June 27, 2025 • 45 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, in honor of “Sargie Sargie’s” visit yesterday, we’ll pull out the tape from John Boy’s infamous Push Up.. - Bill Silvers has a Top 10 List.. - Today’s John Boy & Billy Playhouse takes a spooky shortcut thru the old graveyard.. - We’ll talk with Big Show Buddy Robert Earl Keen about his current projects and latest tour.. - Tom Sorensen covers the NBA Draft.. - and we’ll wind things up down with a classic tune from Paul Thorn and a call to Murray…
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's a big show on the radio Heaven Fun on
a Friday. I feature track for the Big Show bit
Box origin Murray Sherman's great script, All about that keyword
script hit the bit box at the Big Show dot
com here right now. Let's play beat the bloss. We
got our blinde, I said Tita Moren. We got a
(00:49):
contestant on the line out of Cokeville, Tennessee. Say head, Tom, Hello, Tom.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Hello, Happy Friday.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Whoa to you too, Grey's against the blonde. Let's get
you two bails for two buzzers, and you get the
big old Bird tea in County Peanuts prize, Pike, you
don't love that dom So, yes, my see, I love
talking about five senses. You know, that's how many we have.
(01:22):
I saw that You're pretty good that most of them love.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I see.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
So which of your five senses revive old memories more
easily than the.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Other Oh, that would be the sense of guilt. There's overrides.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
That would I grew.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Up with that one. No, no, no, it's the sense
of smell.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
The sense of smell revive old memories more easily than
the others, is what Tater's saying. Tom do you agree
or disagree.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I'm gonna have to agree with that one.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Yes, that was my thought.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Okay, so let's see, isn't the right thought?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yes, it is smell. So they show that familiar odors
work best. Okay, you'll just mention that. Okays, one belt?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Tom, here we go.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Who was the first American president to be featured on
a US coin?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
The first? Well, the first president? George Washington? Oh, George,
Georgy Porgy pudding pie.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Then jump down the che lah remember.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
That wooden teeth. That's about all you know. Actually, neither
of those factors or whatever. We're over here talking all.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Right, Tom, So what do you think. I can't remember
what you said, George? As you said, George Washington, you
have the first president.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I already have one belt. So I'm gonna take a
gamble and agree.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
You agree with George on it? It was Abraham Lincoln.
That was since nineteen o nine. Honest, Abe got on that.
I guess it was a penny.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah still there, Yeah, he's still there been a while since.
You can't change.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Alright, we gotta fall count.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Let's see what we're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Taylor, who dreams more smokers or non smokers dream about what?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Who dreams more?
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I got here. I'm non smokers. Non smokers dream more.
Oh so you have looked? Oh joke.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Tom Tader says nothing smokers.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Yeah what I think, Because there's more of them, I'm
gonna have.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
To agree non smokers and they do.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
The reason or not? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
God Tom, good work Burntea County Peanuts prize pack.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Head over to cook mill for you.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Oh something, y'all have a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Right, my money to hang gonna? Why the what do
I wear?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
TAMAI on the other side, I frida him on a
time capsule in Mark June twenty seventh, Today's a day.
(04:56):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports letters.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Oh we get letters.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
You get your letters every day.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Mail man, mail man.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Mail two day reap, ride in and pull out out.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
That's one. That what you got to say? Mail today?
All right? By the way, I thought, that's reach right
in and pull one. All right, thank you well. It
brings a letter today.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
But this letter requires a setup because we have talked
about this on the Big Show, and it came from
a newspaper paper article in the Wilmington Star from Wilmington,
North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Billy, will you highlight that for us?
Speaker 7 (05:58):
A little problem downe in Runswick County at Sandy Creek.
A lady named Patricia Caffey had a couple of parakeets,
and to make a long story short, what happened is
she came home and found a snake, a rat snake
in the cage with one of her two parakeets.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, of course she just freaked out.
Speaker 7 (06:18):
She called nine to one one and as it turned out,
it took them a long time to get there because
they had the wrong address in the computer database at nine,
So it's fifteen minutes. She starts hollering for the neighbors
and they come over, dragged the cage out into the yard,
open it up, and they dragged the snake out and
kill it with a pitchfork.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
But it was too late. So it was too late. Yeah,
one of the birds was eaten.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
And the story it talks about the names of the
parakeets there.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
Let's see, they pulled the cage out using a pitchfork,
opened the cage, let the snake out. The other parakeet,
John Boy, was at the top of the cage, avoiding
the snake.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Now, so one of the parakeets was named John Boy,
and it says after personality John Boy.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
The other one is named whin On It. It says here
whin On It is named after a country singer Winona Judd,
and John Boy is named after morning radio show host
John Boy.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
And y'all started it, Randy, I think you jumped in
and said, Oh, that's just like you know, John Boy,
up in the top of the cage, watching Whyona get
eaten and no doubt.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
Of hollering, do what you want to the girl, but
leave me alone.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
That's much like the real John.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Talked about that a little bit talk it was odd
listeners sent it in.
Speaker 8 (07:29):
Well.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
This letter today is from Patricia Caffey. Dear John Boy,
I've been an avid listener to your show for several
years now. Friday, I was not listening, but have heard
from many of my co workers that you discussed the
situation that occurred at my home the previous Sunday. I
returned home to find a four and a half foot
snake in my parakeet's cage. The snake was in the
process of attacking my female I was unable to get
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any help for what seemed like an eternity. When all
was said and done, my female was devored.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I think that should be.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Well, no wonder she's feeling like this. That's that's a
lot worse than what I have. So, yeah, of course devoured.
I understand that you handled this in a very insensitive manner.
I realized that your show is comedy based, but this
was indeed a very horrifying experience for me. Consider this,
had this happened to your wife, would you have handled
it in this way? I am truly disappointed in you.
(08:23):
Sometimes funny is not worth the feelings of others. Patricia Caffey,
Sandy Creek, North Carolina. Well, sounds like I'm gonna have
a I'm sorry coming up, So let's bring in our
director of Sorry Operations, mister Taylor.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
Good morning there, John Boy, mourning there, Billy, and good
morning to you, miss Kathy. Let me first of all say,
director of Sorry Operations.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
You know, I ain't.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
Real sure I like that name. Y'all are a mauk
in me, aren't you. Well let's see here, looks like
we got us another comedy based incident. That's a very
horrifying turn. Y'all beat everything you know that John Boyce
started talking about somethingwhere his name come up in it
and it ended up going south On. You won't miss
(09:11):
Kaffe If you're really and truly an avid listener, this
art not to come as a complete surprise. First off,
you got these here birds named why Ona and John Boy.
Now take it from me, right from the get go,
you're just asking for trouble. Then you got this snake
coming in your house there and he ets one of
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your birds. And when it turns out the one that
got at was whin Ona and the one up in
the top of the cage of hollering his John Boy. Well, ma'am,
you should have just had somebody mosey on over and
stick a fork in you because.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
You were dumb.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
Only thing would have been worse is if John Boy
had been the one that hit why On. So you know,
if you back up a little bit and squint real
hard while you're looking at it, it could have been worse. Yes, ma'am,
A hall a lot. What now you say here? If
this had happened to your wife, would you have handled
(10:08):
it this way?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Well?
Speaker 7 (10:10):
No, see John Boy's wife does have a pet named
John Boyd. But it ain't a bird, it's a big
old jackass. And see in a fight with a rat
snake we reckon, a jackass could more than hold his own.
And you close your letter by saying, sometimes funny is
not worth the feelings of others. Well, now we've done
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some studying about that, and we figured in this case
it was worth us, Miss Caffy. John Boy don't mean
to be insensitive. It's just when his name comes up
he gets a tickled. He has a hard time of thunking,
struck and straight thinking. Ain't something becomes natural to him,
even in the best of circumstances. So you can see
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what we was up against here. I mean, I told
the Fellers we ought to do something about this situation.
