December 29, 2025 • 30 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll check in with Murray and Ceil at Red Hot Talent, Inc… - The listener mailbag was overflowing - so we’ll dive in and address some of the burning issues held therein - including one from a guy with a few keys missing from his keyboard.. - Mad Max gets a rerun for one of his “It’s a Sorry World” updates.. - Ricky B Sharp will spend some time in the Big Show Karaoke Studio.. - We'll get some wise advice from - some kids?.. - Phil McCracken runs down his New Year's resolutions.. - Oliver goes to the ATM.. - and will give our next to the last break of the hour to Bruce Jenner…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What go now?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Go now?
Speaker 1 (00:02):
Okay, good morning, Stan Higgins here.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Nothing makes my day like a chance to pipe in
on John Boy and Billy here in the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
But I don't come here just to see them. I'm
not a gay.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I come here for the eye Candy, Babs, Jackie and
Fader and Thaddy's got a sweet too.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
How is that? Good morning? See what happens when I'm
(00:56):
on time on Monday morning?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Things screwed up?
Speaker 5 (01:02):
You didn't even touch anything.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Well, it was a wild weekend of John Won't Billy
World Headquarters. I'm guessing my chairs at a different level.
And I know my shirt was tucked in Friday. Oh
my gosh, now my shirt tails out.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
So I don't know. Well goes here?
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Ah?
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Your imagining things.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
After the Saturday Big Show.
Speaker 7 (01:27):
You know I.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Have to leave.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I can't stay here, you know before I was a
day make sure nobody's gets wild.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Wow, Well you could stay, but they'd rather you didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, so, and I would tell our affiliates down the line,
what's going on?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
If only I knew?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, the way I'm having it figured here, you just
have a tune that what so what? We will run
into our first commercial break that trick I learned from
doctor Johnny Fever with dead air for about three minutes.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
That was the latest from Marcel Marceau.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
So uh yeah, well, y'all figure out a hand behind
the glass, A big dave there, say, trying to figure
out what's happening, and uh, when we know, I guess what, Jackie,
can you call one hundred.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
And fifteen affiliates. We'll go ahead, get started, start with
the a's.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
We'll tell you start west of the Mississippi, yeah, and
then work your way back.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
All right.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Luckily, man, I had a relaxing weekend except the Grove
Park end. Yeah, really in Ashville, North Carolina, and its
first time I were really been there where. We hadn't
been doing our comedy class, right, But it was great
because I didn't have to be anywhere at a specific time.
You talk about room service in all anywhere.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Oh he was like a cross between Howard Hughes and
Larry the cable guy.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
That was great, and oh stick talk about it.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Chip off the old block would wake up, order breakfast
and go back to sleep. So we wouldn't miss one breakfast,
you know, because eleven, that's.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
My boy.
Speaker 8 (03:03):
Y two.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I said, look, I know, you know you're busy cause
your old dad dad little something. You know, I might
be hungry when I get up.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
And he said, well, I'll have to move some stuff
around make it happen.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
But oh, look at that Andy coming in here. That
button and that one too, those those are up all right,
So Andy on the phone till Phillis and we found
out what was happening.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, what about that? You tell me, Budon put that
on the supposed to me? Now, so what about this
on over here? I noticed that something sometimes, haven't I
told you?
Speaker 9 (03:39):
Baby?
Speaker 5 (03:40):
We just picked up fifteen of philiates that have never
been able to hear us.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
All right, you know I couldn't come in a little
earlier on Monday morning. That's right for the weekend.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Are you gonna play out Burst?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I do?
Speaker 10 (03:55):
Have you a contestant?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Whoa baby? Of course we gotta play out Burst.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I got the legs up there, everything, my first prize
package right here, painte it here hangout John Boy and
Billy Potatoe, Jaggie and Andy behind the glass pillars moving around.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
He left over section in the refrigerators. Of course, we
got four chances for you to play some games.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
This morning.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Always start off with out burs and we got a
one hundred dollars American Express gift card.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
You all ready to jump on in here? Yeah? Are
you really just saying that?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Just saying that?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Three dates in history. This is where we get our categories.
You're gonna plot and play, try to play.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Get stuff out of the mouth. Those are your legs up?
All right? Night?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Tiller's sound is he's Jefferson and he's eating a turkey.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Sound right now, the world's youngest parents gave birth to
a baby on this day. The bouncing baby boy was
the offspring of mister and missus I see of a
boy China. The mother was eight, the father was nine.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Wow, so great great grandparents at seventeen.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
What the heck is that?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Like?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Well, all right, as they work, I don't only I
don't know. Well, you see, John, an eight year old
and a nine year old love each other very well
in China. I always think of that drunk stork on
the bus money card. Hey, there's three billion of them.
They came from somewhere. I'm wondering, are you the Jonesan?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Wol okay?
Speaker 9 (05:38):
Wait game?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
We we went to nineteen ninety one, though disappointed. Sweden's King
Karl the fourteenth Gustav decided not to install a satellite
dish on the roof of his castle after local cultural
experts convinced him it just wouldn't look right and.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Also, what's up with the fourteen in the middle of
shouldn't I go at the end?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
And finally, on this day in nineteen ninety seven, police
said pandemonium rained in a poor Miami neighborhood after a
Brinks armored car crashed into a guardrail and dumped a
fortune in cash on the street. Rings refused to tell
police how much was lost, but Essimus ranged as high
as five hundred thousand dollars. I researched that there was
(06:22):
three point seven million dollars on board.
Speaker 11 (06:25):
They gave the police gave people amnesty. Only three people
responded back with amnesty. One hundred were there rooting through
the stuff. One firefighter gave back a bag of money
worth three hundred and thirty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Wow, in a bag in a bag, one bag. I
have kept it.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
You know, you could probably go back through that neighborhood
a couple months later and figure out who got the cat.
