May 2, 2025 • 39 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll roll out the Friday Favorites to get you set for the weekend.. - Tank Hogarth asks what’s happened to America’s movies?.. - The Not Ready for Drive Time Players take us on a trip to “The Nude Beach”.. - Zach Brown & Company perform “Chicken Fried” live in out studio.. - Tom Sorensen recaps the week in sports and predicts what lies ahead this weekend.. - The Grumpy Old Man tells why he hates doctors.. - and we’ll wrap up with a special Cinco de Mayo ad message from Buddy Beer…
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Speaker 1 (00:26):
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the Blonde.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Beat our contestants out of Florence, South Carolina.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
We got Joe.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Good morning, Joey, Hey, good.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Morning, hey man, good morning. Welcome Joe.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
We're gonna ask Datter some questions.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
You agree or disagree, get two bells for two buzzers,
and you win. You have it? Do it?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Okay, Hi, all.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Right, let's go far go all right, Marcia.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
According to author Ernest Hemingway's four rules for becoming a man,
you must plant a tree, fight a bull, write.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
A book, and what hire a hooker.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Well he did a lot of that down there.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Ernie said, get a dog.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Get a dog. That fourth rules becoming a man. Joe,
agree or disagree. I'll agree with that.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
It does sound right, But.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Have a son what he says, Okay, three times a man?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
All right. Well, let's go to back here.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Okay, the nineties, I remember back then, all right, well
up until nineteen ninety five. If you ask for a
ride to the dumb dumb in West Bengal, India, what
would you see when you got there?
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Dumb dumbs?
Speaker 5 (02:17):
You see a bunch of suckers.
Speaker 7 (02:21):
Suckers root beers are very hard to find in the
dump dumb.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
All right, all right, don't distract him with can.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
You would see some books? Because a dumb dumb is
a library.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yesterday, the library the dumb dumbs.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
So you're saying books library, such, Joe, do you agree
or disagree with that?
Speaker 8 (02:43):
Can I pick see?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
It would hurt?
Speaker 9 (02:53):
I agree?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Really really dumb numbs. Airplay used to be with the
name of their international airport. Uh like that?
Speaker 9 (03:07):
All right?
Speaker 7 (03:09):
Boy?
Speaker 9 (03:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Man?
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Two years ago I won Pixie and Winn and I
Jack could give Pearl a treat for me, so I
get start an option anymore.
Speaker 8 (03:17):
So I just thinking I'm thinking of Pearl.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Oh man, Joe, that's awesome, buddy. We appreciate you, man,
thank you so much, and sang We're gonna make you
happy before we hang.
Speaker 9 (03:27):
Up on you.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
We do that because I've noticed I make show guys
not good at reading tater.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Here lately, Well, they're used to women Lyons, So Joe,
we appreciate you down Florence, Buddy.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
And Pearl loved that treat, so thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Way about the.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Hour top of your news right on the other side
of Friday morning time capsule.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
You'd that laugh going and call keep it going right, m.
Speaker 10 (04:28):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
It's time to ax yoo?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
What hold on? Patrick? What are you doing in rafel
to ho?
Speaker 9 (04:53):
Spell? It is?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
What?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Hello? If it could be worse? N set your white
ass down, y'o? What's up? Welcome to ex Ech, the
place to go for all the for one one you.
Speaker 11 (05:09):
Need for Oh yo u u uh what you call
intro personal relationship? Asy dig this, mister Turner. I've been
married for a little over a year. My wife is
a wonderful woman. She's very reserved and most people think
she's a little nerdy, but they don't know her like
I do. When the sun goes down and the lights
(05:30):
go out, she turns into a wildcat jackpot. Some mornings
I can barely drag myself out of bed. I'm a
very lucky man. However, a new wrinkle has developed it's
gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Brother, he used to it.
Speaker 11 (05:47):
She made me a very nice meal last week, Philip
mc non champagne and chocolate Soupfoo.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
What's that word? Little bunny too fly? Oh, Lacy. I
know she was up to.
Speaker 11 (06:01):
Something, but I wasn't ready when she asked me to
take her to a swinger's weekend. I'm not even sure
what that is? Can you help me? Sign suspicious Steve
in Shreveport. Dear Steve, the fact that you don't know
what it is is probably why she wants to go.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
So it sounds like my brother got a live one. Aha.
Speaker 11 (06:27):
It said, come as no surprise to you that Ike
has been to a swinger's weekend or twelve where.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
You think I met all my wives?
Speaker 11 (06:35):
Ha ha hi ho h in retro speculation, that may
have been one of the reasons none of them lasted
too loyal.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
But I regress.
Speaker 11 (06:45):
Well, if you're gonna take the missus for a throw
down in hotown, you sure enough need a crash courts
in swinging before the patties get the flug.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
And you did let me preach on us that.
Speaker 11 (06:58):
That that that the fact that your old lady is
fantasizing about a freak fest, says a couple of things.
One she is probably one of them what you call
nimpto maniacs or b after only a year. She's ready
to do anything with anybody as long as it ain't you.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
And these ain't necessarily bad things.
Speaker 11 (07:20):
Trust old, my brother, the Swinger's weekend is gonna be
an answer to your prayers. Look at it like going
to school, a school filled with a bunch of damn
horny widows. Now, judging from your letter, and you probably
see hands in there, and judging from your letter, I
believe that your erotical taste run to the mild side.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Will my brother, get ready for the wild side.
Speaker 11 (07:47):
But you got to be preparified so you don't get scarified.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Now here's a few tips.
Speaker 11 (07:53):
First off, brother, you gotta be ready to pass your
old lady around like a play of horse dupers. And
all kinds of guys too, not just the good looking ones,
fat guys, old guys, little guys, guys in hop along
cassidy outfit, with the guys with propeller hats. It's like
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going to the big show, but everybody's naked and standing
in line to play Texas holder with your white Oh
now that's hard for some dudes to take. If you
need a little courage, do what I do, not quill
with a stern no chase haha, and make sure she
plays it safe because you don't want no souvenir showing
up in nine months haha.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
But that ain't the end of your problems.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Brother.
Speaker 11 (08:38):
You can't just go and be one of them what
you call a casualty observers.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
You're gonna have to perform. Now, know what you're thinking, man?
