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Speaker 1 (00:03):
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
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get high, I don't say no. I just listened to
John Boy and Billy who wrote.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
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Speaker 4 (00:55):
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Speaker 5 (01:03):
Hey, I don't walk to.
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Speaker 2 (01:10):
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Speaker 7 (01:21):
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radio to the end of the year. But I mean
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I would be.
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Speaker 9 (01:53):
Yeah, man, I thought you said you aren't taking there.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
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We're getting you ready with three dates in history where
we'll get our categories.
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to it's not just you.
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I love mondays all right, oh good, A lot of
words go and O seven on this date. To stop
men who isn't good? To stop men from urinating in public,
Paris officials developed a sloping, undulating wall that sprayed the
wei we back at anybody who tinkled on.
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It finds him.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
Up to six hundred dollars had failed to discourage the
unsightly and unsanitary habit among French, mostly men.
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I'm going we we we we So I don't know.
Speaker 9 (04:52):
He on a wall would take some skill.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
So it was a new sidewalk at the wall was
difficult to stand on, he said, particularly after a third beer.
Speaker 9 (05:02):
Ah little sloping gotcha.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Harris Fun? Have you ever been there? No like fun?
Speaker 7 (05:10):
You know the twenty thirteen singer songwriter Lou Reid died
in the age of seventy one. He was known for
fronting the band The Velvet Underground. His death was caused
by liver related illness. He had previously had a liver
transplant and was known for heavy alcohol and drug use.
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Lou reed he was walking to wild side. I agree.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
And then finally, twenty twenty two, Elon Musk took ownership
and control of Twitter, then immediately fired four executives.
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And four thousand minions and changed it to X y X.
Now right, well, there you go. That works.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
There's our three categories. One eight hundred big Shoes you told,
free line, We play outbursts. Next, Good morning. That's a
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big show on the radio for your Monday, October twenty seventh.
Today's feature track for the make show bid Box Point
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The prizes from the big.
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Prize be let's go contested number one.
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In your playing outs, having a reuping guest. And you
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You love a big shots.
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Jackson from Athens, Georgia. We shots, all right, Good morning Jackson.
Speaker 8 (07:21):
Morning, John Boy, morning crew.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Hey by welcome.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
All right. Well, let's get you through the three categories
and get that big Ols Tractor prize back to you.
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Jackson. You ready, buddy, yes, sir?
Speaker 8 (07:32):
Ready?
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Enable five seconds. Three things that you can pee on
or in? Ready go.
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You can pee on a fire, You could pee in
your mama shrubs, and you can pee in your drawerf.
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Stay out of my mama's shrubs.
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plays guitar?
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Right?
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Yeah's all right, we don't know. I don't know. That
was weird.
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I dasnight where Taylor Swifts come in. But hey, Jackson,
way to work with it. Buddy, got the big old
prize back head down to Athens for you go dogs.
Speaker 8 (08:39):
Go dogs? How about them? John Bull? I appreciate it,
Thank you all so much.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
All right, Buddy, I barkin at my dog.
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I'm familiar.
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Bit your studio.
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Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
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Come on track and get ready to say anybody.
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Sometimes on my days are filled with right, yes, I
traveled and left. Some bad things ain't going mind way
because there's always someone swirming in my life.
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You keep swerving in the line and it's causing lots of.
Speaker 13 (10:38):
Banger I'm a honking on my horror. I'm shooting you
the fin keep switching on my bride lives.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Just too dim when you're swerving all lives pie by
running someone.
Speaker 11 (11:01):
Off the road.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
The day, Joe, Why I thought.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
I never never could love another?
Speaker 12 (11:14):
How else could I feed? But now and you run
into me.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
I can't believe I could not see her all tank up.
Speaker 12 (11:30):
No one's at the waiting.
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To keep swimming in my life, just causing lots of bag.
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I'm a cussing out your name. I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
I keep switching on my bride lights. But you're just
too dimpty Now when you're swerving all lights. Why you're
on a salmon off the road?
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Loving a big show?
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Good morning, I got a big show on the radio
just in town.
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What's up, hello friends, your old palp bird Fern Here
with another placenta popping edition of John Boy and Billy
Playhouse Today's episode The Noon Litter. As our story opens,
an elderly woman is waiting for a visit from the
old country vet Glattice.
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It's the dangiest thing I ever did say. Ten kittens
in one letter. Well, of course they're cute. Adorable even,
But that that's not the point. Fluffy's not been out
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This is this is.
