November 8, 2024 • 41 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, It’s our first Football Friday, so we’ll put Mark Packer on the spot for the College Football scene - and later turn to Tom Sorensen to recap the week in the NFL - and we’ll revel his picks for the games this week.. - We’ll pull out the Happy Boy, Bang on the Drum and other Friday favorites.. - The Not Ready for Drive-Time Players have a new script entitled, “Dress To Confess”.. - We’ll give away some more of John Boy’s crap.. - and get Marvin Webster’s take on Star Wars…
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio running
to you Friday. No fibery ain't our feature track for
the big show bit box all the mayor dismal sieve
it's always good. Head into the weekend with the mayor.
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dot com there right now it is time to play
beat the blood let meat our contestant, the lucky fellow
this morning. Why is William out a high Point, North Carolina?
Good morning, William, Good.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Morning, Hey, hey buddy, how you doing?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
We are good William, welcome in here.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Very much.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
All right, so you know I'm gonna do asked tyer
or girl. Here's some questions. You agree or disagree? You
two bells for two buzzers and you win big Oh,
Bertie Honty peanuts package. How was that again, Taylor? That's right?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
And of wonderful peanuts.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
All right, let's work toward those peanuts. Okay, well, Marcy,
let's go over it. In Sweden, medical researchers in Sweden
have found that when they give low voltage electrical shocks
to women who were giving birth, something good happens. What
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would that be?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
The babies are born hairless and the glowing, my goodness, babies.
I would I would imagine it would eat things up.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Sweden found low boat of electrical shocks. To you, the woman,
give him, the bear to the baby, give him. And
you say why.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I say, it's going to make him happen, make.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Him, make him quicker, make me squeaker, make them come
to the line. William, do you agree or disagree with that?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Man? I agree?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
You do? Wow?
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Because I never heard of electrical shocks.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
It sounds right, you know, happy. I don't know about
I'm getting out of here, right, well, let me find
my cards and we'll drive out of here. I think
we would make everything flux. So what is it? The
labor is nearly pain free.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
So we take your mind off of it.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Take yeah, the pain away from the labor. All right,
that's weird. Look that up the mother there? All right, well,
let's get back here. Don't try this at home, so Tater.
According to advice columnists and Landing Jenny, is time out, pinching,
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or spanking the most effective way to discipline a child.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
That go, did she forget to try waterboarding? I mean
everything says that spanking is the most effective way.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Spanking is the most effective way. William agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Uh? I agree.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
That was the thing to do. Yes, A swat on
the butt much more effective. Uh huh? Alrighty, here we go.
Where's you Maia was looking for? Now, let's see if
we can take it home, Tater. According to psychologists, is
it realistic for a married couple to look forward to
an exciting resurgence of romance in middle age?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Of course, who knows who they're gonna meet.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I mean you can happen excussing resurgence of romance and
middle age? Is that realistic? Yes? It is? It is,
Tater says, Will you agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Oh boy, I know I've had plenty of romance. Yeah,
I agree.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I look at him going for the where that's true?
It is indeed, all right? And the basic way what
they say when children have left home, then the couples
got a little bit more times out of the house.
I understand. Walks around in your underwear now, all right, William,
(04:47):
good job, buddy, the bird tea County peanut peck is
coming over to you, and hot boy, I appreciate it, buddy,
got it?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
My boy.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Hang on alright here it is bottom of the hour
news report. Can't go on the side this Friday. We
think up a time cansule, get your life right quick.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yon Boy, you'll man, Maggie, that's how's it going?
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Take a round?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah, I say you're mad.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
You don'g got two and I'm mad. I'm madder. And
Kevin harviick heaven Thanksgiving the Kyle bushes out. Oh that's mad, because,
believe it or not, I had three or four relatively
good days in a row a couple of weeks ago.
It was right around the time Osam have Ben Ladden
finally took a bullet in the burke up. I tell
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you one thing. Seal Team six knows how to take
care of business. They killed him, took a few snapshots,
loaded him on a helicopter, dropped his saw ice in
the middle of the ocean, buried at sea. I guess
that means he's steal surrounded by seals. Ol Sama's whole
story kind of fell apart there the n didn't it.
(06:45):
They kept saying he was a freedom fighter in a
cave way up in the mountains. Turns out is living
around the corner from the circle cave and down kyn
Fidistan spent five years hold up in a crappy split
level with three wives and twenty eight children. How people
do thatxam, I'm surprised he didn't need a bullet for
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the seals hem ever got there. And that so called
holy Man was always mouth and all about how America
so corrupt and sinful. It's from a guy who was
sucking back two cases of Petsy the week, had pot
plants growing in his backyard, five run to the bathroom seat,
and two hundred porn movies on his computer. So apparently
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he'd make his little YouTube videos about how all of
us infidels are sex crazy, and it took back with
a double feature A Dibbi does Damascus and ghost bat
Mountains a post. So anyway, I was in a pretty
good mood for about three days and who came along
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and messed it up? Now A handsa not you boy, Baculus.
It was John Boy's people. Whoo, that's right, Juggles, I'm
talking about the American Indians and their little hissy fit
about the word Geronimo. Thems the lifties in the Native
American community got their panties in the ward because Seal
(08:14):
Team six picked Geronimo as their code name for Ben Lawden,
and before Goat Boy even got to the bottom of
the ocean, these coops were on the news crying about it.
When we associate a historical hero like Geronimo with someone
like Osama bin Laden, it's stereotypes. All our people is
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savage and uncivilized. The president should apologize on National TV.
Let me say this about that, my big old while
you lifties that smoked a doobie on the way to
school and slipped through history class. Geronimo was the American
Indian warrior that avoided being captured for thirty years while
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he's fighting again the United States back in the eighteen hundreds.
So it ain't like they pulled his name out of
a hat. They Picturonimo because, believe it or not, somebody
in the American government actually knows a little bit about
American history. Now we canna get a few of them
to crack open a textbook on basic economics with life
(09:19):
still have time to keep the country from going down
there call it. Look, I'm not an idot. I know
the Indian's got a raw deal, but do you really
think now's the time for a history lesson. America's trying
to feel good about ourselves for a few minutes. Here
y'all come beating us over the head about stuff it
happened one hundred and fifty years ago. Who are you
(09:42):
my wife? You wanty Achimists didn't have a problem with
the eighty second Airbornill and Geronimo when they were jumping
out of planes to fight the Nazis in World War Two?
How about all them apatche helicopters and Tomahawk missiles we
used to keep the islam nuts from blowing you up?
Why are you waiting in line at Starbucks? Can't you cry? Babies?
(10:06):
Let America have just one week of feeling good about
something without y'all running in the street and taking a
dump in the middle of a victory for John Boy Them.
Get your cousins off the tea. Don't worry, no, where'sn't
a less coming up next year, you loud mouth lift.
He's got plenty of time to go on TV and
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talk about how bad America sucks. My turn, Sit down,
shut up? I mean quite running my life, John boyd
Bill Yaw. Y'all have a nuts day.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Jun Boy and Billy.
Speaker 7 (10:40):
The mind is always chattering away with a thousand thoughts
at once. Clarity is the path to enter peace, UK.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Just give me some interpeace. I'm up the floor with
you this morning, radio dumb right, good Friday morning, and
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got the big show on the radio. Well, our next
guest usually swings by for a free coffee in a
short visit. He's over one hundred years old and still
going strong. Let's welcome back nerval tea Wheeler. How you
keeping yourself nerval fresh as a daisy? Thanks? Is that
a new cologne you're wearing. Yeah, it's a little pricey,
(11:44):
Oh how much?
