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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Let's play the current events quiz Badley, what are we
dealing with?
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A Colorado company is making a big splash in the
appliance business.
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Say hey to Jason out of Evansville, Indiana.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Good morning, Jason, Good.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Morning, sir.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
But it's Evansville, Tennessee. Oh how about that?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
All right? It sure is, and that's what we're written down.
I can't get on Jackie about that. It looked like
a t in. I thought it was an eye in
down there, but only one deal and then the dot
is after Avansville.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
All right, Jackie, do you see how much trouble you're causing?
Speaker 6 (01:36):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
But it's the stories he tells me.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
All right, Jason, Evansville, Tennessee. Good body, We'll glad you
in here. Now, have you listened to Biddley? You win
this prize. Pug Well, a.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Boulder, Colorado company, has a new kitchen appliance they think
is going to be big. It helps customers grow their
own food at home, right in the kitchen. The refrigerator
sized box has air and water sence, a humidity control system,
and even a smartphone app. The device maintains the perfect
conditions for growing fruits, vegetables, and herbs. And what kind
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of herbs do people like to grow in Colorado lately?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Hm? Yes.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
It turns out the new appliants is the perfect environment
for growing your own marijuana plants right there in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Now.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
The official website talks a lot about strawberries and wheat
grass and whatnot, but you can tell the gizmo is
aimed mostly at pot growers because it's called a the
Leaf b the Green Machine, or see Snoop Dogg's Sticky
Ikey Refrigerizzle.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Well you got Jason, I'm gonna go with John Boys
all right, buddy.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
If you hang on Jack, you'll get your infoce he
knows exactly where you are.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Speaks of no the street address. Thank you?
Speaker 5 (03:06):
So much.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
We appreciate you, buddy. Hang on, Jason Fotim of the hour,
top of your news.
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Right on the other side our time capsule of the
April of twenty six. You've got forty years Qus boy man,
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Speaker 7 (03:53):
This is the award winning Jong Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 8 (04:08):
Hello, they're not tin and Incorporated?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Hi is this, mister Pesto? No, this is yeah morning
seal wat shaking.
Speaker 8 (04:16):
All four cheeks and a couple of chance. But that's
all about to change. I just got a membership at
Gold's gym working out. Huh. Yeah, I realized I finally
hit that awkward age. I'm too old to do Jeger
shots at the bar, but too young to be the
crazy cat lady at the end of the block.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
You know, they say the gym's a good place to
meet gods.
Speaker 8 (04:37):
I know as a matter of fact, I met a
great guy just the other day or with the leg
press machine, tall honky tons of personality. Good job. Great
car loves movies, and I mean real movies, not the
kind where Larry the Cable Guy accidentally invades Mexico.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Larry. So anyway, what happened?
Speaker 8 (04:57):
Well, normally I'm not to kind of go to ask
a guy, but this dude was so hot.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
I couldn't help myself.
Speaker 8 (05:03):
And I should have known he was too good to
be true.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Uh oh, he's got a girlfriend.
Speaker 8 (05:10):
Worse than that? Married gay? How gay flaming out? Yeah,
I tell you, Jimbo. Guys are like parking spaces. All
the good ones that aren't taking are handicapped.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Hanging in there. Wait, Hey, is Murray and hold on?
I'll ask him.
Speaker 8 (05:31):
Hooray Jimbo and Bobby I'm two what Oh? Come on,
You're never gonna believe that. Hey, Jimbo, would you believe
Murray is in La closing a big movie deal?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Not really here?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
I hello, Jimbo. Yeah, I love you mean uh huh Abraham,
you're still going fishing with Captain Crunching Captain Morgan this weekend.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah, that's a me and the Deadlist catch guys. We're
going out on Saturday.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Excellent. I am very excited about this, babe. In fact,
I think this trip could open the door to a
really big payday in the very near future.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Oh yeah, well, what's up?
Speaker 5 (06:09):
I took out a million dollar accidental death policy on
you for the weekend.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Worry.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Hey, these guys are expert captains man. Nobody's gonna die.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Oh I know that. But there's also an accidental dismemberment
rider that's worth two hundred grand all by itself.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
So you're rooting for me to lose an arm or something.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Of course, not a lego work just as good. In fact,
three or more towers on one foot is enough to
trigger a payoff.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Oh if you don't get your hopes.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Oh and just so you know, I'm having some very
promising talks with the Discovery Channel right now about a
possible Jimbo guest appearance.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Well, you mean I might get to be on Deadliest
Catch next season.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
No, the MythBusters want to strap a solid fuel rocket
to the top of your pickup truck. Also, the guy
from Future Weapons wants you to help him test a
new heat seeking artillery ship. Hey, and if you're willing
to go swimming an open cut on your leg, I
can get you a featured guest shot on Shark.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Well you got anything it doesn't involve me getting killed
on the Discovery Channel.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Yes, I am talking to the History Channel about season
two of Ice Road Truckers.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Ah, they want me to drive a big rig across Canada.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
No, they saw your publicity photos. One of the truckers
wants to buy that fur lined cape of yours. It's
not exactly three or more toes on one foot money last.
You gotta start somewhere.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Keep up the good work.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
You know I will because I love you, mother, my folks.
Nothing is more important to me than the success of
hold on a bigger name. On the other line, Now
tell DJ quall problem right back, Hey, Jimbo, I'm gonna go.
Let's do the lunch thing later. Have you a machine
called my machine? And give my love to Bobby? That's
Billy him two and Jimbo? What call me jud Boy
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and Billy Well.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
I better get on the air.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Who knows somebody might be listening.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
That could be morning radio done right, good morning, make
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shows on the radio.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Glad you hear what is right now? So good to hear?
How latest Top ten list minute Today's.
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High concept Big show Top ten list. The top ten
signs a dyslexic guy is having a midlife crisis. Number
ten complains about not getting enough carpool duty. Number nine
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his xbox and bought an air fryer, and the number
one sign he's got his midlife crisis backwards keeps asking
does this make me look fast?
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Rabbi shlowbo here? Listen there. Then I'm in the kitchen
ripping up some crap locks.
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Speaker 4 (10:38):
See you guys on idecks. Huh? What's that like?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Good morning makes us on the radio for a Monday
morning celebrate National Kids and Pets Day and our fun
relationships of both of them, all of them. Got it
in a couple of minutes, Oliver's gonna go off on
my dog Pearl on this special day. Right now, we
got a special interview on this special Monday honoring kids
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and pets.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Let's welcome to our special guest.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
He's the founder of the Eruptee Center for Psychic Pet Research,
Doctor Sanjay Rupte.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
How are you.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
It is most pleasing to meet you. By the way,
we also do pet sitting and mobile grooming. If I
did known Tater Wars here, I would have brought the
ring chicken use a little off the top. Thank you,
good night everyone. You may check us out on the
web at Rootty Center.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Doc coll right, fair enough, now, Doc, I gotta say,
right off the ball, I'm a little skepical about this
whole pet pigic.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Why yes, yes, yes, very good, very good. I hear
them quite often, but I assure you my work is
most scientific. I am a nineteen ninety six graduate of
Calcutta Community College, a facility which has done pioneering research
in this field. My years of experience has allowed me
to tap into what I call the wolf network.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
The what the wolf network?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Wolves?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Right? Don't say it like me, just say the wolf network.
