Late Riser's Podcast for Tue 07-25-23

Late Riser's Podcast for Tue 07-25-23.  

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
A bark tall filter, man, Kamp, Why why why.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Got to do? Coming out on? It is Tuesday, July
of twenty fifth, a big jone radio. Hello, everybody, the
dog go through the Tuesday July twenty fifth. All right, man,
I thought it was the last week in July. I
misinformed you. Yesterday Monday things were a little blurry. But

(01:10):
next Monday will be the last day of July. So
I got another July weekend to enjoy. All right, So
let's get to it. See what national days we got here?
National High a Veteran Day. That's very good. You got
a business you need somebody look for a veteran First,
National Hot Fudge Sunday Day.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
You know, veterans make really good hot fudge Sundays.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Every think buy one for them. We'll give you a
hot fudge to a Veteran Day. National Merry Go Round
Day of the National Wine and Cheese Day, the National
Thread the Needle Day.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
You mean definite things. It can mean actually thread the
meat needle.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
And whatever it is the whole country's supposed to be doing.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
We need to figure it out. Oh, we got three
days in this are saved up that'll be our categories
for outbursts. Get our first prize, back out and get
that winning and begin. And that's our plan always. First
thing in the morning, get up big shows on a radio,
Good morning, Got the Big Show on the radio. Got

(02:18):
a bull Snot prize pack, getting ready to play for
you know, truck drivers keep America moving and bulls not
make sure they look good doing it. To look for
bullsnott at truck stops across America, go to Brownox dot
com and win you at the Big Show dot Com.
Click on that bull Snot banner. Get all the info.
Got three dates in history where we get our categories.

(02:39):
Try to play out bursts with us. Listen up. Eighteen
seventy one, William Schneider invented the Merry Go Round, or.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
The Schneider go Around, as he tried to call it.
Right now, we're not doing that, so.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
That's why National Merry go Round all right. One year later,
eighteen seventy two, one of the most unusual rains in
history occurred as thousands of black worms rained from the
sky over a Bucharest, Romania.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
They don't really have a holiday for that or.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Black worms. You know how loved fish and finally was
on his day. In nineteen ninety nine, in Bath, England,
fragments of a man's false teeth were found in his windpipe,
eight years after he thought he lost him in a
traffic accident. Who Mike Russell That suffered severe breathing difficulties
for years until doctors finally found four front teeth still

(03:36):
attached to a dental plate wedged above the entrance to
his right laan yike. Well they were removed in ten
minutes and his breathing improved immediately.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
I would think, so yeah, that would help.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Well, there you go. There's our categories one eight hundred
big shows, your toll free line across America. We play
out birds next, Good Morning. That's a big show on

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the radio for you Tuesday and our video of the
day brought you by Nickel Store in rock Hill, South
Carolina in summertime outdoor Headquarter, The Man in Black meets
the Girl in Pink, Johnny Cash singing a Barbie song
a me It's.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Barbie Girl and the Spice Girls and Miley cyrus.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Wow, all right, it was absolutely free for you. He
got cards. You can't show it. Check it out when
you go to the big show dot com and right now,
let's get that winning again Upburst. Let's play Upburst.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
It's the game that anyone can win. John Boy and
Billy to give the prizes from the big.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Prize being Let's go he contested number one.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Upburst, haveing urry up and.

Speaker 6 (05:26):
Guess time you love the best time you.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Love a big shots. Let's say, hey John from Appomatosperginia,
we have shots. Good morning John, Good morning John, John

(05:49):
Boy and Billy. Yeah, that worked all right, brother. Well
we got five seconds on each category, so you got
a few half a words to spare. Let's that makes
any sense?

Speaker 7 (06:01):
No?

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (06:02):
John?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Are you ready? Yes, sir, let's go in five seconds.
Three amusement park rides Ready, go Merry Go round, roller coaster,
bumble carts. Yeah, sounth at Merry go round and make
you sick. Okay now, John, give us three things in
the sky ready.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
Go.

Speaker 8 (06:24):
Birds, clouds, airplanes.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Damp and for the wind. Don't be thinking about it.
Tayler was saying, this guy that had very small teeth
or very large lungs and four teeth were found and
his right one. Three things you can put in your
mouth ready go.

Speaker 6 (06:44):
Food, bubble gum, baked teeth.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
All right, yeah teeth. I had little chickens. He Hey, John,
good work, buddy, big old bullsnot prize pack one dollars?
Were the bulls not cleaning products? How did you up mappematics?

Speaker 6 (07:04):
Hey, that's outstanding.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
I was hoping for that one.

Speaker 6 (07:06):
I'm a first time caller.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
I'll ride dead Bunny ready for me? You go ahead?

Speaker 6 (07:11):
Great? Well.

Speaker 8 (07:12):
I was hoping I could give a shout out to
my wife, Shannon and my kids, Brooking Travis, but I
already slid it in there.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Hey Jeanne and Heybrook, ain't Travis. Here's your daddy's move.
Say the whole family could enjoy that.

Speaker 6 (07:24):
Now, Hey, I appreciate you guys.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
I enjoyed listening every morning.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
I appreciate you, and you was that John? Hang on,
what why we're gonna jump? I'd catch you up on
your news. I'm gonna get you rode in on a
top ten list.

Speaker 7 (07:45):
Mona's first thing this morning coming up?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
H M, good morning. It's a big showing the radio.

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Here's a bonus top.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Ten list, Today's Big Show Top ten list, The top
ten things Nobody has ever said before. All right, one
in our series. Number ten, an eight hundred number on
my caller ID, I better take this. It could be important.
Number nine, Yeah, the extended warranty they sold me a
best Buy really saved the day.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Number eight.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
When we get to Grandma's house, she can do the
software update for you, honey. Number seven. To me, Bitcoin
seem way more legit than a four oh one K.
Number six, my doctor says I'm getting too many colonoscopies.

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Number five. I sure wish Dolly Parton would think about
somebody besides herself sometimes. Number four, tell me more about
your fantasy football team. Number three, you know who you
never hear about anymore, Elon Musk. Number two, unpaid internship.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
You bet I'm interested.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
And the number one thing nobody has ever said, honey,
the Wi Fi's too fast again.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Good Tuesday morning make shows on the radio. Well, just
notice dand Higgins wandering around outside of the studio. And
I'm sure when he's getting ready he'll be sure that.

