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Speaker 1 (00:20):
Good morning. That's Big Show on the radio, running through
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Our contestant is justin out of Valley Grove, West Virginia.
Good morning, justin.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Hey, you are barny with our blonde? Don't Taylor over here.
We're gonna ask her some questions. You get to agree
or disagree, Get two bells before two buzzers, and you win,
Big o ls tractor friest Pike, Right buddy, alright? Will
I jump in here, Tayler catch no fair? Looking at Jackie.
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Which NBA superstar entered the league with the nickname Round
Mound of Rebound?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Would that be Kareem of Wheat?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
That's when Buck Wheaton went went Muslim? Wasn't it changed
his name? That's right?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Ah, good work, Charles Barkley, Charles of Rebound.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
That says Charles Barkley, All right, justin agree or disagree?
I agreed, And how's the day to do? That's right.
Charles Barkley earned the nick name is a college player
in the NBA, average eleven point nine rebounds per game,
in the ranks nineteenth all time, of course, as one
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of my mind Jackie's favorites watching him on the believe
all right, Dan, and there's a buzzer for Justin, so
we I mean a bell for justinh thank you? Here
we go. Eighteen sixty, tatter was the year towns were
papered with ads. They read wanted young, skinny, wiry fellows
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not over eighteen, must be willing to risk death daily
orphans preferred. What was the job he did?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
He's on your eyes?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
What too soon? Wiry fellows?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
They needed them for bull riders.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Eighteen sixty, those wiry little last four for bull riders, justin?
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Disagree?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
And that was the thing to do for the way.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
That's right there about it?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Do you have any idea what it was? Justin? D
you do? Can you repeat it? Question? We're gonna take
the glimmer off your wind Tony Express riders, Mail cars,
Express Riders. Yeah, man, it was it was toun black
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they're traversing our wild country. All right, justin look at
your buddy LS tractor price back, head up to Valley
Grove for you man.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
Man.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
All right, buddy, all right, we're going out. So you
knew well, we're gonna say in.
Speaker 8 (04:00):
Keep.
Speaker 9 (04:30):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 10 (04:46):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Viva
Las Vegas. As our story opens, hard working union guy
Tony Morony is in Las Vegas for a convention. After
a long, boring day of seminars, he heads out to
catch a little bit of the action you can only
get legally in the state of Nevada.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Hi, welcome to the Chicken Shack.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Hey, how you doing.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
My name's Tony.
Speaker 11 (05:13):
I'm a UPS manager down here for convention overseass but
right now I'm interested in a little, shall we say,
unconventional entertainment.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
If you get my.
Speaker 12 (05:22):
Drift, well you've come to the right place.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Honey, twenty girls, no waiting sounds good? Listen? Is there
is this a union shop?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
You got here?
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Because you know I'm a lifelong living myself, as I
just been.
Speaker 11 (05:34):
There's some stuff I like to participate, you know, patronized
union establishments.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Whenever possible, there.
Speaker 11 (05:40):
Show my support for the brotherhood, or in this case,
it'd be the sister Hood if you own me sister.
Speaker 12 (05:46):
Sorry, honey, we're a non union business.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Jeez, that's too bad. Listen. You don't know if any
union houses in the area, would you?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Well, there's a Buckaroo Roadhouse about two miles down the highway.
Speaker 12 (05:59):
I'm not sure if they're though.
Speaker 7 (06:01):
A few minutes later, Tony arrives at the Bukaroo Roadhouse.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Howdy Slim, what can I do for you?
Speaker 13 (06:11):
Hey?
Speaker 11 (06:13):
How you doing names, Tony? I'm looking for a little action.
I don't mean to come with chips and cards. You
get back drifts. Yeah, you're a Texas little thing.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah yeah, well come on in here, you buddy, this
is the place for you.