Speaker 9 (08:46):
What some of that? Man?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
But don't freak out.
Speaker 11 (08:50):
Just pay attention, take a what you call mental notifications
and Experimentee, you'll be in the middle of a whole
smallgus broad or sensual pleasure. But it ain't without its dangers.
It could be a minefield of mistaken native identities.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Uh, word of the.
Speaker 11 (09:06):
Wise, No matter how good she might loove me if
she got an Adam's apple Like Jim Carrett, move along,
you dig, and then when you finally leave Freakville and
get back to the real world, you've augmentated your portaphological
portfolio with a million new exotical pleasures. Now maybe you'll
finally be able to please that skag of Horus wreck
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you married to and won't have to go back to
the Penicila Hilton.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
But if it turns out that she can't.
Speaker 11 (09:33):
Be satisfied, you might want to go back for a
second semester of swinging one oh one. Or you could
just save the wear and tear on your pride, and
you'll hide and give a one last thrill by putting
that boot in a place where she poots.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Because you know, damn, he says zich Lisa.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
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John Boya and Billy.
Speaker 9 (10:07):
By the powers vested in me by.
Speaker 11 (10:08):
The Federal Communications Commission.
Speaker 12 (10:10):
I command you to get on the microphone in a
serious manner and continue this broadcast.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning big shows on
(10:49):
the radio.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Here we go, and now it's story time with your
host Carl Childers.
Speaker 12 (11:00):
Mmm, I guess I ain't no spring chicken no more.
I'm pretty old and give out. Ain't gotten a gaze
I reckon. If you get on in years arm, it's
a good idea to take care of yourself.
Speaker 9 (11:15):
I went to the.
Speaker 12 (11:16):
Doctor last week, had me one of them deals where
the chick at your hind. Then they called it something
like a colonoscary. I can tell you about it if
you owt me too. If you don't, I ain't got nothing.
Speaker 9 (11:34):
That yore by.
Speaker 12 (11:35):
Yes, it's based on all my experiences. First off, you
gotta go in there and meet the doctor. Some folks
call him a physician. I called him a doctor. I
reckon they want to meet you on account. It's a
good idea to shake hands with him before he gets started.
You probably ain't gonna walk to afterward. I go to
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that young fella, Doc Steve Evan sent over there to
the hospital. He's a very handsome man, smiles a lot.
I can't figure out what makes a fellow decide he's
gonna make a living looking up folks backsides.
Speaker 9 (12:12):
Seems kindly funny to me.
Speaker 12 (12:15):
Not funny. That must be a pretty good wage in it.
Or maybe he just weren't smart enough to be a dentist.
I hear tell he's pretty good at his job. I
know a fella named Royce from up Better the nervous hospital.
He went to him, not for a colon kobscab be.
(12:38):
He swallowed some car keys, a couple of riding pins
as a tennis ball on account of he's crazy, Doc Stevenson,
he got them out quick as a wink. Royce said
he never felt a thing. I can't write and figure
out how he did that.
Speaker 9 (12:56):
You ever see a tennis ball?
Speaker 12 (13:00):
Maybe it is magic. Like you fancy boys in Las
Vegas do well, sir, I reckon. I didn't care nothing
for the part where you gotta get ready for the colonoscopy.
They give you this potion to drink car He said.
It was something called a laxative. He said, I ort
to be sure to be close by the toilet when
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I take it. Well, that ain't exactly right. You can't
be close by, you gotta be right there on it.
It took me a second or to figure that one out.
Out there laxative, plumb woe, guitar out of me and
everything else. I'll tell you, I don't know where it
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all came from. I was up all night flushing in shifts.
The next morning you go in there to the hospital,
have that whole shebang done.
Speaker 9 (13:51):
You wander in this little room, marm.
Speaker 12 (13:54):
They got a fifty foot coil of hose pipe hanging
on a wall and a big old' air compressor. I
asked Doc Stevenson what all that was for. Well, Sir,
he said, they gonna put a camera on into that
hose pipe, blow some mirror up into my enterds, then
take pictures of the inside.
Speaker 9 (14:12):
Of behind end.
Speaker 12 (14:18):
I told him I didn't need no pictures of that.
I didn't really care what it looked like anyhow Well,
he said they had to look for all kinds of
warts and goblins and all sorts of stuff that might
be off kilter somewhere or another. They heavy stripped down
bar and I can they give you this shirt with
no back on it so your bottom sticks out. They
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lay it down on your side on this table arm
tell you to sniff out of this cup. Well, I
started to sniff, and just as I was gonna tell
him he didn't have to use all fifty feet of
that hose pipe, I slready faded off. While I was out,
I had me a nightmare where I was a glove
and this big old hand was chasing me. I didn't
(15:04):
understand that part of it. I woke up all of
a sudden, I couldn't feel my backside. I said, what
do you kill a feeling in my butt? Fern?
Speaker 9 (15:14):
What's you kill a feeling in my butt?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Fern?
Speaker 12 (15:19):
I don't know what happened, but when I woke up,
there's a tennis ball sitting there. I reckon he didn't
find nothing, nothing bad anyhow, I hope I.
Speaker 9 (15:31):
Ain't got to do that again. Moral of the story.
Speaker 12 (15:36):
If a fella's gonna put a hose pop in your backside,
make sure he been to school for it. And if
you do a good job, they might give you a
tennis ball at the end.
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Speaker 9 (15:56):
I got some hosepipe out of the truck a little feller.
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it to you, boys, but where I come from, you're
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Who will?
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Brilliant.
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Bruce, gonna get that to you, I said, all doing
turkey season this year we give away cousins book. Been
saving up. We got another brand new copy.
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Speaker 5 (18:20):
So I wonder why none of us had copies?
Speaker 7 (18:22):
Now I know.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
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Right now, it is Tom Sowing's on our NFL Friday
Morning Quarterback. Well what an NFL draft we had las weekend. Tom,
Welcome buddy, good to have you this morning.
Speaker 15 (18:57):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Man.
Speaker 15 (18:58):
The highest rated draft all time, I mean people were
I mean, it just jumped up this year and people
weren't tunning it off because you didn't know what was
going to happen next.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Well, well let's go through it. Who had the worst draft?
