September 5, 2025 • 40 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s Friday so we’ll load you up with our Friday favorites.. - Today's Playhouse finds Ricky B. Sharp and Lucy R. having trouble sleeping - thanks to a new neighbor.. - Hidden among the many things up John Boy’s butt, we’ll pull out some jokes about dogs.. - In honor of the return of football, we’ve got Tim Wilson’s classic, “Ricky Tidwell’s Mama”.. - John Boy gives away more of his “Wonderful Things”.. - Used cars are getting hard to find again - but we’ve got a solution for you - it’s Ike Turner’s Broham.. - Tom Sorenson returns to his crystal ball and picks the winners for this week’s NFL games..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
There's a Big Show on the radio only to you. Friday,
I featured track from The Big Show, Big Box, an
entur into the diary of Gary Busey a National Underwear Day.
We got three clothes and bad underwear. He words underwear
of the Big Box the Big Show dot Com, not
the Big Box at the Big Show dot Com. All
(00:49):
y'all figured out? Wait along with the truck that's way
these the blonde. We need a contestant, are you look all?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
We got one?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Is Michael from Where Shows South Carolina. Good morning, Michael, Hello, Aye, Mike,
Welcome buddy. We'll ask you of some questions. You agree
or disagree, Get two bells for two buzzers, and you
win a big old bulls.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Not all right?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
All right, I'm let's do it then?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Why she?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
According to researchers, the average American first experience is puppy
love at age thirteen. At one age will they first
experience real love?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Try telling a thirteen year old they're not really in life.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Oh my goodness, but.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
We're gonna go with the researchers. They're gonna say twenty five,
twenty five years old when they first experienced real love
After the falling in Love with a Puppy at age thirteen.
So twenty five, Michael, you agree or disagree with age
twenty five? You think it's twenty five? Two wove?
Speaker 6 (02:14):
Yes, sure you do.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Man twenty five. True love no, just true love No
seventeen Man seventeen. Yeah, that's when it hit me.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
Yeah, I wring to wrote a song about it.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I want to hear and here go all right, Well
there's a buzzer right there. Let's say we can get
a bell to keep his game going?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Here?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Which of these actual baseball night game promotions did not
end in a riot? All right? So two out of
three of these did end in a riot? One did not?
Is it a ten cent beer Knight, the Rock Paper
Scissors Night or C Scrap Metal Night?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Interesting enough, I've been to all three after and ten
cent beer night did not end in a riot?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Did not end in a riot? All right? So Tater says, Hey,
ten cent beer night? Michael agree or disagreed?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Well, if this was pick C, I'd go with C.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
But I don't think anyone to PRIs nobody of a
beer like Go with It.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
And Rock Paper Scissors Night because they wasn't using real scissors.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Or rock.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Right game, Michael, we go make you happy with a
nice consolation prize before we let you go. Buddy, appreciate
you playing with us this morning. Night. All right, We're
(04:00):
gonna do next one a minutes right now, it's your news.
It's on the other side of time capsule. And then
Bill Silver's one of them top ten.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
Can This is the award winning John Boy and Billy
(04:41):
Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 9 (04:52):
I've started answering my telephone of oh Man, like that
was like a service, like one of the many services
that you call the problem.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
For example, I'll call like on a Sunday afternoon when
ready knows I'm at the beach to check on my flight.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
See.
Speaker 9 (05:06):
I'll answer the phone by going, thank you for calling
too lazy to do it yourself.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Travel services.
Speaker 9 (05:12):
I'm sorry, but all of our all of our representative
is busy. You may choose from the following responses to
tell the representative you stupid.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Press one to choose you're killing men.
Speaker 10 (05:33):
Press two.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
To choose I told you this would happen.
Speaker 9 (05:39):
Press three, And then, depending upon what day it is,
I'll answer with thank you for calling too lazy to
install your own digital cable service. I'm sorry, but all
of our representative is busy at your house.
Speaker 10 (06:00):
Look, I'm right over there by the coffee table.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Thank you for calling.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Too lazy to put your home security.
Speaker 9 (06:08):
Yes, too lazy to call the home security monitoring service yourself.
He called me one afternoon. I swear he called me
to tell me that the sticker on his window was
bothering him.
Speaker 10 (06:22):
If our sticker is bothering you, press one.
Speaker 11 (06:30):
It's right there on the window, right where I look out,
or where a burglar would look in.
Speaker 9 (06:37):
Yes, have you considered taking, say, your fingernail and pulling
it off?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
I sway over there, cod fix it.
Speaker 9 (06:49):
If this is head low calling, press the pound sign
to add you dumb?
Speaker 10 (06:56):
Oh you Christopher Reeve, Yes.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Bubble boy.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
What it's so funny is because he knows why I'm calling.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
What's even funnier is he'll actually press a button for
one of the choices, and I know which choice it is.
Speaker 10 (07:17):
Okay, all right, what are we doing if you're calling
from a rotary phone? What in the world are you
doing at rafers?
Speaker 9 (07:25):
Okay, you're too lazy to press any buttons?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Please hold.
Speaker 12 (07:33):
Okay, all right, come on, get back to work.
Speaker 10 (07:36):
We're at work.
Speaker 9 (07:37):
The latest thing, this is it. The latest thing is
he's got discount coupons for a snack that he really
likes that he's too lazy to go to the grocery
store to redeem.
Speaker 10 (07:47):
And he's panicking because they have an expiration date that's
coming up at the end of the month.
Speaker 9 (07:53):
And for three days, I've heard nothing. But man, I
can't do nothing. I'm too stupid the grocery store and
use these coupones. And he'll look at me with those
eyebrows raised, waiting on me to go. I'll do it, Yes, Billy,
I actually have to go to the grocery store for.
Speaker 13 (08:10):
The COUPONEA if this was eighteen fifty, nobody you'd be
up there a white washing the fence.
Speaker 11 (08:16):
Nobody why the fence like you ready?
Speaker 10 (08:21):
Me and Becky Thatcher lost in the cave, nerve racking engine,
Joe run around of the lander. I tell you this
was gonna happen.
Speaker 12 (08:30):
Statements.
Speaker 10 (08:32):
Gee, I'm glad Mark Twain never met you.
Speaker 8 (08:35):
I knew somebody was going I knew it.
Speaker 9 (08:39):
Yeah, you've heard it too, Jackie. I'm surprised that you've
dodged the bullet already.
Speaker 14 (08:42):
You know what, almost volunteer, But you guys walked out.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Of the room.
Speaker 9 (08:46):
Yeah, we've heard it too many times. I knew somebody
he does that is self deprecating.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Yeah, I'm a student.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I can't nothing right.