Speaker 11 (06:24):
Oh no, no, before we go any further, are you
guys at union shop here?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
No, but don't worry. We definitely believe in taking good
care of our girls.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (06:31):
Well, uh, I'm ups managing from out of town. What
Let me ask you a question here. If I spend
one hundred bucks and as joint how would you split
up to take.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
The girl gets twenty and the house gets eighty.
Speaker 11 (06:43):
Whoa, Hey, Bukaroo Banzai you call that? You call that fair?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Oh, we don't have any complaints if that's what you mean.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Sorry, sweetheart, I can't be party to that kind of exploitation.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Exploitation. Hey, you do know you're in a brothel.
Speaker 11 (06:55):
Right, I said, ma'am, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to
take my bus elsewhere.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Are there any other joints like this in the area.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Well, there's the House of Blonds about two miles down
the road.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
Tony arrives at the House of Blonds and walks inside.
Speaker 11 (07:12):
Hey, anybody in here, good evening.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Ah?
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Is this the House of Blonds?
Speaker 12 (07:26):
Yep?
Speaker 6 (07:27):
Twenty girls, all shape sizes, right through that door. Aah. Listen, Bob,
It just threw me seeing an old man running a
joint like this. You know you don't use to see that.
The regular Mathem's sick today. I'm just filling in. I'm
hugging up. You're Huggy dub yep. Ah, Well, nice to
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meet you, Huggy Dub Bye.
Speaker 11 (07:49):
Before we go any further, let me ask you a
question here, Bob, are you guys union here?
Speaker 10 (07:53):
You are we're members of the Pleasure Workers Local number
ten sixty nine.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
I'm a UPS manager.
Speaker 11 (08:01):
So if I spend one hundred bunchs in this joint,
Huggy Dub, what would the cut be?
Speaker 12 (08:06):
Well, the girls get eighty, the house gets twenty.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
Now we're talking. Hey, I'd like to party with that
little wayman.
Speaker 11 (08:11):
Let me see here here Huggy Dub had a little hot
down at twenty one.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
I'm over there on the couch. Just a second, FLOSSI
come out here.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
You got a customer, had the strangers in town for
the convention?
Speaker 6 (08:22):
Yo, yo, yo, Huggy Dub, Huggy Dub, come here, my man,
my man, come here. I bet you do.
Speaker 11 (08:26):
But flug shot up now listen, what's the deal? I mean,
she must be sixty years old, and look see I
poned I wanted a little blonde over there on the couch.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yeah, I bet you do.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
But Floss has got here her seniority.
Speaker 7 (08:47):
Although we don't think it's possible at this point.
Speaker 10 (08:50):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boyne Billy Playhouse. Tune in
again next time when we'll hear Huggy Dub see.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
You got a problem with that?
Speaker 6 (09:03):
Okay, Hey, hucky dump me and you're in the bathroom.
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It's a very complicated subject, but lucky for you, there's
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You have two cows, You milk the cows, sell the milk,
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The government takes one of your cows away from you
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Speaker 6 (11:47):
All the milk. If you complain, a kid with a
weird haircut poisons you to death at the airport.
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There are different kinds of capitalism too, like capitalism in Italy.
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That's where you have two cows.
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The government shoots one who milks the other one and
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You have two cows. You go out and block the
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Everybody puts a picture of a sad cow at the
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nobody really does anything about all the goats hanging around
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You have two cows, You have a bunch of six
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from you. If anybody starts asking questions about all the
six year old kids, you have him shot.
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And the very latest kind.
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Of capitalism is California capitalism. You come up with a
new iPhone app that milks cows. You borrow money from
a rich guy and buy two cows. One of them
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he identifies as a cow, so you make all the
cows and horses use the same stalls. You really don't
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get a whole lot of milking done, but everybody seems
really happy that horses can.
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Be cows too. Well.
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It is time for our man Tom Sorens in his
world of sports. He joins us every Friday this time
of course, all through the NFL season, he will pick
every game starting well, I guess be the end August,
first of September. Hunt, Tom, be here.