Speaker 9 (10:24):
I mean, don't mind if I do, John Boy, Billy Randy,
Jackie Tatter Andy formerly behind the Glass, and I want
to monitor Wess said.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Oh yeah, getting used to the new place.

Speaker 9 (10:37):
Just perusing the goods, checking out the merchandise, blouse, browsing
for lamar pedestrian.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Turn you a rascal? Stands?

Speaker 5 (10:45):
So?

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Uh? Any luck on the date and scene?

Speaker 10 (10:48):
Literally?

Speaker 9 (10:49):
In fact, they've been reduced to the long dreaded tradition
I've the blame date?

Speaker 10 (10:54):
What the blame date?

Speaker 9 (10:56):
The act of random assignations by friends and leved ones,
there's been, in a word, it problem.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Hey have you tried any of those dating apps?

Speaker 11 (11:06):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (11:07):
I tried a few. One was called Timber.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
I think you meander.

Speaker 9 (11:10):
No, it's Timber. It's for lady Lumberjacks. Another girl's online
profile said she had an infectious smile.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Oh, well, that's nice.

Speaker 10 (11:18):
Not really, she had cold source.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Oh got you. So, how's a blond dating coming along?

Speaker 9 (11:24):
Well, to be honest, I think my first experience sort
of set the tone for the dates to come. I
was at dinner with this pretty blonde. During the conversation,
she said, you know, I used to be a Christian.
I told her that it was fine, it didn't really
matter to me. She said, good, because I'm much more
comfortable as a Christine.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Ooh a lot of that going around.

Speaker 9 (11:45):
Yes, I got set up with a redhead, very cute.
The minute I sat down, she said, I've been with
three other men before meeting you. I said, wow, it's
only been twenty minutes.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
I don't think that's what she meant.

Speaker 9 (11:56):
Sadly, the information would have been helpful last week, and
some of them aren't very smart. I was hooked up
with a leggy brunette. She said, tell me about yourself.
What do you do for work? I said, oh, I'm
an optometrist. She said, great, I'm a glass half full
girl myself.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Well, I can't imagine brains are all that important to you.

Speaker 10 (12:17):
And now the rest of this story.

Speaker 9 (12:20):
I asked her what she did, and she reached under
the table and brought out a stuff to gopher. She says,
I'm a taxidermist. I said, oh, that's interesting, and then
the gopher says I'm also a ventriloquist.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Well that's a deal breaker right there.

Speaker 10 (12:34):
Tell me about it, home, skillet.

Speaker 9 (12:36):
I think if I've learned anything at all in all
of this, it's not to trust your friends. My pal
Larry set me up on a blain date. He said,
she's a lovely girl, but there's something you should know.
She's expecting a baby. I can't tell you that. I
felt like an idiot waiting in the restaurant wearing a
diaper and bannit.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Again. I don't think that's what she meant.

Speaker 9 (12:55):
I need to bring you on board, is my blain
dating consultant. But live and learn.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Oh what's that leaving word? Now?

Speaker 9 (13:02):
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to make another pass
through the Steno pool.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Next time you back this way.

Speaker 9 (13:08):
Don't forget happy, and I always do later theaters.

Speaker 8 (13:17):
Let me tell you how much I appreciate it. Then,
This is certainly a milestone. It ranks right up there
with the fact that I got a phone call prior
to the first Duke Carolina game from up in Norfolk, Virginia,
and this guy called and he said what he he said,
Coach Rizelle wants you to be on the radio with him,
Dabar And I I said what he said, Yeah, I
said left, He's got a radio show up here and
he wants you to be on. And so I was

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the night before Carolina played Duke for the first time.
So being with John Boy and Billy's program right up
there with being with coach Grazelle.

Speaker 6 (13:47):
Hi.

Speaker 8 (13:47):
This is what he Durham. I want to remind you
that you're listening to John Boy and Billy's Big Show.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
And good morning. It's a Mac showing the radio and

(14:30):
told you about our video of the day, the Man
in Black meets the Girl in Pink is Oh, Marga
pulled that up, so we played the audio right here
on the radio. Love how that worked. And this is
Johnny Cash. Is Johnny Cash. Listen to the Man in
Black Meeting the Girl in Pink.

Speaker 6 (14:49):
Hello, I'm not Johnny Cash.

Speaker 11 (14:57):
I'm a party girl and a Arby World life and plaster.

Speaker 6 (15:04):
It's fantastic.

Speaker 11 (15:05):
You can brush my hair unpressed me everywhere.

Speaker 12 (15:14):
Oh come on, Barbie, let's go party because I'm in
a Carby World fie girl.

Speaker 11 (15:21):
If you want to be my lover, I'm gonna get
with my friend. Make it less forever. Friendship never ends
up of my hands off the playing my song of
the Butterflies fly Away. Yeah, yeah, Yeah, it's a party

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in the US.

Speaker 13 (15:43):
Say this is what you guys call music, Well, I'll
be damn.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
We've done pretty good. Not our call.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Hang it on?

Speaker 11 (16:09):
Well, if they free me from this AI, if my
voice was only mine, I bet I'd move it on
a little farther down the line, far from Barbie World.

Speaker 6 (16:22):
That's where I want to stay.

Speaker 11 (16:28):
Oh come on, Barbie, let's go party and take my blues.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Oh wait, a false Johnny Cash playing with a doll
crazy look, Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up.
We played john Boy Jeopardy. We go do we get
a winner in the winter against a hat, T shirt,

(16:53):
tumbler and a twenty five dollars gas card from law
Tigers and ride. Now you can win the of a
livetime to the eighty third Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, styling
and Sturges. Let's go to Big Show dot com click
on the low Tigers manor get all the wonderful details
and stuff that you can win. All right, we'll play

(17:14):
for that in minutes. Where right now from the desk
of Taylor Taman News is what to watch. Here's Marcy
Taylor Moran him up.

Speaker 14 (17:25):
Barbiere Bby Weekend Box Office Recap. The Big Barbieheimer weekend
happened this past weekend.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
It sounds like something you'd give somebody that choking to death.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
Barbie Heimer. Barbie howver, it's the top story, it's everywhere.
There's pink everywhere.

