November 21, 2025 • 38 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s Friday, so we’ve got a brand new script ready for John Boy & Billy Playhouse entitled, “The Big Gulp”.. - we’ll check in on J.D.’s 24-Hour Stores to see what they have planned for us over the Holiday’s.. - Lipless is in with another batch of Thanksgiving jokes.. - We’ll give the Butterball Song one more spin.. - John Boy gives away yet another one of his “Wonderful Things”.. - We’ll fill a request for “Raiford’s Dong Story”.. - and Tom Sorenson recaps the past week’s action in the NFL - and predicts the winners for every single game in the coming days…
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Speaker 1 (00:22):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
It's a big show on the radio for your Friday morning.
Look at our feature track when a Big Show Big
Box comedian Brad Stein on saying happy holidays. Well, we
had Brad in the Big Show Studio Funny ride school
keyword happy Holidays. He shot the Big Box app the
Big Show dot com me. Right now, it's time for
(00:44):
beating the blonde. We got our blonde. You on up Brown,
you purchase our contestant. We got tray from Ophlakah, Alabama.
Good morning Tray, Good morning over likeah. I hope she
likes me. I've been doing some oblaga workshopping material. Have
(01:05):
you ever heard that trade in your whole life? All right,
so it really doesn't have to be funny, just as
long as you've never heard of That's what I'm going for,
all right, Right, Well, let's let's get on it. We're
gonna ask Tatter some questions. You agree or disagree, and
to right for too wrong and you win.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I oh sound good.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Statistically, the most common time for this crime to occur
is between three and six pm on Friday and Sunday.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Crime harsh Okay, not that I have experienced this personally, y'all,
but the crime of speeding.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Speeding between three and six pm Friday and Sunday. You
agree or disagree this Friday on getting I'm gonna have
to agree with that.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
One, really big guy.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
We sounded like you knew what you were talking about.
I guess I'm sorry that was shoplifting. Shoplifting is more
likely to curve about that. All right, Okay, ahead.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
That's one buzzer. Listen when you get the bell, all right, tater?
Are camels born with or without humps?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Didn't know?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Okay, you hit me out of left field on that.
You can YouTube this. Camels grow into their humps, so
they're born without.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Wow, So like the hump is born and then the
camel grows into it. That's what she said. I'm sticking
to it. Then, So are camels born with or without?
With house and you said without?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
As they grow up they get their.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
God tray, Do you agree or disagree with that hump theory?
Oh man, that's a good one. Okay, I don't know that.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Let's go with agree. Let's go with agree. There you go,
they grew into their hops? All right, here we go.
We got a full count going into the final question. Yes, Tater,
science has taught us that you you can tell the
age of a tree by counting its rings. Yes, but
(03:31):
what can we learn from the width between those rings?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Anyone who spent time with a tree knows, yeah, that
the rings are the age and the width is the
rainfall for each year of their life.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
The width is the rainfall, all right, Trey, agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
I'm don't agree with that one.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Ah so, and actually it tells that the annual rainfall,
how tall it was as well, and the average annual temperature.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
No, it doesn't. That's stuff that I put you know
for you know, Sidetrack.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
I never heard this. I got I read fast you're driving,
he said.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
It was such credibility.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I leave you.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Look at that stick that threw me off right, it's
my fault.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Dry.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Good work on your in, buddy. Hang on, Jackie, hook
you up with a prize pick. I appreciate you. Can
I do a shout out? Please do? We'll give a
shout out.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
To my pause Paul McClellan.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
We've been listening to you, guys hell ever since I
was born. Awesome, Awesome means so much, man, appreciate you
and your pop. Then I ain't gonna This is the award.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's number
one exports.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Y'all.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
How y'all doing?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Hey man, somebody need to set the TV people down
and tell them they're trying to put way too much
crap on the screen. I ain't talking about the program,
that's bad enough. I'm talking about all them little logos
and promos that go swooshing.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Around during the show.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Now, I don't mind the little thing down in the
corner tells you what channel you're on, But I don't
need all this junk popping up talking about what's coming
up next next. He's sitting there trying to watch Homer Simpson.
Here come Determinator, the robot from the future. And by
the future, I mean tomorrow night at nine o'clock. Yeah,
if the show coming up, it's so important, you got
(06:12):
to interrupt the one I'm watching now to tell me
about it. Poorn't you just take this one off and
put that one on? Cause when Doctor House is about
ten seconds away from figuring out what's about to kill
this poor sapping Room number nine, I don't need Steward
from the Family Guy taking his butt at me at
the bottom of the pitcher Lilly. Now, sometimes they'll put
stuff on the screen to help you out, like you know,
(06:34):
you be watching the ball game. They got a box
in the corner with the score and how much time
is left. See that's perfect. When you watch a race,
they always got the field summary going across the top
of the screen, so you can see how your boy's doing.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
See that's useful.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
But I don't need no animated promo for next week
while I'm trying to watch this week. One time I
was watching the Atlanta race, little car came driving in
on the bottom of the screen.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
This car wasn't even in the race.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
I don't know where it came from. Then a little
tiny pit crew came out, changed two little tiny tires,
put in a half a tank of gas, and when
the car pulled off, they went to a little tiny
concession stand and bought two little tiny hot dogs. Please
Kayotis put some of it, says next week, food City
five hundred at Bristol. Really, I don't need no computerized
reenactment of a pit stop. I know what happens during
(07:21):
the race I'm watching run.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
You know who's the worst at loading up the screen
with junk. No is the news channels.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
They got stuff on the top, on the bottom, down
the side. Might as well not even put a picture
in the middle of the screen. I ain't got time
to look at it. I'm too busy reading all this
other stuff, and I don't like to read. See That's
why I'm watching TV. I want to read. I'll buy
a newspaper. I'll tell you exactly when the news channel
started going wrong. September eleventh, two thousand and one. Remember
(07:50):
there was so much news that day, and it was
coming in so fast they had to put the headline
Crawl at the bottom of the screen.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Now, the problem is the.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
News has slowed down a good bit, but to crawl
been't going ever since. Nowadays. Turn off CNN looked like
the bulletin board at the laundromat screen got the logo,
the clock, the weather forecast program, guides stock prices, and
lost dog ads. Two sets of headlines going in different directions,
and one of them ain't even real news. His trivia
(08:21):
stuff like experts say thirty percent of US children have
add well, g I wonder what calls that. Old people
can't process stuff when it comes out of that fast please.
I was watch Mama's House up day watching CNN. It
was a shot of Barack Obama making a speech. On
the bottom of the screen, it said, Britney Spears launches
come back to us. Mama said, well, look at that,
(08:43):
her hand's finally coming back in. She wants a bunce.