Speaker 15 (17:30):
Before we know it, it is coming up, it's getting
a schedule came out Wednesday, and it makes it real
just seeing those teams and when they're playing and betting
betting lines are already out, and.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
So just just jump in right quick about the NFL
is rookie camp Ben ye Tom.
Speaker 8 (17:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (17:53):
For some teams that wrapped up last week, and for
some teams wrapped up earlier this week, but they're finished
and really the next time we're going to see everybody
is at the end of July and July twenty nine,
and if you're keeping score, that is in seventy four days.
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That's it.
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So the two hundred and seventy two game NFL schedule
release Wednesday at eight pm. That's even a big deal
with the NFL. See who we're gonna play like, you know,
for the next year.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
That's crazy.
Speaker 15 (18:26):
Yeah, only only that's the only sport that can get
away with that and have it televised by two networks.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
That's it. Okay, So let's hit baseball right quick, Baseball News,
it looks like we have a couple of Eligi bitter tea.
These deals ended in the Hall of Fame. I'm not
much of a baseball guy. Tom, explain that to us,
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Like when you die, you can get in the Hall
of Fame for baseball.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
Now.
Speaker 15 (18:58):
Yeah, Pete Rose and Shoeless Joe Jackson were banned for life.
Been since they're dead, they're not banned anymore.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
That makes sense.
Speaker 15 (19:07):
So I guess I tell you, though, man Rose, you
go in any baseball locker room, it says don't gamble
and Rose when you manage Cincinnati bet on his own team,
and it makes you wonder, well, how come you bet
at him all the time? Did he know something when
he did not bet on his own team?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
So, all right, so he's in shoeless Joe Jackson like
it's just like nineteen fifteen or something. I guess they
just said, all right, we're gonna let Rose in. Let's
let shoeless Joe in there as well as he was
actually taking bribes if he did.
Speaker 15 (19:40):
And there's so much controversy about that nineteen nineteen, but
that was before my time.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Yeah, I was all right, good, I was as well,
keep an eye on that. The Uh, well, let's hold
off on the golf. Let's go to basketball, another professional
sport in our home city. Tom. That looks like we're
just jinks from the Charlotte Hornets side of things. How
in the world can two teams who ain't even supposed
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to be in the top four jump ahead of the
Charlotte Hornets. Ooh, it just so happens. They're the three
like biggest TV markets that the NBA loves, They gonna
get the biggest stars. And here we sitting with a
finger up our nose, Michael Jordan selling out making another
couple billion and going calling some games on TV. I
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about had it.
Speaker 15 (20:30):
As bad as a Hornets are with basketballs, they're worse
with golf balls, which is her pinkball balls.
Speaker 8 (20:36):
Which is what they used during the lottery.
Speaker 15 (20:38):
And they like the Hornets because they can just keep
the same ball every year since they never make the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
So why you say, Tom, you inside you know what's
going on? Is it fixed to the NBA? Can they
do something to make sure that we stayed meeting ocre
for the rest of our lives?
Speaker 8 (20:58):
One year they let me out there.
Speaker 15 (21:00):
There were different media guys every year, and I saw it,
and they could have fixed it right in front of me.
Speaker 8 (21:04):
How would you know. I don't think it's fixed. I don't.
Speaker 15 (21:08):
I just think the Hornets are jinxed. I don't know
why they're jinks, but I believe in jinxes. And if
you watch me watch a football game on which I
have money, you would realize that. I just think that
the Hornets are jinxed, and they're one of the reasons
they're jinks because they keep making stupid draft picks.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
So we had a fourteen percent chance, the highest with Washington,
and you taw to get that first pick Dallas who
jumped in front. I was had a one point eight
percent chance you like to test, Oh, well, I.
Speaker 15 (21:44):
Had the smallest. That was they jumped ten spots. I
mean they jumped ahead of nine teams that were more deserving.
