September 13, 2023 • 40 mins
(Part 2 of 2) On The Big Show today, Billy is a few minutes late to work and John Boy is happy to rub it in.. - Always wanted to sing the National Anthem at the ballgame? - Well the National School of Anthem Singing is ready to help! - We’ve got the Top 10 ways to tell if your candidate is going to lose the election.. - The Rabbi reviews the movie Asteroid City.. - Gary Busey jots a few notes in his diary about the writers strike.. - and we get a letter from a listener who is afraid of crabs..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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It's time for an entry into the diary of Gary
Busey Dear Diary.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
This is Gary bucy Well Diary. The actor's strike is underway.
There's no end in sight. Top it off with a
rider's strike and that's hard times right there.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Brother.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
These poor solvs were struggling to pay the bills as
it is. California is a high price prospect for normal folks,
let alone need low end jobbers. Thank god, I still
got residuous coming in from gingerbread Men seven and DC Cab.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Y'all.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
A lot of folks are having to take second jobs
just to get by. What's you gonna do when times
are hard. Cedric the entertainer is mowing my yard. Reality
hits when the paycheck stops and a few gals are
too old to take off their tops. You sure can
tell Diary, who wasn't prepared for all this. You see
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a bunch of recognizable faces working regular jobs. I was
over to the ike in Burbank the other day and
saw mister Bean working there. Took him almost three days
to put a desk together. By the time he was done,
he'd drawn him crowd of about three hundred people made
a pile of tips too. That's a smart fellow right there.
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Kathy Griffin didn't have the same look. She got a
job as a dog walker. She was not there ten
minutes when the cops stopped her gave her a ticket
for not being on a leash.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Ouch Sit stay good girl.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
That fella that played Kramer on that Seinfeld show, he
must not have saved his money. I've seen him style
and hair in Beverly Hills. Problem is he only knows
how to do one style.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
He's old.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Kind of hard to see old pretty little Kathy Ireland
leaving the salon looking like a racer head lift that barge.
Don't that bail gotta work or you go to jail.
You gotta look your best. But here's the thing, no
one's gonna hire you with the hair like don King.
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Lots of folks had to swaller hard and do things
they wouldn't normally do. Oh, Michael Moore, he got a
job waiting tables at the Vegetarian restaurant. Alissa Mulano is
a part time roadie for Jason Alden. Jimmy Kimmel is
a spokesman for.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Low T Clinics.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Johnny Knoxville's out there on Hollywood and Vine in front
of the Chinese Theater, letting folks take a whack at
his clacker bag for ten bucks a pop. I gotta
be honest. He made fifty bucks off of me. I
want to say he said thanks, but when he opened
his mouth, his voice is so high. The dog started howling.
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And Lucy Lou, bless your heart, she's out rounding up
stray cats for well, her family owns a restaurant. Let's
just leave it at that. Me ow, that's the sound
of the cats are working at the bull Fay Crab
Rangoon and egg flu Young, this better be sausage and
not some dung my Golian beef and moose shoe pork
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can eat with sticks.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Give me a damn pork, y'all.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Some of them were well healed intens town. They're starting
to work, and donate the money to them. Pour out
of work, folks. Madonna is earning a few bucks as
a human cabbage patch doll. Halle Berry is moonlighting as
a driver's ed instructor. Lindsay Lohan is an AA counselor.
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O'mel Gibson is teaching Jewish history too soon, and Jason
Statum is a celebrity valet parker. For twenty bucks, he
jumped my vintage Gremlin over a line of protesters and
drifted it into a parallel parking spot in front of
Cantor's Deli and even door dashed my mild hypistrophic. He
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got an extra three bucks for that. Well Doarry, I
got the ski daddle. I'm heading up to the Spawn
Ranch to help Creed Bratton set up his new cult.
Until next time, x's and news. Gary s.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
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Related accident in Canada?
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In the game.
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All right, man.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Over forty years of radio, I have answered calls, many names,
but here's the first. Ladies and gentlemen. I love it.
Brought us from Charlotte, North Carolina. Good morning, brought us
Good morning, John Boy, Good morning man. Now I always
have to ask when I see an unusual name, is
(06:52):
that your real name? Or did Jackie mess it up? No,
that's my real name. I like it. Man, that brought us.
Do you have a history behind it? You know what
your mom and daddy was thinking. Well, yeah, I'm a junior.
Has my dad's name. Okay, brought us Junie, I'm not
sure came from. Well, when you find out, give me
(07:15):
a call. It seems like I'm more interested than you.
I brought us up.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I guess I think broad Us is Snoop Dogg's real
last name is Calvin broad Us is his name?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
How about that you might be related to Snoop Dogg.
No first name, last name.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Works?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Will y'all please let me get some closure on this name.
All day brought us. Glad you made it into your body.
The hard parts over doesn't make it a little harder.
Let's listen to Billy and you win well.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
A traffic accident shut down a Canadian highway in Burlington,
Ontario recently. The wreck led to are you ready for this?
Five million bees getting dumped out of the truck and
into the highway. Michael Barber, who is a professional beekeeper
who volunteered to help out, says it was like nothing
he's ever seen and hopes to never see it again.
(08:07):
He says the younger bees were clustering, which they do
when seeking safety, and as he put it, and I
love this quote, other bees that were angrier and older
were just buzzing around no people do that too. About
a dozen local beekeepers saw the story on social media
and rushed to help out. After several hours, most of
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the bees were recaptured, although a few hundred didn't survive
the accident. Among the reactions, a mister Barber called it
the most memorable moment of my career. B local police said,
we're grateful to the bee experts who came out to
help or see. One of the angrier older bees said,
so when are they gonna hit us with the smoke?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I can use a nap. What you got brought us
out paid? See please, they're gonna red bax price pack
brought us. We'll find you right here in Charlotte, Bardy,
congratulations can make you a shout out? You sure can't, uh,
(09:14):
Raven William and Logan, I made it. I didn't worry
about it. Hang on, my man, what about the hour
and talk of your news was about twenty minutes a
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web from Oliver and get his views on the other
side of the table.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Let's keep it on it.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. All right,
we got the news on Jaw's grill. You're coming up
here in a few minutes, going for that. But there's
had a letter to Jackie. You can the reach any
of the cast here at the Bigshow dot comedy John
won't Billy facebook page is very good way to do that.
