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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. Man

(00:26):
talking to Alex, I lost my train of thought. My
boy Snick is here. I had a camera in my face.
I used to that. I'll start looking at him.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Why what am I doing here?

Speaker 3 (00:36):
This is paparazzi?

Speaker 4 (00:37):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Michael said, he's gonna be an influencer. You gotta get
used to a camera. That's kind.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
I guess out, all right, I'll keep working on it
right now. Okay, well, let's work this out right here.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
It's time for beating the blonde. Let's meet I contestant, David.
That I was that Virginia. Good morning, David, I.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
Ain't that morning so well, lads, tat for you.

Speaker 6 (01:12):
At the end of the year, you need to put
in a word. I'm taking over for y'all.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
Oh is that right?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
We got a volunteer, all right, David, with you on that, buddy,
Let's see how you do on beating the bla. This
is consider this year your little air check, because all right,
you get too right before too wrong, you get the
prize back before you become an employee.

Speaker 7 (01:37):
So you better.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Tayer before Mountain Dew got popular with a young hip crowd.
Their label featured an illustration of a hill billy shooting
a gun at what and.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
How far back you're going? That hill billy was shooting
at an outhouse.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
The hill billy was shooting at an outhouse before Mountain
Dew got popular with the young hipsters.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
Because that's what you do. So, David, do you agree
or disagree?

Speaker 6 (02:12):
I'm glad to agree. I be least she's right by
my memory.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
Well, it sure does. It wasn't the house.

Speaker 6 (02:21):
I was trying to see that picture.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
It was on It was on the twelve pack box
as well.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
They were white with green.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
I remember it, all right, David.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
When you got a bail, all right, let's get one more.
Oh that's good, all right. You got learning, all right, Tyler.
Before we started throwing rice at the bride and groom.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Such a hard word, throwing.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Wedding guests tossed handfuls of something else?

Speaker 5 (02:51):
What was it?

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Yeah, they threw they threw flowers.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
They threw flowers before they threw the rice.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
That's correct, David.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
What you got in your memory about throwing flowers at
the bride and groom?

Speaker 6 (03:10):
Personally I would throw something different, but I had to agree.
Possibly flowers because they wouldn't hurt.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
Okay, and that was wrong. It was not.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
David weekend to go to manure every joke.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
Man.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
All right, we got a full count going. All right,
let's see win or lose.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Right here, I'm in the coat. There we go.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Mars in the most popular month of the year. To
rent one of these is in May.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Rent what to rent one of these?

Speaker 5 (03:55):
May is the most popular month May.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
It's May to rent a car?

Speaker 5 (04:00):
To rent a car? Yeah, all right, David, I can't
wait to hear you told you this one out.

Speaker 6 (04:09):
No, you rent a car and mate, made's no different
than the other month for wrinting card.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
Uh huh.

Speaker 6 (04:16):
I heard some type of venue for weddings or.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Something, so that's a disagree you agree or disagree?

Speaker 6 (04:24):
Yeah, I disagree, you disagree?

Speaker 5 (04:27):
And that was the name.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
No tuxedo Tuxeda wedding po uh manure at combat in.

Speaker 8 (04:47):
A thousand baby, you hang on to see if you
can get your correct addresser, Jackie, and the prize pack
is heading you away down, buddy, stop and I made
it your away from a job, bottom of the hour

(05:10):
job of your news only on the side of our time.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Capsule gon Mark October twenty fourth, A perfect laugh this morning.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.

Speaker 9 (06:05):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Future Shock.
As our story opens, retired radio duo John Boy and
Billy meet for their weekly Saturday morning breakfast at the
Doughnut Hut in the year twenty twenty four.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Okay, gentlemen, that's too glazed. And two coffees that'll be
four hundred dollars.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
Holy moly, and processes keep going up. Ion'ty hey, you
get unlimited refills.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yell at me, I got feelings.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
Hape you change, I tell you.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Billy we shure as a good time ever miss old
radio game and.

Speaker 9 (06:44):
Not really a boss man. Got a little bit too
persnickety there towards the end, started making too many rules
about what we could talk about on the air.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
First, nikked you still gray? Why was that anyway?