And that's the biggest jump in NBA history.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Wow, I did not know that so well. The first pick,
we were hoping we could get Duke Star Cooper fly
keep them in our state. But that ain't gonna happen now,
I don't guess.
Speaker 15 (22:08):
Now here replace Donsion down in Dallas. They trade him,
and fans are forlorn and sad, and now they're happy.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Again, all right there. The PGA Championship, a major championship,
is in Charlotte, North Carolina, this weekend. Quell Hollow.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
You go.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
You're gonna make it out for any of the action.
Speaker 8 (22:28):
Tom if somebody gives me a free ticket. Yeah.
Speaker 15 (22:31):
I've been to so many golf tournaments and the Master's
uh the one Charlotte every year, Pinehurst. And you can
tell they're in town though, because I don't live far
from the course, the cour side of the course, but
all the restaurants are full. And I used to have
one of the okay, cars in the parking lot.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
Not anymore.
Speaker 12 (22:51):
Man.
Speaker 15 (22:51):
The level of the craft has gone way way up.
So it's not only they take the spaces that make
you feel bad about what you drive.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Well, that'll be fun. I was just settle back and
don't how to worry about thunderstorms coming up in every
cliner and we'll watch us from golf over Quail Hollow. Right, Okay,
so we got there, We got the PGA Championship. Horner
is still stinking panthers. No, no, what we're gonna do there?
Speaker 8 (23:27):
I'm about the Kisa haulick.
Speaker 15 (23:31):
This guy's dresses up for Kansas City games and he
got busted for participating in eleven bank robberies and Bonnie
Clyde and the Chisa haulic. But he did once. He
did it on his way to a Kansas City game.
Now the guy dresses up as a gray wolf. So
can you imagine the cops coming in there to the
bank teller he was, did anything about the guy stand out?
Speaker 8 (23:54):
Yeah, he was dressed like a gray wolf.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
That is crazy, on his way till game out the bank.
And you said he did that even though he won
a bunch of money betting on the Chiefs.
Speaker 8 (24:09):
Yeah, he won one hundred grand.
Speaker 15 (24:10):
He made two huge bets when they were underdogs, like
preseason bets, and he collected one hundred grand. So I
don't know who his financial advisors.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Keeps you from making fun of me for getting excited
about that fourteen dollars. That's going to change my life.
Speaker 12 (24:27):
Doesn't.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
That's the heart thing about it. I hit the lottery,
you know, way back a while time ago when I
found this job. So yeah, I'm all right, So you know,
I just hate losing too bad. There's no way I
could bet that much.
Speaker 12 (24:39):
You're doing fine. I don't want to see you go
any more into it.
Speaker 8 (24:43):
Well, I hit the lottery because I know she's less thing.
When I met Miriam.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Oh boy boy, I got a pretty dang good idea
what's going on around here. But well, let's enjoy our weekend.
Speaker 8 (24:56):
Man.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
We gonna have a good summer. I just feel it.
Speaker 15 (25:00):
Two and you guys as always, thank you and it
really let's do that.
Speaker 8 (25:04):
Let's make a deal. Let's have a great weekend. All right.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
That's a player there, buddy, Thank you so much. All right,
there you go.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
Time.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Well, let's play our wordy word game now. Huh one
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I had everybody's head about the bad word.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
A worthy word. Let's meet our contestants. We got Martha
out of Van Noor, Tennessee. Good morning, Martha, Good morning.
Are you that' were awesome? Welcome? And we got Derek
in a rocket point, North Carolina. Good morning, Derek, john Way, Monny,
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you are welcome in here amongst John Boy and Tyter
and Martha. Tend to say in North Carolina, gonna play
a little wordy word. Let's mix the sexes up, y'all? Okay,
Tayler and Derek, John Boy and Martha. That's what ahead
in mind?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
All right, rain earthquake?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
I know, man, that was all. Did you feel that earthquake?
Martha was vn nor close to that south of Knoxville?
