December 12, 2025 • 45 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got big news to share about Tater’s brand new Podcast.. - Robert Earl Keen performs “Merry Christmas from the Family”.. - The Not Ready for Drive Time Players will act out a brand new script in the Playhouse - this one is entitled, “Hot Stuff.. - Mungo Swisher checks in from his latest outpost as he continues to Talk About the Sponsor.. - John Boy gives away another one of his “Wonderful Things” and promises something BIG is coming next week.. - and Tom Sorenson recaps the past week’s NFL action and makes his picks for this week’s games..
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
That's a Big show on the radio for your Friday,
December the twelfth. Our future track from the Big Show,
bit boxing Mayor and this one seep it Happy Nudes
a year you were nudes in the Big Box at
the Big Show dot com clink I do on their contest,
but why they might have time to play a game?
Now is time LL beat the blunt thirty you already,
(00:49):
I'm already and let's see we're my contesting as jack game.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
We're not conting that baby.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Shake that thing on over here.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
You need some walking music.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I like and.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Feel it in my eyes.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Darren from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Good morning.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
There are you doing?
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Doing good?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Buddy?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I gotta ask you, man, are you an Aaron Rodgers fan?
Speaker 6 (01:18):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
This week? I am you? Guys nugging up before last,
redeeming himself a little bit for you Pittsburgh staters. All right, man, well, Darren,
glad you in here, buddy. Let's see if you can
get too right before too wrong by agreeing or disagreeing
with our girl. Okay, but she's wearing a Baltimore Raven sweatshirt.
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Oh if she loses, she's got a dress like a
well work there, done that, all right, here we go. Sorry,
you couldn't come up with one outfit? Well, Dallas cowboy
cheerleader and Dolly Parton popped in my head because that's
the last one I've seen dress like, Oh you look good? Razed.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Me and Jackie talk about that.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Don't they.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I don't want to do a side by side.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Now, well, here we go, Here we go, Martie. Nineteen
fifty eight. The colonel sent out a Christmas cardinal ze. Oh, no,
not that colonel. Oh, this is Elvis's colonel, Colonel Sanders.
So he sent out a Christmas card on behalf of
himself and Elvis on the card. And the Colonel is
dressed as Sanna, and Elvis is dressed as.
Speaker 7 (02:29):
What Elvis stressing up. Elvis wasn't dressed up. I'm gonna
say he wasn't dressed up. He's in his uniform, his
soldier uniform.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Nineteen fifty eight, he said, So he was dressed as
a soldier.
Speaker 7 (02:44):
It's either that or you know, his swimsuit in one
of those movies.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with a.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Soldier, all right, Darren, Agree or disagree with Elvis dressed
as a soldier in the car.
Speaker 8 (02:56):
I'm gonna agree with that.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
That was the day to do.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, as he was in the army, and he was
dressed as they soldier. Couse, he was one okay, one
more bell, daring to get you the prize pack. According
to the lyrics, Frosty the snowman, who was it?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Then hollered, stop.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Everybody's doing that.
Speaker 7 (03:20):
When the children hollered.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Stop the children hollered stop there. Agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I agree, doggon't you think so?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
But no? A cop, yeah right, the traffic cop and
hes a moment when he heard him holler stop. Ye okay,
full count. Going in to the final question, according to
Greek superstition. Greek superstition, you can end to run of
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bad luck by burning something on Christmas Eve?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
What would that mean?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
What do you mean? What do I mean by burning
something on Christmas even Christmas Eve?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Burn?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
They burn their money, They burn their money.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
They want to get rid of your bad luck.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Burn some money, all right, Darren, Agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I'm gonna disagree with that one.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Well, say you're burning money without your shoes, your shoes, you.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Damn get to work money.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
You got a big old prize back. Get it to
you Pittsburgh. Good luck with you and your Steelers.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
This is the award.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's number
one export.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Hey, listen to this music. It must be time for something.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I can't argue with you there Thanks.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
The Captain Jean Jean ingele Is other job is an
intercoastal realty corporation down to the beach.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
See if y'all heard these, always look.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Back at the past year for the Darwin Awards, Well
first one, the winner is that some anthis husband Derwood
Awardwood Well, when his thirty eight caliber revolver failed to
fire at his intended victim during a hold up in
Long Beach, California, would be Robert James Elliott did something
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that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel
and tried the trigger again, and this time it worked. Yeah.
Now we have some honorable mentions for twenty ten. The
chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in
a meat cutting machine and, after a little shopping around,
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submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, expecting negligence,
sent out one of its men to have a look
for himself. He tried the machine and also lost a finger.
The chef's claim was approved. A man who shoveled snow
for an hour to clear a space for his car
during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to
(06:41):
find a woman had taken a space understandably, he shot her.
After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a zimbabwe
And bus driver found that the twenty mental patients he
was supposed to be transporting had escaped, and, not wanting
(07:04):
to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby
bus stop and offered everybody waiting there a free ride.
He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling
the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone
to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for three days.
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An American teenager was in a hospital recovering from serious
head wounds received from an oncoming train. When I asked
how he received the injuries, the lad told police that
he was simply trying to see how close he could
get his head to a moving train before he was hit.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
And now he knews well doubt brilliant, the.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Man walked into a Louisiana circle, k put a twenty
dollar bill on the counter and asked for change. When
the clerk opened the cash drawer of the man pulled
a gun and asked for all the cash in the register,
which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash
from the clerk and fled, leaving the twenty dollars bill
on the counter. The total amount of cash he got
from the drawer fifteen dollars. Now, if somebody points a
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gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?
A wow, seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly.
He decided that it just throw a cinder block through
a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So
he lifted the cinder block heaved it over his head
at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit
the would be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious.
(08:31):
The liquor store window was made of plexiglass. As a
female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man
grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called nine to
one one immediately, and the woman was able to give
them a The tail description of the snatcher. Within minutes,
the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in a
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car drove back to the store. The thief was then
taken out of the car and told to stand there
for a positive ID, to which he replied, s office,
that's her, that's the lady. I stole the person. The
ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked
into a burger king and had he bannounced at Michigan
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Town just planning Hipsilanty hipsilantic Enpseilanti, Michigan at five am.
So was then a burger king, flashed a gun and
demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said
he couldn't open the cash register without a food order.
Well that the man ordered onion rings.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
The clerk said they weren't.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Available for breakfast, so the man got frustrated and walked away.
And finally, when a man attempted to siphon gas from
a motor home parked on the Seattle Street by sucking
on a hose, he got much more than he bargained for.
Oh police arrived at the scene to find a very
sick man curled up next to a motor home near
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spilled sewage. Police spokesman said that the man admitted to
trying to steal gasoline body plug his siphon hose into
the motor homes sewage tank by mistake. The owner of
the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that was the
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best laugh you'd ever had. So there's some oh what
mated or last lumps in it? Oh, all right, we'll
see somebody does something stupid this year, and we'll let
you know, John.
Speaker 9 (10:30):
Boya and Billy, what you just said is one of
the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At
no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even
close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened
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to it. I award you no points, and may God
have mercy on your soul.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Good Morning Radio, dumb right.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Good morning makes Show's on the radio about twenty minutes.
I have Friday on a quarterback, Tom Swords and the Joiners.
We replay last weekend. I did look forward to this weekend.
We'll pick every NFL game everybody's playing.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Nobody's got them a.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Bye week this week is all right. Well, let's turn
our attention to gift giving on the Christmas season.
Speaker 8 (11:48):
The holiday season is here, the year's biggest gift giving occasion.
The gift you give your wife at Christmas is the
most important gift you'll give her all year long. In
these uncertain economic times, you may be searching for a
way to make it well less expensive, which is exactly
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the wrong thing to do. When the chips are down,
the right gift makes even more of a difference. What
do you have in mind? Is a gift this year clothing, shoes, gold, diamonds, No,
this Christmas, give your wife a timeless gift, a gift
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that shows her exactly how you feel, A gift that
own me. You can give her this year give her
your money. I know, I know that might seem extreme,
or maybe even a bit crazy, but consider this. Whether
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you have hundreds, thousands, or even million, chances are you
have that because of your wife. The woman who's been
by your side every step of the way, telling you
when you're making another huge mistake. The woman who said,
what that's the stupidest waste of money I've ever heard of?
