team. I
think green Bay wins a good one.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
All right, green Bay on that one. Then we got
two and three Miami at the three and three Indiana Coats.
Speaker 9 (41:01):
This is a tough one to pick, but I like
Miami's coaching, I like their offense. I think they've got
it working now, and I think Miami wins in the upset.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
But we got four out of five road teams so far,
still only one o'clock Sunday games three and two Philadelphia
at two and four New York Giants.
Speaker 9 (41:20):
One more road team. Philly has been underachieving, but they
will achieving up and they beat the Giants in New
York in New York.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
There we got the three and three Seattle Seahawks at
the four and two Atlanta Falgons.
Speaker 9 (41:34):
Hey, I'm believing in this Atlanta team. I you saw
them last week. They can run, they can pass, and
they can win and they will beat Seattle.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Right. Then we got the one and four Tennessee Titans
at the four and two Buffalo Bills.
Speaker 9 (41:50):
Yeah, this one's one of the lopsided games this weekend.
It won't be many, but Buffalo wins.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Bid the one and five Carolina Panthers at the four
and two Washington Commanders.
Speaker 9 (42:02):
And Washington is favored by seven and a half, but
they're gonna blow this one out. They win it by twelve.
And Washington is my lock of the week.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Louck Washington with the Panthers. All right, and that was
the first, by the way, four o'clock game. Panthers with
two late Sunday afternoon games in a row here.
Speaker 9 (42:22):
For some reason.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
All right, So let's go to the two and four
Las Vegas Raiders at the one in four La Rams.
Speaker 9 (42:31):
Rams still have talent, they're really well coached. They're just injured,
but they're coming off of bye and they're gonna they're
gonna win this one.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
They're taking the Rams there, and then the four to
twenty five one, the four to twenty five kickoff five
and oh, Kansas City at the three and three San
Francisco forty nine Ers.
Speaker 9 (42:51):
Toughest game of the week to pick. San Francisco is
a slight favorite, but I am going with the road
team again, going with Casey.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
They win. And then Sunday Night Football, the two and
four New York Jets at the four and two Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 9 (43:07):
Okay, when you acquire a player as good as Davante
trade deadline, I mean trade, it just inspires everybody, and
they're gonna play inspired and they're gonna win this one.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
The Jets are all right. Jets at Pittsburgh winning that
all right? Hey, we got two Monday night games again
coming up coming Monday, eight point fifteen pm on ABC
four and two. Baltimore Ravens at the four and two
Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Speaker 9 (43:37):
It's a good game. I like Baker Mayfield. That's a
gotsy guy. That's a gots of player at Tampa Bay
quarterback who spent a little bit of time in Charlotte right,
and he is as well as he's playing, it won't
be enough. Baltimore's really got a roll in it. Ravens winning,
the Roads.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Ravens winning, then a nine o'clock kickoff. This is on
ESPN plus the three and two La Chargers of the
two and four Arizona Cardinals.
Speaker 9 (44:05):
Charges are pretty good. Arizona's defense is just terrible. You
don't know what they're gonna you're gonna get offensively, but
you know you're gonna score against them. Charges will and
they are one more road team that will win it.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
About that bunch of roadies? You picking the uh. The
Cowboys will not lose a game because they have a
buy this weekend as well as the Chicago Bears. It
was the Bears and the Cowboys that's off this weekend.
All right, Tom, Let's see what you can do, buddy.
Keep it going looking good on paper. We'll catch up
with you next week, my boy. I have a great week.
Speaker 9 (44:39):
Good everybody have a great weekend. Thank you very much.
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We called her mom?
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Yeah, you know, janitor like the school three male jen
female gender you call janitor.
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Jen janitor as well? Yes, okay, well, okay, loob, do
you agree or disagree?
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I'm gonna go with a great.
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Agree with the same thing. It's a Jenitris.
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Just sounds stupid.