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Oh yes, yes, there's probably.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Maybe ten miles away.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Whoa, well, yeah, that was felt the lot. I'm they
were even here in Charlotte, you know felt it up.
Speaker 15 (27:10):
Well it's pretty big.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Well, well glad you're okay, Martha. Let's me and you
beat Derek and Tat. That'll make you feel better man.
So uh all right, Derek, you relax and let's see
what me and Martha can do here for round one.
All right, a potpourri of words, just random words we're
dealing with Martha. Okay, okay, so start the clock. Now,
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you're a girl, you wear a pretty what?
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Uh huh. Let's go fishing in the bass blank the
best boat on the what the water?
Speaker 11 (27:45):
Right?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yes? Uh huh oh, you get in the water, you
will get what not dry? But uh huh uh huh.
This is a a oak or a uh a one
thing that grows of the forest is full of of Okay,
you have to get your wow man.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
All right, what I do?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Let's dumbled all over? Got a four there? All right, Martha,
good work on you in baby. Let's see what Derek
and Tator can do. Derek, are you ready? I couldn't
name tree? Okay, Derek and Tator you'll might be old
ready ready, go.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
All right, you do a job. You make sure you
get the Yeah, no, okay, this is your You walk
on these.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
It's catchy you walk on them.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
No, no, no, they're they're.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Long, your whole long.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Yes, this means like grease.
Speaker 11 (28:47):
Grease is this it's u it's.
Speaker 8 (28:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
I don't know when it's icy out. It's very blank.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Tags you.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
I'm not making eye contact with you anymore.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Well, there's a three on the board, so it's four
to three. Martha over Derek. Anybody's game. One of us
here can pull our I know Martha. Here we go
for round two. Baby, are you ready?
Speaker 10 (29:18):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Okay, start the clock now. Halloween is blank or treat? Yeah,
uh huh rhymes with it? Just in the blank of time? Yeah,
rhymes with it. The opposite of thin is uh huh.
And math you blank and subtract, subtract or yes, uh huh.
(29:44):
A blanken arrow a weapon, a blanken arrow, yes, uh huh.
Speaker 14 (29:50):
Smoke smoke smoke that. Oh you didn't know, rayfer song.
That's all work.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Put five on the four nine score all right, ta
and Derek six will tie it and force overtime. Seven
will win Derek okay, all right, all right, well it's
the same word, starting the clock now.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Marborol is a kind yes, uh you you you blank
for money? You have your handout blank for money? You?
This is Jello makes this chocolate vanilla blank you this
This animal has a trunk open. The milky way is
(30:41):
what it's our word?
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Why?
Speaker 3 (30:44):
And orange has this outside?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
It's called a what time?
Speaker 5 (30:48):
I mean this person, I don't.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Know the house. You all got six force overtime? Wow,
I'm glad I didn't bet against you don't know that,
Tina and Derek.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
All right, all right, y'all, Jimmy Landy fifteen second overtime
to see if we can get a winner.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Okay, all right, Derek, you hang right there, Martha. Fifteen seconds.
Gonna go quick, baby, Let's see what we can do. Okay,
all right, okay, all right, brand new word, start the clock.
Speaker 6 (31:30):
Now.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
You're not the buyer, you are the seller. Uh huh.
When you jump off the high blank at the swimming pool,
the high yeah, uh huh. You are covered in this
out over your muscles, human beings. What, Yes, that's a
good deal. Martha put a three on the board in
(31:51):
the fifteen second overtime, and now it's Derek and Tator
for your fifteen seconds. Ready, Derek, Yeah, concentrate. Oh my girl,
there she is. It's a tough one. I mean it's
a tough one. Okay, ready go blank monoxide?
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Do you go and get a drink at this place?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Step up to the Yes, you blow these with gumble
O that sticks?
Speaker 6 (32:20):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Blank?