(13:20):
You are an idiot? And you know she's right. You
are an idiot, especially when it comes to money. So
wouldn't it be easier to just turn it over to her.
And we're not talking one hundred dollars or even one
thousand dollars. We mean fifty percent of your whole net worth.
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That's right, half half of everything you own. After all,
she's earned it. Half of everything you own. It's a
gift that says, here, I'm done, Take this and leave
me alone. And once you give it, you'll be free,
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free to start all over again, free to reach out
and claw desperately to that last feigning chance of happiness
on the back nine of your life. Half of everything
you own. Yes, it's an expensive gift, but she's going
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to get it anyway. Would you rather continue doling it
out one moronic MasterCard purchase at a time, or all
at once, and just get it over with half of
everything you own? The gift that says fine, here, whatever, goodbye.
(14:55):
This holiday message brought to you by the law firms
of Doote and Copra call us before as she does,
because a divorce is forever.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Oh man,
know what time it is?
Speaker 7 (15:42):
Well?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Hit my music, Thank you, it's giving away time and
John Boy's wonderful thing. This is number one hundred and
sixty five. One more wonderful thing, Well, let me take
care of there's some first here. This, of course, is
that size thirty eight men's braided leather belt.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Handmade in Spain.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I remember when I was over there fighting the bulls,
I said, I need something to hold my riches up.
It was back when I was yelled to the thin
agile had a red cake. Now let's see who got
my belt? How the Stewart's draft Virginia, Darryl, how the
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shell nice dre size thirty eight, Rice gonna get you
a handmade belt? Gonna like it?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I get it to them, all right, y'all.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Now my next wonderful thing will be the last before
we retire. How about that we got We'll be here
until the day before Christmas Eve.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
So uh, I don't know what it is yet. I'm
moving out of my regular pile because I'm really cool.
When when the wife is looking at you, you've got
a pile of billies left over.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I went through his stuff, okay, all right, so oh hey,
just keep a check on it. We'll let you know
all the way. This way it's gonna go, all right,
But right now, now, all out of Stewarts, t Revirginrngratulations, Buddy.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Tom Sorenson is next Big Show rolls on Good Morning.
Big Show's on a radio. Coming up.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
We play wordy word for one hundred and twenty dollars
worth of Bull's Not cleaning products made in the USA.
Click on that Bull's Not banner the Big Show dot
Com all the info you need Hang on you win
you some money, win you about one hundred and twenty
by you own if you don't win the prize back
because I man. Tom Sorenson joins us as he does
every Friday morning.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Good morning, Tom.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Good morning Timber. How are you doing?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Not doing awesome? Buddy, very very well, man. We counting
down the days here. We gotta figure out a way
we're gonna keep your picks going through the playoffs through
the super Bowl. Since we'll be off the radio, Tater's
gonna have a podcast kicking up January third, thirteenth, Taters
Big Show Hangover. We're go figure out.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Something like that, buddy. So but anyway, we'll work on that.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
But to the meantime, last week eight and six still
over five hundred, never been under five hundred, and it
has been a struggle for you this year. We were
talking about it last on the Locks. Man, it's tough.
Last week's Locks you were one and two Jacksonville plus
one and a half beat Indy by seventeen. Nail that
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one miss, Cleveland given four and a half against Tennessee
Tennessee one by two, and in Philadelphia given two and
a half against the Chargers LA one by three. Season
for the Locks twelve and fourteen. That's tough right now, buddy,
Yes it is. But I know you go bounce back
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this week. I got that feeling on the Locks. Just
keep it going, now, buddy, I'm with you.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Man.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
All right, Well, let's talk about something that still feels
weird to say. The Carolina and the Panthers are tied
for first place in NFCA South with Temple Bay.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
I'm sorry, Yeah, nobody's nobody saw this coming. I don't
think you did. I sure, I'd meant I did not know.
But they've been clutched and I like seeing Bryce play well.
And remember last season their defense was the worst in
the league, and boy they fixed that.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Yes, sir Maya, So what about this?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
A lot of sports Bureau.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
You were looking at them track an NFL stats since
nineteen seventy eight.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Yeah, they found a first, which is pretty tough to
do when you've been doing it for what forty seven years.
The Philly quarterback turned the ball over Jalen Hurts twice
on one play.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Oh, we were dalking about that stick.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Man. He first he was intercepted by alignment and lineman
didn't know what to do, so we fumbled. Hurts knew
what to do. We picked it up and then he
fumbled one play, two turnovers and man along with that,
he threw four interceptions and when too. He's not the
team that were last season because last year their offensive
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line was dominant and now it's not. So said Kwan.
Barkley can't run as well, and when Hurts has to pass,
he's average at best.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Man, that's something you see, like, I don't know, are
they getting old in front of our eyes? You know,
next year they'll have a herds back and Seguan Barkley,
But I don't know. I just don't know if the
Eagles gonna be able to pull it out. What's your
gut failing on the Eagles for the rest of the year, Tom,
You know.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
I still they have the firepower, they have the receivers.
They certainly have the running back, and their line is
still pretty good. Just last season was the best in
the league. They hurts has to be better, and Barkley
ran well on Sunday, but they just they can't put
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it together offensively. And I think they will, but I
don't think they're gonna win the Super Bowl. Think they're
going to achieve the dominance they did a season ago.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Cleveland Browns, he says, speaking of struggle, that's what the
Cleveland Browns do. But got one players doing pretty well
on the defensive side, Tom.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Oh Their edge rusher Miles Garrett, is fantastic. He leads
a league with nineteen sacks, and to put that in perspective,
the second place guy, Brian Burns, a former Panther, has thirteen,
so he's got six more sacks. All time record is
twenty two and a half, tied Michael Strand and TJ. Watts.
Garrett's he writes on his wristband before every game, twenty five.
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He wants to break the record by two and a
half sacks. So he's going for twenty five this season
and he may get it. I mean, the guy's twenty
nine years old. He's powerful and really a student. What
he does is he talks to other rushers and he
studies tape of guys like Michael Parsons. So he kind
of pulled for a guy like that.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
That's it. Kansas City Chiefs, Tom they are six and seven.
Who the thought the first of the year, Carolina Panthers,
He's going to have a better record than the Kansas
City Chiefs going into week fifteen.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Did not see that coming, to tell because I pick
him every week. But I'm just used to them being
a dynasty. I mean, they've won nine straight AFC West
titles and they have not been below five hundred just
late in the season since I hired Andy Reid in
twenty twelve, and it's most losses since Mahomes Patrick Mahomes
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became their quarterback in twenty eighteen. I like dynasties because
if you beat a team like that, man, you know
you did something. But they're flawed. I mean they need
a star receiver because it's not Travis Kelce anymore.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Man. You see those bad drops. Oh man, I was
terrible trying to get Taylor. Find out how did Taylor
swift like comfort him that I got a wild guess
that's crazy. Well, I love Eving eye on him. I
want to talk about Philip Rivers. You knowed he officially
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became the oldest player in the NFL when he signed
with Indianapolis practice squad earlier.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I just love this.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Of course, Philip Rivers played at North Carolina State, and
it was an article that somebody sent to me back
when he left and went out to the West Coast, said,
what will you miss about, you know, playing North Carolina State?
And among some barbecue and some other things was the
John Boy and Billie show. That is so awesome. Man,
I always liked that guy, And well, what do you
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think about Philip Rivers playing after he'd been out of
the league five years.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
We's got ten kids and a grandson, so he's been.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Ready to get out of the house in the high school.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
And his son's one of the best quarterbacks in the country,
and Ency State is going to go after him and
they may get him. Wow.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Awesome.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
But he's forty four and he's a good friend of
the Indianapolis coach. And Cincinnati's top two quarterbacks are hurt,
and the thirteen quarterback, a rookie six round pick, is
a bad knee. So Rivers may play Sunday and he
is not in game shape and he's still going to
be able to throw, but I don't anticipate him scrambling,
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and it'll be it'll be interesting. They I like Rivers too.