Speaker 8 (11:45):
Three dollars and fifty per cent got it up there
at the truck stime.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Not bad for truck stop cologne. Yep, smell pretty good
for an old fart. What brings you in today? Well,
I come in to congratulate you on your new young
and I don't know what you're talking about. Well, now, Jackie,
she told me that you went and got you a donkey.
Oh yeah, that's true. Yeah, using it for kyote control
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on the farm.
Speaker 8 (12:12):
Yeah, boy, Okyo. They don't mess with a donkey. But
there's lots of stuff you probably don't know about donkeys.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
No, I got that covered, really. Yeah, my wife is
a donkey expert. Why I didn't know that either, did I? Well,
now she got her match set. I don't follow you.
Speaker 8 (12:29):
Well, she got a jackie asked to go with the
one she'd marry her and I smell good.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yeah, and listen, did I ever tell you about my donkey?
I don't believe so. Well, have you got a minute? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (12:44):
When I was a young fellow there, my pastor at
the church, he had a dandy donkey is really fast,
and I talked him into entering in a race out
there at the fire. He did and it won, and
he kept on the enter different races, and that donkey
kept the winning. But the local paper got wind of
it and published an article. The headline was pastor's ass
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out front. Now the bishop got wind of it and
he told the pastor he couldn't enter in another race,
and the paper wrote an article, the Bishop scratches pastor's ass. Yeah,
and the bishop he's about half hot. He told the
pastor there to get rid of that donkey. So pastor
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give it to a nun that the convent there. Next
day the paper printed the None has best ass in town.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Oh well, that's unfortunate.
Speaker 8 (13:36):
Now the bishop drive near fainted that I stepped up
and I give that none ten dollars for that donkey.
And the paper said that sells asked for ten dollars.
So the bishop told the nun to buy the donkey
back and turn it to loose summers. The next day
paper said None reveals her ass is wild and free.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
What happened? They buried the bishop at Wiking.
Speaker 8 (14:01):
I got that donkey back, though I cried the river
when he died, and Doug a big ol' hole to
bury me in.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I guess you could call it the now I get it.
I'm gonna get the joke in there.
Speaker 8 (14:13):
Summer Well, I recognize an overstate, my welcome here. I
won't get me another cup of coffee.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
If you don't mind, you help yourself. Haven't keep your
saddle all in your gun grase and holler if you
need me. Good morning the big shows on the radio.
Hang on all right, listen to you mogs. It's time
to button your yaps.
Speaker 7 (14:33):
Say.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I'm trying to listen to these two oclowns. John Boyne
belly on the Big Shaw. Yeah, the Big Shaw. It's
big saying he bigger than big gets your normal. Say
he's adorable. Give me away, Yes it is John boys
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wonderful thing, giveaway time. It's time every Friday morning we
give away the free wonderful wheek things. Yes, there's a
number one hundred and twenty four if you're keeping shing home.
Let's see who gets the commemorative challenge going from the
Folds of Honor, Patriot Gulph Day, Polls of Honor, great
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charity and brings some attention to those guys. Guys folds
of honor, tell you that. Okay, what did I do here?
Speaker 9 (15:50):
It is.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Edward mccarkyll is the winner out of bel Air.
Speaker 7 (15:55):
Ohio.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
All right, word, way to go ahead, got your con
coming away.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
The bet there there it is.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
You're gonna let they lose that. Get it back to Jackie.
Ooh man, I got another cool coin as you can have.
It is Operation Red Dawn. You see that spade right
where the ag should be with the don It's just
not the coolest thing. I have to get a of course,
as you always do, Randy, and put it at the
big show. Dot com. It's from December the eighteenth. Looks
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like two thousand and three. Operation at Red Dawn. We
got him is Iraq. I mean there's alright now make
sounds cool or.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Agree. Won't looked up up.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
All right, but it'll be there. So get your name
in the hat at the Big Show dot com. It's good,
Thank you, Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up,
we play our last rounds a wordy word for the week.
Then Tom will pick every NFL game. We got a
bunch of games coming up. Happy Herd prize bags what
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we'll play for in minutes and Tom's horn is on
the line right now. Good morning you NFL Friday Morning
quarterback picking, Son of a gun.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
You, I'm good, Thanks for having.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
You.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Are good, buddy. Let's see last week ten and four.
We're still in the double digit wins. That is very
hard to do for the season. You were eighty seven
and fifty locks last week one and one. You didn't
mind that one lock because Carolina Panthers got their second
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victory of the year over Rifle New Orleans. He won
the Washington over the Giants lock for the season. Now
you are nine and eight over water. There nine of
the last eleven comments on last weekend.
Speaker 10 (18:01):
Uh, yeah, I hated to lose one, you know, because
I picked sixth straight, and uh, the Washington score came
in first, the seventh straight. But New Orleans is a
bad team, and then they proved it, and I was
I was just happy for Bruce Young, the Panthers rookie, rookie,
second year quarterback, and just that was the best I'd
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seen him play. Good decisions and he did throw an interception,
but it should have been a touchdown pass. And and
uh uh he just he looked good. He uh, he
looked in control. I mean, it wasn't great. He wasn't
Patrick Mahomes, but he was better than he's ever been.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
And also another upset after that upset was the Saints' owner.
He fired the coach. So the Saints coach gets fired
after losing to the Panthers.
Speaker 10 (18:54):
Yeah, there's a job require in a most contracts. If
you lose to the Panthers, you're fired.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
That's wild. So now, Tom, you're looking at a team
that gets little attention, the LA Chargers. Right now, they
are five and three in a one to two in
a row.
Speaker 10 (19:13):
Yeah, and they may have the best defense in the league.
They leave the NFL and they're only giving up twelve
points a game, and they just their quarterback has finally
playing the way you used to and Justin Herbert and
they just they're well coached and they're just coming together.
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And there's one They're one of those teams that's kind
of simmering below the surface. But there's somebody to keep
your eye on and put your money on.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
And you're looking at the Washington Commanders. What's got your
attention up there in Washington?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
I respect them.
Speaker 10 (19:50):
You know they the over under before the season was
six and a half, so you know, you can put
money in how many games you think a team will win.
They've i already won seven, which is impressive. They are
seven and two, and they didn't trust their defensive backfield,
so they went out and added Marshaw and Lattimore. And
he may have been he didn't get the most attention,
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but he may have been the best player to change
hands before the trading deadline. I mean, the guy is
almost always an all Pro, four time Pro bowler. He's
only twenty eight years old, but he gets hurt, but
if he can stay healthy, he's a great deal. Commanders
gave up a third and a fourth and a sixth
round pick for Latimore and a fifth. That's a lot
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to give up. But what I think is cool is
you've been bad for a long time, and the commanders have.
They were bad even before they were the commanders, and
they just finally they're doing something and they want to
show their fans that they're serious about it and show
the people in the locker room they're serious about it.
So they go out and they get the best cornerback
of the market, and I just I applaud that.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
All right, buddy. So the trade deadline has come and gone. Well,
you look then, who made some good trades, including our Panthers.
Speaker 10 (21:03):
Yeah, surprisingly, the Panthers made a good trade. They've got
a guy named Jonathan Mingo, and Mingo was the second
round pick a year ago. And you know tall, he's fast,
he's strong, he's just not good. I watched him in camp,
I've watched him in games, and there is absolutely nothing
about him that stands out. But the Cowboys wanted him anyway,
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and they gave up a fourth throng pick for Mingo
and the seventh fourth throng pick. Is that's valuable, and
that's more than the Panthers got for Deontay Johnson, the
receiver they sent to Pittsburgh, all right, to Baltimore brother,
and I thought it was a really good deal for Carolina.
