October 3, 2025 • 39 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll load you up with all of our Friday favorites - plus a we’ll cut John Boy loose in out Karaoke booth.. - Today’s Playhouse takes us to a fancy department store where a man is shopping for an anniversary gift for his wife.. - John Boy gives away another one of his “Wonderful Things”.. - and Tom Sorenson recaps the past week’s NFL action and predicts the winners of this week’s games..
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good morning. That's a big show. All the radio really
to you Friday morning. Today's feature track went the Big Show,
bid box, cat bear goes deer honting. Keywords dear hunt,
hit the bed box at the Big Show dot com
here right now, it's time. I'm gonna beat the blonde.
This will mean my contestant Rebecca from Smith Station, Alabama.
(00:49):
Good morning, Rebecca, Good morning, Hey, welcome. All right, Rebecca,
we'll ask tell you some questions. You agree or disagree
if you get two bells for two buzz or as
you win? All right, all right, all right, Tanner. Archaeologists
tell us that it is the oldest board game in
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the world. What game is it?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Crazy?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
It is crazy that they found this, But they found checkers.
They found it halfway set up, but they found checkers.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Checkers were halfway set.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Up well, and I think they found it at a
prehistoric cracker brow.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Very specific, but the checkers board game, Checkers.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Checkers archaeological evidence. You agree or disagree, Rebecca with Checkers.
I agree with that. Good guess it is tic tac toe.
There is archaeologist good evidence supporting the claim that people
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have been playing tic tac toe since the first century BC,
before they even had x'es and o's. We didn't have
an alphabet. It's crazy. What did they do all, Rebecca,
there's a buzzer. Let's say we can get a bell here.
Tayer's statistically speaking, Wednesday is the most popular day of
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the week for a certain natural human phenomenon to occur.
What is it?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Natural human phenomenon? Yes, man, so many things come to
my mind. It happened once a week Wednesday, the week
hump day, a natural human phenomenon.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I'm gonna say childbirth, child, but oh, you're taking that
letter childbirth, Rebecca, I disagree. You disagree with that child?
All right, well, Tanner, I hope you're happy. But Rebecca, Rebecca,
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we're gonna make you happy for we hang up on Yes,
way we do it. Here'll beat the blonde, al right, baby.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Okay, Oh god, good game, buddy.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Wait a minute, hour, Tommy, your news on the other
side of time caps over this Friday morning. We's in
more laughs. Oh yeah, we do. This is the award
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winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's number
one export. Good morning the Big Shows all already. Thanks
old Pirate John for sending in some famous marketing screw ups.
Heard some of these, but some of them are new
to me. See if you heard these, Hey Pillars, boy,
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that is a marketing screw up acknowledging Jeff Pillars. That's
Adam number one movie guys. Hey, oh no movie boys
in town. Cool. Okay, I'm gonna act like I know
what I'm doing. Good morning, I'm broadcasting. Okay, hey, listen
to this. Now, listen to it all right. Cores put
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its slogan turn it Loose into Spanish, where it was
read as suffer from diarrhea. Yes, not too good. Scandinavian
vacuum manufacturer electro Lucks used the following in an American campaign,
nothing sucks like an electro lux got a catchy. Claire
All introduced the mist stick a curling iron into Germany,
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only to find out that mist is sl for manure.
Not too many people had used for the manure stick
like that. When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa,
they used the same packaging as in the US, with
a beautiful Caucasian baby on the label. We all know
the Gerber baby. Later they learned that in Africa, companies
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routinely put pictures on the label of what's inside, since
most people can't read. That's why baby oil Coldgate introduced
to toothpaste in France called Q the name of a
notorious porno magazine. An American t shirt maker in Miami
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printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope's visit.
Instead of I saw the Pope el Papa, the shirts
read I saw the potato, La papa the potato. I
tell you them guys on the These were augmented Pepsi's
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Pepsi slogan come alive with a Pepsi generation translated into
Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave. In Chinese,
Frank produced chicken slogan it takes a strong man to
make a tender chicken huh. It was translated into Spanish
as it takes an aroused man to make a chicken affectionate.
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That all about the Coca Cola name, and China was
first read as kyo ki law, meaning bite the wax
tadpole or be translated female horse stuffed with wax. Coke
then researched forty thousand characters to find a phonetic equivalent.
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Co khali. It translated into happiness in the mouth, all right,
So that was a lot better than what they had.
And finally, when Parker Penn marketed a ballpoint pen in Mexico,
its ads were supposed to have read it won't leak
in your pocket and embarrass you. Instead, the company thought
the word embarizar to impregnate meant to embarrass, so the
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ad read it won't leak in your pocket and make
you pregnant. John William Billy, Oh, Wow, Wow Wow up.
Good morning radio done right, Good morning, there's a big
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show on the radio. Lie, there's that call good morning,
big show.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy, and good
morning to all our beloved friends out there in radio land.
As there's a reverend Billy Ray Collins from his sword
to JOSHU were independent foot of guys put a pennacostial
assembly just off State Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Friends.
I've been having some trouble with my car lately, so
I've seen quite a bit of that old unsaved mechanic
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down at the Buick place the other day, that one
in there, and he says, oh, preacher, I told my
brother down in Georgia bout you. He sent you something
out of the newspaper. Down there, he handed it to me.
I'm looking at The headline was sacred name Seene in
Avery Park family's shower tile. I said, oh, here we go,
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start reading the boy down in Noonlan Georgia was taking
him a shower one morning and had a religious revelation
right there in his bathroom. Says here. He looked down
and the swirling pattern his stone shower tiel appeared to
spell out the name Jesus. Well now, says Nick, called
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his wife and said, look, honey, I'm showering with Jesus.
Says here. He was raised a Presbyterian, and he says
he had to think real hard before he told anybody
else about his revelation. Yep, that sounds like a Presbyterians anyway.
Nick says, for now the tie will remain in the
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shower stall, but the time may come when he decides
to put it in a place where it could be
viewed by the public. It's something special, he says. If
we decided it could benefit other people, we might do it. Oh.
Onebelieving Greece monkey kind of chuckle to himself, says, what
you hug about that? Preacher? I said, well, I think
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it's a bunch of holy fied horse mokey. He says,
what I thought you Bible beaters believed in all the
miracles and whatnot. I said, well, I do when it's realins.
This here ain't nothing but a pigment of this fella's imagination.