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Some sort of miracle of something. I'm waiting for old
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Is that you sure is?
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Miss Green? I come over as soon as I could.
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What a mess. I was planning on getting new shoes anyhow,
So what's going on here? You said it was some
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Well, sure must be looking on her.
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Well look at that, Miss Beulah had kittens, one, two, three,
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But while that it's a pretty good sized litter, it's
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Well that's cause you don't know the details.
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Now, the mclehnnies dog Fergie had eighteen puppies. Now, that
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That was America.
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But this might be different.
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There was a time.
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Bert Macklin's hog Denise gave birth to one piglet.
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How is that a miracle?
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What an interesting life you leave. But I'm trying to
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No, no, I know the mechanics of it. It's just
that Beulah is an indoor cat, always has been. I
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Now, am I seeing things? Or is that a big
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Oh, that's Garfield. There's no way it could be him.
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How could you be so sure?
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Silly?
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That's beautless brothers, son.
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Of we Hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Tune in next time when we'll hear Bert Macklin's bow
legged hog.
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Oh Ricky, it's such a wonderful day for the Canty Fair.
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I don't know. You just ate that big old corny ball.
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Come on? Hey, where are you going?
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Ah?
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Son of a hey slick? What's a big idea? Uh?
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I don't want to ride other rides.
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You Mimmy's right, junr.
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How'd you like to ride the toll my boot?
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What ostripick?
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I need something to lift my spirits.
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Ah, that'll be an ego booster.
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Are you coming?
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I'll pass?
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Are you kidding me? It's the world's smallest man.
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I don't need to pay to see that.
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Another little geek in the old comedy side show.
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All right, I just go by myself one please.
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I'm sorry, kid, I can't let you in with other parents.
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What to do? What to do? Tune in next time.
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This is your old pal brick fairn saying so long?
Oh right, yes, Episode two in about an hour. All right, well,
let's play John boyd Jeopardy. Let's jump right in here.
In Bram Stoker's original Dracula novel, the Count is described
as having this distinctive physical characteristic. Yet no Murphy vosion.
(21:32):
Let's try that again. No movie version has ever shown
him with it.
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I don't think I even need to answer.
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You got one? Ain't hundred?
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Big show? You told free line. We played John boydjepardy next.
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Good morning.
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That's a big show on the radio for your Monday
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Any words hate Halloween.
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Sat out a mid box at the Big Show dot
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It's John Boy, Jeminy and now your host.
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He says, these candy people need to learn the guidelines
for entertainment.
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There's nothing fun about a one.
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Inch candy bar. He's John Boy, and I do say
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Hey body, welcome. You got first shot at John boydjepardy
this morning. So we're talking about Bram Stoker's original Dracula novel.
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The Count is described as having this distinctive physical characteristic,
yet no movie version has ever shown him with it.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
What do you think, Biddley.
Speaker 10 (23:29):
Hell Off top of my mind, I'm gonna say it
was his old mustache.
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Say the Count Dragula had a mustache.
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Let's see. Look at you know that dog sounds sanitary?
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Those mustache hairs in his blood?
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How buggers the fangs that come out there? Did the
hide the fangs?
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You know?
Speaker 9 (23:55):
For it was a handle more mustache? What was it?
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We need to know?
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Jokes of a son. Move on, Billy, you did it?
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Barnie, happy hurt prize back head down to Troop Texas.
Appreciate you.
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All right, I'd like to give a shout out.
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All right, we'll go ahead, er.
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I'd about to give a shut out to you guys
for all the years of people waking up and making
them laugh.
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She gonna miss you.
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Thank you, Billy. We should appreciate that.
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Well.
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It might be a lot of folks might not want
see an influencer.
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Hang over, Jackie. We appreciate you, buddy. Why let's jump out,
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And then all right, Carl Tillers telling a story.
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Show, the South's number one exports.
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Hello, that's this point, all alive? I want to fight
about it.
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No, not right now, man, John Moore, Billy here.
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Yet, big old he looking hot? Indian Alad neck, no cover,
not much job it going? Oh, Delvert's daddy Reid has
then moved in with us again.
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Oh no, don't tell me he's having trouble with his wife.
Speaker 10 (26:09):
Yep, the clock is winding down on another They're likely
they don't do nothing but argue that reminds me of
the Simpson.
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Homer and margin oh Jay and the car. Now what
number wife is read up to?
Speaker 7 (26:25):
Now?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
I think I lost cam.
