July 21, 2025 • 46 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we get a rare peek behind the curtain on Jackie’s home-life… - and we see things we just can’t unsee.. - Moving on… - Who’s up for another Married Man Monday? - We are! - Drinking Buddy gets the bulk of our attention today.. - When an accidental rescue makes him into a public hero - he takes the whole team to Los Angeles, where they wind up on a TV gameshow.. - Cadbury went to Pamplona, Spain last week for the running of the bulls - we’ll see how that went.. - Drinking Buddy picks the venue for Married Man’s Birthday Party.. - then takes the team to a family reunion.. - and Marvin Webster launches a new segment called, “Job Talk”…
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Good day.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
You're old pal Stevi here, No, not the former idiot intern,
the Crocodile Stalker. And you're listening to my two favorite
bonds of mates, John Boy and Billy on the big show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
and safe and sound in this Knacker studio.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Hey, what's this wire for a doodle coming out?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Him?
Speaker 5 (01:06):
It is Monday, July the twenty first, man, more, where
does month go? Mike Raymond used to say, the time
I'll turn around Tom to eat breakfast again.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Oh right, yea.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
So everybody's doing goods for the wear here to keep
as cool as possible.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
He's hot or something.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Right, it looks like every single day.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
What's happening for you?
Speaker 5 (01:39):
July twenty first, it's National get out of the Doghouse Day?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Is there like rules? I mean, like a plan to
do that? I mean pretty much on your own?
Speaker 7 (01:48):
Usually it's kissing up, isn't it?
Speaker 8 (01:52):
He said?
Speaker 7 (01:52):
Jewelry always held jewelry, hitting you were wrong, those kind
of things.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
All right, Jackie, you get David some jewelry.
Speaker 8 (01:59):
Now.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
The sad part about it is he's right, I'm the
one who has to make up.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
You know, that is a sweet one relationship. She's really
not kidding. I've seen him. I feel sorry for him.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Sometimes everybody tells me, God, what does he want with you?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
And they're serious.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
I called her on the phone and she didn't hang up,
and I heard her talking to him.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
He was like, fix no potatoes for you.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
We went to a birthday party in Virginia and my
uncle looked at him and said, you're with who?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
And he told him and he just stared at him
and said, hanging there, young man. She said, shut up. Wonderful.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Notice the coach and just in't dugged into the Hall
of Fame from his hometown.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
A good jackpot this time, Dad, don't leave it no
matter what. Okay, we take one for the team man.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
The National Junk Food Day, all right? Got that covered?
National b Someone Day. Act like somebody is something like that, Uh,
National Lamington Day.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Oh it's Australian desserts. He says, here, so I ain't
got ten food hounds. Good sponge cake dipped in chocolate. Yeah,
we'll look it up. Let's do that, bring it in tomorrow. Okay.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
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We'll get a first prize, back out and get that
winning beginning for a whole week. Beg Shoe's on the radio,
Good Morning mag Show's on the radio.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Coming up.
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(04:03):
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where we're going our categories.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
It was July twenty first.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
In nineteen seventy eight, one hundred and seventy six pounds,
Saint Bernard earned the title of world's strongest dog.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
He pulled a.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Load weighing six thousand, four hundred and thirteen pounds for
twenty seven Miles.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yankes Oh.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Three manacus of aggravated battery, concluded his insanity defense in
Panama City, Florida, by loudly hooting cuckoo, cuckoo, then dropping
his pants and mooning the jewelry perfect.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Is that good? Like cocka doodledoo? I think you.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Think you worked it out in advance with his attorney,
Then I'm gonna make him think I'm crazy. Wo Jurors
took thirty minutes to find him guilty, and he may
be crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Buddy is guilty.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
And finally, on twenty seventeen, singer Justin Bieber was banned
from performing in China by a Beaching Municipal Bureau of Culture,
citing his bad behavior.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I wonder what he did over there or they just
saw what he was doing over here.
Speaker 9 (05:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I think he yelled cuckoo.
Speaker 9 (05:33):
Coo, Well doing that?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
What ain't under Big Show?
Speaker 5 (05:40):
You told free line, Come on, we'll play out birds next.
(06:09):
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Speaker 4 (06:24):
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Speaker 10 (06:31):
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really give.
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The prizes from the big prize be let's go he
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funs when you're playing Upburst. Have a hurry up and
guest time you have the best time. You have a
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Let's say hed A do from Mannys, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
We come on in here do Good morning, buddy, you,
good morning, good morning.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
All right, well, let's gets you through these three categories
and getting the big old prize pack headed your way.
Might even be an eighty five thousand dollars prize pack
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for to win three things that are banned in the
US A ready to go.
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hang on with jacket.
Speaker 13 (08:32):
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work around here.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
And then a big old married.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Man Monday gets kicked off right on the other side.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Your mornings.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
It's a big show on the radio and it is
one of those married man Mondays.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
And y'all seem to love make some slaugh too. Let's
get to it.
Speaker 12 (09:38):
My readmand, my readmand drives around in a menivan, god,
a wife and some kids. His whole life's on the skids.
Speaker 14 (09:48):
There goes from my readmind housey feel listen, dude, the
sport guy's really screwed, hanging on by a threadcord of
loaf of bread.
Speaker 10 (10:01):
Here there goes the married man, got a big gas grill, buys.
Speaker 14 (10:08):
His clothes up the gap, and he's just about had enough.
Speaker 13 (10:14):
For this guy.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Married man, man man, friendly neighborhood. Married man.
Speaker 10 (10:21):
Has no single life or let him do what she says.
It's about time he groove. Where there's a school you'll
find the married man.
Speaker 15 (10:33):
As our story opens, married man and his costume cohorts
are about to make a live appearance on network television.
What's right, honey, it's on upm No, I'm not sure
what channel that is.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
No, I can't ask him. We'll see.
Speaker 16 (10:49):
We're in California. It wouldn't be the same channel here
as is it Just flip around util you see us? Okay, right, okay, listen,
I gotta go, Sweete.
Speaker 15 (10:57):
I'll call you like love you.
Speaker 16 (11:00):
Hey, y'all, we're fixing the TV stars.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Will you the man?
Speaker 15 (11:04):
Captain Action Honey, come here and give me a hug.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Oh man, I think I'm gonna be sick. Okay, folks,
stand by.
Speaker 17 (11:10):
Here we go in five four three, Live from Hollywood.
Speaker 18 (11:21):
It's America's pavorite quin show Family Breaking.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Week, Ado, thank you worry about chiverybody.
Speaker 16 (11:33):
Welcome to a special celebrity edition of The Frankas. Let's
meet our two teams for tonight's show.
Speaker 18 (11:38):
Joddyo, he foiled an airline hijacking earlier this week. Now
he and his cohorts a ready to join The Frankas.
Please welcome Captain Action Guy and the Action Friend.
Speaker 16 (11:54):
Welcome toll guys. So Captain Action Guy. What was it
like this, Arbi, a desperate hijacker with your bare hands?
Speaker 19 (12:01):
Well, what can I tell you, reg just a supervised
is just wired up different from regular.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
People, you old brother, I really think I'm going to
be sick quite College Buddy introduces to the rest of
your team.
Speaker 19 (12:15):
Cap Well, this here's my faithful right hand cutie, Captain
Action Girl.
Speaker 17 (12:20):
Hey, honeys, I want to send a shout out to
all my homegirls back at the Pink Ponty Lounge of
Central City.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Hey, y'all, west Side Rocks.
Speaker 19 (12:32):
Oh and this here's my other sidekicks, Captain Murried Guy
and Captain Other Guy.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Drentha.
Speaker 16 (12:39):
Have you guys in the program. Let's beat your special
celebrity opponents giodny Yo.
Speaker 18 (12:44):
Yes, they're the hottest thing going in reality TV and
made up big splash. Hosting the American Music Awards. Please
welcome thee Hodsborns.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
So lovely.
