May 30, 2025 • 45 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Ricky B. Sharpe has his “Outta My Way” song along with your other Friday Favs.. - The Not Ready for Drive Time Players take on a new script entitled “A More Perfect Union”.. - John Boy gives away some more of his wonderful things.. - Tom Sorensen dives into a disappointing week in sports and looks ahead to the weekend.. - and our final task for the day - a call over to Red Hot Talent for an update from Murray…
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good morning. Now, it's a big show. All of us
pulling together this Friday morning feature track for the Big Show.
Big boxerrig Martin Sherman's married names, funny stuff, keywords, married names.
Hither little Big box at the Big Shows, Dot coming out.
(00:44):
It's time to beat the blonde. Let's get a contestant.
It's big Mic from Trenton, Tennessee. Good morning, big Mic.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Do hod, what's up round the money?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Let's do let's do it. Know what to do. We'll
try to get you two bells before two buzzers for
the prize. But get on Tator's wave length here, let's
tune her in Big money. Yes, well, the Treasury Department
will soon stop producing pennies, and that means the US
(01:24):
will no longer make a coin that has a person
on it doing this.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (01:34):
Telling Donald Trump is number one?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I don't know that on the coin is one of
some of those left over Biden when they weren't selling pardons.
Speaker 7 (01:47):
Yeah, you know, I'm going to see I'm going to
say that no longer we'll have a person, you know,
sporting a beard, sporting a beard because oh no, yeah,
he Blincoln on that penny Mike, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (02:09):
Agree?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
No, no, facing right, facing right. Penn is the only
us going with the person facings right.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Everybody else faces left?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Huh no?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Or I just know if they were like a head on,
head on something head on?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, what George you doing on the dollar? He looking
at you?
Speaker 7 (02:29):
Sure?
Speaker 8 (02:30):
All right?
Speaker 9 (02:30):
So?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Uh they my dog on and there's a buzzer. All right,
let's say we get the bell here, Tater. We all
learned pretty early on that making the sound means to
be quiet, except in Germany, where it means something different.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
What does it involve? A creek and a lack of paddles?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Remember that show that looked like a German word for
that creek? Isn't it? Wow? You're you're deep? After all?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
That means to hurry up, hurry up.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
It means to hurry up. Yes, agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (03:16):
Let's go with agree, Yeah it go?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
It means hurry up, yeah, Tait. Of course, world travelers.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Might have heard that a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
There we go, full count. Then we got a true
or false? Well, true or false. About ninety percent of
time capsules are never recovered that it's true. Woo, it's
whoam it is? Ninety percent of time, capsules are never recovered.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Because the people forgot where they were.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
That's true. With an explanation. Even Big Mike agreed this agreed.
Speaker 8 (04:02):
Uh, I agree that, buddy.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Let's ain't big Jack. You hook you up? Buddy, glad
you won n good shout out of course you can.
Speaker 8 (04:27):
I got a friend that.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I work with, Travis Walters. I worked with him at
the Hardam against the County, and I want to say
bye to him. Been a good time working with him.
All right, Big Mike, We'll appreciate you boys, and uh
have a good rest of your day. And you hang on. Jack,
you hook you up right now, Thank you, buddy, Thank boy.
(04:48):
All right, man, maybe I'll get Jack the ass Big Mike.
He said he was saying goodbye to somebody worked with.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Travis Walters. He was he's retiring.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Oh good, I was. I was afraid he might be
getting fired. And he found out about it by listening
to Big Mica on his way to world or I
thought he might have been on the way to awake.
He was nervous, but I was nervous. Drats happy retirement.
To try to appreciate y'all boys. This is the award
(05:49):
winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's number
one exports.
Speaker 10 (06:02):
At all rat High count and Incorporated.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Hey is this Murray? No, this is you're answering your
own phone.
Speaker 10 (06:09):
Well, no, actually, today I'm answering Seal's phone.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
What in the wide world?
Speaker 10 (06:14):
Well, this new consulting company just moved in next door,
and that's kind of a good will thing. They offered
everybody here in the building a free one week business analysis.
That's where they take a look at how you do
things around the office. And didn't they tell you how
to make your place run better?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
And they decided your place would run better if Seal
was in charge and you were at the front desk.
Speaker 10 (06:34):
No, no, no, we're still in the evaluation phase, babe.
This is what they call job swap day. Everybody in
the office does somebody else's job for the day so
we can all understand how things work. And so today
I'm answering the phone.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Ah, and Seal is smoothing clients and making big money deals.
Speaker 10 (06:51):
No, actually, she's doing what I normally do.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Smoothing and making deals. That's not your job.
Speaker 10 (06:57):
Well, sure it is, but it's not what I normally.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Doll What do you normally do.
Speaker 10 (07:02):
Well, let's just check the old date book. Let's see
seven thirty Uncle Wacky's Cartoon Funhouse. Then pop in next
door at the Donut Hut from eight to nine thirty.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Eight to nine thirty takes an hour and a half
eight breakfast.
Speaker 10 (07:15):
Hey, I do other things while I'm eating. Okay. In
the business world, see, we call that multi tech. It's
not just sitting around reading the comics in the sports page.
An agent has to stay on top of the very
latest trends in the world of entertainment, which means I
also read the purple section of USA Today. And then
at nine thirty, I'm back at my dad catch the
(07:36):
second half of Sports Center, then flip over the Cartoon
Network for the morning movie.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Wow, I'm impressed you actually wait till ten o'clock to
flip over the Cartoon Network.
Speaker 10 (07:45):
Have you seen their early morning schedule? Baby Looney Tunes? Please? Anyway,
where was I?
Speaker 7 (07:52):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (07:52):
Yeah, eleven thirty return phone call? How about that?
Speaker 11 (07:56):
Huh?
Speaker 10 (07:56):
Eleven thirty three, loads some new songs on the iPod
and knowing it's time for lunch.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Wow, it sounds like a full day.
Speaker 10 (08:03):
Hey, and that's only the first half of it. Hey,
by two o'clock, I'm right back at my desk flavoring
over a hot PlayStation. Two. Jimbo, sometimes I don't get
out of here till three thirty or four o'clock.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I don't know how you do it.
Speaker 10 (08:16):
That's what I'm talking about. Lucille de Pesto is about
to get a crash course in the modern world of
modern American business.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Speaking of wits, can't we speak to the boss lady
herself one moment.
Speaker 10 (08:27):
I'll have to see if she's tied up.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Okay, hey, wait a minute. You told us she's watching
Uncle Wacky.
Speaker 10 (08:32):
You told us that, man, Oh that's right, hold on,
I'll pay you. Hey, line two, it's I'm sorry. Who's calling?
Speaker 12 (08:41):
Please?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Is John Boyd and Billy your biggest clients, in fact,
your only clients. After hearing what you do all day,
I'm not surprised.
Speaker 10 (08:49):
Oh yeah, yeah, right, sel it's a Jimbo and Bobby Hope. Please,
she'll be right with you.
Speaker 11 (08:57):
Hello, Jimbo, we're here.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
You're large. And then Jorge today.
Speaker 11 (09:03):
Yeah, buddy, And it's been a real eye opener. I'll
tell you that. Just when I talk to that business
consultant guy, there's gonna be some big changes around here,
like this ninety minute breakfast thing for starters. That's just crazy,
that's what we thought. Yeah, an idiot knows. If you
stay up the Donut Hut till nine thirty, you missed
the first half of Regis and Kelly Nuts. No wonder
(09:26):
the space is falling apart. We are to move breakfast
back to seven thirty. See, I mean, Uncle Jacky haven't
had a fresh idea in years. Always the same old thing.
Cartoon interview a kid, cartoon interview a kid. Get some
new material, will Wow?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I say you're gonna run a tight ship.
Speaker 11 (09:44):
You got that right? Oh, which reminds me we need
to talk business for just a second. Jim Bow, I
have got something in front of me right now. You
would be perfect for him. I want you to be
in on it. Correction you question. I need for you
to be in on this. Wow, it's a big money deal,
too big money?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Huh? How big?
Speaker 11 (10:04):
Well is ten thousand dollars? Big?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah? That is pretty big?
Speaker 11 (10:09):
So you think you'd be interested?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Well, sure, well, what is it?
Speaker 11 (10:12):
Well? The company MasterCard bill is ninety days past due.
I need you tole me ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
I should have known.
Speaker 11 (10:19):
Hey, you haven't regretted, babe. Let's do the lunch thing
later and talk it off. Have your machine call my machine.
Oh and remember, you don't have to be rich to
be it. Don't have to be cool to room over.
Hein not particular, Just don't. That's the time and kiss.
(10:44):
Get coming out to Bobby. That's Billy and Jimmy.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
What call me John?