Speaker 9 (08:57):
Yes, if I could just get to the grocery store, perfect.
Speaker 12 (09:02):
Cup for a week.
Speaker 9 (09:04):
And then I heard Billy say it's about to run out,
I knew.
Speaker 10 (09:07):
All knew it.
Speaker 9 (09:08):
Somebody was Oh man, I got stuff to do between
now and then.
Speaker 10 (09:13):
I just want to know.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Did you volunteer or were you volunteer?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (09:17):
I finally said, just get me.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
And I take it from it.
Speaker 9 (09:23):
I look at him and go, do you know how
much money you make?
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Do you have any idea?
Speaker 9 (09:30):
I'm going to go save like you know, two dollars
on the bond, bond and Crispy wafers.
Speaker 10 (09:37):
Saving money's making money?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Never mind that? Do you know what you pay me?
Speaker 10 (09:44):
Man can live on what farse of the cracks.
Speaker 9 (09:48):
A man does live?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Exactly?
Speaker 10 (09:55):
I don't like to voice you used from me.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Using it.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Five John Boy and Dilley and I must have spent
six hours last April on that ten forty form. Easy
my ass, Good morning radio, done right.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. Well,
it's always an honor to have our next guest visit
a true legend of the silver screen. This's welcome back,
Sir Alan Swan, lash.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
Me to the yard on you'll swine, you're not loosen.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
My top of his swine is me? John Boy?
Speaker 7 (10:58):
Behind me, John, I'm sure these blaggts what cold steel
fields like on God scatterup much. They seem to have
left run away, you cowards. Your fate is seals.
Speaker 14 (11:16):
So what brings you into the studio today, Senor Bonberchelli?
Of course I'm fresh out of the local pokey. Pardon
me for my rather indelicate aroma. I didn't feel it
was safe to shower with the one known as Lt.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Gray.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I spent the night in a gray Bar hotel.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Huh.
Speaker 15 (11:36):
Indeed, I can't believe that being naked in public is
still against the law.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Mister Swan, you can't just run around the city naked.
Speaker 15 (11:45):
That's what she said. The arresting officer was a lady.
Thank god she cuffed me behind my back. I could
have received several additional charges, like what assault with a
friendly weapon. I'll never understand the panic over nudity. Did
you know there's a National Nude Day in this country
(12:07):
on July fourteenth? Really, as God is my witness, and
in an ultimate irony, it's also National Tape Measured Day.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
But what do you expect from the government.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Well, I'm taking this as not the first time you've
been naked in public.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
My good man.
Speaker 15 (12:25):
Now have you know I'm a member of the International
Association for Nude Recreation. When I joined, they sent me
the official pin. I just don't know where a nudist
would put it.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Put it.
Speaker 15 (12:39):
Think of the benefits of working naked. When the boss
says I want to see your ass in my office,
you can easily accommodation, But trying to find a way
to eat that cute girl and human resources come in
naked when they walk around asking everyone to chip in
for something. You could say, I left my wallet in
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my pants, and of course no one will ever steal
your pens after they see where.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
You keep them. Well, you can't argue with any of that.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Ah, But no, de day isn't the answer for everything?
Speaker 15 (13:14):
Is how I lost my first wife, Yes, Margaret, she
walked in naked one day and I said, she said,
what turns you on more my pretty face or my
sexy body, I said, your sense of humor.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
You know I posed.
Speaker 15 (13:31):
Naked for a magazine once, although from the reaction I got,
I think the new standowner would have preferred money. These days,
I usually just drink wind decks when I feel like
taking my clothes off a wind decks.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Yes, it keeps me from streaking. In my younger days,
I used.
Speaker 15 (13:52):
To frequent nude beaches. It's always prudent to take precautions,
so I always placed a hat on my lap to
avoid sunburn. One day, a lady walked by and said,
a true gentleman would tip his hat. I said, madam,
if you weren't so ugly, it would tip itself. Now
I'm afraid I mustered you. I'm going to make a
(14:15):
much needed in person apology. Oh oh, indeed, you see
when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer, it's art.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
When I do it, I get kicked out of loads. Farewell,
dear hearts.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Ladies and gentlemen. Sir Alan Swan, the world's greatest doctor.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
I'm not an actor, damn, I'm a movie star. Pats
his hat.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Good morning, it's a big showld Radio. Hell are you,
Lindsay Plymouth.
Speaker 16 (14:52):
Here when I'm on this side of the pond, I
get my daily dose of culture and edification every morning
from these two delightful it's John Boy and Billy right
here on the big ship. You know, I hate to
break it to you boys, but where I come from,
you're all Yankees.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Who will?
Speaker 12 (15:10):
I thought it was funny away.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Good morning, it is Give it away time. John Boy's
a wonderful thing. Give him away number one hundred and
fifty five. The Costa Rican Peddler's bracelet got on one
of my fishing trips. Was little Coach rigging him. Kids
make you buy some They're mean his handmaid using Coco
(16:09):
Bolo wooden bees. I didn't know that until Randy looked
at up. So now let's see who's gonna have the
Costa Rican Peddler's bracelet without all the household? Best Spencer, Delhi, Louisiana.
(16:33):
Well ride, good work there, best to get you a
name in and who.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
What what ma?
Speaker 5 (16:42):
It's it's Spencer.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Best.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Jackie put his last name first, his first name lives.
I see, I was going to go is I've never
had best Best. I like it all right, so so
uh Spencer best. You are listening the first winner in
alphabetical order. So congratulations, you got the Coast Riggan Peddler's bracelet.
(17:12):
All right, we got it. Don't worry. Jackie will not
invert the numbers to your address. It goes all right now,
my wonderful thing, number one hundred and fifty six, a
commemorative September the eleventh Challenge coin. We will never forget
(17:33):
September eleventh, two thousand and one. Of course, anniversary of
that will be next Thursday, and we'll give this challenge
coin away, remember next Friday. He got it, all right,
we got it. It's up now at the Big Show
dot Com. You like that, get your name in the hat,
all right. Then Tom Sorenson picks every game of the NFL.
(17:57):
Here's the first weekend. We get them all to a
good start. In minutes, Big Show rolls on Good morning,
Big Shows on the radio. Coming up. Last round is
a wordy word for the week. I had t shirt
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lawyers who ride with Law Tigers. You'll never ride alone.
(18:19):
Click on the banner at the Big Show dot Com
right now, how well, we will not face another Sunday
without the NFL until February first, twenty twenty six, the
week before Super Bowl LX. This is our reward for
the long off season. Couldn't put it any better, mister
Tom sorens A. Good morning, buddy, finally here.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
And good morning. We earned this.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
He earned it all right, man? Soay you looking at it?