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You never heard of that's real Jennitriss. Yeah all right,
I'll just remember that Jenitriss if you ever get a
chance to use it. All right, so we learned something
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you still alive. We need a bell right here. So Tayner,
think hard about hundreds of years ago English bartenders. Of
(06:45):
course you were a bartender one time in your life. Well,
English bartenders called it dry sack. What do we call
it today?
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Grounds for divorce?
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I don't even want to think about what that means.
So hundreds of years.
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Ago, barton, Oh, dry sack is the both.
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It's for moo for mooth cale, Caleb, do you agree
or disagree?
Speaker 10 (07:19):
I guess I'm gonna have to agree with that one too.
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Are you sure?
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Not sure? I'm a disagree on that.
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I'm just kidding you. Yeah, I disagree. I'm just sorry.
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Now you're playing with their minds.
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Yeah, the answer was shary sharing. Yeah you were wrong.
All right, okay, all right, oh god, I'm sorry, my bad. Yes, Caleb,
a little chance here, all right, there we go. I
want to lose it with this, Marcia. You just stepped
in a baboosh? Is it an unpleasant experience?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Maybe not for you, but you spend your time at
the farm, so you us. No, it is not unpleasant.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Oh, it is not unpleasant if you step in a baboosh?
All right, Caleb? Agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Disagree?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Oh, it's an oriental shoe. It's an oriental shoe. Is
what a baboosh is?
Speaker 10 (08:29):
Caleb.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
We tried, buddy, but we gonna get you a good
consolation prize jacket guaranteed to make our losers happy before
she hangs up on them. Know, if you'll maybe change
the name from losers, that will start. Yeah, Caleb, go
ahead there, buddy. I lot to give a shout out
to my racing team DFS racing.
Speaker 12 (08:48):
Down here and baming that Alabama bringing off the dirt
track every weekend.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah right, all right, cal good stuff, good look, I know, man, alright,
hit it. I known't get all right. We're gonna jump
out cut you up on your news. On the other
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Speaker 13 (09:46):
This is the award winning Joh Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 11 (10:00):
Y'all. What's up? Hey, y'all?
Speaker 14 (10:02):
Don hey man, somebody need to set the TV people
down and tell them they're trying to put way too
much crap on the screen. I ain't talking about the
program that's bad enough. I'm talking about all them little
logos and promos that go swooshing around during the show. Now,
I don't mind the little thing down in the corner
tells you what channel you're on. But I don't need
(10:22):
all this junk popping up talking about what's coming up next.
He's sitting there trying to watch Homer Simpson. Here come Determinator,
the robot from the future. And by the future, I
mean tomorrow night at nine o'clock. If the show coming
up is so important, you got to interrupt the one
I'm watching now to tell me about it. Por't you
just take this one off and put that one on.
(10:45):
Cause when Doctor House is about ten seconds away from
figuring out what's about to kill this poor sapping room
number nine, I don't need Steward from the family guy
taking his butt at me at the bottom of the
pitchure island.
Speaker 11 (10:56):
Now, sometimes they'll put stuff on the screen to help
you out.
Speaker 14 (11:00):
You be watching the ball game, they got a box
in the corner with the score and how much time
is left.
Speaker 11 (11:05):
See that's perfect.
Speaker 14 (11:06):
When you watch a race, they always got the field
summary going across the top of the screen so you
can see how your boy's doing. See that's useful. But
I don't need no animated promo for next week while
I'm trying to watch this week. One time I was
watching the Atlanta race, little car came driving in on
the bottom of the screen.
Speaker 11 (11:23):
This car wasn't even in the race. I don't know
where it came from.
Speaker 14 (11:25):
Then a little tiny pit crew came out, changed two
little tiny tires, put in a half a tank of gas,
and when the car pulled off, they went to the
little tiny concession stand and bought two little tiny hot dogs.