(10:39):
Our girl Tatter keeps hery on that force. So went
to Jackie. Oh wow, ma'am, I'm playing catch up with
you all this morning, and I got to hear the
story about the falling snake, and that's insane. Remember that
down in Texas snake fell out of air, hit a
woman's on wrapped around it. Then what was a holl'll
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can come down trying to get the snake back put
it tracks. No, let me see that's insane. Okay, Now
I know about you being afraid of snakes, Bless your heart.
Mine is probably even dumber crabs like the big blue crabs.
(11:20):
My insane big sister used to torment me when I
was little and she stuck one of the main blues
in my face. Now, to a little kid, this thing
was massive, so I freaked out. Now I cannot sit
at the table while dining and have someone leave a
crab shell on the table without feeling uneasy. Yes, the
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damn thing is dead, but I don't care. So either
I will ask the server to remove the plate please,
or turn it away from me. A few years back,
at a birthday party for me, we went to the
super Chinese buffet. This was back when I was at
my two forty plus pounds, and my best friend had
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eaten about five of these critters. Somehow the heads were
turned towards me, so I turned them around. I went
and got some food, and he turned them back. My god, man,
it was so creeped out. I picked up the plate
and threw it at the dish dumpster where the servers
put the dishes needed to be cleaned. Don't feel too bad, ma'am.
(12:27):
We all have things we are terrified about. I seem
to remember Johnny's got a fear of bees, and mister
Pillers is deathly afraid of democrats. Randy probably has nightmares
about him still wearing these Scooby Doo costume. Thanks for
all the laughs, and just for your info, I'll be
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fifty five this September tenth Sunday. Love to have a
shout out at some point please, Well that was last Sunday,
so happy.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Birthday to be right after the date, because we're doing.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Vincent Wayrich the original six toed redneck. Well, well, why
didn't you tell.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Me this was from a celebrity.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Original.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio about
twenty minutes away from What to Watch from Taylor Tayman News.
Right now it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
Well, well, well, it's been a while since we've had
a visit. My excuse is I've been ferrying the full
figure gals back and forth to school and you'll never
guess what they studied. My house is now home base
for a company called the Mighty Midwives. Let me preach
on it. The entire front living area of our home
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had to be remodeled to accommodate their new profession. We
had to install over five thousand dollars worth of equipment
special table, disinfectant, mask, gloves, and gowns, all extra expensive
for the plus plus plus sizes. Oh and a birthing tub, or,
as I call it, the world's biggest crock pot. Gross. Now,
(14:51):
I was certain this was destined to fail. I mean,
who in the world would trust their future progeny to
what is basically three archnemeses for Godzilla movie? Well, color
me shocked. In no time, they had a client list
as long as their average lunch menu. I will say
it was nice to see a steady parade of hot
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future moms, and they all quickly fell under the big
girl's spell. It was like the step Fat Wives, but
nothing would prepare us for the events of last week.
If you're eating breakfast, stop now, please, you've been warned.
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It was an ordinary day. That is nuttil Stephanie arrived.
She was very near her time. She looked like a
tick about to burst. Her consultation went along without a hitch,
but as she was getting into a car, it happened
her water broke. The inside of her vehicle looked like
she left the window open going through the car wash.
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Without that new car smell, I wasn't able to carry
her into the house, so I dumped all the manure
out of my wheelbarrow and ran her up the ramp
into the birthing room. To their credit, the gals worked
like a well oiled machine. They got poured steph under
the table and called to doctor, who was thankfully close by.
I kept Stephanie company while the gals decided to carb
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up with a huge bucket of buttered popcorn. While they
shoveled fistfuls into their gaping mars. The phone rang. It
was the doctor. He'd been in an accident and would
be late, but he was already late. This kid was
not going to wait before the gals could say push.
This kid shot out like a spud out of a
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potato cannon. It was all greasy hands on deck, but
try as they might, they couldn't get a solid grip
on the newborn. The baby squirted from one pair of
buttery hands to the next. Suddenly the kid shot into
the air in a high across the room. Running on
pure instinct, I leaped into the air and made a
diving catch that would put Tom Brady to shame. I
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held the kid up in the air like that monkey
did in Lion King Hakuna Matata Brother. But now the
rest of the story. Before we could celebrate, Stephanie moaned,
could it be twins? While the gals were tending to
the new sprout. I took my position in the receiving line.
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I sat like a catcher behind home plate. Here it comes,
she said. Sadly, she was wrong. There was no other baby.
It was just a bad case of built up gas.
I imagine that it was what the people of Tokyo
experienced when Godzilla unleashed his atomic breath. Oh and more
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good news. It wasn't entirely just heat and wind. It
was a bit of a mudslide as well. It took
me a week to be able to comb my hair
back the way it was, but I will say it
reminded me how good I looked with freckles. Happy to say,
Stephanie and baby are doing just fine. And now, if
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you'll excuse me, I have to keep looking for that
placenta that the dog ran off with.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Dogs? Am I right?
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Hi?
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Taylor Taman News, what to watch, here's Marcy Taylor Morale.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Right, all right, let's take a look at the top
of the weekend.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Box office, shall we.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
The nun Too opened up in first place this weekend.