I asked how much a parake you costs at the
pet store, and Billy said he reckoned it'd be about
twenty five or thirty dollars. I said, I thought a
big good idea if one of us went down to
the pet store and bought one. Well, John Boy said,
what fur They ain't hardly got no meat on them.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
And what's there looks to be of my stringy to minute.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
You thank you feelings is hurt. Now imagine how it
upset you to ben if you'd heard that. Of course,
come to think of it now that I just told
it to you have her. Well, ma'am, we want to
make this thing right with you. If we can fix
up with another bird to replace old wine on it,
you just let us know.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
And if you're.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
Looking for a name for this here new bird, here's
a suggestion. Since you other in his named John Boy,
what you are to do is get you a robbin
with a big old red breast on it and name
it that bird from Baywater. Then you wouldn't have to
worry about nobody nibbling on uscept of course, for old
John Boy. So Johnny, send that woman to check for
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thirty and next time y'all lacklock he got some smarts.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Uh, I'm sorry, that's good, John Boyan Dilly.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
I could of course text you on my BlackBerry or
my blueberry or my chuck berry, although technically chuck Berry
is a BlackBerry.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
The point is you'll.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Stop wasting everybody's time and grow up.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Is that clear to your sweetheart? Morning radio? Done right?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Good morning. It's a big showing a radio. Now man
so and so his world of sports coming up in
by twenty minutes now, Well, never get tired of letting
our listeners know that we have our very own poet laureate.
And he's back with us again today. Pretty sure he's
got something very special for us. So let's welcome back
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to the big show, Colonel Hamilton Brewster. Have a saint, Colonel.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
The only time I'll ever turn down that offer is
if the warden is saying, don't need no malarkey from
old mister spot.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yes, all right, colonel, what you got for us?
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Well, with the warm weather upon us, folks are getting
out and enjoying some time on the water, unless, of course,
someone throws a monkey wrench in the works. And that's
kind of my inspiration for something that happened just last weekend.
I call it the big Fat Bullard County raft Race.
He goes a little like this. In old Bullard County,
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there's a long time tradition that folks look forward to
as the seasons transition. They gather on the pod Ankle
River's shore for the big raft race that the locals adore.
It's a three mile trek down the Hogweller's dock. It's
who finishes first. No one watches the clock but this
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a year would be different in a great big way.
And who to thunk that some fat guys would save
the day. Now the rafts are delivered the night before,
lined up in a row on that pebbly shore. But
the beavers paid a visit, and that ain't good. The
morning sun revealed but a few scraps of wood. The
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town's spirits sunk like the Bye God Titanic.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
What the hell do we do?
Speaker 4 (14:51):
They screamed in a paddy. But Jasper Farnham had a thought.
Some folks called daft, what if they just used human
style rafts? See, the Big Eater's brotherhood was partying nearby,
a passel of four and five hundred pound guys. Now
smooth talking Jasper gave him the word, and all those
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bell beefers.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
They liked what they heard.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Each tub of guts would get in the river and float,
while a feller would ride him like a big fleshy boat.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Now there'd be no pay.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
But what sealed the deal? They invited those horses to
the after race meal.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
So they got in the water.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
And the starter flag waved, and all those paddlers give
all that they gave all except Jasper Farnham who just
barely rowed. The others laughed, but they didn't know what
he knowed. See, Jasper been watching those big fellas feeding.
He saw one fella chowing down on just what was needing,
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deviled eggs, cucumber salad, and homemade big beans, the sort
of food that ruins a good pair of jess. He
was watching the others way on up ahead, but knew
he didn't have nothing to dread. Then he fell to
rumble below him. It shook his hind end, signaling the
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fireworks was about to begin. Swee frack pooped, the water donroiled,
bubbles broke the surface like the river was boiled. That fat,
pimply raft took off like a shot propelled by a
long blast of farts, went and hot jaspers shot past
them stragglers, and then past the leaders. They shore down
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the cattails like pudgy wheed eaters, crossed the finish line,
and just in time, his gas tank was empty. But
they won, and that's fine. The folks cheered and laughed.
What a lark, they all said. Too bad that so
many of them folks wound up dead. It would have
been a great day, but there's always a catch. And
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I guess we'll never know who was the one who
lit the match.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah like that one, John Good more than everybody more
Big Show to come. Hang where you are, Yo?
Speaker 8 (17:12):
What's up?
Speaker 9 (17:14):
This is Ike and for all of five one one
you need on all things Redneck. Just check out my
two favorite crackers, John bro and Bitley right here on
the Big Show. I listened to something else my own self,
but white Boy Patrick Dunn broke off the knob in
the Cadillac.
Speaker 8 (17:36):
Never mind pets out.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
It is John Boy's wonderful thing. Giveaway Time number one
hundred and forty seven US A proud Leatherman Tools Challenge coin.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Ghost How.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Lucky Big Show listening better than our Charlene sitting out
of Knoxville.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Ten U say, oh, Johnboy, don't give me that one.
It makes me cryd.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
We got it, Charlene, Thank you so much for listening.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Listen. Will this y'all hit the Big.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Show dot com for the burboheart Hoolmes challenge coin may
be worth some money as a pokerchip.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
We'll get into that. I've got you up and swords,
Oh things.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Our Friday morning Quarterback and minutes Big Show rolls on.
Good Morning, Big show's on the radio. Coming up, we
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North Carolina hits you a brand new flag for July fourth.
It's made in the USA using all weather nylon, large
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Speaker 1 (19:31):
North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Hang over that, but right now it is time for
our Friday morning quarterback Tom sore and Son.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
We got him on the line this morning. Good morning, Tom,
good morning. How are you hey? Man?
Speaker 2 (19:43):
We are all good, welcome here, and well wait, think
I'm gonna turn it over to you, buddy. The NBA
draft last night. But first Tom, you were talking about
the NBA playoffs. There was a game seven Indiana lost
to Oakland Homa City and Tyre's halliburt and me and Jackie's
been talking about that and wanted to get your take.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
On Tyre's man.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
He played hurt and then he just like tore his
calf looks like really bad in like the first quarter
of the game, and then of course they lost.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
So what are you thinking about that? Tom?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
You know you tear your achilles, and it just doesn't
end your season, it likely ends your next season.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
And uh, oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, to achilles.
I just thought it was his calf. Have I missed that?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Yes, Oh, Jackie dog got it, Baby, I missed that.
All right, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Well that is terrible. So he's gonna miss all next year.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
It looks like it. I mean, he could make an
amazing comeback. Par typically it takes so long to get over.
And what I like about it, I mean I don't.
I like him. I think he's a really clutch player.
He's best player in the team. And he just said, look,
I would do it again despite the injury, despite all
that that happened and could happen next season. Probably will,
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he said, Look, he said, he said he did it
for his brothers, being in his teammates, did it for
the fans. And he said, look, fans, you do not
deserve this. You know, you guys deserve a championship. And
that's what I was trying to do. And I do
it again, and I do it again after that, and
I just thought, you know, this is just the kind
of guy you admire, whether it's an athlete or not
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somebody who says, look, I'm not doing this just for me,
I'm doing it for everybody. And it's one way. You
know you're a fan and you want to support your guys.
This guy is easy to sport.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
You got that.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Rug and talking about the emotion of the draft is
what you really like. Last night, Tom, I was talking
about the NFL Draft, how it just life goes on
and it's just so popular. How did compare that to
the NBA Draft? Did you watch the first last night?
Speaker 3 (21:51):
I think the NBA players addressed that. I mean, there
is some flashy outfits, but I'll tell you it's you know,
the NFL is a most tugular sport in the country.
But what I liked is I don't like athletes to
make noises. To make noise, I mean, some guy will
grab an inconsequential rebound, nobody's within ten yards of him
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and he's going ah, but he's did something incredible. Last night,
it was Yeah, it was real emotion. Mluwatch the Big
Man from Duke. You know, he's from Sedan and then
moved to Ganda and he played and the NBA has
it's almost like a bureau over there. And he just
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stood out and he was drafted tenth and his parents
weren't there. He hoped they stayed up because of the
time difference, but his brothers were sitting at the table
with him, and he started crying. And here's a guy
seven feet tall and he comes up on stage and
tears are coming out of his eyes and he just
dripping down his face. He didn't care, man, he cared,
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and he just said, he said, this is just for me,
This is for you know, the country, the continent. He said, Look,
if you believe in yourself, you can do this. I
mean you can especially do it if you're seven feet tall.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
That's neat. So Tay was talking about that.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
That is three duke players that got drafted in the
top ten picks. There was two in the top five,
three in the top here right, okay, yeah, look at
those pictures on our facebook.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
This is this telephone I hated.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I'm sorry, so we're well yeah, yeah, pictures of a
coach k When he brought his book by the studio
got to thinking about Taylor put that up on the
John Mombilly Facebook page. One did you see that? And
I got something else where I'm saving for you Tom.
