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Speaker 1 (00:01):
And then again Big Show fans, Citizen Randy with a
quick show notes.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh and happy Labor Day to you.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
This is an encore edition of the John Boy and
Billy Big Show podcast. It originally aired on Monday April
twenty sixth, twenty twenty one.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I hope you enjoy the show, gog madam.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
It is Monday, April twenty six All right, whole cousing here,
John Boy, Billy and Taylor on a flat screens flat screen. Wisecrass,
not really, wise green, it's this flat.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
It's okay, it's.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Kind of just a monitor.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Really.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I don't think flat has ever been used in the descriptor.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
The screen is the onlyest flat part of that whole scenario.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
But it knows why it felt hard to me. Yeah,
here you go. So let me say, was your t
shirts they stand up again? My eyes are up here.
Somebody in Youngstown loves me.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Oh right, that's my that's my you know, hometown of
Ed O'Neill and all.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
My oh oh that's Ohio. I thought it was like
a code neighbor young boys.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Well now.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
You know me.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
All right, So anyway, good morning, all right, We're gonna
have a good week. Just feel it here last week
of April's what we got going on. Uh, it's a
National dissertation Day. That sounds something like collegy. Isn't that
what you have to do with college? I'm missing that part.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
It's the part you would have.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Missed anyway, and all the other parts too.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, but you know you're so eligible dissertation. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Back when I knew I wanted to be a disc jockey,
I thought I'd have to go to college and take radiology.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
And I found out that one. Okay, so if that
worked out, good dodge see that gram education? Yeah, twelfth
grade bud Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
National Richter Scale Day that finds radioactive stuff?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Right?
Speaker 7 (01:55):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Clicks through alloud to seeing them on TV.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I thought Richter Scale was like, is what earthquakes?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
That is?
Speaker 8 (02:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Defines radioactives? Get counter? Oh yeah, and Jackie's got an
appointment discounter.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
She just told me with a Geiger counter, you know
what I mean? But I wish I did.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Okay, I'm gonna let that lay there, okay. So Richter Scale, Yeah,
it tells you how about an earthquake?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
You have got that?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Uh, National Kids and Pets Day and this is the
one that we picked to celebrate on this Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Love kids, love pets. We've got a lot of them.
Ye all right.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
One more Help a Horse Day, National Help a Horse Day.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
That was a strong number.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Two.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
We just didn't have enough.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Bit I got an idea how we celebrate that. Y'all
go over to Booger Brands and shovel some duty.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yep, I got enough of that to do here.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
A horse in that case.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
That't bother hen No, they disregard it. They need help.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
If you got something that eats and duties while you sleep,
see that's like a kid. Yeah, I guess it does
be there. All right, good deal, we got a lot
to do. Then have fun while we're doing it. We'll
get our three dates in history that we got saved
up and bring our first prize back out and get
you ready for outbursts.
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It right here?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Three days in history where we get a categories. April
twenty six, nineteen fifty six. The first Godzilla movie, Godzilla
King of the Winds Were Married in New York now
debuted in Japan in fifty four.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
It was reworked for the US release.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
That is how they when they translated it from Japanese
into English, that's when they added Remember the part with
Raymond Burr as the reporter that was talking about the destruction.
That's when they added that.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
When they so, Raymond Burr wasn't in the Japanese not
in the Japanese version, so they americanized it.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Raymond Burr Town US. What was going on? Right? How
about that? All right?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Let me say there have been twenty eight god Zella
movies over the last fifty years, and probably a couple
of more added.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
I don't know how well, there's a new one out
right now. We're just fighting King Kong. Yeah, that's right, Dress.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I don't know if you updated that to today, Taylor,
or did.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
You just hitting the last ten year?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Now, look at that, I answered that without even I
have a problem with copying, pasting.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
And oh god, well that's all right.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Uh So, on this date nineteen ages nine, New York
City's Force restaurant wine merchant William Sokland accidentally bumped a
table with a bottle of wine on it. Well, the
bottle fell to the floor and shattered. Unfortunately, it was
a bottle of seventeen eighty seven Chateaumago and had once
belonged to Thomas Jefferson, whoa restaurant employees found William knelt
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over the mess sobbing uncontrollably.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
He had good reason.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
The bottle was valued at five hundred and twenty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Nice knockover could break a five hundred twenty grand bottle.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Fire, Did it tastes like vinegar? By then, though, he
got a wonder that's true.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, no, that is true. If you store it properly,
it'll be still good.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
We must not do something right, because the core all
fell apart in a whole bottle.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
There was an episode of Antique Road Show where somebody
brought an antique bottle of they thought was wine.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
It didn't have a label, it was very old.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
The the guy took an assessment of it figured it
was from the you know, seventeen hundreds, and so he said,
he asked the guy, do you mind if I take
a taste of it now that's still corked, And so
he took a syringe, put it through the cork and
drew a little bit out, put it into a glass
so we could all see it. It looked like rusty water,
and he drank it. But the reason it looked like
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rusty water, they later were found out, is it was
something called, you know, like a witch's brew that was
used to bury at your front doorstep to ward off
evil spirits.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
So it was it had like so it's not shut
to my good No, it had.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Like pig urine nails, and I could.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Swear see an eye of newt in there.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
So hair, it had human hair, and it was just naw.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Well, hopefully he did it like those highbrow wine people.
He just sladed it around and spit it out.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
No, he tasted, swallowed it. He's that same syringe and
gave himself a technics sho. Well, that's I'm moving up to.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Finally, on this date in ninety the twenty four carrot
Diamond that Marilyn Monroe war and gentlemen preferred blondes sold
for two hundred and ninety seven thousand dollars at a
Christie's auction in New York City. I guess that was
a real diamond ring there. I'm a bit thinking because
we got the categories one eight hundred big shows you
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That's a spelled n o I t no no.
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I r n o I r oh no r and
the and the penett what's that?
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You know? It's a type of great the to you silent.
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But and pino is one of those, right, okay, all right, all.
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All right, Hey, National Kids and Bench days they were
celebrating day's gotta take the world, get the butt sques,
the days it was working out perfect.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Wait m hm.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Hm And now ladies and gentlemen, bobskags uh oh.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Hello, what about it? Dirty? Now? Hello, don't be infringing
upon my Bob Skaggs bit.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
The Bobs and Seek is tracking it.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
All right.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I'd like to bring on this next song.
Speaker 8 (12:06):
It's talking about Jackie taking Pearl to get her butt
squeeze later today on National Kids.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
In that it sounds almost like mister Rubarb.
Speaker 8 (12:17):
He has.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
This is the way we can tell when it's time
for Pearl to go see the doctor. Did you know
that gorgeous to keep going to go ahead?
Speaker 7 (12:34):
Out?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
All right, lady, here we go. But Scoop and Buggie, how.
Speaker 8 (12:39):
About there's a little bitted dog and her name is Pearl.
And she's the sweetest thing in the whole round world.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
She's got a brible man.
Speaker 8 (12:58):
That's about the driver out of her mine. Her rear
rings feeling mighty rold. That's why Pearl goes wild and
does the butt scooting book it. Now, some folks say
it's something in her food. Whatever it is, it's not
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too good. She goes to scrub in her hide on
the living room road. When Nash dogs on a.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Scooting jack, she.
Speaker 8 (13:33):
Does a quick zig and then a zag. It's the
butt scooting booget.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Oh no, there she goes.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
She's about to get old butt scoot.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
It.