Speaker 16 (12:59):
I can't believe they got you out of the house
again this soup.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Uh, it wasn't my idea, man, my wife made me
do it.
Speaker 7 (13:07):
Oh both you love it?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Shut up?
Speaker 16 (13:10):
Oh good thing. We've got that special seven second delay
up and running. Sounds like We're good to beat it tonight. Hey,
who else is with you?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Oh yeah, this is my wife's sharing.
Speaker 20 (13:22):
Hello.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
You know you're much Jerry in person. Can I squeeze
your mom?
Speaker 16 (13:27):
Hey, easy, Sharon, let's say how to the kids?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Oh yeah, yeah, well, oh yeah, this is my daughter Kelly,
the quote unquote singer and my son Jack the French
of darkness.
Speaker 16 (13:40):
Welcome blood at all. All right, folks, if you're ready,
let's start the book. The odd boards love the coin
toss backstage, so they get the first crack of the board.
The category is something you find in the bathroom, Ozzie.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Let me see. I'll say it big Stephen polo dope.
Speaker 19 (14:03):
Okay, you're the boss. Show us a big Stephen pilot doctor. No, sorry,
I'll say that one. Not in the top five.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Maybe know that you will have action friends. You're up next.
Speaker 16 (14:15):
Something you might find in your bathroom, cap I've a
little tiny pile of cat, that thug, you idiot.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Hey, I'm just.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Trying to be different.
Speaker 16 (14:25):
Let's see if it's there. Show us a little tiny
pile of cat.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
What kind of brain dead answer was that?
Speaker 20 (14:33):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Lots of paper keeping cat box in the bathroom, big guy,
Nice going moron, No points on that question.
Speaker 16 (14:39):
Osborne's are up sharing?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
This one's for you?
Speaker 16 (14:41):
A pet name you might call your sweetheart?
Speaker 7 (14:44):
Oh, a drug adol?
Speaker 16 (14:48):
Okay, show us a drug adult? Oh sorry, okay, Captain
action girl, a pet name you might call your sweetheart?
Speaker 19 (14:58):
How about fang?
Speaker 4 (14:59):
What shows thing?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Honiga? What are you doing?
Speaker 18 (15:05):
What?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I can't believe you didn't say honey? You call everybody honey.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
You said every thirty seconds of Captain Morgan over there,
this is unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Don't yell at me.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I got feelings. It could as soon not the only
family that's got problems.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Man.
Speaker 15 (15:21):
Okay, so this may not be our hero's ticket to
Stardham after all. Well, the action friends have a fine
fame and fortune in Hollywood. Going on again, next time,
one ahead, Captain. Other guys say.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
You, airhead, wish your brains was have as big as your.
Speaker 15 (15:36):
Boothe Captain married guy say no, no, honey, he's not
really mad at her. It's it's all part of the Aye.
Captain action guy say, hey, rageous, have I got.
Speaker 19 (15:44):
Time to mix the short one out of the mini bar?
Speaker 16 (15:46):
While the commercials on and Ozzie say.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Well, did you say mini ball? Yep, I like you
big guys.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Rocking around.
Speaker 16 (15:58):
Don't miss our next speak to time.
Speaker 15 (16:00):
Bet you same married time, same married channel.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
There's a scream you'll find the married nine.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio mondayj
Lie twenty.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
First, let's do it action. Hello friends, your.
Speaker 6 (16:44):
Old pal Birdfern here with another scamp picking episode of
John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Today's episode the Witch.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
As our story opens, a man out for a late
night stroll encounters a very angry witch.
Speaker 7 (16:58):
Sorry, man, we don't carry nude? What the hell has happened?
At seven to eleven? A?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Excuse me?
Speaker 7 (17:04):
What the hell do you want?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Well, you seem so upset? Are you okay?
Speaker 7 (17:09):
As a matter of fact, No, I'm not okay. How
could you tell?
Speaker 21 (17:13):
Well, you've been fussing pretty good for a while now,
ever since I started walking in your direction.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
You'd be fussy too if you couldn't find simple ingredients
for an average spell.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
A spell?
Speaker 7 (17:23):
Yeah, a spell? I'm a witch? Or haven't you noticed?
Speaker 21 (17:27):
Well? I was wondering why you were carrying a broom and.
Speaker 7 (17:30):
What about the outfit?
Speaker 21 (17:31):
Let's see, black pointy hat, black clothes. Well, for all
I know, you could have been Antifa.
Speaker 7 (17:36):
Oh give me a break.
Speaker 21 (17:37):
And you really don't look like a witch. I mean,
no wartz, no long bony fingers in your skin isn't green.
You have a really nice complexion.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
I do moisture eyes smart.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Well, maybe I can help you find some of those ingredients.
Speaker 7 (17:49):
I doubt it.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
What do you have to lose?
Speaker 13 (17:53):
Right?
Speaker 7 (17:53):
Toe of bat uh nope, Dragon tears nope, whiskers of
a virgin toad?
Speaker 21 (18:00):
Where were you twenty years ago? I could have got
those off my prom date.
Speaker 7 (18:05):
See that's what I'm talking about. Nobody has any of
this stuff. I'll have to go all the way to
the castle of Karapathia.
Speaker 21 (18:11):
Well, what about that broom? I mean, if you're a
real witch, can't you just hop on the broom and
get there in a jiffy?
Speaker 7 (18:17):
I never fly the broom, and I'm angry.
Speaker 21 (18:20):
Why not?
Speaker 7 (18:20):
I'm afraid I'll fly off the handle.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Son of her?
Speaker 6 (18:29):
And how we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
You know you wouldn't be half bad if you hadn't
did those top two buttons.
Speaker 6 (18:38):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the crusty old
pharmacist at the Castle of Carpathia.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning.
No big shows on a radio?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Huh they won da Good morning, it's a big show
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on the radio. A man, Oh my god, y'all check John.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Boy and Billy Facebook lately, and we got some new
pigs up r A check him out.
Speaker 7 (19:56):
Very popular Robert Okay hat.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
So apparently everybody's been to the Facebook page, but.
Speaker 9 (20:11):
It was so long ago.
Speaker 7 (20:13):
Thursdays limited in the now, man.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
I will all will with you a little later today.
By the way, get your name in the hat for
John Boy's brand new wonderful thing. It is a triumphant
quartet T shirt.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Never been worn. There is one spot on.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
It, and I don't know how it got there because
there's been in my closet for for a long time.
Unless I would like slinging food while I was walking
through the.
Speaker 7 (20:43):
Bedroom made contact with another shirt.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
That's possible. But yeah, do you get it af Oh cool? Yeah,
that's like a beauty March is what I call.
Speaker 7 (20:55):
Them on my T shirt because you know it's clean.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
That's it, all right, So get your name and the hat.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
We'll get it away on Friday as we kick off
the final ot with the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
All right, okay, something to look forward to all week.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
We got a married man Monday, going on, looking forward
to that and in minutes, Bob I Bock was something
special for our sports fans in the audience. All right,
hang on, Big Joe rolls on, Good morning, got the
Big Show on the radio coming up. We played John
Boy Jeboray for a big old World Lawn, Moors prize
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pack World Long, tough on grass, easy on. You want it,
check it out at the Big Show dot com, the
John Boybiller Facebook page. Hang on, play for it in minutes.
All right, all Star game last week. We don't want
you to miss out something special that's going on. I'm
in Bob IBox from Nico Sports joins us this morning.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Good morning, Bob, Hey, good morning, and I'll tell you
what my head feels like. It's on a swibble after
watching the All Star Game, and it was just an
amazing event at every year. But I've been around baseball
for gosh, over fifty years, I've lived through the ghost
runners at second base that they've recently had, and I've
lived through a couple of work stoppages. I never thought
(22:13):
a ball game would ever be decided on a swing off.
