July 25, 2025 • 40 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Oliver leans in on the “Older Version” of our beloved John Boy.. - The Not Ready for Drive-Time Players will take a crack at a brand new script entitled, “The Artist”.. - Tom Sorenson checks in and tries to make the best of yet another slow news week in the world of sports.. - Comedian, Greg Warren does the unthinkable - when he pays some attention to AstroNerd.. - and our Big Show Brat - Sherman Pratt takes our last slot with his look at superheroes…
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And we have our contestant out of Charleston, South Carolina.
I say hey to Donald's big dondbody. Welcome, well, Donald,
We're gonna ask Tata some questions.
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She's kind of tough to read.
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Sometimes you just gotta agree or disagree for the one
that you think she's right or wrong. You can get
two bells before two buzzers. You get all these Bertie
County peanuts for yourself.
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All right, o dater. We are on the planet Earth,
true or false? Why just hid you get from Earth?
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What we see of the Moon is known as the
near side. What do we call the half that permanently
faces away from our planet?
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Shown boy, I believe there's a very popular song about
this topic.
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Isn't there.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
It's called the dark side. The dark side. You don't
know the song there?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
You got?
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All right?
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Okay? Very popular? Right, So Donald Dada says the dark side.
Agree or disagree?
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I agree with it, John boy, you.
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Are agreeing that what he says. No, No, the far
side near the far side are where.
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There technically is no never mind, so there is no
dark side of the moon.
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Pink Floyd was lying to us. All of the moon
is eventually lit. Uh, and it does not turn around.
It just stays there. It kind of does, but it's no, no.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
It does.
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Okay, all right, I'll go with you. I don't care
even if it does.
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All right, that was a b a right there, darn
let's say when we can get a bell here. By
nineteen twenty five, Tayter Ford was cranking out one model
t ever eighty six seconds from the two hundred and
sixty dollars sales price. How much was Ford profiting on
one model?
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T Oh?
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I love mathing. Okay, he's like an eighty six two sixty.
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Scary the one.
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Ten bucks ten bucks?
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The model t oh Henry Ford was making is what
Tater came up with. Donald, Agree or disagree? I'm mad
to disagree. Yeah, I was the thing to do. Two
dollars on every model Lea. I was generous, Yes, two bucks?
All right, where there it is, there's a bell, so
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we got a full count. Head into the final questions.
Tayler and their rational fear of a particular prop used
in comedy shows is known as auto maton o phobia.
Auto maton of phobia.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Well, I mean automat I wouldn't say.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I wouldn't say. It's really an irrational fear. It's the
fear of those rubber chickens. The fear of the rubber
chickens popular Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
That disagree?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, I don't like them even worse. But the fear
of ventriloquist dummies, that's true. Yeah, so you're scared of
rubber chickens.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Both of them?
Speaker 7 (04:47):
Are both of them?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Oh Donald, good word, buddy. The bird fan nuts headed
down to Charleston for you.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Good job.
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I appreciate it.
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in minutes. Well, we can't win or lose the NFL
season and training camp, but we hope to get off
to a good start. We're homing it right now with
the Carolina Panthers and our man Tom Sorenson on the line.
But of course he covers the entire NFL. We'll pick
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every NFL game this year, has been doing for decades now.
And uh, Tom, win, are you gonna pick your Super
Bowl participants this year?
Speaker 11 (15:51):
Ah? That's a good question. Now what do you think?
When do you think the right time is?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Maybe just before the season starts, just sometime before the
regular season.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
I think that'd be good.
Speaker 11 (16:02):
I like that because that way you can check injuries
and see, you know, you get an.
Speaker 10 (16:07):
Idea to go to camp.
Speaker 11 (16:09):
Hear from people at other camps, just other veterans and
the new guys spit in and that's so important.
Speaker 10 (16:14):
And yeah, that's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
So and Tom, I know in training camps, if you've
covered over the years, you always like to pick out
a guy to pull for. Has one ever come through
for you?
Speaker 10 (16:29):
You know? The way you said that he can strut
his criticism.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah, maybe a little sarcastic. This will this will turn
things around for your prognostication pretty much.
Speaker 11 (16:39):
No, they they look so good at camp and then
it's like reality catches up with them.
Speaker 10 (16:47):
And but I got one.