Speaker 8 (13:49):
You crack, ain't a sack having trouble life back she
does a booget. She does to sit down on the ground,
go to town.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Butt scooting.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Here, let's go, No curl, no Pearl.
Speaker 8 (14:09):
When I said let's go, I was talking to the
piano player, not you, honey off.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Look at that.
Speaker 8 (14:16):
That's comb off. We're gonna get you straight out here,
and just think of honey, hang on, all right, sit.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Down there if you can.
Speaker 8 (14:25):
Well, she's about as low as a dog can get.
Time to load her up for a trip to the vent.
He might be just a feller that could streathen her eye. Hope,
so because need live her life. Fig nothing but grief.
Pearl needs some fist relief from the budscoots and bulgin.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Right there in the den.
Speaker 8 (14:53):
There she goes again.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Oh but screw.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
Or my or bud.
Speaker 8 (15:00):
She's about to go nuts. That's why she bugets. She
does to sit down on the ground, go to town
butt scoots and buget. I don't know there she goes.
She is about to get nold, but scoot.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
It.
Speaker 8 (15:21):
She crack ain't the sack having trouble out back.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
That's why she bug gets.
Speaker 8 (15:27):
She does to sit down on the ground, go to town
butt scooting bugee. She does sit down on the ground,
go to town butt scooting bugets. She got a slight hiss.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Bad Is likes a bitch, but scoot.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Dot good Monday morning, Begs Jaws on the radio, Horis
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and Breakfast Theater, Kicky work Wee golfw.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode The
hat Trick. As our story opens, William Fitzpatrick is leaving
Sunday Mass at Saint Egregious Catholic Chapel in and this
is very important Dublin, Ireland.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Ah, well, good morning there, mister Fitzpatrick.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Oh missus McCloskey.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Haven't seen you in church in a while.
Speaker 9 (16:54):
I had been here in a while, truth be told,
I showed up today and what you might call false
pre teends the devil. You say, Well, what happened was
yesterday marning. I was going out to run some errands.
I got to the door and I was fixing a
put on my favorite hat, but I couldn't find it.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Spent the whole rest of the day looking for it.
What did I find?
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Nothing sounds aggravating.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Indeed, it was much like the next accident hear from you.
Speaker 9 (17:25):
The only other head like mine I've ever seen in
my life belongs to Tommy McGee, the church groundskeeper. I
know he worships here at say degreeious on Sunday morning,
and being a godly gentleman, he parks his hat on
the rack right inside the door, And if I got
here just a tad late, I could slip in without
old Tommy's seeing me.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Oh, I don't think I like where this is going.
Oh My, don't don't think think when this is going either.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I think I speak for the room when I say.
Speaker 9 (18:00):
I figured if I slipped on the back before the
end of the service, I could pinch Old Tommy's hat
and be gone before he got up to leave.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
He'd never even know I was here.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
Jeez, and crackers, you came to the House of the
Lord to steal another fella's hat.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
I'm on, I wouldn't call it me proud this moment.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Anyway.
Speaker 9 (18:21):
I slipped in late this morning while Father Mike was sermonizing.
Wouldn't you know the old wind bag was speaking on
the ten Commandments, and the word of the Lord kind
of spoke to me.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
I the order the Lord will do that to you.
You wrote the damn thing.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
You knew what was gonna happen, so I see you
ain't got nothing on your head. Let me guess when
Father or Mike got to the part about their shot
not steal. You know that part you figured you'd rather
go without a hat than burning hill for all eternity.
Speaker 9 (18:59):
Nope, When he got to the part about that shall
not coming to dulty, I remembered where I left me.
Speaker 10 (19:04):
At We hate you can do it house, so I'll
be over to pick it up around noon or something.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Shot it again. Next time we hear the crusty Old
Tommy the groundskeeper say hey, big man, let me hold
a dollar.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
That was closer to a night your checks you. It's
a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining us
this morning.
Speaker 11 (19:41):
This is former President Bill Clinton. Let me just say
it has been an honor to uh spend some time
with Marcy this love. I don't think.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Good.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Monday morning, make shows on the radios National Kids and
Pets Days, celebrating all of them.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
And we'll get a chance to go back and Robert D.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Rayford archives Ray for Love talking about his dogs.
Speaker 12 (20:43):
There we go, Older dogs getting older. Notice how the
nights are colder, little solace in the dawn save a
weary stretch and the yawn. Older dogs not as agile.
Bones and joints seem frail and fragile. No longer runs
to fetch a toy. A simple walk replaced that joy.
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Older dogs with vision fading still makes out his master's shading,
green head, seeks gentle hand, seems to slow times shifting sand.
Older dogs have troubled hearing deer and duck and nearby clearing.
But older dogs still can tell who comes and goes by,
sniff and smell. Older dogs might not remember if it's
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May or November. Often forget familiar ways. Confusion comes with
hair that grays. Older dogs need much more petting for
some day. He may be regretting the absence of that
loyal friend who gave their heart until the end. Older
dogs and getting older, I notice too, the night is colder.
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I know what you're going through because I'm an older
dog like you.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
How about that.
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Hang on, we'll play in minutes. First celebrating national kids
and pets and here to help. It's time for the
Diary of Carriebusey.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Dear Diary.
Speaker 7 (22:31):
This is Gary beaucy Well Diary. I just wrapped shooting
my new show, Gary Bucy Pet Judge. I haven't been
this proud of something since DC Cab. The set looks real. Officially, Yeah, diary,
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I get to wear that styling black robe. Guess what,
I don't wear nothing underneath. Who's strolling into court like?
And by god, boss, it's only Judge Garrett Busey, Hoss.
Put your paw in the Bible and swear to God
if you're guilty, gonna whippy with a fishing rod. Here,
come to judge, Here, come to judge.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Eat sidebar.
Speaker 7 (23:18):
It's only six episodes, which is kind of a bummer
because there's about one hundred shows worth of stuff that
folks are gonna mess out on. But I kept a
journal about it. A pelican took a big, stinky white
deuce on it, but I still got most of it.
On the very first day, I was trying to cross
examine a dog. I thought it must have been hard
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of hearing, because it just stared at me. I kept
raising my voice, nothing just a blank stare. I finally
lost my cool and grabbed it by the scruff. At
that point, I had to make a new rule that
there would be no stuffed animals allowed on set. Tricked
me once, shame on you tricked me twice.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Shame on me.
Speaker 7 (24:02):
Tricked me three times, and I stick that shock collar
on you and turn it to eleven.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Turn off the juice, turn me loose. I just threw
mud out of my caboose.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Diary.
Speaker 7 (24:15):
We had all sorts of critters come through the core room.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I tried to keep my.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
Cool when things went south, and when you're dealing with
temperamental beasts, anything can happen. One fellow brought in his
mule on accounty. It was being pretty damn stubborn. There's
a shock. I tried to reason with the damn thing,
but it didn't go well. I finally said, hey, Francis,
you better get your act together. Somebody's gonna make a
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dram out of you. Well that didn't say well, and
the mules started into whaling. I wailed right back, Oh
that's how you want to play it, huh.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Well eyaw yaw yaw.
Speaker 7 (24:53):
Two minutes later, the bailiff had to pull us apart,
but not until that mule kicked me right in my
little Gary's.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I started wearing a cup.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
After that, the mule was put in in a junk.
If I try to score, I'm really.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Suck Bruse Gobert.
Speaker 7 (25:12):
Had a passel of exotic stuff comes through chambers too.
