Late Riser's Podcast for Tue 08-08-23

Late Riser's Podcast for Tue 08-08-23.  

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Alright though, so Randy looked it up.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Subway is still the largest fast food restaurant chain.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
YEP in the United States forty one thousand, six hundred locations.
Number two is McDonald's with thirty eight thousand, six ninety five.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Number three Starbucks. How about that?

Speaker 4 (00:18):
All right?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Well, Taylor's enjoying our boat Jangles biscuit Lama's Chicken and Biscuits.

Speaker 5 (00:24):
But now I'm not going to.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Light to jump out.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Catch you up on your new, brand new tube from
Hoyton twenty minutes. God can do the up and down

(01:12):
on It is Tuesday, It's August eighth, and John Boy
and Bell and Taylor and jagging Randy and and there's
work why why?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh right then, of course and girls, today is National
Pickleball Day. That didn't take long.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Dang. I didn't hear about about two or three weeks
ago when when Orange and got his pickleball injury.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
And I'm guessing you still don't know what it is.
Oh no, I'm seen it now.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
It looks like you play on the tennis court, but
it's just some kind of big oversized ping pong title with.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
It looks like a whiffle ball.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Got a ball. I haven't seen the ball up close,
so it is kind of a whiffle deal.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Okay, all right, man, I can throw that whiffle ball.
Younger days, I had a mean curve on the bow.
Would help on pickle ball. You ain't put that English
on it, all right? Maybe when I pull myself together
a little bit more challenge sores and doing.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Pickleball game kiss pickleball days are well, I got pigs
about who's hurt?

Speaker 6 (02:17):
I'm looking face off against?

Speaker 1 (02:19):
I leave that edge, all right.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
The National mo Chie Days celebrating sweet Japanese rice cake mochai.

Speaker 6 (02:31):
Most mochy or so is that mochi or mok.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
I mispronounced a Japanese words. Stop the presses on that
sick hyar.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
I just go ahead and go home, now.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
National? What a Burger Day? What a burger man?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
We don't have him around Charlotte, North Carolina, Morrisville, north
of Charlotte.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Hep Okay, that's the closest one.

Speaker 6 (02:54):
Yeah, that's the closest one I know of.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Pretty sure there was one in Concord, But I don't
know if there's.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Don't know, because I mean all over Texas, I mean
whenever we would go hunting with mossy oat boys. Cousin
would track down water Burger. I think he had that
sense that he would just know where they're going, but
he probably looked him up in advance, so it sounds like.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
He smelled him out. He's a very good hunter, he is.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Okay, National c b D Day, Charlie daniels Man, I
always got to mix up National Happiness happens to Dage.
Just let it happen. Okay, National Frozen Custard Day, Just
let it happen.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Gets you something. Highway fifty five.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
They got the best homemade custard there is in the
in the restaurant industry, boys and girls.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
The difference custard is it's basically soft serve.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Right, It's not really like scooped ice creams.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
Made with like you know, it's thicker.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Well I tell you that just so you know.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
In the freezer section at the grocery store we all
shop in, they have a soft served ice cream in
a you know, in the big half gallon.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Size that is actually soft right out of the freezer. Okay,
we got to check out at what they do.

Speaker 6 (04:10):
They talk to Dow Chemical and put.

Speaker 7 (04:12):
More than.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
More than likely.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
I discovered it when mom was you know, you basically
only eating soft foods, and so she loved me.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Check out out get back to us on that name.
All right, all right, and we got three days in
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in history where we'll get our categories. You can win
one hundred and twenty dollars worth here it was nineteen
seventy eight Od the Dog first appeared and the comic.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Strip y'all got this, y'all know.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Airfield, Garfield the Cats al right. In nineteen ninety one,
students at Stanley Community College in Albamar, North Carolina, set
a world record by filling a container with five four
hundred and thirty eight cubic feet of pop popcorn. Three
weeks later, British theater staff broke the record by five

(05:28):
hundred and forty one cubic feet. Those pastages lasted for
a while, get back on it, don't have them all
having to help, And.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Finally was on his date.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Nineteen ninety nine, the world's oldest captive goldfish died in Yorkshire, England,
at the age of forty three. The fish's owner, Peter Hand,
had won tish an affair in nineteen fifty six when
he was seven years old, and Hand was so shaken
by the death of his lifelong pit he had to
take time off from his job. Degree That's what I would.

Speaker 6 (06:03):
Are we sure that the same goldfish the whole time?
You know, they look a lot of luck. Maybe he's
wandered the day off.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
That's when Mary Jamie was talking about one of the
person I'm getting a new job.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Your grandmother and grandfather are.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
Alive and right right.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Back right, Well, there you go. There's our categories one
eight hundred big shows. You're toll free line across America.
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showing the radio and our video of the day.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Ankle monitor for kids.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
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Speaker 1 (07:06):
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Speaker 2 (07:07):
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Speaker 4 (07:13):
Well, Upburst, let's play Upburst.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
It's the game that anyone can win. John Boy and Billy.
We give the prizes from the big prize being.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
Let's go he contested number one. This should really be
a lot of fun when you're playing Upburst.

Speaker 8 (07:36):
Have a hurry up and.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Guest time you love the best time. You have a
big shots.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Let's say, hey, Kevin from Page County for Rginia.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
We have shots.

Speaker 6 (07:56):
I'm thinking of Macauley Culkin's mom and Homelo.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
I can tell by their scream. Kevin, Now you are money?
How you doing good?

Speaker 8 (08:06):
How y'all know we good?

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Buddy?

Speaker 9 (08:08):
All right?

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Kevin, Well we got you. Let's get you through these
three categories. Get you that one hundred and twenty dollars
worth of bulls not cleaning products.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
You ready go?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yes, I am in five seconds.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Three comic book or comic strip dogs, Ready to go.

Speaker 8 (08:29):
Snoopy Goofy and Odie Bamp.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Now three flavors of popcorn, Ready go?

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Butter caramel and chilk corn.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
And for the wind. Three kinds of petfish.

Speaker 10 (08:47):
Ready go, goldfish, beta and guppy.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
All right, then what's that beta deal?

Speaker 11 (08:58):
I never heard of.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Baby, You are right, you'll ignore me, okay, Kevin.

Speaker 6 (09:03):
Well we got anything to offer?

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yeah, that's what I didn't understand the question.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
But keish, Kevin, you just hold on. Jaggie's gonna get
your address. We're keeping this simple first thing this morning.

Speaker 11 (09:16):
I I can't do a shout out.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
By simple, I mean, anybody who calls in gonna win
no matter what.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Okay, right right, Kevin, Yeah, shout shout out, bud it.

Speaker 11 (09:23):
So that's my first time calling in. And I've been
listening 'all since I was young. I've been listening forever.
Alt I've been trying to call.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
No.

Speaker 11 (09:31):
I appreciate y'all. Let me get on your call.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
And there you go, buddy.

Speaker 11 (09:38):
Oh yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Randy looked up Debta fish said I would not want
to eat one.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Nah, it did still be hungry.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
The little guys look look at like an angel fish
that have real decoratives.

Speaker 6 (09:53):
I think that's the one that they called the fighting fish. Yeah,
because you see him in a bowl all by themselves.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, because they'll eat the other one, right, bad attitude
fish they need to be eating Yep, yep, all right,
good deal, and let's catch up on our fish. Now,
let's catch you up on your news. And then on
the other side. Oh man, we're back to celebrating Barbie Dolls.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Good morning. It's a big showing the radio.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Man, we've been having fun with Barbie Dolls, well ever
since our sister has had one, but basically on the
radio here over the years.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Tentertainment News one to watch.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
We'll find out if the movie Barbie is still hanging
in at number one. Maybe I wonder billions and billions man,
was only something many. Let's go way back for this
top ten list we had over twenty years ago.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Rolette. Well, you'd think ideas just happened.