Speaker 11 (16:50):
Guy, Nahim Heinz Now he he can move. He ran
a four point three eight forty flying. If you can
bust four four, you're flying. And he returned two kicks
for tds for Buffalo, returned two punts or tds for Buffalo.
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And right before training camp began a couple of years ago,
he's on a jet ski and got nailed by somebody
else in a jet ski and just tore up his knee.
And the sad part, I mean, he was out of
football for more than nine hundred days. He moved to
Charlotte and you can just see him working out at
a public park to bring his cones. Set him up
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through the drillsies and doing all his life. But he
took a lot of grief online. You know, nasty people
can get what are you doing at a jet ski?
Why are you in the water? You should just play
football all the time. That kind of stuff.
Speaker 10 (17:48):
He was crushed.
Speaker 11 (17:49):
I mean he took it personally and he said, man,
if I ever get another chance, And earlier this week.
He's on the contract with the Chargers, so he will
get that chance, and I hope he can take advantage
of it.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
So all right, so we're pulling for Hans with the Chargers.
That will be a great story.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
Tom.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Uh So what about America's favorite team, Cowboys and their
owner been in the news out here?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
He never met a microphone he didn't like.
Speaker 10 (18:17):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (18:17):
Yeah, he's been talking a lot about Michael Parsons. Now
you may like Parsons, you may not, but his numbers
are extraordinary. He's the edge rusher for Dallas. Wants a
new contract and with coping to negotiate quietly. Jack Jones
doesn't do anything quietly, and he has been talking and talking.
It certainly hasn't helped it. But I'll tell you what,
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I respect Parsons for doing's he's in camp. I mean,
even without a contract. He's the rare guy. He was
reported he said, you know, this is where I need
to be, This where I need to learn. And somebody
asked him how he took to the criticism by the owner,
and he basically said, not too good. He's pretty mad
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and he ought to be man. I mean, negotiate privately
unless you're just desperate for attention, which he is.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
All right, what about our Carolina Panthers in training camp?
Speaker 10 (19:13):
Well, people are mad.
Speaker 11 (19:14):
They training camp is closed this season to fans because
they are building a permanent structure. And so if you
go down there, now, what you basically see it is construction,
and in the mids somewhere above the construction of the players.
And people want autographs, They want pictures, they want to
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prove to their friends that they were at camp, and
not nobody can get in. I will be there with
my John Boy and Billy Big show credential. But if
you don't have a credential, if you're not media, if
you don't work for the team, you're not in. And
so fans you'll see them like they're really lonely.
Speaker 10 (19:53):
You know.
Speaker 11 (19:53):
It's like, you know, instead of calling a dating service,
I got this football service, and they go they go
there and they're looking for cracks and just to see
a player.
Speaker 10 (20:04):
But I don't think you can. I think all you
see is rampant construction.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
All right, now, there will be a fan fest at
Bank of America Stadium a few blocks from here on Saturday, August. Second,
you got that, and then okay, you're gonna be covering that.
Hard Knox begins August the fifth, And you said Buffalo
is gonna be featured this year.
Speaker 10 (20:25):
Yeah, Buffalo.
Speaker 11 (20:26):
There's a real connection between Buffalo and Carolina. At Buffalo
tends to do better. But they former defensive coordinator for Carolina,
Sean McDermott is the head coach in Buffalo, and a
guy I've known is Brandon Bean is their GM. And
here's what Brandon did for a while when he worked
for Carolina. You know, the media goes such as Spartanburg,
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South Carolina, where the Panthers used to train, and they
ran out of rooms one year, so we're all scrambling.
So Brandon was assigned to help the media find rooms
in Spartanburg and he did a darn good job. But
he now he is the general manager in Buffalo, So
I thought that was a good career move.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Yeah. So in Hard Knocks, man, that's how I love
that show. I know both of us do. And you
said they have a crew of thirty five and put
microphones on five to eight players every day.
Speaker 11 (21:21):
Yeah, that's why the teams want to do what they
do quietly, except for Jerry Jones and you can't do
it with. Imagine thirty five people descending on John Boy
and Billy World headquarters, and imagine miking that many people
five to eight every day. I'm thirty five is a
I mean, that's that's a crew. And uh but that's
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what you get, all those inside stories and uh yeah,
it'll be five episodes and first one August fifth, and
uh I think it's one of the best sports shows
on TV, don't you.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Yeah, I sure do look forward to it every year.