Probably the best was this monkey name a Lefty. Everybody
loves a booky. Lefty got that name on account of
he is left handed. Can you believe that diary?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
I never knew.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
Monkey has even favored certain hand over the other. I
thought this was all swinging on vines and eating nanners
ambnexta shrug. His owner was this pretty little.
Speaker 13 (25:39):
Blond Hello, can I bet your monkey?
Speaker 7 (25:52):
She is pressing charges against Lefty for malicious destruction of
personal property. I swear the name Lefty come into play.
He was destroying his owner's house by flinging his stool
all over and they only used his left hand. Well,
I had to tell the owner, Hey, genius, he's a
damn monkey. What do you expect him to do? Sing
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show tunes? And about that time, ol' Lefty broke into
a chorus of luck be a lady tonight from Guys
and Dolls. Everyone was blown away, standing ovation from the gallery.
I happened to comment that he sounded a little pitchy
during the reprise. Oh, that's set him off. He commenced
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to doing that ooo thing that monkeys always do, and
then Pooh started flying.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Who funk Pooh was a me?
Speaker 7 (26:43):
Or you I don't know what that little blonde was
a feed of the shore did stink and he never
ran out.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Ever, the whole courtroom.
Speaker 7 (26:55):
Went from beige to brown in thirty seconds flat. And
when some of that has hit me in the face,
I said, I don't know know. While they left, take
it out byloff put a dart in him, and he
finally stopped chewing on the crew guy's face and sort
of passed out. I ordered the older to put a
boxing glove on his left hand to curb the crap flapping.
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Long forgot how good damn things are with their feet.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Get on the poop foot, ow, get on the poop foot.
You need to be sweet a cheetah.
Speaker 7 (27:27):
Yeah, well, Diarry, I gotta see down.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I got a date with Lefty's older.
Speaker 7 (27:38):
I'm taking her to a casino because she said she's
good at throwing craps.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Now I know we're left he learning.
Speaker 13 (27:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Gary's wearing brown until next time.
Speaker 7 (27:51):
Diary x'es and o's Gary U sie busy Right, she
thinks this nice day is going well very well.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
All right, let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's jump right
in here on Monday's question. According to a recent survey,
nearly eighty percent of all American households have at least
one can of this well known product on hand. And,
believe it or not, the company that makes it has
less than six hundred employees worldwide.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Oh what is whoop?
Speaker 11 (28:23):
Ass?
Speaker 4 (28:23):
It's a very small company that the gend their output
is a basic Yeah, we got put out of business.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Remember when we came out with our fan yep, all right,
what y'all got one eight hundred Big Show you told
free line across America. We played John Boyd Jeopardy Next,
(29:01):
Good Morning, Big Show's on a radio road. It to
you Monday, April twenty six. Video today brought you by
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Speaker 2 (29:10):
Big Show dot com where you'll.
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See our video simply entitled Monday. You'll understand why check
it out at Big Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Right now, that's life, Yes, life, a course of my
eric aas j.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
Now you're host the Monday Man in America.
Speaker 10 (29:34):
So watch.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Use jun board.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
You know I can really do that every day.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Jason out of Mobile, Alabama's on the line. Good morning, Jason,
good morning, Good morning. I Jason, first up and see
what you got. According to a recent survey, nearly eighty
percent of all American households have at least one can
of this well known product.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Believe it or not.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
A company that makes it has less than six hundred
employees worldwide.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
What you think of, Jason?
Speaker 6 (30:10):
Is it Goya?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Is it go Ya? Let's see?
Speaker 3 (30:17):
I know that's the Italian bean company, right them, Goia beans?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Like that? Wow, that'd be a if.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
You ever go to the grocery store. Boy, No, no, yeah,
I know who it is. I know that Goyas. Yeah.
Somebody tried to put them out of business because they
supported Trump back when I was thinking that?
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Is that right? Jason? Are you familiar with that? Is
that why you were thinking? Goya? Yes? Shir all right,
look at me thinking like our listeners.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Wow, that's why we lasted forty years boys, back off, yep.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I'm sorry, all right, Jasons for playing buddy. You have
a great day.
Speaker 6 (30:53):
Man.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
You see they said like four words, and I figure
about you.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Think so.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
The Hispanic section.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
All right, Well, let's go to Tyler. He's in York,
South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Good morning, Tyler, Good morning, y'all. How are we going
this is going good. All right.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
We found out it's not gorya that at least eighty
percent of American households have one can of what do
you think it is?
Speaker 8 (31:20):
Oh, let's go with w D forty.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Is it w D forty's if it needs some move
but won't use w D forty if it moves, but
you douldn't use duct tape.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
That's all you need to do here. Yeah, good stuff, man.
Then we're gonna go. And Randy has some interesting facts
about w D forty.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Uh oh, Tyler, meantime, let Jack you hook you up
with this prize pack.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
We'll get into you down York. Okay, Can I give
a quick shut out? Of course?
Speaker 6 (31:59):
I play about a year ago with you guys, and uh,
you know, I gave a shout out to the boys,
my mom, my dad, my brother, even my co workers.
But I forgot an important person, all right. So this
shout out is for my wife, my beautiful wife of
two years. So I'm not in trouble.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Wow, she's been riding about that for the last year. Huh.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
All glad it worked out for you, Tony. You hang
in there. You got this coasting from here on.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
Now, Buddy, Thank you guys, have good day.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Hi, may you do hang on with jackets. Yeah, top
of your news. We'll get these w D forty facts. Right,
So I asked, what's going on, Jackie Heavy the e Turtle,
magnifying glassy, good morning, big shows on the radio. You
(33:26):
know how Randy over delivers in facts. We were talking
about w D forty. He's got me a list of
two thousand plus uses for w D forty and it's
like printed like on the contents of a of a
cantigoria beans.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Yeah. So it's kind of smalls.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
All like three pages there tiny.
Speaker 14 (33:45):
By the way, it's eight pages, rock and back. Oh,
it's two thousand and they had to say, here's how
am I going to see that? I got I can't
see that by reading glasses. And Jackie brings me.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
A magnumding glass if you want to internalism, very pretty
magnify glass.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Thank you, engineer Gating to hit So anyway, well, as.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
A writer, I can tell you if they said come
up with two thousand uses, they're not all going to
be home runs. Yeah, number of these are probably pretty
much of a script.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
The problem is this is tested and proven uses because
if you go on the Internet, there's a bunch of
uses that just aren't.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Like there's see that's the list, I want to say,
but that's.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
You know, it gives bad information. It's like it'll cure arthritis,
No it won't. Don't put it on your skin.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
But that is more fun than freeze, stuck fuel, door cable,
all on the page.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
One maybe to you?
Speaker 3 (34:43):
So all right, well, well let me see the fact
that I can see here. Uh, since the number one
question googled about w D forty is what does the
name w D forty stand for?
Speaker 6 (34:54):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (34:54):
So the answer is water displacement forty a formula. Okay,
that's true, and then you send the Internet will tell
you a ton of not true things.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Yes, but so all those are things at WD thirty eight.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Yeah you think that they miss it the first thirty
nine times, right.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
Like great dessert topping and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
So uh anyway, so I think at the Big Show
dot com, do you have the list up on our
websire list as I have printed it for you, so.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Y'all get to share in this fun. Yeah, now you
see now he's turned into bow. That's good.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
So did you know that now this is handy for
you you can use WD forty to remove dried dog
slobber from seats in your car, because you know you
got some.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Yeah, okay, did you know you can use it for that?