But anyway, all right, all right, back to the draft,
back to the draft. So what about the Hornets? How
do we do? What did we do? What are we thinking?
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Are we still gonna suck.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Ro he?
Speaker 3 (23:51):
What's cool they are thinking? With the fourth pick, they
went Duke and I'm always worried of a mispronounced his name,
but to Nipple, Uh, you know, he's he's he was.
He's the best shooting in the draft. And he's one
of those guys who just he's ready to shoot when
he gets the ball. I mean, he's not selfish. He'll pass,
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so he'll hustle to work. And people say, well, he's
not a good athlete. He can't play defense. I'm thinking,
have you ever seen LaMelo Ball play defense? Still waiting? Uh?
He got bench last year briefly because he didn't. But
this guy will hustle and they need shooters, and so
they got him. And then with the next to last
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pick in the first round, Uh, they got McNeely from Yukon.
He's a similar Yeah, he's just he was sitting there
by himself. Everybody else in the green room have been drafted,
and he's just being calm. He's being calm. He's being calm,
and when he's drafted by the by the Hornets, he
walks up on stage and instead of saying, look all
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the people have passed over me, I'm gonna show you,
he just talks about happy is and he his burst
off crying he didn't care, and his mom's next to
him and she's crying. It was just kind of a
neat scene. He is a good player, I mean, I
think he a good passer, makes good decisions, and man,
he can shoot. So the Hornets needed what.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Did they need?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Well, they needed everything, but they got two shooters and
I liked the pick.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
All right. Well, that time, Sure is softening up in
his old age. He's making sure.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
He points out how nicely dressed everybody was, how sentimentally
it was.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Well, listen, this is what I wanted to get to. Tom.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
You say a player who didn't look happy was Ace
Bailey of Rutgers, and I just heard a little bit
about that before the dreve he did not want to
play for Charlotte. Could you lay that out for us?
What was the deal with Ace Bailey of Rutgers?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
He did not play. He was considered the third best
player in the draft. I mean, according to most most
of the people pay attention, and he did not work
out for a single team. He said he'd work out
for it, and then the day before he was supposed
to show up, he canceled. And my theory simply is
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that he wanted to be unlikable and he did a
really good job because he wanted to be rafted by
the teams with the sixth, seventh, and eighth pick. He
wanted Brooklyn, he wanted Washington, and he wanted New Orleans,
and instead Utah took him fifth. He wasn't crying, I
mean if you did cry, but because Utah took him.
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But he looked miserable and he got up there. And
you know, you can't manipulate the draft. I mean, you
hear about players saying, look, I don't want to go
to this team. I get it. But to say I
don't want to go to this team or this team
or this team or this team or this team is
I think really arrogant. And I think he and his
agent made a mistake. It's going to cost him some money.
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He will get to go to the cities you like,
He will get to go to Washington, he will get
to go to Brooklyn, he will get to go to
New Orleans when his team has a road game.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
So he's got that going for But these are good.
So you're Charlotte. You got two good shooters, so you're
all right with that. And of course Cooper flag number
one pick, as we figured it would be, out of
the Duke mill or coach k Neal Cooper.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
He was just like a freshman this year, wasn't.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
He Tom Yeah, and he's only eighteen. I mean, Cooper
was the best high school player in the country. And
what I like about him is he does everything and
he's not selfish. I mean, he can really pass the ball,
and he looks for his teammates, and he plays really
good d I mean, he's the rare guy who's as
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good a defender as he is an offensive player. And
I can't imagine him failing. I mean, I think he's
going to be not good, but really really good.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
All Right, Well, next week we're gonna turn back to
the NFL and see who's the favorite for the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Not gonna ask you to pick it yet, but Astan
Rose to start getting some things in line.
Speaker 8 (27:57):
Man.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
You realize it's about, you know, a month and the
preseason games exhibition games will be starting for the NFL.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
That's amazing it Desney compan here and this is a
quiet time of the year. I mean, nobody's doing anything
NFL wise, but it's looming.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
All right, Tom, thank you body. We'll catch up next week.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Man, God damn, everybody, have a good weekend. See you
next week.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
A buddy, all damn Well, Let's play worthy word one
eight hundred, big shell you told free line, Get a
couple of contestants, play next good find a mag show
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on the radio in the future, drag Win, the Big Show,
mid by my Raid Sherman's great scrip.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
I'm sure that key words.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Fifth, then the mid ten, the Bigshow, dot com cook
out on their contest money can't get there, We'll call you.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
I had everybody's head.
Speaker 10 (29:18):
I bought that bad.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Okay, no Birdie word, no word, any word.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Let's meet our contestants. We got Joe from Mount Vernon, Indiana.
Good morning, Joe.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
What's up? Everybody?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Heybody, welcome now the NUN contests out to Mount Vernon.
He didn't know if that's where George Washington was more.
We were just talking about George gonna beat the Blonde.
About a hour ago is that it?
Speaker 8 (29:40):
Joe?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Do you know that where you are?
Speaker 11 (29:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:42):
I don't know that. Okay, maybe I'm wrong about this whole.
I don't think it's Indiana. I think it's not Vernon,
but not Indiana. Oh you think you right? Okay?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Well man, Well, y'all could have told me I'm just
sounding stupid for like four years.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
I don't think George Washing that's normal. I don't. I
think George Washington was born in the United States. Actually,
oh man, yeah, he was born in Britain. Oh wow,
oh well, yeay, flag.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
All right, well, listen, let's meet our other contestant. We
got Joe from Mount Vernon. Tickle to have you, Joe.
We'll take you on my team.
Speaker 8 (30:17):
All right.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
And there's JJ out of Woodville, Alabama. Good morning, JJ, AJ, Good.
Speaker 7 (30:24):
Morning man, first time calling it, first time calling right.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Then here JJ, and you got Tay on your team.
Let's go, all right, dear, well boys, let's do the
first round. JJ, you relax, Me and Joe will go
for the first thirty seconds. We have a mixed bag
of words. These are random words.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Joe. All right, Boddy, I'm ready when you are. Well,
let's see what we can do.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Then, start the clock now, basketball, you're taking the charge
and you're not really hit and you just blank down
on the floor.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
No another word, another word that does start with an F.
You lay that? Uh no, yes, yeah, kind of it
is a fall. But but help me, Jackie. That's the
only thing I get. I can't get it that in
my head.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Oh, you take a charge and it's not really flip
uh oh flip blank flip blank.
Speaker 10 (31:26):
Flip.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I'm not a basketball guy. No, joy is my bad.
There's one in things, you know, just dug in the brain.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
JJ and Tatters had time to think about it ready, JJ,
starting to clock now.
Speaker 7 (31:43):
It's a sandal a flip flip flop, flop flop flop.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Rhymes with it. Pork blank.
Speaker 8 (31:50):
It's a lot, jackiey pork you eat them poor top
all right?
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Rhymes with this is what a rabbit does?
Speaker 5 (32:01):
You do?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
The bunny blink. It's a dance, all right? Oh it's
twice uh your rhymes with it?
Speaker 10 (32:08):
Soda blank, Mike and rhymes with it not the bottom
but the Oh.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
All right, there you go, dog one five on the board.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Flip the most obvious thing, got flop you know, can't
saying Sandal was like Tater was looking at me telling
me not to help you. You'll think about Joe and
melt vernon.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Start over, all right, Joe, let's say what we can
do for round two here, buddy, all right, alright, starting
to clock now. Striping horse at the zoo is a zebra?
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Uh huh? You have two of these? You walk on legs?
You're yeah?
Speaker 8 (33:00):
Uh uh?
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Bugs money eats these, Eric, Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I'm not a boy. I am a girl.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Yeah, rivet ribbt goes the bull.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Uh huh, I hear out of two of these ears.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
This is what a tarantula spins.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Two words? What kind of web fighter? Web fighter? Well,
I'm not a boy, Joe, good word? What did we do? Seven?