Speaker 14 (17:42):
The Barbie movie finished in first place, earning one hundred
and fifty five million dollars, with Oppenheimer a fairly distant second,
earning eighty million dogs.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
You know, that's the three hour one with the guy
building the atomic bomb. I got to figure looking at
Margot Robbie just as Barbie for two hours. This is
probably a little more appealing to most people's hour.

Speaker 14 (18:05):
Third place went to Sound of Freedom this weekend. Mission
Impossible came in fourth, and Indiana Jones routed out the
top five. Opening in theaters this weekend Disney's The Haunted Mansion.
This is the second time the Disney ride has been
turned into a movie.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Started out as a ride, Yeah, yeah, did it backwards?

Speaker 3 (18:27):
The crazy.

Speaker 14 (18:28):
The new version stars Owen Wilson, that's right, Jamie Lee,
Curtis Rosario, Dawson Why a Rider, and Danny Defeedo.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Hey, do your Owen Wilson again?

Speaker 4 (18:39):
That's crazy?

Speaker 2 (18:43):
You know what you said sixty yesterday and I don't
think we had, and.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
I'm actually kind of glad we didn't, as it turned
out all right.

Speaker 14 (18:56):
Moving along to the streaming pics this week, on one
of the top Oridge Mills on Netflix, is a new
movie comedy called They Cloned Tyrone the John Boyega from
Star Wars and Jamie Foxx. Yeah, Jim Gaffkin and Mike
Brobiglia have new Netflix stand up comedy specials.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
You can check those out.

Speaker 14 (19:16):
Disney Plus has a new Marvel series called Secret Invasion,
and it's about a race of shape shifting aliens. They
can take on anybody's identity and they do it.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
And it's Samuel L.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Jackson as Nick Fury. He's basically the star of this
is the first time he's ever done a TV series.

Speaker 14 (19:32):
And just for you, John Boy Justified is back with
a new season on FX. Timothy Olephant, Oliphants Marshall, Raylan
Gibvens trades Harlan Kentucky for a new storyline set in
Believe It or Not, Florida and Detroit, Michigan, Troit.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
And that's a wrap for what to watch.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Should work, Thank you very much. Well, let's get us
and one. Let's play John Boy. Jeopardy review yesterday's question.
We found out that this popular toy enjoyed nearly eighty
years of success, also credited with having the longest running
advertising jingle in marketing history.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
It's slinky. It's slinky, clanky clanky.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
All right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Well, this is embarrassing.
This great white shark's body part typically only weighs in
at about thirty four grams or one point two ounces.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
I think it's that thing in his stomach that digests
the license plates.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
You're just retaining that from Jaws. What y'all got? One
eight hundred Big Show? You told free line across America.
We played John boyd Jeopardy. Next go Tuesday morning. Big

(21:12):
Show is own a radio a video of the day
where you heard the song a little bit ago see
you with your eyes The man in black meets a
girl in pink at the Big Show dot Com. And
right now let's play Yes Live coff A Myrickiets.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
And now your host. He's never digested a license plate
like the sharking Jaws, but we have no doubt he
could if he wanted to.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
He is jomping on and again, thank you. Let's say Hey,
Lana out of Warner Robins, Georgia. Good morning, Lona Mornal.
All right, baby, come on in here, hot, you got
the first shot at it. You can grab this prize
pack if you can tell us about the great white
shark's body part that weighs in at one point two

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ounces his brain. Oh you're going with his brain? You
are right about that.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
A person.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
So let's put that in perspective talking about the movie Jaws.
If you open up the Collector's edition of Jaws threw
away all of the packaging, the two DVD disc would
weigh more than the brain of a great white shark.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Yeah, well, now we're just piling on.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
He's got them some teeth, right LINEA good work. You
got the hat, T shirt, tunder and twenty five dollars
gas card from Law Tigers and ride now all right, right,
maybe you hang on with Jaggie. Okay, quatim of the hour,

(23:04):
top of your news. Right then there rigging Bee loose
for a good old tune. Then the lady's round up
a dumb crooked news. Good Tuesday morning. There's a big

(23:51):
show on the radio. I'm riding, little Man's singing.

Speaker 15 (24:03):
I remember in the old days when America was great,
Wages were high, unemployment was long, we had gas and
places to go.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
The border was secure and the shelves were stuck.

Speaker 15 (24:23):
The middle class was right in high. But something went
rolled on election day. Now we're stuck with some stupid guy. Yeah,
the country's being run by a guy with no brain,
and we're starting to go down the drain. I'm surprised

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he can't remember his name.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
How he got there? No one can really explain.

Speaker 15 (25:05):
After one year in the driver's seat, nothing was going well.
In just twelve months as PRESI and everything is gone
to hell. But any one million people believe.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
That this would all turn out swell?

Speaker 15 (25:27):
You see, the country's being run by a guy with
no brain, and everyone's.

Speaker 6 (25:32):
Feeling the pain.

Speaker 15 (25:35):
He talks like he's had novercain nose, dead eyes proved
that he's clearly insane.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Party much.

Speaker 6 (26:05):
After four years?

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Where will we all be? It scares the crap.

Speaker 6 (26:11):
Out of me.

Speaker 15 (26:13):
The cities are crumbling in the criminal stride. What a
weird time to be up by his fingers on the
button and his heads up.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
His ass, and the press just gives him a pass.

Speaker 15 (26:29):
Everything that's happened is really so sad, just because the
Orange Man battle. But now the country's being done by.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
A guy with no brain. How can we get off
of this train?