It's a sequel to the supernatural thriller from the scary
world of the Conjuring movie series.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
She got a big ruler and she whack you with it.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
I didn't see the first one.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Speaking of sequels, the Equalizer three with Denzel Washington drops
from first place to second place.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Now see if Alvin the Chipmunks run that, they would
have called it the squeak Lizer.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
I think they did, didn't they? And My Big Fat
Greek Wedding three opened at third?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
So how did they do that? Is it the same
Greek bride getting married over and over, just.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
The same family and somebody else is getting married in
each movie.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
The same storyline?
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Yeah, I guess you're not going to go seed.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
That one in fourth place was Juwan. This is a
wild action adventure from India that looks like a combination
of Fast and the Furious and slum Dog Millionaire.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Bollywood movies can be absolutely nuts. You ever seen any
because they will just throw anything into a movie.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
I was the slum Dog Millionaire.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Well, this guy who's the star of this movie was
in slum Dog Millionaire. He was the game show hosted.
But he's the action guy in this hab Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Well so that's in theaters right.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
There's still place, Yes, still still doing well. Barbie, for
those of you keeping count, dropped to fifth place this
past weekend, and that's mostly because Barbie's coming to home
streaming this week. It'll be available to buy or rent
starting today at Amazon Prime, Apple TV, Google Play.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
And Voodoo.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
For those of you who didn't want to be seen
in the theater but wanted to see the movie.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Without feeling the pressure to wear something pink to the theater.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
I'll be sure to alert your wives. Opening in theaters
this weekend, Camp Hideout. It's a summer camp PG family comedy.
Camp Hideout also opening a Haunting in Venice Man.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
We can okay.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
Haunting in Venice has Kenneth Brand brandnaw ran Off Brand
off had to say his name, Branaw.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Impossible for you. Apparently it truly is.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
Kenneth is an Agatha Christie's legendary detective.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Hercule Horror.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
Horror.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
She asked me how to pronounce it. I said, no,
it'll be better if I don't tell you her he'll raffle.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
It's a spooky murder mystery with a cast that includes
the kinky rich guy from Fifty Shades of Gray. It's
got Beth Dutton from Yellowstone and believe it or not,
a fee is in this one.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
So everybody's in it. Well rama the killer.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Who's who?
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Don't spoil it?
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Looking over on the streaming streaming streaming TV side, Netflix
has season three of the drama Virgin River. Apple TV
Plus has season three of the Morning Show and that
has Jennifer Anison and Reese Witherspoon in it. And Hulu's
got Steve Martin and Martin Short in season three of
Only Murders in the Building.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
That's a big week for season three premiere.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah, and Barbie streaming, I've heard this week again.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
You can get try to stop it, you can buy it,
or you can rent it.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
No, you might get home and find out it's on
your TV and you didn't even know.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
All right, that's a wrapper with the watch my fellows.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Right, thank you, baby. Well, let's get us a winner.
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let's a big Shaw on the radio. This kind of
reminds us of very white. We were gonna have having
fun with him and Jackie would have been his birthday
on Monday morning, and every request coming in and found
something didn't even know about man. But we're all booked
up today. We'll get it tomorrow for you, for you
very white fans, I'll be your host. Very white. That's
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always right now. That's word that everybody's head about the bed.
Look don't wear anyway, don't where they were. Let's meet
the contestants. We got Lynn from Marylbourne, Tennessee. Good morning, Lynn,
Good morning, how you do hey? We all get buddy welcome,
and we got all right, brother, let me move land
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there and a boy and then that from not a
Sulga Alabama and Nick not a close. Uh, good morning,
Good morning morning. How do you pronounce your town? Nick?
Speaker 4 (27:06):
No to saga?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
No to saga? Alright, good word birds, all right, glad
to have you in here. So Nick, alright, let's move
it too. We've got a couple of first time callers.
Tennessee versus Alabama should be a good matchup if we
judged by how you look from college football.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
In the world.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Except for Alabama. From Nick. All right, there we go. Nick,
You're on team Taylor and Randy Land on the John
Woarn Miller side. Let's do these two rounds boys, and
see who's going god. Nick relacs me and Lynn? All right,
Lynn you ready, I'm ready? All right boy to start
the clock. Now the movie with Tom Cruise mission Yeah,
(27:53):
uh huh y. I want to borrow some money. Go
to the bank and take out a Yeah, rhyme with it.
When they make another one of you, it's your clone. Yeah,
rhymes with it in your arm, you can break a
rhymes with it, call me on the rhymes with it.
Not little But I'm all I'm all alone. No, I'm big,
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I'm all blank.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
What God.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Messed up my timing?
Speaker 5 (28:27):
You?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Okay? I won't end up with a five on the board. Five,
All right, Nick, you are up with Taylor. Are you ready, buddy, Yes, sir,
I'm ready, all right and go.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
Kids look to their parents. They're they're blank. They blank
up there what.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
The parents know?
Speaker 5 (28:49):
But like there, you know, when things are coming out
of the ground. You blank a plant, right, you water it,
you feed it right. So this is what you call
an adult. An adult is a up. Yes, all right,
this magazine rolling a blank, the band too, Twilight Blank,
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The Twilight Move show.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
It's a show, The Twilight Blank.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Do do oh yeah. Two on the board for Nick
and tare alright, so yeah, five to two after round one,
it's not as terrible. Let's Land and Billy can do
all Land? Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (29:35):
I'm ready, all right?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Picking them on al.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Rod Serling hosted the show The Twilight Twilight. There you go,
let's see. Robert Blank was the lead singer of led Zeppelin.
His last name was Yep. There is a woman might
wear this under her clothes to smooth things out. Not spanks.
But it's like it looks like it looks it looks
like a dress, but you wear it under a dress.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Slip.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Yeah, let's see if you're going somewhere and you've never
been there before, you or you stop and you say,
I'm just a what I'm don't work here?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
All right? Let the three on that five a total
of eight for Liz, I.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Was ready for the twilights.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Have a little time to Nick, you and Randy. All Right,
y'all need six to tie and four is overtime, the
seven to win. All right, So to picking up, getting
your rhythm, getting your rhythm ready, you're picking up on
that last one. It's not a tourist ready go. So
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if you don't live there, you're just somebody that comes
by occasionally. What are you?