Speaker 10 (26:27):
That isn't there's number six.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
He's been married six times five? Seriously, what's the problems time?
Speaker 10 (26:34):
All they've been arguing lately about wasn't not it's all
right to have one night a week out with the boy.
Uh huh, he don't think you should.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
So Reid's moved in with you and Delver.
Speaker 10 (26:47):
Yeah. We took him down the rats for Beach last
weekend to kind of get his mind off of it.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
Uh huh.
Speaker 10 (26:52):
Went down said this place right around the car from
Johnny Mercer's pier.
Speaker 15 (26:55):
Yeah, this some fishing right.
Speaker 10 (26:57):
Whin out Friday morning about six o'clock and set up
right down from this feller at the way down to
the end of the pier. We fished till about noon
when get some lunch. We come back an hour later,
this third and the end of the dock still there,
hadn't moved. By the time we started packing up about
four point thirty, he was still sitting there, stayed there
all day long. Next morning we come out again, same
fowler sitting in the exact same place now, you know.
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Waved at him and he waved back. He stayed there
the whole time we was there. Again, we come out
again Sunday morning. I'll be dog gone if I say
song Agne wasn't happen exactly the same place and stayed
there the whole time he was there that days. So
we went in Sunday afternoon, took a shower, went out
to get a beer. We walk in and say, don
guess who's sitting at the end of the bar, and
song Agan from the pier again. So I walked down
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there and I sat beside it and brought him a beer,
and we got to talking. I says, you down here
by yourself, the little fishing, I guess, And the feller says, well, no,
actually I'm on my honeymoon. I said, honey moon. Where's
your wife? And he said, well, she's back at the motel.
I said, well, well, you been out here fishing for
three solid days. Now here you are sitting here drinking
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in a bar. How come you ain't back at the
motel celebrating with you new bride. He says, well, let
me tell you the truth. She she's got a real
bad case of gon area. I said, that's tough. How
come you just don't, you know, go around, lay down
with her and hold her real close and you know,
y'all just kind of snuggle up. He says, Well, she
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don't fill up to that neither. She's got a real
bad case of Diarrhey.
Speaker 16 (28:28):
Oh man, well.
Speaker 10 (28:31):
Did you at least give her a nice big kiss
before you walked out the door? He says, can't do
that either. She's got piny I said, my got it,
conner diarrhea. I listen, if you don't mind me asking
why in the world that you marry this woman? He said, Wow,
she's got wines too. And you know how.
Speaker 7 (29:01):
Ah, that's what I call the trouble relationship.
Speaker 10 (29:04):
Rather, you don't read up right quick here, men take
him over to the pick up. Move some more of
this stuff out of the trailer.
Speaker 12 (29:15):
Yeah, well will.
Speaker 10 (29:16):
You tell him? I said, Hi, I know what you mean.
I don't came to see up for a long.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 16 (29:30):
Good Morning Radio, dumb right.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Yeah, Morning Begs Yellow.
Speaker 7 (30:00):
This is on the radio for you Monday morning, October
twenty seventh.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
And now it's storytelling with your host Carl Childs.
Speaker 12 (30:17):
Since it's getting to.
Speaker 15 (30:17):
Be around Halloween, I reckon, I ought to tell a story,
set the mood for it. I've been doing a bit
of studying on the wolf Feller. I tell you about
it if you want me too. What's upon a time?
There's this fella named Larry Talbot. He was big, raw
bone with kindly a square head. Seems that he's on
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vacation in some foreign country over im, I reckon, He's
seen about everything there was to see here. Listened back
in the black and white days, so there weren't too
much to gok at to begin with. So he thought
he'd see what life would like summer's else. Well, sir,
that notion had come back to bite.
Speaker 12 (30:59):
Him right on arm.
Speaker 15 (31:02):
He was doing what most Americans do when they someplace
ain't never been before, walking in the woods in the
middle of the night. It is all right, though he
could see pretty good on account of the moon was full.
That'll be important to remember later on cache paying too
close of attention, Yon boy, Old Larry's good time took
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a turn for the worst when he heard this girl
screaming to beat the band. He run off to help.
Seems she getting chewed up by a wolf. Sure enough,
Old Larry jumped in there to help, and the wolf
got a hold of him too. But old Larry had
this big cane that he was a walking with. He
was a mite fancy. He walloped the tar out of
that wolf with that big silverhead cane. That's important to
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remember too, Yon boy, Well hit that wolf so hard,
killed him. Some old shriveled up gypsy gal with an
apple head run out of the fog.