Speaker 15 (19:13):
Everybody who did a mock draft, everybody, I mean think
of it locally, and people had everybody taken Java, including me,
Javon Walker, the defensive end out of out of Georgia
going to the Carolina with the eighth pick. And now, man,
they took a receiver, a really good receiver, and I
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kind of liked that pick, Tetoroa McMillan out of Arizona.
But the big one nationally internationally was the Shador Sanders.
You know he was going to go late in the
first round, middle of the first round, now second round,
no third round, no fourth round now and with the one
(19:56):
hundred and forty fourth pick in the draft, I fin
Eveland finally took him, and five quarterbacks went in front
of him, including one by his own team.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
So we got to ask, I know you are in
the know, why did Chedeur Sanders slide like he did?
Speaker 15 (20:18):
If you said he went to his interviews humble, you'd
be lying.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
He was.
Speaker 15 (20:26):
I mean, he is Sador Sanders and he is a
big deal and he let people know it. He's been
really humble since the draft, but his reputation, he just
came off as arrogant. And then you had his dad
saying while back that there were certain teams his son
would not play for. And the one thing teams don't want.
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They don't want distractions, they don't want somebody here's danger.
Let's say Cleveland, Shador's team starts out terribly and Shadora's
on the bench. You know there's going to be a
chance we want Shador, and there's also going to be
a chance we want Dion as our head coach. And
it's gonna be uh, it's gonna be interesting. But it
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was interested in watching him fall because it was every
pick you'd kind of just look and think what and
it just kept going on and on.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
I mean it's fifth.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Round, so I do must have been something like that.
Then it could have, you know, you touched on him.
Maybe Some teams are worried that Neon Dion would come
coaching the NFL because he said he would like to
if he could coach one of his sons, and well
he's it right now.
Speaker 15 (21:42):
Yeah, it just but I think more even more than Dion.
It was just one, he's not a first round talent.
And two, you just have to come with some humility.
I don't care what you do for a living, you
can't walk in like you're doing your employer potential employer
of favor.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
And that's something.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
And Jackie had a real good point when we were
off air about you know, the locker room when a
young kid liked him. When he goes in there, there's
some grown men has been getting paidchecks for a long time,
and how much they gonna put up with with that
if he's like that to them.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
We don't we don't know what his locker room versona is,
but I know it's weird, man, weird.
Speaker 15 (22:28):
We Cam Newton when he came as the first pick
overall in the draft of Carolina. He would, for example,
want to work out by himself in a separate part
of the locker room. And finally, some of the veterans said, Cam,
that's kind of not how we do things here. Uh,
and that's gonna happen to I think any rookie, no
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matter where you go, unless you got to show your teammate,
you got to show you want to be one of
the guys.
Speaker 16 (22:55):
You know, I'm very familiar with the NBA versus then Fell.
But I do know that inside that locker room there's
things that you me, nobody will ever know went on
in the locker room. It is just that way. So
he may get jacked up and you may never hear
about it. But I also know that his father knows
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what goes on in the locker room. I don't care
whose son it is. Dad is gonna have to tell you. Look,
you're gonna have to humble yourself somewhere. You don't know
what kind of conversation his father's having with him. I
don't know what's going on with this kid. But I
do like what you say, Tom, because I really haven't
listened to it. But you know, I've heard, hey, he
should be cocky, he's good. Hey he's Dion's son. Why
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shouldn't he say he's good, he's like his dad? And
then I hear you say, you know the background of
it all. You're the writer, you're the reporter. I don't
know a lot of what you're saying, but you're saying
a lot of what other people are saying. He's cocky,
And I'm cocky on my job. But they straighten me
out too when I come in here, think it.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
And Tom, Jackie knows her way around locker room, and
then I might know my way around here for.
Speaker 12 (24:11):
Right.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Well, talk about the NBA. Let's switch right quickly. The
NBA playoffs are especially intense this season. You've noted, Tom.
Speaker 15 (24:20):
Yeah, And speaking of Jackie in the locker room, I'll
tell you, man, Steph has been phenomenal. But the way
they are guarding him, it's like they're trying to start
a relation.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
No, I know, man, that's not right. You know, come on,
blow you whizzle, you strive tonight.
Speaker 15 (24:36):
You know they're grabbing him, they're holding him, they're hanging
on and Brooks. I don't care what team Brooks is on.
You can play for Holy Angels and the cool team
would turn dirty. I mean, Memphis was dirty when he
played for them, and it's like it's contagious.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
That's right in Memphis. Now in the Houston. Oh well,
let's see what happens. Let's enjoy our sports weekend. We
appreciate you so much, Buddy.
Speaker 15 (25:02):
You guys are great. Jackie Man, you should talk more.
That was really good.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
You're right, man, I'm done.
Speaker 16 (25:10):
I said all I'm gonna say for about a month.
Speaker 9 (25:13):
I love everybody else.
Speaker 15 (25:14):
That's a great.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Week Good Morning, Big Show is on the radio the second.
Speaker 9 (25:45):
Day of May.
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Friday morning.
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Buddy May says, Hey, mister Mexican construction guys, doing your
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You at everybody's head about the.
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Bad let the wordy word, that the worthy word. Let's
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We got Noah from Signal Mountain, Tennessee. Good morning, Noah
more and Drohn boy.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Body welcome man.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
We got Kevin from Wellsburg, West Virginia.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Good morning, Kevin. Everybody going to that morning.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Very good there, Kevin. That's Noah my bold signal mountain Kevin.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
All right, good boy. So uh let me sell your.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Teams Taylor and Kevin, john boy and Noah and words
dealing with sports professional or backyard boys.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
We're just talking about words.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
To do with sports, all right, Kevin, you relax me
and Noah for the first thirty seconds. Noah, are you ready, Yes, sir,
I can have some reverb right, all right, sports, okay,
start the clock. Now, this is NASCAR sport. What are
(27:11):
they doing?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
In baseball they try to throw three of these over
the plate? Yeah, uh huh A welcome blank like at
your door.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
And yes, uh huh. This is what you do on.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Snow down the mountain, No, down a mountain on snow,
he said it what okay, all right, this is where
you wait when you're playing baseball and to go out
on the.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Field and dug out, yeahug out?