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Now?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
You would have friends that would do this. Here's the company. Yeah, okay,
So this is up off on the beach, right off
to the shore. Keeps the ocean from going towards part
of the beach. Yes, it's the hill. Hell yes, yes, correct, dude,
(31:12):
Yeah do that. You did it, buddy, but oh not
enough the winds. See I'd be angry, but I just
don't care. All right, Nick, down Alabama. Came up a
little short, buddy, But you can try again anytime. A man.
(31:34):
We appreciate you, buddy. You have a great rest of
your day and lean look at you over and Marrable
just outside of Knoxville, living a good life, waiting on
your case of peanut patch balls, being us buddy.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
Yeah, yeah, I'll think.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
I go boy, Good morning, I got the base Sholder
radio time. I requested bit of the morning. Daniel mcgrew's
senior out of Hawk of Mississippi says, can you blaze him?
Willi P. Richardson? I like the prank call. Yeah, Daniel,
we had us at WILLI Pee Monday not too long ago.
We'll get one for you coming up next. Good morning,
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Speaker 4 (32:51):
You go shop man yues ma'am. It is this the
people who move houses? Yes, ma'am, well, I used to
get a house moved, Yes, sir, yeah, uh. I was
wondering how much do it costs to get one move?
Speaker 7 (33:03):
Well, it depends on the size of the house and
the distance that you need it move.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Yes, ma'am, well it a two bedroom house. It ain't
a real big house, and I needs to move with
about five miles out here in the country. Uh, do
y'all move houses during the day or the night time?
Speaker 7 (33:18):
They'll all moved during the day time, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
Well that'll be good cause they'll be at work. Then
when you move it at work.
Speaker 7 (33:24):
Whose house it's that you wanna move, Well.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
It'd be my neighbor's house. See, they real bad people's
have parties nearly every night, get drunk that crazy over there,
and nearly run of us crazy over here, and people's
coming and going all hours of the day and night
over there.
Speaker 7 (33:37):
Well, did I know you're gonna move their house?
Speaker 4 (33:40):
Not really, but I just keep staying to stay next
door to 'em. No more. We can't sleep or care
on no kind of normal life of her own round
here with all that going on, sir.
Speaker 7 (33:49):
You can't just move somebody's house without their permission.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Well, I talk to they daughter about it. She stay
over there every day while they work, and she said
it'd be all right with her and would move the house.
She don't I could around here, know how too many
cars rout to here at night and all that stuff
get on her nerve.
Speaker 7 (34:05):
You know, you can't move their house without their permission.
We're in the moving business, that's what we do. But
a neighbor just can't call and have somebody's house moved
just because they're not happy living next door?
Speaker 4 (34:18):
Why can't.
Speaker 7 (34:20):
You just can't? How would you like it if somebody
moved your house while you were gone to work?
Speaker 4 (34:24):
But they couldn't do that to me cause I don't
work no where. I say, right here at the house off.
Speaker 7 (34:28):
The You know what I mean? You wouldn't be too
happy if your neighbors had your house moved without your permission?
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Just ma'am, Well, what do you think we could do
about all this ragging around here?
Speaker 7 (34:39):
You could call the police. Have you talked to these
people about cutting down the noise?
Speaker 4 (34:46):
Well, yes, ma'am. I doesn't talk to him a hundred
times about it. They don't pay no tition and doesn't
we say that last time I talked to him. When
they brought over, they're pulled a knife on me and
they like he was gonna cut excuse me to death?
Speaker 7 (34:57):
Well, y'alla just called police. They can't and stop it.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Well, say so, y'all, Uh won't come out here and
move the house from 'em? No, sir? Well, what if
I was just go over there while they were gone
and moving myself. My son got a log truck out here,
and I could just tie and change around it, you know,
drag it on out to wait around here and show.
Speaker 7 (35:15):
Cut m I wouldn't try that. You might get into
some trouble, you think, so sure do you need to
try to handle this through either.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
The police underhuse fin Well, I don't talk to them
about it. Several times they act like they scared of
these people. Theyself. This old man stay over here there
and been in the penitentiary several times for shooting and
hurting people. Last time he was in there, they said
he killed somebody while he was off up in there. Yeah,
so the polices ain't too crazy about coming out here
and trying to do nothing about this here they own self.
Speaker 7 (35:45):
Well, we just can't come move someone's own unless the
owners ask us to.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
Well, they risk some My old ladies stay over here
about a mile or two, and I'm only just go
over there to night and aks her for if I
pay as for myself, can it be moved?
Speaker 7 (35:59):
What you need to have the owner contact us. We
can't move it without permission.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Well, I'm gonna go see it. The seating, and if
she says, all right, I was wanting can y'all move
while all them kids is in there? They probably you know, uh,
probably enjoying the ride. Anybody people that don't mean it
just kind of took on me show would be surprised
if he got home and it wasn't nothing out there
but the empty lot with any house.
Speaker 7 (36:24):
So we can't move a house with people inside.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
Well, I show you appreciate your help. And I tell
you what I'm gonna call you after I moved down
then and talk to that old lady and that owns
the property.
Speaker 7 (36:34):
Okay, thanks for calling all.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Right, I show appreciate the money by.
Speaker 8 (36:38):
Bay got a plan that she tried to raise them.
How would you like it if somebody would come move
your house when you were out all work.
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to settle the deal Spectrum and Disney like when billionaires fight,
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Speaker 3 (37:34):
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dim at.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Heading toward the week and so and you know, it's
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and on the pros tomorrow night, Thursday night game. It's
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They're saying it.
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It's time for an entry into the diary of Gary
Busey Dear Diary.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
This is Gary bucy Well Diary. The actor's strike is underway.
