August 29, 2025 • 41 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s Friday so we’ll load you up with our Friday favorites.. - There were tons of TV shows in the 1960’s looking for the kind of success found in the Andy Griffith Show - we have a list of ten that failed.. - The Not Ready For Drive Time Players perform a new script entitled, “It’s the Thought that Counts”.. - Country Music Sweethearts, Leah & Bryan of Velvet Rodeo stop by out studios for an update on their tour.. - John Boy gives away more of his “Wonderful Things”.. - Tom Sorenson checks in with this week’s report on the world of sports - and gives his prediction for who will be the next Super Bowl Champions!…
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Rolling to your Friday, August of twenty nine with Velvet
Rodeo in a big show house new show Heartstrings, brand
new episode we mad last night, eight pm.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
That's over with me. You got it right now.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
They want you to follow Velvet Rodeo on their Facebook page,
the Velvetrodeo dot com. That brand new song they did
for the benefit concert Sounds of Freedom in Wilmington, North
Carolina next Saturday is up.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Right now, check it out right now, let's.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Play right today, it is beat the Band game only le.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
From Velvenodeo. Let's meet our contestant. We got John from Woodrope,
South Carolina. Good morning, John, Good morning, how you hey?
We are all good?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Very good?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Oh John, longtime listener? All right, goody graduated any of that?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
John? There for you?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
So what would do West Leah? Some questions? Some might
run over to Brian. But you agree or disagree. Get
two bells before two buzzers.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
And you win, just like we do.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Beat the bright All right, So, Leo, I don't know
if y'all have done much traveling in Canada.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
We have not, not yet, not yet.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Well, there is something that the roads in Canada, Like,
seventy five percent of the roads in Canada have this
in common?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Okay, what could that be?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
My guess is seventy five percent of the roads have
a Tim Horton's.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Donut shop, right, yeah, donuts and they're from Canada.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
So seventy five percent of the rose has one in
Canadian donut chops on it.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
There?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
What do you say there, John? You agree or disagreement?
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Agree?
Speaker 7 (02:35):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Man, I'm sorry, John?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Okay, you got me?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Hey, I'm the one looking at her.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
You know you're just.
Speaker 8 (02:47):
So.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Actually, seventy five percent of the rows in Canada are unpaved.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
They're raving money. I was gonna say because of the
tariffs they were unpaved.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
When that's a buzzer. Let us say when you get
a bell here, y'all.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
According to news reports, a fifteen year old was charged
with armed robbery after he pointed his pet at a
man and ordered him to hand over all his cash.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Lea, what was his pet?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I'm gonna guess a chicken?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
A chick chicken.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
You birds are meme sometimes and I used to have
some chickens that would chase me around the yard.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
So he pointed a chicken to guy said, give me
all yours.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
If it lays an egg, you can throw the egg
at him too.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
John, agree or disagree with a chicken?
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Disagree, And that was the thing to do.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
It was a.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Snake, a snake, a boa constrictor to do exact. Wow, right,
well he was afraid of chickens. We got a full count,
heading into the final question, which came first, the first
practical cigarette lighter or the modern match?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
What do you all think about death?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Looking at each other, I know you take this. I'm
gonna say that it had to be the match.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
It had to be the match before the cigarette lighter, okay,
John agreed to agree. Agree with that, sorry, believe it
or not. The cigarette lighter before the match eighteen twenty three.
(04:42):
There was actually a lighter even before that, but it
was fueled by by hydrogen and gasoline, so I'm not
very safe.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
And it was used by Wally Cody. I try not
to hold one of those up at velvet ro do
you those concerts?
Speaker 9 (05:01):
All right.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
There?
Speaker 7 (05:04):
Alright?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
John, will you hang on, buddy, We're gonna make you
happy before we hang up.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
All right, my man, go thank you?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
All right, hang right there, and Velvet Rodeo Brian Liam
appreciate y'all so much. I can't wait to get you back.
We would spend some quality time together. We'll get out
in the Booker branch and get back in here to
morning spend all right, love you meeting all right Velvet
Rodeo dot com.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Y'all check it out.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Want a many hour on top of you news right
on the other.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Side our time capsule for this Friday morning. Then twenty
minutes my TV audition.
Speaker 10 (06:15):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billie Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 11 (06:32):
Liberty flu I'm old and I hate poky Man Girl.
In my day, we didn't have no time wasting brain
rotten fantasy, chasing moron, fascinating, nud arousing, loser delighting, technological
tood squirt, nonsensor. If we had a mind to wander
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around capture an ugly little misshapen, deformed freak with stupid names.
We didn't need a celliphone. We did it the easy way.
We went to a family reunion.
Speaker 9 (07:10):
Oh, it's finally here.
Speaker 11 (07:12):
The glorious age of stupidity is upon us. Instead of
creating important stuff like flying cars and women, who don't talk.
These geniuses had to use their college educated brains to
make Pokemon Go. They should have made worky Mond Go,
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where those fat pasty face losers finally crawled out of
their parents' root seller to walk around looking for a
damn job and wardoff type two diabetes at the same time.
I'm looking for.
Speaker 9 (07:48):
Peak at you.
Speaker 11 (07:51):
You should look in the mirror and take a peek
at you, being a worthless second crack.
Speaker 9 (07:57):
Can you believe it?
Speaker 11 (07:59):
Grown men riskin life and limb to go hunting critters
that you can't even.
Speaker 9 (08:03):
Eat once you catch them.
Speaker 11 (08:05):
Huge herds of morons trampling each other to catch a
fat yellow monkey cat.
Speaker 9 (08:11):
On their damn phone.
Speaker 11 (08:13):
Whish they'd put the most important Pokemon someplace where it
would do some good, like about ten feet off of
the edge of a cliff Pokemon Go bah, more like
Pokemon Go, screw yourself. In my day, the only Pokemon
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you got was when your cell mate was a Jamaican guy. No,
we used to play real games that didn't cost us
nothing but our human dignity, games like What's your mom Way?
And Swallow the Road, Apple Booker stacking and fotting in
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the oatmeal and is your sister fourteen yet? But no
game was more popular and more dangerous than paint your
ass red and moon the Bull. It all started one
day when Rusty Puss Mutton set in a red paint
while we was painting the bard. Why he was doing
it naked is still a mystery, but there he was, buck.
Speaker 9 (09:22):
Naked with a big red hind ind.
Speaker 11 (09:25):
He was walking down to the swimming hole to wash
it off when Old Percy the Bull seed him. Percy
was half crazy with cow siphless, and it didn't help
that one of his horns had curled around and slowly
grown into the side of his head and threw his brain.
And when he saw Rusty's red butt, he popped a spring.
Rusty was pretty agile and managed to keep from getting skewed.
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But before long we were all doing it. But we
were slow and stupid because we'd been in bread for generations,
and Percy gort us and stacked us like cordwood in
our guts like hillbilly bungee cords, and kicking our empty
stupid grin and skulls around the field like a cousin
loving soccer ball.
Speaker 9 (10:07):
Whoopedi Ding Dang Doodle, poodle. Look at me.
Speaker 11 (10:11):
I'm an ignorant hillbilly taught in a mentally challenged bull
with vedie to use my butt for target practice, slinging
us around by our guts like a Filipino yo yo master. Whoopee,
I'm a human shish kebob all, hailed Charles Darwin.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
And we liked it.
Speaker 9 (10:31):
We loved it. The closest thing.
Speaker 11 (10:36):
We had the pokey Man was when crazy old brewster
mctin nipple caught a leprechaun copping a squat behind old
Lady Friedaman's bond. The little fella's name was Finnegan. Oh,
shut your hold, and he was a pistol. Old Tinny
let him around on a leash looking for his pot
of gold. We all told him he was full of
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the hooy, that it was just a knobby little munchkin
with lucile Ball's hand, but he swore to all that
was holy that it was a leprechaun, And sure enough,
two days later that little guma took him straight to
that pot of gold. And once Titty had the gold,
he didn't need Finnegan no more and turned him loose.