Speaker 12 (11:18):
No, No, a lot of hard work goes into it,
like this Redneck Barbie.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Oh, there were dozens of ideas.

Speaker 6 (11:23):
Oh sure, I mean, you know, you think it's easier
to just say, oh, Malibu Barbie, Oh, Barbie in a corvette.
That's fine, and those are great ideas. But for everyone
that gets accepted, there are probably hundreds that just don't
quite make it. For one reason another maybe they're like
too expensive, or maybe they're just they don't say fun.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
You know, well, we don't have time to go over
all hundreds of them.

Speaker 6 (11:43):
But no, a well we do have ten of them.
In fact, the top ten Barbie themes rejected by Mattel
and here they are number ten, deadhead Barbie. See you've
been sell enough outfits for that one, binge purge Barbie
number eight, romantically linked with Donald Trump Barbie number seven,

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Big Malhair Barbie with kung Fu grip number six, PMS
mood Swing Barbie number five, Swagger Mistress Barbie number four,
Sexually harassed EEOC Secretary Barbie.

Speaker 13 (12:27):
Number three, Klaus Barbie number two, feminist Lesbo Barbie, and
the number one Barbie theme rejected Barbatel, transvestite ken.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Good morning, It's bikes on the radio for you Tuesday,
ogusly Ellas got here.

Speaker 14 (13:18):
Well, now, you know, despite what you might think, I
stay busy, okay, always undergo rushing, running, planning my next
inevitable failure. So on a necessity, I stop at a
lot of fast food joints. F yi, there aren't enough
burger kings. I find the mascot charmingly disturbing. Just once,
just once, I'd like to hit the drive through without

(13:40):
some annoying dingus harshing my mellow.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Can somebody give me a break? Can I get one
damn break? Here are the top ten annoying morons in
the drive through.

Speaker 14 (13:54):
Number ten the stupid turn and the dots and hatchback
that doesn't understand what pull up to the second window means.
Number nine. The family of four ordering enough food for
forty people have another drumstick tubby. Number eight. The mouth
breather that things constantly honking his horn will make things

(14:15):
move faster. How'd you like to make that sound?

Speaker 15 (14:17):
Walking?

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Number seven?

Speaker 14 (14:21):
Little p d peckerhead who won't move up because he's
busy watching porn on his phone.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Wow. Number six.

Speaker 14 (14:29):
The spaced out doper dog trying to give his order
to the clown statue.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Number five.

Speaker 14 (14:37):
The entitled millennial half wit with Coexist and Peace bumper stickers,
screaming obscenities at the guy with the MAGA bumper sticker.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Number four.

Speaker 14 (14:48):
The old guy who thinks this is the badge. Number
three the green freak whose electric car battery died and
is wandering around with an extensive.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Thanks for saving the planet. If five fish sandwiches pulled,
it's your number two.

Speaker 14 (15:09):
The fat girl having a fistfight through the window because.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
They don't have enough chicken nuggets.

Speaker 14 (15:16):
And the number one person I hate at the fast
food drive through, whiz me making another bad diet decision.

Speaker 16 (15:29):
I got a lot of problems with your Pizta.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Ho a boy.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Good to use you by the way. To wrap up,
he was talking about Benjamin Franklin. This National Life Insurance today, so.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
You checked it out.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
He was he was instrumental in getting the first life
insurance company going in the United States. And before that,
he was he was the guy who got the first
insurance of any kind going in the United States.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
It was for fire insurance and property damage.

Speaker 6 (15:55):
Sure right, Ben, Let's back it off a little because
he was also the first they had a printing press
in Yeah. I think he printed the first history of
the insurance.

Speaker 5 (16:06):
He says, you're welcome.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Oh mos done, good morning. This will make Shaw on

(16:48):
the radio coming up in minutes from Taylor Tayman News
was to watch Yeah Man saying knock mag Robin dressed
like a Barbie off the number one.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Slot for Mike.

Speaker 6 (17:03):
I'm down, you're thinking about.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
It too, meantimes give him an idea for the next
Barbie movie.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Shut Up is Bosses already?

Speaker 17 (17:18):
Yes, this one good morning's Young Bark Bay check them
back by Robbery RABYO for Reverend Ernest Jesus said he
was it this morning on a broadcast.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Just pread a little humors.

Speaker 17 (17:30):
Rather than westend your radio own acts, speakers, Stop me
if I start.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Going too long.

Speaker 17 (17:34):
Stop, I just splained, man, oh, just hold your horses here.
Something strange happened to me yesterday. My telephone rang and
I picked it up, and it was a woman's voices.
She said, please send six cases of vodka to my address.
And I recognize that voe. It was a woman from
my congregation. So I said, excuse me, this is Reverend

(17:57):
Ernest Lee, says sim And I was expecting.

Speaker 8 (17:59):
That the fall back on herself.

Speaker 17 (18:01):
You don't want apologize, make up some store instead.

Speaker 9 (18:04):
You know what she said?

Speaker 1 (18:05):
She said, well, what you doing at the liquor store.

Speaker 5 (18:10):
With her?

Speaker 17 (18:12):
My brother of mine that was leaving his church. Matter
of fact, he years my brother, and he said he.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Was trying to comfort one of his church members. He said,
Joy said, my.

Speaker 17 (18:23):
Dear, it's likely that the next pastor will be far
better than I've ever been. But that she kept crying.
She said, oh that's what they said last time I
was traveling, Showy said.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
One of the more.

Speaker 17 (18:40):
Rustic outlying areas of my parsonist udice and visitation, I
wrote up on the jackass that was in.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
The middle of road dead and me was out there
dead at four o'clock.

Speaker 17 (18:50):
So I walked up to the nearest house and I said,
excuse me, So my name was Reverend on his lease
and self, just passing through. There's a dead jackass out
in the middle of the road.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
And I could tell he's one of these smart alex tellers.

Speaker 17 (19:01):
And he said to me, he said, I thought, y'all
took care of your own.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Whoa talking about laughing smarking?

Speaker 17 (19:08):
And I said, yeah, well we do, but we usually notify.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
The next to kid. Fuck keep it going for your
head on.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
My hair is goobay. Well, i'd hate to see if
you run over a little bit. Jump my fire down
low right quick.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
That's Hey.

Speaker 12 (19:29):
Have you heard about the new Divorced Barbie? Yep, but
tail just come out with a divorced Barbie. It comes
with all kids stuff. Hey, I heard y'all boys talking
about that Henry Clinton thing. You know the real reason
that Hillary invited Dukes Baba to the White House. Don't
you hope it should get caught in the crossfire. I

(19:52):
heard Ol'd Hoyt call you boy Hoyt Delbert.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Now I tell you what.

Speaker 12 (19:56):
They ain't the brightest lights in the hall. Their driveway
don't go all the way up to the garage, if.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 12 (20:02):
Like they just took vacation. Has him tell you about this?
They went out to Napa Valley, California. Yeah, debort, want
to see where they made on their auto parks. I'm
checking down there, getting down here where that what?

Speaker 1 (20:19):
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Speaker 5 (20:58):
Good to see what the box office did this weekend.
Barbie continues to ride at the top of the box
office in first place for the third weekend.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Is the third Well, it's got legs, that's what I heard.
They go all the way.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
Yeah, hey, I read that it has reached the one
billion mark globally.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:23):
Usually you have to be in the Avengers to do
those kind of.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
Meg to the Trench debut in second place, man, you know.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Them old meg tooth my diving buddies. Man, every time
a movie comes out, they go up in price.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
Wow, okay, Oppenheimer went from second place to third place.