There's no end in sight. Top it off with a
rider's strike and that's hard times right there.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Brother.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
These poor solvs were struggling to pay the bills as
it is. California is a high price prospect for normal folks,
let alone need low end jobbers. Thank god, I still
got residuous coming in from gingerbread Men seven and DC Cab.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Y'all.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
A lot of folks are having to take second jobs
just to get by. What's you gonna do when times
are hard. Cedric the entertainer is mowing my yard. Reality
hits when the paycheck stops and a few gals are
too old to take off their tops. You sure can
tell Diary, who wasn't prepared for all this. You see
(01:36):
a bunch of recognizable faces working regular jobs. I was
over to the ike in Burbank the other day and
saw mister Bean working there. Took him almost three days
to put a desk together. By the time he was done,
he'd drawn him crowd of about three hundred people made
a pile of tips too. That's a smart fellow right there.
(01:58):
Kathy Griffin didn't have the same look. She got a
job as a dog walker. She was not there ten
minutes when the cops stopped her gave her a ticket
for not being on a leash.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Ouch Sit stay good girl.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
That fella that played Kramer on that Seinfeld show, he
must not have saved his money. I've seen him style
and hair in Beverly Hills. Problem is he only knows
how to do one style.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
He's old.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Kind of hard to see old pretty little Kathy Ireland
leaving the salon looking like a racer head lift that barge.
Don't that bail gotta work or you go to jail.
You gotta look your best. But here's the thing, no
one's gonna hire you with the hair like don King.
(02:52):
Lots of folks had to swaller hard and do things
they wouldn't normally do. Oh, Michael Moore, he got a
job waiting tables at the Vegetarian restaurant. Alissa Mulano is
a part time roadie for Jason Alden. Jimmy Kimmel is
a spokesman for.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Low T Clinics.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Johnny Knoxville's out there on Hollywood and Vine in front
of the Chinese Theater, letting folks take a whack at
his clacker bag for ten bucks a pop. I gotta
be honest. He made fifty bucks off of me. I
want to say he said thanks, but when he opened
his mouth, his voice is so high. The dog started howling.
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And Lucy Lou, bless your heart, she's out rounding up
stray cats for well, her family owns a restaurant. Let's
just leave it at that. Me ow, that's the sound
of the cats are working at the bull Fay Crab
Rangoon and egg flu Young, this better be sausage and
not some dung my Golian beef and moose shoe pork
(03:56):
can eat with sticks.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Give me a damn pork, y'all.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Some of them were well healed intens town. They're starting
to work, and donate the money to them. Pour out
of work, folks. Madonna is earning a few bucks as
a human cabbage patch doll. Halle Berry is moonlighting as
a driver's ed instructor. Lindsay Lohan is an AA counselor.
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O'mel Gibson is teaching Jewish history too soon, and Jason
Statum is a celebrity valet parker. For twenty bucks, he
jumped my vintage Gremlin over a line of protesters and
drifted it into a parallel parking spot in front of
Cantor's Deli and even door dashed my mild hypistrophic. He
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got an extra three bucks for that. Well Doarry, I
got the ski daddle. I'm heading up to the Spawn
Ranch to help Creed Bratton set up his new cult.
Until next time, x's and news. Gary s.
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Over forty years of radio, I have answered calls, many names,
but here's the first. Ladies and gentlemen. I love it.
Brought us from Charlotte, North Carolina. Good morning, brought us
Good morning, John Boy, Good morning man. Now I always
have to ask when I see an unusual name, is
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that your real name? Or did Jackie mess it up? No,
that's my real name. I like it. Man, that brought us.
Do you have a history behind it? You know what
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Has my dad's name. Okay, brought us Junie, I'm not
sure came from. Well, when you find out, give me
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a call. It seems like I'm more interested than you.
I brought us up.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I guess I think broad Us is Snoop Dogg's real
last name is Calvin broad Us is his name?
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How about that you might be related to Snoop Dogg.
No first name, last name.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Works?
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Will y'all please let me get some closure on this name.
All day brought us. Glad you made it into your body.
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A traffic accident shut down a Canadian highway in Burlington,
Ontario recently. The wreck led to are you ready for this?
Five million bees getting dumped out of the truck and
into the highway. Michael Barber, who is a professional beekeeper
who volunteered to help out, says it was like nothing
he's ever seen and hopes to never see it again.
(08:07):
He says the younger bees were clustering, which they do
when seeking safety, and as he put it, and I
love this quote, other bees that were angrier and older
were just buzzing around no people do that too. About
a dozen local beekeepers saw the story on social media
and rushed to help out. After several hours, most of
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the bees were recaptured, although a few hundred didn't survive
the accident. Among the reactions, a mister Barber called it
the most memorable moment of my career. B local police said,
we're grateful to the bee experts who came out to
help or see. One of the angrier older bees said,
so when are they gonna hit us with the smoke?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I can use a nap. What you got brought us
out paid? See please, they're gonna red bax price pack
brought us. We'll find you right here in Charlotte, Bardy,
congratulations can make you a shout out? You sure can't, uh,
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Raven William and Logan, I made it. I didn't worry
about it. Hang on, my man, what about the hour
and talk of your news was about twenty minutes a
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web from Oliver and get his views on the other
side of the table.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Let's keep it on it.
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Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. All right,
we got the news on Jaw's grill. You're coming up
here in a few minutes, going for that. But there's
had a letter to Jackie. You can the reach any
of the cast here at the Bigshow dot comedy John
won't Billy facebook page is very good way to do that.
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Our girl Tatter keeps hery on that force. So went
to Jackie. Oh wow, ma'am, I'm playing catch up with
you all this morning, and I got to hear the
story about the falling snake, and that's insane. Remember that
down in Texas snake fell out of air, hit a
woman's on wrapped around it. Then what was a holl'll
(11:00):
can come down trying to get the snake back put
it tracks. No, let me see that's insane. Okay, Now
I know about you being afraid of snakes, Bless your heart.