You know, he just was good for football, I thought,
and still is.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
And you know, never won a Super Bowl, but he's
going into the Hall of Fame. If you look at
his stats, it's really unbelievable. He's like top ten about
everything you know in NFL history like.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
That, he's got it. He was going to go probably
this season because you have to be out of the
league five years.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
That's enough.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
But playing again he pushes back his Hall of Fame
selection for another five years.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Wow. So if he gets in a game, then that
puts it all for another five years before he's eligible
for the Hall of Fame. Wow.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
And there's a very good chance he's gonna have to
start on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Right, Well, I guess he's all right. Well, that's als
of keep an eye on that. All right, One more
thing I want to see, if you know, this time,
I found out something about quarterback Josh Allen with a
Buffalo Bill's having a you know, he's pretty good. Do
you know who he's married to. He is married to
let me tell you to swift. Hailey Steinfeld is twenty
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nine married Josh Allen. She was an Oscar nominee. She
received the nominee for an Oscar for the movie True Grit,
the latest one with Jeff Bridges. You know the little
girl in the movie, that's her, no idea. I didn't either, bad.
I was wondered about that tater. She'll come up with
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some diamonds in the rough.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
There I rise at the top. Sometimes.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
I would have never thought that she would grow up
at hot looking at that little girl you know in
the movie. I didn't think about it right.
Speaker 7 (25:53):
Other stuff now too, as an adult.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
So that's it.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Yeah, so good, crazy kids, all right, tom hang on, everybody,
we'll get you back on and you will pick every
game nobody is having to buy this weekend. Everybody plays,
We'll get you back in just a little bit. Okay, Bud,
thank you, all right, man, But let's play our wordy
word game. One ain't a hundred big show you told
free line. Get a couple of contestants. Play next good
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morning Big shows on the radio. You know, Sesame Street
helped raise all of us. Remember handsome in the balcony. Well,
now it's our turn donate this holiday season at sesame
dot org because the world needs Sesame and Sesame needs you.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Oh wow, Right, now, let's play how wonderful game. I
had everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Okay, birdy word and a wordy word.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Lets meet their contestants. We got joe Anne from Carrollton, Ohio.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Good morning, Joanne, Good morning, baby. Then we got Charles
from Utah vill South Carolina. Good morning, Charles, good morning,
good morning. Alright, y'all welcome.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
All right, Tay, let's put them up.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Taya, I'll take the baby doll, John Bow and Joanne
and Marcy and Charles in charge. Hey, y'all, Christmas words,
all right, we all in the Christmas spirit.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Words dealing with Christmas, some of them can be out there.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
I found out. I just learned what the oh boy,
the advent cabinets were.
Speaker 7 (27:52):
You try to fill ninety sheets.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Of all right, Charles, you and Teddy relaxed me and
for the first thirty seconds, all right, you ready, joe Anne?
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Yep, serious, Okay, start the clut.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Now this Christmas Carol goes.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Oh oh, ah, what's the name of it.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Is not the opposite of day?
Speaker 5 (28:24):
Is what.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Night?
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:27):
No, no, no, it's it is night, but it's oh
blanky night like it's yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, okay,
this is a fruit.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
What in the world?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Okay, all right, there's some mails. I ain't heard that
it has to do with Christmas, but I'll find out later. Joe, Anne,
we eat call of one right there, good thing. I
like you as I baby.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Let's say what we can do Tayer and Charles.
Speaker 7 (28:58):
Fourth of July.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Oh holy night song? That uh did I?
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Well?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Is that what I was saying was I was sinking.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Silent n Okay, Oh.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
My bad, Joe, and I was singing the wrong one man.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Well, if I had my trump and Union nailed it.
Oh so let's see Tyger, you and Charles. All right,
there we go, Charles starting good morning, starting the clock.
Speaker 7 (29:26):
Now another song and a partridge and a blank blank
You do this to your gifts, You get them and
the kids tear into it. What another they're tearing with
the opposite of grap open, right, but they blank wrap them?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Hey, Bank right.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
To not rap? Is the word.
Speaker 8 (29:50):
Wrap?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Hey, we have family blanks?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
We do this every year, family reunion. Oh there's some buzzards.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
What'd y'all get a.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Two to take the lead by?
Speaker 2 (30:03):
All right, we've got a defensive struggle going here with
these Christmas words. All right, Joe, Wayne, we got another
thirty seconds. Are you ready, baby? Yes, okay, picking up
on that last one. Start the clock now we no, no,
we do it every year. It's a family what the same? No, No,
it's not a picture. It's just something you do, like
(30:24):
you gather around and do something. It's a family what
we do it every year.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
We do it every year, Hank Williams Junior. It's all saying,
oh night long.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
It's a family tradition. Thank you. All right? A blank log?
Speaker 1 (30:41):
You burn it? A blank log? No Christmas words?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
One?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Another one? All right? Oh boy, that's a two. It's
tied up. So if Tater and Charles can get one, you'll.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Put us out of these Christmas word miseries.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Charles and Tighter ready go?
Speaker 7 (31:05):
Oh, yes, it's a log, the old blank log.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
You all for the win.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Yes, that's so, Joe, Andy, I'll celebrate Christmas in Carrollton, Ohio.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Look you were singing silent night.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Wait, I'll stuffing for us. We tried.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
I got you, guys.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
I'm sorry. I just pigg joe an.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
We appreciate you. Kiss your family for us.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Baby, Okay, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. All right, boye, but Charles,
look at you down Utah bail South Carolina win a
one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Not for your victory.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Congratulations buddy. Well, thank you very much, John boy. I
have a little shout out. You go ahead. God to
the wonderful wife of thirty five years, Wanda, and the
rest of my family, and God bless all the troops.
Thank you, Thank you so much, my boy. Hang on
with jacket.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Good morning, got the maghe on the radio. West bit
Dome bar.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Jackie, you've seen blazon saddles more than I have. Can
you take it for me? You gotta going.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Don't make me get Lily langtry in here.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
Let's face that I'm tired.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Oh there we go, baby, your candygram Mango, You beat Mango,
You beat him.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Yeah, the bitch was inventing the candygram.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Oh right here we go. Keith Carver out of beautiful Boom,
North Carolina, bearing the mountains, getting all kinds of snow.
We ain't got nothing down here. Johnson stabs on the
light rail. Goodness, says man. Anyway, Keith, gotta get my
married man fixed. We can handle that, Keith. He's up next.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Good morning, Big show's on the radio with you all.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Sin's uh, Charlotte, you know hadn't been broadcasting a big
show for a few months now. Of course, you know
we're entiring the end of the year. Thank you'll all
across the nation for listening to us. But Charlotte idiots. Anyway,
let me let me tell you I mentioned the light
rail or we all we all know about the little
girl that got killed with a stabbing. You know, the
guy that let out like eighteen times like the so
(34:00):
anyway started the city council. By the way, it's ten
Democrats and one Republican. Uh so uh. They voted in
just this week not to increase security on the train.
We had another stabbing, by the way, somebody who's I've
been arrested tons of times, supposedly banned from the light rail,
so he stabbed the guy who was trying to You know,
(34:21):
they're gonna protect no other passengers anyway. They were gonna
vote to spend some money on security. No, they're gonna
do a PR campaign, oh ten millions, a couple of
a few million dollars to do a PR campaign to
get you to ride on the light rail. But they're
not going to that for security.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Y'all can argue with that.
Speaker 7 (34:44):
You don't just stop now, don't be scared to ride
the train?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Oh man? Anyway, all right there, salute to the idiots,
and uh, well, what's been our hometown for a while,
you see, see while we've had to fight every inch
for sure, this was really the most appropriate music, cry tyree,
but didn't take ahead retire?
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Can I use it now? What they're gonna do?
Speaker 5 (35:09):
Fire men?