Speaker 5 (35:46):
No?
Speaker 1 (35:47):
How about removing baked on bird droppings from your car exterior?
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (35:54):
Baked on? That just the sounds straight picture.
Speaker 6 (35:58):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
You know if somebody scuffture car with their car and
you get a little their.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Rubbed on you, you're gonna take the paint rub off. Yep.
It won't fix a dance.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
And why buy armor all when you've already got w
D forty You can use it to shine your tires.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
No, well you see, Okay, we're up.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
To number nine, y'all. Were will making some progress there.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
I think we'll get done about midnight three the other
in nineteen hundred and ninety.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
You can go to the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
Now, if you'll excuse us, we have to go lubricate
our scooter list.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
The Big Show's on the radio, Monday morning, April twenty six.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
All right, brand new tune. Should I be touched? Shall Well?
You asked me earlier is it mean? And I said, well,
not for me.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
He's all produced by Randy okay he is, so let's
see what we got here. It is the ballad of
John Boy.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
I'll never forget that faithful night.
Speaker 7 (37:30):
He lay there in the pale moonlight, a filthy ball
cap on his head. I thought that he was surely dead,
a broken soul. No one would claim that's the night
I learned the name of John Boy, John Boy. For
five days it was touch and go. What he survived
(37:50):
I didn't know. He let out with a mournful wheeze,
his colon blocked with too much cheese, And with a
rusty butter knife, I cleared the clog and saved the
life of John Boy, John.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Boy, John Boy.
Speaker 7 (38:09):
I soon found out he had a gift. His funny
ways gave folks a lift. I thought that he should
have a show where I worked on the radio. I
had a feeling he'd find fame when everyone would learn
the name of John.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Boy, John Boy, John Boy.
Speaker 7 (38:28):
He soon was famous far and wide, made other DJs
run and hide.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
He sure enough became a star.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
But it wasn't skilled that got him far the credit
to what he'd become. There was no one nearly quite
as dumb as John.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Boy, John Boy, John Boy.
Speaker 7 (38:50):
He couldn't act, he couldn't sing, He always said such
stupid things, could barely say the simplest words. But solid
gold came from those turns, the listeners, they were never born.
Cash and ratings with a reward for John Boy.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
John Boy, John Boo. But success began to swell his head.
He hated getting out of bed.
Speaker 7 (39:14):
One day he threw a hissy fit and in a
rage of fart was lit. He set the studio ablaze.
Could this be the end of days for John.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Boy, John Bull, John Boy?
Speaker 7 (39:31):
We all stood there with jars of Kate as he
ran back in to save as Kate. The walls collapsed
as it burned down, and John Boy he was never found.
The incidents still unexplained. Just a few stained T shirts
are all that remained of John Boy John I'm still
(39:57):
out here in radio land on some forgotten am bad
And later at night I get a chill. I think
that I can hear him still, And on the first
full moon of fall, I hear the uwah uwa call.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
A job boy, John Ball. John John.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
John was a filibido.
Speaker 8 (40:38):
It was this job two hundred pounds of twitter, steel
and sex appeal.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
The American dreams don't get going North Caklaki, North cacklakh Shaw.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Shut up, wait for somebody that's done talking.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
That's a big show on the radio right there. Some
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Speaker 2 (41:48):
Good poo man too nice.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
You want to give a shout out to longtime listener
Wayne from Cox Door Company.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
It was uh, yeah this morning, matter of.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
Fact, Yeah, fixing the garage door in the house and
we watch said, oh he'sn't found that.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
I want to tell him. I listen to him and
listen to him, got him out of the truck right now.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
So thanks Wayne, lef along with us and while you'd
work hanging and fixing folks doors.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
So this was that, this was the reason you called
early and said you weren't going to make it because
your garage door wouldn't open, and this guy came.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
And rescued you. That was nice. Uh, it was the
other one. You know, I could have lied, but yeah
we can't. All stupid excuses get out of works.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Thanks to appreciate Wayne, all right, and uh hey to
Landing echoes from Clean Juice.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
We don't work into the story.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Clean Jews.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
He's found their CEO dot company and uh in and
around Charlotte, North Carolina, the Organic Jews.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
They're all over. It's one of the big franchises.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
That's oh, that's right when I want to say, like
over one hundred franchise like that. Man, So y'all check
it out there, say land and checking with us Clean Juices.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
All right, good deal, So.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
Okay, that plugs all right, good good, got a board.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
All right.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
Reverend Billy Red Collins is up next here in a
couple of minutes.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
That was my looking for what's up in the next
double minutes. You are such a great actor. I don't
care what that song says. Five, it's coming up in minutes.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
Big Show rolls on, Good Morning, got the Big Show
on the radio, getting ready to play the current events quiz.
I got a call coming off to Front of the
Road and our national Kids and Pets today. But first, hey,
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Speaker 6 (44:01):
Good morning there, John Boy and Billy, and good morning
to all our beloved friends out there in radio land.
That says the Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword
of Joshua, Independent phot of gosh but Penney Coastal Assembly
just off State Road twenty three on the Frontage Road.
Well friends. Other day, one of the deacons sent me
(44:22):
an article he printed off the computer. University of Oklahoma
just done a study about religion and pets. It says
church going Christians tend to have fewer pets than non
church going people, which makes sense if you think about it.
I mean, my mama used to say getting everybody out
(44:44):
the door in time for Sunday school is like herding cats.
The article says church people lean more towards dogs as
a pet and non religious folks are way more likely
to be cat people, or is the Headlin says atheists
prefer cats? Well, who didn't know that? No offense to
(45:08):
the cat lovers out there in radio land, But did
you ever know a crazy cat lady that was active
in her shirt? No ever seen a witch riding a
broom with a cocker spaniel letter that? Let, of course
not y'all might not like to hear this, but it's true.
Cats are the go to animal for the unhinged and
(45:30):
the unsaved. Well, preacher, you coming down mighty heart on
cats this morning, ain't you?
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Well?
Speaker 6 (45:37):
All I know is if a dog knocks a lamp
off a table and breaks it, you can tell by
looking at him he feels plumb.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Tore up about.
Speaker 6 (45:47):
But a cat will look right at you, knock that
lamp off the table and never break eye contacts. Now
which one sounds more unsaved to y'all? I ain't saying
cats or the devil now, they're more like the untrustworthy
backsliders of the animal kingdom. Get one if you want to,
(46:09):
but keep an eye on him if he starts moving
on your table land. Oh, and speaking of backsliders, I'd
like to invite all the football fans to join us.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
On Sundays, Ebruary.
Speaker 6 (46:20):
The second for the Sorda Joshua Super Salvation Bowl Party.
Catch the ste roid enhanced dash of the big Game
on our high defamation twenty two inch fat screens evs
courtesy of Appliance Runt in the Cooderwood Shopping Plaza. Hot
pockets and tater Totts from Sam's Club on two Notch Road,
(46:43):
and sweet tea and decaf coffee lovingly prepared by the
Sorda Joshua Ladies Auxillary. During each one of the eight
hundred family destructing commercial breaks. During the game, we'll have
a three minute speed devotional by our guest Bible beater,
Ain't Old Hirscheiser, the former third string nose tackle at
(47:05):
Vegetative State Bible College in Shirral, South Carolina. After the game,
we'll run it in the end zone with a soul
stirring gospel presentation called drop kick Me Jesus through the
gold Post of Life. We're always going for the last
minute save. Here at the Sword of Joshua Independent Full
(47:26):
Gospel Pennycoastal Assembly just off State Road twenty.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
Three, own no Road.
