Late Riser's Podcast for Mon 05-01-23

Late Riser's Podcast for Mon 05-01-23.  

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a big show on the radio.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
I can't read this all right, sir, I'll read it.
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boys, Faithful Gentleman's Gentlemen, and
you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William on
the big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
Master Boy gets up and gets to work on time.
So when he's laid it's my fault. So, sir, I

(00:28):
feel so.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Up and out of taker Doodle lows, brand new week.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
This is the way you're starting.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
This is why you're not in the band with the
rest of the Iley Brothers anymore. Let's see you talk
to the crowd too much, dur the show that.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
My brothers from another mother. Seeing him get up first
thing Monday morning, where the sun does?

Speaker 4 (01:33):
I don't think so many I am.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
I know that good.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Those eyes we've always been musically encapsulated.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Exactly. That's exactly what.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
He so good. Welcome to the first day of May. Here,
first day of a week. We start a brand new month.
Everybody feeling good. It is May Day, officially originally in
festival in honor of Flora, the.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
Roman goddess of spring, that was made up.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
I think the comedies talk it over like an eighteen
hundreds the years.

Speaker 6 (02:13):
Then they used to dance around a pole with this
supposed to be.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Some kind of maple. Yeah you okay, fine one.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
And then there was like a human sacrifice.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
I forget the airing of the grievous.

Speaker 7 (02:24):
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
It was like early version of festivals.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
I got you, all right, the National Loyalty Day, let's
all be loyal. You know you should be loyal every day.
Let's try that. And National Chocolate par Fight Day, par fay.
I'll bet it'll make you par parf is what makes you?

Speaker 5 (02:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
National Mother Goose Day? All right, they hadn't canceled Mother
Goose yet.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
A mercer rhymes.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Sure they could find something wrong with her.

Speaker 6 (02:55):
There's a few of them.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah yeah, I bet that.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Oh yeah, oh, let's see, well said national days. I've
got three days in history saved up very important. That'll
be our categories for outburds that we're gonna get that
winning beginning. We're awake, Big shows on the radio, Good morning,
Big shows on the radio. Let's get that first prize.
Back out and get us win and begin and custom

(03:18):
ls Tractor, big Fred Cooler if you go to LS
Tractor USA dot com find your local dealer, learn why
customers decide to start blue and stay blue. Also click
on that link when you go to The Big Show
dot com. I hope you do look at our three
dates in history. This is where we get our categories
thing along with us. This a whole deal to help
you wake up. See we're playing the hip back in

(03:40):
nineteen eighty.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
Okay, well Marcy, she wasn't bored man.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Okay, all right, there you go, there we go. Nineteen twelve,
just days after the Titanic sink, a new federal ships
safety regulation was issued, requiring all steamships to carry enough
lifeboats to hold all passengers.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
What a great idea, supposed to be just women and children.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
I's moved up to nineteen thirty nine. Batman debuted as
a comic strip. He rolled by d C Comics and
on two May one, the New Zealand man we got
a phone call. It was police saying they were armed
officers surrounding his house. The thirty three year old was
told to put down the phone walk out of the

(04:26):
house unarmed with his hands in the air well. The
man did exactly what he was told. When he got outside,
nobody was there, so he goes back inside and the
police negotiator was on the phone, and that's when the
cop realized he had accidentally dialed.

Speaker 8 (04:41):
The wrong number.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Oh wow, you think you could sue for that? I mean,
souere anything, that's what. But there you go. There's our
categories one eight hundred, Big show, as she told free
Line across America, we play out birds next. Good morning,

(05:24):
it's a big show on the radio for your Monday
May the first video of the days. It's brought you
by the Coca Cola six hundred. That is May twenty eight,
the shot of Motor Speedway. And the video is very funny.
You should check it out at the Big Show dot com.
Right now, get me winning, forget it.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
Uctors.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Let's play uptors.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
It's the game that anyone can win. Shon boy, Bully,
give the prizes from the big Prize speed Let's go
contested number one. This should be a lot of fun
when you're playing uppers.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Have them Mary up and guess time you love the
best time. You love a big shots. Let's say Hey,
the Bill from Hendry Cole for Virginia, we have shots.

(06:28):
Good morning Bill, Hello, Johnny Boy, Hey mo, hey, welcome man.
Glad to have you in here.

Speaker 9 (06:36):
See me get there next year.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Three categories get you one hundred and twenty dollars worth
of bulls not cleaning products. Huh five seconds. Three things
you see on a cruise ship.

Speaker 10 (06:49):
Ready go, buffey people, thankful, got.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
You obviously been on one lead with a buffet you
get fat on it? Then alright, there we go, only cows.
Three comic super heroes, Ready go.

Speaker 10 (07:08):
Pat Man, Superman and Wonder Woman.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Wonder know of mine and for the win. Three things
you can negotiate, Ready.

Speaker 11 (07:17):
Go, contract Calorie and those unwanted teams.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
And there you are one hundred and twenty dollars worth
of bulls not cleaning products, all in a cool little
package headed up to you old place. But congratulations, thank
you so much. All right, buddy, all right, it's your
news right now. On the other side, we'd like to

(07:45):
get called telling stories about some childhood classics. First thing
in the morning, Alice in Wonderland, coming up, good Monday morning,

(08:27):
big shows on the radio.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
There we go, and now it's story time with your host,
Carmel Childers.

Speaker 12 (08:40):
I read a good bit these days. I ain't never
read nothing that scared me until last week, mister Bill Cox.
He gave me a book, and plum give me cold chills.
It is called Alice in wonderful Land, I can tell
you about divin yall me too, All right then, well sir,

(09:03):
Once upon a time there was this young gal named
Alice lived over were in England somewheres. She was a
party little thing, no bigger than a squirrel, he kindly bored.
One day she wandered off summers she seen does here
white rabbit come running by. He's wearing a windbreaker. No drawers.

(09:26):
Seemed like a lot of animals and them storybooks and cartoons,
wear hats and coats and what not. They can't seem
to find their drawers. Donald Duck, Porky Pig, even that
old top cat, old SpongeBob. Only when ever got pants,
they're my square, Well sir, That old white rabbit, he

(09:47):
kept looking at his watch and saying I'm late, I'm late,
I'm late, over and over again. Mister Bill Cox said
his name is probably John Boy. Alice chased after that
white rabbit there, and pretty soon he duck down a hole.
She went after him, and down she fell fell a

(10:09):
pretty good spell. There had a chance to read a book,
do some color and whatnot. Then for some reason, that
hole ended in someone's parlor. Some folks calls it a
living room. I closed it a parlor. The only way
out was a tiny, little bitty door. She was all
put out on account of she you two dead, come

(10:30):
big to get through it. Mister bill Cox says he
sees a lot of women at the walls. Mark got
that same problem. She seen that little bottle sitting there
had drink me written on it, so she drank it.
All of a sudden, she shrunk down almost nothing. She
was so small, in fact, she couldn't even reach the

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door knob and that tiny little door there, And she
saw this cookie that said eat me, so she commenced
to not going on it. He started growing and growing so.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Much she barely fit in that parlor.