You wait too, see what I'm talking about. Don't be
overloading my mama's brain like that. Well, oh, but I
do have some good news. I talked to one of
my boys here at the cable company. He said, they
got a piece of technology. They'll lets you get rid
of all the crap on your TV screen.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
It's called the off button.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Yell everybody, I'm John Boy.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
And Billy ooh boy guy, Good morning, rad Yell dumb right.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Good morning. Make show's on the radio.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I give away my wonderful thing number one hundred and
sixty three minutes. Right now, it's time for the grumpy
old man.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
I'm old and I don't like nothing new. All that's
jibber jabber about thanks Giving. Yeah, Pepperoni. In my day,
we didn't crawl out of bed at the crack of
dawn to spend our Thanksgiving morning fixing our fat, ugly
(10:14):
young uns big plates of greasy pork meat, feeding them
in the living room so they could stare and drool
and oogle at that big fancy flat screen idiot box.
Watching a bunch of pin heads pulling a parcel of
giant balloons down the street with some show business horses
(10:37):
ass telling everyone he's not wearing a coat because of
global warming.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Whoop te doo.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
And then here come a gaggle of pimply faced high
school marching band losers who are too weak and sickly
to play on the football team. Massacre, and another about
the baby Jesus no Surrey Bob. When I was a boy,
if we wanted Thanksgiving morning entertainment, we go next door
(11:10):
and wake up that family of slow witted, dirt worshiping
heathen four in us. We'd strip them buck naked and
run them through the streets while we whipped them with
thistle bushes and poked them in the butt with a hayfork.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
And when they got.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Too tired to run, screaming for their lives, we herded
them into the hog pin and.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Let the pigs now on them.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Whoop, totally new. Now look at us, We're ignorant, intolerant
red nicks. Yeh, that's how we rolled. And we liked it.
And when dinner time come around, it weren't no high
dollar butter.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Ball turkeys with all the fixings.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
We'd hunt our dinner like real men.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
We'd go out in the feet carrying a stick with
a big rusty nail in it, and we'd laymbast some
rabbit raccoon. Because we were too stupid to build a fire,
we have to eat it raw. The lucky ones would
get lockjaw from the rusty nail. The rest of us
would all get rabies for Christmas, and half the clad
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would die off.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Before New Years.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
The other half would stalk around the countryside like some
sort of holiday zombies, sucking the brains out of our
friends and neighbors. Hey look at me, I'm a mouth
booming maniac.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Let me bite a hole in your skull. Merry Christmas.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
And by New Years the whole county would be infected.
In the military would have to come in and napalmers all.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
And we liked it.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
We loved it.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Thanksgiving, uh libberty flu that was I'm not sure, but
(13:25):
there's a mag Sean the radio Friday morning. He'sing into
the last hour the broadcast or you work. We just
give it away time. Let's see who Wednesday, I ran
into Tammy fan them mall T shirt please? Oh w
(13:46):
there is out of Clinton, Kentucky. That'd be Roy Jones.
Sha had a boy, Roy, You got your gammy fake
T shirt Clinton's classic it is now brod got one,
all right, that's a next week's wonderful thing. Oh waffle
(14:09):
house hat. It's a ball chest. Any man, that's not good? Yeah,
I've had that for a little bit. You got a
cameo pattern underneath this stitch on the waffle house. That
is a high dollar hat right there. And I'm I'm
hanging on to my fishing waffle house hat, so I'm
will give that away of a wonderful thing unworn by
(14:30):
the way too, so.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
I believe who's gonna smell it?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Look this man sweat? Yeah, just check out the sweat.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Awesome.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Get your name in a hat and we'll give it
away about one week from right now, Good morning, Big
shows on the radio. Coming up. Last round is a
wordy word for the week. You can win a big
old Blue EMU prize package. And before we get a
here this morning, I man, Toms Orange will pick every
NFL game this weekend. We got them online right now
(15:05):
to review last weekend. Good morning, Tom, Good morning, John Boy.
How are you doing good, buddy? Been looking forward to
this we I do every week. Let's see what you did.
You went ten and five for the season. You're one
hundred and one sixty two and one locks. Oh and one. Man,
nobody's all this coming, Tom, And that I saw you
(15:26):
picked the LA Chargers given three points over Jacksonville, and
you say Jacksonville won by twenty nine points. Worst pick
of the year. But with the season, you're still ten
of eight on the locks. Been been tough getting the locks.
Been a crazy season so far, hadn't it.
Speaker 7 (15:44):
Now I'd had two good weeks in a row, because
you know, I bet on the games I recommend, and
that way I'm differently, you know, don't bet the same
in all of them. So I've been flying. And then
last week. Usually when you're losing the game or winning
and it's close, you get so tense. You know, you're
moving from chair to chair, standing in a lucky part
of the room. This one, there was no lucky part
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of the room. There was no lucky part of the city.
I mean, it was never close. Jackson would have smoked them.
So I was I hope nobody listened to.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Me, and it was like maybe I don't know, three
or four games, it seemed like me and me and
my board stick, you know, watching games together, and man,
what is it with coaches not kicking a field goal?
You know, they just want these days, I guess, I
don't know where they're going to analytics. They always go
for it, but then it just I don't know it
(16:35):
just take the points. It's right there.
Speaker 7 (16:38):
I was watching Detroit and they went for it on
every fourth, on fourth and one, fourth and eight. They
just kept going and they did not get it once.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Man, you know some nights it's just not working for you.
I mean, and it wasn't named Campbell head coach. He's
called in the plays now, so you obviously that's him. Yes,
you do something wrong with a field goal kicker. I
think they got a pretty good man. That's like twelve
points they left.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
Now they do, and but he just and it's not
analytics with him, it's pure instinct. And you know, he's
had a really good career as a head coach in Detroit.
First head coaching job. But you know he's going to
gamble every time, and lately it just seems like it
ain't working.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
That's true. Okay, I've glad you poured that out. It's
not analytics with him, it's says good, all right, sometimes
you're good. I down. I should know that too. So Tom,
you say, don't care where you live. It's great when
the local team it was not expected to contend for
the playoffs has a shot. Hey sounds like us, buddy.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
Yeah, but you know, I just I didn't want to
limit the shop. But no matter where you live, a
few teams in it and then has a shot at
the playoffs. They're not expecting it. It's like lifts the city.
You know, everybody's checking schedules, everybody's checking odds, and it's
it's fun.
Speaker 8 (17:57):
You know.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
Carolina is a half game back in the NFC South
and for the last wildcard spot. They're one game behind
San Francisco and they play at San Francisco in San
Francisco on Monday night, and it just it makes it
fun that Monday night game is going to be watched everybody,
and it's gonna it's gonna be blasted.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
That's awesome. Uh so, man, that's good. All right? Uh
what we got here? Carolina schedule, So we're playing San
Francisco Monday night. Uh so you're just looking at uh
what's gonna happen. I don't know what's the less to do.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
They're scared. They're only gonna be favored in two remaining games.
