August 8, 2025 • 40 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll roll out all of our usual musical Friday favorites.. - The Not Ready For Drive Time Players dive into the brain of a man and find a brand new script entitled "The Hard Cell”.. - John Boy gives away more of his “Wonderful Things”.. - Tom Sorenson checks in with this week’s report on the world of sports.. - We’ll fill a request for “Burger Biggie”.. - and Rev. Billy Ray Collins goes up against the Discovery Channel…
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Speaker 1 (00:27):
Good Friday morning, Augus, you ain't got the big jo
on the radio. Let's done. Let's play beat the Blood.
Let's meet our contestant. She is out about been in Georgia, Suzanne.
Good morning, Suzanne, Hey John boria'a good morning morning. Welcome sweetness,
(00:52):
rive they will an So, yeah, okay, that's the back
of work.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Give you a minute. You need a minute.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yes, I'm not as quick as I used to be.
None of us are, y esus. Then you know what
we're gonna do. We're gonna try to get you two
bells before two buzzers, matching wits with Tater. Okay, okay,
So Marcia, I'm sure you've heard the saying for every
one cockroach you see in your house, there are ten
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more you didn't see.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I dated a bug guy.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I know this, But according to the US Department of Agriculture,
that count is low. They say the actual number of
don't see thems is likely closer to what.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Oh, you're not gonna like this, Suzanne, closer to one
thousand to one.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Closer to a thousand to one of those cockroaches. What
do you say, Susanna? Agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
No, she was actually right on it. It is a
thousand to one yes, horror man backing old Jack. I
lived broadcast school. They we turned the light on. It
didn't bother them. Yeah, what do you do? Turn that off?
(02:24):
You're like, hi, John, we sent off one of them
bug bombs. Well, he said it just made them get
the munchies. More in the world. Man, You're like, dude,
that was awesome. Anyway, there's my cockrow shores. Man, there
was one buzzer. Let's say we can get your bail here, Suzanne. Okay,
(02:46):
so talk about snails, mars here are most snails born
with their shells or without?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Talk about land snails?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Right?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, I was just check.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Its sometimes ed hat it need a little more info,
you know. Don't say that they are born with their shells.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
They're born were born with their sh shells. She wish
it did she blinded you with sciences and aren't you cute?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
I'm so I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Say they're not. So you're disagreeing with the old snail
shell and snails are born with their Shellskay, I guess
I need to I guess I need to brush up
on my snails in my cock break listen hit or
(03:41):
miss here on beating the blonde Susan. But we're gonna
make you happy baby if you hold on for Jackie.
All right, thank you, thank you. I'm jumping out, catching
you up on your news. On the other side. Morning
time capsule twenty minutes away, a few minutes win morm
(04:04):
and Webb.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
This is the award winning job Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It's time for Oliver.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Will Will Will. So that old job is getting to
be quite a grind day, same thing over and over again,
day after day, where you can't help but feel trapped.
So it's not hard to understand why some folks decide
(05:15):
to just say the heck with it, give up that
old nine to five, grab one of the old ladies pantyhose,
and turn to a life of crime. And for a
lot of people it's a step up.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
After all.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
In prison you spend the majority of your time in
a spacious eight x ten cell. At work, you spend
the majority of your time in a cramped little six
by eight cubicle with no bunk beds. In prison, they
give you three meals a day, and if that's not enough,
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you can steal the new guy's corn bread. At work,
you only get a break for one meal of a day,
and you pay for it. And if you steal the
new guy's corn bread, there's consequences and repercussions. Brother, you see,
(06:14):
I rest my case exactly my point, my bespectacled young friend,
that's the right way to see. In prison, good behavior
is rewarded with time off and maybe a conjugal visit.
At work, good behavior is rewarded with more work and
(06:40):
no overtime, so at least you're getting screwed somehow. In prison,
that nice god locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
Sometimes they even tip their hat. At work, you have
to use your security card and open all the doors yourself,
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that is if the system is even working, and sometimes
the janitor even gives you the finger. In prison, you
only have to share the toilet with one other person.
At work, you have to share a one seater with everyone,
and you always manage to get in there after the
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office cheapskate has taken all the loose toilet paper out
to the car. In prison, you get visits from family
and friends. At work, you can't even speak to your family,
but you do get to visit with that unblinking anorexic
psycho with a propeller hat.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
I'm blinking.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I rest my case.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
In prison, all expenses are paid by the taxpayers, including
cable TV, jim fees, and healthcare. At work, you get
to pay all your own expenses, and only after the
man takes half your paycheck to pay the prisoners tab.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
That's called irony.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
In prison, you spend your life behind bars waiting to
get out. At work, you spend your life wanting to
get out and go inside bars. In prison, you're surrounded
by people with names like Rico, Bugsy, left eye Killer,
(08:33):
and Razor. At work, you're surrounded by people with names like.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Jaw Boy, Tata, Spanky, mate a Man, Yogi, and Pekka.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
From Graham.
Speaker 7 (08:52):
Certainly sound like your work.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
In prison, you have a humorless, sadistic war Gordon, a
real buzz killer, drunk with authority, a power mad lunatic
bent on making your time there as miserable as possible.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
At work, you have Randy that sounded familiar. I rest
my case, John Boy.
Speaker 8 (09:23):
And Billy working to make the world just a little smitery.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Good Morning Radio.
Speaker 9 (09:30):
Dumb right, good morning, got a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
When we got Marvin Webster.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
Yo, what's up? How y'all doing it?
Speaker 10 (10:04):
Man man?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Welcome to Marvin Webster's movie is one oh one. This
is a part of the show where we explain the
difference between movie reality and actual reality. Today's topic gears
the police department. In real life. When a dude is
a new cop, they always team him up with somebody
so he can learn the ropes. But did you ever
notice in the movies, new cop always get hooked up
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with somebody that's the exact opposite of whatever he is.
You know, If he's by the book, they put him
with one of them wild men that's always breaking the rules.
If he's young, they put him with an old dude.
If he's tall, they put him with a short dude. Now,
a real cop got to be careful when he's chasing
the crook because you don't want.
Speaker 7 (10:43):
No bystanders to get hurt.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Right, But you ain't really a good movie cop til
you blow something up right in the middle of downtown
during rush out. And the more damage you do, the
more cars it gets smashed, the better cop you are.
But don't worry about getting in no trouble because see,
a good movie is always just one butchering away from
getting fired.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
You know, the boss is always some.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Sweaty dude, got his sleeves rolled up, talking about I'm
warning you kind of hand. One more stunt like that,
you're gonna be pushing papers at the DMB.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Now.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
See, in real life, if the boss is always yelling
at you, it means you suck at your job. In
the movies, it just means you taking care of business
people always making jokes about cops hanging out at the
donut shop. See, a movie cop ain't got no time
for donuts. He got to be where the action is.
And of course that means he's got a head for
you know, the strip club. That's right, No matter what
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kind of crime it is, movie cop don't never crack
the case without least one trip to the strip cup.
Now the Pope could get killed inside the Vatican, he
would still have to go to the strip club to
crack the case. Of course, in the movies, a cop
don't really get going on the case until the boss
comes in and kicks him.
Speaker 7 (11:51):
Off of it.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
You know, he'd be like, that's it, you off the case.
