July 8, 2024 • 36 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll look into a story involving panda porn.. - The Not Ready for Drive Time Players perform a playhouse with Woodrow Boudreaux and a problem mule.. - We’ll tick off a list of “geniuses” on the Darwin Awards list.. - We’ll debunk some persistent internet rumors regarding WW2.. - We get back in the kitchen with Robert D. Raiford.. - and we’ll finish up with some updates on “Lawn Chair Larry” with some actual audio recordings from his historic 1982 flight..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yo, morning, rednecks. This is your pompous of love.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I Turner enjoying the hell out of my retirement, drinking
malt liquors, eating yes, And when I get to Jones
in for a cracker to go with it, I tune
into John Boy and Billy on the Big Show. If
why I done lost my appetite for crackers?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Do with your microphone? There it is the slips.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Uh, this has been going on for a while. Uh
do we have a mighty working you know?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
For you know?
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Apparently not?
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Ah well, just out gone it. You run my big bubble.
It's gonna have a whole full work week here. And
so I was like, I can't work on this pressure
you were working.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I guess you're right. Everybody have a good Fourth of
Vacation holiday.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Oh yeah, nothing like the Fourth of Vacation.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I know what you mean, love the for of vacation.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Hey, the fourth of July is the redneck holiday. Everybody
knows that.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, y'all blow some stuff up.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
It's firework day.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Oh man, I got with Sterling down there at the beach.
He had he's got some cool dynamite. I can imagine.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Oh, for goodness, I can just see YouTube, like the
road Runner in the coyote.
Speaker 7 (01:52):
You know, if you think about it though, Sterling being
an ASCAR driving nothing but redneck with a lot of money. Right, well,
what's he going to buy the fourth of July? You
can't go eighty now, now you gotta go for dynamite?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I tell you what.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yes, hell on top you and Stern weren't using this
dynamite two.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Do a little illegal inland fishing. No, no, nothing like that.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
I get they got no more crank telephones for that.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Put donald number. Put your phone in the watch so
the fish get distracted. You're here the dynamite YouTube. Oh yeah,
oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
There's a couple of brain surgeons, rocket rocket surgeons, brain
signists moving on the brain.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Bright and yeah, okay, all right these feelings, here's my
brain truth.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Oh all right, yeah, yeah, get a little isn't that
the best feeling?
Speaker 8 (02:57):
Good?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Old straight? Yeah, you know, no, yes, it does me
still laying in the.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Bed, laying down at home doing it. It's a little
bit better.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
All right, you got me there.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
But here we are, and we'll give you legs up
and played as an outburst game in minutes.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Hango, good Monday morning, everybody.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
The big show is on a radio. Here we go
your first chanswer joining winners. This little thing called outbirds.
We give you the legs up site. What happened on
this date in history is where we get our categories.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
You kind of fank along with us. Just sit there,
have you think?
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Monday, July the eighth, It was on this date coca
cola inventor John Pemmerton would have been one hundred and
seventy one, and he would have been famous for something
else besides inventing coca cola. So Philly's zero John Pemmerton.
Where did John invent coca cola? Was that in Atlanta?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
In the over a fire in his backyard? And what
color did it used to be when it was originally done? Pink? Green?
Was green?
Speaker 5 (03:52):
In fact, they almost called it okra cola.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Okra cola.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Really, man, he comes up with coca cola sitting around
a fire in his backyard was the best thing we
ever come.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Up with out of a fire. Meanwhile, you're throwing dynamite
off the boats. Oh nobody catch it?
Speaker 9 (04:08):
There?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
What that now?
Speaker 9 (04:11):
You know?
Speaker 5 (04:11):
That's probably really how it was. It's kind of like
Spanky and Uncle George going through the refrigerator. I don't
know what this is.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Oh well, okay, oh man, all right, co cola this date, No,
he would have been Wonder's having won of the inventor
of Coca cola.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Right.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
It was on this date.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
In eighteen eighty one, Edward Berner of Two Rivers, Wisconsin
served the first ice cream Sunday.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Oh, I love him so bad. It's the pillars. He rose,
He rode here on the show.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
He offered his Sunday concoction only on Saturdays. Now, I'm
just going on Sundays. What he called him, but he
spelled Sunday s u n d ae.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Well.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
He used to use a little smiley face over his
eyes too.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
He could be on slupikuz. And it was on this date.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
In nineteen fifty eight, the soundtrack to Allklahoma Where the Sun.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Never Shines I Loved Him so much Broadway Musical.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Soundtrack to Oklahoma became the first album to be certified
as gold by the Recording Industry Association of America. The
awards signified that the album had brought in at least
one million dollars in sales at wholesale prices. The first
gold single was issued to Perry Como on March fourteenth,
nineteen fifty eight. Four Catch a Falling Star Pillers you
can do with Perry Como?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Had you have a falling star and put it in
your park? I haven't let it wor.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Yes, he sounds just like Big Show engineer Barry Hopson.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Put your hands around your mouth.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
So he sounds like the old radio ship in the disco.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
A gold single originally required the sale of at least
one million copies, but that requirement was cut in half
in nineteen eighty.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Nine, and a couple more Cuts and John Woe Billy
albums will qualify as gold.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
It's like splitting the stock bizarro world exactly. Oklahoma, what
is the what's the song from that play? Ohklahoma?
Speaker 10 (06:21):
Where the wind comes sweeping down the place where the
waving wheat.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
We sure look sweetening. I like it.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I Oh in the meddle, that's up a right golden
haze on the medal.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
The corner is as high as an elephant's.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
High, and it just keeps on growing right up to
the sky. Oh on a beautiful more, Oh on a beauty.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Can I buy some pot from you?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I'm doing them. That is so cool.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
A big old straight, redneck northern guy doing plays and
Broadway musicals.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Show tunes, wanting to get out in time to not
wanting to show up to the theater because wrestling's on
from six to eight.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
Now, why is it he talks about his sings, the
songs no other lions.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You're like, that is so cool to be get I
talked about it.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
You're like, because Pillars is like he's like a Saturday
Night last kit. He's Lyle the heterosexual musical comedy guy.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
It's not fair.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Anyway.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
There you go three days to answers where we're getting
our three categories. You want to play on out versu
DI one eight hundred, big show called nine.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
We'll do it with you.