Speaker 11 (27:42):
Good word.
Speaker 9 (27:43):
But I got out a way.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
And you put a five on the board. All right,
Wait a minute, let's see. It looks like we have
a protest of some sort tater what.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
No, I know that part, but he said this is
where you wait out at.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Oh what did I do? I'm sorry?
Speaker 15 (28:02):
Out?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Oh doug out, I said, wait out? Oh what a
stoop man? My bad, my bad? All right, all right,
four to one.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
It's gonna cost us.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
I'm sorry, Kevin, Noah, Laden, But now Kevin and tatter?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
All right, Kevin, are you ready?
Speaker 8 (28:23):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Okay, and go.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
You don't want to lose.
Speaker 9 (28:27):
You want to what when? Yep?
Speaker 7 (28:29):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (28:30):
This is you. You blank around the bases. You gotta
go around.
Speaker 7 (28:35):
This is where you work out. It's also where you're
at school. You play basketball in the you have to
do this before you work out, you know.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
Touch your toes. You have to do these kind of things.
Speaker 7 (28:45):
Yep, you uh, this is uh in basketball you go
to the blank line. He touched your wrong, and you
have to go to the Yeah, you swim in this
big thing of water.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
All right, Well, no pumps there on those words.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
That was let's see six on the one seven seven cabinet. Alright,
did all right, Noah, we could use some points. Let's
see what we can do range. We're still on the
sports words tablets.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Oh I don't look like one.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yeah, no, oh, okay, good, all right, I'm just slid. Noah,
are you ready, buddy, Yes, sir, okay, start the clock now,
these guys do your taxes H and R accountant. No,
you do this in football on the line. Yeah, all right,
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let's go. This is another word for the basket and basketball.
Put one through the no, put one through the Yeah,
uh huh, all right. You have nine of these in baseball? Yes,
uh huh, all right, this is what you bowled.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Try to not down.
Speaker 8 (30:02):
Pin.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Yeah, uh uh yeah, uhh yeah, I heard myself. Four
four an eight score for Noah? Whoa rd Kevin and
all Kevin and Tator one will tie, two will win.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
It's laying right there for you. Ready to go.
Speaker 7 (30:23):
Another name for table tennis and shied up.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
This is like a one man boat. It's not a canoe,
but you can do a c one or you can
do it.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
On them diyak Moore.
Speaker 9 (30:38):
The wind and one.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Roll was good work, Kevin.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
You've got the big old Lord Tiger's prize pack. Noah,
we came up a little short, buddy, but you can
try again and time. Enjoygia, Oh man, y'alls something somebody there,
old jacket, Good morning, big show's on a radio. All right,
our repace? Is he running out of request yet? We're
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not on hers a loud wore.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
But yeah, that was the bottom of the post.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
I got him an I ain't hating yet our appreciate
you appreciate it.
Speaker 16 (31:16):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
So The mail out of Boone, North Carolina this week
requested the grumpy old man see what he likes coming
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of my favorite Boone goons, I repays, well, Boone or
color we will love there.
Speaker 9 (32:02):
In the mountains.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Second, as a compliment, of course, I did some undergraduate
work in Tabalasian State University.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah, I was under this graduates.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Wow, she won. She's still my wife, like forty five
years later.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Mayn't know how you look at it.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
I extended laurel and hardy hand.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
She probably hates the laurel. Oh anyway, are we appreciate
you bought it?
Speaker 9 (32:31):
And here we go.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
It's time for the grumpy old man.
Speaker 11 (32:39):
Poopy poopery. I'm old and I hate doctors. In my day,
we didn't have any Harvard trained Mayo clinic intern Malpractice
protected BMW driving, nurse chasing pill popping saw bones on
every street corner. We had a crazy old agent medicine
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man named Lazy Lifty Lebau. He wasn't really lazy, He
just got into some bad moonshine and showed his own
feet off. And now he can't get around with beans.
And his left hand was a big shiny hook. Your
folks told you he lost it to a gator, but
the truth was he just liked how it looked. And
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when you got sick, your folks would take into his
smelly little cabin in the woods and they'd leave you there.
You knew you were in trouble when you saw the
magazines in his waiting room Man Love Monthly.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
And Boys Life.
Speaker 11 (33:40):
No matter what was wrong with you, he'd insist there
was trouble with your man parts. And before he latched
onto you, he'd fumble with a rosin bag like he
was planting a pitch and no hitter, and you didn't
dare make a run for it, because you didn't want
to end up getting hung up on that hook. And
God like a trout or singing soprano and the Hillbilly
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boys choir. And when he told you the only thing
that would cure you was a good sweat, so we'd
start a big fire in a fireplace and make it
dance around buck naked for hours on in and if
you got better, it was a miracle. And if you didn't,
you never told your parents, because you'd rather have died
than make another office visit to doctor Pickle Twister.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Indeed, Jimminy Wiggle Pickle Tickle too.
Speaker 11 (34:31):
Look at me, I'm a human hillbilly hand puppet with
powder all over my twigs and berries.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
We live in the age of enlightenment, and we liked
it that way.
Speaker 11 (34:43):
We loved it, and we didn't have no magic cure.
All over the counter Tampa proof candy coated two zillion
milligram tablets.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
We didn't know what a pill was. We were so
big ignorant.
Speaker 11 (34:58):
We blamed all of our on evil spirits and the
bad habits of famous people. You got a migraine headache,
you'd blame the devil himself for filling your good with
impure thoughts about missus Culling Farmer, the hot young preacher's
wife that was wearing that low cut swimming costume you
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saw her wearing. So you'd purged those demons the only
way you knew how, With pain you'd summon the courage
to spit in the face of one of the smelly
mcgauca twins and then stand there and take it while
they punched you in the skull of your brains were
goop it out of your ears, and you were speaking gibberish,
and when you finally screamed the name of the Lord
of Mercy, you'd be cured.
Speaker 9 (35:40):
You'd be a.
