August 15, 2025 • 40 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got all of our usual Friday musical favorites.. - The Not Ready For Drive Time Players head to Ireland for a battle of the bad accents - as John Boy and Tater perform their best Irish accents with a script entitled, “The Irish Brawl”.. - John Boy gives away more of his “Wonderful Things”.. - Tom Sorenson checks in with this week’s report on the world of sports.. - Marvin Webster looks a Stupid People.. - and Marci expands the hearts and minds of voiceover work hopefuls with the Tater Moran Academy of Accents and Dialects…
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Friday morning.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Song and before eleven o'clock tonight.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Mister, you better find your dove another line of work
that one.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Sure, don't fix your pistol.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 6 (00:34):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Hit it. I hate work.
Speaker 7 (00:48):
I hate work.
Speaker 6 (00:48):
I've been having a very fast day.
Speaker 7 (00:59):
Okay, I don't need to.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I'm just gonna do.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Today.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Doesn't go back.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Don't you just that she's gone back bay?
Speaker 8 (01:49):
Work work work work, work, work work.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
What are we gonna do? Man?
Speaker 7 (01:53):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 9 (01:54):
We just have a life.
Speaker 7 (01:56):
I mean, do you do anything beside this creepy stuff?
Speaker 10 (01:59):
What do you for fun?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (02:01):
No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
We just we just work.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Right work work work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 11 (02:07):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me anything.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and war work,
the time when you go out looking for happiness and
end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 7 (02:22):
Pal It's a brave man.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I can kick party. All is will taste you is cool?
Buzz I'm fine, Oh dolly, I'm what to day? I
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have you check pay.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
Work work what what?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
What?
Speaker 10 (03:29):
What's?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
What's?
Speaker 11 (03:30):
What's work?
Speaker 10 (03:31):
Work?
Speaker 12 (03:31):
Work?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
All right?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
He let's go ahead play I Beat the Blind one
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a contestant.
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Play next, Good Morning. That's a Big Show on the radio.
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Game you want to play? May that happen too?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
It is beat the bloss does mean not contestant. Jason
from Williams to North Carolina. Good morning, Jason, Good morning,
Hey buddy, Why Jason, We're gonna ask our girl some questions.
You agree or disagree based on whether you think she's
right or wrong. Get you took for two buzzers and
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you get the big old Lord Tiger's prize.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
Pug pulled them for it. Slick all right, Marcia?
Speaker 13 (05:03):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
According to the United States Military, which part of a
flagpole is called the truck? Now I will give choices. Okay,
is it A the top snap hook that you attached
to the flag? Is it b the top cap that
a ball or other ornament is mounted on. Or is
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it c the ball or other ornament that is mounted
at the top. Uh part of a flagpole called the truck.
So the top snap, the top ball, or the ball.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
Or other ornament. Sometimes it's an ego or whatever.
Speaker 12 (05:46):
I'm gonna go with the last one, the ball, the
ball or other ornament that is mounted at the top
is called the truck.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
Okay, well, Jason, agree or disagree, I'm gonna have to
disagree with that, Well, that was the thing to do. Yes,
be the top cap that a ball or other ornament
is mounted on. There is the truck. Were you in
the military, Jason?
Speaker 11 (06:11):
No, no, because this is the kind of question only
a military man, no, look, or a boy scout.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
There's a boy scout. Yeah, I had no idea that
I call foul. That's well, see what.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Will happen here on number two? That's wrong, Bell, Okay,
there were seventeen to ninety.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
Eight tater history.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
The White House got his first coat of white paint.
What color was it before that?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (06:41):
Now see, I've seen this can of paint in Walmart.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
Really, yeah, it's the white House blue.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
White House blue. She says, she's seen that canon Walmart.
Jason blue. Do you agree to disagree?
Speaker 7 (06:56):
I'm gonna have to agree. Oh, gray, it was gray.
Were you on the map?
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Bill, Using gray sandstone and the whitewash was going to
help protect the exterior from moisture and cracking during winter freezes.
Speaker 7 (07:16):
All right, were you in the military?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Well we got a full count, heading into the final question.
From the lying position, Marcy, which side of the bed
do most married men sleep on?
Speaker 7 (07:34):
Is it the right or the left.
Speaker 12 (07:36):
Well, I'm glad you specified that for me and directed
it right at me. Lying position married men.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
You know my brain works.
Speaker 12 (07:47):
Well, I'd say that men like to lie on the
side where the door is, so the right side, the
right side, because they don't want to be wrong.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
So Jason's ear disagree with the right side of the bed.
I disagree, and that was right close to the door. Hey,
this is crazy. Divorce men often switched to the left
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out I got myself. So are you facing the bed
saying right or left?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
That's why I specified lying position from laying down from
there's a big debate if you go on the internet and.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
Try to settle that it is really right down in
the middle which way it is?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
So, yeah, it just depends on which bed I'm sleeping there.
There you go where it is in the room, the
closest to the bathroom.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
All right, I don't want to I didn't want to
know about about you. Just don't wait mill Jason. If
you hang on, we go make you happy before we
hang up on you. All right, buddy, I appreciate it,
and y'all have a good day. All right, Jason, here's Jackie.
Hang on.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Play him in the hour, Tommy your news at that
time capsule on the other side, mark August fifteenth.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Hang on for.
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Well, y'all go prum prum, what is it prom.
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Okay?
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Well, well, you're supposed to be drumming ro.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Bro bron Come.
Speaker 13 (10:23):
They told mean Rudy to to to to. You need
to play your horn.
