August 22, 2025 • 37 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s Friday so we’ll load you up with our Friday favorites.. - We find an old audition tape of John Lennon and Yoko Ono performing the theme song for “All in the Family”.. - The Not Ready For Drive Time Players perform a new script that has an 8-year-old getting ready to attend his first birthday party.. - We’ll review the Top 10 Side Effects of the Covid Vaccine.. - John Boy gives away more of his “Wonderful Things”.. - Tom Sorenson checks in with this week’s report on the world of sports.. - and Cadbury goes fishing with John Boy…
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
By him Ony hour on top of your news and
right on want to on the side of this report
our time capsule Mark, i'llgus twenty second working out perfectly.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
This is the award winning Joh Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
John boyn be like yo, Man, Max?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Here Max you doing, buddy?
Speaker 5 (01:01):
I guess that's probably the stupid question you call. You're
probably mad about something man. Good to hear from hey,
but you might even be too mad to talk about it.
You say this sometime, and if you are too mad
to talk about it, well, we wouldn't want to drive it.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Ye shut up.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
Let somebody else talk for a change. Goodness sakes, ain't
like you're not gonna get to talk again. Plus a
quicker you shut up the last change we might have
to hear more about your no driving.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Ask in his legens car. Don't you shut up? I try?
You might learn something?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
All right, I'm shutting out?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Where was I?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
I think you were getting mad about something because you're
trying to have like what you're doing it again?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Okay, all right?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Fine?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
You know what burns my butt on fire?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
About this high young boy? You don't make me come
over that Okay, all right, go ahead.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
What's I wish everybody would quit trying to save me
from smoking? Is there nothing else going on in the world?
You people can beat you about. Quit baking me for
not doing something you won't let me do anyway, Everybody
won't hardly let you smoke anymore. Can't smoke flying anywhere
in America. Got to get on one of them international
(02:06):
flights before they'll let you light up. It's pretty sad
when you gotta buy a ticket to East Berlin to
get a taste of freedom and Delton. Now they outlaw
smoking worldwide. Ain't like airlines could be worried about anything else, say, Oh,
I don't know, like not crashing. Tell you what, I
don't worry about my insides. You just keep my outsides
(02:29):
from running into the ground at five hundred miles an hour.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
How would that be? Makes me something mad?
Speaker 7 (02:35):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
You see New York City?
Speaker 6 (02:37):
There's another reason I'll ever set foot in that place.
They done outlaw smoking pretty much anywhere in.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
The city limits. Oh, I don't want to save a
lot of lives.
Speaker 8 (02:47):
I know.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
When I think of hazardous things about New York City,
secondhand smoke, it's just gotta be number one on the list, my.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Big old buck.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Even when you go in some bars nowadays, no smoking
in a bar now now pour you a half a
dozen screaming Nazis.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
But don't suck no smoking.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
He Oh, restaurants ay sticky in the back next to
the restrooms.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
If you smoke, you wouldn't want tofend nobody.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
Yeah, but a fella with age could be whooping up
your chicken salad in the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
That's all right, don't mess with him, he might sue you.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Seems to meet people even more upset about smoking and
they are about drunk driving.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
That ain't right, feller.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Don't crash into you going down the road after smoking
one too many cigarettes. And when you get right down
to it, people that smoke are just plum more interesting
than people who don't, And the ones that hollered a
lot us are buying large and most uptight boring people.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Do you ever run.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
Into you notice that nothing more chaps my butt worse
than somebody trying to save.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
You life, whether you want them to or not.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Look at history people that smoke versus people at don't.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Edward R. Murrow, he smoked Dan rather know smoked Barney.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Five did Oscar Madison smokes Felix Unger.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Don't see they're boring.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
I never thought i'd say this, thank you for not
bitching about my smoking.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
You worry about what you put in your body. I'll
worry about what I put in mine. I won't blow
it in your face.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
If you'll stay out of mind, shut up and quit
word in my life.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Somebody giving me a lie? John boy, you don't have
a nice duff jawn boy.
Speaker 9 (04:29):
And Billy you seem happy today?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Boy, shouldn't I be? I have the two things I
would make any unhappy. Would you like the best?
Speaker 6 (04:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
There's a tough one morning rad yell dumb right, good morning.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Who's on a desk?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Over it?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Red Hot.
Speaker 10 (05:17):
Hello, Red Hot Turn Incorporated, Tenso Town gleams. It's shining
teeth waiting to devour the unsuspecting innocence, the glare, flashball,
or perhaps another career flaming out in that consuming fire
of the crew mistress known as shame. How many I
(05:41):
direct you can?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Is this mister pasto?
Speaker 7 (05:46):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
This is yeah Seal.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Not your usual happy go lucky phone greeting poetry Today?
Speaker 10 (05:53):
Oh my new boyfriend wrote that for me.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
New boyfriend, huh so uh, who is it?
Speaker 10 (05:57):
I'm trying something a little different. I'm dating a college guy.
He's one of those brooding bohemian types, you know, almost
completely broke. But he's got a real poet's soul. You know.
We've been hanging out at Starbucks a lot, drinking lattes
and read and beat Nick poetry.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
If you're hanging out of Starbucks all the time, I
can tell you why it's almost completely broke.
Speaker 9 (06:18):
Yeah, alright, wait, wait here's one I wrote you ready?
Speaker 10 (06:21):
Yeah, tears stained my face as I beheld the broken
dreams of hundreds of creative souls crushed beneath the reels
of the monster truck known as celebrity.
Speaker 9 (06:36):
Is that better?
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Still?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
A tad dart?
Speaker 10 (06:39):
Okay, okay, I know what you want. Frogs or snack
kittens are furry. If you need an act who's half
a Murray.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
You can't beat the classics? Is a head soul sucker
in Sorry.
Speaker 10 (06:52):
Babe, he's out in La closing a deal with George Clooney.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Really no, not really.
Speaker 10 (06:58):
On a second, Hey, good Roses a red Violenceer, Blue,
Jimbo and Bobby you're holding on tunes. See he Let'll
tell you guys are perfect for each other. Hawkey?
Speaker 9 (07:12):
Hell about Jimbo?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Yeah, hey, just call and see if you got any
gigs lined up for us?
Speaker 9 (07:19):
Let me see it. Wow, I actually have several things
marked with your names on them, including, get this, a
couple of TV shows.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Really well, like.
Speaker 9 (07:28):
What let's see. ABC's got one in the works. They're
having trouble casting for it. Apparently it's called Extreme Makeover,
Full Body Dermabration Edition.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
I think we'll pass on that one.
Speaker 9 (07:43):
Oh okay, how about this Queer Eye for the cable guy?
I think Larry already turned him down?
Speaker 11 (07:49):
Now when your name?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
No?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Thanks?
Speaker 9 (07:52):
Oh, here's one that's got Jimbo ritten all over it.
V H one. They've already lined up a deal with
Taco bell as the primary spot. Well, what's it called
Celebrity part Club? Come on, tell me you're not perfect
for that one?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
I think you need to take our career a little
more seriously.