That's right.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
As you know, dogs are descended from wolves. For thousands
of years, wolves have hunted together in packs, right, much
like the crew you hang around, and if you observe
a pack of wolves stalking their prey, you will see
that they haven't amazing unspoken communication that allows them to
work together as a team. You could use a little
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bit of that around here. Yes, it is the ancestral
remnants of the extra sensory network that I am able
to tap into, tap tap, tap tap into and read
the thoughts of the dog.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
All right, well, let's bring her over and say if
you pick up anything, Pearl, come here, girl, see a
good girl.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Doc. This is a Vana Pearl. Nowadays we just call
her Pearl.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Oh, yes, very good. But I'll take it from here.
Hello Pearl, I am doctor RUPTI. Yes, what's that?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Ah? You are most kind? What she's saying. She is
very pleased to meet me.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
In fact, she says, if I were a dog, she
would totally do meet. Tell the company like, man, it's
probably just the bacon I had this morning. Also, She
is most pleased to that you have decided to move
away from the ivanaity. She finds it, how you say,
a bit ridiculous, although she also says Pearl is a
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bit of a Now how long have you had this dog?
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Say?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
My wife found her about a month ago. She was
astray and uh, they says, she's been hanging out around
the gas station, like eating dead possum in the middle
of the road. Stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Don't knock it if you haven't tried it. And how
is she integrating herself into your family?
Speaker 10 (14:21):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
So far, she's been great. She might be the best
dog I've ever had.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Uh uhh. Or she thinks very highly of you as well.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
She also mentions another man, mister uh Jangles. Does that
name mean anything to you? Could have been Bojangles?
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Why?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yes? Yes, yes, yes, yes. Quite fond of this person
as well. She says he is much better to her
than the gentleman named mister Purina. She finds him a
bit cold and forgettable.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Huh uh I probably feel that way too, So, Doc,
we had problems with Pearl, like peepeeing and pooping indoors.
She even has accidents here in the studio every once
in a while. Does that tell you anything?
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Second? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Oh yes, ah, yes, Pearl is attempting to send you
a message.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Uh huh? She says, we're normally and I'm quoting now,
I would go outside, but with this carpet, I figure,
why bother? I think I think she is suggesting it
might be time for a visit from mister Stanley Steamer.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Let me tell you another day, she walked in and
did a number two in Robert D. Rayford's office, right
down the hall. What's what's up with that?
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Oh? Uh huh? What she says?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Have you heard his bit about nine tenths of a
cent on gas?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Yes, I think she is making a commentary of her own.
Gotcha like? So, dog? Is Pearl happy? Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, very much so. She says, you
have many colorful people in your life, most of whom
drop food on the ground on a regular basis. She
specifically mentions a man named mister Mario. He seems to
be most all of the time.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Hey, hey, dog, you say that. You see how she's
looking at me? She does that a lot. What's she
thinking right now? Huh?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
She is thinking, My goodness, what is that funky smell,
and to tell you the truth, I'm picking up something
that you and I've got a headquard, so it must
be mad.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
I had a double bee burrito for Lon Chester that
would explained everything.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yes, but perhaps dead pus him in the road was
not so bad after all.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
The table, Thank you under Sanchay rupte you thanks for
coming here.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
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it in minutes. Where's We're celebrating National Kids and Pets Day?
Where's my doll Pearl taking a spotlight?
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Here we go. It is time for Oliver well well Well.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
One of the reasons this show is so popular is
because our listeners consider all of us part of their
extended family, and all of us here consider one another
a big family. So let's just set here and be
a family. That's enough of that crap. Each of us
has an individual quirks and idiosyncrasies that, from time to
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time gets on the other family members nerves, but we
generally overlook it in the name of peace and harmony
in the family unit. But there comes a time when
conditions become unbearable and someone must step forward and say
something to the offending party.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Oh, I don't like where this is going.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
And since the rest of you gutless jackasses haven't got
the stones to speak up, I take a number. I
guess I'll have to do it.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
So John boy.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
On behalf of the entire Big Show casting crew, May
I say, we have all had a royal butlerad of
your damn dog.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Let me preach on it now.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
It's painfully obvious why you and Pearl get along so well.
That old adage about how dogs and their masters begin
to resemble each other couldn't be more appropriate in this circumstance.
That same vacant stare when you're being spoken to, eating
out of the God, those mystery stains on your fur,
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whinding at the door when you're left outside too long,
barking at Randy, and of course dragging your ass on
the coffee. Ever since that mentally deranged mongrel has set
foot in the studio, things have gone down hill. Brother,
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You're already questionable work ethic I can't even say that
without laughing. Has dipped off the radar. You've started to
rely on the dog for all your material. I remember
the good old days when he used to have those
Thomas Edison stories right and left. And I gotta be
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honest that where's your froggy stuff? Is so fifteen minutes ago?
And speaking of froggy, do you have any idea how
gay you sound doing all that baby talk? You're so cute,
Yes you are.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
You're a little.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Angel, just a perfect little angel.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Dead you love?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yes, he does, see what I mean. I want to
hit myself in the head with a hammer.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Enough.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Already, it's only been a month and she's already got
your wearing pink. You let her run wild anywhere she
wants to go, like those liberal parents who let their obnoxious,
ill bred kid terrorize other families in a restaurant and
then just look on blithely like it's just the cutest
thing they've ever seen. What that kid really needs is
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a first class not jerked in this tail, And so
does that damn dog you need the man up, Skippy.
Owning a dog is a big responsibility, Your responsibility, not
everyone else is because whenever a disaster happens, you handled
the problem with your usual amazing mastery of the English language.
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The dog peas on the carpet, Jackie Tata dog pee hell.
She shreds anything within reach, Jackie Tata stuff shredded hal.
She jumps up on the table and steals food.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
You gonna eat that.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Now, it's not just a big show, gang. Even your
friends and family are ready to snap. You took him
to the beach, and after two days, Captain Kit was
at the tackle shop trying to find a hook she'd
fit on. Poor little coach Cobs, Poor little coach Cob.
She mistook him for a chew toy and ran around
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the farm with him in her mouth. And it didn't
help that every time she brought him back you kept.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Throwing him for it.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Is that really how friends do one another? Even your wife,
your poor put upon life, is at her wits end,
as if being married to you isn't enough of a challenge.