I've been to swing offs before, when I've done the
country Western, the dancing, you know, Josy Doe and tip
to your partner, you know. But this historic baseball bat
(22:33):
that I'll be talking about this morning is a tribute
to the All Star Game this year, and it's now
going to be even a more unique baseball bat because
it was history making. Never before have the All Star
Game ended in a six to six tie like they did.
But then they had a swing off where each league
(22:57):
got three different batters that would get three different swings,
and the side with the most home runs would win it.
And that was the national lead. They wanted four to
three in the swing off, and Kyle Schwarber, who ended
up being the most valuable player, he got three home runs,
just unbelievable display he put on. This bat is full size,
(23:20):
thirty four inches. It's a wooden bat, completely licensed by
Major League Baseball and the Players Association. It sells for
just one hundred and forty nine dollars and ninety five
cents each, and in a moment, I'll give out the
information how you can get these because they're very limited.
Only two and twenty five of these will ever be made.
And what also makes them, I think historic, is you
(23:43):
don't get this ever. I went back and looked and
saw if there's any other items out there where you
have a photograph on the item of both Aaron Judge
and Shohei O'tani. I couldn't find any, but they are both.
Their pictures are on the barrel of the bat. Really
looks cool. They were the top of vote getters in
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both the American League and National League for the All
Star Game. We also have the official All Star Game
logo on there. There's also another photograph of Ronald Acunya Junior,
who I know all the Atlanta Brave fans like and
he's an amazing athlete. And we've also had another photograph
on there Chris Sale, who couldn't pitch in the game
because he was injured. But those are the two Atlanta
(24:26):
based players that I know your audience would like. We
have the final score of the game on there, which
is a six to sixth high and then we also
have a little thing that says four to three the
National League wins in a swing off, so you can
swing off right into history. When you get this baseball
bat for again one hundred and forty nine dollars and
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ninety five cents each, Only two thousand and twenty five
of these will be made. You'll get an individually hand
numbered bat with a corresponding number, certificate of authenticity. And
we've got a picture of the truest park, Atlanta's Ballpark
in the background. You've got to go on the website
to really see the beauty of this. And I'll give
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that information out and also let some of your fans
know who are Tennessee volunteer football fans. I got something
special that's exclusive to the John Boy and Billy group.
The phone number to call to get the baseball bat
is one eight hundred three four five two eight sixty eight. Again,
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that's eight hundred three four five twenty eight sixty eight.
Or just go to the website nicosports dot com, nikcosports
dot com, nikcosports dot com to get this historic baseball
bat with the pictures of Judge and o'tani on the
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barrel of the bat along with the insignia of the
All Star Game. And now this bat is going to
be even more value because never before has an All
Star Game been won because of a swing off in overtime. Now,
in addition to that, just because for the loyalty of
some of your fans on your network, who may want
(26:14):
to recall that in nineteen ninety eight, Tennessee was the
number one team in the country. They had a thirteen
to zero perfect season. Nico Sports had done this before,
and they asked me to tell your listeners Team Martin
was the quarterback that year, not the Peyton Manning. Team
(26:34):
Martin quarterback that team. He autographed footballs. They only have
twelve of these left, and I was thinking, you know,
with the holidays coming up later on this year, what
a great item for volunteer fans. You can get that
for one hundred and twenty nine dollars and ninety five cents.
There's only about twelve of these left that are signed
(26:55):
by tem Martin, and they've got a few extra ones
that are unsigned. So when you call in that number,
eight hundred three four five twenty eight sixty eight, asked
the Niko Sports representative about that. But there's a lot
of good things happening right in the middle of the
summer here, and I've always enjoyed relaying that to your
network and your a fundus of great fans along the network.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
Awesome stuff, Bob, Awesome stuff, And thanks for the John
Boy and Billy listener nod right there, I no man,
those twelve football is going to go right now, y'all.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Listen.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
You know we're hot in Knoxville. So right there at
the top of the hill bar, we like you, all right,
and we got it set up too at the Big
Show dot Com. You just click on that Nico Sports.
It'll take you right there. We'll go ahead and jump
in there and own a part of history. Good stuff, Bob,
appreciate you, buddy.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Hey, listen, I just want to know, do you guys,
John Boy and Building do you guys do when you
swing offs?
Speaker 5 (27:49):
Well, yes, when I was younger, that was after basketball,
prac it wasn't anything in the.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Fairly okay, we won't go there.
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Right there, you take it easy, bye bye blah. Now
goes board once again. Eight hundred three four five twenty
eight sixty eight, or click on the Niko Sports link
of the Big Show dot Com. Alright, well, let's play
John BOYD Jeopardy. We go do we get a winner?
Let's jump right in here. Based entirely on the word
count of its official rule book, this is the most
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complicated professional sport in the world.
Speaker 7 (28:32):
Well, since it's on the Oak Show, I'm gonna say cornhole.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
No, no, no, that's not really that complicated. If you
look at it. Just get the scoring system down, you'll
be all right.
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We go to we get a winner. We play John
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And right now.
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Let's play Yes live across America. It's Jobojeffrey, and now
your host, he wonders, is he the only one who
has started experiencing road rage walking behind people in the
grocery store? He's John Boy and begs that wheel. All right,
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let's say Hey the Jennifer out of Bakersville, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Good morning, Jennifer, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 22 (30:10):
How are you doing?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
John boy, I'm just so good. Thank you for acting concern. Well,
you weren't really concerned. If you're being sweet, we aren't you.
Speaker 22 (30:20):
Well, Hey, you're our only sources entertainment.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
So we love you.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
Hey, I'm trying to say Bakersfield. Where are you in
our state? Jennifer, It's Bakersville, Bakersville, all right.
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We're so far west that we're closer to Unicuoi, Tennessee
than we are to Bakersville Pine.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Oh yes, uh huh sure.
Speaker 22 (30:43):
And then you heard of Burnsville.
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Yeah, sure enough.
Speaker 6 (30:47):
Well you're west of Birnsville.
Speaker 22 (30:48):
We're Bakersville Post Office.
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Awesome, awesome, Yeah, you know. Come, that's where a come
sister lives. Jack, I'm in Burnsville. Man, it has some
bad You had part of that Hurricane Helene stuff, didn't you.
Speaker 22 (31:02):
Yeah, but we're a little west of that.
Speaker 20 (31:04):
We're at Bakersville.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Okay, all right, bakers Yes, it's called small talk mich depression.
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Thirty seconds.
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Randy's being the smart I love it.
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I love it.
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Jennifer.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
Well you got first shot at John Bory Jeopardy this morning.
Let's see what you got. So we're basing this entirely
on the word count of its official rule book. The
most complicated professional sport in the world.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
What you got.
Speaker 22 (31:34):
Football, especially if you're a Miami.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
Dolphins football with a dig toward the Dolphins. All right, So, Jennifer,
what did you start out in South Florida and hit
North Carolina mountains or or what?
Speaker 22 (31:56):
Well, we we lived down in Fort Launerville, Florida, but
we've had to play. He's up here for over twenty years.
So we come up in the summer a couple of
weeks and we go home.
Speaker 8 (32:04):
We come up a couple of weeks.
Speaker 22 (32:06):
You ride the motorcycle, the ATV.
Speaker 11 (32:10):
The mountain.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
Wow, I'll tell you, Rando. That road rage of me
in the grocery store. No, right, that's behind somebody with
a Florida license plate in the mountains of North Carolina. Yeah,
I've done it, but I'm sure it won't you.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Jennifer. You you've been there a while.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
But my goodness, awesome, Jennifer. We're good baby, We're glad
you won. You got the big old prize pack. We'll
get it to you in Baker's view, Jackie, don't send
it to Bakersfield.
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That's all. But cheer up there, Jennifer, hang on.
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I love you guys. Have a problem to day. Happy Monday.
