November 7, 2025 • 39 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we load up all of our usual Friday favorites - Stan Higgins makes a quick pop-in.. - Marvin Webster explains the difference between black people’s scary and white people’s scary.. - The Not Ready for Drive Time Players have a brand new script for the Playhouse entitled, “Playhouse: Heaven And Helen”.. - John Boy gives away another one of his “Wonderful Things”.. - We’ll fill a request for “Ward Burton Raps”.. - and Tom Sorenson recaps last week’saction in the NFL and predicts the winners of this week’s games..
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Speaker 1 (00:26):
Good morning. Let's make shown a radio Friday morning. Gotta
get your name and a half of John Boys wonderful
Fang number one hundred and sixty three. It is a
brand new XL. I ran into Tammy Faye at the
mall t shirt. Yeah, that's a classic come by on
Billy back in nineteen eighty eight. The eighth years bother
(00:51):
them said when it would come come in nineteen eighty
when eighty eight, Yeah, eight years out of the spain forty.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Five career, you were allowed of makeup y'all.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Man, last week I asked him to read the vowels
in the name, and he went, was the scared me?
He was just kidding, it wasn't. I Well, were here? Yeah, okay,
let me tell me concentrate on getting old, Yes, meeting
the blood time. All right, let's meet our contention, Tristan
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from Oxford, Mississippi. All right, Tristan, how's it going by?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Good y'all, Hey buddy, be're good? All right, Tristan, welcome.
We're gonna ask Tatter some questions you agree or disagree with?
You too right for too wrong? And you win? Yeah,
all right, all right? And I am Marcy, which US
state has the most vanity license plates.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
What state loves themselves so much?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
California A California has got the most vanity life sounds
like it might be right, Well, I don't know the
interesting Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I'm gonna say disagree on that one.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Disagree, Well, there are fifty stakes to choose from. Maybe
you're playing the odds and maybe that was the thing
to do. Yes, California is twenty second. By the way,
California crazy. Virginia is number one politicians. Actually that's because
they're much cheaper in Oh really, First you're like, I'm
(02:34):
I don't know the exact number, but it's cheap. So,
by the way, fantasy license plates, Virginia has sixteen point
nineteen percent. New Hampshire second, thirteen point nine, Illinois thirteen
point four, No five on twelve point seven in Montana
nine point eight. Wow, keep up.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I would say nine times out of ten that I'm
behind a car with the vanity plate. I have no
idea what they're talking about.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
That's the fun for I don't know. All right, we'll dressing.
Good job on your part, but it does a bail.
I say, when you get one more good job. All right, Taylor,
what is the most popular reason people give for calling
in sick at work?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
You're asking me this, asking myself. I don't know if
I can.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Pick just one, John Boy, I would say the most
popular is food poisoning.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I can't go to work.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I have got food boy.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Dress and agree or disagree with food poisoning. I'm gonna
agree with that one.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Agree with food poison head, Yeah, just a little head,
and it's accepted. I mean, great coming, all right, I
got a full count going into the final question.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Y'all, which US state has produced the most NFL player?
It's the National Football League.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Yes, well, you know I am your statistics girl, and
I normally look this stuff up. The state of Alabama. Man,
most NFL players of Alabama.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Alabama agree or disagree with Alabama. That's gotta be right.
I agree with that one. Eh my boys down there,
Dad Texas, Texas number one Friday Night Life that this
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number two is Florida, number three California, number four Georgia, Alabama,
and number five North Carolina. Out damn. It's gonna be
all right, because we're gonna make you good and happy
before we hang up on you. All right, Okay, no,
(04:55):
you tell Jackie when you achieve that, I'm gonna put
you owner right now. Okay, buddy, right, thank you? All
right boy? Wait a minute hour top of your news
only on the side O bright our time caps over
The's November the seventh rack open one for this is
(05:46):
the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the
South's number one export. Yo. What's up?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
How y'all? Good man? Man?
Speaker 6 (06:03):
I remember last time I was in here, I was
talking about dumb TV commercials.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
You know what.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
I ran out of time before I got to what
car commercials? Okay, take a second here, talk about car commercials. Okay,
First of all, do car people run enough commercials? I
mean every other ad you see on TV is a
car commercial.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Sometimes. I think that's why they cost so much.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
One for all him ads, a new car would cost
like eight hundred dollars, and they spend all this money.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
They show how tough this car is.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
You know, they show it zooming around some mountain road
in the middle of a thunderstorm and big old boulders
falling down in front of him. Driver got a bobcat
up in his face. The car always comes through. But
you know, then at the bottom of the screen. It
always says, do not attempt these maneuvers. Why not look
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like the car's up for it. Hey, if you don't
want me to do it, don't be showing it to me.
You know, the Nissan said their cars are built for
the human race. Now who else would they be building
them for? And Dodge talking about they got something called
cab forward Design whatever that is. It looked like a
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regular car to me. I mean, help me out here.
Don't all cars have the cab up.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
In the front.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
And announcer trying to explain it, he says, we moved
the wheels out to the corners. Well that's a good idea.
Where were they had before? In the gloves compartment? Hey guys,
while we ad it, why don't we move the steering
wheel over here to the side that the driver said
some she does.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
You're a genius.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
That's what revolutionized the industry. Ain't no wonder this company
almost went broke a while back? And what's up with Chevrolet?
Why would I want to buy a truck that's like
a rock?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
You know what?
Speaker 6 (07:54):
I bet it's real nice, But that ain't exactly what
I had in mind. Have you got something that's more
like a truck. Hey, did you hear what the boys
that Dodge are doing with the wheels? Dodge got it
going on. And see the local dealers, They got a
whole nother thing happening. What is it about owning a
car lot makes a man think he's a stand up comic.
(08:16):
I mean, it's one thing to see some you know,
stiff looking dude standing there. Hey, y'all, I'm Chuck whiteyt
Come see me at Whitey Ford and I'll hook you up. Now,
most of these dudes are know to be on TV.
But hey, most of the people on TV ought not
to be on TV. Now I'm talking these scary nut
jobs at the used car lot. You know, the guys
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you always see relate at night, Some three hundred pounds
dude dressed up like Monica Lewinsky, talking about we're blowing
away the competition. Don't be a sucker. Come see taker
and shut up. Put a tie on that. Think you
got some sense? If I buy a car from you
and you a fool, what does that make me? Of course,
(08:59):
I ain't talking about the ones that buy a lot
of radio advertising. Oh no, they ain't crazy. They're just
trying to cut through the static. Got to do this
in the sale department, standing in the door over there, John,
what's right man?
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Where you had it?
Speaker 7 (09:14):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (09:14):
You're going to see taka.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
That's cool.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
I'm done, y'all think about it. I'm on the website.
John Boy and Billy Good morning rad yell dumb right.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
U Good morning. It's a big show on AL radio.
(10:04):
Why more, come on around? Hit that microd there, that's it.
That's all right there. That's good morning now, John Boyning last.