Speaker 15 (26:44):
I might need to start using cocaine or move my
ass over to the Ungrain.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Good morning, that's a big shaw on the radio for
your Tuesday. Ju Lie the twenty and fifth, It's time
for dumb crooked news, dumb coach stories glean from newspapers,
wire services where y'all get them. Moment Internet sending by you.
The address will follow this report. Iowa State University student

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who told a girl that he would take a bullet
for her was arrested for doing just that. When these
say the student talked to a friend of his into
staging a fake mugging and shooting him with a forty
five caliber derringer to impress the girl. Well, the student
was shot in the shoulder with a four to ten

(28:22):
caliber hollow point deer slug which narrowly missed his lung
and left several bullet fragments that had to be surgically removed.
Ever heard of a twenty two lad. The men were
charged with as salt, reckless use of a firearm, and
filing a false police report. No word on whether it
got a date. Two Raleigh, North Carolina men pleaded guilty

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to a convenience store robbery. They were caught when their
getaway plan hit a slight snag. The men were supposed
to meet a nineteen year old accomplice and his girlfriend
back in the getaway car after the robbery. When the
robbers arrived, they found the couple inside the car with
the doors locked, engaged in a bit of let's call
it romantic activity. Oh. The thieves were forced to wait

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until the couple finished before they could get in the car,
and by that time several winnesses had noticed the two
men pacing and yelling at the couples.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Open the door, you didiot.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
A holly Hill Floorida man walked up to a car
stopped at a phone booth and attempted to buy twenty
dollars worth of crack cocaine. The man leaned into the
window and warned the car's driver to be discrete because
there were a lot of cops in the area. But
when he got in the car and the two drove
around the corner, after the man handed the driver two
ten dollar bills, he noticed the T shirt the driver

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was wearing, which was blue with the word police in
bright yellow block letters. You would do a sheriff's apartment,
he asked. Nope, replied the cop. Holly Hill Police. That's
the man. Yep, replied the officer who says a man
just smiled shook his head as he drove him to
the police station. That's the investigators in Jacksonville, Florida arrested

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two brothers who they say talked to local dentists into
letting them chop off his finger in an insurance scam.
After agreeing with the scheme, the dentists began having second
thoughts were too late. The brothers chopped off his finger anyway.
Don't take back. Unable to continue practicing dentistry, the doctor

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collected over a million dollars from his insurance company, of
which he gave the brothers forty five thousand dollars. When
they came back later demanded another half million, The doctor
alerted the FBI. Left A marriage counseling session at a

(30:58):
church in Fresno, Californi, Cornia ended unsuccessfully after the couple
got into an argument that turned into a gunfight.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
That would be a red flag.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
The husband showed up late for the session with a
beer in one hand and a gun in the other,
and shot his wife as she tried to walk out
of the meeting. Woo when the wife pulled a pistol
from her perse and returned fire, wounding her husband in
the shoulder. The gun battle continued outside the church until
the man finally ran out of bullets. Then the Reverend

(31:29):
Bud Searcy, who runs a counseling program, said it's a
good thing he had been drinking. He was allusy shot,
I think I had that my church blue person. Three
armed Mexican police officers surrounded a car and demanded money
from the people inside. One of those people turned out
to be the oldest son of the president of Mexico,

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where the crooked cops discovered their mistake moments later when
another car containing presidential bodyguards stopped overpowered them. That idea nih.
A prosecutor in Belgium was admiring a jacket worn by
a defendant in the courtroom when he suddenly realized why

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it seemed so familiar. It was identical to a jacket
that had been stolen from the prosecutor's home in a
recent robbery. The defendant claimed he had bought the jacket
in Paris. Of authorities examined the label and confirmed there
was a prosecutors missing jacket. Joe, you know, they had
a Dillard's and finally Sheriff's deputy is staking out a

(32:38):
drug house in Callawai, Florida, watched four men leave the
house and drive off in a rental car. When they
stopped the car to question them in, they were surprised
to find all four of them covered in white powder.
When the cops say the suspects had hidden a bag
of cocaine in the car's air conditioning vents, a fan
blade inside the air conditioner apparently slice the bag open

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and dusted its contents all over the car's occupants, who
were rested. Have you got dumb croaked news? Mail to
dumb croake News, John Boyd and Billy pe All Box
one nine one one one. Charlotte didn't see two eight
two sevens. We love you, We mean it. I love

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this good morning Big shows on the radio. Girls, he'll
get up about it. I wanted no dog. We had
to take care of obamaself. I loved it.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
I know what she did.

Speaker 16 (33:44):
Oh, look, got her coming over here.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
She knows we're talking about it.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
You know. I brought her to work the very first,
you know, after the weekend. You remember that.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Yeah, it was like a Thursday. She told you to
get it. You complained about it.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
On Friday, Saturday, we saw you at a remote. You're like,
I love this, dumb.

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Jesus.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
The girls right down did something funny?

Speaker 9 (34:02):
Did not?

Speaker 17 (34:03):
Some figure everywhere?

Speaker 2 (34:05):
That's what I say. So she's going with me everywhere
because she has been for eleven years now.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
But you might have to reclaim the bed and.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Oh yeah yeah. When I got back to barl be
in the bedroom, crowd ladder, wish you come in the
bedroom to let her.

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In her idea.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Come on, I don't think.

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We've been introduced.

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You are, Yeah, so anyway, yeah, so if you think
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Everybody's gonna have to kind of luck out in the
middle of the.

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Street like that.

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Stuff I want to hear some I know, it's so cool.

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You know why adults don't lose sleep over a scary
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A bell ring? That Pavlov dude.

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Do everything we tell teenagers to act their age. When
they do something a teenager wed do, we tell them
to grow up. And teaching abstinence in a sex education
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Ups will like leave a twelve hundred dollars computer on
your porch and not even ring the doorbell, but Papa
John makes you come to the door and sign a
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Speaker 19 (44:05):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
A local woman in Greenville County was cleaning up around
the Washington Heights area found what authorities believe was a
severed human. We we and a here's another Bobby thing.
You know, I was afraid of this when the Bobby
thing happened in all the press.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
Fad yeah, fads so hula hoop.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Yeah, she finds like a severed you know, we were
in a peanut butter jar.

Speaker 10 (44:46):
Oh, this sounds like an industrial accident.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
There's some worker who's so.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
He doesn't even realized he lost him.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
Remember to talk about the pickle slicer.

Speaker 10 (44:59):
Yeah, they fire both of us.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Peanut butter like that. You don't eat all the one time,
was it?

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Peter Pan.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Lieutenant Sam Simmons motioned for the Greenville County Sheriff's office said,
we get from the lab. Yeah, now, how many of
you have handled this? All right? Very tough for me
and the boys at the lab.

Speaker 10 (45:35):
Your prince, I mean, let's get the chalk outline.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Guy, this should be good. Somebody tiger out somebody called
big Tracy.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Ah wait now he said, we don't have any fairies
about it right now. The woman found these suspected organ. Wow,
suspected organ. Yes, she was working. Noticed something she knows,
a court size jar, kind of happier size jar. Yeah.

(46:12):
Notice committed the symbol the court size jar.