Is what I'm talking about when you apply yourself.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Well, let's say if Taylor and jj oh you got
talking part done?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
All you need is two three will win.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
If you got a hard word, Randy, I'll pay you
five dollars.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
He's gonna do no offense. Ja, all right, all right,
here here we go, do it, non't do it? Here
we go?
Speaker 10 (33:56):
All right?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
J j and Taytlor two will tie three win? Ready
go a werewolf will change when it's a fool you
smell with this on your face, tied up.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
This is the planet twitch live on your kid?
Speaker 10 (34:16):
What's the planet we live on?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
So you just went the other.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Way the first grade easy reader here, Hey Joe, Jackie
feels like she owes you trust me. We'll get you
down the road. Give you another shot that buddy we
pressed out to work man.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
You also, you'll never have tom Boy again.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
I'll never choose don Boy.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Don't do that, all right, go get another side, Hey,
JJ downy Woodville.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
You did it, buddy, your prize back. Thank you for
you good game. Oh yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Let me you give a shout out to my bully red Bone.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
We both longtime listeners, and my wife Ambery and my
two kids, Leland Harley.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
All right, Mot, I appreciate you and your good morning.
I got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Let's get the bit request time, Leanne Murray Munsell. I
love your musical name, Helen says. One of my favorite
pieces is when Paul Thorne sang it's a great day
and y'all singing along one of our fond memories to Lynn,
let's all share it again. That's what we do these
bit requests at this time for ton't you had work
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this up next? Good morning, yeah, liten make show on
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the radio bout this time under through Friday. We take
a requests help to John Boy milly facebook page. Lien
Murray Munt said, it's her request from Paul Thorne's, a
wonderful friend of hours out of Alabama.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
The well go.
Speaker 6 (36:25):
Have you ever had one of those days when nothing
goes raid your wife starts bitching by whatever it was.
She was bitching a bad last night, So you escaping
to the bathroom just to sit there on your throne.
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But after you finished show business, the tarlet paper is gone.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
It's a great dame for me to whoop some by
his ass.
Speaker 11 (37:02):
It's a bad day, so you better get off of
my back.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
You might get cold.
Speaker 11 (37:10):
Cot if you cross my path, because it's a great
day for me to whip somebody's ass. All right, y'all
sat down? Well, I was running late for work, so
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I poured me in some coffee to go, and just
before I had a flat tire, I spilled it all
over my clothes. When the highway patrolman pulled up, I
thought that help was on the way, but when he
saw that tiretoo in my hand. He shot me with
(37:58):
a pepper spray. It's a great day, y'all can say it.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Come on for me to whoop.
Speaker 11 (38:05):
Somebody asked, it's a bad day, so you better get
off of my back.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
You might get cold.
Speaker 11 (38:17):
Cock if you cross my path. Come on, y'all, because
it's a great day for me to whoop somebody ass
right now. This last verse, he goes out to everybody
that don't like their boss at work. All right, Winter
(38:41):
finally made it to work. That was fifteen minutes late.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
I told my boss about the flat tire.
Speaker 11 (38:52):
Buddy fired me in any way.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
So here I am in the parking lot.
Speaker 11 (38:59):
Just wait hat and by his COVID, I'm gonna give
him a good bye president that he never will fucking
it's a great day.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Come on for me to wood. Some badies ask me.
Speaker 11 (39:17):
It's a bad day, so you better get off of
my back. You might get cold cock.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
If you cross my past.
Speaker 11 (39:31):
Big finish, Come on, because it's a great day.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
For me to wood. Somebody's as.
Speaker 5 (39:43):
A right.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
The doves an now now uh huh, way done yet?
Speaker 2 (40:14):
See you feature her and I feature Draft from The
Big Show, Big Box with John Bone Miller album Summer
Time listening in the air conditioning pleasure Fey words Scripps.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Just call old eyes and Mark.
Speaker 10 (40:29):
Yes, yeah, now I mean hello, Hotel in Incorporated.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Yes, this is mister Pasto this yeah, John Bomiller here.
Speaker 10 (40:37):
Well what do you say? There's your big old hairy
nose picking Greek lighton way past their prime? Perfect?
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Not much man?
Speaker 5 (40:45):
Just what hey?
Speaker 1 (40:46):
Way past their prime? Is that what you think us?
Speaker 10 (40:49):
No, that's just what it says in your card.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Here in the room with the oh okay, so here
you got a new boyfriend. Want to know how that's going?
Speaker 8 (40:57):
So far?
Speaker 10 (40:58):
Has a close friend of yours always hell you think
it's going?
Speaker 1 (41:02):
As another friend of ours says? Not too good?
Speaker 10 (41:05):
Yeah, And as my grandma used to say at the
VFW club bingo.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
I'm begging to go and nowhere fast as Murray in.
Speaker 10 (41:13):
Ya hold on, I asked him, Hey, Murray, Jim blink
Bobby on two?
Speaker 8 (41:18):
What?
Speaker 10 (41:20):
No, I can't tell him. You're on the phone with
another client because we don't have any other clients. No,
Harry the human dartboard walked out last week. Yes, I'm
sure I told you about it. Hope he should be
right with you there you.
Speaker 5 (41:36):
Hello, Jim Boy, have.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Yeah morning, Murray. Hey, last time we told you you
said the John Boyn Billy movie was back on? What's
going on with that?
Speaker 5 (41:45):
Well? Remember my nephew Sherman, the comedy writer on la
uh Huh. I told him to work up a script
for us, although I haven't heard from him in almost
a month. Oh but wait, I got an email from
Sherman just this morning, and I think you will find
it very interesting. Check this out, Uncle Murray. Sorry, I
haven't written in a while. A little over three weeks ago,
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I was just staring at a blank sheet of paper.
I had nothing, but all of a sudden, the gates
of heaven opened up and laid the perfect movie idea
right in my lap. The pages poured out of me
like a fountain. For two solid weeks. Ideas were coming
so fast my typing could barely keep up with my brain.
This movie has everything, humor, action, adventure, you name it.
(42:31):
Wait there's more. And in case you think I'm just
putting myself on the back, I had lunch with a
guy from Fox yesterday. He told me not to talk
to anybody else. They are ready to make this movie.
He rattled off half a dozen directors who he said
would give their left nugget for a chance to be involved.
I think we'll have a contract signed by the end
of the week. I'll let you know as soon as
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the deal is officially done. This is gonna be great,
signed Sherman ts as tho as who wrapped up. That's
what I'm gonna get right to work on. That Jimbo
and Bobby thing I found.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
I thought it sounded too good to be true.
Speaker 5 (43:06):
Hey, look at it. This way, we'll be getting in
while he's already warmed up. There's no reason your movie
won't be just as good as a one he just finished.
After all, we're only missing a few pieces of the
puzzle here, like why Well, see, we need a plot,
a story, some characters, and we're all a cast.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
There we go again, you know, Murray, Sometimes I think
you need to take us a little more seriously.
Speaker 5 (43:30):
No, babe, I need to take you a lot more seriously.
I'm just really not sure how to do it. Hey,
maybe if I took your publicity photo down.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
Off the wall.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
This deal is never gonna happen, is it.
Speaker 5 (43:41):
Relax, babe, trust me, I have just cleared my calendar
so I can focus exclusively on you guys.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
I guess that's a lot easier when you don't have
any other clients.
Speaker 5 (43:51):
Be that as it may, I'm never gonna rest till
this deal gets done. And do you know why because
and I truly, truly believe this. You two are the
greatest thingers.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
This jockey, This jockeys is the business today.
Speaker 5 (44:06):
Nothing is more important to me than the success of pail.
Speaker 10 (44:11):
Who am I talking to?
Speaker 5 (44:12):
Jim Bow and Bomby? I mean that I called on
big a name on the other line. Oh fail, tell Fanjaya,
I'll call him right back.
Speaker 10 (44:21):
Yes, get his number. I've got a great idea.
Speaker 5 (44:24):
Hello, Jimbo, I gotta go. Let's have a lunch thing later.
Have you on machine? Call my machine? Oh and in
the words of that pop music classic, ooh that smell.