They're at San Francisco underdog by touchdown, host LA LA
is one of the best teams in the league. And
then they get to buy be at New Orleans, probably
be favorite in that one, be at Tampa, will be
an underdog, host Seattle will be an underdog, and then
finish the season Tampa at home, So two of their
(18:54):
final three games will be Tampa Bay Tampa Bay. Meanwhile,
we'll be favored in at least four games because they're
at the Rams this week, which is not good, I
mean good for Charlotte fans Carolina fans. But then they
get Arizona at home, they get New Orleans at home,
they get Atlanta at home, and they will be favored
in all of those. Be at Carolina, at Miami, Carolina
(19:16):
at home. So their schedule is much easier. But Carolina
has a shot and that's really more than any of
us expected this season.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Oh man, I just I did not realize that the
Panthers play Tampa Bay two out of the last three
games in the regular season. That's going to be tough. See,
all it took was you selling your passes. So Tom,
let me ask you a question. If your kids played
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in the NFL, what would you tell them.
Speaker 7 (19:48):
I would say number one, remember who raged you, because
you know they'd make a lot of money. I'd say
number two, don't drop the ball at the one yard line.
And I would say number three. And this goes for
whatever profession you're in, don't spit on other people.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
That was crazy, man, And you can see it.
Speaker 8 (20:11):
You look at the film.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
We're talking about Jamar Chase, one of the best receivers
in football, spitting at Ramsey, the much disliked cornerback for Pittsburgh.
And don't want to be too graphic, because you know
some people may be eating breakfast, but it shows up
on film. I mean it looks like a drone or something.
It's just it's that big. And so he suspended for
(20:36):
a game, Chase for spitting And just put that in perspective.
He will give up five hundred and seven thousand and
one hundred and fifty six dollars. That's what he will
make for one game.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Half a meal. That must have been a magical loogie.
And Tom and we've been talking about, you know, because
a couple of weeks in a row, some idiot dropped
a ball for the across the end zone. And then
then this is not the first spitting incident. You know,
what is that with spitting?
Speaker 9 (21:09):
Now?
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Who wasn't that spit it Dak Prescott with Cowboys.
Speaker 7 (21:14):
That was before the first game even started. It was
Jalen Carter, who was a big start Georgia, and he
walks up to Prescott before the game, before even the
season and spits on and so it's like, at least
wait till you start playing.
Speaker 8 (21:28):
And so he was suspended for a game. You know.
Speaker 7 (21:31):
The only good thing to come out of any of
this is that TV show you recommend it. But the
guy dropped the ball right before he reached the end zone.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Oh man, all right, a big story this week'sman Chador Senders,
the son of Coach Prime. Looks like he's getting the
start in this weekend.
Speaker 7 (21:54):
Yeah, he came in at the halftime and at the
time his team, Cleveland was winning, but with him playing
quarterback there, I outscored thirteen to nothing. In the second half,
he was four or sixteen for forty seven yards with
one interception. And for perspective, it's the lowest completion percentage
in an NFL debut in forty one years, and it's
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the worst overall debut for an NFL quarterback since Ian Book.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
You remember him, oh Ian Book? Oh yeah, that Ian Book.
Speaker 7 (22:26):
Yeah, that one he started for New Orleans and two
oho to one. And I followed this stuff pretty closely,
and I never heard of him, and he's probably never
heard of me. But he never started again. He never
That was his one start, and they said, Okay, we've
seen enough, I get out of town. But Shadora is
going to start at Las Vegas.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
And you know, you know the one it's just talking about.
Tom Was he ready? I mean, maybe he wasn't getting
the right reps, cause it nothing went right, nothing.
Speaker 7 (22:57):
And he doesn't get reps with the first team. The
first team quarterback just dominates those reps during the week,
and so he was clearly out of sink and Baltimore
Bullets almost every play, and he just got scared I
mean he would hold the ball too long, he would
just fling it up in the air, and he did
not complete one pass when he's being blitsed.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
All right, we'll get the start this weekend and say
what happens? And Tom, you were going to pick every
game for us this weekend before we get out of here.
You can hang on for just a little bit, buddy,
Thank you, thank you. That's my boy. All hang out.
Let's play on some morning word right here. One night
hundred big sell you told free line. Get a couple
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Speaker 1 (24:40):
I went everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Okay, my berdie that a birdie word hood bardy where
whatever the Olympics mording? You're looking at a gold mad
Let's ain't you over here. Let's be doctor contestants. Amy
out of Corbin, Kentucky. Good morning, Amy, Good morning, John Bill,
good morning, welcome. And we got Eadie out of Grotto's, Virginia.
(25:05):
Good morning, Edie, Hey, Harry call Hey, We're all good.
All right, good deal.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Girls.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
So it'll be me and Amy, Tater and Eatie okay,
and uh, ladies, we got words dealing with Thanksgiving, all right,
so we get this holiday in your head, words associated
with Thanksgiving? All right, Edie, you and Taytor relax me
and Amy for the first thirty seconds. All right, ready, Amy,
(25:32):
I sure am, okay, start the clock now. Some people
like to blank over the holidays. Go visit people, they
like to travel, yes, uh huh, and don't blank too
much at dinner, don't blank too much? Yes, all right, okay,
Thanksgivings one and then Christmas is one. These are our
(25:52):
favorite what yes holidays? Yes, uh huh?
Speaker 4 (25:55):
All right.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
This is the month we're in right now, November. Usually
you have a Thanksgiving day blank down the street uptown,
what a bit? Yes, okay, all right, Amy, good work.
Maybe we put a five on the board. Very respectable.
Now tater and eating for their round one? Alright you ready,
(26:17):
I'm ready? Okay?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
And oh sorry you read yeah right and go okay.
So this is another name for like a yam. You
have a blank blank cast role? Yes, oh, you have
mixed blanks. You have meat and blanks at your dinner
meat no meat, and the whole group of them meat
and blanks. No, no, no, they grow on the ground,
(26:42):
the the whole category of you eat your fruits and blanks.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Hey, after you eat.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
A lot, you need to go lay down and take
a what now?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Yeah, oh right.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
That's ok that's okay, y'all.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Two three on the board. Was still anybody's game? Amy,
leading five to three? Let's see we can pile on.
Are you ready, Amy?
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Sure?
Speaker 8 (27:07):
All right?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Starting to clock. Now, this is a sound a turkey
makes blank blank yeah, uh huh. This is the red
stuff you eat. Used to eat it out of a can? Yes,
that's it, all right, okay. The favorite blank of the year,
another name for dinner eat a good blank, neil this yes,
uh huh. This is where you bake the turkey in
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the uh hu. This is what you wipe your mouth
with the napkin? Uh huh, candied what yams? Uh huh?
A blank, Matt, they say, come on, I got that
with a middle of seven. I know that's a six
on that five. Good work, Amy eleven. All right, tater
(27:54):
and eatie. Let's say you have you ever got a eight?