Speaker 11 (35:41):
Puddn't eaten vegetable from then on, but you'd be evil
spirit free forever. And if you'd get the squirts, you'd
blame Clark Gable for playing back door blackjack with Danny
Kaye and all the rest of that stuff you read
in those hollyweird confidential dimes you found in Gimpy Gordy
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humphreys outhouse. There weren't no cure, but at least you
had some of the curse while you were trapped in
the crapper with your guts and knots.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Great mumblety bumbly whifflewaffle.
Speaker 11 (36:12):
Look at me, I'm a big dopey, brain dead bubber
locked in the porter pooper with visions a Humphrey bogd
playing pants pirates with Randolph Scott It's a wonderful life
at last. I've kicked the oxygen habit. Open up those
pearly gates. Here comes another dumb an.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
And we liked it.
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We loved it. Ah, blippery Blue, I hate doc. Good morning,
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Beat our contestants out of Florence, South Carolina.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
We got Joe.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Good morning, Joey, Hey, good.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Morning, hey man, good morning. Welcome Joe.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
We're gonna ask Datter some questions.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
You agree or disagree, get two bells for two buzzers,
and you win. You have it? Do it?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Okay, Hi, all.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Right, let's go far go all right, Marcia.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
According to author Ernest Hemingway's four rules for becoming a man,
you must plant a tree, fight a bull, write.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
A book, and what hire a hooker.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Well he did a lot of that down there.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Ernie said, get a dog.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Get a dog. That fourth rules becoming a man. Joe,
agree or disagree. I'll agree with that.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
It does sound right, But.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Have a son what he says, Okay, three times a man?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
All right. Well, let's go to back here.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Okay, the nineties, I remember back then, all right, well
up until nineteen ninety five. If you ask for a
ride to the dumb dumb in West Bengal, India, what
would you see when you got there?
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Dumb dumbs?
Speaker 5 (02:17):
You see a bunch of suckers.
Speaker 7 (02:21):
Suckers root beers are very hard to find in the
dump dumb.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
All right, all right, don't distract him with can.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
You would see some books? Because a dumb dumb is
a library.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yesterday, the library the dumb dumbs.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
So you're saying books library, such, Joe, do you agree
or disagree with that?
Speaker 8 (02:43):
Can I pick see?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
It would hurt?
Speaker 9 (02:53):
I agree?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Really really dumb numbs. Airplay used to be with the
name of their international airport. Uh like that?
Speaker 9 (03:07):
All right?
Speaker 7 (03:09):
Boy?
Speaker 9 (03:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Man?
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Two years ago I won Pixie and Winn and I
Jack could give Pearl a treat for me, so I
get start an option anymore.
Speaker 8 (03:17):
So I just thinking I'm thinking of Pearl.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Oh man, Joe, that's awesome, buddy. We appreciate you, man,
thank you so much, and sang We're gonna make you
happy before we hang.
Speaker 9 (03:27):
Up on you.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
We do that because I've noticed I make show guys
not good at reading tater.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Here lately, Well, they're used to women Lyons, So Joe,
we appreciate you down Florence, Buddy.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
And Pearl loved that treat, so thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Way about the.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Hour top of your news right on the other side
of Friday morning time capsule.
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You'd that laugh going and call keep it going right, m.
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It's time to ax yoo?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
What hold on? Patrick? What are you doing in rafel
to ho?
Speaker 9 (04:53):
Spell? It is?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
What?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Hello? If it could be worse? N set your white
ass down, y'o? What's up? Welcome to ex Ech, the
place to go for all the for one one you.
Speaker 11 (05:09):
Need for Oh yo u u uh what you call
intro personal relationship? Asy dig this, mister Turner. I've been
married for a little over a year. My wife is
a wonderful woman. She's very reserved and most people think
she's a little nerdy, but they don't know her like
I do. When the sun goes down and the lights
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go out, she turns into a wildcat jackpot. Some mornings
I can barely drag myself out of bed. I'm a
very lucky man. However, a new wrinkle has developed it's
gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Brother, he used to it.
Speaker 11 (05:47):
She made me a very nice meal last week, Philip
mc non champagne and chocolate Soupfoo.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
What's that word? Little bunny too fly? Oh, Lacy. I
know she was up to.
Speaker 11 (06:01):
Something, but I wasn't ready when she asked me to
take her to a swinger's weekend. I'm not even sure
what that is? Can you help me? Sign suspicious Steve
in Shreveport. Dear Steve, the fact that you don't know
what it is is probably why she wants to go.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
So it sounds like my brother got a live one. Aha.
Speaker 11 (06:27):
It said, come as no surprise to you that Ike
has been to a swinger's weekend or twelve where.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
You think I met all my wives?
Speaker 11 (06:35):
Ha ha hi ho h in retro speculation, that may
have been one of the reasons none of them lasted
too loyal.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
But I regress.
Speaker 11 (06:45):
Well, if you're gonna take the missus for a throw
down in hotown, you sure enough need a crash courts
in swinging before the patties get the flug.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
And you did let me preach on us that.
Speaker 11 (06:58):
That that that the fact that your old lady is
fantasizing about a freak fest, says a couple of things.
One she is probably one of them what you call
nimpto maniacs or b after only a year. She's ready
to do anything with anybody as long as it ain't you.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
And these ain't necessarily bad things.
Speaker 11 (07:20):
Trust old, my brother, the Swinger's weekend is gonna be
an answer to your prayers. Look at it like going
to school, a school filled with a bunch of damn
horny widows. Now, judging from your letter, and you probably
see hands in there, and judging from your letter, I
believe that your erotical taste run to the mild side.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Will my brother, get ready for the wild side.
Speaker 11 (07:47):
But you got to be preparified so you don't get scarified.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Now here's a few tips.
Speaker 11 (07:53):
First off, brother, you gotta be ready to pass your
old lady around like a play of horse dupers. And
all kinds of guys too, not just the good looking ones,
fat guys, old guys, little guys, guys in hop along
cassidy outfit, with the guys with propeller hats. It's like
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going to the big show, but everybody's naked and standing
in line to play Texas holder with your white Oh
now that's hard for some dudes to take. If you
need a little courage, do what I do, not quill
with a stern no chase haha, and make sure she
plays it safe because you don't want no souvenir showing
up in nine months haha.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
But that ain't the end of your problems.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Brother.