Speaker 10 (06:57):
Well?

Speaker 9 (06:57):
Record, It all started back in seven when Randy won
that big sexual harassment lawsuit.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
Again you.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
He spent twenty years sitting that one up. A little
sucker wrote that down, thank you. Plain no business at
Jet Power. John Boys pre owned hovercraft superstores better than ever.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
I didn't mean to go out there. Did almost forty
billion in sales last year. Of course, as it grows,
not dead.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, what'd you end up with after taxis fifteen hundred dollars.

Speaker 11 (07:26):
Luise dog, put that int your mouth.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
It's dirty, man.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
That fat woman over here got a mouthholder. Don't you
in a butt to match?

Speaker 9 (07:35):
You know, she looks kind of familiar.

Speaker 5 (07:38):
Can't place her. She where got a bunch of.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Young and Luise, stop that, I say, stop that.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
Excuse me, ma'am.

Speaker 12 (07:47):
Aren't you talking to me? Aren't you talking to me?
I don't see no outs here. Aren't you talking to me?

Speaker 1 (07:58):
I just wonder if you would raise your voice so
much it goes.

Speaker 11 (08:02):
Well, excuse me, I didn't realize you tore such delica flowers.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Well, ma'am, sesse, you keep hollering like a band chee
right here in the middle of the restaurant.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Dude, you're getting a little bit nerve racked.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
How dare you?

Speaker 2 (08:16):
You can't talk to me like that? Don't you know why?

Speaker 5 (08:19):
I ain't no, no ma'am can say we.

Speaker 11 (08:22):
Do Dusty name Jlo mean anything to you?

Speaker 5 (08:26):
You're kidding?

Speaker 2 (08:26):
You invented Jello, Not Jello your horses A Jelo what Jelo?

Speaker 5 (08:35):
What Jaelo? I gotta get this hearing a man.

Speaker 9 (08:38):
Hold on there, Jlo, you mean you're Jennifer Lopez, that singer.

Speaker 11 (08:44):
That's right, Poppy Jenny rum the block.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Man.

Speaker 9 (08:55):
I ain't heard nothing about you in years.

Speaker 11 (08:57):
That's because I don't do the show beastness anymore. I
finally found my true calling in life, being a good
mother to my children.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Away, I will kill you.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
How many up you got there?

Speaker 11 (09:11):
Name Louise, Leave Louise alone?

Speaker 9 (09:15):
Oh, mister Lopez, Am I crazy? Or did you just
say Louise, Leave Louise alone?

Speaker 2 (09:22):
No, I said Louise Louise.

Speaker 9 (09:25):
Hell, you mean you got two kids with the same name?

Speaker 11 (09:30):
Actually, there all named Louise. There's the youngest, Louise is two.
Then there's four year old Louise, six year old Louise,
eight year old Louise. Tang your ol Luise, the twins
that the other twins they're fourteen.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
We don't get kind of confused. He's not so bad.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Well, why in the world did you give them all
the same first name?

Speaker 11 (09:56):
It makes it easier when I called it for dinner,
I just go to the door and say letis summer time,
and they all turn running.

Speaker 8 (10:04):
I get it.

Speaker 5 (10:05):
Hey, that's very smart.

Speaker 9 (10:06):
Yea, what if you just want to get one of
them to come?

Speaker 13 (10:10):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (10:10):
In that case, I called them by their last.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Things, Seawan, bollyam billy, hey, bigs man, let me hold
it on.

Speaker 5 (10:21):
Good Morning rad yelled dumb, Right, can we.

Speaker 11 (10:49):
Go?

Speaker 5 (10:50):
Morning? Big Show's on the radio. Here we go, and
that's time for the grumpy.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Old man.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
Flimmity flu.

Speaker 10 (11:02):
I'm old and I hate holly weed. In my day,
we didn't have any punkin carbon costume, wearing devil worshiping monster,
mashing trick or treating candy, begging bisery. There was only
one thing we begged for and early death to escape

(11:23):
on miserable lives trigger tree, smell my feet, here's some
buckshot in your seat. Every year, the peace and choieter
fall in God's Country is destroyed by a never ending
passel of rotten little snot gobblers dressed as superheroes and

(11:46):
serial killers and spice girls. Parents parading their life's regrets
door to door, asking other folks to foot the bill
for their spoiled little turn sweet what next? Where does
it end? You want a couple of bucks for their
college duition, pitch in for their new celliphone.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
How about a few green.