Speaker 11 (07:41):
Next good money that makes Joe it's on the radio.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
And now both peg on the poor place. Okay one
put on the floor.
Speaker 9 (08:15):
Utburst. Let's play Outburst. It's the game anyone can down
around John Boys and Bully. He gave the prizes from
the Big Prize BA. Let's come man, just the number one.
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Outburst, have a very up and gust time.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
You love the gust time to the level, big shots.
I wanna make your time, Verst.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
I guess way got a kingsport can say we have
a Wreckord, we have shots wreck.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
What's happening with you this morning?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Wreck?
Speaker 12 (08:58):
I'm going to work Sam's Club.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Going to work at Sam's Club.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
All right, man, I.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Need about a five gallon jugger beans.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
You can't get anything smaller than the five gallons the
Sam's Club.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Man, y'all got big stuff.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
I have like fifty five gallon drums of mouthwatch who
uses this much mouthwash?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Well?
Speaker 12 (09:21):
Do you know some of us need it, some of
us don't.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
I get all right, well, Rick, well let's let's play
this out verse as you hear the legs up this morning? Yes,
all right, let's say if that helps you, Rick, give
me three kinds of Coca cola, ready.
Speaker 12 (09:43):
Go vanilla, coke, coke, caffeine free.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
All right, there you go. Rig Give me three ice
cream toppings, ready go.
Speaker 12 (09:53):
Chocolate better, Scott, Carmel.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
It's just rolling down Rick's isles. Give me three things
that are go old, ready to go?
Speaker 12 (10:02):
A ring in the rings, Nicholas, look at you, yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Knocking it out.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
We don't make that economic God, we got a record
a maid department, mighty apartment.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Mighty apartment. All right, Rick, when you did real good
having to.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Work, got enough diaper wipes for.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
You, congratulation.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I appreciate it, all right, Rick, we appreciate you.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Man.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
You hold on, Jack, you get your information? Okay, all
thank you. Oh, good morning, dollars.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
That's your old granny clumb you know the best way
to start your day.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I don't buy that crap. I want a balance breakfast.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Listening to John Boys Belly on the Big Show is
low in fact and high and fun.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
And who the hell can't get behind that old Patrick?
If time for my spongebas whoa h.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
M hm.
Speaker 9 (11:22):
Hm m.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
Good morning, A big show is on your radio. Well,
Tator passed this letter on to me. It was labeled
Tator's critter corner. Okay, but based passing this on, let
me share it.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
With you guys.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
All right there we are right there. Two Pandas at
the Zoo and Bangkok did it over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Every time.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I don't think Pandas is the news I know even
doing it.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
They have done it and they're having a baby.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Well no, but the story actually are doing it Yeah,
they're having little trouble.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I was right, Yeah, kind of. So they're having a
hard time doing it, right, it's gonna be something about
doing it. What is in these cans?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
No wonder they that many of them.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
You don't ever see them, you know, announcing they're opening
a restaurant right now. It's always something to do in
the bedroom.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Well yeah, I mean, well that's that's my point exactly.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
I mean, who needs.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
All this pressure whole world? These are pandas and Bangkok, Thailand.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I can't with the media looking at it. You think
the dog looking at you.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Yeah, you had eight camera.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Roots Banda's got the whole world looking at them. Yeah,
great together.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
Well, it says they're having a hard time getting busy
because the male panda.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Chiwang chiwang, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
They're usually chang bang or.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Sang or something like that.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Swan on the chang bang is what they're trying to do.
The people leave alone. Schwang shank, don't say anybody get.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
Swang shwang whatever is too fat to have sex.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Soup keepers say his female mate.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Uh uh.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Women, No, that's what she was saying.
Speaker 8 (13:25):
No fat.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Lynn Huey Lynn Hill something.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
One of them.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
She's no longer comfortable having relations.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
With with the fat plan.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
And it's not just the cameras. Apparently, this time fee
for four hour.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I'm hippy my panda left me for the exact same.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Because matter.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
What that means. All right, my animal corner story, I'm serious,
this is my job.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
The bunky bear is being put on a strict diet,
among other tactics to get the panda pandas to get
busy with it. The zoo is planning to show the
bears videos of other.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Pandas doing it. Panda por.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Unbelieva.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
Yeah, y'all make fun of us right next when animals plays,
check these buds out dirty movies with panda showing film.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Hey they're bears, leave them alone.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
Hey man, be pandama happy.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
We can use a little quiet time book.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Sorry, good on.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
It's a big shown already on that cornerway for the.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Hours, and that is time.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Boudreau
and the Mule. As our story opens, a livestock dealer
arrives at the Boudreaux farm in Thibodeau, Louisiana.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
How did how did how did that man? My name
Maccus LeBlanc. I'm the live start dealing from down the road.
Is your husband about?
Speaker 12 (16:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
He right over in the bond. Hold on, I'll go
get him. Thank you, codling, miss Cleo, the last old
man here to see you.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Uh make the house stand up over the back of
my neck, I guarantee you. Oh, good morning there, I'm
missing leblack.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
I did it?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
How did that? Mister Boudreaux. I need to spoke with
you about something. You come to bring me my mule
I bought, yes today.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Well that's what what I got to spoke to you about.
I'm afraid we got a little problem with that mule.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
What kind of little problem?
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Well, this morning I put that on mule in the
back of the trailer and brought him over here. That mule,
he get a little excited sometimes on the way over
he started kicking, kicking his foot on the tailgate of
the trailer. Well, fo mile down down the road, the
tailgate come open. The mule fell out on the road
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and got killed.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
What did he say?
Speaker 3 (17:03):
What did he say?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Allow me to reenterate? Well this this morning, I take
you what you got it? The mule is dead, is
what you're trying.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
To yes that you did it.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
He can be well, tell me something.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
At the livestock, man, How on the same hell am
I supposed to pull my ply out with the dead mule?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Why don't you put the old old lady to work?
Don't take well.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
I can give you your a hundred hundred dollars back.
I've done already, so I can't give it back to you.
I've done already.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Spend it.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
No, no, no, I need my hundred dollars back. I
cannot give it back to you. I already spend it.
You're not You're not You're not listening to me. I'm
keeping up with you that I can probably round you
up a new mule. But in my take tree or
two week trail. Two weeks, man, I can't wait til long.