Please Kyotis put some of it and says, next week,
food City five hundred at Bristol. Really, I don't need
no computerized reenactment of a pitchtop. I know what happens
(11:46):
during the race I'm watching run. You know who's the
worst at loading up the screen with junk, though, is
the news channels. They got stuff on the top, on
the bottom, down the side. Might as well not even
put a picture in the middle of the I ain't
got time to look at it. I'm too busy reading
all this other stuff, and I don't like to read.
See that's why I'm watching TV. I want to read.
(12:07):
I'll buy a newspaper now. I tell you exactly when
the news channel started going wrong. September eleventh, two thousand
and one. Remember there was so much news that day
and it was coming in so fast they had to
put the headline Crawl at the bottom of the screen.
Now the problem is the news has slowed down a
good bit, but to crawl been't going ever since.
Speaker 11 (12:30):
Nowadaves turn off.
Speaker 14 (12:31):
CNN looked like the bulletin board at the laundromat screen
got the logo the clock, the weather forecast program guides
stock prices, and Lost Dog adds two sets of headlines
going in different directions, and one of them ain't even
real news. His trivia stuff like experts say thirty percent
of us children have add Well, g I wonder what
(12:53):
calls that. Old people can't process stuff when it comes
out of that fast, please. I was like Mama's house
up day watching CNN. It was a shot of Barack
Obama making a speech. On the bottom of the screen,
it said, Britney Spears launch has come back to it.
Mama said, well, look at that, her hand's finally coming
back in. She wants an to weight too. Don't be
(13:14):
overloading my mama's brain like that. Oh, but I do
have some good news. I talked to one of my
boys here at the cable company. He said, they got
a piece of technology that lets you get rid of
all the crap on your TV screen.
Speaker 11 (13:28):
It's called the off button. Y'all think about it.
Speaker 13 (13:33):
Jud Boy and Delly, ooh guy, Good morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Good Friday Morning, Big shows on the radio. Twenty minutes,
NFL Friday Morning Quarterback, calm Songs, and George's coming off
an unbelievable weekend. Would you believe he only lost one game?
Speaker 10 (14:21):
It is true.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Check it out like fourteen to one. Unbelievable. Go brag
on soornge and I get him stop when he ain't hit?
Get this dude, man, Oh right, we'll hang over that.
We'll say about twenty minutes. Well, it's always a big
thrill for us when our next guests stops by. He
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is a true living legend of the silver screen. Please
welcome back, Sir Alan Swab, can.
Speaker 8 (14:49):
The chatta Lieutenant, fill that cannon with pastry and keep
firing until counter manh Swad is me?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
John Boy, Oh what is done here?
Speaker 9 (14:59):
Son?
Speaker 8 (15:00):
Behave yourself before these corpulent wenches preach the barricade.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Oh no, no, you're on the big show.
Speaker 8 (15:06):
Oh good heavens I was flashing back to a film
I did in the sixties, Attack of the Full Figure Goals,
directed by Marty de Berghie. I heard of gigantic atomic
age house frows eating everything in their path. It was
like the green room at the View.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
I hadn't heard of that one.
Speaker 8 (15:26):
It was blackballed by the body positive crowd. A shame,
really one of my best performances.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Well, you always look to be in such great shape.
Have you always been so athletic?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (15:37):
Not always. As a young man, I was remarkably plump.
I blame my mother all that rich food.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
She was a good cook.
Speaker 8 (15:46):
Now she stole from the rich family she worked for
the rest of the neighborhood was starving while I was
budding breasts like Sydney Sweeney.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
How did you beat it?
Speaker 8 (15:56):
Great question, you know, John Boyne. This was before ever
no one had the latest, greatest cure for obesity. The
methods were much more primitive, shall we say, Well, I'd
love to hear about that as you wish. There was
a chap in Middlington that had a guaranteed weight loss plan.
There were three options five quid, twenty quid, fifty quid.
(16:17):
Not having much disposable income. I chose the five quid plan.