See that's good news. See in real life that would
be bad. But for the movie cop, that's good because
that's when he comes up with all the good clues,
is right after he gets off the cake. And if
you really want to get on the fast track, just
get him to kick you out the police altogether, because
soon as the boss makes you give up your gun
and your badge looks like you about twenty minutes from
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cracking the key, don't be standing there hanging your head.
Give him the gun, give me your badge, get on
over to the strip club. This is good tomorrow now.
In real life, if a man is getting his butt
kicked in a fight, he'll be like grunting and groaning
and stuff. Right, movie cop will take a beating, don't
make a sound, at least not till later when his
girlfriend comes over and takes off his shirt and starts
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trying to.
Speaker 7 (12:37):
Clean him up.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Then all of a sudden, he's in a world of pensil,
you know what I mean. Like Goldberg was beating the
skuy's butt with a tietool for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
He didn't say nothing.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Ninety pound woman come at him with a cotton ball
with some bactine on it.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
All of a sudden, ours.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
And a real life cop can find his life in
danger at any minute. But you know, the most dangerous.
Speaker 7 (12:59):
Time for a movie cop is about two weeks before retirement.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
You know, he got thirty years on the force, now
a scratch on him. He'd be sitting in the car
talking to his partner about what he gonna do when
he retires. As soon as he pulls out that picture
of his grandkids, that's it. He gonna be dead within
fifteen minutes. And they's speaking of dead.
Speaker 11 (13:20):
You know.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
In real life, when the cop will shoot somebody, that's
usually pretty much yet right. But a movie cop, everyone's
got to kill somebody five or six.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
Times before they stay dead.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
You know, it's like, hey, wait a minute, don't be
putting your gun up. No, the dude gonna be right
back in your face again about thirty seconds. See here,
come shoot him again, right between the eyes.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Now, wait, don't be hugging your girlfriend yet. So see
here comes again. Yeah, that's him carrying his head under
his arm. Yeah, shoot him again. Hey, let your girlfriend
shoot him one time too.
Speaker 7 (13:52):
Oh there you go.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Now he's dead. See all right, I hope we helped
you out here, y'all think about it, I'm Morvin Webs.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Good morning. The Big Show's on the radio. More Big
Show right around the corner.
Speaker 10 (14:07):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit. And
I like listen to John Boy and Billy and that
they're Big Show. I like the way they talk. They're
funny haha, not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out why John Boy has a hard time
getting started in the morning. They ain't gotten the gays.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
It is giveaway time a John Boy's Wonderful Things.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
We're up to.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Wonderful Thing number one hundred and fifty one, a reminder
challenge coin from under one featuring shields from five branches
of the US military. Right, so let's see who's getting
ready to get it? Oh, look like we shipping this
off to Inglewood, Tennessee, to mister Mike Farmer. God, my congratulations, buddy,
(15:34):
got your reminder challenge coin. There you go, Jaggie, get
it to them. There bet the next wonderful thing a
Bristol bag, a lightning in a bottle, Bristol Motor Speedway
five hundred proof racing. Everybody gets a shot there it
is ready. I don't know who wrote that, but I
(15:56):
bet they drinks there it is when there from Bristol
Motor speedway't care, but I don't know what came in
that bag. Yeah, well, I'd be willing to take a wager.
Oh right, Goues, it's that five out the proof racing
I get shot. Well, I'm sorry, liquor. If it wasn't
it's not included. Yeah, it probably didn't make it home. Now,
(16:20):
I don't know. I think Billy needed to drink after
my shopping cart world record around Bristol water speed that
might have been about the same time. Yeah, all right,
good on a piece of history. I guess your naming
a hat and you get it up here a little
bit later. Is that the Big Show dot Com? Good morning,
(16:40):
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Speaking of winning, let's go to our man who picks
every NFL game this season right here on the Big Show,
(17:00):
mister Tom Sorenson. Good morning Tom, Good morning Tom boy.
How are you very good, buddy, and talked a little bit.
Been a rainy week in Charlotte. Tom has been at
the Carolina Panthers training camp, so we're gonna get the
low down on what's going on. And the Panthers will
be playing the Cleveland Browns tonight pre season and the
(17:21):
Brown's been co practicing with the Panthers this week, Is
that right, Tom?
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Yeah, they flew in Tuesday and had a joint practice
on Wednesday, and you know, slashing around wearing pads and
immediately disliked each other because they're sick of hitting each
other and now here's some new strange guys that can hit.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
That's so I understand you had some blurry notes. Soak pants,
so shoes you will never be able to wear again
after dealing with the rain this week.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
And their hocus to man Contoline.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
How did y'all that mean for the press? I mean,
you know, how did you do they practice like out
there in the pouring rain, because you know it's not
anything inside.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
You know. The way it's set up with Carolina this
season is no fans, you know, because they're building a
new practice facility, so they're out there on the turf
and we had a tent we could use. But if
you're sit in a tent, you're kind of dry. I
mean the rain will still blow through a little bit,
but you can't see anything. So what's what's the point
(18:34):
of going there and sitting in a in a tent.
So I stood on this side of the field where
we could and you could move around, so that could
be where the action was. I could watch people. I
wanted to. I want to watch plays. I wanted to
watch players. I wanted to watch catches and drops and
you know, the same stuff you would, the same stuff
any fan would. And so uh, for a couple of hours,
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I did.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Well, give us a good play that you got to
witness at camp this week.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
It's my favorite one. I see a guy just flying downfield.
I didn't know who he was right away. I had
a roster, but by the time I pulled it out,
his name would have been too saggy to read. But
at number fifteen and he is sprinting and nobody can
stay with him. I mean he is. I don't know
if he's the fastest guy in the field, but he
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was in this play. And then he makes us unexpect
he's running down kind of the right sideline. Then he
makes this unexpected move you couldn't anticipate it to the
middle and he is so open. He's lonely, and a
lot of guys have been dropping past us, but he
hangs on. And guy's name is Jimmy Horn Junior, and
he was a six round pick out of Colorado. And
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he's small, which is why he waited till the sixth round.
He five eight and one hundred and seventy four pounds.
I'll tell you, man, it's not just over at speed
from point A to point B. It's the quickness and
the moves. And I think, just from what I saw
and what I know this, this guy's going to be
a player.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Man, I hope. So let's keep an eye on Jimmy
Horn Junior, number fifteen. I like him little quick dudes,
you know, like little little heel that they had, you know,
a little Tyreek hill, Yeah, something like that. That would
be great, man. All right, what about Oh? I know,
I want to just give a shout out to Cuba Hubbard.
They go, you get to see him in person. He's
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a real deal. I run him back in the town.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Yeah, he's the kind of guy no matter who you
talk to they all say the same thing. Who's one
of the first guys there every practice is Tuba. And
it's not like he's proven himself. I mean, he gained
over a thousand yards last season. Who is one of
the last guys to leave Cuba? Which day every day
and players respect that. They may not do the same
thing every day. I mean you can't sometimes, but Cuba
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is just a consistently hard working guy and he's the
guy that other players respect. And you know he rushed
for one one nine five yards last season. I'll tell
you he earned every single one of them.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Before we get into the defense, I want to ask
you about offensive players, any other that stand out to you.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
It's a gun named Damian Lewis whom they signed last season.