Speaker 13 (10:50):
Bolla and Billy jobs are funny. There are no hard
fast roles on making it to the top, but a
pretty good roll of thumb is. If you make at
age thirty five and you're op still involves wearing a
name tank, you've probably made a serious vocation.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Where somewhere along the line morning Radio done right, Good
(11:35):
morning is to make sure on the radio week only
about twenty minutes away, my man Tom Soarson, all Things Sports,
the former Charlotte Observer, the director on.
Speaker 11 (11:50):
The All Time Man. I found out, well, i'll.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Tell you all later. It was pretty cool about it, Sarson,
Rusty Wallace, and the other guy who was covering motors
in the player out time. I have to look up
his name, Ron Green. No, no, no, no, this says
a guy I don't know you would know his name. Hey,
tuck Dale Earnhardt. And they were going out though when
they were babbling for the championship eighty nine. So that's
(12:15):
a whole deal with a big show right in the
middle of that whole thing there. That's so cool anyway,
So remind me not tiere Soren something about that right now,
right right now? Okay? Good? Here is is Marmon Webster? Yo?
What's up? How y'all doing? Hey?
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Man, my mama called me Thursday night talking about Marvin.
I'm just calling because you ain't been over to see
me in a while. I said, I know, Mama, I've
been mean to get over there.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
I've been kind of busy at work. It just kind
of fall through the crack, you know how it is.
She said, where you better be glad you ain't fall
through the crack when I was bringing you up. You
might have turned into a crack head. I always lay
that guilt on you. I said, I'll tell you what, Mama,
I'm sorry. I get over there this weekend sometime, I promise.
She said, bunch of your kin folk coming over on
(13:05):
Saturday morning. When you come see them, I say, okay,
well that's perfect. What time aver I gonna get there?
She said, I don't know long about the six fifteen.
I'm like six fifteen. Hold up, you ain't trying to
trick me into work in one of them Webster family
yard sales. He said, well, yeah, we have a little
thing over here. We need some help.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
We could use some.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Stuff to put in it too. You got any old
clothes of furniture that you're tired of? I said, yeah,
I got a lot of stuff I'm tired of. Unfortunately
I'm either wearing it or sitting on it right now.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Do you know how this is your family? Privately?
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Like this, all kinds of sisters and aunts and cousins.
One of them always fixing to have a yard sale.
And don't ask me why cause they ain't never got
no good stuff to put in it. Last time my
sister had a yard sell, here's what she put out
in the front yard. It was a bean bag chair,
had a big old hole in the side of it,
and a set of hot curlers. The one't been sitting
(14:03):
on the back of her commode since about nineteen seventy five,
you know what I mean, lid all melted on one end,
about half the curlers going out of it. And they
always be like a big box of huge socks and
women's drawls they trying to sell, and three DOUBLEA batteries
and half a pack of cigarette. My family put stuff
in the yard cell looked like they was taking it
(14:25):
to the curb to throw it away, and only got
halfway down the driveway, you know. And they're always trying
to get the men in the family to come over
and help out, like there's all kind of heavy lifting
to do or something. My uncle Ray is the only one.
He's always in. He would show up every time and
he would stay all day long. See, Ray is one
of them dudes. He thinks the family is just one
(14:45):
good yard sail away from hitting it. Bridg everybody going retire,
you know, he got to get.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
In the game. Marvin.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
It's all about the Benjamin's. I'm like, Benjamin, who have
you seen what they're selling out here? I'll be lucky
if you see Abraham Lincoln in the day's overwhere. I
don't know how Ray thinks he gonna get rich anyway.
What money they do make, they always give away. Or
this money ain't for me, we gonna give it to
the church building fund. Oh they don't like to hear that.
(15:15):
Don't tell me about no building fund. Y'all been going
that church for sixty five years. They ain't change nothing
but the light bulls. I mean it ain't, no doubt.
A Webster family yard sell is a painful way to
spend the day.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
So when Mama call me on Thursday, I said, look.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
Here, Mama, you know I love you, right, I'll come
stay the whole day with you on Sunday. Just please
don't make me work the yard. Says you wanna make
some money for the church. Fine, I'll bring my check
book with me. Whatever you make on the yard sale,
I'll match it. No, no, no, wait, I'll double it.
Mama says, you own, baby boy. So, as it turned out,
(15:54):
I got out of Saturday, went to see Mama on Sunday,
wrote a check so she could double up on the
church building fun. It was the best twelve dollars I
ever spent in my life, y'all think about it. I'm
Marvin with.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yet morning. A big show is on your radio.
Speaker 14 (16:11):
I'll tell you I've never seen anything like it in
my life.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
The sun's belly up, there's full everywhere, flying through the
air and blights and bulls and hands.
Speaker 15 (16:18):
People eat them with their fingers, their feet, other people's feet.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 15 (16:22):
And oh with the spreads, you can't imagine ribs and
chicken and biscuits and whole pigs and a great big sticky.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
That's what it's like at the Junt Boyard Bully Pig Show.
It's a buffet from start to finish. There should be
a cover charge. I'll tell you. The only thing missing napkins.
I guess that's what your shirt is for. You fainted
like cleaning bill over my head. You gonna eat that.
(17:16):
It is a wonderful thing give away time. Number one
hundred and forty four is a challenge going from the
fifty four combat fifty four Combat Communication Squadron meet Communicate
two and building up like fire base there that fifty
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four Combat Communication Squadron. Try to get that fifty four
Combat Communication Squadron Robin's Air Force Base out in Georgia. Okay,
Now the wind is from Daphney, Alabama. Ranson, we go, Danny.
(18:06):
Now you're gonna get that in the mail this afternoon,
all right, And now wonderful thing Number one hundred and
forty five. Oh another picture back through the speedway. Children's
charities was raising money for them. We had the shopping
car me set in the world record of Bristol Motor Speedway,
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the Food City Shamba Guard. Now we have a former
Big Show staff Claire b Lang. You might remember her
the last year so she'd been working on satellite radio
f Nascar. All right, we gave her her start in
the show business radio. She was pr chair Winds when
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we right before we got her in and up theref
and then had her make a bent and she lost
and dressed up in a cheerleading out Fitz. Yes, Yeah,
welcome the autographed by John Boy and Billy. You can
see the picture. Get your name with that for it
and we will give it away one week from right now,
(19:13):
all right, Tom Sawrenson. Up next, Big Show rolls on
Good Morning. Big Show's on the radio. Coming up. We
played the last rounds wordy word for the week for
one hundred twenty dollars worth of bull snot cleaning products
made in the USA. Craig on the banner found out
all about it a Big Show dot com And here
is I'm man mister Sorenson. Good morning, Tom, Good morning.
(19:37):
How are you. It's just awesome, body awesome. We got
to talk a little bit before we went on the
air this morning. I got some old, uh some articles
of Tom back in the day from the Charlotte Observer
when he was sporting his mustache. Oh yeah, you're gonna
enjoy that. We'll bring him next week.
Speaker 12 (19:54):
You're not gonna enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Well, we know you won't enjoy it. About that, awesome buddy,
We're gonna have to like spend some time just covering
that whole deal. What we were talking about NASCAR back
in the day, Rusty Wallace, Dale, Earn Hart, you and
us going out as we'll do that. Well first time.
Let's get you going this morning. You say every major
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league city has a man or woman or a family
who brought the professional sports to that town. I think
that's pretty true statement.
Speaker 12 (20:26):
Yeah, And for us here in Charlotte, it was George
shann and he was considered a long shot to get
an NBA team, but he did and they came in
eighty eight, and there was a lot of intrigue, a
lot of stuff that georch should had done. I ripped
him harder than I've ever ripped anybody who wouldn't talk
to me. I wouldn't talk about talked to him, but
he won't talk back. And then he left town and
(20:50):
ran into me a reunion Hornets reunion and it's like
we're friends, you know, you forget about the old stuff.
We're laughing. And he was in town the other day
and they picked a couple of reporters to interview.
Speaker 16 (21:01):
Morning.
Speaker 12 (21:01):
Them was me, George is eighty four man, he's got
long hair. Now he's got a beard. He said, Tom,
if I worked for myself back in the late eighties,
I would have fired my She could not have long
hair or beard. And he just he was talking about
the old stories, talked about del Curry, talked about Muggies.
Muggys was there, and it was so much fun because
(21:24):
the team only gets to be new once and we
will never have it, not with the NFL and not
with anything that happens like we had it with the
Hornets in the late eighties.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I like you said, you asked Georgia's wife, Megan, who
was not eighty four years old, where they met. What
does she say?
Speaker 12 (21:44):
She said, She said it like you would say at
the grocery store. She said, oh, on George's yacht. And
I was saying that if a woman met me, she
would say, Oh, it's circle ca.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
A lot more of your personality. You have to work.
It's all right, jo, I said, you go and check
on the NFL. What's happening with the NFL right now?