Speaker 9 (08:11):
Booah, I beg to differ you do. Yes, I need
to take your career a lot more serious.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Well, any idea when that might kick in?
Speaker 9 (08:21):
As the magic eight ball might say, not clear? Ask
again later.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Murray, you've never once come through with a big deal for.
Speaker 9 (08:29):
Yoh, back it down a nuts, babe. You're never gonna
land the big time gigs. You're always looking that doc
pitched off at the world thing.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
It's not the world. It's just one person in particular.
Speaker 9 (08:39):
Oh really who uh see if you.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Can guess, all right, it's the person who's made a
living for years trading on my good name, the one
who's supposed to have my best interest at heart, but
lets me down every time.
Speaker 9 (08:51):
Oh, I get it, Bobby, huh you know, just be
Cwean and me. I knew that guy was gonna be
trouble from the very beginning. Let's do a private meeting later.
We'll hash it all out in the meantime, just to
act like nothing wrong. What so Yeah, I'll get back
to you on that. Hey, listen, let's do the lunch
thing later. Have you on a machine called my machine
(09:13):
and give my love to my best style Bobby. That's Billy,
Joe and Jimbo. Why call me.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
That morny, y'all, big show is on your radio.
Speaker 8 (09:24):
Hello, you perky early risers.
Speaker 12 (09:29):
Here's just the thing to wake you up and get
your blood, Pumpy, the John Boy and Billy Big Show. Why,
before you know it, you'll be bouncing off the walls
just like me. Ooh whah, ooh wah, oohbah see what
(09:53):
I mean?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Keep it away away.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
It is John Boys wonderful thing. Give him away time.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
All keeping scoring home Its is number one hundred and
fifty three. We've got the original autograph copy of Break
magazine from July nineteen ninety one featuring John Boon the
cover doing his Demmi more pregnancy poes.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Personal while autograph fatal. But you don't mind Big preaching
a value. We'll find out how you want to handle it.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
We'll find out who the lucky Big Show listener is
out of Marvel tell Us, Chase larsa congratulation changed, Jack
can get it in the mail to you.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Yeah, get on the phone and see if you want
me to write something else.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Only plenty room on the old Billy belly. All right, man,
how we describe our wonderful things?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
There's a bunch of them? Uh here I oh you quoting?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
You tell me to cut.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
The wrong one. My fault the cards it is, man,
We're in a computer. All every ones leaves the picture.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Ours that's a good shot of them. There's a complete
set of official Minor League baseball training cards featuring the
old three Charleston River Dogs and one of John Boy.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
And Billy for no apparent reason. Lead with that there,
all right, we'll get your name in a half. Let
meet you about a week from right now as we
give it away, Number one hundred and fifty four.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio coming up,
we'll have our last rounds a worthy word for the week.
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(12:29):
throughout the year, we always post them up there because
it's we don't want you writing and driving to work,
you know at the same time. So Tom, good morning, Buddy,
good morning, man, heart very good and Tom Lea's all.
I love his little notes to us. In the case
anybody was wondering, The NFL season begins in thirteen days
with a Thursday night game in Philadelphia between Dallas and Philadelphia.
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The season ends one hundred and fifty seven days later
in Santa Clara, California, at Super Bowl LS.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Is that sixty? Ask Randy? Randy knows that he had
to go to the bathroom I was doing while I'm
talking to Tom. I don't know. I need him.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
All right, buddy, thank so, And you will make your
Super Bowl picks. Har listener has been wondering about that.
That'll be next week. Is when you'll do that?
Speaker 4 (13:27):
All right? I'm ready? All right, all right.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Interesting reactions to the preseason, Tom, what you got?
Speaker 11 (13:36):
Well, it's not just in uh Carolina's, but it's around
the league. Is that people react. You know, they they
believe in their teams, and they believe in the drafts,
and they believe in the free agent signings, and then
they get out there and you look at Buffalo. They
have just been getting kicked. I mean they were just
stopped by Chicago. Panthers have been their second and third
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teams and been getting just blitzed. They played their starters
for two series. In the first game against Cleveland and
they were good and nobody else was. And they played
their starters only two series against Houston. They weren't good
and nobody else was. So people are starting to worry
and worrying loudly, and I just think, I think you
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have to be a little careful. I went back and
looked at the fourteen teams that made the playoffs last year,
looked at the preseason records, and AFC teams were nine
and thirteen. NFC teams were fourteen and seven. Philly, which
won everything, was two and one in the preseason. In Case,
which lost in the Super Bowl, it was favorite when
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on three you just can't tell because they are trying
to win and players are trying to make their team,
trying to get this job they dreamed of or hang
on to it. But I don't think the preseason is
indicative for what teams and I think we'll find that
out on opening.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Week sometime, because it might just be showing you what
the falloff is from the first stringers to the next level.
Even in the NFL, the number one football league in
the world. I think that's crazy.
Speaker 11 (15:17):
It's a good point because you go to camp and
you think, man, there's so much talent out here, but
by NFL standards, maybe not. And they've just been talking
about the Panthers and bearrass And I watched, you know,
Buffalo the Stars at Hard Knocks against the Chicago Bears,
and it was absolutely lopsided. Now, Buffalo did not play
(15:39):
at starters, but they could not do anything right and
Chicago could not do anything wrong, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
They let's jump to hard knocks right quick. What did
you think about you talking about James Cook signed a
four year, forty eight million dollar.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Extension ending his holding. He was still camp there in
front of HBO's cameras, and I was thinking the same
thing that you were. When I was watching him. He
never cracked a smile.
Speaker 11 (16:11):
Now, I'm not a smile, and I saw more emotion
when I tie my shoes. He just sat there like
it's forty eight million dollars.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Well, I mean, he's not a smile. It looked like
he was being hell for ransom.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Say, bless his heart. So we'll go ahead and mark
off TV personality. You better get all they can play
in football, because I don't believe his personality. Of course,
So you know he said that about oh, what's his name,
the big running back that wouldn't talk to the media
like for years and now you know he's all over
the place. He was taking pictures of the NFL game.
(16:48):
I can't think of his name. You know what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
All right, let's see Drake May.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Let's talk about some good stuff out of our city
of Charlotte, North Carolina.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Where were you residing right now, Tom, Well.
Speaker 11 (17:02):
We know Mark may Mark. It was Drake's dad. Mark
played for University of North Carolina, top high school quarterback
in the country, but he got hurt and I went
on to raise some athletic kids, basketball players, baseball players.
And Drake is a football player. And I played at
UNC and he was drafted last year by New England.
(17:24):
And New England was absolutely terrible, and they made Drake
a starter behind a really bad offensive line. He got
beat up, but he ran for his life, and boy
he ran well. When you think about running quarterbacks, you
think about Lamar Jackson, you think of Josh Allen. You
think these guys could really move. But nobody averaged more
(17:45):
yards per carry rushing the ball last season, no quarterback
than Drake May. And they've really upgraded. They found themselves
a coach and they are going to run the ball.