Mine is probably even dumber crabs like the big blue crabs.
(11:20):
My insane big sister used to torment me when I
was little and she stuck one of the main blues
in my face. Now, to a little kid, this thing
was massive, so I freaked out. Now I cannot sit
at the table while dining and have someone leave a
crab shell on the table without feeling uneasy. Yes, the
(11:41):
damn thing is dead, but I don't care. So either
I will ask the server to remove the plate please,
or turn it away from me. A few years back,
at a birthday party for me, we went to the
super Chinese buffet. This was back when I was at
my two forty plus pounds, and my best friend had
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eaten about five of these critters. Somehow the heads were
turned towards me, so I turned them around. I went
and got some food, and he turned them back. My god, man,
it was so creeped out. I picked up the plate
and threw it at the dish dumpster where the servers
put the dishes needed to be cleaned. Don't feel too bad, ma'am.
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We all have things we are terrified about. I seem
to remember Johnny's got a fear of bees, and mister
Pillers is deathly afraid of democrats. Randy probably has nightmares
about him still wearing these Scooby Doo costume. Thanks for
all the laughs, and just for your info, I'll be
(12:49):
fifty five this September tenth Sunday. Love to have a
shout out at some point please, Well that was last Sunday,
so happy.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Birthday to be right after the date, because we're doing.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Vincent Wayrich the original six toed redneck. Well, well, why
didn't you tell.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Me this was from a celebrity.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Original.
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Good morning, it's a big show on the radio about
twenty minutes away from What to Watch from Taylor Tayman News.
Right now it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
Well, well, well, it's been a while since we've had
a visit. My excuse is I've been ferrying the full
figure gals back and forth to school and you'll never
guess what they studied. My house is now home base
for a company called the Mighty Midwives. Let me preach
on it. The entire front living area of our home
(14:26):
had to be remodeled to accommodate their new profession. We
had to install over five thousand dollars worth of equipment
special table, disinfectant, mask, gloves, and gowns, all extra expensive
for the plus plus plus sizes. Oh and a birthing tub, or,
as I call it, the world's biggest crock pot. Gross. Now,
(14:51):
I was certain this was destined to fail. I mean,
who in the world would trust their future progeny to
what is basically three archnemeses for Godzilla movie? Well, color
me shocked. In no time, they had a client list
as long as their average lunch menu. I will say
it was nice to see a steady parade of hot
(15:14):
future moms, and they all quickly fell under the big
girl's spell. It was like the step Fat Wives, but
nothing would prepare us for the events of last week.
If you're eating breakfast, stop now, please, you've been warned.
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It was an ordinary day. That is nuttil Stephanie arrived.
She was very near her time. She looked like a
tick about to burst. Her consultation went along without a hitch,
but as she was getting into a car, it happened
her water broke. The inside of her vehicle looked like
she left the window open going through the car wash.
(16:00):
Without that new car smell, I wasn't able to carry
her into the house, so I dumped all the manure
out of my wheelbarrow and ran her up the ramp
into the birthing room. To their credit, the gals worked
like a well oiled machine. They got poured steph under
the table and called to doctor, who was thankfully close by.
I kept Stephanie company while the gals decided to carb
(16:23):
up with a huge bucket of buttered popcorn. While they
shoveled fistfuls into their gaping mars. The phone rang. It
was the doctor. He'd been in an accident and would
be late, but he was already late. This kid was
not going to wait before the gals could say push.
This kid shot out like a spud out of a
(16:45):
potato cannon. It was all greasy hands on deck, but
try as they might, they couldn't get a solid grip
on the newborn. The baby squirted from one pair of
buttery hands to the next. Suddenly the kid shot into
the air in a high across the room. Running on
pure instinct, I leaped into the air and made a
diving catch that would put Tom Brady to shame. I
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held the kid up in the air like that monkey
did in Lion King Hakuna Matata Brother. But now the
rest of the story. Before we could celebrate, Stephanie moaned,
could it be twins? While the gals were tending to
the new sprout. I took my position in the receiving line.
(17:31):
I sat like a catcher behind home plate. Here it comes,
she said. Sadly, she was wrong. There was no other baby.
It was just a bad case of built up gas.
I imagine that it was what the people of Tokyo
experienced when Godzilla unleashed his atomic breath. Oh and more
(17:53):
good news. It wasn't entirely just heat and wind. It
was a bit of a mudslide as well. It took
me a week to be able to comb my hair
back the way it was, but I will say it
reminded me how good I looked with freckles. Happy to say,
Stephanie and baby are doing just fine. And now, if
(18:15):
you'll excuse me, I have to keep looking for that
placenta that the dog ran off with.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Dogs? Am I right?
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Speaker 5 (21:31):
Right, all right, let's take a look at the top
of the weekend.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Box office, shall we.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
The nun Too opened up in first place this weekend.
It's a sequel to the supernatural thriller from the scary
world of the Conjuring movie series.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
She got a big ruler and she whack you with it.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
I didn't see the first one.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Speaking of sequels, the Equalizer three with Denzel Washington drops
from first place to second place.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Now see if Alvin the Chipmunks run that, they would
have called it the squeak Lizer.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
I think they did, didn't they? And My Big Fat
Greek Wedding three opened at third?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
So how did they do that? Is it the same
Greek bride getting married over and over, just.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
The same family and somebody else is getting married in
each movie.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
The same storyline?
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Yeah, I guess you're not going to go seed.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
That one in fourth place was Juwan. This is a
wild action adventure from India that looks like a combination
of Fast and the Furious and slum Dog Millionaire.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Bollywood movies can be absolutely nuts. You ever seen any
because they will just throw anything into a movie.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
I was the slum Dog Millionaire.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Well, this guy who's the star of this movie was
in slum Dog Millionaire. He was the game show hosted.