Speaker 10 (12:11):
Bags so they can get some new fangled video game
to rock their brain and be an electronic babysitter, so
you can drink expensive liquor and bait your video girlfriend
while your wife plays bouncy bouncy.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
With the pool boy.

Speaker 10 (12:30):
Gimme, gimme, gimme. Who the hell do I look like
Bernie Sanders, clippery yippany ding dong do look at me?
I'm a rich, yuppie butthole, pipping my youngins out for
a handful of Wolnettos in Reese's cups, taking out a
second mortgage for the get up so I can win

(12:52):
a pissing contest with all the other loser parents in
the neighborhood. Because this is really all about me and
not these financial burdens taking up space in my cargo.
It's a glorious age of enlightenment, all hail MASTERCD, and
they like it. They love it. In the old days,

(13:15):
we didn't have rich kinfolk with deep pockets to finance
our hijinks. We spend every nickel we had just to survive.
So when Hallyween come around, and we had to put
to use our god given imagination. Missy fungal Thumb put
a cock on a nose and rolled in manure and
went as.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
A prize breeding hog.

Speaker 10 (13:39):
Lloyd Featherswatch wrapped his body in an old mattress stuffing,
put a light of rope hanging on his butt, and
went as a feminine hygiene product. But me, I went
all out that year. I glued ripe per simmons all
over my body. And when as the herpies too soon,

(14:10):
I'm still waiting for And when we went out, we
didn't get snick of bars or skinners or zaggony nuts.
When we went trick or treating, we got stuff we needed, ruderbaggers,
half eaten chicken legs, moonshine. Sometimes we yelled trick or

(14:31):
treated the brothel. They didn't have no candy, but they
showed us a booby. One year, when we were done
in our neck of the woods, we went to the
fancy neighborhood electrical lighting indoor toilets. They even had all
their own teeth lotty freaking. It was like by God

(14:55):
Xana do. But it wasn't all peppermints and popcorn balls.
One creepy Guma invited us in his house. He had
a huge doll collection. Everywhere you look there was dolls
staring at us with those dead eyes, and they looked
so real and gave us the willies.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
They all had the.

Speaker 10 (15:14):
Little arms untied behind their backs and gags in their mouths.
But we were in red Morons, too stupid to see
the warning signs, so we didn't hesitate when he offered
us some punch out of a real glass bowl. We
woke up a couple days later, bound and gagged and
dressed in little doll clothes, and we stayed there for

(15:36):
fifty years. And because he never changed those doll clothes,
our bodies didn't grow right, except our heads. They blowed
up like Macy's parade ballues. Trap for Eternity dressed us
little Lord faunt Leroy with a giant noggin, and when
we died, we went straight to hell. And the weight
of our giant heads cost us to roll downhill into

(15:58):
a big lake of fire, but at least it burned
the doll clothes off. Buck naked with little torsos and
long arms and legs, with giant heads like the alien
at the end of close Encounters. Hi, DoD late dude,
Tito Burrito, Look at me. I'm a human bubblehead in
a psycho's doll collection. I should have just stayed in

(16:19):
the brothel. But I'm an uneducated mouth breather living my
best life in a size one penalon. Behold the Age
of Enlightenment, yippie, and.

Speaker 7 (16:31):
We liked it.

Speaker 10 (16:34):
We loved it.

Speaker 11 (16:36):
Oh Flinky dink Ie, Hollye.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Good morning. A lot more begs. You'll coming up talk
my begs, Picky, I maith you.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Oh Marcel, you picked an awful time to call. Well,
listen to the radio. We're right in the middle of
arone you boob, No, no not, you're right thing, fat boy,
pull up a couple of chair down nothing. I gotta
go make coffee for the boys so they can go
on making that audio magic knowing Baby Show.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Carry on, Drake, peep off, Good morning, baby Show.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
It's on the radio.

