May 19, 2025 • 47 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Ric Flair gets an early morning shout out.. - We’re giving Jeff Pillars room to let off some steam - he’s come up with a few Top 10 Lists of things that burn his biscuits.. - Mary Jane has been doing some deep thinking.. - Gary Busey details some crazy wedding news in an entry into his diary.. - We dust off a karaoke recording of Louie Louie by the legendary Robert D. Raiford.. - We fill a request for Tacky Jackies.. - and the Grumpy Old Man explains why he hates celebrities…
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No us, y'all, what I gotta ask you a question?
You know this is a commodore? Is Anna Richie? Have
you seen him lately?
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I know what you're talking about.
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his scalp to the back of.
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His head, so it's got. The last time I saw
it looked like hit his head. Remember when my old
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that way, lovely. Something have been feeding him starbursts.
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He looks more like he just got out of a
wind tunnel at nine hundred miles an hour.
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It ain't pretty, no, so do you think he had
some more work done? But he got about ten been
up in that face and it didn't take.
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On TV.
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He's on the.
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Voice, isn't it American idol?
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Oh?
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That's it okay to check him out?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Who scared me? Courtney Cox from friends have seen?
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Well, I mean, and I know, ladies, you know, as
you get older, you know, it's just tough.
Speaker 10 (02:26):
They need to go to your uh dentist office.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Doctor Neil, the little young lady in her twenties who
said I said, Damn, you're pretty.
Speaker 10 (02:34):
Had no idea she had what a kid or two
looks like? Yes he did. She said, I said, God,
you're gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I do boattocks?
Speaker 10 (02:44):
Damn? What was I thinking back when I was your
that's what you said, like the.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Young girls are starting to do that like younger and
younger than.
Speaker 8 (02:53):
White prevents the creases from even happening.
Speaker 10 (02:56):
So that's what she said.
Speaker 8 (02:57):
Early and instead of trying to get it after you've
already have your wrinkles.
Speaker 10 (03:00):
Somebody should have told Lionel Richie.
Speaker 8 (03:02):
Well, Lionel's gonna be seventy six exactly. Yeah, Courtney's gonna
be sixty one in June as well.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Guys too, I didn't mean just making about women. You know,
you get on when you try to hang on to
the look why are you looking at me?
Speaker 8 (03:17):
It happens like tattoos. I mean, it happens like tattoos.
I think you're going for a little filler, you know,
a little something, little shot, little filler, and then it
just kind of branches. They upsell you on a lot
of stuff and you and you just start getting addicted.
Like tattoos, you start out with a little tattoo and
then you end up you know, you got a full sleeve.
So it happens. It's like you feel good about you.
Speaker 11 (03:36):
You do it.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
It to me.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Tattoos look, and I may be biased. I might somebody's
gonna be pissed that I say this, but this is
my opinion. I see a lot more women who are
in their seventies and eighties with a tattoo, and the
body has just kind of give out in places it
ain't nice like it used to be. And the men,
you know, you see the man, I really don't think
(03:58):
it looks too awful bad on them. Maybe because we
try to be a little more prettier as we get older.
Them tattoos, you better watch where you put.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Them when you're younger.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
I got one on my wrist and I'm done this
rest in a public service from track.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I'm done talking now.
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Lit up on the surgery.
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in it with lasers. They can shoot a laser through
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He would go one.
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Phone, hiding the bushes.
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He's an Annie cam bugged olf.
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Ford, Chevy, Toyota.
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They're all the ones.
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Those are the ones I can afford.
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Ready go.
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I love body.
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That's done by Robert Earl Keane is being lying a
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Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
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Sometimes on my days are filled with right, Yes, I
traveled down left subad.
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Things ain't going mid.
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Way because there's always.
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Someone swirming in my line.
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You keep swarming in the line.
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And it's causing lots of Thingnger, I'm.
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A honking on my horror story.
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I'm shooting here the fling.
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I keep swearing you know I'm a bride lines just
to dem to.
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When you're swerving all lives pie, Why you're running someone off.
Speaker 12 (12:11):
The ride.
Speaker 14 (12:15):
The day Joe?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Why I thought I never.
Speaker 18 (12:21):
Never could love another? How else could I feed? But
bowing you run into me? I can't believe I could
not see her. I'll tank up the one's at the waiting.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
To keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of thames.
Speaker 18 (12:52):
I'm cussing out your name, I'm shooting you the fight.
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I keep switching on my bride lights, but you're just
too dampton. When you're swerving all lights pH by, you're
running someone off the road.
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Action Hello friends, your old pal Bert Berd Here with
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Today's episode the Eyes have It. As our story opens,
a very hungover man walks into waffle house.
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Hello, mamma, excuse.
Speaker 8 (14:11):
Me, Well, somebody looks a little hungover.
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How dare you? I'll have you know I'm a lot hungover,
and as I usually do, I came in here to eat.
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Oh yeah, you're the one who order the scattered smothered, covered, chunk,
shrewed and cheesed. O.
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Were you my waitress?
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No, it's just all over the front of your shirt.
You know most people change clothes after they barf on themselves.
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Yeah, well I would have, but this is a it's
a bit of an emergency.
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Don sweated. It happens all the time.
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I've lost a couple of things while I was hammered,
and I'm I'm I'm retracing my steps trying to find them.
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Well, I got a lost and found box right here.
What you looking for?
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Oh?
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Great?
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H Well, first I lost my keys. Did anyone find
any keys?
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No one ever finds he's here, Just never happens.
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You're kidding.
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Nope. What else are you looking for?
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Oh?
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My glasses? The frames were very rare and very expensive.
I'll know them when I see him.
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Yeah, I can't help you there. No one ever turns
in glasses here.
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You have got to be kidding me.
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Maybe you lost them somewhere else.
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Think about that, man, I've been everywhere else. I'd think. Well,
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You're that right, I tell you, so, is is that it? Well?
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The only other thing I lost was my glass eye.
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Humm, what color was it?
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Speaker 2 (17:02):
Good morning? There's a big show on the radio for you. Monday,
May nineteen, dayter Do you see this? I think he
was talking about this.
Speaker 8 (17:11):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
It was on this date in twenty twenty four, like
one year ago to the day that Sean Didde Combs
That's Puff Daddy, issued an apology about the video that
was released by CNN of him assaulting his ex girlfriend.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
Only one year what do you but know this was
made the apology, This was the apologies. Yeah, that's when
the tape came out. I bet I've seen it every
day since this. He goes this was back in twenty sixteen.
I guess that was done the hall of a hotel
or something. Yeah, your dad had and then he was
(17:49):
he kicked her whilst several times. Yeah, man, I mean god.
Speaker 8 (17:53):
It took a long time for him to because he
was denying it at first.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Okay with me? It was so is that what things
started unraveled? Because I saw her at the trial. I
guess it was her. I was going to ask you,
she's pregnant now, Yes, that's the one that he was
beating up there.
Speaker 8 (18:09):
Yes, definitely moved on. She got out of the situation.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Yeah, she opened a can of worms on him.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
That's for that. That's why I want to have did
all this start? Now that is blossoming in the human
trafficking and all the stuff is coming out, and Pillars
was saying his Hollywood buddies out there, everybody's out in
the Holly. Was just nervous at names that you'll never
think of, that it might come out going to puff
daddy parties.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Yeah, freakoffs is freak offs.