So good man, we are so hello. Next week is
gonna feel like football season is here. I got a
feeling about that. Tom, let's hope. So we'll meet you
right here next Friday, My man.
Speaker 10 (22:10):
Good thank you. I hope everybody has a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Thank you so much. Tom.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
That is our man, Tom Sore andson closer and closer
we go. All right, now, Well, let's play our wordy
word game one eight hundred big show you told free line.
We get a couple contestants and play next.
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Ame morning.
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you can't get through something you like to play, We call.
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You and everybody's head about the bad.
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Berdiewhere bird awhere, lets meet the contestants.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
We got Josh out of Mobile, Alabama. Good morning, Josh,
Good morning, how you doing?
Speaker 6 (23:30):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
We aw somebody welcome And let's say here. We got
Larry out of Farmington, Alabama. Good morning, Larry.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Harry, Oh Missouri, it's Missouri, Jackie.
Speaker 12 (23:43):
All a quick move, I guess I want mo.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
All right, are you willing? We'll get to your entire
address correctly? Of course we' wrong with me like you are.
You got a lot on your bed, you're moving around.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
You got big sell lives in that command Missouri of
the Mount Vernon George Washington's bird Place, trying to figure
out it out for me.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
I get that, all right?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
So well, let's show me me and Josh and Tater
and Larry. All right, okay, okay, so good. So let's
look at the word tablet. Things to do with a
house or a home? All right, boys, a house or
a home? Okay, Larry, you relax. Let's see what me
and Josh can do? You ready, Josh, yes, sir, all right,
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start the clock. Now, you keep your shirts in your bedroom. Yeah,
this is where smoke goes up and out of the house.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
U no, a fireplace, so yeah, uh huh, all right.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
This is where you hide the Christmas presents in the upstairs,
up in the what is that?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
I think, all right, this is what witches ride which yeah,
uh huh.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
This is where you keep your can duds. Yeah, I
felt that coming back.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Okay, so he said pantry Jackie, So I we'll go ahead.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Get that out of the way. That was a fore
on the board. Josh didn't work.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
So now Larry and Tater see what y'all can do
for round one? Ready, Larry, all right and go all right.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
This is in your bathroom and you flush it. These
are on your doors so that no one will come in. Nope,
you ye on your roof. You have these square things
or you have to lay these out on your roof outside. Yes, sir,
you climb these or you you go up the what
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to go up? Yes, you walk down this it's in between.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
There was the buzzer, but there's a four on the board,
so it's tied up four to four, going and around two.
All right, Josh, you ready, buddy, I'm ready. Okay, start
the clock. Now you come out of a room and
you meet in the what as you walk past each other?
Speaker 2 (26:24):
You walk what? Yes? Uh huh a garden? Blank? You
you water with a garden outside? Yeah? Uh huh uh.
This is where you put your clothes that are dirty in.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
The clean and the clean them.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
No, you clean them. They go around and so yeah,
what two words and what?
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah, you got it, buddy, Okay, sh three on that
four and that's a seven score for Josh.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
You're very particular.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Larry and tator three will tie four will wim Okay,
ready Larry, yep, and go in front.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Of your door.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
You have a welcome blink, Matt.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
You you brush your teeth or you wash the dishes
in the kitchen. Blink you did? Oh, you turn this
so you can enter the room. You turn this on
your Yes, you said it. Yes, what kind of knob
it's on your what? Yes, sir, Jane out your your
driveway might be made out of this. Your garage is
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made out of this. Your back patio, yes, concrete for
the wind.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
No, going to Josh, we came up a little short, buddy,
would Jack could give you another shot down the line?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
All right, sounds good.
Speaker 10 (27:53):
I appreciate it, all.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Right, Josh, appreciate you listen playing us down that mobile,
Bonnick and Larry. Yeah, Farmington, Missouri is where your prize
pack is gonna go.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
I'm not sure which house, but.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Jackie's gonna hook you up with your one hundred twenty
dollars worth of bullshot cleaning products. Lair.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Congratulations, buddy, Well, not.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Bad for a trickover, I guess yeah, boy.
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Years.
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Speaker 2 (30:31):
And that is part of the totality path good. We've
been hearing about, yes.