Speaker 14 (17:47):
Man.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
We're gonna let my wonderful saying ride with your head
out in the windows. Let ride for another week because
it is a wonderful brand new black three XL rock
one oh.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
One polo shirt.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
A bunch of people listen for that it's from our
very first Aphilia Rock one O one w R OQ
in Greenville, Spartanburg, South Carolina and with us all these
many years, and kind of tickle about that.

Speaker 5 (18:21):
I'm sure that I hadn't worn.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
So we're gonna keep it right there and get your
name in the hat, and we will definitely give it
away one week from right now. Plus, uh Tater, couldn't
find something in my box over there, and I've forgotten
to bring a new wonderful thing.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Might find might be worth the ladies if you had Warner.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
My boy stick is in here shooting some more footage
here the Big Show. If you heard me earlier Operation
Christmas Jolly had a camera in my face and I
lost my place. I'm not used to being filmed. And
of course you know radio, I'm in the Hall of Fame.

Speaker 11 (19:00):
Got that.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
We'll talk about that about how you can't be I say, okay,
microphone all my life and all your life too.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
Anyway, everything's all right. Where was oh yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Putting off my wonderful thing giveaway for one more week.
If you hadn't got your name in the hat, go
to the Big Show dot com and take care of
that right now, Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
Coming up, we play wordy word for happy herd, A
big old happy herd. Price back, you know, to make
top quality of attractors, minerals and feed for deer, bear

(19:40):
and hogs. You click on that happy herd manner the
Big Show dot com ent or co JBB you'll get
tem percent off and check out. If you'd follow Tom's
advice last Friday, you could be affording a bunch of
happy herd. I'm man, Tom SoRs and new pigs. Every
NFL game every weekends right here.

Speaker 7 (19:59):
Good morning Tom, Good morning John Boar. How are you doing?

Speaker 5 (20:02):
Oh awesomebody. It's like you last week ten and five for.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
The season, sixty four forty two and one and both
locks you secured last week, Kansas City given twelve over
Las Vegas, one by thirty one, Seattle three and a
half over Houston, and one by eight. For the season,
they're seven and five, two over five hundred. Now, so

(20:29):
what do you think that, buddy?

Speaker 7 (20:31):
You know, I think Casey right now looks as good
as anybody in football except for maybe Indianapolis. I mean,
Indianapolis is the best record in the league, which you
did not see coming in none of us did. And
quarterback Daniel Jones is some right here in Charlotte played
for a football powerhouse Charlotte Latin that sarcasm and football powerhouse.

(20:58):
Duke went to the Giants. It seems kind of common.
It's like Baker Mayfield, It's like Sam Darnold. They wash
out with the team that drafts him. And then Jones
went to Minnesota or he was a backup, and this
year he is playing as well as anybody. And it's
it's kind of fun when an underdog like the Colts
comes through.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
All right, well, let's talk about our Carolina Panthers. I
goodn't wait to get you on to talk about this
time because we won. We have won three games in
a row. So what's my beef?

Speaker 5 (21:29):
I tell you what it is?

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Canalis, our coach, We got the hottest running back in
the NFL two games over two hundred and thirty yards gained.
And was he do chewba Hubbard? I understand he was
number one running back. He's back from his calf injury,
puts him in starts going back and forth with a series.

(21:52):
All the stake boys digging here, But I was so
ha ran I may come on oh man, you go
with the hot hand. What is Cuba gonna get mad
at you? I don't know, buddy, that just take me off?

Speaker 5 (22:08):
What about you?

Speaker 7 (22:10):
Yes, I also was mildely procured. Here's what it is.
I think Donald, if you watched him and you did
the longer the game goes, the better it gets. And
he just couldn't get a rhythm going. I mean he
was good. He was much better than Cuba was Tuba.
It's like, though, It's like, let's say you get sick
for a while, you come back and suddenly Jackie's in

(22:31):
your chair. You know, they promote her because she does
a good job when you're gone. And Cuba is one
of the most respected guys in the team and training camp.
I was asking, all right, who's the most respected player
out here? And the answer, more than anybody else's Cuba.
You know, just old school kind of shuts up, shows
up early, stays late. However, if you got a guy

