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September 8, 2023 82 mins

On today's show, the comedy duo, Rooster & Roadrunner perform their song "Nip It in the Bud" as a tribute to the Andy Griffith Show. - Mary Jane drops some Deep Thoughts on us.. - Hoyt & the Junior Nation Band serve up some Trailer Park Funk.. - The Not Ready for Drive-Time Players jump into the Playhouse with a brand new script - We run down some of the celebrities on today's Birthday List and wind up musically saluting Bernie Sanders.. - Finally, the NFL is back, baby! - and Tom Sorensen peers into his crystal football and predicts the winners.. - Now that is a BIG SHOW!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What go now? Okay, good morning, there's Dan Higgins here.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Nothing makes my day like a chance to pop in
on John boyn Billy here on the big show.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
But I don't come here just to see them.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
I'm not a gay.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
I come here for eye Candy, Bab's, Jackie and theater
because daddy's got a sweet dude.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
How was that too blue?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Good morning? We unlock your fun on a Friday. Hey,
John Boy and Billy, it's tainter. What's up? Jackie in
a corner? Cavenes thing on nday and Berry genius electronical

(01:23):
engineer and for Endy this morning?

Speaker 5 (01:29):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Jam right in here? See what?

Speaker 6 (01:31):
Oh this world?

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Ampersand Day. Do you know what?

Speaker 7 (01:35):
That is?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Not a clue?

Speaker 5 (01:37):
It is a little symbol for and like you would
see it like between John Boy and Billy.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah, how about that? What do you call the little
circle at that you see on the that social hall?

Speaker 5 (01:50):
I want to say they call that the at mark.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
The official name at symbol or at Mark at Mark.
So John Boy, ampersand Billy, Well, I'm gonna pick that up.
I'm gonna make that popular, right.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
I'm not sure I'll fit on the T shirts if
it's that long.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Okay, and sent that must be some kind of Latin word.
You know, they had a lot of words for words. Well,
you know the pound symbol is actually the libra symbol.
Well how about that. It's now the hashtag right, the
hand one for sand and I can put a sentence
together for you. I've been here here Star Trek Day. Yeah,

(02:37):
we don't know why. September eighth, all right, we'll take
it Star Trek Day. We might celebrate that a little
bit in National Pediatric Hematology Oncology Nurses Day, all right.
If I've been with any of them lately, I know
now define working on me? Oh yeah, got appreciation for nurses.

(03:04):
Happy Nurses Day, y'all. Okay, good, gotta see if it's
my girl, Megan, if she's one of them, I know
she's a little baby like uh an operation room nurse deal. Yeah,
they probably got the moors, you know, technical now, No,
that's exactly where they're going. A business card and everything.
All right, we're good, y'all. I got three dates in history,

(03:27):
got those saved up. Those ones will be very important
as well. Get categories for altbers all right, we're waking
up big shows on the radio. Good morning Big shows
on a radio. Get our first prize pack out to
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Show dot com stew where three dates in history where
we're got our three of gorse and the way we
do it here was fifteen sixty five Don Padroman and
dez d Abolas of Spain oh M landed in Florida

(04:13):
and established the first permanent settlement of Europeans in North America.
Eventually it would be called Saint Augustine still is to
this day. All Right, lugy Florida, man, I got discovered,
you know, kind of it was sticking out there. But
North Carolina did alright with the Pilgrims. So that was

(04:35):
Massachusetts winning. Ye yeah, yeah, Okay, Well we got a
Plymouth and that's where they left from Plymouth, England, and.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
That's what they drove there.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
We got we got Okay. Nineteen thirty Richard Drew developed Scotch.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
Tape because he was drunk at the time.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
I know what I want to call it. You don't
want to call it.

Speaker 8 (04:55):
They call it scotch tape because the scotch were at
the time known to be inherently, you.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
Know, stingy, infamously stingy reputation.

Speaker 8 (05:04):
Yeah, and the reason it was called scotch tape is
because up until that point the tape had adhesive on
both sides. The scotch tape had adhesive on one. So
they saved money.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
That's right, and then they reinvented it as double stick
tape and charged That's exactly right.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Good work, Richard Drew inventing scotch tape. Finally, it was
on this day in nineteen sixty one, Bozo the Clown
debuted on television. Old Buddy Jeff Bay he wrote some
of them lines for the Seinfeld episode where George Knox
all the kids and people had the way when you
thought barb was on fire, fire you having in the sixties? Man,

(05:48):
you hung up on some clown from the sixties.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
You've never heard of Bozo. I'm sorry, I don't know it.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
But the stand up the side Felds is doing us that.
Buddy Jeff By wrote that, you know, if your name
is Boso, you know what else you're going to be
Boso the District Attorneys account. Pretty much funny stuff. There
you go. There's our three categories. One eight hundred Big shows.
You told free Line, We play out birsts next, good Mond,

(06:44):
it is a big Shaw on the radio for your
Friday morning. My video today brought you by the Bank
of America. Roval four hundred Sunday, October eighth, sharloa motor speedway,
then park ride reveals Boyfriends enter Creepy Tator's head was
hiding creepy the first time anyway. Yeah, yeah, I want

(07:13):
to go burn out on the baby Dobin though. All right,
look at it at your laugh at the Big Show
dot com and right now, let's Outburst. Let's play Outburst.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
It's the game that anyone can win.

Speaker 9 (07:32):
John Boy Billy gave the prizes from the Big Prize.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Let's go contested number one.

Speaker 9 (07:41):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Upburst. Have a hurry up and guest time you
love the best time the big shots.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Mike from Newborn, North Carolina. We Hey, good morning, Mike,
Good morning guys. Hey man. We're just talking about Pilgrims
and stuff land in America. They're close to Plymouth man

(08:16):
with Eastern North Carolina Newburn proud Radio station of the
Big Show ws f L.

Speaker 10 (08:21):
Man.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Love you guys that you made it in here, Mike. Okay, no,
you got it, buddy. Ready to go. We got three
categories for you to get through and that will score
you the big old prize baggage. All right, okay, in

(08:43):
five seconds, we need three places to visit in Florida.
Ready go, Miami, Orlando, UT Augustine. Yeah, the guys you
were to St. Augustine in there. Good work, buddy, Here
we go. Give us three tapes ready go, uh.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Duct tape, scotch tape, and a cassette tape.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Hey, look at you making that turn for the word
better and now for the wind. Three places you might
see a clown? Ready go?

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Uh? TV A circus.

Speaker 11 (09:26):
Come on, yeah, we're grading on the curve today or
MICUs early they about have refused.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Mike. I want you to have that big old John
Boy and Billy bucket filled with liquid performance automotive cleaning
and detailing products. If you can tell me right quick,
where could you see a clown? Right now?