Speaker 6 (47:33):
This here's the Reverend Billy Ray Collins, reminding youngs it's
time to turn, so you don't mark John Boy and Billy.
You'll keep them straight up their
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Jagging any winners
And then again Big Show fans, Citizen Randy with a
quick show notes.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh and happy Labor Day to you.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
This is an encore edition of the John Boy and
Billy Big Show podcast. It originally aired on Monday April
twenty sixth, twenty twenty one.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I hope you enjoy the show, gog madam.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
It is Monday, April twenty six All right, whole cousing here,
John Boy, Billy and Taylor on a flat screens flat screen. Wisecrass,
not really, wise green, it's this flat.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
It's okay, it's.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Kind of just a monitor.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Really.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I don't think flat has ever been used in the descriptor.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
The screen is the onlyest flat part of that whole scenario.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
But it knows why it felt hard to me. Yeah,
here you go. So let me say, was your t
shirts they stand up again? My eyes are up here.
Somebody in Youngstown loves me.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Oh right, that's my that's my you know, hometown of
Ed O'Neill and all.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
My oh oh that's Ohio. I thought it was like
a code neighbor young boys.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Well now.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
You know me.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
All right, So anyway, good morning, all right, We're gonna
have a good week. Just feel it here last week
of April's what we got going on. Uh, it's a
National dissertation Day. That sounds something like collegy. Isn't that
what you have to do with college? I'm missing that part.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
It's the part you would have.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Missed anyway, and all the other parts too.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, but you know you're so eligible dissertation. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Back when I knew I wanted to be a disc jockey,
I thought I'd have to go to college and take radiology.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
And I found out that one. Okay, so if that
worked out, good dodge see that gram education? Yeah, twelfth
grade bud Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
National Richter Scale Day that finds radioactive stuff?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Right?
Speaker 7 (01:55):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Clicks through alloud to seeing them on TV.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I thought Richter Scale was like, is what earthquakes?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
That is?
Speaker 8 (02:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Defines radioactives? Get counter? Oh yeah, and Jackie's got an
appointment discounter.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
She just told me with a Geiger counter, you know
what I mean? But I wish I did.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Okay, I'm gonna let that lay there, okay. So Richter Scale, Yeah,
it tells you how about an earthquake?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
You have got that?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Uh, National Kids and Pets Day and this is the
one that we picked to celebrate on this Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Love kids, love pets. We've got a lot of them.
Ye all right.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
One more Help a Horse Day, National Help a Horse Day.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
That was a strong number.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Two.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
We just didn't have enough.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Bit I got an idea how we celebrate that. Y'all
go over to Booger Brands and shovel some duty.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yep, I got enough of that to do here.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
A horse in that case.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
That't bother hen No, they disregard it. They need help.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
If you got something that eats and duties while you sleep,
see that's like a kid. Yeah, I guess it does
be there. All right, good deal, we got a lot
to do. Then have fun while we're doing it. We'll
get our three dates in history that we got saved
up and bring our first prize back out and get
you ready for outbursts.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
All right.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
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Speaker 2 (03:49):
It right here?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Three days in history where we get a categories. April
twenty six, nineteen fifty six. The first Godzilla movie, Godzilla
King of the Winds Were Married in New York now
debuted in Japan in fifty four.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
It was reworked for the US release.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
That is how they when they translated it from Japanese
into English, that's when they added Remember the part with
Raymond Burr as the reporter that was talking about the destruction.
That's when they added that.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
When they so, Raymond Burr wasn't in the Japanese not
in the Japanese version, so they americanized it.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Raymond Burr Town US. What was going on? Right? How
about that? All right?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Let me say there have been twenty eight god Zella
movies over the last fifty years, and probably a couple
of more added.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
I don't know how well, there's a new one out
right now. We're just fighting King Kong. Yeah, that's right, Dress.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I don't know if you updated that to today, Taylor,
or did.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
You just hitting the last ten year?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Now, look at that, I answered that without even I
have a problem with copying, pasting.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
And oh god, well that's all right.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Uh So, on this date nineteen ages nine, New York
City's Force restaurant wine merchant William Sokland accidentally bumped a
table with a bottle of wine on it. Well, the
bottle fell to the floor and shattered. Unfortunately, it was
a bottle of seventeen eighty seven Chateaumago and had once
belonged to Thomas Jefferson, whoa restaurant employees found William knelt
(05:20):
over the mess sobbing uncontrollably.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
He had good reason.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
The bottle was valued at five hundred and twenty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Nice knockover could break a five hundred twenty grand bottle.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Fire, Did it tastes like vinegar? By then, though, he
got a wonder that's true.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, no, that is true. If you store it properly,
it'll be still good.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
We must not do something right, because the core all
fell apart in a whole bottle.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
There was an episode of Antique Road Show where somebody
brought an antique bottle of they thought was wine.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
It didn't have a label, it was very old.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
The the guy took an assessment of it figured it
was from the you know, seventeen hundreds, and so he said,
he asked the guy, do you mind if I take
a taste of it now that's still corked, And so
he took a syringe, put it through the cork and
drew a little bit out, put it into a glass
so we could all see it. It looked like rusty water,
and he drank it. But the reason it looked like
(06:22):
rusty water, they later were found out, is it was
something called, you know, like a witch's brew that was
used to bury at your front doorstep to ward off
evil spirits.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
So it was it had like so it's not shut
to my good No, it had.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Like pig urine nails, and I could.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Swear see an eye of newt in there.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
So hair, it had human hair, and it was just naw.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Well, hopefully he did it like those highbrow wine people.
He just sladed it around and spit it out.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
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All right, Hey, National Kids and Bench days they were
celebrating day's gotta take the world, get the butt sques,
the days it was working out perfect.
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Wait m hm.
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Hello, what about it? Dirty? Now? Hello, don't be infringing
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The Bobs and Seek is tracking it.
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Speaker 2 (12:04):
I'd like to bring on this next song.
Speaker 8 (12:06):
It's talking about Jackie taking Pearl to get her butt
squeeze later today on National Kids.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
In that it sounds almost like mister Rubarb.
Speaker 8 (12:17):
He has.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
This is the way we can tell when it's time
for Pearl to go see the doctor. Did you know
that gorgeous to keep going to go ahead?
Speaker 7 (12:34):
Out?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
All right, lady, here we go. But Scoop and Buggie, how.
Speaker 8 (12:39):
About there's a little bitted dog and her name is Pearl.
And she's the sweetest thing in the whole round world.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
She's got a brible man.
Speaker 8 (12:58):
That's about the driver out of her mine. Her rear
rings feeling mighty rold. That's why Pearl goes wild and
does the butt scooting book it. Now, some folks say
it's something in her food. Whatever it is, it's not
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too good. She goes to scrub in her hide on
the living room road. When Nash dogs on a.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Scooting jack, she.
Speaker 8 (13:33):
Does a quick zig and then a zag. It's the
butt scooting booget.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Oh no, there she goes.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
She's about to get old butt scoot.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
It.
Speaker 8 (13:49):
You crack, ain't a sack having trouble life back she
does a booget. She does to sit down on the ground,
go to town.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Butt scooting.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Here, let's go, No curl, no Pearl.
Speaker 8 (14:09):
When I said let's go, I was talking to the
piano player, not you, honey off.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Look at that.