(22:52):
who was playing as well as anybody in the league,
who was almost untacklable, who has the number one and
number three game this whole season, for yards from for
yards some scrimmage, you gotta go with the hot hand.
And I tell you. It's really important this week because
starting quarterback Bryce Young is out, and so they don't

(23:13):
go with Andy Dalton, who was about as mobile as
a mad case. I mean, the guy can't move. Yeah,
And Buffalo has the worst defense against a run by
a mile in the league, so somebody ought to be
able to pick up yards against them. And I can
see playing Shua, but man, I would play him maybe
like one out of every three series at most, and

(23:35):
just give the ball to Rico and see what he
can do.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Lord, here's a couple of stats might back up May
being about half hot. Suba's rushed for thirty one yards
on fourteen carries fourteen carries. Just my math is not
that good, but that seems like about two yards a
carry fourteen and thirty one.

Speaker 5 (23:56):
Is that close?

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Fifteen and thirty time.

Speaker 5 (23:58):
I'm not taking you on nout. I'm sorry, I was
just looking at you. I don't need you.

Speaker 7 (24:02):
I think it's two point twenty five yards.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
Thank you, tom So.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Tube fourteen carries thirty one yards, ricodowdle seventeen carries seventy
nine yards. But it's like you said, you know, you
got to feed that running back to get in the rhythm,
it takes it going like that. And so Tom, I
was going to ask you, all right, back, we had
thunder and lightning, right, and you can have two running
backs if maybe their styles are a little different, right.

Speaker 7 (24:29):
Yeah, yeah you can. I mean you see that in
Detroit with Montgomery and Gibbs. Of the Gibbs clearly, even
though he's a younger back, he's their number one. And
I do the same thing here. I just think until
somebody shows they can stop wrek, O'Donnell, give him the ball?

Speaker 5 (24:46):
You all right?

Speaker 1 (24:47):
So we're talking about our Panthers playing Buffalo. Andy Dalton
is a quarterback. Bryce Young is hurt a high calf
spring looks like, so we'll see what happens, say hopo,
coach Canalis is. So let's say the World Series is
gonna start tonight in Toronto. So Toronto and the Dodgers,

(25:10):
who you like.

Speaker 7 (25:12):
Man, I cannot pick against. La Otani has just been incredible.
I wonder if he could hit a pitch for himself.
He had that one game where they couldn't hit him
and he kept going deep. But you know, you can't
really pitch against yourself. But I just think the Dodgers
are the best team, although Toronto has really been clutched.
And uh, that's a good one. And then the NBA

(25:33):
opened on Tuesday, and then everybody played Wednesday. And you
know what I'd like to see. I would just like
to see Steph and Golden State do it one more time,
just be deep enough and make that run. And just
basketball is more fun when you watch him play, and
more fun when they're winning. They just play with such style.

(25:55):
And uh, one more time, that's how I.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
One more time bigs your kids. Heavan Kirk got dig
deep his years on all right, So uh time, good work, buddy,
So we will let you pick every NFL game this
weekend when we get back here in just a second.

Speaker 5 (26:10):
So thank you so much.

Speaker 7 (26:12):
Time.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
I hang on while we playing some morning word right
quick one eight hundred Big Show you told free line.
Get a couple of contestants saying play next good Friday morning.

(26:47):
It's a big show on the radio. Hi feature track
from the Big Show, vent Box Handsen's Halloween Karaoke Day
Night Live for the Spell he George's Words Spell.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
Oh they hit the Big Box at the Big Show
dot Com and right now let's play.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
I went everybody's head about the bed. Okay, any word,
don't worry any word.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Let's meet their contestants. We got Dave from a Vardamin, Mississippi.
Good morning, Dave, morning, Hey. And we got Jojo from Done,
North Carolina. Good morning, Jojo.

Speaker 11 (27:24):
Show.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Hey, all right, boys, Dave as Jojo Done North Carolina, Jojo.
Here's Dave down in Mississippi. Y'all getting ready to play
each other. Worthy word, ay of the great country.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
I'll take that as a y.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Hi boys, random words, any words at all, So we'll
just see what we can do. Here's Tater and Jojo,
John Boy, and Dave's here man, So me and Dave
for the first thirty seconds. Light start here, Dave, you ready,
day's here? All right, body starting to clock. Now he's

(28:03):
married to your aunt. Come on, Dave, he's married. He's
married to your uncle.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
And in the winter time it does this and you
get out of school white stuff from yeah.

