September 22, 2025 • 45 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’re celebrating a Married Man Monday - with the spotlight on Drinking Buddy.. - Ike Turner dips into the mailbag and addresses a listener’s questions about marriage.. - Hoyt & the JuniorNation Band have a musical message for all of the Karen’s out there.. - and the Mayor of Dismal Seepage gives us an update on their Annual Fall Guy Festival…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, and you got the big show on the radio.
More chances you to win coming up after your news,
weathering sports.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Oh you can have all them goody two shoes on
the radio talking about that damn Teith and having baby.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
There're nothing sexy than a hot young man talking trash
on the radio.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
I like all them opinionated time men.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
Rock them ball.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Sean handiy neil board. They're snow on the roof. They
had a fire in the party. It's getting hot in here.
I take off all my clothes. Who I feel so vulnerable?
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Ya can do?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Lettle get up and get out our Monday morning starting
things off well? No, starting things off right with a
big shone the radio. That was our executive producer.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Stupid.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Come on, man, we're on the same team. It's not
about us in here waking up on Monday morning. It
is a full week, wonderful work to do, laid out
there for prosperity or prosterity, whatever the correct pronunciation of
the word that I am looking for, all right, austerity,
(02:02):
not about us, all right.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Prosterity, prosterity.
Speaker 7 (02:08):
I think what you were having checked when I asked
the doctor if you'd ever been in.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Prison Prosperity comes from being prosperous. It does, and that's
the other ways besides just just money.
Speaker 8 (02:22):
Regular a man can have friends and a roof over
his head, and loved ones and wonderful co workers like
we've had over the last man, I guess we've been
together long, the most coworkers long, the most husbands and wife.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
It's a laurel and hardy handshake.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Wasn't working in dada? Oh right?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Did she actually put her hand out?
Speaker 5 (02:50):
It? All right? Hey, you know what we got besides that?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
A married Man Monday featuring drinking Buddy gotta be our
favorite character of Married Man's Crew. We will have the
beginning of drinking Buddies term on the team. Okay, yeah,
all right, all right, we're gonna get our first prize
(03:22):
back out and get some winning beginning. In the meantime, Hey,
we're awake, Big Show's on a radio.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I'm blowing out your.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Good morning, Big Shows on a radio. We'll look at
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Speaker 3 (04:07):
Only.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
What it was last week was up Just ate me
up man. Yeah that relieved.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Craves come us in handy, Get you something carried around
if you're out moving around outdoors.
Speaker 8 (04:17):
Okay, don't learn the hard way like Johnathan Noah trying
to lead once again.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Okay, let's see what we got, oh high. Three dates
in history where we got our categories. Very important for
our game of out birds. Think along with us. It
was nineteen fifty one September twenty second a Stockholm court
find a sailor for kissing his girlfriend and public them sailors.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
The court called the offense obnoxious behavior repulsive to public morals.
She must have been ugly, That's what I was thinking.
He must they might have been ugly. What ain't Jesus
wise had to be a girl. Ugly sailors? I'm sure
I know a few. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I've noticed a whole lot more ugly women than I have.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Well you're a guy, I guess, okay, and thank you.
And you're not gay? Right the person I've told him that,
so I'm talking you. Oh danger.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
All right, let's move up to nineteen eighty eight. In
a village in South Sumatra, two women believed to have
died and been buried by robbers crawled out of their
grave to report the crimes. Wow, all right, let's just
think about something you put in the ground.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Let's move on.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Nineteen ninety four, Friends premiered on NBC and became a
runaway here.
Speaker 9 (05:43):
I'll be there for you.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
There you go, think.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
About that and then we're good. One eight hundred Big
Show you told free line. We play out birds next.
(06:19):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. RONA
two Your Monday. Our feature track from the Big Show
bed Box the Mayor of Dismal Sea Basing Annual Fall
Guy Festival. All raight you word fall Guy when you
hear the bed Box at the Big Show.