Speaker 11 (08:38):
You can't just go and be one of them what
you call a casualty observers.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
You're gonna have to perform. Now, know what you're thinking, man?
Speaker 9 (08:46):
What some of that? Man?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
But don't freak out.
Speaker 11 (08:50):
Just pay attention, take a what you call mental notifications
and Experimentee, you'll be in the middle of a whole
smallgus broad or sensual pleasure. But it ain't without its dangers.
It could be a minefield of mistaken native identities.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Uh, word of the.
Speaker 11 (09:06):
Wise, No matter how good she might loove me if
she got an Adam's apple Like Jim Carrett, move along,
you dig, and then when you finally leave Freakville and
get back to the real world, you've augmentated your portaphological
portfolio with a million new exotical pleasures. Now maybe you'll
finally be able to please that skag of Horus wreck
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you married to and won't have to go back to
the Penicila Hilton.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
But if it turns out that she can't.
Speaker 11 (09:33):
Be satisfied, you might want to go back for a
second semester of swinging one oh one. Or you could
just save the wear and tear on your pride, and
you'll hide and give a one last thrill by putting
that boot in a place where she poots.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Because you know, damn, he says zich Lisa.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
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John Boya and Billy.
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By the powers vested in me by.
Speaker 11 (10:08):
The Federal Communications Commission.
Speaker 12 (10:10):
I command you to get on the microphone in a
serious manner and continue this broadcast.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning big shows on
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the radio.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Here we go, and now it's story time with your
host Carl Childers.
Speaker 12 (11:00):
Mmm, I guess I ain't no spring chicken no more.
I'm pretty old and give out. Ain't gotten a gaze
I reckon. If you get on in years arm, it's
a good idea to take care of yourself.
Speaker 9 (11:15):
I went to the.
Speaker 12 (11:16):
Doctor last week, had me one of them deals where
the chick at your hind. Then they called it something
like a colonoscary. I can tell you about it if
you owt me too. If you don't, I ain't got nothing.
Speaker 9 (11:34):
That yore by.
Speaker 12 (11:35):
Yes, it's based on all my experiences. First off, you
gotta go in there and meet the doctor. Some folks
call him a physician. I called him a doctor. I
reckon they want to meet you on account. It's a
good idea to shake hands with him before he gets started.
You probably ain't gonna walk to afterward. I go to
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that young fella, Doc Steve Evan sent over there to
the hospital. He's a very handsome man, smiles a lot.
I can't figure out what makes a fellow decide he's
gonna make a living looking up folks backsides.
Speaker 9 (12:12):
Seems kindly funny to me.
Speaker 12 (12:15):
Not funny. That must be a pretty good wage in it.
Or maybe he just weren't smart enough to be a dentist.
I hear tell he's pretty good at his job. I
know a fella named Royce from up Better the nervous hospital.
He went to him, not for a colon kobscab be.
(12:38):
He swallowed some car keys, a couple of riding pins
as a tennis ball on account of he's crazy, Doc Stevenson,
he got them out quick as a wink. Royce said
he never felt a thing. I can't write and figure
out how he did that.
Speaker 9 (12:56):
You ever see a tennis ball?
Speaker 12 (13:00):
Maybe it is magic. Like you fancy boys in Las
Vegas do well, sir, I reckon. I didn't care nothing
for the part where you gotta get ready for the colonoscopy.
They give you this potion to drink car He said.
It was something called a laxative. He said, I ort
to be sure to be close by the toilet when
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I take it. Well, that ain't exactly right. You can't
be close by, you gotta be right there on it.
It took me a second or to figure that one out.
Out there laxative, plumb woe, guitar out of me and
everything else. I'll tell you, I don't know where it
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all came from. I was up all night flushing in shifts.
The next morning you go in there to the hospital,
have that whole shebang done.
Speaker 9 (13:51):
You wander in this little room, marm.
Speaker 12 (13:54):
They got a fifty foot coil of hose pipe hanging
on a wall and a big old' air compressor. I
asked Doc Stevenson what all that was for. Well, Sir,
he said, they gonna put a camera on into that
hose pipe, blow some mirror up into my enterds, then
take pictures of the inside.
Speaker 9 (14:12):
Of behind end.
Speaker 12 (14:18):
I told him I didn't need no pictures of that.
I didn't really care what it looked like anyhow Well,
he said they had to look for all kinds of
warts and goblins and all sorts of stuff that might
be off kilter somewhere or another. They heavy stripped down
bar and I can they give you this shirt with
no back on it so your bottom sticks out. They
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lay it down on your side on this table arm
tell you to sniff out of this cup. Well, I
started to sniff, and just as I was gonna tell
him he didn't have to use all fifty feet of
that hose pipe, I slready faded off. While I was out,
I had me a nightmare where I was a glove
and this big old hand was chasing me. I didn't
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understand that part of it. I woke up all of
a sudden, I couldn't feel my backside. I said, what
do you kill a feeling in my butt? Fern?
Speaker 9 (15:14):
What's you kill a feeling in my butt?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Fern?
Speaker 12 (15:19):
I don't know what happened, but when I woke up,
there's a tennis ball sitting there. I reckon he didn't
find nothing, nothing bad anyhow, I hope I.
Speaker 9 (15:31):
Ain't got to do that again. Moral of the story.
Speaker 12 (15:36):
If a fella's gonna put a hose pop in your backside,
make sure he been to school for it. And if
you do a good job, they might give you a
tennis ball at the end.
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I got some hosepipe out of the truck a little feller.
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Who will?
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So I wonder why none of us had copies?
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Right now, it is Tom Sowing's on our NFL Friday
Morning Quarterback. Well what an NFL draft we had las weekend. Tom,
Welcome buddy, good to have you this morning.
Speaker 15 (18:57):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Man.
Speaker 15 (18:58):
The highest rated draft all time, I mean people were
I mean, it just jumped up this year and people
weren't tunning it off because you didn't know what was
going to happen next.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Well, well let's go through it. Who had the worst draft?