Speaker 9 (28:19):
Uh huh oh.

Speaker 5 (28:20):
Very that was another word for smart or or like.
That was very blank. This is a tough word. We've
never had it.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
No h what he's uh, he's like, I don't know, man,
so uh what we end up with two on the
board day my bad stung it up there.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
Well, Taya and Jojo, don't get read any more. Time
to think.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
Ready, go differently. No, it looks like like like a knife.
It's called like this are a hatchet, but it's not.
It means like, oh, you're very, you're tricky, you're smart,
you're Oh that was very.

Speaker 11 (29:00):
I don't know how to say it.

Speaker 7 (29:01):
Clever.

Speaker 5 (29:01):
We're moving on. Hey, a pick up, look a pick up?
Blank pick up? Ford makes one a pick up? Blank
a ford?

Speaker 2 (29:10):
This is red?

Speaker 11 (29:10):
You get red or white?

Speaker 2 (29:11):
You drink it.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
It's alcohol red or white? You have what pasta?

Speaker 7 (29:15):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (29:15):
You?

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (29:18):
No?

Speaker 9 (29:18):
Man?

Speaker 5 (29:18):
That clever.

Speaker 13 (29:21):
Here?

Speaker 5 (29:22):
So I know so Dader thought it was cleaver. I
think I have no idea. I wanted to be clever.
That was like beaver blink.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Well, let's see what happened here in the dust, settled
gave us cleaver. So this day is clever free Jojo two.
So Dave leads three to two going into round two.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Jojo, no frustration with you, baby, was clever?

Speaker 7 (29:48):
Clever?

Speaker 5 (29:50):
All right, Dave? You ready for round two? Bunny? All right,
start the clock. Now they do your taxes.

Speaker 7 (29:58):
H and R?

Speaker 5 (30:01):
What building building blank? H and R is a company
H and R. Blank. Okay, you're not going to get
that building? Blank?

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Little kids play with these yeah box blocks. All right,
you're getting on an airplane. You're gonna take your what
on the airplane? You get on to take a.

Speaker 15 (30:23):
No?

Speaker 5 (30:23):
Yes, but through the air?

Speaker 11 (30:24):
What is?

Speaker 2 (30:25):
What do you call it?

Speaker 5 (30:26):
I booked for my blank? Okay?

Speaker 7 (30:31):
What do we do?

Speaker 6 (30:32):
All right?

Speaker 1 (30:32):
We put a tough one on their of four score
for day. So Tator and Jojo?

Speaker 5 (30:39):
Who will tie? And I will chose you three will win.
I'm taking this Tayter and Joe.

Speaker 13 (30:51):
Joe ready go all right before you fly? Yes, the
Vietnam blank war? Yes you you make a pie out
of this fruit. It has a red peel. It falls
from a tree.

Speaker 6 (31:06):
Apple, yes, apple je Yes, Well.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
We just worked out.

Speaker 6 (31:17):
I'm wind faith Tator. I know you're gonna pull it off, Jojo.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
So yeah, so Dave dog gone, it will come up
a little short, every buddy, Well, appreciate you playing you
know the shot? Oh right, Dave, thank you, buddy, Jojo.
Look at you winning a big old half airon prize
by rod Ow and you victory.

Speaker 7 (31:36):
You're welcome real quick.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
Okay, go ahead, buddy.

Speaker 14 (31:39):
I just want to say to John Boy, and I
know Billy's already out the door, but everybody at the crew,
thank you guys for what you've done all these years.
When I was eleven years old, I heard a comedy
album at my cousin's house. And we've been on this
journey together all these years. You guys are going out
with a bang. Thank you for all the great years
you've given us.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Oh well, Jojo, thanks so much, buddy. We sure appreciate that.
Surely do all right, my boy, I ain't gonna don't
mess up this address. Jackie right, but it's our tastes
of his mouth after all this that's eleven years old,
ya goot eye requested bit of the morning Up next
Big Joe rolls on.