I got plowing to do.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Well.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I don't know quite what to told you, sir.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Tell you what you unload that dead mule and lay
him over there beside the board.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
What you gonna did with a damn mule? You let
me worry about that woman?
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Yeah, yeah, Now, if you excuse me, mister leb blank,
I got.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Some work to do.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Two weeks later, in a small bar just outside town,
how the gus, let me have.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
A boot, a boot a pat blue ribbon. Well, now
if it ain't a drunk live stop man. Oh hey
that mister boot. Yeah, Gus, when you put that on
my tab, Huh, you're gonna bought me a man?
Speaker 9 (18:31):
Why?
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Sure? Why not?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Well, after what happened with that mule I sold you,
I didn't figure you had much use for me. Now
why would you take that shoot? That mule made me
almost five hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Say what.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Blin blink one hundred dollars? How you did that?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Well, after you left, I went over to the print
shop and had to make me up a bunch of raffle.
Ticket had a little drawing of a mule's head on him,
and up at the top it said, be b raffle,
win this mule ten dollars and I sold fifty of them.
That that is why you mean to talt me. You
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had a raffle and the prize was a dead mule.
That is exactly what I'm tolding you. And didn't nobody
get mad at you? Well, just a feller, that one,
but I gave him his money back.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
You think about that.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy, they playhouse.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I got fifty more mule back home? You got a
shot gun?
Speaker 6 (19:36):
You?
Speaker 5 (19:36):
Then again next time when we'll hear the krusty old
guy at the print shop say, hey, big man, let
me hold a dollar.
Speaker 10 (19:46):
You know I haven't made a movie in years. I
don't miss it. Hollywood is a toilet and they've run
out of paper. You want entertainment, do what I do.
Download the iHeart app and listen to John Boy and
Billy on the Big Show. Good morning, everybody, got a
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big show right here on the radio. I hope you
are doing.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
I ride this Monday. Julith the Eighth, Hey, listen to
this music. It must be time for something.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
I can't argue with you there.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Let's see if y'all heard these.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
Always look back at the past year for the Darwin Awards.
Now we have some honorable mentions. The chef at a
hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine, and,
after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his
insurance company. The company, expecting negligence, sent out one of
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its men to have a look for himself. He tried
the machine and also lost a finger. The chef's claim
was approved After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar,
a zimbabwe And bus driver found that the twenty mental
patients he was supposed to be transporting had escaped. Not
(21:38):
wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a
nearby bus stop and offered everybody waiting there a free ride.
He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling
the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone
to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for three days.
(22:01):
An American teenager was in a hospital recovering from serious
head wounds received.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
From an oncoming train.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
When I asked how he received the injuries, the lad
told police that he was simply trying to see how
close he could get his head to a moving train
before he was.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
Hit, and now he knows doubt brilliant.
Speaker 6 (22:20):
The man walked into a Louisiana circle k, put a
twenty dollar bill on the counter and asked for change.
When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled
a gun and asked for all the cash in the register,
which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash
from the clerk and fled, leaving the twenty dollars bill
on the counter. The total amount of cash he got
from the drawer fifteen dollars. Wow, seems an Arkansas guy
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wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that to just
throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grabbed
some booze and run. So he lifted the cinder block
heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder
block bounced back and hit the wood beat thief on
the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was
made of plexiglass. As a female shopper exited a New
(23:08):
York convenience store, a man grabbed the purse and ran.
The clerk called nine to one one immediately and the
woman was able to give them with a tail description
of the snatcher within minutes, and police apprehended the snatcher.
They put him in a car drove back to the store.
The thief was then taken out of the car and
told to stand there for a positive ID, to which
he replied, yes, officer, that's her, that's the lady.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I stole the person.
Speaker 6 (23:36):
And finally, when a man attempted to siphon gas from
a motor home parked on the Seattle Street by sucking
on a hose. He got much more than he bargained for.
Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick
man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage.
Police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to
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steal gasoline, but he plugged his sife hose into the
motor homes sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the
vehicle declined to press charges, saying that was the best
laugh you'd ever had.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
So there's some of what made it or last clumps
in it.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
Oh, alright, we'll see somebody does something stupid this year
and we'll let you know. Good morning, it's a big
show a radio John bobill Pill is Randy Jaggie, Micey
Myers Stater touch. Let's go on and jump in as
John boy. Question thing? Shall we for the aforementioned prize package?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
All right, here we go, y'all.
Speaker 6 (24:43):
A study published in the American Medical Journal comparing men
in women's sleep habits found that women are nearly twice
as likely to do this when they dream.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
What is Tom Cruise?
Speaker 6 (24:59):
Uh no, now we know of one eight under a
big show. As you told free line. We'll start calling nine,
we'll go to we get a winter. Let's do it
right now.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Your mot of the Big show is already moved around
the bottom of the hour and night.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
There's time.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Yes live across am I reckon.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
It's John.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Je Puddy.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
And your host, a real life nephew of his uncle Sam,
at least until the blood test comes back.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
He's John Moore. Say hey the Carmen out of Augusta.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
George.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
Good morning, Carmen, Good morning, all right, welcome baby.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
How you doing today?
Speaker 5 (26:08):
I'm just I'm going to work.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Good good, well, I gotta work, don't it, Carmen? Look
you being a woman.
Speaker 6 (26:16):
They study published in the American Medical Journal comparing many
women's sleep habits found that women are nearly twice as
likely to do this when they dream.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
What do you think, Carmen?
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Laugh?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Show us laugh.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
That's pretty cool. You mean like laughing your dreams, or
like laugh when you're laying there not knowing you're laughing.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Like that?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Okay, Oh, Carmen, a happy girl. Thanks for playing with us, baby.
Oh thank you, bye, yay bye bye. We got Gary
out of making Georgia.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
Now hello, Gary, good morning?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
You doing today?
Speaker 9 (26:57):
God?
Speaker 12 (26:57):
Just wonderful all my way to work.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Good, We're all wonderful this morning. It's a lovely day.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
Sirry you might not want to punctuate it with that.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
All right, Gary, what you got, buddy?
Speaker 8 (27:11):
I talk?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Let's see talk.
Speaker 5 (27:17):
Oh, I see cause they're women.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
When they're away. All right, Garrett, thanks for playing with us, buddy.