Speaker 12 (22:12):
Yeah, they're doing the optional team workouts. They go on
for ten days off and on, and then they have
a mini camp which is three days and then nothing
until training camp. But what's funny to me is, no
matter what teams do, the odds are pretty much the same.
You know, the Super Bowl favorites right now are Philly
and Buffalo, and then Baltimore and Case, Detroit, Rams and
(22:37):
San Francisco, Washington, Cincinnati, Green Bay. But if you're here
in the South, and a lot of listeners are, if
you look at the NFC South, the odds makers are
not on our sides. Tampa Bay is todd with Denver
for fourteenth, Atlanta is nineteenth, Carolina is twenty seventh, and
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bringing in the last place New Orleans Saints. And here's
a neat statistic. I think Buffalo is favored in every
game they play this season.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Wow, how about that?
Speaker 12 (23:11):
And they're the only ones, and that's happened twenty three
times since nineteen seventy eight. I don't know why I
looked it up, but I did. But I'll tell you
this season is about Buffalo because they're also going to
be the stars of a Hard Knocks, which you and
I watch every week.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Absolutely all right, Hard Knocks and Buffalo. Oh man, that
is something. Okay. I keep an eye on that bed
lines and they won't change for a while. What about
the best quote about Aaron Rodgers. Tommy got anything Aaron
for us this morning?
Speaker 12 (23:41):
I always do. Yeah, Terry Bradshaw was great. He said
the whole thing, the courtship non courtship between the Pittsburgh
Steelers and Rogers is a joke. And he said Aaron
Rodgers needs to stay in California, chew on Bark and
listen to the gods out there.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Bradshaw THO sound like he's a fan.
Speaker 14 (24:05):
He's not.
Speaker 12 (24:06):
I love to stay out there and chew on Bark.
I mean that is that is a good lot.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Okay. So lastly, you know how when you're watch an
NBA game in LA or New York, you're looking at
all all the stars. I was thinking the same thing
about that all of them the same one show up
for the New York Knicks games I'll.
Speaker 12 (24:27):
Do, and they look at their phones. I mean there's
stuff going on right in front of them, and they're thinking, Hey,
I wonder what sport this is, So they get on
their phones to check. But Indianapolis did not like that.
So they decided to fight back, and they got their
celebrities and they they had to work a little bit,
but they got Triple h the wrestler. They got John Mellencamp,
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they got Jermaine O'Neal used to play for Indianapolis. They
got Jelly Roll. I kind of like in the Singer
and Rapper, I was looking for Larry bird Man because
who says Indiana more than Larry bird And for whatever reason,
Berg was not there.
Speaker 16 (25:02):
All right.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Also, well, thank you for keeping the eye on that
in the bleacher's time. We appreciate you, buddy. Hope you
have a great weekend and we'll catch up next week.
Speaker 12 (25:11):
I see ready next week. Everybody have a great weekend, and.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Thank you, Thank you. Buddy. Let's play worthy word. We're
ready one eight hundred big show. You told free Line
We'll get a couple contestants and play next good Friday morning,
(25:49):
and Big Jon's on a radio Beason driving the Big Show.
Ben Boxes speed your thirty minute week to call our agent.
Speaker 15 (26:00):
Right now, les, dude, I went to everybody's head about
the bed.
Speaker 11 (26:05):
Okay, the birdie word, the wordy word.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Let's meet our contestants. We got Robert from Darlington, South Carolina.
Good morning, Robert, good morning, Hey buddy, welcome, And we
got Troy out of Jewett, Ohio. Good morning, Troy, good morning,
good morning. All right, boys, welcome South Carolina versus Ohio.
(26:29):
It's Tater and Troy, John Moore and old Robert. All right,
the boys. So we're dealing with help help, guys. That's
the word tableaux in Troy. You're relaxing me and Robert
for the first thirty seconds. All right, Robert, are you ready? Body?
(26:50):
Hopefully let's see what we can do then. All right,
starting to clock now. But if you have too much
of this, you'll have a heart attack.
Speaker 8 (26:59):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I got a lot of blank on me. Uh no,
uh no, you're under this. It's like just emotions or whatever.
Uh yeah, uh huh oh You're you're not doing this
right at supper? What do you do at supper? You blank?
Your vegetables. Yes, uh huh, you blank your hair at
(27:20):
the barber, he blanks your hair? Yeah, is a why?
Speaker 6 (27:28):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
All right, good deal? So and a health word was cut?
Speaker 5 (27:34):
Right?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Well, I know what if I'm familiar with the cut
alright right now, just started. We could go to it.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
You know, appendicitis. But I didn't think you wanted that.
You wanted something. You wanted three letter words.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
That's right. That's why you've gotten so good lately. That's
been making up the word tablet. You said I did
words no good? Say what I did? I drew you
in there defending that cut word. You found out the
real deal.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Stritus on there. Let you know, as a.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
For me. All right, well we got here. That was good, Robber. Sorry, okay,
So he Tyner and Troy are you ready? Troy? Okay,
all right, he's like shut her up.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
It was a ready go you see with one of these, Yes, sir.
The opposite of sad is.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
You your shoe may rub your heel and you'll get
one of these, or if you get burned, you'll get
one of these.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
It pumps up, sir.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Oh you speak and eat with this. I'm doing it
to now. Wow, Hey, you live. I hope you live
a long blank like and you at night you go to.
Speaker 10 (29:00):
Man.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
All right, that was the buzzer. But y'all put a
five on the board to take the lead by one,
five to four, going in around two. Hi, Robert, are
you ready? Yep, we're picking up on that last one.
Start the clock. Now you go to bed and go
to yes, uh huh. When you break your arm, they
will put.
Speaker 10 (29:20):
This on it.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yes, uh huh. Beat beat goes your or what in
your chest? Yes, uh huh. All right, you go see
him a physician. He is your uh huh yeah, uh huh,
apples and pears. There are kinds of fruit.
Speaker 11 (29:38):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Go to urgent blank when you get hurt, yes, uha.
Food goes to your stomach. Yes, uh huh yeah, fih
seven on the board. Good work, buddy, eleven total. Well,
let's see what Troy and Tator can do. Troy can
play Tate. All you is six to tie, so you
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can do it, okay, Troy? You ready?
Speaker 5 (30:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Yeah, and go.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
They take your temperature to see if you're running one
of these hike high character.
Speaker 5 (30:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Well, they don't want you to be running a blank.
You do that when you have fever.
Speaker 6 (30:21):
Yes, all right, you brush these you brush them. Yep,
you get hit and it goes black and blue.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
What is that?
Speaker 6 (30:28):
It's a uh huh you take you take ibprofen because
you are in blank yep, you go see this guy.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
He fixed your teeth.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
When you're sleepy, yawn, yawn.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
And six to tie it up for overtime, eleven to
eleven jop five boys. What we do now is do
a fifteen second overtime, so gonna go fast.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
It goes half the time that we had in regulation.
See if we can settle this thing. A mixed bag
of words is what we're gonna be dealing with here, Roberts,
Let's see what we can do, buddy. Are you ready? Yep? Alright, Randy,
got the tablet. Just random words, alrighty start the clock now.
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A VIP A very blank person, no v I p
v IP very important. Uh huh. Blank on earth. We
wish for blank on earth, heaven, no on earth, we
want it. Man, money out one on the board. Well,
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let's see what Troy and Taylor can do. All right, Troy,
are you there, buddy? Here we go fifteen seconds go.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
You hold up two fingers.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
It means what.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Yes, USA is our what we live in the blank,
it's our what yes God?
Speaker 11 (32:13):
And over time, oh Robert, if we're gonna have.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Peace on earth, we had we'd been to celebrate a
good game boys, good game, Robert. We gonna make sure
you try again. Buddy. We appreciate you down Darlington. All right,
I appreciate it, all right, buddy, Joy look at you.
Over to you at OHIOO getting you one hundred and
twenty dollars worth of bullsnot cleaning products for you. Victory. Congratulations,
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Speaker 5 (34:40):
It's about timing groove.
Speaker 17 (34:42):
Well, wherever there's a school, you don't find the married man.
Last time, married MANE and College Buddy thought they were
headed for the meeting of a superhero union, but found
they'd actually stumbled into a trap set by the arch
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Speaker 14 (34:59):
Well World, the monogamous moron and his idiot sidekick in
my clutches at.
Speaker 17 (35:06):
Last, divorce man, do you really find it necessary to
talk about.
Speaker 7 (35:10):
Us like that?
Speaker 1 (35:10):
He's a supervlain, You idiot, College buddy.
Speaker 17 (35:13):
Do you really find it necessary to talk about me
like that pilot's you fools?
Speaker 14 (35:19):
Now, then, married man, I'd like you to meet my
evil counterpart to your pathetic pal college buddy. Say hello
to my somewhat tipsy henchman, the marinated malefactor drinking buddy.