Speaker 12 (09:53):
Where did you see a clown?

Speaker 10 (09:56):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (09:56):
TV circus was still all that I heard his inner voice. Alright, Mike,
if you hang on, Jackie is gonna hook you up,
and you're gonna be so happy. I ain't to worry

(10:17):
about it. All right, We're gonna jump out and get
you up on your knees on the other side. Oh God,
that Rooster Growther brother, one of my fans. Good morning us.

(11:09):
Make Sean the radio. Yeah, we got threw some roads
running cue. I've read the nibb it in the mud
Man Bella was telling earlier. Frank Katy, a character actor,
would have been.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
One hundred and eight of them one hundred and eight
years old today, and he would look exactly the same
as he did with Crackers, because his entire show Bisker,
he looked exactly Yes, Sam Drunker, he always looked like
Sam Drugger.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Sam Drugger, mister doglash Man. Jackie was just dogging. He
was Otis's sale mate on the Andy Griffs Show. And
Otis was riding the cow. You know, somebody got one
over him. He thought it was a horse. So then
Barney like handcuffed him, arrest and moved his business drinking
the mount pilot. So anyway, Frank Katie was in the

(11:54):
sale with him, and he looked the exactly same. Oh,
the was like nineteen sixty three or four.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
In the in the Green Acres Reunion movie, he was
the cast member who had changed the lease.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Exactly. Wow, that's up, Bardy said, they won't otis falling
in look with the wrong sword. I resent that, my sir,
my mother was a nurse, special nurses day. It just
all comes together, don't how about that too? Let's nip
it in the bood.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
A classic rooster.

Speaker 13 (12:33):
I stare at the screen with crazy bloodshot, empty heat,
pop bottles and chicken that's fried up.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
And rerun and rerun. I just came breakthrough.

Speaker 5 (12:48):
There's Andy and me and theigl dan be.

Speaker 13 (12:56):
I got him nipping nipping into blood, nipping nipping nip
in the bud. I didn't I eat and get life
and think about the Barny five nippitt nip nip in
the bug.

Speaker 14 (13:19):
Floyd always says, it's a.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Beautiful day, the one goo the worst.

Speaker 15 (13:31):
Time.

Speaker 16 (13:36):
That was great.

Speaker 17 (13:37):
Oh this can jump roll in bottle in hands.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
But Andy can't get me to just call the man
howl the man.

Speaker 13 (13:49):
I got a nipping, nipping nipped in the bus.

Speaker 18 (13:53):
Nipping nipping nippit in the bug.

Speaker 13 (13:56):
I didn't I eat and get life and think about
a barn it fighting it, bitting it, bitting it bit
in the.

Speaker 14 (14:02):
Bus now, ernesty, bess, sure, chunk of rock.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
And ope the bird man, you sure learn a.

Speaker 13 (14:22):
Lot a winking until it's blinking and blinking whispers to.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Nod that's right, and nod tis Barney.

Speaker 13 (14:33):
Then I'm losing and all foul be laugh you don't
touch it?

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Hello, I gotta nipping, yeah right there. I fear I'll
never have.

Speaker 13 (14:46):
A life forever.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
Hug on fearless fire and it bitting it, bitt it
bit in the bus.

Speaker 18 (14:52):
Oh my Barney, Oh my Barney had the jail and
couldn't lock it. Had one bullet and Forest pist don't
had to keep it in his barge his left shirt
hog Episode one seventeen shop it was right.

Speaker 11 (15:13):
Shirty, I've heard about your bullet.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
I got your bullet right here man. All the other episodes.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
Is left shirt hock.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
I got a nipping nipp n b nip been nipping
nip in the bus, nippen nippen nipp ni.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Nip nip nippit in the bug.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Ho good Friday morning. There's a big show on the radio.

Speaker 5 (16:26):
And now Deep Thoughts with Zach the Weed Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane Yo.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Yo, Yo's up new?

Speaker 1 (16:39):
What's crack?

Speaker 3 (16:40):
I like it? Oh you are, y'all.

Speaker 15 (16:46):
I've just been sitting around the house thinking about stuff.
Y'all want to hear something older. I'm making a shopping
list with the grocery store. You know, potatoes are pretty
bad as if you think about it, potatoes like you
can turn a potato into a French fries or potato

(17:07):
chips or vodka. Sounds like all the other veggies might
need to step.

Speaker 19 (17:14):
It up a notch.

Speaker 15 (17:18):
Garfield, he's a lucky and he's lucky. He's not my
cat because it's supper time.

Speaker 12 (17:26):
I'd be like, bitch, do you know how long it
takes to make Lasagnia Yo?

Speaker 15 (17:37):
I took a personality test on Facebook the other day.
I don't think I filled it out right. It said
I'm a gas station ham sandwich.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
Somewhere.

Speaker 15 (17:50):
Jerry Dudy is like the craziest idea ever. The government
sends you a letter that says, tell your boss you
time off from work to solve a murder.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
I'll pay you fifteen bucks.

Speaker 15 (18:03):
Most days I can barely find a car key. But sure, dude,
I hope you figure out if this is the murder
guy or not. My sister in law just told me
she's pregnant, and it was super awkward. I never know
what to do with my face when people tell me

(18:24):
what they're gonna name their baby. Hey, why did the
outer space guys quit making up new constellations in the sky? No, really,
I'm asking.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
I think we should bring that back.

Speaker 15 (18:40):
It'd be fun to point out a bunch of stars
and go and that one's SpongeBob square Pants astro Nerve
would think. All right, So you know what would be funny.
The people that make head and shoulders shampoo. You should
make up body wash and call it knees and toes.

(19:05):
I'd like keep a twin pack of at my shower
at all time.

Speaker 12 (19:12):
All right, I'm.

Speaker 15 (19:13):
Gonna do one more and then I gotta go because
my muscle relaxer is wearing enough. I saw a really
big spider in the bathroom yesterday. I named him cotton
eyed Joe because I need to know two things. Where
did he come from and where did it go? Not

(19:34):
a fan of spider.

Speaker 12 (19:36):
All right, that's it for now. Y'all keep rocking, Okay,
I'll keep thinking and taking naps later, dudes.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
Deep Thoughts is brought to you by Hard Graves meted
pop product. Because it's four twenty somewhere.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
This is a sour beef Joe, the world's most political
wrestler with my personal valet and made squeeze Sweaty.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Buddy, don't squeeze me too tight.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
I might you are adorable. And before every fight in
our out of the ring, we warm.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Up with two of the greatest patriots on the airwaves,
the World Heavyweight tag team Comedy Champions.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Party about that half part that John Boy and Billy
Pig shall.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Be Whatever you say, Sweaty, let me give you a hug.