They enhance their offensive line like what they have. And
I think if you are in fantasy football, and I
think just about everybody is, yeah, you want a late
(18:07):
you want a late guy to draft. I tell you
I think Drake May is a good late round quarterback pick.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
I didn't think I'll eould be pulling for New England,
but because of Drake May, I do like you.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Good kid, those family.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
So, by the way, Marshawn Lynch was a guy that
I was trying to think about, the big running back
a while ago.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Okay, that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
That proves that I don't have Alzheimer's. That's what Butler says.
If you forget somebody, if you eventually you.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Remember it, you know you're all right. Okay, all right,
A good deal? All right.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
So let's say two takeaways from your from Ricky Pearsol.
That's what we're looking at. Uh, what's his deal?
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Tom? He went through some stuff, didn't he.
Speaker 11 (18:48):
Yeah, he's walking down the street. He was a first
round draft pick. He's a receiver out of Florida by
San Francisco last season, and he did what a lot
of young guys do. He bought himself a Rolex and
he's walking down the Street in San Francisco. A guy
sees the rolex, wham shoots him in the chest. Oh
caught the guy and Pearsall recovered remarkably. He was activated
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on October eighteenth, and at the end of the season
you could see why San Francisco made him a first
round pick. He was really good and I think he's
got a very good chance San Francisco. There was a
ball and despite McCaffrey and they, I think Pearsaw has
a chance to be their leading receiver. And bullet did
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not slow him down or weigh him down. So he's
the guy you pull for. But he is going to
be a mid round pick. And if you're playing fantasy football, man,
and this guy's there in the mid rounds, take him.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
All right, Good deal, buddy, So you will make your
Super Bowl picks next week. And this time we get
closed and closed it will enjoy one more weekend.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Of pre season football. Tom. We appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Boddy anytime.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Man.
Speaker 11 (19:57):
You guys have a good weekend, right, y'all.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Let's play wordy word one night under the Big Show.
You told Free Line you're a couple of contestants, and
play next good Friday morning and Big shows.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
On the radio.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
All run the final rounds of wordy word for the weeks.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
There we are for listen it. I went everybody's head.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
I bout the bed. Okay, birdy word, not a wordy word.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Let's meet a contestant. We got Cad from Grant, Alabama.
Good morning, Cad, Good morning buddy. And we got Brian
from North Augusta, South Carolina.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Good morning Brian.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
All right, boys, we got Alabama and South Carolina. I'm
playing here. Brian has Cad Malabama. Ky, there's Brian. All right,
So Tayter and Brian, John Boyd and Cad.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
That's what we'll do with the teams this morning.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
So random words, boys, Random words is what we got.
One of those first word tablets we'll get into. All right, Brian,
you relax. Let's see what me and Cad can put
on the board.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
You ready, Cad? Yes, sir, all right, old on, I'm bound.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Oh right now, okay, start the clock. Now, you got
food in your teeth? U s A tooth pick?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Uh huh? Okay uh? And god we uh huh? A
black or a blue blank? You pick them off the bush?
A black berry? Yes?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Keep going? Okay, hold of shop shop stop. I know
what you did.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Taylor had the fifteen second left over from overtime yesterday's word.
You will not yet, but we hope so stupid better. Okay,
so we got three on that, so let's just do
the other fifteen second.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
No you okay, baby, no, you're you're pretty sweet.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Okay, okay, fifteen seconds, another fifteen seconds. Okay, let's see
what we can do, buddy, okay, So start the clock now. Okay,
you have this, are you innocent or what?
Speaker 4 (22:39):
He'll? Yeah? And what's it? Okay? Okay, you breathe out
of your note.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
You set on this if you're not in the game,
ride the bench at the boy. We put another three
on that three a six score. We'll take that. And
now Tater and Brian.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
Would you like us to do the two fifteenth?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Y'all go ahead and in a row? Yeah right, you ready?
Speaker 3 (23:10):
One and done?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
I guess yeah, okay, okay, thirty thirty seconds here we go,
all right, start the clock now, all.
Speaker 7 (23:16):
Right, use a brush and you use this to do
to your house. You put this on your house or
you blank the walls? Yes, uh, you you're in a
blank jam trying to get home from work. A blank
jam you means one hundred years. It's called a century
before dinner. I want to have a light blank something
to eat, something small. No, the kids will have all No,
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just a light crackers, just yes, rise with it the
color of a yeah, all.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Right, that was.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
And that was a four on the board for y'all.
So cade lead six and four going in around two.
All right, k there we go thirty seconds in a row.
Are you ready, you sir?
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Start the clock now. The opposite of white is black.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Uh huh?
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Okay, give me a nick blank Paddy whack nicknamed oh Na.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Yes, a duck.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Says wuck yeah rhymes with it. A race around the
what crack? Yes, crack rhymes with it. Not your front
but your back, uh huh. Santa Claus carries a back,
uh huh blank and Jill.
Speaker 10 (24:38):
Jack.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
That's what I'm talking about, Kate. I lay him out there,
you knock him down. That's a seven on the six
A thirteen. No way, Tayter and Brian's gonna win this
where they were today?
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Okay, good luck? Right good? I made her cry again.
So we get to play the one the line game.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
That would be nice, but I'm sure that was the
last run question.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
But okay, we are still rhyming. We are still rhyming.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Okay, so go ahead make history and start the clock.
Speaker 7 (25:10):
Now, all right, pancakes, you have a short blank. You
do this to your suitcase before you go out of town.
You have to this is that love? Blank? It's like
our rundown house, so love. Okay, we're not riding the
opposite of happy happy. I'm really blank at you? No,
I'm yeah, yes, more than a couple. It's a blank
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blank good men, yep, you say it the holiday blank holiday,
but blank, it's a hotel.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Yes, yeah, it was what y'all doing when you put
a six on that four double digit ten CAD wins
thirteen ten.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Y'all made a good run.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Now, Bride will give you another shot down the road there, Bunny,
all right, rattled Brian, apologize.
Speaker 9 (26:00):
That's all right. Appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Let me play first time called I've been listening since
Rayper was thirty years old.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
How about that? Lots of time.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
We appreciate you, Brian. You have a great rest of
your day. Buddy gets you down the road and Cade
look at you and grand Alabama winning the Big Old
prize back on worthy words. Yes, good morning, got the
big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Biit request with you.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
I'm boy alright, Rick Stouffer out of Morristown, Tennessee. Rick says,
since I retired, I.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Don't get to listen as much.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I'd like to hear the old lady of the red
light and her grandson telling her about the Hawaiian peace
sign or love son don't remember, which is why I
need to hear it again. Taylor, you got what Rix's
talking about? All right, baby, we got it for you. Rick,
coming up next. Good morning.
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That's all.
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Make sure you Sabby look at Randy's COVID haircut and
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Speaker 11 (27:31):
Thanks.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
So no bleeding involved either.
Speaker 8 (27:33):
That's that's the main part.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
There was a lot of tequila.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
We got wrecked Stover out of Marstown, Tennessee, requesting it is.
Speaker 13 (27:44):
Hey boy, I want to tell you yesterday I went
to the local Christian bookstore and saw the most adorable
honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker well, I don't
know what possessed me, but I bought the sticker and
I put it right there. I'm a bumper, I know.