Speaker 17 (35:36):
By sailor Rupy George great Caesar's goat. It's Ronnie Ledford,
the most notorious guzzler in city college history.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
That's right, and today he leaves only to do my bidding.
Speaker 15 (35:50):
See relieve married man of his cell phone, my gin
soaked crony holly shakedown.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Married man, without your cell phone, you'll be like spoder
Man without his webshooter, like green lantern without his power ring,
like Aquaman without his uh his uh fish finder.
Speaker 17 (36:07):
You're actually Aquaman doesn't use a fish finder. He summons
the denizens of the deep with his telepathic power.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Gentlemen, you're doing it again.
Speaker 17 (36:15):
Oh sorry, So what manner of evil plan are you hatching?
Speaker 8 (36:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Nothing much.
Speaker 15 (36:21):
I'm just going to hold you to right here until say, midnight.
Oh by the time you get home, your wife will
never speak to you again, which will mean the end
of your matrimonial marvels once.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
And for all, you fiend, you wouldn't dare just watch me.
Wait a minute. You're gonna keep us out till after
bedtime on a week night. That's your evil plans.
Speaker 14 (36:46):
Silence worm drinking buddy going to go over to sporties
and watch the game.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Keep our friends here until I get back.
Speaker 11 (36:55):
You got it? Big?
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Okay, married man? So what are we gonna do? Well
to tell you the truth? Chum?
Speaker 17 (37:02):
I'm fresh out of ideas.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Hey, as long as we're just sitting around waiting, anybody
care for cocktail?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Cocktail? Sure? Why not?
Speaker 8 (37:10):
What?
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Hey?
Speaker 17 (37:11):
If the old ball and chain is gonna yell at
me anyway, I might as well enjoy myself while I
can here. I'll even be the bartender.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
I like you, big guy.
Speaker 11 (37:21):
Let me have a Jen and tonic.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Easy on the tonic, married man, what are you doing?
Speaker 17 (37:26):
I'm living a little college buddy. You heard the man.
We're stuck.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
That's no reason we have to be miserable too, Are
you crazy? You're already gonna be out till midnight. You
go home with liquor on your breath. Honey, Bunny's gonna
kick your bus.
Speaker 17 (37:40):
You Let me worry about honey, bunny, I do what
I want, and if she doesn't like it, well she
can lump it going.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Big guy, Hey, ain't you having one?
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Oh?
Speaker 17 (37:51):
Here you go ahead, I'll mix one up for myself
in just.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
A minute, suit yourself. Pascitate through the gums. Look out, belly,
here she comes. You know, I don't feel so hot,
big guy.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Holy Frank party. He's out like a light.
Speaker 17 (38:12):
Of course, don't you remember Ronnie back in college, how
his left eye would start to twitch right before he
passed out. I could tell just by looking at him
he was one gulp away from dreamland. Come on, let's
get out of here. Oops, almost forget my phone. Hello,
Oh hi, honey, Yeah, we're on our way out the
door right now. No, he ran into an old enemy
(38:32):
of mine. What No, it wasn't the blonde bombshell. No,
I haven't run into her in years. I think she's retired.
Actually no, it was divorced man. Yes him again. No,
I don't know what his problem is. Anyway, I'll be
home shortly.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
What's that?
Speaker 10 (38:52):
Well?
Speaker 17 (38:52):
Okay, do you want the regular or the super Maxis
with the wings? Okay, no problem, bye, honey. Well, old
chum looks like We've got to make a stop at
the food king.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
You know that bar the divorced man went to. It's
just around a corner.
Speaker 17 (39:09):
Shut up college, buddy, And so another evil dua is smashed,
literally thanks to the quick thinking of your friendly.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Neighborhood married man.
Speaker 17 (39:21):
Tune in again next time when we'll hear drinking buddy, say, hey,
where's a bye figure?
Speaker 2 (39:28):
We Hey, it's big your place for a bar? Hey
if I get drink here.
Speaker 17 (39:33):
At a certain people don't miss our next speak tightening adventure,
Same married time, same married channel's love you'll.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Find the married mine. Good morning, Big Joe's on the
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radio here for a few moments. Like man when I
featured tracks in the morning is a murrit he words
married names. He's like this for yon. If y'all have
a great weekend, tell you to wake he up tomorrow morning.
Now that's good.
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Speaker 18 (40:45):
Hey, this is mister Bestow, No, this is yeah, you're
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Speaker 9 (40:52):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Hey, hey, hey said, are you still going out with Glenn?
You know, the Earnhardt fan?
Speaker 9 (40:57):
No way, not only lasted a couple of months.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
What happened?
Speaker 11 (41:00):
He's not.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
He didn't know that?
Speaker 9 (41:05):
Well, sure I did, but he changed. What do you
mean after dating me for a couple of months?
Speaker 1 (41:10):
He was also, bro, Now you're going out with anybody?
Speaker 6 (41:14):
Now?
Speaker 3 (41:15):
You know?
Speaker 9 (41:15):
Actually Murray's nephew, Sherman, is in town and we've been
out a couple of times. Really, oh you know, I
couldn't help myself. He came in and whispered those three
little words to me.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
What three little words?
Speaker 11 (41:27):
Oh? Buy dinner?
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Hell, you're getting kind of mercenary lately.
Speaker 9 (41:32):
I'm not a mercenary.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Well, what would you call it?
Speaker 9 (41:35):
I'm striking a blow for disgruntled women everywhere by exploiting
men financially.
Speaker 11 (41:40):
In other words, I'm a gold dicker.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Well, speaking of exploding people financially? Is Murriam hold on?
Speaker 11 (41:47):
I left Murray juming Bobby on two? Stop making that
way up the phone?
Speaker 16 (41:57):
You love you mean it?
Speaker 7 (42:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 18 (42:02):
Hey, well here Sherman's back in town. Mard did he
finish a comedy writing school out in La.
Speaker 16 (42:06):
No, he's taking the time off. There was a fire
in the building.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
A fire.
Speaker 9 (42:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (42:10):
One of the guys in the prop comics class was
flunking out and ended up coming back after hours to torture.
The school shut down while they rebuild.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
So how's Sherman doing?
Speaker 16 (42:19):
Hey? Great, he's at the top of his class. Would
you like to hear some stuff he's been working on lately?
It's really killer all right? Okay, here's a concept humor
assignment he finished right before the holidays. It's a list
of famous people and what their names would be if
they married. For example, if Boog Powell married Philip Alou,
he'd be bull alu.
Speaker 9 (42:41):
It.
Speaker 16 (42:41):
Yeah, Okay, here we go. If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dolly,
she'd be Dolly Dolly. If bo Derek married Don Ho,
she'd be bow Ho. If Heidi Flics married Don Ho,
she'd be Heidy Ho. Don Ho is a godsend. If
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b Author married Stem, she'd be b Stem. If Tuesday
Well married Frederick March the Second, she'd be Tuesday March
the Facond. If Snoop Doggie Dog married Winnie the Pool,
he'd be Snoop Doggie Dog Pool. If g Gordon Liddy
married bootros Boutrouse Golly and then divorced him and married
(43:25):
Kenny g He'd be g Golly g He is a
good one. If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, then divorced
her and married Gregory Peck, then divorced him and married
Ben Hur, He'd be Woody Wood Peck player. If Sondra
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Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him and married Herman Munster,
she'd be Sondra Locke Nest Munster. It is my personal favorite.
If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smother and then divorced him
and married sixties TV character mister Lucky, then divorced him
(44:06):
and married Martin Short Yeah, then divorced him and married
blues guitar legend Buddy Guy. Think of the headline for
that wedding announcement, Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky short Guy.
Speaker 11 (44:19):
What do you think that's not been?
Speaker 18 (44:21):
I think Sherman had the goods after all.
Speaker 16 (44:24):
He's got some killer light bulb jokes too. They don't
some stuff over you guys.
Speaker 18 (44:28):
Give it a luck, hey, I speaking of promising careers,
anything cooking for.
Speaker 16 (44:32):
Us, Jimbo is food all you ever think about I.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Mean cooking career wise.
Speaker 16 (44:38):
Yeah, right, like anybody would give you a job.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
I mean cooking as I do you have any gigs
lined up for us?
Speaker 16 (44:44):
Cooking gigs lined? I don't get it.
Speaker 18 (44:47):
When I said cooking, I didn't mean cooking, I mean
coming up.
Speaker 16 (44:50):
You don't rerem about this comedy school in La hav
An e colerated three week refresher setting you up. And
I have steal sherman.
Speaker 11 (44:57):
Stuff of a run away.
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took the lunch thing later? Have you a machine? Call
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It's time to beat the blonde. Let's get a contestant.