Speaker 12 (20:25):
I warned you.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio for
your Friday morning. Look him all happy boys.

Speaker 16 (21:20):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bones, says, I have my wee bubble.
IMA have to be boy, I have to be boy.
Oh we did good. When things are going here? We Hey, hey,
my little box pot got hit by a car. Bubble
hubbub but his guns in the box and put him

(21:41):
in a drawer. I'ma have to be boy, Ima hap
be boy.

Speaker 20 (21:47):
Oh and good when things are going here, we hey, hey,
oh forgot.

Speaker 16 (22:07):
All about it for a month and a half. Hub
Hubbos looked to the drawer and started to laugh. Hub
because I'm gonna have a beat boy. I'ma have beat boy.
Oh in it good when things are going here, we hey, hey.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Good morning. I got a big show on the radio
coming up. We played John boyd Jevere. Somebody wins a
bull snod prize back. We talking one hundred twenty dollars
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(22:50):
that banner when you go to the Big Show dot com.
Hang on play for minutes. First Heart and Boys, Friday Mornings.

Speaker 21 (23:01):
Ladies and Gentlemen. The Junior Nation Man presents a more
or less true story feature in Carl Cook and the
legendary Nature Boy himself, mister Rick Flair. It goes exactly
like Man bud Wiser's ice coat. We just falled a butler.
This one for them.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Slicked girls, them pick the girls.

Speaker 21 (23:20):
They white as hell, styling, profiling way outside the city.
Got camol from bast pro. Gonna kiss myself so pretty?

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Not too hord, Call the Traylor Park managers. Too hot?
You know I ain't no amateur.

Speaker 5 (23:38):
Too hot?

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Say my name? You know who I am?

Speaker 21 (23:42):
Too hot, and I'm slapping out of money. Man, Leave
me hold a dollar, man, leave me hold a dollar.
Y'all give a little holler because Traylor Park falk gonna
give it to you. Traylor Park falk gonna give it
to you. Traylor Park Funk gonna give it to you
better than I.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
And this bunch ain't right.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Call the neighborhood water.

Speaker 22 (24:08):
Who call the neighborhood wash.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
Who call the neighborhood wash.

Speaker 21 (24:20):
Call the neighborhood wash, Call the neighborhood wash, call the
neighborhood wash. Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait, hold on, anybody
seen my cell phone? Nature boy signed check. We about
to hit the road for Richmond, Nashville, Dotha, and Alabama.

(24:41):
Bring that little waitress, she's a bad mamma.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Jump too hard.

Speaker 21 (24:47):
It's designated driver time, too hord, goat drunken driving. There's
a crime too hot. I might need some waffle house
too hot.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
My head.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
It's kind of spinny.

Speaker 21 (25:02):
Man, leave me hold a dollar, man, lend me hold
a dollar. Y'all, give a little holler because trailer park
from gonna give it to you.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Trailer park funk gonna give it to you.

Speaker 21 (25:12):
Trailer park falk gonna give it to you Saturday night.
And we about the fight. Call the neighborhood. Who call
the neighborhood.

Speaker 15 (25:26):
Watch.

Speaker 21 (25:31):
Woo, call the neighborhood, wash call the neighborhood was call
the neighborhood was call the neighborhood.

Speaker 15 (25:40):
Wash?

Speaker 21 (25:41):
Hey, Hey, hey, hey, Who.

Speaker 6 (25:49):
Call the neighborhood?

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Call him a neighbor?

Speaker 21 (26:00):
Dard neighborhood was Dard neighborhood neighbor? You know, Rick, I
love you your death, but you can be a little
bit high.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
You know what I'm saying. That's the waitn's covering all boys.
Let's play us from John Boy Jeopardy Review. Yesterday's question.
We found out at Google dot com is by far
the most visited website in the world, and we were
looking for number.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
Two YouTube dot com.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
That's it. Three is Facebook a ka meta for Twitter
now named x number five Wikipedia. Then you got Instagram,
Asara scans, Assarai scans. I'm to say away from minute.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
No, it's not port I look at them because I
never heard of what is it's? They they post comics
and like Japanese manga comics, wow and stuff, and it's
like it's hugely popular, but it's an underground thing because
nobody's ever heard of it.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Blood. This is like the world too, you know, this
is over there where they're all close together. Read it
dot com tik talk dot com is number nine, and
then fandom is number ten. You know about the fandom.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
Fandom is basically just general entertainment type news, movies, TV.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
So I'm sure Tater's familiar with it. What are we
talking about Today's John Boy Jeopardy? Besides almonds, this is
the only other nut mentioned in the Bible.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
You know that King Nebuzar and Old Testament has screw.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
He went kind of crazy eatings. I'm talking about it now.
What y'all got one eight hundred big show you told
free Line we played John Boy Jepardy next Good Friday morning,

(28:15):
September the eighth Big shows on the radio. N Our
Video Today brought you by the Bank of America roval
four one hundred Sunday, October eighth, shot him over to
Speedway theme park. Ride reveals boyfriends enter creepy. Girlfriends look scared,
but I don't know. Yeah, he's definitely over mounted, out

(28:39):
kicked his coverage, and when she sees it, she's probably
already left it. Yeah, so y'all check it out, see
what you think at the Big Show dot com. And
right now let's play.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
Yes Live for cluff of our Rick Hayats And now
a man who has revealed both his inner and outer
creepy at a theme park.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Heez is John Morton. Thank you. I say hey to
Dustin out of Severeville, Tennessee. Good morning, Dustiny, Good morning,
hey buddy, welcome alright, Dustin, you got the first crack
out it this morning. Besides almonds, we're looking for the
only other nut mentioned in the Bible. Peanuts? Is it peanuts?

(29:32):
Well let's see, oh not peanuts? Alright, dad boy? Do
we appreciate you playing Dustin?

Speaker 23 (29:42):
All right?

Speaker 21 (29:43):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (29:43):
All right, buddy, you'll.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
Be hot, all right, damn man, I think you're taking.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Alright. Let's go to Earl down in Valdosta, Georgia. Good morning, Earl.
Good morning. He we are doing, good man. Welcome in
here amongst us, all right, Earl. Besides almonds, we're looking
for the only other nut mentioned in the Bible.

Speaker 11 (30:10):
I think that would be stasios.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
You say these pi stacios, let's say, And the pea
is not silent, is it? All right? Let's learn stuff, Earl.
Good work, buddy. One hundred and twenty dollars worth of
bull snot cleaning products headed for you down Valdosta. Oh

(30:34):
that's awesome. Thank you, all right, buddy, you hang on
bottom of the hour, top of your news. Right on
the other side, Heart and the Boys a song based
on all their experiences. Good morning, let's a big shaw

(31:29):
on the radio. Friday morning, September the eighth. Don't forget
to go to Sunday meeting This Sunday. Oh boys, got
a song about one recent visit, like ahead and goes.