Speaker 7 (10:36):
Rudy to to to to. Oh, play your horn, Rudy
to to y'all go to to never mind, because it's.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Not a.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Chef.
Speaker 7 (10:55):
He'll give hood Rudy to to rude too.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
What I need?
Speaker 11 (11:08):
It's a fluke because trumpet doesn't rhyme with with with two.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
What about rumpet.
Speaker 7 (11:15):
I need something to rhyme with trumpet rumpant rump it.
Speaker 12 (11:19):
No, you don't want this crowd.
Speaker 14 (11:22):
I'm sorry, Rudy too, I'm getting We're ready now to
Rudy Toto rock.
Speaker 7 (11:40):
I'm going up play for you my trumpet, my trumpet,
my trumpet, rump it.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Here I go.
Speaker 11 (12:03):
That's really the only note that I've been practicing all
that that's the only note that I can play actually
in key, which what I played my trumpet rumpet, and
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now attack. I will dump it, jump it, jump it up.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Okay, while I'm gonna keep you quick end it.
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The cattle are lowing and the baby.
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Just woke up. John Boya and Dilly.
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Dumb right, good morning?
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Is it?
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Make Shaw on the radio and play some worthy words.
Still the go before we get out of here this morning.
Right now, let's go to Brushy Wood, Arkansas to visit
with the town gossip.
Speaker 7 (14:02):
It's time for Over the Back Fence with Debbie Dunbar.
Speaker 12 (14:07):
Oh hey, Carleen, what in a wide world of weeder
dog whiskers are you doing with clothes on? It's so
damn hot. I saw the devil going back to hell
to cool off. Why don't you join the club and
just go topless. I'll tell you who should be wearing clothes,
and that's Sidney shermack mm hmm. She's been gone for
a couple of weeks and nobody knew where she went. Well,
apparently she was off to the big city to get
more plastic surgery. She's got more aftermarket parts than Bubba
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Wallace's race car. I can't believe it, but she had
another boob job. How many is this thirteen? Well, it's
definitely not her lucky number. Don't you remember last time
she went the cheap route and instead of silicone, she
had him use those little bells that you find at
the check encounter at the hotail motel. Oh, you know,
the ding ding ones. At the VFW dance, the guy's
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got sou hansy the ding dings kept changing the tempo
of the band. And the time before that, the doctor
accidentally lost both of her brown sugar targle switches and
he replaced him with pepperoni. Anytime she sun bathed populist,
they'd cume up so much the cat could drink milk
out of them. At her age forty seven, No matter
what she tells you, she should just accept that the
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good Lord gave her a C minus for looks on
her report card and stop trying to change the grave.
The last time she went under the knife, she would
ask random people to guess her age, like she was
working at the County Fair or something. One guy she
asked said twenty five, and she said, nope, I'm forty seven.
She went to McDonald's and asked the cashier to guess
her age, and the woman said thirty two, and Cindy said, nope,
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I'm actually forty seven. So after lunch, she was taking
a bus to the Dollar General and she asked the
guy next door to guess her age. He looked at
her for a minute and said, well, I'll need to
put my hands under your shirt. But you know, Cindy,
she never had a grope she didn't like, and so
she said sure. And after a few minutes the guy says,
you're forty seven. Cindy can't believe it. She said, how
could you tell? And the guy says, I was in
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line behind you at McDonald's. She had libro section done once,
but that wasn't a complete disaster. She made a bundle
sell and all that fat to captain Sketchy's fishcam. Maybe
the worst thing she did was get her teeth done.
Speaker 7 (16:05):
Oh Lord.
Speaker 12 (16:06):
To be honest, though she did have messed up teeth
like Steve BUSHEMI every tooth was in business for itself,
like having a mouthful of mismatch different colored chicklets. She
needed to do something, but I believe I'd have gone
to someone, you know, with the diploma. She tried that
place that makes your dentures out of sheep teeth, lamb chops. Yeah,
they're pretty pretty bad.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
At this place.
Speaker 12 (16:30):
She must have gone in and said, give me the
Trevago guy. You know who I'm talking about. I saw
those commercials fifty times before I knew what it was for.
I was mesmerized by them giant choppers. It's like they
were made for someone else, like Andre the Giant. I
can't place the guy's accent, but I guarantee that country
has government run dental care. The teeth ain't too big.
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His damn head is just too small. I can'd help
him if he ever turns to a life of crime.
Stevie Wonder could pick him out of a line up.
Maybe he ain't even a real person. It's like a
bottle opener wished upon a star to be a real
life boy. We'll crop the bed and toast the bread.
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Carling.
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picks because we got another preseason weekend we're getting tonight
and then next week and then we get down for real.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
Good morning Tom, Almost there, buddy, Bud.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Good morning.
Speaker 12 (20:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
I got to get my Super Bowl picks in pretty soon,
that's right.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, we're looking forward to that. People already been asking
about those easy easy let's get.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
Through the first week.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Well, Tom, I wanted to talk to you about Hard Knocks.
HBO's Hard Knocks is at the Buffalo Bills this year.
That's very close to us Carolina Panthers, and especially for you,
Tom the uh the general manager of the Bean was
his name for name, Brandon, Yeah, yeah, Brandon Bean. Now
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tell me the connection with him, and then I want
to go to the connection of the head coach on McDermott.
Speaker 8 (21:01):
Brandon.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
When I met him, one of his duties was to
make sure that the media had hotel rooms in Spartanburg
where the Panthers trained. And this was before there was
a breakout of Marriott's and so we were scrambling and
so Brandon, uh yeah, helped me find a room.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
And so I think going to Buffalo as GM was
a good career move.