Speaker 11 (06:46):
One guy apparently went home through all this cash in
his front room and ran back.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
And he went home and somebody stole the cash out
of his room.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
What about an honor among you go all right, well
there's the categories. Let's see what happened. It was one
eight hundred big show. You told free line, come on
win without bursts next.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. I
rights whatever. Outburst. Let's play outburst.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 12 (07:37):
John Boy and Billy gave the prizes from the big.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Prize being Let's go contested number one. This should really
be a lot of fun.
Speaker 9 (07:49):
Win.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
You're playing uppers, have a hurry up.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
And guest time. You have the best time. You have
a big shots.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Let's say, hey a Rob from Indian Trail, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
He Rob, good morning, buddy, good morning, Hey by man, welcome.
Speaker 13 (08:18):
Thank you you ready absolutely.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
In five seconds. Three things parents do for kids. Ready go,
We love them, we clothed them, and we feed them. Well,
love him and hold him and call him Joeorgie. I
got to get off the bugs. Money, I go work, Rob.
Now we need three things on the outside of the house.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Ready go, windows, doors, and.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Shutters all right, immediately outside, don't work and for the wind.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Three kinds of trucks ready go?
Speaker 14 (08:55):
How about a UPS truck, an armored truck, and a
Ford pickup truck.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Right, that's the way I'm working on that. You did it, Rob,
It's all yours, buddy.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Can I get a shout out?
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Well?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, and that'd be the time.
Speaker 14 (09:13):
Okay, let's give a shout out to my buddy CW
there at the station and all my.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Coworkers at David's Pond Shop in rock Hill, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yeah, you boy, appreciate you and your boys listening to
the Big Show hangout.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Hello, talent incorporators, Hey is this mister Bestow? No, this
is John Boy Belly here.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
Well, excuse me while I boogaloo.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Say that resolution about keeping a positive mental attitudes kind
of going down a shoot?
Speaker 9 (10:16):
Huh? Shut up?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Okay, well, you've obviously got a lot on your mind.
What you won't keep you as Murray Anne.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
No, he's out signing up another big name, high price
talent to keep out the megabucks still rolling in over here.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
Boy.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Let me guess you're being ironic.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Come on, they say you're the stupid one.
Speaker 7 (10:31):
Hold on, I do what do you mean? Who is it?
Speaker 5 (10:38):
It's the only losers dead for enough to call you
the early in the morning. That's right, Just pick it up, bron.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
No, you hang up.
Speaker 7 (10:48):
Hello, Jimbo, love you?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, Mar alright, man, we're calling to see how come
we haven't heard from you in over a month?
Speaker 6 (10:57):
Wow, Jimbo. We're just coming off Christmas, which, as we know,
is traditionally slow time of the years.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Slow time. Hey, it's Christmas.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Yeah, and when people want a big, jolly guy with
a beard and his little helper, you guys are not
their first choice. I knew I worked it in every year,
but I've passed fifteen years. Bags, it's a late this time,
but you gotta admit that's still a baffo routine.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Baffo.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
Hey, don't mock my show biz cliche. They've served me
well over you. Oh, speaking of cliches, did I tell
you my nephew Sherman's been working on some more movie script?
Speaker 9 (11:27):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
No, you didn't. But gee, well, like gentis jed like what?
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Well, let's see we're pitching Brad Pitt to play a
gorilla researcher who's actually the Grim Reaper in human form.
It's called Meat Mighty Joe Black.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Brad Pitt.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
Huh Okay, that one's a little bit of a launch.
How about this another retelling of the story of the
Exodus from the Bible with a funky musical superstar in
the lead role. Dig this the artist formerly known as
the Prince of Egypt.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
It's not like another log shot.
Speaker 7 (12:00):
They had no problem.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
Sherman's cranking them out fashion and they can shoot them
down to get a couple of falls in love over
the internet. But when they meet they find out they're
both girls. It's called You've Got Female.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
You see.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
That's sort of an Ellen and Hash comeback to you.
Speaker 7 (12:18):
I don't know, man, Okay.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
How about a doctor and they stop smoking clinic that
cures his patients with drugs and laughter nicotine touch Adam.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Oh, good luck with that one too, I know.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
Smith and a wacky fack boy comedy slash action thriller
called Enemy of the State Teachers College Damon and Goodwill Humping.
A young mathematical genius gets called in the porno industry. Ah.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
The problem with those ideas.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
If you can't get that particular start, the whole thing
doesn't work. Now, why don't you get Sherman to write
something for somebody who's already on.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Your client list, like who oh, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Maybe a popular and original comedy duo Love by millions,
long overdue for a shot and movie start them, you know.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Big lovable guys guy.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
And his witty and sarcastic comedy partner, Jimbo.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
What are you talking about, Drew Carrey and meet me
on on our client list.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I'm talking about us, you idiot, John.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Boy Belly, your oldest clients from time to time, your
only clients.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
How about something for us?
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Hey? I find you said, popular and original comedy duo
Love five millions long overdue for a shot at movies.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
That's us. But hey man, a lot you.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
Care, Jimbo, don't say that I do care. Look, these
things take time. I'm working on a shoe string budget
over here. My gal Friday's a manic, depressive call the
yard guys about to bust the spring and kill us all.
It's not easy for me either me, but trust me,
it'll happen because you are my number one.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
Guys.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
The glue that holds this agency together, the straw that
stares my drink, the little white plastic thing that keeps
the pizza from sticking to the lid of my takeout box.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Little white plastics say.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Look, the point is you, oh my guy, and you'll always.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Be my guy because you believe in us.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
No, because your contract has an annual self renewing clause
in it that I didn't tell you about.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
When you signed.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
I never got to run here. Let's do a lunch
thing later. Have your machine call my machine and give
my love to Bobby.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
That's Billy, him too?
Speaker 6 (14:16):
And Jimbo?
Speaker 7 (14:17):
What call me John Boy?
Speaker 5 (14:20):
And Billy? Hey, that's quite a voice you've got there.
Speaker 15 (14:23):
You ever think about doing radio?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Morning radio?