Speaker 13 (30:36):
And stuff like Cherokee County and Murphy. They're going to
be doing a lot of programs pre eclipse programs, eclipse
viewing parties. And and Andrews an eclipse viewing party Clay County, Hayesville.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
You don't have to go through all of them. Ach
of them got like he's reading for the first time.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
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Speaker 2 (31:09):
Well that's that's that's real, exactly real, good time.
Speaker 12 (31:17):
Then do you want the twenty five things that you
can take to the eclipse?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Twenty five things give us the top twenty four.
Speaker 13 (31:27):
Number one is sunscreen. Even though the sun will be
blocked out the hours leading up, you need sunscreen because
you're standing out in the sun.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
The UV race still come through. I guess hours leading
up to you need water.
Speaker 13 (31:40):
Even at large events they may run out proof solar filters.
A number fourteen welding glass or the ones that.
Speaker 12 (31:48):
I have in my hand.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Here there you have a stack of eclipse yes glass Yes.
Speaker 13 (31:52):
And Lowe's Believe it or Not is selling these things
for two dollars apiece, and so am I okay, I'm
selling the.
Speaker 8 (31:58):
They didn't mind from you did the noo and camera.
Speaker 13 (32:04):
My advice for cameras is do not photograph the eclipse
if this is your first eclipse. For those of you
ignoring this wisdom, also pack of tripod. You need a
transistor radio because they'll be broadcast this stuff and traffic
might be atrocious.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Sunscreen, water, a blanket, some sunglasses in a radio.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
I'm going to the beach. Transistor radio.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
I know.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
My dad's got about nine.
Speaker 13 (32:35):
If you are in the totality path, as soon as
the eclipse becomes total, binoculars will give you a great view.
Speaker 12 (32:43):
Number seven is an eclipse.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
You can look at it through binoculars.
Speaker 13 (32:47):
If you have if it is total, if it is
completely covered, if the sun is completely covered by the moon,
you can look at it with a telescope.
Speaker 8 (32:57):
Now, so this goes against all the advice you've been
giving us for the last time years.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Don't look at the sun.
Speaker 12 (33:01):
No, you haven't been listening.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
True, Hey, you picked up on that.
Speaker 12 (33:11):
It's partial.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
You need the little glassy all right.
Speaker 8 (33:14):
Now along this line, how far do you have to
be off before you can't look at it?
Speaker 13 (33:19):
If it's a seventy mile wide path, so you know,
thirty five miles on either side of that center line.
You can see the total eclipse without glasses when it's total.
Speaker 8 (33:30):
So I could conceivably be thirty five miles from you
and I would be good, which which actually works a lot.
Speaker 13 (33:36):
Of It's like Spartanburg and Greenville. Spartanburg is ninety nine
point nine percent total. The light in Spartanburg is ten
thousand times brighter than it will be in Greenville five
miles down the road, and Greenville will have a one
point one minute points something a total eclipse, and it'll
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get dark and stars will come out.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
I'd put the glasses.
Speaker 13 (34:00):
Yeah, all right, you need an eclipse guide. You need
food and snacks. Don't assume your location will have food.
They're expecting millions of people that they might run out. Medicine.
Make sure you take your meds that you need. Wait, wait,
how long am I going to be there? With the
traffic jams, you might be there more than a couple
of days. Okay, you need a chair because you're going
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to be.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Down Other than the you need the glasses. Astro nerd.
This list seems pretty uh just it sounds like something
somebody's mother would tell them to take everywhere there.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
You need to get some food, you need water, you
also need you need to bring a chair to sit down.
Speaker 8 (34:41):
And you want to have money because you want to
buy a.
Speaker 10 (34:48):
Man.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Don't forget your pills.
Speaker 12 (34:49):
And number eleven, well, you just get into that.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
They're further down the list.
Speaker 9 (34:56):
Number eleven.
Speaker 12 (35:01):
Number eleven is toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
That's the only place you need that events.
Speaker 13 (35:10):
Yeah, millions of people on the road, rest stops few
and far between.
Speaker 12 (35:14):
You fill in the details.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Literally, eclipse is going to make you just.
Speaker 13 (35:20):
All right, hand sanitizer, see the one about toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Is there anything on this list that is specific to
the eclipse? Man the title the title of the list.
Once you got passive glasses, this is anywhere that you
would go.