The Cowboys figure, well, they can fix him. Also, the
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Cowboys are desperate. They are slumping. Jerry Jones can't fire himself,
but if he were the GM anywhere else, his job
would be on the line.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
That's wild man. So you think our general manager and
linebacker Morgan Dan Morgan did he do pretty good, made
himself look a little better with the final trade that
he did, I think so.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
I mean, I like him personally, I liked him as
a player.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (22:15):
Jerry Richardson, the former of the team, owner of the team,
once told me, he said, you guys keep writing about Mentor,
and he said Mentor plays hard. He said, but the
hardest working player I've ever had is Dan Morgan. Now
this was before Keighley came along, but I thought that
was interesting. And I think what I like about Morgan
is I think he will stand up to Dave Tepper,
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the owner, who tends to get involved in personnel decisions.
And I think they have a good nucleus. The Panthers
despite their record a good GM. I like their coach, and.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
See what happens.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
All right, We're going to see what happens when you
pick week ten. Every game was Sunday and Monday. Coming
off of ten and four weekend. We'll get back up
with you in just a little bit, Tom, Thank you
about it?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
All right, my boy. Let's play worthy word in this
classic bit in the meantime one eight hundred big show
you told free lines, Get a couple of contestants and
play next.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
It's a big showing the radio. Run into your Friday
morning right, ready for the last worthy word rounds of
the week. Ready, not here we go.
Speaker 7 (23:49):
Everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
I'm like a worthy word and a worthy word. Let's
meet their contestants. We got a scrappy Do from Seal, Alabama.
Scrappy Do, what's up? Hey, y'all? Fare welcome right. We
got Joey from Gate City, Virginia. Good morning, Joey, lor
(24:14):
Y are we doing good? Joey? Welcome in here? All right,
Joe Joey and scrappy Do will play. Yeah, so Tater
and Joey John Boyn. Scrappy Do of course.
Speaker 7 (24:31):
Too, rounds.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Good little boy, So Joey, you relax. Let's see what
me and Scrappy do do.
Speaker 9 (24:38):
Do?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Ready to die? Scrappy all right, starting to clock now
he's ahead of your football team. He's the coach. Yeah,
uh huh set set on this in your living room.
Not a recliner, but the another word for couch, another
word for couch. Yes, uh huh oh, I'm a blank
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with the band. Give me that microphone. I'm a blank
with the band. Yeah, hey, uh huh, hey, you better
stop that and blank. Your mama will tell you you
stopped and what you better blank or I'm gonna tell
your dad.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
Yes, Hey, all right.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Scrappy, do you gotta going on that? Buddy on the
board for Okay? All right, Joey and Taylor for their
round one. Joey, are you ready, buddy? Yes, sir, okay, Brandy,
word and go.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
You wear this on your hand when you're playing baseball. Yes,
this is a board game that has park place and
h o. This is another name for gossip. The blank
going around school is I don't know, yes, yeh hey.
This is your size shirts. You have small blank and
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large medium. Yeah, you have to checks makes one of.
Speaker 9 (26:04):
These I don't know, uh, you serial, there's dems on there,
so y'all put a four on the board as well.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
So it's a four to four score going on around two,
it's crappy, do a scrappy. I'm gonna try to give
you some good clues and get that in the way.
Are you ready? We're picking up you're there, scrappy Okay,
okay we are. Are you throwing that one away?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Okay, so we are picking up on the last one. Okay,
remember what that was? Okay, I'm not sure myself. Old enough, Okay,
starting the clock now, so you eat this?
Speaker 5 (26:48):
What do you say? Checks? All right?
Speaker 7 (26:52):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yes, okay, along came a blame. Can sit down beside
little miss Muffett. Yes, uh huh before the big concert,
you gotta go to practic, yes all right?
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
On the tombstone is three letters. You see these letters?
All right?
Speaker 10 (27:14):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Rhymes with it? A blank of coffee? Yes, stampy dude
can play on the game. But a five on the
four a nine score Joey out against an he ain't
no slouch stainer, you can do it. A five will
tie and force overtime.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
Win.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Joey, are you ready?
Speaker 5 (27:41):
Absolutely and go.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
You put chap stick on this part. Yeah, you put
chapstick on this strip.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 5 (27:49):
All right.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Rhymes with it.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
A cool blank, it's a topping cool bank. Yes, rhymes
with it. She fell down and broke this. It's the
sight of her top of her leg is called the
what broker here?
Speaker 8 (28:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Uh oh, the same one over again.
Speaker 7 (28:07):
Rhymes with it.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
You leave this for the waitress after your dinner. Okay,
and all right, we're not rhyming.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
And this is.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
You got uh for one short of the tie scrappy
Do wims nine day. It was a duplicate you had.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
Oh yeah, I have to do.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
You know whoever does those word times you should go
through them again before the actually play live, Tayner, So
find out who does that and give them that a signment. Joey,
you can try again anytime, buddy. Good game. We appreciate you.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Thank y'all really appreciate.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Oh man, scrappy Do, look at you, prize back head
down to Seal, Alabama. Good game, son and Jordan, thank
you man, oh my boy, hang on, good morning, got
the big show on the radio. Big request time. Eli
Gore out of Athens, Georgia and see Eli's coming, says, uh,
(29:11):
could you guys play something from Marvin Webster? Bro won't
call Eli? You got him coming up next? Good morning,
(29:43):
Big Show's on the radio. Eli's requests come in, girl,
you better hide your hun I'm sorry I had to
Eli gore from Anthas George. You know Eli, I love
this brown call would go.
Speaker 7 (30:03):
E lie just for you. Yoah, what's up?
Speaker 5 (30:05):
How y'all doing right?
Speaker 7 (30:06):
Hey man? Went to see the new Star Wars the
special edition of the Day y'all seen that?
Speaker 5 (30:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (30:11):
I like Star Wars. I always had, even though only
brother in the whole trilogy. Is this Billy d Williams
shit like he'd be a lot of help during a
big intergalactic battle. No, stop, don't shoot. No, you're gonna
mess up my hair because we all know Darth Vader
was really black. James Earl Jones, Yo, Luke, I got
(30:32):
your daddy right here. But you know when they took
off his hat at the end of the last movie,
remember he had it been some ugly white dude with
a big old egg head on him. What's up with
Daddy and Luke Skywalker? I forgot what a puss this
dude was. At the beginning. He runs around in his
little karate outfit, going, oh, uncle, I want to go
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to the Space College. I want to go to Tarshi
station and pick up some poler converted and shut up.
Get your punk ass there and fix them. Drawids to
the droid. Hey, C three PO, what's up with this guy?
I believe he runs on AC and DC if you
know what I mean, him and R two D two
is always just a little bit too close if you
(31:13):
want too. Yeah, that's still like my man. Han solo.
He ain't any for no revolution. He want to get paid.
Show me the money, Luke, show me the money. Doctor
Beam gets turned off. Han be talking about Okay, let's go.
Luke says, no, we can't leave yet. The princess is here.
They're going to execute her. Han said, better herd than me.
(31:35):
See if I was in Star Wars, that would be me.