Speaker 8 (10:11):
Day, Randy Hey, Hey, Jackiet and had all other people
I see whenever I visit here. The broadcast made a
head and Taylor head and road nut. Y'all'm sure you
got some colorful nicknames. It's like if the Justice League
had like a double a farm club. Reverend earnestly sayce
sare hell like to invite whoever will to join us
(10:32):
Sunday morning at the Blessed Hope Baptist Church.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Want to thank.
Speaker 8 (10:35):
Assistant Pastor Calvin brought us for filling in for me
last week while I was on the road. I've done
at the Burning Bush Baptist Temple in Lumberton, North Carolina,
and down there a.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Preach the summer midweek revival.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
See Reese last week gave me the full VIP treatment,
put me up at the red roof. In incidentals included, well,
you know, it's all I could do not to get
all puffed up. Whenever I go out on the road,
always send my wife pitch a postcard back to put
in a little scrap book that she keeps them out
traveling Now Luvington it's a wonderful place, but it ain't
known for its great selection of souvenir postcards. You can
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imagine probably didn't find one with a pitch of old
sponge Bob or I didn't see no mailbox in the area,
so I went over to cashier at the dairy Queen.
I said, excuse me, ma'am, can you tell me where
the post office is at? So she gave me some directions,
and since the ice was broken, I shifted seamlessly into
soul winning mode. I said, darling, I left you a
nice little tip down on the table, but right now
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I'd like to offer you something even more precious, that,
of course, is the key to eternal life. If you
come on by the Burning Bush Baptist Temple tonight about
seven o'clock, I tell you all about God's master plan
to save your soul through the sacrifice of our Lord
Jesus Christ. He wants you to spend a turnity in
heaven with him. I'd love to give you the full story.
(11:52):
Can I carry on you to be there? She said no,
I probably won't make it. I said, well, you wal
or why not? Don't you mean tell you how to
get to heaven? She said, heaven, you don't even know
how to get to the post office. Listen, gentlemen, speaking
of lung from the road to enlightenment.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Here he is.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Thank you very much. I'm up off. Why tell what
the do you be pleasing? Though? I went cap in
a couple of weeks ago, up in the mountains. Oh hoot.
Speaker 9 (12:20):
Never couldn't go. But the buddy bold Head, you know
bold Head the ahsm yeah, wild West, sitting around by
the cap fire there it was ane heed.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
The dusk was coming on. I said, Boldhead, I can't
believe you don't believe in God.
Speaker 9 (12:35):
Why don't you believe in God? He said, well, I
ain't never heard him, I ain't never seed him. I
don't believe it nothing. I'd her to sea, I said,
bold Head, look at this beautiful sight. Look at the mountains,
the trees, a beautiful sunset, the rivers.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Who made all that?
Speaker 9 (12:50):
He said, well, mother nature made that? And I said, well,
you ain't never seen to her. Mother dature, he said,
just don't t feed last week she's beating on the
hood of a car with a base.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Hand.
Speaker 9 (13:02):
You such a boaehead. I don't even talk about no more.
But sometime you go need God. I just don't know
who you think you're gonna call old deal. Oh, he said,
I don't worry about I made. I said, I want to.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
He went on bed.
Speaker 9 (13:14):
Next morning, I still a little hot. I went up
down down fishing boat's head said he gonna take a
little high. Well, he hiked up the bout and showed
that he slipped off a cliff. He was grabbing those
going down. He grabbed on this little bitty twig that
was hanging off beside the cliff. He's down there, just
daggling over. Oh yeah, so he's hagging there and his thinking.
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He looked up into heavens that he said, is there
anybody up there? Because I sure cut you some help.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Now.
Speaker 9 (13:42):
All of a sudden, his voice come down, a booming voice,
said bold head. If you have faith, let go of
the twig bold head hug O there a minute, look
back up into heaven, said, is there anybody else up out?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Hold?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Good morning? You got the big show on already, more
chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 10 (14:13):
Hello, it's me Spanky, you know, mister personality from the
Yellow Rose. I'm not sure why I'm doing this. It's
not like they're paying me or anything. I can't even
get the redneck to pay his tab down a car.
But you can't help but love them, no matter how
nerve wracking they are. I don't even complain when they
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make fun of my big head. I just wish John
Boy would give me back my memory foam pillow and
stop telling his kids that's where the comet hits.
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Coming up last Round's a worthy word for the week
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Right now, it's Tom for our Friday morning quarterback, mister
Tom Sorenson, as he joins us every Friday here during
the NFL season, he'll pick every game this weekend before
we get out of here this morning. Good morning Tom,
Good morning, johnboy. Hello body want to see what you
did last week? I gotta confess I stick. My son's
in here with me. He's shooting some stuff there, some
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b roll of the videos. We'll call it in the biz.
You know we're talking about. But anyway, so I was
saying on Monday night's game, I said, wait a minute,
Tom picked Arizona to beat the Cowboys. They're playing in Dallas.
All the pregames were just going, hell, they're gonna go.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Off and all that.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
He was down bad on you, Tom, He's like, what
is Tom thinking? Is that playing the backup? He was
down bad? But the bad the congratulations, that's why you're
picking the game. And I just sit here and complain
after they're over with. But good work ten and four
last week for the season eighty one fifty three and one,
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you got your locked. You had Seattle over Washington by
three and a half. They oh tore apart, beating them
about twenty four points for the season nine and six
on the Locks. Halfway into the season, Tom, these.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
And how fast it's coming.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
It is crazy. They with waiting in the here and
then it's gone. I guess we're getting older. But anyway,
that's a lot. So Tom, okay, first of all, well
wait a minute, we'll get to the Panthers. Let me say,
ago halfway into the season, where we start. What are
you looking at?
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Well, you look at the lookies in first place, you
know in the AFC East it's New England which went
four and thirteen last season. AFC North it's Pittsburgh supposed
to be Baltimore FC South, it's Indianapolis, which went to
eight and nine last season, and then the AFC West
Denver and not KC. I think one reason people watch
the NFL the way they do is because you really
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don't know what's going to happen, and you just it's
surprising and you got to wait for the end and
it's uh. I think it's been a really interesting season.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
And you noted some surprises last week, among them Minnesota
winning at Detroit and like we mentioned, Dallas losing at
home to an Arizona team that had lost five straight.
What what gave out a way for you?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Tom?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
That's Thisnick, I'm all last, Tom, what what did you
see in Arizona be beating the Cowboys goes hardly anybody
picked them to win.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
It's what I didn't see. I didn't see a Dallas defense.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Well there you go, Bam. All right, So now let's
get to oured Carolina Panthers. Talking about surprises. Carolina goes
to Green Bay and beats the Packers, and Tom, maybe
they listened to us. Finally put Rico Dowdell in there,
let him play most of the game. He's playing better
than Cuba. They did it. He goes off, We went again.
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How about that?
Speaker 3 (19:27):
They are they are undefeated. When Rico starts, and I
mean he is, he looks like one. Then you look
like one of the best running backs.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yeah, yes it does.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
I mean he's third in the league in rushing yards,
he's third in yards per carry's fourth and first downs,
and they've just got a guy when they need that
first down, when they need that player that's getting the balls,
they go and I tear. The other thing the Panthers
did green Bay. Green Bay is a good team. They
came in with only one loss, and Bryce Young's record
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going into the game on the road was two and fifteen.