Speaker 12 (31:58):
Dollar watch to kill a wolf?
Speaker 16 (32:00):
Fur?
Speaker 15 (32:01):
What kill a wolf fur? When Larry looked overre and
wear the wolf went down. There's some old naked gypsy
fella laying ironstead ben't too much for him to handle,
and he passed plumb out. What old Larry come to?
He was in this gypsy camp. They's eating and drinking
and doing gypsy stuff. Some part of Gal was dancing
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around the fire with a bunch of wind chimes hanging
off her clothes.
Speaker 12 (32:27):
That old applehead.
Speaker 15 (32:28):
Gypsy goal doesne banded him up. She told him he
didn't get bit by a wolf proper, he was one
of them were wolves. And then on the next full
moon he gonna turn it old wolf too, Larry Fegert,
She just is shining him on he wandered off summers.
I reckon this whole were wolf thing is the reason
that wolf's makes folks so hot. Take them out of
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the pressure off them. There was other stuff like where
deer wear, possums wear weasels or whatnot. But the way
I said, nobody'd be afraid of a wearing muskrand or
a wearing beaver where skung might cost some trouble, but
nothing that a little bit of that feed breeze wouldn't fix.
But I don't want to get off track here too far,
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Oh Larry, he is in a pickle all right.
Speaker 12 (33:15):
Months went by.
Speaker 15 (33:17):
The night the full moon was supposed to come up,
he locked himself in his hotel room.
Speaker 12 (33:21):
There out coming to full moon, and Larry started.
Speaker 15 (33:24):
A twitching and a hollering. But he didn't turn into
a wolf. He turned into a wolf feller, Well, sir.
He raised all kind of cane. He was out there
chasing cars and tree and cats. He even went so
far as making stool in folks yards there. Oh Larry
was a big boy. It worn't like somebody left a
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Snickers bar in the driveway. There was a good bit
boy really stuck in their crawls. When he started killing folks,
he chewed him up good. Trouble was, he didn't remember
none of it. He'd wake up summers Buck naked and
covered in leaves and blood. Well, Sir Larry Daddy, hearing
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about this mess, come to help. He tried to talk
to Larry about getting some sort of help. About that
time the full moon come up, Larry turned into wolf
Feller again. His daddy grabbed Larry's big old silver cane
there to fight him off. He could have stopped him
with a silver bullet, but the old lonely ranger weren't
nowhere around then wolf Fella and Larry drew a bead
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on him Daddy. He started to move in on him
when he got a whip of his daddy's fancy coloonne
things sort of changed wolf Feller, Larry got hold of
his daddy's shen and well m had his way with it.
Folks started laughing seeing Larry's daddy with a wolf fella
climbing on his shin there now because he was funny,
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ha ha. Larry's daddy, saw Red started a walloping him
with that big silver headed cane.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Kill him.
Speaker 12 (35:01):
Nobody hollered what'd you.
Speaker 15 (35:03):
Kill Wolf Feller Far? What'd you kill Wolf Feller Far?
Because they pretty much knowed Moreland's story. You could change
into a wolf and kill folks you don't know. But
if you make whoope with your nanny shinbone and you
get beat to death with a siberheaded cane, you probably
had to come in the end.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
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Speaker 15 (35:37):
Let's get a look at your shin bone.
Speaker 7 (35:38):
No, no, it's a big show on your radio.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Thanks for joining us this morning, good night.
Speaker 17 (35:50):
You're old pal Steve eh no, not the former idiot
intent the crocodile stalker. And you're listening to my two
favorite bones of mates, John Boy and Billy on the
Big Show. I'll tell you it's nice to be high
and dry and safe and sound in this knack of studio. Hey,
what's this wire for? Good morning? Big Show's on the radio.
Speaker 7 (36:44):
Coming up in minutes, Episode two of All's Fair Our
Big Show Monday, Morning Mini Movie. You want to think
Louis and Daniel from Loso Tavern for feeding us up
this morning. Boy Louie, I'm learning from semi retieired friends
and Louisa the Man. We're doing a good job. Then
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you've got Daniel in there, good loads of tabon great
Weather to watch football on their patio.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
And they bring you dolls.
Speaker 7 (37:14):
Of course, Lozo Taver in them the South Side Sharla,
North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
You go to one gallon.
Speaker 7 (37:22):
All's Fair episode two in minutes, Big Show, Rose Home,
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio. Hang on, we'll
get back to our Big Show Morning Mini movie. First,
let me tell you what you can win if you
can beat the blonde right there, a blue Emu prize pack.