Speaker 7 (21:26):
That's something man, Yes, sure was. And he's done.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
What a what a great job. Man, he's got the
NFL MVP and a quarterback. And then uh, Sean McDermott. Uh,
he was our defensive coordinator here in Carolina. Tell us
that story about Sean.
Speaker 10 (21:43):
What what he said to you?
Speaker 7 (21:45):
Real good guy?
Speaker 5 (21:46):
You know, he's the kind of guy you're asking, Hey,
where did you end up moving to and Charlotte he says,
I live here? Where do you live? Asking about his kids,
he asked about years. But I wrote a column once
about him. I just thought some guys are just snatched
old leaders. He's one of them. So I wrote a
column saying, hey, this guy will be a great head coach,
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and he said he came up to me. It said
time I was reading your column and I kept waiting
for the butt. He'd be a great head coach. But
he said, I'm halfway through it and there's still no butt.
I know it's coming, I know what's coming, and there
was never a butt.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
He goes thank you, and a lot of you know,
well a few Panthers players they got him up there
and more they're they're really doing shelf Shaq Thompson on
the on the deal. So anyway, so Hard Knocks if
you want to watch it because out every Tuesday night,
there are already two episodes out now and you stream
it on HBO Max and three episodes live. So, well,
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what do you take away other than that about Hard Knocks?
Speaker 5 (22:43):
Tom, Well, two things jump up to me. One is
there's always a funny guy. There's a guy, a receiver
named kJ Hamler, and he was running on camp and
a scooter that looks like he would have been it
would have been given to him by like your two
year old grandson, because just a little tiny thing, the
motor didn't work, and all these guys are just blowing
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past them. They're laughing at him. So he gets kind
of mad and he buys a new one and he
names it the Scoot Scoot three thousand, and he's told
it has a bell, and he's so excited, the way
a kid is. So you know, they stay in dorms
and he's riding through his dorm and he's honked, he's
beeping the bell and he's beating around and he just
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is so happy. So it was just fun to watch
his story and really engaging. Is I think everybody remembers
Tomorrow Hamlin in two o two three. Yeah, you and
I talked about it then were both shook up. I mean,
he went through cardiac arrest in a game against Cincinnati,
and he was down so long we didn't we didn't
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know if he was getting up, we didn't know if
he'd be okay. But he didn't play again that season,
but he came back last season and was a starter.
And he has a foundation in which he devotes a
lot of time to help people get care when they
go through something like that and the proper equipment. But
he also every day he just thanks God and he
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said his faith is what really got him through this.
And he starts every morning by taking three deep breasts
because he said when he was in the hospital after
going through cardio arrest, cardiac arrest, he couldn't take three
deep breasts. So he just seems like a genuine, really
good guy. And you know, anybody starts the foundation, it
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donates not just money but time.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
And that's Nate Tom because I mean when we talked
about it, he was one randy that had died on
the field, you know, and they stopped the game and
everybody was amazing, was taking praying around him. And then
to find out he is a man of faith and
showing his devotional that he's had since college that was
he's using so much it was falling apart.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
Don't remember he saw that and about his faith.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
We're saying, wow, all of a sudden, it was okay
to pray on national TV because of him and then
him be the man faith as cool that we get
to know that about him.
Speaker 7 (25:04):
I hope he has a great he's starting now, isn't he?
Speaker 8 (25:06):
Tom he started, Yeah, he started, and I think he
made the Pro Bowl last season as maybe with special teams,
but good player, quick and fearless, and you know every
at first, every time there'd be a big hit, you think,
oh no, but he's the same player he was, all right.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Well, the second week of exhibitions begins with two preseason
games tonight, and we got eleven games Saturday, two Sunday,
and one Monday. Okay, so we got some football or
the starters still though. They're using this time to see
who's going to make the team.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Right tom now they're gonna be you know, the Panthers
are going to use their starters for a three series
and they didn't use them at all last season, and
they went into the season they were terrible, so they thought, hmm,
So the start played two series last weekend's Cleveland and
they will play three series against Houston. And different philosophies
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are on the league. You want to get your guys
experience game experience. You don't want them to get hurt.
And then what everybody will do is shut down the
third exhibition. That's too close to the regular season, and
there'll still be reserves fighting for a place in the roster,
but the starters will be secure.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
And when do the cuts happen on the rosters? What
are we looking at?
Speaker 5 (26:29):
They have to get they in the old days, they
would have a series of cuts. They had at least two,
and now they just have one. And that is on
August twenty seventh, in twelve days.
Speaker 7 (26:39):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
And I'm going to have a Friday game this season
a couple of times, a few times.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
Yeah, yeah, and opening Day it's going to be pretty cool.
It's right in front of me. But it's Case and
the LA Chargers. And it's going to be on YouTube
television on Friday nine.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
Okay, they're gonna be forcing us to watch him streaming.
Speaker 10 (27:05):
Doing it.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (27:06):
Toughest team to figure so far. You say it to
Dallas Cowboys and.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Jerry Jones is the owner, And I don't think there's
an owner in the league or any league who likes
attention as much as he does. I mean, if he
comes home from work and his significant or insignificant others says,
how was your day, He'll say He'll tell her, but
he'll call a news conference first.