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Thank you.
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That's a bout of money hour.
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Here comes the top of your news on the other side,
our Times one Mark July the twenty thirds.
Speaker 11 (33:02):
Ready, but i'd lie.
Speaker 6 (33:33):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 8 (33:48):
Hello that I kindent incorporated.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Hi this mister Piston. Yeah morning, see you wat shaking.
Speaker 8 (33:56):
Off her cheeks and a couple of chance. That's a change.
I just got a membership at Gold's gym working out.
Huh Yeah, I realized I finally hit that awkward age.
I'm too old to do jaeger shots at the bar,
but too young to be the crazy cat lady at
the end of the block.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
You know, they say the gym's a good place to
meet gods.
Speaker 8 (34:16):
I know as a matter of fact, I met a
great guy just the other day or at the leg
press machine, tall honky tons of personality, good job, great car.
Loves movies, and I mean real movies, not the kind
where Larry the cable Guy accidentally invades Mexico.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Larry. So anyway, what happened?
Speaker 8 (34:36):
Well, normally I'm not to kind of go to ask
a guy out, but this dude was so hot I
couldn't help myself. And I should have known he was
too good to be true.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Uh oh, he's got a girlfriend.
Speaker 8 (34:49):
Worse than that married gay al gay flaming out. Yeah,
I tell you, Jimbo, guys like parking space. All the
good ones that aren't taking are handicapped.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Hanging in there. This waitness.
Speaker 8 (35:08):
Hey's Murray in hold on, I ask him, Hoorray Jimbo
and Bobby on two? What? Oh? Come on, You're never
gonna believe that, Hey, Jimbo, would you believe Murray is
in La closing a big movie deal?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Not really?
Speaker 20 (35:22):
Hello, Jimbo. Yeah, I love you me? Uh huh, hey man,
you're still going fishing with Captain Crunch and Captain Morgan
this weekend.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
Yeah, that's a me and the dead List catch guys.
We're going out on Saturday.
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Excellent. I am very excited about this, babe. In fact,
I think this trip could open the door to a
really big payday in the very near future.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Oh yeah, well, what's up?
Speaker 20 (35:48):
I took out a million dollar accidental death policy on
you for the weekend.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Worry.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
Hey, these guys are expert captains man. Nobody's gonna die.
Speaker 20 (35:57):
Oh I know that. But there's also an accidental dismemberment
rider that's worth two hundred grand on myself.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
So you're rooting for me to lose an arm or something.
Speaker 20 (36:07):
Of course, not a lego work just as good as
in fact, three or more toes on one foot is
enough to trigger a.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Payoff if you don't get your hopes. Uh.
Speaker 20 (36:15):
Oh, and just so you know, I'm having some very
promising talks with the Discovery Channel right now about a
possible Jimbo guest appearance.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Well, you mean I might get to be on Deadliest
Catch next season.
Speaker 20 (36:27):
Now, the MythBusters want to strap a solid fuel rocket
to the top of your pickup truck. A Also, the
guy from Future Weapons wants you to help him test
a new heat seeking artillery show. Hey, and if you're
willing to go swimming with an open cut on your leg,
I can get you a featured guest shot on Shot here.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
You got anything? It doesn't invove me getting killed on
the Discovery Channel.
Speaker 20 (36:48):
Yes, I am talking to the History Channel about season
two of Ice Road Truckers.
Speaker 5 (36:53):
Ah, they want me to drive a big rig across Canada.
Speaker 20 (36:56):
No, they saw your publicity photos. One of the truckers
wants to buy that fur lined cape of yours. It's
not exactly three or more toes on one foot money,
glad you gotta say somewhere.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Keep up the good work.
Speaker 20 (37:09):
You know I will because I love you, mother, my folks.
Nothing is more important to me than the success of
hold on a bigger name on the other line. Now
tell DJ Qualls, I'll prob him right back. Hey, Jimbo,
I'm gonna go. Let's do the lunch thing later. Have
you a machine called my machine? And give my love
to Bobby. That's Billy him two and Jimbo? What call
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me John Boy?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
And Billy Well.
Speaker 4 (37:34):
I better get on the air.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Who knows somebody might be listening.
Speaker 9 (37:37):
I could be good morning, we yelled, dumb right, good morning.
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It's a big seawan the radio.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
And here we go with the continuing adventures of my
Gentleman's gentleman Cadbury.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Here we are, Cadbury.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Welcome to Spain, Oh oh grand, the lovely village of Pamflona.
I must say it's a refreshing change from your usual weekends.
Speaker 14 (38:27):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
I doubt you love going to the beach. Oh, yes,
the beach, I love, sir, but we never see it.
We get about as far as sharing a jug of
pickled shrimp with beach Billy and Captain Kit.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
Yeah, a good time. Well this ain't no pleasure cruise,
old boy. We're here on business. I know it's not
my place, sir, but what sort of business? Not the
monkey kind?
Speaker 1 (38:49):
I hope.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
My wife has always warned one of these stallions that
you can only find in Spain.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Oh, but has.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Always bemoaned Madame's equestrian investment. The trip here, the cost
of shipping enough to mention the price of the beast itself.
The mind boggles at the price.
Speaker 5 (39:06):
Yeah, I know, but on the upside, it does keep
her out of my hair. And who can put a
price on that.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
I can.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
It's nearly fifty thousand dollars fifty grand. You sure I
got a gold star in meths man.
Speaker 5 (39:19):
That's a lot of dog food on the hoof. Oh, well,
I guess she's worth it. She puts up a quite
a bit. If I can't be a pill, you know,
do tills well enough, Joe and canburry. Let's get that
tax right off on a truck and then hit the
town ah and indulge in a bit of the native.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Gospacho is h Are you crazy?
Speaker 5 (39:38):
I don't want to play some goofy forn sport on
empty stomach.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
I think we better have dinner first.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
Ah, and even better idea, sir, Let's see, I think
it's right down this street.
Speaker 5 (39:49):
It's hard to tell. It's like everything here is in
a different language.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Really seems odd to find such a thing in Spain's Huh.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
I hesitate to ask, but the sun exact?
Speaker 5 (40:00):
Well, we're going not exactly, but we gotta be getting close.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Check it out.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
Good heavens, bulls, dozens of them. It to vegetable boovine bonanzas. Uh,
we've struck livestock.
Speaker 5 (40:15):
Cadbury and where there's Kyle's horses can't be far off.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Let's go no, Perhaps find another ways these bulls by
becoming agitated.
Speaker 5 (40:25):
Yeah, that's some ornery pot rose, all right, But see,
you just gotta know how to handle them.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
I feel a story coming on.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
You seem to forget Cadbury. I'm a farm boy from
way back. If a bull gets too close. You just
punch him in the nose and they'll back off. Just
gotta let him know who's boss.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Oh thank goodness with that fencer. He's testing you, big boy.
Better pop him one.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Poor animal. See here, Bossy, I'm trying to give you
the benefit of the doubt. But if you don't start it,
if you don't stop doing that, I'll be forced to
make an example of you.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
That's telling him.
Speaker 5 (41:09):
Are you gonna let him talk to you about?
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Oh well, Ferdinand, I fear this is going to hurt
me more than it does you.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
With heavens it actually worked. I'm so surprised. Cadbury, I
know what I'm talking about. Come on, let's go. That's
an ingenious bit of business.
Speaker 13 (41:30):
That.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
Pardon me for doubting you, sir, seems odd though, having
a corral of bulls in the center of town.
Speaker 5 (41:36):
Hold it a second, Pamplona. This must be the ones
that using a running of the bulls during the Fiesta
of San Ferman But that.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Isn't until July. What's up?
Speaker 5 (41:46):
This is a yearly festival Cadbury where people come from
all over the world to celebrate life. Boy running through
the streets ahead of a stampede of angry bulls hoping
to make it to the end of the course without
getting trampled or gord Well, what do the windows gets?