Speaker 10 (31:48):
Come on.

Speaker 6 (32:10):
I never thank too much about the coals I used
to see. PA's one particular one that haunts my memory.
She was taught and she was blonde. They showed enough
lovely creature red news for me. She was a fanny
possible preacher sixteen years old.

Speaker 21 (32:33):
But she good live at the gospel down.

Speaker 6 (32:37):
Mac Campervive along the cheesy side of town.

Speaker 21 (32:43):
Which fais preaching.

Speaker 6 (32:44):
My heart was beating faster. I hang around and go
a flirting with the.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Pastor per sex. The brill was quite unique.

Speaker 5 (32:59):
She was a my motop in free.

Speaker 6 (33:04):
She spoke in tongue when she was crazed, blirting with
the faster every day.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Yes, sir, that was me.

Speaker 6 (33:26):
I sat down on the front row shower dress and shave.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
Her on the interest.

Speaker 21 (33:32):
Wan't you see that I got saved.

Speaker 6 (33:36):
I met her daddy, He said, I know what you're after.
You leave my gal along you hearty little gave a heart.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Up to the Lord after.

Speaker 6 (33:52):
We touched the day she baptized me and the crew.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
I tried to hang.

Speaker 6 (33:59):
In there, just hoping to out laughter the change your heart.

Speaker 21 (34:04):
But I kept lad with the faster.

Speaker 5 (34:08):
Mama said that I was going the hail.

Speaker 21 (34:14):
Daddy said I might end up in jail.

Speaker 6 (34:19):
I couldn't let her get away flirting with the faster
every day.

Speaker 21 (34:31):
Yeah, I was. And you know what, if you'd have
been in my shoes, you'd have done the same. That's
you sing better know that's right? Pick one girl.

Speaker 16 (34:57):
Girl?

Speaker 21 (35:10):
One day that gospel ten.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
Backed up Famo dew.

Speaker 6 (35:15):
Burned Golden Melbury still haunts me through this day.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
Shut off this love affairly.

Speaker 6 (35:23):
Than not being disaster When I couldn't keep the sap
Flirting with the faster.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
The only guy I ever heard choose a Chris.

Speaker 6 (35:37):
Never got a guess fordicant See, she was the one
that guy away.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
About the bout five.

Speaker 21 (35:46):
Yeah, learning with the faster every day. Oo ooh, breck
my herd.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio for
your Friday morning. September eighth ride. Not rid of the
drive time players for another wonderful playhouse acting genius angle
okay and action.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode dietary restrictions.
As our story opens, the owner of a barbecue restaurant
in Lexington, North Carolina, is dealing with a very busy
lunch crowd.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Howdy folks, Welcome to Fat Boys Pork Palace. I'm fat
Boy boy Fall. So y'all been here before?

Speaker 5 (37:06):
No, we're just passing through on the way to Charleston,
ourcarbrook down.

Speaker 15 (37:10):
Yeah, so we ubered over here to sample some local delicacies.
While the gentleman at the repair shop works on it.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
The congratulations if you found a gentleman mechanic in Lexington,
you're doing way better than I.

Speaker 5 (37:25):
Yes, the ober guy said you have the best barbecue
in town.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Well, I don't like the brag, but we're five time
champion of barbecue Battle on the cable access channel and
you'll see the John Boyn Billy Eastern Carolina barbecue sauce.
That's what the vinegar base. You want to take some
with you on your trip, go to the Big Show
dot com. Of course I can sell you some'm right here,
but kind of expensive.

Speaker 15 (37:48):
Yeah, so that's great. Before we order, I have a
few dietary restrictions. First of all, I'm allergic to nothing.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Met too, but they keep coming in I keep cooking
for But that's a joke. You'll find. We have humor
here at Fat Boy. So fat Bore, Fat Boy go aheads, ma'am. So,
I have a question.

Speaker 15 (38:13):
What about the sodium?

Speaker 3 (38:15):
I say we use a fair amount of salt.

Speaker 15 (38:18):
Do you have gluten free items?

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Well, I'm not sure what gluten is, but if it
makes the food taste better, we probably throw some of
that in there too.

Speaker 15 (38:27):
My any meatless options.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
At Fat Boy's Pork palace. Take a wild guess.

Speaker 15 (38:35):
Right, chuckles, Look, okay, I need something that's gluten free,
vegan with no nuts and very low sodium.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
What do you recommend I recommend you calling you over
guy back and tell him to take you somewhere else.
Son of Hey, we hope you enjoyed. Tell you truning again.
Next time.

Speaker 5 (39:02):
I will hear the crusty.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Old uber guy say, hey, big man, let me hold
a dollar. Come on with me. Five more, five more.
Good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your
news weathers barts.

Speaker 24 (39:25):
This is Donald Trump and you're listening to the big
show on the radio, John Boy and Billy. These guys
are tremendous right now. That the number one John Boy
and Billy I've ever heard. And I know a lot
of John Boy and Billy's, trust me a tremendous amount
of John Boy and Billy's.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
And there's some smallest shows. But this is the big show.
It's the big show on your radio.

Speaker 24 (39:45):
I think that's how John Boyce says, it's a big
show on the radio.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio for you. Fridays,
John Boy and Billy and Tater and Fellers and Ranny
and Jagging and l Man the booth fend in this morning,
September eighth Man having the birthday to day. See who's
sharing one with? Oh that old wild Pink. It's forty four.

Speaker 5 (40:44):
I always do want to hear one of her songs.
Always like she's mad at meat personally.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Yeah, well she is, Well, so she got them. Does
she wear those hot pants with her name on the butt?

Speaker 5 (40:58):
No, you're thinking of Juicy, Yeah, yeah, that's the that's
the that's the other brand.

Speaker 15 (41:06):
Pink is from Victoria's Secret Pink.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
That's who.

Speaker 15 (41:10):
Yeah, they're not doing it for the same Yeah, it's yeah,
it's a it's a.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Pink and it's not a pink.

Speaker 8 (41:22):
If you if you've seen pink, those are those are
probably bogus or knockoffs.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
As a way, I heard old Boy pronounce her name.
Oh you like pink?

Speaker 12 (41:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (41:34):
Like the time we're walking the hall at the big
radio station with the TV station we worked out, and
the front desk receptionist said, John Boy, you have a
call from Stang.

Speaker 19 (41:45):
I have Stang, the.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
Stang and Pink. All right, So all those all the
time I've been seeing them on in pants around. Yeah yeah,
but yeah, she's not her lying. So does she has
you got pink hair or something?