But it seemed Finnegan wasn't too keen about giving his
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golden nest egg to some half with hay seed, and
took after him with a shelley. Tinny picked up an
axe and cleaveed that little redheaded maniac, cleaning too, But
those two halves turned into two leprechauns. Titty kept chopping
and the leprechauns kept him multiplying. Titty was out numbered,
and before long they tore him to pieces, totally toulin
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as they did it, fearing retribution for their massacre, three
hundred bloodthirsty leprechauns roared the countryside, rendered us all limb
from limb, feasting on our entrails and our bloodlines.
Speaker 9 (11:57):
When extinct, and.
Speaker 11 (11:58):
All that was left of us to be remembered tightly
coiled piles of leprechaun duty. Yahoo, Wow, you hoo, howdy,
look at me. I'm a gold crazy leprechaun murderer, knit wit,
setting up everyone to be a sort off cannibal buffet
going to my eternal reward through the colon of a
mythological midget, laid to rest next to a pile of
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poodle poop. Glory, Hallelujah, What a wonderful world. A buffalo Flopper,
I hate POKEMONO.
Speaker 12 (12:30):
Jun Boy and Billy all right can give a shout out, yes, sir,
hang up, buddy, that's my favorite of all time.
Speaker 10 (12:42):
Good morning radio, done right.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. Low
rahe my big TV.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
Audition, Purency. Your upix is John Boy reading for the
BC Powder TV spot. Okay, Johnny, no pressure, feel it out,
just relax and kind of have fun with it. Here
we go.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Take one BC Powder This powder form real bad work cut.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
Sorry, Johnny, that came out a little bit garbled. Let's
try it again. Take two.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
B C powders.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Try them your own success stored now salt Johnny.
Speaker 6 (13:43):
Feel free to kind of put it in your own
words if you need to.
Speaker 9 (13:47):
B see Take player of pain and customers.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
Okay, but we really need to make sure that they're
actual words. Okay, take go.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
For helping plain, relief, pain through it, doubt and on
the side.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
You know what, Let's come back to that one. Let's
see says here you're also reading for the bow Jangles
TV spot.
Speaker 8 (14:07):
Is that right?
Speaker 13 (14:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Okay, let's take a whack at that one. Bow Jangles. Ready,
take one.
Speaker 9 (14:12):
And now you can have breakfast in bread cut.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
You kind of bobble that one too. Let's let's go
again and take two.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Pick up a bow Jangles, Ace Peak Tailgate, pebble cut.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
I'll tell you what though, just jump out. Let's just
try the tagline.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Got it won't na to get you?
Speaker 9 (14:29):
Have you someund up.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Bobbitt got Johnny? Are you okay?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
In there had a bit bigger, big battle record.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
Okay, listen, take a deep breath, just just relaxed for
a second. Are you all right? I'm sorry, it just.
Speaker 9 (14:44):
Makes my go Toba.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
Okay, I'll tell you what. Let's let's let's loosen it
up a little bit. Let's just pretend you're at your
regular studio and you're just kind of opening up the show.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Good morning, a big show is on the radio. It
is Tuesday, Tuesday morning, November of the twelve. Hopefully welcome to.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
Okay, let's say there's a contest coming up.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Hang away you coming tell John boys you have at
the time, somebody's going.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
Win and you're throwing in a quick sponsor plug or
some kind.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Any qualified but you tell VI Virginia you say TV.
Speaker 6 (15:19):
Sorry I didn't get that last part.
Speaker 9 (15:21):
If that's onn't enough.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
Okay, he's gonna keep going better than better.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Bout of spots everywhere.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
Aheard slowdown, bettle auto potch stores have a ball? Is
that your partner in there? What is his name?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Anna can Scott Walker?
Speaker 6 (15:37):
Is it Billy?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Billy has a boo do?
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Yeah, Billy, could you kind of give him a read
on how that should.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Sound and available at better auto part stores everywhere? I'm
doing it.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
You know that's not quite it either.
Speaker 9 (15:52):
I don't I wasn't lighting.
Speaker 6 (15:54):
Okay, let's calm down there, guys. Why why don't we
take a little break for lunch?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Large play billows mouth Saint Helens, steaming ass, thousands into.
Speaker 9 (16:03):
Their feet into the air.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Oh boy, good morning, you got the big show on
the radio.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
More chance for you to win coming up after your
news weathers parts. I stand on the hill, but not
for a thrill, for the breath of a fresh keel.
And never mind the man who contemplates doing away with
license plates. He stands alone anyhow, Bacon the cookies of discontent,
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by the heat of the laundromn FM, leaving this soul.
Speaker 9 (16:40):
And then like in portraygo dot dot dot, you know,
kind of host set.
Speaker 14 (16:44):
Up, leaving his soul parting the waters of the Medulla
Oblonga with John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 15 (16:56):
You like that one, John Boy, it is giving.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Away time John Boys Wonderful Things Number one hundred and
fifty four He used all the complete set of official
Minor League Baseball trading cards featuring the two thousand and
three Charleston Riverdals. Very good, very good team that year.
Remember that to a picture of John Boy and Billy
and the the trading cards. I don't know if we
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got one going up to a little over twelve million,
lucky Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant Guard.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Sure we'll be cool, though you did, I'd be about half.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Yeah, that's why I know my lottery tickets for folks
as gifts. I'm not that big of a person.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Well, let's see who's gonna get all of these cards
and may end up with a fortune. The winner from Cosetta, Alabama.
Timothy Box, Come out, Timothy Box, win in a bunch
of guards. I don't like men to be Timothy.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
All right, we'll get that to you.
Speaker 13 (18:43):
Den.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Here you go, take that.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Next wonderful Thing number one hundred and fifty five, A
bracelet from Costa Rica.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
This in a little fishing fishing boxing. Little Costa Rican
kids that have those and edrun up to your bother,
you to your bot something of fum aw.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
So that's how you got it, That's how I got
it is so check it out the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Get your name in a hat and we'll meet next Friday.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
About this time, who words my Costa Rican jewelry?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
You know, oh pencil you in.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
I had a much better visual of you and little
buddy wandering around the jewelry shots in Costa Rica.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Look at the right, you go ahead, picture.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
A man Tom sword Son closer and closer him picking
every NFL game this year.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
He's up next, Big Show rolls on Good Morning. I
got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Coming up, we'll play our final rounds wordy word for
the big Old prize pack. So we'll do that in
Menace right now, of course every Friday.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
This time I'm in.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Tom Sowrenson joins us, and beginning next Friday, he will
begin picking every game in the NFL this season and
hopefully gonna have just as good a season as you
did last year.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Tom Morning body, good morning.
Speaker 13 (20:02):
Yeah, I would I'd like to think that last year
was the first and that each successive a year will
be better. But that's my hope.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
That call me all right, Well, Tom, we've been talking
about and of course last week the passing of Humpy
Wheeler Doug Doug Rice NASCAR segment yesterday he was there
talking about that and it was something that was very
close and special with you, Tom. I'll let you tell
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our listeners about it, please.
Speaker 13 (20:35):
In the Catholic Church, there's a rosary vigil the night
before a funeral and that's where they had the eulogy,
not at the funeral service, but at the vigil. And
Humpy's kids called and asked me if i'd give the eulogy,
and they said, if you can't do it, we can
get Felix abodies or Kyle Petty. I said, the natural thing,
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get Felix abodies or Kyle Petty. They said, now we
want you to do it, and that that was really
one of the great honors of my life. And uh
so I did it. And just a couple of quick stories.
You know, if you read the old bit, Humpy is
this happy, smiling friend of the world. Uh he also
got angry. I mean, the guy's got a temper. And
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you know, let's say it's a business deal. Uh, you know,
the discussion can become an argument, and the argument become nasty.
And what Humpy might do is this, He'd say, let's
settle this the old fashioned way, and he roll up
his sleeves and he take off his rolics. Now, men
love roles, and if you take your if you take
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off your rollucks. You went planning, and Humpy wasn't playing,
and they tended to reach an agreement before they reached
the door.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Yeah, that's right. And and you said a lot of
people from the boxing community was there.