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Well, they can't even hear you. Okay, now back to you, buddy.
Keen Carver had a beautiful balloon. I want to hear
married man. Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
My readmand.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
My redman drives around in a minivan, got a wife
and some kids. His whole life on the skids. Hey,
there goes to my red man.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
House.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
He feel Listen, dude, the poor guys really screwed hanging
on by a bread cord of milk, loaf of bread.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
There goes to mom. Man got a big gas, grew buys.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
His clothes at the gap, and he's just about enough.
Followed this card married man, married man, friendly neighborhood, married man.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
My fend has nothing life will let.
Speaker 10 (36:19):
Him do what a she says.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
It's about time he grew mar there's a screw you'll
find the married man.
Speaker 6 (36:29):
Last time married man encountered as old Powell college buddy,
who suggested our hero have a little fun by flirting
with the attractive young lady at the grocery store checkout Kaunta.
Our hero rose to the occasion in his patented married
man style.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Married.
Speaker 6 (36:45):
I'm happily married. I've never cheated on my wife in
my entire life. I don't intend to start now. I'm married,
I tell you married. Excuse me, I just remembered a
couple of things I forgot to get.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Hell. Well, very smooth, you were right. You've still got it.
Speaker 6 (37:03):
Hey, I may be a costume crusader, but I'm still
a human being.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
She tempted me with her feminine wilds. All she said
was paper or plastic.
Speaker 6 (37:12):
Yeah, well, well with these women today, who knows what
that might mean.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Not come on, admit it, mary man, you've lost your touch.
Your wife runs your life. Man, it happens.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
It doesn't mean your life is over.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
It just means it's not that interesting anymore.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
That's not true. I run my own life. I don't
let women push me around. Yeah right, I'll prove it.
Speaker 6 (37:33):
I'll go right back over there to that register right
now and check out, and then I'm gonna go back
home and watch the ball game.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 6 (37:42):
I'm a man, I spell m a child and nah
watch me work, mister skeptic.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
TU find everything you needed?
Speaker 6 (37:52):
Oh yeah, sorry about that pathetic outburst a minute ago.
Speaker 8 (37:57):
Hm.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Did you see how much these were? Don't have a price.
Speaker 6 (38:01):
No, but I'll be glad to walk over and check
for you.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Oh that's all right, I can check for you.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Oh, no problem.
Speaker 6 (38:06):
I can be there and back in a flash.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Really No, No, that's all the way in the back
of the store. I'll get somebody to run back there
for you.
Speaker 6 (38:14):
Pricet check, twelve pack tampas, plushable super Maxy oppads.
Speaker 7 (38:18):
With wings for the guy in the cave right here, sir,
Anything wrong?
Speaker 6 (38:24):
No, I was just watching what passes for my life
flash before my eyes. Well married man be able to
survive the greatest humiliation of his costume career. And that
thing with the ball game was he just blowing smoke?
Speaker 2 (38:38):
That too? And sways.
Speaker 6 (38:40):
In our next sphincter tightening adventure, Same married time, same
married channel, you'll find the married mane.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio for your Friday
in December to twelfth, twenty and twenty five. There, good
morning again to our man Tom so Horne A good morning.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Tom, Good morning again Shambley.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
And you believe it, man, We are already at week fifteen.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Week fifteen, hinde gout fast.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
I mean, doesn't seem like the season is really sailed by?
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Every year gets fast, drama picking up speed crazy. All right, den, well,
this is week fifteen. Everybody played. I start with the
early Sunday afternoon games. He's six and seven Baltimore Ravens
at the four and nine Cincinnati Bengals.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
I think Cincinnati pulls this one out.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Wow, Baltimore is another surprise stinker. Who's he here?
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Aren't there?
Speaker 5 (40:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (40:08):
Lamar Jackson. Their quarterback is having a tough season. He's
been He's suffered four different injuries. Wow, it shows man.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
All right, let's go the three and ten Arizona Cardinals
at the eight and five Houston Texans.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Houston is favored by nine and a half and they're
gonna win it in double figures. In my locked number
one of the week.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Lock number one of the week, Houston given nine and
a half. I got it down.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
The nine and four Buffalo Bills.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Josh Allen married to that little girl from the True Grip,
Haley Stanville at the eleven and two New England Patters.
It might be a good game here, Tom.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
As much as I like Josh Allen and Buffalo, I
think you win.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Pulls all ooh, going New England and our new favorite quarterbacks,
Drake May Okay, the three and ten Cleveland Browns your doors.
They say he's going to be the starter for the
rest of the year. They're at the nine and four
Chicago Bears.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
I think the Bears win this one comfortably.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Chicago on that one. The nine and four LA Chargers
at these six and seven Kansas City Chiefs.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
I can't stop picking him. I'm gonna go with Cassey.
Look at disease.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
All right, let's go the two and eleven Las Vegas
Raiders of the eight and five Philadelphia Eagles.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Okay, this is a game. Philadelphia Ken and we'll win.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Philadelphia will do it. Then we got the three in
ten New York Jets at the nine and four Jacksonville Jaguars.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Where they are playing well. When Trevor Lawrence is on,
they're really tough to be I think he's going to
be on. I think Jackson's the whole cruise.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
Then we got the three in ten Washington Commanders.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
All go. Jaydon Daniels hurt again. Man, he heard his elbow.
Someone was saying he shouldn't have been playing last week
when it got hurt. Because Washington just don't look like
they got it this year anyway. But they are going
to play the New York Giants. They have a better record.
The Giants are two and eleven.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
I'm gonna go with the Giants.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Go with the Giants. Old that, okay. And then there
are five late games with all teams playing this weekend,
and all of them started four to twenty five, starting
out with the seven and six Carolina Panthers at the
three and ten New Orleans Saints.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
In New Orleans is playing pretty well. They'd be Tampa
last week and their quarterback has really come on. But
I think I think it'll be a close game, and
I think the Panthers pulled out.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
I'm a little nervous about that one. We'll see. I'm
saying their dad is a good thing that the Saints
went ahead and dropped the game last week.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
And I think if they hadn't lost.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
The game and be a real trap game.
Speaker 8 (42:48):
Though, I think that maybe that they since they lost
the last week, maybe that's a telling sign for you.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
You might be right, Stick, you might be we back
got this thing figured out on the couch there. Then
sometimes some messes out there. But any anytime it's a division,
you know, Caroline new Orders, I mean, anytime it's the
visual game, it just seems like they're always, you know,
doesn't even Tuck, I want to deal.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
Such a cool place to go to watch a game. Two.
I mean, where else do people walk around the stadium
selling shots for dollars?
Speaker 2 (43:22):
You mean John Boss House, Don's go The eight and
five Detroit Tigers, I mean Lions and one of les
Baseball at the ten and three l A Rams.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
I tell you, Rams woke up after Carolina beat them,
and I think they're going to win this one with
some ease, all right.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
The nine to three and one Green Bay Packers at
the eleven and two Denver Broncos.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
That's a good game, and it's and teams just wear
out in Denver and at my hot stadium. But I
like green Bay.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Oh taking green Bay right. Then we got the eight
and five Indianapolis Coats at the ten and three Seattle
Seahawk Man and Philip Rivers gets into this game against Seattle.
It's gonna be tough.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
It's gonna be really tough. Seattle at times looks like
the best team in the league. Darnold hasn't done much lately,
but he can't. He hasn't had two. So I think
Seattle wins this one.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Big yeah, I lit'tle know, oh right, three games ago
to only one lock. We got the two and eleven
Tennessee Titans at the nine and four San Francisco forty
nine Ers.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
Forty nine ers are starting to play well and they
could be a force in the playoffs and they take
this one.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Then the five and eight Minnesota Vikings at these six
six and one Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Dallas is favorite by five and a half. They went
by at least a touchdown and they're my lock number
two of the week.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Well in the half over Minnesota ticking. The Cowboys got there,
and then Monday Night football these six and seven Miami
Dolphins at the seven and six Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Miami is hot, but I'm not gonna pick against Pittsburgh
at home. They look good in their victory last week
over Baltimore, and they'll do enough to win.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
All right, you got Pittsburgh from Monday Night all right.