Making her sit in the back seat so Pearl can
ride Shotgun is going too far? Why the missus was
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even willing to meet you halfway? She was happy to
let Pearl sleep in the bed with you. She thought
it was touching to see Pearl sleeping with her head
on your chest, until she realized the other end would
be in her face. To be honest, after sleeping with you,
that would seem like a refreshing change of face to leave.
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And the chewing, Sweet Fancy moses the chewing. She's a
weapon of mass destruction with a fruity collar. You name it,
she'll chew it, doorstops, chair legs, water bottles, purser's backpacks,
electrical cords, books, shoes, tater. You get the picture and
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the paper this month is like a paper shredder with
a tail. Four hours in the studio and it's like
a ticket tape parade's.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Been going on.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
So who's gonna pay for all that? Let's just say
forget the razors next year. Buy us some chew toys,
You cheap bastard. But to be fair, I guess Pearl
has brought us some bright moments on occasion. Well, I've
never seen Terry Hansen smile so much than the day
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Pearl ate that biscuit off his lap, the time John
Boy blamed Jackie for one of Pearl's poots, and who
could forget the day Pearl dropped a big old Cleveland
steamer being in Rayford's office, And be honest, who hasn't
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wanted to do that?
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Good times?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
But still it's not enough. We're sick of that mutt.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
But you're the boss. You want to.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Keep bringing little puppy pain and he ask to work
and the immortal words of mean Gene. I don't know
what the hell we can do about it, So go on,
let her run your life, kiss a fuzzy little butch
of big dumb sap, Alienate your coworkers, run off your friends,
anger your family. You wouldn't be the first guy whose
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life was ruined by some bitch, Do you validate?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I thought she was growing on all right, bro, you
just keep napping. We're gonna play wordy word here one
eight hundred big show. You told free Line. We'll get
a couple of contestants saying play next. Good morning. It's
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a big show on the radio, only to you. Monday morning,
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All right, where you're clicking on their contest wasn't If
you can't get through you like to play wording word,
it will call you all right, we said, I'm Sele's dood.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I went to everybody's head about the bad the.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Wordy word of the wordy word.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Let's meet the contestants. We got Darcy from Lagrange, Georgia.
Come on in, Darcy morning. We're good welcome and you
are playing art from Newport, North Carolina.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Good morning Art, Good morning morning, y'all. Welcome in here.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Aren't your own team Tater and Randy and Darcy. It
is John Boy Millicide. So we'll do two rounds. Get
lucky all let's play some wordy word. All right, Art,
you relax, Me and Darcy will go for the first
thirty seconds. All right, are you ready Darcy? Okay, I
do too, man. Yeah, we're looking at this word right,
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all right, okay, already go wi. Somebody's real dirty. They're
real dirty.
Speaker 8 (26:54):
They are may.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Another word a blank joke. Oh that's just dirty.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
No, another's real dirty, real dirty. It's like okay, blank rich,
he's blank rich, Yes, all right. The mounds has this
nut and I'm making a blank joy. Yes, all right,
this is a stretch car a stretch, yes, all right,
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good work, Darcy, filthy deal. All right, Damn, we put
a three on the board. Don't take it so hard, John,
It's just a game.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
I want.
Speaker 6 (27:33):
I want to all Right, there we go, Art and
Taylor for round one. Got a nodding, little little nod
when we're.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Working out those Andy's holding the words up in front
of the tator's camera, so you're saying.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
This back for us. So we got okay on the
air here. All right, okay, Art and Marcy ready go okay.
Speaker 10 (28:03):
Usually an animal is a team what blank? You dress
up as the team blank? Like a chicken or a
it's the team's what like the Bears the Cubs. Here
go all right, Hey, you play this game where you
king me, you jump and it's red pieces against black. Yes, sir,
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this is where you are. Short hair in the front,
long hair in the back. It's called a what.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
You got it?
Speaker 10 (28:33):
You got it, we got.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
It, we got it. You do it and you tied
it up. All right.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
It's three to three and here we're going around two.
All right, so Darcy and Billy for round two?
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Are you ready? Darcy, I'm ready and go.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
This is a sling you hang between trees so you
can take a nap outside.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
It's a yes, yep.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
I let's see if you get do a really good
job to give you extra salary at the end of
the year. That if you're an end of the year
of what there you Abraham Lincoln was born in a
long what.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Mink is a type of what a mink coat is
up there?
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (29:10):
Not.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Lead is in a pencil. This is in a pin.
It's liquid. Yes, yep.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Short hair in the front. You cut the hair right
above your eyes.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
It's yes, oh right here pylon put a six on
a three, a nine for Darcy.
Speaker 11 (29:27):
Jackie did you notice how much better Billy did in
this particular round?
Speaker 4 (29:35):
All right?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Then, so Art and Randy, let's say what old mumbles
can do or whatever. So you need six to tie
and seven to win. All right, all right, Art, good luck?
Speaker 11 (29:49):
Ready go when you're driving around there, there's one of
these posted that tells you how fast you can go. Yes, yes,
all right, So this would be a type of book
that tells the story.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
It usually is option yes, yes.
Speaker 8 (30:07):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
So this is what happens to metal if you leave
it in the rain. Yeah. So this is the green
thing you put in your martini.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (30:17):
And so this is the kind of glove that doesn't
have fingers, just a thumb.
Speaker 8 (30:24):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Well the fore short, Darcy wins nine to seven.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
Who Jackie, did you notice that I even got more.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Than in this particular Did he helped you?
Speaker 4 (30:37):
Yeah? He was helping. Yeah, I didn't notice. Play get
it everwhere I know you want to go.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Art, Good job with you, buddy, But you can play
again anytime, all right, right a shoutout, Yes you can.
Speaker 5 (30:51):
I'd like to say to Mark, I mean Marcus and
Mike at Quality Body Shop have lot North Carolina.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
Marcus and Mark out the body Shop, Havelock, North.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
Carolina, quality count all quality.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
All right, we appreciate you boys.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
You have a great day, man, all right, all right then,
and Dar said down in the grange, look at you
getting a big old red Max prize pack.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
We'll get it to you. A good game, pray, thank
you so much.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Have a good day you too. By Hello, good morning
big shots on the radio. It's still making fun of me.
Thirty minutes later, that sounds top many. I was introducing
the pet Zageing said, I sounded like a bird girl.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
You said, like doing some weird, very issue. And now
four children are pets. We are absoluted there today, I
was waiting.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
For the birdman to come in on this special occasion.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
On this special occasion, Yeah, would you like to talk
to us about with the wheel?
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Oh yeah, still got us a job forty anniversary, ten
years come. Oh here we go. We a classic bit request.
That's what's so cool about this react natural. Our listeners
(32:11):
know our bits as good as we do. Man, because
it's something you'll come up with. And we go back.