Speaker 13 (21:53):
They were there, and one of them brought a u
it looked like a championship belt and on the big
buckle it just said Humpy Wheeler World Champ. And I
thought that was pretty cool. But yeah, you know, they
weren't the guys necessarily wearing the suits. They just they
just showed up and they just wanted to be part
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of it, and they just wanted to thank Humpy for
his dedication.
Speaker 10 (22:17):
To that sport.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
That's awesome. But that's awesome, all right, Tom.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Well, every preseason, you say, feels longer than the one before.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
And I'm with you. On that buddy bof it. Finally
got through it.
Speaker 13 (22:30):
This one feels like the longest in the history of
the world. But yeah, finally it ends. And I'll tell
you what. I'm gonna save you guys time, and I'm
gonna give you the teams that will make the playoffs
this season, Oh, conference finalists and the Super Bowl winner.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
All right, thanks, all right, let's say what you got.
Speaker 13 (22:47):
In the AFC, this is the Buffalo's first seed, and
then Baltimore, Casey, Houston, Denver, Cincinnati and the LA Chargers
not making it Pittsburgh and the master of the hair
bun Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
All right.
Speaker 13 (23:05):
In the NFC, number one is Philly and then San Francisco,
which be surprised for some I think they're going to
come roaring back, Tampa Bay, Washington, Detroit, Chicago which and
not many people will have in Minnesota not making it
Green Bay, in the LA Rams and in the conference championships.
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In the AFC, have Buffalo beating Denver, and in the NFC,
have Philadelphia beating San Francisco. And in Super Bowl LX,
which I think is pronounced lex, I have Philadelphia beating
the Bills thirty two twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Wow, how about that big and Philadelphia went doing a
row here.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
Look how much time you just freed up for all
those husbands to do honey do lists?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Not the smart one?
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Well we got it.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Talk about our home team of Carolina Panthers, right, Quig,
what do you think about them trading Adam Feelin, my
favorite receiver back to the Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
Man.
Speaker 13 (24:09):
He's a great guy. He did so much work for charity,
but he grew up for a minute in Minnesota, played
college ball there, begin his career with the Vikes.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
He's very good.
Speaker 13 (24:20):
I mean, he runs patterns you could draw with a ruler.
And he was Bryce Young's favorite target. But they trust
their young guys, Carolina does. And this is going to
free up Jalen Cocher, who is the second year player undrafted,
and Jimmy Horns junior, who was the fastest guy on
the team and he was a late draft choice this
year out of Colorado. And they traded Thilan and a
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seventh and fifth Ron pick and got a fourth and
fifth Ron pick. And I thought it was a good
deal because it really shows the faith they have and
the young receivers.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
All right, Okay, let's see what about the cuts after
that's all over. We hadn't talked since all teams are
down to their fifty three roster.
Speaker 13 (25:00):
Now, well, you know, on every team, I no matter
who's listening, and no matter who they're a fan of,
there's one guy that people are going to say, oh no,
because he feels like theirs, you know, like their guy.
And even though he was the first year guy here,
it's a hunter Renfro. Renfro grew up in Myrtle Beach.
He was a walk on a Clemson became a star there.
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He was a mid round draft choice, a man. He
was just tearing it up when he played for Vegas,
made the Pro Bowl. He caught an autoimmune disease and
missed last season, just lost a ton of weight, was
in pain and just tired all the time. But he
got through it and he came back this season. I
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thought he looked good. He's twenty nine years old. But
again he was not in their plans. They're going with
the youth, and so they cut him, and I know
a lot of people are hurt. I saw him a
camp and I thought, man, this guy's back, and he
was good. And I think any other season he would
have made this team, but the Panthers have the best
receiving group in the league and it just wasn't room
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for him.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
So if nobody, so, I guess somebody can claim him
and pick him up. And if not, we can put
him on the practice team. So it'll still be here.
Speaker 13 (26:13):
I can't see him going on the practice qright, not
a foreign foot ball guy, right, but I do see
him playing for another team.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Okay, all right, we'll see what happens. All right, Tom,
Closer and Closer Boddy. Next Friday, we start picking my man.
Speaker 13 (26:28):
All right, that's gonna be great, man, thanks for having
me out, all.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Right, thank you so much as our man, Tom Sorenson.
All right, so the super Bowl this year will be
Philadelphia beating Buffalo. Go ahead and put some money down
on that turtlement A well, let's play our worthy word
one eight hundred big so please no gambling, as you told,
free Luck. Come on the cover contests play next good
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Friday morning, and that's.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
A big show on the radio. And our feature track from.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
The make show bed Box hooyt Dever, he says he
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Speaker 1 (27:29):
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dot com. All right, Letten do it.
Speaker 9 (27:37):
I went to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 8 (27:40):
Okay, we bear it.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
You worn't word a word. Let's meet the contestants. We
got Darling from Warner Robbins, Georgia.
Speaker 9 (27:47):
Good morning, Darling.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
Hi, y'all hear y'all talking to me?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
All right, then let's get it out for Serene. Darlene
the dancing machine.
Speaker 10 (28:03):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
We got Joseph from Vinton, Virginia. Good morning, Joseph.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Morning, Hey, morny.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Joseph about half wild about in venting Jackie tells me
Jos Tater and Joseph, John Boy and Darlene. You know, Darlene,
that Debbie my sister's middle name. Jackie r deb Darlene.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
How about that?
Speaker 7 (28:26):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
It's like we were meant to be yea, I know,
like kissing his sisters.
Speaker 8 (28:31):
What I heard?
Speaker 3 (28:33):
All right, I'm gonna quit right now.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
All right, So Joseph, Joseph and Taytor relax, me and
Darlene gonna go for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Let's see what we can do. Darlene. Oh, we got
four letter words, y'all. Four letter words.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Okay, I don't know about helps.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
We'll find out, Darlene, you ready, baby, I am ready, okay,
starting to clock. Now you got these on your eyes,
make them law and blink. I yeah, uh huh oh
though I've been working on the blank road where yeah
uh huh a minimum blank? You earn the minimum your
(29:15):
pay for four letters? That is your what the minimum
blank is? Two bucks and a half?
Speaker 3 (29:21):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Minimum?
Speaker 6 (29:22):
What minimum check?
Speaker 9 (29:25):
Minimum pay?
Speaker 8 (29:27):
No?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
No, go on, darlings, don't never work for that minimum?
All right?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
And he meant no, honey, no, so too.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
That's what it was without the long time. All right,
here we go Tayter and Joseph. By Joseph picking up
on that last one, darlings. The guys he didn't like
my sister, Okay, ready.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
Go are usually fast employees get paid minimum?
Speaker 6 (30:02):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (30:03):
Yep, you stand in blank waiting on concert tickets? Stand
in you turn the door blank to go inside?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Turn the door?
Speaker 8 (30:14):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
These are a kind of potatoes that you put gravy
on top of there?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
What yep?
Speaker 5 (30:22):
You h you set a mouse blank for them to
catch it? A mouse?
Speaker 9 (30:28):
You opposite up?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Well, alright, I'll put a six on the board to
take the lead six to two.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Darling, did that wage didn't get in your head, did it?
Speaker 8 (30:43):
I know it did not?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
No notice that.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Well, let's see what we can do, ah Darley, Let's
let's do it, all right, four letter words start the clock. Now,
this is a car during the race that the others around.
It's the blank car. Yeah, nast car na no, okay,
(31:11):
like like a four minute mile. You want to set
a fast blank to the race, you know if you're yes, hey, yeah,
Elmer's blank that whole stuff together.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Yeah, all right, you got to blank a no two
two four. Joseph Hardy has won.
Speaker 8 (31:32):
This game here six to four.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
But Darling, well.
Speaker 9 (31:36):
Made a little run at the end.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
I'm gonna get Jackie to give you another shot down
the road. I think we can we can do better now, all.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Right, baby, all right, thank you, long time shout out. Yes,
of course, go ahead to.