I took a shower and was shown to a large sauna. There,
sitting naked in a chair, was the most beautiful woman
I'd ever seen, and she said, if you catch me,
you can make love to me. And now, being young,
I needed no encouragement. I pursued her with vigor, and
(16:39):
just as I was about to take her in my arms,
the time limit ran out o stakes, but I had
lost an incredible ten pounds. I was sid delighted. I
returned the next day to purchase the next level plan
for twenty quid. As the day before, I took a
shower and was shown into an even bigger sauna. There
I beheld a stat redhead, stark naked except for a
(17:03):
pair of high heels. She said, if you catch me,
you can make love to me. I assure you, my boy,
My loins were ablaze, but even harbled by high heels,
the object of my affection was able to elude capture
before my time ran out. But this time I lost
a glance over fifteen pounds. I was sold. I returned
(17:26):
the next day fifty quid in hand, with a steely
commitment to succeeding this time around again, I took a shower,
was shown into an even larger sona.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
What was a woman like this time? Well?
Speaker 8 (17:38):
I glanced around the room, fanning the steam with my hand,
searching for the fair maiden. I was alone, at least
I was for a moment. A large panel slid aside,
and a full grown silver black Mountain gorilla stomped into
the room. He wore a sign that said, if I
catch you, I can make love to you. Is at
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the end of the story, not exactly. I was never
overweight after that, and every year I get a Christmas
card from the gorilla.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Counts.
Speaker 8 (18:12):
Indeed, Now, if you don't mind saying your bumba, Telly
has arranged an assignation with a fan maiden named Jenny Craig.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Are you, dear friends, ladies and gentlemen, Sir Alan Swan,
the world's greatest doctor. I'm not an actor, damn you.
I'm a movie good more than everybody. The big show
is right here on the radio. Shaves me praised, You're lifted.
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Tom Swords and the man we were comparing you to
national pickers like on CBS whatever. The boy's having tough
years so far and talking about separating yourself from the pack.
(21:11):
Last week, Tom thirteen and one one lost almost an
undefeated week, which is unheard of picking NFL games for
the season. You're fifty seven, thirty five year locks you
were two and oh you're four and seven for the season,
but four out of the last five.
Speaker 8 (21:29):
So I think safe to save time.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
You are back in business.
Speaker 9 (21:33):
Baby Noster Thomas is in the house. Oh nice, guys,
I heard the oh no, that makes it worse that
you trumped me.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
All right, well, you know first time. Some questions. Why
do you bet against your hometown team, the Carolina Panthers
every week?
Speaker 9 (21:54):
I know, I know because they have been outscored this
season by one WHOA and the next best or worst,
depending how you look at it, is Jacksonville minus sixty
five and the New England at minus sixty. So the
Panthers have been out as bad as Jacksonville is and
(22:15):
they're so bad. They have to go to England every week.
They've been demoted, kicked out of the country, exported, excommunicated everyone.
How are you going to put it? I mean, they're
still thirty five points behind the Panthers in terms of
being outscored.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Well, let's talk about something else we won't experience anytime soon,
a Super Bowl. But Atlanta has just awarded another Super Bowl.
How many they have had about twelve?
Speaker 9 (22:43):
I think this is their fourth. And Roger Goodell, the commissioner,
just praised Atlanta and just talk over a vibrant city
they are, and how all the good work that Arthur Blank,
the owner has done for the town. Right, and so
they get it, and they they're locked in now for
New Orleans gets it this year, San Francisco in twenty six,
(23:04):
LA and twenty seven. The only way a city such
as Charlotte has a chance of getting it is to
build a new stadium. Same with Tennessee. Tennessee is in
the process of building once, so they'll probably get one.
But the problem is a rotation that includes the New Orleans,
LA and Miami and now Las Vegas. Because players like
(23:25):
to go their fans like to go there. It's probably
gonna be part of the rotation. So you know, I
don't think we're going to see one in these parts
for a long long time.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Wasn't the deal with Tom Brady. So he's like he
got part of the Las Vegas Raiders. He's an owner now.