I think you had. Uh huh, well that's what you
need to look. Yeah, it's okay eighty. Are you ready?
Are you all right? I'll let you know if you
up dark clock now.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
If I say thank you, you say you're you're welcome.
You you cut your meat with a you.
Speaker 9 (28:21):
This is you.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
You have this meal at night. It's what it's called
what dinner? You do this before you eat? You say,
he yep you, oh hey, what are we having? What's
on the blank? You? This is what on your table?
This is what's in the middle. It's called a you.
You make sure someone's got to clean the blank after
we eat.
Speaker 9 (28:43):
Yes, this, I'm sure when.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Hi scoring warning work dame, y'all our girls are great, man.
I'll tell you what that isn't true? Hey, don't give
me another shot down the road. All right there, that's
for you today day Amy, look at you up Aaron
Corbyn ruling the day. Congratulations, Thank you lady. Y'all hang on,
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the rage Daddy Old Doug Robachek.
Speaker 10 (30:32):
He's always out front and his column yesterday, he says,
Lord Laurence Olivier was born in Darking, England. This is offered,
says Doug, is a point of interest for theater buffs,
and not as a childish attempt to get something past
the amazing killer editors. That's Darking, England. You can look
it up. Well, Doug. I have my dog in my
(30:53):
hand right now, even as I speak my dog that
I brought back from Vietnam into Yes, I have one
dong here in my hand, and now I'm going to
drop this dong on the desk here goes there. Yes,
I'll agree to do it again. It was a leaden sound,
(31:17):
wasn't it. But no childish attempt to get something past
our amazing killer editors. That was the legitimate sound of
one dong dropping. It is a coin I brought back
from Vietnam in nineteen sixty seven. Legal tender date on
it is nineteen sixty four. Above that is a plant.
It could be a marijuana plant, but I suspect it's
(31:39):
intended to be a rice plant. Turning my dong over,
I see on the other side it says Vietnam Congha
one dong. Look it up. So if you see a
Vietnam vet who tells you he's holding onto his dong.
He's not pandering to prurian interest. He too has a
coin in his hand. And if he jingles his dogs
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before you, well he'll be a most unusual gentleman. Indeed,
now I'm putting this in an envelope and sending it
the robo check. Doug, my dog will soon be in
your hands.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
So down, so more of that.
Speaker 10 (32:35):
Sound like he got a dog in his hands, ton
of loes down a Tunn.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
That's a big show on the radio for Friday morning.
Of course, this time it always happens. Hi Friday morning
quarterback Tom soars and picks every game this weekend.
Speaker 8 (33:19):
Good morning again, Tom, Good morning again, Johnblee.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
All right, buddy.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Last week Thomas ten and five for the season one
hundred and one sixty two and one come up short
on the lock for the season. Ten NA teams with
a bye this weekend. Denver at nine and two will
not play the La Chargers at seven and four, Miami
Dolphins at four and seven, and the Washington Commanders at
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three and eight. So we start with the early Sunday
afternoon games week number twelve. All right, the eight and
two Indian Bull as coach at the five and five
Kansas City Chiefs.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
That's weird to say, but I can't give up on
my homes Fellaws. I could claim lots of points, but
I'm picking.
Speaker 8 (34:13):
Cassey, Oh right.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
The four and six Minnesota Vikings at these six, three
and one green Bay Pickers.
Speaker 7 (34:21):
Four Minnesota's having quarterback problems and they will continue in
Green Bay and the Packers win it.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Iggers take it. The nine and two New England Patriots
at the Cincinnati Bengals.
Speaker 7 (34:33):
New England is an eight and a half point favorite.
They are gonna win it in double figures, and they
are my lock number one.
Speaker 8 (34:40):
Of the week.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Okay, in New England Lock number one. The two and
nine New York Giants are these six and four Detroit Lines.
Speaker 8 (34:49):
Detroit is favored by ten and a half.
Speaker 7 (34:51):
It's a lot of points, but they're gonna win it
by fourteen, and they're my lock number two.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
I'm going two locks on the road down Detroit. The
two and eight New York Jets of the five and
five Baltimore Ravens.
Speaker 7 (35:04):
Baltimore still isn't playing like we remember them. Mark Jackson
hasn't quite been himself, but I think he will be
on Sunday, and I think Baltimore wins.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Big Okidoky six and four Pittsburgh Steelers are these seven
and three Chicago Bears.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Got Bears.
Speaker 8 (35:20):
I tell you, this is a tough game, but I
like the Bears. They win it late. They went it close,
but they went all right.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
And then we got these seven and three Seaattle Seahawks
at the one and non Tennessee Titans.
Speaker 7 (35:35):
I'm a Seattle fan, and I feel bad for Tennessee.
This is just a rough year for them, but they
haven't fired a coach in a couple of weeks, so
they have some tinuity and that won't be enough.
Speaker 8 (35:44):
Seattle wins easily.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Yeah, putty up man, all right. Then we got the
late Sunday afternoon games. The two and eight Cleveland Browns
are the two and eight Las Vegas Raiders.
Speaker 8 (35:56):
Raiders the Raiders.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
For Jacksonville messed up, you lock. They're playing at the
three and seven Arizona Cardinals.
Speaker 7 (36:07):
They're really inconsistent, but when Jacksonville is good, they are good,
and they are the better team, and they.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Went up the work all right, going with Jacksonville. Then
we got the three and seven Atlanta Falcons of the
two and eight New Orleans Saints.
Speaker 7 (36:21):
Man, Saints are favored, but I'm gonna I'm gonna go
with the Falcons.
Speaker 8 (36:25):
I think they've enough to win on the road.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Okay, Atlanta right there. And then we got the eight
and two Philadelphia Eagles at the four, five and one
Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 7 (36:35):
Well, Dallas acquired some new players, they got some injured
players back.
Speaker 8 (36:39):
They look good.
Speaker 7 (36:40):
I think this game will be close, but I just
can't pick against the Eagles.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Okay, taking the Eagles on the road at the Cowboys,
and then the Sunday night football game. These six and
four Tampa Bay Bucks of the eight and two La Rams.
Speaker 7 (36:58):
I think people don't realize how good the Rams are.
I'm and they're one of the best teams in football,
and they will prove that on Sunday night by beating
Tampa Bay where the Buccaneers.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
And then Monday Night football these six and five Carolina
Panthers at the seven and four San Francisco forty nine ers.
And if you all weren't with us, time pointed out
Carolina is one game behind San Francisco for the wild
card spot.
Speaker 8 (37:24):
Tom, It's correct, that's correct.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Wow, how about that?
Speaker 7 (37:29):
I tell you San Francisco's brew is playing well. Now
they got Rock Purty back. He's been out most of
the season. He came back late last week and played well.
I think Bryce and the Fellows have a good game.