Speaker 7 (31:52):
My son James and my daughter Rachel and all five
of my children.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Darling, appreciate you and yours. Hang right down. Joseph up inventing.
Good game. You did it in one round. Your prize
back coming at you. Good morning. Got the big Shaw
on the radio.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
By request for John Boy Lisa M. Spicer out of Mooresville,
North Carolina. Lisa says him, we hear from Reverend Bill
Ray off the front of the road west where it stays, Lisen,
we got him coming up next.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Good morning, that's a big shaw on the radio.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Be request Lisa Spicer out of Mooresville, North Carolina. Here
you go, LISEA.
Speaker 7 (32:56):
Well, good morning there, young boy Billy, and good morning
all our beloved friends out there in radio land. As
there's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from his Sword of
Joshua Independent phot of Gosh put a pennacostial assembly just
off State Road twenty three on the frontage road. Friends,
I've been having some trouble with my car lately, so
I've seen quite a bit of that old unsaved mechanic
(33:18):
down at the Buick Place. The other day. One in
there and he says, oh, Preacher, I told my brother
down in Georgia bout you. He sent you something out
of the newspaper down there. He handed it to me.
I'm looking at the headline was sacred name seen in
Avery Park family's shower tile. I said, oh, here we go.
(33:39):
Started reading the boy down in noon and Georgia was
taking him a shower one morning and had a religious
revelation right there in his bathroom. Says here, he looked
down and the swirling pattern in his stone shower tie
appeared to spell out the name Jesus. Well now says it.
(34:00):
Called his wife and said, look, honey, I'm showering with Jesus.
Speaker 8 (34:06):
Says here.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
He was raised a Presbyterian, and he says he had
to think real hard before he told anybody else about
his revelation. Yep, that sounds like a Presbyterian man anyway.
Nick says, for now the tie will remain in the
shire stall, but the time may come when he decides
to put it in a place where it could be
(34:27):
viewed by the public. It's something special, he says. If
we decide it could benefit other people, we might do it. Oh.
Onebelieving Greece monkey kind of chuckle to himself, says, what
you hug about that, preacher? I said, well, I think
it's a bunch.
Speaker 8 (34:43):
Of holy fied horse markets.
Speaker 7 (34:46):
He says, what I thought you Bible beaters believed in
all them miracles and whatnot. I said, well, I do
when it's real. One's this here, ain't nothing but a
pigment of this fella's imagination. Because anybody that say, honey,
look I'm showering with Jesus, I perceive he ain't real active.
Speaker 8 (35:05):
In his church.
Speaker 7 (35:07):
And the picture they took for the newspaper, it don't
even look like it spells out Jesus to me. I mean,
if you close one eye and squint real hard with
the other and you can almost make out the j
and the e rest of it looks kindly like soap
scum prayers. I about had it with all this religious
relic nonsense. Every time you turn around nowadays, somebody says
(35:29):
they found a peanut. It looks like the Virgin marrier.
They got a door ding in the pickup truck in
shape just like Moses. Like finding the Lord is some
kind of sanctified game of Where's Walden? Have you ever
noticed with these so called miracles, it seems like the
tension always goes to the sharer tile or the door
(35:51):
ding instead of the Lord. Oh but you can show
enough to all crowd with that mess. All kind of
folks will turned out to see Saint Peter face on
the side of a puff tart, you know who, because
they ain't got to worry about a puff tart. Tell
them it's time to turn from your wickedness. Hey, you
get all the thrills of religion when nobody ever calls
(36:11):
you a sinner? Well, ain't that convenient? That's why folks
watch on him so called religious drammers on television, Hollywood
holiness like you know, Highway to Heaven and Touched by
Angel and what not.
Speaker 8 (36:26):
Tell you what for?
Speaker 7 (36:27):
A bunch of folks is headed straight for hell. Hollywood
showed us love to talk about heaven, don't they now?
Speaker 8 (36:33):
Friends.
Speaker 7 (36:33):
Don't get me wrong, I believe the Lord's got the
part to make miracles happen anytime he needs one too.
I just don't think the shower stall in some Georgia
Presbyterians bathroom is a place to go and looking for it.
You know, I was just reading a real good book
on religious miracles just this morning. I recommended, Holly, you
(36:55):
might have heard of it. It's called the Bible, and
the Bible says a wicked and adultorous generation seeketh after
a sign. Does that sound like anybody you know?
Speaker 8 (37:08):
Burn?
Speaker 7 (37:09):
The Lord does want to reveal itself to you, but
he ain't burnt into the side of some English muffin
that's up for sale on the e day. Come let
me tell you how to find a bill. This Sunday
morning at eleven o'clock a m at the Sword of Joshua,
Independent for Gospel Pentecostal Assembly, just off State Road twenty three.
All that, there's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins reminding you
(37:33):
it's time to turn so you don't burn y on
boyn villa, y'all keep them straight up?
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Good morning man, there's a big shoulder radio. You like
this feature dry? Got a little bit box keywords liver man, Hello,
he's hot?
Speaker 8 (38:15):
Oh my life on a fire bed?
Speaker 1 (38:17):
All right now, man, j'all want better here?
Speaker 8 (38:19):
Why here you bring on? Hurry? No drubbing, knuckle dragon
heat hole looking?
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Oh not much? What y'all been up to lately?
Speaker 8 (38:28):
Well, I've been laid up in the bed over here
to trailer for the better part of a week.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Oh we're not getting a feeling better?
Speaker 8 (38:34):
Oh how sick? I had something felt like a cross
between mad Caroll disease and the chicken flu with a
bad case of the squirts.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Oh man, too much information on? But uh did Delbert
get it too?
Speaker 14 (38:48):
No?
Speaker 8 (38:48):
He never did come down with. He went out the
other night by myself and had him a beer twelve.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
How'd that go?
Speaker 8 (38:55):
No?
Speaker 14 (38:55):
I care.
Speaker 8 (38:57):
I don't want to say. He got kindly wild, but
he won't up the next morning in the bathtub, pull
of hide all nine one water, he'll die.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
No, man, now, don't tell me some cute girl slipped
him a mickey and stole his kidneys.
Speaker 8 (39:12):
No, she left his kidneys and stole his liver.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Uh, oh man, his liver?
Speaker 10 (39:17):
What?
Speaker 8 (39:17):
Whoa?
Speaker 1 (39:18):
What happened?
Speaker 8 (39:18):
Well, fifteen minutes later she brung it back. Got a
good look at.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
That was living not exactly in the showroom condition.
Speaker 8 (39:27):
Huh, that's a nice way to put it.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
So had to get to the hospital.
Speaker 7 (39:31):
When he drove.
Speaker 8 (39:32):
Hisself, had the lever right there on the front seat behind.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
City having a playmate cooler like the transplant guy's used.
Speaker 8 (39:40):
He didn't have his corner with him. He stuck it
in and dal earned heart.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Can well's he gonna be all right?
Speaker 8 (39:50):
Yeah? They say he's gonna be fine. Why the doctor's
got hurt putting his lever back into the hospital?
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Oh man, what what happened?
Speaker 8 (39:57):
Dropped it on his foot and broke three cold hard?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Well, tell me you're just japing me about this.
Speaker 8 (40:06):
Of course, I'm just japing Land over here in the couch. Uh,
I'm kidding. Always have that part about him going out
and having a beer. Well he done right? Hey hey
remember that roll of feeling you give me from your.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Trip to the landa right, yeah, man was talking about that.
You ever get that developed for you?
Speaker 8 (40:21):
Did? I got the good news and bad news and
really bad news?
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Oh no, all right, what's the good news?
Speaker 8 (40:28):
Well, the pitcher's coming real clear.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
What's a bad news?
Speaker 8 (40:32):
One of them is a picture of Randy with y'all's
toothbrush and shoved up.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
What's the really bad news?
Speaker 8 (40:42):
It's the second picture on the roll, And to that
one of y'all making him carry all your luggage to the.