Speaker 8 (14:16):
That's comb off. We're gonna get you straight out here,
and just think of honey, hang on, all right, sit.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Down there if you can.
Speaker 8 (14:25):
Well, she's about as low as a dog can get.
Time to load her up for a trip to the vent.
He might be just a feller that could streathen her eye. Hope,
so because need live her life. Fig nothing but grief.
Pearl needs some fist relief from the budscoots and bulgin.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Right there in the den.
Speaker 8 (14:53):
There she goes again.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Oh but screw.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
Or my or bud.
Speaker 8 (15:00):
She's about to go nuts. That's why she bugets. She
does to sit down on the ground, go to town
butt scoots and buget. I don't know there she goes.
She is about to get nold, but scoot.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
It.
Speaker 8 (15:21):
She crack ain't the sack having trouble out back.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
That's why she bug gets.
Speaker 8 (15:27):
She does to sit down on the ground, go to town
butt scooting bugee. She does sit down on the ground,
go to town butt scooting bugets. She got a slight hiss.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Bad Is likes a bitch, but scoot.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Dot good Monday morning, Begs Jaws on the radio, Horis
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and Breakfast Theater, Kicky work Wee golfw.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode The
hat Trick. As our story opens, William Fitzpatrick is leaving
Sunday Mass at Saint Egregious Catholic Chapel in and this
is very important Dublin, Ireland.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Ah, well, good morning there, mister Fitzpatrick.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Oh missus McCloskey.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Haven't seen you in church in a while.
Speaker 9 (16:54):
I had been here in a while, truth be told,
I showed up today and what you might call false
pre teends the devil. You say, Well, what happened was
yesterday marning. I was going out to run some errands.
I got to the door and I was fixing a
put on my favorite hat, but I couldn't find it.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Spent the whole rest of the day looking for it.
What did I find?
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Nothing sounds aggravating.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Indeed, it was much like the next accident hear from you.
Speaker 9 (17:25):
The only other head like mine I've ever seen in
my life belongs to Tommy McGee, the church groundskeeper. I
know he worships here at say degreeious on Sunday morning,
and being a godly gentleman, he parks his hat on
the rack right inside the door, And if I got
here just a tad late, I could slip in without
old Tommy's seeing me.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Oh, I don't think I like where this is going.
Oh My, don't don't think think when this is going either.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I think I speak for the room when I say.
Speaker 9 (18:00):
I figured if I slipped on the back before the
end of the service, I could pinch Old Tommy's hat
and be gone before he got up to leave.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
He'd never even know I was here.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
Jeez, and crackers, you came to the House of the
Lord to steal another fella's hat.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
I'm on, I wouldn't call it me proud this moment.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Anyway.
Speaker 9 (18:21):
I slipped in late this morning while Father Mike was sermonizing.
Wouldn't you know the old wind bag was speaking on
the ten Commandments, and the word of the Lord kind
of spoke to me.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
I the order the Lord will do that to you.
You wrote the damn thing.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
You knew what was gonna happen, so I see you
ain't got nothing on your head. Let me guess when
Father or Mike got to the part about their shot
not steal. You know that part you figured you'd rather
go without a hat than burning hill for all eternity.
Speaker 9 (18:59):
Nope, When he got to the part about that shall
not coming to dulty, I remembered where I left me.
Speaker 10 (19:04):
At We hate you can do it house, so I'll
be over to pick it up around noon or something.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Shot it again. Next time we hear the crusty Old
Tommy the groundskeeper say hey, big man, let me hold
a dollar.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
That was closer to a night your checks you. It's
a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining us
this morning.
Speaker 11 (19:41):
This is former President Bill Clinton. Let me just say
it has been an honor to uh spend some time
with Marcy this love. I don't think.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Good.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Monday morning, make shows on the radios National Kids and
Pets Days, celebrating all of them.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
And we'll get a chance to go back and Robert D.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Rayford archives Ray for Love talking about his dogs.
Speaker 12 (20:43):
There we go, Older dogs getting older. Notice how the
nights are colder, little solace in the dawn save a
weary stretch and the yawn. Older dogs not as agile.
Bones and joints seem frail and fragile. No longer runs
to fetch a toy. A simple walk replaced that joy.
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Older dogs with vision fading still makes out his master's shading,
green head, seeks gentle hand, seems to slow times shifting sand.
Older dogs have troubled hearing deer and duck and nearby clearing.
But older dogs still can tell who comes and goes by,
sniff and smell. Older dogs might not remember if it's
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May or November. Often forget familiar ways. Confusion comes with
hair that grays. Older dogs need much more petting for
some day. He may be regretting the absence of that
loyal friend who gave their heart until the end. Older
dogs and getting older, I notice too, the night is colder.
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I know what you're going through because I'm an older
dog like you.
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How about that.
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Hang on, we'll play in minutes. First celebrating national kids
and pets and here to help. It's time for the
Diary of Carriebusey.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Dear Diary.
Speaker 7 (22:31):
This is Gary beaucy Well Diary. I just wrapped shooting
my new show, Gary Bucy Pet Judge. I haven't been
this proud of something since DC Cab. The set looks real. Officially, Yeah, diary,
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I get to wear that styling black robe. Guess what,
I don't wear nothing underneath. Who's strolling into court like?
And by god, boss, it's only Judge Garrett Busey, Hoss.
Put your paw in the Bible and swear to God
if you're guilty, gonna whippy with a fishing rod. Here,
come to judge, Here, come to judge.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Eat sidebar.
Speaker 7 (23:18):
It's only six episodes, which is kind of a bummer
because there's about one hundred shows worth of stuff that
folks are gonna mess out on. But I kept a
journal about it. A pelican took a big, stinky white
deuce on it, but I still got most of it.
On the very first day, I was trying to cross
examine a dog. I thought it must have been hard
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of hearing, because it just stared at me. I kept
raising my voice, nothing just a blank stare. I finally
lost my cool and grabbed it by the scruff. At
that point, I had to make a new rule that
there would be no stuffed animals allowed on set. Tricked
me once, shame on you tricked me twice.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Shame on me.
Speaker 7 (24:02):
Tricked me three times, and I stick that shock collar
on you and turn it to eleven.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Turn off the juice, turn me loose. I just threw
mud out of my caboose.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Diary.
Speaker 7 (24:15):
We had all sorts of critters come through the core room.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I tried to keep my.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
Cool when things went south, and when you're dealing with
temperamental beasts, anything can happen. One fellow brought in his
mule on accounty. It was being pretty damn stubborn. There's
a shock. I tried to reason with the damn thing,
but it didn't go well. I finally said, hey, Francis,
you better get your act together. Somebody's gonna make a
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dram out of you. Well that didn't say well, and
the mules started into whaling. I wailed right back, Oh
that's how you want to play it, huh.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Well eyaw yaw yaw.
Speaker 7 (24:53):
Two minutes later, the bailiff had to pull us apart,
but not until that mule kicked me right in my
little Gary's.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I started wearing a cup.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
After that, the mule was put in in a junk.
If I try to score, I'm really.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Suck Bruse Gobert.
Speaker 7 (25:12):
Had a passel of exotic stuff comes through chambers too.
Probably the best was this monkey name a Lefty. Everybody
loves a booky. Lefty got that name on account of
he is left handed. Can you believe that diary?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
I never knew.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
Monkey has even favored certain hand over the other. I
thought this was all swinging on vines and eating nanners
ambnexta shrug. His owner was this pretty little.
Speaker 13 (25:39):
Blond Hello, can I bet your monkey?