Speaker 4 (42:01):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Not trampled or gored?
Speaker 3 (42:04):
Absolutely, Bob Betteck, Thank goodness for that soundly built burier.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Must have been made by foreigners.
Speaker 20 (42:16):
What are you making to do so?
Speaker 1 (42:17):
I don't know? Maybe run cut make it sound. We've
only run ten feet. You've been coward. Get to stuff it.
Speaker 5 (42:28):
I go on without fixing, saving yourself a good idea.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Where are you going, sir? I'm climbing this fance. I
ain't crazy. Hope he's on. I can't climbing on my eyes.
I was supposed to going without you. It was a
figures feed before they get too close. That do close.
Speaker 5 (42:46):
Time for your secret weapon. Give him a five bone
reminder upside his grill.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
You watch, bunch and stupid and hurried. His friends are coming.
Here goes you do?
Speaker 4 (42:58):
It didn't works out?
Speaker 5 (42:59):
Maybe this one speak English? You are in his country.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
You know now what?
Speaker 5 (43:04):
Get this step and I'll spot for you.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Don't worry. I can see great from up here. Trust
him to the laugh, to.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
The laugh, laugh, hump the wall and let him pass
you on the inside. The inside, Hey man, if you're
not going listen, oh baby, smells like lunch, I'll catch
you on the second laugh.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
I'll take two of those smiles over here.
Speaker 23 (43:32):
Sing you see. It's a big show on the radio.
I can't read this, all.
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Right, sir, I'll read it. Good morning.
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This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boys, Faithful Gentleman's Gentlemen, and
you're listening to Master Boy and young so Will on
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master Boy gets up and gets to work on time.
So when he's laid it's my fault.
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Oh sad, I feel so good morning. It's a big
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To our married man Monday and celebrating married man's birthday
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And now I was saving something there. I can't reach
it him out here.
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That's the way I.
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Still walking around with that. It's my favorite. I'm gonna
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I ain't seen him him lately.
Speaker 7 (45:25):
Never here's close.
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You're old pal Stevi here, No, not the former idiot intern,
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bonds of mates, John Boy and Billy on the big show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Hey, what's this wire for a doodle coming out?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Him?
Speaker 5 (01:06):
It is Monday, July the twenty first, man, more, where
does month go? Mike Raymond used to say, the time
I'll turn around Tom to eat breakfast again.
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Oh right, yea.
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So everybody's doing goods for the wear here to keep
as cool as possible.
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He's hot or something.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Right, it looks like every single day.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
What's happening for you?
Speaker 5 (01:39):
July twenty first, it's National get out of the Doghouse Day?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Is there like rules? I mean, like a plan to
do that? I mean pretty much on your own?
Speaker 7 (01:48):
Usually it's kissing up, isn't it?
Speaker 8 (01:52):
He said?
Speaker 7 (01:52):
Jewelry always held jewelry, hitting you were wrong, those kind
of things.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
All right, Jackie, you get David some jewelry.
Speaker 8 (01:59):
Now.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
The sad part about it is he's right, I'm the
one who has to make up.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
You know, that is a sweet one relationship. She's really
not kidding. I've seen him. I feel sorry for him.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Sometimes everybody tells me, God, what does he want with you?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
And they're serious.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
I called her on the phone and she didn't hang up,
and I heard her talking to him.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
He was like, fix no potatoes for you.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
We went to a birthday party in Virginia and my
uncle looked at him and said, you're with who?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
And he told him and he just stared at him
and said, hanging there, young man. She said, shut up. Wonderful.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Notice the coach and just in't dugged into the Hall
of Fame from his hometown.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
A good jackpot this time, Dad, don't leave it no
matter what. Okay, we take one for the team man.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
The National Junk Food Day, all right? Got that covered?
National b Someone Day. Act like somebody is something like that, Uh,
National Lamington Day.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Oh it's Australian desserts. He says, here, so I ain't
got ten food hounds. Good sponge cake dipped in chocolate. Yeah,
we'll look it up. Let's do that, bring it in tomorrow. Okay.
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We'll get a first prize, back out and get that
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Speaker 1 (04:18):
It was July twenty first.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
In nineteen seventy eight, one hundred and seventy six pounds,
Saint Bernard earned the title of world's strongest dog.
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He pulled a.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Load weighing six thousand, four hundred and thirteen pounds for
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Three manacus of aggravated battery, concluded his insanity defense in
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his pants and mooning the jewelry perfect.
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Is that good? Like cocka doodledoo? I think you.
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Think you worked it out in advance with his attorney,
Then I'm gonna make him think I'm crazy. Wo Jurors
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Buddy is guilty.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
And finally, on twenty seventeen, singer Justin Bieber was banned
from performing in China by a Beaching Municipal Bureau of Culture,
citing his bad behavior.
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I wonder what he did over there or they just
saw what he was doing over here.
Speaker 9 (05:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I think he yelled cuckoo.
Speaker 9 (05:33):
Coo, Well doing that?
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What ain't under Big Show?
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You told free line, Come on, we'll play out birds next.
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I right out Upburst. Let's play Upburst.
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It's the game that anyone can win, John boy, and
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The prizes from the big prize be let's go he
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Let's say hed A do from Mannys, South Carolina.
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We come on in here do Good morning, buddy, you,
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Your mornings.
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It's a big show on the radio and it is
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Speaker 12 (09:38):
My readmand, my readmand drives around in a menivan, god,
a wife and some kids. His whole life's on the skids.
Speaker 14 (09:48):
There goes from my readmind housey feel listen, dude, the
sport guy's really screwed, hanging on by a threadcord of
loaf of bread.
Speaker 10 (10:01):
Here there goes the married man, got a big gas grill, buys.
Speaker 14 (10:08):
His clothes up the gap, and he's just about had enough.
Speaker 13 (10:14):
For this guy.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Married man, man man, friendly neighborhood. Married man.
Speaker 10 (10:21):
Has no single life or let him do what she says.
It's about time he groove. Where there's a school you'll
find the married man.
Speaker 15 (10:33):
As our story opens, married man and his costume cohorts
are about to make a live appearance on network television.
What's right, honey, it's on upm No, I'm not sure
what channel that is.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
No, I can't ask him. We'll see.
Speaker 16 (10:49):
We're in California. It wouldn't be the same channel here
as is it Just flip around util you see us? Okay, right, okay, listen,
I gotta go, Sweete.
Speaker 15 (10:57):
I'll call you like love you.
Speaker 16 (11:00):
Hey, y'all, we're fixing the TV stars.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Will you the man?
Speaker 15 (11:04):
Captain Action Honey, come here and give me a hug.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Oh man, I think I'm gonna be sick. Okay, folks,
stand by.
Speaker 17 (11:10):
Here we go in five four three, Live from Hollywood.
Speaker 18 (11:21):
It's America's pavorite quin show Family Breaking.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Week, Ado, thank you worry about chiverybody.
Speaker 16 (11:33):
Welcome to a special celebrity edition of The Frankas. Let's
meet our two teams for tonight's show.
Speaker 18 (11:38):
Joddyo, he foiled an airline hijacking earlier this week. Now
he and his cohorts a ready to join The Frankas.
Please welcome Captain Action Guy and the Action Friend.
Speaker 16 (11:54):
Welcome toll guys. So Captain Action Guy. What was it
like this, Arbi, a desperate hijacker with your bare hands?
Speaker 19 (12:01):
Well, what can I tell you, reg just a supervised
is just wired up different from regular.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
People, you old brother, I really think I'm going to
be sick quite College Buddy introduces to the rest of
your team.
Speaker 19 (12:15):
Cap Well, this here's my faithful right hand cutie, Captain
Action Girl.