Speaker 7 (27:31):
We'll say, well that happens with that? And when Micah,
when they're a rusher. He's want a new contract, right.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
He wants a new contract, and usually when you're negotiating
with the player, you say nice things about him. He said, well,
you know, Micah did miss six games last year because
of injury. It was four games. So right away, A,
you don't bring up injuries. B. If you do, you
get it right. And immediately after that, Michaeh, who's one
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of the best best pass rushes to the league, that
trade me. So he I don't think he's going to
be traded. But they did the same thing Dallas did
with Dak Prescott. He is not the best quarterback in
the league, but because they waited so long to sign him,
he is the highest paid quarterback in the league. And
Micah is going to clean up.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
All right, Well, let's talk about our Carolina Panthers right here,
we run out of time. We lost a preseason opener
thirty to ten to Cleveland.
Speaker 7 (28:26):
Does that mean anything?
Speaker 8 (28:28):
Not much.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
It means that their reserves are better than Charlotte's, better
than Carolina's. But Carolina kept the starters in for two series.
Cleveland did not score, and the Panthers scored on their
second possession. Man Bryce Young looked good. He's directing players downfield.
And he was a guy who washed out as a
rookie terrible last season at the beginning, and then finished
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strong and Taya, he has good in camp and he
looked good in the exhibition.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
If we an of you football fan, you've probably seen
all about Schuldor Sanders. He was playing against our Carolina
Panthers last week and had a great game.
Speaker 7 (29:05):
So now he's a he's a talking the league.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
He is.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
He played well. He played well against reserves, but it
still counts. And he moved around, he directed the team.
He hit a couple of TD passes, so I salute him.
I mean, that's a great way for any rookie fifth
round pick to start.
Speaker 7 (29:22):
That's the truth, buddy.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
All Right, well, let's enjoy another weekend of preseason and
we'll catch up next week.
Speaker 7 (29:29):
Tom's will get closer and closer. Buddy.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
Thank you, everybody, have a great weekend.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
Okay, thanks so.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Much, Tom as a man, mister Sowarns and a y all.
Let's play worthy word one eight hundred Big Show, Toe
Free Line and a couple of contestants play next Good
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Friday Morning make shows on the radio, and our feature
track from The Make Show, Big Box, Tanger Moran's Academy
of Accents and Dialect.
Speaker 7 (30:13):
It's up to you, he words Academy runner a special.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
A big box at the Bigshow dot com clicking on
their contest, but you can't get through.
Speaker 7 (30:24):
Call you some of you won't play. Make that happened
to Let's.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Not I went to everybody's head.
Speaker 7 (30:29):
Abut the bed the no wordy word of the worthy word.
Let's meet our contestants. We got Tammy at a centroneut, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Good morning, Tammy, Good morning morning. And you were playing
chance at a witch of tap Falls, Texas.
Speaker 7 (30:47):
Good morning, Chance, Good morning, all right, Tayer, you can
take a chance.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
That'll be you in chance there all right out to
you that the Texas boy on your side, and me
and Tammy all right, y'all. Words dealing with clothes. The
word tablet is dealing with clothes like the clothes we wear,
which as you relax, let's see what me and Tammy
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can do. Give me something to shoot for. Oh man,
all right, Tammy, I'm looking at the first word. It's
a tough one. Okay, all right, Tammy. We're starting the
clock now. This is a type of sweater it's a
what sweader? Yes, oh, this is what you wear under
a sport coat. A guy wears this also, it's a
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bulletproof what best?
Speaker 7 (31:38):
Yeah? Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
You put these on your feet because of the weather,
so I don't get wet. No, it's two words that
the feet don't get wet.
Speaker 7 (31:47):
Rubber. No, there is boots. But what is it doing? They? Oh,
come y, yes, you wear this over blank? You're cold
and over Yeah it was overcoat.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
There are three on the board. All right, three, so
chance and tater for your round one?
Speaker 7 (32:13):
You ready, chance, I'm ready again? Okay, and go all right,
it's really cold outside.
Speaker 12 (32:20):
Put on your what.
Speaker 7 (32:22):
No, it goes over all of that.
Speaker 12 (32:24):
Yeah, you go. A young lady might wear one of
these a wedding blank. Yes, you put these on before
you put your shoes on. You okay, another female they're
they're like people say they're not pants, but they are. Yes,
say it again out, Yes, this is what you wear
to women will wear to bed to sleep. Nesss sexier.
Speaker 7 (32:48):
Yes, that's.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Chance, with throwing out leggings for you guys, Yes, not pants,
but a five on the boarder's five to three.
Speaker 7 (33:03):
All right, dammy, we need to get us some points
right here? Are you ready? Yes, God is another hard one.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Okay, Okay, I don't guess it's gonna go away the longer.
I wait, So here we go, start the clock. Now,
this is a kind of a coach. Maybe skiers wear
one of these kind of a coat. A skier will
wear it.
Speaker 7 (33:30):
I don't know what. Okay, what do you do when
you want to the car? You want to you in
the garage? You blank your car? I'm breaking the word round.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Yes, all right, all right, this is what women wear
in the summer. It's a light little cotton thing. The
potato already said that one thing, and then that's another,
and it was.
Speaker 7 (33:54):
A it was a sundress. We already lost webs close
and Cardigan's coming out over the Tammy.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
We're gonna give you another shot at it down the road, Jackie,
make that happen. I won't be on Tammy's team. I
feel like shout out, yes you can, baby, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
I do shout out to my crew over at B
and B Wrecker Service and Citro.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Now, well there you go, Tammy. We appreciate you and
yours go right there. Chance now with your toll falls
you get the prize back. Good game, man, you nailed.
Speaker 7 (34:29):
Leggy first time call.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio, Baby request with
John moy No more like bit requests Charlie right from Stokesdelle,
North Carolina. Here Charlie is always celebrating you, buddy requesting
Marvin Webster on stupid people.