Speaker 5 (32:20):
Good Morning. I got the big show on the radio.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Big request for John Boy, Nancy is see Pilgrim out
of Royston, Georgia.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
Nancy says Crocodile Stalk is my favorite. Any and all.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Let's get you a good episode, Nancy, just for you
up next Good Morning makes John's on the radio, and

(33:04):
every Monday through Friday about this time get our requested
Been in the morning.

Speaker 5 (33:09):
Hit us up on the John W. Bill and Facebook.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Page Nancy Pilgrim out of Royce and Georgia. It's her
request right now.

Speaker 15 (33:19):
Animal Channel presents the crocodile Stalker traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife, then annoying the crap out
of them.

Speaker 11 (33:30):
Now here Steve, thank you, loving good day. You're old
pal STEVI here and today we're hot on the trail
of a brand new species. It's only been around for
a little over a decade, but apparently they breed like
rabbits because the attire bloody planet is run over with them.
The scientific name is Cyberust. Facebook as Bullius or the
Facebook tough GUYO is extremely dangerous.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
Was last seen in the vicinity of the Double Street Park.

Speaker 11 (34:08):
Sorry, let me shut that off. While everyone knows they exist,
no one has ever seen one in person. They talk
big online, but when it comes time to put up
a shut up, they're a no show. But today I
think I've managed to lure one of these cowards out
from behind the keyboard and into the open. I've arranged
a meeting and maybe a showdown right here at Elm
Street Park. Don't worry, folks, Old Steve is in no danger.

(34:33):
The only place the Facebook tough guy is really dangerous
is in their own imagination. But I think I really
got his goat by insulting all the stuff on his page.
Judging by his profanity laced response, I pretty much guarantee
he'll show up. Who will guess who? He doesn't even
dare to meet me head on. He's got to sneak
up on me through the underbrush. I see you in

(34:55):
the bushes there, JOCKO, show yourself now, brother, A look
at this yarbo. He's afraid to show his blue and
face dressed up in the worst gorilla costume I've ever seen. Oh,
spare me the patrics here, dandy gillispit, I'm onto you.
So you fell for my little trape? Which insult got
your lad? How bet it was how you use your

(35:16):
telescope as a substitute for your manhood. I knew it, Kragie.
Did you really think you were gonna give me the
jinkies with that moth eating Halloween cast off? I've gone
toe to toe with the worst of Mother Nature's worst.
The jiggies up, mate, be a man and shuck that
mask on outfit. Let's get a look at you. I
can't understand a thing you're saying under that mask. I'm

(35:38):
gonna pull it off so I can see your face
before you run away again. Huh Unless I miss my guess,
that's either on there pretty tight. All this is real,
of course it is. Look mate, this is a simple misunderstanding.

(36:00):
What's going on here? Cancel, mate, stay back. This guy's
a monster. I don't care what kinky stuff you freaks
her up to. Just tell me which one of you
bozos is the wise guy that made fun of my
telescope on Facebook.

Speaker 5 (36:14):
Oh so it's you.

Speaker 11 (36:17):
You think you're gonna scare me dressed up like the
keyboard player and show biz pizza. I knew you wouldn't
have the ko jonis to show your face. I'm not
just some rube. It's go time, bro, just as soon
as I finish this banana. Oh hey, no help, Hey,
not the face.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Not the face. You know, it's kind of fun when
you're on this end of help.

Speaker 15 (36:44):
Tune in again next week for another episode of the
Crocodile Stocker.

Speaker 11 (36:49):
What are you gonna do with that telescope?

Speaker 15 (37:23):
A morning I make.

Speaker 5 (37:24):
Shows on the radios again.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
It's our Friday morning quarterback, Tom's arns in Good Morning again.

Speaker 7 (37:30):
Tom, good morning again, and Buddy all right.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
We got six teams on a bye again this weekend.
The two and five Arizona Cardinals, four and two Detroit Lines,
four and three Jacksonville Jaguars, two and five Vegas Raiders,
the five and two l A Rams, and the four
into Seattle Seahawks all not playing.