Ten networks? This season's gonna televise NFL games.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Yeah, you get the usual, and then you know you
have Amazon Prime in the NFL network. Netflix will tell
aby it's a doubleheader and Christmas Day. Peacock YouTube paramount
plus reporter who's all he does is cover the media.
He said that if you subscribe to every service this
is just for this season offers the NFL, it will
(19:13):
cost you eight hundred and sixty seven dollars and eighty
four cents. Wow.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Man, So because okay, you got net works, you got
ESPN and Amazon Prime. Wow, that's a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Man.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
So am I already spending that if I can watch
every game? That's hurtful. Why you offset the cost with
your big winnings. I'm want stepping up a little bit more.
And there's two dollars a game, So.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Hey, it's a good deal. Man. We get games Thursday, Sunday, Monday,
sometimes on Friday, Tonight and Saturday. Eventually it's the NFL
is giving it away.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Like you say, the world wants a peace of it.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Man.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Three games this season in England, one in Brazil, one
in Ireland, one in Germany, went in Spain and next
season Australia.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Mad that's something, all right? What else? Head coaches? What
I hit hit the highlights before we before we pick
him at the at the end of the hour.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Seven new head coaches this season. Last season there were
eight season before five season before that ten. So in
the last four years, thirty teams have hired a new coach.
And if you're wondering what happens to the fired ones,
they go on TV, they become coordinators, so they go
to Chapel Hill.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
So you got the coaches who stayed. Pittsburgh's Mike Tomlin
since seven, Baltimore's Hardball since wait, and in Big Raid
from Kansas City since thirteen.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
And I don't And if Tomlin doesn't win this season,
I don't think he'll be around for another one. And
he wins every season until the playoffs start and then
it's over.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
So what about Aaron Rodgers? Speaking of Pittsburgh and Tomlin, a.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Cool thing, man. They have a new coach, a no
nonsense guy named Aaron Glenn. It was a really good
five point nine defensive back. New coach this year. He's
ten days in the job. He asked Aaron Rodgers to
meet with him. Tells them basically, there's only room for
one Aaron on this team, and at the beginning of
the conversation tells Rogers he's fired. Rogers was furious. He
(21:28):
went on the Pat McAfee show and complaining about a
lack of respect. They what's really cool? Rogers signed with
Pittsburgh and Pittsburgh's main starting quarterback, Justin Fields, signed with
the Jets. You know some players after the game they
exchange jerseys. Yeah, these guys exchanged teams and they play
each other Sunday in New York. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
That is awesome, all right, Tom Carolina Panthers our first
game Jacksonville Jaguars, And they got a new coach down there.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Yeah, they got a guy, a good one. He is
Liam Cohen and he replaced Dave Connally's who is a
Panthers coach as Tampa Bay's offensive coordinator. But good mind,
Like I think canally Is does offensively. And I'll tell
you in the preseason, you watch Trevor Lawrence who was
(22:18):
so good at Clemson, and he is playing like Eton
college again. I mean, Jackson looks really good with the coach,
you kind of figured these guys out. Plus they drafted
Hunter the great.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Oh that's right, the one that go they can play
offense our defense. Have you heard? How are they gonna
use him like that?
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Yeah? I mean he is part he'll start a receiver
and he's part of the rotation at cornerback. Wow. And
uh yeah, Travis Center is gonna pay both.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Uh what about what the Panthers. I know you're gonna
pick this game. That was gonna pick all of them,
but uh, we we got our entire offensive line bag
is that? I think that's a good thing.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Yeah, their offensive line was good and they're off as
you know, came on strong at the end of the season.
But that the two worst defenses in the league last
year were Carolina and Jacksonville. And Carolina will have six
new starters Sunday and Jacksonville will have five. And you
know it makes sense as bad as they were, but
(23:18):
it's tough to integrate so many new players right off
the bat, and we'll see what happens.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
All right, Well, we'll get back up with Tom pick
the games, of course. Tonight Kansas City Chiefs are playing
the La Chargers in Brazil, as you mentioned. And you
say that game is free. Now this is on YouTube TV.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
It is, but they want everybody to watch, and so
you can buy the NFL package. But this one, this
standalone game, is free.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Okay, all right, And before you pick all the games,
I just want to point out that Week one is
the toughest week the pick winners. What you say, and
that was your worst week from last year, which was
your best season. So let's not kick Tom under the
bus if we don't have a good wine.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
It's so much fun, my banker will.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Alright, DoD boy, we'll talk to you just a little bit.
Let's play some wordy word and then we'll we'll get
the winners from you.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
All right, thank you?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
All right? One eight hundred big shows you told free
linacross America. Use that and if you can get a
win under your belt, we'll team up and play wordy
word next Good morning. There's a big show on the
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radio world until your Friday, September five. Feature track Wing
to make oh bed Box, a diary of Gary Busey,
Free Clothes and Bad Underwear, National Underwear, the the keyword
underwear the bed box. Gotta makeshow dot Com click out
on their contest. But you can't get to Michael. You
(25:16):
that's do.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
I went to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Okay, we war.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Let's meet our contessiants. They had the Mike from Glade Springs, Virginia.
Good morning, Mike, gon boy, all right, welcome in here, Mike.
We got Andrew from Cleveland, Tennessee. Good morning again, Drew,
Good morning. Oh right, longtime player, first time listener. That's odd.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I've never had that.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
So all right, sounds like you're the perfect teammate for
Tater there, Andrew. So you and Taylor on WUD team,
me and Mike on the other. All right, then, boys,
what kind of words? Were got? A pole pirie of words?
That means random words? Guys, random words? All right, Andrew
(26:12):
and Tator's relaxing. Me and Mike gonna put some points
on the board. You ready, Mike, it's her.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
All right, start the clock now, A wrench a hammer.
It's a type of.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yes, uh huh. If you're not alive, you are.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Dead.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yes, I am a radio blank. I run this program.
I am the what I have a co blank, and
I am the billy is my co blank? No? No,
when you throw a party, you are the host. Yes, okay,
blank your muscle so you can see it. I'm gonna
(26:51):
blank my muscle. Yes, good work on the flex mike.
We had a little problem on the host. I was
going radio there on you. But that's a four on
the board. Andrew and Tater, wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
That is weird. You've got some kind of.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Effect on your microphone. Did you push your button over there?
Of course you did.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Okay, No, it was Mary from the other room goes.
Your stuff is laying on the buttons.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Brry down the hall looks.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
I know he's rolled his That's fine. That's all right.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Here we are, we're ready. We're ready, okay, Tater, and Andrew.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
And hello miss Tater.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Okay, okay, ready go a grizzly a black.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
They all live in the woods. Yes, you you watch
the evening blank on TV. You you instead of credit,
you use this it never fail. Yes rhymes with it?