Because anybody that say, honey, look I'm showering with Jesus,
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I perceive he ain't real active in his church. And
the picture they took for the newspaper, it don't even
look like it spells out Jesus to me. I mean,
if you close one eye and squint real hard with
the other and you can almost make out the J
and the e rest of it looks kindly like soap scum.
Where's I about had it? With all this religious relic nonsense.
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Every time you turn around nowadays, somebody says they found
a peanut. It looks like the Virgin Marrier. They got
a door ding in the pickup truck in shape just
like Moses, Like finding the Lord is some kind of
sanctified game of Where's wald? Have you ever noticed with
these so called miracles, it seems like the tension always
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goes to the sharer tile or the door ding instead
of the Lord. Oh but you can show enough dark
crowd with that mess. All kind of folks will turn
out to see Saint Peter's face on the side of
a puff tart, you know who, because they ain't got
to worry about a puff tart. Tell them it's time
to turn from your wickedness. Hey, you get all the
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thrills of religion when nobody ever calls you a sinner? Well,
ain't that convenient? That's why folks watch on him so
called religious drammers on television, Hollywood holiness like you know,
Highway to Heaven and Touched by Angel and what not.
Tell you what where a bunch of folks is headed
straight for hell. Hollywood showed us love to talk about heaven,
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don't they now? Friends. Don't get me wrong, I believe
the Lord's got the part to make miracles happen anytime
he needs one too. I just don't think the shower
stall in some Georgia Presbyterians bathroom is a place to
go and looking for it. You know, I was just
reading a real good book on religious miracles just this morning.
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I recommended, Holly. You might have heard of it. It's
called the Barbo and the Bible says a wicked and
adulterous generation seeketh after a sign. Oh does that sound
like anybody you know? Friends? The Lord does want to
reveal itself to you, but he ain't burnt into the
side of some English muffin. It's up for sale on
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the eBay. Come let her tell you how to find
a thrill. This Sunday morning at eleven o'clock a m
at the Sword of Joshua, Independent pot Gospel Pennecostal Assembly
just off State Road twenty three all years, here's a
Reverend Billy Ray Collins reminding you it's time to turn
so you don't burn Yon Boy and Billy yah Yah,
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keep them straight up.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Good more than everybody there. You got a big shaw
on the radio, right, big shon radio. Ay, let's say
you any news letter sports.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
This is Spanky from.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
The Yellow Rose. You're listening to the greatest morning show
and recorded history of broadcast radio, John Boy and Billy
Big Show. How big is it? Bigger than my head?
And that's big.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
There? Yeah, o, b I read it and I pay
that taby a seat, dead beat.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
The way.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
It is John Boy's wonderful thing give away in time.
It is a wonderful thing number one hundred and six
that collectible Carolina Panthers post are creating for PSL holders
in twenty sixteen, back when we were good. No, just
let that lay there, and then Tom Sorenson Wolf we
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just laying there coming up. Hey, you've been talking to
his girlfriend out that this easy. Let's say, who wins
this Carolina Panther wonderful thing? It is mister Joe Wayley
from Mount Vernon, Indana. Joe, here, Carolina Panther posts are
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coming to inspire you on your door stepping and took
it in the house and wonderful thing number one hundred
and sixty. Keep it in the football ram Nick Saban
retired from Alabama and I got a Crimson in White
twenty twenty five fine art calendar portraits of the legend
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from national championship years. And I got three months left
in this year. So go ahead get it and enjoy it,
or you might just want to keep it for collectors.
It is unopen, it is very new, all right, did
your name and a hat for it? Alabama fans at
the Big Show dot com. I'm at Sarnson next Big
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Show rolls on Good Morning, Got the Big show on
the radio. Quick reminder, I bought Killer Bees has playing
the Collington Civic Center in Walterboro, South Carolina, just outside
of Beautiful Charleston, South Carolina, uh October the fourth, Tomorrow,
October the fourth, in Walterboro, South Carolina. Rare Chancellor, you
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ought to get to see Killer next weekend. He'll be
in Huntsville, Alabama, back down in his home state. All right,
and now broadcasting from his home state. It is our
NFL Friday Morning quarterback. Tom Sorenson, Good morning, mister Sorenson.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Good morning. I met Killbees. I met him and U
at green Room one time. A funny guy.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
He is a funny one, Isn't it all right? Tom? Well,
let's see what kind of week you had? All Right?
The week before you were twelve and four picking every
NFL game. Last week ten five and one for the season,
forty one, twenty two and one. We had a tie
last weekend on your locks, you won Detroit nine and
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a half versus Cleveland, they won by twenty four, lost
to Buffalo Locke. You were given fifteen and a half
New Orleans. What an upset man. Nobody's all that coming,
including me and you. They you or beat them by
twelve with a season three and three. What in the world,
I guess how even your great teams gonna have an
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off and off game.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Huh When I ticked him, yeah, oh got it.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I once stood out till you last weekend, Tom.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
I'll tell you the green Bay Dallas game. That was
a loaded game with Michael Parsons coming back and here
his Sunday night and green Bay's just dominate and then
sudden suddenly Dallas it's like they got bullet, Bob Hayes
and all those guys again, and they just they played
a great game that game over time, forty to forty
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and you could not turn it off. Man, I was tired,
but I stayed up till the end of it. That
was one of the best games of the season.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
I know. And how about that and ends in a tie?
So okay, well it's a push, so you get your
money back.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
I got that going for you and the other ones. Man,
I hate seeing guys get hurt. Like Lamar Jackson. You
know what makes them space. He's a good passion, but
what made what makes some specials. He's the best running
quarterback I've ever seen, better than Cam, better than Vic
and hamstring injury, and we don't know how long he's
going to be out. But you cannot replace a guy
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like that, You just can't do it. He died to
see him go on that great pass rusher Joey Boses
from SF. He is out for the season, and you
just every week it seems like guys that has fallen.
I mean, it is a rough game. And he has
said this before, but I've watched games from field level,
and the surprise isn't the guys that jump up every time,
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surprises that they don't. I mean the surprises that they do,
whether it's a rough, rough game, and when you play
an artificial turf, which unfortunately so many teams do, including
the Panthers, that just exaggerates the injuries makes him much
more likely. And I just hate to see that.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I know, man, I'm just looking at the records here
before you pick every game before we get out of
here this morning. Yeah, I was worry about Buffalo. So
Buffalo beat New Orleans in your lock about twelve, but
you had them needing to win by fifteen and a half.
