September 2, 2024 • 53 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it's Labor Day and with the whole crew off for the Holiday, we thought you might enjoy hearing an Encore edition of our show from April of 2020.. - With the whole country facing a total lockdown, we were trying to figure out how to live through the pandemic and still maintain a "business as usual" mindset for the show - Crazy times indeed.. - Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I got big chopins. Randy hear with the show notes
just real quickly. Hey, it's Labor Day. Happy Labor Day.
Do you hope you get to enjoy the time off?
If you have the time off, of course if you don't,
well God bless you for taking one for the team.
This is an encore edition of The John Boy and
Billy Show. It originally aired on Friday, April seventeenth, twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Enjoy gogna, Hey, John Bonn Billy, see Tayer, Randy jagging,
and of behind the glass pillars moving around. But yeah,
not as many leftovers as usual during this stay at
(00:45):
home and stay at work. We just stay home.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
There's less of us and no leftover. That's crazy. You
know why we're here because there's more food.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Here than.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
It is Friday. Let's see April the seventeenth. Today is
National Cheeseball Day. Oh I love a cheesey jeesez ball.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Like a cheese ball too, Man, it'd be nice.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
No court wine. Here's National crawfish Day. Woves more mudbugs
would be good this morning with the cheeseball on the side. Yeah,
I got something heads that good stuff. Boy, I need
money to come back from Louisiana and bring some. No,
(01:35):
he can't come.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I think he's busy with National Clean out your Medicine
Cabinet Day, misterday.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeahs nowhere he and around New Orleans. He's he's down
in the in the boonies here in Louisiana. His birthday
was Monday, so I forgot to tell you to tell
him happy birthday.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
So send him a birthday shout.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Out right, Yeah, happy birthday. Money.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Did you have mud bugs?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
He is a mud bug okay, so uh and then
the only other things some National Haku Poetry Day, which
uh oh no, that's Japanese poetry. Yeah, yeah, you've you've
seen it. You probably heard.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
It's very weird.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Yeah, you probably had an assignment to do one.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Maybe it was China Poetry Day. Come over with one.
Roses are red, Violence are blue. Thanks for the virus.
Screw you. I just made that up. Wow, get this stuff,
you get the cheese ball.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
You need to be teaching.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Some of these kids are out of school right now.
That was not a hiker. Well, we got three days
in this received double, get our first prize package out
and get you ready to play out birds. All right,
let's wake up, Big shows on the radio. Good morning,
Big shows on the radio. First prize pack, we'd play
for it this morning. I'm mount Olive Pickle Prize spike
(03:02):
includes a mount out of hat T shirt, stainless tumbler,
and munchies the portable piggle in a pouch a little
at grocery stores near you from the mount out of
Pickled company making great products since nineteen twenty six. At
the corner of cucumber and vine. Let's get you ready
to win. Three days in history where we're got our categories.
April seventeen. There was a date in nineteen thirty seven
(03:26):
Daffy Duck Petunia Pig and Elmer J. Fudd as Egghead
made their debut. So, uh yeah, it was one who
did Petunia stutter like Porky.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Petunia was never a big part of the Warner Brothers.
It wasn't so it was trying to put her on
the jelly glasses and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I actually looked it up and I found one that
had a clip of her actually speaking and she did
not stunt her Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
So she sounded to take all the other ones. Yep,
try to get bark your girlfriends. You just got on
there boy's nerves.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I guess please.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I move up to this day. In nineteen eighty, police
in Lansing, Michigan, or rest of three adult sisters after
the trio was reported to be randomly ringing doorbells while
they were running around their neighborhood nude after smearing their
bodies with mustard.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Which was also a Bugs Buddy cartoon.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Lady said they were looking for the Garden of Eden.
I've said women were stoned out of their minds, Okay,
I probably say that now, is am I just snapping?
All right, let's bread mustard on us, run around the
neighborhood and ring doorbells.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I have not made this a secret. Before this is
over with, have I not sent this to you?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I promise you that I am going to set up
my camera at the end of this hallway, and it's
a big building, goes all the way down, and I'm
gonna take my pants off, and I'm gonna walk all
the way down around and all the way back down.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
You played a bigger jar of mustard.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Why would I do with the cause I can't.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I'm the last guy out and I can do as
I please.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
You can't, but it should you?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I should you go get some boxers. You gonna do
it any tidy white tighty whities, for sure.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I was like, make it interesting, get some funny boxers on.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
You see, then you're just being showy. I heard y'all
y'all discussing this, So yeah, this is a fun You
might end.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Up in lockdown for about twelve to eighteen months.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
That'd be our video of the day. Then all right,
I finally was on this date No. Three, a drunken
thirty four year old research scientists in Axbridge, England, stumbled
home and fell asleep in a house where he had
lived seven years earlier.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I've been with Randy when he's actually done that one.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Too, at least recall when the teenager came home to
find the intruder asleep in the teen's bed, took these
scientists to his own home and did not file charges.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Obviously not a rocket scientist. How much we begin my.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Big there's our categories one eight hundred big shows. You
told free line across America. We play out birds next
(06:44):
morning it's a big show on the radio. Your Friday
ride video today. This dog has perfected the most painful
way to go downstairs. It's a old doll. He's a boy.
I almost saying hello, Pearl's a girl. Even painful for
(07:07):
her to watch out. It's not a proof checking out
the Big show dot com. You get chance, all right,
now's get our Friday win again.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
Uppers.
Speaker 8 (07:19):
Let's play uppers.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
It's the game that anyone can win. John Boy and
Billy to give the prizes from the big prize.
Speaker 9 (07:29):
Being Let's go.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
He contested number one. This should really be a lot
of fun when you're playing uppers. Have a hurry up
and guest time.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
But you love the best time.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
You know where big.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Shots contested number one. It's Himberly from Jackson. Can I
say we have shots? O? Card that Pearl? You sorry, Kimberly?
Good morning, Hey, good morning, Hey. How you doing so far?
Speaker 10 (08:08):
I'm good, I'm good win.
Speaker 8 (08:12):
Oh got it?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Tyler? What are you doing with you and Pearl talking
about over there? I I don't know what she's trying
to tell me. Pearl is pigging the week one out
of the herd to give her some treating this morning.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Whoa, whoa, I heard the conversation. It's Pearl going bark, bark, bark,
and then Marshy going oh.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is yeah.
Speaker 9 (08:35):
All right, well.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
My dog, don't get you off track.
Speaker 10 (08:39):
Here I got seven of them over here.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Okay, good, you're good with it.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
You're better than we are, KIVI.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Here we go, Category number one. In five seconds, three
cartoon characters ready.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
To go, Elmer Fudd, Petunia, Pig, got you duck.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Jes ain't nice the way you're listen him legs up,
you get him in there. All right, baby, here we
go kind of going. Number two. We need three food condiments.
Ready go u money, mustard and for the wind.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Three places still fall asleep in your house?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Ready go the poor couch.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
I want to hear the story that works.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Kimberly whist the mount Olive pickle prize. Pike is headed
over to you. Jackson, all right, all right, good deal.
I go all right, Gavin, and thank you glad you
wonhng on with Jackets buying him at the hour time
(10:01):
at the top of your news. And then about twenty
minutes little calm week Sax girlfriend Mary Jane up, get
some deep follows right, Good morning, Make show us on
(10:46):
the radio, Friday, April the seventeenth, talking earlier about Petunia
Pig made her debut on this day, along with Daffy Dunton, Elmer,
j flood a pork your girlfriend. Wonder what she sounded like.
We found some tape. There's a Petunia's first speaking.
Speaker 9 (11:02):
Role here, sing gab it, big one.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Oh, she didn't start hands and we miss you. We
love you, buddy. He's not listening, and we don to
Greg Ward later today? Uh Greg Saint Louis, we're handsome,
living now miles from his house. Now that's why I
(11:31):
don't do that. Oh man. Buttunia, Hey, she did have
another the first song that she sang on her first cartoon. Yeah,
we have that too. Go ahead, Jacket was Pillar's idea.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
You stopped that is not.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
You'll put yourselves together. Here, Big Joe's rolling out. Good morning,
(12:31):
Big Show's on the radio.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Here we go, and now deep thoughts with Zach the
Weed Guy's girlfriend, Mary Jane.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
What's up? Sorry about my boys? I haven't like talked
to anybody. How's your lockdown going?
Speaker 9 (12:56):
All right?
Speaker 5 (12:59):
All right, all right, dudes, I'm kind of just like
chilling on the couch and thinking about stuff. I don't
want to hear.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
Some of it.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Hey, I was thinking, remember when they inventa the self checkout,
and everybody was like, what, I'm not doing that, But
now it seems like the greatest idea ever. Right, No,
I thought it was cool. I've been a hospital. It's
(13:40):
the only place in the world that has an emergency
entrance and an emergency exit. All right, okay, I've been alone,
been alone. I'd been having some crazy dreams, like nightmares.
They're so weird. It's like your brain makes up a
(14:02):
story and tries to scare you with it while you're asleep.
I'm like, hey, brain, what's up with that? I wonder
what did mom say to get a picky baby to
eat before they invented the airplane? Zach says it was
probably open up here comes you two. Okay, what was
(14:28):
it before that? Like open up here comes the horse seat?