Me and Billy looking at each other and said we
were in it and we don't. Billy probably wrote it.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
I wrote it. I mean it.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
I have no recollection.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
I love what it works out. Well, let's see who
we got this morning. Dave Sanders from what Tumpka Alabama said,
Please play your mama so fat jokes. All right, so
we got a reason on that take take. Did you
find out Dave's he talking about ike? Is that that's
where we first go to.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Yep, that's my ya, that's what I went to.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Okay, that's it, all right, good stuff.
Speaker 11 (32:47):
That nodding thing doesn't really work for the radio.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
I was just waiting for a time to speak.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
Everybody told my daddy's an idiot. I guess I know
you want to join in. We got room for you.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Dave's requests, what Tomas coming up next?
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Good morning? Makes Shaw's on the radio.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Have a day during the week about this time we
take we take a special request.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
It's more than Dave Sanders with Tumka Alabama. It will go.
It's time to act like you go go and get
you some of that bark you boy, go on.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Sames Gregory is getting saying you just keep your hands
and feet away from his mouth.
Speaker 6 (34:03):
But he.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
Yo, what's up?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Welcome that you think I'm kidding? I saw him go
through that chicken last week. Welcome to Axach, the place
to go for all the far one one you need
for all your uh what's called a tubby personal relationships?
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Check this out.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
I got this letter and I'm gonna read it, and
it's this letter. Don't need no reply first time ever.
You'll see why, dear Ike, I heard your reply to
the dude with the fat mother in law. Why didn't
you give him more?
Speaker 4 (34:40):
Ammo?
Speaker 1 (34:41):
See, I is in the same boat as he is,
and I'm constantly searching for new insucts to keep the
enemy on their toes. Just because they can't see him
don't mean they don't need to be on them. Feel
free to pass these along to my brother, and you
can read them on the air if you want to
so from the Home office in Talladega. Your mama so fat.
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She deep fries her toothpaste. She's once, twice, three times
a lady. Your mama so fat. She's walking across the street.
I swear to a void and ran out of gas.
(35:29):
Golden crowd had to put speed bumps in the buffet
line so they could keep up with her. She tried
to get out of bed one day and rocked herself.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Back to sleep. I will steal this.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
She chased down the school bus full of white kids,
yelling stop that twinkie.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
Your mama so fat.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
When she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
She had to marry Bill Gates to afford the LiPo suction.
She went to Disney World and kids got in line
to ride her. When you sit on her shoulders, your
ears pop. Your Mama so fat. She has a kickstand.
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Her favorite stack is wheat thicks. When she goes to
the doctor, he has to refer to the map. When
she goes to the movies, she sits next to everybody.
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She got baptized at Sea World.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
That brought the Lord into Oh here, come up a
few times. In here.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
She sat on a corner and a boger shot out
of George Washington's note. She had her glamour shots taken
from a helicopter. Your Mama so fat. God keeps mistaking
(37:43):
her for his bowling ball. Your Mama so fat. She
uses the Grand Canyon as a porter potty. She puts
on her belt with a boomerang. When you tell her
(38:03):
the hall ass, she got to make two trips her
belly button. Don't have limp, it has sweaters when it rains.
She uses the interstate as a slipping slide. When she
goes to the beach, green Peace pushes her back in
(38:25):
the water so she won't die. NASA wants to use
her to plug the hole in the ozon. She was
floating in the ocean, and Spain claimed her for the
New World. When she opens the fridge, it says uncle,
(38:54):
hundreds of climbers have died trying to scale her north face,
and finally, oh, mama so fat. When she farts, the
National Weather Service has to give.
Speaker 4 (39:04):
It a name.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Well, that's awful now, I hope you enjoyed them. Tell
them John boy and Billy, I said, dum huh may Still.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
How long you been missing to the show?
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Still don't get it? Keep them straight up there, Rappid
Reid Clifford from Talladega, Alabama.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
PS.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Sorry, I couldn't take up any jokes about breaking my
foot off in someone's butt or viena recipe. This is
Iike and Rapid Reid.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Peace out.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
You want to ike psych, Well, the dig'sych is John Moore,
Billy and p Obox, seventy six sixty three, Charlotte, NC.
Speaker 4 (39:46):
Two A two four one pctic You're gonna lose a finger.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio Monday, April twenty six.
They was, I'm busy with kids and pets and whatnot
and looked at the birthday list for today for April
twenty six babies, Happy Birthday. Actor Channing Tatum is forty
one Taylor's favorite actors, got to interview him. Oh boy,
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in the movie twenty one Jump Street was coming out.
It was him and Jonah Hill. We'll never forget that.
Tator went down represented the Big Show where they do
that pressure set the stars down there and Tator gets.
Speaker 4 (40:44):
A sit down and ask them questions. I bet they'll
don't forget it either.
Speaker 10 (40:47):
Yeah, say do you think I do you remember the
other twenty people that talked to him?
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Probably now just the girl that stood in front of
him and scuttered.
Speaker 4 (40:56):
It was give me the idea? Ho w it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Jonah heel after was overlooked and said, yeah, you seem
like a nice person.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
How does she get this job? Well, well, you seem
like a nice person.
Speaker 10 (41:13):
He was hung They were hungover, and.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
You're like makers up our heads are She.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
Was so nervous her blouse was stuck to her.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
It was hot down there, Mayan.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
That was funny. You know.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
It's these that will never forget if everything went right,
you know, great, Yeah, they don't remember the stuff you
did that was good.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
No, no, I thought that was a tape. I had
to look up and see that's her. You are good, tyer,
you are good and right yo. Been celebrating our time.
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Celebrate with us with the fortieth anniversary special t shirts.
Uh hey, big man, let me hold a dollar and
love you meaning yes, and we got something else coming
soon too.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
Billy.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Oh, they're doing this just the fortieth anniversary logo really
big killing of the shirt.
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Big Show dot Com click only Big Show Score. Billy's
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Hope you have a great resume Monday. Hey wait, get
back and try it again tomorrow. Let you I see
what we need here A translator. Does anybody here speak idiot?
AI.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Let's play the current events quiz Badley, what are we
dealing with?
Speaker 3 (00:04):
A Colorado company is making a big splash in the
appliance business.
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Riding one eight hundred. Big Show you told free line
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Speaker 4 (00:55):
Check it out at big Show dot com. Make a
data visit right now? Girl, WHU.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Say hey to Jason out of Evansville, Indiana.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Good morning, Jason, Good.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Morning, sir.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
But it's Evansville, Tennessee. Oh how about that?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
All right? It sure is, and that's what we're written down.
I can't get on Jackie about that. It looked like
a t in. I thought it was an eye in
down there, but only one deal and then the dot
is after Avansville.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
All right, Jackie, do you see how much trouble you're causing?