Princess Lea never did much for me at first, the
whole cinnamon bun head running around man. In fact, I
never did warm up to her. Tell Return of the
Jedi a part of the beginning when she's hanging out
at Jabba's place in that little metal bikini. Yeah, now
(31:55):
you're talking. Hey, see y'all can pick up about fifteen
more minutes or special footage on that. There's a special
edition for you. Obi wan Kenobi. What is this dude's problem?
He gets killed halfway through the first movie and spends
the rest of the series run around hoffing over everybody
like Randy or something. Use a force, Luke voces with you, Luke,
(32:18):
he may shut up. I'm trying to shoot a torpedo
down an act conditioning event here. If you don't mind,
you didn't talk this much to me when you was alive,
And tell me something. Who picked the actors for this
big dog fight at the end? You know the X
Wing guys, because I know they didn't get the job
because of the outstanding acting, the ability, and for sure
(32:38):
ain't none of them know Brad Pitt in the looks department,
it looked like George Lucas just put all his friends
in the movie. In fact, they look like the kind
of dudes you see at a Star Wars convention. You know,
got that one fat sweated John boy looking dude with
the goatee and his big gass waves in that cockpit
like John Boy. And when them legends caught he getting
(33:00):
blowed up. That's a big surprise. And all these cats
are supposed to be from out of space, right, So
who's the dude with the Texas accent setting up for
my attack?
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Run?
Speaker 7 (33:13):
Just a few more sackings, just a few.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Old negative negative.
Speaker 7 (33:18):
It didn't go in.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
What a shot?
Speaker 7 (33:22):
The guy with a sudden accent screws it up? Could
you choose past the jelly? Because I don't want to
forget the dude? This most like one of you guys, shoeboxer,
we think about it. He's seven foot tall, he's covered
with hair. He runs around, grunting and howling all this
wild stuff, and somehow everybody seems to know what he's
(33:44):
talking about. Anyway, who does that sound like? Y'all think
about it? I'm buther rest.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Good morning here we are wrapping up our football Friday.
It's just from here so now on through football season.
Mark Packard to college football the third hour of the
Big Show, Fourth Hour, I'm in. Tom Snornson picks every
game in the NFL for the weekend. Last weekend ten
(34:35):
and four for the season, eighty seven and fifty last
week locks, one and one for the season, nine and eight.
Nine out of the last eleven, you go pick the
money line, flat out winners in the locks. You throw
in the points with the bookies upset in Vegas, and
(34:55):
let's look at all Good morning again, Tom.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Good morning again, jambling.
Speaker 7 (35:00):
So teams that.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Are on a bye this weekend not playing the two
and seven Cleveland Browns, the six and three Green Bay Packers,
the two and seven Las Vegas Raiders, and the four
and five Seattle Seahawks. Here we go with week ten.
(35:22):
We start with a game overseas. Our home team, the
Carolina Panthers, are going over to Germany. They are two
and seven to play the two and seven New York
Giants at nine thirty in the morning on Sunday. The
BRIT's a good game.
Speaker 10 (35:40):
Uh, you know, you look at the game and the
other two and seven, but this game is excuse me,
for the Championship of Germany. It's the only NFL game
they'll be played there. So when the NFL picks their
all German team, I assure you that several Panthers will
be honest. And I it's a close game, and I
want to pick the Panthers, and I think the Giants
(36:02):
win by eines point, which is one point.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Our Giant's gonna beat the Panthers in Germany the championship
of Germany, all right. And then early Sunday afternoon, these
seven and two Buffalo Bills of the four and five
Indianapolis Coach.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
I do like Buffalo in this one.
Speaker 10 (36:22):
They are favored by four, they win it by double
at and they are my lock number one of the week, Lock.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
One right off the bed Buffalo. And now these six
and three Atlanta Falcons are the two and seven New
Orleans Saints.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
I tell you, man, the Falcons are pretty good, don't they.
Speaker 10 (36:40):
Kirk Cousins is old, but he is playing well and
he has a good offense around.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
Him, and they keep it working. He beat lowly New
Orleans in New Orleans.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Continues to roll there. Then we got the five and
four Denver Broncos of the undefeated eight and oh Kansas
City Chiefs.
Speaker 10 (37:00):
Tayman Denver has been playing well and they have a defense.
But Casey, that's whatever they have to do to win.
I don't care how close it is. They're all unimpressive.
They look they win and they stay undefeated.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
All right. They are These six and two Minnesota Vikings
are the two and seven Jacksonville Jaguars Fikes.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
Is gonna win this one.
Speaker 5 (37:20):
Now.
Speaker 10 (37:21):
Jacksonville's playing better, but the Bikes just have too much balance,
and they pull this one out.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
In Minnesota on that one, all right. The two and
seven New England Patriots. The four and four Chicago Bears.
Speaker 10 (37:35):
Bears have been slumping. Man, they look good for a while,
but they get healthy again in this one. Drake May
is playing pretty well as a rookie, but Chicago just
has too much and Chicago roles.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
I got the Bears and these six and two Pittsburgh
Steelers at these seven and two Washington Commanders.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
This is a good game, man. I like Steers. They
are a world coach team. I'm going with the Commanders,
Going with Washington, all right?
Speaker 7 (38:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
And then the four and four San Francisco forty nine
Ers are the four and five Tampa Bay Buccaneers to.
Speaker 10 (38:11):
The forty nine Ers are five hundred day have been
hurting McCaffrey's back, and they're gonna play well. They're gonna
be one of the best teams in the league the
rest of this season.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Well, okay, so McCaffrey's back this weekend, all right, put
that down. San fran all right, there, are three late
Sunday afternoon games. One four oh five two four to
twenty five kickoff arre They two and six Tennessee Titans
of the five and three LA Chargers.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
I believe one of us talked earlier about how could
the Chargers work?
Speaker 10 (38:42):
Yeah, they are a seven and a half point favorite,
and they just blow this one out and they are
my lock number two of the week.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
There is lock two Chargers by more than seven and
a half over Tennessee. And then we got the three
and six New York Jets of the five and four
Arizona Cardinals.
Speaker 10 (39:01):
Man, the Jets showed some life last week, but Arizona
has quietly been winning and winning big and they keep
it going. It's a good game, but Arizona wins it
at all right.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
And then we got these six and two Philadelphia Eagles
at the three and five Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 10 (39:17):
Well, despite their new acquisition at receiver, the Cowboys just
don't have enough.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
And I think I think Philly is just going to.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Rule Philadelphia, all right. And then it looks like dak
is going to be out for a little while a couple.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Of games, at least a couple of games. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
And then all right, Sunday Night Football, seven and one
Detroit lines at these six and three Houston Texans.
Speaker 10 (39:45):
To Detroit could be, could be, could be the best
team in the league. They are really playing well.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
And I like Houston. I just like the way they
play and the way they do it. But Detroit has
too much and the Lions win it on the road.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Detroit is good man, all right? Seven to one?
Speaker 5 (40:02):
All right?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Then all right, and then we got Monday Night football.
The two and six Miami Dolphins are the four and
four LA Rams.
Speaker 10 (40:11):
Tim Miami's a different team with two of playing quarterback,
but Rams have figured it out. They you know, they
were one of the lesser teams in the league and
now they're one of the favorites to win that division.
And good game, lots of points, but the Rams win
it at home.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
The Rams rolled on the two locks this week, Chargers
by more than seven and a half over Tennessee, and
you got the Colts by more than Now I'm sorry,
it's Buffalo by more than four against the Colts. And
we'll put them all up on the John Boy and
Billy Facebook page so you can peruse and let them
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Speaker 3 (40:49):
It's your leisure. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Also stick it over on the website.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
And the website at the Big Show dot com as well.