That would be like way too weird. You know how
annoying it is when a dog barks and a bunch
of other dogs start barking too. Well, what if all
(14:49):
the other dogs are just telling the first dog to like,
shut up.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
Awesome.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
That's part of my day lately, y'all. Anytime I see
a celebrity at home on a webcam and I think, wow,
their kitchen is even crappier than mine. You know who's
the most famous celebrity ever? Stars Fader. He's so famous,
(15:22):
like people recognize him just from his breathing. It's true.
If that wears Waldo guy ever puts on a different shirt,
like nobody's ever got to be able to find him.
Every restaurant has to drive through if you're crazy enough?
(15:46):
What drive on through?
Speaker 6 (15:49):
Man? Hey?
Speaker 5 (15:50):
What if?
Speaker 6 (15:51):
What if?
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Like some science dude already discovered a drug that like
cures everything, but we don't know it yet because it
doesn't work on rats, only ones day work on. Last year,
everybody's favorite celebrities were pro athletes and movie stars, and
(16:14):
this year it's the door dash guy. Okay, I was
also thinking, it's one of my last thoughts. Half an
inch doesn't really seem like a lot, right, do you
sit down on a toilet with a seat up? Y'all
(16:38):
been quarantine too long? All right? That's it for now,
Like I gotta go, y'all keep rocking and I'll keep
thinking all right later, dude.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Deep Thoughts is brought to you by Hardgraves meated pot product.
Because it's four twenty some where.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on already.
You have more chances for you to win coming up
after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 6 (17:09):
Oh oh, I didn't know. I didn't see you.
Speaker 11 (17:12):
This is Professor Mulvin handed Day, head of hey ah, oh,
head of Big Show Science and History Division.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
And you're listening to two boys who are destined to
be history, Don Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 12 (17:28):
Yo.
Speaker 11 (17:29):
When I say that will be history, I didn't mean
to apply a negative.
Speaker 13 (17:32):
I simply meant that they they Oh what did I mean?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio Friday morning. Right, reminder,
you are in and out catching the Big Show. Catch
a whole thing on the job one Billa's Late Risers
podcast jobs about a hour and a half after we
finished a broadcast ten am Eastern.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Now it's Central.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, we got some emails from the Big Show dot
Com communicate with us classic bit of the morning always
the last hour to the show. I'm glad to hear there.
But going from Todd here, I missed nearly all of
the first two hours of the show due to my schedule.
I just wanted to send us along. Take you how
much I appreciate the podcast. Well, thank you, Todd. Another
one here from Amanda Man. It says, just want to
(18:56):
email and say how much I enjoy your show. Want
to give all of you a big thank you. Although
our first responders, medical personnel, grocery store clerks, postal carriers
and other essential people are important in these trying times,
you deserve credit as well. Giving us entertained and feeling
emotionally positive go a long way and helping with recovery
(19:18):
and dealing with these unfortunate and horrible situations.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Thank you for me there, and keep up the great work.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
A man in Mississippi, all right, I said, blank you,
thank you. See we are essential.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Man said so, but you just found out tax Day
was postponed.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Oh, by the way, I was going to say something
to all about that yesterday. Y'all said, Uh, okay, was
Ari the.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
Home bewitched thing again.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
We'll get back to that later. Actually, Wensday was Abril
to fifteenth, and uh said, yeah, realize you do not
have to have your taxi in April fifteenth, y'all said, July,
And then I heard it was June. Nice July.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Oh it's right. Wait, let me let me ask this.
Who'd you hear June from? I heard some other idiot
on the radio.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
We'll see there.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
You know they see the same thing about you.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I heard some idiots. So all right you sure?
Speaker 8 (20:21):
So all right?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
You got you got three months to get your taxes in.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yes, but you should file sooner, right, yeah, yeah, I
mean the Irison just saying, you know, just take your
time whenever.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
You get it's fine. Okay, we know you're good for
it now, so we're all good, all right, good glad
to help see Amanda was right. We are essential good morning,
big shows on a radio. Coming up, we'll play John
Boy Jeopardy Go. Do we get a winner and a
winner again? Some mechanic in a bottle, prize bag. Don't
(20:53):
spend hundreds of dollars on new equipment of repairs. Get
a mechanic in a bottle the five dollars engine fixed
vatable home depot Walmart trackers apply in lawn of garden.
Retailer's nationwide guaranteed. Are you money back? Hang on, we'll
playing minutes burst. I'm riding on us.
Speaker 9 (21:09):
All yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Work work work work, work, work, work work work. Hello, boys,
have a good night's rest. I miss Jo.
Speaker 8 (21:15):
If you're young and you got your hair, what.
Speaker 6 (21:18):
Do you want with the job.
Speaker 10 (21:19):
You know, there are people in this world that don't
have to put.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Up with all the shut You're my whole.
Speaker 14 (21:23):
We're working in.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Severe years at college, started trade.
Speaker 9 (21:27):
I hate this job.
Speaker 14 (21:28):
Hey, this damn job, and I don't need it.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I have people's skills people.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
I don't.
Speaker 9 (21:59):
Work.
Speaker 14 (22:10):
Can't you see him working here?
Speaker 12 (22:37):
We represent the workers in all magical industries, both evil
and benign.
Speaker 14 (22:42):
Are you feeling it all?
Speaker 11 (22:43):
Degraded or repressed a little?
Speaker 6 (22:46):
We don't even have dample?
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Are you coming down into the pit?
Speaker 8 (22:49):
You know how much I love watching you work? But
I've got my countries five hundred anniversary plan by waiting
to arrange my wife to murder and gilded a frame
for it.
Speaker 9 (22:57):
I'm swapped. Where do you work in a tack? What
do you do there? I say a cubicle, but I
really don't like it. Nah, I'm just gonna stop going.
Speaker 14 (23:07):
Once you get fired.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 14 (23:09):
So are you gonna get another job?
Speaker 9 (23:11):
I don't think i'd like another job.
Speaker 14 (23:12):
What are you going to do?
Speaker 9 (23:13):
Money to?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Phil?
Speaker 3 (23:14):
And you know I've never really liked paying bills.
Speaker 9 (23:17):
I don't think I'm gonna do that either.
Speaker 12 (23:20):
Okay, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come
in tomorrow, so if you could.
Speaker 6 (23:37):
Be here around nine, that would be great.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Okay, mister wonker, I don't know if you remember me,
but I used to work here in the factory.
Speaker 15 (23:49):
Were you one of those despicable spies who every day
tried to steal my life's work and sew it to
those parasitic copycat can be making cats?
Speaker 9 (23:56):
Oops?
Speaker 10 (23:57):
Wonderful, welcome back.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Oh oh, and I almost forgot.
Speaker 12 (24:01):
I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come
in on Sunday two.
Speaker 9 (24:05):
Okay, I don't killing you.
Speaker 16 (24:07):
Thanks, I've done.
Speaker 9 (24:08):
It quite a bit.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
That would be great.
Speaker 9 (24:11):
Okay, let me ask you something.
Speaker 12 (24:40):
When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling
real well, does anyone ever say.
Speaker 14 (24:43):
To you sounds like somebody's got a case of the murders?
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (24:47):
Man, I believe you get your ass kicks saying some
muck man.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Calm down, I am calm.
Speaker 9 (24:52):
What is it with you people? You people? I don't
mean you people. I mean you people. I will not
tolerate any racist behavior. Not its holy gonna say this
one more time.
Speaker 8 (25:01):
Calm down, I'm co.
Speaker 14 (25:11):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (25:11):
He was out.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Right drum the scoochy mondycrossing, carpet, barrel, whatever makes you
happy when Friday morning, I thought you was going to
say that to Mercy. They're meeting with a jar barrel
has wading up today?
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Is Marcy? She has had it with you for.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
She really had yelling.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
I don't know what you're doing, but you're really letting
her down at this point.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
All right, let's review yesterday as John Boy Jeopardy question
in case you missed it. Nowadays, this organization is more
well known for what they sell and what to do
with the money, but it wasn't always that way. For
their first twenty years, they raise money selling chickens and
knitted items. The girl Scout, the Girl Scouts. It was
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not knit file as you guess around chicken dry rack
and sweaters, the girdel we Kentucky fried chicken in All right,
here we go today's John Boy Jeopardy. According to the
specifications on file, this patented item is thirty five feet
around his middle, three feet wide of the mouth, has
(26:28):
twenty five windows, weighs more than four hundred and fifty
thousand pounds, and is modeled after its designer's mother.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Ah, what is the Oprah Mobile.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Wow, thank you God one eight hundred big show you
told free line across America. That's a hint. We played
John Boy Jeopardy next. Good Friday morning. It's a big
(27:17):
show on the radio. Maybe this our video of the days?
What's got Pearl? Wound up this morning? Because the video
this dog has perfected the most painful way to go
downstairs leave for yourself. Look you, guys, Wins is right
there at the Big Show dot Com thirty minutes away,
(27:39):
brand new script in the playhouse. Right now, let's play
Yes Live across Americas.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
Ye.