Speaker 7 (34:50):
We got you coming up next. Good morning. That's what
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makes you on the radio.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
It makes your bud Holey ran out of Stokes down,
North Carolina against some bit requests.
Speaker 7 (35:23):
Right now it's Brown called marmon Webster.
Speaker 13 (35:26):
Y'all.
Speaker 10 (35:27):
What's up y'all doing? Hey man, I called a ride
home from working when Buddy Tiwan the other day. We
walked out of his car and Twana has got one
of them cardboard sun shades up in the windshield to
keep the sun out. He's got a big old picture
of Wesley Snipes on it, you know. So I'm watching
him pull it out the window and fold it up
way down. At the bottom of it, I see some
tiny little writing. It says caution remove before driving. I said,
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hold up, remove before driving? What kind of crackhead warning
label is that? And Twan says, well, I reckon is is?
Speaker 2 (35:59):
It?
Speaker 10 (35:59):
Keeps stupid people from hurting theirself. I said, well, that's
messed up, because see, I think we all take all
the warning labels off everything. Now y'all say, well, MARVN,
that means stupid people gonna have a lot more accidents.
Well good, because we want stupid people to have more accidents.
In fact, we need them too, because that's how nature
keeps us from having too many stupid people in the world.
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I mean, we got all these stupi people running around
the world, right, So if you make the world safer
and safer, eventually stupid people will stop getting killed when
they do stupid stuff.
Speaker 7 (36:33):
And what does that mean?
Speaker 10 (36:34):
That means they live longer, and then they marry other
stupid people and they have a bunch of stupid babies,
and you know what you got then a bunch of
stupid kids, and they grow up to be yep, more
stupid people. And trust me, y'all, we don't need no
more stupid people. Now. In case you're thinking, well, that's
not very nice to stupid people, Okay, well let's make
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it fair for the stupid people. I think, except for
having kids. I say, we let stupid people people do
anything they want to do. We'll get everybody in the
world to take an IQ test. Then they give you
a card with your score on it, and if your
number is low enough, you get to just turn that
mother out.
Speaker 7 (37:11):
Anything you want to do.
Speaker 10 (37:12):
The President will come on TV talking about Okay, stupid people,
y'all have at it. Anything goes. Get out there, eat
a big meal and jump right in the swimming pool.
Stick marbles and stuff way down in he is.
Speaker 7 (37:24):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 10 (37:25):
Run with that sharp stick in your hand. Smoke all
the cigarettes you want. Yeah, get some of your buddies
that come over. Y'all play a nice game of long darks.
Run them with the bulls over there in Spain. And hey,
let's get some of you stupid white women down to
Miami because I hear OJ needs him a new white
I mean, hey, I'm just trying to help y'all.
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We'll listen to some of these. Try Portuguese, My slat
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Friday morning.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Song and before eleven o'clock tonight.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Mister, you better find your dove another line of work
that one.
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Sure, don't fix your pistol.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 6 (00:34):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Hit it. I hate work.
Speaker 7 (00:48):
I hate work.
Speaker 6 (00:48):
I've been having a very fast day.
Speaker 7 (00:59):
Okay, I don't need to.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I'm just gonna do.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Today.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Doesn't go back.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Don't you just that she's gone back bay?
Speaker 8 (01:49):
Work work work work, work, work work.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
What are we gonna do? Man?
Speaker 7 (01:53):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 9 (01:54):
We just have a life.
Speaker 7 (01:56):
I mean, do you do anything beside this creepy stuff?
Speaker 10 (01:59):
What do you for fun?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (02:01):
No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
We just we just work.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Right work work work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 11 (02:07):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me anything.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and war work,
the time when you go out looking for happiness and
end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 7 (02:22):
Pal It's a brave man.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I can kick party. All is will taste you is cool?
Buzz I'm fine, Oh dolly, I'm what to day? I
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have you check pay.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
Work work what what?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
What?
Speaker 10 (03:29):
What's?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
What's?
Speaker 11 (03:30):
What's work?
Speaker 10 (03:31):
Work?
Speaker 12 (03:31):
Work?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
All right?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
He let's go ahead play I Beat the Blind one
eight hundred Big Show you told free line, We'll get
a contestant.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Play next, Good Morning. That's a Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Rolled into you Friday, August of fifteenth and feature track
with the Big Show, Big Bog You heard all about it,
Tatum Around's Academy of Accents and Dialect keywords Tater.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
Academy, I Beat around the World.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
At the Big Box, at the Big Show dot com
click out on their contents button you can't get through,
might call you gotta.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Game you want to play? May that happen too?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
It is beat the bloss does mean not contestant. Jason
from Williams to North Carolina. Good morning, Jason, Good morning,
Hey buddy, Why Jason, We're gonna ask our girl some questions.
You agree or disagree based on whether you think she's
right or wrong. Get you took for two buzzers and
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you get the big old Lord Tiger's prize.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
Pug pulled them for it. Slick all right, Marcia?
Speaker 13 (05:03):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
According to the United States Military, which part of a
flagpole is called the truck? Now I will give choices. Okay,
is it A the top snap hook that you attached
to the flag? Is it b the top cap that
a ball or other ornament is mounted on. Or is
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it c the ball or other ornament that is mounted
at the top. Uh part of a flagpole called the truck.
So the top snap, the top ball, or the ball.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
Or other ornament. Sometimes it's an ego or whatever.
Speaker 12 (05:46):
I'm gonna go with the last one, the ball, the
ball or other ornament that is mounted at the top
is called the truck.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
Okay, well, Jason, agree or disagree, I'm gonna have to
disagree with that, Well, that was the thing to do. Yes,
be the top cap that a ball or other ornament
is mounted on. There is the truck. Were you in
the military, Jason?