You burn wood, and then you have what yes rhymes
with it? You have this little hyphen in between names.
They call it a what you rhymes with it? You
(28:11):
get these little prickly things all over your body? Yep
uh you your cars run into each other.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
It's a what a crash? A crash?
Speaker 5 (28:22):
It was a crash?
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Many kind of getting them rhymes there, Mike, and kind
of spank is a little bit taking a lead by
two It is six to four.
Speaker 13 (28:33):
Sorry, we were messing around the beginning. Here's ready to play.
Got you try to figure out the working microphone? All right, Mike,
let's see what we're gonna do. Maybe we'll get some
easy words. All right, okay, all right, did.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Start the clock? Now you take a picture with a camera.
You have a blank bab yes, flash and rhymes with
a deep cut is a.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Rhymes with it? Jump in the pool?
Speaker 5 (29:06):
You make a.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yes, not rhyming. You will have one of these when
you're old, and it'll fetch your brain and you can't walk.
And also it's a golf a golf term. Too many
of these. What you don't have a bogey? Call the doctor.
He's having a bone. What do we do that, Mike?
(29:31):
We put a three on the board to take the
lead by one.
Speaker 9 (29:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
See how long this holds up? Yeah? There rash and
crash and I got a gash over here. All right,
I'm gonna quit complaining and hope Tater crashes.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
All right?
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Egs okay, Andrew and Tator ready go back to the
medical conditions.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
Not a hearder track?
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Time up?
Speaker 4 (30:00):
You lay your head down on one of these down.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Wow, there it is. I can't watching them more. Mike,
we came up a little short, buddy. I'm gonna get
jagging to give you another shot down the road. All right,
work brother, pank you giving a shout out? You go ahead.
Speaker 6 (30:21):
I won't give a shout out to my wife happy
and to a big show.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Well, all right, a happy wife, happy life works.
Speaker 7 (30:29):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Maybe I want to changed my wife's name.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
O madam.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Mike.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
I appreciate you and yours there, buddy and Andrew over
and cleave to look at you.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Man.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
You are a player. You deserve that big old prize,
but I hope you enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
I will say it's not fair.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
I do have my two year old and my four
year old in the car with me.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
That man help me.
Speaker 13 (30:53):
Work.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Look at daddy's shoing off. Hang on, Budy, Good morning,
got a big show on the radio, and we got
big requests for John Boy Luke and one of my favorites,
he says, I turn a Cadillac bro Ham. You got it, Luke,
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Something you'd like to hear you heard before on the
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Speaker 11 (31:59):
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been around since Tina moved out. So when the sun
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official blow torch fuel of Ike his own self. Oh yeah,
that there is a sound, that delictious country cooking.
Speaker 12 (32:59):
My brother, I kind of pro hand it's hog Heaven Baby.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio, and
haf rise. Seems like I've been waiting on this for
a while. Bringing back Tom Sorenson, one of his words reporter,
one of the best. He worked for the Charlotte Observer, chevern,
I are panthers. That's the inception. And last year, of course,
do we ever figure out how many years you've been
(33:51):
picking games here on the big Show?
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Tom, We tried and we failed.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Well, we do know last season was your best and
earlier I was saying, man, first week is always tough
picking the winners. It was tough for you last year
before you went on, but you said, actually the first
three weeks you kind of sunk it up.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Well, that's a good way to put it. I was
I knew stronger language than I was. I think I
was owing six after three weeks, and then it was
like players say, you know, suddenly the game slowed down
and I went on the best streak of my life.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
And of course the locks you know as well. Assume
we're gonna have your lock of the week and sometime
when you feel good about it, maybe a couple. All right, yes, silence,
hurr up out of that guy. Right, Well, here we
all y'all been waiting for a week. Number one. Georgia
(34:52):
had a game last night, but we got a Friday
game tonight, Kansas City at Los Angeles Chargers. But they're
actually in Brazil and the game is on YouTube at
eight pm Eastern. All right, you got it.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
I think Casey is gonna be really good this year.
I think my home's gonna tear it up. And I
think he starts tonight. Casey wins KAC in Brazil.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Alright, Sunday the one o'clock games, Arizona at New Orleans, Ah.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
My first lock of the week. Well, Arizona is favored
by six and a half, they win it by ten,
and they are lock number one.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
All Right, right off to bet Arizona de log all right.
We got the Carolina Panthers of the Jacksonville Jaguar.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
This is so tough to pick, but I'm going with
Jacksonville Jacksonville.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Alright. We got Cincinnati at Cleveland, Oh Battle in Ohio.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Yeah, those you know, those those kind of rivalries I
try to stay away from. But I think Cincinnati wins
it closer than most people think.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Well, how Cincinnati is gonna be, you know, kind of
waiting on them to take that next step.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
If they can play some d they can take it.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Then we got the Las Vegas Raiders at the New
England Patriots.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Drake May I tell you he is gonna be good
at quarterback out of Carolina and New England is gonna
witness one.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
We talked about Drake. We like him, so we can
do good this year. All right. Then we got Miami
at Indianapolis.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Another tough one, but I'm going with the underdog. I
like Miami to win it playing on turf and Miami
is just too fast to.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Miami on the road, all right. And then we got
the New York Giants at the Washington Commanders.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
Commanders are gonna start where they're finished. They're gonna take Actually,
they played the Giants playing pretty tough, but Washington.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
For one Washington TD. They got Pittsburgh Steelers at the
New York Jets and talked about that Aaron Rodgers. They
switched Quarterer bikes and those of the old way. I gat, wait,
what's having It's.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Gonna be a bad day for hair buns.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
And'll just win bad they were was.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
And then we got Tampa Bay at Atlanta in a
NFL South.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Man't you like Tampa Bay to win this one?
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Tampa Bay for the win. And then late afternoon we
got two four oh five games and two four to
twenty five games. San Francisco forty nine ers at the
Seattle Seahawks.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
Or forty is gonna be good this season and they
win this game.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Got Tennessee at Denver.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Like of the week number two. Denver is favored by eighth.
They win it by eleven. And there at Howmaiah second
and final luck okay.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Then Detroit at green Bay.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Man, green Bay is favored. You know, Detroit lost both
its coordinators. Uh, but there's still Detroit. They still Campbell's
head coach and game. But Detroit wins.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
That is Wild, so they're not expecting Detroit to be
where they were last year, Green Bay favorite. I'm sorry, Tom,
and I'm missed who you picked because I was thinking,
could Detroit anyway?
Speaker 3 (38:15):
Detroit?