Speaker 9 (27:51):
And now a.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Man who's been Friday up since lunchtime on Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
He's John Moore. I say, hey, the coal out of Cleveland, Tennessee.
Good morning, cold mor John Boy, good morning. I call
you first dub. Let's see what you got. According to
the specifications on file, this patented item is thirty five
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feet round around his middle, thirty five feet around his middle, okay,
three feet wide at the mouth, has twenty five windows,
weighs more than four hundred and fifty thousand pounds, and
it was modeled after his designer's mother. What if you got.
Speaker 10 (28:33):
This school bus?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
A school bus? O that's an interesting guess. Well, the
mama looked like a bus. Maybe it was your own
metas at the bus when the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
I like how he paused and replayed the question in
his own timing.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Well, go, we appreciate you playing, buddy. You have a
great day, you too. Let's go to Todd up in Bedford, Virginia.
Good morning, Todd, Good morning, John boy, Good morning buddy.
All right, well we know it's not a school bus.
Maybe he says it all what do you think whilere
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we talking about Todd, Oh liberty the Statue of Liberty,
by the way, never knew that was patented. Yeah, yeah,
So you can't have them popping up around the barrow.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
No, no, you don't want to going up in Vegas
and places like that.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
All excited, he said, you got his grandkids all excited.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
All good Grandpaul. Well, Todd, you hang on. Jackie's gonna
hook you up with a prize. Pig man. Bout a
minute hour time at.
Speaker 8 (30:06):
The top of your news.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Right on the other side, it's important to be happy. Boys.
(30:49):
Good morning is a big sea on the radio. Everyone
hanging around the house doing some cooking. I've remember cooking
more than usual. You need your John boy bed a
grabb of sauce. We aint gonna hook you up. They're
all doing at Big Showfoods dot Com, all of our
saucers and I rubs.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
They were right to your door, sanitized for your protection.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Absolutely all right, Yeah, we happy boys hitting.
Speaker 16 (31:20):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bone, says, I have my weed bubba hub.
I'ma have to be boy, Ima have to be boy.
Oh good when things are going here?
Speaker 4 (31:34):
We hey, you know my.
Speaker 8 (31:36):
Little box spot got hit by a car. Bubble hubbub,
but it's guts in the box and put him in
a drawer. I'ma have to be boy.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
Oh, i'ma have to be boy.
Speaker 8 (31:47):
Oh and good when things are going here.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
We hey, oh, for god, all about it for a
month and a half.
Speaker 8 (32:11):
I looked into the drawer and started to laugh.
Speaker 16 (32:14):
Because i'ma have a beat boy, have meat boy, Oh
good one things that go on here?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Hey, good Friday morning. That's a big show on the radio.
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Appreciate you being with us this morning. It's fun here.
We'll catch up with my buddy. Comedian Greg Warren from
his home in Saint Louis his comedian sequestor they need
an audience and we'll be killno bred now we read that. There,
go on, see Jackie.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
All right action. Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Today's episode Ricky Be's Camo Birthday. As our story opens,
Ricky b Sharp strolls into the family kitchen on a
very special day.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Let me let me.
Speaker 6 (33:34):
Be pay Wait morning, Sweetie.
Speaker 7 (33:38):
Good morning to you too, add happy birthday.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
Thanks sent here smells delicious.
Speaker 7 (33:46):
Yeah, I'm making all your favorites. Got your scrabbled eggs,
home bade tagcakes, thick cut bacon, cheese and greats. And
my old special homestyle version of waffle house has bred, scattereds,
bothered and chunked.
Speaker 6 (34:04):
Oh hate you, sweet.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
And your other present is sitting over there all the counter.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
Oh look you here, fancy vast pro Shop wrapping paper
and everything.
Speaker 7 (34:14):
Okay, open it up. Oh I think you're gonna like it.
Speaker 6 (34:19):
Let's see what we got here.
Speaker 11 (34:21):
Wow, a mossy oak camo pattern toilet.
Speaker 7 (34:25):
Seat and not just any pattern that rock there is
called obsession. Mass Pro Shop says it's the top raided
cabo pattern in the country right now, And I figured
doth It's most beloved fast food mascot or not said
over less.
Speaker 11 (34:42):
Oh, I wish my hunt trip didn't get the post
pole because of the pandemic.
Speaker 6 (34:50):
Don't you worry.
Speaker 11 (34:51):
I'm gonna give this here toilet seed a place of
honor and the pizza runt hunting cavin as soon as
it's old luckdown's over.
Speaker 7 (34:57):
Uh, honey, that ain't for or the cabin. It's for
the bastard bathroom.
Speaker 11 (35:03):
What you you bought me a massy oak camel toilet
seat for here the house.
Speaker 9 (35:09):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (35:10):
Let me guess you did it to remind me I've
got something to look forward to.
Speaker 7 (35:14):
No, I did it so you'll finally have an excuse
with your best the toilet.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 6 (35:29):
Next time I'm missing on purpose.
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Tune in again. Next time I'm gonna hear the crusty
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Speaker 6 (35:39):
Yeah, nailed it.
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Speaker 2 (36:59):
Here. We all about only halfway done. A couple hours ago,
Will said everybody, Buddy and Greg Warner. In just a
couple of minutes, Tom Sorens and I fight him on
a quarterback. We'll talk a little sports before we get
out of here. NFL Draft is own for next week.
I'm just waiting for some sporting events, waiting to get
back going here and what we can do without fans.
(37:22):
All right, ready you were thinking about that, buddy, see I.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
From the first time that they canceled, because you know,
I've been in a position that I've had to buy
event insurance for events that we've done right, And the
first thing that hit my head was like, I wonder
if like in NASCAR, when they canceled the NASCAR events
with ticket sales being you know what they are. I mean,
let's be honest, they're not as good as they once were.
So when they canceled the event, I would assume they
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have some sort of insurance in place.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Event insurance. You would think that would cover that.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
And they may have made more money by not doing
the event than having the event now.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
So you think that's true. Like NBA, you know whether
they do it without the crowds. I mean, cause you
talk about the NBA, NFL, whatever you're talking about that.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
The one I have heard about is Wimbledon has been
buying something that covers pandemic type stuff. They've been buying
a policy for like seventeen years.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
And this is the first time they've canceled Wimbledon since
World War Two. And they said it was going to
be something like one hundred and forty one million dollars
payout and they said that will get them about cover
about half of what they expected to lose because they
had to cancel Wimbledon.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Yeah, there's no denying.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
I mean a large amount of money is made at
a sporting event, at the at the actual facility. I
mean there's ticket sales, there's concessions, peers, all these, all
these and you add all that up. It's got to
be a lot of money.
Speaker 12 (38:47):
Now.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
I also understand that there's the television rights, but I
imagine when you have event insurance you would cover the
income you would make from the television it rights as well.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
And you know, with they have an argument about, well
we had it and it was on TV. Even there,
it's not the same experience because the stands were empty.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
That's and that's why I think you don't do it
without the fans, because now you're having the event, you
lose your availability to, you know, to file acclaim. I think,
I don't know. I'm just kind of looking at it
from Wow, that might be a side of the follow
the money part that you know that that Terry Hanson
always taught us, you know, so.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
It's at least a possibility.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
But the other side of that coin is let's say
you're an event like the Speedway, any speedway, and you
canceled and you decide, well, I'm gonna have the event
with with fans. Well, now you got liability, and liability
insurance has a whole different set of parameters. Even if
you said we're gonna have it without the fans, there's
still liability involvement, because of your staffing and because of
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the participants, there will still be people there. Yeah, so
I think that at some point the lawyers had to
you know, sit down and analyze both sides of the
of the policies, you know, the liability insurance and the
event insurance, and decide which one was more profitable or more.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
A lot more going into it, just I just want
to watch a game on TV.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
Yeah, yeah, I read something about it was talking about
the NBA, the idea that they were floating about maybe
we have abbreviate an abbreviated series all in one location
and you just bring the teams in and sequester them
while it's going on. And they're talking about all the
people that will be involved in that, the people that
would you know, provide the food and the transportation from
wherever they're staying to the stadium. It was just a
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huge undertake.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Yeah, you'd have to everybody, everybody would have to sign
a you know, a whole harmless But even that doesn't there.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
Are a lot of moving parts in any kind of
event like that.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Interestingly, the State of Florida, the Governor of Florida, has
deemed wrestling necessary yeah, wwe Yeah, wwe can can. It's
a it's an essential product in the state of Florida.
But they're doing it without fans present.
Speaker 11 (40:56):
They have been on a couple of the shows, and
it's just I mean, you want to talk about the
way the fans add.
Speaker 6 (41:01):
To in a show. Yeah, I mean it's it's totally different.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
I mean, it's like watching dress rehearsal exactly. Yeah, right,
it's ridiculous.
Speaker 6 (41:10):
I mean it's it's very upsetting.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
I just go back to the otherwise, it's like happy
Gilmour and you got one guy in the stands called Jackass.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
I don't want to call it like the dirty secret
of behind the scenes or whatever, but I mean I
would like to know the math.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Uh, we'll get into work on that. Yeah, they're not
gonna tell me. Good morning. Big shows on the radio
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percent off when you shop online. Well, y'all, last week
we reported sadly our good buddy, comedian Vic Henley suddenly
passed away in Manhattan. Youah, fellas, have been listening to
the Big Show for a while. You know an old
Vic for a long time, a long time friend of
the show, he's been years, and a friend of another
(42:11):
friend of the Big Show, Greg Warren, of course. And
Greg's on the line with us right now. Good morning, Greg, se.