Time gonna be good weekend, buddy, I feel it. We
should appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
I have a good time.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
Everybody.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
Everybody had a good weekend.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Thank you you do, buds. See next week.
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Speaker 2 (00:26):
That's a Big show on the radio for your Friday,
December the twelfth. Our future track from the Big Show,
bit boxing Mayor and this one seep it Happy Nudes
a year you were nudes in the Big Box at
the Big Show dot com clink I do on their contest,
but why they might have time to play a game?
Now is time LL beat the blunt thirty you already,
(00:49):
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Speaker 1 (00:53):
We're not conting that baby.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Shake that thing on over here.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
You need some walking music.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I like and.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Feel it in my eyes.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Darren from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Good morning.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
There are you doing?
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Doing good?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Buddy?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I gotta ask you, man, are you an Aaron Rodgers fan?
Speaker 6 (01:18):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
This week? I am you? Guys nugging up before last,
redeeming himself a little bit for you Pittsburgh staters. All right, man, well, Darren,
glad you in here, buddy. Let's see if you can
get too right before too wrong by agreeing or disagreeing
with our girl. Okay, but she's wearing a Baltimore Raven sweatshirt.
(01:41):
Oh if she loses, she's got a dress like a
well work there, done that, all right, here we go. Sorry,
you couldn't come up with one outfit? Well, Dallas cowboy
cheerleader and Dolly Parton popped in my head because that's
the last one I've seen dress like, Oh you look good? Razed.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Me and Jackie talk about that.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Don't they.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I don't want to do a side by side.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Now, well, here we go, Here we go, Martie. Nineteen
fifty eight. The colonel sent out a Christmas cardinal ze. Oh, no,
not that colonel. Oh, this is Elvis's colonel, Colonel Sanders.
So he sent out a Christmas card on behalf of
himself and Elvis on the card. And the Colonel is
dressed as Sanna, and Elvis is dressed as.
Speaker 7 (02:29):
What Elvis stressing up. Elvis wasn't dressed up. I'm gonna
say he wasn't dressed up. He's in his uniform, his
soldier uniform.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Nineteen fifty eight, he said, So he was dressed as
a soldier.
Speaker 7 (02:44):
It's either that or you know, his swimsuit in one
of those movies.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with a.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Soldier, all right, Darren, Agree or disagree with Elvis dressed
as a soldier in the car.
Speaker 8 (02:56):
I'm gonna agree with that.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
That was the day to do.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, as he was in the army, and he was
dressed as they soldier. Couse, he was one okay, one
more bell, daring to get you the prize pack. According
to the lyrics, Frosty the snowman, who was it?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Then hollered, stop.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Everybody's doing that.
Speaker 7 (03:20):
When the children hollered.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Stop the children hollered stop there. Agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I agree, doggon't you think so?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
But no? A cop, yeah right, the traffic cop and
hes a moment when he heard him holler stop. Ye okay,
full count. Going in to the final question, according to
Greek superstition. Greek superstition, you can end to run of
(03:57):
bad luck by burning something on Christmas Eve?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
What would that mean?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
What do you mean? What do I mean by burning
something on Christmas even Christmas Eve?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Burn?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
They burn their money, They burn their money.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
They want to get rid of your bad luck.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Burn some money, all right, Darren, Agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I'm gonna disagree with that one.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Well, say you're burning money without your shoes, your shoes, you.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Damn get to work money.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
You got a big old prize back. Get it to
you Pittsburgh. Good luck with you and your Steelers.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
This is the award.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's number
one export.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Hey, listen to this music. It must be time for something.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I can't argue with you there Thanks.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
The Captain Jean Jean ingele Is other job is an
intercoastal realty corporation down to the beach.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
See if y'all heard these, always look.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Back at the past year for the Darwin Awards, Well
first one, the winner is that some anthis husband Derwood
Awardwood Well, when his thirty eight caliber revolver failed to
fire at his intended victim during a hold up in
Long Beach, California, would be Robert James Elliott did something
(05:58):
that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel
and tried the trigger again, and this time it worked. Yeah.
Now we have some honorable mentions for twenty ten. The
chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in
a meat cutting machine and, after a little shopping around,
(06:18):
submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, expecting negligence,
sent out one of its men to have a look
for himself. He tried the machine and also lost a finger.
The chef's claim was approved. A man who shoveled snow
for an hour to clear a space for his car
during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to
(06:41):
find a woman had taken a space understandably, he shot her.
After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a zimbabwe
And bus driver found that the twenty mental patients he
was supposed to be transporting had escaped, and, not wanting
(07:04):
to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby
bus stop and offered everybody waiting there a free ride.
He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling
the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone
to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for three days.
(07:26):
An American teenager was in a hospital recovering from serious
head wounds received from an oncoming train. When I asked
how he received the injuries, the lad told police that
he was simply trying to see how close he could
get his head to a moving train before he was hit.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
And now he knews well doubt brilliant, the.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Man walked into a Louisiana circle, k put a twenty
dollar bill on the counter and asked for change. When
the clerk opened the cash drawer of the man pulled
a gun and asked for all the cash in the register,
which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash
from the clerk and fled, leaving the twenty dollars bill
on the counter. The total amount of cash he got
from the drawer fifteen dollars. Now, if somebody points a
(08:09):
gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?
A wow, seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly.
He decided that it just throw a cinder block through
a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So
he lifted the cinder block heaved it over his head
at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit
the would be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious.
(08:31):
The liquor store window was made of plexiglass. As a
female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man
grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called nine to
one one immediately, and the woman was able to give
them a The tail description of the snatcher. Within minutes,
the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in a
(08:51):
car drove back to the store. The thief was then
taken out of the car and told to stand there
for a positive ID, to which he replied, s office,
that's her, that's the lady. I stole the person. The
ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked
into a burger king and had he bannounced at Michigan
(09:15):
Town just planning Hipsilanty hipsilantic Enpseilanti, Michigan at five am.
So was then a burger king, flashed a gun and
demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said
he couldn't open the cash register without a food order.
Well that the man ordered onion rings.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
The clerk said they weren't.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Available for breakfast, so the man got frustrated and walked away.
And finally, when a man attempted to siphon gas from
a motor home parked on the Seattle Street by sucking
on a hose, he got much more than he bargained for.
Oh police arrived at the scene to find a very
sick man curled up next to a motor home near
(09:53):
spilled sewage. Police spokesman said that the man admitted to
trying to steal gasoline body plug his siphon hose into
the motor homes sewage tank by mistake. The owner of
the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that was the
(10:14):
best laugh you'd ever had. So there's some oh what
mated or last lumps in it? Oh, all right, we'll
see somebody does something stupid this year, and we'll let
you know, John.
Speaker 9 (10:30):
Boya and Billy, what you just said is one of
the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At
no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even
close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened
(10:50):
to it. I award you no points, and may God
have mercy on your soul.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Good Morning Radio, dumb right.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Good morning makes Show's on the radio about twenty minutes.
I have Friday on a quarterback, Tom Swords and the Joiners.
We replay last weekend. I did look forward to this weekend.
We'll pick every NFL game everybody's playing.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Nobody's got them a.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Bye week this week is all right. Well, let's turn
our attention to gift giving on the Christmas season.
Speaker 8 (11:48):
The holiday season is here, the year's biggest gift giving occasion.
The gift you give your wife at Christmas is the
most important gift you'll give her all year long. In
these uncertain economic times, you may be searching for a
way to make it well less expensive, which is exactly
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the wrong thing to do. When the chips are down,
the right gift makes even more of a difference. What
do you have in mind? Is a gift this year clothing, shoes, gold, diamonds, No,
this Christmas, give your wife a timeless gift, a gift
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that shows her exactly how you feel, A gift that
own me. You can give her this year give her
your money. I know, I know that might seem extreme,
or maybe even a bit crazy, but consider this. Whether
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you have hundreds, thousands, or even million, chances are you
have that because of your wife. The woman who's been
by your side every step of the way, telling you
when you're making another huge mistake. The woman who said,
what that's the stupidest waste of money I've ever heard of?