Speaker 7 (25:52):
She is pressing charges against Lefty for malicious destruction of
personal property. I swear the name Lefty come into play.
He was destroying his owner's house by flinging his stool
all over and they only used his left hand. Well,
I had to tell the owner, Hey, genius, he's a
damn monkey. What do you expect him to do? Sing
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show tunes? And about that time, ol' Lefty broke into
a chorus of luck be a lady tonight from Guys
and Dolls. Everyone was blown away, standing ovation from the gallery.
I happened to comment that he sounded a little pitchy
during the reprise. Oh, that's set him off. He commenced
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to doing that ooo thing that monkeys always do, and
then Pooh started flying.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Who funk Pooh was a me?
Speaker 7 (26:43):
Or you I don't know what that little blonde was
a feed of the shore did stink and he never
ran out.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Ever, the whole courtroom.
Speaker 7 (26:55):
Went from beige to brown in thirty seconds flat. And
when some of that has hit me in the face,
I said, I don't know know. While they left, take
it out byloff put a dart in him, and he
finally stopped chewing on the crew guy's face and sort
of passed out. I ordered the older to put a
boxing glove on his left hand to curb the crap flapping.
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Long forgot how good damn things are with their feet.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Get on the poop foot, ow, get on the poop foot.
You need to be sweet a cheetah.
Speaker 7 (27:27):
Yeah, well, Diarry, I gotta see down.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I got a date with Lefty's older.
Speaker 7 (27:38):
I'm taking her to a casino because she said she's
good at throwing craps.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Now I know we're left he learning.
Speaker 13 (27:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Gary's wearing brown until next time.
Speaker 7 (27:51):
Diary x'es and o's Gary U sie busy Right, she
thinks this nice day is going well very well.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
All right, let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's jump right
in here on Monday's question. According to a recent survey,
nearly eighty percent of all American households have at least
one can of this well known product on hand. And,
believe it or not, the company that makes it has
less than six hundred employees worldwide.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Oh what is whoop?
Speaker 11 (28:23):
Ass?
Speaker 4 (28:23):
It's a very small company that the gend their output
is a basic Yeah, we got put out of business.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Remember when we came out with our fan yep, all right,
what y'all got one eight hundred Big Show you told
free line across America. We played John Boyd Jeopardy Next,
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Right now, that's life, Yes, life, a course of my
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Now you're host the Monday Man in America.
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Use jun board.
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You know I can really do that every day.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Jason out of Mobile, Alabama's on the line. Good morning, Jason,
good morning, Good morning. I Jason, first up and see
what you got. According to a recent survey, nearly eighty
percent of all American households have at least one can
of this well known product.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Believe it or not.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
A company that makes it has less than six hundred
employees worldwide.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
What you think of, Jason?
Speaker 6 (30:10):
Is it Goya?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Is it go Ya? Let's see?
Speaker 3 (30:17):
I know that's the Italian bean company, right them, Goia beans?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Like that? Wow, that'd be a if.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
You ever go to the grocery store. Boy, No, no, yeah,
I know who it is. I know that Goyas. Yeah.
Somebody tried to put them out of business because they
supported Trump back when I was thinking that?
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Is that right? Jason? Are you familiar with that? Is
that why you were thinking? Goya? Yes? Shir all right,
look at me thinking like our listeners.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Wow, that's why we lasted forty years boys, back off, yep.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I'm sorry, all right, Jasons for playing buddy. You have
a great day.
Speaker 6 (30:53):
Man.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
You see they said like four words, and I figure
about you.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Think so.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
The Hispanic section.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
All right, Well, let's go to Tyler. He's in York,
South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Good morning, Tyler, Good morning, y'all. How are we going
this is going good. All right.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
We found out it's not gorya that at least eighty
percent of American households have one can of what do
you think it is?
Speaker 8 (31:20):
Oh, let's go with w D forty.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Is it w D forty's if it needs some move
but won't use w D forty if it moves, but
you douldn't use duct tape.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
That's all you need to do here. Yeah, good stuff, man.
Then we're gonna go. And Randy has some interesting facts
about w D forty.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Uh oh, Tyler, meantime, let Jack you hook you up
with this prize pack.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
We'll get into you down York. Okay, Can I give
a quick shut out? Of course?
Speaker 6 (31:59):
I play about a year ago with you guys, and uh,
you know, I gave a shout out to the boys,
my mom, my dad, my brother, even my co workers.
But I forgot an important person, all right. So this
shout out is for my wife, my beautiful wife of
two years. So I'm not in trouble.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Wow, she's been riding about that for the last year. Huh.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
All glad it worked out for you, Tony. You hang
in there. You got this coasting from here on.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
Now, Buddy, Thank you guys, have good day.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Hi, may you do hang on with jackets. Yeah, top
of your news. We'll get these w D forty facts. Right,
So I asked, what's going on, Jackie Heavy the e Turtle,
magnifying glassy, good morning, big shows on the radio. You
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know how Randy over delivers in facts. We were talking
about w D forty. He's got me a list of
two thousand plus uses for w D forty and it's
like printed like on the contents of a of a
cantigoria beans.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Yeah. So it's kind of smalls.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
All like three pages there tiny.
Speaker 14 (33:45):
By the way, it's eight pages, rock and back. Oh,
it's two thousand and they had to say, here's how
am I going to see that? I got I can't
see that by reading glasses. And Jackie brings me.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
A magnumding glass if you want to internalism, very pretty
magnify glass.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Thank you, engineer Gating to hit So anyway, well, as.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
A writer, I can tell you if they said come
up with two thousand uses, they're not all going to
be home runs. Yeah, number of these are probably pretty
much of a script.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
The problem is this is tested and proven uses because
if you go on the Internet, there's a bunch of
uses that just aren't.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Like there's see that's the list, I want to say,
but that's.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
You know, it gives bad information. It's like it'll cure arthritis,
No it won't. Don't put it on your skin.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
But that is more fun than freeze, stuck fuel, door cable,
all on the page.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
One maybe to you?
Speaker 3 (34:43):
So all right, well, well let me see the fact
that I can see here. Uh, since the number one
question googled about w D forty is what does the
name w D forty stand for?
Speaker 6 (34:54):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (34:54):
So the answer is water displacement forty a formula. Okay,
that's true, and then you send the Internet will tell
you a ton of not true things.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Yes, but so all those are things at WD thirty eight.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Yeah you think that they miss it the first thirty
nine times, right.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
Like great dessert topping and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
So uh anyway, so I think at the Big Show
dot com, do you have the list up on our
websire list as I have printed it for you, so.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Y'all get to share in this fun. Yeah, now you
see now he's turned into bow. That's good.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
So did you know that now this is handy for
you you can use WD forty to remove dried dog
slobber from seats in your car, because you know you
got some.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Yeah, okay, did you know you can use it for that?
Speaker 5 (35:46):
No?
Speaker 1 (35:47):
How about removing baked on bird droppings from your car exterior?
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (35:54):
Baked on? That just the sounds straight picture.
Speaker 6 (35:58):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
You know if somebody scuffture car with their car and
you get a little their.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Rubbed on you, you're gonna take the paint rub off. Yep.
It won't fix a dance.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
And why buy armor all when you've already got w
D forty You can use it to shine your tires.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
No, well you see, Okay, we're up.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
To number nine, y'all. Were will making some progress there.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
I think we'll get done about midnight three the other
in nineteen hundred and ninety.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
You can go to the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
Now, if you'll excuse us, we have to go lubricate
our scooter list.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
The Big Show's on the radio, Monday morning, April twenty six.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
All right, brand new tune. Should I be touched? Shall Well?