Speaker 10 (42:21):
Yeah, did I jump the gun on that a little bit?
Speaker 4 (42:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Yeah, I'm going to.
Speaker 10 (42:33):
Get it this time.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
So, Greg, are you sheltered in place in Saint Louis
or where are you living now?
Speaker 10 (42:41):
Buddy, I'm in Yeah, I'm in Saint Louis. Yeah I am.
I'm all sheltered up.
Speaker 9 (42:46):
Man.
Speaker 10 (42:46):
I had a little, uh, little health scare last week.
I keep leaving the dishwasher door down, and I've hit
my shins against it like thirty times. I'm not used
to being home this much. I'm traveling, you, so I'm
cooking a lot and cleaning and I smashed my shin
about forty five times, and I think, yeah, it might
(43:11):
eventually kill me.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Stay at home.
Speaker 10 (43:17):
For yeah, it's been Uh, I'm doing fine, man. I
this is is pretty easy on me. I mean, somebody
out there is teaching middle school band over the internet,
right yeah, and so so I'm I'm doing the sign
yeah yeah, yeah. Uh terrible about Dick Man, it was
(43:39):
a It was a big surprise. I love that guy.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
Man.
Speaker 10 (43:42):
He was one of the most positive people that I
ever met. One of the first guys I got to
work with when I was coming up in Cincinnati's. I
was living there selling pringles for a living and I
one of the first gigs I got to do some
corporate gig with with Henley. I was opening for him
and we were eating like kings. They were feeding us
lobster and stuff, and Vick was like, Hey, Matty, just
(44:04):
so you know, it's not like this, Wow, how bad that.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Now I knew y'all went back a long way. But
it was kind of even like a mentor for you.
Speaker 10 (44:17):
He never said anything really bad about anybody, and he
was it was always a party when you were around him,
Like it was you were always going to have a
good time. And some of the jokes. Man, I was
trying to remember some of my favorite stuff. I think
one of my favorites was. I don't remember all of it,
but he would. He talked about listening to sports radio
(44:38):
in the South. He was driving around the gigs and
he said that the NASCAR fans they would just call
up and they'd go sick and then they'd hang the
phone out.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
It's still like that.
Speaker 10 (44:55):
Yeah, yeah, that Earnhardt's number. They would instead of like,
you know, like the guys in the Midwestern they have
like an hour long commentary about baseball. They just caught me.
They go sick and they'd hang up the phone. Story
you know, you know, Vic was all about Auburn and
(45:18):
his brother Terry, I guess was a pretty big time
player at all.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Yeah, running back or something.
Speaker 12 (45:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (45:27):
Uh and he Vi Vic told me, I guess he
has one niece. He told me the story when we
were doing a couple of gigs. Uh in John Boyd
Bully Market. It was me and him and Killer Bees
and uh and Tim Wilson also the guy that I
love the scn but uh so, so he's told us
(45:47):
the story. I guess he's got a niece that went
to Alabama and uh, it's it's his only niece. It's
Terry's only niece. And and his only niece calls him up.
This is uh, uncle Terry, my friends and I want
to go to the Auburn Alabama game? Can I get
three tickets? And he goes, I don't give tickets to
Alabama fans and he hung up the phone.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
Only that's right, I remember telling just I think it
was last year. So when he went down to the
Auburn Alabama game and it took his mama to the game,
that was that was a big tub.
Speaker 10 (46:29):
But yeah, how you guys doing, man.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Man, we're doing all greg You know, we're still we are.
We are quote essential just where to meet you? So
we got our FEMA passes so we can come to
work to.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
See even we don't believe.
Speaker 6 (46:44):
I don't know what.
Speaker 10 (46:45):
Quote is, man, of course. You know what makes me
angry is I do get out and walk and I
see all these signs in people's yards. Thank you healthcare workers,
Thank you broch workers. I didn't see one, Thank you Johnny.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Well they're putting, they're putting among our wall.
Speaker 10 (47:12):
Man.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Well, my buddy, you you you might have met Joe Butler.
He comes up to eat with us every Tuesday, at
least until the lockdown.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
But so if you've been Tuesday with this food, you've
met it.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
Yes, I met him, Yes, but Butler delivers Domino's pizzas
and he is essential too. Yeah so so yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 10 (47:33):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely, Man, A little bit of a different world.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
Man, it's a lot different people's idea of what essential
is is going to change.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
All this is people who would bring food to your
house are essential.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Speaking of Dominoes and the way they're delivering, it's touchless,
you know. So I don't know if you've ordered Dominoes
since all this happened, but I guess you have.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
You think, three times a week. I find it.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
It's it's just a little bit funny because I've got
security cameras so I can watch from the pull upside,
don't you know. But they'll come up and drop it
and leave it on the porch, But then they go
back up at their car and just kind of put
their hands on their their hips and stand there and
wait for you to get it.
Speaker 2 (48:14):
You know. I don't I don't know if that's.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
Part of the rules or whatever, but it just looks
a little so I let them go just a little
bit longer than just.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
For to do that. For man, A our listeners. You
can check out Greg's website, Greg Warrencomedy dot com. Are
you Are you doing anything online? Greg? I mean it's
kind of it's kind of tough for a comedia to
(48:40):
those up with without an audience, you know.
Speaker 10 (48:43):
Yeah, yeah, I mean there's some nice one. It's been
tough for me with an audience.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
I think I saw that show.
Speaker 6 (48:51):
Yeah, yeah, a lot of people there.
Speaker 10 (48:58):
No, I mean I haven't. I just think it's sort
of a I hope I don't resort to doing that.
Speaker 3 (49:05):
But there's a lot of things that I said, I
hear something I don't think anybody else has thought of.
Have you thought of starting a podcast?
Speaker 10 (49:11):
I did start with I cwear to you guys. I did,
but but we were starting it way before this stuff
we find to launch. It was my buddy who I
brought in last I think two years ago, my buddy
Brendan Air. We're doing a podcast. It's a it's a
a weekly review of the New York Times costword puzzle.
Uh yeah, I should tell you right on that one.
(49:37):
I swear it's funny. It's good.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
It like you were ahead of your time. Yeah, now.
Speaker 10 (49:44):
Yeah, I uh, for the last few years you know
I told you I hadn't been probably what it should be.
So I got into doing cossword puzzle and the New
York Times is the standard. It's it's hard, you know.
Do you guys you ever done any of them?
Speaker 3 (49:59):
I've never done.
Speaker 15 (50:00):
But I'm thinking about starting one of those work jumble
podcasts for convoys, but no, it's uh.
Speaker 10 (50:17):
The way it works is it starts on Monday, and
it gets harder every day of the week. So usually
right around like you know, Tuesday, I'm out. I'm like,
I can't, I can't do this.
Speaker 8 (50:28):
And.
Speaker 10 (50:31):
They and they they it keeps tracking. I do it
on an app and it keeps track of how long
it takes you to to finish the puzzle. And uh,
you know, I do him at night a lot, and
uh sometimes I'll fall asleep while I'm doing the puzzle,
but that time are still going, you know. So to
the people the New York Times, it looks like, Wow,
there's this guy in Saint Louis that is stupid. And
(50:52):
this guy he's gone, He's gone like six hours and
he's got two words and fore asters. This guy is
just jumping, but he's still try and look at him.
You won't give up.
Speaker 5 (51:01):
This guy's like.
Speaker 10 (51:02):
The Rudy of crossword, and it's I mean, it's supposed
to make you smarter, it really is. It's supposed to
do something with your brain chemistry, I guess. And uh,
I mean, but but if you were ever to hear
the thoughts in my head while I was attempting to
solve a crossword puzzle.
Speaker 4 (51:22):
It's the opposite.
Speaker 10 (51:24):
It's smart. It was not like no, uh, we're oh boy,
it's boy, I got it. Yeah, I gotta boy. So yeah, yeah,
(51:45):
we got a podcast called one Down. It's it's I'm
pretty proud of it.
Speaker 2 (51:50):
All right, check that out, Greg Man. Let's let's check
in with you. Say, hello, this is this goes on
buddy while you're While you're there, don't we get the
the dishwasher up and quit hitting your shends and maybe
you get out of your house alive when we're all right,
and drive by drop by Hanson's house and blow the
horn for us.
Speaker 6 (52:09):
Right, I'm done.
Speaker 10 (52:10):
I didn't even know he was here. That's why I called, uh,
that's what I called when I when I heard about Vick,
because I wanted to make sure you guys knew and
He's like, Hey, the guy was holding out on me.
Speaker 6 (52:20):
He's living like five miles.
Speaker 14 (52:21):
Down the road from huh.
Speaker 3 (52:24):
Now there's a podcast.
Speaker 14 (52:27):
You know what.
Speaker 10 (52:27):
That's a great idea me annoying Hanson.
Speaker 3 (52:36):
Let's know where's ready. I'll sign up right now.