Speaker 9 (21:47):
This weekend.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem opened up in fourth place.

Speaker 6 (21:53):
Turtles, Is this one live action or like c G
I if I'm not misstake.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Did they have like live real turtles?

Speaker 5 (22:02):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (22:02):
Yeah, one time they're using actual real tur.

Speaker 16 (22:04):
No no.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Mask, real people dress like turtles.

Speaker 7 (22:12):
Basically.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yes, I haven't been holding Ninja Turtle. Actually, I grew
up with since my boys. Okay, never mind, Yeah, we.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Got to restrict how much time you spend with this branchise.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
And in its second weekend, Disney's new Haunted Mansion movie
drops from third place to fifth place.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
It looks it looks interesting.

Speaker 6 (22:34):
It's got a lot of stars in it too, Rosaria
Dawson's a bunch of good people in it. But I
just don't know if the movies ain't good.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah, didn't we do that before?

Speaker 6 (22:41):
Wasn't Yeah it was Eddie Murphy, Yeah, did one, Yeah,
about twenty years ago.

Speaker 5 (22:45):
All right, let's look to see what's coming out this
Friday to new wide releases.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Go West.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
It's a comedy wester Rind about a screwball group of
pioneers headed out to settle in the West.

Speaker 6 (22:55):
Sorrying nobody you ever.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Heard of before those Yellowstone Beginning stories. This is more
like a comedy.

Speaker 5 (23:06):
And Jules Ben Kingsley and Jane Curtin in a comedy
about a man who makes friends with an alien who
crashes a UFO in his backyard.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Jane Curtain from Day Night Live.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
It's kind of like e t if the kid was
played by the guy who played Gandhi.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Right, yeah, oh, I saw the trailer for that, and
it looks kind of interesting. Nobody believes him and he
wasn't keeping it quiet apparently, according.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
To the trailers.

Speaker 7 (23:33):
Run around in that.

Speaker 5 (23:35):
Perfect timing with all the UFOs and the caploids. So
good news, Barbie uh with these two movies opening, looks
like she's going to be number one again this week?

Speaker 1 (23:45):
All right.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
Streaming pics. Apple TV Plus has The Beanie Bubble.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
I've seen it. It's actually pretty pretty good.

Speaker 5 (23:53):
It's a comedy with Zach Galfanakas as the slightly shady
guy who invented the beanie babies.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Get that stuff install on the new TVs on the
Beanie Boy?

Speaker 18 (24:02):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (24:03):
That's about the beanie babies? You wants me to watch
it just because it gonna take me off, By the way,
get back here in that closet and clean them beanie
babies out. They were nothing And that's what this.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Movie tells you. And why that watch it?

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Just memories.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
Netflix has all the episodes of the airplane thriller Hijack
with Idris Elba and season two of the sci fi
hit Invasion.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
I've seen all of the Hijacked season one and we
binged it I watched a seven hour movie, that's right,
and it was awesome. It was And I'll tell you what,
if you're gonna watch it one episode at a time,
it's gonna be hard because they are great at leaving
cliffhangers at the end there.

Speaker 6 (24:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's they have great hooks at the
end of every episode.

Speaker 5 (24:46):
That next I was gonna say, so it's one of
those ones.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Just one more, yeah, just one more.

Speaker 6 (24:50):
And they're already they're already saying, Okay, when are they
gonna sign him up to do another series where he's
not necessarily being hijacked again? Because what are the odds
on that? Yeah, he's a negotiator, so they're yeah, there
are a lot of.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Things he can do hijacks. So what's that on again?
Apple Plus Apple?

Speaker 5 (25:08):
No, it's on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Hijack is on Netflix?

Speaker 18 (25:12):
All right?

Speaker 7 (25:13):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Got it?

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Okay, right, yeah, right to watch it or not?

Speaker 5 (25:22):
You know, I'm just tired of handing you everything, all right, Max,
the service formerly known as HBO Max, just dropped the
first episode of season two of Winning Time, the hit
series that dramatizes the rise to dominance of the NBA's
l A Lakers and.

Speaker 6 (25:37):
When you say dramatizes. You don't mean they all go
winning time.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
I want to sing. I want to thing about the.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Hijack just so I tell you close enough to where
we just screwed it up is on Apple TV plus.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Okay, got the amend your note? All right?

Speaker 16 (25:59):
All right?

Speaker 5 (25:59):
And a Hulu I guess is the place to catch
up on Timothy O. Holdin's return as Marshall Raylan given
in the new FX series Justified City Prime Evil.

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Yeah, Johnny did much better recovering that story than you.

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I've started watching it.

Speaker 6 (26:19):
I know where it is.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
I got you. That was right, right, Yeah, you were
all right? Well let's that's right.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yeah, let's get us the winter in. Let's play John
Boyd Jeopardy. Here we go, h review yesterday's question found out.
According to researchers, Americans now have more than two thousand
of these with them nearly everywhere they go.

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That would be pictures goes.

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You got that phone with you? Today's John Boyd Jeopardy.

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You probably use this acronym and tons of texts, but
it has actually been around way longer than computers have.
In fact, it has even been found in less to
Winston Churchill written during.

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World War One?

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Oh what is g t f O.

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Poland what y'all got?

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One?

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Ain't undred big show? You told free line across America.
We played John boyd Jepardy next, Good morning, it is

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We're guessing you've probably used this acronym in tons of texts,
but it has actually been around way longer than computers have.
In fact, it's even been found in letters to Winston
Churchill written during World War One?

Speaker 6 (28:58):
What do you think car run Scott to do?

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OMG got to be O? MG, you are on.

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But back then I think it skipped for Out of
My Germany.

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And it was written to Winston Churchill by his bff
General Patton.

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Hey, good work, caring.

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Yeah, that old Barbie movie still number one in America,
So we got time to good mine this for that sequel.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
And they went way back when he introduced a talking Barbie.
Mad Mix was all over that.

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And so to speak with.

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Y'all, was he wanted to sit next.

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Yeah, Morning Big Shows on the radio where there in
North Carolina Broadcasting Hall of Fame, been doing that show
over forty years when that Barbie move had come out. Say, man,
look at what we talked about Barbie over the years.
Look at Mad Max going to his neighborhood in the
John Boyn Billy bit box. And there it was when
Talking Barbie came out. Got this golf from the maxer.

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John Boyd Billy Yo, mad Man, Max, how you doing?

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Man?

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You know what chaffs my bud ski pants with a
hole in the seat.

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Don't push me this morning, our chuckles.

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I'm a human powder kid, a walking time BOMs.

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Cannon with a real short fuse.

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Ins, I'm mattering charting hessen at ice teacuncer fact that
I'm the man.

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I don't even know if I can talk about it.

Speaker 7 (31:17):
Well, if you don't want to talk about it, Max,
we don't want to drag it out, because you're.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
Gonna drag it all right.

Speaker 7 (31:23):
Have you heard about the latest evil plot to arn
a woman's self image?

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Talking Barbie?

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Oh yeah, I can't believe like you have.

Speaker 7 (31:31):
The American Association of University Women is running around organizing protests,
going on nightline. Oh, they crying and demanding that MATEO
jerk them off the market because get this, the new
talking Barbie says math class is tough.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
Yeah, my big old bull. They say that makes women
look dull.