So that was that deal. So Buffalo and Philadelphia, you're
two undefeated teams, but not anymore, Tayter, We're gonna have
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to look at this. That's so Philadelphia now is three
oh and one? Is that correct?
Speaker 5 (19:06):
And no? No, Suy silly and Buffalo both undefeated?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Okay, okay, I'm sorry you right, okay.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Sorry, now, I'm like you. Numbers are not my friend.
I just called Randy.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yeah all right, okay, good, yeah, yeah, they wasn't Philadelphia tied.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
It was.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
We just talked about that. Oh right, I got problems, Tom,
Please just tell me what to lay down on. See
how much easier it was when you couldn't gamble.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Truly, well, we would not be living the lifestyles.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Oh no, that's right man, you kidding me? I want
thirteen dollars and fifty last week? Why you could get
too big back? All right, well let's just get into
it then.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
All right.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
The important part time is gonna pick every game this Sunday,
all right, we will before we get out of here, Tom,
you hang on. We're gonna play worthy word right quick
and get us a request and get back to it,
all right, buddy.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
I will be there for you.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
You want? All right, Well, let's play wordy word one
eight hundred big show. You told free line we'll team
up and play next. Good Friday morning. There's a big
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show on the radio. I'll feure tracking the Big Show,
big boxyh you know what I'm seeing? Hell Cat Mary
goes deer hunting. He words deer hunt hit the big
bogs at the Big show dot com. Right now, let's play.
I had everybody's head.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
I buy the bed.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Okay, birdy word not a word a word. Let's meet,
I can tessence. We got Celeste from Molten, Alabama. Good morning, Celeste. Hello,
how I hello, awesome, welcome in here. Thank you, the
me and Celeste on one team. And let's say, hey,
the bou Regard hippie from Tupelo, Mississippi. Beauregard Hippie is
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that's you Ni Beauregard Rippy? Right, Regard?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
How do you feel about changing that to hippie.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Beauregard come here, boy? All right, we're rather do it.
Uh Okay, Celeste and Bo we got random words this morning.
Random words? All right, so Bo Regard Rippy you relax,
me and Celeste. We'll go for the first thirty seconds. Alight,
Celest just put some points on the board.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
You ready, I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Okay, start the clock. Now jump off that cliff. Don't
lose your what.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Balance?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
No, do you're gonna jump? Don't lose your You're on
my last what? Yes?
Speaker 5 (22:25):
What?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:26):
What are you?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
What are you looking at? What's that?
Speaker 4 (22:29):
I hit it?
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Okay, I'll write you a letter. I need to hear
to get a what blu? Yeah? Another word for that?
All right?
Speaker 4 (22:44):
My bad?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Celess, I don't know. Somebody hit a bell and Randy
had a weird look on his face.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
He said it and.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Okay, well, well that's why we have tylor okay, one
on the board. One, all right, taya and bo regard?
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Bowl? Yes?
Speaker 5 (23:05):
And go?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
All right? Do you do emails? No email? You need
a blank to my email? That means you right back?
You hit you hit this button?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Though?
Speaker 3 (23:17):
I know?
Speaker 4 (23:18):
I know?
Speaker 5 (23:20):
All right?
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Uh what what if I said.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
No?
Speaker 3 (23:28):
No?
Speaker 4 (23:29):
No?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
If you I reply, we're moving on all right? Hey,
this religion has a priest.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Oh there's a buzzer, all right, so he said Catholic
after the buzzer there, So all right, Well do y'all
didn't get one? That reply was kind of tough, wasn't
it felt? All right?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
So god you didn't get it? Golly up?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Your fault, both of us two to nothing, Celeste Leeds.
Anybody's game had done a round two here. All right,
so let's see what we can do. All right? Are
you ready? Okay? Oh, start the clock now? In basketball
you have five what on the court? Okay? Also yeah,
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all right okay. In business, you want to make a
what you don't want to lose money? You want to
make a pop?
Speaker 4 (24:32):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Uh huh okay.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
When you ask somebody to marry you, you what to them?
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Yes? Uh huh uh.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
This is like a box or another word?
Speaker 4 (24:42):
What is he?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
He boxes for a living? He's a yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
The opposite of stop is no out the girls.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
The last week we had.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
To put a five on that too, a seven score
and now some with you for the last two weeks.
Here we go, Bo and Tator seven will tie so
less and joy Oh yeah, okay ready.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
A dog?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
What is he doing?
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
This is you go blank a kite?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Go blank? Uh you take that?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Take this it's it's your your pills. They'll say, oh,
I gotta go take my blank. This is one thousand dollars?
Is one what what do you call it in slang?
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Brian?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
And yeah blank danger don't talk to him blank danger. Yeah,
the opposite of love.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Hey, hey at the buzzer. That was a six last
wins by one last. All right, less you hang on
in bowregard ripping. We're gonna give you another shot down
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the road. Bowl. We enjoyed that. I appreciate it. Appreciation.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
I'll have a good day.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
I gotta get to work money to Lynn. Whether I
don't give to the women, to give to the man,
get busy, good morning, make shows on the radack is
Buddy bou regarder hippy. I gotta get to work money
to make money to Lynn. What I don't give to
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the women, I'll give to the man. I like that.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Do you believe you got it that quickly? Me and
old Bowl on the same way, get two hippies.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
That's there.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
We got here for our bit request this morning ols.
Dennis Weddington out of Salisbury, North Carolina. Den says, like
to hear the beer run letter for bit requests. You
got to Dennis coming up next.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
It makes on the radio very quests from Mongo Dennis
Weddington other Salisbury, North Carolina. It bless with us all
the time. It is a bona fide classic.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Letter.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Oh, we get letters.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
We get your letters.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Aay, whatever.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Letter.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
That's why. What you've got to say love letters. It's
like the Musketeers and all of a sudden Roy jumps
out there to do the leading.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
I don't you.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
I read every letter that is mailed here to the
Big Show, and we appreciate you. You rest assured of that,
even though we don't get to all of them on
the radio. Okay, here's one.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
Open it up.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
There's a copy of picture of a mugshot of Jeffrey Newton. There,
John Boyn Billy. As you can see, you have received
another letter from one of your captivated listeners. I wanted
to write to let y'all know that not all prisoners
are mean and dangerous. Some are merely stupid. After reading this,
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you will probably want to call Jimmy Spencer and tell
him to look for a new nickname, because you have
found the real mister excitement. My story begins on a
beautiful July day in nineteen ninety five. I decided it
was too nice a day for work yet too hot
to fish, so I opted to relax in the air conditioning,
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watch them TV, and enjoy a few cold beers. Several
hours and about a case of beer later, I decided
that it was critical that I replenish my beer supply,
and I was not going to let such minor details
as not having a car or driver's license to term me.