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You are an idiot? And you know she's right. You
are an idiot, especially when it comes to money. So
wouldn't it be easier to just turn it over to her.
And we're not talking one hundred dollars or even one
thousand dollars. We mean fifty percent of your whole net worth.
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That's right, half half of everything you own. After all,
she's earned it. Half of everything you own. It's a
gift that says, here, I'm done, Take this and leave
me alone. And once you give it, you'll be free,
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free to start all over again, free to reach out
and claw desperately to that last feigning chance of happiness
on the back nine of your life. Half of everything
you own. Yes, it's an expensive gift, but she's going
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to get it anyway. Would you rather continue doling it
out one moronic MasterCard purchase at a time, or all
at once, and just get it over with half of
everything you own? The gift that says fine, here, whatever, goodbye.
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This holiday message brought to you by the law firms
of Doote and Copra call us before as she does,
because a divorce is forever.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Oh man,
know what time it is?
Speaker 7 (15:42):
Well?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Hit my music, Thank you, it's giving away time and
John Boy's wonderful thing. This is number one hundred and
sixty five. One more wonderful thing, Well, let me take
care of there's some first here. This, of course, is
that size thirty eight men's braided leather belt.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Handmade in Spain.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I remember when I was over there fighting the bulls,
I said, I need something to hold my riches up.
It was back when I was yelled to the thin
agile had a red cake. Now let's see who got
my belt? How the Stewart's draft Virginia, Darryl, how the
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shell nice dre size thirty eight, Rice gonna get you
a handmade belt? Gonna like it?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I get it to them, all right, y'all.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Now my next wonderful thing will be the last before
we retire. How about that we got We'll be here
until the day before Christmas Eve.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
So uh, I don't know what it is yet. I'm
moving out of my regular pile because I'm really cool.
When when the wife is looking at you, you've got
a pile of billies left over.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I went through his stuff, okay, all right, so oh hey,
just keep a check on it. We'll let you know
all the way. This way it's gonna go, all right,
But right now, now, all out of Stewarts, t Revirginrngratulations, Buddy.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Tom Sorenson is next Big Show rolls on Good Morning.
Big Show's on a radio. Coming up.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
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Click on that Bull's Not banner the Big Show dot
Com all the info you need Hang on you win
you some money, win you about one hundred and twenty
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because I man. Tom Sorenson joins us as he does
every Friday morning.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Good morning, Tom.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Good morning Timber. How are you doing?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Not doing awesome? Buddy, very very well, man. We counting
down the days here. We gotta figure out a way
we're gonna keep your picks going through the playoffs through
the super Bowl. Since we'll be off the radio, Tater's
gonna have a podcast kicking up January third, thirteenth, Taters
Big Show Hangover. We're go figure out.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Something like that, buddy. So but anyway, we'll work on that.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
But to the meantime, last week eight and six still
over five hundred, never been under five hundred, and it
has been a struggle for you this year. We were
talking about it last on the Locks. Man, it's tough.
Last week's Locks you were one and two Jacksonville plus
one and a half beat Indy by seventeen. Nail that
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one miss, Cleveland given four and a half against Tennessee
Tennessee one by two, and in Philadelphia given two and
a half against the Chargers LA one by three. Season
for the Locks twelve and fourteen. That's tough right now, buddy,
Yes it is. But I know you go bounce back
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this week. I got that feeling on the Locks. Just
keep it going, now, buddy, I'm with you.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Man.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
All right, Well, let's talk about something that still feels
weird to say. The Carolina and the Panthers are tied
for first place in NFCA South with Temple Bay.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
I'm sorry, Yeah, nobody's nobody saw this coming. I don't
think you did. I sure, I'd meant I did not know.
But they've been clutched and I like seeing Bryce play well.
And remember last season their defense was the worst in
the league, and boy they fixed that.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Yes, sir Maya, So what about this?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
A lot of sports Bureau.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
You were looking at them track an NFL stats since
nineteen seventy eight.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Yeah, they found a first, which is pretty tough to
do when you've been doing it for what forty seven years.
The Philly quarterback turned the ball over Jalen Hurts twice
on one play.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Oh, we were dalking about that stick.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Man. He first he was intercepted by alignment and lineman
didn't know what to do, so we fumbled. Hurts knew
what to do. We picked it up and then he
fumbled one play, two turnovers and man along with that,
he threw four interceptions and when too. He's not the
team that were last season because last year their offensive
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line was dominant and now it's not. So said Kwan.
Barkley can't run as well, and when Hurts has to pass,
he's average at best.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Man, that's something you see, like, I don't know, are
they getting old in front of our eyes? You know,
next year they'll have a herds back and Seguan Barkley,
But I don't know. I just don't know if the
Eagles gonna be able to pull it out. What's your
gut failing on the Eagles for the rest of the year, Tom,
You know.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
I still they have the firepower, they have the receivers.
They certainly have the running back, and their line is
still pretty good. Just last season was the best in
the league. They hurts has to be better, and Barkley
ran well on Sunday, but they just they can't put
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it together offensively. And I think they will, but I
don't think they're gonna win the Super Bowl. Think they're
going to achieve the dominance they did a season ago.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Cleveland Browns, he says, speaking of struggle, that's what the
Cleveland Browns do. But got one players doing pretty well
on the defensive side, Tom.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Oh Their edge rusher Miles Garrett, is fantastic. He leads
a league with nineteen sacks, and to put that in perspective,
the second place guy, Brian Burns, a former Panther, has thirteen,
so he's got six more sacks. All time record is
twenty two and a half, tied Michael Strand and TJ. Watts.
Garrett's he writes on his wristband before every game, twenty five.
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He wants to break the record by two and a
half sacks. So he's going for twenty five this season
and he may get it. I mean, the guy's twenty
nine years old. He's powerful and really a student. What
he does is he talks to other rushers and he
studies tape of guys like Michael Parsons. So he kind
of pulled for a guy like that.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
That's it. Kansas City Chiefs, Tom they are six and seven.
Who the thought the first of the year, Carolina Panthers,
He's going to have a better record than the Kansas
City Chiefs going into week fifteen.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Did not see that coming, to tell because I pick
him every week. But I'm just used to them being
a dynasty. I mean, they've won nine straight AFC West
titles and they have not been below five hundred just
late in the season since I hired Andy Reid in
twenty twelve, and it's most losses since Mahomes Patrick Mahomes
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became their quarterback in twenty eighteen. I like dynasties because
if you beat a team like that, man, you know
you did something. But they're flawed. I mean they need
a star receiver because it's not Travis Kelce anymore.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Man. You see those bad drops. Oh man, I was
terrible trying to get Taylor. Find out how did Taylor
swift like comfort him that I got a wild guess
that's crazy. Well, I love Eving eye on him. I
want to talk about Philip Rivers. You knowed he officially
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became the oldest player in the NFL when he signed
with Indianapolis practice squad earlier.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I just love this.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Of course, Philip Rivers played at North Carolina State, and
it was an article that somebody sent to me back
when he left and went out to the West Coast, said,
what will you miss about, you know, playing North Carolina State?
And among some barbecue and some other things was the
John Boy and Billie show. That is so awesome. Man,
I always liked that guy, And well, what do you
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think about Philip Rivers playing after he'd been out of
the league five years.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
We's got ten kids and a grandson, so he's been.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Ready to get out of the house in the high school.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
And his son's one of the best quarterbacks in the country,
and Ency State is going to go after him and
they may get him. Wow.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Awesome.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
But he's forty four and he's a good friend of
the Indianapolis coach. And Cincinnati's top two quarterbacks are hurt,
and the thirteen quarterback, a rookie six round pick, is
a bad knee. So Rivers may play Sunday and he
is not in game shape and he's still going to
be able to throw, but I don't anticipate him scrambling,
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and it'll be it'll be interesting. They I like Rivers too.