It's big Mic from Trenton, Tennessee. Good morning, big Mic.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Do hod, what's up round the money?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Let's do let's do it. Know what to do. We'll
try to get you two bells before two buzzers for
the prize. But get on Tator's wave length here, let's
tune her in Big money. Yes, well, the Treasury Department
will soon stop producing pennies, and that means the US
(01:24):
will no longer make a coin that has a person
on it doing this.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (01:34):
Telling Donald Trump is number one?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I don't know that on the coin is one of
some of those left over Biden when they weren't selling pardons.
Speaker 7 (01:47):
Yeah, you know, I'm going to see I'm going to
say that no longer we'll have a person, you know,
sporting a beard, sporting a beard because oh no, yeah,
he Blincoln on that penny Mike, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (02:09):
Agree?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
No, no, facing right, facing right. Penn is the only
us going with the person facings right.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Everybody else faces left?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Huh no?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Or I just know if they were like a head on,
head on something head on?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, what George you doing on the dollar? He looking
at you?
Speaker 7 (02:29):
Sure?
Speaker 8 (02:30):
All right?
Speaker 9 (02:30):
So?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Uh they my dog on and there's a buzzer. All right,
let's say we get the bell here, Tater. We all
learned pretty early on that making the sound means to
be quiet, except in Germany, where it means something different.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
What does it involve? A creek and a lack of paddles?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Remember that show that looked like a German word for
that creek? Isn't it? Wow? You're you're deep? After all?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
That means to hurry up, hurry up.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
It means to hurry up. Yes, agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (03:16):
Let's go with agree, Yeah it go?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
It means hurry up, yeah, Tait. Of course, world travelers.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Might have heard that a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
There we go, full count. Then we got a true
or false? Well, true or false. About ninety percent of
time capsules are never recovered that it's true. Woo, it's
whoam it is? Ninety percent of time, capsules are never recovered.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Because the people forgot where they were.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
That's true. With an explanation. Even Big Mike agreed this agreed.
Speaker 8 (04:02):
Uh, I agree that, buddy.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Let's ain't big Jack. You hook you up? Buddy, glad
you won n good shout out of course you can.
Speaker 8 (04:27):
I got a friend that.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I work with, Travis Walters. I worked with him at
the Hardam against the County, and I want to say
bye to him. Been a good time working with him.
All right, Big Mike, We'll appreciate you boys, and uh
have a good rest of your day. And you hang on. Jack,
you hook you up right now, Thank you, buddy, Thank boy.
(04:48):
All right, man, maybe I'll get Jack the ass Big Mike.
He said he was saying goodbye to somebody worked with.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Travis Walters. He was he's retiring.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Oh good, I was. I was afraid he might be
getting fired. And he found out about it by listening
to Big Mica on his way to world or I
thought he might have been on the way to awake.
He was nervous, but I was nervous. Drats happy retirement.
To try to appreciate y'all boys. This is the award
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Speaker 10 (06:02):
At all rat High count and Incorporated.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Hey is this Murray? No, this is you're answering your
own phone.
Speaker 10 (06:09):
Well, no, actually, today I'm answering Seal's phone.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
What in the wide world?
Speaker 10 (06:14):
Well, this new consulting company just moved in next door,
and that's kind of a good will thing. They offered
everybody here in the building a free one week business analysis.
That's where they take a look at how you do
things around the office. And didn't they tell you how
to make your place run better?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
And they decided your place would run better if Seal
was in charge and you were at the front desk.
Speaker 10 (06:34):
No, no, no, we're still in the evaluation phase, babe.
This is what they call job swap day. Everybody in
the office does somebody else's job for the day so
we can all understand how things work. And so today
I'm answering the phone.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Ah, and Seal is smoothing clients and making big money deals.
Speaker 10 (06:51):
No, actually, she's doing what I normally do.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Smoothing and making deals. That's not your job.
Speaker 10 (06:57):
Well, sure it is, but it's not what I normally.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Doll What do you normally do.
Speaker 10 (07:02):
Well, let's just check the old date book. Let's see
seven thirty Uncle Wacky's Cartoon Funhouse. Then pop in next
door at the Donut Hut from eight to nine thirty.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Eight to nine thirty takes an hour and a half
eight breakfast.
Speaker 10 (07:15):
Hey, I do other things while I'm eating. Okay. In
the business world, see, we call that multi tech. It's
not just sitting around reading the comics in the sports page.
An agent has to stay on top of the very
latest trends in the world of entertainment, which means I
also read the purple section of USA Today. And then
at nine thirty, I'm back at my dad catch the
(07:36):
second half of Sports Center, then flip over the Cartoon
Network for the morning movie.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Wow, I'm impressed you actually wait till ten o'clock to
flip over the Cartoon Network.
Speaker 10 (07:45):
Have you seen their early morning schedule? Baby Looney Tunes? Please? Anyway,
where was I?
Speaker 7 (07:52):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (07:52):
Yeah, eleven thirty return phone call? How about that?
Speaker 11 (07:56):
Huh?
Speaker 10 (07:56):
Eleven thirty three, loads some new songs on the iPod
and knowing it's time for lunch.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Wow, it sounds like a full day.
Speaker 10 (08:03):
Hey, and that's only the first half of it. Hey,
by two o'clock, I'm right back at my desk flavoring
over a hot PlayStation. Two. Jimbo, sometimes I don't get
out of here till three thirty or four o'clock.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I don't know how you do it.
Speaker 10 (08:16):
That's what I'm talking about. Lucille de Pesto is about
to get a crash course in the modern world of
modern American business.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Speaking of wits, can't we speak to the boss lady
herself one moment.
Speaker 10 (08:27):
I'll have to see if she's tied up.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Okay, hey, wait a minute. You told us she's watching
Uncle Wacky.
Speaker 10 (08:32):
You told us that, man, Oh that's right, hold on,
I'll pay you. Hey, line two, it's I'm sorry. Who's calling?
Speaker 12 (08:41):
Please?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Is John Boyd and Billy your biggest clients, in fact,
your only clients. After hearing what you do all day,
I'm not surprised.
Speaker 10 (08:49):
Oh yeah, yeah, right, sel it's a Jimbo and Bobby Hope. Please,
she'll be right with you.
Speaker 11 (08:57):
Hello, Jimbo, we're here.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
You're large. And then Jorge today.
Speaker 11 (09:03):
Yeah, buddy, And it's been a real eye opener. I'll
tell you that. Just when I talk to that business
consultant guy, there's gonna be some big changes around here,
like this ninety minute breakfast thing for starters. That's just crazy,
that's what we thought. Yeah, an idiot knows. If you
stay up the Donut Hut till nine thirty, you missed
the first half of Regis and Kelly Nuts. No wonder
(09:26):
the space is falling apart. We are to move breakfast
back to seven thirty. See, I mean, Uncle Jacky haven't
had a fresh idea in years. Always the same old thing.
Cartoon interview a kid, cartoon interview a kid. Get some
new material, will Wow?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I say you're gonna run a tight ship.
Speaker 11 (09:44):
You got that right? Oh, which reminds me we need
to talk business for just a second. Jim Bow, I
have got something in front of me right now. You
would be perfect for him. I want you to be
in on it. Correction you question. I need for you
to be in on this. Wow, it's a big money deal,
too big money?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Huh? How big?
Speaker 11 (10:04):
Well is ten thousand dollars? Big?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah? That is pretty big?
Speaker 11 (10:09):
So you think you'd be interested?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Well, sure, well, what is it?
Speaker 11 (10:12):
Well? The company MasterCard bill is ninety days past due.
I need you tole me ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
I should have known.
Speaker 11 (10:19):
Hey, you haven't regretted, babe. Let's do the lunch thing
later and talk it off. Have your machine call my machine.
Oh and remember, you don't have to be rich to
be it. Don't have to be cool to room over.
Hein not particular, Just don't. That's the time and kiss.
(10:44):
Get coming out to Bobby. That's Billy and Jimmy.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
What call me John?
Speaker 13 (10:50):
Bolla and Billy jobs are funny. There are no hard
fast roles on making it to the top, but a
pretty good roll of thumb is. If you make at
age thirty five and you're op still involves wearing a
name tank, you've probably made a serious vocation.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Where somewhere along the line morning Radio done right, Good
(11:35):
morning is to make sure on the radio week only
about twenty minutes away, my man Tom Soarson, all Things Sports,
the former Charlotte Observer, the director on.
Speaker 11 (11:50):
The All Time Man. I found out, well, i'll.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Tell you all later. It was pretty cool about it, Sarson,
Rusty Wallace, and the other guy who was covering motors
in the player out time. I have to look up
his name, Ron Green. No, no, no, no, this says
a guy I don't know you would know his name. Hey,
tuck Dale Earnhardt. And they were going out though when
they were babbling for the championship eighty nine. So that's
(12:15):
a whole deal with a big show right in the
middle of that whole thing there. That's so cool anyway,
So remind me not tiere Soren something about that right now,
right right now? Okay? Good? Here is is Marmon Webster? Yo?