Speaker 8 (52:40):
Greg.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
We appreciate you, buddy. I love man. Thanks Greg, all right,
hope to see man. Check Greg's website out there, Greg
Warrencomedy dot com and one down his podcast. I got Greg. Damn.
Let's play this current events quiz Bentley, what do we
I'm dealing with?
Speaker 3 (53:00):
As the worldwide lockdown on people continues, nature reasserts its
authority in a small town in Wales.
Speaker 2 (53:08):
All Right, one eight hundred big shell you toll freeline
across America takes see and when we play next,
I got big chopins. Randy hear with the show notes
just real quickly. Hey, it's Labor Day. Happy Labor Day.
Do you hope you get to enjoy the time off?
If you have the time off, of course if you don't,
well God bless you for taking one for the team.
This is an encore edition of The John Boy and
Billy Show. It originally aired on Friday, April seventeenth, twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Enjoy gogna, Hey, John Bonn Billy, see Tayer, Randy jagging,
and of behind the glass pillars moving around. But yeah,
not as many leftovers as usual during this stay at
(00:45):
home and stay at work. We just stay home.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
There's less of us and no leftover. That's crazy. You
know why we're here because there's more food.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Here than.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
It is Friday. Let's see April the seventeenth. Today is
National Cheeseball Day. Oh I love a cheesey jeesez ball.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Like a cheese ball too, Man, it'd be nice.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
No court wine. Here's National crawfish Day. Woves more mudbugs
would be good this morning with the cheeseball on the side. Yeah,
I got something heads that good stuff. Boy, I need
money to come back from Louisiana and bring some. No,
(01:35):
he can't come.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I think he's busy with National Clean out your Medicine
Cabinet Day, misterday.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeahs nowhere he and around New Orleans. He's he's down
in the in the boonies here in Louisiana. His birthday
was Monday, so I forgot to tell you to tell
him happy birthday.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
So send him a birthday shout.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Out right, Yeah, happy birthday. Money.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Did you have mud bugs?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
He is a mud bug okay, so uh and then
the only other things some National Haku Poetry Day, which
uh oh no, that's Japanese poetry. Yeah, yeah, you've you've
seen it. You probably heard.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
It's very weird.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Yeah, you probably had an assignment to do one.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Maybe it was China Poetry Day. Come over with one.
Roses are red, Violence are blue. Thanks for the virus.
Screw you. I just made that up. Wow, get this stuff,
you get the cheese ball.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
You need to be teaching.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Some of these kids are out of school right now.
That was not a hiker. Well, we got three days
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April seventeen. There was a date in nineteen thirty seven
(03:26):
Daffy Duck Petunia Pig and Elmer J. Fudd as Egghead
made their debut. So, uh yeah, it was one who
did Petunia stutter like Porky.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Petunia was never a big part of the Warner Brothers.
It wasn't so it was trying to put her on
the jelly glasses and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I actually looked it up and I found one that
had a clip of her actually speaking and she did
not stunt her Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
So she sounded to take all the other ones. Yep,
try to get bark your girlfriends. You just got on
there boy's nerves.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I guess please.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I move up to this day. In nineteen eighty, police
in Lansing, Michigan, or rest of three adult sisters after
the trio was reported to be randomly ringing doorbells while
they were running around their neighborhood nude after smearing their
bodies with mustard.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Which was also a Bugs Buddy cartoon.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Lady said they were looking for the Garden of Eden.
I've said women were stoned out of their minds, Okay,
I probably say that now, is am I just snapping?
All right, let's bread mustard on us, run around the
neighborhood and ring doorbells.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I have not made this a secret. Before this is
over with, have I not sent this to you?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I promise you that I am going to set up
my camera at the end of this hallway, and it's
a big building, goes all the way down, and I'm
gonna take my pants off, and I'm gonna walk all
the way down around and all the way back down.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
You played a bigger jar of mustard.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Why would I do with the cause I can't.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I'm the last guy out and I can do as
I please.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
You can't, but it should you?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I should you go get some boxers. You gonna do
it any tidy white tighty whities, for sure.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I was like, make it interesting, get some funny boxers on.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
You see, then you're just being showy. I heard y'all
y'all discussing this, So yeah, this is a fun You
might end.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Up in lockdown for about twelve to eighteen months.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
That'd be our video of the day. Then all right,
I finally was on this date No. Three, a drunken
thirty four year old research scientists in Axbridge, England, stumbled
home and fell asleep in a house where he had
lived seven years earlier.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I've been with Randy when he's actually done that one.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Too, at least recall when the teenager came home to
find the intruder asleep in the teen's bed, took these
scientists to his own home and did not file charges.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Obviously not a rocket scientist. How much we begin my.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Big there's our categories one eight hundred big shows. You
told free line across America. We play out birds next
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morning it's a big show on the radio. Your Friday
ride video today. This dog has perfected the most painful
way to go downstairs. It's a old doll. He's a boy.
I almost saying hello, Pearl's a girl. Even painful for
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her to watch out. It's not a proof checking out
the Big show dot com. You get chance, all right,
now's get our Friday win again.
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Uppers.
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Let's play uppers.
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It's the game that anyone can win. John Boy and
Billy to give the prizes from the big prize.
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Being Let's go.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
He contested number one. This should really be a lot
of fun when you're playing uppers. Have a hurry up
and guest time.
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But you love the best time.
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You know where big.
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Shots contested number one. It's Himberly from Jackson. Can I
say we have shots? O? Card that Pearl? You sorry, Kimberly?
Good morning, Hey, good morning, Hey. How you doing so far?
Speaker 10 (08:08):
I'm good, I'm good win.
Speaker 8 (08:12):
Oh got it?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Tyler? What are you doing with you and Pearl talking
about over there? I I don't know what she's trying
to tell me. Pearl is pigging the week one out
of the herd to give her some treating this morning.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Whoa, whoa, I heard the conversation. It's Pearl going bark, bark, bark,
and then Marshy going oh.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is yeah.
Speaker 9 (08:35):
All right, well.
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My dog, don't get you off track.
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Here I got seven of them over here.
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You're better than we are, KIVI.
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Here we go, Category number one. In five seconds, three
cartoon characters ready.
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To go, Elmer Fudd, Petunia, Pig, got you duck.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Jes ain't nice the way you're listen him legs up,
you get him in there. All right, baby, here we
go kind of going. Number two. We need three food condiments.
Ready go u money, mustard and for the wind.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Three places still fall asleep in your house?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Ready go the poor couch.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
I want to hear the story that works.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Kimberly whist the mount Olive pickle prize. Pike is headed
over to you. Jackson, all right, all right, good deal.
I go all right, Gavin, and thank you glad you
wonhng on with Jackets buying him at the hour time
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at the top of your news. And then about twenty
minutes little calm week Sax girlfriend Mary Jane up, get
some deep follows right, Good morning, Make show us on
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the radio, Friday, April the seventeenth, talking earlier about Petunia
Pig made her debut on this day, along with Daffy Dunton, Elmer,
j flood a pork your girlfriend. Wonder what she sounded like.
We found some tape. There's a Petunia's first speaking.
Speaker 9 (11:02):
Role here, sing gab it, big one.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Oh, she didn't start hands and we miss you. We
love you, buddy. He's not listening, and we don to
Greg Ward later today? Uh Greg Saint Louis, we're handsome,
living now miles from his house. Now that's why I
(11:31):
don't do that. Oh man. Buttunia, Hey, she did have
another the first song that she sang on her first cartoon. Yeah,
we have that too. Go ahead, Jacket was Pillar's idea.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
You stopped that is not.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
You'll put yourselves together. Here, Big Joe's rolling out. Good morning,
(12:31):
Big Show's on the radio.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Here we go, and now deep thoughts with Zach the
Weed Guy's girlfriend, Mary Jane.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
What's up? Sorry about my boys? I haven't like talked
to anybody. How's your lockdown going?
Speaker 9 (12:56):
All right?
Speaker 5 (12:59):
All right, all right, dudes, I'm kind of just like
chilling on the couch and thinking about stuff. I don't
want to hear.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
Some of it.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Hey, I was thinking, remember when they inventa the self checkout,
and everybody was like, what, I'm not doing that, But
now it seems like the greatest idea ever. Right, No,
I thought it was cool. I've been a hospital. It's
(13:40):
the only place in the world that has an emergency
entrance and an emergency exit. All right, okay, I've been alone,
been alone. I'd been having some crazy dreams, like nightmares.
They're so weird. It's like your brain makes up a
(14:02):
story and tries to scare you with it while you're asleep.
I'm like, hey, brain, what's up with that? I wonder
what did mom say to get a picky baby to
eat before they invented the airplane? Zach says it was
probably open up here comes you two. Okay, what was
(14:28):
it before that? Like open up here comes the horse seat?
That would be like way too weird. You know how
annoying it is when a dog barks and a bunch
of other dogs start barking too. Well, what if all
(14:49):
the other dogs are just telling the first dog to like,
shut up.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
Awesome.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
That's part of my day lately, y'all. Anytime I see
a celebrity at home on a webcam and I think, wow,
their kitchen is even crappier than mine. You know who's
the most famous celebrity ever? Stars Fader. He's so famous,
(15:22):
like people recognize him just from his breathing. It's true.