Speaker 12 (11:06):
Mister bill Cox said, whoever wrote this story, he must
have found something that said smoke me. I didn't understand
that part of it. But she was so upset, and
all the types of turvishanagains are going on, and she
started a bawling. She's so big, her tears started a
flood and worst her away When she finally run up

(11:29):
on dry land somers. Alice met all kinds of odd balls,
a big old worm smoking a pipe, a talking egg
called Humpy Dumpy, the worster sheer cat, a big turtle
with a cow head, and some talkie walrus. Mister bill

(11:50):
Cox said it looked like all the girls left over
when the bar closed. Mister bill Cox should be kind
of cruel. Time to time, well, sir, Little Alice finally
got a chance to make a break for a spell.
She met this mad hat fella. He invited her over
to a tea party. Mister bill Cox said, Alice is
probably gonna get audited now just for going. I don't

(12:15):
think they have the irs, even the Wonderful Land. That's
probably why they call it wonderful Land. Alice here the
commotion and wandered into a game of crow hit played
by a deck of cards. Queen of Heart's arm. She
was the one running the show, gen mean spirited. He's

(12:38):
holding up these pink ostriches upside down, and Wallape's spiky
little guinea pigs around you figure royalty like that they'd
be able to afford the real thing. When thing didn't
go her way, she fly off a handle and start hollering,
cutting the heads off, cutting the heads off. Mister bill

(12:58):
Cox said, it was like playing already word with mister hands. Well, sir,
before they could cut anybody's head off, some fell her
up and stole the queen's pop tarts.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
That place went plumb wild. Mister bill Cox said, pop tarts.

Speaker 12 (13:15):
Is what he and his friends did in the navy.
And then he said, get into the I didn't, well, sir.
One of them playing cards went up on trial for
stealing them pop tarts. Little old Alas there, she was
a witness. She started talking, and the Queen of hearts
didn't like what she was saying and started back to

(13:36):
holler and cut her head off, cut her head off.
I ain't right sure if it was all the growing
and shrinking, or swimming in tears or tea partying. Little
Alice she had enough, She saw red. She picked up

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a guard's big old battle axe are and she got
the business. She even went after them croke kit playing cards.
That white rabbit. He jumped up and yelled, once you
cut the cards, burn what you cut the cards burn?
Then she let him have it. All of a sudden
she woke up. She figured it is just a dream.

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Then she found a bloody rabbit's foot in her pocket.
The moral of the story, don't get in the middle
other folks troubles, especially if you're a rabbit without the
sense to put his drawers on lee.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
End.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
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Speaker 12 (14:47):
You want to see my rabbit?

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Good morning is a big shaw on the radioders Monday morning.
Already a man got scraps of my hand man. Now, wit,
I gotta concentrate, I gotta act. We're sorry.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
You want to sleep.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Right here?

Speaker 9 (15:29):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Fight on the set. End action.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
Welcome to John Boy until a Playhouse. Today's episode, Myrtle
looks on the bright side. As our story opens, Myrtle
Beathid is having breakfast in the cafeteria at Brushy Wood
Assisted Living Morning Mile.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Anybody sitting here you find if I full of a
j and join you, not at all.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
You just stop talking and take a lot of it.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Well, the load is exactly what I got. I got
a pretty biggin to.

Speaker 7 (16:07):
Be honest with you, Well, the restrooms is over by
the exit on the route.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Oh that the kind of loads. Well I've got an
emotional blote. Oh well it happens.

Speaker 7 (16:19):
You are to read this book I just finished, called
The Bright Signs. It's about trying to look at everything
in life from the bright side. The feller that wrote
it says there ain't nothing you can do about being old,
so there ain't no point being miserable about it. He says,
you can find the bright side and just about anything

(16:41):
if you love.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
I could use some of that here lately. If it
ain't one thing, you know what it is? Such a another,
such ass.

Speaker 9 (16:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Well, let me let me tell you about it. Well,
I was living with my but he got a new
job where he has to travel a bunch, so he
ain't home like he used to be, and he thought
I'd be better off living here.

Speaker 13 (17:09):
Well, look on the brightside, sounds like your son's doing
good at his job.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
You York to be happy for him, Why I am,
But I had to move to a brand new place
where I don't know anybody.

Speaker 13 (17:25):
Yeah, that can be tough, but look on the brightside,
new people and new experiences where it make life worth living.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Well, I don't know how many new experiences I got left.
The whole body's falling apart, got aches and pains from
head to toe. Well, look on the bread side.

Speaker 7 (17:49):
You're living in a place all with a top notch
doctors on the staff.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
You can get in to see him pretty much any
time you need to. You know you pretty good at
Just look on the bright side.

Speaker 5 (18:02):
Stuff, I know, right, give me another one while I'm well.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
This is gonna sound a tad vane, but I'm kind
of depressed about my hair. Oh, what's wrong with your hair?
It's falling out. I used to have the biggest head
of thick, curly hair you ever seen. I look like
that game show feller Bert Convey remember hell.

Speaker 7 (18:25):
Oh sure now he was a fox back in the day.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Well, my Burt days are over. I look like some
gappy headed mad son has some monster movies on here.
Lately when I run the vacuum cleaner, all I pick
up all the floors a munch my hair.

Speaker 7 (18:43):
Wow, look on the bright side, the way it's going
pretty soon you won't need a vacuum cleaner no more.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Nailed it. We hope you're enjoy it. It's perfect up
to them.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
We hope you can enjoyed. John boyd Billie playhouse shooting.
Shut it again next time we're here. Crusty old Burt
Convy say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Idiot good more than everybody more Big show to come.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Hang where you are?

Speaker 14 (19:21):
Yo?

Speaker 1 (19:22):
What's up?

Speaker 15 (19:24):
This is Nike and for all of five one one
you need on all things Rednick.

Speaker 16 (19:31):
Just check out my two favorite crackers, John bro and
Bitley right here on the Big Show.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
I listened to something else my own self.

Speaker 15 (19:39):
But white Boy Patrick Dunn broke off the knob in
the candle act.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Patrick never mind, he's out.

Speaker 6 (20:22):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
It's a mixed on the radio, beginning of your work week,
beginning of the month of May. Now Billy is one
of my favorite songs. All right, I'm ready when you
are all right?

Speaker 5 (20:35):
Hit it?

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Oh it is no month of May. Yin what mony?
Less us playing?

Speaker 4 (20:41):
Follow?