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Someone was nice enough to allow me to use their
nineteen seventy six Dodge that had no tag, bald tires
and a six cylinder engine to make my beer run in.
Upon leaving the local convenience store, a police officer got
behind me and hit the blue light. As you may know,
large quantities of beer tend to raise the testosterone level
(29:52):
while lowering the intelligent question what I hear in the
typical male drinker. So I decided the race was on.
How did this go? You asked, Well, not too good.
A twenty year old Dodge with a six cylinder and
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ball tires is not the car of choice for this
type of activity. But I figured what I lacked in
horsepower I could make up for with my driving prowess,
And besides, you've got to run with what you brought
to the tours. I jumped out to an early lead,
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but my competition quickly closed the gap. He attempted to
pass me on the low side, but I successfully blocked
the pass and he had to fall back in line.
As we approached the turn, took the air off his spoiler.
No doubt, I lost it about halfway through turn one
and put her into the wall. Actually it was a ditch,
(31:08):
but it worked just as well. Ever, the quick thinker,
I decided that this would be a good time for
a foot race, so I quickly put Plan B into action.
How did this go, you asked, Well, being the beautiful
day that it was, I was wearing flip flops and
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this is not the ideal footwear for a race, especially
when the participant wearing flip flops is also drunk. At
the end of the foot race, I decided a wrestling
match was in order Slammere, but unfortunately for me, the
cavalry had arrived by this time and they entered the
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match without being tagged. As you can probably tell from
the mugshot, the wrestling match didn't turn out too good either. However,
I did feel somewhat vindicated after I puked in the
backseat of Dick Tracy's squad car. I really did. Now,
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two years later, I'm about to make it home from
my beer run. I have learned a few things from this,
and that is a never drive anything with six cylinders
and ball tires. Be always wear a good pair of shoes,
and see buy beer by the keg. You all keep
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them straight up there, love you mean it. Signed Dale,
Darryl Walter, Richard Petty, Rusty Owsenville, Irbin Gordon, Earn hart Smith,
Johnson Junior. Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
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Get him back in here, NFL. Find him on a
quarterback Tom's owners, Good morning again, Tom.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
Good morning again, John Boy.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
All right boy, here we are week number five. Already
the byes this weekend will not play these teams, the Bears,
the Falcons, the Packers and the Steelers are all off.
We talk with start with early Sunday morning, Minnesota. After
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a loss in Dublin, Ireland last weekend, is across the
pond to play in London, England, the two and two
Minnesota Vikings at the one and three Cleveland Browns. They're
letting Cleveland be the home team in London. So let's
get to it. Two and two Minnesota, one and three
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Cleveland in London, nine thirty am Eastern.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
Was it like tom idin Minnesota has an advantage in
that they have been in London since Monday. Another advantages
of the better team line is three and a half.
The Vikings win by a touchdown and they are my
first lock of the week.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Oh game jumping out with a lock right off the bus,
London lock, London lock.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Then we got the one and two Dallas Cowboys at
the zero and four New York Jets.
Speaker 5 (34:51):
For a Dallas if they had a defense. Their defense
is terrible with their offense is a lot and I
like them. I like the Boys to win it on
the road.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Then we got the two and two Denver Broncos at
the four and oh Philadelphia Eagles.
Speaker 5 (35:09):
Bore Denver look good on Monday Night, but it's just
tough to pick against the Eagles. They don't have to
do everything right. They have so much talent and they're
so tough. They win anyway, and they will win against Sunday.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Then we got the one and three Houston Texans at
the one and three Baltimore Ravens. I guess without Lamar
Jackson this weekend.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
Houston has a really good defense, but I think Baltimore
has enough offense and enough defense to pull it out.
I think it's a close game, but I think the Ravens.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Win the one. In three Las Vegas Raiders at the
three and one, Indianapolis Colts.
Speaker 5 (35:47):
Well, Indianampis almost won, almost beat the rams La. That
is a good team suddenly, and they will win this one.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Then they won. In three Miami Dolphins at the one
and three Carolina Panthers.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
For the Panthers were atrucious and but they don't win
on the road. Uh, Bruce Young does not win road games.
He's back home. Miami's not very good. But I'm gonna
pick Miami anyone.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Oh okay, gave us a little glimmer of hope they wanted,
like to remove hope. They won in three New York
Giants had the O and four New Orleans Saints.
Speaker 5 (36:31):
Man, this is this is just a bad game. But
somebody got to win, and I believe it will be
the New York Giants and the new quarterback.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Yeah dark, how about that brand new quarterback? Fans wanted him.
I didn't think it was no way they gonna throw
him in there and do anything. First drive, he scores
a touchdown, then wins the game. So maybe he's maybe
he's on the something there.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
He had a tremendous preseason. He may be the guy
they've been waiting for him.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
All right. We got four late Sunday afternoon games. We
started a three and one Tampa Bay Bucks are the
three and one Seattle Seahawks.
Speaker 5 (37:09):
It's tough game to pick, but I'll say Seattle is
good at home. It's a great place to see a game.
Tampa Bay's banged their own a little, and I think
the Seahawks pull us one out.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
The zero and four Tennessee Titans are the two and
two Arizona Cardinals.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
Nor Tennessee looks like the worst team in football. They
just cannot do anything and they're not going to win
this one. Arizona cruises at all.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
The three and one Detroit lines at the two and
two Cincinnati Bengals.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Bengals are another team that just looks beat and it
looks like they don't practice. That's how they play. Detroit
wins easily on the road.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
And then the two and two Washington Commanders are the
three and one l A Chargers.
Speaker 5 (37:56):
Chargers were upset in New York last week, but they
get it going again, and the Charges in this.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Room and then Sunday Night football, the two and two
New England Patriots at the four and o Buffalo Bills.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
Buffalo is favored by seven and a half and as
good as the wing that to look last week, there's
still a team that's coming together. Buffalo wins and double
figures and despite letting me down last week, they're my
number two lock of the week.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Going back to Buffalo with the lock, all right, and
then Monday night football one game the two and two
Kansas City Chiefs at the three and one Jacksonville Jaguars.