Speaker 7 (40:48):
Check You.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Okay, hard Please tell me you're japing me again?
Speaker 8 (40:56):
Well, no, actually that time I said it's on here,
I mean o'liver lest.
Speaker 5 (41:03):
You.
Speaker 8 (41:04):
Yeah, well, well you tell them, I'm saying, uh here
not you mean y'all came straight up by bright.
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Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Rolling to your Friday, August of twenty nine with Velvet
Rodeo in a big show house new show Heartstrings, brand
new episode we mad last night, eight pm.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
That's over with me. You got it right now.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
They want you to follow Velvet Rodeo on their Facebook page,
the Velvetrodeo dot com. That brand new song they did
for the benefit concert Sounds of Freedom in Wilmington, North
Carolina next Saturday is up.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Right now, check it out right now, let's.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Play right today, it is beat the Band game only le.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
From Velvenodeo. Let's meet our contestant. We got John from Woodrope,
South Carolina. Good morning, John, Good morning, how you hey?
We are all good?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Very good?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Oh John, longtime listener? All right, goody graduated any of that?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
John? There for you?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
So what would do West Leah? Some questions? Some might
run over to Brian. But you agree or disagree. Get
two bells before two buzzers.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
And you win, just like we do.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Beat the bright All right, So, Leo, I don't know
if y'all have done much traveling in Canada.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
We have not, not yet, not yet.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Well, there is something that the roads in Canada, Like,
seventy five percent of the roads in Canada have this
in common?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Okay, what could that be?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
My guess is seventy five percent of the roads have
a Tim Horton's.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Donut shop, right, yeah, donuts and they're from Canada.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
So seventy five percent of the rose has one in
Canadian donut chops on it.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
There?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
What do you say there, John? You agree or disagreement?
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Agree?
Speaker 7 (02:35):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Man, I'm sorry, John?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Okay, you got me?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Hey, I'm the one looking at her.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
You know you're just.
Speaker 8 (02:47):
So.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Actually, seventy five percent of the rows in Canada are unpaved.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
They're raving money. I was gonna say because of the
tariffs they were unpaved.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
When that's a buzzer. Let us say when you get
a bell here, y'all.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
According to news reports, a fifteen year old was charged
with armed robbery after he pointed his pet at a
man and ordered him to hand over all his cash.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Lea, what was his pet?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I'm gonna guess a chicken?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
A chick chicken.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
You birds are meme sometimes and I used to have
some chickens that would chase me around the yard.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
So he pointed a chicken to guy said, give me
all yours.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
If it lays an egg, you can throw the egg
at him too.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
John, agree or disagree with a chicken?
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Disagree, And that was the thing to do.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
It was a.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Snake, a snake, a boa constrictor to do exact. Wow, right,
well he was afraid of chickens. We got a full count,
heading into the final question, which came first, the first
practical cigarette lighter or the modern match?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
What do you all think about death?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Looking at each other, I know you take this. I'm
gonna say that it had to be the match.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
It had to be the match before the cigarette lighter, okay,
John agreed to agree. Agree with that, sorry, believe it
or not. The cigarette lighter before the match eighteen twenty three.
(04:42):
There was actually a lighter even before that, but it
was fueled by by hydrogen and gasoline, so I'm not
very safe.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
And it was used by Wally Cody. I try not
to hold one of those up at velvet ro do
you those concerts?
Speaker 9 (05:01):
All right.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
There?
Speaker 7 (05:04):
Alright?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
John, will you hang on, buddy, We're gonna make you
happy before we hang up.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
All right, my man, go thank you?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
All right, hang right there, and Velvet Rodeo Brian Liam
appreciate y'all so much. I can't wait to get you back.
We would spend some quality time together. We'll get out
in the Booker branch and get back in here to
morning spend all right, love you meeting all right Velvet
Rodeo dot com.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
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Speaker 1 (05:39):
Side our time capsule for this Friday morning. Then twenty
minutes my TV audition.
Speaker 10 (06:15):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billie Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 11 (06:32):
Liberty flu I'm old and I hate poky Man Girl.
In my day, we didn't have no time wasting brain
rotten fantasy, chasing moron, fascinating, nud arousing, loser delighting, technological
tood squirt, nonsensor. If we had a mind to wander
(06:56):
around capture an ugly little misshapen, deformed freak with stupid names.
We didn't need a celliphone. We did it the easy way.
We went to a family reunion.
Speaker 9 (07:10):
Oh, it's finally here.
Speaker 11 (07:12):
The glorious age of stupidity is upon us. Instead of
creating important stuff like flying cars and women, who don't talk.
These geniuses had to use their college educated brains to
make Pokemon Go. They should have made worky Mond Go,
(07:34):
where those fat pasty face losers finally crawled out of
their parents' root seller to walk around looking for a
damn job and wardoff type two diabetes at the same time.
I'm looking for.
Speaker 9 (07:48):
Peak at you.
Speaker 11 (07:51):
You should look in the mirror and take a peek
at you, being a worthless second crack.
Speaker 9 (07:57):
Can you believe it?
Speaker 11 (07:59):
Grown men riskin life and limb to go hunting critters
that you can't even.
Speaker 9 (08:03):
Eat once you catch them.
Speaker 11 (08:05):
Huge herds of morons trampling each other to catch a
fat yellow monkey cat.
Speaker 9 (08:11):
On their damn phone.
Speaker 11 (08:13):
Whish they'd put the most important Pokemon someplace where it
would do some good, like about ten feet off of
the edge of a cliff Pokemon Go bah, more like
Pokemon Go, screw yourself. In my day, the only Pokemon
(08:33):
you got was when your cell mate was a Jamaican guy. No,
we used to play real games that didn't cost us
nothing but our human dignity, games like What's your mom Way?
And Swallow the Road, Apple Booker stacking and fotting in
(08:57):
the oatmeal and is your sister fourteen yet? But no
game was more popular and more dangerous than paint your
ass red and moon the Bull. It all started one
day when Rusty Puss Mutton set in a red paint
while we was painting the bard. Why he was doing
it naked is still a mystery, but there he was, buck.
Speaker 9 (09:22):
Naked with a big red hind ind.
Speaker 11 (09:25):
He was walking down to the swimming hole to wash
it off when Old Percy the Bull seed him. Percy
was half crazy with cow siphless, and it didn't help
that one of his horns had curled around and slowly
grown into the side of his head and threw his brain.
And when he saw Rusty's red butt, he popped a spring.
Rusty was pretty agile and managed to keep from getting skewed.
(09:49):
But before long we were all doing it. But we
were slow and stupid because we'd been in bread for generations,
and Percy gort us and stacked us like cordwood in
our guts like hillbilly bungee cords, and kicking our empty
stupid grin and skulls around the field like a cousin
loving soccer ball.
Speaker 9 (10:07):
Whoopedi Ding Dang Doodle, poodle. Look at me.
Speaker 11 (10:11):
I'm an ignorant hillbilly taught in a mentally challenged bull
with vedie to use my butt for target practice, slinging
us around by our guts like a Filipino yo yo master. Whoopee,
I'm a human shish kebob all, hailed Charles Darwin.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
And we liked it.
Speaker 9 (10:31):
We loved it. The closest thing.
Speaker 11 (10:36):
We had the pokey Man was when crazy old brewster
mctin nipple caught a leprechaun copping a squat behind old
Lady Friedaman's bond. The little fella's name was Finnegan. Oh,
shut your hold, and he was a pistol. Old Tinny
let him around on a leash looking for his pot
of gold. We all told him he was full of
(10:58):
the hooy, that it was just a knobby little munchkin
with lucile Ball's hand, but he swore to all that
was holy that it was a leprechaun, And sure enough,
two days later that little guma took him straight to
that pot of gold. And once Titty had the gold,
he didn't need Finnegan no more and turned him loose.