Speaker 8 (18:37):
Yeah, there's a lot of folks that would you know,
and they could go to a party, doesn't mean they
participated in a lot of their stuff. But there are
there are also those who have been because people who
the people who've been saying things about Diddy have been
Kat Williams fifty cent. They're the ones that on these
podcasts and things like that have been trying to say,
you know, guys, he's not a good he's not a
(18:58):
good man. And this is what's been going on on
and I never go to his parties.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
This is why.
Speaker 8 (19:03):
And and people you know, didn't listen right away, and
so it took it took people coming forward.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
Well, one of the things that Defense has brought up
in the past last week while all this is really
gonna getting even more popular.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Is it's not a crime to love baby oil?
Speaker 8 (19:22):
What right, Well, there was a story there was like,
you know, thousands of bottles, it it's.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
A crime I love that much baby oil. Well, he
does have a ball. I don't think it is actually
a crime that much baby oil. It's where and how
it might be. Yeah, so that's what bothered you about
the whole thing. The defense. We got our entertainment reporter
(19:56):
on it.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
I won't talk about it.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Let's turned out our attention to somebody who's lived his
life out there. I've been to many of his parties. Jackson,
you as well. We're talking about the nature Boy Rick Flair,
whoa so he might have been married several times, might
have smart dog on it. And I say, Sean, was
it Charlotte as his daughter that got she might be
(20:20):
following in dennis footsteps.
Speaker 8 (20:21):
Somebody somewhere Is it a crime be good at relationships?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Back of the day, here was this date, nineteen ninety two,
the nature Boy Rick Flair wins the NWA wrestling title.
Just one of about old sixteen at last count you
had to celebrate.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
Hit it.
Speaker 21 (21:23):
I do not appreciate your aid, all your sculpture jin here,
because I have been a wrestling fan for almost twenty years.
I don't know how the body slam that I can
rock it too. If you say that wrestling state fit,
I will chuck slam you. My favorite wrestlers are the
lads who bought way back could go home, like Jay
your mother whom and Daniels and no Dusty Roads. There
(21:44):
are a few new wrestlers that I'm making are ready
Keenan like dd b Lex Lugar has been why with
most of his name, But Phil, I must tell you.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
The truth.
Speaker 21 (21:55):
I must share.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
The greatest wrestler love all.
Speaker 11 (22:00):
Here's the nature boy Rick Claire Woo.
Speaker 21 (22:19):
Lots of things have happened as the years of awful
by for co Conhastern Bad and Andrea V. Johnny had
died w DEWI Yef is not what it used to be.
His night robotics wrestlers and now they rule TV. Jael
Michael z owen Hart and the God woulds make me sick?
The Undertaker and Finch and Rock would be my big
(22:39):
and when it comes to Tack as well, the truth
is clear to see. The two best teams are Ark
and roll.
Speaker 11 (22:44):
Expressing l O D how anybody Piper killed back by saying, ah,
yes he is an old figer, but he stillmas how
to kick.
Speaker 22 (22:58):
But and Rollo, I really am confused.
Speaker 14 (23:16):
Am a thing?
Speaker 21 (23:16):
I won't know what would make the person like the
end of all you own. I think they worship Satan man.
They need to be destroyed so America can once again
be saved for girls and boys. Just a little longer,
handle people will believe that more pro who wrestling is
what this country needs. And if the Nature Boy and
five Richtingle had their way, we'd be watching wrestling every
(23:40):
hour of every day.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
But I feel I'm.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Gonna tell you.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
That's right. If I'm gonna share, the.
Speaker 21 (23:49):
Greatest sssor of all time is that Nature by Reyclaire.
Speaker 14 (24:01):
Whoa, whoa, whoa wow.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
To be the man, you gotta beat the man.
Speaker 20 (24:12):
Walk that out, step in this square circle, ride space
mountain me.
Speaker 22 (24:19):
Whoa, Jean, I'm a limousine riding jet.
Speaker 23 (24:23):
Flying just stealing means son of a gun.
Speaker 8 (24:26):
Right.
Speaker 19 (24:27):
Lights make cities pretty, ladies.
Speaker 22 (24:29):
Whether you'll like it or not, I'm the best thing
going to bay, And whether you like it or not,
you better learn to love it, because it just doesn't
get any better than this.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
Whoa whoa.
Speaker 22 (25:21):
Thirteen times n w A one on heavyway cheriot.
Speaker 7 (25:25):
Everybody wants to be the Nature Boy, and imitation is
the greatest.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Form of flattery.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I am the better of the hour, the tower of power, to.
Speaker 22 (25:35):
Sweet of me, sour, make you scream hour like the
cherry flower.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
It just doesn't get any better than this.
Speaker 21 (25:45):
Whoa, all right, we gotta hear that.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Good morning, got the big show on the radio. All right, man,
for treating this Monday morning. It's our angry pillars, Monday,
the perfect time, and we're our boy Pillars. Here we'll
kick it off with the top till listen. Here it's
a second. Let me tell you about the prize package
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Learn why customers start blue and stay blue. Three dates
in history. No, I just looked up and now sell
my film music. I couldn't help but touch it. Okay,
(26:39):
so that's a jeopardy coming up. I'm sorry, pillars looks angry.
Let's go for our top tid lis.
Speaker 8 (26:49):
Now.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
You know, despite what you might think, I stay busy, okay,
always ondergo rushing, running, planning my next inevitable failure. So
what a necessity stopping a lot of fasts?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
FYI?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
There aren't enough burger kings. I find the mascot charmingly disturbing.
Just once, just once, I'd like to hit the drive
through without some annoying dingus harshing my mellow. Can somebody
give me a break?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Can I get one damn break?
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Here are the top ten annoying morons in the drive through.
Number ten the stupid turd and the dots and hatchback
that doesn't understand what pull up to the second window means.
Number nine the family of four ordering enough food for
forty people have another drumstick tubby.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Number eight.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
The mouth breather the things constantly honking his horn will
make things move faster?
Speaker 2 (27:46):
How'd you like to make that sound? Walking?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Number seven? Little p d peckerhead who won't move up
because he's busy watching porn on his phone.
Speaker 14 (27:56):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Number six based out doper dog trying to give his
order to the clown statue.
Speaker 10 (28:07):
Number five.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
The entitled millennial half wit with Coexist and Peace bumper stickers,
screaming obscenities at the guy with the Maga bumper sticker.
Number four The old guy who thinks this is the bank.
Number three the green freak whose electric car battery died
(28:28):
and is.
Speaker 10 (28:28):
Wandering around with an extensive cord.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Thanks for saving the planet. If five fish sandwiches pulled,
it's your alf mau. Number two the fat girl having
a fistfight through the window because they don't.
Speaker 10 (28:42):
Have enough chicken nikins.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
And the number one person I hate at the fast
food drive through is me making another bad diet decision.
A lot of problems with your.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Well ten more in about an hour. It'll take that
long to work up to it.