Speaker 5 (42:04):
I think she has had pink hair off and on
over the years.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Oh yeah, all right? What about TV actor Gayton Matarazzio
Manzio like the kid one of.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
The kids on Stranger Things, the kid that wears a
ball cap with the curly hair.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Okay, man, he's twenty one. Now. Yeah, I hadn't watched
Stranger Things, unlass. If they had a couple of seasons.

Speaker 5 (42:25):
They kind of left me season three or four.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Now I was upside down, different world and another room.
You're spoiling room. I haven't seen it yet. Don't worry.
I kiss for it. I don't understand. All right, See
what else? Rapper Wiz call Leifah, there you go. It's
thirty six. Hell yeah, if you like Wiz Whiz khalif.

Speaker 5 (42:49):
Yeah, nobody beats the whiz.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Oh look. Bernie Sanders, old communist politician Bernie Sanders eighty
two years old, And let me tell you something. Bar
your your sidly mistaken about socialism. It would work. Just
let me try it.

Speaker 22 (43:10):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
So Bernie is still pretty sharp.

Speaker 19 (43:14):
You know.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
You think something because he losing to McConnell. They're froze again,
and of.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
Course Biden just we worried about you some morny.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
The staffs that they rebooted McConnell. He'll be fine. They
turned him off and turned him on again. That's got
to meet it did look like that.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
This his heart And Willie Taylor of Willie Taylor and
Leicester is eighty.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
Three the domating Man Guy Leicester's a happy birthday to you.
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio, and
we got the easiest way for you to join the
winners this morning. That'd be the current events quiz. Take sea,
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talking about Bernie Sanders having the birthday and making socialism
fun or giving it his best shot. Hey, let's a

(44:21):
roll out. Maybe I don't help.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
When I was younger, a real hippie slow, I moved
off welfare, never had a job. I dodged a draft,
wouldn't pick up a gardener, got arrested. Protesting was fun, excited.
Politics was but lay ahead. That's when my mama said,

(44:44):
She said, my boy, I think someday you'll find a
way to make your criminal tendencies pain.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
You'll be a socialiss. You like pink ele is it yours?

Speaker 7 (45:01):
Suddenly a social loss? You want us all to be
equally poor. You may just promise that truck loads of
free stuff. Don't believe you because they're cluless. Suddenly a
social bless and punished success.

Speaker 17 (45:20):
Series, Folks, the hero of the slack what I'm trying
to do math? Oh my god, he's just a comedy
and he'll never ever be any good.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
You never vote for such a crazy old fraud. Feel
the burn here I come. Oh thank god. Democrats are
so dumb.

Speaker 25 (45:41):
I am a socials and I think that your money's line.

Speaker 26 (45:48):
Oh oh, I have a soulcial loss, well bred, distrubush divine.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
People will stay that on Ben's pull.

Speaker 25 (46:08):
But millennial see me as friends than choice last, And
though it causes taxpayers distress, dess I no doubt in
hellfire is blazing Carl.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Box things sim amazing cause I've a sort of lass.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
And I punished success. Free stuff, free stuff, more free stuff.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Now vote Wow, course we'll get into it. That was
fun for us. All right, let's play this current events
quiz Bentley, what are we dealing with?

Speaker 5 (46:58):
A TV crew and Cargo got an exclusive scoop on
a breaking news story by being right in the middle
of it.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
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Speaker 3 (48:14):
Quiz well as I head James out of Knoxville, Tennessee.
Good morning, James, one, Hey, Buddy, welcome in here. Got
you coming down of Rocky Top. Let's listen to Billy
and you win this prize.

Speaker 5 (48:31):
Pat Well, a TV news crew covering a local news story,
in Chicago unexpectedly became part of the story themselves. While
the team was shooting a report about a string of
robberies in Chicago's Newtown neighborhood, three men in ski masks
walked up, pulled pistols, and robbed them. One of the
items stolen was the crew's TV camera, so the report

(48:54):
they were working on never made it to the air.
The TV station reported the story with the headline a
crime hits very close to home. B nobody gets you
closer to this story or ce breaking news. Four overnight robberies. Wait, wait,
breaking news, five overnight robberies.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
Okay, you men take it rand Yeah, okay, well first, James,
what you got? Well, first time caller, but I'll go
with see one minute, I'm confused even more, okay, first
time caller. Event and see I don't know what that
other one was. No idea how that happened. Have James

(49:35):
worked out for you? In the end, Buddy was sending
you a case of peanut patch bowled peannuts. Peanut patch
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of your news. Right on the other side, time capsule
over the septembery ain't gonna.

Speaker 22 (50:04):
For like.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export. People.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
Can you feel it?

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Loves in my hair?

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People?

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Can you feel it?

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No?

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No, no, no, loves in my love everywhere? I tell you,
I gave me new movie love.

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Love is everywhere.

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I love man.

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I love this.

Speaker 5 (51:08):
Chronic lyricosis. It can strike anyone at any age. It's
victims think they know the lyrics to popular songs, completely
unaware that they're completely clueless.

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Bring me and I an long, Bring me and long.

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Iron, No, no, it's in an accident. No, it's long
higher love. Chronic lyricosis strikes its victims without warning, but
it also takes a terrible toll on friends and loved ones.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Taking car oft biscuits every day? What bacon carrot biscuits?

Speaker 10 (51:45):
Makings making carrot biscuits?

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Hey, it's all right.

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Baking cat biscuits and waiting on a popular cat.

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No, No, take hey, hey, hey, taking care of business.

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I understand the bat indigestion.

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I don't care if it gets me heart now.

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People living a constipation?

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How I lot is to have on Beceau piece of mind?

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I know, I'm sure I am hunger there's no sure yet,
but there is hope. Who was search funded by your
gifts to the American chronic Lyricosist Society.

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Home becausa Tony Dans what calm? The head lies down
and high we what lazy donna? Sheet lean No, no, no,
no sheets of Leonard. No have business today? You got

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it all wrong. I'm Burnie top man.

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Dance.

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It's not any Dan, it's tiny dancer.

Speaker 10 (53:07):
The headlines down, mar bell someday monkey play piano song,
play piano song.

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No, it's some day.

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It's French French Monkeyian.

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Send your tax deductable contribution to the American chronic Lyricosa Society.
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that too.

Speaker 10 (53:40):
Chicken STAPERI line, won't you pack a bath of leaves tonight?

Speaker 3 (53:46):
I've got two chickens to Perila. Won't you pack a
bag of leaves tonight? Chickens parrel?

Speaker 5 (54:06):
Yeah No, John Boy and Dilly. I wish I had
a boys like that on radio.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
When heeds a better radio voices? Good morning radio, done right,

(54:49):
good morning. It's a big show on the radio for
you Friday, September eight, a little bit ago holding the boys.
It was flirting with a master talking about Sunday.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
Bore.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Want to Let's get one of our favorite revs on
right now.