Speaker 10 (06:36):
Dot com Upburst, Let's play Upburst. It's the game that
anyone can win. John Boy and Billy to give the
prizes from the big prize ber.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 10 (06:56):
This should really be a lot of fun. Win your outbos,
have the money up and gast. Time you let the guest,
time you level big shots.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Day Hey Daniel, more Head City, North we shot marnin Daniel,
good morning, good morning there you are welcome Barny House.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Everything in one of my favorite spots, Morehead City. This morning,
great weather, feeling good that?
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Oh boy, Well, let's get you out the door winter, Daniel.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
In five seconds, give us three things you cannot do
in public?
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Ready, go.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
Pee outside, be drunk in public or sleep on the sidewalk.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Bam, I know you got a boat right down there.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
All right, here we go, Daniel. Give us three things
you put in the ground.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Ready go.
Speaker 11 (08:00):
Plant dead people and trees.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
And for the win, three characters from Friends No ready go.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Joey Chandler and the best looking one.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Rachel So so yeah, you got the famous one who
still looks best all the girls Anniston.
Speaker 9 (08:28):
Oh yeah, Jennifer Yeah, Anderson, Courtney.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Cox Corney Cox has a dark head, and uh Rachel
is a blonde guitar player.
Speaker 9 (08:37):
No, that is Phoebe played by who is Lisa couro.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
There you go.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
Yes, it's the modern day Gilligan's Island.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Who would you pick?
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Well, I don't know who Rachel is.
Speaker 9 (08:48):
Rachel Jennifer Aniston. Yes, you were correct. Her hair is
kind of like what we called the business highlighted. And
Phoebe's the one that has a long blonde.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
You know you like it.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I just didn't know Adams on the show. How about that? Yes,
I like Cornel Cogs and Ace Vent.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
You're a pet detective.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
She was hot.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
I like the dolphin too random?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
All right, sorry, hey Daniel, back to you, buddy, good
work man.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
We're sending you the big old blue em you prize pack.
So grad Joe.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
All right, buddy, hang on with a jacket.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Why the money hoar? And time of your news?
Speaker 6 (09:31):
All right, Monday morning.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Need to catch up on the gossip over the weekend.
We can do that over the back Fence with Devid
dune Barr coming.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
It's a big shawl the radio, and here we go.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Let's go to Brushy Wood, Arkansas to visit with the
town gossip. It's time for over the back Fence with
Debbie Dunbar.
Speaker 9 (10:34):
Oh hey, Carlene, look at you dressed to the nines
and it ain't even ate yet still wearing them yoga pants, hunh,
most tails of your size wentn't there, but you look good, girl.
They're like a push up braw for your booty. Just
be careful you don't pass wind wearing those. It'll make
your knees looks well. Lord, at least you've got some
fashion sense. My family never inherited that particular trait. My
daddy used to wear two pair of pants to play
(10:54):
golf in case he got a hole in one. My
sister used to wear those jeans with guests written on
the back pocket doing that when some guy said, I
don't know three hundred pounds and forget my ex husband.
I bought him a real nice turtleneck one Christmas, and
he wouldn't wear it because he said it felt like
he was being strangled by a really weak guy, Lord, Heners,
the only one with that any lick of fashion sense
(11:15):
is my gay cousin Jesse. He ought a dress and
ice considering how much time he spent in the closet.
He never had that problem with Old Debbi Dunbar. Give
me my crocks, my skinny jeans, and my t shirt.
That says sorry for having great boobs and correct opinions.
Game Temu has everything, not the humble brag. But I'm
getting ready to go down to that sound studio by
the airport. Shut up, mom, I'm recording. You know my
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third cousin, leroy Larroyal, the one with the skinny arms,
flat button spells like the fair food. Well, he's recording
his new country album, French Kissing a German Girl at
an Italian wedding? Have you ever heard him play at
the VFW? I love him like Joe Biden, love sniffing kids.
Truth he told he got him a bunch of poopies.
That's like croopies, but they're so old they gotta wear diapers.
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He's got a lot of popular songs like I can't
feel my legs when I take a dump, My daughter's
got a muffin top alexis spelled Chlamydia Oak, and my favorite,
A Penny for Your Thoughts seems to mke price it.