Speaker 8 (29:08):
It'll bit bake eye contact.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Forget the bleing ring. The actual
championship trophies for the super Bowl, the World Series, the
PGA Tour, in nearly every other major sport in the
US are designed and made by this American jewelry company.
Speaker 8 (29:28):
Who is the Ronco Students?
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My kids say it.
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Who is Ronko?
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You can do them Co Studs on Eugene Jackets. That's
what you think The dazzlers ask me how I know
I had mine? Go ahead, mark off the Jaws list.
If anybody had it one eight hundred. Big Show, you
told free Line.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
We go to we get a winner.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
We play John Boy Jeopardy. Next, Good Morning. That's Big
(30:21):
Show on the radio. Rolling through your Monday May nineteenth
feature track for The Big Show bed Box. A grumpy
old man hates celebrities. Search for keywords grumpy celebrities hit
the mid box at the Big Show dot Com there
right now, that's live, yes, live across America. It's John Boy,
Jempany and now your host.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
He's won many trophies over his career, but the one
that means the most to him is one of the
kind world's fastest giant shopping cart hes John Boy, thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
That's I hate a bath out of bird Halls, Idlewall, How.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
New States?
Speaker 2 (31:08):
This is your places on me? Oh baby? Where are you.
Speaker 8 (31:14):
Right outside of I'm about an hour away from Pittsburgh.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
That's the biggest city close to me. Okay, now that
is in Pennsylvania, Pittsburgh. I am in Ohio, all right,
right across the line. You know that's not something. I've
met a lot of people from Ohio, and I'm always
in a different state, like like a West Virginia. Remember
the big Charlie Daniels was rocking the Smokey's and hundreds
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of thousands of people. Was I in Ohio West Virginia
for that? Does anybody remember on which side? I know
it was close? Okay, probably West Virginia. Okay, on that south,
Yeah it goes that's right. I said I was meeting
Ohio people out of Ohio. Well, this is great.
Speaker 8 (31:53):
Well, you didn't used to invite me to everything, so
I have no idea how could I keep up with you.
Speaker 6 (31:57):
I noticed that the contestant pays more attention to what
you're awesome.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
So Beth, all right, good well, Beth, you got first
shot at John Boydjeverny this morning. Tickle to have you
listen and glad you here. So we're not talking about
the bleing ring. We're talking about the actual championship trophies
for all the major sporting events are made by this
American jewelry company. What are you thinking, Cardier, Cardier? I
(32:24):
hear show us Cardier. Hey, that sounds like a French
company to me.
Speaker 14 (32:35):
Probably.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Okay, you're right, we don't gone to bath. I sure
was nice meat doing most of the talking to you.
But I enjoy you. This is the most agreeable woman
you ever said them that. I love it. You have
a great day, and you try again any time, baby, Okay, okay,
thank you, Okay, all right, let's say where we're going.
We're going to d in Lawton, Oklahoma. Good morning, d
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good Man of John boy Hello, buddy, all right, well
you're up, Beth was saying, Cordier.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
I was.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Talking a lot about nothing. So what is your guess?
Speaker 21 (33:18):
Mind of a cat?
Speaker 19 (33:18):
Take sea?
Speaker 8 (33:20):
Right, I'm gonna say.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Tiffany, Tiffany, let's see eh, let's say I want to
look at the Super Bowls. Vince Lombardi Trophy is twenty
two inches tall, made of solid sterling silver, weighs about
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seven pounds and costs fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 8 (33:47):
Did they pass it around or did you get you
get one?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Players received miniature replica trophies worth about fifteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
But the team gets to keep this.
Speaker 8 (33:56):
To keep the trophy.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
The trophy, I mean, you're correct?
Speaker 2 (34:00):
At you?
Speaker 5 (34:00):
Forty eight is a French brand.
Speaker 14 (34:02):
H W.
Speaker 8 (34:07):
He's so cool.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Wa wait wait and look at day and lockon Oglahama Day.
Glad you won. Barty will get the prize pack to you.
Speaker 17 (34:18):
All right, thank you, John Man, I'm the first time caller.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
All right, get that. Thank you guys, have a good day.
Whiles jump out, catch you up on your news. Right
on the other side on Monday morning time capsule, there's
a quick lavin and pile them on Mary Jane in
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twenty minutes.
Speaker 14 (35:10):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show.
Speaker 23 (35:16):
The South's number one export, and it's time for oliver.
Speaker 19 (35:31):
Well well, well, so I guess that New Year's resolution
to lose weight has gone by the wayside. Diets are tough.
You either don't get enough to eat, you don't get
enough variety, or you go broke on some TV weight
loss scheme that doesn't really work. Remember Larry the cable
(35:53):
guy bragging he lost so much weight. Now he looks
like Larry that can't push himself away from the table
guy whoa.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Well.
Speaker 19 (36:02):
The other day, over a big filling glass of toilet
water and a carrot stick, I noticed that two year
old's always seemed to look so trim, except for the
little Asian ones who plump up nicely. But since you
don't see many toddlers pumping iron at the why it
must be their diet. So I did a little research,
(36:26):
and after some close observation, I've discovered the four day
Miracle toddler diet.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 19 (36:36):
Day one breakfast, two bites of a scrambled egg, Dump
the rest on the floor. One bite of heavily buttered toast,
Use what's left to comb your hair. Lunch, four crayons
any color, and three stale friedos from under the couch cushion,
(36:57):
glass of milk only three SIPs, then pour the rest
in dad's sock. Draw dinner, a stick from the yard,
two pennies and a nickel, four SIPs of water out
of the bird bath. Day two breakfast one pop tart
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any flavor, eat the crust and put the rest in
mom's favorite book. Drink half bottle of vanilla extract lunch.
Finish the food in the cat's dish. One half tube
of older sister's hot pink lipstick and a dust bunny.
Speaker 14 (37:39):
Dessert.
Speaker 19 (37:41):
One ice cube if desired. Midday, stack tutsi roll pop
rolled in dirt, Let clean, repeat, then bring in the
house and stick to the back of the couch for later.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Dinner.
Speaker 19 (37:58):
Three uncooked beans, swallow two put the third in your nose.
Mashed potatoes mixed with a healthy splash of grape kool aid.
Eat with straw. Day three breakfast two pancakes with way
too much syrup. Eat one with fingers. Use leftover syrup
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on hand to tame that cow. Lick hold stick other
pancake in half glass of milk, Take sucker off back
of couch, Lick off the fuzz and use to stir
pancake and milk to make smoothie lunch, peanut butter and
dog food sandwich. Handful of free range caterpillars with aerosol
(38:46):
cheese for topping. If still hungry, have three matches, swig
of Mom's jeane the tee for a palate cleanser.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Dinner.
Speaker 19 (39:01):
Microwave mac and cheese topped with Arts and Crafts paste.