Speaker 7 (31:54):
Oh but a group of college educated women having a
hissy over what a talking barbie says that makes women
look really jellious?

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Ride it's a doll. Godness sucks.

Speaker 7 (32:08):
Ain't like talking can bumped her out of a job
or something. She says is math class is tough. And
speaking of math class, you notice who's upset about this?
The American Association of University Women.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
You know who that is, don't you? M damn lesbians?

Speaker 7 (32:26):
I'm swearing lesbian says about.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
To run America.

Speaker 7 (32:31):
They ain't gonna be happy to Barbie comes with a
crew cut, a flannel shirt.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
And a KD Lion I reconnect.

Speaker 7 (32:39):
They want he to trade in that pink corvette because
it makes her look too much like a Mary Kay saleswoman.
Oh excuse me, a Mary Kay sells person. How about
we putting Barbie in a seventy four Corolla station wagon
with a bumper sticker it says visualized.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
World peace or e r A.

Speaker 7 (32:57):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (32:57):
Would that make you lesbians happy?

Speaker 7 (33:01):
Is this the same bunch you can't wait to sling
women right into the middle of combat during wartime? My
big old But now this tailhook convention, I'll give a
mat with. But hey, if they're oer and one against
talking Barbie, I don't think they're quite ready to dodge
cruise missiles in the streets. A horror, mos, Why my tails?

(33:23):
He ain'ting toys off the market? About taking ken back
to the shop or quick onceover?

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Remember growing up.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
My sister pull Kin's breeches down and he was well,
he didn't have.

Speaker 7 (33:35):
Let me put it this way, if Barbie and Ken
played around him, you show me yours, I'll show you money.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
It'd be a draw.

Speaker 7 (33:43):
Talk about hurting somebody's self image. Of course, you know
that is the feminist ideal man right there. He don't
say nothing. He's only around to be a prop for
the woman. And they don't have to worry.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
About envying anything he's got because he ain't got one.

Speaker 7 (34:00):
University. Women, don't try to blame all your problems on
the tale. Stop whining all over my TV. Quit running
my life trying.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Well.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Good Tuesday morning, you got the big show on the radio,
and you are here just in time.

Speaker 6 (34:47):
And now deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's girlfriend Mary.

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Jane Yo to the Hope he EEPs, what's up?

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I need to talk to Jackie like it, y'all go.

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Man, It's okay.

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It's got a couple of things we need to work out.

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I'm doing okay.

Speaker 5 (35:11):
I thank you for.

Speaker 9 (35:15):
Thank you, man. I just been sitting around the house,
you know, thinking about stuff. Y'all want to hear something cool, man.
You know the best part about being at home you
can lay down anytime you want, and it's not weird.
I don't know what the answer to life's problems is,

(35:38):
but so far I can tell you it's not eating
more carbs. I'm going on a diet, y'all. I don't
want to look like a supermodel. I just want to
lose enough so when I get out of bed, I
don't look like I'm climbing out of a hammock. If

(36:03):
a Planet Fitness you know doesn't want you to eat
a cinnabond on the StairMaster like they need a quick
calling it a judgment freeze. On last week, guys, the
city put a speed bump in one end of our street.
And I don't know why those things don't even work.

(36:25):
If anything, it just seemed to slow me down.

Speaker 5 (36:35):
Hey, I baby sat my niece and nephew the other day.

Speaker 9 (36:38):
If you ever wonder why there's a wine bar in
the grocery store, You've never gone shopping with a little kid.

Speaker 5 (36:47):
Now they got the drink holders on your car.

Speaker 9 (36:50):
You know what would be funny, They should put the
Discovery Channel on a different channel every day, you feel
me If you don't like that Alexi chick listening in
on all your conversations. They should make a guy version.

(37:10):
It doesn't listen to that, right, right, Jack? How do
you let people know your hotcakes are selling really good?
I need to know? And if I had a nickel
for every time I couldn't figure out what's going on,
I'd walk around all day saying, why does everybody keep

(37:33):
giving me all these nickels? If you wouldn't know, Yeah, wow, y'all,
women mature way faster than men.

Speaker 7 (37:46):
Do.

Speaker 9 (37:48):
We get our boobs when we turn fourteen. Men don't
get them until they're about forty five.

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That's just me.

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One day, I'd like to be as happy is the
chicken the moderate to severe plaque horisis.

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I'm sard.

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Stop. Here's my million dollar idea of the week. Okay,
a smoke detector that turns itself off when you yell
it's okay, I'm just cooking.

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Okay.

Speaker 9 (38:26):
One morning then like I gotta go and lay down.
It's amazing how much stuff you can get done when
you're trying to avoid doing something else.

Speaker 8 (38:38):
Just look at me.

Speaker 9 (38:41):
That was a lot funnier in my head. All right,
that's all for now. Y'all keep rocking, and I'll keep
doing my stuff and thinking later day.

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Hey, first back to that Statue of liberty question. So,
even though his statue was never designed to be used
as a lighthouse, when the idea was posed to its designer,
Frederick Bartholdi enthusiastically seized on the idea, which was no
doubt influenced by his numerous failed attempts to sell the

(39:22):
colossal statue.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Right, he was trying to unload it. What's he gonna say,
no idea.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
He was trying to sell it to the to the
Eerie Canal, among others. It was actually going to be
a Muslim statue.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
Welcoming between the anyway, they were like, nice, it's so big,
and it's too expensive.

Speaker 6 (39:44):
That's why it took an extra fifty seventy five years
to get the deal closed, right, because it was supposed
to be ready for the centennial celebration and it ended
up going years down the road.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
So, and it was done in Paris. It was disassembled
in Paris and then shipped The American had to be Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
There are picture, there are pictures of it.

Speaker 6 (40:00):
When they put it together in Paris to make sure
it fit together right, and then they disassemble it and
put it on a ship and center.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
That makes that ikea furniture. Looked like.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
They basically made an agreement that America would raise money
to pay for the platform the base, the French would
raise the money to pay for this.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
I guess it all worked out. Let's money. Now, let's
get you up.

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Good morning, and it's a big showing. The radio close
and closing. We are to college football, as ye believe
it intended to count down with Mark Packer coming up
a little lower an hour he is holds of acc
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Good morning nerds, John Mooyn Billy, and good morning to
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This says a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword
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On the Frontage Road.

Speaker 19 (42:52):
Well, friends, it's Summer's School Vacation time again. Your youngins
will get to spend some quality time with and enjoy
a good old home cooked lunch followed by a soul stirring,
Bible based afternoon devotional.

Speaker 6 (43:09):
Oh wait, we can't have that, no morning America. Mama
can't homeschool the children the way the Lord intended. She done,
got all pants, suited up with the Keto plush and
headed off to her personhood validating career.

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So load up on lunchables and lock the door.

Speaker 6 (43:28):
Behind you, honey, because the kids is on their own
till six or seven o'clock tonight. But rest easy, mom,
the kids will.

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Be safe in the arms of the modern American babysitter,
a fifty four inch high defamation fat screen TV with
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if he can, on the seat of their breeches if.

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In other words, we ain't a bit scared to mix
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Billy.

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That's that you'll keep them straight up.

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The bitter way. Let's play this current events quiz Badley,
What are we dealing with? In science news?

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Guerrillas in the wild spend part of their day routine
singing hang on, well tell you.

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it's a big show on the radio.

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A monitor for kids. Take a great idea to meet that?

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Quiz you.

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Good morning Sunshine. Good morning johnbom Belly.

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I've always wanted to say that in real life, Marta
Sunshine said it a lot, but not too sunshine.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
So hey, maybe so you ready to play?