I've been to Lambeman. That's a tough place to win.
What the Panthers did is Green Bay loves a big
play at explosive play, so they took that away and
just said you can have little dinky passes and maybe
some runs and that's how we're giving you. And they
just Jordan loved the quarterback doesn't play that way. He
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likes going deep and that threw him off. And meanwhile,
when the Panthers had the ball, that was just run, run,
short pass short pass and it really frustrated the packers,
and I thought it was a great coaching job, a
great running job. Bright Young doesn't have pretty numbers, and
he's not thrown for four hundred yards, but when he's
got to be good, when he's got to hit that pass,
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he hits it. And you know they hadn't been up,
they hadn't been above five hundred in god, how many years?
Too long, way too long. But it's just not you
don't see it coming, you know, at least I didn't
last time they were above five hundred just late in
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the season. Was I know I wrote it down twenty one.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I found it Tom four years ago.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
There you go, Thank you. Yeah. I got to count
on you for common sense. That's why they call me
b Roll. That's my radio.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
So, Dob, we got a new record field gold distance
over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Cam Little for Jacksonville hit from sixty eight yards broke
the old record by two yards, and you could tell
it was good all the way, all the way through.
And they needed at Jacksonville bet Vegas by a point.
But what was funny, I think, is the guy who
had the record and he held it for so long,
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was I remember Tom Dempsey.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Oh, yeah, of course, yeah, Well I remember it was
his foot or lack thereof.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
He held the record for forty years, and he I
was thinking when I thought back, I thought this was
made out of wood, but it wasn't that. He didn't
have he toes on his right foot, their fingers on
his right hand, and so he had this kicking shoe.
It looked like a cigar that somebody had stubbed out.
I mean, it's like a little stub for it. It's
like a roller that'd be on the bottom of a chair.
And he kicked it. And the reporter asked him afterwards,
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you know, because nobody was kicking sixty three yards then
and asked Dempsey about it and said, do you have
an unfair advantage? And he did not like hearing that,
and he said, how about you try kicking a sixty
three yard field goal with two seconds left and no toes.
He told him that was pretty cool. I'd forgotten about him,
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but you remember when it happened because it was unheard of.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah, I remember that, and then thinking about, well, that'll
never I'll never be broken because he's got that special shoe,
you know, because he didn't have toes. Oh, it was crazy,
all right. So two examples of coaches at the opposite
ends of the spectrum on Sunday, Tom, would you like
to tell us about that?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Sure, since you asked. Yeah, Dan Quinn, who coaches Washington,
he had left, uh, his quarterback in and they were
getting hammered by Seattle, which I predicted, and he left
him in way too long. And the quarterback wasn't supposed
to scramble. But what do you do when you got
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a big, mean guy chasing you. You run. He got
tackled and he put down his left arm to brace
the fall and dislocated it and he's going to be
out for a while. And just was, uh, you know,
it was just bad news. But Quinn, what I like
what he did was he said, look it it's my fault.
I shouldn't have had him in there. It's one hundred
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percent on me. You don't hear that very often in
sports or odd of sports, somebody taking the blame. Meanwhile,
rah Hee Morris, the coach of the Atlanta Falcons, accused
New England at cheating, and yeah, when Belichick was a coach,
they cheated and he didn't cheat anymore. As the tar
heels record, yes, but he said that what what the
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players are doing New England players are they're clapping. They
were simulating the clap of the quarterback, which is against
against the rules, and so Raheem accused them of cheating.
And then the next day Raheem said, Okay, well, maybe
maybe they didn't cheat because they couldn't find any player
who's been clapping, and players make noise, they're loud. They
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couldn't reproduce that clapping sound. And what happened is that
the center heard the clapping, hike the ball too soon.
Quarterback had to get rid of it and it was
intentional grounded. So I just, I just so many people
in games in the NFL are fixed. Man, if you're
going to chuse somebody cheating, you got to have it right.
And Raheem Morris did not.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
And then I don't think, you know, we see stuff
like this. This makes you there's way too many people
to fix stuff. You know, you got to just keep
it small, like like we learned with the NBA, you know,
some poker.
Speaker 10 (24:58):
Something like that.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Oh right, so Tom, thank you that buddy, How you
hang on, We'll get you back on here to pick
every game. This weekend while you're hot there, buddy. All right,
all right, well, let's play worthy word right quick lyall
one eight hundred Big Show you told free line, get
a couple of contestants and play next. Good morning, it's
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a big show on the radio for your Friday. No
Vimina seventh feature track from the Big Show, Big Box
ho and the Robert Earl King Concert. If you want
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hit the Big Box at the Big Show dot com
be hearing it this morning because I'm in tom Sons
and gonna be back with us speaking every game then
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FLA this weekend. Can you put a price on that?
I Ca'm bout a buck a game?
Speaker 3 (26:12):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Click out on their contest button. Make that happen. If
you can't get fool, let's do it.
Speaker 10 (26:17):
I went to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
The third word, that a wordy word. Let's meet their contestants.
Philip had the sardest Tennessee. Good morning, Philip, Good morning.
Why we speaking the same language, so it'll be meeting
Philip on one team. Let's say hey to Clay out
of Pensacola, Florida. Good morning, Clay, good morning, going on,
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Good morning you are, and Tater he's wow. Alright, boys,
welcome here. Let's see words that are random random words. Guys.
So let's here what we can do. Clay, you and
Teddy relax, me and Philip see what we can put
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on the board here for the first thirty seconds. Side
you ready, Philip, I'm ready, all right, buddy, start the
clock now. The blank of oz wizard. Yeah, uh huh.
This is where you put your thing in to unlock
the door. It's two words, no, unlock it, unlock it
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with a what?
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
And how many there's eighteen of these on a golf course.
Put it together? Yes, uh huh? Smearing off? Is this
kind of liquor?
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Yes? Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
I tell these I'm a comedian. I tell uh huh this.
This bird is black and eats dead things. He was
gonna get a bluzzard, you can tell, but it was
too late. But good job Philip for on the board.
Alrighty had Clay, You ready to go with Tate? Tate,
Let's do it all right, brand new word and go.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Sorry, this is a one man boat. It's not a canoe,
but you can either sit in it or sit on it. Oh,
it's so warm and blank in here so warm. And
this is this is a dead a dead person that
runs around and kills people. No, yeah, a game you
play with babies. Two words, yes or three. This is
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on your pants and it's either up or it's down.
This is a chair that that spins.
Speaker 7 (28:30):
It's a wet chair, beter chair, beard chair, beauty chair,
computer chair, comwter chair chair, beauty chair.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Let's say what y'all did a five on the board?
Speaker 5 (28:45):
By one?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Was that it was five to four? Alrighty Philip, are
you ready, buddy, I'm ready. Alright, we're picking up on
that last one. When I say start the clock, if
you know it, you say it, starting the clock. Now,
keep your head on, no, keep your head on a
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w Yes, that's it. Uhh. This is kind of music
that trumpets play. A blank band. Yeah, uh huh. These
are little people like in the Wizard of Oz they
were what yeah, uh huh. Oh, you're you're uncoordinated. You
are all what they call you? This another word. It's
like a short word. You're a uh no, it's a
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hard word.