Bye bye Leae? Is that Lee lay Late? Lee lay
lay out of Lake City, Florida?
Speaker 13 (27:33):
Hello, Lee, Yeah this is Lee.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
Okay, Okay, let's.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Go with.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
Sleepwalk Okay, like walk when they twin show us walk,
I mean.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Bye Lee. Steve from Greensboro, North Carolina.
Speaker 6 (27:59):
Hello Steve, Good morning, John boyell you today, man, Man.
Speaker 8 (28:03):
I tell you what I'm doing fantastic, And I tell
you I had a good weekend and I owe it
to you. Guys. I took your advice on how to
fix those ribs. Ah wrap them in a cellophane, the tenfoil. Yeah,
I had some people over. They thought I was Emerald Legassi.
I'm telling you. I said that was the best rib that.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Makes some things fall off the bone doesn't.
Speaker 8 (28:22):
Man. It was just unreal.
Speaker 6 (28:23):
Bankers getting over because I said, like three fifty, you know,
wrapping cellophane, then in tenfoil, and do two hours at
three fifty in the oven.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
But spake, he said, do two and a half hour.
But uh, two hours works fine.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
But I said, hey, whose recipe is it? Said mine?
Speaker 8 (28:39):
Oh yeah, right, two hours was perfect?
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Good, good, glad it works.
Speaker 8 (28:44):
I'll tell you what though, when you said wrap them
in plastic, I told my son, I said, if this
is some kind of a joke, you know you originally
think that plastic for melton.
Speaker 6 (28:53):
Yeah, that's what everybody says, say I don't trust me, No,
don't trust him.
Speaker 8 (28:58):
You may when I'm thinking of viscuber message up a
bunch of ribs.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
But they were great, good, good, glad it worked out, Stave.
All right, let's say here.
Speaker 6 (29:06):
Oh yeah, women are twice as likely to do this
when they dream as men.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
What do you got, Steve, dream and color? Show us
dream and color.
Speaker 8 (29:20):
The way to start him? Mind you right there?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Hey, it's good man, good y'all. Remember I mean, can
you remember whether you're dreaming?
Speaker 8 (29:28):
No idea, I have no idea whether I normally don't
even remember what I'm dreaming about.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
Yeah, once in a while, I do. That's well, let's
all think about that. But Steve, congratulations to you.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Thanks my buddy. Hold on, Jackie, will get your information.
Speaker 13 (29:40):
Sounds good you part time receptionist, Babs Wrangler and still
a side sicks fill the krack in here telling you
that no matter which way you swing, there's something for
everyone right here on the Big Show with John Boy
and Billy.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
I mean, as long as your expectations aren't too hot,
and you don't mind that it's coded in grillin thought
to the mini Cooper.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Carry on straight people.
Speaker 14 (30:29):
Good morning to Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
This might be interesting to you guys.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation
announced the following results on corporate America's recreation preferences. All Right,
Number one, the sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated
people is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level
employees is bowling. The sport of choice for frontline workers
(31:06):
is football now, the sportive choice for supervisors is baseball
the five down. The sport of choice for middle management tennis,
and the sportive choice for corporate officers is golf. Now.
The conclusion to this two year long study, the higher
(31:27):
you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls
become something.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Just thought you might be interested.
Speaker 6 (31:56):
Good morning, The big show is on the radio, not
ten minutes away from the hour, and that is time
to ask God.
Speaker 9 (32:07):
Hey that woman yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
yo yo.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo, what's up?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Welcome to axe Hak the man for all the four
wine wine.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
You need for all y'all. What you call intro inspirational relationship?
Speaker 6 (32:27):
Did this?
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Did I.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Hear you talk about your new ind turned white boy?
Speaker 4 (32:34):
Patrick?
Speaker 3 (32:35):
What's up with that?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Doesn't that schooling slow you down? How can I get
into the program? Let me know when you have another
opening pre j'ahn, Zippy the other white boy, and Lemonzelo
and a Rogelo sound stupid?
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Did Zippy first off?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
With a name like Zippy, You're gonna be way down
the line for a prospectorator of intern right down there
behind Astro Nerd and it goes for the rent of
you signing and lowly paste their face play.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
On Warner Bros.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
I keep keep, I keep mental rating out of the
goodness of his heart. I just made a little agreement
with the State of New Jersey in lieu of in consternation,
I thought to himself, at last and last, I was
gonna get one over on the man. All I gotta
do is let this crazy little crack a hang with Ike,
(33:37):
and all those poking tickets just gonna disappear.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
I knew it was too good to be true.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Just call me Baron von Funkenstein, because I have created
a monster.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Let me preach on it. Now now, now, now, now,
now now.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
When I took white Boy Patrick, I thought I just
sailed through this gig with some shucking jive and lead
this young blood on until my obligation to the state
was over. Next thing, I know, he's got his due,
all Jerry Carl and he's strutting around and ice vented
s threads, looking fly and soaking himself down in my
(34:14):
private statche hikarate, what's up with that? He picked right
up on the lingoistics too. He's hulay and stagging and booty.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
And nearly as good as Ike.
Speaker 9 (34:27):
Now.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Now, last thing I.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Ain't or anybody else would have expected, is that white
Boy Patrick is a little honky soul sponge.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
He is done sucking up the hip us like a
Caucasian hoover. And when they come to.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Partaan, this little cracker is wearing ache out.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
He still can't dance a lick, but he gets out there.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Swaying that leg gy, rotating and smiling with that mouthful
of ivory, and all the lord the lenders fall all
over him. Him, not me. I tried to get some play.
I mean, ain't no sense in him doing everything, But no,
they only got their eyes for a white boy Patrick.
(35:11):
He's even got me fixed the vinus at last, it
looks like the platform shoe is on the other good foot.