Speaker 10 (46:19):
This guy's supremely unhappy.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
She noticed something suspicious in it.

Speaker 19 (46:26):
I guess that's not what you expected, finding a court
sized jar style, but.

Speaker 13 (46:33):
I look at that.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Anyway. They took the suspected organ to agree with a
morl hospital. It was examined by a pathologist who said,
that's what you know.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
You know what the thing is on the North Carolina statutes.

Speaker 19 (46:46):
You know they advertising the paper for a month and
if there's nobody that comes to claim it, she gets
to keep it.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
This was a good part of that. Why does everything
remind me, Andy Grass? We all do.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
All right, we'll win, all right, three o'clock one week
from today.

Speaker 19 (47:08):
Uh, but you got a lot of guys coming to
claim it.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Though pathologist was not able to estimate to win or
how long it had been in the jar. A piece
of paper which was secured on the object with a
rubber band suicide note.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
He left the guys.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
See that shows you that it does think you can't
this guy.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
This guy, women sucks.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
I'm out here and it killed itself.

Speaker 19 (47:35):
The peanut butter coaching machine with a suicide note wrapped
around it.

Speaker 7 (47:42):
It can't take it.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
So this guy's choice, the woman is killing me. I'm living,
I'm done, I'm done.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
What did the notes say?

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Well, it had some type of uh illegible writing on it.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Well, like I said, be a little hard for it
to write. It can think, okay, but as we all know,
it just can't help you.

Speaker 18 (48:03):
Right.

Speaker 19 (48:05):
You can type about fifteen words a minute. We'll train one.
But it's the handwriting snow.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Yeah, well, I can't grip the.

Speaker 19 (48:15):
Pen, no thumb, no opposing digit. Everybody's imagining it trying
to write. Now, there's somebow there, go home. Min can
write real well, yea, and the snow doesn't count. We
can take the snow doesn't get.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
The bad news is it's Hillary's handwriting. We've linked them up.
These are lego jokes. We just keep putting one on
top of the other. The Sheriff's office has not received
any calls relating to the fine and is in storage storage?

Speaker 13 (49:04):
What's it's?

Speaker 2 (49:05):
What's in the police station refrigerator every time? Guy who
run fris can you get.

Speaker 10 (49:11):
Now?

Speaker 3 (49:13):
It's down at the mark. They have this little tiny
drawer the like.

Speaker 8 (49:22):
You know.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
I'm told them when they built this market this to
come in some day, be handy. I told him it
would happened sooner or later.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Yeah, John Boy and Dilly.

Speaker 13 (49:35):
Stopid you're talking crazy morning.

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Radio dumb right, Good morning, Annisa Bash on the radio.

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We're about twenty minutes away. Mall things college sports with
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Speaker 3 (50:25):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode, Ricky
b and the Heartbreaker. As our story opens, Ricky B.
Sharp is covering a midday shift at Pizza Runt Number fifteen.

Speaker 10 (50:40):
Howdy, missy, welcome to Pizza Rudd. Can I take your order?

Speaker 11 (50:43):
Sure?

Speaker 17 (50:44):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (50:45):
Is there a guy named Ricky that works here?

Speaker 10 (50:47):
You're talking to him?

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Ricky B.

Speaker 10 (50:49):
Sharp, Dothing's most loved fast food mascot.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
No, this was a younger guy.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Away, younger guy damn.

Speaker 10 (50:59):
Uh yeah, you're probably talking about my son, Ricky E. Sharp. Say,
uh is your name Lindy?

Speaker 9 (51:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (51:07):
How'd you know?

Speaker 9 (51:08):
I got your picture on my phone here? See had
Ricky E send it to me? Why so i'd know
if you ever had the nerve to show up here again.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
Excuse me?

Speaker 9 (51:18):
You came sataing in here last week looking for some
poor dumb slab to buy you lunch. You got all
flirty with my boy while he was serving you. Next
thing you know, he was picking up your bill. So
so so when you was walking out, he took a
selfie with you and asked you for a date. But
instead of being polite, you rolled them big blue eyes

(51:40):
of yours and said, yeah right, so you were flirting
with him just to get a free lunch. Well, let
me tell you something, barbie girl, I have a seat.
This is gonna take a minute. You broke that boy's heart.
He's so that god depressed he quick coming to work,
I predicted. I'm out to cover his that gum shifts

(52:01):
while he pulls hisself together. You're just a low down,
dirty heartbreaker. But hey, I haven't seen glimmer gals like
you play that game all my life. You expect every
man in the world about that at your feet because
you're so pretty well pretty ain't but skin deep.

Speaker 10 (52:19):
Your heart is blacker than a total eclipse at midnife.

Speaker 9 (52:23):
So take your big blue eyes and your tight yoga
pants and don't get your pizza somewheres else, because frankly,
I don't want your business.

Speaker 10 (52:32):
Now, what do you got to say about that?

Speaker 4 (52:34):
So you really think I'm pretty set of it?

Speaker 3 (52:43):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse, but the.

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Top two buttons, so I intended to give you a fifty.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Tune in again. Next time we'll hear the crusty old
lady at the yoga pants story say.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Yeah, all right,
we talk about them Pringles Stator chips.

Speaker 12 (53:05):
You know.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
The guy who invented that packaging was Frederick J.

Speaker 6 (53:09):
Bauer.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
When he died in eight his children followed his wishes
and buried his remains inside of a Pringles can original flavor.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
Of course, maybe they cremated it, or or maybe he's
a really big can.

Speaker 14 (53:27):
You know.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
All right, all right, we're down what that Pringle said.
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ACC Network ESPN. He is Mark Packer. Good morning, pack.

Speaker 20 (55:48):
Good morning john Boy, Billy and crew. And it's going
to be a big week right here in our backyard
Johnny in Charlotte, North Carolina, because the ACC Football kickoff
begins today for the next three days.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
First time ever the.

Speaker 20 (56:02):
ACC Football has a three day football media day, So Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,
we'll be on the air for nine hours a matter
of factur Or just got on the air well, And
so it's gonna be a busy. It's gonna be fun
talking all the coaches, all the players and all that stuff.
And like we've talked about in the last couple of weeks,
it is talking season started with the Big twelve. The

(56:22):
SEC did their dogging pony last week, and of course
you got the ACC going this week. So it's right
around the corner from kickoff for about five weeks away.
But the next three days would be really really a
lot of.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
Fun, that is me so pat They're gonna be talking
about weather and some teams are gonna leave you know
that kind of quite a down of of course, you know,
you got your hair to Yeah, Johnny.