But it seemed Finnegan wasn't too keen about giving his
(11:20):
golden nest egg to some half with hay seed, and
took after him with a shelley. Tinny picked up an
axe and cleaveed that little redheaded maniac, cleaning too, But
those two halves turned into two leprechauns. Titty kept chopping
and the leprechauns kept him multiplying. Titty was out numbered,
and before long they tore him to pieces, totally toulin
(11:43):
as they did it, fearing retribution for their massacre, three
hundred bloodthirsty leprechauns roared the countryside, rendered us all limb
from limb, feasting on our entrails and our bloodlines.
Speaker 9 (11:57):
When extinct, and.
Speaker 11 (11:58):
All that was left of us to be remembered tightly
coiled piles of leprechaun duty. Yahoo, Wow, you hoo, howdy,
look at me. I'm a gold crazy leprechaun murderer, knit wit,
setting up everyone to be a sort off cannibal buffet
going to my eternal reward through the colon of a
mythological midget, laid to rest next to a pile of
(12:20):
poodle poop. Glory, Hallelujah, What a wonderful world. A buffalo Flopper,
I hate POKEMONO.
Speaker 12 (12:30):
Jun Boy and Billy all right can give a shout out, yes, sir,
hang up, buddy, that's my favorite of all time.
Speaker 10 (12:42):
Good morning radio, done right.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. Low
rahe my big TV.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
Audition, Purency. Your upix is John Boy reading for the
BC Powder TV spot. Okay, Johnny, no pressure, feel it out,
just relax and kind of have fun with it. Here
we go.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Take one BC Powder This powder form real bad work cut.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
Sorry, Johnny, that came out a little bit garbled. Let's
try it again. Take two.
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B C powders.
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Try them your own success stored now salt Johnny.
Speaker 6 (13:43):
Feel free to kind of put it in your own
words if you need to.
Speaker 9 (13:47):
B see Take player of pain and customers.
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Okay, but we really need to make sure that they're
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Speaker 1 (13:56):
For helping plain, relief, pain through it, doubt and on
the side.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
You know what, Let's come back to that one. Let's
see says here you're also reading for the bow Jangles
TV spot.
Speaker 8 (14:07):
Is that right?
Speaker 13 (14:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Okay, let's take a whack at that one. Bow Jangles. Ready,
take one.
Speaker 9 (14:12):
And now you can have breakfast in bread cut.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
You kind of bobble that one too. Let's let's go
again and take two.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Pick up a bow Jangles, Ace Peak Tailgate, pebble cut.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
I'll tell you what though, just jump out. Let's just
try the tagline.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Got it won't na to get you?
Speaker 9 (14:29):
Have you someund up.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Bobbitt got Johnny? Are you okay?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
In there had a bit bigger, big battle record.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
Okay, listen, take a deep breath, just just relaxed for
a second. Are you all right? I'm sorry, it just.
Speaker 9 (14:44):
Makes my go Toba.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
Okay, I'll tell you what. Let's let's let's loosen it
up a little bit. Let's just pretend you're at your
regular studio and you're just kind of opening up the show.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Good morning, a big show is on the radio. It
is Tuesday, Tuesday morning, November of the twelve. Hopefully welcome to.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
Okay, let's say there's a contest coming up.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Hang away you coming tell John boys you have at
the time, somebody's going.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
Win and you're throwing in a quick sponsor plug or
some kind.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Any qualified but you tell VI Virginia you say TV.
Speaker 6 (15:19):
Sorry I didn't get that last part.
Speaker 9 (15:21):
If that's onn't enough.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
Okay, he's gonna keep going better than better.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Bout of spots everywhere.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
Aheard slowdown, bettle auto potch stores have a ball? Is
that your partner in there? What is his name?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Anna can Scott Walker?
Speaker 6 (15:37):
Is it Billy?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Billy has a boo do?
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Yeah, Billy, could you kind of give him a read
on how that should.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Sound and available at better auto part stores everywhere? I'm
doing it.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
You know that's not quite it either.
Speaker 9 (15:52):
I don't I wasn't lighting.
Speaker 6 (15:54):
Okay, let's calm down there, guys. Why why don't we
take a little break for lunch?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Large play billows mouth Saint Helens, steaming ass, thousands into.
Speaker 9 (16:03):
Their feet into the air.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Oh boy, good morning, you got the big show on
the radio.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
More chance for you to win coming up after your
news weathers parts. I stand on the hill, but not
for a thrill, for the breath of a fresh keel.
And never mind the man who contemplates doing away with
license plates. He stands alone anyhow, Bacon the cookies of discontent,
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by the heat of the laundromn FM, leaving this soul.
Speaker 9 (16:40):
And then like in portraygo dot dot dot, you know,
kind of host set.
Speaker 14 (16:44):
Up, leaving his soul parting the waters of the Medulla
Oblonga with John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 15 (16:56):
You like that one, John Boy, it is giving.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Away time John Boys Wonderful Things Number one hundred and
fifty four He used all the complete set of official
Minor League Baseball trading cards featuring the two thousand and
three Charleston Riverdals. Very good, very good team that year.
Remember that to a picture of John Boy and Billy
and the the trading cards. I don't know if we
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got one going up to a little over twelve million,
lucky Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant Guard.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Sure we'll be cool, though you did, I'd be about half.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Yeah, that's why I know my lottery tickets for folks
as gifts. I'm not that big of a person.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Well, let's see who's gonna get all of these cards
and may end up with a fortune. The winner from Cosetta, Alabama.
Timothy Box, Come out, Timothy Box, win in a bunch
of guards. I don't like men to be Timothy.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
All right, we'll get that to you.
Speaker 13 (18:43):
Den.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Here you go, take that.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Next wonderful Thing number one hundred and fifty five, A
bracelet from Costa Rica.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
This in a little fishing fishing boxing. Little Costa Rican
kids that have those and edrun up to your bother,
you to your bot something of fum aw.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
So that's how you got it, That's how I got
it is so check it out the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Get your name in a hat and we'll meet next Friday.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
About this time, who words my Costa Rican jewelry?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
You know, oh pencil you in.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
I had a much better visual of you and little
buddy wandering around the jewelry shots in Costa Rica.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Look at the right, you go ahead, picture.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
A man Tom sword Son closer and closer him picking
every NFL game this year.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
He's up next, Big Show rolls on Good Morning. I
got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Coming up, we'll play our final rounds wordy word for
the big Old prize pack. So we'll do that in
Menace right now, of course every Friday.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
This time I'm in.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Tom Sowrenson joins us, and beginning next Friday, he will
begin picking every game in the NFL this season and
hopefully gonna have just as good a season as you
did last year.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Tom Morning body, good morning.
Speaker 13 (20:02):
Yeah, I would I'd like to think that last year
was the first and that each successive a year will
be better. But that's my hope.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
That call me all right, Well, Tom, we've been talking
about and of course last week the passing of Humpy
Wheeler Doug Doug Rice NASCAR segment yesterday he was there
talking about that and it was something that was very
close and special with you, Tom. I'll let you tell
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our listeners about it, please.
Speaker 13 (20:35):
In the Catholic Church, there's a rosary vigil the night
before a funeral and that's where they had the eulogy,
not at the funeral service, but at the vigil. And
Humpy's kids called and asked me if i'd give the eulogy,
and they said, if you can't do it, we can
get Felix abodies or Kyle Petty. I said, the natural thing,
(20:57):
get Felix abodies or Kyle Petty. They said, now we
want you to do it, and that that was really
one of the great honors of my life. And uh
so I did it. And just a couple of quick stories.
You know, if you read the old bit, Humpy is
this happy, smiling friend of the world. Uh he also
got angry. I mean, the guy's got a temper. And
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you know, let's say it's a business deal. Uh, you know,
the discussion can become an argument, and the argument become nasty.
And what Humpy might do is this, He'd say, let's
settle this the old fashioned way, and he roll up
his sleeves and he take off his rolics. Now, men
love roles, and if you take your if you take
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off your rollucks. You went planning, and Humpy wasn't playing,
and they tended to reach an agreement before they reached
the door.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Yeah, that's right. And and you said a lot of
people from the boxing community was there.