You know, he just was good for football, I thought,
and still is.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
And you know, never won a Super Bowl, but he's
going into the Hall of Fame. If you look at
his stats, it's really unbelievable. He's like top ten about
everything you know in NFL history like.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
That, he's got it. He was going to go probably
this season because you have to be out of the
league five years.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
That's enough.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
But playing again he pushes back his Hall of Fame
selection for another five years.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Wow. So if he gets in a game, then that
puts it all for another five years before he's eligible
for the Hall of Fame. Wow.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
And there's a very good chance he's gonna have to
start on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Right, Well, I guess he's all right. Well, that's als
of keep an eye on that. All right, One more
thing I want to see, if you know, this time,
I found out something about quarterback Josh Allen with a
Buffalo Bill's having a you know, he's pretty good. Do
you know who he's married to. He is married to
let me tell you to swift. Hailey Steinfeld is twenty
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nine married Josh Allen. She was an Oscar nominee. She
received the nominee for an Oscar for the movie True Grit,
the latest one with Jeff Bridges. You know the little
girl in the movie, that's her, no idea. I didn't either, bad.
I was wondered about that tater. She'll come up with
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some diamonds in the rough.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
There I rise at the top. Sometimes.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
I would have never thought that she would grow up
at hot looking at that little girl you know in
the movie. I didn't think about it right.
Speaker 7 (25:53):
Other stuff now too, as an adult.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
So that's it.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Yeah, so good, crazy kids, all right, tom hang on, everybody,
we'll get you back on and you will pick every
game nobody is having to buy this weekend. Everybody plays,
We'll get you back in just a little bit. Okay, Bud,
thank you, all right, man, But let's play our wordy
word game. One ain't a hundred big show you told
free line. Get a couple of contestants. Play next good
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morning Big shows on the radio. You know, Sesame Street
helped raise all of us. Remember handsome in the balcony. Well,
now it's our turn donate this holiday season at sesame
dot org because the world needs Sesame and Sesame needs you.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Oh wow, Right, now, let's play how wonderful game. I
had everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Okay, birdy word and a wordy word.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Lets meet their contestants. We got joe Anne from Carrollton, Ohio.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Good morning, Joanne, Good morning, baby. Then we got Charles
from Utah vill South Carolina. Good morning, Charles, good morning,
good morning. Alright, y'all welcome.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
All right, Tay, let's put them up.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Taya, I'll take the baby doll, John Bow and Joanne
and Marcy and Charles in charge. Hey, y'all, Christmas words,
all right, we all in the Christmas spirit.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Words dealing with Christmas, some of them can be out there.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
I found out. I just learned what the oh boy,
the advent cabinets were.
Speaker 7 (27:52):
You try to fill ninety sheets.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Of all right, Charles, you and Teddy relaxed me and
for the first thirty seconds, all right, you ready, joe Anne?
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Yep, serious, Okay, start the clut.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Now this Christmas Carol goes.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Oh oh, ah, what's the name of it.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Is not the opposite of day?
Speaker 5 (28:24):
Is what.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Night?
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:27):
No, no, no, it's it is night, but it's oh
blanky night like it's yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, okay,
this is a fruit.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
What in the world?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Okay, all right, there's some mails. I ain't heard that
it has to do with Christmas, but I'll find out later. Joe, Anne,
we eat call of one right there, good thing. I
like you as I baby.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Let's say what we can do Tayer and Charles.
Speaker 7 (28:58):
Fourth of July.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Oh holy night song? That uh did I?
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Well?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Is that what I was saying was I was sinking.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Silent n Okay, Oh.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
My bad, Joe, and I was singing the wrong one man.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Well, if I had my trump and Union nailed it.
Oh so let's see Tyger, you and Charles. All right,
there we go, Charles starting good morning, starting the clock.
Speaker 7 (29:26):
Now another song and a partridge and a blank blank
You do this to your gifts, You get them and
the kids tear into it. What another they're tearing with
the opposite of grap open, right, but they blank wrap them?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Hey, Bank right.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
To not rap? Is the word.
Speaker 8 (29:50):
Wrap?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Hey, we have family blanks?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
We do this every year, family reunion. Oh there's some buzzards.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
What'd y'all get a.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Two to take the lead by?
Speaker 2 (30:03):
All right, we've got a defensive struggle going here with
these Christmas words. All right, Joe, Wayne, we got another
thirty seconds. Are you ready, baby? Yes, okay, picking up
on that last one. Start the clock now we no, no,
we do it every year. It's a family what the same? No, No,
it's not a picture. It's just something you do, like
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you gather around and do something. It's a family what
we do it every year.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
We do it every year, Hank Williams Junior. It's all saying,
oh night long.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
It's a family tradition. Thank you. All right? A blank log?
Speaker 1 (30:41):
You burn it? A blank log? No Christmas words?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
One?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Another one? All right? Oh boy, that's a two. It's
tied up. So if Tater and Charles can get one, you'll.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Put us out of these Christmas word miseries.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Charles and Tighter ready go?
Speaker 7 (31:05):
Oh, yes, it's a log, the old blank log.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
You all for the win.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Yes, that's so, Joe, Andy, I'll celebrate Christmas in Carrollton, Ohio.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Look you were singing silent night.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Wait, I'll stuffing for us. We tried.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
I got you, guys.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
I'm sorry. I just pigg joe an.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
We appreciate you. Kiss your family for us.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Baby, Okay, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. All right, boye, but Charles,
look at you down Utah bail South Carolina win a
one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Not for your victory.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Congratulations buddy. Well, thank you very much, John boy. I
have a little shout out. You go ahead. God to
the wonderful wife of thirty five years, Wanda, and the
rest of my family, and God bless all the troops.
Thank you, Thank you so much, my boy. Hang on
with jacket.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Good morning, got the maghe on the radio. West bit
Dome bar.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Jackie, you've seen blazon saddles more than I have. Can
you take it for me? You gotta going.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Don't make me get Lily langtry in here.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
Let's face that I'm tired.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Oh there we go, baby, your candygram Mango, You beat Mango,
You beat him.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Yeah, the bitch was inventing the candygram.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Oh right here we go. Keith Carver out of beautiful Boom,
North Carolina, bearing the mountains, getting all kinds of snow.
We ain't got nothing down here. Johnson stabs on the
light rail. Goodness, says man. Anyway, Keith, gotta get my
married man fixed. We can handle that, Keith. He's up next.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Good morning, Big show's on the radio with you all.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Sin's uh, Charlotte, you know hadn't been broadcasting a big
show for a few months now. Of course, you know
we're entiring the end of the year. Thank you'll all
across the nation for listening to us. But Charlotte idiots. Anyway,
let me let me tell you I mentioned the light
rail or we all we all know about the little
girl that got killed with a stabbing. You know, the
guy that let out like eighteen times like the so
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anyway started the city council. By the way, it's ten
Democrats and one Republican. Uh so uh. They voted in
just this week not to increase security on the train.
We had another stabbing, by the way, somebody who's I've
been arrested tons of times, supposedly banned from the light rail,
so he stabbed the guy who was trying to You know,
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they're gonna protect no other passengers anyway. They were gonna
vote to spend some money on security. No, they're gonna
do a PR campaign, oh ten millions, a couple of
a few million dollars to do a PR campaign to
get you to ride on the light rail. But they're
not going to that for security.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Y'all can argue with that.
Speaker 7 (34:44):
You don't just stop now, don't be scared to ride
the train?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Oh man? Anyway, all right there, salute to the idiots,
and uh, well, what's been our hometown for a while,
you see, see while we've had to fight every inch
for sure, this was really the most appropriate music, cry tyree,
but didn't take ahead retire?
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Can I use it now? What they're gonna do?
Speaker 5 (35:09):
Fire men?
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Well, they can't even hear you. Okay, now back to you, buddy.
Keen Carver had a beautiful balloon. I want to hear
married man. Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
My readmand.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
My redman drives around in a minivan, got a wife
and some kids. His whole life on the skids. Hey,
there goes to my red man.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
House.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
He feel Listen, dude, the poor guys really screwed hanging
on by a bread cord of milk, loaf of bread.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
There goes to mom. Man got a big gas, grew buys.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
His clothes at the gap, and he's just about enough.