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Okay? Then the last four to twenty five game is
Houston at the LA Rams.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
I changed this pick and that's usually bad luck, but
not this season. I got the Rams winning.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Oh right, backed off the Texans and take the Rams.
And then Sunday Night football on NBAC the Baltimore Ravens
at the Buffalo Bills.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Man, what a good schedule, what a good game. I
tell you, I like Buffalo, I like Baltimore, but going
with the home Keemp going with the Bills going to Buffalo.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
And then Monday night football Minnesota Vikings at the Chicago Bears.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Man, what a way to make your debut Minnesota. JJ
McCarthy plays his first game against the Bears on National TV,
and I think the Bears are going to win.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
In the upset Bears Minnesota. Well, there it is, and
two locks Arizona by more than six and a half
over New Orleans and Denver by more than eight over Tennessee.
All right, Tom, Buddy, enjoy the week in I know
we will, and we'll meet here next week.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
I know we will. Man, Thank you and enjoy the weekend.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Thank you very much, body and take day. Where we're
gonna put times picture. We put them on our Facebook page,
we do, okay, the John Boy Billy Facebook page. If
you weren't in a position to write them all down
like I was.
Speaker 5 (39:41):
All right, we'll also put them on the web page.
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Speaker 2 (00:26):
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y'all figured out? Wait along with the truck that's way
these the blonde. We need a contestant, are you look all?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
We got one?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Is Michael from Where Shows South Carolina. Good morning, Michael, Hello, Aye, Mike,
Welcome buddy. We'll ask you of some questions. You agree
or disagree, Get two bells for two buzzers, and you
win a big old bulls.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Not all right?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
All right, I'm let's do it then?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Why she?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
According to researchers, the average American first experience is puppy
love at age thirteen. At one age will they first
experience real love?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Try telling a thirteen year old they're not really in life.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Oh my goodness, but.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
We're gonna go with the researchers. They're gonna say twenty five,
twenty five years old when they first experienced real love
After the falling in Love with a Puppy at age thirteen.
So twenty five, Michael, you agree or disagree with age
twenty five? You think it's twenty five? Two wove?
Speaker 6 (02:14):
Yes, sure you do.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Man twenty five. True love no, just true love No
seventeen Man seventeen. Yeah, that's when it hit me.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
Yeah, I wring to wrote a song about it.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I want to hear and here go all right, Well
there's a buzzer right there. Let's say we can get
a bell to keep his game going?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Here?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Which of these actual baseball night game promotions did not
end in a riot? All right? So two out of
three of these did end in a riot? One did not?
Is it a ten cent beer Knight, the Rock Paper
Scissors Night or C Scrap Metal Night?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Interesting enough, I've been to all three after and ten
cent beer night did not end in a riot?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Did not end in a riot? All right? So Tater says, Hey,
ten cent beer night? Michael agree or disagreed?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Well, if this was pick C, I'd go with C.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
But I don't think anyone to PRIs nobody of a
beer like Go with It.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
And Rock Paper Scissors Night because they wasn't using real scissors.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Or rock.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Right game, Michael, we go make you happy with a
nice consolation prize before we let you go. Buddy, appreciate
you playing with us this morning. Night. All right, We're
(04:00):
gonna do next one a minutes right now, it's your news.
It's on the other side of time capsule. And then
Bill Silver's one of them top ten.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
Can This is the award winning John Boy and Billy
(04:41):
Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 9 (04:52):
I've started answering my telephone of oh Man, like that
was like a service, like one of the many services
that you call the problem.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
For example, I'll call like on a Sunday afternoon when
ready knows I'm at the beach to check on my flight.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
See.
Speaker 9 (05:06):
I'll answer the phone by going, thank you for calling
too lazy to do it yourself.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Travel services.
Speaker 9 (05:12):
I'm sorry, but all of our all of our representative
is busy. You may choose from the following responses to
tell the representative you stupid.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Press one to choose you're killing men.
Speaker 10 (05:33):
Press two.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
To choose I told you this would happen.
Speaker 9 (05:39):
Press three, And then, depending upon what day it is,
I'll answer with thank you for calling too lazy to
install your own digital cable service. I'm sorry, but all
of our representative is busy at your house.
Speaker 10 (06:00):
Look, I'm right over there by the coffee table.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Thank you for calling.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Too lazy to put your home security.
Speaker 9 (06:08):
Yes, too lazy to call the home security monitoring service yourself.
He called me one afternoon. I swear he called me
to tell me that the sticker on his window was
bothering him.
Speaker 10 (06:22):
If our sticker is bothering you, press one.
Speaker 11 (06:30):
It's right there on the window, right where I look out,
or where a burglar would look in.
Speaker 9 (06:37):
Yes, have you considered taking, say, your fingernail and pulling
it off?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
I sway over there, cod fix it.
Speaker 9 (06:49):
If this is head low calling, press the pound sign
to add you dumb?
Speaker 10 (06:56):
Oh you Christopher Reeve, Yes.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Bubble boy.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
What it's so funny is because he knows why I'm calling.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
What's even funnier is he'll actually press a button for
one of the choices, and I know which choice it is.
Speaker 10 (07:17):
Okay, all right, what are we doing if you're calling
from a rotary phone? What in the world are you
doing at rafers?
Speaker 9 (07:25):
Okay, you're too lazy to press any buttons?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Please hold.
Speaker 12 (07:33):
Okay, all right, come on, get back to work.
Speaker 10 (07:36):
We're at work.
Speaker 9 (07:37):
The latest thing, this is it. The latest thing is
he's got discount coupons for a snack that he really
likes that he's too lazy to go to the grocery
store to redeem.
Speaker 10 (07:47):
And he's panicking because they have an expiration date that's
coming up at the end of the month.
Speaker 9 (07:53):
And for three days, I've heard nothing. But man, I
can't do nothing. I'm too stupid the grocery store and
use these coupones. And he'll look at me with those
eyebrows raised, waiting on me to go. I'll do it, Yes, Billy,
I actually have to go to the grocery store for.
Speaker 13 (08:10):
The COUPONEA if this was eighteen fifty, nobody you'd be
up there a white washing the fence.
Speaker 11 (08:16):
Nobody why the fence like you ready?
Speaker 10 (08:21):
Me and Becky Thatcher lost in the cave, nerve racking engine,
Joe run around of the lander. I tell you this
was gonna happen.
Speaker 12 (08:30):
Statements.
Speaker 10 (08:32):
Gee, I'm glad Mark Twain never met you.
Speaker 8 (08:35):
I knew somebody was going I knew it.
Speaker 9 (08:39):
Yeah, you've heard it too, Jackie. I'm surprised that you've
dodged the bullet already.