Speaker 13 (21:53):
They were there, and one of them brought a u
it looked like a championship belt and on the big
buckle it just said Humpy Wheeler World Champ. And I
thought that was pretty cool. But yeah, you know, they
weren't the guys necessarily wearing the suits. They just they
just showed up and they just wanted to be part
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of it, and they just wanted to thank Humpy for
his dedication.
Speaker 10 (22:17):
To that sport.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
That's awesome. But that's awesome, all right, Tom.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Well, every preseason, you say, feels longer than the one before.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
And I'm with you. On that buddy bof it. Finally
got through it.
Speaker 13 (22:30):
This one feels like the longest in the history of
the world. But yeah, finally it ends. And I'll tell
you what. I'm gonna save you guys time, and I'm
gonna give you the teams that will make the playoffs
this season, Oh, conference finalists and the Super Bowl winner.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
All right, thanks, all right, let's say what you got.
Speaker 13 (22:47):
In the AFC, this is the Buffalo's first seed, and
then Baltimore, Casey, Houston, Denver, Cincinnati and the LA Chargers
not making it Pittsburgh and the master of the hair
bun Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
All right.
Speaker 13 (23:05):
In the NFC, number one is Philly and then San Francisco,
which be surprised for some I think they're going to
come roaring back, Tampa Bay, Washington, Detroit, Chicago which and
not many people will have in Minnesota not making it
Green Bay, in the LA Rams and in the conference championships.
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In the AFC, have Buffalo beating Denver, and in the NFC,
have Philadelphia beating San Francisco. And in Super Bowl LX,
which I think is pronounced lex, I have Philadelphia beating
the Bills thirty two twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Wow, how about that big and Philadelphia went doing a
row here.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
Look how much time you just freed up for all
those husbands to do honey do lists?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Not the smart one?
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Well we got it.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Talk about our home team of Carolina Panthers, right, Quig,
what do you think about them trading Adam Feelin, my
favorite receiver back to the Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
Man.
Speaker 13 (24:09):
He's a great guy. He did so much work for charity,
but he grew up for a minute in Minnesota, played
college ball there, begin his career with the Vikes.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
He's very good.
Speaker 13 (24:20):
I mean, he runs patterns you could draw with a ruler.
And he was Bryce Young's favorite target. But they trust
their young guys, Carolina does. And this is going to
free up Jalen Cocher, who is the second year player undrafted,
and Jimmy Horns junior, who was the fastest guy on
the team and he was a late draft choice this
year out of Colorado. And they traded Thilan and a
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seventh and fifth Ron pick and got a fourth and
fifth Ron pick. And I thought it was a good
deal because it really shows the faith they have and
the young receivers.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
All right, Okay, let's see what about the cuts after
that's all over. We hadn't talked since all teams are
down to their fifty three roster.
Speaker 13 (25:00):
Now, well, you know, on every team, I no matter
who's listening, and no matter who they're a fan of,
there's one guy that people are going to say, oh no,
because he feels like theirs, you know, like their guy.
And even though he was the first year guy here,
it's a hunter Renfro. Renfro grew up in Myrtle Beach.
He was a walk on a Clemson became a star there.
(25:21):
He was a mid round draft choice, a man. He
was just tearing it up when he played for Vegas,
made the Pro Bowl. He caught an autoimmune disease and
missed last season, just lost a ton of weight, was
in pain and just tired all the time. But he
got through it and he came back this season. I
(25:41):
thought he looked good. He's twenty nine years old. But
again he was not in their plans. They're going with
the youth, and so they cut him, and I know
a lot of people are hurt. I saw him a
camp and I thought, man, this guy's back, and he
was good. And I think any other season he would
have made this team, but the Panthers have the best
receiving group in the league and it just wasn't room
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for him.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
So if nobody, so, I guess somebody can claim him
and pick him up. And if not, we can put
him on the practice team. So it'll still be here.
Speaker 13 (26:13):
I can't see him going on the practice qright, not
a foreign foot ball guy, right, but I do see
him playing for another team.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Okay, all right, we'll see what happens. All right, Tom,
Closer and Closer Boddy. Next Friday, we start picking my man.
Speaker 13 (26:28):
All right, that's gonna be great, man, thanks for having
me out, all.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Right, thank you so much as our man, Tom Sorenson.
All right, so the super Bowl this year will be
Philadelphia beating Buffalo. Go ahead and put some money down
on that turtlement A well, let's play our worthy word
one eight hundred big so please no gambling, as you told,
free Luck. Come on the cover contests play next good
(27:17):
Friday morning, and that's.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
A big show on the radio. And our feature track from.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
The make show bed Box hooyt Dever, he says he
was a liver harvesting victim.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
You know how he lies? Check it out the bed box.
Ken you word liver when you hit the Big show
dot com. All right, Letten do it.
Speaker 9 (27:37):
I went to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 8 (27:40):
Okay, we bear it.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
You worn't word a word. Let's meet the contestants. We
got Darling from Warner Robbins, Georgia.
Speaker 9 (27:47):
Good morning, Darling.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
Hi, y'all hear y'all talking to me?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
All right, then let's get it out for Serene. Darlene
the dancing machine.
Speaker 10 (28:03):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
We got Joseph from Vinton, Virginia. Good morning, Joseph.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Morning, Hey, morny.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Joseph about half wild about in venting Jackie tells me
Jos Tater and Joseph, John Boy and Darlene. You know, Darlene,
that Debbie my sister's middle name. Jackie r deb Darlene.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
How about that?
Speaker 7 (28:26):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
It's like we were meant to be yea, I know,
like kissing his sisters.
Speaker 8 (28:31):
What I heard?
Speaker 3 (28:33):
All right, I'm gonna quit right now.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
All right, So Joseph, Joseph and Taytor relax, me and
Darlene gonna go for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Let's see what we can do. Darlene. Oh, we got
four letter words, y'all. Four letter words.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Okay, I don't know about helps.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
We'll find out, Darlene, you ready, baby, I am ready, okay,
starting to clock. Now you got these on your eyes,
make them law and blink. I yeah, uh huh oh
though I've been working on the blank road where yeah
uh huh a minimum blank? You earn the minimum your
(29:15):
pay for four letters? That is your what the minimum
blank is? Two bucks and a half?
Speaker 3 (29:21):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Minimum?
Speaker 6 (29:22):
What minimum check?
Speaker 9 (29:25):
Minimum pay?
Speaker 8 (29:27):
No?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
No, go on, darlings, don't never work for that minimum?
All right?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
And he meant no, honey, no, so too.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
That's what it was without the long time. All right,
here we go Tayter and Joseph. By Joseph picking up
on that last one, darlings. The guys he didn't like
my sister, Okay, ready.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
Go are usually fast employees get paid minimum?
Speaker 6 (30:02):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (30:03):
Yep, you stand in blank waiting on concert tickets? Stand
in you turn the door blank to go inside?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Turn the door?
Speaker 8 (30:14):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
These are a kind of potatoes that you put gravy
on top of there?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
What yep?
Speaker 5 (30:22):
You h you set a mouse blank for them to
catch it? A mouse?
Speaker 9 (30:28):
You opposite up?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Well, alright, I'll put a six on the board to
take the lead six to two.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Darling, did that wage didn't get in your head, did it?
Speaker 8 (30:43):
I know it did not?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
No notice that.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Well, let's see what we can do, ah Darley, Let's
let's do it, all right, four letter words start the clock. Now,
this is a car during the race that the others around.
It's the blank car. Yeah, nast car na no, okay,
(31:11):
like like a four minute mile. You want to set
a fast blank to the race, you know if you're yes, hey, yeah,
Elmer's blank that whole stuff together.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Yeah, all right, you got to blank a no two
two four. Joseph Hardy has won.
Speaker 8 (31:32):
This game here six to four.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
But Darling, well.
Speaker 9 (31:36):
Made a little run at the end.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
I'm gonna get Jackie to give you another shot down
the road. I think we can we can do better now, all.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Right, baby, all right, thank you, long time shout out. Yes,
of course, go ahead to.