Now I could kick him to the curve. I could,
I could, excepting for one extenuating circumstances. Patrick's got one
hot mama and his od that ain't too shabby neither
(35:38):
see see, I ain't thinks he can play this meturating
thing out until the future Missus Turner come.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
To her sense.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Because one's white boy Patrick is official line. That white
boy Patrick Turner things he gonna change his daddy. My
first act will be to put my foot right in
the cracky his hand is. If I can just get
him to hold steal for two seconds.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
This is eight peace out.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
If you would like to ask Kike mail two ask Hike,
John Boy Billy Pobox seven six six 'y three Charlotte,
North Carolina two eight two four to one.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Link Jack, you long to get to
Yo, morning, rednecks. This is your pompous of love.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I Turner enjoying the hell out of my retirement, drinking
malt liquors, eating yes, And when I get to Jones
in for a cracker to go with it, I tune
into John Boy and Billy on the Big Show. If
why I done lost my appetite for crackers?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Do with your microphone? There it is the slips.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Uh, this has been going on for a while. Uh
do we have a mighty working you know?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
For you know?
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Apparently not?
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Ah well, just out gone it. You run my big bubble.
It's gonna have a whole full work week here. And
so I was like, I can't work on this pressure
you were working.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I guess you're right. Everybody have a good Fourth of
Vacation holiday.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Oh yeah, nothing like the Fourth of Vacation.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I know what you mean, love the for of vacation.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Hey, the fourth of July is the redneck holiday. Everybody
knows that.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, y'all blow some stuff up.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
It's firework day.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Oh man, I got with Sterling down there at the beach.
He had he's got some cool dynamite. I can imagine.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Oh, for goodness, I can just see YouTube, like the
road Runner in the coyote.
Speaker 7 (01:52):
You know, if you think about it though, Sterling being
an ASCAR driving nothing but redneck with a lot of money. Right, well,
what's he going to buy the fourth of July? You
can't go eighty now, now you gotta go for dynamite?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I tell you what.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yes, hell on top you and Stern weren't using this
dynamite two.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Do a little illegal inland fishing. No, no, nothing like that.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
I get they got no more crank telephones for that.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Put donald number. Put your phone in the watch so
the fish get distracted. You're here the dynamite YouTube. Oh yeah,
oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
There's a couple of brain surgeons, rocket rocket surgeons, brain
signists moving on the brain.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Bright and yeah, okay, all right these feelings, here's my
brain truth.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Oh all right, yeah, yeah, get a little isn't that
the best feeling?
Speaker 8 (02:57):
Good?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Old straight? Yeah, you know, no, yes, it does me
still laying in the.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Bed, laying down at home doing it. It's a little
bit better.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
All right, you got me there.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
But here we are, and we'll give you legs up
and played as an outburst game in minutes.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Hango, good Monday morning, everybody.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
The big show is on a radio. Here we go
your first chanswer joining winners. This little thing called outbirds.
We give you the legs up site. What happened on
this date in history is where we get our categories.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
You kind of fank along with us. Just sit there,
have you think?
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Monday, July the eighth, It was on this date coca
cola inventor John Pemmerton would have been one hundred and
seventy one, and he would have been famous for something
else besides inventing coca cola. So Philly's zero John Pemmerton.
Where did John invent coca cola? Was that in Atlanta?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
In the over a fire in his backyard? And what
color did it used to be when it was originally done? Pink? Green?
Was green?
Speaker 5 (03:52):
In fact, they almost called it okra cola.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Okra cola.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Really, man, he comes up with coca cola sitting around
a fire in his backyard was the best thing we
ever come.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Up with out of a fire. Meanwhile, you're throwing dynamite
off the boats. Oh nobody catch it?
Speaker 9 (04:08):
There?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
What that now?
Speaker 9 (04:11):
You know?
Speaker 5 (04:11):
That's probably really how it was. It's kind of like
Spanky and Uncle George going through the refrigerator. I don't
know what this is.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Oh well, okay, oh man, all right, co cola this date, No,
he would have been Wonder's having won of the inventor
of Coca cola.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Right.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
It was on this date.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
In eighteen eighty one, Edward Berner of Two Rivers, Wisconsin
served the first ice cream Sunday.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Oh, I love him so bad. It's the pillars. He rose,
He rode here on the show.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
He offered his Sunday concoction only on Saturdays. Now, I'm
just going on Sundays. What he called him, but he
spelled Sunday s u n d ae.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Well.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
He used to use a little smiley face over his
eyes too.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
He could be on slupikuz. And it was on this date.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
In nineteen fifty eight, the soundtrack to Allklahoma Where the Sun.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Never Shines I Loved Him so much Broadway Musical.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Soundtrack to Oklahoma became the first album to be certified
as gold by the Recording Industry Association of America. The
awards signified that the album had brought in at least
one million dollars in sales at wholesale prices. The first
gold single was issued to Perry Como on March fourteenth,
nineteen fifty eight. Four Catch a Falling Star Pillers you
can do with Perry Como?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Had you have a falling star and put it in
your park? I haven't let it wor.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Yes, he sounds just like Big Show engineer Barry Hopson.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Put your hands around your mouth.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
So he sounds like the old radio ship in the disco.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
A gold single originally required the sale of at least
one million copies, but that requirement was cut in half
in nineteen eighty.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Nine, and a couple more Cuts and John Woe Billy
albums will qualify as gold.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
It's like splitting the stock bizarro world exactly. Oklahoma, what
is the what's the song from that play? Ohklahoma?
Speaker 10 (06:21):
Where the wind comes sweeping down the place where the
waving wheat.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
We sure look sweetening. I like it.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I Oh in the meddle, that's up a right golden
haze on the medal.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
The corner is as high as an elephant's.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
High, and it just keeps on growing right up to
the sky. Oh on a beautiful more, Oh on a beauty.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Can I buy some pot from you?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I'm doing them. That is so cool.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
A big old straight, redneck northern guy doing plays and
Broadway musicals.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Show tunes, wanting to get out in time to not
wanting to show up to the theater because wrestling's on
from six to eight.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
Now, why is it he talks about his sings, the
songs no other lions.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You're like, that is so cool to be get I
talked about it.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
You're like, because Pillars is like he's like a Saturday
Night last kit. He's Lyle the heterosexual musical comedy guy.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
It's not fair.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Anyway.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
There you go three days to answers where we're getting
our three categories. You want to play on out versu
DI one eight hundred, big show called nine.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
We'll do it with you.
Speaker 11 (07:41):
Next good money that makes Joe it's on the radio.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
And now both peg on the poor place. Okay one
put on the floor.
Speaker 9 (08:15):
Utburst. Let's play Outburst. It's the game anyone can down
around John Boys and Bully. He gave the prizes from
the Big Prize BA. Let's come man, just the number one.
