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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hi, Big Show fans, and happy Memorial Day. Well, now
that the Big Shows podcast has reached its pinnacle of success,
well over one point six million downloads, the suits at
corporate said, we have to do this on holidays too,
So yay, here it is.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
So I'm going to do an.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Encore edition of The John Boyn Billy Show for you,
and this one originally aired on May sixteenth.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I hope you enjoy it, and if you don't, please
don't tell corporate. And you could probably keep that whole
encore thing to yourself as well.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Thanks.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Good morning Big Shows on the radio. All right, Well,
so Pillars, you've been married thirty seven years?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Is here thirty seven? Or morning Randy? How long you
been married?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Thirty five?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Thirty five? Billy thirty five?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
No, what you're what?
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Nineteen eighty five?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Really?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah, five.
Speaker 6 (01:03):
Thirty?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Right about that.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Billy gets married a date after me the same month.
You ain't the way he can screwed us up, she said.
We had the years in the year, but let's get
our first prize package out. We planned for a fuel
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dates in history where we're going on categories May eighteenth,
It was nineteen sixty five. Gene Roddenberry suggests sixteen names
for his star Trek Captain. The TV executives pretty sure
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one of them was Tater. Captain Tater. After a brief debate,
James T. Kirk Is settled on.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
And the tea was almost Tater and then they change
into Tiberia.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Yeah, Berry, the Tater could be worse right on this state.
In nineteen ninety three, President Clinton received a haircut which
reportedly cost two hundred dollars while Air Force one set
on a runway at La International Airport for an hour
tying up other planes.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I tell you what, I paid two hundred dollars for
a haircut right now.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Please don't do it on the runway. They got enough
problems and finally was on this date No. Two.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
A seventeen year old drove a stolen car to Savannah,
Georgia police station, actually to visit his girlfriend. The police
spotted the car in the parking lot and the rest
of the teenager car thieves are never very smart, said
one officer. But this guy may have set a new record. Okay,
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drove the stolen car to visit his girlfriends. Amount of jail,
ain't got a resident, got it? Okay, he was dumb.
Might have covered that. I doesn't curt you back in too.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
There's our categories one eight hundred.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Big show, as she told free line, come on, we
play out birds next. Good morning, the Big show's on
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the radio. I'm sorry to leave you all out, grocer.
We'll go around and say how long we've been divorced.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
And then we'll measure to see which one's happier. Right
here we go.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Hey, our video of the day eating a forest scorpion
is larger topper. Yeah, tougher than it looks eating a
forest scorpion.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Tougher than it looks. All right, Well I have to
check that out.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
He the guy is like really afraid of it, yet
he's gonna eat it.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
So is this like from some show hasn't had a
chance to watch it is?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
It's a comedian, but he does these video challenges from
their from his subscribers, and they're very funny.
Speaker 7 (04:17):
Okay, he's been married forty years and he thought.
Speaker 8 (04:21):
So the scorpions, and he got arrested for visiting his
wife in a stolen cars.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Y'all, well, y'all check that out and we will too,
first chance we get well, of course, just me, I mean,
of course, Randy. I'm sure it's uh goody good work. Okay,
Ready he was installing.
Speaker 9 (04:45):
You never would have noticed.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
All right, now we're ready to let uppers. Let's be upburst.
Speaker 10 (04:53):
It's the game that anyone Jen will John Boy give.
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You prizes from the big prize being.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Let's go me contested number one.
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This should be a lot of fun when you're playing outs.
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Have a murry up and guest time you love the
best time you love a big shots.
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Let's say, hey the James from a Parisburg for Rginia.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
We have shot James.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Good morning, James, good morning.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Hey man.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Welcome all right, first contestant for brand new week here
on the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
You ready to win?
Speaker 10 (05:43):
Yes, there I am.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
It will go then in five seconds winning three characters
from Star Trek.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Ready go.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Fuck Kurt Gottie, ma'am. Now we need three things you
see on an airport runway.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Ready to go.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Airplane, white windstock and for the wind, the three things
you can drive Ready go.
Speaker 10 (06:15):
Car, motorcycle, truck and James.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Winning gont word James, hang on, Jackie, hook you up
with a prize. Pick all right, God.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Bodham of the guy we're timing to tell me your news.
Kick off our Monday thing. It's National Armed Forces Day
oh one and on looking back at big out Big Owl.
(07:20):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
The Big Show is on the radio celebrating National Armed
Forces Day all morning long and a little big show
way looking back with two of our favorites. We were
keging some buds. Yeah, listen then on Big Own Big Owl.
Speaker 13 (07:40):
Greetings, true believers. I'm big al Kaida and i am
big al Jazeira.
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ten back. That's mecca for great food and home of
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Matty.
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People say to us, how can you sell such a
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We cannot reveal this.
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We do not wish to endanger the life of our
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Sad smile like a small girl.