Speaker 13 (35:37):
Well, you probably ought to take some cash because, yeah,
if the internet goes down, ATMs won't work, and the
internet is probably going to and cell phone towers are
probably going to go down because of the eclipse, because
people are going to be trying to do Facebook Live
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for the eclipse.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Facebook Live, so the whole thing is gonna crash. It
stays up during the holidays, but this.
Speaker 8 (36:06):
It might so it's gonna be scarier than Y two
K is what you're telling me, approximately yes, which didn't
turn out to be that disappointment.
Speaker 12 (36:16):
I won't go down the rest of this, but there
are you want to.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Make sure you wear pants. I recommend a bottle of scotch.
Speaker 13 (36:28):
Yeah, yeah, that's for after after the eclipse, to celebrate,
just the case it was clear and solid the eclipse,
A shot of whiskey, you.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Know, and the whole thing could go down hill if
it's cloudy.
Speaker 12 (36:45):
But if it's cloudy, it's gonna get darker than night.
Speaker 13 (36:49):
Ah, so we'll get it way dark, good way dark, Yeah,
way dark and scene.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
There you go, getting closer closure.
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in minutes. Well, we can't win or lose the NFL
season and training camp, but we hope to get off
to a good start. We're homing it right now with
the Carolina Panthers and our man Tom Sorenson on the line.
But of course he covers the entire NFL. We'll pick
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every NFL game this year, has been doing for decades now.
And uh, Tom, win, are you gonna pick your Super
Bowl participants this year?
Speaker 11 (15:51):
Ah? That's a good question. Now what do you think?
When do you think the right time is?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Maybe just before the season starts, just sometime before the
regular season.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
I think that'd be good.
Speaker 11 (16:02):
I like that because that way you can check injuries
and see, you know, you get an.
Speaker 10 (16:07):
Idea to go to camp.
Speaker 11 (16:09):
Hear from people at other camps, just other veterans and
the new guys spit in and that's so important.
Speaker 10 (16:14):
And yeah, that's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
So and Tom, I know in training camps, if you've
covered over the years, you always like to pick out
a guy to pull for. Has one ever come through
for you?
Speaker 10 (16:29):
You know? The way you said that he can strut
his criticism.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah, maybe a little sarcastic. This will this will turn
things around for your prognostication pretty much.
Speaker 11 (16:39):
No, they they look so good at camp and then
it's like reality catches up with them.
Speaker 10 (16:47):
And but I got one.
Speaker 11 (16:50):
Guy, Nahim Heinz Now he he can move. He ran
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bust four four, you're flying. And he returned two kicks
for tds for Buffalo, returned two punts or tds for Buffalo.
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And right before training camp began a couple of years ago,
he's on a jet ski and got nailed by somebody
else in a jet ski and just tore up his knee.
And the sad part, I mean, he was out of
football for more than nine hundred days. He moved to
Charlotte and you can just see him working out at
a public park to bring his cones. Set him up
(17:35):
through the drillsies and doing all his life. But he
took a lot of grief online. You know, nasty people
can get what are you doing at a jet ski?
Why are you in the water? You should just play
football all the time. That kind of stuff.
Speaker 10 (17:48):
He was crushed.
Speaker 11 (17:49):
I mean he took it personally and he said, man,
if I ever get another chance, And earlier this week.
He's on the contract with the Chargers, so he will
get that chance, and I hope he can take advantage
of it.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
So all right, so we're pulling for Hans with the Chargers.
That will be a great story.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
Tom.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Uh So what about America's favorite team, Cowboys and their
owner been in the news out here?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
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Speaker 10 (18:17):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (18:17):
Yeah, he's been talking a lot about Michael Parsons. Now
you may like Parsons, you may not, but his numbers
are extraordinary. He's the edge rusher for Dallas. Wants a
new contract and with coping to negotiate quietly. Jack Jones
doesn't do anything quietly, and he has been talking and talking.
It certainly hasn't helped it. But I'll tell you what,
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I respect Parsons for doing's he's in camp. I mean,
even without a contract. He's the rare guy. He was
reported he said, you know, this is where I need
to be, This where I need to learn. And somebody
asked him how he took to the criticism by the owner,
and he basically said, not too good. He's pretty mad
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and he ought to be man. I mean, negotiate privately
unless you're just desperate for attention, which he is.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
All right, what about our Carolina Panthers in training camp?
Speaker 10 (19:13):
Well, people are mad.