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Outburst, have a very up and gust time.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
You love the gust time to the level, big shots.
I wanna make your time, Verst.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
I guess way got a kingsport can say we have
a Wreckord, we have shots wreck.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
What's happening with you this morning?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Wreck?
Speaker 12 (08:58):
I'm going to work Sam's Club.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Going to work at Sam's Club.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
All right, man, I.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Need about a five gallon jugger beans.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
You can't get anything smaller than the five gallons the
Sam's Club.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Man, y'all got big stuff.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
I have like fifty five gallon drums of mouthwatch who
uses this much mouthwash?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Well?
Speaker 12 (09:21):
Do you know some of us need it, some of
us don't.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
I get all right, well, Rick, well let's let's play
this out verse as you hear the legs up this morning? Yes,
all right, let's say if that helps you, Rick, give
me three kinds of Coca cola, ready.
Speaker 12 (09:43):
Go vanilla, coke, coke, caffeine free.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
All right, there you go. Rig Give me three ice
cream toppings, ready go.
Speaker 12 (09:53):
Chocolate better, Scott, Carmel.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
It's just rolling down Rick's isles. Give me three things
that are go old, ready to go?
Speaker 12 (10:02):
A ring in the rings, Nicholas, look at you, yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Knocking it out.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
We don't make that economic God, we got a record
a maid department, mighty apartment.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Mighty apartment. All right, Rick, when you did real good
having to.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Work, got enough diaper wipes for.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
You, congratulation.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I appreciate it, all right, Rick, we appreciate you.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Man.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
You hold on, Jack, you get your information? Okay, all
thank you. Oh, good morning, dollars.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
That's your old granny clumb you know the best way
to start your day.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I don't buy that crap. I want a balance breakfast.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Listening to John Boys Belly on the Big Show is
low in fact and high and fun.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
And who the hell can't get behind that old Patrick?
If time for my spongebas whoa h.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
M hm.
Speaker 9 (11:22):
Hm m.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
Good morning, A big show is on your radio. Well,
Tator passed this letter on to me. It was labeled
Tator's critter corner. Okay, but based passing this on, let
me share it.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
With you guys.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
All right there we are right there. Two Pandas at
the Zoo and Bangkok did it over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Every time.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I don't think Pandas is the news I know even
doing it.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
They have done it and they're having a baby.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Well no, but the story actually are doing it Yeah,
they're having little trouble.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I was right, Yeah, kind of. So they're having a
hard time doing it, right, it's gonna be something about
doing it. What is in these cans?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
No wonder they that many of them.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
You don't ever see them, you know, announcing they're opening
a restaurant right now. It's always something to do in
the bedroom.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Well yeah, I mean, well that's that's my point exactly.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
I mean, who needs.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
All this pressure whole world? These are pandas and Bangkok, Thailand.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I can't with the media looking at it. You think
the dog looking at you.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Yeah, you had eight camera.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Roots Banda's got the whole world looking at them. Yeah,
great together.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
Well, it says they're having a hard time getting busy
because the male panda.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Chiwang chiwang, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
They're usually chang bang or.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Sang or something like that.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Swan on the chang bang is what they're trying to do.
The people leave alone. Schwang shank, don't say anybody get.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
Swang shwang whatever is too fat to have sex.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Soup keepers say his female mate.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Uh uh.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Women, No, that's what she was saying.
Speaker 8 (13:25):
No fat.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Lynn Huey Lynn Hill something.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
One of them.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
She's no longer comfortable having relations.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
With with the fat plan.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
And it's not just the cameras. Apparently, this time fee
for four hour.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I'm hippy my panda left me for the exact same.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Because matter.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
What that means. All right, my animal corner story, I'm serious,
this is my job.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
The bunky bear is being put on a strict diet,
among other tactics to get the panda pandas to get
busy with it. The zoo is planning to show the
bears videos of other.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Pandas doing it. Panda por.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Unbelieva.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
Yeah, y'all make fun of us right next when animals plays,
check these buds out dirty movies with panda showing film.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Hey they're bears, leave them alone.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
Hey man, be pandama happy.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
We can use a little quiet time book.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Sorry, good on.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
It's a big shown already on that cornerway for the.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Hours, and that is time.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Boudreau
and the Mule. As our story opens, a livestock dealer
arrives at the Boudreaux farm in Thibodeau, Louisiana.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
How did how did how did that man? My name
Maccus LeBlanc. I'm the live start dealing from down the road.
Is your husband about?
Speaker 12 (16:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
He right over in the bond. Hold on, I'll go
get him. Thank you, codling, miss Cleo, the last old
man here to see you.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Uh make the house stand up over the back of
my neck, I guarantee you. Oh, good morning there, I'm
missing leblack.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
I did it?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
How did that? Mister Boudreaux. I need to spoke with
you about something. You come to bring me my mule
I bought, yes today.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Well that's what what I got to spoke to you about.
I'm afraid we got a little problem with that mule.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
What kind of little problem?
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Well, this morning I put that on mule in the
back of the trailer and brought him over here. That mule,
he get a little excited sometimes on the way over
he started kicking, kicking his foot on the tailgate of
the trailer. Well, fo mile down down the road, the
tailgate come open. The mule fell out on the road
(16:59):
and got killed.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
What did he say?
Speaker 3 (17:03):
What did he say?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Allow me to reenterate? Well this this morning, I take
you what you got it? The mule is dead, is
what you're trying.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
To yes that you did it.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
He can be well, tell me something.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
At the livestock, man, How on the same hell am
I supposed to pull my ply out with the dead mule?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Why don't you put the old old lady to work?
Don't take well.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
I can give you your a hundred hundred dollars back.
I've done already, so I can't give it back to you.
I've done already.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Spend it.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
No, no, no, I need my hundred dollars back. I
cannot give it back to you. I already spend it.
You're not You're not You're not listening to me. I'm
keeping up with you that I can probably round you
up a new mule. But in my take tree or
two week trail. Two weeks, man, I can't wait til long.
I got plowing to do.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Well.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I don't know quite what to told you, sir.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Tell you what you unload that dead mule and lay
him over there beside the board.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
What you gonna did with a damn mule? You let
me worry about that woman?