Speaker 5 (38:32):
Pew Well Jackson Jacksonville has a good defense. Tripper Lawrence
is not playing like the quarterback we saw Clemson and
Casey last week looked like Casey again. And sheef swing
this one on a row.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
She's on Monday Night, all right. Two locks. Minnesota will
beat Cleveland by more than three and a half and
Buffalo will be New England by more than seven and
a half. If you miss any picks, Stater, get them
up on the John Boyn Billy Facebook page. Work toime.
Have a great weekend, buddy, we'll meet up next week.
Speaker 5 (39:04):
Thank you very much. Everybody. Enjoy the weekend.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
You the man, Tom, get us a good start on it.
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here right now, it's time. I'm gonna beat the blonde.
This will mean my contestant Rebecca from Smith Station, Alabama.
(00:49):
Good morning, Rebecca, Good morning, Hey, welcome. All right, Rebecca,
we'll ask tell you some questions. You agree or disagree
if you get two bells for two buzz or as
you win? All right, all right, all right, Tanner. Archaeologists
tell us that it is the oldest board game in
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the world. What game is it?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Crazy?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
It is crazy that they found this, But they found checkers.
They found it halfway set up, but they found checkers.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Checkers were halfway set.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Up well, and I think they found it at a
prehistoric cracker brow.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Very specific, but the checkers board game, Checkers.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Checkers archaeological evidence. You agree or disagree, Rebecca with Checkers.
I agree with that. Good guess it is tic tac toe.
There is archaeologist good evidence supporting the claim that people
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have been playing tic tac toe since the first century BC,
before they even had x'es and o's. We didn't have
an alphabet. It's crazy. What did they do all, Rebecca,
there's a buzzer. Let's say we can get a bell here.
Tayer's statistically speaking, Wednesday is the most popular day of
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the week for a certain natural human phenomenon to occur.
What is it?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Natural human phenomenon? Yes, man, so many things come to
my mind. It happened once a week Wednesday, the week
hump day, a natural human phenomenon.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I'm gonna say childbirth, child, but oh, you're taking that
letter childbirth, Rebecca, I disagree. You disagree with that child?
All right, well, Tanner, I hope you're happy. But Rebecca, Rebecca,
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we're gonna make you happy for we hang up on Yes,
way we do it. Here'll beat the blonde, al right, baby.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Okay, Oh god, good game, buddy.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Wait a minute, hour, Tommy, your news on the other
side of time caps over this Friday morning. We's in
more laughs. Oh yeah, we do. This is the award
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winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's number
one export. Good morning the Big Shows all already. Thanks
old Pirate John for sending in some famous marketing screw ups.
Heard some of these, but some of them are new
to me. See if you heard these, Hey Pillars, boy,
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that is a marketing screw up acknowledging Jeff Pillars. That's
Adam number one movie guys. Hey, oh no movie boys
in town. Cool. Okay, I'm gonna act like I know
what I'm doing. Good morning, I'm broadcasting. Okay, hey, listen
to this. Now, listen to it all right. Cores put
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its slogan turn it Loose into Spanish, where it was
read as suffer from diarrhea. Yes, not too good. Scandinavian
vacuum manufacturer electro Lucks used the following in an American campaign,
nothing sucks like an electro lux got a catchy. Claire
All introduced the mist stick a curling iron into Germany,
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only to find out that mist is sl for manure.
Not too many people had used for the manure stick
like that. When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa,
they used the same packaging as in the US, with
a beautiful Caucasian baby on the label. We all know
the Gerber baby. Later they learned that in Africa, companies
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routinely put pictures on the label of what's inside, since
most people can't read. That's why baby oil Coldgate introduced
to toothpaste in France called Q the name of a
notorious porno magazine. An American t shirt maker in Miami
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printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope's visit.
Instead of I saw the Pope el Papa, the shirts
read I saw the potato, La papa the potato. I
tell you them guys on the These were augmented Pepsi's
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Pepsi slogan come alive with a Pepsi generation translated into
Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave. In Chinese,
Frank produced chicken slogan it takes a strong man to
make a tender chicken huh. It was translated into Spanish
as it takes an aroused man to make a chicken affectionate.
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That all about the Coca Cola name, and China was
first read as kyo ki law, meaning bite the wax
tadpole or be translated female horse stuffed with wax. Coke
then researched forty thousand characters to find a phonetic equivalent.
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Co khali. It translated into happiness in the mouth, all right,
So that was a lot better than what they had.
And finally, when Parker Penn marketed a ballpoint pen in Mexico,
its ads were supposed to have read it won't leak
in your pocket and embarrass you. Instead, the company thought
the word embarizar to impregnate meant to embarrass, so the
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ad read it won't leak in your pocket and make
you pregnant. John William Billy, Oh, Wow, Wow Wow up.
Good morning radio done right, Good morning, there's a big
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show on the radio. Lie, there's that call good morning,
big show.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy, and good
morning to all our beloved friends out there in radio land.
As there's a reverend Billy Ray Collins from his sword
to JOSHU were independent foot of guys put a pennacostial
assembly just off State Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Friends.
I've been having some trouble with my car lately, so
I've seen quite a bit of that old unsaved mechanic
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down at the Buick place the other day, that one
in there, and he says, oh, preacher, I told my
brother down in Georgia bout you. He sent you something
out of the newspaper. Down there, he handed it to me.
I'm looking at The headline was sacred name Seene in
Avery Park family's shower tile. I said, oh, here we go,
(08:47):
start reading the boy down in Noonlan Georgia was taking
him a shower one morning and had a religious revelation
right there in his bathroom. Says here. He looked down
and the swirling pattern his stone shower tiel appeared to
spell out the name Jesus. Well now, says Nick, called
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his wife and said, look, honey, I'm showering with Jesus.
Says here. He was raised a Presbyterian, and he says
he had to think real hard before he told anybody
else about his revelation. Yep, that sounds like a Presbyterians anyway.
Nick says, for now the tie will remain in the
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shower stall, but the time may come when he decides
to put it in a place where it could be
viewed by the public. It's something special, he says. If
we decided it could benefit other people, we might do it. Oh.
Onebelieving Greece monkey kind of chuckle to himself, says, what
you hug about that? Preacher? I said, well, I think
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it's a bunch of holy fied horse mokey. He says,
what I thought you Bible beaters believed in all the
miracles and whatnot. I said, well, I do when it's realins.
This here ain't nothing but a pigment of this fella's imagination.
Because anybody that say, honey, look I'm showering with Jesus,
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I perceive he ain't real active in his church. And
the picture they took for the newspaper, it don't even
look like it spells out Jesus to me. I mean,
if you close one eye and squint real hard with
the other and you can almost make out the J
and the e rest of it looks kindly like soap scum.