Half roll of toilet paper gum from under the coffee
table for dessert. Final day breakfast, quarter tube of toothpaste,
a bite of soap suggest life boy and an olive
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from the old man's wet bar. Bowl of cereal with
equal parts corn flakes and sugar. Drink milk, feed cereal
to dog lunch, eat light, hunt and peck the crumbs
off the kitchen floor and dining room carpet. If you
have trouble using your fingers, get that sucker off the
back of the couch. Dinner splurge. Go to the Chinese
(39:48):
buffet with your parents. Wander around the dining room, grazing
off dropped dumplings and mystery meat on flour. Wander into kitchen,
help yourself to some chicken sushi, nightcap, stick of mascara
out of mom's purse. Then repeat is needed. You're guaranteed
to lose weight, either by throwing up or having your
(40:11):
stomach pumped. After all, the only thing that matters is results.
Speaker 14 (40:17):
You're welcome, John Boy and Billy by.
Speaker 19 (40:27):
The powers vested in me by the Federal Communications Commission.
Speaker 6 (40:31):
I command you to get on the microphone in a
serious manner and continue this broadcast.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Good morning radio, done right, Good morning. It's a big
(41:09):
show on the radio. All right, way all? Is that
the big the big screen in the corner there, and
there's a turn on the zoom.
Speaker 16 (41:20):
And now deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.
Speaker 8 (41:29):
Hey, what up, dud? When's the Gregg of lagging?
Speaker 9 (41:35):
Y'all?
Speaker 22 (41:35):
Cool?
Speaker 8 (41:36):
Got you got you, got you, got you? I'm doing good.
Thank you for asking me.
Speaker 9 (41:45):
I just been, you know, sitting around the house thinking
about stuff. I want to hear something cool. I'm thinking
about taking up meditation, y'all. I figure it's better than
sitting around the house.
Speaker 8 (42:02):
And doing nothing. You know a lot of people don't
know this on social media. Okay, but you can work
out and not like tell everyone.
Speaker 9 (42:16):
Okay, go do you, Zach, and I hired a handyman
and gave him a list so grown up of us.
Right when we got home, only Adams one, three, and
five were done. Turns out he only does odd jobs.
Speaker 8 (42:43):
You piped down over there?
Speaker 13 (42:45):
Do you?
Speaker 9 (42:47):
Zach asked me if I had seen the dog bowl,
and I was like, nah, dude, I didn't even know
he could. Vegetables are so good, y'all explain to me
why vegans are always trying to make them taste like meat.
Speaker 8 (43:12):
Big guy over there like that one.
Speaker 9 (43:17):
Take your age and add five years, and that's your
age and five years.
Speaker 13 (43:27):
You know.
Speaker 9 (43:27):
Like after I was arguing for an hour with a
man who said I was in his seat, he finally said, okay,
you fly the plane.
Speaker 8 (43:40):
Dude was pilled.
Speaker 9 (43:45):
Why is there always a shop selling luggage at the airport?
Speaker 2 (43:52):
That's a question.
Speaker 9 (43:56):
Okay, they say, they say using a smaller play will
help you with your diet, But like, it took three
of them to fit my dinner on them. So I
started jogging yesterday. I didn't want to with the ice
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cream truck.
Speaker 8 (44:20):
Can stop?
Speaker 9 (44:29):
I can always tell whim that he use fake dinosaurs
and movies.
Speaker 8 (44:33):
Can't you if the cow laughed.
Speaker 9 (44:40):
I wonder if milk would shoot out her nose. You
ever noticed that common sense is like.
Speaker 8 (44:48):
The odor of the people who need it most, never
use it.
Speaker 9 (45:01):
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
I'll let you know.
Speaker 8 (45:09):
Oh dude, it's the time.
Speaker 9 (45:11):
Okay, I'll leave you with a joke and then like
I gotta go take a nap.
Speaker 8 (45:19):
Knock knock, who's there interrupting?
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Cow interrupting?
Speaker 6 (45:25):
Boo gig.
Speaker 7 (45:40):
Gigs?
Speaker 9 (45:41):
All right, all right, y'all keep rugget and I'll keep
thinking later, dude.
Speaker 16 (45:50):
Deep Thoughts is brought to you by Hard Graves Potted
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Speaker 2 (45:56):
Twenty somewhere, Good morning, a big show's on a radio.
Speaker 19 (46:03):
Well, well, well, you've obviously got nothing better to do,
or maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show Hunt they won.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio. You
go in John Boys wonnable things were up to one
hundred and forty three. There's the official photos of White
Knuckle Ride, John Boy and Billy trip around Bristol Motor
Speedway and me breaking the world record for a two
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story shopping car thanks to Food City. Sorry Marcie and Jackie.
By the time y'all got up there to take the
ride in the car, they would not let anybody else drive.
I was the last non employee of food City two.
Speaker 8 (47:28):
There's always one in the group.
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See it and you get own it. Go to the
Big Show dot com. We get back to our angry
pillars Monday in minutes as a big show rolls on
All right, just give me a time tash.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hey man, this is Tommy Chong. Whenever I want to
get high, I don't say no.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I just listened to John Boy and Billy who wrote this.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Cash cock a doodle cocka doota.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
All right, fine, Monday morning, I lead the way. Let's
get going on our week of wonderful work.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
No us, y'all, what I gotta ask you a question?
You know this is a commodore? Is Anna Richie? Have
you seen him lately?
Speaker 5 (01:29):
I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
Oh man, it looks like it looks like they've stretched
his scalp to the back of.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
His head, so it's got. The last time I saw
it looked like hit his head. Remember when my old
dog Tugger a star burst and his head puffed up? Yeah,
that way, lovely. Something have been feeding him starbursts.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
He looks more like he just got out of a
wind tunnel at nine hundred miles an hour.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
It ain't pretty, no, so do you think he had
some more work done? But he got about ten been
up in that face and it didn't take.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
On TV.
Speaker 7 (02:05):
He's on the.
Speaker 8 (02:06):
Voice, isn't it American idol?
Speaker 9 (02:08):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (02:08):
That's it okay to check him out?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Who scared me? Courtney Cox from friends have seen?
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Well, I mean, and I know, ladies, you know, as
you get older, you know, it's just tough.
Speaker 10 (02:26):
They need to go to your uh dentist office.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Doctor Neil, the little young lady in her twenties who
said I said, Damn, you're pretty.
Speaker 10 (02:34):
Had no idea she had what a kid or two
looks like? Yes he did. She said, I said, God,
you're gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I do boattocks?
Speaker 10 (02:44):
Damn? What was I thinking back when I was your
that's what you said, like the.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Young girls are starting to do that like younger and
younger than.
Speaker 8 (02:53):
White prevents the creases from even happening.
Speaker 10 (02:56):
So that's what she said.
Speaker 8 (02:57):
Early and instead of trying to get it after you've
already have your wrinkles.
Speaker 10 (03:00):
Somebody should have told Lionel Richie.
Speaker 8 (03:02):
Well, Lionel's gonna be seventy six exactly. Yeah, Courtney's gonna
be sixty one in June as well.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Guys too, I didn't mean just making about women. You know,
you get on when you try to hang on to
the look why are you looking at me?
Speaker 8 (03:17):
It happens like tattoos. I mean, it happens like tattoos.
I think you're going for a little filler, you know,
a little something, little shot, little filler, and then it
just kind of branches. They upsell you on a lot
of stuff and you and you just start getting addicted.