Speaker 9 (14:26):
Dumb? Right O, Monday morning?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
The big show is on the radio in less than
twenty minutes away.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I'm in mad Max. We right now get around in
a pl and action.
Speaker 12 (15:04):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode The
Sharp Surprise. As our story opens, Ricky B. Sharp is
having breakfast at his home in doth Thun, Alabama.
Speaker 16 (15:19):
Uh, Recke, you better get a boo bottle. You're going
to be late for work.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Yeah, I reckon, you're right. Oh uh, by the way,
you and me are supposed to have dinner with Rusty.
Speaker 16 (15:36):
And who's Rusty?
Speaker 4 (15:37):
You know?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Rusty run top to pop up, Pop Hit Datty, that
Greek fella that owns all the pizza runs. Rusty just
got promoted to assistant manager over at store number three.
Speaker 16 (15:49):
Uh huh, So where are we going to have dinner?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Right here? I invited him to come home and he
with us.
Speaker 16 (15:55):
Wayne tonight tonight some of us.
Speaker 15 (16:01):
He hasn't.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Mush's been here about six fifty But Ricky, what in.
Speaker 16 (16:05):
The world am I gonna cook?
Speaker 8 (16:07):
Then?
Speaker 16 (16:07):
Two eggs? I just scrambled you was the last spectators
hold that gup holse?
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Well, then I reckon, you gonna be making a trip
to the grocery store, and while you're up, you might
want to take a whack at them dishes piled up
in the Saint says we all got something clean to
eat off of?
Speaker 16 (16:22):
Oh Lord, and look at this house, it's a rack.
I still ain't they just taking down all the Christmas decorations? Yeay,
es ella. Ricky's got all his match about car spent
out all over the place.
Speaker 15 (16:34):
Had I that's my car.
Speaker 16 (16:38):
And anyway, I ain't got nothing presentable to wear either.
I'm I'm a good week behind all the lawdry. It's
gonna take me on that good day to get everything
straightened up around here. And then you say I got
a good dinner too, Regge, this gonna be disaster.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
A yeah, no, hello you do.
Speaker 16 (17:05):
Then why in the world did you invite this failler
to come home and have dinner with us tonight?
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Because yesterday the poor dumbs o b told me he's
thinking about getting married.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Hey, sweet britches, what you gonna do with that frying pan?
Speaker 14 (17:31):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (17:34):
Should it again?
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Next time we're here?
Speaker 12 (17:36):
That crusty old Greek feller that owns all the pizza
runt say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
You telling mister pop everybody's got a big shoulder radio.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
I was wondering if John Boy and Billy were around Graham,
North Carolina in the summer of nineteen seventy three. I
remember two great guys from there during the big hid
out from.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
My old lady.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Other than that wouldn't have been nice.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
There was also this cool pool room in the middle
of town. They talking about Whitey's Fish Market. Huh did
you guys drive a nineteen seventy three Monte Carlo that
was green and you painted it black white?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Didn't?
Speaker 5 (18:40):
Everybody?
Speaker 9 (18:42):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (18:42):
If you're the same guys, I want you to know
that the people of Burlington Graham are the nicest folks
I've ever met.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Ps.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Does John Rayford have a son Clarence that used to
go to school in Columbus, Georgia near Fort Minning in
sixty two or sixty four?
Speaker 10 (18:56):
Nothing I know of on.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Well, that might have been me moving around Granmar, But
me and Billy didn't actually meet until nineteen eighty, right.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
Cause if we'd been together, then there's no way we'd
be together now. Yeah, that was dead and one of
us would be in jail.
Speaker 10 (19:13):
I happen with this sided people all the time. They're
not Siamese twins, right, they aren't conjoined and haven't been
together since birth.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
That's just natural people saying we've been together for so
long and say people think that, y'all.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
That's why they say things like that's John boy and
Billy's boy. Yes, bless my son's little heart. About four
years ago, we went to watch Jonathan Johnny's oldest boy
playing all we get in the car after the game.
He's sitting up on the back of the seat, Mama
John Boy and Billy's boy's voice is changed.
Speaker 10 (19:44):
People think that you and Billy ride to work together,
ride home, have dinner together, your families live together. You
got this big commune house.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Oh yeah wherever I am. And somebody say, is that Billy,
I'll just say yeah.
Speaker 10 (19:59):
And the truth of the matter is they don't even
talk to each other on the telephone.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
They think it's like Manson in the family on the
Spawn ranch in California.
Speaker 10 (20:07):
They like each other in all.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
That's just not that.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Yeah, that's why we stayed together so well over the
years because we're different. Oh yeah, so that was the
summer for my senior year, so I'm sure I wouldn't
have been hanging out in Whitey's pool rooms.
Speaker 7 (20:22):
Oh no.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
And I'm sure he didn't have it together enough to
have a money Carlow.
Speaker 10 (20:26):
I can tell you from growing up in the same
hometown as Billy in nineteen seventy four, they ain't no
way he was in a pool hall.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Only if I was having car trouble outside the pool hall.
But not even needed to use the phone.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
But anyway, that was probably me the nice one. And
let me say hoo could that man? Well, that could
have been Merry. Oh well, Mario could have been bone Packer.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Doug, Bone and Pecker. By the way, are two different people?
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Good mud, flat Dingleberry, doctor Spock one eye, one eye.
Speaker 7 (21:03):
But cheek.
Speaker 10 (21:04):
Oh wait, one eye and hook they're the same guy.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah a dollar or half dollar? Half dollar? Oh yeah, yeah,
half dollar?
Speaker 2 (21:13):
You and your friends?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
What about your people?
Speaker 10 (21:15):
Your people's got a rap star named fifty cents.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yeah, oh different and a tough guy named Nelly.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Well, let's see if we can get us a winner.
Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. All right, today is John
Boy Jeopardy? Believe it or not. An average of three
people a year are killed as a result of using
their tongue as a way of testing one of these what.