You asked me earlier is it mean? And I said, well,
not for me.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
He's all produced by Randy okay he is, so let's
see what we got here. It is the ballad of
John Boy.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
I'll never forget that faithful night.
Speaker 7 (37:30):
He lay there in the pale moonlight, a filthy ball
cap on his head. I thought that he was surely dead,
a broken soul. No one would claim that's the night
I learned the name of John Boy, John Boy. For
five days it was touch and go. What he survived
(37:50):
I didn't know. He let out with a mournful wheeze,
his colon blocked with too much cheese, And with a
rusty butter knife, I cleared the clog and saved the
life of John Boy, John.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Boy, John Boy.
Speaker 7 (38:09):
I soon found out he had a gift. His funny
ways gave folks a lift. I thought that he should
have a show where I worked on the radio. I
had a feeling he'd find fame when everyone would learn
the name of John.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Boy, John Boy, John Boy.
Speaker 7 (38:28):
He soon was famous far and wide, made other DJs
run and hide.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
He sure enough became a star.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
But it wasn't skilled that got him far the credit
to what he'd become. There was no one nearly quite
as dumb as John.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Boy, John Boy, John Boy.
Speaker 7 (38:50):
He couldn't act, he couldn't sing, He always said such
stupid things, could barely say the simplest words. But solid
gold came from those turns, the listeners, they were never born.
Cash and ratings with a reward for John Boy.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
John Boy, John Boo. But success began to swell his head.
He hated getting out of bed.
Speaker 7 (39:14):
One day he threw a hissy fit and in a
rage of fart was lit. He set the studio ablaze.
Could this be the end of days for John.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Boy, John Bull, John Boy?
Speaker 7 (39:31):
We all stood there with jars of Kate as he
ran back in to save as Kate. The walls collapsed
as it burned down, and John Boy he was never found.
The incidents still unexplained. Just a few stained T shirts
are all that remained of John Boy John I'm still
(39:57):
out here in radio land on some forgotten am bad
And later at night I get a chill. I think
that I can hear him still, And on the first
full moon of fall, I hear the uwah uwa call.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
A job boy, John Ball. John John.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
John was a filibido.
Speaker 8 (40:38):
It was this job two hundred pounds of twitter, steel
and sex appeal.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
The American dreams don't get going North Caklaki, North cacklakh Shaw.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Shut up, wait for somebody that's done talking.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
That's a big show on the radio right there. Some
shout out down buds here this morning. Thankful old Pieble
Premium pub Shota, North Carolina, feeding us up as I
do of a week and check them out any your
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in North Carolina. Great food and great people. Remodeled, got
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Speaker 2 (41:48):
Good poo man too nice.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
You want to give a shout out to longtime listener
Wayne from Cox Door Company.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
It was uh, yeah this morning, matter of.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
Fact, Yeah, fixing the garage door in the house and
we watch said, oh he'sn't found that.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
I want to tell him. I listen to him and
listen to him, got him out of the truck right now.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
So thanks Wayne, lef along with us and while you'd
work hanging and fixing folks doors.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
So this was that, this was the reason you called
early and said you weren't going to make it because
your garage door wouldn't open, and this guy came.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
And rescued you. That was nice. Uh, it was the
other one. You know, I could have lied, but yeah
we can't. All stupid excuses get out of works.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Thanks to appreciate Wayne, all right, and uh hey to
Landing echoes from Clean Juice.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
We don't work into the story.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Clean Jews.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
He's found their CEO dot company and uh in and
around Charlotte, North Carolina, the Organic Jews.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
They're all over. It's one of the big franchises.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
That's oh, that's right when I want to say, like
over one hundred franchise like that. Man, So y'all check
it out there, say land and checking with us Clean Juices.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
All right, good deal, So.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
Okay, that plugs all right, good good, got a board.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
All right.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
Reverend Billy Red Collins is up next here in a
couple of minutes.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
That was my looking for what's up in the next
double minutes. You are such a great actor. I don't
care what that song says. Five, it's coming up in minutes.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
Big Show rolls on, Good Morning, got the Big Show
on the radio, getting ready to play the current events quiz.
I got a call coming off to Front of the
Road and our national Kids and Pets today. But first, hey,
you we're gonna play for a fifty dollar a gift
card from Trophy Tree Stands.
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it just the second first list. Get well.
Speaker 6 (44:01):
Good morning there, John Boy and Billy, and good morning
to all our beloved friends out there in radio land.
That says the Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword
of Joshua, Independent phot of gosh but Penney Coastal Assembly
just off State Road twenty three on the Frontage Road.
Well friends. Other day, one of the deacons sent me
(44:22):
an article he printed off the computer. University of Oklahoma
just done a study about religion and pets. It says
church going Christians tend to have fewer pets than non
church going people, which makes sense if you think about it.
I mean, my mama used to say getting everybody out
(44:44):
the door in time for Sunday school is like herding cats.
The article says church people lean more towards dogs as
a pet and non religious folks are way more likely
to be cat people, or is the Headlin says atheists
prefer cats? Well, who didn't know that? No offense to
(45:08):
the cat lovers out there in radio land, But did
you ever know a crazy cat lady that was active
in her shirt? No ever seen a witch riding a
broom with a cocker spaniel letter that? Let, of course
not y'all might not like to hear this, but it's true.
Cats are the go to animal for the unhinged and
(45:30):
the unsaved. Well, preacher, you coming down mighty heart on
cats this morning, ain't you?
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Well?
Speaker 6 (45:37):
All I know is if a dog knocks a lamp
off a table and breaks it, you can tell by
looking at him he feels plumb.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Tore up about.
Speaker 6 (45:47):
But a cat will look right at you, knock that
lamp off the table and never break eye contacts. Now
which one sounds more unsaved to y'all? I ain't saying
cats or the devil now, they're more like the untrustworthy
backsliders of the animal kingdom. Get one if you want to,
(46:09):
but keep an eye on him if he starts moving
on your table land. Oh, and speaking of backsliders, I'd
like to invite all the football fans to join us.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
On Sundays, Ebruary.
Speaker 6 (46:20):
The second for the Sorda Joshua Super Salvation Bowl Party.
Catch the ste roid enhanced dash of the big Game
on our high defamation twenty two inch fat screens evs
courtesy of Appliance Runt in the Cooderwood Shopping Plaza. Hot
pockets and tater Totts from Sam's Club on two Notch Road,
(46:43):
and sweet tea and decaf coffee lovingly prepared by the
Sorda Joshua Ladies Auxillary. During each one of the eight
hundred family destructing commercial breaks. During the game, we'll have
a three minute speed devotional by our guest Bible beater,
Ain't Old Hirscheiser, the former third string nose tackle at
(47:05):
Vegetative State Bible College in Shirral, South Carolina. After the game,
we'll run it in the end zone with a soul
stirring gospel presentation called drop kick Me Jesus through the
gold Post of Life. We're always going for the last
minute save. Here at the Sword of Joshua Independent Full
(47:26):
Gospel Pennycoastal Assembly just off State Road twenty.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
Three, own no Road.
Speaker 6 (47:33):
This here's the Reverend Billy Ray Collins, reminding youngs it's
time to turn, so you don't mark John Boy and Billy.
You'll keep them straight up their
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Jagging any winners
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