He's a guard. And the other guards whom they also
signed last season, Robert Hunt. Hunt gets the attention. Hunt
was all pro. There was a fight at OTA's this
year and Hunt steps in the middle of the fight
and people are thinking, what's he doing. Well, when you
weigh through three hundred and twenty three pounds, you do
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what you want. But he stands between the guys fighting
and he starts dancing. He starts swimming and dancing. So
instead of being mad, everybody around him starts laughing. So
that then pretty soon the participants start laughing. So fight
was postponed. But he is good. Lewis is good and yeah,
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just the the middle of that line. When you have
a five to ten quarterback has to be good.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
And they all right, what about defense and defensive players?
Speaker 3 (22:03):
You like, it's gunning, Lathon Lathan, Lathan Lathen's not working,
Lathan Ran Ransom, I like you Bell Ransom, Okay, And
he is a safety. He is a rookie, a fourth
round pick out of the Ohio State, and he's known
for big, big hits. But he's talking to a Panther
(22:25):
about him and he said, yeah, that's what he's known for,
the big hits. He said, but he really knows his position.
He really knows how to play safety. He's one of
those guys who just you can trust him and he
knows the job. And he could end up starting for
him as a as a rookie man.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
So we need some defense defense, Uh, Tom, I want
to ask you up close. You hear about Dave Canala's
coach for the Carolina Panthers, about him being positive. Everybody
that's the first thing when they're talking about him about
how positive a guy is, just talk about that and
and help us look at that and understand, like, what
do you mean?
Speaker 3 (23:01):
I met him last year and we spent about five
minutes together, and by the time we finished talking, I
wanted to say, hey, look, can I play for you?
Because he just was a natural leader, and he just
he made you believe what he believes, which is one
of the keys to leadership no matter what you do
for a living. And he was positive, he was by
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and by by that it's just come on, we're gonna
do this. We're gonna do this, We're gonna get it,
We're gonna do it. And that was good. Weren't that great?
I mean today, all week, you know, the rain's pouring down.
I expected him to say, Now that is quality rain.
It could not beat that rain. Don't you love that
Carolina rain flashing on your face. It's ruining your clothes,
don't you love it? But it's real. And at first,
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there are a lot of people who thought this is
an act and as soon as they start losing, it's
gonna change.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
It didn't how about that? Yeah, that's it. You gotta
you gotta watch. I mean the truth. Just if you
can be yourself and you don't have to put on
the act, you ain't gonna get called at it. That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
That's a good point, man. And again, no matter what
you do for a living, your team, your occupation, I
think you're right. If you can be yourself, it's one
less thing to pretend, one less thing to lie about
the hand line.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Boy? All right, Tom, will how about it?
Speaker 12 (24:15):
Man?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Our first preseason game Carolina Panthers and Charlotte with the
Cleveland brown So we're gonna see any starters maybe series
of two.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Yeah, last year Carolina did not go with their starters
and they were criticized for it and it might have
thrown them off. But all the starters will be in
for at least two series and that's a big deal.
They'll be going up against the Browns guys, and you
always take a risk of injury. But how much you
going to prepare for the season so that that'll be
cool to see? All right?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
All right, Tom, will enjoy your weekend, buddy, Thank you
so much, my boy.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Hey, thank you and everybody have a good weekend.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
All right, That goes my MS and Tom sord won't
be long for picking these games for real. And y'all
let's play wordy word one eight hundred Big show you
told free langa a couple of contestants and play next
m good morning, that's Wick showing al radio run into
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your Friday August eighth. Jolly you a little high listening,
uh high to call Papa. I'm sure you call your dad. Dad.
Remind miss my wedding anniversary tomorrow. I'll probably forget about.
(25:57):
There's a lollipop in it for you. Out meantime, let's fly.
I had everybody's head about the bed. Okay, but birdie
word not a wordy word. Let's meet her contestants. We
got Scott from Hertford, North Carolina. I'm more to Scott
man Loring, John Boy Hello. Then we got Joey out
(26:18):
of Water Valley, Mississippi. Gomereing Joey God morning, Good morning,
all right, North Carolina. Ver's Mississippi. Come big show boys,
plans some morning word and get no better than this.
It'll be Tater and Joey, John Boyd and Scott. Okay,
boy's uh words dealing with clothes? All right? What we
(26:40):
were so Joey you relax me and Scott will go
for the first thirty seconds. Alright, you read of Scott.
I'm ready, John boy. Okay, start the clotting now, not
just jeans. You got to go to church. Put on
some two words were you real nice? Another word for
(27:02):
slacks that you wear. But it's like and a woman
wears this, but you called it. Yeah come on yeah,
no pants, no, no guys wear this, but on, don't
wear raggedy old bridges. Put on a pair of I
don't know how else to say it, so I can't
go it away. So that's just gonna lay there and
(27:25):
we'd get at zero. So that's all right. Let's see
what happens with Tayler and Joey with thirty seconds to
think about it. So yeah, the second word, boys, I'm tough,
all right.
Speaker 8 (27:39):
Joey and Tyler go okay, so you you know it's
not it's okay. So the bottom okay, So it's two words,
and the second word is what you wear down below
bridges they're called what yes, yeah, all.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Right you wear this on your head?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
You wear it on your head? Yes?
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
These are these are shoes. They're usually open toed blank
women wear them they're also burgenstocks are a type of blank.
Wear them to the beach. You don't want to get okay, quels?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
All right, no, all right, all right, still, I got
a game going that was two on the board, So Scott,
we are not out of it. Body, Let's see what
we can do. Are you ready? Okay, we're picking up
on that last one? Go? What kind of shoes are they?
Jesus warm? Yes? Uh huh that's it. Now you wear
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these on your hands when it's cold. Yes, uh huh. Well, woman,
get a mink. It's a blank coat made out of
me yes, uh huh. This is okay. This is what
daisy dukes are. Daisy dukes? You know you you cut
them off, know that they're shorts. But what do you
(28:57):
make them out of?
Speaker 11 (29:00):
Blue?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Nod? Okay, all right, all right, you did put a
three on the board to take the lead briefly by
one until titter and Joy get to and win.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Go hey, all right, so you cut you cut these
off and make a pair of blank. Yes, and then
what do you make with him? You make them? You
cut them in So okay, women, women will wear this
with a blouse. It's like cut to the knee. It's
a what a mini blank?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yes, that's the win you and then you sure got there. Well,
Scott came up a little bit short. What do you
do walk around naked?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Yes, Scot it.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
He takes this very serious, he said, short shorts. That's true, hey,
but Scott, I'm going to get Jackie to give us
another chance. All right, Oh, I mean not right now,
but yes, I don't worry about Joe. But you hang
on there. Everyboddy would appreciate you playing with us, all right,
(30:15):
all right, hey, give a shout out. Well, of course
you can't go ahead, okay, I'd like to shout out
to my church family at Pinty Woods Quaker Church. Well,
all right, good appreciate you, Buddy and Joey. Look at
you down a water valley, just beating us like a drum.
You got your price back headed your way, all right,
that's great. All right now, I'm glad Scott didn't know
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about them days.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
You do.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
It's right off head explain that all right.
Speaker 8 (30:43):
Now?
Speaker 1 (30:43):
All right, boys, good morning. Got the base on the
radio bit request with John Boy Sherman Murray out of Mariotta,
South Carolina. See what Sherm says Beauford Buffalo. Wait, got
you German of our favors the first bit me and
Billy ever do?
Speaker 7 (31:02):
How about that?
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Drive through it. Burger Biggie for Sherman out of Marriotta
coming up next, good Marlan Big shows on the radio.