Speaker 14 (08:42):
You know what, almost volunteer, But you guys walked out.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Of the room.
Speaker 9 (08:46):
Yeah, we've heard it too many times. I knew somebody
he does that is self deprecating.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Yeah, I'm a student.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I can't nothing right.
Speaker 9 (08:57):
Yes, if I could just get to the grocery store, perfect.
Speaker 12 (09:02):
Cup for a week.
Speaker 9 (09:04):
And then I heard Billy say it's about to run out,
I knew.
Speaker 10 (09:07):
All knew it.
Speaker 9 (09:08):
Somebody was Oh man, I got stuff to do between
now and then.
Speaker 10 (09:13):
I just want to know.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Did you volunteer or were you volunteer?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (09:17):
I finally said, just get me.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
And I take it from it.
Speaker 9 (09:23):
I look at him and go, do you know how
much money you make?
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Do you have any idea?
Speaker 9 (09:30):
I'm going to go save like you know, two dollars
on the bond, bond and Crispy wafers.
Speaker 10 (09:37):
Saving money's making money?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Never mind that? Do you know what you pay me?
Speaker 10 (09:44):
Man can live on what farse of the cracks.
Speaker 9 (09:48):
A man does live?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Exactly?
Speaker 10 (09:55):
I don't like to voice you used from me.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Using it.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Five John Boy and Dilley and I must have spent
six hours last April on that ten forty form. Easy
my ass, Good morning radio, done right.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. Well,
it's always an honor to have our next guest visit
a true legend of the silver screen. This's welcome back,
Sir Alan Swan, lash.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
Me to the yard on you'll swine, you're not loosen.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
My top of his swine is me? John Boy?
Speaker 7 (10:58):
Behind me, John, I'm sure these blaggts what cold steel
fields like on God scatterup much. They seem to have
left run away, you cowards. Your fate is seals.
Speaker 14 (11:16):
So what brings you into the studio today, Senor Bonberchelli?
Of course I'm fresh out of the local pokey. Pardon
me for my rather indelicate aroma. I didn't feel it
was safe to shower with the one known as Lt.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Gray.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I spent the night in a gray Bar hotel.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Huh.
Speaker 15 (11:36):
Indeed, I can't believe that being naked in public is
still against the law.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Mister Swan, you can't just run around the city naked.
Speaker 15 (11:45):
That's what she said. The arresting officer was a lady.
Thank god she cuffed me behind my back. I could
have received several additional charges, like what assault with a
friendly weapon. I'll never understand the panic over nudity. Did
you know there's a National Nude Day in this country
(12:07):
on July fourteenth? Really, as God is my witness, and
in an ultimate irony, it's also National Tape Measured Day.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
But what do you expect from the government.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Well, I'm taking this as not the first time you've
been naked in public.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
My good man.
Speaker 15 (12:25):
Now have you know I'm a member of the International
Association for Nude Recreation. When I joined, they sent me
the official pin. I just don't know where a nudist
would put it.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Put it.
Speaker 15 (12:39):
Think of the benefits of working naked. When the boss
says I want to see your ass in my office,
you can easily accommodation, But trying to find a way
to eat that cute girl and human resources come in
naked when they walk around asking everyone to chip in
for something. You could say, I left my wallet in
(13:01):
my pants, and of course no one will ever steal
your pens after they see where.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
You keep them. Well, you can't argue with any of that.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Ah, But no, de day isn't the answer for everything?
Speaker 15 (13:14):
Is how I lost my first wife, Yes, Margaret, she
walked in naked one day and I said, she said,
what turns you on more my pretty face or my
sexy body, I said, your sense of humor.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
You know I posed.
Speaker 15 (13:31):
Naked for a magazine once, although from the reaction I got,
I think the new standowner would have preferred money. These days,
I usually just drink wind decks when I feel like
taking my clothes off a wind decks.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Yes, it keeps me from streaking. In my younger days,
I used.
Speaker 15 (13:52):
To frequent nude beaches. It's always prudent to take precautions,
so I always placed a hat on my lap to
avoid sunburn. One day, a lady walked by and said,
a true gentleman would tip his hat. I said, madam,
if you weren't so ugly, it would tip itself. Now
I'm afraid I mustered you. I'm going to make a
(14:15):
much needed in person apology. Oh oh, indeed, you see
when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer, it's art.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
When I do it, I get kicked out of loads. Farewell,
dear hearts.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Ladies and gentlemen. Sir Alan Swan, the world's greatest doctor.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
I'm not an actor, damn, I'm a movie star. Pats
his hat.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Good morning, it's a big showld Radio. Hell are you,
Lindsay Plymouth.
Speaker 16 (14:52):
Here when I'm on this side of the pond, I
get my daily dose of culture and edification every morning
from these two delightful it's John Boy and Billy right
here on the big ship. You know, I hate to
break it to you boys, but where I come from,
you're all Yankees.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Who will?
Speaker 12 (15:10):
I thought it was funny away.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Good morning, it is Give it away time. John Boy's
a wonderful thing. Give him away number one hundred and
fifty five. The Costa Rican Peddler's bracelet got on one
of my fishing trips. Was little Coach rigging him. Kids
make you buy some They're mean his handmaid using Coco
(16:09):
Bolo wooden bees. I didn't know that until Randy looked
at up. So now let's see who's gonna have the
Costa Rican Peddler's bracelet without all the household? Best Spencer, Delhi, Louisiana.
(16:33):
Well ride, good work there, best to get you a
name in and who.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
What what ma?
Speaker 5 (16:42):
It's it's Spencer.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Best.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Jackie put his last name first, his first name lives.
I see, I was going to go is I've never
had best Best. I like it all right, so so
uh Spencer best. You are listening the first winner in
alphabetical order. So congratulations, you got the Coast Riggan Peddler's bracelet.
(17:12):
All right, we got it. Don't worry. Jackie will not
invert the numbers to your address. It goes all right now,
my wonderful thing, number one hundred and fifty six, a
commemorative September the eleventh Challenge coin. We will never forget
(17:33):
September eleventh, two thousand and one. Of course, anniversary of
that will be next Thursday, and we'll give this challenge
coin away, remember next Friday. He got it, all right,
we got it. It's up now at the Big Show
dot Com. You like that, get your name in the hat,
all right. Then Tom Sorenson picks every game of the NFL.
(17:57):
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week before Super Bowl LX. This is our reward for
the long off season. Couldn't put it any better, mister
Tom sorens A. Good morning, buddy, finally here.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
And good morning. We earned this.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
He earned it all right, man? Soay you looking at it?