Speaker 5 (20:43):
Follow It's the best thing we've done this week.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Happy May, Good morning, got a showing the radio man
moves and stuff around. Some old recordings of my buds
Pingred Bowden from the day I'm thinking man Saldi. Friends,
remember that all my Saldi friends are coming overnight. I
can't remember what it was about in history. I guess
we've been battling in for a while. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(21:17):
you know, talk about if y'all watched the New Golf
League to Live golf tournament that the Sally's oh Man
bought a bunch of the you know players. They just
give it away money just up.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
I mean, they're they're bringing all kinds of sports into
the country there. I think they're trying to soften their
image worldwide by endearing people through sports.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Maybe they should quit killing people.

Speaker 5 (21:41):
That's exactly what.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Some good golf.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
You know, we'll take the golf too, but really the
other thing would be better.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
We're going now, let's see what Pigard Bowden had back
in the eighties.

Speaker 14 (21:55):
Hit it.

Speaker 17 (22:27):
Well. We've got guns that are loaded and we're ready
to rock whole. Sadam Hussein really in for a shock.
He should have pulled his army back on out of Kuwait.
That was too damn bad. And now it's too damn
late because old Uncle Sam getting ready to fight and
all my Saurday friends are coming over tonight. He onder

(22:50):
comy planes, another bunch of Sarties ain't been nothing like
it since we're by can the fudies. We'll put the
pig in the ground, put the dam on ice, and
all my Saday friends are coming over tonight. Oh we

(23:26):
got moms, I can think we can see in the dark.
We're gonna jump up and bite you like a big
old shark in the dark of the name. When the
Patriots fly, we're gonna knock them scuds right out of
the sky. And don't you come around here with no
parsing gas on me and my buddy. It's gonna kick youry.
There's a storm in the desert and we're ready to shoot.

(23:49):
And buddy, don't you step on my combat boot. Under
com bank comes army to be perfectly framed. It's time
to get this puppy started. Calls this here. Dogs are

(24:10):
about to take him a mite and all my Saturday
friends are coming over tonight. Are you under come the tanks?
He under comes an army to be perfectly framed. It's
time to get this puppy started. We'll put that pig

(24:33):
in the ground, and so dom on own ice and
all my Saldi frids are coming over tonight.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
That's right, all right. When I was very timely back today. Ah, y'all,
let's play John Boydepardy. You're right in here with us.
Long Tiger's prize pack is a hat, T shirt, tumbler
and a twenty five dollars gas card. Win the trip
of a lifetime to the eighty third Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally,

(25:02):
Styling and Sturgis. Just go to the Big Show dot com,
click on the Low Tigers banner, give you all details
and you can sign up to win it all. Right,
here we go John boyd Jeopardy. According to the official rules,
the balls used in this sport must have at least one,
but not more than four holes in them.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
For some reason, I want to say the w NBA,
but that can't be.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
What's aall? God? One eight hundred bitch was your toll
free line. We'll go to wee get a winner. We
played John Boy Jeopardy. Next morning. That's a big show

(26:01):
on the radio Monday morning, May First video of the
day brought you by Sean Him Motor Speedway and Co
Cola six hundred. Sunday, May twenty eighth, Aubrey Plaza for woodmilk.
You gotta just jegging outfore use.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
Out just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder,
Aubrey Plaza comes in.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah, is that the Big show dot com? And right now, let's.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
Play yes live across Americ Hyatt. Yeah, and now your
host a man who thought Aubrey Plaza was that news
store at the outlet mall.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
John Nor Yet. Let's say hey to Brian out of Huntsville, Alabama.
Good morning, Brian, Good morning sir.

Speaker 10 (26:54):
Hey, as far as that answer goes and everything, well,
I'm not going to change my answer.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Well all right, well, hang on, Brian, you're jumping right in.
Hold on a second, hold on, be let me let
me do it again for our listeners might have tuned
in during the break, all right, because you are you?

Speaker 5 (27:14):
I forgot the question.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
He was our squirrels were Friday. All right. Let's see,
according to the official rules, the balls used in this
sport must have at least one, but not more than
four holes in them. All right, So Brian, you were
being honest with us. You're not changing your answer. So
you have an answer and you think it might be wrong.

Speaker 10 (27:38):
It is definitely wrong. I was going to say pickleball, pickleball.
Oh god, that's up to forty apparently, so.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Hanging on. Well, let's see you might be right. Sure
is it pickleball.

Speaker 6 (27:56):
Now, doctor Randy?

Speaker 10 (28:01):
I know the answer, but that was in honor of you, sir.

Speaker 6 (28:04):
I greatly appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (28:08):
If only all of our listeners would operate on the
honor system.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Yes, we'd have a lot more losers around it would yeah, wow, yeah,
go ahead, Brian.

Speaker 10 (28:20):
Jeff Pillars, old timers, Christmas. Oh, that was the most
magnificent piece I've heard. I had to pull over. I
was in tears at the end of it.

Speaker 18 (28:30):
I know why change his answer? This guy's a nut.
Thank you so much, bro. We appreciate you, buddy. Good deal,
But broad down Hospital, I did well. Let's go to Adam.
He is in Phoenix, Alabama.

Speaker 6 (28:48):
Good morning, Adam, Good morning.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
How y'all doing doing good man? Did you hear Brian
the first guy had a shot at it, being honest, Yes,
how worked out for it? So I do know, what
do you think the sport gotta have at least one,
but not more than four holes in the balls?

Speaker 8 (29:12):
Well to keep it g rated, my guess is going
to be bowling a bullying.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
A bowling ball.

Speaker 6 (29:25):
Wow, we don't even know what your first guess. No,
I don't know where that ally is.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Thank you for keeping that to yourself. Light Adam, you
hang on, buddy, we'll get jet prized back.

Speaker 5 (29:38):
Can I give a quick shout out?

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Of course you can.

Speaker 10 (29:41):
I just want to say hello to my lovely wife
April and my son Keegan.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Hell all right, I appreciate you and your family. Damn
thing is listening to the Big Show? Why we jump out?
Cut you up on your new right on the other side,
our time capsilvers may on three, hangol boiler.

Speaker 19 (30:35):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.

Speaker 20 (30:49):
Clippery clopperty clink clink clue. I'm old and I hate television.

Speaker 16 (30:56):
In my day, we didn't have no five thousand channels
direct Sadie light TiVo recording high definition flat screen boob
tubular brain.

Speaker 15 (31:06):
Poisoning television shows. We made our own entertainment.

Speaker 16 (31:11):
After a nice day of struggling to survive, we killed
something for dinner, and while it was cooking, we'd play
a game like five finger charades, where you'd close your
eyes and grope your next to kin.

Speaker 15 (31:29):
How about a rousing round a pin the tail on
the dumb ass.