(31:36):
Something you'd like to hear about this time every Monday
through Friday is when it happens. It is up on
the John Boye Miller facebook page. We'll find that for
it like Sherman Murray out of Maryanna, South Carolina. Sherms
faith right.
Speaker 12 (31:48):
Here after know and welcome to Burger Biggie.
Speaker 7 (31:53):
May help you?
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Uh yeah, let me have two burgers two Fridays and
the coke please?
Speaker 12 (31:58):
Okay, two burgers, two fries and would you like that
in the name view for the Burger Biggie Buffalo fun glass?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Uh no, no.
Speaker 12 (32:06):
Well, I know it's only a medium and it costs
as much as a large, but you could keep the glass.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
I don't care for them.
Speaker 12 (32:13):
And by the way, to let the paint on the
glasses doesn't have any lead on it like you know
those other guys, do you know? In case you're you know,
I'm concerned about getting lead poisoning chewing on the glasses.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
I'm not gonna chew on the Buffalo Burger bagie fun glass.
Speaker 12 (32:27):
All right, well I'm not either. Sorry, it's just that
a lot of parents are concerned. Yeah, well, I'm not
want us to be sure that everybody knows there's the paint.
Speaker 7 (32:34):
I don't would you like?
Speaker 12 (32:35):
Would you like an apple dumpling? We got cherry and
blueberry too.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
No?
Speaker 12 (32:40):
How about a Burger Biggie ice cream Sunday. We've got
new Burger Biggie butter Brickle. It's really delicious.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
No, no, no.
Speaker 12 (32:46):
How about some Atari games?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Nor?
Speaker 12 (32:49):
Don't we got miss pac Man. I don't want the
River Raid it's really good.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
And look, I'm hungry here. I want a couple of burgers,
a couple of fries, a coke, right.
Speaker 12 (32:57):
Okay, a couple of burgers, a couple of fries. Only coke?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Yes, one coat?
Speaker 12 (33:01):
How come you only want one coke? You want two
of everything else?
Speaker 1 (33:03):
I'm not that Thursday. I don't drink that much when
I eat.
Speaker 12 (33:05):
Okay, you're gonna eat all this yourself?
Speaker 8 (33:08):
Yes?
Speaker 12 (33:08):
Two? Two Buffalo burgers and two orders fries.
Speaker 8 (33:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (33:11):
I don't want to alarm me, sar, but there's an
awful lot of salt in this food and some chemicals too.
We know, we never recommend that people eat Burger Biggie
food every every day.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
I don't eat Burger Beegie food every day.
Speaker 12 (33:24):
Well, we just don't recommend you eat more than one
burger at the time.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Hey, I want two burger diabetic, I'm not. I want
two burgers, two fries.
Speaker 7 (33:31):
And coke.
Speaker 12 (33:32):
Okay, sir, that that's that's up to you. I repossibility
for are you gonna eat that here?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
I'm in the drive through window, man, I'm going to go.
I'm gonna eat it here.
Speaker 12 (33:42):
Well, I thought you might want to come in. Burf Beford,
the Burger Biggie Buffalo is going to be here in
a few minutes. I know he's gonna have some free
Buffalo Burger certificates, some fry certificates. And I don't Charlotte's
tickets too. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
I don't want to see Beuford the Buffalo Burger Bigie.
Speaker 12 (34:00):
That's be for deep Burger Biggie boy whatever.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
I don't want to see you. I want my food
and I want to go.
Speaker 12 (34:05):
Okay, Well, Beauford is here, sir, and he he, I
know he says he wants to speak to you.
Speaker 10 (34:11):
Oh, for goodness, I don't believe all money and all yours,
Old Beauford, my fall be you, for rd be you, and.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Old Gilford put the guy back on the speaker. I
want my food. I want to go.
Speaker 12 (34:31):
Goodness, sir, are you you touch tool Burgers today?
Speaker 1 (34:36):
For just forget it?
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Man, all I just forget it.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
You and Beuford, just just go I you.
Speaker 12 (34:40):
I'll only give you one code.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
I'll forget it.
Speaker 12 (34:42):
Really, I hate working with the public.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. You
like a Reverend Billy Red Collins on your John Will Billy,
I'm got one for you right here, key words Jesus Discovery,
the Big Box, the Big show dot com right me
that call from the ram.
Speaker 11 (35:32):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy, and good
morning to aller beloved friends out there in radio land.
That there's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sordage
Joshua Independent, full of Gospel, Pennycoastal Assembly, just off State
Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, friends, it
ain't no secret. I don't think much of television. Watching
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the idiot box is like staring right into the devil's bunghole.
Oh but every time I preach on it, somebody always
up later and says, preacher, I know what you're saying.
It's a good bit of junk on the TV. But
me and my paper, we don't look at none of that.
We just watched the good programs like news and football
and rastling on. They always throwing them so called educational
(36:16):
programs like they run on the Discovery Channel. Well, beloved,
I'm here today to tell you the Discovery Channel is
the most anti Christian place in all of television. Oh
what's this old fool talking about. Well, I'm gonna teg
Megga's program on the Discovered Channel lately? Was that one
on the Lost Tomb of Jesus y'all probably heard about it.
(36:40):
Spent two hours talking about these caskets they dug up
in Jerusalem thirty years ago. Said one of them had
the name of Jesus wrote on the side of it,
and it had the bones of Jesus in it. Well, now,
as a Christian, I might have just a little bit
of a problem with that. See the Bible says Jesus
rose up from the dead and ascended into heaven. He
(37:03):
wasn't buried in a cave under some apartment conflict. The
fellow that done this movie was all over TV for
two weeks leading up to it. Everybody wanted to interview him.
Snotty looking boy from Canada or somewhere run around with
a beret on his head and his nose stuck away
up in the air. I could tell right off he
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ain't active in history. And as for his so called evidence.
Back in the first century, Jesus was one of the
most common names going. You could run up on a
crowd of one hundred fellas in the street and holler, hey, Jesus.
Eight or nine of them turn around and say do
what now? And there wasn't all on the landscaping crew
(37:45):
neither all. When you bring up stuff like that, this
snotty fella just throws up his hands and says, hey,
I ain't no scientists, I ain't no archaeologist. I'm just
a filmmaker. Before y'all criticize me, you need to watch
the movie. Well, now, ain't that convenience? Listen? I know
(38:05):
some of y'all like to watch a Discovery Channel because
they run all them shows about nature and the space
shuttle and how they make chocolate covered cherries and whatnot.
But anytime they talk about Jesus seem right. The only
thing they ever discover is that Christian people has been
wrong about him for two thousand years. He wasn't who
(38:26):
he said he was. He didn't do no miracles, Paul,
and he sure didn't rise from the dead. Yeah, it's
all a bunch of unbelief in skepticism in search of
the real Jesus. Jesus the untold story Jesus realize, fella,
but not hardly all his people make him out to book,
you know that sort of thing. I'm surprised he ain't
(38:48):
turn the myth busters loose on Jesus yet. Ah, the
resurrection looks like this here myth is busting. Yeah. On
the Discovery Channel when it comes to Jesus, ever, week
is Shark Week. In fact, they ought to just do
Jesus Week and get it all out of their system
all at one time. Tonight on Discover, it's Jesus Busters
(39:10):
at eight, then at nine it's Man Versus Jesus, and
at ten o'clock Atheistic Homemakeover Beloved. If you want to
find out about Jesus, come talk to some folks that
actually knows it. I'm proud to say I've been one
of them for almost forty years. Love to help you
meet him. This Sunday morning at nine thirty and eleven
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o'clock am right here at the Order Joshua Independent Full
Gospel of Penecostial Assembly, just off State Road twenty three.