Speaker 9 (23:42):
Huh Yeah, they just approved it at the NFL meetings
this week. He and his group on about ten percent
of the team. And that's great for him. I mean,
this is the most popular sport in the country. But
as a broadcaster, he is a broadcaster slash owner, and
so there are rules. He cannot go in another team
(24:02):
stadium unless it's for a game. He can't go to practice,
he can't criticize officials. So if we're watching a game
Brady's doing and we see a terrible rough in the
quarterback call, Brady will see a sack. If he can't
criticize players, so we'll see a quarterback panic and throw
the ball in the second row. We'll think the guy
(24:25):
was terrible. Brady will think he has a rather strong arm.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
So he can't enter a stadium unless he's broadcasting and something.
And I saw he would be the gambling rules or
even even broadcast meetings to talk about the other team.
Is that right?
Speaker 9 (24:42):
Dom He can't go to broadcast meetings. He has to.
He can't gamble, and he can't tamper. I mean, he
can't go to a player say, man, you're really good.
You sure would look good in a Raiders uniform. He
can't do that. He has to. He is subject to
all those rules.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Well, that'll be fun to watch and see how he
does into moves just for that, all right? So Jerry
Jones said he have a good birthday or birthday.
Speaker 9 (25:08):
Wait, Tom, I don't know if it's possible when you're
eighty two, but he had a bad one. He turned
eighty two on Sunday, and all the time he's owned
the team, and he bought a eighty nine. They never
had a worst game at home. They lost forty seven
to nine to Detroit and they they're three and three
this season, but at home they're zero and three and
they've been outscored. They like the Panthers. They've been outscored
(25:30):
at home one hundred and nineteen to fifty three. So
he's doing his standard Tuesday morning postgame broadcast and they
asked him some tough questions a host, and he says,
tough questions are not your job, and then he adds,
I can get somebody else to do it. I'm not
kidding whoa he thinks he paid the host They didn't
know they were getting paid by him, which means they're
(25:52):
not because they said, hey, if that's true, he want
to raise. But then Jones, he really messes up. He
said us, no, I guess you don't how tough it
is to add a good player during the season. The
same day he says that Davante Adams, a really good receiver,
is added to the Jets, and Mark Amari Cooper, really
(26:12):
good receiver is added to Buffalo. So what it comes
down to is this the questions from the hosts. They're
legitimate cowboys. This season not so much.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Okay, all right, we're coming off of thirteen and one weekend.
We'll get tom back on before we get out of
here to pick them all this weekend again, buddy, we
can't wait. We'll talk to you in a few minutes.
Head Tommy, I thank you man. Let's play our wordy
word game one eight hundred big show you told free
line across America. We'll get a couple of contestants and
(26:45):
play next. Good morning to make showing the radio rolling
(27:15):
to your Friday, October eighteenth. All right, so much today,
so little time?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Hang on.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Abuse's Haunted House will feature our future track. Went to
make shore bit bugg. Right now, let's play.
Speaker 8 (27:31):
I went to everybody's head.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
I buy the bed.
Speaker 10 (27:34):
Wordy word of a worthy word.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Let's meet our contestants. We got a husband and wife
playing in front of us today, Meghan and Andrew from Macon, Georgia.
All right to explain us right quick? Hey, Megan, how
you doing? Baby?
Speaker 10 (27:52):
Good?
Speaker 14 (27:53):
Good?
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Good to have you with me again, Andrew, he knows
the deal. I just imagine. Oh what happened? Jackie miscounted
o Meghan? She was on my team a couple of
days earlier this week? Was it? And miscountsl Jackie fessed
up and said, all right, Maggie's was all right good,
So Andrew, you agreed to play Megan and we hope
(28:17):
to beat you. Okay, No, hey, don't you just smart
with us big though, And don't worry. I practiced with Jackie.