Speaker 16 (31:35):
Where you took a real animal tail and a tenpenny
nail and tried to hammer it into the lower spine.
Have any of your stupid shirt tail relation who were
too slow to move out of the way, Or my
personal favorite, name that cousin where you'd get jay bird
naked and greased up with bacon fat. Then you'd go

(31:57):
into a dark room and name the cousin. You would
get jiggy withs, which was not as easy as it sounds,
since they all had so much body hair. Pop, hippy hop,
Look at me, I'm a cousin humpin' peltstroking goober, sticking

(32:17):
up pork fat and carrying on the glorious Southern tradition
of inbreeding.

Speaker 15 (32:23):
Behold as I embraced my heritage. Yippy whippy, zippy zoo.
That's how we rolled.

Speaker 16 (32:31):
Sometimes we'd enjoy a good book, so we tracked down
ball Neck Philbert Haskins, who got his name from a
gigantic goiter on the side of his neck. He was
horrible to look at, but he was the only person
in town who could read what the Tinker's damn? So
he'd sit with your back to him to keep from
losing your lunch.

Speaker 15 (32:50):
And you didn't know what what.

Speaker 16 (32:51):
I didn't know that he was dyslexic, so it seemed
normal when he read ape Zan.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Of the Tars.

Speaker 9 (32:59):
And the Odds of Whiz.

Speaker 16 (33:04):
And my personal favorite, the Sama Kutra, where he single
handedly turned twenty eight sexual positions into fifty six. And
all of a sudden, you were talking like Philbert, switching
letters every which away, and you'd wander into a nearby
town where they mistake you for some strange foreigner and
chase you with pitchforks and torches, and your pathetic cries

(33:25):
of pa play, we're ignored, and you were skinned and beaten,
all because you were too stupid to learn to read.

Speaker 15 (33:36):
Wow, Dora, look at me.

Speaker 16 (33:38):
I'm an ignorant, skinless bumpkin listening to some swollen freakreat
stories in big Latin and begging for mercy in unintelligible gibberish.
Kill us, all the world will be a better place
jibbery g And we loved it, or we enjoy a
sing along. We'd gather around the church organ with Reverend

(33:58):
Oakley Snodgrass. He had great, big buck teeth that made
him look like a brayon jackass what he sang, and
he was a miserable drunk, and even though he thought
we didn't see him, we knew he was blott oh
by the time he got to amazing Grace, and the
more he drank, the more entertaining he got. Pretty Soon
he'd start singing the dirty songs he learned in the Navy,

(34:20):
songs about swimming with bowlegged women and making whoopee with them,
loose Filippino goals. Pretty soon Sunday Nights sing Along became
the two am show at the Sahara.

Speaker 15 (34:30):
Were the dirtiest jokes you ever heard. Then he'd sober
up until you were all.

Speaker 16 (34:35):
Going to hell, but you didn't care because you knew
he was three times to pervert.

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You can ever hope to be slippery, slippery slow, Look
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Speaker 16 (34:48):
I held bound him singing hay Seed, tell me more
about the Haitian hoochie mama's past, the pervy who needs
an idiot box.

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We've got the Reverend Red Fox and we liked it.
We loved it. Flibberty flu I hate television, John Boy
and Dilly.

Speaker 20 (35:09):
The television a medium so called because it is neither
rare nor well done.

Speaker 6 (35:14):
How about that morning.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Radio done right good Monday morning? It is to make

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show on the radio. It is the first day of May.
It is where we get d because we have a
very personal top ten list for you.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
You way to sell the s.

Speaker 8 (36:01):
Is that.

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I knew it was going to be emotional. I didn't
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That a very personal top tendler is from mister Pillars.

Speaker 6 (36:14):
I guess that's my cue.

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Well well done?

Speaker 21 (36:17):
This just in I'm fat, and for that reason, and
that reason alone, I hate summertime. I tell you right now,
when the temperature gets above seventy five degrees, I'm like
Ernest borgnine in every episode of Michale's Navy, I sweat
a lot like the afternoon show at Sea World.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
I'll tell you that right now.

Speaker 21 (36:34):
I won't use gold Bonder corn starts because all they
do is make gravy. Oh oh mommy, oh mommy, there's
a hair in it. Shut up, kid, I'm fat in summer.
I have to wring out my shoes every day as
a wet T shirt contest. Lonnie Edison boob sweat hot.
Jeff Pillars boom sweat gets me kicked out of Walmart.
Now let's get to it from the home office at

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the Zach Gellifanakis Institute of Triple Chinnery and why no
Perspiration distill Today's Top ten things. I sweat like Number ten.
I sweat like a Hershey bar in Amy Schumer's back pocket.

Speaker 6 (37:10):
Number nine.

Speaker 21 (37:11):
I sweat like the cameraman on an Alec Baldwin movie
Too Soon, Shut Up Kid. Number eight. I sweat like
George Costanza eating Kung pow chicken. George likes his chicken spicy.
Number seven. I sweat like Hillary Clinton being asked to
put her hand on a bible. Number six. I sweat

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like Madonna's plastic surgeon reading Yelp reviews. Number five. I
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the street.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Number four.

Speaker 21 (37:45):
I sweat like a cat trying to bury crap on
a marble floor.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Number three.

Speaker 21 (37:50):
I sweat like Tom Brady shopping for fix a flat
is this thing on?

Speaker 5 (37:58):
Number two.

Speaker 21 (37:59):
I sweat like a bud light salesman at a biker bar.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
And the number one thing.

Speaker 21 (38:06):
I sweat like Joe Biden at a preschool open house.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
I'm fat Good more than everybody. The Big Show is
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And Begora.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Good Monday morning. Everybody got the Big Hill on the radio.
It's is about halfway through this award winning broadcast. I
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That sounds like it would be a fun radio station.
To be the mascot for it, the costume mascot they got.

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Maybeld be like an insult comic dollar or something, you know,
like exactly what that meaning?

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Dog?

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You's moving around? That's good man, Glad to be there,
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We had to move into some new modern studios.

Speaker 6 (40:06):
Oh and he loves it here by the way.

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Oh man, it is so papule. I realized how good
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that so clean stuff into all of us. I had
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Them are, and seemed genuinely surprised that he accumulated soberly.

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We were there for like a little over twenty years
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some thanks for y'all helping me load up, and then
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Speaker 5 (40:36):
We had to get one of those pods where they
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get one of those.

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So this week I got a Sambass autographed print entitled
We Did It as Brad Keselowski and Roger Penske's twenty
twelve NASCAR championship. Then I got something that I wanted
to say, I did it so. It is a Hot
Wheels shopping cart racing collectible, the Hot Wheels May nineteen.
It was made officially by Hot Wheels. This collectible the

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very first edition in nineteen ninety eight, and that was
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Speaker 9 (41:12):
That you just like.

Speaker 6 (41:13):
Can you believe how many additions came after that? None?