All roam this. There's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins reminding
you as it's time to turn, so you don't burn
John Boy and Billy. Yeah, y'all keep them straight up.
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Good Friday morning, Augus, you ain't got the big jo
on the radio. Let's done. Let's play beat the Blood.
Let's meet our contestant. She is out about been in Georgia, Suzanne.
Good morning, Suzanne, Hey John boria'a good morning morning. Welcome sweetness,
(00:52):
rive they will an So, yeah, okay, that's the back
of work.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Give you a minute. You need a minute.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yes, I'm not as quick as I used to be.
None of us are, y esus. Then you know what
we're gonna do. We're gonna try to get you two
bells before two buzzers, matching wits with Tater. Okay, okay,
So Marcia, I'm sure you've heard the saying for every
one cockroach you see in your house, there are ten
(01:27):
more you didn't see.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I dated a bug guy.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I know this, But according to the US Department of Agriculture,
that count is low. They say the actual number of
don't see thems is likely closer to what.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Oh, you're not gonna like this, Suzanne, closer to one
thousand to one.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Closer to a thousand to one of those cockroaches. What
do you say, Susanna? Agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
No, she was actually right on it. It is a
thousand to one yes, horror man backing old Jack. I
lived broadcast school. They we turned the light on. It
didn't bother them. Yeah, what do you do? Turn that off?
(02:24):
You're like, hi, John, we sent off one of them
bug bombs. Well, he said it just made them get
the munchies. More in the world. Man, You're like, dude,
that was awesome. Anyway, there's my cockrow shores. Man, there
was one buzzer. Let's say we can get your bail here, Suzanne. Okay,
(02:46):
so talk about snails, mars here are most snails born
with their shells or without?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Talk about land snails?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Right?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, I was just check.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Its sometimes ed hat it need a little more info,
you know. Don't say that they are born with their shells.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
They're born were born with their sh shells. She wish
it did she blinded you with sciences and aren't you cute?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
I'm so I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Say they're not. So you're disagreeing with the old snail
shell and snails are born with their Shellskay, I guess
I need to I guess I need to brush up
on my snails in my cock break listen hit or
(03:41):
miss here on beating the blonde Susan. But we're gonna
make you happy baby if you hold on for Jackie.
All right, thank you, thank you. I'm jumping out, catching
you up on your news. On the other side. Morning
time capsule twenty minutes away, a few minutes win morm
(04:04):
and Webb.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
This is the award winning job Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It's time for Oliver.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Will Will Will. So that old job is getting to
be quite a grind day, same thing over and over again,
day after day, where you can't help but feel trapped.
So it's not hard to understand why some folks decide
(05:15):
to just say the heck with it, give up that
old nine to five, grab one of the old ladies pantyhose,
and turn to a life of crime. And for a
lot of people it's a step up.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
After all.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
In prison you spend the majority of your time in
a spacious eight x ten cell. At work, you spend
the majority of your time in a cramped little six
by eight cubicle with no bunk beds. In prison, they
give you three meals a day, and if that's not enough,
(05:52):
you can steal the new guy's corn bread. At work,
you only get a break for one meal of a day,
and you pay for it. And if you steal the
new guy's corn bread, there's consequences and repercussions. Brother, you see,
(06:14):
I rest my case exactly my point, my bespectacled young friend,
that's the right way to see. In prison, good behavior
is rewarded with time off and maybe a conjugal visit.
At work, good behavior is rewarded with more work and
(06:40):
no overtime, so at least you're getting screwed somehow. In prison,
that nice god locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
Sometimes they even tip their hat. At work, you have
to use your security card and open all the doors yourself,
(07:00):
that is if the system is even working, and sometimes
the janitor even gives you the finger. In prison, you
only have to share the toilet with one other person.
At work, you have to share a one seater with everyone,
and you always manage to get in there after the
(07:20):
office cheapskate has taken all the loose toilet paper out
to the car. In prison, you get visits from family
and friends. At work, you can't even speak to your family,
but you do get to visit with that unblinking anorexic
psycho with a propeller hat.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
I'm blinking.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I rest my case.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
In prison, all expenses are paid by the taxpayers, including
cable TV, jim fees, and healthcare. At work, you get
to pay all your own expenses, and only after the
man takes half your paycheck to pay the prisoners tab.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
That's called irony.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
In prison, you spend your life behind bars waiting to
get out. At work, you spend your life wanting to
get out and go inside bars. In prison, you're surrounded
by people with names like Rico, Bugsy, left eye Killer,
(08:33):
and Razor. At work, you're surrounded by people with names like.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Jaw Boy, Tata, Spanky, mate a Man, Yogi, and Pekka.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
From Graham.
Speaker 7 (08:52):
Certainly sound like your work.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
In prison, you have a humorless, sadistic war Gordon, a
real buzz killer, drunk with authority, a power mad lunatic
bent on making your time there as miserable as possible.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
At work, you have Randy that sounded familiar. I rest
my case, John Boy.
Speaker 8 (09:23):
And Billy working to make the world just a little smitery.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Good Morning Radio.
Speaker 9 (09:30):
Dumb right, good morning, got a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
When we got Marvin Webster.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
Yo, what's up? How y'all doing it?
Speaker 10 (10:04):
Man man?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Welcome to Marvin Webster's movie is one oh one. This
is a part of the show where we explain the
difference between movie reality and actual reality. Today's topic gears
the police department. In real life. When a dude is
a new cop, they always team him up with somebody
so he can learn the ropes. But did you ever
notice in the movies, new cop always get hooked up
(10:27):
with somebody that's the exact opposite of whatever he is.
You know, If he's by the book, they put him
with one of them wild men that's always breaking the rules.
If he's young, they put him with an old dude.
If he's tall, they put him with a short dude. Now,
a real cop got to be careful when he's chasing
the crook because you don't want.
Speaker 7 (10:43):
No bystanders to get hurt.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Right, But you ain't really a good movie cop til
you blow something up right in the middle of downtown
during rush out. And the more damage you do, the
more cars it gets smashed, the better cop you are.
But don't worry about getting in no trouble because see,
a good movie is always just one butchering away from
getting fired.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
You know, the boss is always some.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Sweaty dude, got his sleeves rolled up, talking about I'm
warning you kind of hand. One more stunt like that,
you're gonna be pushing papers at the DMB.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Now.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
See, in real life, if the boss is always yelling
at you, it means you suck at your job. In
the movies, it just means you taking care of business
people always making jokes about cops hanging out at the
donut shop. See, a movie cop ain't got no time
for donuts. He got to be where the action is.
And of course that means he's got a head for
you know, the strip club. That's right, No matter what
(11:35):
kind of crime it is, movie cop don't never crack
the case without least one trip to the strip cup.
Now the Pope could get killed inside the Vatican, he
would still have to go to the strip club to
crack the case. Of course, in the movies, a cop
don't really get going on the case until the boss
comes in and kicks him.
Speaker 7 (11:51):
Off of it.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
You know, he'd be like, that's it, you off the case.
See that's good news. See in real life that would
be bad. But for the movie cop, that's good because
that's when he comes up with all the good clues,
is right after he gets off the cake. And if
you really want to get on the fast track, just
get him to kick you out the police altogether, because
soon as the boss makes you give up your gun
and your badge looks like you about twenty minutes from
(12:15):
cracking the key, don't be standing there hanging your head.