Speaker 20 (56:44):
You know when we had the ACC Spring meetings in
the Millie Island back in May, that was a hot
topic and everybody was talking about revenue distribution and the
big the Big ten and the SEC have done such
a great job with their media partners and generate so
much money. How's the ACC going to get caught up
and all that stuff, And there was talked about, hey,
maybe we're gonna do a different kind of breakdown on

(57:06):
all that was the hot topic back in May. I
think the next three days will really be a concentration
of football, football, football. There'll be something I'm sure some
sprinkling of, you know, maybe expansion down the road and
all that stuff and what's going to happen with the
grant media rights, But really everything has kind of been
said amongst the power brokers and the commissioner and all

(57:27):
that stuff. And again I'm not telling you to dismiss everything,
because expansion is always a topic for everybody at all times.
But really, the next three days from an ACC perspective,
will really be concentrating all on football, and there's some
really really cool storylines. I mean, you start talking about
Drake May, guy from right here in our backyard at show.
It's going to be a preseason Heisman favorite. Did a

(57:48):
great job as the quarterback at North Carolina. Jordan Travis
is back at Florida State. He will be in the
conversation as far as the Heisman goes. There's been all
kinds of hype about Florida State.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Are they back?

Speaker 20 (58:00):
A lot of these preseason polls in magazine Jered have
the Noles in the top five, certainly the top ten.
They open up with LSU, which will be a great game.
That game will be played in Orlando. There'll be a
lot of talk about Clemson Garrett Riley's the new offensive coordinator,
where the Tigers offense get jumped started again and if so,
Man the Tigers is certainly going to be a nominated
factor within the ACC, but also the College Football Playoff

(58:23):
as well. So there's all kinds of cool storylines. But
I really do think the next three days are all
about football.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
As far as the ACC goes, good deal, We'll take that.

Speaker 21 (58:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 20 (58:33):
And again, you know this year be a little different too, Johnny,
because there's no divisions. I mean, in the past, who've
had the Atlantic and the Coastal, So whoever won the
Atlantic where won to Coastal. Hey, we'll hook up the
first weekend in Charlotte. Now it's just the best two teams,
so you know, so that's a little bit different. Again
a couple of years ago when we went through COVID
and the world was upside down, that's the year Notre

(58:54):
Dame joined the ACC for football. For one year we
had Clemson and Notre Dame as the two team teams
that made it to Charlotte. So moving forward, beginning as
we speak, as far as ACC football goes no divisions
and so hey, the two best teams are going to
hook up in Charlotte to play for a championship. I
since Clemson and Florida State, it will be the two

(59:14):
teams that will get the most love from the media
as far as being those two teams. But could somebody
else bust into the party, And there's no doubt I
mentioned North Carolina, Drake May I think a team like
Louisville could be your sleeper pick in the ACC. The
reason I say it, they don't play Florida State, they
don't play Clemson, they don't play North Carolina. And again,
all you have to do is be one of the

(59:35):
two top teams to get to Charlotte. And if you're
tell me your schedule doesn't see Clemson, Florida State or
North Carolina, to me, that tells me you got a
head start as far as the schedule goes. So if
you're looking for sleeper, somebody maybe breakthrough and kind of
fly underneath the radar. Maybe Louisville is the answer to
your question as far as the ac se goes.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
All right, but it was soaking all up back game.
Wait the next week. Say what you think? Yeah, I
look a little close on my heels. I hope that
may boy, I hope we got it. He's good, No good?

Speaker 7 (01:00:06):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 20 (01:00:07):
And you know that whole family, Johnny, that whole family
has had some amazing DNA when it comes to North Carolina.
By the way, real quick again, I know we got
football on the brain. But two things, real quick. It
was just announced yesterday, and I love announcements like this.
I know we got football on the brain, and it's
four or five weeks away from getting started. But North

(01:00:28):
Carolina and Kansas in basketball men's basketball just announced yesterday
a home and home series and for the twenty four
dash twenty five season, North Carolina will go out to
Rock Chalk Jayhawk to wear the fog and when I
think is the best home court advantage in college hoops,
North Carolina at Kansas. In the following year, Kansas will

(01:00:50):
come to Chapel Hill for the first time ever. So
you talk about some ultimate blue bloods and some great
environments will be the Smith Center or field House down
at Allen's field House. North Carolina and Kansas getting together
on the hoops, which is really nice. And one more thing,
I'm still trying to investigate this. I know the SEC
has got a great football league. It's to me it's

(01:01:10):
the standard by which everybody measures themselves. But that SEC
Media days last week, their media Johnny, there were eight people,
eight people who voted that Vanderbilt. Vanderbilt was going to
win the SEC East. That's the same division that has
the University of Georgia, and all Georgia's done is win

(01:01:31):
the last two national championships. So there were eight people
walking around in some come and do state that said, no, man,
I'm picking Vandy to not only win the East, but
five of them picked Vanderbilt to win the entire conference.
I mean, not Bama, not LSU, not Georgia.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
No Bandy.

Speaker 20 (01:01:49):
So I don't know what's going on with the SEC mediadays.
I'm sensing there will be a little bit more sanity
when it comes to the ACC and the vote.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
But we'll see where it goes.

Speaker 20 (01:01:58):
But I do expect Clemson and Ford State, in one
combination or another, to be the two top teams that
are picked by the media. But again, we're gonna kick
this thing off in about four or five weeks and
find out what the real deal is.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
Well, keep out on that Aliments County Business School, the
fighting accountants, they might be some boy back. Find them
name full, bet with them boys. I don't know what's
going on with that, John.

Speaker 20 (01:02:21):
I'm gonna stick to those peanuts you're selling before this
sponsorship board, That's what I'm just gonna stick with the
peanuts and watch football.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Let the other it gets take care of that stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:02:30):
I have no idea what's going on.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
We'll be watching on TV and covering the ACC days.
Pack you got it. We'll talk to you next week.
All right, buddy, There goes Mark Packer on the ac
C network. God, Dan, well, let's play this worthy word
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Will just like turn candy in space.