What's up? How y'all doing? Hey?
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Man, my mama called me Thursday night talking about Marvin.
I'm just calling because you ain't been over to see
me in a while. I said, I know, Mama, I've
been mean to get over there.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
I've been kind of busy at work. It just kind
of fall through the crack, you know how it is.
She said, where you better be glad you ain't fall
through the crack when I was bringing you up. You
might have turned into a crack head. I always lay
that guilt on you. I said, I'll tell you what, Mama,
I'm sorry. I get over there this weekend sometime, I promise.
She said, bunch of your kin folk coming over on
(13:05):
Saturday morning. When you come see them, I say, okay,
well that's perfect. What time aver I gonna get there?
She said, I don't know long about the six fifteen.
I'm like six fifteen. Hold up, you ain't trying to
trick me into work in one of them Webster family
yard sales. He said, well, yeah, we have a little
thing over here. We need some help.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
We could use some.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Stuff to put in it too. You got any old
clothes of furniture that you're tired of? I said, yeah,
I got a lot of stuff I'm tired of. Unfortunately
I'm either wearing it or sitting on it right now.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Do you know how this is your family? Privately?
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Like this, all kinds of sisters and aunts and cousins.
One of them always fixing to have a yard sale.
And don't ask me why cause they ain't never got
no good stuff to put in it. Last time my
sister had a yard sell, here's what she put out
in the front yard. It was a bean bag chair,
had a big old hole in the side of it,
and a set of hot curlers. The one't been sitting
(14:03):
on the back of her commode since about nineteen seventy five,
you know what I mean, lid all melted on one end,
about half the curlers going out of it. And they
always be like a big box of huge socks and
women's drawls they trying to sell, and three DOUBLEA batteries
and half a pack of cigarette. My family put stuff
in the yard cell looked like they was taking it
(14:25):
to the curb to throw it away, and only got
halfway down the driveway, you know. And they're always trying
to get the men in the family to come over
and help out, like there's all kind of heavy lifting
to do or something. My uncle Ray is the only one.
He's always in. He would show up every time and
he would stay all day long. See, Ray is one
of them dudes. He thinks the family is just one
(14:45):
good yard sail away from hitting it. Bridg everybody going retire,
you know, he got to get.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
In the game. Marvin.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
It's all about the Benjamin's. I'm like, Benjamin, who have
you seen what they're selling out here? I'll be lucky
if you see Abraham Lincoln in the day's overwhere. I
don't know how Ray thinks he gonna get rich anyway.
What money they do make, they always give away. Or
this money ain't for me, we gonna give it to
the church building fund. Oh they don't like to hear that.
(15:15):
Don't tell me about no building fund. Y'all been going
that church for sixty five years. They ain't change nothing
but the light bulls. I mean it ain't, no doubt.
A Webster family yard sell is a painful way to
spend the day.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
So when Mama call me on Thursday, I said, look.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
Here, Mama, you know I love you, right, I'll come
stay the whole day with you on Sunday. Just please
don't make me work the yard. Says you wanna make
some money for the church. Fine, I'll bring my check
book with me. Whatever you make on the yard sale,
I'll match it. No, no, no, wait, I'll double it.
Mama says, you own, baby boy. So, as it turned out,
(15:54):
I got out of Saturday, went to see Mama on Sunday,
wrote a check so she could double up on the
church building fun. It was the best twelve dollars I
ever spent in my life, y'all think about it. I'm
Marvin with.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yet morning. A big show is on your radio.
Speaker 14 (16:11):
I'll tell you I've never seen anything like it in
my life.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
The sun's belly up, there's full everywhere, flying through the
air and blights and bulls and hands.
Speaker 15 (16:18):
People eat them with their fingers, their feet, other people's feet.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 15 (16:22):
And oh with the spreads, you can't imagine ribs and
chicken and biscuits and whole pigs and a great big sticky.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
That's what it's like at the Junt Boyard Bully Pig Show.
It's a buffet from start to finish. There should be
a cover charge. I'll tell you. The only thing missing napkins.
I guess that's what your shirt is for. You fainted
like cleaning bill over my head. You gonna eat that.
(17:16):
It is a wonderful thing give away time. Number one
hundred and forty four is a challenge going from the
fifty four combat fifty four Combat Communication Squadron meet Communicate
two and building up like fire base there that fifty
(17:37):
four Combat Communication Squadron. Try to get that fifty four
Combat Communication Squadron Robin's Air Force Base out in Georgia. Okay,
Now the wind is from Daphney, Alabama. Ranson, we go, Danny.
(18:06):
Now you're gonna get that in the mail this afternoon,
all right, And now wonderful thing Number one hundred and
forty five. Oh another picture back through the speedway. Children's
charities was raising money for them. We had the shopping
car me set in the world record of Bristol Motor Speedway,
(18:28):
the Food City Shamba Guard. Now we have a former
Big Show staff Claire b Lang. You might remember her
the last year so she'd been working on satellite radio
f Nascar. All right, we gave her her start in
the show business radio. She was pr chair Winds when
(18:51):
we right before we got her in and up theref
and then had her make a bent and she lost
and dressed up in a cheerleading out Fitz. Yes, Yeah,
welcome the autographed by John Boy and Billy. You can
see the picture. Get your name with that for it
and we will give it away one week from right now,
(19:13):
all right, Tom Sawrenson. Up next, Big Show rolls on
Good Morning. Big Show's on the radio. Coming up. We
played the last rounds wordy word for the week for
one hundred twenty dollars worth of bull snot cleaning products
made in the USA. Craig on the banner found out
all about it a Big Show dot com And here
is I'm man mister Sorenson. Good morning, Tom, Good morning.
(19:37):
How are you. It's just awesome, body awesome. We got
to talk a little bit before we went on the
air this morning. I got some old, uh some articles
of Tom back in the day from the Charlotte Observer
when he was sporting his mustache. Oh yeah, you're gonna
enjoy that. We'll bring him next week.
Speaker 12 (19:54):
You're not gonna enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Well, we know you won't enjoy it. About that, awesome buddy,
We're gonna have to like spend some time just covering
that whole deal. What we were talking about NASCAR back
in the day, Rusty Wallace, Dale, Earn Hart, you and
us going out as we'll do that. Well first time.
Let's get you going this morning. You say every major
(20:17):
league city has a man or woman or a family
who brought the professional sports to that town. I think
that's pretty true statement.
Speaker 12 (20:26):
Yeah, And for us here in Charlotte, it was George
shann and he was considered a long shot to get
an NBA team, but he did and they came in
eighty eight, and there was a lot of intrigue, a
lot of stuff that georch should had done. I ripped
him harder than I've ever ripped anybody who wouldn't talk
to me. I wouldn't talk about talked to him, but
he won't talk back. And then he left town and
(20:50):
ran into me a reunion Hornets reunion and it's like
we're friends, you know, you forget about the old stuff.
We're laughing. And he was in town the other day
and they picked a couple of reporters to interview.
Speaker 16 (21:01):
Morning.
Speaker 12 (21:01):
Them was me, George is eighty four man, he's got
long hair. Now he's got a beard. He said, Tom,
if I worked for myself back in the late eighties,
I would have fired my She could not have long
hair or beard. And he just he was talking about
the old stories, talked about del Curry, talked about Muggies.
Muggys was there, and it was so much fun because
(21:24):
the team only gets to be new once and we
will never have it, not with the NFL and not
with anything that happens like we had it with the
Hornets in the late eighties.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I like you said, you asked Georgia's wife, Megan, who
was not eighty four years old, where they met. What
does she say?
Speaker 12 (21:44):
She said, She said it like you would say at
the grocery store. She said, oh, on George's yacht. And
I was saying that if a woman met me, she
would say, Oh, it's circle ca.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
A lot more of your personality. You have to work.
It's all right, jo, I said, you go and check
on the NFL. What's happening with the NFL right now?
Speaker 12 (22:12):
Yeah, they're doing the optional team workouts. They go on
for ten days off and on, and then they have
a mini camp which is three days and then nothing
until training camp. But what's funny to me is, no
matter what teams do, the odds are pretty much the same.
You know, the Super Bowl favorites right now are Philly
and Buffalo, and then Baltimore and Case, Detroit, Rams and
(22:37):
San Francisco, Washington, Cincinnati, Green Bay. But if you're here
in the South, and a lot of listeners are, if
you look at the NFC South, the odds makers are
not on our sides. Tampa Bay is todd with Denver
for fourteenth, Atlanta is nineteenth, Carolina is twenty seventh, and
(22:57):
bringing in the last place New Orleans Saints. And here's
a neat statistic. I think Buffalo is favored in every
game they play this season.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Wow, how about that?