Good deal, Tom, Thank you buddy. Enjoy your weekend. Let's
go somebody that we.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
Picked have a great weekend.
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this morning. Why is William out a high Point, North Carolina?
Good morning, William, Good.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Morning, Hey, hey buddy, how you doing?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
We are good William, welcome in here.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Very much.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
All right, so you know I'm gonna do asked tyer
or girl. Here's some questions. You agree or disagree? You
two bells for two buzzers and you win big Oh,
Bertie Honty peanuts package. How was that again, Taylor? That's right?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
And of wonderful peanuts.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
All right, let's work toward those peanuts. Okay, well, Marcy,
let's go over it. In Sweden, medical researchers in Sweden
have found that when they give low voltage electrical shocks
to women who were giving birth, something good happens. What
(01:49):
would that be?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
The babies are born hairless and the glowing, my goodness, babies.
I would I would imagine it would eat things up.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Sweden found low boat of electrical shocks. To you, the woman,
give him, the bear to the baby, give him. And
you say why.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I say, it's going to make him happen, make.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Him, make him quicker, make me squeaker, make them come
to the line. William, do you agree or disagree with that?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Man? I agree?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
You do? Wow?
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Because I never heard of electrical shocks.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
It sounds right, you know, happy. I don't know about
I'm getting out of here, right, well, let me find
my cards and we'll drive out of here. I think
we would make everything flux. So what is it? The
labor is nearly pain free.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
So we take your mind off of it.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Take yeah, the pain away from the labor. All right,
that's weird. Look that up the mother there? All right, well,
let's get back here. Don't try this at home, so Tater.
According to advice columnists and Landing Jenny, is time out, pinching,
(03:09):
or spanking the most effective way to discipline a child.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
That go, did she forget to try waterboarding? I mean
everything says that spanking is the most effective way.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Spanking is the most effective way. William agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Uh? I agree.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
That was the thing to do. Yes, A swat on
the butt much more effective. Uh huh? Alrighty, here we go.
Where's you Maia was looking for? Now, let's see if
we can take it home, Tater. According to psychologists, is
it realistic for a married couple to look forward to
an exciting resurgence of romance in middle age?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Of course, who knows who they're gonna meet.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I mean you can happen excussing resurgence of romance and
middle age? Is that realistic? Yes? It is? It is,
Tater says, Will you agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Oh boy, I know I've had plenty of romance. Yeah,
I agree.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I look at him going for the where that's true?
It is indeed, all right? And the basic way what
they say when children have left home, then the couples
got a little bit more times out of the house.
I understand. Walks around in your underwear now, all right, William,
(04:47):
good job, buddy, the bird tea County peanut peck is
coming over to you, and hot boy, I appreciate it, buddy,
got it?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
My boy.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Hang on alright here it is bottom of the hour
news report. Can't go on the side this Friday. We
think up a time cansule, get your life right quick.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yon Boy, you'll man, Maggie, that's how's it going?
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Take a round?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah, I say you're mad.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
You don'g got two and I'm mad. I'm madder. And
Kevin harviick heaven Thanksgiving the Kyle bushes out. Oh that's mad, because,
believe it or not, I had three or four relatively
good days in a row a couple of weeks ago.
It was right around the time Osam have Ben Ladden
finally took a bullet in the burke up. I tell
(06:23):
you one thing. Seal Team six knows how to take
care of business. They killed him, took a few snapshots,
loaded him on a helicopter, dropped his saw ice in
the middle of the ocean, buried at sea. I guess
that means he's steal surrounded by seals. Ol Sama's whole
story kind of fell apart there the n didn't it.
(06:45):
They kept saying he was a freedom fighter in a
cave way up in the mountains. Turns out is living
around the corner from the circle cave and down kyn
Fidistan spent five years hold up in a crappy split
level with three wives and twenty eight children. How people
do thatxam, I'm surprised he didn't need a bullet for
(07:06):
the seals hem ever got there. And that so called
holy Man was always mouth and all about how America
so corrupt and sinful. It's from a guy who was
sucking back two cases of Petsy the week, had pot
plants growing in his backyard, five run to the bathroom seat,
and two hundred porn movies on his computer. So apparently
(07:29):
he'd make his little YouTube videos about how all of
us infidels are sex crazy, and it took back with
a double feature A Dibbi does Damascus and ghost bat
Mountains a post. So anyway, I was in a pretty
good mood for about three days and who came along
(07:51):
and messed it up? Now A handsa not you boy, Baculus.
It was John Boy's people. Whoo, that's right, Juggles, I'm
talking about the American Indians and their little hissy fit
about the word Geronimo. Thems the lifties in the Native
American community got their panties in the ward because Seal
(08:14):
Team six picked Geronimo as their code name for Ben Lawden,
and before Goat Boy even got to the bottom of
the ocean, these coops were on the news crying about it.
When we associate a historical hero like Geronimo with someone
like Osama bin Laden, it's stereotypes. All our people is
(08:34):
savage and uncivilized. The president should apologize on National TV.
Let me say this about that, my big old while
you lifties that smoked a doobie on the way to
school and slipped through history class. Geronimo was the American
Indian warrior that avoided being captured for thirty years while
(08:59):
he's fighting again the United States back in the eighteen hundreds.
So it ain't like they pulled his name out of
a hat. They Picturonimo because, believe it or not, somebody
in the American government actually knows a little bit about
American history. Now we canna get a few of them
to crack open a textbook on basic economics with life
(09:19):
still have time to keep the country from going down
there call it. Look, I'm not an idot. I know
the Indian's got a raw deal, but do you really
think now's the time for a history lesson. America's trying
to feel good about ourselves for a few minutes. Here
y'all come beating us over the head about stuff it
happened one hundred and fifty years ago. Who are you
(09:42):
my wife? You wanty Achimists didn't have a problem with
the eighty second Airbornill and Geronimo when they were jumping
out of planes to fight the Nazis in World War Two?
How about all them apatche helicopters and Tomahawk missiles we
used to keep the islam nuts from blowing you up?
Why are you waiting in line at Starbucks? Can't you cry? Babies?
(10:06):
Let America have just one week of feeling good about
something without y'all running in the street and taking a
dump in the middle of a victory for John Boy Them.
Get your cousins off the tea. Don't worry, no, where'sn't
a less coming up next year, you loud mouth lift.
He's got plenty of time to go on TV and
(10:27):
talk about how bad America sucks. My turn, Sit down,
shut up? I mean quite running my life, John boyd
Bill Yaw. Y'all have a nuts day.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Jun Boy and Billy.
Speaker 7 (10:40):
The mind is always chattering away with a thousand thoughts
at once. Clarity is the path to enter peace, UK.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Just give me some interpeace. I'm up the floor with
you this morning, radio dumb right, good Friday morning, and
(11:22):
got the big show on the radio. Well, our next
guest usually swings by for a free coffee in a
short visit. He's over one hundred years old and still
going strong. Let's welcome back nerval tea Wheeler. How you
keeping yourself nerval fresh as a daisy? Thanks? Is that
a new cologne you're wearing. Yeah, it's a little pricey,
(11:44):
Oh how much?
Speaker 8 (11:45):
Three dollars and fifty per cent got it up there
at the truck stime.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Not bad for truck stop cologne. Yep, smell pretty good
for an old fart. What brings you in today? Well,
I come in to congratulate you on your new young
and I don't know what you're talking about. Well, now, Jackie,
she told me that you went and got you a donkey.