Give him the gun, give me your badge, get on
over to the strip club. This is good tomorrow now.
In real life, if a man is getting his butt
kicked in a fight, he'll be like grunting and groaning
and stuff. Right, movie cop will take a beating, don't
make a sound, at least not till later when his
girlfriend comes over and takes off his shirt and starts
(12:37):
trying to.
Speaker 7 (12:37):
Clean him up.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Then all of a sudden, he's in a world of pensil,
you know what I mean. Like Goldberg was beating the
skuy's butt with a tietool for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
He didn't say nothing.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Ninety pound woman come at him with a cotton ball
with some bactine on it.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
All of a sudden, ours.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
And a real life cop can find his life in
danger at any minute. But you know, the most dangerous.
Speaker 7 (12:59):
Time for a movie cop is about two weeks before retirement.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
You know, he got thirty years on the force, now
a scratch on him. He'd be sitting in the car
talking to his partner about what he gonna do when
he retires. As soon as he pulls out that picture
of his grandkids, that's it. He gonna be dead within
fifteen minutes. And they's speaking of dead.
Speaker 11 (13:20):
You know.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
In real life, when the cop will shoot somebody, that's
usually pretty much yet right. But a movie cop, everyone's
got to kill somebody five or six.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
Times before they stay dead.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
You know, it's like, hey, wait a minute, don't be
putting your gun up. No, the dude gonna be right
back in your face again about thirty seconds. See here,
come shoot him again, right between the eyes.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Now, wait, don't be hugging your girlfriend yet. So see
here comes again. Yeah, that's him carrying his head under
his arm. Yeah, shoot him again. Hey, let your girlfriend
shoot him one time too.
Speaker 7 (13:52):
Oh there you go.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Now he's dead. See all right, I hope we helped
you out here, y'all think about it, I'm Morvin Webs.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Good morning. The Big Show's on the radio. More Big
Show right around the corner.
Speaker 10 (14:07):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit. And
I like listen to John Boy and Billy and that
they're Big Show. I like the way they talk. They're
funny haha, not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out why John Boy has a hard time
getting started in the morning. They ain't gotten the gays.
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It is giveaway time a John Boy's Wonderful Things.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
We're up to.
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Wonderful Thing number one hundred and fifty one, a reminder
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of the US military. Right, so let's see who's getting
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(15:34):
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bet they drinks there it is when there from Bristol
Motor speedway't care, but I don't know what came in
that bag. Yeah, well, I'd be willing to take a wager.
Oh right, Goues, it's that five out the proof racing
I get shot. Well, I'm sorry, liquor. If it wasn't
it's not included. Yeah, it probably didn't make it home. Now,
(16:20):
I don't know. I think Billy needed to drink after
my shopping cart world record around Bristol water speed that
might have been about the same time. Yeah, all right,
good on a piece of history. I guess your naming
a hat and you get it up here a little
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(16:40):
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Speaking of winning, let's go to our man who picks
every NFL game this season right here on the Big Show,
(17:00):
mister Tom Sorenson. Good morning Tom, Good morning Tom boy.
How are you very good, buddy, and talked a little bit.
Been a rainy week in Charlotte. Tom has been at
the Carolina Panthers training camp, so we're gonna get the
low down on what's going on. And the Panthers will
be playing the Cleveland Browns tonight pre season and the
(17:21):
Brown's been co practicing with the Panthers this week, Is
that right, Tom?
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Yeah, they flew in Tuesday and had a joint practice
on Wednesday, and you know, slashing around wearing pads and
immediately disliked each other because they're sick of hitting each
other and now here's some new strange guys that can hit.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
That's so I understand you had some blurry notes. Soak pants,
so shoes you will never be able to wear again
after dealing with the rain this week.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
And their hocus to man Contoline.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
How did y'all that mean for the press? I mean,
you know, how did you do they practice like out
there in the pouring rain, because you know it's not
anything inside.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
You know. The way it's set up with Carolina this
season is no fans, you know, because they're building a
new practice facility, so they're out there on the turf
and we had a tent we could use. But if
you're sit in a tent, you're kind of dry. I
mean the rain will still blow through a little bit,
but you can't see anything. So what's what's the point
(18:34):
of going there and sitting in a in a tent.
So I stood on this side of the field where
we could and you could move around, so that could
be where the action was. I could watch people. I
wanted to. I want to watch plays. I wanted to
watch players. I wanted to watch catches and drops and
you know, the same stuff you would, the same stuff
any fan would. And so uh, for a couple of hours,
(18:55):
I did.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Well, give us a good play that you got to
witness at camp this week.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
It's my favorite one. I see a guy just flying downfield.
I didn't know who he was right away. I had
a roster, but by the time I pulled it out,
his name would have been too saggy to read. But
at number fifteen and he is sprinting and nobody can
stay with him. I mean he is. I don't know
if he's the fastest guy in the field, but he
(19:20):
was in this play. And then he makes us unexpect
he's running down kind of the right sideline. Then he
makes this unexpected move you couldn't anticipate it to the
middle and he is so open. He's lonely, and a
lot of guys have been dropping past us, but he
hangs on. And guy's name is Jimmy Horn Junior, and
he was a six round pick out of Colorado. And
(19:42):
he's small, which is why he waited till the sixth round.
He five eight and one hundred and seventy four pounds.
I'll tell you, man, it's not just over at speed
from point A to point B. It's the quickness and
the moves. And I think, just from what I saw
and what I know this, this guy's going to be
a player.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Man, I hope. So let's keep an eye on Jimmy
Horn Junior, number fifteen. I like him little quick dudes,
you know, like little little heel that they had, you know,
a little Tyreek hill, Yeah, something like that. That would
be great, man. All right, what about Oh? I know,
I want to just give a shout out to Cuba Hubbard.
They go, you get to see him in person. He's
(20:23):
a real deal. I run him back in the town.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Yeah, he's the kind of guy no matter who you
talk to they all say the same thing. Who's one
of the first guys there every practice is Tuba. And
it's not like he's proven himself. I mean, he gained
over a thousand yards last season. Who is one of
the last guys to leave Cuba? Which day every day
and players respect that. They may not do the same
thing every day. I mean you can't sometimes, but Cuba
(20:50):
is just a consistently hard working guy and he's the
guy that other players respect. And you know he rushed
for one one nine five yards last season. I'll tell
you he earned every single one of them.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Before we get into the defense, I want to ask
you about offensive players, any other that stand out to you.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
It's a gun named Damian Lewis whom they signed last season.
He's a guard. And the other guards whom they also
signed last season, Robert Hunt. Hunt gets the attention. Hunt
was all pro. There was a fight at OTA's this
year and Hunt steps in the middle of the fight
and people are thinking, what's he doing. Well, when you
weigh through three hundred and twenty three pounds, you do
(21:32):
what you want. But he stands between the guys fighting
and he starts dancing. He starts swimming and dancing. So
instead of being mad, everybody around him starts laughing. So
that then pretty soon the participants start laughing. So fight
was postponed. But he is good. Lewis is good and yeah,
(21:53):
just the the middle of that line. When you have
a five to ten quarterback has to be good.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
And they all right, what about defense and defensive players?