Maybe I was feeling I don't know, particularly sassy because
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I just come from a thrill inquiry performance called ah
by a thunderous prayer meeting. Well, whatever the reason, I'm
so glad that I did it. What an uplisting experience
that followed.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Letting me preach on this.
Speaker 13 (28:21):
I was stopped at the red light at a busy
intersection and just lost and thought about the Lord and
how good he is and what taught and I didn't
notice that the light had changed. Well, it's a good
thing that someone else loves Jesus, because if he hadn't
seen that bumper sticker and hanked I would never have noticed.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
It't not amazing awful.
Speaker 13 (28:42):
And I found that lots of people loved Jesus, lots
and lots of them, because while I was sitting there,
the guy behind us started honking like crazy, and then
he leaned out of his window and.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
Screened or the Love of God.
Speaker 13 (29:03):
And then and then another fella shouted, go Jesus God.
I tell you what an exuberant cheerleader for the Lord
that one. Well, then everyone started hanking. Why just leaned
out my window and started.
Speaker 8 (29:21):
Waving and smiling all those loving.
Speaker 13 (29:24):
People, and you know what, they hawked even more so
I hanked my horn a few.
Speaker 8 (29:31):
Times just to sharing the love.
Speaker 13 (29:33):
And I tell you, there must have been a man
from Florida back there, because I heard him yelling something
about a sunny beach. And then there was another fellow
waving in the most peculiar way I ever saw, with
only his.
Speaker 8 (29:49):
Middle figure stuck up in lawn.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Why to know?
Speaker 13 (29:53):
So I asked my teenage grandson, he is sitting in
the back seat.
Speaker 10 (29:56):
What that man?
Speaker 13 (29:57):
He said, Well, it was probably a Hawaiian good lad
luck sign or something. I was so tickled. I've never
met anyone from Hawaii. So I leaned out the window
game the good luck signing right back. All my grandsons,
so caught up in the spirit, just burst out laughing.
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Oh he laughed even he was enjoying this religious experience
we all were having. And a couple people were so
caught up in the joy of the moment that they
got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
I just bet they just wanted to pray or ask
me what church I attended. But this is when I
noticed that the light had changed. So I waved it
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all my brothers and sisters, and I decided I just
need to drive on through that intersection. And I noticed
that I was the only car that got through the
intersection before the light changed again. And I still kind
of said that I had to leave them after all
that love we shared. So you know what I did.
I slowed the car down, lean out the window, gave
them all that Hawaii goodn't luck side on last time.
Speaker 9 (31:01):
As a trouble.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Christ Lord.
Speaker 8 (31:05):
That's wonderful Christian folk.
Speaker 13 (31:08):
Thank you, sweet boys for letting me stop by.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
I wait, that sweet old Bob go.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
You know, handsome is Hawaiian Good morning Big shows on
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the radio. Man, y'all remember uh the show Family Affair.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
Oh with Uncle Bill?
Speaker 3 (31:53):
You know the kids?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Well, remember Sebastian Cabot was a British actor, as we
remembered as the Gentleman's gentleman on that show. It was
kind of a you know, a precursor kind of.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
Inspiration for Cadby, inspiration for Cadbury. Thank you very much
for that boy.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Yeah. So, and you know, and he passed away on
this date in nineteen seventy seven, of age fifty nine wowing.
His name was Sebastian Tabbitt. Remember that, I want to.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Say he at one time voiced Winnie the Pooh as well.
Speaker 14 (32:26):
Oh I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I think he did a lot of voice work on that. Well,
never mind about old Sebastian. We'll see what my boy
Cad Bear's up to you. When we went to Gaytor Lake.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Here it is Cadburry Gator Lake.
Speaker 8 (32:41):
I hate to ask, uh, but why is it called
Gaeta Lake?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Legend has it there's a big old gator living in here.
I'm waiting the truck, so no, it's just an old
wives tale. I fish you all my life. I ain't
never seen a gator. Come on, Cad Barry, we got to.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Get out in the lake before the fish wake up,
he asked.
Speaker 8 (32:56):
But do we need to get out on the lake
before I wake up?
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Just before sunrise?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
It's the best time fish, Cadbert come all, amazing, sir,
what knows so much about fishing?
Speaker 8 (33:07):
Knows?
Speaker 13 (33:07):
Sir?
Speaker 8 (33:08):
That your dis alerted? Five am sir? If only sir
could be disenthused, that sir's job.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
That's Cadberry.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
When we're out bonding like this, you don't have to
keep calling me sir, just call me John Boy like
your body else.
Speaker 8 (33:21):
Are you hitting on me as what? I'm sorry, Sir?
Perhaps I shouldn't have watched Deliverance last night, Sir, I said, Ah, Cadbery, sorry, uh,
John Boy.
Speaker 9 (33:33):
There you go?
Speaker 13 (33:34):
Now?
Speaker 8 (33:34):
Was that so bad?
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (33:35):
Yes, it was needs an unsettling taste in my mouth.
So like a spoiled chip.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Such yourself, just trying to make you feel like one
of the boy's Cadbury.
Speaker 8 (33:44):
Does that include tinkling off the boat together that Sir
has spoken so fondly of in the past.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Come on, cat stir, let's get in the boat.
Speaker 8 (33:52):
You call that a boat, sir?
Speaker 4 (33:55):
Yeah? What do you call it?
Speaker 8 (33:56):
The Titanic?
Speaker 11 (33:57):
Sir?
Speaker 4 (33:58):
Oh, it's perfectly safe.
Speaker 8 (34:00):
He was just bos since I was a kid. That's
what I was afraid of. Sir.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
I'll say that all right. I'll bake the hooks.
Speaker 8 (34:04):
You row, That's what Ilse I was afraid of.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
So okay, you bade, I'll row.
Speaker 8 (34:09):
There's no real upside to any of it, is there, sir?
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Okay, Cadbury, this is good. Let's get the lines in
the watch.
Speaker 8 (34:18):
It was a slight chill in the air, isn't there, sir?
Speaker 4 (34:21):
Dang it, we left the jackets in the truck.
Speaker 8 (34:22):
You want to go back, No, no, sir. I don't
want to be the one to spoil sirs fun. I
shall in yours, sir.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
Hey, I tell you what here, take a pull of this.
It'll take the chill off.
Speaker 8 (34:33):
Water in a mason jaw soup.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
It's not water. I took it off Rayfert's desk. It's
a jar. Corn squeezings.
Speaker 8 (34:40):
Corn squeezings.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Yeah, citizen champagne, white lightning, big pardons.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
Uh, let's see. Okay.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
The aforementioned are colloquialisms for illegally homemade alcoholic beverages.
Speaker 8 (34:52):
Ah hooch, sir.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Yeah all right?
Speaker 8 (34:56):
Oh no, sir, remember what happened if the speedways.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
We're in the middle of nowhere. It's just you and me.
What can happen?
Speaker 8 (35:03):
Oh? Perhaps just take the chill from my bones up.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
I gotta be careful, Caddy. You got a pretty good kick.