We got blue EMue Pain Relief Cream works fast through
stubborn muscle, eggs, joint pain, even arthritis, plus not greasy
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Speaker 11 (37:59):
In salutation, sleepy heads, you roll paled bird fern here
with another nail baiting edition of The Big Show Morning
Mini Movie, brought to you by Aunt Tator's Judge of.
Speaker 12 (38:09):
Plenty Dairy Barn.
Speaker 11 (38:10):
If you think our prices will make you stutter, wait
until you see our utters and aunt Taters. Now grab
that coffee, put your feet up, and join Ricky B.
Sharp and his lovely wife Lucy r. In episode two
of All's Fair. When we last saw Ricky b he
was about to enter the side show to see the
world's smallest.
Speaker 12 (38:30):
Man, world smallest feller.
Speaker 11 (38:36):
Back in the good old days, we had lobster Boy,
monkey Girl and that two headed baby, the braves, fire
and pudding smoke rings.
Speaker 12 (38:42):
Nowadays ain't nothing but the fat man and the bearded lady.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
I can see that.
Speaker 11 (38:46):
At the family reunion, here goes nothing. Hey, not bad
sofa plasma screen TV. That's a pretty cushy setup. The
only thing missing is a hello Hello. Uh a little
fella must be on break.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
They cut a little fellow there, pee wee.
Speaker 12 (39:09):
Oh hey there, I didn't see you behind that throat.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
Pillow keeping up trip. If he was a few inches taller,
I can pick on somebody my own side.
Speaker 12 (39:17):
Who lighting up there?
Speaker 11 (39:19):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (39:20):
Hey, what's your handle?
Speaker 5 (39:21):
Sport lee lee pray con lepre con.
Speaker 12 (39:26):
Your parents had a rack cruel set to Hubert, didn't they?
Speaker 5 (39:28):
Not leprecond you jackass? It's pronounced prey cod. It's French.
What about you?
Speaker 12 (39:34):
Sharp's the name Ricky B From Doulting?
Speaker 5 (39:38):
How about you say it like that?
Speaker 12 (39:39):
Yeah, it's one of my trademarks. Well, it's been a pleasure,
but not go?
Speaker 5 (39:43):
What's your rush? Pull up a hunk sofa? Ball games on?
Speaker 10 (39:45):
Ah?
Speaker 11 (39:46):
Well, I don't know. I don't mix too well with
show folks. Less of course I'm hammered there late, my
little snack. Well, I reckon, I could put something down
my neck.
Speaker 5 (39:55):
Hold on, have me that walking donkey?
Speaker 10 (39:58):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (39:59):
Why but dude, change burgers now they'll be here in
a few minutes. This here's a life that's great, folks.
I'm just a freak oddity. Never get your chance to
go out and move around the real world. No contact
with my fella mad?
Speaker 16 (40:16):
What on?
Speaker 5 (40:17):
What as equals? I'm new to live a life of solitude, isolation.
Like I said, paradise, I could just get out for
one day. But wow, it's impossible. Hold the world could
ever fell in for me?
Speaker 12 (40:29):
Yeah? Who could ever fill in? For you. Why are
you looking at me like you?
Speaker 5 (40:34):
I was just thank you.
Speaker 12 (40:35):
Oh no, no, no, no, yeah.
Speaker 5 (40:38):
I thought that's what you might say, so I slipped
the mickey and you're bruskie. No hard feelings.
Speaker 11 (40:45):
Joke's on you, short stack. I got a cast iron stomach.
That stuff never works on me. Nice try, you pint
sized potlet who wowsers? What sort of mischief does Lee
have up his tiny sleeve? For the answer to that
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and other pointless questions, Tune in next time for another
brain numbing chapter of The Big Show. Morning mini movie
production of All's Fair, starring Ricky b as Ricky b
Lucy Are as Lucy R and Terrence Maurice Hansen as
Momo the Yo Yo Hoomo.
Speaker 12 (41:22):
Talk to you by Aunt Taters.
Speaker 11 (41:24):
Chunks of Plenty Dairy Barn, home of the world's only
underwired double dip cone.
Speaker 12 (41:29):
Until next time.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
This is your old pal Bert Fern saying, so long.
Speaker 4 (41:36):
A rill.
Speaker 7 (41:37):
Well he's a three less than an hour, all right,
beating the blonde? Time right now, one eight hundred Big Show.
We'll get a contestant and play next