Oh yeah, that's true. Yeah, using it for kyote control
(12:11):
on the farm.
Speaker 8 (12:12):
Yeah, boy, Okyo. They don't mess with a donkey. But
there's lots of stuff you probably don't know about donkeys.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
No, I got that covered, really. Yeah, my wife is
a donkey expert. Why I didn't know that either, did I? Well,
now she got her match set. I don't follow you.
Speaker 8 (12:29):
Well, she got a jackie asked to go with the
one she'd marry her and I smell good.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yeah, and listen, did I ever tell you about my donkey?
I don't believe so. Well, have you got a minute? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (12:44):
When I was a young fellow there, my pastor at
the church, he had a dandy donkey is really fast,
and I talked him into entering in a race out
there at the fire. He did and it won, and
he kept on the enter different races, and that donkey
kept the winning. But the local paper got wind of
it and published an article. The headline was pastor's ass
(13:05):
out front. Now the bishop got wind of it and
he told the pastor he couldn't enter in another race,
and the paper wrote an article, the Bishop scratches pastor's ass. Yeah,
and the bishop he's about half hot. He told the
pastor there to get rid of that donkey. So pastor
(13:27):
give it to a nun that the convent there. Next
day the paper printed the None has best ass in town.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Oh well, that's unfortunate.
Speaker 8 (13:36):
Now the bishop drive near fainted that I stepped up
and I give that none ten dollars for that donkey.
And the paper said that sells asked for ten dollars.
So the bishop told the nun to buy the donkey
back and turn it to loose summers. The next day
paper said None reveals her ass is wild and free.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
What happened? They buried the bishop at Wiking.
Speaker 8 (14:01):
I got that donkey back, though I cried the river
when he died, and Doug a big ol' hole to
bury me in.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I guess you could call it the now I get it.
I'm gonna get the joke in there.
Speaker 8 (14:13):
Summer Well, I recognize an overstate, my welcome here. I
won't get me another cup of coffee.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
If you don't mind, you help yourself. Haven't keep your
saddle all in your gun grase and holler if you
need me. Good morning the big shows on the radio.
Hang on all right, listen to you mogs. It's time
to button your yaps.
Speaker 7 (14:33):
Say.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I'm trying to listen to these two oclowns. John Boyne
belly on the Big Shaw. Yeah, the Big Shaw. It's
big saying he bigger than big gets your normal. Say
he's adorable. Give me away, Yes it is John boys
(15:17):
wonderful thing, giveaway time. It's time every Friday morning we
give away the free wonderful wheek things. Yes, there's a
number one hundred and twenty four if you're keeping shing home.
Let's see who gets the commemorative challenge going from the
Folds of Honor, Patriot Gulph Day, Polls of Honor, great
(15:39):
charity and brings some attention to those guys. Guys folds
of honor, tell you that. Okay, what did I do here?
Speaker 9 (15:50):
It is.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Edward mccarkyll is the winner out of bel Air.
Speaker 7 (15:55):
Ohio.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
All right, word, way to go ahead, got your con
coming away.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
The bet there there it is.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
You're gonna let they lose that. Get it back to Jackie.
Ooh man, I got another cool coin as you can have.
It is Operation Red Dawn. You see that spade right
where the ag should be with the don It's just
not the coolest thing. I have to get a of course,
as you always do, Randy, and put it at the
big show. Dot com. It's from December the eighteenth. Looks
(16:31):
like two thousand and three. Operation at Red Dawn. We
got him is Iraq. I mean there's alright now make
sounds cool or.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Agree. Won't looked up up.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
All right, but it'll be there. So get your name
in the hat at the Big Show dot com. It's good,
Thank you, Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up,
we play our last rounds a wordy word for the week.
Then Tom will pick every NFL game. We got a
bunch of games coming up. Happy Herd prize bags what
(17:12):
we'll play for in minutes and Tom's horn is on
the line right now. Good morning you NFL Friday Morning
quarterback picking, Son of a gun.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
You, I'm good, Thanks for having.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
You.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Are good, buddy. Let's see last week ten and four.
We're still in the double digit wins. That is very
hard to do for the season. You were eighty seven
and fifty locks last week one and one. You didn't
mind that one lock because Carolina Panthers got their second
(17:47):
victory of the year over Rifle New Orleans. He won
the Washington over the Giants lock for the season. Now
you are nine and eight over water. There nine of
the last eleven comments on last weekend.
Speaker 10 (18:01):
Uh, yeah, I hated to lose one, you know, because
I picked sixth straight, and uh, the Washington score came
in first, the seventh straight. But New Orleans is a
bad team, and then they proved it, and I was
I was just happy for Bruce Young, the Panthers rookie, rookie,
second year quarterback, and just that was the best I'd
(18:23):
seen him play. Good decisions and he did throw an interception,
but it should have been a touchdown pass. And and
uh uh he just he looked good. He uh, he
looked in control. I mean, it wasn't great. He wasn't
Patrick Mahomes, but he was better than he's ever been.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
And also another upset after that upset was the Saints' owner.
He fired the coach. So the Saints coach gets fired
after losing to the Panthers.
Speaker 10 (18:54):
Yeah, there's a job require in a most contracts. If
you lose to the Panthers, you're fired.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
That's wild. So now, Tom, you're looking at a team
that gets little attention, the LA Chargers. Right now, they
are five and three in a one to two in
a row.
Speaker 10 (19:13):
Yeah, and they may have the best defense in the league.
They leave the NFL and they're only giving up twelve
points a game, and they just their quarterback has finally
playing the way you used to and Justin Herbert and
they just they're well coached and they're just coming together.
(19:34):
And there's one They're one of those teams that's kind
of simmering below the surface. But there's somebody to keep
your eye on and put your money on.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
And you're looking at the Washington Commanders. What's got your
attention up there in Washington?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
I respect them.
Speaker 10 (19:50):
You know they the over under before the season was
six and a half, so you know, you can put
money in how many games you think a team will win.
They've i already won seven, which is impressive. They are
seven and two, and they didn't trust their defensive backfield,
so they went out and added Marshaw and Lattimore. And
he may have been he didn't get the most attention,
(20:11):
but he may have been the best player to change
hands before the trading deadline. I mean, the guy is
almost always an all Pro, four time Pro bowler. He's
only twenty eight years old, but he gets hurt, but
if he can stay healthy, he's a great deal. Commanders
gave up a third and a fourth and a sixth
round pick for Latimore and a fifth. That's a lot
(20:32):
to give up. But what I think is cool is
you've been bad for a long time, and the commanders have.
They were bad even before they were the commanders, and
they just finally they're doing something and they want to
show their fans that they're serious about it and show
the people in the locker room they're serious about it.
So they go out and they get the best cornerback
of the market, and I just I applaud that.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
All right, buddy. So the trade deadline has come and gone. Well,
you look then, who made some good trades, including our Panthers.
Speaker 10 (21:03):
Yeah, surprisingly, the Panthers made a good trade. They've got
a guy named Jonathan Mingo, and Mingo was the second
round pick a year ago. And you know tall, he's fast,
he's strong, he's just not good. I watched him in camp,
I've watched him in games, and there is absolutely nothing
about him that stands out. But the Cowboys wanted him anyway,
(21:26):
and they gave up a fourth throng pick for Mingo
and the seventh fourth throng pick. Is that's valuable, and
that's more than the Panthers got for Deontay Johnson, the
receiver they sent to Pittsburgh, all right, to Baltimore brother,
and I thought it was a really good deal for Carolina.