She can count all the way to twenty. Now, all right,
Andrew and Tater and me and Megan.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
That's kid.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
All right, Well, let's do it, dude, all right. So look,
so y'all, I'm to say, all right, I'm not going
to explain all that part. Had a lot going on here,
all right, so Andrew, you be quiet, Megan, me and
you for the first thirty seconds. Are you ready? Okay,
let's start the clock.
Speaker 9 (28:53):
Now?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
What was jaws? Yes? All right, let's play blank of
war with a rope? You pull blank of war?
Speaker 10 (29:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
No, yes?
Speaker 11 (29:06):
Rhymes with it.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
A coffee you drink out of a coffee? Yeah, uh
huh rhymes with it. Another name for a snail or
a shotgun?
Speaker 7 (29:16):
Shell?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Yeah, shell? There's also what that was? A bad one?
Another name for snail? Another snail? God, I was going
to the inside of the shots.
Speaker 11 (29:29):
What do we get?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
A three? Okay? I don't want to put too much
pressure on myself. I think I just let's all relax,
all right, Let's see what Tayler and Andrews help me
I can do? Andrew? All right, Andrew and Tayler picking
up on that last one, Go.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
It's a snail without a shell, and some mean kids
put salt on it. Yep, rhymes with it. All of them,
all of these mosquitoes ants, they're all considered a what
rhymes with it. Uh, the Volkswagen Love Blank.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Beetle the movie, Yeah, rhymes with it.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Don't take blank, don't.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Do okay, don't say it if it hits you. Now,
that was a two on the board. All right, Megan,
we're leading by one. We're gonna do it, babbit, okay,
come on, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's pillow.
We're tagging. Picking up on that last one. Megan, I
(30:35):
know you got it. Start the clock now. A pharmacy
is a blank store, yes, rhymes with it. The living
room on the floor, yeah, uh huh, we're rhyming. Uh
you blank it in or unblanket if it's broke, a
(30:57):
spark blank that's in your yes, all right, come here
and give me a yeah, all right with your shoulders
you give a.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
All right. That's an eight score for Megan, So, Andrew
and Tater. Okay, within reach six, will tie, seven, will win? Ready,
all right, and I am yes, still rhyming. Sorry, thank you,
(31:31):
you're welcome and go.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
You do this to a beer, you drink it real fast?
Speaker 10 (31:35):
You do what?
Speaker 8 (31:37):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (31:37):
All right, no rhyming. Hey, it is the reason for
the what. Yes, your mom is your what singular is
your it's a blank teacher. It's a blank teacher meeting,
yes all, not the game of chess, the game of
(31:58):
what where you can? And it's a plankboard.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Yeah yeah, that was a checker. She was trying to get, you, say, Andrew,
not enough Megan wins on her comeback eight to five,
and you noticed that said, all right, no more rhyming,
no rhyming. It is the reason for the Hey, y'all,
(32:29):
we appreciate you playing, Megan. I'm glad you come on back, Megan. Right,
maybe you got the big old lod Tiger's prize back
head down to Magon. Oh, thank you so much. You're well, Andrew,
hope you had fun.
Speaker 9 (32:42):
All but.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
And you know you're not allowed to rhyme a wording word,
but I wanted to go to call it all right,
no more rhyming.
Speaker 10 (32:55):
The reason for the.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
My brain would blink, love you baby. There, well go
bit request time Joshua a little out of Lynchburg, Virginia.
There's playing off flirting with a pastor, Saul. Thank god
you got it, Joshua, coming up next, Good morning, Big
(33:41):
shows already. Today's requested bits Joshua, Little Lynchburg, Virginia, there's
two from heart and a junior nation band.
Speaker 15 (34:19):
I never thanked too much about the gals I used
to see, but pays one particular one that haunts my memory.
Speaker 10 (34:30):
She was taught and she was.
Speaker 11 (34:31):
Blonde day show. No lovely creature had news for me.