Speaker 6 (55:03):
Good morning, Big Joe, all, Good morning there, John Boyn Billy,
and good morning to all our beloved friends out there
in radio land.

Speaker 22 (55:11):
This here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sorda
Joshua Independent Full Gospel Pennycostal Assembly just off Street Road
twenty three on the Frontage Road. The Sorda Joshua Independent
Full Gospel Pennecoastal Day School is getting geared up for
our annual back to school student mixer and Bible Bash

(55:32):
next Saturday night. I'll be your Headmaster of Ceremonies as
we orientate the new class in our brightly lit and
deeply unromantic church activity center. After a lovingly prepared covered
dish supper by the women's auxiliary, we'll do a half
hour presentation of the school's official Code of conduct, and

(55:54):
then it's ninety minutes of obsessively chaperoned live entertainment. The
biblically accurate and downright undanceable sounds of five blind boys
and one ugly one thanks to their acapella renditions of
Sanctified classics from the nineteen fifty six Red Hymnal. The
only thing your youngins will be shaken is their finger

(56:17):
in the face of the backsliders. And no sort of
Joshua Youth event is complete without a soul stirring gospel
presentation from our youth pastor Ricky Dale Gilmore, the man
who puts the hip in Hypocrites are gonna burn in hell?
Will y'all act like you got some smarts? Oh? Special
note for parents who still send their kids to the

(56:40):
godless secular education system. We still got slots left in
our k through twelve classes this year. You do not
need to be enrolled to attend next week's Sanctified Education celebration.
And thanks to a generous love offering from Brother Don
Baldwin at Tire Kingdom Number fourteen, we're offering an interest free,

(57:02):
easy payment plan for this year's tuition. Bible based education
don't have to be a burden anymore. So bring your mouthy,
back talking young bee holes to the event and we'll
get them signed up right on the spot. Just cause
you're going to hell. Don't mean they have to go
back to school. Student Mixer and Bible Bash next Saturday,

(57:23):
starting at six o'clock PM at the Sword of Joshua
Independent Full of Gospel, Pennycossal Assembly, just off State Road
twenty three on the Funny Road. This here's a Reverend
Billy Ray Collins reminding you, and it's time to turn
so you don't. Yon Boy and Billy y'all keep them
straight up.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Ah
phibbit egibbity. I'm old and I hate the news.

Speaker 4 (57:53):
In my day, we were too busy keeping death from
our door to worry about what was happening to other folks.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
In fact, when death would come to our door, we'd
give him a phony name and tell him the folks
he was looking forwards next door.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
Pretty soon the whole town was pushing up daisies and
we was raiding their pantries.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
Wrangle dingle dangle dooo. Look at us.

Speaker 23 (58:14):
We're a bunch of big fat liars, pimping out our
neighbors to the Grim Reaper and in breeding to beat
the band just like they do over to the John
Boyard Billy Big Show.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
And we like it. We loved it.

Speaker 15 (59:02):
As it is.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
Fridays, we kick off the final hour to Big Show
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Away number eighty double XL T shirt Beautiful Ocean Ale,
North Carolina. This is from the Fishing Center. Also, I
barely use bugget hat with a space motif. Perfect end

(59:25):
of summer. Where to take you into fall?

Speaker 5 (59:28):
Now describe barely.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
I'll be looking for some fall fashions through my wonderful Things.
Over the weekend.

Speaker 5 (59:38):
It was used as a hat, not an actual bucket.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
They're right in the winter from Jay Florida. Matt Cruise
got I was milking it. Congratulations Matt. We get your
stuff down to Jay Florida. Now transfer ownership to you

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with a laurel and already hand said. We'll see what
we got over the weekend. Probably just had to meet
back here Monday morning. Check it out at the Big
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our man, Tom Soyds and Tom. We meet here every
Friday all year long, but this has gotten to be
the most exciting Friday that we have because the first
weekend of an NFL football Don't it feel good? Buddy?

Speaker 19 (01:01:03):
It is my favorite opening day. I mean, baseball has something,
basketball has something. Every sport it's special, but it's more
special to me in the NFL. And I think you
feel the same way then any other sport.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
God dead right. And we'll lucky in our city to
have an NFL franchise. Boy, it's been fun. As long
as I don't look back and say how much money
I spent on this team, say since the beginning, I
can enjoy it too. Well, it's a.

Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
Little If you do that, you can feel good about anything.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
It's a little more fresh for time. He just had
to shell out for four tickets at you know, game price.

Speaker 19 (01:01:38):
Sweet level tickets, and man man, he got told those guys,
they said, I don't want to buy him permanently. I
just want to get one game game.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Oh but that's it. But all right, well listen lay
it out for his time, the league is gonna have
a little different look. We'll get used to this weekend.

Speaker 19 (01:01:57):
Yeah, you look around, been some big times. You got
Aaron Rodgers playing for the Jets. Delvin k Cook played
the last four of the Vikings game more than a
thousand yards in each of them, and he too will
play for the Jets. I got DJ Moore was so
good in Charlotte, He's playing for Chicago. Odell Beckham, who
was so good for so long, was playing for Baltimore.

(01:02:19):
Uh DeAndre Hopkins another guy who was a big time star.
He's not far aways in Tennessee. Sean Payton, whom some
considered the best coach in football after Andy Reid and
Case is coaching Denver, and Tom Brady is at home.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
With Al Gazelle running around there. Yeah, he got another supermodel.
I don't know whether we talked about that on our segment.
I did, you can tell by the lips. Anyway, back
to Utah.

Speaker 19 (01:02:50):
You got three rookies starting, one of them right here
in Charlotte. You got young, you got Stroud. You got
richardson picks one, two, and four, and they're all gonna
start for their teams, which is kind of cool, but
you know, things change. But it's the MVP. Favorite is
Mahomes in case. Player of the Year favorite offensively is
McCaffrey in San Francisco. Player of the Year candidate lead

(01:03:15):
one anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
Is t J.

Speaker 19 (01:03:16):
Watt and Pittsburgh. But I'll tell you here's some guys
who out there are going to make some noise. Is
a rookie named Jamiir Gibbs in Detroit. I saw him
last night and he it's like tackling smoke. I mean,
this guy as a receiver, as a running back has
so much potential. And another spro you got Calvin Ridley.