Speaker 11 (19:14):
They training camp is closed this season to fans because
they are building a permanent structure. And so if you
go down there, now, what you basically see it is construction,
and in the mids somewhere above the construction of the players.
And people want autographs, They want pictures, they want to
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prove to their friends that they were at camp, and
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You know.
Speaker 11 (19:53):
It's like, you know, instead of calling a dating service,
I got this football service, and they go they go
there and they're looking for cracks and just to see
a player.
Speaker 10 (20:04):
But I don't think you can. I think all you
see is rampant construction.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
All right, now, there will be a fan fest at
Bank of America Stadium a few blocks from here on Saturday, August. Second,
you got that, and then okay, you're gonna be covering that.
Hard Knox begins August the fifth, And you said Buffalo
is gonna be featured this year.
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Yeah, Buffalo.
Speaker 11 (20:26):
There's a real connection between Buffalo and Carolina. At Buffalo
tends to do better. But they former defensive coordinator for Carolina,
Sean McDermott is the head coach in Buffalo, and a
guy I've known is Brandon Bean is their GM. And
here's what Brandon did for a while when he worked
for Carolina. You know, the media goes such as Spartanburg,
(20:49):
South Carolina, where the Panthers used to train, and they
ran out of rooms one year, so we're all scrambling.
So Brandon was assigned to help the media find rooms
in Spartanburg and he did a darn good job. But
he now he is the general manager in Buffalo, So
I thought that was a good career move.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Yeah. So in Hard Knocks, man, that's how I love
that show. I know both of us do. And you
said they have a crew of thirty five and put
microphones on five to eight players every day.
Speaker 11 (21:21):
Yeah, that's why the teams want to do what they
do quietly, except for Jerry Jones and you can't do
it with. Imagine thirty five people descending on John Boy
and Billy World headquarters, and imagine miking that many people
five to eight every day. I'm thirty five is a
I mean, that's that's a crew. And uh but that's
(21:44):
what you get, all those inside stories and uh yeah,
it'll be five episodes and first one August fifth, and
uh I think it's one of the best sports shows
on TV, don't you.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Yeah, I sure do look forward to it every year.
So good man, we are so hello. Next week is
gonna feel like football season is here. I got a
feeling about that. Tom, let's hope. So we'll meet you
right here next Friday, My man.
Speaker 10 (22:10):
Good thank you. I hope everybody has a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Thank you so much. Tom.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
That is our man, Tom Sore andson closer and closer
we go. All right, now, Well, let's play our wordy
word game one eight hundred big show you told free line.
We get a couple contestants and play next.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Ame morning.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Let's make show on the radio for your Friday. Ju
Lie twenty fifth hi Brance our featured track. Ain't going
all those superheroes? We got enough? Sure with my whole
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words for this hero click out on their contest. But
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you can't get through something you like to play, We call.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
You and everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Berdiewhere bird awhere, lets meet the contestants.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
We got Josh out of Mobile, Alabama. Good morning, Josh,
Good morning, how you doing?
Speaker 6 (23:30):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
We aw somebody welcome And let's say here. We got
Larry out of Farmington, Alabama. Good morning, Larry.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Harry, Oh Missouri, it's Missouri, Jackie.
Speaker 12 (23:43):
All a quick move, I guess I want mo.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
All right, are you willing? We'll get to your entire
address correctly? Of course we' wrong with me like you are.
You got a lot on your bed, you're moving around.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
You got big sell lives in that command Missouri of
the Mount Vernon George Washington's bird Place, trying to figure
out it out for me.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
I get that, all right?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
So well, let's show me me and Josh and Tater
and Larry. All right, okay, okay, so good. So let's
look at the word tablet. Things to do with a
house or a home? All right, boys, a house or
a home? Okay, Larry, you relax. Let's see what me
and Josh can do? You ready, Josh, yes, sir, all right,
(24:37):
start the clock. Now, you keep your shirts in your bedroom. Yeah,
this is where smoke goes up and out of the house.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
U no, a fireplace, so yeah, uh huh, all right.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
This is where you hide the Christmas presents in the upstairs,
up in the what is that?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
I think, all right, this is what witches ride which yeah,
uh huh.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
This is where you keep your can duds. Yeah, I
felt that coming back.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Okay, so he said pantry Jackie, So I we'll go ahead.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Get that out of the way. That was a fore
on the board. Josh didn't work.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
So now Larry and Tater see what y'all can do
for round one? Ready, Larry, all right and go all right.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
This is in your bathroom and you flush it. These
are on your doors so that no one will come in. Nope,
you ye on your roof. You have these square things
or you have to lay these out on your roof outside. Yes, sir,
you climb these or you you go up the what
(25:52):
to go up? Yes, you walk down this it's in between.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
There was the buzzer, but there's a four on the board,
so it's tied up four to four, going and around two.