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During the break, all right. So yeah, well we'll make
it work. We gotta get test. Let's do it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
Everybody's head about the bed, the.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Wordy where they're no worthy word. Let's meet our contestants.
They are buddies, all right. I told you friends, lovers, buddies.
It all works out. Marshall and Scott. We got Marshall
from Conway, South Carolina. Good morning, Marshall, Hey, good morning,
John Boy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
What's happening?

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
What you are and your buddy Scott is in the
little River, South Carolina? Good morning Scott. Hello, Hello, Oh
y'all were all good boys, plaid y'all making in here
very special teams today. So Scott, you were on team
Billy and Tayter. All right, all right, Marshall, you are

(01:04:55):
on my team? Oh man, if we click, we go, yeah,
me you for two rounds.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Oh.

Speaker 20 (01:05:03):
I like Billy, but we gonna get it. I thought
I was gonna be on John Boy Billy the brains.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
How this is gonna play out? Well, I tell you what.
I tell you what, Marshall. I will put you on
Billy and Tator's team, and I'll take Scott and we
will beat you. Boy. I'm like Michael Jordan, Man, I
don't find a reason to whoop. Be bad man. I

(01:05:31):
know how to make one up. You won't be on
my team. We're going No, No, I'm good, okay, never mind?
All right, So me and Marshall, Me and Marshall for
the first thirty seconds. All right, let's do it. Start
the clock now. If your driveway is not paved, you
might have rock on it. It's called what h yeah,

(01:05:53):
uh huh rhymes with it. Take a trip, why don't
you travel? Yeah, all right, not rhyming. This is the
wing place where the girls wearing little peters. Yes, all right,
Tayter does wonderful these of different people like John Wayne's Yes.

Speaker 6 (01:06:12):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
Knights do this with a long stick on horseback back
in the hour.

Speaker 6 (01:06:17):
Yeah, uh huh.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
All right, and good work, Marshall put a five on
the board. I don't know you and Billy could have
probably done better. I think we did all right. Good
And now Scott and Marcy will go for round one here.
All right, Scott, are you ready? I am ready? Okay,
brand new word and go all right.

Speaker 14 (01:06:40):
This is what you call when you do this to doe,
you're like you're punching it your your lead, Yes, rhymes
with it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
Go you go real fast. You break the read, yes,
rhymes with it. You cut yourself and you.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
Rhymes with it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
This is what you plant. It's just a little one.
That's yes, sir, rhys. This is but blank to your house.
It's the pain, the paper, the paper, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
The the easy yes.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
See all right, let's say well, y'all put a five
on the board to tie it up as five to five.

Speaker 22 (01:07:18):
All right, So marshall, of course, if everything rhymes, you know,
I guess yeah, Well let's you can't count on that,
so uh you try to concentrate on what I'm putting
in your head.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
All right, let's do it, all right, this is it? Okay? Ready,
still rhyming. Go give me some liquor. I blank a drink?
I need, yeah need. The rhymes with it. The blank
store where you go get your plants and food, Yes,
uh huh rhymes with it. Get these out of your
garden rhymes with it. There's it's not grass as what

(01:07:54):
it's uh weed? Yes, all right, you breathe. You have
two of these and you breathe in and out in
your body, yes, uh huh.

Speaker 23 (01:08:05):
Snow down the mountain, okay, but a four on that
five a total of nine a ride.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
You're much more dramatic when you're working alone.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
So what we got here is Billy and Scott. So
y'all need four to tie and five will win. All right,
you ready, Scott, I'm ready and go.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
When a wall of snow comes down the mountain, it's
a what there you go you might. You go up
this it's a gentle incline, and you drive your car
up a.

Speaker 11 (01:08:45):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
No, it's like in a parking deck.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
You drive up the Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
The Blank House is a great place to get breakfast
any time of the day or night.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
The Wahlehouse.

Speaker 11 (01:08:57):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
Let me see you wear this on your head when
you're a king or a queen.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
Crown with the crown you had four you tied it up.
We go to overtime. Alrighty, all right, Marsha. If you'd
done a little better, we might have been celebrating the
big river. I hear you, I hear you. Well, that's

(01:09:24):
all right, So we got thirty extra seconds. Let's see
what we can do. Buddy mar with him for years,
and you do get used to that. Yeah, exactly, A right, okay, marshall,
me and you for thirty seconds. Ready go. This is
the color of the ups truck brown. Yeah, rhymes with it.

(01:09:45):
Let's go down town.

Speaker 10 (01:09:47):
Yeah all right.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
This is a haircut. Guys used to wear business in
the front, party in the back. Also a fish, a mullet.

Speaker 11 (01:09:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
This is a shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
A girl wears a shirt.

Speaker 3 (01:09:59):
It is a.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
Fancy shirt. A girl. No, no, no name for a
fancy shirt, just a shirt and a girl. Yes, well,
why aren't you chew this and blow? Okay, all right,
good word, marsh you'll put a four on the board.
So all right, my friend, all right, since we got

(01:10:22):
the battle of the buddies here, Scott, I'm gonna let
you choose. Would you like Billy or Tater for your
thirty second overtime? We'll just stick with that's the rotation
with Tatter. All right, you need four to fourced double overtime?
Five will win? Ready?

Speaker 10 (01:10:39):
Go all right?

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
Yeah, it's a it's a it's a you blow, yeah,
bazookahs one?

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
You chew him?

Speaker 22 (01:10:47):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
Yes, all right.

Speaker 14 (01:10:49):
This has a basket and you go, you go up
into the sky in it. Yes, sir, you just where
you go and food is lined up and you pick
what you want.

Speaker 22 (01:11:01):
Ye.

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
Hot lava comes out of this, it explodes. Yeah, this
is on a ship. This is what holds the sales.

Speaker 10 (01:11:09):
It's the what.

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
Oh wins Battle of the Bunnings. That was a good one.
Scott wins by one? Well less, that's the lawyer eating.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
That's the lawyer.

Speaker 15 (01:11:36):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
That explains a lot man. Yeah, so Scott, you got
the Battle of the buddies. Marshall, lissen Man, you can
play again anytime. So I make sure Jackie puts on
village team and you remind me we can use that
next time. Hey, we press y'all boys playing. Appreciate you listened.