Speaker 8 (35:11):
Who one can barely taste the corn, So.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
Taking easy on that stuff. It's one hundred and fifty proof.
Speaker 8 (35:27):
There's the proof, sir.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
Hey, you gotta buit, cad Bear, it looks like a
beggar oo.
Speaker 8 (35:33):
Get the net ready, slim.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
We're having vasts for breakfast. Give me that you can't
drinking real at the same.
Speaker 8 (35:42):
Time, Paul, dare you question my sporting ability?
Speaker 1 (35:46):
So oh, now you're done and you're tangled up in
the wrees. Now I'm gonna have to cut him loose.
Here's my pocket knife. Stand fast with your heathen blade.
You talking callis.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Sit down, Cadbury, You're gonna fall in.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
There really is a gator.
Speaker 14 (36:04):
Yes, and he's stirring my fish. Oh billion, how my trophy?
Old the consequence? Give me your trusty blade made, Cadberry said,
We're not going empty end it's up. Would you like
a nice para allergy to boots gat God, big boy,
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John boyn be like yo, Man, Max?
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Here Max you doing, buddy?
Speaker 5 (01:01):
I guess that's probably the stupid question you call. You're
probably mad about something man. Good to hear from hey,
but you might even be too mad to talk about it.
You say this sometime, and if you are too mad
to talk about it, well, we wouldn't want to drive it.
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Ye shut up.
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Let somebody else talk for a change. Goodness sakes, ain't
like you're not gonna get to talk again. Plus a
quicker you shut up the last change we might have
to hear more about your no driving.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Ask in his legens car. Don't you shut up? I try?
You might learn something?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
All right, I'm shutting out?
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Where was I?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
I think you were getting mad about something because you're
trying to have like what you're doing it again?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Okay, all right?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Fine?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
You know what burns my butt on fire?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
About this high young boy? You don't make me come
over that Okay, all right, go ahead.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
What's I wish everybody would quit trying to save me
from smoking? Is there nothing else going on in the world?
You people can beat you about. Quit baking me for
not doing something you won't let me do anyway, Everybody
won't hardly let you smoke anymore. Can't smoke flying anywhere
in America. Got to get on one of them international
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flights before they'll let you light up. It's pretty sad
when you gotta buy a ticket to East Berlin to
get a taste of freedom and Delton. Now they outlaw
smoking worldwide. Ain't like airlines could be worried about anything else, say, Oh,
I don't know, like not crashing. Tell you what, I
don't worry about my insides. You just keep my outsides
(02:29):
from running into the ground at five hundred miles an hour.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
How would that be? Makes me something mad?
Speaker 7 (02:35):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
You see New York City?
Speaker 6 (02:37):
There's another reason I'll ever set foot in that place.
They done outlaw smoking pretty much anywhere in.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
The city limits. Oh, I don't want to save a
lot of lives.
Speaker 8 (02:47):
I know.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
When I think of hazardous things about New York City,
secondhand smoke, it's just gotta be number one on the list, my.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Big old buck.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Even when you go in some bars nowadays, no smoking
in a bar now now pour you a half a
dozen screaming Nazis.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
But don't suck no smoking.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
He Oh, restaurants ay sticky in the back next to
the restrooms.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
If you smoke, you wouldn't want tofend nobody.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
Yeah, but a fella with age could be whooping up
your chicken salad in the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
That's all right, don't mess with him, he might sue you.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Seems to meet people even more upset about smoking and
they are about drunk driving.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
That ain't right, feller.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Don't crash into you going down the road after smoking
one too many cigarettes. And when you get right down
to it, people that smoke are just plum more interesting
than people who don't, And the ones that hollered a
lot us are buying large and most uptight boring people.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Do you ever run.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
Into you notice that nothing more chaps my butt worse
than somebody trying to save.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
You life, whether you want them to or not.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Look at history people that smoke versus people at don't.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Edward R. Murrow, he smoked Dan rather know smoked Barney.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Five did Oscar Madison smokes Felix Unger.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Don't see they're boring.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
I never thought i'd say this, thank you for not
bitching about my smoking.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
You worry about what you put in your body. I'll
worry about what I put in mine. I won't blow
it in your face.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
If you'll stay out of mind, shut up and quit
word in my life.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Somebody giving me a lie? John boy, you don't have
a nice duff jawn boy.
Speaker 9 (04:29):
And Billy you seem happy today?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Boy, shouldn't I be? I have the two things I
would make any unhappy. Would you like the best?
Speaker 6 (04:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
There's a tough one morning rad yell dumb right, good morning.
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It's a big show on the radio.
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Who's on a desk?
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Over it?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Red Hot.
Speaker 10 (05:17):
Hello, Red Hot Turn Incorporated, Tenso Town gleams. It's shining
teeth waiting to devour the unsuspecting innocence, the glare, flashball,
or perhaps another career flaming out in that consuming fire
of the crew mistress known as shame. How many I
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direct you can?
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Hi?
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Is this mister pasto?
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No?
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This is yeah Seal.
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Not your usual happy go lucky phone greeting poetry Today?
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Oh my new boyfriend wrote that for me.
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New boyfriend, huh so uh, who is it?
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I'm trying something a little different. I'm dating a college guy.
He's one of those brooding bohemian types, you know, almost
completely broke. But he's got a real poet's soul. You know.
We've been hanging out at Starbucks a lot, drinking lattes
and read and beat Nick poetry.
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If you're hanging out of Starbucks all the time, I
can tell you why it's almost completely broke.
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Yeah, alright, wait, wait here's one I wrote you ready?
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Yeah, tears stained my face as I beheld the broken
dreams of hundreds of creative souls crushed beneath the reels
of the monster truck known as celebrity.
Speaker 9 (06:36):
Is that better?
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Still?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
A tad dart?
Speaker 10 (06:39):
Okay, okay, I know what you want. Frogs or snack
kittens are furry. If you need an act who's half
a Murray.
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You can't beat the classics? Is a head soul sucker
in Sorry.
Speaker 10 (06:52):
Babe, he's out in La closing a deal with George Clooney.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Really no, not really.
Speaker 10 (06:58):
On a second, Hey, good Roses a red Violenceer, Blue,
Jimbo and Bobby you're holding on tunes. See he Let'll
tell you guys are perfect for each other. Hawkey?
Speaker 9 (07:12):
Hell about Jimbo?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Yeah, hey, just call and see if you got any
gigs lined up for us?
Speaker 9 (07:19):
Let me see it. Wow, I actually have several things
marked with your names on them, including, get this, a
couple of TV shows.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Really well, like.
Speaker 9 (07:28):
What let's see. ABC's got one in the works. They're
having trouble casting for it. Apparently it's called Extreme Makeover,
Full Body Dermabration Edition.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
I think we'll pass on that one.
Speaker 9 (07:43):
Oh okay, how about this Queer Eye for the cable guy?
I think Larry already turned him down?
Speaker 11 (07:49):
Now when your name?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
No?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Thanks?
Speaker 9 (07:52):
Oh, here's one that's got Jimbo ritten all over it.