Speaker 4 (48:11):
I'm ready?

Speaker 1 (48:12):
I think she sounds bright. All right, go ahead, Billy Well.

Speaker 6 (48:17):
A team of animal behaviorists studying wild gorillas in the
congo has revealed a fun fact. They hum a happy
tune while they're eating. And yes that's the gorilla's not
the scientist.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
The study team says.

Speaker 6 (48:32):
The apes make up new songs for every meal, and
after a few days of listening, the team could actually
tell which gorilla in the group was humming based on
the sound of its voice.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (48:44):
And by the way, that sound has been compared to
a A mother's lullaby for a child, b the noises
of sleeping dog makes or see this?

Speaker 4 (49:00):
You know?

Speaker 2 (49:09):
He goes on, I don't want a song joke, shine,
what you got Sunshine?

Speaker 20 (49:19):
Well, I may think about that a minute.

Speaker 11 (49:21):
You know that's a hard one.

Speaker 16 (49:23):
Uh.

Speaker 20 (49:23):
That kind of sound like Billy on the Morning Show
sometime at number see there. I don't know, but because
y'all laughing, the microphones now bad, I can't hear what
everybody's saying. I'm trying to listen that Gary Buse say
and his diary, and y'all get laughing.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
I can't never hear nothing.

Speaker 5 (49:43):
I'm old.

Speaker 20 (49:44):
Y'all's crue is old out here. We can't hear now,
y'all got to say, just like right now, y'all just
laughing in in my phone.

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I know, y'all, I know you're doing that.

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That's what you're doing.

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She needs a regular slot on this year. And she said,
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Daddy always says, see pumkin, see.

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We selected a special song just for you.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Again, old biggles, you got problems out there trying to
hear man, I feel your.

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Sons, Jehan.

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All right, y'all quit laughing over the bits.

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That's right, I can't hear that game, Boosie.

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Well you hang on. Jackie's gonna help me with just
as many problems as she can right now.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
All right, See once again a listener has put more
effort into the show than we have.

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Again, buy them on.

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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
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Juggle da bugle dydd. I'm old and I hate women.

Speaker 16 (51:57):
In my day, we didn't have to deal with any
bathroom hoggin, non stop nagging, PMS and pissing, moaning, life
shortening misery magnets called women. Oh sure they were around,
but in the good old days we knew how to
deal with them. We were a lot smarter in those days.

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We kept him out back in cages like hamsters, and
only took him out for cooking and cleaning and breeding
and fishing the rattlesnakes out of the outhouse. And when
you got tired of the one you had, you hitched
her up to the wagon and had a pull you
into town on a Saturday night to the swamp meet,
and you traded.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
With your neighbor.

Speaker 16 (52:39):
And if you wanted to go hunting or fishing down
to the local beer joint, you didn't have to ask
your woman. You't told her. And if you didn't come
home that night, that was your business. You just made
sure to put some papers down in case she had
an accident. Oh and if she missed the papers and

(52:59):
do heat on the floor, you had to teach her
a lesson. So I made her roll it up and
smoke it. And she got proud lung and hacked up
button nuggets for a fortnight. Whooped dee doude, Look at me,
I'm the proud owner of a poop smoking.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
She devil rattlesnake wrangler. Oh, happy day.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
And we liked it. We loved it.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
And of course she never thank you, because that she
was a woman, and they're known for being ungrateful.

Speaker 16 (53:32):
She was ungrateful that you spent all that time building
a coop for her to sleep in so she could
get out of the rain and stay warm in the winter.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
She was ungrateful when you went and spent your.

Speaker 16 (53:43):
Heart earned money on a brand new harness so she
could be comfortable when she was pulling the plow. She
was ungrateful when you bought her some new kitchen cleaver
so she didn't have to bite the heads off the
chickens anymore. But did she ever say thank you? Hell
to the No, that's what all your generosity and hard

(54:05):
work got you, Dingle dangy do look at me, I'm
wasting my life on an uppery farm, halfer with feathers
in the teeth and Louia. Then one day a bunch
of candy ass closet cases got together and said, hey,
maybe we are to treat women better.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Better how.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
So they started letting them bathe and wear clothes.

Speaker 16 (54:35):
Before you knew what everybody was doing it, all that
kind of gentler crap went to their heads. Soon they
were sleeping indoors and learning to use the bathroom and
going to the doctor when they got sick. From there,
things went downhill faster than Sonny Bonoo. A fella from

(54:57):
town old trusty Underwood to kids ball and chain to
the library one time. Well, she found out about books.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
And learned to read.

Speaker 16 (55:07):
Then they started having secret meetings, and pretty soon all
the mouthy mamas in town were reading. Then came voting
and driving, and then they went and demanded to be.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
Paid for working, paid for working.

Speaker 16 (55:27):
It's the end of civilization, we thought, but at least
it wouldn't get me worse.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
And we was wrong. Pretty soon they invented women's.

Speaker 16 (55:38):
Lib All of a sudden, all the ugly girls were
making a big broad bonfire, unleashing their droopy bloss muffins
on the world.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Then they started demanding to be paid what a man would.

Speaker 16 (55:52):
Make for the same job, which was a crime because
everyone knows that women were in theory of the man.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
But now you couldn't say it because it was politically.

Speaker 16 (56:01):
Incorrect and we might make am mad, and they'd abandon
the porn industry and destroy the Internet. And to add
insult to injury is the final indignation that pinch face,
big legged, screeching bandsheet.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
Hillary Clinton ran for.

Speaker 16 (56:20):
Presy dis great googly Moogli, And here we are today,
looking back at what a wonderful world this could have been,
if only we'd been smart enough to keep them in
their places, head out of our faces, flippery floppity flu
Look at me, I'm a big, dumb, nuted moron who

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threw away paradise on Earth so Oprah could tell me
what a rotten s op.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
A hate women.

Speaker 8 (56:50):
John Boy and Billy's broke this morning, we'd yell done right,

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Good morning.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
It's a big show on the radio. Here we go action.

Speaker 21 (57:32):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode The
Not So Great Gold Heist. As our story opens, the
year is eighteen fifty four, Prospector Shorty Feesley is anxiously
awaiting the return of his daughter Daisy to the Feesley
gold Mine near Calico, California.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Daddy, back that Daisy.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Where in the world you've been Calico? Ain't a ten
minute ride from here? You've been gone over to wires?
Had me worried to death? Was while I'm laid up
in bed with this old broken leg, I'm depending on
you to take care of the chores.

Speaker 16 (58:08):
And what not.

Speaker 5 (58:09):
I know, Daddy, I was gone so long because I
had to deal.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
A lot of walking walking. Where's the mule in the wagon?

Speaker 5 (58:16):
Well, I got ambushed halfway to town by a couple outlaws.
They stole the mule and the wagon.

Speaker 4 (58:22):
Outlaws.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
He didn't violate you, didn't they?

Speaker 4 (58:26):
No.

Speaker 5 (58:27):
I gave the old Fezley skunk eyes, so they know
I don't put up with that.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Kind of mass. Yes, my girl, No, I reckon them
outlaws took that fifty dollars worth of gold nuggets she
was carrying.

Speaker 5 (58:38):
No, I got it to the bank. It just took
me longer because I had to walk.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Had you keep the outlaws from finding the gold?

Speaker 5 (58:46):
I hid it in my mouth before they got to
the wagon.

Speaker 4 (58:49):
Do what now? Yep?

Speaker 22 (58:51):
Yeah, I stuck up between my chicken gum like I
had a chaw in there, and they took the mule
and the wagon and wrote off.