The Cowboys figure, well, they can fix him. Also, the
(21:48):
Cowboys are desperate. They are slumping. Jerry Jones can't fire himself,
but if he were the GM anywhere else, his job
would be on the line.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
That's wild man. So you think our general manager and
linebacker Morgan Dan Morgan did he do pretty good, made
himself look a little better with the final trade that
he did, I think so.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
I mean, I like him personally, I liked him as
a player.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (22:15):
Jerry Richardson, the former of the team, owner of the team,
once told me, he said, you guys keep writing about Mentor,
and he said Mentor plays hard. He said, but the
hardest working player I've ever had is Dan Morgan. Now
this was before Keighley came along, but I thought that
was interesting. And I think what I like about Morgan
is I think he will stand up to Dave Tepper,
(22:35):
the owner, who tends to get involved in personnel decisions.
And I think they have a good nucleus. The Panthers
despite their record a good GM. I like their coach, and.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
See what happens.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
All right, We're going to see what happens when you
pick week ten. Every game was Sunday and Monday. Coming
off of ten and four weekend. We'll get back up
with you in just a little bit, Tom, Thank you
about it?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
All right, my boy. Let's play worthy word in this
classic bit in the meantime one eight hundred big show
you told free lines, Get a couple of contestants and
play next.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
It's a big showing the radio. Run into your Friday
morning right, ready for the last worthy word rounds of
the week. Ready, not here we go.
Speaker 7 (23:49):
Everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
I'm like a worthy word and a worthy word. Let's
meet their contestants. We got a scrappy Do from Seal, Alabama.
Scrappy Do, what's up? Hey, y'all? Fare welcome right. We
got Joey from Gate City, Virginia. Good morning, Joey, lor
(24:14):
Y are we doing good? Joey? Welcome in here? All right,
Joe Joey and scrappy Do will play. Yeah, so Tater
and Joey John Boyn. Scrappy Do of course.
Speaker 7 (24:31):
Too, rounds.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Good little boy, So Joey, you relax. Let's see what
me and Scrappy do do.
Speaker 9 (24:38):
Do?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Ready to die? Scrappy all right, starting to clock now
he's ahead of your football team. He's the coach. Yeah,
uh huh set set on this in your living room.
Not a recliner, but the another word for couch, another
word for couch. Yes, uh huh oh, I'm a blank
(25:00):
with the band. Give me that microphone. I'm a blank
with the band. Yeah, hey, uh huh, hey, you better
stop that and blank. Your mama will tell you you
stopped and what you better blank or I'm gonna tell
your dad.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
Yes, Hey, all right.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Scrappy, do you gotta going on that? Buddy on the
board for Okay? All right, Joey and Taylor for their
round one. Joey, are you ready, buddy? Yes, sir, okay, Brandy,
word and go.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
You wear this on your hand when you're playing baseball. Yes,
this is a board game that has park place and
h o. This is another name for gossip. The blank
going around school is I don't know, yes, yeh hey.
This is your size shirts. You have small blank and
(25:58):
large medium. Yeah, you have to checks makes one of.
Speaker 9 (26:04):
These I don't know, uh, you serial, there's dems on there,
so y'all put a four on the board as well.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
So it's a four to four score going on around two,
it's crappy, do a scrappy. I'm gonna try to give
you some good clues and get that in the way.
Are you ready? We're picking up you're there, scrappy Okay,
okay we are. Are you throwing that one away?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Okay, so we are picking up on the last one. Okay,
remember what that was? Okay, I'm not sure myself. Old enough, Okay,
starting the clock now, so you eat this?
Speaker 5 (26:48):
What do you say? Checks? All right?
Speaker 7 (26:52):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yes, okay, along came a blame. Can sit down beside
little miss Muffett. Yes, uh huh before the big concert,
you gotta go to practic, yes all right?
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
On the tombstone is three letters. You see these letters?
All right?
Speaker 10 (27:14):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Rhymes with it? A blank of coffee? Yes, stampy dude
can play on the game. But a five on the
four a nine score Joey out against an he ain't
no slouch stainer, you can do it. A five will
tie and force overtime.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
Win.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Joey, are you ready?
Speaker 5 (27:41):
Absolutely and go.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
You put chap stick on this part. Yeah, you put
chapstick on this strip.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 5 (27:49):
All right.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Rhymes with it.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
A cool blank, it's a topping cool bank. Yes, rhymes
with it. She fell down and broke this. It's the
sight of her top of her leg is called the
what broker here?
Speaker 8 (28:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Uh oh, the same one over again.
Speaker 7 (28:07):
Rhymes with it.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
You leave this for the waitress after your dinner. Okay,
and all right, we're not rhyming.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
And this is.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
You got uh for one short of the tie scrappy
Do wims nine day. It was a duplicate you had.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
Oh yeah, I have to do.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
You know whoever does those word times you should go
through them again before the actually play live, Tayner, So
find out who does that and give them that a signment. Joey,
you can try again anytime, buddy. Good game. We appreciate you.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Thank y'all really appreciate.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Oh man, scrappy Do, look at you, prize back head
down to Seal, Alabama. Good game, son and Jordan, thank
you man, oh my boy, hang on, good morning, got
the big show on the radio. Big request time. Eli
Gore out of Athens, Georgia and see Eli's coming, says, uh,
(29:11):
could you guys play something from Marvin Webster? Bro won't
call Eli? You got him coming up next? Good morning,
(29:43):
Big Show's on the radio. Eli's requests come in, girl,
you better hide your hun I'm sorry I had to
Eli gore from Anthas George. You know Eli, I love
this brown call would go.
Speaker 7 (30:03):
E lie just for you. Yoah, what's up?
Speaker 5 (30:05):
How y'all doing right?
Speaker 7 (30:06):
Hey man? Went to see the new Star Wars the
special edition of the Day y'all seen that?
Speaker 5 (30:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (30:11):
I like Star Wars. I always had, even though only
brother in the whole trilogy. Is this Billy d Williams
shit like he'd be a lot of help during a
big intergalactic battle. No, stop, don't shoot. No, you're gonna
mess up my hair because we all know Darth Vader
was really black. James Earl Jones, Yo, Luke, I got
(30:32):
your daddy right here. But you know when they took
off his hat at the end of the last movie,
remember he had it been some ugly white dude with
a big old egg head on him. What's up with
Daddy and Luke Skywalker? I forgot what a puss this
dude was. At the beginning. He runs around in his
little karate outfit, going, oh, uncle, I want to go
(30:52):
to the Space College. I want to go to Tarshi
station and pick up some poler converted and shut up.
Get your punk ass there and fix them. Drawids to
the droid. Hey, C three PO, what's up with this guy?
I believe he runs on AC and DC if you
know what I mean, him and R two D two
is always just a little bit too close if you
(31:13):
want too. Yeah, that's still like my man. Han solo.
He ain't any for no revolution. He want to get paid.
Show me the money, Luke, show me the money. Doctor
Beam gets turned off. Han be talking about Okay, let's go.
Luke says, no, we can't leave yet. The princess is here.
They're going to execute her. Han said, better herd than me.
(31:35):
See if I was in Star Wars, that would be me.
Princess Lea never did much for me at first, the
whole cinnamon bun head running around man. In fact, I
never did warm up to her. Tell Return of the
Jedi a part of the beginning when she's hanging out
at Jabba's place in that little metal bikini. Yeah, now
(31:55):
you're talking. Hey, see y'all can pick up about fifteen
more minutes or special footage on that. There's a special
edition for you. Obi wan Kenobi. What is this dude's problem?