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Yeah, yeah, Now, if you excuse me, mister leb blank,
I got.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Some work to do.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Two weeks later, in a small bar just outside town,
how the gus, let me have.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
A boot, a boot a pat blue ribbon. Well, now
if it ain't a drunk live stop man. Oh hey
that mister boot. Yeah, Gus, when you put that on
my tab, Huh, you're gonna bought me a man?
Speaker 9 (18:31):
Why?
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Sure? Why not?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Well, after what happened with that mule I sold you,
I didn't figure you had much use for me. Now
why would you take that shoot? That mule made me
almost five hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Say what.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Blin blink one hundred dollars? How you did that?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Well, after you left, I went over to the print
shop and had to make me up a bunch of raffle.
Ticket had a little drawing of a mule's head on him,
and up at the top it said, be b raffle,
win this mule ten dollars and I sold fifty of them.
That that is why you mean to talt me. You
(19:11):
had a raffle and the prize was a dead mule.
That is exactly what I'm tolding you. And didn't nobody
get mad at you? Well, just a feller, that one,
but I gave him his money back.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
You think about that.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy, they playhouse.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I got fifty more mule back home? You got a
shot gun?
Speaker 6 (19:36):
You?
Speaker 5 (19:36):
Then again next time when we'll hear the krusty old
guy at the print shop say, hey, big man, let
me hold a dollar.
Speaker 10 (19:46):
You know I haven't made a movie in years. I
don't miss it. Hollywood is a toilet and they've run
out of paper. You want entertainment, do what I do.
Download the iHeart app and listen to John Boy and
Billy on the Big Show. Good morning, everybody, got a
(20:37):
big show right here on the radio. I hope you
are doing.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
I ride this Monday. Julith the Eighth, Hey, listen to
this music. It must be time for something.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
I can't argue with you there.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Let's see if y'all heard these.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
Always look back at the past year for the Darwin Awards.
Now we have some honorable mentions. The chef at a
hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine, and,
after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his
insurance company. The company, expecting negligence, sent out one of
(21:17):
its men to have a look for himself. He tried
the machine and also lost a finger. The chef's claim
was approved After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar,
a zimbabwe And bus driver found that the twenty mental
patients he was supposed to be transporting had escaped. Not
(21:38):
wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a
nearby bus stop and offered everybody waiting there a free ride.
He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling
the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone
to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for three days.
(22:01):
An American teenager was in a hospital recovering from serious
head wounds received.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
From an oncoming train.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
When I asked how he received the injuries, the lad
told police that he was simply trying to see how
close he could get his head to a moving train
before he was.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
Hit, and now he knows doubt brilliant.
Speaker 6 (22:20):
The man walked into a Louisiana circle k, put a
twenty dollar bill on the counter and asked for change.
When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled
a gun and asked for all the cash in the register,
which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash
from the clerk and fled, leaving the twenty dollars bill
on the counter. The total amount of cash he got
from the drawer fifteen dollars. Wow, seems an Arkansas guy
(22:45):
wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that to just
throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grabbed
some booze and run. So he lifted the cinder block
heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder
block bounced back and hit the wood beat thief on
the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was
made of plexiglass. As a female shopper exited a New
(23:08):
York convenience store, a man grabbed the purse and ran.
The clerk called nine to one one immediately and the
woman was able to give them with a tail description
of the snatcher within minutes, and police apprehended the snatcher.
They put him in a car drove back to the store.
The thief was then taken out of the car and
told to stand there for a positive ID, to which
he replied, yes, officer, that's her, that's the lady.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I stole the person.
Speaker 6 (23:36):
And finally, when a man attempted to siphon gas from
a motor home parked on the Seattle Street by sucking
on a hose. He got much more than he bargained for.
Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick
man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage.
Police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to
(23:57):
steal gasoline, but he plugged his sife hose into the
motor homes sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the
vehicle declined to press charges, saying that was the best
laugh you'd ever had.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
So there's some of what made it or last clumps
in it.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
Oh, alright, we'll see somebody does something stupid this year
and we'll let you know. Good morning, it's a big
show a radio John bobill Pill is Randy Jaggie, Micey
Myers Stater touch. Let's go on and jump in as
John boy. Question thing? Shall we for the aforementioned prize package?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
All right, here we go, y'all.
Speaker 6 (24:43):
A study published in the American Medical Journal comparing men
in women's sleep habits found that women are nearly twice
as likely to do this when they dream.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
What is Tom Cruise?
Speaker 6 (24:59):
Uh no, now we know of one eight under a
big show. As you told free line. We'll start calling nine,
we'll go to we get a winter. Let's do it
right now.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Your mot of the Big show is already moved around
the bottom of the hour and night.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
There's time.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Yes live across am I reckon.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
It's John.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Je Puddy.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
And your host, a real life nephew of his uncle Sam,
at least until the blood test comes back.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
He's John Moore. Say hey the Carmen out of Augusta.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
George.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
Good morning, Carmen, Good morning, all right, welcome baby.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
How you doing today?
Speaker 5 (26:08):
I'm just I'm going to work.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Good good, well, I gotta work, don't it, Carmen? Look
you being a woman.
Speaker 6 (26:16):
They study published in the American Medical Journal comparing many
women's sleep habits found that women are nearly twice as
likely to do this when they dream.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
What do you think, Carmen?
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Laugh?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Show us laugh.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
That's pretty cool. You mean like laughing your dreams, or
like laugh when you're laying there not knowing you're laughing.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Like that?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Okay, Oh, Carmen, a happy girl. Thanks for playing with us, baby.
Oh thank you, bye, yay bye bye. We got Gary
out of making Georgia.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
Now hello, Gary, good morning?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
You doing today?
Speaker 9 (26:57):
God?
Speaker 12 (26:57):
Just wonderful all my way to work.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Good, We're all wonderful this morning. It's a lovely day.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
Sirry you might not want to punctuate it with that.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
All right, Gary, what you got, buddy?
Speaker 8 (27:11):
I talk?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Let's see talk.
Speaker 5 (27:17):
Oh, I see cause they're women.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
When they're away. All right, Garrett, thanks for playing with us, buddy.
Bye bye Leae? Is that Lee lay Late? Lee lay
lay out of Lake City, Florida?