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I've seen you set a record and shopping cart at
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Yeah, y'all can see them.

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You can.

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Regis sure to win them. We give it away every
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Until that big pot is empty.

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Let's see what we got here? We got Oh, yes,
we're dealing with fat guys. After Jeff Pillars was telling
us how much he sweats. Okay, so anybody wanted the

(42:16):
rest of my boat Jangles, I thought everybody already knew. Well,
we're gonna follow up with your requests all the time.
Might be a few fat guys listening to the big show.
There you go, doo.

Speaker 11 (42:40):
My shirt stained red butte, barbecue pants like sticky with cheese,
fondu beard smells like in indeed more beste ready to
eat again band from every Chinese buffant, gold and covered
rapp chain me. You're way scared of just how much

(43:03):
giant could weigh? These scales are not my friend because
I'm a stuffed guy, not a very buff guy, big
marshmallow fluff guy. Cannot get enough guy, I'm the fat type,
not a stealthy cat type. Where's my pecker rat type?
You gonna eat all that type? I'm the fat guy.

(43:32):
I'm the fat guy. I eat my weight in sloppy
Joe's been years since I have seen my toes. Guess
just blame these oreos. Order more chicken wings, bashed pop

(43:55):
tanktoe stuck in my hair, sweat pants the only thing
I wear a diet but I don't really care. And
let's go to burger king because I'm a round guy,
big old, fleshy bound guy, about three hundred pound guy.
Make a lot of sounds. Guy, I'm a fat type,

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not a real jacks brat type gravy by the fat
type rather.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
I just sat type.

Speaker 11 (44:22):
I'm the fat guy. I'm the guy. I'm only gonna

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be a fat fat I never watched my weight. Let

(45:09):
the haters hate me because I'm fat. Your kids are
scared of me. I mean, I really don't see why
that would be except they saw me eat their cat.
I'm the fat guy.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
I'm the fat guy. More French fries please, I'm starting.
It is a catchy one day. Oh I did well.
Let's play this current events quiz Badley? What are we
dealing with?

Speaker 5 (45:47):
One? US state might be getting a new tourism slogan,
and some residents are saying good because boy do we
need one.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Some top ten lists? You do? Alright, y'all, let's do
it one eight hundred big show you told free line
take see and when we playing at good Monday morning.

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away in the week. A couple of brand new items
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say hey, let's say hay to fill up from Conard, Florida.

(47:18):
Good morning, phill.

Speaker 8 (47:19):
Up, Hey, good morning? And that's close enough, is it that?

Speaker 1 (47:24):
That's what we do here? Close enough? Kin Hard or.

Speaker 8 (47:28):
Kin Nord, it's pronounced Conyord, but actually I'm from we
will hitch. But Hurricane Michael moved me north about ten miles.

Speaker 6 (47:35):
There was no way you were gonna get that right now.

Speaker 9 (47:37):
I got it.

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Tayor was trying to help me spelling it out. K
I dash h A r D or it could be
a N A r D, so I.

Speaker 8 (47:46):
Guess k it's just k I N A r d.

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Und kyyard, kyard.

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There you go?

Speaker 1 (47:55):
And where were you blown out of?

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We will hitch the Florida his mama.

Speaker 6 (48:01):
But that's going back a little bit farther.

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I'm glad you made it in here, buddy. Listen to Bill,
and you win this prize back well.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
According to a twenty eighteen survey of American travel agents,
Nebraska ranked dead last as their pick for an exciting
US travel destination, so the Cornhusker State lounst a new
tourism slogan to encourage vacationers to think outside the box.
The slogan was Nebraska Honestly, It's not for everyone. The

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off beach slogan got a lot of attention, of course,
and five years later it seems to be working kinda
but some Nebraskans have never liked it, and now State
Senator Mike McDonald is pitching a new slogan. Here it
is the good life is calling. Some advertising pros say
the new slogan is more of that same boring boosterism
that every other state in the country uses. One of

(48:59):
the crews of the It's Not for Everyone campaign thinks
they should double down on the self deprecation and go
with an even more memorable tourism slogan, such as a
We're flat and flat is where it's at. B We're
closer than California, or C Nebraska America's cornhole.

Speaker 8 (49:24):
Well you got Philip, Well, I don't have to go
out on a limb, man, I just gonna have to
go with C.

Speaker 18 (49:30):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
They can have big tournaments and everything.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Hey Philip, you won the custom LS tractor, big frig
cooler for my buzz and LS tractor. All right, all right, buddy,
you hang on hook up.

Speaker 8 (49:49):
I can't give a shad out of course you can,
all right. My two boys, Sets and Caleb, my two grandkids, Avia,
Snasher and there you go.

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All right, Phila, appreciate you and yours listening to the
Big Show. I never heard of comments. Right, all right,
I'm letting it go. Let's cut you up on you
New Good morning, This make Shaw on the radio. Got

(50:53):
somebody comedic buddies featured this morning. Coming up the interview
with Greg Warren. We got a special on YouTube streaming
absolutely free. The salesman going on right now. We're gonna
talk to him about that right now. Of course, the
late great Tim Wilson, Yeah, with us for years here
on the Big Show, and he'd write a stupid song
every once in a while, just something get in his head.

(51:14):
This is one of whom came across. He said, Tammy
and Randy said it just sounded good together.

Speaker 5 (51:21):
This is the song and it's no Jack and Dian,
but it is pretty catchy.

Speaker 6 (51:24):
But it didn't start a fight at my house.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
My wife know who she was. Tam Willison, Tammy and Randy.

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Rain Bien, red men, rain.

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Any and rain.

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Okay, stop, good morning.

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All right, go Mill Today's big show Top ten list
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fifty shades of gay.

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Speaker 9 (54:45):
Oh? Hell?

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Good Monday Morning. Appreciate you kicking off brand new week,
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this week's giveaway number of sixty four, a Sambass autographed
print entitled we did It It debates Brad Keselowski owner

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Roger Penske's twenty twelve NASCAR championship. And then you heard
me talk about the Hot Wheels version of the two
story shopping cart. It was a food line shopping cart
at Bristol, made the world's record that hot lap. Well,
this is the collectible Hot Wheels nineteen ninety eight first editions.

(56:08):
They called it the express Lane shopping car because they
know me and my lawyers would have sued them. And
I called that one. I did it. Uh set the
world record in there, and I don't care what y'all say.
I gave them the idea when that made ESPN traveling
it over ninety three miles an hour to look.

Speaker 5 (56:27):
Well, see the story is already changing.

Speaker 8 (56:29):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 6 (56:30):
Wait, no, I want to hear this one.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
And Billy could have died at any moment. Oh yeah, yeah,
that part's true. The next day it was.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
It was on ESPN and there's a hardcover NASCAR book
from that speedway that also has the picture and a
brief story about it, and it basically said, you were
called out for it.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Well they never let me drive it again.