Speaker 5 (21:50):
Is new generator on the electric fence?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Even stupider?
Speaker 5 (21:54):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
One ain't undred big show? You call her nine.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
We play with you next, Good morning, to make sure
(22:20):
it's on the radio, help me hang around about thirty minutes.
Our first visit of the year from mad Max through
the holidays have calmed him right now, Yeah, right now, let's.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
La yes, whoy a crowfee Iracians.
Speaker 12 (22:37):
John Now a man who almost died using his tongue
to test a McNugget he found under the front seat
of his truck.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
He is John Moore.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Turns out there wasn't much chicken left in it. There's
a head of Rob out of Gastonia, North Carolina. Good morning, Rob.
I know what you mean by it, all right, buddy?
Will hear you out first up? Believe it or not,
an average of three people a year are killed as
a result of using their tongue as a way of
(23:13):
testing one of these.
Speaker 14 (23:15):
I'm gonna have to say, the dreaded nine volt battery.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
You're going, okay, so battery, well, battery, let's see.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
So I was wondering about that. The answer is battery,
and I was thinking it might be a car battery.
He's back to think about bucks, Buddy Kirk.
Speaker 14 (23:38):
Yeah, I hate to see the tongue that did that.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah, that makes more sense than nine vote batteries. Yeah,
so y'all don't do that.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
By the wait, you called it the dreaded nine volte
How many have you lost to that one?
Speaker 14 (23:50):
Well, they've been they've been accused of starting fires actually
across the when you cross the terminals like you can
easily do. So everybody needs to be careful. Don't put
those down in your pocket or anything.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Keep them out of your mouth. Get that battery out
of your mouth. All right, we're good to ride bull
not o.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
We learned something that you get the big old prize package.
Congratulations buddy, Well.
Speaker 14 (24:12):
I appreciate it and enjoying the show. Guys, thanks much.
Speaker 13 (24:15):
All right, man, glad you want hang on? Good morning,
(24:38):
A big show is on the radio.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Oh we get letters.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
You get your letders.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Man trying to have one outlet.
Speaker 13 (24:59):
Alright, love those.
Speaker 15 (25:02):
Say mail man.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
May, Hi, my name is John. My home is in Wilmington,
North Carolina.
Speaker 7 (25:12):
I live in China.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
I would like to send you emails occasional about living
in China and how stranged it is sometime.
Speaker 17 (25:21):
See these Chinese they have a whole different language. Well,
let's explain that my keyboard is missing some tters, so
be patent. Let me know I you are interested. I'm
here as an English teacher. I met my girlfriend who
is Chinese on the internet. That's why I hear Please written.
Speaker 14 (25:46):
Me act.
Speaker 15 (25:54):
What an UMass, Good morning to Vic show is.
Speaker 7 (26:20):
On the radio, Jump on bell who lad Max?
Speaker 6 (26:23):
Here?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
How's it going?
Speaker 7 (26:25):
Now you think it's going, I'm madder Kim jong On
at a South Rogan film pass.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Who you are?
Speaker 7 (26:32):
Back? By the way.
Speaker 8 (26:33):
I saw that movie the interview over Christmas. It was
so bad I got on pay palace in North Korea
six months. Mary, I'd always kick off a new year
with a quick tour of nerve wrecking news headlines. So
here's another mad Max Sorry World update. The Islamo nuts
(26:53):
and Isis have got a new public relations campaign going on.
Their latest move to get the locals on their side
is relaxing. They're no smoking policy. The helling Isis first.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
Took over the area and they cracked out hard. One
of the tough new rules was no smoking. They confiscated
all the cigarettes in town and ran over them with
a bunch of hummers they grabbed from the Iraqis. Now,
from that point on, anybody caught selling smokes was in
for thirty lashes with a whip or had that go
over not too good. Their popularity on the street took
(27:29):
a pretty big hit. The only thing that'll make a
crazy Muslim even crazier is a take away a cigarette.
So they eased up on the no smoking deal and
now they're letting stores sell cigarettes again. That's right, fundamentalist
Muslim terrorists are cooler about smoking the number and before
(27:49):
I'm forgetting to throw this hand my big olf bud. Now,
if you live in a town or some geehaw, Johnny my,
walk into the food corner of the mall and blow
itself up by cigarettes, ain't your biggest local health pop
with him? I finally in the news speaking of smoking
at with a weed that blows your way in a
(28:10):
rock concert might be as bad for your health as
second hand cigarette smoke at according to a new study
by the left wing egg Hens of the University of
California at San Francisiico. Well, the lead guy, says he
came up with idea to Paul McCartney concert. In the
middle of the show, a bunch of people started lighting
up joints. That gave him an idea. If people started
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lighting cigarettes in the middle of a stadium, most people
would tell him to stop, but because they were smoking marijuana,
it was okay. So he ordered a study to see
if secondhand weed was as bad as second hand Weston's well,
a group of lab rats exposed to pot smoke suffered
the same negative effect, even if the marijuana they smoked
(28:54):
contained no THC, which is a chemical in pot that
makes you high. So let me get this straight. To
do this study, I had to figure out how to
grow pot that won't make it hot. Good word genius says,
how much did that cost? You can't wait to see
how to lift his walks? Guy bro, you know all
(29:14):
about medical marijuana. Lately, part's more legal than cigarettes in
Washington and Colorado. And by the way, so did the
District of Columbia, A place has been full of dope
since seventeen eighty messages the word to the wise. When
most of your support comes from potheads, you might not
want to start coming down on pot. And that's some
(29:36):
of the news making news in your storry world this morning.
The next time, this is mad Max saying, watch you die,
don't drink and drive, sit out, shut up, and quit.
Word in my life, John boy, Billy, y'all had a
nice day.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Good more than everybody. If my makes your family yours.
Thank you for listening, your listen news. What a sport's
coming up?
Speaker 9 (30:00):
Hello?