Speaker 10 (29:30):
What what did you do?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
What did you say? Okay, we're the blank roame. He
did not say it. Okay, Well let's go back and
and and see what's happening here. All right, what was
that word that we had up y'all said?
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Philip said klutz? Did you say klutz? Philip?
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Lie?
Speaker 8 (29:52):
Lie?
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Well then do you want your time?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
I want nothing. I want you and Clay to go
and get three and win. Clay and Tyler ready.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Go wings blank wings at the bar? Yes you uh
you measure uh, furniture with by what?
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Yeah? With?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
And then the up and down. Yes, this is the
middle of the middle of the egg, the yellow parts.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
All right there it is follow wind and telling dog, well,
we don't like in that way. He's taking some of
the shot out, fell, give you another shot down the road,
because I'm not had it this week. I'm ready to
go home, all right, good man, good John? You hook
fell the back up again? When I when I got
my full brain engaged here, Hey, Clay, not taking anything
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away from you, buddy, You got the big old burn
tea County peanuts or you got that. I was back
of there. Whatever it is, okay, I don't know it's
the wrong one, of course. That's the way it's going,
all right, Body, hang on for Jackie. Good morning, Big
shows on the radio, or something you'd like to hear
about this time. Hit us up on the John Bone
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Appreciate you got Mike coming up next. Good morning, it's
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a big show on the radio. Be reques from l
my tail out of Hollywood, Alabama. It's yours my.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Yo, yo.
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Check two, check two, South Boston, Virginia in the High
I said, South Boston, Virginia in the High where all
my spot is at all Right, y'all hold on your
second him hep hey, hivy to the help with the help,
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help Hobby. You don't stop the rocking to the bang
bang b say up jump.
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The bugget to the rhythm of the buggy to beat book.
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I'm killer. It ain't no killer.
Speaker 11 (33:00):
Don't mess around with the big caterpillar.
Speaker 10 (33:02):
I'm cool.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
I ain't no food. I just opened up my own
speech in school.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Mc blake. That's for sake, see me coming.
Speaker 5 (33:10):
You're going to be hurting. I'm catboy. Keep that boy.
My spot's a whole lot.
Speaker 11 (33:15):
Better than bat Boy, Kilo Vanilla, big Caterpillar. When I
hit the mic, it's always a filling that ain't enough
to make you.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Flip your wig.
Speaker 11 (33:23):
Come on down to the souvenir rig where the tailor
pot girls go around the outside, around the outside, around
the outside, tailor.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Box gus go around the outside. You down with ch,
You down with ch, You down with ch.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
I that's enough, it is mess.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Now peace.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
We are way to your mama. And now.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Good
eye man, Tom Sorensen back in here. Good morning again, Tom,
you there, buddy, Good morning in Jumbo. You are all
right that we said last week. You went ten and
four for the season, eighty one fifty three and one
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on your locks. You're one and oh Seattle over Washington.
For the season. You're nine and six, all right, So
let's look at the teams that's taken the weekend off.
Team's on a bye, the three and six Cincinnati Bengals,
the three, five and one Dallas Cowboys, the five and
four Kansas City Chiefs, the one and eight Tennessee Titans.
(35:05):
We are already at week number ten. We'll start with
the Sunday Oh hey, we got another game across the
ocean tom at nine to thirty AM on the NFL Plus.
Now that says NFL Plus. Does that mean it's it's
(35:25):
not the NFL network? This is another streaming deal. We
gotta get Tom.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
They gotta tell Avis we'll find it one way, or
you got your son to do it. I'll call my
kids and figure it out.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
I did look over the stick and he nodded, all right.
So yeah, nine thirty in the morning, the three and
five Atlanta Falcons play the seven and two Indianapolis Colts
in Berlin.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Teared down that wall and tear down Atlanta.
Speaker 5 (35:58):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
I like Indianapolis this one all right.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
The early Sunday afternoon games, these six and two Buffalo
Bills are the two and seven Miami Dolphins.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
I think Buffaloes really got to work, and they were
unsteady earlier this season, but they're playing as well as
anybody in them. They cruising this one little right.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
The three and five Baltimore Ravens are the four and
four Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Toughest game of the week to pick, but I think
the Vikings have a better defense and I think they
win in the upset.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
The two and six Cleveland Browns are the one and
seven New York Jets.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
It's a bad game, but you know what, Jets are hot.
They weren't win in a row and they're gonna make
it too.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
I five and three Jacksonville Jaguars are the three and
five Houston Texans.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
These are both tough teams to tough teams to figure.
But another uposte.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
I'm going with Jacksonville Houston Texans. These seven and two
New England Patriots are the six and two Tampa Bay Bucks.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
I like New England, they're the underdogs. I just think
that's a good team, a world coach team, a team
that doesn't you and I think the Peapot's win all right.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Then they got the one in eight New Orleans Saints
at the five and four Carolina Panthers.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
I haven't done this and so on. Carolina has favored
by five and a half. I win it by nine,
and they are my locked number one.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Lock number one has been a while. You're a lot
of feathers. Get on the locked train, all right. Then
we got the two and seven New York Giants at
the five and three Chicago Bears.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
It's my lock number two. Chicago's favored by only three
and a half. They're gonna win it by a touchdown,
and they are.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
My luck locked number two, The Bears the Bears. And
then we got three late Sunday afternoon games, three and
five Arizona Cardinals of the six and two Seattle Seahawks.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Boy Seadle's playing well. Sam Darnold has been incredible, and
Seattle's one at home.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
The five and three Detroit Lines at the three and
six Washington Commanders.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Trot's gonna be angry after losing it one in Minnesota,
a division rival last week, and they're gonna win this
one with these.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Detroit on the road. And then we got these six
and two La Rams of the six and three San
Francisco forty nine Ers.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
These are good teams, but Rams are playing so well
they're gonna win it closely.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
And the Rams on that one. Then Sunday Night Football
five and three Pittsburgh Steelers at the six and three
LA Chargers.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
Both teams have been in consistent. Boy, that Pittsburgh defense
looked good last week against Indianapolis, but playing in LA
Pittsburgh traveling cross country, I'm going with the Churches.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Going with the Chargers there. And then Monday Night Football
one game the on ABC the six and two Philadelphia
Eagles at the five to two and one Green Bay Pickers.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
A lot of upsets this week, Green Bay favorite, but
I like the egos.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Unbrokell Eagles on the road once again. Two locks, Carolina
over in New Orleans by more than five and a half.
There's Chicago over in New York Giants by more than
three and a half. All right, Tom, have.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
A good weekend, buddy, Appreciate you and everybody had a
good time and thank you.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
All right, boo, let's get it.