Ten networks? This season's gonna televise NFL games.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Yeah, you get the usual, and then you know you
have Amazon Prime in the NFL network. Netflix will tell
aby it's a doubleheader and Christmas Day. Peacock YouTube paramount
plus reporter who's all he does is cover the media.
He said that if you subscribe to every service this
is just for this season offers the NFL, it will
(19:13):
cost you eight hundred and sixty seven dollars and eighty
four cents. Wow.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Man, So because okay, you got net works, you got
ESPN and Amazon Prime. Wow, that's a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Man.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
So am I already spending that if I can watch
every game? That's hurtful. Why you offset the cost with
your big winnings. I'm want stepping up a little bit more.
And there's two dollars a game, So.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Hey, it's a good deal. Man. We get games Thursday, Sunday, Monday,
sometimes on Friday, Tonight and Saturday. Eventually it's the NFL
is giving it away.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Like you say, the world wants a peace of it.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Man.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Three games this season in England, one in Brazil, one
in Ireland, one in Germany, went in Spain and next
season Australia.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Mad that's something, all right? What else? Head coaches? What
I hit hit the highlights before we before we pick
him at the at the end of the hour.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Seven new head coaches this season. Last season there were
eight season before five season before that ten. So in
the last four years, thirty teams have hired a new coach.
And if you're wondering what happens to the fired ones,
they go on TV, they become coordinators, so they go
to Chapel Hill.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
So you got the coaches who stayed. Pittsburgh's Mike Tomlin
since seven, Baltimore's Hardball since wait, and in Big Raid
from Kansas City since thirteen.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
And I don't And if Tomlin doesn't win this season,
I don't think he'll be around for another one. And
he wins every season until the playoffs start and then
it's over.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
So what about Aaron Rodgers? Speaking of Pittsburgh and Tomlin, a.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Cool thing, man. They have a new coach, a no
nonsense guy named Aaron Glenn. It was a really good
five point nine defensive back. New coach this year. He's
ten days in the job. He asked Aaron Rodgers to
meet with him. Tells them basically, there's only room for
one Aaron on this team, and at the beginning of
the conversation tells Rogers he's fired. Rogers was furious. He
(21:28):
went on the Pat McAfee show and complaining about a
lack of respect. They what's really cool? Rogers signed with
Pittsburgh and Pittsburgh's main starting quarterback, Justin Fields, signed with
the Jets. You know some players after the game they
exchange jerseys. Yeah, these guys exchanged teams and they play
each other Sunday in New York. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
That is awesome, all right, Tom Carolina Panthers our first
game Jacksonville Jaguars, And they got a new coach down there.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Yeah, they got a guy, a good one. He is
Liam Cohen and he replaced Dave Connally's who is a
Panthers coach as Tampa Bay's offensive coordinator. But good mind,
Like I think canally Is does offensively. And I'll tell
you in the preseason, you watch Trevor Lawrence who was
(22:18):
so good at Clemson, and he is playing like Eton
college again. I mean, Jackson looks really good with the coach,
you kind of figured these guys out. Plus they drafted
Hunter the great.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Oh that's right, the one that go they can play
offense our defense. Have you heard? How are they gonna
use him like that?
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Yeah? I mean he is part he'll start a receiver
and he's part of the rotation at cornerback. Wow. And
uh yeah, Travis Center is gonna pay both.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Uh what about what the Panthers. I know you're gonna
pick this game. That was gonna pick all of them,
but uh, we we got our entire offensive line bag
is that? I think that's a good thing.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Yeah, their offensive line was good and they're off as
you know, came on strong at the end of the season.
But that the two worst defenses in the league last
year were Carolina and Jacksonville. And Carolina will have six
new starters Sunday and Jacksonville will have five. And you
know it makes sense as bad as they were, but
(23:18):
it's tough to integrate so many new players right off
the bat, and we'll see what happens.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
All right, Well, we'll get back up with Tom pick
the games, of course. Tonight Kansas City Chiefs are playing
the La Chargers in Brazil, as you mentioned. And you
say that game is free. Now this is on YouTube TV.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
It is, but they want everybody to watch, and so
you can buy the NFL package. But this one, this
standalone game, is free.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Okay, all right, And before you pick all the games,
I just want to point out that Week one is
the toughest week the pick winners. What you say, and
that was your worst week from last year, which was
your best season. So let's not kick Tom under the
bus if we don't have a good wine.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
It's so much fun, my banker will.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Alright, DoD boy, we'll talk to you just a little bit.
Let's play some wordy word and then we'll we'll get
the winners from you.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
All right, thank you?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
All right? One eight hundred big shows you told free
linacross America. Use that and if you can get a
win under your belt, we'll team up and play wordy
word next Good morning. There's a big show on the
(24:54):
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(25:16):
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Speaker 5 (25:17):
I went to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Okay, we war.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Let's meet our contessiants. They had the Mike from Glade Springs, Virginia.
Good morning, Mike, gon boy, all right, welcome in here, Mike.
We got Andrew from Cleveland, Tennessee. Good morning again, Drew,
Good morning. Oh right, longtime player, first time listener. That's odd.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I've never had that.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
So all right, sounds like you're the perfect teammate for
Tater there, Andrew. So you and Taylor on WUD team,
me and Mike on the other. All right, then, boys,
what kind of words? Were got? A pole pirie of words?
That means random words? Guys, random words? All right, Andrew
(26:12):
and Tator's relaxing. Me and Mike gonna put some points
on the board. You ready, Mike, it's her.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
All right, start the clock now, A wrench a hammer.
It's a type of.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yes, uh huh. If you're not alive, you are.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Dead.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yes, I am a radio blank. I run this program.
I am the what I have a co blank, and
I am the billy is my co blank? No? No,
when you throw a party, you are the host. Yes, okay,
blank your muscle so you can see it. I'm gonna
(26:51):
blank my muscle. Yes, good work on the flex mike.
We had a little problem on the host. I was
going radio there on you. But that's a four on
the board. Andrew and Tater, wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
That is weird. You've got some kind of.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Effect on your microphone. Did you push your button over there?
Of course you did.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Okay, No, it was Mary from the other room goes.
Your stuff is laying on the buttons.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Brry down the hall looks.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
I know he's rolled his That's fine. That's all right.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Here we are, we're ready. We're ready, okay, Tater, and Andrew.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
And hello miss Tater.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Okay, okay, ready go a grizzly a black.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
They all live in the woods. Yes, you you watch
the evening blank on TV. You you instead of credit,
you use this it never fail. Yes rhymes with it?
You burn wood, and then you have what yes rhymes
with it? You have this little hyphen in between names.
They call it a what you rhymes with it? You
(28:11):
get these little prickly things all over your body? Yep
uh you your cars run into each other.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
It's a what a crash? A crash?