Can't you smell that smell? Ooh that smell the smell
of deaths around you? Sorry, baby, I heard that one
on the way to work this morning. Can't get it
out of my head anyway. Give my love to Bobby.
That's Billy him too, And Jimbo?
Speaker 1 (44:45):
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Speaker 2 (45:03):
If you missed any of The Big Show this morning,
you can hear it all the John Boybilly Late Risers
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Speaker 1 (45:16):
Love you Mean It
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's a big show on the radio Heaven Fun on
a Friday. I feature track for the Big Show bit
Box origin Murray Sherman's great script, All about that keyword
script hit the bit box at the Big Show dot
com here right now. Let's play beat the bloss. We
got our blinde, I said Tita Moren. We got a
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contestant on the line out of Cokeville, Tennessee. Say head, Tom, Hello, Tom.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Hello, Happy Friday.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Whoa to you too, Grey's against the blonde. Let's get
you two bails for two buzzers, and you get the
big old Bird tea in County Peanuts prize, Pike, you
don't love that dom So, yes, my see, I love
talking about five senses. You know, that's how many we have.
(01:22):
I saw that You're pretty good that most of them love.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I see.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
So which of your five senses revive old memories more
easily than the.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Other Oh, that would be the sense of guilt. There's overrides.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
That would I grew.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Up with that one. No, no, no, it's the sense
of smell.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
The sense of smell revive old memories more easily than
the others, is what Tater's saying. Tom do you agree
or disagree.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I'm gonna have to agree with that one.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Yes, that was my thought.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Okay, so let's see, isn't the right thought?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yes, it is smell. So they show that familiar odors
work best. Okay, you'll just mention that. Okays, one belt?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Tom, here we go.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Who was the first American president to be featured on
a US coin?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
The first? Well, the first president? George Washington? Oh, George,
Georgy Porgy pudding pie.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Then jump down the che lah remember.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
That wooden teeth. That's about all you know. Actually, neither
of those factors or whatever. We're over here talking all.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Right, Tom, So what do you think. I can't remember
what you said, George? As you said, George Washington, you
have the first president.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I already have one belt. So I'm gonna take a
gamble and agree.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
You agree with George on it? It was Abraham Lincoln.
That was since nineteen o nine. Honest, Abe got on that.
I guess it was a penny.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah still there, Yeah, he's still there been a while since.
You can't change.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Alright, we gotta fall count.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Let's see what we're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Taylor, who dreams more smokers or non smokers dream about what?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Who dreams more?
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I got here. I'm non smokers. Non smokers dream more.
Oh so you have looked? Oh joke.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Tom Tader says nothing smokers.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Yeah what I think, Because there's more of them, I'm
gonna have.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
To agree non smokers and they do.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
The reason or not? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
God Tom, good work Burntea County Peanuts prize pack.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Head over to cook mill for you.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Oh something, y'all have a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Right, my money to hang gonna? Why the what do
I wear?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
TAMAI on the other side, I frida him on a
time capsule in Mark June twenty seventh, Today's a day.
(04:56):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports letters.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Oh we get letters.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
You get your letters every day.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Mail man, mail man.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Mail two day reap, ride in and pull out out.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
That's one. That what you got to say? Mail today?
All right? By the way, I thought, that's reach right
in and pull one. All right, thank you well. It
brings a letter today.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
But this letter requires a setup because we have talked
about this on the Big Show, and it came from
a newspaper paper article in the Wilmington Star from Wilmington,
North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Billy, will you highlight that for us?
Speaker 7 (05:58):
A little problem downe in Runswick County at Sandy Creek.
A lady named Patricia Caffey had a couple of parakeets,
and to make a long story short, what happened is
she came home and found a snake, a rat snake
in the cage with one of her two parakeets.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, of course she just freaked out.
Speaker 7 (06:18):
She called nine to one one and as it turned out,
it took them a long time to get there because
they had the wrong address in the computer database at nine,
So it's fifteen minutes. She starts hollering for the neighbors
and they come over, dragged the cage out into the yard,
open it up, and they dragged the snake out and
kill it with a pitchfork.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
But it was too late. So it was too late. Yeah,
one of the birds was eaten.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
And the story it talks about the names of the
parakeets there.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
Let's see, they pulled the cage out using a pitchfork,
opened the cage, let the snake out. The other parakeet,
John Boy, was at the top of the cage, avoiding
the snake.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Now, so one of the parakeets was named John Boy,
and it says after personality John Boy.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
The other one is named whin On It. It says here
whin On It is named after a country singer Winona Judd,
and John Boy is named after morning radio show host
John Boy.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
And y'all started it, Randy, I think you jumped in
and said, Oh, that's just like you know, John Boy,
up in the top of the cage, watching Whyona get
eaten and no doubt.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
Of hollering, do what you want to the girl, but
leave me alone.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
That's much like the real John.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Talked about that a little bit talk it was odd
listeners sent it in.
Speaker 8 (07:29):
Well.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
This letter today is from Patricia Caffey. Dear John Boy,
I've been an avid listener to your show for several
years now. Friday, I was not listening, but have heard
from many of my co workers that you discussed the
situation that occurred at my home the previous Sunday. I
returned home to find a four and a half foot
snake in my parakeet's cage. The snake was in the
process of attacking my female I was unable to get
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any help for what seemed like an eternity. When all
was said and done, my female was devored.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I think that should be.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Well, no wonder she's feeling like this. That's that's a
lot worse than what I have. So, yeah, of course devoured.
I understand that you handled this in a very insensitive manner.
I realized that your show is comedy based, but this
was indeed a very horrifying experience for me. Consider this,
had this happened to your wife, would you have handled
it in this way? I am truly disappointed in you.
(08:23):
Sometimes funny is not worth the feelings of others. Patricia Caffey,
Sandy Creek, North Carolina. Well, sounds like I'm gonna have
a I'm sorry coming up, So let's bring in our
director of Sorry Operations, mister Taylor.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
Good morning there, John Boy, mourning there, Billy, and good
morning to you, miss Kathy. Let me first of all say,
director of Sorry Operations.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
You know, I ain't.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
Real sure I like that name. Y'all are a mauk
in me, aren't you. Well let's see here, looks like
we got us another comedy based incident. That's a very
horrifying turn. Y'all beat everything you know that John Boyce
started talking about somethingwhere his name come up in it
and it ended up going south On. You won't miss
(09:11):
Kaffe If you're really and truly an avid listener, this
art not to come as a complete surprise. First off,
you got these here birds named why Ona and John Boy.
Now take it from me, right from the get go,
you're just asking for trouble. Then you got this snake
coming in your house there and he ets one of
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your birds. And when it turns out the one that
got at was whin Ona and the one up in
the top of the cage of hollering his John Boy. Well, ma'am,
you should have just had somebody mosey on over and
stick a fork in you because.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
You were dumb.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
Only thing would have been worse is if John Boy
had been the one that hit why On. So you know,
if you back up a little bit and squint real
hard while you're looking at it, it could have been worse. Yes, ma'am,
A hall a lot. What now you say here? If
this had happened to your wife, would you have handled
(10:08):
it this way?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Well?
Speaker 7 (10:10):
No, see John Boy's wife does have a pet named
John Boyd. But it ain't a bird, it's a big
old jackass. And see in a fight with a rat
snake we reckon, a jackass could more than hold his own.
And you close your letter by saying, sometimes funny is
not worth the feelings of others. Well, now we've done
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some studying about that, and we figured in this case
it was worth us, Miss Caffy. John Boy don't mean
to be insensitive. It's just when his name comes up
he gets a tickled. He has a hard time of thunking,
struck and straight thinking. Ain't something becomes natural to him,
even in the best of circumstances. So you can see
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what we was up against here. I mean, I told
the Fellers we ought to do something about this situation.