Speaker 10 (30:02):
Listen Ricky Bay sharp brother.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
How about you pot lickers are listening to a couple
other pot liquors, noted John boyd Philly on The Big Show.
You know, I just a guest star on the Playhouse
and the official mascot from mister Populist over the pizza runt.
That's just the tip of the iceberg. But this note
from John Boy, keep it short, shut up a
What go now?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Go now?
Speaker 1 (00:02):
Okay, good morning, Stan Higgins here.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Nothing makes my day like a chance to pipe in
on John Boy and Billy here in the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
But I don't come here just to see them. I'm
not a gay.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I come here for the eye Candy, Babs, Jackie and
Fader and Thaddy's got a sweet too.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
How is that? Good morning? See what happens when I'm
(00:56):
on time on Monday morning?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Things screwed up?
Speaker 5 (01:02):
You didn't even touch anything.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Well, it was a wild weekend of John Won't Billy
World Headquarters. I'm guessing my chairs at a different level.
And I know my shirt was tucked in Friday. Oh
my gosh, now my shirt tails out.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
So I don't know. Well goes here?
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Ah?
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Your imagining things.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
After the Saturday Big Show.
Speaker 7 (01:27):
You know I.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Have to leave.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I can't stay here, you know before I was a
day make sure nobody's gets wild.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Wow, Well you could stay, but they'd rather you didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, so, and I would tell our affiliates down the line,
what's going on?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
If only I knew?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, the way I'm having it figured here, you just
have a tune that what so what? We will run
into our first commercial break that trick I learned from
doctor Johnny Fever with dead air for about three minutes.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
That was the latest from Marcel Marceau.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
So uh yeah, well, y'all figure out a hand behind
the glass, A big dave there, say, trying to figure
out what's happening, and uh, when we know, I guess what, Jackie,
can you call one hundred.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
And fifteen affiliates. We'll go ahead, get started, start with
the a's.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
We'll tell you start west of the Mississippi, yeah, and
then work your way back.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
All right.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Luckily, man, I had a relaxing weekend except the Grove
Park end. Yeah, really in Ashville, North Carolina, and its
first time I were really been there where. We hadn't
been doing our comedy class, right, But it was great
because I didn't have to be anywhere at a specific time.
You talk about room service in all anywhere.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Oh he was like a cross between Howard Hughes and
Larry the cable guy.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
That was great, and oh stick talk about it.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Chip off the old block would wake up, order breakfast
and go back to sleep. So we wouldn't miss one breakfast,
you know, because eleven, that's.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
My boy.
Speaker 8 (03:03):
Y two.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I said, look, I know, you know you're busy cause
your old dad dad little something. You know, I might
be hungry when I get up.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
And he said, well, I'll have to move some stuff
around make it happen.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
But oh, look at that Andy coming in here. That
button and that one too, those those are up all right,
So Andy on the phone till Phillis and we found
out what was happening.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, what about that? You tell me, Budon put that
on the supposed to me? Now, so what about this
on over here? I noticed that something sometimes, haven't I
told you?
Speaker 9 (03:39):
Baby?
Speaker 5 (03:40):
We just picked up fifteen of philiates that have never
been able to hear us.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
All right, you know I couldn't come in a little
earlier on Monday morning. That's right for the weekend.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Are you gonna play out Burst?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I do?
Speaker 10 (03:55):
Have you a contestant?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Whoa baby? Of course we gotta play out Burst.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I got the legs up there, everything, my first prize
package right here, painte it here hangout John Boy and
Billy Potatoe, Jaggie and Andy behind the glass pillars moving around.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
He left over section in the refrigerators. Of course, we
got four chances for you to play some games.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
This morning.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Always start off with out burs and we got a
one hundred dollars American Express gift card.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
You all ready to jump on in here? Yeah? Are
you really just saying that?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Just saying that?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Three dates in history. This is where we get our categories.
You're gonna plot and play, try to play.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Get stuff out of the mouth. Those are your legs up?
All right? Night?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Tiller's sound is he's Jefferson and he's eating a turkey.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Sound right now, the world's youngest parents gave birth to
a baby on this day. The bouncing baby boy was
the offspring of mister and missus I see of a
boy China. The mother was eight, the father was nine.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Wow, so great great grandparents at seventeen.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
What the heck is that?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Like?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Well, all right, as they work, I don't only I
don't know. Well, you see, John, an eight year old
and a nine year old love each other very well
in China. I always think of that drunk stork on
the bus money card. Hey, there's three billion of them.
They came from somewhere. I'm wondering, are you the Jonesan?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Wol okay?
Speaker 9 (05:38):
Wait game?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
We we went to nineteen ninety one, though disappointed. Sweden's King
Karl the fourteenth Gustav decided not to install a satellite
dish on the roof of his castle after local cultural
experts convinced him it just wouldn't look right and.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Also, what's up with the fourteen in the middle of
shouldn't I go at the end?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
And finally, on this day in nineteen ninety seven, police
said pandemonium rained in a poor Miami neighborhood after a
Brinks armored car crashed into a guardrail and dumped a
fortune in cash on the street. Rings refused to tell
police how much was lost, but Essimus ranged as high
as five hundred thousand dollars. I researched that there was
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three point seven million dollars on board.
Speaker 11 (06:25):
They gave the police gave people amnesty. Only three people
responded back with amnesty. One hundred were there rooting through
the stuff. One firefighter gave back a bag of money
worth three hundred and thirty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Wow, in a bag in a bag, one bag. I
have kept it.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
You know, you could probably go back through that neighborhood
a couple months later and figure out who got the cat.
Speaker 11 (06:46):
One guy apparently went home through all this cash in
his front room and ran back.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
And he went home and somebody stole the cash out
of his room.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
What about an honor among you go all right, well
there's the categories. Let's see what happened. It was one
eight hundred big show. You told free line, come on
win without bursts next.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. I
rights whatever. Outburst. Let's play outburst.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 12 (07:37):
John Boy and Billy gave the prizes from the big.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Prize being Let's go contested number one. This should really
be a lot of fun.