Speaker 5 (37:56):
And that brings us to week number eight. There's no
London games or Berlin or anywhere.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Else overseas this week, so the game start one pm
Eastern Sunday afternoon. The four and two Chicago Bears at
the one and five Baltimore Ravens.

Speaker 7 (38:20):
You know, Baltimore is favored, and which surprises me, even
if Lamar's playing. I like the Bears. They have been hot,
they're playing good football. I like them in theset right.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
And we got four and two Buffalo Bills at the
four and three Carolina Panthers.

Speaker 7 (38:39):
And Buffalo's lost two straight. Carolina's won three straight. But
I gotta go with the Bills. I had a bye
last week. I think they got well and good game,
but go hold Donald to one hundred and fifty rushing yards.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
You'd like to see that vein of my next to go.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Thought's shifty two in five Cleveland Browns at the five
and two New England Patriots.

Speaker 7 (39:05):
Boy, the Patriots look good and I think they win
this one with the East. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Well, the one and six Miami Dolphins at the three
and three Atlanta Falcons.

Speaker 7 (39:15):
Boy, this one is weird. The line of seven Atlanta
by seven. They're gonna win this in double figures and
they're my lock number one of the week.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
But lockdown beside Atlanta. Now we got the two and
five New York Giants. The five and two Philadelphia.

Speaker 7 (39:32):
Eagles played a couple of weeks ago and the Giants
smoked him. But it doesn't happen in Philly. Good game,
Giants are good team suddenly, But Eagles win if you.

Speaker 5 (39:42):
Know that one.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Then we got the o and seven New York Jets
at the three and four Cincinnati Bengals.

Speaker 7 (39:49):
It's all about Flacco. He had such a good game
last week. I don't know if he can do that
again in the upset of Pittsburgh. But yeah, Cincinnati wins.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Isn't that They got the Yeah the five and two
San Francisco forty nine Ers at the two and three
Houston Texans.

Speaker 7 (40:06):
Another upset in this one. Houston is favored, but I
like the forty nine ers on the rock.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Say, then we got three late Sunday afternoon games, one
at four oh five, two at four to twenty five.
Now the five and one Tampa Bay Bucks at the
one in six New Orleans Saints.

Speaker 7 (40:23):
Man. Tampa Bay has banged Evans, who was just such
a good receiver, is out until at least late this season.
But they got Baker and the fellas, and they do it.
They win it on the road, campads, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
But Bay on the road, all right. The three, three
and one Dallas Cowboys the five and two Denver Broncos.

Speaker 7 (40:43):
This was as tough as any game to pick this week.
I like what Dallas is doing, but my high Denver's defense.
I'm gonna go with the Broncos.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
And Denver scored like about thirty five some points in
the fourth quarter last week.

Speaker 7 (40:59):
When that Dreve third, that was incredible. Then they were
shout out the first three quarters.

Speaker 5 (41:04):
That's up.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Well, I got Denver over Dallas, and then the one
in six Tennessee Titans at these six and one Indianapolis Colts.
As you pointed out, best record in football going in
this weekend.

Speaker 7 (41:16):
Slow week for Tennessee because they haven't fired anybody but
Indianapolis Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
All right. And then Sunday Night football the four to
one one Green Bay Pickers at the four and two
Pittsburgh Steelers.

Speaker 7 (41:31):
And you got Aaron Rodgers against the team he came
up with. And this was another tough one to pick.
But I'm going with Pittsburgh at home.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Pittsburgh, get home, all right. There is one game on
Monday night this week. We will have the three and
four Washington Commanders at the four and three Kansas City.

Speaker 7 (41:49):
Chiefs for the third straight week. I'm going with the
lock on Monday night. Casey is favored by ten and
a half. That's not enough. They're gonna win by much more.
And they were there my lock number two of the week.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Lock number two Kansas City over Washington by ten and
a half. Lock number one was Atlanta over Miami by seven.
All right, Tom, have another good weekend, buddy. We'll celebrate
next week.

Speaker 7 (42:17):
And everybody enjoy the weekend.

Speaker 5 (42:18):
Thank you, thank you, buddy.

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