Followed this card married man, married man, friendly neighborhood, married man.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
My fend has nothing life will let.
Speaker 10 (36:19):
Him do what a she says.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
It's about time he grew mar there's a screw you'll
find the married man.
Speaker 6 (36:29):
Last time married man encountered as old Powell college buddy,
who suggested our hero have a little fun by flirting
with the attractive young lady at the grocery store checkout Kaunta.
Our hero rose to the occasion in his patented married
man style.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Married.
Speaker 6 (36:45):
I'm happily married. I've never cheated on my wife in
my entire life. I don't intend to start now. I'm married,
I tell you married. Excuse me, I just remembered a
couple of things I forgot to get.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Hell. Well, very smooth, you were right. You've still got it.
Speaker 6 (37:03):
Hey, I may be a costume crusader, but I'm still
a human being.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
She tempted me with her feminine wilds. All she said
was paper or plastic.
Speaker 6 (37:12):
Yeah, well, well with these women today, who knows what
that might mean.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Not come on, admit it, mary man, you've lost your touch.
Your wife runs your life. Man, it happens.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
It doesn't mean your life is over.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
It just means it's not that interesting anymore.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
That's not true. I run my own life. I don't
let women push me around. Yeah right, I'll prove it.
Speaker 6 (37:33):
I'll go right back over there to that register right
now and check out, and then I'm gonna go back
home and watch the ball game.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 6 (37:42):
I'm a man, I spell m a child and nah
watch me work, mister skeptic.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
TU find everything you needed?
Speaker 6 (37:52):
Oh yeah, sorry about that pathetic outburst a minute ago.
Speaker 8 (37:57):
Hm.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Did you see how much these were? Don't have a price.
Speaker 6 (38:01):
No, but I'll be glad to walk over and check
for you.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Oh that's all right, I can check for you.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Oh, no problem.
Speaker 6 (38:06):
I can be there and back in a flash.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Really No, No, that's all the way in the back
of the store. I'll get somebody to run back there
for you.
Speaker 6 (38:14):
Pricet check, twelve pack tampas, plushable super Maxy oppads.
Speaker 7 (38:18):
With wings for the guy in the cave right here, sir,
Anything wrong?
Speaker 6 (38:24):
No, I was just watching what passes for my life
flash before my eyes. Well married man be able to
survive the greatest humiliation of his costume career. And that
thing with the ball game was he just blowing smoke?
Speaker 2 (38:38):
That too? And sways.
Speaker 6 (38:40):
In our next sphincter tightening adventure, Same married time, same
married channel, you'll find the married mane.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio for your Friday
in December to twelfth, twenty and twenty five. There, good
morning again to our man Tom so Horne A good morning.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Tom, Good morning again Shambley.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
And you believe it, man, We are already at week fifteen.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Week fifteen, hinde gout fast.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
I mean, doesn't seem like the season is really sailed by?
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Every year gets fast, drama picking up speed crazy. All right, den, well,
this is week fifteen. Everybody played. I start with the
early Sunday afternoon games. He's six and seven Baltimore Ravens
at the four and nine Cincinnati Bengals.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
I think Cincinnati pulls this one out.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Wow, Baltimore is another surprise stinker. Who's he here?
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Aren't there?
Speaker 5 (40:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (40:08):
Lamar Jackson. Their quarterback is having a tough season. He's
been He's suffered four different injuries. Wow, it shows man.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
All right, let's go the three and ten Arizona Cardinals
at the eight and five Houston Texans.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Houston is favored by nine and a half and they're
gonna win it in double figures. In my locked number
one of the week.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Lock number one of the week, Houston given nine and
a half. I got it down.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
The nine and four Buffalo Bills.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Josh Allen married to that little girl from the True Grip,
Haley Stanville at the eleven and two New England Patters.
It might be a good game here, Tom.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
As much as I like Josh Allen and Buffalo, I
think you win.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Pulls all ooh, going New England and our new favorite quarterbacks,
Drake May Okay, the three and ten Cleveland Browns your doors.
They say he's going to be the starter for the
rest of the year. They're at the nine and four
Chicago Bears.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
I think the Bears win this one comfortably.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Chicago on that one. The nine and four LA Chargers
at these six and seven Kansas City Chiefs.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
I can't stop picking him. I'm gonna go with Cassey.
Look at disease.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
All right, let's go the two and eleven Las Vegas
Raiders of the eight and five Philadelphia Eagles.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Okay, this is a game. Philadelphia Ken and we'll win.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Philadelphia will do it. Then we got the three in
ten New York Jets at the nine and four Jacksonville Jaguars.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Where they are playing well. When Trevor Lawrence is on,
they're really tough to be I think he's going to
be on. I think Jackson's the whole cruise.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
Then we got the three in ten Washington Commanders.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
All go. Jaydon Daniels hurt again. Man, he heard his elbow.
Someone was saying he shouldn't have been playing last week
when it got hurt. Because Washington just don't look like
they got it this year anyway. But they are going
to play the New York Giants. They have a better record.
The Giants are two and eleven.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
I'm gonna go with the Giants.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Go with the Giants. Old that, okay. And then there
are five late games with all teams playing this weekend,
and all of them started four to twenty five, starting
out with the seven and six Carolina Panthers at the
three and ten New Orleans Saints.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
In New Orleans is playing pretty well. They'd be Tampa
last week and their quarterback has really come on. But
I think I think it'll be a close game, and
I think the Panthers pulled out.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
I'm a little nervous about that one. We'll see. I'm
saying their dad is a good thing that the Saints
went ahead and dropped the game last week.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
And I think if they hadn't lost.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
The game and be a real trap game.
Speaker 8 (42:48):
Though, I think that maybe that they since they lost
the last week, maybe that's a telling sign for you.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
You might be right, Stick, you might be we back
got this thing figured out on the couch there. Then
sometimes some messes out there. But any anytime it's a division,
you know, Caroline new Orders, I mean, anytime it's the
visual game, it just seems like they're always, you know,
doesn't even Tuck, I want to deal.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
Such a cool place to go to watch a game. Two.
I mean, where else do people walk around the stadium
selling shots for dollars?
Speaker 2 (43:22):
You mean John Boss House, Don's go The eight and
five Detroit Tigers, I mean Lions and one of les
Baseball at the ten and three l A Rams.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
I tell you, Rams woke up after Carolina beat them,
and I think they're going to win this one with
some ease, all right.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
The nine to three and one Green Bay Packers at
the eleven and two Denver Broncos.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
That's a good game, and it's and teams just wear
out in Denver and at my hot stadium. But I
like green Bay.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Oh taking green Bay right. Then we got the eight
and five Indianapolis Coats at the ten and three Seattle
Seahawk Man and Philip Rivers gets into this game against Seattle.
It's gonna be tough.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
It's gonna be really tough. Seattle at times looks like
the best team in the league. Darnold hasn't done much lately,
but he can't. He hasn't had two. So I think
Seattle wins this one.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Big yeah, I lit'tle know, oh right, three games ago
to only one lock. We got the two and eleven
Tennessee Titans at the nine and four San Francisco forty
nine Ers.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
Forty nine ers are starting to play well and they
could be a force in the playoffs and they take
this one.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Then the five and eight Minnesota Vikings at these six
six and one Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Dallas is favorite by five and a half. They went
by at least a touchdown and they're my lock number
two of the week.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Well in the half over Minnesota ticking. The Cowboys got there,
and then Monday Night football these six and seven Miami
Dolphins at the seven and six Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Miami is hot, but I'm not gonna pick against Pittsburgh
at home. They look good in their victory last week
over Baltimore, and they'll do enough to win.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
All right, you got Pittsburgh from Monday Night all right.
Time gonna be good weekend, buddy, I feel it. We
should appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
I have a good time.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
Everybody.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
Everybody had a good weekend.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Thank you you do, buds. See next week.
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