If that wears Waldo guy ever puts on a different shirt,
like nobody's ever got to be able to find him.
Every restaurant has to drive through if you're crazy enough?
(15:46):
What drive on through?
Speaker 6 (15:49):
Man? Hey?
Speaker 5 (15:50):
What if?
Speaker 6 (15:51):
What if?
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Like some science dude already discovered a drug that like
cures everything, but we don't know it yet because it
doesn't work on rats, only ones day work on. Last year,
everybody's favorite celebrities were pro athletes and movie stars, and
(16:14):
this year it's the door dash guy. Okay, I was
also thinking, it's one of my last thoughts. Half an
inch doesn't really seem like a lot, right, do you
sit down on a toilet with a seat up? Y'all
(16:38):
been quarantine too long? All right? That's it for now,
Like I gotta go, y'all keep rocking and I'll keep
thinking all right later, dude.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
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Speaker 2 (17:02):
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on already.
You have more chances for you to win coming up
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Oh oh, I didn't know. I didn't see you.
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This is Professor Mulvin handed Day, head of hey ah, oh,
head of Big Show Science and History Division.
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And you're listening to two boys who are destined to
be history, Don Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 12 (17:28):
Yo.
Speaker 11 (17:29):
When I say that will be history, I didn't mean
to apply a negative.
Speaker 13 (17:32):
I simply meant that they they Oh what did I mean?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio Friday morning. Right, reminder,
you are in and out catching the Big Show. Catch
a whole thing on the job one Billa's Late Risers
podcast jobs about a hour and a half after we
finished a broadcast ten am Eastern.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Now it's Central.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, we got some emails from the Big Show dot
Com communicate with us classic bit of the morning always
the last hour to the show. I'm glad to hear there.
But going from Todd here, I missed nearly all of
the first two hours of the show due to my schedule.
I just wanted to send us along. Take you how
much I appreciate the podcast. Well, thank you, Todd. Another
one here from Amanda Man. It says, just want to
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email and say how much I enjoy your show. Want
to give all of you a big thank you. Although
our first responders, medical personnel, grocery store clerks, postal carriers
and other essential people are important in these trying times,
you deserve credit as well. Giving us entertained and feeling
emotionally positive go a long way and helping with recovery
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and dealing with these unfortunate and horrible situations.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Thank you for me there, and keep up the great work.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
A man in Mississippi, all right, I said, blank you,
thank you. See we are essential.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Man said so, but you just found out tax Day
was postponed.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Oh, by the way, I was going to say something
to all about that yesterday. Y'all said, Uh, okay, was
Ari the.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
Home bewitched thing again.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
We'll get back to that later. Actually, Wensday was Abril
to fifteenth, and uh said, yeah, realize you do not
have to have your taxi in April fifteenth, y'all said, July,
And then I heard it was June. Nice July.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Oh it's right. Wait, let me let me ask this.
Who'd you hear June from? I heard some other idiot
on the radio.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
We'll see there.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
You know they see the same thing about you.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I heard some idiots. So all right you sure?
Speaker 8 (20:21):
So all right?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
You got you got three months to get your taxes in.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yes, but you should file sooner, right, yeah, yeah, I
mean the Irison just saying, you know, just take your
time whenever.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
You get it's fine. Okay, we know you're good for
it now, so we're all good, all right, good glad
to help see Amanda was right. We are essential good morning,
big shows on a radio. Coming up, we'll play John
Boy Jeopardy Go. Do we get a winner and a
winner again? Some mechanic in a bottle, prize bag. Don't
(20:53):
spend hundreds of dollars on new equipment of repairs. Get
a mechanic in a bottle the five dollars engine fixed
vatable home depot Walmart trackers apply in lawn of garden.
Retailer's nationwide guaranteed. Are you money back? Hang on, we'll
playing minutes burst. I'm riding on us.
Speaker 9 (21:09):
All yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Work work work work, work, work, work work work. Hello, boys,
have a good night's rest. I miss Jo.
Speaker 8 (21:15):
If you're young and you got your hair, what.
Speaker 6 (21:18):
Do you want with the job.
Speaker 10 (21:19):
You know, there are people in this world that don't
have to put.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Up with all the shut You're my whole.
Speaker 14 (21:23):
We're working in.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Severe years at college, started trade.
Speaker 9 (21:27):
I hate this job.
Speaker 14 (21:28):
Hey, this damn job, and I don't need it.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I have people's skills people.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
I don't.
Speaker 9 (21:59):
Work.
Speaker 14 (22:10):
Can't you see him working here?
Speaker 12 (22:37):
We represent the workers in all magical industries, both evil
and benign.
Speaker 14 (22:42):
Are you feeling it all?
Speaker 11 (22:43):
Degraded or repressed a little?
Speaker 6 (22:46):
We don't even have dample?
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Are you coming down into the pit?
Speaker 8 (22:49):
You know how much I love watching you work? But
I've got my countries five hundred anniversary plan by waiting
to arrange my wife to murder and gilded a frame
for it.
Speaker 9 (22:57):
I'm swapped. Where do you work in a tack? What
do you do there? I say a cubicle, but I
really don't like it. Nah, I'm just gonna stop going.
Speaker 14 (23:07):
Once you get fired.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 14 (23:09):
So are you gonna get another job?
Speaker 9 (23:11):
I don't think i'd like another job.
Speaker 14 (23:12):
What are you going to do?
Speaker 9 (23:13):
Money to?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Phil?
Speaker 3 (23:14):
And you know I've never really liked paying bills.
Speaker 9 (23:17):
I don't think I'm gonna do that either.
Speaker 12 (23:20):
Okay, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come
in tomorrow, so if you could.
Speaker 6 (23:37):
Be here around nine, that would be great.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Okay, mister wonker, I don't know if you remember me,
but I used to work here in the factory.
Speaker 15 (23:49):
Were you one of those despicable spies who every day
tried to steal my life's work and sew it to
those parasitic copycat can be making cats?
Speaker 9 (23:56):
Oops?
Speaker 10 (23:57):
Wonderful, welcome back.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Oh oh, and I almost forgot.
Speaker 12 (24:01):
I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come
in on Sunday two.
Speaker 9 (24:05):
Okay, I don't killing you.
Speaker 16 (24:07):
Thanks, I've done.
Speaker 9 (24:08):
It quite a bit.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
That would be great.
Speaker 9 (24:11):
Okay, let me ask you something.
Speaker 12 (24:40):
When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling
real well, does anyone ever say.
Speaker 14 (24:43):
To you sounds like somebody's got a case of the murders?
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (24:47):
Man, I believe you get your ass kicks saying some
muck man.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Calm down, I am calm.
Speaker 9 (24:52):
What is it with you people? You people? I don't
mean you people. I mean you people. I will not
tolerate any racist behavior. Not its holy gonna say this
one more time.
Speaker 8 (25:01):
Calm down, I'm co.
Speaker 14 (25:11):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (25:11):
He was out.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Right drum the scoochy mondycrossing, carpet, barrel, whatever makes you
happy when Friday morning, I thought you was going to
say that to Mercy. They're meeting with a jar barrel
has wading up today?
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Is Marcy? She has had it with you for.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
She really had yelling.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
I don't know what you're doing, but you're really letting
her down at this point.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
All right, let's review yesterday as John Boy Jeopardy question
in case you missed it. Nowadays, this organization is more
well known for what they sell and what to do
with the money, but it wasn't always that way. For
their first twenty years, they raise money selling chickens and
knitted items. The girl Scout, the Girl Scouts. It was
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not knit file as you guess around chicken dry rack
and sweaters, the girdel we Kentucky fried chicken in All right,
here we go today's John Boy Jeopardy. According to the
specifications on file, this patented item is thirty five feet
around his middle, three feet wide of the mouth, has
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twenty five windows, weighs more than four hundred and fifty
thousand pounds, and is modeled after its designer's mother.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Ah, what is the Oprah Mobile.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Wow, thank you God one eight hundred big show you
told free line across America. That's a hint. We played
John Boy Jeopardy next. Good Friday morning. It's a big
(27:17):
show on the radio. Maybe this our video of the days?
What's got Pearl? Wound up this morning? Because the video
this dog has perfected the most painful way to go
downstairs leave for yourself. Look you, guys, Wins is right
there at the Big Show dot Com thirty minutes away,
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brand new script in the playhouse. Right now, let's play
Yes Live across Americas.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
Ye.
Speaker 9 (27:51):
And now a.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Man who's been Friday up since lunchtime on Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
He's John Moore. I say, hey, the coal out of Cleveland, Tennessee.
Good morning, cold mor John Boy, good morning. I call
you first dub. Let's see what you got. According to
the specifications on file, this patented item is thirty five
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feet round around his middle, thirty five feet around his middle, okay,
three feet wide at the mouth, has twenty five windows,
weighs more than four hundred and fifty thousand pounds, and
it was modeled after his designer's mother. What if you got.
Speaker 10 (28:33):
This school bus?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
A school bus? O that's an interesting guess. Well, the
mama looked like a bus. Maybe it was your own
metas at the bus when the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
I like how he paused and replayed the question in
his own timing.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Well, go, we appreciate you playing, buddy. You have a
great day, you too. Let's go to Todd up in Bedford, Virginia.