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Good morning. Let's make shown a radio Friday morning. Gotta
get your name and a half of John Boys wonderful
Fang number one hundred and sixty three. It is a
brand new XL. I ran into Tammy Faye at the
mall t shirt. Yeah, that's a classic come by on
Billy back in nineteen eighty eight. The eighth years bother
(00:51):
them said when it would come come in nineteen eighty
when eighty eight, Yeah, eight years out of the spain forty.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Five career, you were allowed of makeup y'all.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Man, last week I asked him to read the vowels
in the name, and he went, was the scared me?
He was just kidding, it wasn't. I Well, were here? Yeah, okay,
let me tell me concentrate on getting old, Yes, meeting
the blood time. All right, let's meet our contention, Tristan
(01:25):
from Oxford, Mississippi. All right, Tristan, how's it going by?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Good y'all, Hey buddy, be're good? All right, Tristan, welcome.
We're gonna ask Tatter some questions you agree or disagree with?
You too right for too wrong? And you win? Yeah,
all right, all right? And I am Marcy, which US
state has the most vanity license plates.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
What state loves themselves so much?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
California A California has got the most vanity life sounds
like it might be right, Well, I don't know the
interesting Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I'm gonna say disagree on that one.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Disagree, Well, there are fifty stakes to choose from. Maybe
you're playing the odds and maybe that was the thing
to do. Yes, California is twenty second. By the way,
California crazy. Virginia is number one politicians. Actually that's because
they're much cheaper in Oh really, First you're like, I'm
(02:34):
I don't know the exact number, but it's cheap. So,
by the way, fantasy license plates, Virginia has sixteen point
nineteen percent. New Hampshire second, thirteen point nine, Illinois thirteen
point four, No five on twelve point seven in Montana
nine point eight. Wow, keep up.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I would say nine times out of ten that I'm
behind a car with the vanity plate. I have no
idea what they're talking about.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
That's the fun for I don't know. All right, we'll dressing.
Good job on your part, but it does a bail.
I say, when you get one more good job. All right, Taylor,
what is the most popular reason people give for calling
in sick at work?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
You're asking me this, asking myself. I don't know if
I can.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Pick just one, John Boy, I would say the most
popular is food poisoning.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I can't go to work.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I have got food boy.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Dress and agree or disagree with food poisoning. I'm gonna
agree with that one.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Agree with food poison head, Yeah, just a little head,
and it's accepted. I mean, great coming, all right, I
got a full count going into the final question.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Y'all, which US state has produced the most NFL player?
It's the National Football League.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Yes, well, you know I am your statistics girl, and
I normally look this stuff up. The state of Alabama. Man,
most NFL players of Alabama.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Alabama agree or disagree with Alabama. That's gotta be right.
I agree with that one. Eh my boys down there,
Dad Texas, Texas number one Friday Night Life that this
(04:33):
number two is Florida, number three California, number four Georgia, Alabama,
and number five North Carolina. Out damn. It's gonna be
all right, because we're gonna make you good and happy
before we hang up on you. All right, Okay, no,
(04:55):
you tell Jackie when you achieve that, I'm gonna put
you owner right now. Okay, buddy, right, thank you? All
right boy? Wait a minute hour top of your news
only on the side O bright our time caps over
The's November the seventh rack open one for this is
(05:46):
the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the
South's number one export. Yo. What's up?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
How y'all? Good man? Man?
Speaker 6 (06:03):
I remember last time I was in here, I was
talking about dumb TV commercials.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
You know what.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
I ran out of time before I got to what
car commercials? Okay, take a second here, talk about car commercials. Okay,
First of all, do car people run enough commercials? I
mean every other ad you see on TV is a
car commercial.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Sometimes. I think that's why they cost so much.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
One for all him ads, a new car would cost
like eight hundred dollars, and they spend all this money.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
They show how tough this car is.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
You know, they show it zooming around some mountain road
in the middle of a thunderstorm and big old boulders
falling down in front of him. Driver got a bobcat
up in his face. The car always comes through. But
you know, then at the bottom of the screen. It
always says, do not attempt these maneuvers. Why not look
(06:52):
like the car's up for it. Hey, if you don't
want me to do it, don't be showing it to me.
You know, the Nissan said their cars are built for
the human race. Now who else would they be building
them for? And Dodge talking about they got something called
cab forward Design whatever that is. It looked like a
(07:15):
regular car to me. I mean, help me out here.
Don't all cars have the cab up.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
In the front.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
And announcer trying to explain it, he says, we moved
the wheels out to the corners. Well that's a good idea.
Where were they had before? In the gloves compartment? Hey guys,
while we ad it, why don't we move the steering
wheel over here to the side that the driver said
some she does.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
You're a genius.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
That's what revolutionized the industry. Ain't no wonder this company
almost went broke a while back? And what's up with Chevrolet?
Why would I want to buy a truck that's like
a rock?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
You know what?
Speaker 6 (07:54):
I bet it's real nice, But that ain't exactly what
I had in mind. Have you got something that's more
like a truck. Hey, did you hear what the boys
that Dodge are doing with the wheels? Dodge got it
going on. And see the local dealers, They got a
whole nother thing happening. What is it about owning a
car lot makes a man think he's a stand up comic.
(08:16):
I mean, it's one thing to see some you know,
stiff looking dude standing there. Hey, y'all, I'm Chuck whiteyt
Come see me at Whitey Ford and I'll hook you up. Now,
most of these dudes are know to be on TV.
But hey, most of the people on TV ought not
to be on TV. Now I'm talking these scary nut
jobs at the used car lot. You know, the guys
(08:37):
you always see relate at night, Some three hundred pounds
dude dressed up like Monica Lewinsky, talking about we're blowing
away the competition. Don't be a sucker. Come see taker
and shut up. Put a tie on that. Think you
got some sense? If I buy a car from you
and you a fool, what does that make me? Of course,
(08:59):
I ain't talking about the ones that buy a lot
of radio advertising. Oh no, they ain't crazy. They're just
trying to cut through the static. Got to do this
in the sale department, standing in the door over there, John,
what's right man?
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Where you had it?
Speaker 7 (09:14):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (09:14):
You're going to see taka.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
That's cool.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
I'm done, y'all think about it. I'm on the website.
John Boy and Billy Good morning rad yell dumb right.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
U Good morning. It's a big show on AL radio.
(10:04):
Why more, come on around? Hit that microd there, that's it.
That's all right there. That's good morning now, John Boyning last.
Speaker 8 (10:11):
Day, Randy Hey, Hey, Jackiet and had all other people
I see whenever I visit here. The broadcast made a
head and Taylor head and road nut. Y'all'm sure you
got some colorful nicknames. It's like if the Justice League
had like a double a farm club. Reverend earnestly sayce
sare hell like to invite whoever will to join us
(10:32):
Sunday morning at the Blessed Hope Baptist Church.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Want to thank.