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Well?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Smell for the wind, victory laugh, crown here, it's.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Okay, I guess that.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Wait for your apologies. Got it, Martha, we lost in
the overtime. Baby, we want you to try again. I
want jagging to make that happen down the road. Okay,
all right, all right, I had to work man. Ah, y'all, Jackie,
(33:03):
figure it out. Hell, hook him up, hook him up.
But I'm gonna go over here and have another cup
of coffein good morning. I got the big show on
the radio by quest time. David Stephen's Stephens Stephens. It's
a weird way to spell that name in my head.
Speaker 12 (33:23):
S t E p's it right now.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
I just want to know everyone knows his name, Stevens. Stevens.
David all right, David follows on Facebook. David says think
he thinks it's time to hear Tim Wilson song Ricky
ted Wells. Mama, Well, David, we can do it for you, buddy,
(33:49):
coming up next. Good morning, it's a big showing the radio.
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Speaker 9 (34:26):
Ricky Tidwell was a great athlete. He was a big,
strong boy that was quick on his feet. In every
college in the country wanted Ricky on their line. But
wasn't the scouts come knocking on Ricky's door. They didn't
want to talk to young rick no more. When they
saw his mama, She's the one they wanted to sign.
(34:47):
She was a robe bone woman raised on the farm,
had bare bright tattooed on her forearm, Meaner and hell
and running forty and four point three. She gets qut
six hundred bench press by the hands down Me and
this homemaker alive got a scholarship playing linebacker in the
sec Rickey did Wells. Mama's gonna play football. Her real
(35:13):
names dars, but they gonna call her too tall. She's
got shoulders and a hind end four foot wide going
to college.
Speaker 6 (35:21):
On a full ride.
Speaker 9 (35:24):
Doris did Wells gonna play in the n see the
hubble ladies. She need to wash all her teammates uniforms,
tucked everybody in in the football dorm.
Speaker 5 (35:36):
Cook the game.
Speaker 9 (35:36):
Meles said the Lord's prayer. You're missing the drunk strap.
She's got a spear.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Crawl in the huddle and call all.
Speaker 9 (35:42):
The plays only one tough enough to go both ways.
Get a mouthful of mud, scarred up knees, cussing out
the coaches and the ripper. Rickey did Wells Mama's gonna
play football.
Speaker 5 (35:57):
Her old names dars.
Speaker 6 (35:58):
Everybody calls her to.
Speaker 9 (36:01):
They say she's a fine young man, but she's really not.
Ricky's mama was the master of the cheap shod and
all the triple option play.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
She could ruin your day.
Speaker 9 (36:15):
What the team and tackles in the league in sacks,
responsible for killing nine running backs. But the school's reputation
was destroyed. They accused Ricky's mama of steroids. Ricketed Wells
Mama's own probation, and now the college is under an investigation.
(36:37):
They wouldn't lead poor ricketed Wells mama alone, said she'd
been taking male hormones. Doris ted Wells, gonna be hell
in the field, ricketed Wells, Mama.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. You
like his car Childers for you own key words of
the big box Gilligan.
Speaker 7 (37:32):
And now it's storytelling with your host Carl Childers.
Speaker 5 (37:38):
M mister Bill Cox.
Speaker 13 (37:41):
He got me watching this channel called me TV. It's
got all them shows on it. I missed when I
was younger, on account we was either too poor to
have a TV. I was up there in the nervous hospital.
They wouldn't let us watch much TV in the nervous hospital.
Speaker 15 (37:57):
There.
Speaker 13 (37:58):
One day, this old boy, he's watching Green Acres, decided
to climb a telephone pole called Hooterville, fell down, broke.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
His neck, killed him.
Speaker 13 (38:09):
It all turned out, okay, noh, I got his room.
I've been watching. Somebody remind me a good bit of
the folks here at the big show. It's called Gilligan's Island.
I tell you about it if you want me to. Yeah, not,
I got some invasion of polling jokes. That big feller
give me Gilligan's Island, all right, well, Sir, Gilligan's Island bat.