Speaker 9 (07:49):
Win.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
You're playing uppers, have a hurry up.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
And guest time. You have the best time. You have
a big shots.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Let's say, hey a Rob from Indian Trail, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
He Rob, good morning, buddy, good morning, Hey by man, welcome.
Speaker 13 (08:18):
Thank you you ready absolutely.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
In five seconds. Three things parents do for kids. Ready go,
We love them, we clothed them, and we feed them. Well,
love him and hold him and call him Joeorgie. I
got to get off the bugs. Money, I go work, Rob.
Now we need three things on the outside of the house.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Ready go, windows, doors, and.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Shutters all right, immediately outside, don't work and for the wind.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Three kinds of trucks ready go?
Speaker 14 (08:55):
How about a UPS truck, an armored truck, and a
Ford pickup truck.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Right, that's the way I'm working on that. You did it, Rob,
It's all yours, buddy.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Can I get a shout out?
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Well?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, and that'd be the time.
Speaker 14 (09:13):
Okay, let's give a shout out to my buddy CW
there at the station and all my.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Coworkers at David's Pond Shop in rock Hill, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yeah, you boy, appreciate you and your boys listening to
the Big Show hangout.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Hello, talent incorporators, Hey is this mister Bestow? No, this
is John Boy Belly here.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
Well, excuse me while I boogaloo.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Say that resolution about keeping a positive mental attitudes kind
of going down a shoot?
Speaker 9 (10:16):
Huh? Shut up?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Okay, well, you've obviously got a lot on your mind.
What you won't keep you as Murray Anne.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
No, he's out signing up another big name, high price
talent to keep out the megabucks still rolling in over here.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
Boy.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Let me guess you're being ironic.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Come on, they say you're the stupid one.
Speaker 7 (10:31):
Hold on, I do what do you mean? Who is it?
Speaker 5 (10:38):
It's the only losers dead for enough to call you
the early in the morning. That's right, Just pick it up, bron.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
No, you hang up.
Speaker 7 (10:48):
Hello, Jimbo, love you?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, Mar alright, man, we're calling to see how come
we haven't heard from you in over a month?
Speaker 6 (10:57):
Wow, Jimbo. We're just coming off Christmas, which, as we know,
is traditionally slow time of the years.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Slow time. Hey, it's Christmas.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Yeah, and when people want a big, jolly guy with
a beard and his little helper, you guys are not
their first choice. I knew I worked it in every year,
but I've passed fifteen years. Bags, it's a late this time,
but you gotta admit that's still a baffo routine.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Baffo.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
Hey, don't mock my show biz cliche. They've served me
well over you. Oh, speaking of cliches, did I tell
you my nephew Sherman's been working on some more movie script?
Speaker 9 (11:27):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
No, you didn't. But gee, well, like gentis jed like what?
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Well, let's see we're pitching Brad Pitt to play a
gorilla researcher who's actually the Grim Reaper in human form.
It's called Meat Mighty Joe Black.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Brad Pitt.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
Huh Okay, that one's a little bit of a launch.
How about this another retelling of the story of the
Exodus from the Bible with a funky musical superstar in
the lead role. Dig this the artist formerly known as
the Prince of Egypt.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
It's not like another log shot.
Speaker 7 (12:00):
They had no problem.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
Sherman's cranking them out fashion and they can shoot them
down to get a couple of falls in love over
the internet. But when they meet they find out they're
both girls. It's called You've Got Female.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
You see.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
That's sort of an Ellen and Hash comeback to you.
Speaker 7 (12:18):
I don't know, man, Okay.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
How about a doctor and they stop smoking clinic that
cures his patients with drugs and laughter nicotine touch Adam.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Oh, good luck with that one too, I know.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
Smith and a wacky fack boy comedy slash action thriller
called Enemy of the State Teachers College Damon and Goodwill Humping.
A young mathematical genius gets called in the porno industry. Ah.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
The problem with those ideas.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
If you can't get that particular start, the whole thing
doesn't work. Now, why don't you get Sherman to write
something for somebody who's already on.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Your client list, like who oh, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Maybe a popular and original comedy duo Love by millions,
long overdue for a shot and movie start them, you know.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Big lovable guys guy.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
And his witty and sarcastic comedy partner, Jimbo.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
What are you talking about, Drew Carrey and meet me
on on our client list.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I'm talking about us, you idiot, John.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Boy Belly, your oldest clients from time to time, your
only clients.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
How about something for us?
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Hey? I find you said, popular and original comedy duo
Love five millions long overdue for a shot at movies.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
That's us. But hey man, a lot you.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
Care, Jimbo, don't say that I do care. Look, these
things take time. I'm working on a shoe string budget
over here. My gal Friday's a manic, depressive call the
yard guys about to bust the spring and kill us all.
It's not easy for me either me, but trust me,
it'll happen because you are my number one.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
Guys.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
The glue that holds this agency together, the straw that
stares my drink, the little white plastic thing that keeps
the pizza from sticking to the lid of my takeout box.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Little white plastics say.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Look, the point is you, oh my guy, and you'll always.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Be my guy because you believe in us.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
No, because your contract has an annual self renewing clause
in it that I didn't tell you about.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
When you signed.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
I never got to run here. Let's do a lunch
thing later. Have your machine call my machine and give
my love to Bobby.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
That's Billy, him too?
Speaker 6 (14:16):
And Jimbo?
Speaker 7 (14:17):
What call me John Boy?
Speaker 5 (14:20):
And Billy? Hey, that's quite a voice you've got there.
Speaker 15 (14:23):
You ever think about doing radio?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Morning radio?
Speaker 9 (14:26):
Dumb? Right O, Monday morning?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
The big show is on the radio in less than
twenty minutes away.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I'm in mad Max. We right now get around in
a pl and action.
Speaker 12 (15:04):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode The
Sharp Surprise. As our story opens, Ricky B. Sharp is
having breakfast at his home in doth Thun, Alabama.