Speaker 6 (56:55):
Yeah, no, I think Billy called you out for it.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
As he was talking to me. Well then, was So
check out the hot wheels uh as Jah McCart right there.
It's kind of torn open a little bit, but it's
never been played with.

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Like the real cart was almost.

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it here in minutes. But first, one of the funniest
people we know in our lifetime, and that's saying a lot.
Our buddy from Saint Louis, flute man, Greg we talking
about Greg Warren. Good morning, Greg.

Speaker 9 (57:54):
Hey guys, Hey talk to you man.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
Oh we're doing great, doing great. Good talk to you.
We just were celebrating you before our vacation. A matter
of fact, we were when you upstanding when he wasn't
acting like you really wanted to find Bigfoot. Cose Bigfoot?

Speaker 8 (58:10):
You know.

Speaker 6 (58:14):
Oh he turned your own act against you.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Now, how about this Greg The new stand up comedy
special The Salesman streaming for free on YouTube right now,
right now, you can go to YouTube and see The Salesman,
starring our own Greg warn Yet.

Speaker 9 (58:35):
It's been out for just a little bit so far.
It's good. I got a lot of people reaching out.

Speaker 24 (58:40):
My old wrestling coach saw it really Yeah, my college
wrestling coach, and yeah, he liked it. Every time I
hear his voice, so I get a little nervous. I
have some bad matches early in my career.

Speaker 9 (58:53):
Guys.

Speaker 24 (58:54):
Our freshman year, we wrestled Northern Iowa. I just ran
out of gas in the third period.

Speaker 9 (58:59):
I couldn't move.

Speaker 24 (59:00):
I just was laying on the mat, and the referee
started making fun of me. Oh, he pounds on them,
and he goes, he goes, are you ok down there?

Speaker 9 (59:09):
Son? The crowd started, they started laughing like it was
a death damn show. I mean, this guy's killing. He's
killing harder than I've ever killed. And my coach never
let me forget that moment, Warren. That reminds me of
when you laid down at Northern One. Bad practice.

Speaker 16 (59:30):
That reminds me of.

Speaker 9 (59:31):
When you laid down at Northern. Now, even if I
had a good practice, Warren.

Speaker 10 (59:36):
You got after it to date.

Speaker 9 (59:38):
Good job, Bunner, you sucked. You remind me of when
Warren laid down.

Speaker 24 (59:46):
He always he always said like it reminded him, like
remind I don't think he needed to.

Speaker 9 (59:51):
Be reminded of it. It was always on his mind.

Speaker 24 (59:56):
I think every morning the alarm clock went off and
he's like, well, I think, or not lay here like Warren.
Look at those pancakes on the plate, just laying there
like Warren.

Speaker 9 (01:00:08):
At West can you take the dog for a walk?
He didn't want to go for a walk. He's laying
on the floor like Warren. Northern name that dog.

Speaker 24 (01:00:19):
Warren and I never got married, you know, I never
got married or whatever, and maybe I Wilson day.

Speaker 9 (01:00:26):
But I'm running out of time, that's for sure.

Speaker 24 (01:00:28):
But I mean, I I'm just terrified of that one
part of the ceremony, you know, where they're like, uh,
if anybody's got a problem with this, or speak now
or forever.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Warren laid down at Northern, don't marry Warren.

Speaker 9 (01:00:44):
He's gonna lay down in your marriage like you did
it Northern.

Speaker 24 (01:00:47):
No hour.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Why don't you just not invite him?

Speaker 9 (01:00:53):
Right? I think he's gonna show up.

Speaker 8 (01:00:56):
I don't don't.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Well, you've already been through the most painful part of
your life without a without a wife, so I think
you're doing all right.

Speaker 23 (01:01:05):
Man.

Speaker 24 (01:01:06):
Well thanks man, Thanks, Yeah, yeah, I think you know
this uh this special. Yeah, that's gonna be the thing, man, Yeah,
it's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Yeah. I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 24 (01:01:26):
I tried to watch it from from a peak female perspective,
and I gotta be honest, guys, I wasn't that interested.

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
Was it like being back at Northern?

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Iowan?

Speaker 9 (01:01:39):
Yeah, thanks for bringing that up, Thank you. Ye, I
hadn't heard enough that or thought about it.

Speaker 24 (01:01:50):
Yeah, I kind of wrote this special during the pandemic,
and I was calling you guys every six weeks or so. Yeah,
and I wound up talking to you guys, I think
for about an hour one time about peanut butter.

Speaker 6 (01:02:02):
Right, Yeah, I remember.

Speaker 24 (01:02:05):
I hate to tell you that's a big part of
this special. It's about my time selling peanut butter. I'm
telling you it's and I and I, guys, I'm.

Speaker 9 (01:02:16):
A Jiff you know, I sold Jiff, and I'm a
Jiff loyalist. I care about it. I need to be honest.

Speaker 24 (01:02:23):
There was a development since I talked to you guys.
I think it was a rough year in twenty two
for Jiff. I don't know if you guys knew that
they had a some salmonola.

Speaker 9 (01:02:33):
Oh yeah they did. They they pulled it off the
shelves cross the country, and uh, you know, I feel
bad about it. I mean, I didn't do it like
I didn't do yeh. I just I wish I could go.

Speaker 24 (01:02:47):
Back twenty years when I worked there and say to
those guys, hey, if you're thinking about coming up with
some sort of a raw chicken flavored peanut butter, like
that's a.

Speaker 9 (01:02:57):
Bad idea that's gonna come back and get you.

Speaker 24 (01:02:59):
And you know, I want to be clear, guys, I
want to be clear. Like this happened in two thousand
and six with Peter Pan. They had a salmonella out
break and they, you know, they did a product recall.
Just this past year, Skippy found some metal particles in
their peanut butter and they had to pull it off
the shells for a while. And I know you guys
are like, well, Greg, it's never happened with organic peanut butter.

Speaker 9 (01:03:20):
Well, yeah, that's because they've only sold like thirty jars.

Speaker 24 (01:03:27):
You know what I'm talking about That it's got like
the inch of oil on top of them.

Speaker 9 (01:03:31):
Greg, that's how peanut butter naturally settles. Well, then cover
it up. Nobody wants to see that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Greg.

Speaker 19 (01:03:38):
Your peanut butter has preservatives in it. That's why it
doesn't do that. Yeah, that's exactly why it doesn't do that.
Maybe we're trying to preserve people's appetites. All right, Greg,
you just take a knife and you stir the peanut
butter and the oil goes away. Oh now it was
supposed to help you make the Why aren't you just
handing me a bag of peanuts and a hammer.

Speaker 9 (01:04:00):
Next time, I'll smash them up myself. Okay, I'm the eater,
you're the maker. Let's try and remember that in this relationship.
And you know, and like I said, I'm a loyalist
and people, I get it at you grog.