Where's I about had it? With all this religious relic nonsense.
(10:34):
Every time you turn around nowadays, somebody says they found
a peanut. It looks like the Virgin Marrier. They got
a door ding in the pickup truck in shape just
like Moses, Like finding the Lord is some kind of
sanctified game of Where's wald? Have you ever noticed with
these so called miracles, it seems like the tension always
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goes to the sharer tile or the door ding instead
of the Lord. Oh but you can show enough dark
crowd with that mess. All kind of folks will turn
out to see Saint Peter's face on the side of
a puff tart, you know who, because they ain't got
to worry about a puff tart. Tell them it's time
to turn from your wickedness. Hey, you get all the
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thrills of religion when nobody ever calls you a sinner? Well,
ain't that convenient? That's why folks watch on him so
called religious drammers on television, Hollywood holiness like you know,
Highway to Heaven and Touched by Angel and what not.
Tell you what where a bunch of folks is headed
straight for hell. Hollywood showed us love to talk about heaven,
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don't they now? Friends. Don't get me wrong, I believe
the Lord's got the part to make miracles happen anytime
he needs one too. I just don't think the shower
stall in some Georgia Presbyterians bathroom is a place to
go and looking for it. You know, I was just
reading a real good book on religious miracles just this morning.
(12:02):
I recommended, Holly. You might have heard of it. It's
called the Barbo and the Bible says a wicked and
adulterous generation seeketh after a sign. Oh does that sound
like anybody you know? Friends? The Lord does want to
reveal itself to you, but he ain't burnt into the
side of some English muffin. It's up for sale on
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the eBay. Come let her tell you how to find
a thrill. This Sunday morning at eleven o'clock a m
at the Sword of Joshua, Independent pot Gospel Pennecostal Assembly
just off State Road twenty three all years, here's a
Reverend Billy Ray Collins reminding you it's time to turn
so you don't burn Yon Boy and Billy yah Yah,
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keep them straight up.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Good more than everybody there. You got a big shaw
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Speaker 4 (12:58):
This is Spanky from.
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The Yellow Rose. You're listening to the greatest morning show
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And that's big.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
There? Yeah, o, b I read it and I pay
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The way.
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It is John Boy's wonderful thing give away in time.
It is a wonderful thing number one hundred and six
that collectible Carolina Panthers post are creating for PSL holders
in twenty sixteen, back when we were good. No, just
let that lay there, and then Tom Sorenson Wolf we
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just laying there coming up. Hey, you've been talking to
his girlfriend out that this easy. Let's say, who wins
this Carolina Panther wonderful thing? It is mister Joe Wayley
from Mount Vernon, Indana. Joe, here, Carolina Panther posts are
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and sixty. Keep it in the football ram Nick Saban
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twenty twenty five fine art calendar portraits of the legend
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from national championship years. And I got three months left
in this year. So go ahead get it and enjoy it,
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It is unopen, it is very new, all right, did
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Show rolls on Good Morning, Got the Big show on
the radio. Quick reminder, I bought Killer Bees has playing
the Collington Civic Center in Walterboro, South Carolina, just outside
of Beautiful Charleston, South Carolina, uh October the fourth, Tomorrow,
October the fourth, in Walterboro, South Carolina. Rare Chancellor, you
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ought to get to see Killer next weekend. He'll be
in Huntsville, Alabama, back down in his home state. All right,
and now broadcasting from his home state. It is our
NFL Friday Morning quarterback. Tom Sorenson, Good morning, mister Sorenson.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Good morning. I met Killbees. I met him and U
at green Room one time. A funny guy.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
He is a funny one, Isn't it all right? Tom? Well,
let's see what kind of week you had? All Right?
The week before you were twelve and four picking every
NFL game. Last week ten five and one for the season,
forty one, twenty two and one. We had a tie
last weekend on your locks, you won Detroit nine and
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a half versus Cleveland, they won by twenty four, lost
to Buffalo Locke. You were given fifteen and a half
New Orleans. What an upset man. Nobody's all that coming,
including me and you. They you or beat them by
twelve with a season three and three. What in the world,
I guess how even your great teams gonna have an
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off and off game.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Huh When I ticked him, yeah, oh got it.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I once stood out till you last weekend, Tom.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
I'll tell you the green Bay Dallas game. That was
a loaded game with Michael Parsons coming back and here
his Sunday night and green Bay's just dominate and then
sudden suddenly Dallas it's like they got bullet, Bob Hayes
and all those guys again, and they just they played
a great game that game over time, forty to forty
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and you could not turn it off. Man, I was tired,
but I stayed up till the end of it. That
was one of the best games of the season.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
I know. And how about that and ends in a tie?
So okay, well it's a push, so you get your
money back.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
I got that going for you and the other ones. Man,
I hate seeing guys get hurt. Like Lamar Jackson. You
know what makes them space. He's a good passion, but
what made what makes some specials. He's the best running
quarterback I've ever seen, better than Cam, better than Vic
and hamstring injury, and we don't know how long he's
going to be out. But you cannot replace a guy
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like that, You just can't do it. He died to
see him go on that great pass rusher Joey Boses
from SF. He is out for the season, and you
just every week it seems like guys that has fallen.
I mean, it is a rough game. And he has
said this before, but I've watched games from field level,
and the surprise isn't the guys that jump up every time,
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surprises that they don't. I mean the surprises that they do,
whether it's a rough, rough game, and when you play
an artificial turf, which unfortunately so many teams do, including
the Panthers, that just exaggerates the injuries makes him much
more likely. And I just hate to see that.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I know, man, I'm just looking at the records here
before you pick every game before we get out of
here this morning. Yeah, I was worry about Buffalo. So
Buffalo beat New Orleans in your lock about twelve, but
you had them needing to win by fifteen and a half.
So that was that deal. So Buffalo and Philadelphia, you're
two undefeated teams, but not anymore, Tayter, We're gonna have
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to look at this. That's so Philadelphia now is three
oh and one? Is that correct?
Speaker 5 (19:06):
And no? No, Suy silly and Buffalo both undefeated?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Okay, okay, I'm sorry you right, okay.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Sorry, now, I'm like you. Numbers are not my friend.