But he's the action guy in this hab Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Well so that's in theaters right.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
There's still place, Yes, still still doing well. Barbie, for
those of you keeping count, dropped to fifth place this
past weekend, and that's mostly because Barbie's coming to home
streaming this week. It'll be available to buy or rent
starting today at Amazon Prime, Apple TV, Google Play.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
And Voodoo.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
For those of you who didn't want to be seen
in the theater but wanted to see the movie.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Without feeling the pressure to wear something pink to the theater.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
I'll be sure to alert your wives. Opening in theaters
this weekend, Camp Hideout. It's a summer camp PG family comedy.
Camp Hideout also opening a Haunting in Venice Man.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
We can okay.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
Haunting in Venice has Kenneth Brand brandnaw ran Off Brand
off had to say his name, Branaw.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Impossible for you. Apparently it truly is.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
Kenneth is an Agatha Christie's legendary detective.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Hercule Horror.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
Horror.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
She asked me how to pronounce it. I said, no,
it'll be better if I don't tell you her he'll raffle.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
It's a spooky murder mystery with a cast that includes
the kinky rich guy from Fifty Shades of Gray. It's
got Beth Dutton from Yellowstone and believe it or not,
a fee is in this one.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
So everybody's in it. Well rama the killer.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Who's who?
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Don't spoil it?
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Looking over on the streaming streaming streaming TV side, Netflix
has season three of the drama Virgin River. Apple TV
Plus has season three of the Morning Show and that
has Jennifer Anison and Reese Witherspoon in it. And Hulu's
got Steve Martin and Martin Short in season three of
Only Murders in the Building.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
That's a big week for season three premiere.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah, and Barbie streaming, I've heard this week again.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
You can get try to stop it, you can buy it,
or you can rent it.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
No, you might get home and find out it's on
your TV and you didn't even know.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
All right, that's a wrapper with the watch my fellows.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Right, thank you, baby. Well, let's get us a winner.
Let's play worthy word. Here we go, y'all one eight
hundred Big Show you told free line across americall so
click out on their contest button. Bigshow dot Com can't
get through with call you wait, play next, Good morning,
(26:10):
let's a big Shaw on the radio. This kind of
reminds us of very white. We were gonna have having
fun with him and Jackie would have been his birthday
on Monday morning, and every request coming in and found
something didn't even know about man. But we're all booked
up today. We'll get it tomorrow for you, for you
very white fans, I'll be your host. Very white. That's
(26:31):
always right now. That's word that everybody's head about the bed.
Look don't wear anyway, don't where they were. Let's meet
the contestants. We got Lynn from Marylbourne, Tennessee. Good morning, Lynn,
Good morning, how you do hey? We all get buddy welcome,
and we got all right, brother, let me move land
(26:52):
there and a boy and then that from not a
Sulga Alabama and Nick not a close. Uh, good morning,
Good morning morning. How do you pronounce your town? Nick?
Speaker 4 (27:06):
No to saga?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
No to saga? Alright, good word birds, all right, glad
to have you in here. So Nick, alright, let's move
it too. We've got a couple of first time callers.
Tennessee versus Alabama should be a good matchup if we
judged by how you look from college football.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
In the world.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Except for Alabama. From Nick. All right, there we go. Nick,
You're on team Taylor and Randy Land on the John
Woarn Miller side. Let's do these two rounds boys, and
see who's going god. Nick relacs me and Lynn? All right,
Lynn you ready, I'm ready? All right boy to start
the clock. Now the movie with Tom Cruise mission Yeah,
(27:53):
uh huh y. I want to borrow some money. Go
to the bank and take out a Yeah, rhyme with it.
When they make another one of you, it's your clone. Yeah,
rhymes with it in your arm, you can break a
rhymes with it, call me on the rhymes with it.
Not little But I'm all I'm all alone. No, I'm big,
(28:18):
I'm all blank.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
What God.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Messed up my timing?
Speaker 5 (28:27):
You?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Okay? I won't end up with a five on the board. Five,
All right, Nick, you are up with Taylor. Are you ready, buddy, Yes, sir,
I'm ready, all right and go.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
Kids look to their parents. They're they're blank. They blank
up there what.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
The parents know?
Speaker 5 (28:49):
But like there, you know, when things are coming out
of the ground. You blank a plant, right, you water it,
you feed it right. So this is what you call
an adult. An adult is a up. Yes, all right,
this magazine rolling a blank, the band too, Twilight Blank,
(29:10):
The Twilight Move show.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
It's a show, The Twilight Blank.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Do do oh yeah. Two on the board for Nick
and tare alright, so yeah, five to two after round one,
it's not as terrible. Let's Land and Billy can do
all Land? Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (29:35):
I'm ready, all right?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Picking them on al.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Rod Serling hosted the show The Twilight Twilight. There you go,
let's see. Robert Blank was the lead singer of led Zeppelin.
His last name was Yep. There is a woman might
wear this under her clothes to smooth things out. Not spanks.
But it's like it looks like it looks it looks
like a dress, but you wear it under a dress.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Slip.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Yeah, let's see if you're going somewhere and you've never
been there before, you or you stop and you say,
I'm just a what I'm don't work here?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
All right? Let the three on that five a total
of eight for Liz, I.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Was ready for the twilights.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Have a little time to Nick, you and Randy. All Right,
y'all need six to tie and four is overtime, the
seven to win. All right, So to picking up, getting
your rhythm, getting your rhythm ready, you're picking up on
that last one. It's not a tourist ready go. So
(30:42):
if you don't live there, you're just somebody that comes
by occasionally. What are you?
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Now?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
You would have friends that would do this. Here's the company. Yeah, okay,
So this is up off on the beach, right off
to the shore. Keeps the ocean from going towards part
of the beach. Yes, it's the hill. Hell yes, yes, correct, dude,
(31:12):
Yeah do that. You did it, buddy, but oh not
enough the winds. See I'd be angry, but I just
don't care. All right, Nick, down Alabama. Came up a
little short, buddy, But you can try again anytime. A man.