Like tattoos, you start out with a little tattoo and
then you end up you know, you got a full sleeve.
So it happens. It's like you feel good about you.
Speaker 11 (03:36):
You do it.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
It to me.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Tattoos look, and I may be biased. I might somebody's
gonna be pissed that I say this, but this is
my opinion. I see a lot more women who are
in their seventies and eighties with a tattoo, and the
body has just kind of give out in places it
ain't nice like it used to be. And the men,
you know, you see the man, I really don't think
(03:58):
it looks too awful bad on them. Maybe because we
try to be a little more prettier as we get older.
Them tattoos, you better watch where you put.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Them when you're younger.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
I got one on my wrist and I'm done this
rest in a public service from track.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I'm done talking now.
Speaker 8 (04:19):
Lit up on the surgery.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Wael's head Big Shows on the radio. Good morning, there's
a big show on the radio. Let's get our first
prize back out a happy herd. We got happy herd
making top quality attractors, minerals and feed for deer, bear
and hogs, tater dog going and I forgot to send
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you that video a getting about to bear going out
to the happy herd in the feeder. Yeah, tearing the
motor out, taking a corn showers.
Speaker 8 (04:49):
Do you want to proast on Facebook? You're not acting
like it.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I'll be looking for big foot this weekend, so I'll
be out in the belt. Uh So, anyway, you had
a happy herd, it can be yours. If you click
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right here, you can win you some We've got three
days in history where we're going to categories. May nineteenth.
It was nineteen sixty four it was discovered the Russians
(05:16):
had bugged the US embassy in Moscow and more than
forty microphones hidden in the walls. Ruskies, you can't trust
on test now.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
They can bug your room without even having a microphone
in it with lasers. They can shoot a laser through
a window onto a bag of potato chips.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Oh and hear the conversation.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Man, Yeah, we all be careful out there. Let's move
up to twenty twenty two, Mercedes confirmed the sale of
worlds the world's most expensive car. It was in nineteen
fifty five Mercedes Benz SLR coupe sold for one hundred
and thirty five million euros. That was one hundred and
(05:58):
forty two million in real money. Coop Coop twenty twenty three,
Pop R and B vocal group The Spinners donated nearly
four hundred stage outfits to the Motown Museum in Detroit, Michigan.
Spinners had them some threads. Well there you go. Think
about that. We spine, We talk about expensive rides and.
Speaker 8 (06:21):
What Kenny potato chips anymore in your.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
House center's wardrobe. Let's do it one eight hundred Big
Show you told free line. We play out birds next.
Speaker 12 (06:54):
Good Monday morning, May nineteenth with a big shawl Al
radio on our feature track, Big Show, Big Box, A
grumpy old man, hate celebrities, hardsburg Q words grumpy celebrities
when they hit the bed box at the Big Show
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Over ten thousand tracks to choose from, just none and
non sensy. I'll get fifteen tracks for just nine none
anine complete album. One of our minute characters that John
boyhead Belly at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Right, I know we got.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Us purpose up. Let's name.
Speaker 13 (07:44):
Show contested number Shoe Shoe.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Got the best time level big shots they had. Eric
from Homer, Georgia.
Speaker 14 (08:22):
Good morning, Eric morning.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Do hey, buddy color good man, get on in it alright,
Elsa says, hey, let's get you through these three categories
and get you the prize back. Buddy, you ready? Sounds good.
Let's go for it.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
He would go one.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Three ways to spy on someone ready to go, bugged their.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Phone, hiding the bushes.
Speaker 14 (08:49):
He's an Annie cam bugged olf.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Okay, he got three and Five's I go? Okay, Ernie
give us three expensive cars ready to go Lamborghini, Bugatti, Mercedes.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Ford, Chevy, Toyota.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
They're all the ones.
Speaker 15 (09:13):
Those are the ones I can afford.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Sorry, well, what what you what you got? What you say, buddy?
Speaker 14 (09:23):
I said, I can only afford the broke down cod.
Speaker 9 (09:28):
Man.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Let's see here. Here we go for the wind here
we go, three things worn on a stage.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
Ready go.
Speaker 16 (09:37):
Costumes, masks, cape.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I love body.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
And man.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Well you got a happy herd prize back. I hope
you are talented enough to harvest your own meat and
save some money to store and buy you a new ford.
You don't have to go to bad. There we go,
pulling for you, Eric all, I appreciate it. Good morning,
all right, thank you boy, thank you. Bottom of the hours.
(10:18):
On top of your news, my Monday Morning song with
Robert arro Kin, and look on to singalong.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Mhm h.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
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Speaker 2 (11:02):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio. It's
Monday morning. Here's our friendly reminder in music, stay in
your lane.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
That's done by Robert Earl Keane is being lying a
big sitting on you.
Speaker 17 (11:15):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 18 (11:22):
Sometimes on my days are filled with right, Yes, I
traveled down left subad.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Things ain't going mid.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Way because there's always.
Speaker 14 (11:39):
Someone swirming in my line.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
You keep swarming in the line.
Speaker 17 (11:47):
And it's causing lots of Thingnger, I'm.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
A honking on my horror story.
Speaker 18 (11:55):
I'm shooting here the fling.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I keep swearing you know I'm a bride lines just
to dem to.
Speaker 17 (12:06):
When you're swerving all lives pie, Why you're running someone off.
Speaker 12 (12:11):
The ride.
Speaker 14 (12:15):
The day Joe?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Why I thought I never.
Speaker 18 (12:21):
Never could love another? How else could I feed? But
bowing you run into me? I can't believe I could
not see her. I'll tank up the one's at the waiting.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
To keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of thames.
Speaker 18 (12:52):
I'm cussing out your name, I'm shooting you the fight.
Speaker 17 (12:59):
I keep switching on my bride lights, but you're just
too dampton. When you're swerving all lights pH by, you're
running someone off the road.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Driving a big show. Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 19 (13:50):
Action Hello friends, your old pal Bert Berd Here with
another pinky toe prinkling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Today's episode the Eyes have It. As our story opens,
a very hungover man walks into waffle house.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Hello, mamma, excuse.
Speaker 8 (14:11):
Me, Well, somebody looks a little hungover.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
How dare you? I'll have you know I'm a lot hungover,
and as I usually do, I came in here to eat.
Speaker 8 (14:25):
Oh yeah, you're the one who order the scattered smothered, covered, chunk,
shrewed and cheesed. O.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Were you my waitress?
Speaker 8 (14:31):
No, it's just all over the front of your shirt.
You know most people change clothes after they barf on themselves.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah, well I would have, but this is a it's
a bit of an emergency.
Speaker 8 (14:41):
Don sweated. It happens all the time.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I've lost a couple of things while I was hammered,
and I'm I'm I'm retracing my steps trying to find them.
Speaker 8 (14:51):
Well, I got a lost and found box right here.
What you looking for?
Speaker 9 (14:54):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (14:54):
Great?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
H Well, first I lost my keys. Did anyone find
any keys?
Speaker 8 (14:58):
No one ever finds he's here, Just never happens.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
You're kidding.
Speaker 8 (15:02):
Nope. What else are you looking for?
Speaker 13 (15:05):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
My glasses? The frames were very rare and very expensive.