Speaker 24 (01:04:14):
You know you haven't worked there in twenty years. What
do you care because I because I'm boiled. You know,
you ever heard an old guy say once a marine,
always a marine.

Speaker 9 (01:04:23):
Oh yeah, yeah, that that guy. I don't know.

Speaker 24 (01:04:25):
He fought the Germans for like four years or whatever.
I fought Skippy for ten. Okay, and those guys don't
fight fair. I'll tell you that right now.

Speaker 9 (01:04:36):
I'm a loyalist, but I'm also I'm fair, guys.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
I'm fair.

Speaker 24 (01:04:40):
Like there's some stuff I don't like that's going going
on with Jeff.

Speaker 9 (01:04:43):
Today. They have an omega jiff. Have you heard of this?
No omega, Jeff, I mean omega as I understand it.
That's fish oil. Yeah, they're putting. They're putting. They're putting
fish in peanut butter. And they're wondering how they got
salmon nola? What kind of fish was it? Salmon? Anything
is anybody, guys, I take this stuff seriously.

Speaker 5 (01:05:09):
Okay, all right, we know we went through the pandemic.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Do you remember, yeah, I remember, I got it.

Speaker 9 (01:05:17):
I might have got carried away with ye.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Well remember that. I'm glad it's in the special, The
Sales when you all know this is Greg Warren starring
in the Salesman brand new stand up comedy special started
this month or twenty first is available streaming free on YouTube.
And by the way, I don't think I mentioned it
was directed by Nate Burgatzi Oh will I go yeah? Man, yeah, yeah, yeah,

(01:05:43):
yeah yeah.

Speaker 24 (01:05:46):
He wanted to produce like two or three comedy specials
that were his audience could watch family friendly, right, you
know you watch with the whole family.

Speaker 9 (01:05:57):
Uh Man.

Speaker 24 (01:05:58):
I hesitate to say that because I go, I get it.
Lan No, I swear man, it's got it's got an edge,
you know. I mean, yeah, it's got it.

Speaker 9 (01:06:05):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Bess my favorite kind man.

Speaker 24 (01:06:08):
Yeah yeah, no, I I I hope people put that
YouTube on their TV you know the TV app.

Speaker 9 (01:06:13):
I can do that now. My dad can't.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
I got I got people in the family that can't.
So I'm gonna do that.

Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
That's what you need somebody in your family can do it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:26):
Do you mind if his dad calls them? You know
what that man, maybe maybe he can call and ask
me to score the Braves game. Uh well, Greg Warren,
you are the man.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Man we can we can talk to you all morning,
but uh then we can't do that. But I'll tell
you what. We are going to watch the salesman streaming
for free on YouTube right now. We hope all our
listeners will as well, and don't take so long to
get back with us, buddy, go ahead and touch base
because you're gonna be hitting big show cities all right.
In June, you'll be down Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, the
Comedy Cabana. Oh, that's where you might meet you, bride.

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Also Greenville, South Carolina. Yeah, moving through Nashville and Youngstown, Ohio,
and through Kentucky and your hometown of Saint Louis, WAYA.
I'm looking in November and December. Man, so you're gonna
be doing it up. But we won't miss you too bad.

Speaker 6 (01:07:24):
We know how to get you, remember, and you know
if we get lonely, well.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Let's play us. I'm wordy word while we're hot. One
eight hundred big show. You told free line. We'll get
a couple of contestants team up and play next. Good

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we often do.

Speaker 12 (01:08:25):
Right now.

Speaker 15 (01:08:26):
I went to everybody's head about the bad.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
The word any word, not a word, any word. Lets
meet the contestants. We got David from it. Then that Palladama.
Good morning, David, Good morning, John Boy, good morning. Welcome man.
We got Buck from Florence, Mississippi. Good morning, Buck Man,
good morning, good morning. All right, y'all, y'all know each other,

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y'all random contestants here.

Speaker 15 (01:08:52):
I'm a man in this city.

Speaker 17 (01:08:53):
We're random.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
I ain't met Buck yet. All right, might come away,
best friends. You know we've had that happen on wordy word.

Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
You're putting a lot of pressure on at the end
that they weren't best friends when it was over.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
All right, gods, I'm glad you're here. So buck your
own team. Tator and Randy David on the John Boyn
mither Side. Let's do two rounds thirty second season. Good
luck to both of you, David, me and you for
the first thirty seconds. Are you ready? I'm ready? All
right there starting to clock.

Speaker 4 (01:09:25):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
In football, you lose the ball and you say he
had umble. Yeah, all right, I'm gonna give you a
blank sandwich with my fist. What do they call that? Knuckle?

Speaker 9 (01:09:34):
Yeah? Uh huh?

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
All right, this is you going to work here. Also,
it was a TV show, The Blank. I gotta go
to the Blank.

Speaker 9 (01:09:43):
You know you work.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
You're called to the principals. What off?

Speaker 9 (01:09:47):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
All right, all right, pop goes the lethal Yeah all right.
You go to look at art? At an art what limb?

Speaker 14 (01:09:56):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
Gallery?

Speaker 14 (01:09:57):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (01:09:57):
Gallery?

Speaker 16 (01:09:58):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
You good?

Speaker 17 (01:10:00):
Hoddy?

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
I stumbling all over that couldn't get it and then
were dead.

Speaker 9 (01:10:03):
Bam.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
I love this game.

Speaker 6 (01:10:04):
Look at your shoes, Marty.

Speaker 5 (01:10:06):
Blank is one of my favorite TV Sorry I forgot
you can't see?

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
Yeah? Yeah, all right? So what we end up waiting there?

Speaker 9 (01:10:20):
In my head?

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
You got five on the board. Good work, David, good
work of five. Somebody hand me and I'll start keeping
score over now, well we miss Jackie for the little things?
All right, Buck and Taylor for their round one? Buck?

Speaker 6 (01:10:35):
Are you ready?

Speaker 5 (01:10:36):
Takes three of us stewards?

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Okay, Buck and Tater ready, go a mesh.

Speaker 14 (01:10:48):
I don't know that the Sea blank football team, the
Sea Blank. Yes, Oh my god, he's a blank and
an icon. When they say, oh he's he's the best ever,
he is a longtime blank.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
I'm terrible.

Speaker 5 (01:11:05):
What else would you say?

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
Bigfoot?

Speaker 5 (01:11:07):
Bigfoot is what.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
Buck?

Speaker 16 (01:11:11):
I am just so to missed this up.

Speaker 21 (01:11:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:11:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:11:17):
He's on the TV show The Blank.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Crazy Yeah, bless your heart? All right, one, you got one?
All right, let's see what happens, David, you're up with Billy.
I'll have some fun ready, and we're picking up on
that last one. Ready, go a story that they said
you were Pinocchio?