Speaker 12 (23:11):
And they're the only ones, and that's happened twenty three
times since nineteen seventy eight. I don't know why I
looked it up, but I did. But I'll tell you
this season is about Buffalo because they're also going to
be the stars of a Hard Knocks, which you and
I watch every week.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Absolutely all right, Hard Knocks and Buffalo. Oh man, that
is something. Okay. I keep an eye on that bed
lines and they won't change for a while. What about
the best quote about Aaron Rodgers. Tommy got anything Aaron
for us this morning?
Speaker 12 (23:41):
I always do. Yeah, Terry Bradshaw was great. He said
the whole thing, the courtship non courtship between the Pittsburgh
Steelers and Rogers is a joke. And he said Aaron
Rodgers needs to stay in California, chew on Bark and
listen to the gods out there.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Bradshaw THO sound like he's a fan.
Speaker 14 (24:05):
He's not.
Speaker 12 (24:06):
I love to stay out there and chew on Bark.
I mean that is that is a good lot.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Okay. So lastly, you know how when you're watch an
NBA game in LA or New York, you're looking at
all all the stars. I was thinking the same thing
about that all of them the same one show up
for the New York Knicks games I'll.
Speaker 12 (24:27):
Do, and they look at their phones. I mean there's
stuff going on right in front of them, and they're thinking, Hey,
I wonder what sport this is, So they get on
their phones to check. But Indianapolis did not like that.
So they decided to fight back, and they got their
celebrities and they they had to work a little bit,
but they got Triple h the wrestler. They got John Mellencamp,
(24:48):
they got Jermaine O'Neal used to play for Indianapolis. They
got Jelly Roll. I kind of like in the Singer
and Rapper, I was looking for Larry bird Man because
who says Indiana more than Larry bird And for whatever reason,
Berg was not there.
Speaker 16 (25:02):
All right.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Also, well, thank you for keeping the eye on that
in the bleacher's time. We appreciate you, buddy. Hope you
have a great weekend and we'll catch up next week.
Speaker 12 (25:11):
I see ready next week. Everybody have a great weekend, and.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Thank you, Thank you. Buddy. Let's play worthy word. We're
ready one eight hundred big show. You told free Line
We'll get a couple contestants and play next good Friday morning,
(25:49):
and Big Jon's on a radio Beason driving the Big Show.
Ben Boxes speed your thirty minute week to call our agent.
Speaker 15 (26:00):
Right now, les, dude, I went to everybody's head about
the bed.
Speaker 11 (26:05):
Okay, the birdie word, the wordy word.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Let's meet our contestants. We got Robert from Darlington, South Carolina.
Good morning, Robert, good morning, Hey buddy, welcome, And we
got Troy out of Jewett, Ohio. Good morning, Troy, good morning,
good morning. All right, boys, welcome South Carolina versus Ohio.
(26:29):
It's Tater and Troy, John Moore and old Robert. All right,
the boys. So we're dealing with help help, guys. That's
the word tableaux in Troy. You're relaxing me and Robert
for the first thirty seconds. All right, Robert, are you ready? Body?
(26:50):
Hopefully let's see what we can do then. All right,
starting to clock now. But if you have too much
of this, you'll have a heart attack.
Speaker 8 (26:59):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I got a lot of blank on me. Uh no,
uh no, you're under this. It's like just emotions or whatever.
Uh yeah, uh huh oh You're you're not doing this
right at supper? What do you do at supper? You blank?
Your vegetables. Yes, uh huh, you blank your hair at
(27:20):
the barber, he blanks your hair? Yeah, is a why?
Speaker 6 (27:28):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
All right, good deal? So and a health word was cut?
Speaker 5 (27:34):
Right?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Well, I know what if I'm familiar with the cut
alright right now, just started. We could go to it.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
You know, appendicitis. But I didn't think you wanted that.
You wanted something. You wanted three letter words.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
That's right. That's why you've gotten so good lately. That's
been making up the word tablet. You said I did
words no good? Say what I did? I drew you
in there defending that cut word. You found out the
real deal.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Stritus on there. Let you know, as a.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
For me. All right, well we got here. That was good, Robber. Sorry, okay,
So he Tyner and Troy are you ready? Troy? Okay,
all right, he's like shut her up.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
It was a ready go you see with one of these, Yes, sir.
The opposite of sad is.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
You your shoe may rub your heel and you'll get
one of these, or if you get burned, you'll get
one of these.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
It pumps up, sir.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Oh you speak and eat with this. I'm doing it
to now. Wow, Hey, you live. I hope you live
a long blank like and you at night you go to.
Speaker 10 (29:00):
Man.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
All right, that was the buzzer. But y'all put a
five on the board to take the lead by one,
five to four, going in around two. Hi, Robert, are
you ready? Yep, we're picking up on that last one.
Start the clock. Now you go to bed and go
to yes, uh huh. When you break your arm, they
will put.
Speaker 10 (29:20):
This on it.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yes, uh huh. Beat beat goes your or what in
your chest? Yes, uh huh. All right, you go see
him a physician. He is your uh huh yeah, uh huh,
apples and pears. There are kinds of fruit.
Speaker 11 (29:38):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Go to urgent blank when you get hurt, yes, uha.
Food goes to your stomach. Yes, uh huh yeah, fih
seven on the board. Good work, buddy, eleven total. Well,
let's see what Troy and Tator can do. Troy can
play Tate. All you is six to tie, so you
(30:02):
can do it, okay, Troy? You ready?
Speaker 5 (30:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Yeah, and go.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
They take your temperature to see if you're running one
of these hike high character.
Speaker 5 (30:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Well, they don't want you to be running a blank.
You do that when you have fever.
Speaker 6 (30:21):
Yes, all right, you brush these you brush them. Yep,
you get hit and it goes black and blue.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
What is that?
Speaker 6 (30:28):
It's a uh huh you take you take ibprofen because
you are in blank yep, you go see this guy.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
He fixed your teeth.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
When you're sleepy, yawn, yawn.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
And six to tie it up for overtime, eleven to
eleven jop five boys. What we do now is do
a fifteen second overtime, so gonna go fast.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
It goes half the time that we had in regulation.
See if we can settle this thing. A mixed bag
of words is what we're gonna be dealing with here, Roberts,
Let's see what we can do, buddy. Are you ready? Yep? Alright, Randy,
got the tablet. Just random words, alrighty start the clock now.
(31:26):
A VIP A very blank person, no v I p
v IP very important. Uh huh. Blank on earth. We
wish for blank on earth, heaven, no on earth, we
want it. Man, money out one on the board. Well,
(31:51):
let's see what Troy and Taylor can do. All right, Troy,
are you there, buddy? Here we go fifteen seconds go.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
You hold up two fingers.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
It means what.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Yes, USA is our what we live in the blank,
it's our what yes God?
Speaker 11 (32:13):
And over time, oh Robert, if we're gonna have.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Peace on earth, we had we'd been to celebrate a
good game boys, good game, Robert. We gonna make sure
you try again. Buddy. We appreciate you down Darlington. All right,
I appreciate it, all right, buddy, Joy look at you.
Over to you at OHIOO getting you one hundred and
twenty dollars worth of bullsnot cleaning products for you. Victory. Congratulations,
(32:38):
Thank you, all right, Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
Bit request Fromongo Sterling Ashby out of Manchester, New Hampshire. Alright, Sterling,
appreciate you getting the big show. See here, I'd like
to hear some married man. Please, yes, married man, no
(33:00):
matter your boundaries. We all know one, don't we. We've
got the original Stirling. You got him coming up next morning,
(33:35):
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(34:20):
Ashby out of Manchester, New Hampshire. Married Man, my reed man,
My ried man drives around in a minivan. My ford
has nothing. Life will let him do what the she says.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
It's about timing groove.
Speaker 17 (34:42):
Well, wherever there's a school, you don't find the married man.
Last time, married MANE and College Buddy thought they were
headed for the meeting of a superhero union, but found
they'd actually stumbled into a trap set by the arch
enemy devot mind.
Speaker 14 (34:59):
Well World, the monogamous moron and his idiot sidekick in
my clutches at.
Speaker 17 (35:06):
Last, divorce man, do you really find it necessary to
talk about.
Speaker 7 (35:10):
Us like that?
Speaker 1 (35:10):
He's a supervlain, You idiot, College buddy.
Speaker 17 (35:13):
Do you really find it necessary to talk about me
like that pilot's you fools?
Speaker 14 (35:19):
Now, then, married man, I'd like you to meet my
evil counterpart to your pathetic pal college buddy. Say hello
to my somewhat tipsy henchman, the marinated malefactor drinking buddy.
Speaker 17 (35:36):
By sailor Rupy George great Caesar's goat. It's Ronnie Ledford,
the most notorious guzzler in city college history.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
That's right, and today he leaves only to do my bidding.