I just called Randy.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yeah all right, okay, good, yeah, yeah, they wasn't Philadelphia tied.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
It was.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
We just talked about that. Oh right, I got problems, Tom,
Please just tell me what to lay down on. See
how much easier it was when you couldn't gamble.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Truly, well, we would not be living the lifestyles.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Oh no, that's right man, you kidding me? I want
thirteen dollars and fifty last week? Why you could get
too big back? All right, well let's just get into
it then.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
All right.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
The important part time is gonna pick every game this Sunday,
all right, we will before we get out of here, Tom,
you hang on. We're gonna play worthy word right quick
and get us a request and get back to it,
all right, buddy.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
I will be there for you.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
You want? All right, Well, let's play wordy word one
eight hundred big show. You told free line we'll team
up and play next. Good Friday morning. There's a big
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show on the radio. I'll feure tracking the Big Show,
big boxyh you know what I'm seeing? Hell Cat Mary
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bogs at the Big show dot com. Right now, let's play.
I had everybody's head.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
I buy the bed.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Okay, birdy word not a word a word. Let's meet,
I can tessence. We got Celeste from Molten, Alabama. Good morning, Celeste. Hello,
how I hello, awesome, welcome in here. Thank you, the
me and Celeste on one team. And let's say, hey,
the bou Regard hippie from Tupelo, Mississippi. Beauregard Hippie is
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that's you Ni Beauregard Rippy? Right, Regard?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
How do you feel about changing that to hippie.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Beauregard come here, boy? All right, we're rather do it.
Uh Okay, Celeste and Bo we got random words this morning.
Random words? All right, so Bo Regard Rippy you relax,
me and Celeste. We'll go for the first thirty seconds. Alight,
Celest just put some points on the board.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
You ready, I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Okay, start the clock. Now jump off that cliff. Don't
lose your what.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Balance?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
No, do you're gonna jump? Don't lose your You're on
my last what? Yes?
Speaker 5 (22:25):
What?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:26):
What are you?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
What are you looking at? What's that?
Speaker 4 (22:29):
I hit it?
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Okay, I'll write you a letter. I need to hear
to get a what blu? Yeah? Another word for that?
All right?
Speaker 4 (22:44):
My bad?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Celess, I don't know. Somebody hit a bell and Randy
had a weird look on his face.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
He said it and.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Okay, well, well that's why we have tylor okay, one
on the board. One, all right, taya and bo regard?
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Bowl? Yes?
Speaker 5 (23:05):
And go?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
All right? Do you do emails? No email? You need
a blank to my email? That means you right back?
You hit you hit this button?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Though?
Speaker 3 (23:17):
I know?
Speaker 4 (23:18):
I know?
Speaker 5 (23:20):
All right?
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Uh what what if I said.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
No?
Speaker 3 (23:28):
No?
Speaker 4 (23:29):
No?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
If you I reply, we're moving on all right? Hey,
this religion has a priest.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Oh there's a buzzer, all right, so he said Catholic
after the buzzer there, So all right, Well do y'all
didn't get one? That reply was kind of tough, wasn't
it felt? All right?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
So god you didn't get it? Golly up?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Your fault, both of us two to nothing, Celeste Leeds.
Anybody's game had done a round two here. All right,
so let's see what we can do. All right? Are
you ready? Okay? Oh, start the clock now? In basketball
you have five what on the court? Okay? Also yeah,
(24:26):
all right okay. In business, you want to make a
what you don't want to lose money? You want to
make a pop?
Speaker 4 (24:32):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Uh huh okay.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
When you ask somebody to marry you, you what to them?
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Yes? Uh huh uh.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
This is like a box or another word?
Speaker 4 (24:42):
What is he?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
He boxes for a living? He's a yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
The opposite of stop is no out the girls.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
The last week we had.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
To put a five on that too, a seven score
and now some with you for the last two weeks.
Here we go, Bo and Tator seven will tie so
less and joy Oh yeah, okay ready.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
A dog?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
What is he doing?
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
This is you go blank a kite?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Go blank? Uh you take that?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Take this it's it's your your pills. They'll say, oh,
I gotta go take my blank. This is one thousand dollars?
Is one what what do you call it in slang?
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Brian?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
And yeah blank danger don't talk to him blank danger. Yeah,
the opposite of love.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Hey, hey at the buzzer. That was a six last
wins by one last. All right, less you hang on
in bowregard ripping. We're gonna give you another shot down
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the road. Bowl. We enjoyed that. I appreciate it. Appreciation.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
I'll have a good day.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
I gotta get to work money to Lynn. Whether I
don't give to the women, to give to the man,
get busy, good morning, make shows on the radack is
Buddy bou regarder hippy. I gotta get to work money
to make money to Lynn. What I don't give to
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the women, I'll give to the man. I like that.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Do you believe you got it that quickly? Me and
old Bowl on the same way, get two hippies.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
That's there.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
We got here for our bit request this morning ols.
Dennis Weddington out of Salisbury, North Carolina. Den says, like
to hear the beer run letter for bit requests. You
got to Dennis coming up next.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
It makes on the radio very quests from Mongo Dennis
Weddington other Salisbury, North Carolina. It bless with us all
the time. It is a bona fide classic.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Letter.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Oh, we get letters.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
We get your letters.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Aay, whatever.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Letter.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
That's why. What you've got to say love letters. It's
like the Musketeers and all of a sudden Roy jumps
out there to do the leading.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
I don't you.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
I read every letter that is mailed here to the
Big Show, and we appreciate you. You rest assured of that,
even though we don't get to all of them on
the radio. Okay, here's one.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
Open it up.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
There's a copy of picture of a mugshot of Jeffrey Newton. There,
John Boyn Billy. As you can see, you have received
another letter from one of your captivated listeners. I wanted
to write to let y'all know that not all prisoners
are mean and dangerous. Some are merely stupid. After reading this,
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you will probably want to call Jimmy Spencer and tell
him to look for a new nickname, because you have
found the real mister excitement. My story begins on a
beautiful July day in nineteen ninety five. I decided it
was too nice a day for work yet too hot
to fish, so I opted to relax in the air conditioning,
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watch them TV, and enjoy a few cold beers. Several
hours and about a case of beer later, I decided
that it was critical that I replenish my beer supply,
and I was not going to let such minor details
as not having a car or driver's license to term me.
(29:28):
Someone was nice enough to allow me to use their
nineteen seventy six Dodge that had no tag, bald tires
and a six cylinder engine to make my beer run in.
Upon leaving the local convenience store, a police officer got
behind me and hit the blue light. As you may know,
large quantities of beer tend to raise the testosterone level
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while lowering the intelligent question what I hear in the
typical male drinker. So I decided the race was on.