V H one. They've already lined up a deal with
Taco bell as the primary spot. Well, what's it called
Celebrity part Club? Come on, tell me you're not perfect
for that one?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
I think you need to take our career a little
more seriously.
Speaker 9 (08:11):
Booah, I beg to differ you do. Yes, I need
to take your career a lot more serious.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Well, any idea when that might kick in?
Speaker 9 (08:21):
As the magic eight ball might say, not clear? Ask
again later.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Murray, you've never once come through with a big deal for.
Speaker 9 (08:29):
Yoh, back it down a nuts, babe. You're never gonna
land the big time gigs. You're always looking that doc
pitched off at the world thing.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
It's not the world. It's just one person in particular.
Speaker 9 (08:39):
Oh really who uh see if you.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Can guess, all right, it's the person who's made a
living for years trading on my good name, the one
who's supposed to have my best interest at heart, but
lets me down every time.
Speaker 9 (08:51):
Oh, I get it, Bobby, huh you know, just be
Cwean and me. I knew that guy was gonna be
trouble from the very beginning. Let's do a private meeting later.
We'll hash it all out in the meantime, just to
act like nothing wrong. What so Yeah, I'll get back
to you on that. Hey, listen, let's do the lunch
thing later. Have you on a machine called my machine
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and give my love to my best style Bobby. That's Billy,
Joe and Jimbo. Why call me.
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It is John Boys wonderful thing. Give him away time.
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There's a bunch of them? Uh here I oh you quoting?
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You tell me to cut.
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The wrong one. My fault the cards it is, man,
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Ours that's a good shot of them. There's a complete
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And Billy for no apparent reason. Lead with that there,
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throughout the year, we always post them up there because
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you know at the same time. So Tom, good morning, Buddy,
good morning, man, heart very good and Tom Lea's all.
I love his little notes to us. In the case
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The season ends one hundred and fifty seven days later
in Santa Clara, California, at Super Bowl LS.
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Is that sixty? Ask Randy? Randy knows that he had
to go to the bathroom I was doing while I'm
talking to Tom. I don't know. I need him.
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All right, buddy, thank so, And you will make your
Super Bowl picks. Har listener has been wondering about that.
That'll be next week. Is when you'll do that?
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All right? I'm ready? All right, all right.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Interesting reactions to the preseason, Tom, what you got?
Speaker 11 (13:36):
Well, it's not just in uh Carolina's, but it's around
the league. Is that people react. You know, they they
believe in their teams, and they believe in the drafts,
and they believe in the free agent signings, and then
they get out there and you look at Buffalo. They
have just been getting kicked. I mean they were just
stopped by Chicago. Panthers have been their second and third
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teams and been getting just blitzed. They played their starters
for two series. In the first game against Cleveland and
they were good and nobody else was. And they played
their starters only two series against Houston. They weren't good
and nobody else was. So people are starting to worry
and worrying loudly, and I just think, I think you
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have to be a little careful. I went back and
looked at the fourteen teams that made the playoffs last year,
looked at the preseason records, and AFC teams were nine
and thirteen. NFC teams were fourteen and seven. Philly, which
won everything, was two and one in the preseason. In Case,
which lost in the Super Bowl, it was favorite when
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on three you just can't tell because they are trying
to win and players are trying to make their team,
trying to get this job they dreamed of or hang
on to it. But I don't think the preseason is
indicative for what teams and I think we'll find that
out on opening.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Week sometime, because it might just be showing you what
the falloff is from the first stringers to the next level.
Even in the NFL, the number one football league in
the world. I think that's crazy.
Speaker 11 (15:17):
It's a good point because you go to camp and
you think, man, there's so much talent out here, but
by NFL standards, maybe not. And they've just been talking
about the Panthers and bearrass And I watched, you know,
Buffalo the Stars at Hard Knocks against the Chicago Bears,
and it was absolutely lopsided. Now, Buffalo did not play
(15:39):
at starters, but they could not do anything right and
Chicago could not do anything wrong, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
They let's jump to hard knocks right quick. What did
you think about you talking about James Cook signed a
four year, forty eight million dollar.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Extension ending his holding. He was still camp there in
front of HBO's cameras, and I was thinking the same
thing that you were. When I was watching him. He
never cracked a smile.
Speaker 11 (16:11):
Now, I'm not a smile, and I saw more emotion
when I tie my shoes. He just sat there like
it's forty eight million dollars.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Well, I mean, he's not a smile. It looked like
he was being hell for ransom.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Say, bless his heart. So we'll go ahead and mark
off TV personality. You better get all they can play
in football, because I don't believe his personality. Of course,
So you know he said that about oh, what's his name,
the big running back that wouldn't talk to the media
like for years and now you know he's all over
the place. He was taking pictures of the NFL game.
(16:48):
I can't think of his name. You know what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
All right, let's see Drake May.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Let's talk about some good stuff out of our city
of Charlotte, North Carolina.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Where were you residing right now, Tom, Well.
Speaker 11 (17:02):
We know Mark may Mark. It was Drake's dad. Mark
played for University of North Carolina, top high school quarterback
in the country, but he got hurt and I went
on to raise some athletic kids, basketball players, baseball players.
And Drake is a football player. And I played at
UNC and he was drafted last year by New England.
(17:24):
And New England was absolutely terrible, and they made Drake
a starter behind a really bad offensive line. He got
beat up, but he ran for his life, and boy
he ran well. When you think about running quarterbacks, you
think about Lamar Jackson, you think of Josh Allen. You
think these guys could really move. But nobody averaged more
(17:45):
yards per carry rushing the ball last season, no quarterback
than Drake May. And they've really upgraded. They found themselves
a coach and they are going to run the ball.
They enhance their offensive line like what they have. And
I think if you are in fantasy football, and I
think just about everybody is, yeah, you want a late
(18:07):
you want a late guy to draft. I tell you
I think Drake May is a good late round quarterback pick.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
I didn't think I'll eould be pulling for New England,
but because of Drake May, I do like you.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Good kid, those family.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
So, by the way, Marshawn Lynch was a guy that
I was trying to think about, the big running back
a while ago.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Okay, that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
That proves that I don't have Alzheimer's. That's what Butler says.
If you forget somebody, if you eventually you.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Remember it, you know you're all right. Okay, all right,
A good deal? All right.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
So let's say two takeaways from your from Ricky Pearsol.
That's what we're looking at. Uh, what's his deal?
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Tom? He went through some stuff, didn't he.
Speaker 11 (18:48):
Yeah, he's walking down the street. He was a first
round draft pick. He's a receiver out of Florida by
San Francisco last season, and he did what a lot
of young guys do. He bought himself a Rolex and
he's walking down the Street in San Francisco. A guy
sees the rolex, wham shoots him in the chest. Oh
caught the guy and Pearsall recovered remarkably. He was activated
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on October eighteenth, and at the end of the season
you could see why San Francisco made him a first
round pick. He was really good and I think he's
got a very good chance San Francisco. There was a
ball and despite McCaffrey and they, I think Pearsaw has
a chance to be their leading receiver. And bullet did
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not slow him down or weigh him down. So he's
the guy you pull for. But he is going to
be a mid round pick. And if you're playing fantasy football, man,
and this guy's there in the mid rounds, take him.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
All right, Good deal, buddy, So you will make your
Super Bowl picks next week. And this time we get
closed and closed it will enjoy one more weekend.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Of pre season football. Tom. We appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Boddy anytime.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Man.