I'll know them when I see him.
Speaker 8 (15:10):
Yeah, I can't help you there. No one ever turns
in glasses here.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
You have got to be kidding me.
Speaker 8 (15:16):
Maybe you lost them somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Think about that, man, I've been everywhere else. I'd think. Well,
I guess there's no point asking about my wallet.
Speaker 8 (15:22):
You're that right, I tell you, so, is is that it? Well?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
The only other thing I lost was my glass eye.
Speaker 8 (15:30):
Humm, what color was it?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Son of We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 14 (15:45):
Ah, well you look at that.
Speaker 8 (15:46):
I just found my top two buttons.
Speaker 19 (15:51):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the overnight waitress
who hoards glass eyes say.
Speaker 7 (15:55):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. It's a
big show on your radio. Thanks for joining us this morning.
Speaker 15 (16:07):
Good day.
Speaker 20 (16:08):
You're old pal Stevie, No, not the former idiot intern,
the crocodile stalker. And you're listening to my two favorite
bonds of mates, John Boy and Billy on the big show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
and safe and sound in this Knacker studio.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Hey, what's this wire for?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Good morning? There's a big show on the radio for you. Monday,
May nineteen, dayter Do you see this? I think he
was talking about this.
Speaker 8 (17:11):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
It was on this date in twenty twenty four, like
one year ago to the day that Sean Didde Combs
That's Puff Daddy, issued an apology about the video that
was released by CNN of him assaulting his ex girlfriend.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
Only one year what do you but know this was
made the apology, This was the apologies. Yeah, that's when
the tape came out. I bet I've seen it every
day since this. He goes this was back in twenty sixteen.
I guess that was done the hall of a hotel
or something. Yeah, your dad had and then he was
(17:49):
he kicked her whilst several times. Yeah, man, I mean god.
Speaker 8 (17:53):
It took a long time for him to because he
was denying it at first.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Okay with me? It was so is that what things
started unraveled? Because I saw her at the trial. I
guess it was her. I was going to ask you,
she's pregnant now, Yes, that's the one that he was
beating up there.
Speaker 8 (18:09):
Yes, definitely moved on. She got out of the situation.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Yeah, she opened a can of worms on him.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
That's for that. That's why I want to have did
all this start? Now that is blossoming in the human
trafficking and all the stuff is coming out, and Pillars
was saying his Hollywood buddies out there, everybody's out in
the Holly. Was just nervous at names that you'll never
think of, that it might come out going to puff
daddy parties.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Yeah, freakoffs is freak offs.
Speaker 8 (18:37):
Yeah, there's a lot of folks that would you know,
and they could go to a party, doesn't mean they
participated in a lot of their stuff. But there are
there are also those who have been because people who
the people who've been saying things about Diddy have been
Kat Williams fifty cent. They're the ones that on these
podcasts and things like that have been trying to say,
you know, guys, he's not a good he's not a
(18:58):
good man. And this is what's been going on on
and I never go to his parties.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
This is why.
Speaker 8 (19:03):
And and people you know, didn't listen right away, and
so it took it took people coming forward.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
Well, one of the things that Defense has brought up
in the past last week while all this is really
gonna getting even more popular.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Is it's not a crime to love baby oil?
Speaker 8 (19:22):
What right, Well, there was a story there was like,
you know, thousands of bottles, it it's.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
A crime I love that much baby oil. Well, he
does have a ball. I don't think it is actually
a crime that much baby oil. It's where and how
it might be. Yeah, so that's what bothered you about
the whole thing. The defense. We got our entertainment reporter
(19:56):
on it.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
I won't talk about it.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Let's turned out our attention to somebody who's lived his
life out there. I've been to many of his parties. Jackson,
you as well. We're talking about the nature Boy Rick Flair,
whoa so he might have been married several times, might
have smart dog on it. And I say, Sean, was
it Charlotte as his daughter that got she might be
(20:20):
following in dennis footsteps.
Speaker 8 (20:21):
Somebody somewhere Is it a crime be good at relationships?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Back of the day, here was this date, nineteen ninety two,
the nature Boy Rick Flair wins the NWA wrestling title.
Just one of about old sixteen at last count you
had to celebrate.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
Hit it.
Speaker 21 (21:23):
I do not appreciate your aid, all your sculpture jin here,
because I have been a wrestling fan for almost twenty years.
I don't know how the body slam that I can
rock it too. If you say that wrestling state fit,
I will chuck slam you. My favorite wrestlers are the
lads who bought way back could go home, like Jay
your mother whom and Daniels and no Dusty Roads. There
(21:44):
are a few new wrestlers that I'm making are ready
Keenan like dd b Lex Lugar has been why with
most of his name, But Phil, I must tell you.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
The truth.
Speaker 21 (21:55):
I must share.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
The greatest wrestler love all.
Speaker 11 (22:00):
Here's the nature boy Rick Claire Woo.
Speaker 21 (22:19):
Lots of things have happened as the years of awful
by for co Conhastern Bad and Andrea V. Johnny had
died w DEWI Yef is not what it used to be.
His night robotics wrestlers and now they rule TV. Jael
Michael z owen Hart and the God woulds make me sick?
The Undertaker and Finch and Rock would be my big
(22:39):
and when it comes to Tack as well, the truth
is clear to see. The two best teams are Ark
and roll.
Speaker 11 (22:44):
Expressing l O D how anybody Piper killed back by saying, ah,
yes he is an old figer, but he stillmas how
to kick.
Speaker 22 (22:58):
But and Rollo, I really am confused.
Speaker 14 (23:16):
Am a thing?
Speaker 21 (23:16):
I won't know what would make the person like the
end of all you own. I think they worship Satan man.
They need to be destroyed so America can once again
be saved for girls and boys. Just a little longer,
handle people will believe that more pro who wrestling is
what this country needs. And if the Nature Boy and
five Richtingle had their way, we'd be watching wrestling every
(23:40):
hour of every day.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
But I feel I'm.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Gonna tell you.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
That's right. If I'm gonna share, the.
Speaker 21 (23:49):
Greatest sssor of all time is that Nature by Reyclaire.
Speaker 14 (24:01):
Whoa, whoa, whoa wow.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
To be the man, you gotta beat the man.
Speaker 20 (24:12):
Walk that out, step in this square circle, ride space
mountain me.
Speaker 22 (24:19):
Whoa, Jean, I'm a limousine riding jet.
Speaker 23 (24:23):
Flying just stealing means son of a gun.
Speaker 8 (24:26):
Right.
Speaker 19 (24:27):
Lights make cities pretty, ladies.
Speaker 22 (24:29):
Whether you'll like it or not, I'm the best thing
going to bay, And whether you like it or not,
you better learn to love it, because it just doesn't
get any better than this.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
Whoa whoa.
Speaker 22 (25:21):
Thirteen times n w A one on heavyway cheriot.
Speaker 7 (25:25):
Everybody wants to be the Nature Boy, and imitation is
the greatest.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Form of flattery.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I am the better of the hour, the tower of power, to.
Speaker 22 (25:35):
Sweet of me, sour, make you scream hour like the
cherry flower.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
It just doesn't get any better than this.