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
Was this.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Puppet?

Speaker 5 (01:11:51):
You cut down a tree with one of these an
act h you dig rocks out of this facility. It's
a great hold of the grand.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Your fair, your blank godmother, very godmother.

Speaker 5 (01:12:08):
Yep, don't forget it, be sure to do what remember it?

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
Yes? Wow, all right the five eleven score for David
seventy flavor. Buck, you gotta get ten in no way
that's gonna happen. So let's just starting the clock.

Speaker 5 (01:12:27):
They did it on that episode of The Blank one Day.
Go ahead, all right, Randy and Book?

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
Yeah, okay, go.

Speaker 6 (01:12:37):
So Buck, you married. What do you do for a living?
What's your occupation?

Speaker 9 (01:12:44):
This is work.

Speaker 10 (01:12:47):
I work for the power company.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
And then I'm also an artist, really artists. So you
said you available, So ladies around Florence, Mississippi, you like
what you hear here?

Speaker 6 (01:12:58):
So what kind of art?

Speaker 10 (01:13:00):
I'm a watercolor painted watercolor?

Speaker 6 (01:13:02):
That's correct, that's one.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
All right? Oh darn rabbit, David wins We learned something
about Book and was pretty cool as well.

Speaker 14 (01:13:16):
You know, the most pathetic thing of the whole thing,
the pathetic when you stood there holding the tablet up,
did she did.

Speaker 6 (01:13:24):
Like we were going to Actually, it kind of rattled me.
I mean, you were like of those robots that got
out of control. She just kept walking into the wall.

Speaker 5 (01:13:39):
I hate y'all. I hang out with some girls.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
Hey, Buck, we appreciate you, buddy. You can play again.
Any game anytime. All right, all right, thank you very much. Body,
you have a great day. Down flowish look at you,
David downld ned getting a big old prize pack and
winning word. He would you actually a good player there, buddy?

Speaker 10 (01:13:57):
Yeah, Well you know I don't like the brag.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
You can tell.

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
So where do you work?

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
Well, I'm actually HVAC instructor, contractor and keeping folks cool
good in town.

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
That's correct, a buddy, you hang on, We'll hook you
over with that prize point Marcy over toward the Cordy.
All right, buddy, Good morning. Got the big sew on
the radio time of the classic bit request right now.
We got Cody Jayden of Newport News, Virginia, and Cody said,

(01:14:36):
heard you talking about Batman earlier? How about a top
ten on the Cape Crusader. All right, good deal, what
do we find?

Speaker 4 (01:14:42):
We'll we come up with Billy did went on Top
ten Batman Begins, which was the name of the movie.
But since this was the anniversary of Batman Beginning, while
it makes sense, it sure does.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
If wait to go, Cody, you hailed it's coming up next.

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Good morning, I got the big show on the radio.
Classic b requests from Cody Jayden not a new born
News Virginia was stop ten list of Batman. We'll start
talking about Batman, thinking about that? What about that movie
that I did based on Batman. Okay, we'll get that
in for you before we leave the first It's all
about the listeners. This is about Cody. Here's your request coding.

Speaker 5 (01:15:43):
From the new movie Batman begins.

Speaker 9 (01:15:45):
Here.

Speaker 5 (01:15:46):
They are the top ten previously unknown facts about the
early career of Batman. Number ten original batmobile was a
ninety six Ford tourist with cardboard tail fin. Number nine
first supervillain foiled the Runaway Bride. Number eight met Robin

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the boy Wonder during a Halloween party at Neverland Ranch.
Number seven contents of his first utility belt, a roll
of duct tape, and a box of altoys. Number six
got the idea for the Batpole during a bachelor party
at a Gotham strip club. Number five all time favorite
costume caper squirting water on tom Cruise with a gagged microphone.

Speaker 6 (01:16:34):
Number four.

Speaker 5 (01:16:34):
He and Lindsay Lohan once double dated with Paris Hilton
and Shrek.

Speaker 9 (01:16:39):
Not many people know that work.

Speaker 5 (01:16:41):
Number three Alfred's pet peeve cleaning out the litter. Box
after a Catwoman sleeps over. Number two had a brief
fling with Family Ties co star Michael J.

Speaker 12 (01:16:52):
Fox.

Speaker 5 (01:16:52):
Oh wait, I'm sorry. That's a little known fact about
Justine Bateman. I follow Joe and the number one little
known batfact. Everybody talks about the Joker, but the Riddler
is the real homeold.

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
Good morning is mag Se on the radio. Year earlier,
we found out Batman eighty four years old. Today is
where the old deal started. The comic strip or a
comic book.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
Comic book.

Speaker 5 (01:17:47):
There was a newspaper strip at one time.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
Okay, all right, so yeah we're doing that. Remember back
when I guess one of the first movies winning with
Michael Keaton. That was probably the first one. Yeah, yeah,
I'm Batman. Oh yes, that force before. Well right here,
go ahead roll that this summer.

Speaker 5 (01:18:11):
It's one of America's most familiar comic book characters. As
you've never seen him before.

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
No, no, don't kill me.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
Who are you?

Speaker 5 (01:18:20):
I'm fat Man. Francis Florida Winsbey presents John Boy as
fat Man.

Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
Wow, fag whack hoof?

Speaker 5 (01:18:28):
Was that guy a cheap thug about to pull a
violent crime?

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
No, he was trying to cut it line in front
of me at the breakfast buffet. I'm fat Man.

Speaker 5 (01:18:35):
It's John Boy as the legendary Dark Knight.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
That's the Dark Night.

Speaker 5 (01:18:42):
Wow, that was a fatmobile. Is he rushing off to
Thorid a major super villain?

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
No, it's double coupon day.

Speaker 5 (01:18:48):
Bilo, fat Man, the mysterious avenger of the night, the
cave crusader who strikes fear into the hearts of evildoers.
Not to mention restaurant owners running all you can eat specials.
Fat Man, why are you moving that bookcase? Are you
about to slide down the fat pole to the secret
fat Cave?

Speaker 23 (01:19:03):
No, I was just looking for the rest of that
ham send, which I was eating a few minutes ago.

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
I know it's here somewhere. I'm fat Man.

Speaker 5 (01:19:09):
It's the high adventure thriller of the Summer.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:19:12):
Look at that guy over there with a twisted grin
on his face. His skin it's white as a sheet.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
Is that the joker? No, it's just some guy who
wandered into the batroom after Fatman finished off that gang
of being burrito smugglers.

Speaker 8 (01:19:24):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:19:24):
No, wonder he's white is a sheet?

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
It's John Boy in the role he was born to
play I'm Fat Man.

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Every time he's like chott full, I think go back
on the beggers and the lips and that probably late Wes.
You know, life's crazy, Hey, love y'all made it