I asked how much a parake you costs at the
pet store, and Billy said he reckoned it'd be about
twenty five or thirty dollars. I said, I thought a
big good idea if one of us went down to
the pet store and bought one. Well, John Boy said,
what fur They ain't hardly got no meat on them.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
And what's there looks to be of my stringy to minute.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
You thank you feelings is hurt. Now imagine how it
upset you to ben if you'd heard that. Of course,
come to think of it now that I just told
it to you have her. Well, ma'am, we want to
make this thing right with you. If we can fix
up with another bird to replace old wine on it,
you just let us know.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
And if you're.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
Looking for a name for this here new bird, here's
a suggestion. Since you other in his named John Boy,
what you are to do is get you a robbin
with a big old red breast on it and name
it that bird from Baywater. Then you wouldn't have to
worry about nobody nibbling on uscept of course, for old
John Boy. So Johnny, send that woman to check for
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thirty and next time y'all lacklock he got some smarts.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Uh, I'm sorry, that's good, John Boyan Dilly.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
I could of course text you on my BlackBerry or
my blueberry or my chuck berry, although technically chuck Berry
is a BlackBerry.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
The point is you'll.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Stop wasting everybody's time and grow up.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Is that clear to your sweetheart? Morning radio? Done right?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Good morning. It's a big showing a radio. Now man
so and so his world of sports coming up in
by twenty minutes now, Well, never get tired of letting
our listeners know that we have our very own poet laureate.
And he's back with us again today. Pretty sure he's
got something very special for us. So let's welcome back
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to the big show, Colonel Hamilton Brewster. Have a saint, Colonel.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
The only time I'll ever turn down that offer is
if the warden is saying, don't need no malarkey from
old mister spot.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yes, all right, colonel, what you got for us?
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Well, with the warm weather upon us, folks are getting
out and enjoying some time on the water, unless, of course,
someone throws a monkey wrench in the works. And that's
kind of my inspiration for something that happened just last weekend.
I call it the big Fat Bullard County raft Race.
He goes a little like this. In old Bullard County,
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there's a long time tradition that folks look forward to
as the seasons transition. They gather on the pod Ankle
River's shore for the big raft race that the locals adore.
It's a three mile trek down the Hogweller's dock. It's
who finishes first. No one watches the clock but this
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a year would be different in a great big way.
And who to thunk that some fat guys would save
the day. Now the rafts are delivered the night before,
lined up in a row on that pebbly shore. But
the beavers paid a visit, and that ain't good. The
morning sun revealed but a few scraps of wood. The
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town's spirits sunk like the Bye God Titanic.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
What the hell do we do?
Speaker 4 (14:51):
They screamed in a paddy. But Jasper Farnham had a thought.
Some folks called daft, what if they just used human
style rafts? See, the Big Eater's brotherhood was partying nearby,
a passel of four and five hundred pound guys. Now
smooth talking Jasper gave him the word, and all those
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bell beefers.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
They liked what they heard.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Each tub of guts would get in the river and float,
while a feller would ride him like a big fleshy boat.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Now there'd be no pay.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
But what sealed the deal? They invited those horses to
the after race meal.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
So they got in the water.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
And the starter flag waved, and all those paddlers give
all that they gave all except Jasper Farnham who just
barely rowed. The others laughed, but they didn't know what
he knowed. See, Jasper been watching those big fellas feeding.
He saw one fella chowing down on just what was needing,
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deviled eggs, cucumber salad, and homemade big beans, the sort
of food that ruins a good pair of jess. He
was watching the others way on up ahead, but knew
he didn't have nothing to dread. Then he fell to
rumble below him. It shook his hind end, signaling the
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fireworks was about to begin. Swee frack pooped, the water donroiled,
bubbles broke the surface like the river was boiled. That fat,
pimply raft took off like a shot propelled by a
long blast of farts, went and hot jaspers shot past
them stragglers, and then past the leaders. They shore down
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the cattails like pudgy wheed eaters, crossed the finish line,
and just in time, his gas tank was empty. But
they won, and that's fine. The folks cheered and laughed.
What a lark, they all said. Too bad that so
many of them folks wound up dead. It would have
been a great day, but there's always a catch. And
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I guess we'll never know who was the one who
lit the match.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah like that one, John Good more than everybody more
Big Show to come. Hang where you are, Yo?
Speaker 8 (17:12):
What's up?
Speaker 9 (17:14):
This is Ike and for all of five one one
you need on all things Redneck. Just check out my
two favorite crackers, John bro and Bitley right here on
the Big Show. I listened to something else my own self,
but white Boy Patrick Dunn broke off the knob in
the Cadillac.
Speaker 8 (17:36):
Never mind pets out.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
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hundred and forty seven US A proud Leatherman Tools Challenge coin.
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Ghost How.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Lucky Big Show listening better than our Charlene sitting out
of Knoxville.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Ten U say, oh, Johnboy, don't give me that one.
It makes me cryd.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
We got it, Charlene, Thank you so much for listening.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Listen. Will this y'all hit the Big.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Show dot com for the burboheart Hoolmes challenge coin may
be worth some money as a pokerchip.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
We'll get into that. I've got you up and swords,
Oh things.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
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Good Morning, Big show's on the radio. Coming up, we
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Speaker 1 (19:31):
North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Hang over that, but right now it is time for
our Friday morning quarterback Tom sore and Son.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
We got him on the line this morning. Good morning, Tom,
good morning. How are you hey? Man?
Speaker 2 (19:43):
We are all good, welcome here, and well wait, think
I'm gonna turn it over to you, buddy. The NBA
draft last night. But first Tom, you were talking about
the NBA playoffs. There was a game seven Indiana lost
to Oakland Homa City and Tyre's halliburt and me and Jackie's
been talking about that and wanted to get your take.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
On Tyre's man.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
He played hurt and then he just like tore his
calf looks like really bad in like the first quarter
of the game, and then of course they lost.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
So what are you thinking about that? Tom?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
You know you tear your achilles, and it just doesn't
end your season, it likely ends your next season.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
And uh, oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, to achilles.
I just thought it was his calf. Have I missed that?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Yes, Oh, Jackie dog got it, Baby, I missed that.
All right, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Well that is terrible. So he's gonna miss all next year.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
It looks like it. I mean, he could make an
amazing comeback. Par typically it takes so long to get over.
And what I like about it, I mean I don't.
I like him. I think he's a really clutch player.
He's best player in the team. And he just said, look,
I would do it again despite the injury, despite all
that that happened and could happen next season. Probably will,
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he said, Look, he said, he said he did it
for his brothers, being in his teammates, did it for
the fans. And he said, look, fans, you do not
deserve this. You know, you guys deserve a championship. And
that's what I was trying to do. And I do
it again, and I do it again after that, and
I just thought, you know, this is just the kind
of guy you admire, whether it's an athlete or not
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somebody who says, look, I'm not doing this just for me,
I'm doing it for everybody. And it's one way. You
know you're a fan and you want to support your guys.
This guy is easy to sport.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
You got that.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Rug and talking about the emotion of the draft is
what you really like. Last night, Tom, I was talking
about the NFL Draft, how it just life goes on
and it's just so popular. How did compare that to
the NBA Draft? Did you watch the first last night?
Speaker 3 (21:51):
I think the NBA players addressed that. I mean, there
is some flashy outfits, but I'll tell you it's you know,
the NFL is a most tugular sport in the country.
But what I liked is I don't like athletes to
make noises. To make noise, I mean, some guy will
grab an inconsequential rebound, nobody's within ten yards of him
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and he's going ah, but he's did something incredible. Last night,
it was Yeah, it was real emotion. Mluwatch the Big
Man from Duke. You know, he's from Sedan and then
moved to Ganda and he played and the NBA has
it's almost like a bureau over there. And he just
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stood out and he was drafted tenth and his parents
weren't there. He hoped they stayed up because of the
time difference, but his brothers were sitting at the table
with him, and he started crying. And here's a guy
seven feet tall and he comes up on stage and
tears are coming out of his eyes and he just
dripping down his face. He didn't care, man, he cared,
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and he just said, he said, this is just for me,
This is for you know, the country, the continent. He said, Look,
if you believe in yourself, you can do this. I
mean you can especially do it if you're seven feet tall.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
That's neat. So Tay was talking about that.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
That is three duke players that got drafted in the
top ten picks. There was two in the top five,
three in the top here right, okay, yeah, look at
those pictures on our facebook.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
This is this telephone I hated.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I'm sorry, so we're well yeah, yeah, pictures of a
coach k When he brought his book by the studio
got to thinking about Taylor put that up on the
John Mombilly Facebook page. One did you see that? And
I got something else where I'm saving for you Tom.