Speaker 11 (19:57):
You guys have a good weekend, right, y'all.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Let's play wordy word one night under the Big Show.
You told Free Line you're a couple of contestants, and
play next good Friday morning and Big shows.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
On the radio.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
All run the final rounds of wordy word for the weeks.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
There we are for listen it. I went everybody's head.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
I bout the bed. Okay, birdy word, not a wordy word.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Let's meet a contestant. We got Cad from Grant, Alabama.
Good morning, Cad, Good morning buddy. And we got Brian
from North Augusta, South Carolina.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Good morning Brian.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
All right, boys, we got Alabama and South Carolina. I'm
playing here. Brian has Cad Malabama. Ky, there's Brian. All right,
So Tayter and Brian, John Boyd and Cad.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
That's what we'll do with the teams this morning.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
So random words, boys, Random words is what we got.
One of those first word tablets we'll get into. All right, Brian,
you relax. Let's see what me and Cad can put
on the board.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
You ready, Cad? Yes, sir, all right, old on, I'm bound.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Oh right now, okay, start the clock. Now, you got
food in your teeth? U s A tooth pick?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Uh huh? Okay uh? And god we uh huh? A
black or a blue blank? You pick them off the bush?
A black berry? Yes?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Keep going? Okay, hold of shop shop stop. I know
what you did.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Taylor had the fifteen second left over from overtime yesterday's word.
You will not yet, but we hope so stupid better. Okay,
so we got three on that, so let's just do
the other fifteen second.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
No you okay, baby, no, you're you're pretty sweet.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Okay, okay, fifteen seconds, another fifteen seconds. Okay, let's see
what we can do, buddy, okay, So start the clock now. Okay,
you have this, are you innocent or what?
Speaker 4 (22:39):
He'll? Yeah? And what's it? Okay? Okay, you breathe out
of your note.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
You set on this if you're not in the game,
ride the bench at the boy. We put another three
on that three a six score. We'll take that. And
now Tater and Brian.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
Would you like us to do the two fifteenth?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Y'all go ahead and in a row? Yeah right, you ready?
Speaker 3 (23:10):
One and done?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
I guess yeah, okay, okay, thirty thirty seconds here we go,
all right, start the clock now, all.
Speaker 7 (23:16):
Right, use a brush and you use this to do
to your house. You put this on your house or
you blank the walls? Yes, uh, you you're in a
blank jam trying to get home from work. A blank
jam you means one hundred years. It's called a century
before dinner. I want to have a light blank something
to eat, something small. No, the kids will have all No,
(23:40):
just a light crackers, just yes, rise with it the
color of a yeah, all.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Right, that was.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
And that was a four on the board for y'all.
So cade lead six and four going in around two.
All right, k there we go thirty seconds in a row.
Are you ready, you sir?
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Start the clock now. The opposite of white is black.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Uh huh?
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Okay, give me a nick blank Paddy whack nicknamed oh Na.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Yes, a duck.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Says wuck yeah rhymes with it. A race around the
what crack? Yes, crack rhymes with it. Not your front
but your back, uh huh. Santa Claus carries a back,
uh huh blank and Jill.
Speaker 10 (24:38):
Jack.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
That's what I'm talking about, Kate. I lay him out there,
you knock him down. That's a seven on the six
A thirteen. No way, Tayter and Brian's gonna win this
where they were today?
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Okay, good luck? Right good? I made her cry again.
So we get to play the one the line game.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
That would be nice, but I'm sure that was the
last run question.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
But okay, we are still rhyming. We are still rhyming.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Okay, so go ahead make history and start the clock.
Speaker 7 (25:10):
Now, all right, pancakes, you have a short blank. You
do this to your suitcase before you go out of town.
You have to this is that love? Blank? It's like
our rundown house, so love. Okay, we're not riding the
opposite of happy happy. I'm really blank at you? No,
I'm yeah, yes, more than a couple. It's a blank
(25:33):
blank good men, yep, you say it the holiday blank holiday,
but blank, it's a hotel.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Yes, yeah, it was what y'all doing when you put
a six on that four double digit ten CAD wins
thirteen ten.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Y'all made a good run.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Now, Bride will give you another shot down the road there, Bunny,
all right, rattled Brian, apologize.
Speaker 9 (26:00):
That's all right. Appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Let me play first time called I've been listening since
Rayper was thirty years old.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
How about that? Lots of time.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
We appreciate you, Brian. You have a great rest of
your day. Buddy gets you down the road and Cade
look at you and grand Alabama winning the Big Old
prize back on worthy words. Yes, good morning, got the
big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Biit request with you.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
I'm boy alright, Rick Stouffer out of Morristown, Tennessee. Rick says,
since I retired, I.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Don't get to listen as much.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I'd like to hear the old lady of the red
light and her grandson telling her about the Hawaiian peace
sign or love son don't remember, which is why I
need to hear it again. Taylor, you got what Rix's
talking about? All right, baby, we got it for you. Rick,
coming up next. Good morning.
Speaker 8 (27:15):
That's all.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Make show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
You got something you'd like to hear about this time
Monday through Friday. Hit us up on the John Boyne
bill and Facebook page.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Make sure you Sabby look at Randy's COVID haircut and
a great disguise as well.
Speaker 11 (27:31):
Thanks.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
So no bleeding involved either.
Speaker 8 (27:33):
That's that's the main part.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
There was a lot of tequila.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
We got wrecked Stover out of Marstown, Tennessee, requesting it is.
Speaker 13 (27:44):
Hey boy, I want to tell you yesterday I went
to the local Christian bookstore and saw the most adorable
honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker well, I don't
know what possessed me, but I bought the sticker and
I put it right there. I'm a bumper, I know.
Maybe I was feeling I don't know, particularly sassy because
(28:05):
I just come from a thrill inquiry performance called ah
by a thunderous prayer meeting. Well, whatever the reason, I'm
so glad that I did it. What an uplisting experience
that followed.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Letting me preach on this.
Speaker 13 (28:21):
I was stopped at the red light at a busy
intersection and just lost and thought about the Lord and
how good he is and what taught and I didn't
notice that the light had changed. Well, it's a good
thing that someone else loves Jesus, because if he hadn't
seen that bumper sticker and hanked I would never have noticed.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
It't not amazing awful.
Speaker 13 (28:42):
And I found that lots of people loved Jesus, lots
and lots of them, because while I was sitting there,
the guy behind us started honking like crazy, and then
he leaned out of his window and.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
Screened or the Love of God.
Speaker 13 (29:03):
And then and then another fella shouted, go Jesus God.
I tell you what an exuberant cheerleader for the Lord
that one. Well, then everyone started hanking. Why just leaned
out my window and started.