Speaker 6 (01:36):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
But it's the stories he tells me.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
All right, Jason, Evansville, Tennessee. Good body, We'll glad you
in here. Now, have you listened to Biddley? You win
this prize. Pug Well, a.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Boulder, Colorado company, has a new kitchen appliance they think
is going to be big. It helps customers grow their
own food at home, right in the kitchen. The refrigerator
sized box has air and water sence, a humidity control system,
and even a smartphone app. The device maintains the perfect
conditions for growing fruits, vegetables, and herbs. And what kind
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of herbs do people like to grow in Colorado lately?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Hm? Yes.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
It turns out the new appliants is the perfect environment
for growing your own marijuana plants right there in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Now.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
The official website talks a lot about strawberries and wheat
grass and whatnot, but you can tell the gizmo is
aimed mostly at pot growers because it's called a the
Leaf b the Green Machine, or see Snoop Dogg's Sticky
Ikey Refrigerizzle.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Well you got Jason, I'm gonna go with John Boys
all right, buddy.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
If you hang on Jack, you'll get your infoce he
knows exactly where you are.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Speaks of no the street address. Thank you?
Speaker 5 (03:06):
So much.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
We appreciate you, buddy. Hang on, Jason Fotim of the hour,
top of your news.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Right on the other side our time capsule of the
April of twenty six. You've got forty years Qus boy man,
the guy's a good one coming up.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
This is the award winning Jong Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 8 (04:08):
Hello, they're not tin and Incorporated?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Hi is this, mister Pesto? No, this is yeah morning
seal wat shaking.
Speaker 8 (04:16):
All four cheeks and a couple of chance. But that's
all about to change. I just got a membership at
Gold's gym working out. Huh. Yeah, I realized I finally
hit that awkward age. I'm too old to do Jeger
shots at the bar, but too young to be the
crazy cat lady at the end of the block.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
You know, they say the gym's a good place to
meet gods.
Speaker 8 (04:37):
I know as a matter of fact, I met a
great guy just the other day or with the leg
press machine, tall honky tons of personality. Good job. Great
car loves movies, and I mean real movies, not the
kind where Larry the Cable Guy accidentally invades Mexico.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Larry. So anyway, what happened?
Speaker 8 (04:57):
Well, normally I'm not to kind of go to ask
a guy, but this dude was so hot.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
I couldn't help myself.
Speaker 8 (05:03):
And I should have known he was too good to
be true.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Uh oh, he's got a girlfriend.
Speaker 8 (05:10):
Worse than that? Married gay? How gay flaming out? Yeah,
I tell you, Jimbo. Guys are like parking spaces. All
the good ones that aren't taking are handicapped.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Hanging in there. Wait, Hey, is Murray and hold on?
I'll ask him.
Speaker 8 (05:31):
Hooray Jimbo and Bobby I'm two what Oh? Come on,
You're never gonna believe that. Hey, Jimbo, would you believe
Murray is in La closing a big movie deal?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Not really here?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
I hello, Jimbo. Yeah, I love you mean uh huh Abraham,
you're still going fishing with Captain Crunching Captain Morgan this weekend.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah, that's a me and the Deadlist catch guys. We're
going out on Saturday.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Excellent. I am very excited about this, babe. In fact,
I think this trip could open the door to a
really big payday in the very near future.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Oh yeah, well, what's up?
Speaker 5 (06:09):
I took out a million dollar accidental death policy on
you for the weekend.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Worry.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Hey, these guys are expert captains man. Nobody's gonna die.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Oh I know that. But there's also an accidental dismemberment
rider that's worth two hundred grand all by itself.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
So you're rooting for me to lose an arm or something.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Of course, not a lego work just as good. In fact,
three or more towers on one foot is enough to
trigger a payoff.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Oh if you don't get your hopes.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Oh and just so you know, I'm having some very
promising talks with the Discovery Channel right now about a
possible Jimbo guest appearance.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Well, you mean I might get to be on Deadliest
Catch next season.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
No, the MythBusters want to strap a solid fuel rocket
to the top of your pickup truck. Also, the guy
from Future Weapons wants you to help him test a
new heat seeking artillery ship. Hey, and if you're willing
to go swimming an open cut on your leg, I
can get you a featured guest shot on Shark.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Well you got anything it doesn't involve me getting killed
on the Discovery Channel.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Yes, I am talking to the History Channel about season
two of Ice Road Truckers.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Ah, they want me to drive a big rig across Canada.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
No, they saw your publicity photos. One of the truckers
wants to buy that fur lined cape of yours. It's
not exactly three or more toes on one foot money last.
You gotta start somewhere.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Keep up the good work.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
You know I will because I love you, mother, my folks.
Nothing is more important to me than the success of
hold on a bigger name. On the other line, Now
tell DJ quall problem right back, Hey, Jimbo, I'm gonna go.
Let's do the lunch thing later. Have you a machine
called my machine? And give my love to Bobby? That's
Billy him two and Jimbo? What call me jud Boy
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and Billy Well.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
I better get on the air.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Who knows somebody might be listening.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
That could be morning radio done right, good morning, make
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shows on the radio.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Glad you hear what is right now? So good to hear?
How latest Top ten list minute Today's.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
High concept Big show Top ten list. The top ten
signs a dyslexic guy is having a midlife crisis. Number
ten complains about not getting enough carpool duty. Number nine
just turned his man cave into a sewing room. Number
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eight traded his sixty three Corvette for a low mileage
Hyundai Sonata. Number seven consults plastic surgeon about having his
bald spot in large. Number six three time customer of
the month at bed Bath and Beyond. Number five currently
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having an affair with an older, more demanding woman. Number
four blows off poker night to catch a special bonus
episode of Basketball Wives. Number three accident actually understands the
difference between white shoes and bone shoes. Number two sold
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his xbox and bought an air fryer, and the number
one sign he's got his midlife crisis backwards keeps asking
does this make me look fast?
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Is everybody looking at me? How's happening? How's guy? The
Rabbi shlowbo here? Listen there. Then I'm in the kitchen
ripping up some crap locks.
Speaker 9 (10:19):
I shall get filthy fish or a big part of
those hurt and slapshacking. Nothing keeps a smile on my
face like listening to my favorite Schlamel and schlemozzles, John
Boy and Billy, then regular hashin Fever Incorporated.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
See you guys on idecks. Huh? What's that like?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Good morning makes us on the radio for a Monday
morning celebrate National Kids and Pets Day and our fun
relationships of both of them, all of them. Got it
in a couple of minutes, Oliver's gonna go off on
my dog Pearl on this special day. Right now, we
got a special interview on this special Monday honoring kids
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and pets.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Let's welcome to our special guest.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
He's the founder of the Eruptee Center for Psychic Pet Research,
Doctor Sanjay Rupte.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
How are you.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
It is most pleasing to meet you. By the way,
we also do pet sitting and mobile grooming. If I
did known Tater Wars here, I would have brought the
ring chicken use a little off the top. Thank you,
good night everyone. You may check us out on the
web at Rootty Center.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Doc coll right, fair enough, now, Doc, I gotta say,
right off the ball, I'm a little skepical about this
whole pet pigic.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Why yes, yes, yes, very good, very good. I hear
them quite often, but I assure you my work is
most scientific. I am a nineteen ninety six graduate of
Calcutta Community College, a facility which has done pioneering research
in this field. My years of experience has allowed me
to tap into what I call the wolf network.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
The what the wolf network?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Wolves?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Right? Don't say it like me, just say the wolf network.