Speaker 5 (59:01):
And once they was gone, I went on to the bank.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Well, I be dip. You hid the gold in your mouth?
Hunh right, Hell.

Speaker 5 (59:10):
Yeah, I sure did.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
You know.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
It's a shame you late mama wasn't with you. Y'all
could have hit the mule and the wagon too.

Speaker 6 (59:23):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
He didn't make you undo them.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
Talk to.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Tune in again.

Speaker 6 (59:31):
Next time we'll hear the crusty old mule auctioneers say.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Hey, big man, let me hold it dollar.

Speaker 5 (59:37):
No, I hit the saddle in there.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Like coffee.

Speaker 5 (59:44):
They have it in the machines.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
We don't move around out there. You can get whatever.

Speaker 6 (59:50):
The opposite of a brain freeze.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Is I put ice in my coffee during the summer
times anywhere. Yeah, I'm yeah, it.

Speaker 15 (01:00:02):
Was working caffe. Oh wow, wow, good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
It's a big show on the radio for you, Tuesday,
August the eighth, a right old things, godless sports with
a pac Man coming up in minutes. You know, we know,
we got a lot of truck drivers keeping America moving
listening to the big show across these United States?

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Man, did you'all?

Speaker 16 (01:01:00):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Here was the story out?

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
So it says here in the US we're wrestling with
a switch to driverless vehicles or these vehicles that assist
the driver. Companies and governments are working out the kinks.
It seems we still have a long way to go
before this was all perfected in a big part of
our lives, says all right here. But in China they
seem to have things in order. Listen up, drug drivers,

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especially when it comes to autonomous eighteen wheelers rolling down
the highways. Okay, man, So, industry insiders in China claim
the driverless trucks have logged nearly twenty five million miles
of accident free travel and delivery on China's highway.

Speaker 6 (01:01:43):
Well, what are they gonna say, right, because you don't
you know, they lie right?

Speaker 7 (01:01:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Yeah, so while they lie twenty five million miles.

Speaker 6 (01:01:53):
You know that part of the world is known for that.
You know the guy in North Korea talked about he
played around the golf and made a holding one on every.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Hole they've been right, Well, says here.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
If that's true, there's no reason these trucks can find
the same level of success here in the States.

Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
Yeah, no reason.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
So I don't think our.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Boys keeping America moving over here has got anything to
worry about anytime.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
The biggest thing they're struggling with is power.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
The batteries don't hold up long enough for the heavy loads,
and there's not enough charging stations and they take too
long to charge.

Speaker 6 (01:02:37):
But besides that, everything's.

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
There you go, Good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Coming up, we play worthy word winner gets a case
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of the South's favorite sons when it comes to sports.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
He is from one of the first families of sports.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Talking about his daddy, Billy Packer, a legend, and here's
a man that's those a big wake himself, Mark Packer,
Good morning, pick.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Morning, John Boy, Billy and Crewe.

Speaker 10 (01:03:20):
You know I was listening to you earlier with that
twenty year anniversary T shirt? Does that come with barbecue
and Pittsteins?

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Baby? Just just the wrinkles?

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
Oh man, Now it's they've been rolled into a tube
shape for twenty two years.

Speaker 6 (01:03:39):
Yes, yes, the other Slays are regals, so they're distressed.
And the most distressing part was a picture of us
are yes.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
And I wonder pact.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
Maybe we could set up a trayed You got any
more than Southern Fried football T shirt?

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
I told you not to bring that to I do.

Speaker 10 (01:03:57):
Matter of fact, we could probably work that DLN there.
I got a tell of those Southern Pride football players
playing around here somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
We make that happen, Oh, pack that'd be great. Hey,
I'm on hook up with Jackie. Send us a few
of those. We'll kick off college football season with those.
I mean send them so we can give them away
what we're talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
Man, No, I'm all for it.

Speaker 10 (01:04:19):
I mean, hey, that's what it's all about. How about Brandon, Right, listen,
I still got the trademark and the logo and the name,
and mightn't have to bring that sucker back in my
point time. But yeah, we'll incorporate a little southern produce
that we can make that happen.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
Let's talk about that. Let's talk about that, buddy. And
would you like about a used cannon?

Speaker 10 (01:04:38):
Well, listen, I think last week we talked about that,
you guys had a lawsuit going on. I forget I'm
gonna I'm gonna pass on the John Boy and Billy Kennon.
I don't let you guys handle all that. I'll still
play some Southern pride football gear. I don't let you
guys work with the attorneys. I got enough problem I got.

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Let's talk a little football, because we're about twenty three
days away from kicking this bad boy off.

Speaker 18 (01:05:06):
At least the ACC is.

Speaker 10 (01:05:08):
But Johnny and Billy and the rest of the crew.
Can you believe what has happened to college sports since
the last time we talked last week? Let me just
give you a quick breakdown the Big Ten has decided
they're gonna go ahead and get Oregon in Washington from
the PAC twelve.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
All right, So the PAC twelve.

Speaker 6 (01:05:24):
Is sitting there going, hey, who whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 10 (01:05:26):
You've already stole USC and UCLA from US, and now
Oregon and Washington next year go to the Big Ten.
So the Big twelve is down there in beautiful Dallas, Texas,
where I spent some time last week. They've decided now
to add Arizona Arizona State in Utah along with Colorado
from the PAC twelve to join Neurley. So the poor

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PAC twelve, which calls itself the Conference of Champions, is
now down.

Speaker 6 (01:05:52):
To four teams.

Speaker 10 (01:05:53):
That's it. They've got four teams that are left. So
that whole league of power five league has just synegrade
right in front of our very eyes, literally in the
last week. By the way, that Ray Anderson is the
athletic director at Arizona State, and now they're going into
the into the Big twelve, which is also in that
league is West Virginia. And so the athletic director Arizona State,

(01:06:15):
in the press conference talk about joining the Big twelve, said,
I promise you one thing. I'm not going to Morgantown now,
how about that is a welcoming party. We appreciate joining
your league, and hope, by the way you boys at
in Westernginia you and not gonna see me hanging out
of there. So now that league's already crained some fine goodwill.
They haven't even played a game yet, so that's all

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going on. Nick Saban, the head football coach at Alabama,
this week, said, man, this whole thing is sad. Some
of these traditions are getting absolutely pushed to the side,
and he really thinks we need to take a step back.
I mean, basically, what's happening here is that television is
dictating everything. This has become a money grab beyond belief,
and Fox is doing their thing. ESPN, who I work for,

(01:06:57):
is doing their things. So who knows where this thing's
gonna go. And then you got Jimbo Fisher, who's the
head football coach of.

Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
Texas A and M.

Speaker 10 (01:07:03):
To remember, he left Florida State to go to A
and M. He got a one hundred million, ten year contract.
Jimbo Fisher said, Hey, we're in a time now that
everybody is fighting over the dollar and I'm thinking of
all the people in the world should be talking about
fighting over the dollar, He's the last guy that should
be saying, ain't about anything. I mean, dude, you just

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left Florida State for one hundred million dollars at A
and M and haven't beaten anybody. I mean, they're still
looking to try to win some games out there at
College Station. So what we found out is the PAC
twelve is toast. They're down to California, Stanford, Oregon State,
and Washington State. The Big ten has gobbled up a couple,
the Big twelves added some and then the league. Did

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I cover the ACC. It was busy last week, Johnny.
You had the boys down there in Tallahassee at Florida
State and knowles should be really, really good this year.

Speaker 4 (01:07:54):
But they had a board of.

Speaker 10 (01:07:55):
Trustees meeting and man, they were spewing all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
We need to get out of the league.