Speaker 15 (34:36):
She was a Fanny costal preacher sixteen years old.
Speaker 11 (34:42):
But she good live at gospel down.
Speaker 15 (34:46):
Big can prove a law that she's the side of town.
Speaker 11 (34:51):
What you mass preaching?
Speaker 15 (34:53):
My heart was beating faster.
Speaker 12 (34:56):
I'll hang around and gold a flirt as the faster
her say.
Speaker 11 (35:03):
The meal was quite unique. She was a my bosomp
in free.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
She spoke in tongue and she was crazy.
Speaker 11 (35:18):
Blirting with the faster every day.
Speaker 10 (35:23):
Yes, sir. After meeting.
Speaker 12 (35:34):
I sat down on the front row shower dress.
Speaker 15 (35:37):
The shape.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Her on the interest was you see that?
Speaker 10 (35:42):
I got saved.
Speaker 15 (35:45):
I met her daddy.
Speaker 10 (35:46):
He said, I know what you're after.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
You leave my gal along you hearty little gave heart
to the Lord.
Speaker 14 (35:58):
After week.
Speaker 15 (36:01):
We touched the day and she baptized me in the grew.
I tried to hang in there, just hoping to outlaster.
It couldn't change her heart, but I kept.
Speaker 12 (36:14):
Learning with the faster Mama said that I was going
to hell.
Speaker 15 (36:22):
Daddy said, our mind end up in jail.
Speaker 11 (36:28):
I could let her give away.
Speaker 10 (36:33):
Learning with the faster every day, Yeah, I and you
don't work. If you'd have been in my shoes, you'd
have done the same that youm sing better know that's right.
(36:55):
Pick one girl one day.
Speaker 15 (37:19):
That gospel tent backup Bath Move do We burned Golden
melboury stw haunts.
Speaker 10 (37:27):
Me to this day. Shutting up this love a.
Speaker 12 (37:31):
Fairly than nothing being disaster when I count keep the
Sathas blirting with the pastor the only guy I ever
heard to the.
Speaker 15 (37:42):
Chris never got a guess, but it didn't get saved.
Speaker 11 (37:51):
She was the one that got away.
Speaker 15 (37:53):
About about five year lurking with the past every day.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Right, good morning, it's a big show on the radio,
(38:32):
and you know what time it is. Everybody looks forward
to this time every Friday when I'm in Tom's oorns
and picks every NFL game this weekend. Good morning again, Tom,
Good morning, Johnbue. Last week you were thirteen and one
for the season, fifty seven and thirty five your locks
(38:52):
you were two and oh you're four out of seven
for the season, but four out of the last five.
Safe to say you are on a roll. Let's go
into week seven. There's another game in London. As you
said earlier, they're not letting Jacksonville back in the country.
(39:16):
It'll be New England going over to play Jacksonville. New
England one and five. Jacksonville one in five.
Speaker 9 (39:24):
New England is playing their rookie quarterback from right here
in Charlotte, Drake May. Yeah, and Jacksonville's past defense is
poor us and it's a long way for them to go. Well,
they stayed, they've been there two weeks now. Good game,
lots of points in New England.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Posy Epsen, New England pulling four to May and his
dad die.
Speaker 12 (39:44):
All right.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Two and four Cincinnati was start of the early Sunday
afternoon games. Here we are one o'clock right now on
CBS two and four. Cincinnati at one in five Cleveland,
the Battle of Ohio.
Speaker 9 (39:57):
Not much of a battle. Cincinnati has struggling on defense,
but they can score some points and they will and
they will win.
Speaker 11 (40:04):
All right.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Cincinnati over Cleveland, AOS. Two road teams starting off with
and then we got the four and one Detroit lines
at the five and oer Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 9 (40:16):
This is a good game. That's a good division. Everybody
up the Green Bay's good, Chicago's good. Minnesota will not
be undefeated after this one. They are favorite favorite. But
Detroit is going to win in the episode.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Well about that, all right? Detroit on the road for
the upset. Then we got the five and one Houston
Texans with their second year quarterback that I can't get over.