Speaker 16 (15:19):
Uh, Recke, you better get a boo bottle. You're going
to be late for work.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Yeah, I reckon, you're right. Oh uh, by the way,
you and me are supposed to have dinner with Rusty.
Speaker 16 (15:36):
And who's Rusty?
Speaker 4 (15:37):
You know?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Rusty run top to pop up, Pop Hit Datty, that
Greek fella that owns all the pizza runs. Rusty just
got promoted to assistant manager over at store number three.
Speaker 16 (15:49):
Uh huh, So where are we going to have dinner?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Right here? I invited him to come home and he
with us.
Speaker 16 (15:55):
Wayne tonight tonight some of us.
Speaker 15 (16:01):
He hasn't.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Mush's been here about six fifty But Ricky, what in.
Speaker 16 (16:05):
The world am I gonna cook?
Speaker 8 (16:07):
Then?
Speaker 16 (16:07):
Two eggs? I just scrambled you was the last spectators
hold that gup holse?
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Well, then I reckon, you gonna be making a trip
to the grocery store, and while you're up, you might
want to take a whack at them dishes piled up
in the Saint says we all got something clean to
eat off of?
Speaker 16 (16:22):
Oh Lord, and look at this house, it's a rack.
I still ain't they just taking down all the Christmas decorations? Yeay,
es ella. Ricky's got all his match about car spent
out all over the place.
Speaker 15 (16:34):
Had I that's my car.
Speaker 16 (16:38):
And anyway, I ain't got nothing presentable to wear either.
I'm I'm a good week behind all the lawdry. It's
gonna take me on that good day to get everything
straightened up around here. And then you say I got
a good dinner too, Regge, this gonna be disaster.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
A yeah, no, hello you do.
Speaker 16 (17:05):
Then why in the world did you invite this failler
to come home and have dinner with us tonight?
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Because yesterday the poor dumbs o b told me he's
thinking about getting married.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Hey, sweet britches, what you gonna do with that frying pan?
Speaker 14 (17:31):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (17:34):
Should it again?
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Next time we're here?
Speaker 12 (17:36):
That crusty old Greek feller that owns all the pizza
runt say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
You telling mister pop everybody's got a big shoulder radio.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
I was wondering if John Boy and Billy were around Graham,
North Carolina in the summer of nineteen seventy three. I
remember two great guys from there during the big hid
out from.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
My old lady.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Other than that wouldn't have been nice.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
There was also this cool pool room in the middle
of town. They talking about Whitey's Fish Market. Huh did
you guys drive a nineteen seventy three Monte Carlo that
was green and you painted it black white?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Didn't?
Speaker 5 (18:40):
Everybody?
Speaker 9 (18:42):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (18:42):
If you're the same guys, I want you to know
that the people of Burlington Graham are the nicest folks
I've ever met.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Ps.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Does John Rayford have a son Clarence that used to
go to school in Columbus, Georgia near Fort Minning in
sixty two or sixty four?
Speaker 10 (18:56):
Nothing I know of on.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Well, that might have been me moving around Granmar, But
me and Billy didn't actually meet until nineteen eighty, right.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
Cause if we'd been together, then there's no way we'd
be together now. Yeah, that was dead and one of
us would be in jail.
Speaker 10 (19:13):
I happen with this sided people all the time. They're
not Siamese twins, right, they aren't conjoined and haven't been
together since birth.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
That's just natural people saying we've been together for so
long and say people think that, y'all.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
That's why they say things like that's John boy and
Billy's boy. Yes, bless my son's little heart. About four
years ago, we went to watch Jonathan Johnny's oldest boy
playing all we get in the car after the game.
He's sitting up on the back of the seat, Mama
John Boy and Billy's boy's voice is changed.
Speaker 10 (19:44):
People think that you and Billy ride to work together,
ride home, have dinner together, your families live together. You
got this big commune house.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Oh yeah wherever I am. And somebody say, is that Billy,
I'll just say yeah.
Speaker 10 (19:59):
And the truth of the matter is they don't even
talk to each other on the telephone.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
They think it's like Manson in the family on the
Spawn ranch in California.
Speaker 10 (20:07):
They like each other in all.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
That's just not that.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Yeah, that's why we stayed together so well over the
years because we're different. Oh yeah, so that was the
summer for my senior year, so I'm sure I wouldn't
have been hanging out in Whitey's pool rooms.
Speaker 7 (20:22):
Oh no.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
And I'm sure he didn't have it together enough to
have a money Carlow.
Speaker 10 (20:26):
I can tell you from growing up in the same
hometown as Billy in nineteen seventy four, they ain't no
way he was in a pool hall.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Only if I was having car trouble outside the pool hall.
But not even needed to use the phone.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
But anyway, that was probably me the nice one. And
let me say hoo could that man? Well, that could
have been Merry. Oh well, Mario could have been bone Packer.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Doug, Bone and Pecker. By the way, are two different people?
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Good mud, flat Dingleberry, doctor Spock one eye, one eye.
Speaker 7 (21:03):
But cheek.
Speaker 10 (21:04):
Oh wait, one eye and hook they're the same guy.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah a dollar or half dollar? Half dollar? Oh yeah, yeah,
half dollar?
Speaker 2 (21:13):
You and your friends?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
What about your people?
Speaker 10 (21:15):
Your people's got a rap star named fifty cents.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yeah, oh different and a tough guy named Nelly.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Well, let's see if we can get us a winner.
Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. All right, today is John
Boy Jeopardy? Believe it or not. An average of three
people a year are killed as a result of using
their tongue as a way of testing one of these what.
Speaker 5 (21:50):
Is new generator on the electric fence?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Even stupider?
Speaker 5 (21:54):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
One ain't undred big show? You call her nine.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
We play with you next, Good morning, to make sure
(22:20):
it's on the radio, help me hang around about thirty minutes.