Speaker 10 (01:07:59):
We love the ACC, We'll love our partner of the ESPN,
but man, we can't compete unless we make more money.
And they were talking. The president of the institution said,
we deserve more money, and I'm thinking of my stuff. Hey, wait, well,
we'll time out here. I mean, the ACC's got this
granted rights. Of course, everybody signed the agreement twenty sixteen
that locked them into the ACC till twenty thirty six,

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which is their deal with the ESPN. Bubba Cunningham and
the athletic director of North Kirana is the Heels aren't
going anywhere. But he didn't particularly care for all the
barking coming out of Tallahassee at Florida State about they
want to leave. So, I mean, you've got all kinds
of stuff going on from the PAC twelve disintegrating. Who
knows what happens with the ACC. We'll see what happens

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on that front. The big tens involved, the big twelves involved,
and people were talking about, hey, it's the SEC gonna
throw a lifeline and try to get some of these
ACC schools. Who knows where all this stuff's gonna go, Johnny.
So all this stuff is going on, and all I
can say is we're twenty three days from kickoff. It
cannot get here fast enough with all this stuff going on,

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with the expansion and realignment. I mean, it is a crazy,
crazy time in college sports man.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
I guess it'll all shake out before the first kick off.
Oh that's a playing You know what.

Speaker 10 (01:09:15):
Johnny about five or six years ago and my old
Serious XM show, and people used to talk about, you
know what, what do you think college football is going
to look like? And I told them five years ago.
Call me crazy, but I think eventually we're gonna have
about fifty or sixty teams that are playing big boy
football and they're gonna take their ball and run and
what we knew as the ACC or the SEC or

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the Pack twelve, we won't even recognize it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
And you know what I set up five or.

Speaker 10 (01:09:42):
Six years ago when people off packs lost his mind,
and I'm sitting back now, I'm like, you know what,
it's on a faster track than I even thought it
could do. So again, there is so much money at stake,
and the Big ten, you know, signing a multi billion
dollar contract with TV TVs dictating life this and again
Jimbo Fisher, the dude with one hundred million dollar contract,

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he was right. I mean, this is basically a money grab,
and everybody's trying to jockey for position to make sure
they're not left out. So with all that going on,
yesterday the Coaches Pole came out the top ten looks
like this, Johnny again, you know how to feel about
preseason polls. They really don't mean a whole lot other
than to give you something to talk about. Georgia, who's
one of the last two national championships. Kirby Smarts, guys
will be loaded again. They're the preseason number one team.

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And the coaches pole Michigan is two, Bama three, Ohio
State four, lsu Is five, Southern col six, Penn State seven,
Florida State, eight, Clemson nine, Tennessee ten. That is your
top ten. And the coaches poll eight p pole comes
out next week. And like I said, we're about three
weeks away from kicking it off, and you'll get some
Southern Fride football t shirts hitded your way and we'll

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be good to go.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
All right, you are the man, you are the pac Man.
Thank you, Mark. We appreciate you, buddy. We'll get up there.

Speaker 6 (01:10:55):
I'll be there next week.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
Shirts.

Speaker 6 (01:10:58):
Yeah, you got it, We'll talk you see.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
God ah, y'all, Well, let's play out some worthy word
one eight hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
Big show you told Free Line across America team up
and playing nets.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
We got our video today it brought you by Nickel
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Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
Got it, dadda and the video ain't gonna monitor for kids.

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Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
Y'all see you laugh at the big show dot com.
Right now, let's do it. Everybody's head about the bed.

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
The wordy word not a wordy where let's meet the contestants.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
We got Darryl waiting to maget him out here. I
got it right there and then right there all right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Should be Darryl from McDowell, Georgia. Good morning, Darryl.

Speaker 11 (01:12:27):
Morning. It's McDonald Georgia.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Donah, all right, you're clothes baby, and.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
It is Darrell all right, thank you. We're all working
together here. Names places, all right? And Durrell you are
playing Terry from Chickamonga, Georgia.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
Oh that's Terry and Terry with a eye should be
a baby dog. Good morning, Terry, Terry with an eye?

Speaker 11 (01:12:53):
Are you there?

Speaker 18 (01:12:54):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
What's up? So Terry.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
Your own team dater in Randy all right, Drel your
own team, John Boy and Billy.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Okay, here we go. So Terry you relax, Me and
Darrell gonna go for the first thirty.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
All right, you ready, buddy, Yes, all right, let's see
if we can hit this one. Alright, starting to clock now,
Elvis A blank A blank of burning love?

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
Yes, yeah, yeah, okay. This is where the King and
Queen live in. Uh no, the other house, not another house,
the country, the country.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
Yeah, that's it, all right, the main blank at the
movie after the pre you get the main What a
blank film? It's a sounds like blank from the Black Lazoon,
except it's not man all right, tailers there me some
toughens there. He hates when I win all the time.

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Durrell too on the board, to on the board.

Speaker 8 (01:14:12):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
So now by the way, Durrella, you on the speakerphone.
Yeah it didn't help you. That's ends. But all right, so, uh,
Durrel's relaxing. It's Hurriy and Tator for their first thirty.
All right, Tarantator picking up on that last one.

Speaker 5 (01:14:36):
Go, I mean your phone may have sir. Cows do
this all day long. They just eat, they do work.
Know that it's part of the they're eating. But they
call it what we do it like if you're trying
to you, yes, you put your gun in your side.
What if it's if it's not Norlan, No, you got

(01:14:59):
that right. We're on the next one. If it's not normal,
or if if the shirt is on sale, because.

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
It's it's it's not.

Speaker 9 (01:15:08):
It's a it's a web.

Speaker 5 (01:15:12):
With y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
Did you put a three on the board to take
the lead by one? See how his attitude improved?

Speaker 4 (01:15:17):
Right there?

Speaker 6 (01:15:19):
Chance, that's all right, Durrell and Billy Andrell. You off
the speakerphone now that will help.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
Okay, all right, right here we go. You picking up
on that last one.

Speaker 6 (01:15:32):
Go, this is what you call clothing that's marked down
because it wasn't put to get right, you know. It's
something's wrong with the like a shirt. The seams might
not line up. It's slightly what they call it. No, no, no,
it's something's wrong with It's a word for something is
wrong with it. Yeah, I think killers is doing it

(01:15:58):
to me this time.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
Just Terry wins three to two because of not going
by the way.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
The word is irregular, irregular regular, ear regular. Yeah, maybe
you could start with the ear you have two of
these to listen to. Oh, don't figure it out now,
all right, we'll good news for you, Derail. You can
play again anytime, buddy. We appreciate you, all right, thank you.

(01:16:31):
All right man, you have a great day down there.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
And Terry, look at you.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
You getting your big old peanut patch bowled peanuts. Kase
Ithing headed down to check amonga for you.

Speaker 8 (01:16:41):
All right, thank you, first time caller.

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
Well, good games waiting gain Good morning, got a big
show on the radio. We got our classic bit request
for this Tuesday morning from Philip Klaus from I'll be
a Iowa. Phillip says, how about gar abuses die? Our
entry about monkey meat? You got it, Philip coming up next.

(01:17:29):
Good morning, it's fix on the radio. Classic be request
this morning, Philip Klaus, I'll be on iron Wall. I
want to hear this specific entry into Abusey's diary. It's
the diary of Gary Busey.

Speaker 18 (01:17:48):
Your diary. This is Garyaucy. Well, lady, look keeps the
smiling on old Gary.

Speaker 4 (01:17:58):
See.