Speaker 11 (06:11):
No, no, because this is the kind of question only
a military man, no, look, or a boy scout.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
There's a boy scout. Yeah, I had no idea that
I call foul. That's well, see what.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Will happen here on number two? That's wrong, Bell, Okay,
there were seventeen to ninety.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
Eight tater history.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
The White House got his first coat of white paint.
What color was it before that?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (06:41):
Now see, I've seen this can of paint in Walmart.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
Really, yeah, it's the white House blue.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
White House blue. She says, she's seen that canon Walmart.
Jason blue. Do you agree to disagree?
Speaker 7 (06:56):
I'm gonna have to agree. Oh, gray, it was gray.
Were you on the map?
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Bill, Using gray sandstone and the whitewash was going to
help protect the exterior from moisture and cracking during winter freezes.
Speaker 7 (07:16):
All right, were you in the military?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Well we got a full count, heading into the final question.
From the lying position, Marcy, which side of the bed
do most married men sleep on?
Speaker 7 (07:34):
Is it the right or the left.
Speaker 12 (07:36):
Well, I'm glad you specified that for me and directed
it right at me. Lying position married men.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
You know my brain works.
Speaker 12 (07:47):
Well, I'd say that men like to lie on the
side where the door is, so the right side, the
right side, because they don't want to be wrong.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
So Jason's ear disagree with the right side of the bed.
I disagree, and that was right close to the door. Hey,
this is crazy. Divorce men often switched to the left
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out I got myself. So are you facing the bed
saying right or left?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
That's why I specified lying position from laying down from
there's a big debate if you go on the internet and.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
Try to settle that it is really right down in
the middle which way it is?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
So, yeah, it just depends on which bed I'm sleeping there.
There you go where it is in the room, the
closest to the bathroom.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
All right, I don't want to I didn't want to
know about about you. Just don't wait mill Jason. If
you hang on, we go make you happy before we
hang up on you. All right, buddy, I appreciate it,
and y'all have a good day. All right, Jason, here's Jackie.
Hang on.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Play him in the hour, Tommy your news at that
time capsule on the other side, mark August fifteenth.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Hang on for.
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Speaker 7 (10:00):
Well, y'all go prum prum, what is it prom.
Speaker 10 (10:10):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (10:12):
Well, well, you're supposed to be drumming ro.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Bro bron Come.
Speaker 13 (10:23):
They told mean Rudy to to to to. You need
to play your horn.
Speaker 7 (10:36):
Rudy to to to to. Oh, play your horn, Rudy
to to y'all go to to never mind, because it's.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Not a.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Chef.
Speaker 7 (10:55):
He'll give hood Rudy to to rude too.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
What I need?
Speaker 11 (11:08):
It's a fluke because trumpet doesn't rhyme with with with two.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
What about rumpet.
Speaker 7 (11:15):
I need something to rhyme with trumpet rumpant rump it.
Speaker 12 (11:19):
No, you don't want this crowd.
Speaker 14 (11:22):
I'm sorry, Rudy too, I'm getting We're ready now to
Rudy Toto rock.
Speaker 7 (11:40):
I'm going up play for you my trumpet, my trumpet,
my trumpet, rump it.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Here I go.
Speaker 11 (12:03):
That's really the only note that I've been practicing all
that that's the only note that I can play actually
in key, which what I played my trumpet rumpet, and
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now attack. I will dump it, jump it, jump it up.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Okay, while I'm gonna keep you quick end it.
Speaker 15 (13:06):
The cattle are lowing and the baby.
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Just woke up. John Boya and Dilly.
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Speaker 7 (13:19):
Dumb right, good morning?
Speaker 12 (13:47):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Make Shaw on the radio and play some worthy words.
Still the go before we get out of here this morning.
Right now, let's go to Brushy Wood, Arkansas to visit
with the town gossip.
Speaker 7 (14:02):
It's time for Over the Back Fence with Debbie Dunbar.
Speaker 12 (14:07):
Oh hey, Carleen, what in a wide world of weeder
dog whiskers are you doing with clothes on? It's so
damn hot. I saw the devil going back to hell
to cool off. Why don't you join the club and
just go topless. I'll tell you who should be wearing clothes,
and that's Sidney shermack mm hmm. She's been gone for
a couple of weeks and nobody knew where she went. Well,
apparently she was off to the big city to get
more plastic surgery. She's got more aftermarket parts than Bubba
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Wallace's race car. I can't believe it, but she had
another boob job. How many is this thirteen? Well, it's
definitely not her lucky number. Don't you remember last time
she went the cheap route and instead of silicone, she
had him use those little bells that you find at
the check encounter at the hotail motel. Oh, you know,
the ding ding ones. At the VFW dance, the guy's
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got sou hansy the ding dings kept changing the tempo
of the band. And the time before that, the doctor
accidentally lost both of her brown sugar targle switches and
he replaced him with pepperoni. Anytime she sun bathed populist,
they'd cume up so much the cat could drink milk
out of them. At her age forty seven, No matter
what she tells you, she should just accept that the
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good Lord gave her a C minus for looks on
her report card and stop trying to change the grave.
The last time she went under the knife, she would
ask random people to guess her age, like she was
working at the County Fair or something. One guy she
asked said twenty five, and she said, nope, I'm forty seven.