Speaker 5 (28:22):
It was a crash?
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Many kind of getting them rhymes there, Mike, and kind
of spank is a little bit taking a lead by
two It is six to four.
Speaker 13 (28:33):
Sorry, we were messing around the beginning. Here's ready to play.
Got you try to figure out the working microphone? All right, Mike,
let's see what we're gonna do. Maybe we'll get some
easy words. All right, okay, all right, did.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Start the clock? Now you take a picture with a camera.
You have a blank bab yes, flash and rhymes with
a deep cut is a.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Rhymes with it? Jump in the pool?
Speaker 5 (29:06):
You make a.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yes, not rhyming. You will have one of these when
you're old, and it'll fetch your brain and you can't walk.
And also it's a golf a golf term. Too many
of these. What you don't have a bogey? Call the doctor.
He's having a bone. What do we do that, Mike?
(29:31):
We put a three on the board to take the
lead by one.
Speaker 9 (29:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
See how long this holds up? Yeah? There rash and
crash and I got a gash over here. All right,
I'm gonna quit complaining and hope Tater crashes.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
All right?
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Egs okay, Andrew and Tator ready go back to the
medical conditions.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
Not a hearder track?
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Time up?
Speaker 4 (30:00):
You lay your head down on one of these down.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Wow, there it is. I can't watching them more. Mike,
we came up a little short, buddy. I'm gonna get
jagging to give you another shot down the road. All right,
work brother, pank you giving a shout out? You go ahead.
Speaker 6 (30:21):
I won't give a shout out to my wife happy
and to a big show.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Well, all right, a happy wife, happy life works.
Speaker 7 (30:29):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Maybe I want to changed my wife's name.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
O madam.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Mike.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
I appreciate you and yours there, buddy and Andrew over
and cleave to look at you.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Man.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
You are a player. You deserve that big old prize,
but I hope you enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
I will say it's not fair.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
I do have my two year old and my four
year old in the car with me.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
That man help me.
Speaker 13 (30:53):
Work.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
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a while. Bringing back Tom Sorenson, one of his words reporter,
one of the best. He worked for the Charlotte Observer, chevern,
I are panthers. That's the inception. And last year, of course,
do we ever figure out how many years you've been
(33:51):
picking games here on the big Show?
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Tom, We tried and we failed.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Well, we do know last season was your best and
earlier I was saying, man, first week is always tough
picking the winners. It was tough for you last year
before you went on, but you said, actually the first
three weeks you kind of sunk it up.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Well, that's a good way to put it. I was
I knew stronger language than I was. I think I
was owing six after three weeks, and then it was
like players say, you know, suddenly the game slowed down
and I went on the best streak of my life.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
And of course the locks you know as well. Assume
we're gonna have your lock of the week and sometime
when you feel good about it, maybe a couple. All right, yes, silence,
hurr up out of that guy. Right, Well, here we
all y'all been waiting for a week. Number one. Georgia
(34:52):
had a game last night, but we got a Friday
game tonight, Kansas City at Los Angeles Chargers. But they're
actually in Brazil and the game is on YouTube at
eight pm Eastern. All right, you got it.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
I think Casey is gonna be really good this year.
I think my home's gonna tear it up. And I
think he starts tonight. Casey wins KAC in Brazil.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Alright, Sunday the one o'clock games, Arizona at New Orleans, Ah.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
My first lock of the week. Well, Arizona is favored
by six and a half, they win it by ten,
and they are lock number one.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
All Right, right off to bet Arizona de log all right.
We got the Carolina Panthers of the Jacksonville Jaguar.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
This is so tough to pick, but I'm going with
Jacksonville Jacksonville.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Alright. We got Cincinnati at Cleveland, Oh Battle in Ohio.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Yeah, those you know, those those kind of rivalries I
try to stay away from. But I think Cincinnati wins
it closer than most people think.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Well, how Cincinnati is gonna be, you know, kind of
waiting on them to take that next step.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
If they can play some d they can take it.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Then we got the Las Vegas Raiders at the New
England Patriots.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Drake May I tell you he is gonna be good
at quarterback out of Carolina and New England is gonna
witness one.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
We talked about Drake. We like him, so we can
do good this year. All right. Then we got Miami
at Indianapolis.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Another tough one, but I'm going with the underdog. I
like Miami to win it playing on turf and Miami
is just too fast to.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Miami on the road, all right. And then we got
the New York Giants at the Washington Commanders.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
Commanders are gonna start where they're finished. They're gonna take Actually,
they played the Giants playing pretty tough, but Washington.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
For one Washington TD. They got Pittsburgh Steelers at the
New York Jets and talked about that Aaron Rodgers. They
switched Quarterer bikes and those of the old way. I gat, wait,
what's having It's.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Gonna be a bad day for hair buns.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
And'll just win bad they were was.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
And then we got Tampa Bay at Atlanta in a
NFL South.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Man't you like Tampa Bay to win this one?
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Tampa Bay for the win. And then late afternoon we
got two four oh five games and two four to
twenty five games. San Francisco forty nine ers at the
Seattle Seahawks.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
Or forty is gonna be good this season and they
win this game.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Got Tennessee at Denver.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Like of the week number two. Denver is favored by eighth.
They win it by eleven. And there at Howmaiah second
and final luck okay.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Then Detroit at green Bay.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Man, green Bay is favored. You know, Detroit lost both
its coordinators. Uh, but there's still Detroit. They still Campbell's
head coach and game. But Detroit wins.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
That is Wild, so they're not expecting Detroit to be
where they were last year, Green Bay favorite. I'm sorry, Tom,
and I'm missed who you picked because I was thinking,
could Detroit anyway?
Speaker 3 (38:15):
Detroit?
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Okay? Then the last four to twenty five game is
Houston at the LA Rams.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
I changed this pick and that's usually bad luck, but
not this season. I got the Rams winning.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Oh right, backed off the Texans and take the Rams.
And then Sunday Night football on NBAC the Baltimore Ravens
at the Buffalo Bills.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Man, what a good schedule, what a good game. I
tell you, I like Buffalo, I like Baltimore, but going
with the home Keemp going with the Bills going to Buffalo.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
And then Monday night football Minnesota Vikings at the Chicago Bears.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Man, what a way to make your debut Minnesota. JJ
McCarthy plays his first game against the Bears on National TV,
and I think the Bears are going to win.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
In the upset Bears Minnesota. Well, there it is, and
two locks Arizona by more than six and a half
over New Orleans and Denver by more than eight over Tennessee.
All right, Tom, Buddy, enjoy the week in I know
we will, and we'll meet here next week.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
I know we will. Man, Thank you and enjoy the weekend.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
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