Speaker 8 (29:21):
Waving and smiling all those loving.
Speaker 13 (29:24):
People, and you know what, they hawked even more so
I hanked my horn a few.
Speaker 8 (29:31):
Times just to sharing the love.
Speaker 13 (29:33):
And I tell you, there must have been a man
from Florida back there, because I heard him yelling something
about a sunny beach. And then there was another fellow
waving in the most peculiar way I ever saw, with
only his.
Speaker 8 (29:49):
Middle figure stuck up in lawn.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Why to know?
Speaker 13 (29:53):
So I asked my teenage grandson, he is sitting in
the back seat.
Speaker 10 (29:56):
What that man?
Speaker 13 (29:57):
He said, Well, it was probably a Hawaiian good lad
luck sign or something. I was so tickled. I've never
met anyone from Hawaii. So I leaned out the window
game the good luck signing right back. All my grandsons,
so caught up in the spirit, just burst out laughing.
(30:17):
Oh he laughed even he was enjoying this religious experience
we all were having. And a couple people were so
caught up in the joy of the moment that they
got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
I just bet they just wanted to pray or ask
me what church I attended. But this is when I
noticed that the light had changed. So I waved it
(30:38):
all my brothers and sisters, and I decided I just
need to drive on through that intersection. And I noticed
that I was the only car that got through the
intersection before the light changed again. And I still kind
of said that I had to leave them after all
that love we shared. So you know what I did.
I slowed the car down, lean out the window, gave
them all that Hawaii goodn't luck side on last time.
Speaker 9 (31:01):
As a trouble.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Christ Lord.
Speaker 8 (31:05):
That's wonderful Christian folk.
Speaker 13 (31:08):
Thank you, sweet boys for letting me stop by.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
I wait, that sweet old Bob go.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
You know, handsome is Hawaiian Good morning Big shows on
(31:46):
the radio. Man, y'all remember uh the show Family Affair.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
Oh with Uncle Bill?
Speaker 3 (31:53):
You know the kids?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Well, remember Sebastian Cabot was a British actor, as we
remembered as the Gentleman's gentleman on that show. It was
kind of a you know, a precursor kind of.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
Inspiration for Cadby, inspiration for Cadbury. Thank you very much
for that boy.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Yeah. So, and you know, and he passed away on
this date in nineteen seventy seven, of age fifty nine wowing.
His name was Sebastian Tabbitt. Remember that, I want to.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Say he at one time voiced Winnie the Pooh as well.
Speaker 14 (32:26):
Oh I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I think he did a lot of voice work on that. Well,
never mind about old Sebastian. We'll see what my boy
Cad Bear's up to you. When we went to Gaytor Lake.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Here it is Cadburry Gator Lake.
Speaker 8 (32:41):
I hate to ask, uh, but why is it called
Gaeta Lake?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Legend has it there's a big old gator living in here.
I'm waiting the truck, so no, it's just an old
wives tale. I fish you all my life. I ain't
never seen a gator. Come on, Cad Barry, we got to.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Get out in the lake before the fish wake up,
he asked.
Speaker 8 (32:56):
But do we need to get out on the lake
before I wake up?
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Just before sunrise?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
It's the best time fish, Cadbert come all, amazing, sir,
what knows so much about fishing?
Speaker 8 (33:07):
Knows?
Speaker 13 (33:07):
Sir?
Speaker 8 (33:08):
That your dis alerted? Five am sir? If only sir
could be disenthused, that sir's job.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
That's Cadberry.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
When we're out bonding like this, you don't have to
keep calling me sir, just call me John Boy like
your body else.
Speaker 8 (33:21):
Are you hitting on me as what? I'm sorry, Sir?
Perhaps I shouldn't have watched Deliverance last night, Sir, I said, Ah, Cadbery, sorry, uh,
John Boy.
Speaker 9 (33:33):
There you go?
Speaker 13 (33:34):
Now?
Speaker 8 (33:34):
Was that so bad?
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (33:35):
Yes, it was needs an unsettling taste in my mouth.
So like a spoiled chip.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Such yourself, just trying to make you feel like one
of the boy's Cadbury.
Speaker 8 (33:44):
Does that include tinkling off the boat together that Sir
has spoken so fondly of in the past.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Come on, cat stir, let's get in the boat.
Speaker 8 (33:52):
You call that a boat, sir?
Speaker 4 (33:55):
Yeah? What do you call it?
Speaker 8 (33:56):
The Titanic?
Speaker 11 (33:57):
Sir?
Speaker 4 (33:58):
Oh, it's perfectly safe.
Speaker 8 (34:00):
He was just bos since I was a kid. That's
what I was afraid of. Sir.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
I'll say that all right. I'll bake the hooks.
Speaker 8 (34:04):
You row, That's what Ilse I was afraid of.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
So okay, you bade, I'll row.
Speaker 8 (34:09):
There's no real upside to any of it, is there, sir?
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Okay, Cadbury, this is good. Let's get the lines in
the watch.
Speaker 8 (34:18):
It was a slight chill in the air, isn't there, sir?
Speaker 4 (34:21):
Dang it, we left the jackets in the truck.
Speaker 8 (34:22):
You want to go back, No, no, sir. I don't
want to be the one to spoil sirs fun. I
shall in yours, sir.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
Hey, I tell you what here, take a pull of this.
It'll take the chill off.
Speaker 8 (34:33):
Water in a mason jaw soup.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
It's not water. I took it off Rayfert's desk. It's
a jar. Corn squeezings.
Speaker 8 (34:40):
Corn squeezings.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Yeah, citizen champagne, white lightning, big pardons.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
Uh, let's see. Okay.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
The aforementioned are colloquialisms for illegally homemade alcoholic beverages.
Speaker 8 (34:52):
Ah hooch, sir.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Yeah all right?
Speaker 8 (34:56):
Oh no, sir, remember what happened if the speedways.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
We're in the middle of nowhere. It's just you and me.
What can happen?
Speaker 8 (35:03):
Oh? Perhaps just take the chill from my bones up.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
I gotta be careful, Caddy. You got a pretty good kick.
Speaker 8 (35:11):
Who one can barely taste the corn, So.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
Taking easy on that stuff. It's one hundred and fifty proof.
Speaker 8 (35:27):
There's the proof, sir.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
Hey, you gotta buit, cad Bear, it looks like a
beggar oo.
Speaker 8 (35:33):
Get the net ready, slim.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
We're having vasts for breakfast. Give me that you can't
drinking real at the same.
Speaker 8 (35:42):
Time, Paul, dare you question my sporting ability?
Speaker 1 (35:46):
So oh, now you're done and you're tangled up in
the wrees. Now I'm gonna have to cut him loose.
Here's my pocket knife. Stand fast with your heathen blade.
You talking callis.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Sit down, Cadbury, You're gonna fall in.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
There really is a gator.
Speaker 14 (36:04):
Yes, and he's stirring my fish. Oh billion, how my trophy?
Old the consequence? Give me your trusty blade made, Cadberry said,
We're not going empty end it's up. Would you like
a nice para allergy to boots gat God, big boy,
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