She went to McDonald's and asked the cashier to guess
her age, and the woman said thirty two, and Cindy said, nope,
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I'm actually forty seven. So after lunch, she was taking
a bus to the Dollar General and she asked the
guy next door to guess her age. He looked at
her for a minute and said, well, I'll need to
put my hands under your shirt. But you know, Cindy,
she never had a grope she didn't like, and so
she said sure. And after a few minutes the guy says,
you're forty seven. Cindy can't believe it. She said, how
could you tell? And the guy says, I was in
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line behind you at McDonald's. She had libro section done once,
but that wasn't a complete disaster. She made a bundle
sell and all that fat to captain Sketchy's fishcam. Maybe
the worst thing she did was get her teeth done.
Speaker 7 (16:05):
Oh Lord.
Speaker 12 (16:06):
To be honest, though she did have messed up teeth
like Steve BUSHEMI every tooth was in business for itself,
like having a mouthful of mismatch different colored chicklets. She
needed to do something, but I believe I'd have gone
to someone, you know, with the diploma. She tried that
place that makes your dentures out of sheep teeth, lamb chops. Yeah,
they're pretty pretty bad.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
At this place.
Speaker 12 (16:30):
She must have gone in and said, give me the
Trevago guy. You know who I'm talking about. I saw
those commercials fifty times before I knew what it was for.
I was mesmerized by them giant choppers. It's like they
were made for someone else, like Andre the Giant. I
can't place the guy's accent, but I guarantee that country
has government run dental care. The teeth ain't too big.
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His damn head is just too small. I can'd help
him if he ever turns to a life of crime.
Stevie Wonder could pick him out of a line up.
Maybe he ain't even a real person. It's like a
bottle opener wished upon a star to be a real
life boy. We'll crop the bed and toast the bread.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
Carling.
Speaker 13 (17:09):
Look at the time.
Speaker 12 (17:10):
Maybe hadn't Kevin cut me off, I'd have told you more. Huh,
what's my rush? Uncle Frisco and he are going to
the Grumpy Rooster for expired leg and Friday double d
or trickle ds.
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Speaker 7 (20:20):
Good morning Tom, Almost there, buddy, Bud.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Good morning.
Speaker 12 (20:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
I got to get my Super Bowl picks in pretty soon,
that's right.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, we're looking forward to that. People already been asking
about those easy easy let's get.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
Through the first week.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Well, Tom, I wanted to talk to you about Hard Knocks.
HBO's Hard Knocks is at the Buffalo Bills this year.
That's very close to us Carolina Panthers, and especially for you,
Tom the uh the general manager of the Bean was
his name for name, Brandon, Yeah, yeah, Brandon Bean. Now
(20:55):
tell me the connection with him, and then I want
to go to the connection of the head coach on McDermott.
Speaker 8 (21:01):
Brandon.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
When I met him, one of his duties was to
make sure that the media had hotel rooms in Spartanburg
where the Panthers trained. And this was before there was
a breakout of Marriott's and so we were scrambling and
so Brandon, uh yeah, helped me find a room.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
And so I think going to Buffalo as GM was
a good career move.
Speaker 7 (21:26):
That's something man, Yes, sure was. And he's done.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
What a what a great job. Man, he's got the
NFL MVP and a quarterback. And then uh, Sean McDermott. Uh,
he was our defensive coordinator here in Carolina. Tell us
that story about Sean.
Speaker 10 (21:43):
What what he said to you?
Speaker 7 (21:45):
Real good guy?
Speaker 5 (21:46):
You know, he's the kind of guy you're asking, Hey,
where did you end up moving to and Charlotte he says,
I live here? Where do you live? Asking about his kids,
he asked about years. But I wrote a column once
about him. I just thought some guys are just snatched
old leaders. He's one of them. So I wrote a
column saying, hey, this guy will be a great head coach,
(22:06):
and he said he came up to me. It said
time I was reading your column and I kept waiting
for the butt. He'd be a great head coach. But
he said, I'm halfway through it and there's still no butt.
I know it's coming, I know what's coming, and there
was never a butt.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
He goes thank you, and a lot of you know,
well a few Panthers players they got him up there
and more they're they're really doing shelf Shaq Thompson on
the on the deal. So anyway, so Hard Knocks if
you want to watch it because out every Tuesday night,
there are already two episodes out now and you stream
it on HBO Max and three episodes live. So, well,
(22:40):
what do you take away other than that about Hard Knocks?
Speaker 5 (22:43):
Tom, Well, two things jump up to me. One is
there's always a funny guy. There's a guy, a receiver
named kJ Hamler, and he was running on camp and
a scooter that looks like he would have been it
would have been given to him by like your two
year old grandson, because just a little tiny thing, the
motor didn't work, and all these guys are just blowing
(23:04):
past them. They're laughing at him. So he gets kind
of mad and he buys a new one and he
names it the Scoot Scoot three thousand, and he's told
it has a bell, and he's so excited, the way
a kid is. So you know, they stay in dorms
and he's riding through his dorm and he's honked, he's
beeping the bell and he's beating around and he just
(23:25):
is so happy. So it was just fun to watch
his story and really engaging. Is I think everybody remembers
Tomorrow Hamlin in two o two three. Yeah, you and
I talked about it then were both shook up. I mean,
he went through cardiac arrest in a game against Cincinnati,
and he was down so long we didn't we didn't
(23:46):
know if he was getting up, we didn't know if
he'd be okay. But he didn't play again that season,
but he came back last season and was a starter.
And he has a foundation in which he devotes a
lot of time to help people get care when they
go through something like that and the proper equipment. But
he also every day he just thanks God and he
(24:09):
said his faith is what really got him through this.