(38:32):
These folks that went out there on a boat for
a three hour tour in the ocean, they got caught
in a storm, iron worshed up on it, a little
bit of island. They can't say em to get off of.
They try to escape on every show, but I get
worsed right back to it. It's like here every day
John Boy tried to escape back to farm, winds up
getting worsed right back here again. I reckon the seven
(38:54):
or eight weeks of vacation to light commercials. The fella
that're running the boat are name a skipper, I reckon
he eat a good bit like John Boy, regular old salt.
Speaker 5 (39:06):
He's a fella kind of runs a show there on island.
Speaker 13 (39:09):
Big Friendly waves his arms around a good bit when
he talks, looks like he's eating a plate or two
of biscuits, and mustard. Always got a damn gum hat
on his head and says dupe when you poke him
into Billy. And best of all, he got him a
little buddy, Skipper's little buddy, Gilligan, John boyd little Buddy,
(39:33):
and little Feller. Some folk calls him billy. I calls
him little Feller. There a lot of likes. Seems to
me they both good natured, get blame for a lot
of stuff. Ain't their fault? Stuck in the middle of
a pasta knuckleheads, both of them always saying something funny
or other. Different says, Little Feller means to say something funny.
(39:54):
Gilligan just ain't too smart. He good bit clumsy too.
Mister bill Cox said, if he's rain Sells wanted to
play a game, it'd have to be solitaire. I didn't
understand that part of it. They had a movie star
on the island there, Miss Ginger. She'd a party rascal,
(40:15):
whole lot partier in that big girl down the dollar store.
We ain't got no actors on the big show listening
to the playhouse, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 5 (40:24):
But they sure enough got.
Speaker 13 (40:25):
A star, Miss Jackie. She a lot liked Ginger, smoldering,
good looks way with men. Folk fake bosoms. Got a
few miles on her, Mister bill Cox says, more miles
in a retired greyhound bus.
Speaker 5 (40:45):
I can't tell if it's good or bad. I like
riding the bus.
Speaker 13 (40:51):
Every group of folks got a smart one in a
bunch on Gilligan's Island. The professor was that feller here
at the Big Show. We got mister Randy. He's a
lot liking professor, right, smart, good with gizmos and whatnot.
Snappy dresser, kind of funny. The professor can make a radio, water,
(41:11):
a seashell, and a coconut. Mister Bill Cox says, Randy
makes chicken saling on a chicken squad every day. I
like chicken saling. Marianne, what's the island's pretty little farm girl?
No bigger than a squirrel. The Big Show's got Miss Marcy.
She's bigger than a squirrel, for sure. Mister bill Cox says,
(41:31):
it looks like she's carrying two sack fulls of squirrels
under her sweater. Marianne and Miss Marcia a good bit
of like. They're both waiter and stick candy, wholesome and
all American. Don't know how a tractive they are. Everybody
else does. I like the way she talks.
Speaker 5 (41:54):
Down. There's mister and missus Howell.
Speaker 13 (41:55):
There there married folks, Richard, No King Midas has said,
pay a good bit older than the rest of folks
on the island. There they dress mice, got good manners,
fancy friends. They like to mention in the middle of
a conversation. Don't much care for common folk. Seems to
be around here, go to be old more recent to Rayford,
(42:19):
Which one's mister? Which one missus? I guess they can
draw strows.
Speaker 5 (42:24):
Come down to it.
Speaker 13 (42:26):
I like to show a good bit. I don't understand
all of it. But nobody cusses. Nobody gets blowed up
or shot every week. But if they were doing that
show today, I reckon it be a mind different. But
the way Gilligan plum messing up every chance they got
getting rescued, they wouldn't be too fur into it for
someone to.
Speaker 5 (42:45):
Be hollering, Wat's killed Gilligan?
Speaker 15 (42:47):
Fur?
Speaker 5 (42:47):
What's you killed? Gilligan?
Speaker 8 (42:48):
Fir?
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