Speaker 8 (10:35):
Assistant Pastor Calvin brought us for filling in for me
last week while I was on the road. I've done
at the Burning Bush Baptist Temple in Lumberton, North Carolina,
and down there a.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Preach the summer midweek revival.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
See Reese last week gave me the full VIP treatment,
put me up at the red roof. In incidentals included, well,
you know, it's all I could do not to get
all puffed up. Whenever I go out on the road,
always send my wife pitch a postcard back to put
in a little scrap book that she keeps them out
traveling Now Luvington it's a wonderful place, but it ain't
known for its great selection of souvenir postcards. You can
(11:10):
imagine probably didn't find one with a pitch of old
sponge Bob or I didn't see no mailbox in the area,
so I went over to cashier at the dairy Queen.
I said, excuse me, ma'am, can you tell me where
the post office is at? So she gave me some directions,
and since the ice was broken, I shifted seamlessly into
soul winning mode. I said, darling, I left you a
nice little tip down on the table, but right now
(11:32):
I'd like to offer you something even more precious, that,
of course, is the key to eternal life. If you
come on by the Burning Bush Baptist Temple tonight about
seven o'clock, I tell you all about God's master plan
to save your soul through the sacrifice of our Lord
Jesus Christ. He wants you to spend a turnity in
heaven with him. I'd love to give you the full story.
(11:52):
Can I carry on you to be there? She said no,
I probably won't make it. I said, well, you wal
or why not? Don't you mean tell you how to
get to heaven? She said, heaven, you don't even know
how to get to the post office. Listen, gentlemen, speaking
of lung from the road to enlightenment.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Here he is.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Thank you very much. I'm up off. Why tell what
the do you be pleasing? Though? I went cap in
a couple of weeks ago, up in the mountains. Oh hoot.
Speaker 9 (12:20):
Never couldn't go. But the buddy bold Head, you know
bold Head the ahsm yeah, wild West, sitting around by
the cap fire there it was ane heed.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
The dusk was coming on. I said, Boldhead, I can't
believe you don't believe in God.
Speaker 9 (12:35):
Why don't you believe in God? He said, well, I
ain't never heard him, I ain't never seed him. I
don't believe it nothing. I'd her to sea, I said,
bold Head, look at this beautiful sight. Look at the mountains,
the trees, a beautiful sunset, the rivers.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Who made all that?
Speaker 9 (12:50):
He said, well, mother nature made that? And I said, well,
you ain't never seen to her. Mother dature, he said,
just don't t feed last week she's beating on the
hood of a car with a base.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Hand.
Speaker 9 (13:02):
You such a boaehead. I don't even talk about no more.
But sometime you go need God. I just don't know
who you think you're gonna call old deal. Oh, he said,
I don't worry about I made. I said, I want to.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
He went on bed.
Speaker 9 (13:14):
Next morning, I still a little hot. I went up
down down fishing boat's head said he gonna take a
little high. Well, he hiked up the bout and showed
that he slipped off a cliff. He was grabbing those
going down. He grabbed on this little bitty twig that
was hanging off beside the cliff. He's down there, just
daggling over. Oh yeah, so he's hagging there and his thinking.
(13:35):
He looked up into heavens that he said, is there
anybody up there? Because I sure cut you some help.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Now.
Speaker 9 (13:42):
All of a sudden, his voice come down, a booming voice,
said bold head. If you have faith, let go of
the twig bold head hug O there a minute, look
back up into heaven, said, is there anybody else up out?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Hold?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Good morning? You got the big show on already, more
chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 10 (14:13):
Hello, it's me Spanky, you know, mister personality from the
Yellow Rose. I'm not sure why I'm doing this. It's
not like they're paying me or anything. I can't even
get the redneck to pay his tab down a car.
But you can't help but love them, no matter how
nerve wracking they are. I don't even complain when they
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make fun of my big head. I just wish John
Boy would give me back my memory foam pillow and
stop telling his kids that's where the comet hits.
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Coming up last Round's a worthy word for the week
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Right now, it's Tom for our Friday morning quarterback, mister
Tom Sorenson, as he joins us every Friday here during
the NFL season, he'll pick every game this weekend before
we get out of here this morning. Good morning Tom,
Good morning, johnboy. Hello body want to see what you
did last week? I gotta confess I stick. My son's
in here with me. He's shooting some stuff there, some
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b roll of the videos. We'll call it in the biz.
You know we're talking about. But anyway, so I was
saying on Monday night's game, I said, wait a minute,
Tom picked Arizona to beat the Cowboys. They're playing in Dallas.
All the pregames were just going, hell, they're gonna go.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Off and all that.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
He was down bad on you, Tom, He's like, what
is Tom thinking? Is that playing the backup? He was
down bad? But the bad the congratulations, that's why you're
picking the game. And I just sit here and complain
after they're over with. But good work ten and four
last week for the season eighty one fifty three and one,
(17:29):
you got your locked. You had Seattle over Washington by
three and a half. They oh tore apart, beating them
about twenty four points for the season nine and six
on the Locks. Halfway into the season, Tom, these.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
And how fast it's coming.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
It is crazy. They with waiting in the here and
then it's gone. I guess we're getting older. But anyway,
that's a lot. So Tom, okay, first of all, well
wait a minute, we'll get to the Panthers. Let me say,
ago halfway into the season, where we start. What are
you looking at?
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Well, you look at the lookies in first place, you
know in the AFC East it's New England which went
four and thirteen last season. AFC North it's Pittsburgh supposed
to be Baltimore FC South, it's Indianapolis, which went to
eight and nine last season, and then the AFC West
Denver and not KC. I think one reason people watch
the NFL the way they do is because you really
(18:26):
don't know what's going to happen, and you just it's
surprising and you got to wait for the end and
it's uh. I think it's been a really interesting season.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
And you noted some surprises last week, among them Minnesota
winning at Detroit and like we mentioned, Dallas losing at
home to an Arizona team that had lost five straight.
What what gave out a way for you?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Tom?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
That's Thisnick, I'm all last, Tom, what what did you
see in Arizona be beating the Cowboys goes hardly anybody
picked them to win.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
It's what I didn't see. I didn't see a Dallas defense.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Well there you go, Bam. All right, So now let's
get to oured Carolina Panthers. Talking about surprises. Carolina goes
to Green Bay and beats the Packers, and Tom, maybe
they listened to us. Finally put Rico Dowdell in there,
let him play most of the game. He's playing better
than Cuba. They did it. He goes off, We went again.
(19:25):
How about that?
Speaker 3 (19:27):
They are they are undefeated. When Rico starts, and I
mean he is, he looks like one. Then you look
like one of the best running backs.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yeah, yes it does.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
I mean he's third in the league in rushing yards,
he's third in yards per carry's fourth and first downs,
and they've just got a guy when they need that
first down, when they need that player that's getting the balls,
they go and I tear. The other thing the Panthers
did green Bay. Green Bay is a good team. They
came in with only one loss, and Bryce Young's record
(19:58):
going into the game on the road was two and fifteen.
I've been to Lambeman. That's a tough place to win.
What the Panthers did is Green Bay loves a big
play at explosive play, so they took that away and
just said you can have little dinky passes and maybe
some runs and that's how we're giving you. And they
just Jordan loved the quarterback doesn't play that way. He
(20:19):
likes going deep and that threw him off. And meanwhile,
when the Panthers had the ball, that was just run, run,
short pass short pass and it really frustrated the packers,
and I thought it was a great coaching job, a
great running job. Bright Young doesn't have pretty numbers, and
he's not thrown for four hundred yards, but when he's
got to be good, when he's got to hit that pass,
(20:40):
he hits it. And you know they hadn't been up,
they hadn't been above five hundred in god, how many years?