But anyway, all right, all right, back to the draft,
back to the draft. So what about the Hornets? How
do we do? What did we do? What are we thinking?
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Are we still gonna suck.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Ro he?
Speaker 3 (23:51):
What's cool they are thinking? With the fourth pick, they
went Duke and I'm always worried of a mispronounced his name,
but to Nipple, Uh, you know, he's he's he was.
He's the best shooting in the draft. And he's one
of those guys who just he's ready to shoot when
he gets the ball. I mean, he's not selfish. He'll pass,
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so he'll hustle to work. And people say, well, he's
not a good athlete. He can't play defense. I'm thinking,
have you ever seen LaMelo Ball play defense? Still waiting? Uh?
He got bench last year briefly because he didn't. But
this guy will hustle and they need shooters, and so
they got him. And then with the next to last
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pick in the first round, Uh, they got McNeely from Yukon.
He's a similar Yeah, he's just he was sitting there
by himself. Everybody else in the green room have been drafted,
and he's just being calm. He's being calm. He's being calm,
and when he's drafted by the by the Hornets, he
walks up on stage and instead of saying, look all
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the people have passed over me, I'm gonna show you,
he just talks about happy is and he his burst
off crying he didn't care, and his mom's next to
him and she's crying. It was just kind of a
neat scene. He is a good player, I mean, I
think he a good passer, makes good decisions, and man,
he can shoot. So the Hornets needed what.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Did they need?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Well, they needed everything, but they got two shooters and
I liked the pick.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
All right. Well, that time, Sure is softening up in
his old age. He's making sure.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
He points out how nicely dressed everybody was, how sentimentally
it was.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Well, listen, this is what I wanted to get to. Tom.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
You say a player who didn't look happy was Ace
Bailey of Rutgers, and I just heard a little bit
about that before the dreve he did not want to
play for Charlotte. Could you lay that out for us?
What was the deal with Ace Bailey of Rutgers?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
He did not play. He was considered the third best
player in the draft. I mean, according to most most
of the people pay attention, and he did not work
out for a single team. He said he'd work out
for it, and then the day before he was supposed
to show up, he canceled. And my theory simply is
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that he wanted to be unlikable and he did a
really good job because he wanted to be rafted by
the teams with the sixth, seventh, and eighth pick. He
wanted Brooklyn, he wanted Washington, and he wanted New Orleans,
and instead Utah took him fifth. He wasn't crying, I
mean if you did cry, but because Utah took him.
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But he looked miserable and he got up there. And
you know, you can't manipulate the draft. I mean, you
hear about players saying, look, I don't want to go
to this team. I get it. But to say I
don't want to go to this team or this team
or this team or this team or this team is
I think really arrogant. And I think he and his
agent made a mistake. It's going to cost him some money.
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He will get to go to the cities you like,
He will get to go to Washington, he will get
to go to Brooklyn, he will get to go to
New Orleans when his team has a road game.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
So he's got that going for But these are good.
So you're Charlotte. You got two good shooters, so you're
all right with that. And of course Cooper flag number
one pick, as we figured it would be, out of
the Duke mill or coach k Neal Cooper.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
He was just like a freshman this year, wasn't.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
He Tom Yeah, and he's only eighteen. I mean, Cooper
was the best high school player in the country. And
what I like about him is he does everything and
he's not selfish. I mean, he can really pass the ball,
and he looks for his teammates, and he plays really
good d I mean, he's the rare guy who's as
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good a defender as he is an offensive player. And
I can't imagine him failing. I mean, I think he's
going to be not good, but really really good.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
All Right, Well, next week we're gonna turn back to
the NFL and see who's the favorite for the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Not gonna ask you to pick it yet, but Astan
Rose to start getting some things in line.
Speaker 8 (27:57):
Man.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
You realize it's about, you know, a month and the
preseason games exhibition games will be starting for the NFL.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
That's amazing it Desney compan here and this is a
quiet time of the year. I mean, nobody's doing anything
NFL wise, but it's looming.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
All right, Tom, thank you body. We'll catch up next week.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Man, God damn, everybody, have a good weekend. See you
next week.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
A buddy, all damn Well, Let's play worthy word one
eight hundred, big shell you told free line, Get a
couple of contestants, play next good find a mag show
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on the radio in the future, drag Win, the Big Show,
mid by my Raid Sherman's great scrip.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
I'm sure that key words.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Fifth, then the mid ten, the Bigshow, dot com cook
out on their contest money can't get there, We'll call you.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
I had everybody's head.
Speaker 10 (29:18):
I bought that bad.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Okay, no Birdie word, no word, any word.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Let's meet our contestants. We got Joe from Mount Vernon, Indiana.
Good morning, Joe.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
What's up? Everybody?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Heybody, welcome now the NUN contests out to Mount Vernon.
He didn't know if that's where George Washington was more.
We were just talking about George gonna beat the Blonde.
About a hour ago is that it?
Speaker 8 (29:40):
Joe?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Do you know that where you are?
Speaker 11 (29:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:42):
I don't know that. Okay, maybe I'm wrong about this whole.
I don't think it's Indiana. I think it's not Vernon,
but not Indiana. Oh you think you right? Okay?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Well man, Well, y'all could have told me I'm just
sounding stupid for like four years.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
I don't think George Washing that's normal. I don't. I
think George Washington was born in the United States. Actually,
oh man, yeah, he was born in Britain. Oh wow,
oh well, yeay, flag.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
All right, well, listen, let's meet our other contestant. We
got Joe from Mount Vernon. Tickle to have you, Joe.
We'll take you on my team.
Speaker 8 (30:17):
All right.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
And there's JJ out of Woodville, Alabama. Good morning, JJ, AJ, Good.
Speaker 7 (30:24):
Morning man, first time calling it, first time calling right.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Then here JJ, and you got Tay on your team.
Let's go, all right, dear, well boys, let's do the
first round. JJ, you relax, Me and Joe will go
for the first thirty seconds. We have a mixed bag
of words. These are random words.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Joe. All right, Boddy, I'm ready when you are. Well,
let's see what we can do.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Then, start the clock now, basketball, you're taking the charge
and you're not really hit and you just blank down
on the floor.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
No another word, another word that does start with an F.
You lay that? Uh no, yes, yeah, kind of it
is a fall. But but help me, Jackie. That's the
only thing I get. I can't get it that in
my head.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Oh, you take a charge and it's not really flip
uh oh flip blank flip blank.
Speaker 10 (31:26):
Flip.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I'm not a basketball guy. No, joy is my bad.
There's one in things, you know, just dug in the brain.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
JJ and Tatters had time to think about it ready, JJ,
starting to clock now.
Speaker 7 (31:43):
It's a sandal a flip flip flop, flop flop flop.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Rhymes with it. Pork blank.
Speaker 8 (31:50):
It's a lot, jackiey pork you eat them poor top
all right?
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Rhymes with this is what a rabbit does?
Speaker 5 (32:01):
You do?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
The bunny blink. It's a dance, all right? Oh it's
twice uh your rhymes with it?
Speaker 10 (32:08):
Soda blank, Mike and rhymes with it not the bottom
but the Oh.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
All right, there you go, dog one five on the board.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Flip the most obvious thing, got flop you know, can't
saying Sandal was like Tater was looking at me telling
me not to help you. You'll think about Joe and
melt vernon.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Start over, all right, Joe, let's say what we can
do for round two here, buddy, all right, alright, starting
to clock now. Striping horse at the zoo is a zebra?
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Uh huh? You have two of these? You walk on legs?
You're yeah?
Speaker 8 (33:00):
Uh uh?
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Bugs money eats these, Eric, Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I'm not a boy. I am a girl.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Yeah, rivet ribbt goes the bull.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Uh huh, I hear out of two of these ears.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
This is what a tarantula spins.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Two words? What kind of web fighter? Web fighter? Well,
I'm not a boy, Joe, good word? What did we do? Seven?
Is what I'm talking about when you apply yourself.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Well, let's say if Taylor and jj oh you got
talking part done?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
All you need is two three will win.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
If you got a hard word, Randy, I'll pay you
five dollars.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
He's gonna do no offense. Ja, all right, all right,
here here we go, do it, non't do it? Here
we go?