(01:03:37):
Remember he played for Atlanta. Then he gambled. He disappeared
for two seasons. He is playing in Jacksonville. I'll tell
you two teams I like are New Orleans. I think
New Orleans d is one of the best in the
league and I think they are going to come out
of the NFC South. The other one is Jacksonville. Jacksonville
has been building Trevor Lawrence. I think it's going to

(01:03:58):
have an outstanding year. Who throwed your quarterback out of Clemson,
and he's got Kelvin Ridley to throw to, he's got
running backs, and they're thirty to one dog to make
the super Bowl if you place a bet, not that
you would, and they're out of the top ten. And
I just think this is one of those teams everybody
are to be looking for the season.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
Well, that's up in the year three when usually the
quarterbacks really kick in.

Speaker 19 (01:04:24):
He started to. His first year was a waste because
he played for Urban Meyer, who was like the anti coach,
and I played for Doug Peterson. He's really good with
quarterbacks last season, and I think I think he's going
to be elite this season, and I think his team
is going to be one of the best in the league.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
All right, good stuff, Buddy, Woa it is time now
here in about thirty minutes a little less. Yes, there's
the bell. Tom will pick every NFL game this week.
And all right, Tom, rests up, go over one more time, man,
we'll get you picks in just a few minutes. Buddy,
and Randy Ring You're welcome, all right, buddy, We'll see

(01:05:04):
you in a few minutes there, all right, y'all come on,
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Could be well, let's getting out of him somehow.

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Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
The word anywhere, then the word a word.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
Let's mead the contestants. We got Joe Anne from Carrolltoni, Ohio.
Good morning, Joe Anne, Good morning, Joe morning. Welcome man,
we got thank you. Got Ken from Parsons Tennessee. Good morning, Ken,
Good morning morning. All right, you' all welcome Ken from Parsons.

(01:06:35):
Your own team, Tata and Randy and Joe Anne on
the John Boyn Mill side say Ken, Joanne's Joe Ane Ken? Okay, okay,
good Hi, So Ken, you're gonna relax. Me and Joe
Anne are gonna go for the first round. All right,
you ready, Joe Anne?

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Sure, An, let's do it.

Speaker 16 (01:06:56):
Let's do it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
Then start the clock. Now in the captain, go get
that book off the Yes, all right. These are little
square things you put on top of salads. It's bread fancy, yes,
all right, give me a blank and the maid of
sandwich is green ba bacon. Yes, okay, put this on

(01:07:19):
my hamburger to make it a blank burger. It's a
dairy product. Yes, it's red, it's just said it. Slice
it and put it on your sandwich tomato. Yeah, uh huh.

Speaker 15 (01:07:35):
What do you go?

Speaker 5 (01:07:35):
Joe excited for each food?

Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
Joey a good word? Maybe put a five on the board.
And now it's Ken and Taylor. Let's see what kind
of rapport you two have. Ken are you ready? I'm ready? Okay,
and go.

Speaker 15 (01:07:59):
These are you make pickles out of these? Out of
this vegetable grows in the gardens green and you make
a pickle out of it. It's cool as a blank. Yeah,
all right, all right. This vegetable has layers and it
makes you cry onion.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
Cut it.

Speaker 15 (01:08:21):
This is something you put in your martini and it's
got a pit in it. Uh salt and blank?

Speaker 19 (01:08:31):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
Whoa well can It was kind of a slow start there, buddy,
but you got on a roll to put four on
the board. Was just warming up to Joe Anne leads
by one going in around too. Bye, Joeanne, you and
Billy are you ready?

Speaker 4 (01:08:52):
I'm ready?

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
Okay and go.

Speaker 5 (01:08:54):
This is the liquid stuff you put on top of
a salad. Salad? What there you go? How about a
nice Hawaiian blank, it's a fruit drink.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
Ye, there you go.

Speaker 5 (01:09:05):
Rhymes with it between breakfast and lunch. It's lunch, right
there you go. This is the noise that potato chips make.
It's still rhyming.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
Yeah, there you go. The meal in the middle of
the day is lunch. You might eat one, all right.
Put a five on a five ten for Joanne and
the double digits, Ken and Randy. You need six to
tie and force overtime, which will settle right here and

(01:09:39):
now I'll tell you that o Ken, Are you ready?
I'm ready and go. They say one of these a
day keeps your doctor away. That's right. This is it's
duck duck blank goose. That's right there. Oh, you do

(01:10:00):
this at the bottom of a contract, you use your
name and you make your what.

Speaker 19 (01:10:05):
Signature?

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
That's right, mark right now. If you don't have a job,
you would you would be called what unemployed? That's right boy.
And this is the the things on the front eide.
There's no way, no, not time enough to do that.
Joe Anne from Carlton, Ohio wins today. But can buddie.

(01:10:27):
We appreciate you playing and you can drive in any time,
any game. All right. Enjoyed it very much, so thank
you man. I appreciate you. Joe Anne. You hang on
big old Lord Tiger's prize pack, head over to Carlton
for you. Wait do you go, babe? Well excited? I
feel like I'm full. Good Morning by shows on the radio.

(01:10:53):
Yeah it was fun, man, it was like I was
building a sandwich.

Speaker 5 (01:10:55):
You got more excited with each ingredient.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
Yeah, don't work. Great, fellow's way to go. We're master
like that legosity. Let's get our requested bit of the
morning is a Jeffrey Ganey from Clinton, North Carolina saying, hey, guys,
can we hear a little something from Marvin Webster show?
Can Jeffrey get him next? Good morning, Big shows on

(01:11:45):
the radio. Oh yeah, we take requests worldwide. Request at
the Bigshow dot com and to John over the Facebook
page in touch with us. Jeffrey Ganey, Clinton, North Carolina,
grinning his request this morning. Hello, I'm Marvin Webster.

Speaker 5 (01:12:01):
If you think the old people of today are bad,
way till you meet the old people of the future
look ahead. On this edition of tech Talk, the members
of the Baby Boom generation talk a lot of stick
about this group called the Millennials. These snot nose young

(01:12:23):
punks with their iPads and the avocado toast and their
blasi blasi blasi. And you might think of millennials as
immature teenagers, but they were born roughly between nineteen eighty
and nineteen ninety six, which means, if you do a
little quick path, the oldest Millennials are now in their

(01:12:45):
early forties, so immature adults. And they've got a whole
different generation of snot those young punks of their own
to look down on. The group that is mostly referred
to as Generation z Z. As bad as they are
now and their plenty bad always on, modern technology is

(01:13:07):
going to make them the worst generation of old people
the world has ever seen. You see gen Z is
the connected generation. All their entertainment comes from their iPhone.
The only time they watch TV is when they're filling
up their car at.

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
The gas station.

Speaker 5 (01:13:26):
While baby boomers had a handful of polaroids and eight
millimeter movies of their childhood and millennials had hours of
boring ass birthday parties burnt to.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
DVD, Generation Z is different.