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Also, our hummus platter is known throughout the nation as
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note that I am saying half price hummus. Several foreign
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that Tuesday was half price Hamas day. If we do
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not observe such a day, we regret any confusion. Oh
and here is an important reminder. All of the good
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Do not waste our time telling us you left your
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not want none of that.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
And now a few quick shout outs hello to our
man Mustafa from the Creed who came to the dead
last week and proved that not all the creaties are
the Cretans. Ha ha, I'm only pulling your neck bone.
Speaker 13 (09:19):
Prop.
Speaker 14 (09:20):
Also, good luck to the East back Dad Junior High
school soccer team, the Little Sultans. They will battle the
Mosul saber Rattlers next Sunday.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
May they prevail against their adversaries, just as the profit
Peace be upon him drove the adulters from the Holy
City of Mecca in the year six thirty two.
Speaker 14 (09:36):
And remember if the Sultans win Sunday, free Homas on Monday.
Speaker 13 (09:40):
And again that's Homas, not Hamas.
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Come and visit us at infidels Den, the place to
be fifteen to fifteen period of the private boulevard. In fact,
dead just passed a big crater at the edge of
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He good morning, it's a baksh on the radio, Monday,
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May a tenth.
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Here we go with some breakfast theater. Welcome to John
Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the Pizza Runt Jumper.
As our story opens, Ricky B. Sharp is in the
manager's office at Pizza Runt Number fourteen in do Thun, Alabama.
Speaker 7 (10:47):
Mister Sharper, you need to get out here quick. We
got a problem.
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Oh's a health inspector back.
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It's worse than that. There's a guy up on the
roof of the restaurant and he says he's going to jump.
Speaker 11 (10:57):
Shut up, Hey, pey, what mister.
Speaker 7 (11:01):
Sharp, you need to go talk some sense into this guy.
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He knows how to die on nine one one. Oh,
not Pete.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
I'm talking about the guy on.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
The roofs Oh okay, Uh, let's roll.
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How long have you been up there? Not long.
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I was coming into work just now and I saw
him climbing up the rain gutter and I hollered at him,
and he said he was fixing to jump. See up
there he is.
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I'm on it, hey't Benny?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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What in't the same? Hell do you think you're doing?
Buzzof squirt squirk? Look here, pot licker.
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I am the Dadgug Pizza Run Nothing's.
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Most beloved mascot and I will not be disrespected on.
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My home terraf.
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Mister Sharp, you might not want to take this so personal.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
Oh yeah, good point.
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Let me try it again.
Speaker 11 (11:52):
Uh listen, buddy, I don't know what the problem is,
but I bet we can figure something out. I ain't
nothing to figure out. A lost my job this morning.
I got nothing to live for? Whatn't the wide world
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What's your mama gonna say? What she sees you like gifts?
Think about your mama. Mama's dead. Then think about your daddy,
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he's dead too.
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Monday morning National arm Forces Day, branches of my military.
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We salute you. We do every day of the year.
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All right, man, And there in a desert storm introduced
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It's a big show on the radio. Rolling through your Monday.
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In our video, the day eating a forest scorpion is
tougher than it looks.
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Especially when you're scared.
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It's scared sitting in a car. All right, check it
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Was that stuff the ladies man used to drink.
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What's his name again, Lavoisier Antoine Levasier.
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We know that humans can survive for up to fifteen
seconds after this body part is removed.
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I'm going to say, head, going with the head?
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All right, good work out, Reggie. Let's find out a
little bit about antone here.
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Look out, it's kind of grizzly.
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So despite his many discoveries, lavasi as elitist. Scientific ways
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needs neither scientists nor chemists. Probably said in the French
juckcon the course of justice cannot be delayed. So Levasier
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was to death by the guillotine. Ever the scientists. He
asked an associate to stand nearby during the execution.
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Watch my eyes.
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After the blade comes down, he instructed, I will continue
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Did as he was told.
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The time elapsed between the drop of the blade and
Lavassier's last blink was fifteen seconds. There you go, Oh
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It was the first person to state the law of
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former shape, its mass always remains the same.
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And then the court said, well, we can't have a
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Coined the phrase pardon my.
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Man, well, by the way, a happy ending.
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A year later, French rulers realized they acted a bit
overzealously and exonerated Lavosier posthumously.
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They just keep doing hard words.
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When do you think the last execution by guillotine was?
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It was surprisingly recently? Y?
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Yeah, September nineteen seventy seven.
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Nineteen seventy seven. Yeah, man, do we know who was?
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Yeah?
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I do, but I'd never be able to pronounce it.
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Just the midnight, and I want to give a shout
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I here all right, Richie, appreciate you and yours. Listen
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Ye?
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Carl kindly said, I reckon?
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Mss Mingham's husband passed on what happened?
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Well?
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Last week when I was over arm fixing her front
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That's not good, mister Mangam is known for his appetite.
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Yes, So she mixed that cat food with that egg
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I bet he was prety upset.
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Is that how he died?
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He had a reputation for missing the toilet.
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Bowl, but he started going in the yard kicking the
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It's the polite thing to do.
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Find that campfood died.
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Mister Mingham always did have a handsome head of haire
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And shinier.