All right, Josh, you ready, buddy, I'm ready. Okay, start
the clock. Now you come out of a room and
you meet in the what as you walk past each other?
Speaker 2 (26:24):
You walk what? Yes? Uh huh a garden? Blank? You
you water with a garden outside? Yeah? Uh huh uh.
This is where you put your clothes that are dirty in.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
The clean and the clean them.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
No, you clean them. They go around and so yeah,
what two words and what?
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah, you got it, buddy, Okay, sh three on that
four and that's a seven score for Josh.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
You're very particular.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Larry and tator three will tie four will wim Okay,
ready Larry, yep, and go in front.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Of your door.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
You have a welcome blink, Matt.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
You you brush your teeth or you wash the dishes
in the kitchen. Blink you did? Oh, you turn this
so you can enter the room. You turn this on
your Yes, you said it. Yes, what kind of knob
it's on your what? Yes, sir, Jane out your your
driveway might be made out of this. Your garage is
(27:34):
made out of this. Your back patio, yes, concrete for
the wind.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
No, going to Josh, we came up a little short, buddy,
would Jack could give you another shot down the line?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
All right, sounds good.
Speaker 10 (27:53):
I appreciate it, all.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Right, Josh, appreciate you listen playing us down that mobile,
Bonnick and Larry. Yeah, Farmington, Missouri is where your prize
pack is gonna go.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
I'm not sure which house, but.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Jackie's gonna hook you up with your one hundred twenty
dollars worth of bullshot cleaning products. Lair.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Congratulations, buddy, Well, not.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Bad for a trickover, I guess yeah, boy.
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Astro nerd. I didn't I didn't recognize him without the
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Speaker 4 (29:40):
Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Yeah, I don't know what you've heard about it, but
there's a big eclipse coming. That's a NERD's been telling
us about it for about two years.
Speaker 13 (29:48):
Years.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
So now next month we are getting close to it.
Speaker 6 (29:51):
Now.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
I hope they don't cancel it. Our eclipse update.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
What we missed you last couple of weeks, So imagine
things are.
Speaker 13 (30:02):
Seems like there was a lot of construction going on
around here. But it's twenty seven days away. On the
seven days away and your your salesperson, Jay, is that
who it is?
Speaker 6 (30:13):
Kay?
Speaker 13 (30:13):
Yeah, you brought you back magazine from the Western North Carolina.
It's the w NC magazine and it's got cover the
Great American Solar Eclipse Monday, August twenty first, and it's
got a lot of stuff that's going on in Western
North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
And that is part of the totality path good. We've
been hearing about, yes.
Speaker 13 (30:36):
And stuff like Cherokee County and Murphy. They're going to
be doing a lot of programs pre eclipse programs, eclipse
viewing parties. And and Andrews an eclipse viewing party Clay County, Hayesville.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
You don't have to go through all of them. Ach
of them got like he's reading for the first time.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
You know, Greg asher NERD has a bus tour that
has sold out. You can get on a bus and
ride with ASHERNRD down to South Carolina to see their books.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Well that's that's that's real, exactly real, good time.
Speaker 12 (31:17):
Then do you want the twenty five things that you
can take to the eclipse?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Twenty five things give us the top twenty four.
Speaker 13 (31:27):
Number one is sunscreen. Even though the sun will be
blocked out the hours leading up, you need sunscreen because
you're standing out in the sun.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
The UV race still come through. I guess hours leading
up to you need water.
Speaker 13 (31:40):
Even at large events they may run out proof solar filters.
A number fourteen welding glass or the ones that.
Speaker 12 (31:48):
I have in my hand.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Here there you have a stack of eclipse yes glass Yes.
Speaker 13 (31:52):
And Lowe's Believe it or Not is selling these things
for two dollars apiece, and so am I okay, I'm
selling the.
Speaker 8 (31:58):
They didn't mind from you did the noo and camera.