(01:12:02):
We enjoyed it. A good morning to big showing the radio. Oh,
Scott wins. Yes, Marshall still trying to negotiate a win
by two. I'm sorry, gonna get lawyers into our classic
bit request for the morning, Eric Watson. Eric says, any

(01:12:24):
of the classic married Man episodes. They've got a good
fair coming up next. Good morning, there's a big show

(01:12:56):
on the radio. Classic bit request, Eric w I'm sorry,
how to do it asan air closs married man? Here
we go, my read man.

Speaker 5 (01:13:12):
My ried man drives around in a minivan, has no
sing life. I'll let him do what she says, it's
about timing groove. Well, well there's a screwl you'll find.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
The married man last time married Man. College Buddy and
the strange new ally drinking Buddy bribe their way into
the Brushywood Nuclear Station with a six pack, attempting to
gain super powers by exposing themselves to radiation. Did we
mention that drinking buddy volunteered to go fire?

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
I told you this was a stupid idea.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
Okay, Homer, you're the nuclear expert here. What should we do?

Speaker 11 (01:13:53):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
I don't have time to check the manual, but I
say run for your life might work. Wow, we've got
to find somewhere to control this giant freak.

Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
Think man, think, No, No, that's run, man, run.

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
Isn't there anything else we can do?

Speaker 21 (01:14:06):
Sure?

Speaker 16 (01:14:06):
How about screaming like a woman while we run?

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
Homer?

Speaker 21 (01:14:08):
No, no, it's easy.

Speaker 10 (01:14:09):
Hero, show you.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
He's getting closer. We better do something quick.

Speaker 3 (01:14:18):
Excuse me just a second, Fellas. Hello, Hi, honey. No,
we're still at the nuclear plant trying to give ourselves superpowers. Actually, no,
it's not going very well. We irradiated drinking buddy and
he turned into this ten foot tall, thousand pound freak.
What's that? Yes, he's still a drunk. What well, I
guess that might work. Listen, Honey, I'm gonna have to

(01:14:40):
tell you about it's time for us to run for
our lives again. Okay, honey, by got you kind of
a short leashe shut up, Homer, give me one of
your beers.

Speaker 21 (01:14:48):
Nothing doing you, thicky pot liquor. That drunken cube ball
with the bed rug already turned my thick back into
a five pack.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
Yeah, but now he's a giant Cuba with a half
ton fists and razor sharp fangs. Now give him the
oh right now, the Indian givers.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
Okay, I'm gonna roll this beer into the reactor room
when he goes after it. College buddy, you shut the door,
and Homer, you crank up the juice.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
You really think this will work.

Speaker 3 (01:15:11):
You got a better idea, so we're definitely not doing
this screaming like a woman thing. Homer. Okay, okay, roll it.
Curly married man rolls the bear and of the reactor room. Okay,
college buddy, Now Homer, go uh git.

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
A second here.

Speaker 21 (01:15:28):
Let me see desperate attempt to reverse the dangerous radioactive mutation.
Thirty to forty five seconds.

Speaker 10 (01:15:34):
Ok you don't.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
Nukes, don't fail me. Now we don't have much time.
He's gonna punch right through that door.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
If this works, we'll only need a few more seconds.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
Mutant's done.

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
Okay, I'm gonna open the door. If I close it,
stand by to szap him.

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
Again.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
Well did it work? Hey, big guy who left the
beer in here? Drinking buddy? Are you all right?

Speaker 2 (01:15:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (01:15:58):
I feel fine, big guy? Oh hey, can anybody get
a beer in here? Or just certain papers hut in
here with all the microwaves vancing around.

Speaker 6 (01:16:10):
Two of them?

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
No, we've changed him from the incredible hump into drinking buddies.

Speaker 17 (01:16:17):
Hey, guys, we like you.

Speaker 6 (01:16:18):
You like us?

Speaker 10 (01:16:19):
Yeah, we like you, you like us?

Speaker 8 (01:16:22):
What the what the.

Speaker 3 (01:16:27):
All a double man twins drinking about eight times two?
How will our heroes get out of this? You and
again next time? When we'll hear the drinking buddies say?

Speaker 17 (01:16:36):
You know, I never knew it before, but I'm a
right good looking fellow. Hey, am I hitting on me?

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
You don't mess on? Next spink Tightening Adventure, same married time,
same married channel.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
You'll find them married None. Good Morning's about to wrap

(01:17:20):
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and this is perfect So this is really say, this

(01:17:41):
is artificial intelligent Johnny Cash.

Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
It's basically somebody has trained an artificial intelligence computer engine,
if you will, to sound just like It analyzes Johnny
Cash's voice and it sounds exactly like you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
I bought that. Well, here he is in several songs
and this medley.

Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
Yeah, it a gonna get Johnny Cash. And then the
one in the middle is the Spice Girls want to
be their big hit, all right, and then Miley Cyrus
party in the USA.

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
Ah right, so you follow along.

Speaker 11 (01:18:10):
I roll up, Hello, I'm not Johnny Cash, and I'm
a party girl in a party world.

Speaker 6 (01:18:24):
Life and Blaster. It's fantastic.

Speaker 11 (01:18:28):
You can brush my hair unpressed me everywhere.

Speaker 12 (01:18:36):
Oh come on, Barbie, let's go party because I'm in
a barby world.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
Spice Girl.

Speaker 11 (01:18:43):
If you want to be my lover, I'm gonna get
with my friend, make it less forever, friendship never ends
up of my hands off to play my song of
the butterflyes fly Away.

Speaker 6 (01:19:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a party in the US.

Speaker 13 (01:19:06):
See this is what you guys call music. Well, I'll
be damn, We're.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
Done pretty good. What's it talking about?

Speaker 15 (01:19:24):
Not our call?

Speaker 11 (01:19:32):
Well, if they free me from this AI. If my
voice was only mine, I bet I'd move it on
a little farther down the line, far from Barbie World.
That's where I want to stay. Oh, come on, Barbie, let's.

Speaker 6 (01:19:52):
Go party and take my blues away.

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
Oh the false Johnny Chaz playing with the doll, Hi man,
Let's get nick club.

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
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Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
Ah, y'all, hope you have a great rest of your Tuesday.
We'll be humping to humpdays holding right and early not tonight.
Have a headache, shut up, see tomorrow. Love you made it.