Speaker 10 (33:56):
All right?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
J j and Taytlor two will tie three win? Ready
go a werewolf will change when it's a fool you
smell with this on your face, tied up.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
This is the planet twitch live on your kid?
Speaker 10 (34:16):
What's the planet we live on?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
So you just went the other.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Way the first grade easy reader here, Hey Joe, Jackie
feels like she owes you trust me. We'll get you
down the road. Give you another shot that buddy we
pressed out to work man.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
You also, you'll never have tom Boy again.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
I'll never choose don Boy.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Don't do that, all right, go get another side, Hey,
JJ downy Woodville.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
You did it, buddy, your prize back. Thank you for
you good game. Oh yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Let me you give a shout out to my bully red Bone.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
We both longtime listeners, and my wife Ambery and my
two kids, Leland Harley.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
All right, Mot, I appreciate you and your good morning.
I got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Let's get the bit request time, Leanne Murray Munsell. I
love your musical name, Helen says. One of my favorite
pieces is when Paul Thorne sang it's a great day
and y'all singing along one of our fond memories to Lynn,
let's all share it again. That's what we do these
bit requests at this time for ton't you had work
(35:34):
this up next? Good morning, yeah, liten make show on
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the radio bout this time under through Friday. We take
a requests help to John Boy milly facebook page. Lien
Murray Munt said, it's her request from Paul Thorne's, a
wonderful friend of hours out of Alabama.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
The well go.
Speaker 6 (36:25):
Have you ever had one of those days when nothing
goes raid your wife starts bitching by whatever it was.
She was bitching a bad last night, So you escaping
to the bathroom just to sit there on your throne.
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But after you finished show business, the tarlet paper is gone.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
It's a great dame for me to whoop some by
his ass.
Speaker 11 (37:02):
It's a bad day, so you better get off of
my back.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
You might get cold.
Speaker 11 (37:10):
Cot if you cross my path, because it's a great
day for me to whip somebody's ass. All right, y'all
sat down? Well, I was running late for work, so
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I poured me in some coffee to go, and just
before I had a flat tire, I spilled it all
over my clothes. When the highway patrolman pulled up, I
thought that help was on the way, but when he
saw that tiretoo in my hand. He shot me with
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a pepper spray. It's a great day, y'all can say it.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Come on for me to whoop.
Speaker 11 (38:05):
Somebody asked, it's a bad day, so you better get
off of my back.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
You might get cold.
Speaker 11 (38:17):
Cock if you cross my path. Come on, y'all, because
it's a great day for me to whoop somebody ass
right now. This last verse, he goes out to everybody
that don't like their boss at work. All right, Winter
(38:41):
finally made it to work. That was fifteen minutes late.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
I told my boss about the flat tire.
Speaker 11 (38:52):
Buddy fired me in any way.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
So here I am in the parking lot.
Speaker 11 (38:59):
Just wait hat and by his COVID, I'm gonna give
him a good bye president that he never will fucking
it's a great day.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Come on for me to wood. Some badies ask me.
Speaker 11 (39:17):
It's a bad day, so you better get off of
my back. You might get cold cock.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
If you cross my past.
Speaker 11 (39:31):
Big finish, Come on, because it's a great day.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
For me to wood. Somebody's as.
Speaker 5 (39:43):
A right.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
The doves an now now uh huh, way done yet?
Speaker 2 (40:14):
See you feature her and I feature Draft from The
Big Show, Big Box with John Bone Miller album Summer
Time listening in the air conditioning pleasure Fey words Scripps.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Just call old eyes and Mark.
Speaker 10 (40:29):
Yes, yeah, now I mean hello, Hotel in Incorporated.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Yes, this is mister Pasto this yeah, John Bomiller here.
Speaker 10 (40:37):
Well what do you say? There's your big old hairy
nose picking Greek lighton way past their prime? Perfect?
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Not much man?
Speaker 5 (40:45):
Just what hey?
Speaker 1 (40:46):
Way past their prime? Is that what you think us?
Speaker 10 (40:49):
No, that's just what it says in your card.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Here in the room with the oh okay, so here
you got a new boyfriend. Want to know how that's going?
Speaker 8 (40:57):
So far?
Speaker 10 (40:58):
Has a close friend of yours always hell you think
it's going?
Speaker 1 (41:02):
As another friend of ours says? Not too good?
Speaker 10 (41:05):
Yeah, And as my grandma used to say at the
VFW club bingo.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
I'm begging to go and nowhere fast as Murray in.
Speaker 10 (41:13):
Ya hold on, I asked him, Hey, Murray, Jim blink
Bobby on two?
Speaker 8 (41:18):
What?
Speaker 10 (41:20):
No, I can't tell him. You're on the phone with
another client because we don't have any other clients. No,
Harry the human dartboard walked out last week. Yes, I'm
sure I told you about it. Hope he should be
right with you there you.
Speaker 5 (41:36):
Hello, Jim Boy, have.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Yeah morning, Murray. Hey, last time we told you you
said the John Boyn Billy movie was back on? What's
going on with that?
Speaker 5 (41:45):
Well? Remember my nephew Sherman, the comedy writer on la
uh Huh. I told him to work up a script
for us, although I haven't heard from him in almost
a month. Oh but wait, I got an email from
Sherman just this morning, and I think you will find
it very interesting. Check this out, Uncle Murray. Sorry, I
haven't written in a while. A little over three weeks ago,
(42:07):
I was just staring at a blank sheet of paper.
I had nothing, but all of a sudden, the gates
of heaven opened up and laid the perfect movie idea
right in my lap. The pages poured out of me
like a fountain. For two solid weeks. Ideas were coming
so fast my typing could barely keep up with my brain.
This movie has everything, humor, action, adventure, you name it.
(42:31):
Wait there's more. And in case you think I'm just
putting myself on the back, I had lunch with a
guy from Fox yesterday. He told me not to talk
to anybody else. They are ready to make this movie.
He rattled off half a dozen directors who he said
would give their left nugget for a chance to be involved.
I think we'll have a contract signed by the end
of the week. I'll let you know as soon as
(42:53):
the deal is officially done. This is gonna be great,
signed Sherman ts as tho as who wrapped up. That's
what I'm gonna get right to work on. That Jimbo
and Bobby thing I found.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
I thought it sounded too good to be true.
Speaker 5 (43:06):
Hey, look at it. This way, we'll be getting in
while he's already warmed up. There's no reason your movie
won't be just as good as a one he just finished.
After all, we're only missing a few pieces of the
puzzle here, like why Well, see, we need a plot,
a story, some characters, and we're all a cast.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
There we go again, you know, Murray, Sometimes I think
you need to take us a little more seriously.
Speaker 5 (43:30):
No, babe, I need to take you a lot more seriously.
I'm just really not sure how to do it. Hey,
maybe if I took your publicity photo down.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
Off the wall.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
This deal is never gonna happen, is it.
Speaker 5 (43:41):
Relax, babe, trust me, I have just cleared my calendar
so I can focus exclusively on you guys.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
I guess that's a lot easier when you don't have
any other clients.
Speaker 5 (43:51):
Be that as it may, I'm never gonna rest till
this deal gets done. And do you know why because
and I truly, truly believe this. You two are the
greatest thingers.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
This jockey, This jockeys is the business today.
Speaker 5 (44:06):
Nothing is more important to me than the success of pail.
Speaker 10 (44:11):
Who am I talking to?
Speaker 5 (44:12):
Jim Bow and Bomby? I mean that I called on
big a name on the other line. Oh fail, tell Fanjaya,
I'll call him right back.
Speaker 10 (44:21):
Yes, get his number. I've got a great idea.
Speaker 5 (44:24):
Hello, Jimbo, I gotta go. Let's have a lunch thing later.
Have you on machine? Call my machine? Oh and in
the words of that pop music classic, ooh that smell.
Can't you smell that smell? Ooh that smell the smell
of deaths around you? Sorry, baby, I heard that one
on the way to work this morning. Can't get it
out of my head anyway. Give my love to Bobby.
That's Billy him too, And Jimbo?
Speaker 1 (44:45):
What call me? Big Boxes?
Speaker 12 (44:48):
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Show ninety nine since each fifteen for nine ninety nine.
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Buy them once, play them anywhere.
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