Speaker 15 (35:50):
See relieve married man of his cell phone, my gin
soaked crony holly shakedown.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Married man, without your cell phone, you'll be like spoder
Man without his webshooter, like green lantern without his power ring,
like Aquaman without his uh his uh fish finder.
Speaker 17 (36:07):
You're actually Aquaman doesn't use a fish finder. He summons
the denizens of the deep with his telepathic power.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Gentlemen, you're doing it again.
Speaker 17 (36:15):
Oh sorry, So what manner of evil plan are you hatching?
Speaker 8 (36:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Nothing much.
Speaker 15 (36:21):
I'm just going to hold you to right here until say, midnight.
Oh by the time you get home, your wife will
never speak to you again, which will mean the end
of your matrimonial marvels once.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
And for all, you fiend, you wouldn't dare just watch me.
Wait a minute. You're gonna keep us out till after
bedtime on a week night. That's your evil plans.
Speaker 14 (36:46):
Silence worm drinking buddy going to go over to sporties
and watch the game.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Keep our friends here until I get back.
Speaker 11 (36:55):
You got it? Big?
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Okay, married man? So what are we gonna do? Well
to tell you the truth? Chum?
Speaker 17 (37:02):
I'm fresh out of ideas.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Hey, as long as we're just sitting around waiting, anybody
care for cocktail?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Cocktail? Sure? Why not?
Speaker 8 (37:10):
What?
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Hey?
Speaker 17 (37:11):
If the old ball and chain is gonna yell at
me anyway, I might as well enjoy myself while I
can here. I'll even be the bartender.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
I like you, big guy.
Speaker 11 (37:21):
Let me have a Jen and tonic.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Easy on the tonic, married man, what are you doing?
Speaker 17 (37:26):
I'm living a little college buddy. You heard the man.
We're stuck.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
That's no reason we have to be miserable too, Are
you crazy? You're already gonna be out till midnight. You
go home with liquor on your breath. Honey, Bunny's gonna
kick your bus.
Speaker 17 (37:40):
You Let me worry about honey, bunny, I do what
I want, and if she doesn't like it, well she
can lump it going.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Big guy, Hey, ain't you having one?
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Oh?
Speaker 17 (37:51):
Here you go ahead, I'll mix one up for myself
in just.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
A minute, suit yourself. Pascitate through the gums. Look out, belly,
here she comes. You know, I don't feel so hot,
big guy.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Holy Frank party. He's out like a light.
Speaker 17 (38:12):
Of course, don't you remember Ronnie back in college, how
his left eye would start to twitch right before he
passed out. I could tell just by looking at him
he was one gulp away from dreamland. Come on, let's
get out of here. Oops, almost forget my phone. Hello,
Oh hi, honey, Yeah, we're on our way out the
door right now. No, he ran into an old enemy
(38:32):
of mine. What No, it wasn't the blonde bombshell. No,
I haven't run into her in years. I think she's retired.
Actually no, it was divorced man. Yes him again. No,
I don't know what his problem is. Anyway, I'll be
home shortly.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
What's that?
Speaker 10 (38:52):
Well?
Speaker 17 (38:52):
Okay, do you want the regular or the super Maxis
with the wings? Okay, no problem, bye, honey. Well, old
chum looks like We've got to make a stop at
the food king.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
You know that bar the divorced man went to. It's
just around a corner.
Speaker 17 (39:09):
Shut up college, buddy, And so another evil dua is smashed,
literally thanks to the quick thinking of your friendly.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Neighborhood married man.
Speaker 17 (39:21):
Tune in again next time when we'll hear drinking buddy, say, hey,
where's a bye figure?
Speaker 2 (39:28):
We Hey, it's big your place for a bar? Hey
if I get drink here.
Speaker 17 (39:33):
At a certain people don't miss our next speak tightening adventure,
Same married time, same married channel's love you'll.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Find the married mine. Good morning, Big Joe's on the
(40:13):
radio here for a few moments. Like man when I
featured tracks in the morning is a murrit he words
married names. He's like this for yon. If y'all have
a great weekend, tell you to wake he up tomorrow morning.
Now that's good.
Speaker 9 (40:31):
Hello, Red Hot Turn Incorporated for the act that's perfect
for all big events.
Speaker 11 (40:36):
Try John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 9 (40:37):
They're real Southern gins available. Now we'll call him by beeper.
We book him a lot because nobody works cheaper.
Speaker 18 (40:45):
Hey, this is mister Bestow, No, this is yeah, you're
cheap Southern gents here how's it coming baby?
Speaker 9 (40:52):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Hey, hey, hey said, are you still going out with Glenn?
You know, the Earnhardt fan?
Speaker 9 (40:57):
No way, not only lasted a couple of months.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
What happened?
Speaker 11 (41:00):
He's not.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
He didn't know that?
Speaker 9 (41:05):
Well, sure I did, but he changed. What do you
mean after dating me for a couple of months?
Speaker 1 (41:10):
He was also, bro, Now you're going out with anybody?
Speaker 6 (41:14):
Now?
Speaker 3 (41:15):
You know?
Speaker 9 (41:15):
Actually Murray's nephew, Sherman, is in town and we've been
out a couple of times. Really, oh you know, I
couldn't help myself. He came in and whispered those three
little words to me.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
What three little words?
Speaker 11 (41:27):
Oh? Buy dinner?
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Hell, you're getting kind of mercenary lately.
Speaker 9 (41:32):
I'm not a mercenary.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Well, what would you call it?
Speaker 9 (41:35):
I'm striking a blow for disgruntled women everywhere by exploiting
men financially.
Speaker 11 (41:40):
In other words, I'm a gold dicker.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Well, speaking of exploding people financially? Is Murriam hold on?
Speaker 11 (41:47):
I left Murray juming Bobby on two? Stop making that
way up the phone?
Speaker 16 (41:57):
You love you mean it?
Speaker 7 (42:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 18 (42:02):
Hey, well here Sherman's back in town. Mard did he
finish a comedy writing school out in La.
Speaker 16 (42:06):
No, he's taking the time off. There was a fire
in the building.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
A fire.
Speaker 9 (42:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (42:10):
One of the guys in the prop comics class was
flunking out and ended up coming back after hours to torture.
The school shut down while they rebuild.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
So how's Sherman doing?
Speaker 16 (42:19):
Hey? Great, he's at the top of his class. Would
you like to hear some stuff he's been working on lately?
It's really killer all right? Okay, here's a concept humor
assignment he finished right before the holidays. It's a list
of famous people and what their names would be if
they married. For example, if Boog Powell married Philip Alou,
he'd be bull alu.
Speaker 9 (42:41):
It.
Speaker 16 (42:41):
Yeah, Okay, here we go. If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dolly,
she'd be Dolly Dolly. If bo Derek married Don Ho,
she'd be bow Ho. If Heidi Flics married Don Ho,
she'd be Heidy Ho. Don Ho is a godsend. If
(43:01):
b Author married Stem, she'd be b Stem. If Tuesday
Well married Frederick March the Second, she'd be Tuesday March
the Facond. If Snoop Doggie Dog married Winnie the Pool,
he'd be Snoop Doggie Dog Pool. If g Gordon Liddy
married bootros Boutrouse Golly and then divorced him and married
(43:25):
Kenny g He'd be g Golly g He is a
good one. If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, then divorced
her and married Gregory Peck, then divorced him and married
Ben Hur, He'd be Woody Wood Peck player. If Sondra
(43:45):
Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him and married Herman Munster,
she'd be Sondra Locke Nest Munster. It is my personal favorite.
If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smother and then divorced him
and married sixties TV character mister Lucky, then divorced him
(44:06):
and married Martin Short Yeah, then divorced him and married
blues guitar legend Buddy Guy. Think of the headline for
that wedding announcement, Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky short Guy.
Speaker 11 (44:19):
What do you think that's not been?
Speaker 18 (44:21):
I think Sherman had the goods after all.
Speaker 16 (44:24):
He's got some killer light bulb jokes too. They don't
some stuff over you guys.
Speaker 18 (44:28):
Give it a luck, hey, I speaking of promising careers,
anything cooking for.
Speaker 16 (44:32):
Us, Jimbo is food all you ever think about I.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Mean cooking career wise.
Speaker 16 (44:38):
Yeah, right, like anybody would give you a job.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
I mean cooking as I do you have any gigs
lined up for us?
Speaker 16 (44:44):
Cooking gigs lined? I don't get it.
Speaker 18 (44:47):
When I said cooking, I didn't mean cooking, I mean
coming up.
Speaker 16 (44:50):
You don't rerem about this comedy school in La hav
An e colerated three week refresher setting you up. And
I have steal sherman.
Speaker 11 (44:57):
Stuff of a run away.
Speaker 16 (44:58):
It sounds like you could use him now whatever man
took the lunch thing later? Have you a machine? Call
my machine and give my love to Bobby. That's Billy
him too, and Jimbob what call me?
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