Speaker 21 (25:45):
Whoa, all right, we gotta hear that.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Good morning, got the big show on the radio. All right, man,
for treating this Monday morning. It's our angry pillars, Monday,
the perfect time, and we're our boy Pillars. Here we'll
kick it off with the top till listen. Here it's
a second. Let me tell you about the prize package
we will play for him John Boy Jeopardy in minutes.
One of the big o LS Tractor prize packs includes
(26:19):
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Go to LS Tractor USA dot com find your local dealer.
Learn why customers start blue and stay blue. Three dates
in history. No, I just looked up and now sell
my film music. I couldn't help but touch it. Okay,
(26:39):
so that's a jeopardy coming up. I'm sorry, pillars looks angry.
Let's go for our top tid lis.
Speaker 8 (26:49):
Now.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
You know, despite what you might think, I stay busy, okay,
always ondergo rushing, running, planning my next inevitable failure. So
what a necessity stopping a lot of fasts?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
FYI?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
There aren't enough burger kings. I find the mascot charmingly disturbing.
Just once, just once, I'd like to hit the drive
through without some annoying dingus harshing my mellow. Can somebody
give me a break?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Can I get one damn break?
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Here are the top ten annoying morons in the drive through.
Number ten the stupid turd and the dots and hatchback
that doesn't understand what pull up to the second window means.
Number nine the family of four ordering enough food for
forty people have another drumstick tubby.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Number eight.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
The mouth breather the things constantly honking his horn will
make things move faster?
Speaker 2 (27:46):
How'd you like to make that sound? Walking?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Number seven? Little p d peckerhead who won't move up
because he's busy watching porn on his phone.
Speaker 14 (27:56):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Number six based out doper dog trying to give his
order to the clown statue.
Speaker 10 (28:07):
Number five.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
The entitled millennial half wit with Coexist and Peace bumper stickers,
screaming obscenities at the guy with the Maga bumper sticker.
Number four The old guy who thinks this is the bank.
Number three the green freak whose electric car battery died
(28:28):
and is.
Speaker 10 (28:28):
Wandering around with an extensive cord.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Thanks for saving the planet. If five fish sandwiches pulled,
it's your alf mau. Number two the fat girl having
a fistfight through the window because they don't.
Speaker 10 (28:42):
Have enough chicken nikins.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
And the number one person I hate at the fast
food drive through is me making another bad diet decision.
A lot of problems with your.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Well ten more in about an hour. It'll take that
long to work up to it.
Speaker 8 (29:08):
It'll bit bake eye contact.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Forget the bleing ring. The actual
championship trophies for the super Bowl, the World Series, the
PGA Tour, in nearly every other major sport in the
US are designed and made by this American jewelry company.
Speaker 8 (29:28):
Who is the Ronco Students?
Speaker 10 (29:32):
My kids say it.
Speaker 8 (29:33):
Who is Ronko?
Speaker 15 (29:35):
You can do them Co Studs on Eugene Jackets. That's
what you think The dazzlers ask me how I know
I had mine? Go ahead, mark off the Jaws list.
If anybody had it one eight hundred. Big Show, you
told free Line.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
We go to we get a winner.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
We play John Boy Jeopardy. Next, Good Morning. That's Big
(30:21):
Show on the radio. Rolling through your Monday May nineteenth
feature track for The Big Show bed Box. A grumpy
old man hates celebrities. Search for keywords grumpy celebrities hit
the mid box at the Big Show dot Com there
right now, that's live, yes, live across America. It's John Boy,
Jempany and now your host.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
He's won many trophies over his career, but the one
that means the most to him is one of the
kind world's fastest giant shopping cart hes John Boy, thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
That's I hate a bath out of bird Halls, Idlewall, How.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
New States?
Speaker 2 (31:08):
This is your places on me? Oh baby? Where are you.
Speaker 8 (31:14):
Right outside of I'm about an hour away from Pittsburgh.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
That's the biggest city close to me. Okay, now that
is in Pennsylvania, Pittsburgh. I am in Ohio, all right,
right across the line. You know that's not something. I've
met a lot of people from Ohio, and I'm always
in a different state, like like a West Virginia. Remember
the big Charlie Daniels was rocking the Smokey's and hundreds
(31:37):
of thousands of people. Was I in Ohio West Virginia
for that? Does anybody remember on which side? I know
it was close? Okay, probably West Virginia. Okay, on that south,
Yeah it goes that's right. I said I was meeting
Ohio people out of Ohio. Well, this is great.
Speaker 8 (31:53):
Well, you didn't used to invite me to everything, so
I have no idea how could I keep up with you.
Speaker 6 (31:57):
I noticed that the contestant pays more attention to what
you're awesome.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
So Beth, all right, good well, Beth, you got first
shot at John Boydjeverny this morning. Tickle to have you
listen and glad you here. So we're not talking about
the bleing ring. We're talking about the actual championship trophies
for all the major sporting events are made by this
American jewelry company. What are you thinking, Cardier, Cardier? I
(32:24):
hear show us Cardier. Hey, that sounds like a French
company to me.
Speaker 14 (32:35):
Probably.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Okay, you're right, we don't gone to bath. I sure
was nice meat doing most of the talking to you.
But I enjoy you. This is the most agreeable woman
you ever said them that. I love it. You have
a great day, and you try again any time, baby, Okay, okay,
thank you, Okay, all right, let's say where we're going.
We're going to d in Lawton, Oklahoma. Good morning, d
(33:01):
good Man of John boy Hello, buddy, all right, well
you're up, Beth was saying, Cordier.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
I was.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Talking a lot about nothing. So what is your guess?
Speaker 21 (33:18):
Mind of a cat?
Speaker 19 (33:18):
Take sea?
Speaker 8 (33:20):
Right, I'm gonna say.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Tiffany, Tiffany, let's see eh, let's say I want to
look at the Super Bowls. Vince Lombardi Trophy is twenty
two inches tall, made of solid sterling silver, weighs about
(33:43):
seven pounds and costs fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 8 (33:47):
Did they pass it around or did you get you
get one?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Players received miniature replica trophies worth about fifteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
But the team gets to keep this.
Speaker 8 (33:56):
To keep the trophy.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
The trophy, I mean, you're correct?
Speaker 2 (34:00):
At you?
Speaker 5 (34:00):
Forty eight is a French brand.
Speaker 14 (34:02):
H W.
Speaker 8 (34:07):
He's so cool.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Wa wait wait and look at day and lockon Oglahama Day.
Glad you won. Barty will get the prize pack to you.
Speaker 17 (34:18):
All right, thank you, John Man, I'm the first time caller.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
All right, get that. Thank you guys, have a good day.
Whiles jump out, catch you up on your news. Right
on the other side on Monday morning time capsule, there's
a quick lavin and pile them on Mary Jane in
(34:42):
twenty minutes.
Speaker 14 (35:10):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show.
Speaker 23 (35:16):
The South's number one export, and it's time for oliver.
Speaker 19 (35:31):
Well well, well, so I guess that New Year's resolution
to lose weight has gone by the wayside. Diets are tough.