Speaker 13 (27:33):
Hello, Lee, Yeah this is Lee.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
Okay, Okay, let's.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Go with.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
Sleepwalk Okay, like walk when they twin show us walk,
I mean.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Bye Lee. Steve from Greensboro, North Carolina.
Speaker 6 (27:59):
Hello Steve, Good morning, John boyell you today, man, Man.
Speaker 8 (28:03):
I tell you what I'm doing fantastic, And I tell
you I had a good weekend and I owe it
to you. Guys. I took your advice on how to
fix those ribs. Ah wrap them in a cellophane, the tenfoil. Yeah,
I had some people over. They thought I was Emerald Legassi.
I'm telling you. I said that was the best rib that.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Makes some things fall off the bone doesn't.
Speaker 8 (28:22):
Man. It was just unreal.
Speaker 6 (28:23):
Bankers getting over because I said, like three fifty, you know,
wrapping cellophane, then in tenfoil, and do two hours at
three fifty in the oven.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
But spake, he said, do two and a half hour.
But uh, two hours works fine.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
But I said, hey, whose recipe is it? Said mine?
Speaker 8 (28:39):
Oh yeah, right, two hours was perfect?
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Good, good, glad it works.
Speaker 8 (28:44):
I'll tell you what though, when you said wrap them
in plastic, I told my son, I said, if this
is some kind of a joke, you know you originally
think that plastic for melton.
Speaker 6 (28:53):
Yeah, that's what everybody says, say I don't trust me, No,
don't trust him.
Speaker 8 (28:58):
You may when I'm thinking of viscuber message up a
bunch of ribs.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
But they were great, good, good, glad it worked out, Stave.
All right, let's say here.
Speaker 6 (29:06):
Oh yeah, women are twice as likely to do this
when they dream as men.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
What do you got, Steve, dream and color? Show us
dream and color.
Speaker 8 (29:20):
The way to start him? Mind you right there?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Hey, it's good man, good y'all. Remember I mean, can
you remember whether you're dreaming?
Speaker 8 (29:28):
No idea, I have no idea whether I normally don't
even remember what I'm dreaming about.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
Yeah, once in a while, I do. That's well, let's
all think about that. But Steve, congratulations to you.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Thanks my buddy. Hold on, Jackie, will get your information.
Speaker 13 (29:40):
Sounds good you part time receptionist, Babs Wrangler and still
a side sicks fill the krack in here telling you
that no matter which way you swing, there's something for
everyone right here on the Big Show with John Boy
and Billy.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
I mean, as long as your expectations aren't too hot,
and you don't mind that it's coded in grillin thought
to the mini Cooper.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Carry on straight people.
Speaker 14 (30:29):
Good morning to Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
This might be interesting to you guys.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation
announced the following results on corporate America's recreation preferences. All Right,
Number one, the sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated
people is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level
employees is bowling. The sport of choice for frontline workers
(31:06):
is football now, the sportive choice for supervisors is baseball
the five down. The sport of choice for middle management tennis,
and the sportive choice for corporate officers is golf. Now.
The conclusion to this two year long study, the higher
(31:27):
you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls
become something.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Just thought you might be interested.
Speaker 6 (31:56):
Good morning, The big show is on the radio, not
ten minutes away from the hour, and that is time
to ask God.
Speaker 9 (32:07):
Hey that woman yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
yo yo.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo, what's up?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Welcome to axe Hak the man for all the four
wine wine.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
You need for all y'all. What you call intro inspirational relationship?
Speaker 6 (32:27):
Did this?
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Did I.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Hear you talk about your new ind turned white boy?
Speaker 4 (32:34):
Patrick?
Speaker 3 (32:35):
What's up with that?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Doesn't that schooling slow you down? How can I get
into the program? Let me know when you have another
opening pre j'ahn, Zippy the other white boy, and Lemonzelo
and a Rogelo sound stupid?
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Did Zippy first off?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
With a name like Zippy, You're gonna be way down
the line for a prospectorator of intern right down there
behind Astro Nerd and it goes for the rent of
you signing and lowly paste their face play.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
On Warner Bros.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
I keep keep, I keep mental rating out of the
goodness of his heart. I just made a little agreement
with the State of New Jersey in lieu of in consternation,
I thought to himself, at last and last, I was
gonna get one over on the man. All I gotta
do is let this crazy little crack a hang with Ike,
(33:37):
and all those poking tickets just gonna disappear.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
I knew it was too good to be true.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Just call me Baron von Funkenstein, because I have created
a monster.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Let me preach on it. Now now, now, now, now,
now now.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
When I took white Boy Patrick, I thought I just
sailed through this gig with some shucking jive and lead
this young blood on until my obligation to the state
was over. Next thing, I know, he's got his due,
all Jerry Carl and he's strutting around and ice vented
s threads, looking fly and soaking himself down in my
(34:14):
private statche hikarate, what's up with that? He picked right
up on the lingoistics too. He's hulay and stagging and booty.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
And nearly as good as Ike.
Speaker 9 (34:27):
Now.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Now, last thing I.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Ain't or anybody else would have expected, is that white
Boy Patrick is a little honky soul sponge.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
He is done sucking up the hip us like a
Caucasian hoover. And when they come to.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Partaan, this little cracker is wearing ache out.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
He still can't dance a lick, but he gets out there.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Swaying that leg gy, rotating and smiling with that mouthful
of ivory, and all the lord the lenders fall all
over him. Him, not me. I tried to get some play.
I mean, ain't no sense in him doing everything, But no,
they only got their eyes for a white boy Patrick.
(35:11):
He's even got me fixed the vinus at last, it
looks like the platform shoe is on the other good foot.
Now I could kick him to the curve. I could,
I could, excepting for one extenuating circumstances. Patrick's got one
hot mama and his od that ain't too shabby neither
(35:38):
see see, I ain't thinks he can play this meturating
thing out until the future Missus Turner come.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
To her sense.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Because one's white boy Patrick is official line. That white
boy Patrick Turner things he gonna change his daddy. My
first act will be to put my foot right in
the cracky his hand is. If I can just get
him to hold steal for two seconds.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
This is eight peace out.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
If you would like to ask Kike mail two ask Hike,
John Boy Billy Pobox seven six six 'y three Charlotte,
North Carolina two eight two four to one.
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Link Jack, you long to get to
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