How did this go? You asked, Well, not too good.
A twenty year old Dodge with a six cylinder and
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ball tires is not the car of choice for this
type of activity. But I figured what I lacked in
horsepower I could make up for with my driving prowess,
And besides, you've got to run with what you brought
to the tours. I jumped out to an early lead,
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but my competition quickly closed the gap. He attempted to
pass me on the low side, but I successfully blocked
the pass and he had to fall back in line.
As we approached the turn, took the air off his spoiler.
No doubt, I lost it about halfway through turn one
and put her into the wall. Actually it was a ditch,
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but it worked just as well. Ever, the quick thinker,
I decided that this would be a good time for
a foot race, so I quickly put Plan B into action.
How did this go, you asked, Well, being the beautiful
day that it was, I was wearing flip flops and
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this is not the ideal footwear for a race, especially
when the participant wearing flip flops is also drunk. At
the end of the foot race, I decided a wrestling
match was in order Slammere, but unfortunately for me, the
cavalry had arrived by this time and they entered the
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match without being tagged. As you can probably tell from
the mugshot, the wrestling match didn't turn out too good either. However,
I did feel somewhat vindicated after I puked in the
backseat of Dick Tracy's squad car. I really did. Now,
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two years later, I'm about to make it home from
my beer run. I have learned a few things from this,
and that is a never drive anything with six cylinders
and ball tires. Be always wear a good pair of shoes,
and see buy beer by the keg. You all keep
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them straight up there, love you mean it. Signed Dale,
Darryl Walter, Richard Petty, Rusty Owsenville, Irbin Gordon, Earn hart Smith,
Johnson Junior. Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
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Get him back in here, NFL. Find him on a
quarterback Tom's owners, Good morning again, Tom.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
Good morning again, John Boy.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
All right boy, here we are week number five. Already
the byes this weekend will not play these teams, the Bears,
the Falcons, the Packers and the Steelers are all off.
We talk with start with early Sunday morning, Minnesota. After
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a loss in Dublin, Ireland last weekend, is across the
pond to play in London, England, the two and two
Minnesota Vikings at the one and three Cleveland Browns. They're
letting Cleveland be the home team in London. So let's
get to it. Two and two Minnesota, one and three
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Cleveland in London, nine thirty am Eastern.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
Was it like tom idin Minnesota has an advantage in
that they have been in London since Monday. Another advantages
of the better team line is three and a half.
The Vikings win by a touchdown and they are my
first lock of the week.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Oh game jumping out with a lock right off the bus,
London lock, London lock.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Then we got the one and two Dallas Cowboys at
the zero and four New York Jets.
Speaker 5 (34:51):
For a Dallas if they had a defense. Their defense
is terrible with their offense is a lot and I
like them. I like the Boys to win it on
the road.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Then we got the two and two Denver Broncos at
the four and oh Philadelphia Eagles.
Speaker 5 (35:09):
Bore Denver look good on Monday Night, but it's just
tough to pick against the Eagles. They don't have to
do everything right. They have so much talent and they're
so tough. They win anyway, and they will win against Sunday.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Then we got the one and three Houston Texans at
the one and three Baltimore Ravens. I guess without Lamar
Jackson this weekend.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
Houston has a really good defense, but I think Baltimore
has enough offense and enough defense to pull it out.
I think it's a close game, but I think the Ravens.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Win the one. In three Las Vegas Raiders at the
three and one, Indianapolis Colts.
Speaker 5 (35:47):
Well, Indianampis almost won, almost beat the rams La. That
is a good team suddenly, and they will win this one.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Then they won. In three Miami Dolphins at the one
and three Carolina Panthers.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
For the Panthers were atrucious and but they don't win
on the road. Uh, Bruce Young does not win road games.
He's back home. Miami's not very good. But I'm gonna
pick Miami anyone.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Oh okay, gave us a little glimmer of hope they wanted,
like to remove hope. They won in three New York
Giants had the O and four New Orleans Saints.
Speaker 5 (36:31):
Man, this is this is just a bad game. But
somebody got to win, and I believe it will be
the New York Giants and the new quarterback.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Yeah dark, how about that brand new quarterback? Fans wanted him.
I didn't think it was no way they gonna throw
him in there and do anything. First drive, he scores
a touchdown, then wins the game. So maybe he's maybe
he's on the something there.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
He had a tremendous preseason. He may be the guy
they've been waiting for him.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
All right. We got four late Sunday afternoon games. We
started a three and one Tampa Bay Bucks are the
three and one Seattle Seahawks.
Speaker 5 (37:09):
It's tough game to pick, but I'll say Seattle is
good at home. It's a great place to see a game.
Tampa Bay's banged their own a little, and I think
the Seahawks pull us one out.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
The zero and four Tennessee Titans are the two and
two Arizona Cardinals.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
Nor Tennessee looks like the worst team in football. They
just cannot do anything and they're not going to win
this one. Arizona cruises at all.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
The three and one Detroit lines at the two and
two Cincinnati Bengals.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Bengals are another team that just looks beat and it
looks like they don't practice. That's how they play. Detroit
wins easily on the road.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
And then the two and two Washington Commanders are the
three and one l A Chargers.
Speaker 5 (37:56):
Chargers were upset in New York last week, but they
get it going again, and the Charges in this.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Room and then Sunday Night football, the two and two
New England Patriots at the four and o Buffalo Bills.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
Buffalo is favored by seven and a half and as
good as the wing that to look last week, there's
still a team that's coming together. Buffalo wins and double
figures and despite letting me down last week, they're my
number two lock of the week.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Going back to Buffalo with the lock, all right, and
then Monday night football one game the two and two
Kansas City Chiefs at the three and one Jacksonville Jaguars.
Speaker 5 (38:32):
Pew Well Jackson Jacksonville has a good defense. Tripper Lawrence
is not playing like the quarterback we saw Clemson and
Casey last week looked like Casey again. And sheef swing
this one on a row.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
She's on Monday Night, all right. Two locks. Minnesota will
beat Cleveland by more than three and a half and
Buffalo will be New England by more than seven and
a half. If you miss any picks, Stater, get them
up on the John Boyn Billy Facebook page. Work toime.
Have a great weekend, buddy, we'll meet up next week.
Speaker 5 (39:04):
Thank you very much. Everybody. Enjoy the weekend.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
You the man, Tom, get us a good start on it.
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