(31:34):
We appreciate you, buddy. You have a great rest of
your day and lean look at you over and Marrable
just outside of Knoxville, living a good life, waiting on
your case of peanut patch balls, being us buddy.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
Yeah, yeah, I'll think.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
I go boy, Good morning, I got the base Sholder
radio time. I requested bit of the morning. Daniel mcgrew's
senior out of Hawk of Mississippi says, can you blaze him?
Willi P. Richardson? I like the prank call. Yeah, Daniel,
we had us at WILLI Pee Monday not too long ago.
We'll get one for you coming up next. Good morning,
(32:40):
Magshaw's on the radio, and this is the time every
weekday morning. Get your requests. There them Daniel mcgrew's senior
out of Hawk of Mississippi isn't up there.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
You go shop man yues ma'am. It is this the
people who move houses? Yes, ma'am, well, I used to
get a house moved, Yes, sir, yeah, uh. I was
wondering how much do it costs to get one move?
Speaker 7 (33:03):
Well, it depends on the size of the house and
the distance that you need it move.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Yes, ma'am, well it a two bedroom house. It ain't
a real big house, and I needs to move with
about five miles out here in the country. Uh, do
y'all move houses during the day or the night time?
Speaker 7 (33:18):
They'll all moved during the day time, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
Well that'll be good cause they'll be at work. Then
when you move it at work.
Speaker 7 (33:24):
Whose house it's that you wanna move, Well.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
It'd be my neighbor's house. See, they real bad people's
have parties nearly every night, get drunk that crazy over there,
and nearly run of us crazy over here, and people's
coming and going all hours of the day and night
over there.
Speaker 7 (33:37):
Well, did I know you're gonna move their house?
Speaker 4 (33:40):
Not really, but I just keep staying to stay next
door to 'em. No more. We can't sleep or care
on no kind of normal life of her own round
here with all that going on, sir.
Speaker 7 (33:49):
You can't just move somebody's house without their permission.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Well, I talk to they daughter about it. She stay
over there every day while they work, and she said
it'd be all right with her and would move the house.
She don't I could around here, know how too many
cars rout to here at night and all that stuff
get on her nerve.
Speaker 7 (34:05):
You know, you can't move their house without their permission.
We're in the moving business, that's what we do. But
a neighbor just can't call and have somebody's house moved
just because they're not happy living next door?
Speaker 4 (34:18):
Why can't.
Speaker 7 (34:20):
You just can't? How would you like it if somebody
moved your house while you were gone to work?
Speaker 4 (34:24):
But they couldn't do that to me cause I don't
work no where. I say, right here at the house off.
Speaker 7 (34:28):
The You know what I mean? You wouldn't be too
happy if your neighbors had your house moved without your permission?
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Just ma'am, Well, what do you think we could do
about all this ragging around here?
Speaker 7 (34:39):
You could call the police. Have you talked to these
people about cutting down the noise?
Speaker 4 (34:46):
Well, yes, ma'am. I doesn't talk to him a hundred
times about it. They don't pay no tition and doesn't
we say that last time I talked to him. When
they brought over, they're pulled a knife on me and
they like he was gonna cut excuse me to death?
Speaker 7 (34:57):
Well, y'alla just called police. They can't and stop it.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Well, say so, y'all, Uh won't come out here and
move the house from 'em? No, sir? Well, what if
I was just go over there while they were gone
and moving myself. My son got a log truck out here,
and I could just tie and change around it, you know,
drag it on out to wait around here and show.
Speaker 7 (35:15):
Cut m I wouldn't try that. You might get into
some trouble, you think, so sure do you need to
try to handle this through either.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
The police underhuse fin Well, I don't talk to them
about it. Several times they act like they scared of
these people. Theyself. This old man stay over here there
and been in the penitentiary several times for shooting and
hurting people. Last time he was in there, they said
he killed somebody while he was off up in there. Yeah,
so the polices ain't too crazy about coming out here
and trying to do nothing about this here they own self.
Speaker 7 (35:45):
Well, we just can't come move someone's own unless the
owners ask us to.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
Well, they risk some My old ladies stay over here
about a mile or two, and I'm only just go
over there to night and aks her for if I
pay as for myself, can it be moved?
Speaker 7 (35:59):
What you need to have the owner contact us. We
can't move it without permission.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Well, I'm gonna go see it. The seating, and if
she says, all right, I was wanting can y'all move
while all them kids is in there? They probably you know, uh,
probably enjoying the ride. Anybody people that don't mean it
just kind of took on me show would be surprised
if he got home and it wasn't nothing out there
but the empty lot with any house.
Speaker 7 (36:24):
So we can't move a house with people inside.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
Well, I show you appreciate your help. And I tell
you what I'm gonna call you after I moved down
then and talk to that old lady and that owns
the property.
Speaker 7 (36:34):
Okay, thanks for calling all.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Right, I show appreciate the money by.
Speaker 8 (36:38):
Bay got a plan that she tried to raise them.
How would you like it if somebody would come move
your house when you were out all work.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
There's a big show on the radio, just for a
few moments. Yeah, man, So talking about football this weekend
to settle the deal Spectrum and Disney like when billionaires fight,
I like to say the CEOs and them get out
there and go out there like old Musk was both
too and.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's how they should settle all these
dim at.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Heading toward the week and so and you know, it's
okay saying watch ESB and the college football coming up
and on the pros tomorrow night, Thursday night game. It's
one of those that's only on Prime now, so it's
not even going to be on like a regular TV
or a cable or satellite. It's uh, it's that.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
They're saying it.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
So see, you can do it.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
In your underwear.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Hein' gonna drive you where they want you to go.
So if you want to, you want to say that,
so as there's no action going there, all right, And
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