Our first visit of the year from mad Max through
the holidays have calmed him right now, Yeah, right now, let's.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
La yes, whoy a crowfee Iracians.
Speaker 12 (22:37):
John Now a man who almost died using his tongue
to test a McNugget he found under the front seat
of his truck.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
He is John Moore.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Turns out there wasn't much chicken left in it. There's
a head of Rob out of Gastonia, North Carolina. Good morning, Rob.
I know what you mean by it, all right, buddy?
Will hear you out first up? Believe it or not,
an average of three people a year are killed as
a result of using their tongue as a way of
(23:13):
testing one of these.
Speaker 14 (23:15):
I'm gonna have to say, the dreaded nine volt battery.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
You're going, okay, so battery, well, battery, let's see.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
So I was wondering about that. The answer is battery,
and I was thinking it might be a car battery.
He's back to think about bucks, Buddy Kirk.
Speaker 14 (23:38):
Yeah, I hate to see the tongue that did that.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah, that makes more sense than nine vote batteries. Yeah,
so y'all don't do that.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
By the wait, you called it the dreaded nine volte
How many have you lost to that one?
Speaker 14 (23:50):
Well, they've been they've been accused of starting fires actually
across the when you cross the terminals like you can
easily do. So everybody needs to be careful. Don't put
those down in your pocket or anything.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Keep them out of your mouth. Get that battery out
of your mouth. All right, we're good to ride bull
not o.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
We learned something that you get the big old prize package.
Congratulations buddy, Well.
Speaker 14 (24:12):
I appreciate it and enjoying the show. Guys, thanks much.
Speaker 13 (24:15):
All right, man, glad you want hang on? Good morning,
(24:38):
A big show is on the radio.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Oh we get letters.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
You get your letders.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Man trying to have one outlet.
Speaker 13 (24:59):
Alright, love those.
Speaker 15 (25:02):
Say mail man.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
May, Hi, my name is John. My home is in Wilmington,
North Carolina.
Speaker 7 (25:12):
I live in China.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
I would like to send you emails occasional about living
in China and how stranged it is sometime.
Speaker 17 (25:21):
See these Chinese they have a whole different language. Well,
let's explain that my keyboard is missing some tters, so
be patent. Let me know I you are interested. I'm
here as an English teacher. I met my girlfriend who
is Chinese on the internet. That's why I hear Please written.
Speaker 14 (25:46):
Me act.
Speaker 15 (25:54):
What an UMass, Good morning to Vic show is.
Speaker 7 (26:20):
On the radio, Jump on bell who lad Max?
Speaker 6 (26:23):
Here?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
How's it going?
Speaker 7 (26:25):
Now you think it's going, I'm madder Kim jong On
at a South Rogan film pass.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Who you are?
Speaker 7 (26:32):
Back? By the way.
Speaker 8 (26:33):
I saw that movie the interview over Christmas. It was
so bad I got on pay palace in North Korea
six months. Mary, I'd always kick off a new year
with a quick tour of nerve wrecking news headlines. So
here's another mad Max Sorry World update. The Islamo nuts
(26:53):
and Isis have got a new public relations campaign going on.
Their latest move to get the locals on their side
is relaxing. They're no smoking policy. The helling Isis first.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
Took over the area and they cracked out hard. One
of the tough new rules was no smoking. They confiscated
all the cigarettes in town and ran over them with
a bunch of hummers they grabbed from the Iraqis. Now,
from that point on, anybody caught selling smokes was in
for thirty lashes with a whip or had that go
over not too good. Their popularity on the street took
(27:29):
a pretty big hit. The only thing that'll make a
crazy Muslim even crazier is a take away a cigarette.
So they eased up on the no smoking deal and
now they're letting stores sell cigarettes again. That's right, fundamentalist
Muslim terrorists are cooler about smoking the number and before
(27:49):
I'm forgetting to throw this hand my big olf bud. Now,
if you live in a town or some geehaw, Johnny my,
walk into the food corner of the mall and blow
itself up by cigarettes, ain't your biggest local health pop
with him? I finally in the news speaking of smoking
at with a weed that blows your way in a
(28:10):
rock concert might be as bad for your health as
second hand cigarette smoke at according to a new study
by the left wing egg Hens of the University of
California at San Francisiico. Well, the lead guy, says he
came up with idea to Paul McCartney concert. In the
middle of the show, a bunch of people started lighting
up joints. That gave him an idea. If people started
(28:33):
lighting cigarettes in the middle of a stadium, most people
would tell him to stop, but because they were smoking marijuana,
it was okay. So he ordered a study to see
if secondhand weed was as bad as second hand Weston's well,
a group of lab rats exposed to pot smoke suffered
the same negative effect, even if the marijuana they smoked
(28:54):
contained no THC, which is a chemical in pot that
makes you high. So let me get this straight. To
do this study, I had to figure out how to
grow pot that won't make it hot. Good word genius says,
how much did that cost? You can't wait to see
how to lift his walks? Guy bro, you know all
(29:14):
about medical marijuana. Lately, part's more legal than cigarettes in
Washington and Colorado. And by the way, so did the
District of Columbia, A place has been full of dope
since seventeen eighty messages the word to the wise. When
most of your support comes from potheads, you might not
want to start coming down on pot. And that's some
(29:36):
of the news making news in your storry world this morning.
The next time, this is mad Max saying, watch you die,
don't drink and drive, sit out, shut up, and quit.
Word in my life, John boy, Billy, y'all had a
nice day.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Good more than everybody. If my makes your family yours.
Thank you for listening, your listen news. What a sport's
coming up?
Speaker 9 (30:00):
Hello?
Speaker 10 (30:02):
Listen Ricky Bay sharp brother.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
How about you pot lickers are listening to a couple
other pot liquors, noted John boyd Philly on The Big Show.
You know, I just a guest star on the Playhouse
and the official mascot from mister Populist over the pizza runt.
That's just the tip of the iceberg. But this note
from John Boy, keep it short, shut up a
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