You either don't get enough to eat, you don't get
enough variety, or you go broke on some TV weight
loss scheme that doesn't really work. Remember Larry the cable
(35:53):
guy bragging he lost so much weight. Now he looks
like Larry that can't push himself away from the table
guy whoa.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Well.
Speaker 19 (36:02):
The other day, over a big filling glass of toilet
water and a carrot stick, I noticed that two year
old's always seemed to look so trim, except for the
little Asian ones who plump up nicely. But since you
don't see many toddlers pumping iron at the why it
must be their diet. So I did a little research,
(36:26):
and after some close observation, I've discovered the four day
Miracle toddler diet.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 19 (36:36):
Day one breakfast, two bites of a scrambled egg, Dump
the rest on the floor. One bite of heavily buttered toast,
Use what's left to comb your hair. Lunch, four crayons
any color, and three stale friedos from under the couch cushion,
(36:57):
glass of milk only three SIPs, then pour the rest
in dad's sock. Draw dinner, a stick from the yard,
two pennies and a nickel, four SIPs of water out
of the bird bath. Day two breakfast one pop tart
(37:18):
any flavor, eat the crust and put the rest in
mom's favorite book. Drink half bottle of vanilla extract lunch.
Finish the food in the cat's dish. One half tube
of older sister's hot pink lipstick and a dust bunny.
Speaker 14 (37:39):
Dessert.
Speaker 19 (37:41):
One ice cube if desired. Midday, stack tutsi roll pop
rolled in dirt, Let clean, repeat, then bring in the
house and stick to the back of the couch for later.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Dinner.
Speaker 19 (37:58):
Three uncooked beans, swallow two put the third in your nose.
Mashed potatoes mixed with a healthy splash of grape kool aid.
Eat with straw. Day three breakfast two pancakes with way
too much syrup. Eat one with fingers. Use leftover syrup
(38:20):
on hand to tame that cow. Lick hold stick other
pancake in half glass of milk, Take sucker off back
of couch, Lick off the fuzz and use to stir
pancake and milk to make smoothie lunch, peanut butter and
dog food sandwich. Handful of free range caterpillars with aerosol
(38:46):
cheese for topping. If still hungry, have three matches, swig
of Mom's jeane the tee for a palate cleanser.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Dinner.
Speaker 19 (39:01):
Microwave mac and cheese topped with Arts and Crafts paste.
Half roll of toilet paper gum from under the coffee
table for dessert. Final day breakfast, quarter tube of toothpaste,
a bite of soap suggest life boy and an olive
(39:22):
from the old man's wet bar. Bowl of cereal with
equal parts corn flakes and sugar. Drink milk, feed cereal
to dog lunch, eat light, hunt and peck the crumbs
off the kitchen floor and dining room carpet. If you
have trouble using your fingers, get that sucker off the
back of the couch. Dinner splurge. Go to the Chinese
(39:48):
buffet with your parents. Wander around the dining room, grazing
off dropped dumplings and mystery meat on flour. Wander into kitchen,
help yourself to some chicken sushi, nightcap, stick of mascara
out of mom's purse. Then repeat is needed. You're guaranteed
to lose weight, either by throwing up or having your
(40:11):
stomach pumped. After all, the only thing that matters is results.
Speaker 14 (40:17):
You're welcome, John Boy and Billy by.
Speaker 19 (40:27):
The powers vested in me by the Federal Communications Commission.
Speaker 6 (40:31):
I command you to get on the microphone in a
serious manner and continue this broadcast.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Good morning radio, done right, Good morning. It's a big
(41:09):
show on the radio. All right, way all? Is that
the big the big screen in the corner there, and
there's a turn on the zoom.
Speaker 16 (41:20):
And now deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.
Speaker 8 (41:29):
Hey, what up, dud? When's the Gregg of lagging?
Speaker 9 (41:35):
Y'all?
Speaker 22 (41:35):
Cool?
Speaker 8 (41:36):
Got you got you, got you, got you? I'm doing good.
Thank you for asking me.
Speaker 9 (41:45):
I just been, you know, sitting around the house thinking
about stuff. I want to hear something cool. I'm thinking
about taking up meditation, y'all. I figure it's better than
sitting around the house.
Speaker 8 (42:02):
And doing nothing. You know a lot of people don't
know this on social media. Okay, but you can work
out and not like tell everyone.
Speaker 9 (42:16):
Okay, go do you, Zach, and I hired a handyman
and gave him a list so grown up of us.
Right when we got home, only Adams one, three, and
five were done. Turns out he only does odd jobs.
Speaker 8 (42:43):
You piped down over there?
Speaker 13 (42:45):
Do you?
Speaker 9 (42:47):
Zach asked me if I had seen the dog bowl,
and I was like, nah, dude, I didn't even know
he could. Vegetables are so good, y'all explain to me
why vegans are always trying to make them taste like meat.
Speaker 8 (43:12):
Big guy over there like that one.
Speaker 9 (43:17):
Take your age and add five years, and that's your
age and five years.
Speaker 13 (43:27):
You know.
Speaker 9 (43:27):
Like after I was arguing for an hour with a
man who said I was in his seat, he finally said, okay,
you fly the plane.
Speaker 8 (43:40):
Dude was pilled.
Speaker 9 (43:45):
Why is there always a shop selling luggage at the airport?
Speaker 2 (43:52):
That's a question.
Speaker 9 (43:56):
Okay, they say, they say using a smaller play will
help you with your diet, But like, it took three
of them to fit my dinner on them. So I
started jogging yesterday. I didn't want to with the ice
(44:19):
cream truck.
Speaker 8 (44:20):
Can stop?
Speaker 9 (44:29):
I can always tell whim that he use fake dinosaurs
and movies.
Speaker 8 (44:33):
Can't you if the cow laughed.
Speaker 9 (44:40):
I wonder if milk would shoot out her nose. You
ever noticed that common sense is like.
Speaker 8 (44:48):
The odor of the people who need it most, never
use it.
Speaker 9 (45:01):
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
I'll let you know.
Speaker 8 (45:09):
Oh dude, it's the time.
Speaker 9 (45:11):
Okay, I'll leave you with a joke and then like
I gotta go take a nap.
Speaker 8 (45:19):
Knock knock, who's there interrupting?
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Cow interrupting?
Speaker 6 (45:25):
Boo gig.
Speaker 7 (45:40):
Gigs?
Speaker 9 (45:41):
All right, all right, y'all keep rugget and I'll keep
thinking later, dude.
Speaker 16 (45:50):
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Meat Product. Because it's four.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
Twenty somewhere, Good morning, a big show's on a radio.
Speaker 19 (46:03):
Well, well, well, you've obviously got nothing better to do,
or maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show Hunt they won.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio. You
go in John Boys wonnable things were up to one
hundred and forty three. There's the official photos of White
Knuckle Ride, John Boy and Billy trip around Bristol Motor
Speedway and me breaking the world record for a two
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story shopping car thanks to Food City. Sorry Marcie and Jackie.
By the time y'all got up there to take the
ride in the car, they would not let anybody else drive.
I was the last non employee of food City two.
Speaker 8 (47:28):
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Speaker 2 (47:33):
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