Speaker 13 (32:04):
My advice for cameras is do not photograph the eclipse
if this is your first eclipse. For those of you
ignoring this wisdom, also pack of tripod. You need a
transistor radio because they'll be broadcast this stuff and traffic
might be atrocious.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Sunscreen, water, a blanket, some sunglasses in a radio.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
I'm going to the beach. Transistor radio.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
I know.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
My dad's got about nine.
Speaker 13 (32:35):
If you are in the totality path, as soon as
the eclipse becomes total, binoculars will give you a great view.
Speaker 12 (32:43):
Number seven is an eclipse.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
You can look at it through binoculars.
Speaker 13 (32:47):
If you have if it is total, if it is
completely covered, if the sun is completely covered by the moon,
you can look at it with a telescope.
Speaker 8 (32:57):
Now, so this goes against all the advice you've been
giving us for the last time years.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Don't look at the sun.
Speaker 12 (33:01):
No, you haven't been listening.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
True, Hey, you picked up on that.
Speaker 12 (33:11):
It's partial.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
You need the little glassy all right.
Speaker 8 (33:14):
Now along this line, how far do you have to
be off before you can't look at it?
Speaker 13 (33:19):
If it's a seventy mile wide path, so you know,
thirty five miles on either side of that center line.
You can see the total eclipse without glasses when it's total.
Speaker 8 (33:30):
So I could conceivably be thirty five miles from you
and I would be good, which which actually works a lot.
Speaker 13 (33:36):
Of It's like Spartanburg and Greenville. Spartanburg is ninety nine
point nine percent total. The light in Spartanburg is ten
thousand times brighter than it will be in Greenville five
miles down the road, and Greenville will have a one
point one minute points something a total eclipse, and it'll
(33:57):
get dark and stars will come out.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
I'd put the glasses.
Speaker 13 (34:00):
Yeah, all right, you need an eclipse guide. You need
food and snacks. Don't assume your location will have food.
They're expecting millions of people that they might run out. Medicine.
Make sure you take your meds that you need. Wait, wait,
how long am I going to be there? With the
traffic jams, you might be there more than a couple
of days. Okay, you need a chair because you're going
(34:23):
to be.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Down Other than the you need the glasses. Astro nerd.
This list seems pretty uh just it sounds like something
somebody's mother would tell them to take everywhere there.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
You need to get some food, you need water, you
also need you need to bring a chair to sit down.
Speaker 8 (34:41):
And you want to have money because you want to
buy a.
Speaker 10 (34:48):
Man.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Don't forget your pills.
Speaker 12 (34:49):
And number eleven, well, you just get into that.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
They're further down the list.
Speaker 9 (34:56):
Number eleven.
Speaker 12 (35:01):
Number eleven is toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
That's the only place you need that events.
Speaker 13 (35:10):
Yeah, millions of people on the road, rest stops few
and far between.
Speaker 12 (35:14):
You fill in the details.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Literally, eclipse is going to make you just.
Speaker 13 (35:20):
All right, hand sanitizer, see the one about toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Is there anything on this list that is specific to
the eclipse? Man the title the title of the list.
Once you got passive glasses, this is anywhere that you
would go.
Speaker 13 (35:37):
Well, you probably ought to take some cash because, yeah,
if the internet goes down, ATMs won't work, and the
internet is probably going to and cell phone towers are
probably going to go down because of the eclipse, because
people are going to be trying to do Facebook Live
(35:58):
for the eclipse.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Facebook Live, so the whole thing is gonna crash. It
stays up during the holidays, but this.
Speaker 8 (36:06):
It might so it's gonna be scarier than Y two
K is what you're telling me, approximately yes, which didn't
turn out to be that disappointment.
Speaker 12 (36:16):
I won't go down the rest of this, but there
are you want to.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Make sure you wear pants. I recommend a bottle of scotch.
Speaker 13 (36:28):
Yeah, yeah, that's for after after the eclipse, to celebrate,
just the case it was clear and solid the eclipse,
A shot of whiskey, you.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Know, and the whole thing could go down hill if
it's cloudy.
Speaker 12 (36:45):
But if it's cloudy, it's gonna get darker than night.
Speaker 13 (36:49):
Ah, so we'll get it way dark, good way dark, Yeah,
way dark and scene.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
There you go, getting closer closure.
Speaker 12 (37:01):
Twenty seven days.
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