That's right.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
As you know, dogs are descended from wolves. For thousands
of years, wolves have hunted together in packs, right, much
like the crew you hang around, and if you observe
a pack of wolves stalking their prey, you will see
that they haven't amazing unspoken communication that allows them to
work together as a team. You could use a little
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bit of that around here. Yes, it is the ancestral
remnants of the extra sensory network that I am able
to tap into, tap tap, tap tap into and read
the thoughts of the dog.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
All right, well, let's bring her over and say if
you pick up anything, Pearl, come here, girl, see a
good girl.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Doc. This is a Vana Pearl. Nowadays we just call
her Pearl.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Oh, yes, very good. But I'll take it from here.
Hello Pearl, I am doctor RUPTI. Yes, what's that?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Ah? You are most kind? What she's saying. She is
very pleased to meet me.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
In fact, she says, if I were a dog, she
would totally do meet. Tell the company like, man, it's
probably just the bacon I had this morning. Also, She
is most pleased to that you have decided to move
away from the ivanaity. She finds it, how you say,
a bit ridiculous, although she also says Pearl is a
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bit of a Now how long have you had this dog?
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Say?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
My wife found her about a month ago. She was
astray and uh, they says, she's been hanging out around
the gas station, like eating dead possum in the middle
of the road. Stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Don't knock it if you haven't tried it. And how
is she integrating herself into your family?
Speaker 10 (14:21):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
So far, she's been great. She might be the best
dog I've ever had.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Uh uhh. Or she thinks very highly of you as well.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
She also mentions another man, mister uh Jangles. Does that
name mean anything to you? Could have been Bojangles?
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Why?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yes? Yes, yes, yes, yes. Quite fond of this person
as well. She says he is much better to her
than the gentleman named mister Purina. She finds him a
bit cold and forgettable.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Huh uh I probably feel that way too, So, Doc,
we had problems with Pearl, like peepeeing and pooping indoors.
She even has accidents here in the studio every once
in a while. Does that tell you anything?
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Second? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Oh yes, ah, yes, Pearl is attempting to send you
a message.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Uh huh? She says, we're normally and I'm quoting now,
I would go outside, but with this carpet, I figure,
why bother? I think I think she is suggesting it
might be time for a visit from mister Stanley Steamer.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Let me tell you another day, she walked in and
did a number two in Robert D. Rayford's office, right
down the hall. What's what's up with that?
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Oh? Uh huh? What she says?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Have you heard his bit about nine tenths of a
cent on gas?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Yes, I think she is making a commentary of her own.
Gotcha like? So, dog? Is Pearl happy? Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, very much so. She says, you
have many colorful people in your life, most of whom
drop food on the ground on a regular basis. She
specifically mentions a man named mister Mario. He seems to
be most all of the time.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Hey, hey, dog, you say that. You see how she's
looking at me? She does that a lot. What's she
thinking right now? Huh?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
She is thinking, My goodness, what is that funky smell,
and to tell you the truth, I'm picking up something
that you and I've got a headquard, so it must
be mad.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
I had a double bee burrito for Lon Chester that
would explained everything.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yes, but perhaps dead pus him in the road was
not so bad after all.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
The table, Thank you under Sanchay rupte you thanks for
coming here.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Good night everybody, Good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Coming up, we play worthy word and the winner gets
a Red Max prize pack. It includes a Red Max hat,
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power up. We're the Redmax. Hang on, we'll play for
it in minutes. Where's We're celebrating National Kids and Pets Day?
Where's my doll Pearl taking a spotlight?
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Here we go. It is time for Oliver well well Well.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
One of the reasons this show is so popular is
because our listeners consider all of us part of their
extended family, and all of us here consider one another
a big family. So let's just set here and be
a family. That's enough of that crap. Each of us
has an individual quirks and idiosyncrasies that, from time to
(17:46):
time gets on the other family members nerves, but we
generally overlook it in the name of peace and harmony
in the family unit. But there comes a time when
conditions become unbearable and someone must step forward and say
something to the offending party.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Oh, I don't like where this is going.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
And since the rest of you gutless jackasses haven't got
the stones to speak up, I take a number. I
guess I'll have to do it.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
So John boy.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
On behalf of the entire Big Show casting crew, May
I say, we have all had a royal butlerad of
your damn dog.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Let me preach on it now.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
It's painfully obvious why you and Pearl get along so well.
That old adage about how dogs and their masters begin
to resemble each other couldn't be more appropriate in this circumstance.
That same vacant stare when you're being spoken to, eating
out of the God, those mystery stains on your fur,
(19:08):
whinding at the door when you're left outside too long,
barking at Randy, and of course dragging your ass on
the coffee. Ever since that mentally deranged mongrel has set
foot in the studio, things have gone down hill. Brother,
(19:31):
You're already questionable work ethic I can't even say that
without laughing. Has dipped off the radar. You've started to
rely on the dog for all your material. I remember
the good old days when he used to have those
Thomas Edison stories right and left. And I gotta be
(19:54):
honest that where's your froggy stuff? Is so fifteen minutes ago?
And speaking of froggy, do you have any idea how
gay you sound doing all that baby talk? You're so cute,
Yes you are.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
You're a little.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Angel, just a perfect little angel.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Dead you love?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yes, he does, see what I mean. I want to
hit myself in the head with a hammer.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Enough.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Already, it's only been a month and she's already got
your wearing pink. You let her run wild anywhere she
wants to go, like those liberal parents who let their obnoxious,
ill bred kid terrorize other families in a restaurant and
then just look on blithely like it's just the cutest
thing they've ever seen. What that kid really needs is
(20:41):
a first class not jerked in this tail, And so
does that damn dog you need the man up, Skippy.
Owning a dog is a big responsibility, Your responsibility, not
everyone else is because whenever a disaster happens, you handled
the problem with your usual amazing mastery of the English language.
(21:06):
The dog peas on the carpet, Jackie Tata dog pee hell.
She shreds anything within reach, Jackie Tata stuff shredded hal.
She jumps up on the table and steals food.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
You gonna eat that.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Now, it's not just a big show, gang. Even your
friends and family are ready to snap. You took him
to the beach, and after two days, Captain Kit was
at the tackle shop trying to find a hook she'd
fit on. Poor little coach Cobs, Poor little coach Cob.
She mistook him for a chew toy and ran around
(21:48):
the farm with him in her mouth. And it didn't
help that every time she brought him back you kept.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Throwing him for it.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Is that really how friends do one another? Even your wife,
your poor put upon life, is at her wits end,
as if being married to you isn't enough of a challenge.