He wasn't always a country singer back in the day.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
He was a hard rocker.
Speaker 9 (12:11):
Love Deaf Leopard, played Deaf Leopard at his wedding. Went
to see Deaf Leopard on his Honeymoon named his kid's
gunter Glebing, Glotting and Globing. He even had a deaf
Leopard tribute band called Heart of Here and Tiger.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
They were pretty good.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
I went to a.
Speaker 9 (12:25):
Concert in their tour bus one time. Not a fancy
one neither. The bathroom was just a hole on the floor.
I was doing my business. We hit a pothole and
I bounced down and I fort it like a dad
gum acorn. At least they stopped and picked me up.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
On the way back. Hill's bills and shotgun shells.
Speaker 9 (12:40):
Carl ain't look at the time. I got more to
tell you, but you never let me get a word
in edgewise. Aunt June Be and me, we're going to
the dollar dumpster to load up on off brand spam
and Mexican detergent. Double D and her Triple d's helped.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio and action.
Speaker 12 (13:24):
Hello friends, your old pal Bert Bird Here with another
nurple Purple edition of John Boy and Philly Playhouse. Today's episode,
This Burger is the Pits. As our story opens, Ricky B.
Sharp and his lovely wife Lucy are having lunch at
Burger Bob's in Dothan, Alabama.
Speaker 13 (13:44):
Oh, you're just said, tie Ricky, food just came out.
I'm starving.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
What back that hold on their sweet cheek?
Speaker 9 (13:50):
I already said, Grace, pass the ketchup.
Speaker 14 (13:52):
What I know?
Speaker 12 (13:54):
We are not eating anything until I have a word
with that dadgum waitress.
Speaker 13 (13:58):
Here we go again. Are you gonna make a seed
like you did when you found that todel in your
dadder pudding an Ax Scabby's country kitchen.
Speaker 12 (14:06):
No, And I was totally right by the way to
take my socks off and walk in that pudding.
Speaker 13 (14:12):
Yeah, your socks still smell like a pedia Colada.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
This was different.
Speaker 15 (14:16):
Uh huh.
Speaker 12 (14:17):
See I was walking on back to the pissar there,
and I saw something so terrible that it stopped me
cold the day.
Speaker 13 (14:23):
Lower the mirror in the hallway.
Speaker 12 (14:27):
Ah, another little olive in the old comedy gyro. No,
I could see in the kitchen and the cook there
was bawling up ground, meeting his bare hands and putting
it in his armpit and then squeezing it down to
make a patty and throwing it on the grind.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
So so so what church picker? I ordered the chicken
say it with well, there you go, there you go.
Speaker 12 (14:51):
That's my Lucy, always thinking of herself. Lucy, you will
never understand the sacred trust that exists between the and
the dine. As Dothan's most beloved fast food mascot, I
live by an oath, a creed, a solemn promise to
care for our customers like a member of the family.
Speaker 13 (15:13):
Oh, I guess you must have taken a break from
that oath when pets Runt got busted for using guinea
pig meat instead of sausa.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Uh huh, we are not talking about that.
Speaker 12 (15:25):
Let's get that that gum waitress over here, Hello, Hello,
here we go.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Miss I would like to have a word with you.
How is everything? What do you need?
Speaker 12 (15:36):
A high chair? If your dune's workshopping your material? There,
paula pound cake, I got a bowl to pick with
your cook. I saw with my own two eyes him
making burger patties in his dad gum armpit.
Speaker 16 (15:53):
And and and don't make me do it again, chair picker.
Speaker 12 (16:00):
That is unsanitary, not to mention unprofessional. Ah, that's method.
Speaker 16 (16:05):
You just see how he makes the donuts, son of her.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 13 (16:19):
Excuse me, excuse me?
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Could I get a dozen donuts to go? Thank you?
Speaker 12 (16:24):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the crusty old
run to Popula, Skinny pig wranglers say.
Speaker 7 (16:28):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio, and more
Big Show right.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Around the corner.