Speaker 3 (22:03):
You like, it's gunning, Lathon Lathan, Lathan Lathen's not working,
Lathan Ran Ransom, I like you Bell Ransom, Okay, And
he is a safety. He is a rookie, a fourth
round pick out of the Ohio State, and he's known
for big, big hits. But he's talking to a Panther
(22:25):
about him and he said, yeah, that's what he's known for,
the big hits. He said, but he really knows his position.
He really knows how to play safety. He's one of
those guys who just you can trust him and he
knows the job. And he could end up starting for
him as a as a rookie man.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
So we need some defense defense, Uh, Tom, I want
to ask you up close. You hear about Dave Canala's
coach for the Carolina Panthers, about him being positive. Everybody
that's the first thing when they're talking about him about
how positive a guy is, just talk about that and
and help us look at that and understand, like, what
do you mean?
Speaker 3 (23:01):
I met him last year and we spent about five
minutes together, and by the time we finished talking, I
wanted to say, hey, look, can I play for you?
Because he just was a natural leader, and he just
he made you believe what he believes, which is one
of the keys to leadership no matter what you do
for a living. And he was positive, he was by
(23:23):
and by by that it's just come on, we're gonna
do this. We're gonna do this, We're gonna get it,
We're gonna do it. And that was good. Weren't that great?
I mean today, all week, you know, the rain's pouring down.
I expected him to say, Now that is quality rain.
It could not beat that rain. Don't you love that
Carolina rain flashing on your face. It's ruining your clothes,
don't you love it? But it's real. And at first,
(23:45):
there are a lot of people who thought this is
an act and as soon as they start losing, it's
gonna change.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
It didn't how about that? Yeah, that's it. You gotta
you gotta watch. I mean the truth. Just if you
can be yourself and you don't have to put on
the act, you ain't gonna get called at it. That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
That's a good point, man. And again, no matter what
you do for a living, your team, your occupation, I
think you're right. If you can be yourself, it's one
less thing to pretend, one less thing to lie about
the hand line.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Boy? All right, Tom, will how about it?
Speaker 12 (24:15):
Man?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Our first preseason game Carolina Panthers and Charlotte with the
Cleveland brown So we're gonna see any starters maybe series
of two.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Yeah, last year Carolina did not go with their starters
and they were criticized for it and it might have
thrown them off. But all the starters will be in
for at least two series and that's a big deal.
They'll be going up against the Browns guys, and you
always take a risk of injury. But how much you
going to prepare for the season so that that'll be
cool to see? All right?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
All right, Tom, will enjoy your weekend, buddy, Thank you
so much, my boy.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Hey, thank you and everybody have a good weekend.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
All right, That goes my MS and Tom sord won't
be long for picking these games for real. And y'all
let's play wordy word one eight hundred Big show you
told free langa a couple of contestants and play next
m good morning, that's Wick showing al radio run into
(25:35):
your Friday August eighth. Jolly you a little high listening,
uh high to call Papa. I'm sure you call your dad. Dad.
Remind miss my wedding anniversary tomorrow. I'll probably forget about.
(25:57):
There's a lollipop in it for you. Out meantime, let's fly.
I had everybody's head about the bed. Okay, but birdie
word not a wordy word. Let's meet her contestants. We
got Scott from Hertford, North Carolina. I'm more to Scott
man Loring, John Boy Hello. Then we got Joey out
(26:18):
of Water Valley, Mississippi. Gomereing Joey God morning, Good morning,
all right, North Carolina. Ver's Mississippi. Come big show boys,
plans some morning word and get no better than this.
It'll be Tater and Joey, John Boyd and Scott. Okay,
boy's uh words dealing with clothes? All right? What we
(26:40):
were so Joey you relax me and Scott will go
for the first thirty seconds. Alright, you read of Scott.
I'm ready, John boy. Okay, start the clotting now, not
just jeans. You got to go to church. Put on
some two words were you real nice? Another word for
(27:02):
slacks that you wear. But it's like and a woman
wears this, but you called it. Yeah come on yeah,
no pants, no, no guys wear this, but on, don't
wear raggedy old bridges. Put on a pair of I
don't know how else to say it, so I can't
go it away. So that's just gonna lay there and
(27:25):
we'd get at zero. So that's all right. Let's see
what happens with Tayler and Joey with thirty seconds to
think about it. So yeah, the second word, boys, I'm tough,
all right.
Speaker 8 (27:39):
Joey and Tyler go okay, so you you know it's
not it's okay. So the bottom okay, So it's two words,
and the second word is what you wear down below
bridges they're called what yes, yeah, all.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Right you wear this on your head?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
You wear it on your head? Yes?
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
These are these are shoes. They're usually open toed blank
women wear them they're also burgenstocks are a type of blank.
Wear them to the beach. You don't want to get okay, quels?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
All right, no, all right, all right, still, I got
a game going that was two on the board, So Scott,
we are not out of it. Body, Let's see what
we can do. Are you ready? Okay, we're picking up
on that last one? Go? What kind of shoes are they?
Jesus warm? Yes? Uh huh that's it. Now you wear
(28:36):
these on your hands when it's cold. Yes, uh huh. Well, woman,
get a mink. It's a blank coat made out of
me yes, uh huh. This is okay. This is what
daisy dukes are. Daisy dukes? You know you you cut
them off, know that they're shorts. But what do you
(28:57):
make them out of?
Speaker 11 (29:00):
Blue?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Nod? Okay, all right, all right, you did put a
three on the board to take the lead briefly by
one until titter and Joy get to and win.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Go hey, all right, so you cut you cut these
off and make a pair of blank. Yes, and then
what do you make with him? You make them? You
cut them in So okay, women, women will wear this
with a blouse. It's like cut to the knee. It's
a what a mini blank?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yes, that's the win you and then you sure got there. Well,
Scott came up a little bit short. What do you
do walk around naked?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Yes, Scot it.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
He takes this very serious, he said, short shorts. That's true, hey,
but Scott, I'm going to get Jackie to give us
another chance. All right, Oh, I mean not right now,
but yes, I don't worry about Joe. But you hang
on there. Everyboddy would appreciate you playing with us, all right,
(30:15):
all right, hey, give a shout out. Well, of course
you can't go ahead, okay, I'd like to shout out
to my church family at Pinty Woods Quaker Church. Well,
all right, good appreciate you, Buddy and Joey. Look at
you down a water valley, just beating us like a drum.
You got your price back headed your way, all right,
that's great. All right now, I'm glad Scott didn't know
(30:36):
about them days.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
You do.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
It's right off head explain that all right.
Speaker 8 (30:43):
Now?
Speaker 1 (30:43):
All right, boys, good morning. Got the base on the
radio bit request with John Boy Sherman Murray out of Mariotta,
South Carolina. See what Sherm says Beauford Buffalo. Wait, got
you German of our favors the first bit me and
Billy ever do?
Speaker 7 (31:02):
How about that?
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Drive through it. Burger Biggie for Sherman out of Marriotta
coming up next, good Marlan Big shows on the radio.
(31:36):
Something you'd like to hear about this time every Monday
through Friday is when it happens. It is up on
the John Boye Miller facebook page. We'll find that for
it like Sherman Murray out of Maryanna, South Carolina. Sherms
faith right.
Speaker 12 (31:48):
Here after know and welcome to Burger Biggie.
Speaker 7 (31:53):
May help you?
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Uh yeah, let me have two burgers two Fridays and
the coke please?