Speaker 15 (19:13):
Everybody who did a mock draft, everybody, I mean think
of it locally, and people had everybody taken Java, including me,
Javon Walker, the defensive end out of out of Georgia
going to the Carolina with the eighth pick. And now, man,
they took a receiver, a really good receiver, and I
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kind of liked that pick, Tetoroa McMillan out of Arizona.
But the big one nationally internationally was the Shador Sanders.
You know he was going to go late in the
first round, middle of the first round, now second round,
no third round, no fourth round now and with the one
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hundred and forty fourth pick in the draft, I fin
Eveland finally took him, and five quarterbacks went in front
of him, including one by his own team.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
So we got to ask, I know you are in
the know, why did Chedeur Sanders slide like he did?
Speaker 15 (20:18):
If you said he went to his interviews humble, you'd
be lying.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
He was.
Speaker 15 (20:26):
I mean, he is Sador Sanders and he is a
big deal and he let people know it. He's been
really humble since the draft, but his reputation, he just
came off as arrogant. And then you had his dad
saying while back that there were certain teams his son
would not play for. And the one thing teams don't want.
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They don't want distractions, they don't want somebody here's danger.
Let's say Cleveland, Shador's team starts out terribly and Shadora's
on the bench. You know there's going to be a
chance we want Shador, and there's also going to be
a chance we want Dion as our head coach. And
it's gonna be uh, it's gonna be interesting. But it
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was interested in watching him fall because it was every
pick you'd kind of just look and think what and
it just kept going on and on.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
I mean it's fifth.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Round, so I do must have been something like that.
Then it could have, you know, you touched on him.
Maybe Some teams are worried that Neon Dion would come
coaching the NFL because he said he would like to
if he could coach one of his sons, and well
he's it right now.
Speaker 15 (21:42):
Yeah, it just but I think more even more than Dion.
It was just one, he's not a first round talent.
And two, you just have to come with some humility.
I don't care what you do for a living, you
can't walk in like you're doing your employer potential employer
of favor.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
And that's something.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
And Jackie had a real good point when we were
off air about you know, the locker room when a
young kid liked him. When he goes in there, there's
some grown men has been getting paidchecks for a long time,
and how much they gonna put up with with that
if he's like that to them.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
We don't we don't know what his locker room versona is,
but I know it's weird, man, weird.
Speaker 15 (22:28):
We Cam Newton when he came as the first pick
overall in the draft of Carolina. He would, for example,
want to work out by himself in a separate part
of the locker room. And finally, some of the veterans said, Cam,
that's kind of not how we do things here. Uh,
and that's gonna happen to I think any rookie, no
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matter where you go, unless you got to show your teammate,
you got to show you want to be one of
the guys.
Speaker 16 (22:55):
You know, I'm very familiar with the NBA versus then Fell.
But I do know that inside that locker room there's
things that you me, nobody will ever know went on
in the locker room. It is just that way. So
he may get jacked up and you may never hear
about it. But I also know that his father knows
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what goes on in the locker room. I don't care
whose son it is. Dad is gonna have to tell you. Look,
you're gonna have to humble yourself somewhere. You don't know
what kind of conversation his father's having with him. I
don't know what's going on with this kid. But I
do like what you say, Tom, because I really haven't
listened to it. But you know, I've heard, hey, he
should be cocky, he's good. Hey he's Dion's son. Why
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shouldn't he say he's good, he's like his dad? And
then I hear you say, you know the background of
it all. You're the writer, you're the reporter. I don't
know a lot of what you're saying, but you're saying
a lot of what other people are saying. He's cocky,
And I'm cocky on my job. But they straighten me
out too when I come in here, think it.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
And Tom, Jackie knows her way around locker room, and
then I might know my way around here for.
Speaker 12 (24:11):
Right.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Well, talk about the NBA. Let's switch right quickly. The
NBA playoffs are especially intense this season. You've noted, Tom.
Speaker 15 (24:20):
Yeah, And speaking of Jackie in the locker room, I'll
tell you, man, Steph has been phenomenal. But the way
they are guarding him, it's like they're trying to start
a relation.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
No, I know, man, that's not right. You know, come on,
blow you whizzle, you strive tonight.
Speaker 15 (24:36):
You know they're grabbing him, they're holding him, they're hanging
on and Brooks. I don't care what team Brooks is on.
You can play for Holy Angels and the cool team
would turn dirty. I mean, Memphis was dirty when he
played for them, and it's like it's contagious.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
That's right in Memphis. Now in the Houston. Oh well,
let's see what happens. Let's enjoy our sports weekend. We
appreciate you so much, Buddy.
Speaker 15 (25:02):
You guys are great. Jackie Man, you should talk more.
That was really good.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
You're right, man, I'm done.
Speaker 16 (25:10):
I said all I'm gonna say for about a month.
Speaker 9 (25:13):
I love everybody else.
Speaker 15 (25:14):
That's a great.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Week Good Morning, Big Show is on the radio the second.
Speaker 9 (25:45):
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Speaker 2 (25:46):
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Speaker 1 (26:14):
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Speaker 2 (26:20):
Body welcome man.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
We got Kevin from Wellsburg, West Virginia.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Good morning, Kevin. Everybody going to that morning.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Very good there, Kevin. That's Noah my bold signal mountain Kevin.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
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Speaker 2 (26:47):
We're just talking about words.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
To do with sports, all right, Kevin, you relax me
and Noah for the first thirty seconds. Noah, are you ready, Yes, sir,
I can have some reverb right, all right, sports, okay,
start the clock. Now, this is NASCAR sport. What are
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they doing?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
In baseball they try to throw three of these over
the plate? Yeah, uh huh A welcome blank like at
your door.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
And yes, uh huh. This is what you do on.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Snow down the mountain, No, down a mountain on snow,
he said it what okay, all right, this is where
you wait when you're playing baseball and to go out
on the.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Field and dug out, yeahug out?
Speaker 11 (27:42):
Good word.
Speaker 9 (27:43):
But I got out a way.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
And you put a five on the board. All right,
Wait a minute, let's see. It looks like we have
a protest of some sort tater what.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
No, I know that part, but he said this is
where you wait out at.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Oh what did I do? I'm sorry?