I think the Panthers play well, but I think the
forty nine ers pulled us out.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
That's tough going to the other side of America to
play a football game. It is for good stuff, Tom Jack, you,
Buddy Well and Jordia the weekend. We'll meet again next week.
Speaker 8 (37:58):
I already have a good Monday night, man.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
It's a big show on the radio for your Friday morning.
Look at our feature track when a Big Show Big
Box comedian Brad Stein on saying happy holidays. Well, we
had Brad in the Big Show Studio Funny ride school
keyword happy Holidays. He shot the Big Box app the
Big Show dot com me. Right now, it's time for
(00:44):
beating the blonde. We got our blonde. You on up Brown,
you purchase our contestant. We got tray from Ophlakah, Alabama.
Good morning Tray, Good morning over likeah. I hope she
likes me. I've been doing some oblaga workshopping material. Have
(01:05):
you ever heard that trade in your whole life? All right,
so it really doesn't have to be funny, just as
long as you've never heard of That's what I'm going for,
all right, Right, Well, let's let's get on it. We're
gonna ask Tatter some questions. You agree or disagree, and
to right for too wrong and you win.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I oh sound good.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Statistically, the most common time for this crime to occur
is between three and six pm on Friday and Sunday.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Crime harsh Okay, not that I have experienced this personally, y'all,
but the crime of speeding.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Speeding between three and six pm Friday and Sunday. You
agree or disagree this Friday on getting I'm gonna have
to agree with that.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
One, really big guy.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
We sounded like you knew what you were talking about.
I guess I'm sorry that was shoplifting. Shoplifting is more
likely to curve about that. All right, Okay, ahead.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
That's one buzzer. Listen when you get the bell, all right, tater?
Are camels born with or without humps?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Didn't know?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Okay, you hit me out of left field on that.
You can YouTube this. Camels grow into their humps, so
they're born without.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Wow, So like the hump is born and then the
camel grows into it. That's what she said. I'm sticking
to it. Then, So are camels born with or without?
With house and you said without?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
As they grow up they get their.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
God tray, Do you agree or disagree with that hump theory?
Oh man, that's a good one. Okay, I don't know that.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Let's go with agree. Let's go with agree. There you go,
they grew into their hops? All right, here we go.
We got a full count going into the final question. Yes, Tater,
science has taught us that you you can tell the
age of a tree by counting its rings. Yes, but
(03:31):
what can we learn from the width between those rings?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Anyone who spent time with a tree knows, yeah, that
the rings are the age and the width is the
rainfall for each year of their life.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
The width is the rainfall, all right, Trey, agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
I'm don't agree with that one.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Ah so, and actually it tells that the annual rainfall,
how tall it was as well, and the average annual temperature.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
No, it doesn't. That's stuff that I put you know
for you know, Sidetrack.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
I never heard this. I got I read fast you're driving,
he said.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
It was such credibility.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I leave you.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Look at that stick that threw me off right, it's
my fault.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Dry.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Good work on your in, buddy. Hang on, Jackie, hook
you up with a prize pick. I appreciate you. Can
I do a shout out? Please do? We'll give a
shout out.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
To my pause Paul McClellan.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
We've been listening to you, guys hell ever since I
was born. Awesome, Awesome means so much, man, appreciate you
and your pop. Then I ain't gonna This is the award.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's number
one exports.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Y'all.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
How y'all doing?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Hey man, somebody need to set the TV people down
and tell them they're trying to put way too much
crap on the screen. I ain't talking about the program,
that's bad enough. I'm talking about all them little logos
and promos that go swooshing.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Around during the show.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Now, I don't mind the little thing down in the
corner tells you what channel you're on, But I don't
need all this junk popping up talking about what's coming
up next next. He's sitting there trying to watch Homer Simpson.
Here come Determinator, the robot from the future. And by
the future, I mean tomorrow night at nine o'clock. Yeah,
if the show coming up, it's so important, you got
(06:12):
to interrupt the one I'm watching now to tell me
about it. Poorn't you just take this one off and
put that one on? Cause when Doctor House is about
ten seconds away from figuring out what's about to kill
this poor sapping Room number nine, I don't need Steward
from the Family Guy taking his butt at me at
the bottom of the pitcher Lilly. Now, sometimes they'll put
stuff on the screen to help you out, like you know,
(06:34):
you be watching the ball game. They got a box
in the corner with the score and how much time
is left. See that's perfect. When you watch a race,
they always got the field summary going across the top
of the screen, so you can see how your boy's doing.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
See that's useful.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
But I don't need no animated promo for next week
while I'm trying to watch this week. One time I
was watching the Atlanta race, little car came driving in
on the bottom of the screen.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
This car wasn't even in the race.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
I don't know where it came from. Then a little
tiny pit crew came out, changed two little tiny tires,
put in a half a tank of gas, and when
the car pulled off, they went to a little tiny
concession stand and bought two little tiny hot dogs. Please
Kayotis put some of it, says next week, food City
five hundred at Bristol. Really, I don't need no computerized
reenactment of a pit stop. I know what happens during
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the race I'm watching run.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
You know who's the worst at loading up the screen
with junk. No is the news channels.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
They got stuff on the top, on the bottom, down
the side. Might as well not even put a picture
in the middle of the screen. I ain't got time
to look at it. I'm too busy reading all this
other stuff, and I don't like to read. See That's
why I'm watching TV. I want to read. I'll buy
a newspaper. I'll tell you exactly when the news channel
started going wrong. September eleventh, two thousand and one. Remember
(07:50):
there was so much news that day, and it was
coming in so fast they had to put the headline
Crawl at the bottom of the screen.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Now, the problem is the.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
News has slowed down a good bit, but to crawl
been't going ever since. Nowadays. Turn off CNN looked like
the bulletin board at the laundromat screen got the logo,
the clock, the weather forecast program, guides stock prices, and
lost dog ads. Two sets of headlines going in different directions,
and one of them ain't even real news. His trivia
(08:21):
stuff like experts say thirty percent of US children have
add well, g I wonder what calls that. Old people
can't process stuff when it comes out of that fast please.
I was watch Mama's House up day watching CNN. It
was a shot of Barack Obama making a speech. On
the bottom of the screen, it said, Britney Spears launches
come back to us. Mama said, well, look at that,
(08:43):
her hand's finally coming back in. She wants a bunce.
You wait too, see what I'm talking about. Don't be
overloading my mama's brain like that. Well, oh, but I
do have some good news. I talked to one of
my boys here at the cable company. He said, they
got a piece of technology. They'll lets you get rid
of all the crap on your TV screen.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
It's called the off button.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Yell everybody, I'm John Boy.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
And Billy ooh boy guy, Good morning, rad Yell dumb right.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Good morning. Make show's on the radio.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I give away my wonderful thing number one hundred and
sixty three minutes. Right now, it's time for the grumpy
old man.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
I'm old and I don't like nothing new. All that's
jibber jabber about thanks Giving. Yeah, Pepperoni. In my day,
we didn't crawl out of bed at the crack of
dawn to spend our Thanksgiving morning fixing our fat, ugly
(10:14):
young uns big plates of greasy pork meat, feeding them
in the living room so they could stare and drool
and oogle at that big fancy flat screen idiot box.