Speaker 5 (01:13:41):
Every dumb moment of their early dumb lives will live
on forever thanks to Instagram and TikTok. Future generations will
look back at their early lives as one long string
of ice bucket challenges, planking and lip sync into Lady

(01:14:01):
gay Got's song, oh, and fistfights at the waffle house,
or as they call it, the good old day. Now,
smartphones have put a high end camera in every single pocket.
But what golden memory is? Has it captured for future
grandmas to share? How about eight pitches of some breakfast

(01:14:25):
they were getting ready to eat and an occasional shout
of the row G sign in the airport parking lot
so they can remember where they parked the car. So
not exactly a Ken Burns PBS documentary. See, there's a
big difference between being the best documented generation in history
and being the most documented, because, let's face it, how

(01:14:47):
much twerking will the historians of the future need to
see to get the point? Generation Z be selective about
what you post and share with modern technology because.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
The Internet is forever.

Speaker 5 (01:15:04):
Millennials, y'all have fun talking smack about your kids the
way the baby women's talk about y'all and boomers. No
worries all y'all be gone, buddy, And that's it for
this edition of tech Talk.

Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
The next time, this is Marvin Webster. Peace, Good morning.

(01:15:52):
It's big share on the radio. Here we are.

Speaker 10 (01:15:56):
What a man.

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
He's known by many names. We like the Friday morning quarterback,
our sports guru.

Speaker 5 (01:16:09):
Swammy.

Speaker 6 (01:16:12):
Smoopie.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
Yeah, yeah, that's just people. He's very close to you,
the unemployed reporter, our boys. It is Week one of
the NFL season, and here's the Smoopmeister down. Tom's on
it said, all right, good morning again.

Speaker 19 (01:16:33):
Tom goodring love introduction.

Speaker 3 (01:16:36):
Mank is alright, buddy, Let's start with the early Sunday games,
a full slate of action. Nobody taking week one off.
We start with our Carolina Panthers going down eighty five
to Atlanta. The take on the Falcons. What you got, Tom.

Speaker 19 (01:16:56):
I think it's tough for rookie quarterback, even if he's
a top pick in the draft, Brush Young from Carolina
to win his first game. I think Atlanta is gonna
run on him, and I think Almami wins it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
Oh no, it's tarn off ohing one another low season. Okay,
Well that's say the Arizona Cardinals at the Washington Commanders.

Speaker 19 (01:17:22):
I think the command is gonna be okay. I think
Ronovera is gonna keep his job, and I think Washington
wins with me.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
Washington. We go Cincinnati at Cleveland for the Battle of Ohio.

Speaker 19 (01:17:34):
This one's tough. I think Cleveland's gonna be pretty good,
but Cincinnati's gonna be better. I like the Bengals close.

Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
Taking the Bengals close the Houston Texans at the Baltimore Ravens.

Speaker 19 (01:17:47):
Houston's gonna be less worse. I don't want to be
here any there, but I like Baltimore and I think
Baltimore wins in Baltimore.

Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
I think keep you out on Lamar Jackson this year.
He might have another bus like you did as rookie
year man. A little rough. Okay, my two cents, we
got Jacksonville, a team you like to watch this year
playing at the Indianapolis Colts.

Speaker 19 (01:18:12):
Yeah, I think the jaguart is gonna have too much
and I think they win it by a touchdown.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
On the world all right, of course, we're still waiting
for that famed locker week here. On Week one, let's
go to the San Francisco forty nine Ers on the
East Coast playing the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Speaker 19 (01:18:30):
Okay, the trendy pick here is Pittsburgh. A lot of
people believe in them, but you saw San Francisco last year.
Just too much talent across the board, led with McCaffrey,
led by McCaffrey, and I think it's close, but I
like forty nine Ers.

Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
The Brady Liers Tampa Bay Buccaneers at the Minnesota Vikings.
You're formerly hometown team.

Speaker 19 (01:18:52):
Baker Mayfield is taking is going to be quarterback for
Tampa Bay, and that's good for Minnesota. Vikings.

Speaker 3 (01:18:59):
Take this one with a biking. One more early games
Sunday afternoon, the Tennessee Titans at the New Orleans Saints.

Speaker 19 (01:19:08):
New Orleans has one of the best defenses in the
league and be interesting to see how they adjust offensively,
but they are a three point favorite. I think they
won this one by eight, and they are.

Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
My luck Yay, New Orleans put them down for the
first luck this season. All right, there we have five
late Sunday afternoon games. Start with the Green Bay Packers
out of Chicago Bears.

Speaker 19 (01:19:35):
That's a good one because they don't like each other,
but Bears win anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
Bears winning. The Backers LA Rams up at Seattle.

Speaker 19 (01:19:45):
Boy of the Rams could be really bad and Seattle
could be really good. Easy one for Seattle.

Speaker 3 (01:19:50):
Usually we'll Seeattle while all right. Then we got the
Las Vegas Raiders at the Denver Broncos Benderson.

Speaker 19 (01:19:57):
See what Russell Wilson does with the new coach. This
one's gonna be kind of close, but I'm gonna go
with the home.

Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
Team, right taking the Bronx souls home.

Speaker 22 (01:20:06):
Got a.

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
Miami Dolphins at the LA Chargers.

Speaker 19 (01:20:13):
This is a good game, and if we're in Miami,
I picked I picked the Dolphins, but it's not so
I'm gonna go with LA. Really close.

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
Okay, got the Chargers. Then we got Philadelphia Eagles at
the New England Patriots.

Speaker 19 (01:20:26):
Man, the Eagles are loaded. New England has a good defense,
but they can't keep up with them. Philly. Philly wins
this one.

Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
All right with Philly. Sunday Night Football got the Dallas
Cowboys at the New York Giants.

Speaker 19 (01:20:40):
Pretty good game. But one of these years the Cowboys
will get it right. Maybe it's this one, but I
like them to win. They were opener on the.

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
Roam, oh taking the Cowboys them. And Monday Night Football
the Buffalo Bills at the New York Jets.

Speaker 19 (01:20:56):
Everybody made such a big deal over Aaron Rodgers, including
me going at the Jets, but the Jets have a
really good defense. Still, these are the Bills they're playing.
This can be a good game, but I like the
Bills on the road.

Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
You're taking Buffalo to spoil Aaron Rodgers' debut with the Jets.
And once again, your log of the week is the
New Orleans Saints hosting the Tennessee Titans and beating them
for the gush.

Speaker 5 (01:21:21):
I mean, if you wait, yeah, if you're into that
sort of stuff, you're correct.

Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
All right. Tom's good work round, buddy. We appreciate you, man.
We'll get you up next week and enjoy the weekend.

Speaker 19 (01:21:35):
Enjoy the football, gentlemen, ladies, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:21:37):
All right, boy, let's get it.

Speaker 5 (01:21:39):
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