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Like a kitten.
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Yes, he really took to that new camp food died.
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But I don't understand, Carl. If he was doing.
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So good on the cat food, how did he die?
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He fell off back fence, broke his neck, killed him.
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Which channel to keep?
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A seventeen year old drove a stolen car to Savannah,
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Kick off our Monday thing. It's National Armed Forces Day
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Greetings, true believers. I'm big al Kaida and i am
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Thank you for calling the ad tog line for Infidels
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Matty.
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Sharp, you need to go talk some sense into this guy.
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The roofs Oh okay, Uh, let's roll.
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I think it's Antoine Levasier.
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Antoine Levasier, that sounds right. Well, we know that humans
can survive for up to fifteen seconds after this body
part has been removed?
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Is it ever referred to as the old fruit basket?
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No?
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Was that stuff the ladies man used to drink.
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On Saturday Night Live. Geez, John Lord made me by
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They hate a Richie out of Leicester, North Carolina. Good morning, Richie,
Good morning, John Boyn. Hi, Rechie, first time, Let's see
what you got. Thanks to the Grizzly Final experiment of
French scientists.
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What's his name again, Lavoisier Antoine Levasier.
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We know that humans can survive for up to fifteen
seconds after this body part is removed.
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I'm going to say, head, going with the head?
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All right, good work out, Reggie. Let's find out a
little bit about antone here.
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Look out, it's kind of grizzly.
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So despite his many discoveries, lavasi as elitist. Scientific ways
branded him as an enemy of the people during the
French Revolution. The judge at his trial said, the republic
needs neither scientists nor chemists. Probably said in the French
juckcon the course of justice cannot be delayed. So Levasier
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was to death by the guillotine. Ever the scientists. He
asked an associate to stand nearby during the execution.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Watch my eyes.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
After the blade comes down, he instructed, I will continue
blinking as long as I retain Consciousnessikes well, his friend.
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Did as he was told.
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The time elapsed between the drop of the blade and
Lavassier's last blink was fifteen seconds. There you go, Oh
my god, man, now is a cat. Also coined the
terms oxygen and hydrogen. He helped create the metric system.
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It was the first person to state the law of
conservation of mass, which says, although matter may change its
former shape, its mass always remains the same.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
And then the court said, well, we can't have a
guy like that around, so.
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Coined the phrase pardon my.
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Man, well, by the way, a happy ending.
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A year later, French rulers realized they acted a bit
overzealously and exonerated Lavosier posthumously.
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They just keep doing hard words.
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When do you think the last execution by guillotine was?
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It was surprisingly recently? Y?
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Yeah, September nineteen seventy seven.
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Nineteen seventy seven. Yeah, man, do we know who was?
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Yeah?
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I do, but I'd never be able to pronounce it.
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I here all right, Richie, appreciate you and yours. Listen
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Lave in good Lain when life with Carl.
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Rob Becker got that Roadway show? Yeah, me and me
and cavemen all I had everybody making the whole whole
professions out of the difference between men and women, all
them stupid.
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Books and lectures comedians.
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I guess it can be fun, But I tell you, Rob,
I listen to you now. I'm kind of with you
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Number two.
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Don't make us guess.
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Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.
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John Boy and Billy. A woman fixing a car that's
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How was your day?
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Carl kindly said, I reckon?
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What's wrong? Carl? Were they out of French fries at
the Lusty Cream?
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Mss Mingham's husband passed on what happened?
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Well?
Speaker 21 (29:06):
Last week when I was over arm fixing her front
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watching her stories all day and forgot to do the
grocery shopping. All she had in the house was a
big old can of cat food, an egg and a
lettuce leaf.
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That's not good, mister Mangam is known for his appetite.
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Yes, So she mixed that cat food with that egg
there and cooked it up, served it to him on
that there, let us leave.
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I bet he was prety upset.
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You'd plumb lose that bet. He loved it, said, he's
probably the best thing he ever et. So she went
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the night after and the night after that, spending that
to him for a solid week. He couldn't get enough.
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It's probably got something to do with the seasoning. Did
it make him sick?
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Is that how he died?
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Yes, missus magnuffess. What did he mean? She said, no,
she said he was a changed man. They had a
mouse problem in the house there, but in just a
couple of days he plumb caught them all.
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He had a reputation for missing the toilet.
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Bowl, but he started going in the yard kicking the
grass clippings over it when he was done.
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It's the polite thing to do.
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Find that campfood died.
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It even changed his hair.
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Mister Mingham always did have a handsome head of haire
like Andy on Maybarry.
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She said, after a week on that there ca'tfood died
and his hair was even sickier.
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And shinier.
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Like a kitten.
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Yes, he really took to that new camp food died.
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But I don't understand, Carl. If he was doing.
Speaker 22 (30:57):
So good on the cat food, how did he die?
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He fell off back fence, broke his neck, killed him.
What in the world was he doing up there trying
to lick his butt?
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Which channel to keep?
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The go box.
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People say, don't write it out phonetically.
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