Good morning, Todd, Good morning, John boy, Good morning buddy.
All right, well we know it's not a school bus.
Maybe he says it all what do you think whilere
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we talking about Todd, Oh liberty the Statue of Liberty,
by the way, never knew that was patented. Yeah, yeah,
So you can't have them popping up around the barrow.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
No, no, you don't want to going up in Vegas
and places like that.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
All excited, he said, you got his grandkids all excited.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
All good Grandpaul. Well, Todd, you hang on. Jackie's gonna
hook you up with a prize. Pig man. Bout a
minute hour time at.
Speaker 8 (30:06):
The top of your news.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Right on the other side, it's important to be happy. Boys.
(30:49):
Good morning is a big sea on the radio. Everyone
hanging around the house doing some cooking. I've remember cooking
more than usual. You need your John boy bed a
grabb of sauce. We aint gonna hook you up. They're
all doing at Big Showfoods dot Com, all of our
saucers and I rubs.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
They were right to your door, sanitized for your protection.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Absolutely all right, Yeah, we happy boys hitting.
Speaker 16 (31:20):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bone, says, I have my weed bubba hub.
I'ma have to be boy, Ima have to be boy.
Oh good when things are going here?
Speaker 4 (31:34):
We hey, you know my.
Speaker 8 (31:36):
Little box spot got hit by a car. Bubble hubbub,
but it's guts in the box and put him in
a drawer. I'ma have to be boy.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
Oh, i'ma have to be boy.
Speaker 8 (31:47):
Oh and good when things are going here.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
We hey, oh, for god, all about it for a
month and a half.
Speaker 8 (32:11):
I looked into the drawer and started to laugh.
Speaker 16 (32:14):
Because i'ma have a beat boy, have meat boy, Oh
good one things that go on here?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Hey, good Friday morning. That's a big show on the radio.
(32:54):
Appreciate you being with us this morning. It's fun here.
We'll catch up with my buddy. Comedian Greg Warren from
his home in Saint Louis his comedian sequestor they need
an audience and we'll be killno bred now we read that. There,
go on, see Jackie.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
All right action. Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Today's episode Ricky Be's Camo Birthday. As our story opens,
Ricky b Sharp strolls into the family kitchen on a
very special day.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Let me let me.
Speaker 6 (33:34):
Be pay Wait morning, Sweetie.
Speaker 7 (33:38):
Good morning to you too, add happy birthday.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
Thanks sent here smells delicious.
Speaker 7 (33:46):
Yeah, I'm making all your favorites. Got your scrabbled eggs,
home bade tagcakes, thick cut bacon, cheese and greats. And
my old special homestyle version of waffle house has bred, scattereds,
bothered and chunked.
Speaker 6 (34:04):
Oh hate you, sweet.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
And your other present is sitting over there all the counter.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
Oh look you here, fancy vast pro Shop wrapping paper
and everything.
Speaker 7 (34:14):
Okay, open it up. Oh I think you're gonna like it.
Speaker 6 (34:19):
Let's see what we got here.
Speaker 11 (34:21):
Wow, a mossy oak camo pattern toilet.
Speaker 7 (34:25):
Seat and not just any pattern that rock there is
called obsession. Mass Pro Shop says it's the top raided
cabo pattern in the country right now, And I figured
doth It's most beloved fast food mascot or not said
over less.
Speaker 11 (34:42):
Oh, I wish my hunt trip didn't get the post
pole because of the pandemic.
Speaker 6 (34:50):
Don't you worry.
Speaker 11 (34:51):
I'm gonna give this here toilet seed a place of
honor and the pizza runt hunting cavin as soon as
it's old luckdown's over.
Speaker 7 (34:57):
Uh, honey, that ain't for or the cabin. It's for
the bastard bathroom.
Speaker 11 (35:03):
What you you bought me a massy oak camel toilet
seat for here the house.
Speaker 9 (35:09):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (35:10):
Let me guess you did it to remind me I've
got something to look forward to.
Speaker 7 (35:14):
No, I did it so you'll finally have an excuse
with your best the toilet.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 6 (35:29):
Next time I'm missing on purpose.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Tune in again. Next time I'm gonna hear the crusty
old delivery guy from bass Pro Shops say, hey, big man,
let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 6 (35:39):
Yeah, nailed it.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Good morning to big show us on the radio. Hang
over your local news, weather, sports. This is Royal.
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That is the king veto slaying of the Visial de
Stroyer of the mungole.
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A rise, water of ten, essence of marp. Look back up,
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good morning, It's Bagshaw on the radio for your Friday morning.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Here. We all about only halfway done. A couple hours ago,
Will said everybody, Buddy and Greg Warner. In just a
couple of minutes, Tom Sorens and I fight him on
a quarterback. We'll talk a little sports before we get
out of here. NFL Draft is own for next week.
I'm just waiting for some sporting events, waiting to get
back going here and what we can do without fans.
(37:22):
All right, ready you were thinking about that, buddy, see I.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
From the first time that they canceled, because you know,
I've been in a position that I've had to buy
event insurance for events that we've done right, And the
first thing that hit my head was like, I wonder
if like in NASCAR, when they canceled the NASCAR events
with ticket sales being you know what they are. I mean,
let's be honest, they're not as good as they once were.
So when they canceled the event, I would assume they
(37:47):
have some sort of insurance in place.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Event insurance. You would think that would cover that.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
And they may have made more money by not doing
the event than having the event now.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
So you think that's true. Like NBA, you know whether
they do it without the crowds. I mean, cause you
talk about the NBA, NFL, whatever you're talking about that.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
The one I have heard about is Wimbledon has been
buying something that covers pandemic type stuff. They've been buying
a policy for like seventeen years.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
And this is the first time they've canceled Wimbledon since
World War Two. And they said it was going to
be something like one hundred and forty one million dollars
payout and they said that will get them about cover
about half of what they expected to lose because they
had to cancel Wimbledon.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Yeah, there's no denying.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
I mean a large amount of money is made at
a sporting event, at the at the actual facility. I
mean there's ticket sales, there's concessions, peers, all these, all
these and you add all that up. It's got to
be a lot of money.
Speaker 12 (38:47):
Now.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
I also understand that there's the television rights, but I
imagine when you have event insurance you would cover the
income you would make from the television it rights as well.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
And you know, with they have an argument about, well
we had it and it was on TV. Even there,
it's not the same experience because the stands were empty.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
That's and that's why I think you don't do it
without the fans, because now you're having the event, you
lose your availability to, you know, to file acclaim. I think,
I don't know. I'm just kind of looking at it
from Wow, that might be a side of the follow
the money part that you know that that Terry Hanson
always taught us, you know, so.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
It's at least a possibility.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
But the other side of that coin is let's say
you're an event like the Speedway, any speedway, and you
canceled and you decide, well, I'm gonna have the event
with with fans. Well, now you got liability, and liability
insurance has a whole different set of parameters. Even if
you said we're gonna have it without the fans, there's
still liability involvement, because of your staffing and because of
(39:49):
the participants, there will still be people there. Yeah, so
I think that at some point the lawyers had to
you know, sit down and analyze both sides of the
of the policies, you know, the liability insurance and the
event insurance, and decide which one was more profitable or more.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
A lot more going into it, just I just want
to watch a game on TV.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
Yeah, yeah, I read something about it was talking about
the NBA, the idea that they were floating about maybe
we have abbreviate an abbreviated series all in one location
and you just bring the teams in and sequester them
while it's going on. And they're talking about all the
people that will be involved in that, the people that
would you know, provide the food and the transportation from
wherever they're staying to the stadium. It was just a
(40:31):
huge undertake.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Yeah, you'd have to everybody, everybody would have to sign
a you know, a whole harmless But even that doesn't there.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
Are a lot of moving parts in any kind of
event like that.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Interestingly, the State of Florida, the Governor of Florida, has
deemed wrestling necessary yeah, wwe Yeah, wwe can can. It's
a it's an essential product in the state of Florida.
But they're doing it without fans present.
Speaker 11 (40:56):
They have been on a couple of the shows, and
it's just I mean, you want to talk about the
way the fans add.
Speaker 6 (41:01):
To in a show. Yeah, I mean it's it's totally different.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
I mean, it's like watching dress rehearsal exactly. Yeah, right,
it's ridiculous.
Speaker 6 (41:10):
I mean it's it's very upsetting.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
I just go back to the otherwise, it's like happy
Gilmour and you got one guy in the stands called Jackass.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
I don't want to call it like the dirty secret
of behind the scenes or whatever, but I mean I
would like to know the math.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Uh, we'll get into work on that. Yeah, they're not
gonna tell me. Good morning. Big shows on the radio
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we reported sadly our good buddy, comedian Vic Henley suddenly
passed away in Manhattan. Youah, fellas, have been listening to
the Big Show for a while. You know an old
Vic for a long time, a long time friend of
the show, he's been years, and a friend of another
(42:11):
friend of the Big Show, Greg Warren, of course. And
Greg's on the line with us right now. Good morning, Greg, se.