Speaker 17 (12:20):
Hey, honeys, I want to send a shout out to
all my homegirls back at the Pink Ponty Lounge of
Central City.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Hey, y'all, west Side Rocks.
Speaker 19 (12:32):
Oh and this here's my other sidekicks, Captain Murried Guy
and Captain Other Guy.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Drentha.
Speaker 16 (12:39):
Have you guys in the program. Let's beat your special
celebrity opponents giodny Yo.
Speaker 18 (12:44):
Yes, they're the hottest thing going in reality TV and
made up big splash. Hosting the American Music Awards. Please
welcome thee Hodsborns.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
So lovely.
Speaker 16 (12:59):
I can't believe they got you out of the house
again this soup.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Uh, it wasn't my idea, man, my wife made me
do it.
Speaker 7 (13:07):
Oh both you love it?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Shut up?
Speaker 16 (13:10):
Oh good thing. We've got that special seven second delay
up and running. Sounds like We're good to beat it tonight. Hey,
who else is with you?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Oh yeah, this is my wife's sharing.
Speaker 20 (13:22):
Hello.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
You know you're much Jerry in person. Can I squeeze
your mom?
Speaker 16 (13:27):
Hey, easy, Sharon, let's say how to the kids?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Oh yeah, yeah, well, oh yeah, this is my daughter Kelly,
the quote unquote singer and my son Jack the French
of darkness.
Speaker 16 (13:40):
Welcome blood at all. All right, folks, if you're ready,
let's start the book. The odd boards love the coin
toss backstage, so they get the first crack of the board.
The category is something you find in the bathroom, Ozzie.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Let me see. I'll say it big Stephen polo dope.
Speaker 19 (14:03):
Okay, you're the boss. Show us a big Stephen pilot doctor. No, sorry,
I'll say that one. Not in the top five.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Maybe know that you will have action friends. You're up next.
Speaker 16 (14:15):
Something you might find in your bathroom, cap I've a
little tiny pile of cat, that thug, you idiot.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Hey, I'm just.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Trying to be different.
Speaker 16 (14:25):
Let's see if it's there. Show us a little tiny
pile of cat.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
What kind of brain dead answer was that?
Speaker 20 (14:33):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Lots of paper keeping cat box in the bathroom, big guy,
Nice going moron, No points on that question.
Speaker 16 (14:39):
Osborne's are up sharing?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
This one's for you?
Speaker 16 (14:41):
A pet name you might call your sweetheart?
Speaker 7 (14:44):
Oh, a drug adol?
Speaker 16 (14:48):
Okay, show us a drug adult? Oh sorry, okay, Captain
action girl, a pet name you might call your sweetheart?
Speaker 19 (14:58):
How about fang?
Speaker 4 (14:59):
What shows thing?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Honiga? What are you doing?
Speaker 18 (15:05):
What?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I can't believe you didn't say honey? You call everybody honey.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
You said every thirty seconds of Captain Morgan over there,
this is unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Don't yell at me.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I got feelings. It could as soon not the only
family that's got problems.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Man.
Speaker 15 (15:21):
Okay, so this may not be our hero's ticket to
Stardham after all. Well, the action friends have a fine
fame and fortune in Hollywood. Going on again, next time,
one ahead, Captain. Other guys say.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
You, airhead, wish your brains was have as big as your.
Speaker 15 (15:36):
Boothe Captain married guy say no, no, honey, he's not
really mad at her. It's it's all part of the Aye.
Captain action guy say, hey, rageous, have I got.
Speaker 19 (15:44):
Time to mix the short one out of the mini bar?
Speaker 16 (15:46):
While the commercials on and Ozzie say.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Well, did you say mini ball? Yep, I like you
big guys.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Rocking around.
Speaker 16 (15:58):
Don't miss our next speak to time.
Speaker 15 (16:00):
Bet you same married time, same married channel.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
There's a scream you'll find the married nine.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio mondayj
Lie twenty.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
First, let's do it action. Hello friends, your.
Speaker 6 (16:44):
Old pal Birdfern here with another scamp picking episode of
John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Today's episode the Witch.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
As our story opens, a man out for a late
night stroll encounters a very angry witch.
Speaker 7 (16:58):
Sorry, man, we don't carry nude? What the hell has happened?
At seven to eleven? A?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Excuse me?
Speaker 7 (17:04):
What the hell do you want?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Well, you seem so upset? Are you okay?
Speaker 7 (17:09):
As a matter of fact, No, I'm not okay. How
could you tell?
Speaker 21 (17:13):
Well, you've been fussing pretty good for a while now,
ever since I started walking in your direction.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
You'd be fussy too if you couldn't find simple ingredients
for an average spell.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
A spell?
Speaker 7 (17:23):
Yeah, a spell? I'm a witch? Or haven't you noticed?
Speaker 21 (17:27):
Well? I was wondering why you were carrying a broom and.
Speaker 7 (17:30):
What about the outfit?
Speaker 21 (17:31):
Let's see, black pointy hat, black clothes. Well, for all
I know, you could have been Antifa.
Speaker 7 (17:36):
Oh give me a break.
Speaker 21 (17:37):
And you really don't look like a witch. I mean,
no wartz, no long bony fingers in your skin isn't green.
You have a really nice complexion.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
I do moisture eyes smart.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Well, maybe I can help you find some of those ingredients.
Speaker 7 (17:49):
I doubt it.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
What do you have to lose?
Speaker 13 (17:53):
Right?
Speaker 7 (17:53):
Toe of bat uh nope, Dragon tears nope, whiskers of
a virgin toad?
Speaker 21 (18:00):
Where were you twenty years ago? I could have got
those off my prom date.
Speaker 7 (18:05):
See that's what I'm talking about. Nobody has any of
this stuff. I'll have to go all the way to
the castle of Karapathia.
Speaker 21 (18:11):
Well, what about that broom? I mean, if you're a
real witch, can't you just hop on the broom and
get there in a jiffy?
Speaker 7 (18:17):
I never fly the broom, and I'm angry.
Speaker 21 (18:20):
Why not?
Speaker 7 (18:20):
I'm afraid I'll fly off the handle.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Son of her?
Speaker 6 (18:29):
And how we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
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You know you wouldn't be half bad if you hadn't
did those top two buttons.
Speaker 6 (18:38):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the crusty old
pharmacist at the Castle of Carpathia.
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Say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning.
No big shows on a radio?
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Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
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Speaker 5 (21:07):
We got a married man Monday, going on, looking forward
to that and in minutes, Bob I Bock was something
special for our sports fans in the audience. All right,
hang on, Big Joe rolls on, Good morning, got the
Big Show on the radio coming up. We played John
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All right, all Star game last week. We don't want
you to miss out something special that's going on. I'm
in Bob IBox from Nico Sports joins us this morning.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Good morning, Bob, Hey, good morning, and I'll tell you
what my head feels like. It's on a swibble after
watching the All Star Game, and it was just an
amazing event at every year. But I've been around baseball
for gosh, over fifty years, I've lived through the ghost
runners at second base that they've recently had, and I've
lived through a couple of work stoppages. I never thought
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a ball game would ever be decided on a swing off.
I've been to swing offs before, when I've done the
country Western, the dancing, you know, Josy Doe and tip
to your partner, you know. But this historic baseball bat
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that I'll be talking about this morning is a tribute
to the All Star Game this year, and it's now
going to be even a more unique baseball bat because
it was history making. Never before have the All Star
Game ended in a six to six tie like they did.
But then they had a swing off where each league
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got three different batters that would get three different swings,
and the side with the most home runs would win it.
And that was the national lead. They wanted four to
three in the swing off, and Kyle Schwarber, who ended
up being the most valuable player, he got three home runs,
just unbelievable display he put on. This bat is full size,
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thirty four inches. It's a wooden bat, completely licensed by
Major League Baseball and the Players Association. It sells for
just one hundred and forty nine dollars and ninety five
cents each, and in a moment, I'll give out the
information how you can get these because they're very limited.