And he starts every morning by taking three deep breasts
because he said when he was in the hospital after
going through cardio arrest, cardiac arrest, he couldn't take three
deep breasts. So he just seems like a genuine, really
good guy. And you know, anybody starts the foundation, it
(24:31):
donates not just money but time.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
And that's Nate Tom because I mean when we talked
about it, he was one randy that had died on
the field, you know, and they stopped the game and
everybody was amazing, was taking praying around him. And then
to find out he is a man of faith and
showing his devotional that he's had since college that was
he's using so much it was falling apart.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
Don't remember he saw that and about his faith.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
We're saying, wow, all of a sudden, it was okay
to pray on national TV because of him and then
him be the man faith as cool that we get
to know that about him.
Speaker 7 (25:04):
I hope he has a great he's starting now, isn't he?
Speaker 8 (25:06):
Tom he started, Yeah, he started, and I think he
made the Pro Bowl last season as maybe with special teams,
but good player, quick and fearless, and you know every
at first, every time there'd be a big hit, you think,
oh no, but he's the same player he was, all right.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Well, the second week of exhibitions begins with two preseason
games tonight, and we got eleven games Saturday, two Sunday,
and one Monday. Okay, so we got some football or
the starters still though. They're using this time to see
who's going to make the team.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Right tom now they're gonna be you know, the Panthers
are going to use their starters for a three series
and they didn't use them at all last season, and
they went into the season they were terrible, so they thought, hmm,
So the start played two series last weekend's Cleveland and
they will play three series against Houston. And different philosophies
(26:07):
are on the league. You want to get your guys
experience game experience. You don't want them to get hurt.
And then what everybody will do is shut down the
third exhibition. That's too close to the regular season, and
there'll still be reserves fighting for a place in the roster,
but the starters will be secure.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
And when do the cuts happen on the rosters? What
are we looking at?
Speaker 5 (26:29):
They have to get they in the old days, they
would have a series of cuts. They had at least two,
and now they just have one. And that is on
August twenty seventh, in twelve days.
Speaker 7 (26:39):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
And I'm going to have a Friday game this season
a couple of times, a few times.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
Yeah, yeah, and opening Day it's going to be pretty cool.
It's right in front of me. But it's Case and
the LA Chargers. And it's going to be on YouTube
television on Friday nine.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
Okay, they're gonna be forcing us to watch him streaming.
Speaker 10 (27:05):
Doing it.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (27:06):
Toughest team to figure so far. You say it to
Dallas Cowboys and.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Jerry Jones is the owner, And I don't think there's
an owner in the league or any league who likes
attention as much as he does. I mean, if he
comes home from work and his significant or insignificant others says,
how was your day, He'll say He'll tell her, but
he'll call a news conference first.
Speaker 7 (27:31):
We'll say, well that happens with that? And when Micah,
when they're a rusher. He's want a new contract, right.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
He wants a new contract, and usually when you're negotiating
with the player, you say nice things about him. He said, well,
you know, Micah did miss six games last year because
of injury. It was four games. So right away, A,
you don't bring up injuries. B. If you do, you
get it right. And immediately after that, Michaeh, who's one
(27:59):
of the best best pass rushes to the league, that
trade me. So he I don't think he's going to
be traded. But they did the same thing Dallas did
with Dak Prescott. He is not the best quarterback in
the league, but because they waited so long to sign him,
he is the highest paid quarterback in the league. And
Micah is going to clean up.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
All right, Well, let's talk about our Carolina Panthers right here,
we run out of time. We lost a preseason opener
thirty to ten to Cleveland.
Speaker 7 (28:26):
Does that mean anything?
Speaker 8 (28:28):
Not much.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
It means that their reserves are better than Charlotte's, better
than Carolina's. But Carolina kept the starters in for two series.
Cleveland did not score, and the Panthers scored on their
second possession. Man Bryce Young looked good. He's directing players downfield.
And he was a guy who washed out as a
rookie terrible last season at the beginning, and then finished
(28:50):
strong and Taya, he has good in camp and he
looked good in the exhibition.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
If we an of you football fan, you've probably seen
all about Schuldor Sanders. He was playing against our Carolina
Panthers last week and had a great game.
Speaker 7 (29:05):
So now he's a he's a talking the league.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
He is.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
He played well. He played well against reserves, but it
still counts. And he moved around, he directed the team.
He hit a couple of TD passes, so I salute him.
I mean, that's a great way for any rookie fifth
round pick to start.
Speaker 7 (29:22):
That's the truth, buddy.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
All Right, well, let's enjoy another weekend of preseason and
we'll catch up next week.
Speaker 7 (29:29):
Tom's will get closer and closer. Buddy.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
Thank you, everybody, have a great weekend.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
Okay, thanks so.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Much, Tom as a man, mister Sowarns and a y all.
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Rubber. No, there is boots. But what is it doing? They? Oh,
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There are three on the board. All right, three, so
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it's really cold outside.
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Put on your what.
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Chance, with throwing out leggings for you guys, Yes, not pants,
but a five on the boarder's five to three.
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All right, dammy, we need to get us some points
right here? Are you ready? Yes, God is another hard one.
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Okay, Okay, I don't guess it's gonna go away the longer.
I wait, So here we go, start the clock. Now,
this is a kind of a coach. Maybe skiers wear
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I don't know what. Okay, what do you do when
you want to the car? You want to you in
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Yes, all right, all right, this is what women wear
in the summer. It's a light little cotton thing. The
potato already said that one thing, and then that's another,
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A it was a sundress. We already lost webs close
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make that happen. I won't be on Tammy's team. I
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yours go right there. Chance now with your toll falls
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(35:52):
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world to take an IQ test. Then they give you
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mother out.
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