Speaker 10 (42:21):
Yeah, did I jump the gun on that a little bit?
Speaker 4 (42:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Yeah, I'm going to.
Speaker 10 (42:33):
Get it this time.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
So, Greg, are you sheltered in place in Saint Louis
or where are you living now?
Speaker 10 (42:41):
Buddy, I'm in Yeah, I'm in Saint Louis. Yeah I am.
I'm all sheltered up.
Speaker 9 (42:46):
Man.
Speaker 10 (42:46):
I had a little, uh, little health scare last week.
I keep leaving the dishwasher door down, and I've hit
my shins against it like thirty times. I'm not used
to being home this much. I'm traveling, you, so I'm
cooking a lot and cleaning and I smashed my shin
about forty five times, and I think, yeah, it might
(43:11):
eventually kill me.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Stay at home.
Speaker 10 (43:17):
For yeah, it's been Uh, I'm doing fine, man. I
this is is pretty easy on me. I mean, somebody
out there is teaching middle school band over the internet,
right yeah, and so so I'm I'm doing the sign
yeah yeah, yeah. Uh terrible about Dick Man, it was
(43:39):
a It was a big surprise. I love that guy.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
Man.
Speaker 10 (43:42):
He was one of the most positive people that I
ever met. One of the first guys I got to
work with when I was coming up in Cincinnati's. I
was living there selling pringles for a living and I
one of the first gigs I got to do some
corporate gig with with Henley. I was opening for him
and we were eating like kings. They were feeding us
lobster and stuff, and Vick was like, Hey, Matty, just
(44:04):
so you know, it's not like this, Wow, how bad that.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Now I knew y'all went back a long way. But
it was kind of even like a mentor for you.
Speaker 10 (44:17):
He never said anything really bad about anybody, and he
was it was always a party when you were around him,
Like it was you were always going to have a
good time. And some of the jokes. Man, I was
trying to remember some of my favorite stuff. I think
one of my favorites was. I don't remember all of it,
but he would. He talked about listening to sports radio
(44:38):
in the South. He was driving around the gigs and
he said that the NASCAR fans they would just call
up and they'd go sick and then they'd hang the
phone out.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
It's still like that.
Speaker 10 (44:55):
Yeah, yeah, that Earnhardt's number. They would instead of like,
you know, like the guys in the Midwestern they have
like an hour long commentary about baseball. They just caught me.
They go sick and they'd hang up the phone. Story
you know, you know, Vic was all about Auburn and
(45:18):
his brother Terry, I guess was a pretty big time
player at all.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Yeah, running back or something.
Speaker 12 (45:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (45:27):
Uh and he Vi Vic told me, I guess he
has one niece. He told me the story when we
were doing a couple of gigs. Uh in John Boyd
Bully Market. It was me and him and Killer Bees
and uh and Tim Wilson also the guy that I
love the scn but uh so, so he's told us
(45:47):
the story. I guess he's got a niece that went
to Alabama and uh, it's it's his only niece. It's
Terry's only niece. And and his only niece calls him up.
This is uh, uncle Terry, my friends and I want
to go to the Auburn Alabama game? Can I get
three tickets? And he goes, I don't give tickets to
Alabama fans and he hung up the phone.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
Only that's right, I remember telling just I think it
was last year. So when he went down to the
Auburn Alabama game and it took his mama to the game,
that was that was a big tub.
Speaker 10 (46:29):
But yeah, how you guys doing, man.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Man, we're doing all greg You know, we're still we are.
We are quote essential just where to meet you? So
we got our FEMA passes so we can come to
work to.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
See even we don't believe.
Speaker 6 (46:44):
I don't know what.
Speaker 10 (46:45):
Quote is, man, of course. You know what makes me
angry is I do get out and walk and I
see all these signs in people's yards. Thank you healthcare workers,
Thank you broch workers. I didn't see one, Thank you Johnny.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Well they're putting, they're putting among our wall.
Speaker 10 (47:12):
Man.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Well, my buddy, you you you might have met Joe Butler.
He comes up to eat with us every Tuesday, at
least until the lockdown.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
But so if you've been Tuesday with this food, you've
met it.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
Yes, I met him, Yes, but Butler delivers Domino's pizzas
and he is essential too. Yeah so so yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 10 (47:33):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely, Man, A little bit of a different world.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
Man, it's a lot different people's idea of what essential
is is going to change.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
All this is people who would bring food to your
house are essential.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Speaking of Dominoes and the way they're delivering, it's touchless,
you know. So I don't know if you've ordered Dominoes
since all this happened, but I guess you have.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
You think, three times a week. I find it.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
It's it's just a little bit funny because I've got
security cameras so I can watch from the pull upside,
don't you know. But they'll come up and drop it
and leave it on the porch, But then they go
back up at their car and just kind of put
their hands on their their hips and stand there and
wait for you to get it.
Speaker 2 (48:14):
You know. I don't I don't know if that's.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
Part of the rules or whatever, but it just looks
a little so I let them go just a little
bit longer than just.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
For to do that. For man, A our listeners. You
can check out Greg's website, Greg Warrencomedy dot com. Are
you Are you doing anything online? Greg? I mean it's
kind of it's kind of tough for a comedia to
(48:40):
those up with without an audience, you know.
Speaker 10 (48:43):
Yeah, yeah, I mean there's some nice one. It's been
tough for me with an audience.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
I think I saw that show.
Speaker 6 (48:51):
Yeah, yeah, a lot of people there.
Speaker 10 (48:58):
No, I mean I haven't. I just think it's sort
of a I hope I don't resort to doing that.
Speaker 3 (49:05):
But there's a lot of things that I said, I
hear something I don't think anybody else has thought of.
Have you thought of starting a podcast?
Speaker 10 (49:11):
I did start with I cwear to you guys. I did,
but but we were starting it way before this stuff
we find to launch. It was my buddy who I
brought in last I think two years ago, my buddy
Brendan Air. We're doing a podcast. It's a it's a
a weekly review of the New York Times costword puzzle.
Uh yeah, I should tell you right on that one.
(49:37):
I swear it's funny. It's good.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
It like you were ahead of your time. Yeah, now.
Speaker 10 (49:44):
Yeah, I uh, for the last few years you know
I told you I hadn't been probably what it should be.
So I got into doing cossword puzzle and the New
York Times is the standard. It's it's hard, you know.
Do you guys you ever done any of them?
Speaker 3 (49:59):
I've never done.
Speaker 15 (50:00):
But I'm thinking about starting one of those work jumble
podcasts for convoys, but no, it's uh.
Speaker 10 (50:17):
The way it works is it starts on Monday, and
it gets harder every day of the week. So usually
right around like you know, Tuesday, I'm out. I'm like,
I can't, I can't do this.
Speaker 8 (50:28):
And.
Speaker 10 (50:31):
They and they they it keeps tracking. I do it
on an app and it keeps track of how long
it takes you to to finish the puzzle. And uh,
you know, I do him at night a lot, and
uh sometimes I'll fall asleep while I'm doing the puzzle,
but that time are still going, you know. So to
the people the New York Times, it looks like, Wow,
there's this guy in Saint Louis that is stupid. And
(50:52):
this guy he's gone, He's gone like six hours and
he's got two words and fore asters. This guy is
just jumping, but he's still try and look at him.
You won't give up.
Speaker 5 (51:01):
This guy's like.
Speaker 10 (51:02):
The Rudy of crossword, and it's I mean, it's supposed
to make you smarter, it really is. It's supposed to
do something with your brain chemistry, I guess. And uh,
I mean, but but if you were ever to hear
the thoughts in my head while I was attempting to
solve a crossword puzzle.
Speaker 4 (51:22):
It's the opposite.
Speaker 10 (51:24):
It's smart. It was not like no, uh, we're oh boy,
it's boy, I got it. Yeah, I gotta boy. So yeah, yeah,
(51:45):
we got a podcast called one Down. It's it's I'm
pretty proud of it.
Speaker 2 (51:50):
All right, check that out, Greg Man. Let's let's check
in with you. Say, hello, this is this goes on
buddy while you're While you're there, don't we get the
the dishwasher up and quit hitting your shends and maybe
you get out of your house alive when we're all right,
and drive by drop by Hanson's house and blow the
horn for us.
Speaker 6 (52:09):
Right, I'm done.
Speaker 10 (52:10):
I didn't even know he was here. That's why I called, uh,
that's what I called when I when I heard about Vick,
because I wanted to make sure you guys knew and
He's like, Hey, the guy was holding out on me.
Speaker 6 (52:20):
He's living like five miles.
Speaker 14 (52:21):
Down the road from huh.
Speaker 3 (52:24):
Now there's a podcast.
Speaker 14 (52:27):
You know what.
Speaker 10 (52:27):
That's a great idea me annoying Hanson.
Speaker 3 (52:36):
Let's know where's ready. I'll sign up right now.
Speaker 8 (52:40):
Greg.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
We appreciate you, buddy. I love man. Thanks Greg, all right,
hope to see man. Check Greg's website out there, Greg
Warrencomedy dot com and one down his podcast. I got Greg. Damn.
Let's play this current events quiz Bentley, what do we
I'm dealing with?
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