Watching a bunch of pin heads pulling a parcel of
giant balloons down the street with some show business horses
(10:37):
ass telling everyone he's not wearing a coat because of
global warming.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Whoop te doo.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
And then here come a gaggle of pimply faced high
school marching band losers who are too weak and sickly
to play on the football team. Massacre, and another about
the baby Jesus no Surrey Bob. When I was a boy,
if we wanted Thanksgiving morning entertainment, we go next door
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and wake up that family of slow witted, dirt worshiping
heathen four in us. We'd strip them buck naked and
run them through the streets while we whipped them with
thistle bushes and poked them in the butt with a hayfork.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
And when they got.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Too tired to run, screaming for their lives, we herded
them into the hog pin and.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Let the pigs now on them.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Whoop, totally new. Now look at us, We're ignorant, intolerant
red nicks. Yeh, that's how we rolled. And we liked it.
And when dinner time come around, it weren't no high
dollar butter.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Ball turkeys with all the fixings.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
We'd hunt our dinner like real men.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
We'd go out in the feet carrying a stick with
a big rusty nail in it, and we'd laymbast some
rabbit raccoon. Because we were too stupid to build a fire,
we have to eat it raw. The lucky ones would
get lockjaw from the rusty nail. The rest of us
would all get rabies for Christmas, and half the clad
(12:20):
would die off.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Before New Years.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
The other half would stalk around the countryside like some
sort of holiday zombies, sucking the brains out of our
friends and neighbors. Hey look at me, I'm a mouth
booming maniac.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Let me bite a hole in your skull. Merry Christmas.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
And by New Years the whole county would be infected.
In the military would have to come in and napalmers all.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
And we liked it.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
We loved it.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Thanksgiving, uh libberty flu that was I'm not sure, but
(13:25):
there's a mag Sean the radio Friday morning. He'sing into
the last hour the broadcast or you work. We just
give it away time. Let's see who Wednesday, I ran
into Tammy fan them mall T shirt please? Oh w
(13:46):
there is out of Clinton, Kentucky. That'd be Roy Jones.
Sha had a boy, Roy, You got your gammy fake
T shirt Clinton's classic it is now brod got one,
all right, that's a next week's wonderful thing. Oh waffle
(14:09):
house hat. It's a ball chest. Any man, that's not good? Yeah,
I've had that for a little bit. You got a
cameo pattern underneath this stitch on the waffle house. That
is a high dollar hat right there. And I'm I'm
hanging on to my fishing waffle house hat, so I'm
will give that away of a wonderful thing unworn by
(14:30):
the way too, so.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
I believe who's gonna smell it?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Look this man sweat? Yeah, just check out the sweat.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Awesome.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Get your name in a hat and we'll give it
away about one week from right now, Good morning, Big
shows on the radio. Coming up. Last round is a
wordy word for the week. You can win a big
old Blue EMU prize package. And before we get a
here this morning, I man, Toms Orange will pick every
NFL game this weekend. We got them online right now
(15:05):
to review last weekend. Good morning, Tom, Good morning, John Boy.
How are you doing good, buddy? Been looking forward to
this we I do every week. Let's see what you did.
You went ten and five for the season. You're one
hundred and one sixty two and one locks. Oh and one. Man,
nobody's all this coming, Tom, And that I saw you
(15:26):
picked the LA Chargers given three points over Jacksonville, and
you say Jacksonville won by twenty nine points. Worst pick
of the year. But with the season, you're still ten
of eight on the locks. Been been tough getting the locks.
Been a crazy season so far, hadn't it.
Speaker 7 (15:44):
Now I'd had two good weeks in a row, because
you know, I bet on the games I recommend, and
that way I'm differently, you know, don't bet the same
in all of them. So I've been flying. And then
last week. Usually when you're losing the game or winning
and it's close, you get so tense. You know, you're
moving from chair to chair, standing in a lucky part
of the room. This one, there was no lucky part
(16:06):
of the room. There was no lucky part of the city.
I mean, it was never close. Jackson would have smoked them.
So I was I hope nobody listened to.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Me, and it was like maybe I don't know, three
or four games, it seemed like me and me and
my board stick, you know, watching games together, and man,
what is it with coaches not kicking a field goal?
You know, they just want these days, I guess, I
don't know where they're going to analytics. They always go
for it, but then it just I don't know it
(16:35):
just take the points. It's right there.
Speaker 7 (16:38):
I was watching Detroit and they went for it on
every fourth, on fourth and one, fourth and eight. They
just kept going and they did not get it once.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Man, you know some nights it's just not working for you.
I mean, and it wasn't named Campbell head coach. He's
called in the plays now, so you obviously that's him. Yes,
you do something wrong with a field goal kicker. I
think they got a pretty good man. That's like twelve
points they left.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
Now they do, and but he just and it's not
analytics with him, it's pure instinct. And you know, he's
had a really good career as a head coach in Detroit.
First head coaching job. But you know he's going to
gamble every time, and lately it just seems like it
ain't working.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
That's true. Okay, I've glad you poured that out. It's
not analytics with him, it's says good, all right, sometimes
you're good. I down. I should know that too. So Tom,
you say, don't care where you live. It's great when
the local team it was not expected to contend for
the playoffs has a shot. Hey sounds like us, buddy.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
Yeah, but you know, I just I didn't want to
limit the shop. But no matter where you live, a
few teams in it and then has a shot at
the playoffs. They're not expecting it. It's like lifts the city.
You know, everybody's checking schedules, everybody's checking odds, and it's
it's fun.
Speaker 8 (17:57):
You know.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
Carolina is a half game back in the NFC South
and for the last wildcard spot. They're one game behind
San Francisco and they play at San Francisco in San
Francisco on Monday night, and it just it makes it
fun that Monday night game is going to be watched everybody,
and it's gonna it's gonna be blasted.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
That's awesome. Uh so, man, that's good. All right? Uh
what we got here? Carolina schedule, So we're playing San
Francisco Monday night. Uh so you're just looking at uh
what's gonna happen. I don't know what's the less to do.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
They're scared. They're only gonna be favored in two remaining games.