Too long, way too long. But it's just not you
don't see it coming, you know, at least I didn't
last time they were above five hundred just late in
(21:01):
the season. Was I know I wrote it down twenty one.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I found it Tom four years ago.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
There you go, Thank you. Yeah. I got to count
on you for common sense. That's why they call me
b Roll. That's my radio.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
So, Dob, we got a new record field gold distance
over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Cam Little for Jacksonville hit from sixty eight yards broke
the old record by two yards, and you could tell
it was good all the way, all the way through.
And they needed at Jacksonville bet Vegas by a point.
But what was funny, I think, is the guy who
had the record and he held it for so long,
(21:45):
was I remember Tom Dempsey.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Oh, yeah, of course, yeah, Well I remember it was
his foot or lack thereof.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
He held the record for forty years, and he I
was thinking when I thought back, I thought this was
made out of wood, but it wasn't that. He didn't
have he toes on his right foot, their fingers on
his right hand, and so he had this kicking shoe.
It looked like a cigar that somebody had stubbed out.
I mean, it's like a little stub for it. It's
like a roller that'd be on the bottom of a chair.
And he kicked it. And the reporter asked him afterwards,
(22:16):
you know, because nobody was kicking sixty three yards then
and asked Dempsey about it and said, do you have
an unfair advantage? And he did not like hearing that,
and he said, how about you try kicking a sixty
three yard field goal with two seconds left and no toes.
He told him that was pretty cool. I'd forgotten about him,
(22:36):
but you remember when it happened because it was unheard of.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah, I remember that, and then thinking about, well, that'll
never I'll never be broken because he's got that special shoe,
you know, because he didn't have toes. Oh, it was crazy,
all right. So two examples of coaches at the opposite
ends of the spectrum on Sunday, Tom, would you like
to tell us about that?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Sure, since you asked. Yeah, Dan Quinn, who coaches Washington,
he had left, uh, his quarterback in and they were
getting hammered by Seattle, which I predicted, and he left
him in way too long. And the quarterback wasn't supposed
to scramble. But what do you do when you got
(23:19):
a big, mean guy chasing you. You run. He got
tackled and he put down his left arm to brace
the fall and dislocated it and he's going to be
out for a while. And just was, uh, you know,
it was just bad news. But Quinn, what I like
what he did was he said, look it it's my fault.
I shouldn't have had him in there. It's one hundred
(23:40):
percent on me. You don't hear that very often in
sports or odd of sports, somebody taking the blame. Meanwhile,
rah Hee Morris, the coach of the Atlanta Falcons, accused
New England at cheating, and yeah, when Belichick was a coach,
they cheated and he didn't cheat anymore. As the tar
heels record, yes, but he said that what what the
(24:05):
players are doing New England players are they're clapping. They
were simulating the clap of the quarterback, which is against
against the rules, and so Raheem accused them of cheating.
And then the next day Raheem said, Okay, well, maybe
maybe they didn't cheat because they couldn't find any player
who's been clapping, and players make noise, they're loud. They
(24:25):
couldn't reproduce that clapping sound. And what happened is that
the center heard the clapping, hike the ball too soon.
Quarterback had to get rid of it and it was
intentional grounded. So I just, I just so many people
in games in the NFL are fixed. Man, if you're
going to chuse somebody cheating, you got to have it right.
And Raheem Morris did not.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
And then I don't think, you know, we see stuff
like this. This makes you there's way too many people
to fix stuff. You know, you got to just keep
it small, like like we learned with the NBA, you know,
some poker.
Speaker 10 (24:58):
Something like that.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Oh right, so Tom, thank you that buddy, How you
hang on, We'll get you back on here to pick
every game. This weekend while you're hot there, buddy. All right,
all right, well, let's play worthy word right quick lyall
one eight hundred Big Show you told free line, get
a couple of contestants and play next. Good morning, it's
(25:43):
a big show on the radio for your Friday. No
Vimina seventh feature track from the Big Show, Big Box
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be hearing it this morning because I'm in tom Sons
and gonna be back with us speaking every game then
(26:05):
FLA this weekend. Can you put a price on that?
I Ca'm bout a buck a game?
Speaker 3 (26:12):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Click out on their contest button. Make that happen. If
you can't get fool, let's do it.
Speaker 10 (26:17):
I went to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
The third word, that a wordy word. Let's meet their contestants.
Philip had the sardest Tennessee. Good morning, Philip, Good morning.
Why we speaking the same language, so it'll be meeting
Philip on one team. Let's say hey to Clay out
of Pensacola, Florida. Good morning, Clay, good morning, going on,
(26:42):
Good morning you are, and Tater he's wow. Alright, boys,
welcome here. Let's see words that are random random words. Guys.
So let's here what we can do. Clay, you and
Teddy relax, me and Philip see what we can put
(27:03):
on the board here for the first thirty seconds. Side
you ready, Philip, I'm ready, all right, buddy, start the
clock now. The blank of oz wizard. Yeah, uh huh.
This is where you put your thing in to unlock
the door. It's two words, no, unlock it, unlock it
(27:23):
with a what?
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
And how many there's eighteen of these on a golf course.
Put it together? Yes, uh huh? Smearing off? Is this
kind of liquor?
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Yes? Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
I tell these I'm a comedian. I tell uh huh this.
This bird is black and eats dead things. He was
gonna get a bluzzard, you can tell, but it was
too late. But good job Philip for on the board.
Alrighty had Clay, You ready to go with Tate? Tate,
Let's do it all right, brand new word and go.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Sorry, this is a one man boat. It's not a canoe,
but you can either sit in it or sit on it. Oh,
it's so warm and blank in here so warm. And
this is this is a dead a dead person that
runs around and kills people. No, yeah, a game you
play with babies. Two words, yes or three. This is
(28:23):
on your pants and it's either up or it's down.
This is a chair that that spins.
Speaker 7 (28:30):
It's a wet chair, beter chair, beard chair, beauty chair,
computer chair, comwter chair chair, beauty chair.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Let's say what y'all did a five on the board?
Speaker 5 (28:45):
By one?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Was that it was five to four? Alrighty Philip, are
you ready, buddy, I'm ready. Alright, we're picking up on
that last one. When I say start the clock, if
you know it, you say it, starting the clock. Now,
keep your head on, no, keep your head on a
(29:07):
w Yes, that's it. Uhh. This is kind of music
that trumpets play. A blank band. Yeah, uh huh. These
are little people like in the Wizard of Oz they
were what yeah, uh huh. Oh, you're you're uncoordinated. You
are all what they call you? This another word. It's
like a short word. You're a uh no, it's a
(29:29):
hard word.
Speaker 10 (29:30):
What what did you do?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
What did you say? Okay, we're the blank roame. He
did not say it. Okay, Well let's go back and
and and see what's happening here. All right, what was
that word that we had up y'all said?