The four and two green Bay Packers at Limbo's. Where
Houston going? What you got?
Speaker 7 (40:46):
Tom?
Speaker 9 (40:47):
Two good young quarterbacks? Love for green Bay and Stroud
for Houston, and I'm going with the home team. I
think green Bay wins a good one.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
All right, green Bay on that one. Then we got
two and three Miami at the three and three Indiana Coats.
Speaker 9 (41:01):
This is a tough one to pick, but I like
Miami's coaching, I like their offense. I think they've got
it working now, and I think Miami wins in the upset.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
But we got four out of five road teams so far,
still only one o'clock Sunday games three and two Philadelphia
at two and four New York Giants.
Speaker 9 (41:20):
One more road team. Philly has been underachieving, but they
will achieving up and they beat the Giants in New
York in New York.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
There we got the three and three Seattle Seahawks at
the four and two Atlanta Falgons.
Speaker 9 (41:34):
Hey, I'm believing in this Atlanta team. I you saw
them last week. They can run, they can pass, and
they can win and they will beat Seattle.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Right. Then we got the one and four Tennessee Titans
at the four and two Buffalo Bills.
Speaker 9 (41:50):
Yeah, this one's one of the lopsided games this weekend.
It won't be many, but Buffalo wins.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Bid the one and five Carolina Panthers at the four
and two Washington Commanders.
Speaker 9 (42:02):
And Washington is favored by seven and a half, but
they're gonna blow this one out. They win it by twelve.
And Washington is my lock of the week.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Louck Washington with the Panthers. All right, and that was
the first, by the way, four o'clock game. Panthers with
two late Sunday afternoon games in a row here.
Speaker 9 (42:22):
For some reason.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
All right, So let's go to the two and four
Las Vegas Raiders at the one in four La Rams.
Speaker 9 (42:31):
Rams still have talent, they're really well coached. They're just injured,
but they're coming off of bye and they're gonna they're
gonna win this one.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
They're taking the Rams there, and then the four to
twenty five one, the four to twenty five kickoff five
and oh, Kansas City at the three and three San
Francisco forty nine Ers.
Speaker 9 (42:51):
Toughest game of the week to pick. San Francisco is
a slight favorite, but I am going with the road
team again, going with Casey.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
They win. And then Sunday Night Football, the two and
four New York Jets at the four and two Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 9 (43:07):
Okay, when you acquire a player as good as Davante
trade deadline, I mean trade, it just inspires everybody, and
they're gonna play inspired and they're gonna win this one.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
The Jets are all right. Jets at Pittsburgh winning that
all right? Hey, we got two Monday night games again
coming up coming Monday, eight point fifteen pm on ABC
four and two. Baltimore Ravens at the four and two
Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Speaker 9 (43:37):
It's a good game. I like Baker Mayfield. That's a
gotsy guy. That's a gots of player at Tampa Bay
quarterback who spent a little bit of time in Charlotte right,
and he is as well as he's playing, it won't
be enough. Baltimore's really got a roll in it. Ravens winning,
the Roads.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Ravens winning, then a nine o'clock kickoff. This is on
ESPN plus the three and two La Chargers of the
two and four Arizona Cardinals.
Speaker 9 (44:05):
Charges are pretty good. Arizona's defense is just terrible. You
don't know what they're gonna you're gonna get offensively, but
you know you're gonna score against them. Charges will and
they are one more road team that will win it.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
About that bunch of roadies? You picking the uh. The
Cowboys will not lose a game because they have a
buy this weekend as well as the Chicago Bears. It
was the Bears and the Cowboys that's off this weekend.
All right, Tom, Let's see what you can do, buddy.
Keep it going looking good on paper. We'll catch up
with you next week, my boy. I have a great week.
Speaker 9 (44:39):
Good everybody have a great weekend. Thank you very much.
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