Only two and twenty five of these will ever be made.
And what also makes them, I think historic, is you
(23:43):
don't get this ever. I went back and looked and
saw if there's any other items out there where you
have a photograph on the item of both Aaron Judge
and Shohei O'tani. I couldn't find any, but they are both.
Their pictures are on the barrel of the bat. Really
looks cool. They were the top of vote getters in
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both the American League and National League for the All
Star Game. We also have the official All Star Game
logo on there. There's also another photograph of Ronald Acunya Junior,
who I know all the Atlanta Brave fans like and
he's an amazing athlete. And we've also had another photograph
on there Chris Sale, who couldn't pitch in the game
because he was injured. But those are the two Atlanta
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based players that I know your audience would like. We
have the final score of the game on there, which
is a six to sixth high and then we also
have a little thing that says four to three the
National League wins in a swing off, so you can
swing off right into history. When you get this baseball
bat for again one hundred and forty nine dollars and
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ninety five cents each, Only two thousand and twenty five
of these will be made. You'll get an individually hand
numbered bat with a corresponding number, certificate of authenticity. And
we've got a picture of the truest park, Atlanta's Ballpark
in the background. You've got to go on the website
to really see the beauty of this. And I'll give
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that information out and also let some of your fans
know who are Tennessee volunteer football fans. I got something
special that's exclusive to the John Boy and Billy group.
The phone number to call to get the baseball bat
is one eight hundred three four five two eight sixty eight. Again,
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that's eight hundred three four five twenty eight sixty eight.
Or just go to the website nicosports dot com, nikcosports
dot com, nikcosports dot com to get this historic baseball
bat with the pictures of Judge and o'tani on the
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barrel of the bat along with the insignia of the
All Star Game. And now this bat is going to
be even more value because never before has an All
Star Game been won because of a swing off in overtime. Now,
in addition to that, just because for the loyalty of
some of your fans on your network, who may want
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to recall that in nineteen ninety eight, Tennessee was the
number one team in the country. They had a thirteen
to zero perfect season. Nico Sports had done this before,
and they asked me to tell your listeners Team Martin
was the quarterback that year, not the Peyton Manning. Team
(26:34):
Martin quarterback that team. He autographed footballs. They only have
twelve of these left, and I was thinking, you know,
with the holidays coming up later on this year, what
a great item for volunteer fans. You can get that
for one hundred and twenty nine dollars and ninety five cents.
There's only about twelve of these left that are signed
(26:55):
by tem Martin, and they've got a few extra ones
that are unsigned. So when you call in that number,
eight hundred three four five twenty eight sixty eight, asked
the Niko Sports representative about that. But there's a lot
of good things happening right in the middle of the
summer here, and I've always enjoyed relaying that to your
network and your a fundus of great fans along the network.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
Awesome stuff, Bob, Awesome stuff, And thanks for the John
Boy and Billy listener nod right there, I no man,
those twelve football is going to go right now, y'all.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Listen.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
You know we're hot in Knoxville. So right there at
the top of the hill bar, we like you, all right,
and we got it set up too at the Big
Show dot Com. You just click on that Nico Sports.
It'll take you right there. We'll go ahead and jump
in there and own a part of history. Good stuff, Bob,
appreciate you, buddy.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Hey, listen, I just want to know, do you guys,
John Boy and Building do you guys do when you
swing offs?
Speaker 5 (27:49):
Well, yes, when I was younger, that was after basketball,
prac it wasn't anything in the.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Fairly okay, we won't go there.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
Right there, you take it easy, bye bye blah. Now
goes board once again. Eight hundred three four five twenty
eight sixty eight, or click on the Niko Sports link
of the Big Show dot Com. Alright, well, let's play
John BOYD Jeopardy. We go do we get a winner?
Let's jump right in here. Based entirely on the word
count of its official rule book, this is the most
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complicated professional sport in the world.
Speaker 7 (28:32):
Well, since it's on the Oak Show, I'm gonna say cornhole.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
No, no, no, that's not really that complicated. If you
look at it. Just get the scoring system down, you'll
be all right.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
Oh, I see well No. One eight hundred, Big Show
your toll free line.
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We go to we get a winner. We play John
Boyd Jeopardy. Next.
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Let's play Yes live across America. It's Jobojeffrey, and now
your host, he wonders, is he the only one who
has started experiencing road rage walking behind people in the
grocery store? He's John Boy and begs that wheel. All right,
(30:03):
let's say Hey the Jennifer out of Bakersville, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Good morning, Jennifer, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 22 (30:10):
How are you doing?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
John boy, I'm just so good. Thank you for acting concern. Well,
you weren't really concerned. If you're being sweet, we aren't you.
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Well, Hey, you're our only sources entertainment.
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So we love you.
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Hey, I'm trying to say Bakersfield. Where are you in
our state? Jennifer, It's Bakersville, Bakersville, all right.
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We're so far west that we're closer to Unicuoi, Tennessee
than we are to Bakersville Pine.
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Oh yes, uh huh sure.
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And then you heard of Burnsville.
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Yeah, sure enough.
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Well you're west of Birnsville.
Speaker 22 (30:48):
We're Bakersville Post Office.
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Awesome, awesome, Yeah, you know. Come, that's where a come
sister lives. Jack, I'm in Burnsville. Man, it has some
bad You had part of that Hurricane Helene stuff, didn't you.
Speaker 22 (31:02):
Yeah, but we're a little west of that.
Speaker 20 (31:04):
We're at Bakersville.
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Okay, all right, bakers Yes, it's called small talk mich depression.
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Thirty seconds.
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Randy's being the smart I love it.
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I love it.
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Jennifer.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
Well you got first shot at John Bory Jeopardy this morning.
Let's see what you got. So we're basing this entirely
on the word count of its official rule book. The
most complicated professional sport in the world.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
What you got.
Speaker 22 (31:34):
Football, especially if you're a Miami.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
Dolphins football with a dig toward the Dolphins. All right, So, Jennifer,
what did you start out in South Florida and hit
North Carolina mountains or or what?
Speaker 22 (31:56):
Well, we we lived down in Fort Launerville, Florida, but
we've had to play. He's up here for over twenty years.
So we come up in the summer a couple of
weeks and we go home.
Speaker 8 (32:04):
We come up a couple of weeks.
Speaker 22 (32:06):
You ride the motorcycle, the ATV.
Speaker 11 (32:10):
The mountain.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
Wow, I'll tell you, Rando. That road rage of me
in the grocery store. No, right, that's behind somebody with
a Florida license plate in the mountains of North Carolina. Yeah,
I've done it, but I'm sure it won't you.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Jennifer. You you've been there a while.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
But my goodness, awesome, Jennifer. We're good baby, We're glad
you won. You got the big old prize pack. We'll
get it to you in Baker's view, Jackie, don't send
it to Bakersfield.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
That's all. But cheer up there, Jennifer, hang on.
Speaker 22 (32:44):
I love you guys. Have a problem to day. Happy Monday.
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Thank you.
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That's a bout of money hour.
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I'm too old to do jaeger shots at the bar,
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Larry. So anyway, what happened?
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Not really?
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Hello, Jimbo. Yeah, I love you me? Uh huh, hey man,
you're still going fishing with Captain Crunch and Captain Morgan
this weekend.
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Yeah, that's a me and the dead List catch guys.
We're going out on Saturday.
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Excellent. I am very excited about this, babe. In fact,
I think this trip could open the door to a
really big payday in the very near future.
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Oh yeah, well, what's up?
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I took out a million dollar accidental death policy on
you for the weekend.
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Worry.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
Hey, these guys are expert captains man. Nobody's gonna die.
Speaker 20 (35:57):
Oh I know that. But there's also an accidental dismemberment
rider that's worth two hundred grand on myself.