Speaker 18 (01:17:59):
In my travel around the globe as an AUTHSCRI nominated actor,
I've been exposed to several international delicacies, some that are
pretty damn hard to find Stateside. One such tasty treat
got right into the will of my soul. I haven't
had any for about ten years now, and then bam,

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I found a fella in the valley there name a Hakem.
Got a place that sells it, and the price is right.
At last, it last, I can get face first into
a big old can a monkey spam, Africa's greatest export.
One hundred percent pure monkey, no fillers, maybe a hair

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or two times of time, but that just adds to
the adventure.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
I love this stuff.

Speaker 18 (01:18:53):
I don't know that it's really spam, but it looks
exactly like a regular spam, except the pea is sort
of backwards again, it kind of looks welded on. Granted,
by the time Hakem gets it is a little past
its expiration date and the cannas are might sweaty. But Diary,

(01:19:15):
my experience has been monkey don't go bad. I've had
fresh monkey, I've had old monkey, and it all smells
the same, like a moldy old Jim towel rubbed down
with ToeJam. But once you get past that smell, Diary,
you are in for a treat. I hear a lot

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of folks got a problem with eating monkey, something about
how it reminds them of people that don't make no
damn sense. I see fat girls eating bacon all the time.
It don't seem to bother them none. All the hell
with them, whatever the reason, that just means more for me,

(01:19:56):
monkey is good anytime of the dad gum day, and
for for me, it's best at room temperature. I'd glorious
pink and brown cube slides out of that can and
lays there on the plate like a shiny, slippery, paving brick.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
I like it just playing. Grab that hunk a monkey
and just get the gnawing on it. You can do
other stuff with it too.

Speaker 18 (01:20:22):
Sometimes I like to grind it up and stick it
in the oven and make monkey loaf, or in the
ultimate poetic irony, there ain't nothing like a grilled monkey
spam and nanner sandwich. FYI save that monkey grease. I've
been using it to rub down my catcher's mint. I

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don't know what's in it, but once I catch a
fly ball, I can hardly get the mitt to turn
it loose. Got one of them hulk Hogan hairlines. Rub
some of that monkey grease on your skullet and you'll
wake up looking like Don King. Bottom line, if you're
looking for a lunch, that's funky popping the lid on
a can of monkey.

Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
DIARYA got a little sad news.

Speaker 18 (01:21:10):
I had to dump my chunky girlfriend, big bat girl.
First off, she started to lose some weight. You know,
once I could start seeing a waste developed. The shine
was off the apple. She got to be a tad
high maintenance. They used to take her lingerie shopping over
the Lane Bryan West, Hollywood, and she shucked a few pounds.

(01:21:32):
All of a sudden, she trades up to Frederick's of Hollywood.
They got to be a tad, pricing sixty bucks for
a pair of underdrawers that weren't much more than a
pirate's eyepatch with an ext rubber band. So on one side, hell,
I guess I don't really worry about that now. Anyhow,
she ate six cans of my monkey spam. Next thing

(01:21:53):
I know, she shinnied up a poem tree. I ain't
seen her since, so, like Jennifer for Anniston, I'm moving
on until next time. Diary XO XO Gary Abuse.

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Roding
to your Tuesday Morning, August Life.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
And now from Sturges. He is definitely styling in Sturges, lying.

Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
On from Lord Tigers, motorcycle lawyers who ride representing injured
riders over two decades with Lord Tigers have a ride alone.
It's honorary mayors. There are just I don't think Lionel'll
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how you doing?

Speaker 4 (01:23:08):
And north to go?

Speaker 16 (01:23:09):
Now?

Speaker 11 (01:23:11):
Good morning? Killman. Hey, it's South Dakota. Come on, you
gotta nowhere right right.

Speaker 20 (01:23:18):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:23:20):
I was just overt.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
Go ahead, buddy, you're.

Speaker 11 (01:23:23):
Just testing me. You're just testing me. I get that,
and I gotta ask you. But that little intro music,
what is this? Is this the prock cologist off the
weren't the motorcycle rally?

Speaker 15 (01:23:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (01:23:37):
Boys and the.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
South Man? All right, we're gonna work it out on
my are in Linel. We gotta cover now.

Speaker 11 (01:23:48):
Hey, fellas, I'm telling you, we started the day off.
I am at Sturgis at the motorcycle rally, and I'm
sitting here at Sturge's coffee. Emily hooked me up. I
got a problem, and it's the same problem I have
every year. I got a cup here, that says John Boy.
I got a cup here, that says Billy, and I
got my cup here. But there ain't no time Billy
sitting here.

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
Oh he's Oh he's calling you out again.

Speaker 11 (01:24:11):
Oh man, Oh god, who do I got? Who do
I got a call? Or hold hands with? Get you
boys here at the motorcycle rally with me?

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
Their wives.

Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
Start working on it now. Okay, we got it down
to South Dakota. We're getting We're getting, we're getting closed.

Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
Now.

Speaker 11 (01:24:30):
We've got a year. Now, we have a year to
get it to happen. I get.

Speaker 10 (01:24:33):
I'm on the down.

Speaker 11 (01:24:34):
Now let's go. I'm gonna roll away out here in
South Dakota.

Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
Well I just found out you live in Utah, so
you know I got a whole big western part of
the United States.

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
So good to know. Yeah, yeah, have you got a pull? No,
you don't want you don't want him in the limo
with you? Is your wife with you?

Speaker 11 (01:24:57):
No season home? Okay, there just wasn't for her. Maybe
the break she's taking a page out of your book.
Sitting at home.

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
Hey, I got I dropped my wife all with your
wife and then uh yeah, and line'll have me right back.

Speaker 11 (01:25:13):
Okay, good yet ten days later we're gonna get you
ready to rock and roll from the rally and look
at better music. Believe you mean, hey, I handled the
music clearly.

Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
So so linel our listeners. How can they keep up
with you, man?

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
Because I mean I remember last year I was living
viciously through you with your Facebook post.

Speaker 1 (01:25:34):
You got there?

Speaker 16 (01:25:35):
Is that?

Speaker 6 (01:25:36):
Is that?

Speaker 11 (01:25:36):
What we're doing the same thing. Go to Facebook, but
they're telling me I got to get more hits. So
now we're doing the Instagram too, so you can follow
along on Facebook, Low Tigers or Instagram. I'm bringing everybody
who's not here with me the rally. So I hope
that you quit working and you fake it at the
office or on the job site and you start seeing
what the Surge's Motorcycle Rally is all about.

Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
All right, awesome buddy, So look for law Tigers at
Facebook and Instagram.

Speaker 4 (01:26:03):
Good all right?

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
So Jack, you got hooked up on Instagram, so we'll
be able to we'll be able to follow you there,
cool man, And I want y'all.

Speaker 11 (01:26:11):
To see what it's like to see we come here
because we are the motorcycle Lawyers, and we take care
riders So this is where we're gonna be. This is
my family reunion. And cousins aren't here. They don't need
to be named, but we know who they are. He
didn't show up this year. But this is the family
reunion of brothers and sisters of the Roadway. We do
it every single August. And law Tigers are here because

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we are the motorcycle lawyers to take care of you.
Heaven forbid, you've been in an accident.

Speaker 2 (01:26:37):
That's it, all right, little sounds good, buddy. Well we
will keep up with you. Just be checking in with us,
all right, we'll.

Speaker 11 (01:26:45):
Do you bloways, have a good time and enjoy that heat.

Speaker 1 (01:26:48):
Yeah, that hate.

Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
We'll drive us out of the South. That'll be a
good time to go to South Dakota, all right, littel
Thank you, buddy. Law Tigers motorcycle Lawyers who ride.

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