He gets killed halfway through the first movie and spends
the rest of the series run around hoffing over everybody
like Randy or something. Use a force, Luke voces with you, Luke,
(32:18):
he may shut up. I'm trying to shoot a torpedo
down an act conditioning event here. If you don't mind,
you didn't talk this much to me when you was alive,
And tell me something. Who picked the actors for this
big dog fight at the end? You know the X
Wing guys, because I know they didn't get the job
because of the outstanding acting, the ability, and for sure
(32:38):
ain't none of them know Brad Pitt in the looks department,
it looked like George Lucas just put all his friends
in the movie. In fact, they look like the kind
of dudes you see at a Star Wars convention. You know,
got that one fat sweated John boy looking dude with
the goatee and his big gass waves in that cockpit
like John Boy. And when them legends caught he getting
(33:00):
blowed up. That's a big surprise. And all these cats
are supposed to be from out of space, right, So
who's the dude with the Texas accent setting up for
my attack?
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Run?
Speaker 7 (33:13):
Just a few more sackings, just a few.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Old negative negative.
Speaker 7 (33:18):
It didn't go in.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
What a shot?
Speaker 7 (33:22):
The guy with a sudden accent screws it up? Could
you choose past the jelly? Because I don't want to
forget the dude? This most like one of you guys, shoeboxer,
we think about it. He's seven foot tall, he's covered
with hair. He runs around, grunting and howling all this
wild stuff, and somehow everybody seems to know what he's
(33:44):
talking about. Anyway, who does that sound like? Y'all think
about it? I'm buther rest.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Good morning here we are wrapping up our football Friday.
It's just from here so now on through football season.
Mark Packard to college football the third hour of the
Big Show, Fourth Hour, I'm in. Tom Snornson picks every
game in the NFL for the weekend. Last weekend ten
(34:35):
and four for the season, eighty seven and fifty last
week locks, one and one for the season, nine and eight.
Nine out of the last eleven, you go pick the
money line, flat out winners in the locks. You throw
in the points with the bookies upset in Vegas, and
(34:55):
let's look at all Good morning again, Tom.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Good morning again, jambling.
Speaker 7 (35:00):
So teams that.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Are on a bye this weekend not playing the two
and seven Cleveland Browns, the six and three Green Bay Packers,
the two and seven Las Vegas Raiders, and the four
and five Seattle Seahawks. Here we go with week ten.
(35:22):
We start with a game overseas. Our home team, the
Carolina Panthers, are going over to Germany. They are two
and seven to play the two and seven New York
Giants at nine thirty in the morning on Sunday. The
BRIT's a good game.
Speaker 10 (35:40):
Uh, you know, you look at the game and the
other two and seven, but this game is excuse me,
for the Championship of Germany. It's the only NFL game
they'll be played there. So when the NFL picks their
all German team, I assure you that several Panthers will
be honest. And I it's a close game, and I
want to pick the Panthers, and I think the Giants
(36:02):
win by eines point, which is one point.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Our Giant's gonna beat the Panthers in Germany the championship
of Germany, all right. And then early Sunday afternoon, these
seven and two Buffalo Bills of the four and five
Indianapolis Coach.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
I do like Buffalo in this one.
Speaker 10 (36:22):
They are favored by four, they win it by double
at and they are my lock number one of the week, Lock.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
One right off the bed Buffalo. And now these six
and three Atlanta Falcons are the two and seven New
Orleans Saints.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
I tell you, man, the Falcons are pretty good, don't they.
Speaker 10 (36:40):
Kirk Cousins is old, but he is playing well and
he has a good offense around.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
Him, and they keep it working. He beat lowly New
Orleans in New Orleans.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Continues to roll there. Then we got the five and
four Denver Broncos of the undefeated eight and oh Kansas
City Chiefs.
Speaker 10 (37:00):
Tayman Denver has been playing well and they have a defense.
But Casey, that's whatever they have to do to win.
I don't care how close it is. They're all unimpressive.
They look they win and they stay undefeated.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
All right. They are These six and two Minnesota Vikings
are the two and seven Jacksonville Jaguars Fikes.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
Is gonna win this one.
Speaker 5 (37:20):
Now.
Speaker 10 (37:21):
Jacksonville's playing better, but the Bikes just have too much balance,
and they pull this one out.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
In Minnesota on that one, all right. The two and
seven New England Patriots. The four and four Chicago Bears.
Speaker 10 (37:35):
Bears have been slumping. Man, they look good for a while,
but they get healthy again in this one. Drake May
is playing pretty well as a rookie, but Chicago just
has too much and Chicago roles.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
I got the Bears and these six and two Pittsburgh
Steelers at these seven and two Washington Commanders.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
This is a good game, man. I like Steers. They
are a world coach team. I'm going with the Commanders,
Going with Washington, all right?
Speaker 7 (38:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
And then the four and four San Francisco forty nine
Ers are the four and five Tampa Bay Buccaneers to.
Speaker 10 (38:11):
The forty nine Ers are five hundred day have been
hurting McCaffrey's back, and they're gonna play well. They're gonna
be one of the best teams in the league the
rest of this season.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Well, okay, so McCaffrey's back this weekend, all right, put
that down. San fran all right, there, are three late
Sunday afternoon games. One four oh five two four to
twenty five kickoff arre They two and six Tennessee Titans
of the five and three LA Chargers.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
I believe one of us talked earlier about how could
the Chargers work?
Speaker 10 (38:42):
Yeah, they are a seven and a half point favorite,
and they just blow this one out and they are
my lock number two of the week.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
There is lock two Chargers by more than seven and
a half over Tennessee. And then we got the three
and six New York Jets of the five and four
Arizona Cardinals.
Speaker 10 (39:01):
Man, the Jets showed some life last week, but Arizona
has quietly been winning and winning big and they keep
it going. It's a good game, but Arizona wins it
at all right.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
And then we got these six and two Philadelphia Eagles
at the three and five Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 10 (39:17):
Well, despite their new acquisition at receiver, the Cowboys just
don't have enough.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
And I think I think Philly is just going to.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Rule Philadelphia, all right. And then it looks like dak
is going to be out for a little while a couple.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Of games, at least a couple of games. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
And then all right, Sunday Night Football, seven and one
Detroit lines at these six and three Houston Texans.
Speaker 10 (39:45):
To Detroit could be, could be, could be the best
team in the league. They are really playing well.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
And I like Houston. I just like the way they
play and the way they do it. But Detroit has
too much and the Lions win it on the road.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Detroit is good man, all right? Seven to one?
Speaker 5 (40:02):
All right?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Then all right, and then we got Monday Night football.
The two and six Miami Dolphins are the four and
four LA Rams.
Speaker 10 (40:11):
Tim Miami's a different team with two of playing quarterback,
but Rams have figured it out. They you know, they
were one of the lesser teams in the league and
now they're one of the favorites to win that division.
And good game, lots of points, but the Rams win
it at home.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
The Rams rolled on the two locks this week, Chargers
by more than seven and a half over Tennessee, and
you got the Colts by more than Now I'm sorry,
it's Buffalo by more than four against the Colts. And
we'll put them all up on the John Boy and
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(40:48):
sink in for you.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
It's your leisure. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Also stick it over on the website.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
And the website at the Big Show dot com as well.
Good deal, Tom, Thank you buddy. Enjoy your weekend. Let's
go somebody that we.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
Picked have a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
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