They're at San Francisco underdog by touchdown, host LA LA
is one of the best teams in the league. And
then they get to buy be at New Orleans, probably
be favorite in that one, be at Tampa, will be
an underdog, host Seattle will be an underdog, and then
finish the season Tampa at home, So two of their
(18:54):
final three games will be Tampa Bay Tampa Bay. Meanwhile,
we'll be favored in at least four games because they're
at the Rams this week, which is not good, I
mean good for Charlotte fans Carolina fans. But then they
get Arizona at home, they get New Orleans at home,
they get Atlanta at home, and they will be favored
in all of those. Be at Carolina, at Miami, Carolina
(19:16):
at home. So their schedule is much easier. But Carolina
has a shot and that's really more than any of
us expected this season.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Oh man, I just I did not realize that the
Panthers play Tampa Bay two out of the last three
games in the regular season. That's going to be tough. See,
all it took was you selling your passes. So Tom,
let me ask you a question. If your kids played
(19:45):
in the NFL, what would you tell them.
Speaker 7 (19:48):
I would say number one, remember who raged you, because
you know they'd make a lot of money. I'd say
number two, don't drop the ball at the one yard line.
And I would say number three. And this goes for
whatever profession you're in, don't spit on other people.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
That was crazy, man, And you can see it.
Speaker 8 (20:11):
You look at the film.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
We're talking about Jamar Chase, one of the best receivers
in football, spitting at Ramsey, the much disliked cornerback for Pittsburgh.
And don't want to be too graphic, because you know
some people may be eating breakfast, but it shows up
on film. I mean it looks like a drone or something.
It's just it's that big. And so he suspended for
(20:36):
a game, Chase for spitting And just put that in perspective.
He will give up five hundred and seven thousand and
one hundred and fifty six dollars. That's what he will
make for one game.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Half a meal. That must have been a magical loogie.
And Tom and we've been talking about, you know, because
a couple of weeks in a row, some idiot dropped
a ball for the across the end zone. And then
then this is not the first spitting incident. You know,
what is that with spitting?
Speaker 9 (21:09):
Now?
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Who wasn't that spit it Dak Prescott with Cowboys.
Speaker 7 (21:14):
That was before the first game even started. It was
Jalen Carter, who was a big start Georgia, and he
walks up to Prescott before the game, before even the
season and spits on and so it's like, at least
wait till you start playing.
Speaker 8 (21:28):
And so he was suspended for a game. You know.
Speaker 7 (21:31):
The only good thing to come out of any of
this is that TV show you recommend it. But the
guy dropped the ball right before he reached the end zone.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Oh man, all right, a big story this week'sman Chador Senders,
the son of Coach Prime. Looks like he's getting the
start in this weekend.
Speaker 7 (21:54):
Yeah, he came in at the halftime and at the
time his team, Cleveland was winning, but with him playing
quarterback there, I outscored thirteen to nothing. In the second half,
he was four or sixteen for forty seven yards with
one interception. And for perspective, it's the lowest completion percentage
in an NFL debut in forty one years, and it's
(22:18):
the worst overall debut for an NFL quarterback since Ian Book.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
You remember him, oh Ian Book? Oh yeah, that Ian Book.
Speaker 7 (22:26):
Yeah, that one he started for New Orleans and two
oho to one. And I followed this stuff pretty closely,
and I never heard of him, and he's probably never
heard of me. But he never started again. He never
That was his one start, and they said, Okay, we've
seen enough, I get out of town. But Shadora is
going to start at Las Vegas.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
And you know, you know the one it's just talking about.
Tom Was he ready? I mean, maybe he wasn't getting
the right reps, cause it nothing went right, nothing.
Speaker 7 (22:57):
And he doesn't get reps with the first team. The
first team quarterback just dominates those reps during the week,
and so he was clearly out of sink and Baltimore
Bullets almost every play, and he just got scared I
mean he would hold the ball too long, he would
just fling it up in the air, and he did
not complete one pass when he's being blitsed.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
All right, we'll get the start this weekend and say
what happens? And Tom, you were going to pick every
game for us this weekend before we get out of here.
You can hang on for just a little bit, buddy,
Thank you, thank you. That's my boy. All hang out.
Let's play on some morning word right here. One night
hundred big sell you told free line. Get a couple
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Speaker 1 (24:40):
I went everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Okay, my berdie that a birdie word hood bardy where
whatever the Olympics mording? You're looking at a gold mad
Let's ain't you over here. Let's be doctor contestants. Amy
out of Corbin, Kentucky. Good morning, Amy, Good morning, John Bill,
good morning, welcome. And we got Eadie out of Grotto's, Virginia.
(25:05):
Good morning, Edie, Hey, Harry call Hey, We're all good.
All right, good deal.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Girls.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
So it'll be me and Amy, Tater and Eatie okay,
and uh, ladies, we got words dealing with Thanksgiving, all right,
so we get this holiday in your head, words associated
with Thanksgiving? All right, Edie, you and Taytor relax me
and Amy for the first thirty seconds. All right, ready, Amy,
(25:32):
I sure am, okay, start the clock now. Some people
like to blank over the holidays. Go visit people, they
like to travel, yes, uh huh, and don't blank too
much at dinner, don't blank too much? Yes, all right, okay,
Thanksgivings one and then Christmas is one. These are our
(25:52):
favorite what yes holidays? Yes, uh huh?
Speaker 4 (25:55):
All right.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
This is the month we're in right now, November. Usually
you have a Thanksgiving day blank down the street uptown,
what a bit? Yes, okay, all right, Amy, good work.
Maybe we put a five on the board. Very respectable.
Now tater and eating for their round one? Alright you ready,
(26:17):
I'm ready? Okay?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
And oh sorry you read yeah right and go okay.
So this is another name for like a yam. You
have a blank blank cast role? Yes, oh, you have
mixed blanks. You have meat and blanks at your dinner
meat no meat, and the whole group of them meat
and blanks. No, no, no, they grow on the ground,
(26:42):
the the whole category of you eat your fruits and blanks.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Hey, after you eat.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
A lot, you need to go lay down and take
a what now?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Yeah, oh right.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
That's ok that's okay, y'all.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Two three on the board. Was still anybody's game? Amy,
leading five to three? Let's see we can pile on.
Are you ready, Amy?
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Sure?
Speaker 8 (27:07):
All right?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Starting to clock. Now, this is a sound a turkey
makes blank blank yeah, uh huh. This is the red
stuff you eat. Used to eat it out of a can? Yes,
that's it, all right, okay. The favorite blank of the year,
another name for dinner eat a good blank, neil this yes,
uh huh. This is where you bake the turkey in
(27:30):
the uh hu. This is what you wipe your mouth
with the napkin? Uh huh, candied what yams? Uh huh?
A blank, Matt, they say, come on, I got that
with a middle of seven. I know that's a six
on that five. Good work, Amy eleven. All right, tater
(27:54):
and eatie. Let's say you have you ever got a eight?
I think you had. Uh huh, well that's what you
need to look. Yeah, it's okay eighty. Are you ready?
Are you all right? I'll let you know if you
up dark clock now.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
If I say thank you, you say you're you're welcome.
You you cut your meat with a you.