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Philip said klutz? Did you say klutz? Philip?
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Lie?
Speaker 8 (29:52):
Lie?
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Well then do you want your time?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
I want nothing. I want you and Clay to go
and get three and win. Clay and Tyler ready.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Go wings blank wings at the bar? Yes you uh
you measure uh, furniture with by what?
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Yeah? With?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
And then the up and down. Yes, this is the
middle of the middle of the egg, the yellow parts.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
All right there it is follow wind and telling dog, well,
we don't like in that way. He's taking some of
the shot out, fell, give you another shot down the road,
because I'm not had it this week. I'm ready to
go home, all right, good man, good John? You hook
fell the back up again? When I when I got
my full brain engaged here, Hey, Clay, not taking anything
(30:56):
away from you, buddy, You got the big old burn
tea County peanuts or you got that. I was back
of there. Whatever it is, okay, I don't know it's
the wrong one, of course. That's the way it's going,
all right, Body, hang on for Jackie. Good morning, Big
shows on the radio, or something you'd like to hear
about this time. Hit us up on the John Bone
Better Facebook page, like Mike TiAl out of Hollywood, Alabama did.
(31:19):
Mike says, congratulations on the retirement, all the laughs over
the years, which you all, well, can you play some
Ward Burton skits before you go? Nothing like Ward's rapping song.
Appreciate you got Mike coming up next. Good morning, it's
(31:58):
a big show on the radio. Be reques from l
my tail out of Hollywood, Alabama. It's yours my.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Yo, yo.
Speaker 11 (32:09):
Check two, check two, South Boston, Virginia in the High
I said, South Boston, Virginia in the High where all
my spot is at all Right, y'all hold on your
second him hep hey, hivy to the help with the help,
(32:32):
help Hobby. You don't stop the rocking to the bang
bang b say up jump.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
The bugget to the rhythm of the buggy to beat book.
Speaker 11 (32:39):
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What y'all are facing on the VIP Command of C
Big w T The AID twenty two The Man from Dodge,
Biggest Gangster in the whole garage. I've got the cop,
got the motor, great big cat on the skid, still Loder.
Speaker 5 (32:57):
I'm killer. It ain't no killer.
Speaker 11 (33:00):
Don't mess around with the big caterpillar.
Speaker 10 (33:02):
I'm cool.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
I ain't no food. I just opened up my own
speech in school.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Mc blake. That's for sake, see me coming.
Speaker 5 (33:10):
You're going to be hurting. I'm catboy. Keep that boy.
My spot's a whole lot.
Speaker 11 (33:15):
Better than bat Boy, Kilo Vanilla, big Caterpillar. When I
hit the mic, it's always a filling that ain't enough
to make you.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Flip your wig.
Speaker 11 (33:23):
Come on down to the souvenir rig where the tailor
pot girls go around the outside, around the outside, around
the outside, tailor.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Box gus go around the outside. You down with ch,
You down with ch, You down with ch.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
I that's enough, it is mess.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Now peace.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
We are way to your mama. And now.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Good
eye man, Tom Sorensen back in here. Good morning again, Tom,
you there, buddy, Good morning in Jumbo. You are all
right that we said last week. You went ten and
four for the season, eighty one fifty three and one
(34:40):
on your locks. You're one and oh Seattle over Washington.
For the season. You're nine and six, all right, So
let's look at the teams that's taken the weekend off.
Team's on a bye, the three and six Cincinnati Bengals,
the three, five and one Dallas Cowboys, the five and
four Kansas City Chiefs, the one and eight Tennessee Titans.
(35:05):
We are already at week number ten. We'll start with
the Sunday Oh hey, we got another game across the
ocean tom at nine to thirty AM on the NFL Plus.
Now that says NFL Plus. Does that mean it's it's
(35:25):
not the NFL network? This is another streaming deal. We
gotta get Tom.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
They gotta tell Avis we'll find it one way, or
you got your son to do it. I'll call my
kids and figure it out.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
I did look over the stick and he nodded, all right.
So yeah, nine thirty in the morning, the three and
five Atlanta Falcons play the seven and two Indianapolis Colts
in Berlin.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Teared down that wall and tear down Atlanta.
Speaker 5 (35:58):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
I like Indianapolis this one all right.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
The early Sunday afternoon games, these six and two Buffalo
Bills are the two and seven Miami Dolphins.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
I think Buffaloes really got to work, and they were
unsteady earlier this season, but they're playing as well as
anybody in them. They cruising this one little right.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
The three and five Baltimore Ravens are the four and
four Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Toughest game of the week to pick, but I think
the Vikings have a better defense and I think they
win in the upset.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
The two and six Cleveland Browns are the one and
seven New York Jets.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
It's a bad game, but you know what, Jets are hot.
They weren't win in a row and they're gonna make
it too.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
I five and three Jacksonville Jaguars are the three and
five Houston Texans.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
These are both tough teams to tough teams to figure.
But another uposte.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
I'm going with Jacksonville Houston Texans. These seven and two
New England Patriots are the six and two Tampa Bay Bucks.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
I like New England, they're the underdogs. I just think
that's a good team, a world coach team, a team
that doesn't you and I think the Peapot's win all right.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Then they got the one in eight New Orleans Saints
at the five and four Carolina Panthers.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
I haven't done this and so on. Carolina has favored
by five and a half. I win it by nine,
and they are my locked number one.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Lock number one has been a while. You're a lot
of feathers. Get on the locked train, all right. Then
we got the two and seven New York Giants at
the five and three Chicago Bears.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
It's my lock number two. Chicago's favored by only three
and a half. They're gonna win it by a touchdown,
and they are.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
My luck locked number two, The Bears the Bears. And
then we got three late Sunday afternoon games, three and
five Arizona Cardinals of the six and two Seattle Seahawks.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Boy Seadle's playing well. Sam Darnold has been incredible, and
Seattle's one at home.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
The five and three Detroit Lines at the three and
six Washington Commanders.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Trot's gonna be angry after losing it one in Minnesota,
a division rival last week, and they're gonna win this
one with these.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Detroit on the road. And then we got these six
and two La Rams of the six and three San
Francisco forty nine Ers.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
These are good teams, but Rams are playing so well
they're gonna win it closely.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
And the Rams on that one. Then Sunday Night Football
five and three Pittsburgh Steelers at the six and three
LA Chargers.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
Both teams have been in consistent. Boy, that Pittsburgh defense
looked good last week against Indianapolis, but playing in LA
Pittsburgh traveling cross country, I'm going with the Churches.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Going with the Chargers there. And then Monday Night Football
one game the on ABC the six and two Philadelphia
Eagles at the five to two and one Green Bay Pickers.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
A lot of upsets this week, Green Bay favorite, but
I like the egos.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Unbrokell Eagles on the road once again. Two locks, Carolina
over in New Orleans by more than five and a half.
There's Chicago over in New York Giants by more than
three and a half. All right, Tom, have.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
A good weekend, buddy, Appreciate you and everybody had a
good time and thank you.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
All right, boo, let's get it.
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