Speaker 7 (31:52):
My son James and my daughter Rachel and all five
of my children.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Darling, appreciate you and yours. Hang right down. Joseph up inventing.
Good game. You did it in one round. Your prize
back coming at you. Good morning. Got the big Shaw
on the radio.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
By request for John Boy Lisa M. Spicer out of Mooresville,
North Carolina. Lisa says him, we hear from Reverend Bill
Ray off the front of the road west where it stays, Lisen,
we got him coming up next.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Good morning, that's a big shaw on the radio.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Be request Lisa Spicer out of Mooresville, North Carolina. Here
you go, LISEA.
Speaker 7 (32:56):
Well, good morning there, young boy Billy, and good morning
all our beloved friends out there in radio land. As
there's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from his Sword of
Joshua Independent phot of Gosh put a pennacostial assembly just
off State Road twenty three on the frontage road. Friends,
I've been having some trouble with my car lately, so
I've seen quite a bit of that old unsaved mechanic
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down at the Buick Place. The other day. One in
there and he says, oh, Preacher, I told my brother
down in Georgia bout you. He sent you something out
of the newspaper down there. He handed it to me.
I'm looking at the headline was sacred name seen in
Avery Park family's shower tile. I said, oh, here we go.
(33:39):
Started reading the boy down in noon and Georgia was
taking him a shower one morning and had a religious
revelation right there in his bathroom. Says here, he looked
down and the swirling pattern in his stone shower tie
appeared to spell out the name Jesus. Well now says it.
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Called his wife and said, look, honey, I'm showering with Jesus.
Speaker 8 (34:06):
Says here.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
He was raised a Presbyterian, and he says he had
to think real hard before he told anybody else about
his revelation. Yep, that sounds like a Presbyterian man anyway.
Nick says, for now the tie will remain in the
shire stall, but the time may come when he decides
to put it in a place where it could be
(34:27):
viewed by the public. It's something special, he says. If
we decide it could benefit other people, we might do it. Oh.
Onebelieving Greece monkey kind of chuckle to himself, says, what
you hug about that, preacher? I said, well, I think
it's a bunch.
Speaker 8 (34:43):
Of holy fied horse markets.
Speaker 7 (34:46):
He says, what I thought you Bible beaters believed in
all them miracles and whatnot. I said, well, I do
when it's real. One's this here, ain't nothing but a
pigment of this fella's imagination. Because anybody that say, honey,
look I'm showering with Jesus, I perceive he ain't real active.
Speaker 8 (35:05):
In his church.
Speaker 7 (35:07):
And the picture they took for the newspaper, it don't
even look like it spells out Jesus to me. I mean,
if you close one eye and squint real hard with
the other and you can almost make out the j
and the e rest of it looks kindly like soap
scum prayers. I about had it with all this religious
relic nonsense. Every time you turn around nowadays, somebody says
(35:29):
they found a peanut. It looks like the Virgin marrier.
They got a door ding in the pickup truck in
shape just like Moses. Like finding the Lord is some
kind of sanctified game of Where's Walden? Have you ever
noticed with these so called miracles, it seems like the
tension always goes to the sharer tile or the door
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ding instead of the Lord. Oh but you can show
enough to all crowd with that mess. All kind of
folks will turned out to see Saint Peter face on
the side of a puff tart, you know who, because
they ain't got to worry about a puff tart. Tell
them it's time to turn from your wickedness. Hey, you
get all the thrills of religion when nobody ever calls
(36:11):
you a sinner? Well, ain't that convenient? That's why folks
watch on him so called religious drammers on television, Hollywood
holiness like you know, Highway to Heaven and Touched by
Angel and what not.
Speaker 8 (36:26):
Tell you what for?
Speaker 7 (36:27):
A bunch of folks is headed straight for hell. Hollywood
showed us love to talk about heaven, don't they now?
Speaker 8 (36:33):
Friends.
Speaker 7 (36:33):
Don't get me wrong, I believe the Lord's got the
part to make miracles happen anytime he needs one too.
I just don't think the shower stall in some Georgia
Presbyterians bathroom is a place to go and looking for it.
You know, I was just reading a real good book
on religious miracles just this morning. I recommended, Holly, you
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might have heard of it. It's called the Bible, and
the Bible says a wicked and adultorous generation seeketh after
a sign. Does that sound like anybody you know?
Speaker 8 (37:08):
Burn?
Speaker 7 (37:09):
The Lord does want to reveal itself to you, but
he ain't burnt into the side of some English muffin
that's up for sale on the e day. Come let
me tell you how to find a bill. This Sunday
morning at eleven o'clock a m at the Sword of Joshua,
Independent for Gospel Pentecostal Assembly, just off State Road twenty three.
All that, there's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins reminding you
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it's time to turn so you don't burn y on
boyn villa, y'all keep them straight up?
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Good morning man, there's a big shoulder radio. You like
this feature dry? Got a little bit box keywords liver man, Hello,
he's hot?
Speaker 8 (38:15):
Oh my life on a fire bed?
Speaker 1 (38:17):
All right now, man, j'all want better here?
Speaker 8 (38:19):
Why here you bring on? Hurry? No drubbing, knuckle dragon
heat hole looking?
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Oh not much? What y'all been up to lately?
Speaker 8 (38:28):
Well, I've been laid up in the bed over here
to trailer for the better part of a week.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Oh we're not getting a feeling better?
Speaker 8 (38:34):
Oh how sick? I had something felt like a cross
between mad Caroll disease and the chicken flu with a
bad case of the squirts.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Oh man, too much information on? But uh did Delbert
get it too?
Speaker 14 (38:48):
No?
Speaker 8 (38:48):
He never did come down with. He went out the
other night by myself and had him a beer twelve.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
How'd that go?
Speaker 8 (38:55):
No?
Speaker 14 (38:55):
I care.
Speaker 8 (38:57):
I don't want to say. He got kindly wild, but
he won't up the next morning in the bathtub, pull
of hide all nine one water, he'll die.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
No, man, now, don't tell me some cute girl slipped
him a mickey and stole his kidneys.
Speaker 8 (39:12):
No, she left his kidneys and stole his liver.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Uh, oh man, his liver?
Speaker 10 (39:17):
What?
Speaker 8 (39:17):
Whoa?
Speaker 1 (39:18):
What happened?
Speaker 8 (39:18):
Well, fifteen minutes later she brung it back. Got a
good look at.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
That was living not exactly in the showroom condition.
Speaker 8 (39:27):
Huh, that's a nice way to put it.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
So had to get to the hospital.
Speaker 7 (39:31):
When he drove.
Speaker 8 (39:32):
Hisself, had the lever right there on the front seat behind.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
City having a playmate cooler like the transplant guy's used.
Speaker 8 (39:40):
He didn't have his corner with him. He stuck it
in and dal earned heart.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Can well's he gonna be all right?
Speaker 8 (39:50):
Yeah? They say he's gonna be fine. Why the doctor's
got hurt putting his lever back into the hospital?
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Oh man, what what happened?
Speaker 8 (39:57):
Dropped it on his foot and broke three cold hard?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Well, tell me you're just japing me about this.
Speaker 8 (40:06):
Of course, I'm just japing Land over here in the couch. Uh,
I'm kidding. Always have that part about him going out
and having a beer. Well he done right? Hey hey
remember that roll of feeling you give me from your.
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Trip to the landa right, yeah, man was talking about that.
You ever get that developed for you?
Speaker 8 (40:21):
Did? I got the good news and bad news and
really bad news?
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Oh no, all right, what's the good news?
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Well, the pitcher's coming real clear.
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What's a bad news?
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One of them is a picture of Randy with y'all's
toothbrush and shoved up.
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It's the second picture on the roll, And to that
one of y'all making him carry all your luggage to the.
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Okay, hard Please tell me you're japing me again?
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Well, no, actually that time I said it's on here,
I mean o'liver lest.
Speaker 5 (41:03):
You.
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