Making her sit in the back seat so Pearl can
ride Shotgun is going too far? Why the missus was
(22:19):
even willing to meet you halfway? She was happy to
let Pearl sleep in the bed with you. She thought
it was touching to see Pearl sleeping with her head
on your chest, until she realized the other end would
be in her face. To be honest, after sleeping with you,
that would seem like a refreshing change of face to leave.
(22:41):
And the chewing, Sweet Fancy moses the chewing. She's a
weapon of mass destruction with a fruity collar. You name it,
she'll chew it, doorstops, chair legs, water bottles, purser's backpacks,
electrical cords, books, shoes, tater. You get the picture and
(23:06):
the paper this month is like a paper shredder with
a tail. Four hours in the studio and it's like
a ticket tape parade's.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Been going on.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
So who's gonna pay for all that? Let's just say
forget the razors next year. Buy us some chew toys,
You cheap bastard. But to be fair, I guess Pearl
has brought us some bright moments on occasion. Well, I've
never seen Terry Hansen smile so much than the day
(23:37):
Pearl ate that biscuit off his lap, the time John
Boy blamed Jackie for one of Pearl's poots, and who
could forget the day Pearl dropped a big old Cleveland
steamer being in Rayford's office, And be honest, who hasn't
(23:57):
wanted to do that?
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Good times?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
But still it's not enough. We're sick of that mutt.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
But you're the boss. You want to.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Keep bringing little puppy pain and he ask to work
and the immortal words of mean Gene. I don't know
what the hell we can do about it, So go on,
let her run your life, kiss a fuzzy little butch
of big dumb sap, Alienate your coworkers, run off your friends,
anger your family. You wouldn't be the first guy whose
(24:30):
life was ruined by some bitch, Do you validate?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I thought she was growing on all right, bro, you
just keep napping. We're gonna play wordy word here one
eight hundred big show. You told free Line. We'll get
a couple of contestants saying play next. Good morning. It's
(25:18):
a big show on the radio, only to you. Monday morning,
We're gonna make your daily visit to the Big Show
dot Com.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
It's where you can see our.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Video today, where you can get the job Obula's Late
Browsers podcast. It drops a little bit after the broadcast
ends here going on about thirty minutes, where we get
the Big Show fortieth Anniversary special edition t shirts. Get
the do huh hey, big Man, let me hold the
dollar and love you mean it a special edition fortieth anniversary.
(25:49):
He's out the Big Show Store to Big Show dot com.
All right, where you're clicking on their contest wasn't If
you can't get through you like to play wording word,
it will call you all right, we said, I'm Sele's dood.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I went to everybody's head about the bad the.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Wordy word of the wordy word.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Let's meet the contestants. We got Darcy from Lagrange, Georgia.
Come on in, Darcy morning. We're good welcome and you
are playing art from Newport, North Carolina.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Good morning Art, Good morning morning, y'all. Welcome in here.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Aren't your own team Tater and Randy and Darcy. It
is John Boy Millicide. So we'll do two rounds. Get
lucky all let's play some wordy word. All right, Art,
you relax, Me and Darcy will go for the first
thirty seconds. All right, are you ready Darcy? Okay, I
do too, man. Yeah, we're looking at this word right,
(26:46):
all right, okay, already go wi. Somebody's real dirty. They're
real dirty.
Speaker 8 (26:54):
They are may.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Another word a blank joke. Oh that's just dirty.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
No, another's real dirty, real dirty. It's like okay, blank rich,
he's blank rich, Yes, all right. The mounds has this
nut and I'm making a blank joy. Yes, all right,
this is a stretch car a stretch, yes, all right,
(27:23):
good work, Darcy, filthy deal. All right, Damn, we put
a three on the board. Don't take it so hard, John,
It's just a game.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
I want.
Speaker 6 (27:33):
I want to all Right, there we go, Art and
Taylor for round one. Got a nodding, little little nod
when we're.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Working out those Andy's holding the words up in front
of the tator's camera, so you're saying.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
This back for us. So we got okay on the
air here. All right, okay, Art and Marcy ready go okay.
Speaker 10 (28:03):
Usually an animal is a team what blank? You dress
up as the team blank? Like a chicken or a
it's the team's what like the Bears the Cubs. Here
go all right, Hey, you play this game where you
king me, you jump and it's red pieces against black. Yes, sir,
(28:26):
this is where you are. Short hair in the front,
long hair in the back. It's called a what.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
You got it?
Speaker 10 (28:33):
You got it, we got.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
It, we got it. You do it and you tied
it up. All right.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
It's three to three and here we're going around two.
All right, so Darcy and Billy for round two?
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Are you ready? Darcy, I'm ready and go.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
This is a sling you hang between trees so you
can take a nap outside.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
It's a yes, yep.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
I let's see if you get do a really good
job to give you extra salary at the end of
the year. That if you're an end of the year
of what there you Abraham Lincoln was born in a
long what.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Mink is a type of what a mink coat is
up there?
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (29:10):
Not.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Lead is in a pencil. This is in a pin.
It's liquid. Yes, yep.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Short hair in the front. You cut the hair right
above your eyes.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
It's yes, oh right here pylon put a six on
a three, a nine for Darcy.
Speaker 11 (29:27):
Jackie did you notice how much better Billy did in
this particular round?
Speaker 4 (29:35):
All right?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Then, so Art and Randy, let's say what old mumbles
can do or whatever. So you need six to tie
and seven to win. All right, all right, Art, good luck?
Speaker 11 (29:49):
Ready go when you're driving around there, there's one of
these posted that tells you how fast you can go. Yes, yes,
all right, So this would be a type of book
that tells the story.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
It usually is option yes, yes.
Speaker 8 (30:07):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
So this is what happens to metal if you leave
it in the rain. Yeah. So this is the green
thing you put in your martini.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (30:17):
And so this is the kind of glove that doesn't
have fingers, just a thumb.
Speaker 8 (30:24):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Well the fore short, Darcy wins nine to seven.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
Who Jackie, did you notice that I even got more.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Than in this particular Did he helped you?
Speaker 4 (30:37):
Yeah? He was helping. Yeah, I didn't notice. Play get
it everwhere I know you want to go.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Art, Good job with you, buddy, But you can play
again anytime, all right, right a shoutout, Yes you can.
Speaker 5 (30:51):
I'd like to say to Mark, I mean Marcus and
Mike at Quality Body Shop have lot North Carolina.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
Marcus and Mark out the body Shop, Havelock, North.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
Carolina, quality count all quality.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
All right, we appreciate you boys.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
You have a great day, man, all right, all right then,
and Dar said down in the grange, look at you
getting a big old red Max prize pack.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
We'll get it to you. A good game, pray, thank
you so much.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Have a good day you too. By Hello, good morning
big shots on the radio. It's still making fun of me.