Speaker 12 (31:58):
Okay, two burgers, two fries and would you like that
in the name view for the Burger Biggie Buffalo fun glass?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Uh no, no.
Speaker 12 (32:06):
Well, I know it's only a medium and it costs
as much as a large, but you could keep the glass.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
I don't care for them.
Speaker 12 (32:13):
And by the way, to let the paint on the
glasses doesn't have any lead on it like you know
those other guys, do you know? In case you're you know,
I'm concerned about getting lead poisoning chewing on the glasses.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
I'm not gonna chew on the Buffalo Burger bagie fun glass.
Speaker 12 (32:27):
All right, well I'm not either. Sorry, it's just that
a lot of parents are concerned. Yeah, well, I'm not
want us to be sure that everybody knows there's the paint.
Speaker 7 (32:34):
I don't would you like?
Speaker 12 (32:35):
Would you like an apple dumpling? We got cherry and
blueberry too.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
No?
Speaker 12 (32:40):
How about a Burger Biggie ice cream Sunday. We've got
new Burger Biggie butter Brickle. It's really delicious.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
No, no, no.
Speaker 12 (32:46):
How about some Atari games?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Nor?
Speaker 12 (32:49):
Don't we got miss pac Man. I don't want the
River Raid it's really good.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
And look, I'm hungry here. I want a couple of burgers,
a couple of fries, a coke, right.
Speaker 12 (32:57):
Okay, a couple of burgers, a couple of fries. Only coke?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Yes, one coat?
Speaker 12 (33:01):
How come you only want one coke? You want two
of everything else?
Speaker 1 (33:03):
I'm not that Thursday. I don't drink that much when
I eat.
Speaker 12 (33:05):
Okay, you're gonna eat all this yourself?
Speaker 8 (33:08):
Yes?
Speaker 12 (33:08):
Two? Two Buffalo burgers and two orders fries.
Speaker 8 (33:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (33:11):
I don't want to alarm me, sar, but there's an
awful lot of salt in this food and some chemicals too.
We know, we never recommend that people eat Burger Biggie
food every every day.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
I don't eat Burger Beegie food every day.
Speaker 12 (33:24):
Well, we just don't recommend you eat more than one
burger at the time.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Hey, I want two burger diabetic, I'm not. I want
two burgers, two fries.
Speaker 7 (33:31):
And coke.
Speaker 12 (33:32):
Okay, sir, that that's that's up to you. I repossibility
for are you gonna eat that here?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
I'm in the drive through window, man, I'm going to go.
I'm gonna eat it here.
Speaker 12 (33:42):
Well, I thought you might want to come in. Burf Beford,
the Burger Biggie Buffalo is going to be here in
a few minutes. I know he's gonna have some free
Buffalo Burger certificates, some fry certificates. And I don't Charlotte's
tickets too. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
I don't want to see Beuford the Buffalo Burger Bigie.
Speaker 12 (34:00):
That's be for deep Burger Biggie boy whatever.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
I don't want to see you. I want my food
and I want to go.
Speaker 12 (34:05):
Okay, Well, Beauford is here, sir, and he he, I
know he says he wants to speak to you.
Speaker 10 (34:11):
Oh, for goodness, I don't believe all money and all yours,
Old Beauford, my fall be you, for rd be you, and.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Old Gilford put the guy back on the speaker. I
want my food. I want to go.
Speaker 12 (34:31):
Goodness, sir, are you you touch tool Burgers today?
Speaker 1 (34:36):
For just forget it?
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Man, all I just forget it.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
You and Beuford, just just go I you.
Speaker 12 (34:40):
I'll only give you one code.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
I'll forget it.
Speaker 12 (34:42):
Really, I hate working with the public.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. You
like a Reverend Billy Red Collins on your John Will Billy,
I'm got one for you right here, key words Jesus Discovery,
the Big Box, the Big show dot com right me
that call from the ram.
Speaker 11 (35:32):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy, and good
morning to aller beloved friends out there in radio land.
That there's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sordage
Joshua Independent, full of Gospel, Pennycoastal Assembly, just off State
Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, friends, it
ain't no secret. I don't think much of television. Watching
(35:52):
the idiot box is like staring right into the devil's bunghole.
Oh but every time I preach on it, somebody always
up later and says, preacher, I know what you're saying.
It's a good bit of junk on the TV. But
me and my paper, we don't look at none of that.
We just watched the good programs like news and football
and rastling on. They always throwing them so called educational
(36:16):
programs like they run on the Discovery Channel. Well, beloved,
I'm here today to tell you the Discovery Channel is
the most anti Christian place in all of television. Oh
what's this old fool talking about. Well, I'm gonna teg
Megga's program on the Discovered Channel lately? Was that one
on the Lost Tomb of Jesus y'all probably heard about it.
(36:40):
Spent two hours talking about these caskets they dug up
in Jerusalem thirty years ago. Said one of them had
the name of Jesus wrote on the side of it,
and it had the bones of Jesus in it. Well, now,
as a Christian, I might have just a little bit
of a problem with that. See the Bible says Jesus
rose up from the dead and ascended into heaven. He
(37:03):
wasn't buried in a cave under some apartment conflict. The
fellow that done this movie was all over TV for
two weeks leading up to it. Everybody wanted to interview him.
Snotty looking boy from Canada or somewhere run around with
a beret on his head and his nose stuck away
up in the air. I could tell right off he
(37:24):
ain't active in history. And as for his so called evidence.
Back in the first century, Jesus was one of the
most common names going. You could run up on a
crowd of one hundred fellas in the street and holler, hey, Jesus.
Eight or nine of them turn around and say do
what now? And there wasn't all on the landscaping crew
(37:45):
neither all. When you bring up stuff like that, this
snotty fella just throws up his hands and says, hey,
I ain't no scientists, I ain't no archaeologist. I'm just
a filmmaker. Before y'all criticize me, you need to watch
the movie. Well, now, ain't that convenience? Listen? I know
(38:05):
some of y'all like to watch a Discovery Channel because
they run all them shows about nature and the space
shuttle and how they make chocolate covered cherries and whatnot.
But anytime they talk about Jesus seem right. The only
thing they ever discover is that Christian people has been
wrong about him for two thousand years. He wasn't who
(38:26):
he said he was. He didn't do no miracles, Paul,
and he sure didn't rise from the dead. Yeah, it's
all a bunch of unbelief in skepticism in search of
the real Jesus. Jesus the untold story Jesus realize, fella,
but not hardly all his people make him out to book,
you know that sort of thing. I'm surprised he ain't
(38:48):
turn the myth busters loose on Jesus yet. Ah, the
resurrection looks like this here myth is busting. Yeah. On
the Discovery Channel when it comes to Jesus, ever, week
is Shark Week. In fact, they ought to just do
Jesus Week and get it all out of their system
all at one time. Tonight on Discover, it's Jesus Busters
(39:10):
at eight, then at nine it's Man Versus Jesus, and
at ten o'clock Atheistic Homemakeover Beloved. If you want to
find out about Jesus, come talk to some folks that
actually knows it. I'm proud to say I've been one
of them for almost forty years. Love to help you
meet him. This Sunday morning at nine thirty and eleven
(39:31):
o'clock am right here at the Order Joshua Independent Full
Gospel of Penecostial Assembly, just off State Road twenty three.
All roam this. There's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins reminding
you as it's time to turn, so you don't burn
John Boy and Billy. Yeah, y'all keep them straight up.
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