Speaker 9 (28:21):
This is you.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
You have this meal at night. It's what it's called
what dinner? You do this before you eat? You say,
he yep you, oh hey, what are we having? What's
on the blank? You? This is what on your table?
This is what's in the middle. It's called a you.
You make sure someone's got to clean the blank after
we eat.
Speaker 9 (28:43):
Yes, this, I'm sure when.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Hi scoring warning work dame, y'all our girls are great, man.
I'll tell you what that isn't true? Hey, don't give
me another shot down the road. All right there, that's
for you today day Amy, look at you up Aaron
Corbyn ruling the day. Congratulations, Thank you lady. Y'all hang on,
(29:17):
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Speaker 10 (30:32):
He's always out front and his column yesterday, he says,
Lord Laurence Olivier was born in Darking, England. This is offered,
says Doug, is a point of interest for theater buffs,
and not as a childish attempt to get something past
the amazing killer editors. That's Darking, England. You can look
it up. Well, Doug. I have my dog in my
(30:53):
hand right now, even as I speak my dog that
I brought back from Vietnam into Yes, I have one
dong here in my hand, and now I'm going to
drop this dong on the desk here goes there. Yes,
I'll agree to do it again. It was a leaden sound,
(31:17):
wasn't it. But no childish attempt to get something past
our amazing killer editors. That was the legitimate sound of
one dong dropping. It is a coin I brought back
from Vietnam in nineteen sixty seven. Legal tender date on
it is nineteen sixty four. Above that is a plant.
It could be a marijuana plant, but I suspect it's
(31:39):
intended to be a rice plant. Turning my dong over,
I see on the other side it says Vietnam Congha
one dong. Look it up. So if you see a
Vietnam vet who tells you he's holding onto his dong.
He's not pandering to prurian interest. He too has a
coin in his hand. And if he jingles his dogs
(32:01):
before you, well he'll be a most unusual gentleman. Indeed,
now I'm putting this in an envelope and sending it
the robo check. Doug, my dog will soon be in
your hands.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
So down, so more of that.
Speaker 10 (32:35):
Sound like he got a dog in his hands, ton
of loes down a Tunn.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
That's a big show on the radio for Friday morning.
Of course, this time it always happens. Hi Friday morning
quarterback Tom soars and picks every game this weekend.
Speaker 8 (33:19):
Good morning again, Tom, Good morning again, Johnblee.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
All right, buddy.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Last week Thomas ten and five for the season one
hundred and one sixty two and one come up short
on the lock for the season. Ten NA teams with
a bye this weekend. Denver at nine and two will
not play the La Chargers at seven and four, Miami
Dolphins at four and seven, and the Washington Commanders at
(33:45):
three and eight. So we start with the early Sunday
afternoon games week number twelve. All right, the eight and
two Indian Bull as coach at the five and five
Kansas City Chiefs.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
That's weird to say, but I can't give up on
my homes Fellaws. I could claim lots of points, but
I'm picking.
Speaker 8 (34:13):
Cassey, Oh right.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
The four and six Minnesota Vikings at these six, three
and one green Bay Pickers.
Speaker 7 (34:21):
Four Minnesota's having quarterback problems and they will continue in
Green Bay and the Packers win it.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Iggers take it. The nine and two New England Patriots
at the Cincinnati Bengals.
Speaker 7 (34:33):
New England is an eight and a half point favorite.
They are gonna win it in double figures, and they
are my lock number one.
Speaker 8 (34:40):
Of the week.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Okay, in New England Lock number one. The two and
nine New York Giants are these six and four Detroit Lines.
Speaker 8 (34:49):
Detroit is favored by ten and a half.
Speaker 7 (34:51):
It's a lot of points, but they're gonna win it
by fourteen, and they're my lock number two.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
I'm going two locks on the road down Detroit. The
two and eight New York Jets of the five and
five Baltimore Ravens.
Speaker 7 (35:04):
Baltimore still isn't playing like we remember them. Mark Jackson
hasn't quite been himself, but I think he will be
on Sunday, and I think Baltimore wins.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Big Okidoky six and four Pittsburgh Steelers are these seven
and three Chicago Bears.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Got Bears.
Speaker 8 (35:20):
I tell you, this is a tough game, but I
like the Bears. They win it late. They went it close,
but they went all right.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
And then we got these seven and three Seaattle Seahawks
at the one and non Tennessee Titans.
Speaker 7 (35:35):
I'm a Seattle fan, and I feel bad for Tennessee.
This is just a rough year for them, but they
haven't fired a coach in a couple of weeks, so
they have some tinuity and that won't be enough.
Speaker 8 (35:44):
Seattle wins easily.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Yeah, putty up man, all right. Then we got the
late Sunday afternoon games. The two and eight Cleveland Browns
are the two and eight Las Vegas Raiders.
Speaker 8 (35:56):
Raiders the Raiders.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
For Jacksonville messed up, you lock. They're playing at the
three and seven Arizona Cardinals.
Speaker 7 (36:07):
They're really inconsistent, but when Jacksonville is good, they are good,
and they are the better team, and they.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Went up the work all right, going with Jacksonville. Then
we got the three and seven Atlanta Falcons of the
two and eight New Orleans Saints.
Speaker 7 (36:21):
Man, Saints are favored, but I'm gonna I'm gonna go
with the Falcons.
Speaker 8 (36:25):
I think they've enough to win on the road.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Okay, Atlanta right there. And then we got the eight
and two Philadelphia Eagles at the four, five and one
Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 7 (36:35):
Well, Dallas acquired some new players, they got some injured
players back.
Speaker 8 (36:39):
They look good.
Speaker 7 (36:40):
I think this game will be close, but I just
can't pick against the Eagles.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Okay, taking the Eagles on the road at the Cowboys,
and then the Sunday night football game. These six and
four Tampa Bay Bucks of the eight and two La Rams.
Speaker 7 (36:58):
I think people don't realize how good the Rams are.
I'm and they're one of the best teams in football,
and they will prove that on Sunday night by beating
Tampa Bay where the Buccaneers.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
And then Monday Night football these six and five Carolina
Panthers at the seven and four San Francisco forty nine ers.
And if you all weren't with us, time pointed out
Carolina is one game behind San Francisco for the wild
card spot.
Speaker 8 (37:24):
Tom, It's correct, that's correct.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Wow, how about that?
Speaker 7 (37:29):
I tell you San Francisco's brew is playing well. Now
they got Rock Purty back. He's been out most of
the season. He came back late last week and played well.
I think Bryce and the Fellows have a good game.
I think the Panthers play well, but I think the
forty nine ers pulled us out.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
That's tough going to the other side of America to
play a football game. It is for good stuff, Tom Jack, you,
Buddy Well and Jordia the weekend. We'll meet again next week.
Speaker 8 (37:58):
I already have a good Monday night, man.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
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of them will be up on the John Boy Billy
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Speaker 1 (38:08):
Correct them NDO.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Good luck.
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