Thirty minutes later, that sounds top many. I was introducing
the pet Zageing said, I sounded like a bird girl.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
You said, like doing some weird, very issue. And now
four children are pets. We are absoluted there today, I
was waiting.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
For the birdman to come in on this special occasion.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
On this special occasion, Yeah, would you like to talk
to us about with the wheel?
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Oh yeah, still got us a job forty anniversary, ten
years come. Oh here we go. We a classic bit request.
That's what's so cool about this react natural. Our listeners
(32:11):
know our bits as good as we do. Man, because
it's something you'll come up with. And we go back.
Me and Billy looking at each other and said we
were in it and we don't. Billy probably wrote it.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
I wrote it. I mean it.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
I have no recollection.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
I love what it works out. Well, let's see who
we got this morning. Dave Sanders from what Tumpka Alabama said,
Please play your mama so fat jokes. All right, so
we got a reason on that take take. Did you
find out Dave's he talking about ike? Is that that's
where we first go to.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Yep, that's my ya, that's what I went to.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Okay, that's it, all right, good stuff.
Speaker 11 (32:47):
That nodding thing doesn't really work for the radio.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
I was just waiting for a time to speak.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
Everybody told my daddy's an idiot. I guess I know
you want to join in. We got room for you.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Dave's requests, what Tomas coming up next?
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Good morning? Makes Shaw's on the radio.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Have a day during the week about this time we
take we take a special request.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
It's more than Dave Sanders with Tumka Alabama. It will go.
It's time to act like you go go and get
you some of that bark you boy, go on.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Sames Gregory is getting saying you just keep your hands
and feet away from his mouth.
Speaker 6 (34:03):
But he.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
Yo, what's up?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Welcome that you think I'm kidding? I saw him go
through that chicken last week. Welcome to Axach, the place
to go for all the far one one you need
for all your uh what's called a tubby personal relationships?
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Check this out.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
I got this letter and I'm gonna read it, and
it's this letter. Don't need no reply first time ever.
You'll see why, dear Ike, I heard your reply to
the dude with the fat mother in law. Why didn't
you give him more?
Speaker 4 (34:40):
Ammo?
Speaker 1 (34:41):
See, I is in the same boat as he is,
and I'm constantly searching for new insucts to keep the
enemy on their toes. Just because they can't see him
don't mean they don't need to be on them. Feel
free to pass these along to my brother, and you
can read them on the air if you want to
so from the Home office in Talladega. Your mama so fat.
(35:05):
She deep fries her toothpaste. She's once, twice, three times
a lady. Your mama so fat. She's walking across the street.
I swear to a void and ran out of gas.
(35:29):
Golden crowd had to put speed bumps in the buffet
line so they could keep up with her. She tried
to get out of bed one day and rocked herself.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Back to sleep. I will steal this.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
She chased down the school bus full of white kids,
yelling stop that twinkie.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
Your mama so fat.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
When she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
She had to marry Bill Gates to afford the LiPo suction.
She went to Disney World and kids got in line
to ride her. When you sit on her shoulders, your
ears pop. Your Mama so fat. She has a kickstand.
(36:40):
Her favorite stack is wheat thicks. When she goes to
the doctor, he has to refer to the map. When
she goes to the movies, she sits next to everybody.
(37:02):
She got baptized at Sea World.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
That brought the Lord into Oh here, come up a
few times. In here.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
She sat on a corner and a boger shot out
of George Washington's note. She had her glamour shots taken
from a helicopter. Your Mama so fat. God keeps mistaking
(37:43):
her for his bowling ball. Your Mama so fat. She
uses the Grand Canyon as a porter potty. She puts
on her belt with a boomerang. When you tell her
(38:03):
the hall ass, she got to make two trips her
belly button. Don't have limp, it has sweaters when it rains.
She uses the interstate as a slipping slide. When she
goes to the beach, green Peace pushes her back in
(38:25):
the water so she won't die. NASA wants to use
her to plug the hole in the ozon. She was
floating in the ocean, and Spain claimed her for the
New World. When she opens the fridge, it says uncle,
(38:54):
hundreds of climbers have died trying to scale her north face,
and finally, oh, mama so fat. When she farts, the
National Weather Service has to give.
Speaker 4 (39:04):
It a name.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Well, that's awful now, I hope you enjoyed them. Tell
them John boy and Billy, I said, dum huh may Still.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
How long you been missing to the show?
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Still don't get it? Keep them straight up there, Rappid
Reid Clifford from Talladega, Alabama.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
PS.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Sorry, I couldn't take up any jokes about breaking my
foot off in someone's butt or viena recipe. This is
Iike and Rapid Reid.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Peace out.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
You want to ike psych, Well, the dig'sych is John Moore,
Billy and p Obox, seventy six sixty three, Charlotte, NC.
Speaker 4 (39:46):
Two A two four one pctic You're gonna lose a finger.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio Monday, April twenty six.
They was, I'm busy with kids and pets and whatnot
and looked at the birthday list for today for April
twenty six babies, Happy Birthday. Actor Channing Tatum is forty
one Taylor's favorite actors, got to interview him. Oh boy,
(40:34):
in the movie twenty one Jump Street was coming out.
It was him and Jonah Hill. We'll never forget that.
Tator went down represented the Big Show where they do
that pressure set the stars down there and Tator gets.
Speaker 4 (40:44):
A sit down and ask them questions. I bet they'll
don't forget it either.
Speaker 10 (40:47):
Yeah, say do you think I do you remember the
other twenty people that talked to him?
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Probably now just the girl that stood in front of
him and scuttered.
Speaker 4 (40:56):
It was give me the idea? Ho w it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Jonah heel after was overlooked and said, yeah, you seem
like a nice person.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
How does she get this job? Well, well, you seem
like a nice person.
Speaker 10 (41:13):
He was hung They were hungover, and.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
You're like makers up our heads are She.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
Was so nervous her blouse was stuck to her.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
It was hot down there, Mayan.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
That was funny. You know.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
It's these that will never forget if everything went right,
you know, great, Yeah, they don't remember the stuff you
did that was good.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
No, no, I thought that was a tape. I had
to look up and see that's her. You are good, tyer,
you are good and right yo. Been celebrating our time.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Celebrate with us with the fortieth anniversary special t shirts.
Uh hey, big man, let me hold a dollar and
love you meaning yes, and we got something else coming
soon too.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
Billy.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Oh, they're doing this just the fortieth anniversary logo really
big killing of the shirt.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
All right, good man, Well you can go to the
Big Show dot Com click only Big Show Score. Billy's
gonna give you his phone number here as we're doing
the show clothes all right, So we done?
Speaker 4 (42:33):
All right, mainly, Happy birthday to you later. Bit boxes here.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
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fifteen for nine ninety nine Buy them once, play them anywhere.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
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Speaker 4 (43:05):
Hope you have a great resume Monday. Hey wait, get
back and try it again tomorrow. Let you I see
what we need here A translator. Does anybody here speak idiot?
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