Speaker 15 (28:02):
Out?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Oh doug out, I said, wait out? Oh what a
stoop man? My bad, my bad? All right, all right,
four to one.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
It's gonna cost us.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
I'm sorry, Kevin, Noah, Laden, But now Kevin and tatter?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
All right, Kevin, are you ready?
Speaker 8 (28:23):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Okay, and go.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
You don't want to lose.
Speaker 9 (28:27):
You want to what when? Yep?
Speaker 7 (28:29):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (28:30):
This is you. You blank around the bases. You gotta
go around.
Speaker 7 (28:35):
This is where you work out. It's also where you're
at school. You play basketball in the you have to
do this before you work out, you know.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
Touch your toes. You have to do these kind of things.
Speaker 7 (28:45):
Yep, you uh, this is uh in basketball you go
to the blank line. He touched your wrong, and you
have to go to the Yeah, you swim in this
big thing of water.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
All right, Well, no pumps there on those words.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
That was let's see six on the one seven seven cabinet. Alright,
did all right, Noah, we could use some points. Let's
see what we can do range. We're still on the
sports words tablets.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Oh I don't look like one.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yeah, no, oh, okay, good, all right, I'm just slid. Noah,
are you ready, buddy, Yes, sir, okay, start the clock now,
these guys do your taxes H and R accountant. No,
you do this in football on the line. Yeah, all right,
(29:43):
let's go. This is another word for the basket and basketball.
Put one through the no, put one through the Yeah,
uh huh, all right. You have nine of these in baseball? Yes,
uh huh, all right, this is what you bowled.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Try to not down.
Speaker 8 (30:02):
Pin.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Yeah, uh uh yeah, uhh yeah, I heard myself. Four
four an eight score for Noah? Whoa rd Kevin and
all Kevin and Tator one will tie, two will win.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
It's laying right there for you. Ready to go.
Speaker 7 (30:23):
Another name for table tennis and shied up.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
This is like a one man boat. It's not a canoe,
but you can do a c one or you can
do it.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
On them diyak Moore.
Speaker 9 (30:38):
The wind and one.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Roll was good work, Kevin.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
You've got the big old Lord Tiger's prize pack. Noah,
we came up a little short, buddy, but you can
try again and time. Enjoygia, Oh man, y'alls something somebody there,
old jacket, Good morning, big show's on a radio. All right,
our repace? Is he running out of request yet? We're
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not on hers a loud wore.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
But yeah, that was the bottom of the post.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
I got him an I ain't hating yet our appreciate
you appreciate it.
Speaker 16 (31:16):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
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Speaker 9 (32:02):
In the mountains.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Second, as a compliment, of course, I did some undergraduate
work in Tabalasian State University.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah, I was under this graduates.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Wow, she won. She's still my wife, like forty five
years later.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Mayn't know how you look at it.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
I extended laurel and hardy hand.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
She probably hates the laurel. Oh anyway, are we appreciate
you bought it?
Speaker 9 (32:31):
And here we go.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
It's time for the grumpy old man.
Speaker 11 (32:39):
Poopy poopery. I'm old and I hate doctors. In my day,
we didn't have any Harvard trained Mayo clinic intern Malpractice
protected BMW driving, nurse chasing pill popping saw bones on
every street corner. We had a crazy old agent medicine
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man named Lazy Lifty Lebau. He wasn't really lazy, He
just got into some bad moonshine and showed his own
feet off. And now he can't get around with beans.
And his left hand was a big shiny hook. Your
folks told you he lost it to a gator, but
the truth was he just liked how it looked. And
(33:23):
when you got sick, your folks would take into his
smelly little cabin in the woods and they'd leave you there.
You knew you were in trouble when you saw the
magazines in his waiting room Man Love Monthly.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
And Boys Life.
Speaker 11 (33:40):
No matter what was wrong with you, he'd insist there
was trouble with your man parts. And before he latched
onto you, he'd fumble with a rosin bag like he
was planting a pitch and no hitter, and you didn't
dare make a run for it, because you didn't want
to end up getting hung up on that hook. And
God like a trout or singing soprano and the Hillbilly
(34:03):
boys choir. And when he told you the only thing
that would cure you was a good sweat, so we'd
start a big fire in a fireplace and make it
dance around buck naked for hours on in and if
you got better, it was a miracle. And if you didn't,
you never told your parents, because you'd rather have died
than make another office visit to doctor Pickle Twister.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Indeed, Jimminy Wiggle Pickle Tickle too.
Speaker 11 (34:31):
Look at me, I'm a human hillbilly hand puppet with
powder all over my twigs and berries.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
We live in the age of enlightenment, and we liked
it that way.
Speaker 11 (34:43):
We loved it, and we didn't have no magic cure.
All over the counter Tampa proof candy coated two zillion
milligram tablets.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
We didn't know what a pill was. We were so
big ignorant.
Speaker 11 (34:58):
We blamed all of our on evil spirits and the
bad habits of famous people. You got a migraine headache,
you'd blame the devil himself for filling your good with
impure thoughts about missus Culling Farmer, the hot young preacher's
wife that was wearing that low cut swimming costume you
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saw her wearing. So you'd purged those demons the only
way you knew how, With pain you'd summon the courage
to spit in the face of one of the smelly
mcgauca twins and then stand there and take it while
they punched you in the skull of your brains were
goop it out of your ears, and you were speaking gibberish,
and when you finally screamed the name of the Lord
of Mercy, you'd be cured.
Speaker 9 (35:40):
You'd be a.
Speaker 11 (35:41):
Puddn't eaten vegetable from then on, but you'd be evil
spirit free forever. And if you'd get the squirts, you'd
blame Clark Gable for playing back door blackjack with Danny
Kaye and all the rest of that stuff you read
in those hollyweird confidential dimes you found in Gimpy Gordy
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humphreys outhouse. There weren't no cure, but at least you
had some of the curse while you were trapped in
the crapper with your guts and knots.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
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Speaker 11 (36:12):
Look at me, I'm a big dopey, brain dead bubber
locked in the porter pooper with visions a Humphrey bogd
playing pants pirates with Randolph Scott It's a wonderful life
at last. I've kicked the oxygen habit. Open up those
pearly gates. Here comes another dumb an.
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We loved it. Ah, blippery Blue, I hate doc. Good morning,
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