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So you're rooting for me to lose an arm or something.
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Of course, not a lego work just as good as
in fact, three or more toes on one foot is
enough to trigger a.
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Payoff if you don't get your hopes. Uh.
Speaker 20 (36:15):
Oh, and just so you know, I'm having some very
promising talks with the Discovery Channel right now about a
possible Jimbo guest appearance.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Well, you mean I might get to be on Deadliest
Catch next season.
Speaker 20 (36:27):
Now, the MythBusters want to strap a solid fuel rocket
to the top of your pickup truck. A Also, the
guy from Future Weapons wants you to help him test
a new heat seeking artillery show. Hey, and if you're
willing to go swimming with an open cut on your leg,
I can get you a featured guest shot on Shot here.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
You got anything? It doesn't invove me getting killed on
the Discovery Channel.
Speaker 20 (36:48):
Yes, I am talking to the History Channel about season
two of Ice Road Truckers.
Speaker 5 (36:53):
Ah, they want me to drive a big rig across Canada.
Speaker 20 (36:56):
No, they saw your publicity photos. One of the truckers
wants to buy that fur lined cape of yours. It's
not exactly three or more toes on one foot money,
glad you gotta say somewhere.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Keep up the good work.
Speaker 20 (37:09):
You know I will because I love you, mother, my folks.
Nothing is more important to me than the success of
hold on a bigger name on the other line. Now
tell DJ Qualls, I'll prob him right back. Hey, Jimbo,
I'm gonna go. Let's do the lunch thing later. Have
you a machine called my machine? And give my love
to Bobby. That's Billy him two and Jimbo? What call
(37:31):
me John Boy?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
And Billy Well.
Speaker 4 (37:34):
I better get on the air.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Who knows somebody might be listening.
Speaker 9 (37:37):
I could be good morning, we yelled, dumb right, good morning.
(38:08):
It's a big seawan the radio.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
And here we go with the continuing adventures of my
Gentleman's gentleman Cadbury.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Here we are, Cadbury.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Welcome to Spain, Oh oh grand, the lovely village of Pamflona.
I must say it's a refreshing change from your usual weekends.
Speaker 14 (38:27):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
I doubt you love going to the beach. Oh, yes,
the beach, I love, sir, but we never see it.
We get about as far as sharing a jug of
pickled shrimp with beach Billy and Captain Kit.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
Yeah, a good time. Well this ain't no pleasure cruise,
old boy. We're here on business. I know it's not
my place, sir, but what sort of business? Not the
monkey kind?
Speaker 1 (38:49):
I hope.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
My wife has always warned one of these stallions that
you can only find in Spain.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Oh, but has.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Always bemoaned Madame's equestrian investment. The trip here, the cost
of shipping enough to mention the price of the beast itself.
The mind boggles at the price.
Speaker 5 (39:06):
Yeah, I know, but on the upside, it does keep
her out of my hair. And who can put a
price on that.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
I can.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
It's nearly fifty thousand dollars fifty grand. You sure I
got a gold star in meths man.
Speaker 5 (39:19):
That's a lot of dog food on the hoof. Oh, well,
I guess she's worth it. She puts up a quite
a bit. If I can't be a pill, you know,
do tills well enough, Joe and canburry. Let's get that
tax right off on a truck and then hit the
town ah and indulge in a bit of the native.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Gospacho is h Are you crazy?
Speaker 5 (39:38):
I don't want to play some goofy forn sport on
empty stomach.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
I think we better have dinner first.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
Ah, and even better idea, sir, Let's see, I think
it's right down this street.
Speaker 5 (39:49):
It's hard to tell. It's like everything here is in
a different language.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Really seems odd to find such a thing in Spain's Huh.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
I hesitate to ask, but the sun exact?
Speaker 5 (40:00):
Well, we're going not exactly, but we gotta be getting close.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Check it out.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
Good heavens, bulls, dozens of them. It to vegetable boovine bonanzas. Uh,
we've struck livestock.
Speaker 5 (40:15):
Cadbury and where there's Kyle's horses can't be far off.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Let's go no, Perhaps find another ways these bulls by
becoming agitated.
Speaker 5 (40:25):
Yeah, that's some ornery pot rose, all right, But see,
you just gotta know how to handle them.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
I feel a story coming on.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
You seem to forget Cadbury. I'm a farm boy from
way back. If a bull gets too close. You just
punch him in the nose and they'll back off. Just
gotta let him know who's boss.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Oh thank goodness with that fencer. He's testing you, big boy.
Better pop him one.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Poor animal. See here, Bossy, I'm trying to give you
the benefit of the doubt. But if you don't start it,
if you don't stop doing that, I'll be forced to
make an example of you.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
That's telling him.
Speaker 5 (41:09):
Are you gonna let him talk to you about?
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Oh well, Ferdinand, I fear this is going to hurt
me more than it does you.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
With heavens it actually worked. I'm so surprised. Cadbury, I
know what I'm talking about. Come on, let's go. That's
an ingenious bit of business.
Speaker 13 (41:30):
That.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
Pardon me for doubting you, sir, seems odd though, having
a corral of bulls in the center of town.
Speaker 5 (41:36):
Hold it a second, Pamplona. This must be the ones
that using a running of the bulls during the Fiesta
of San Ferman But that.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Isn't until July. What's up?
Speaker 5 (41:46):
This is a yearly festival Cadbury where people come from
all over the world to celebrate life. Boy running through
the streets ahead of a stampede of angry bulls hoping
to make it to the end of the course without
getting trampled or gord Well, what do the windows gets?
Speaker 4 (42:01):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Not trampled or gored?
Speaker 3 (42:04):
Absolutely, Bob Betteck, Thank goodness for that soundly built burier.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Must have been made by foreigners.
Speaker 20 (42:16):
What are you making to do so?
Speaker 1 (42:17):
I don't know? Maybe run cut make it sound. We've
only run ten feet. You've been coward. Get to stuff it.
Speaker 5 (42:28):
I go on without fixing, saving yourself a good idea.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Where are you going, sir? I'm climbing this fance. I
ain't crazy. Hope he's on. I can't climbing on my eyes.
I was supposed to going without you. It was a
figures feed before they get too close. That do close.
Speaker 5 (42:46):
Time for your secret weapon. Give him a five bone
reminder upside his grill.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
You watch, bunch and stupid and hurried. His friends are coming.
Here goes you do?
Speaker 4 (42:58):
It didn't works out?
Speaker 5 (42:59):
Maybe this one speak English? You are in his country.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
You know now what?
Speaker 5 (43:04):
Get this step and I'll spot for you.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Don't worry. I can see great from up here. Trust
him to the laugh, to.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
The laugh, laugh, hump the wall and let him pass
you on the inside. The inside, Hey man, if you're
not going listen, oh baby, smells like lunch, I'll catch
you on the second laugh.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
I'll take two of those smiles over here.
Speaker 23 (43:32):
Sing you see. It's a big show on the radio.
I can't read this, all.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Right, sir, I'll read it. Good morning.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boys, Faithful Gentleman's Gentlemen, and
you're listening to Master Boy and young so Will on
the big show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
master Boy gets up and gets to work on time.
So when he's laid it's my fault.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
Oh sad, I feel so good morning. It's a big
(44:47):
show on the radio. Getting ready to get back.
Speaker 5 (44:49):
To our married man Monday and celebrating married man's birthday
here in a couple of minutes.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
And now I was saving something there. I can't reach
it him out here.
Speaker 4 (45:02):
That's the way I.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Still walking around with that. It's my favorite. I'm gonna
keep it Forrever, all right. I was looking for Clyde.
I ain't seen him him lately.
Speaker 7 (45:25):
Never here's close.
Speaker 5 (45:28):
Oh, this this is just too weird. Let's get back
to our married man Monday and minutes. Big Show rolls
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