Speaker 17 (16:37):
I'm working with mister mill Cops over his outfit, and
I like to listen to John Boyd and Billy and
that they're Big Show. I like the way they talk.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
They're funny haha, not funny queer, that's what they say.
Speaker 17 (16:52):
Anyhow, I figured out why John boy has a hard
time getting darted the morning he ain't gotten the games.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Good morning, it's a big Shawn the radio.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
ENTI Fire Monday Morning song.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Robert Earl Kine Little Hell from Golden Voice to Jackie.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
That's done by Robert Earl Kane is band lying at
the studio.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing. Come on, Jackie
and get ready to say.
Speaker 11 (18:00):
Sometimes on my days are filled with ride.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
As I traveled and left.
Speaker 11 (18:09):
Some bad things ain't going mind way because there's always.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Someone swarming in my life.
Speaker 6 (18:21):
You keep swerving in my life.
Speaker 11 (18:25):
And it's causing lots of banger.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 6 (18:33):
I'm shooting you the flame.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
Keep switching on my bride lights. Just too dim to.
Speaker 18 (18:44):
When you're swerving all lives pie by, you're running someone off.
Speaker 14 (18:49):
The ride.
Speaker 11 (18:53):
The day Jove, why I thought I never never love another?
Speaker 5 (19:02):
How else could I feed?
Speaker 3 (19:08):
But nowing you run into.
Speaker 11 (19:10):
Me, I can't believe I could not see her. All
tank up, No one's at the waiting.
Speaker 18 (19:22):
You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of bags.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
I'm a cussing out your name.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 11 (19:37):
I keep switching on my bride lights. But you're just
too dimpty.
Speaker 18 (19:42):
Now when you're swerving all lights HOI way, you're running
someone off the road.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Come driving a big show, Good morning, got the big
shoon the radio coming up. We played John Boyd Jeopardy
for one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bull Snot
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the Big Show dot com. Hang on, you win you
some in minutes. Let's get our married man Monday going, my.
Speaker 10 (20:31):
Redman, my ridman drive surrounding our minivan.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
My pen has nosing life will let him.
Speaker 10 (20:39):
Do what the sheet says.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
It's up our timing Grove.
Speaker 10 (20:43):
Well, wherever there's a screwl you'll find them married.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
Nine Last time married mane and college Buddy thought they
were headed for the meeting of a superhero union, but
found they'd actually stumbled into a trap set by the
arch enemy devost mind.
Speaker 19 (21:00):
Well World, the monogamous moron and his idiot sidekick in
my clutches at.
Speaker 7 (21:07):
Last divorce Man, do you really find it necessary to
talk about us like that? He's a supervillain, you idiot,
College buddy, Do you really find it necessary to talk
about me like that?
Speaker 19 (21:18):
Pilot's you fools? Now, then, married Man, I'd like you
to meet my evil counterpart to your pathetic pal, College buddy.
Say hello to my somewhat tipsy henchman, the marinated malefactor
drinking buddy.
Speaker 7 (21:38):
There, Rupy George, great Caesar's goat. It's Ronnie Ladford, the
most notorious gozzler in city college history.
Speaker 19 (21:45):
That's right, and today he leaves only to do my bidding.
See relieve married man of his cell phone, my gin
soaked crony holly shakedown.
Speaker 20 (21:57):
Married man without your cell phone, You'll be like spoder
man without his webshooter, like green lantern without his power ring,
like Aquaman without his uh his uh fish finder.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
You're actually Aquaman doesn't use a fish finder. He summons
the denizens of the deep with his telepathic power.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Gentlemen, you're doing it again.
Speaker 7 (22:16):
Oh sorry, So what manner of evil plan are you hatching?
Speaker 6 (22:21):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Nothing much.
Speaker 19 (22:23):
I'm just going to hold you to right here until say, midnight.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Oh, by the time you get home, your wife.
Speaker 19 (22:31):
Will never speak to you again, which will mean the
end of your matrimonial marvels once and for all.
Speaker 7 (22:38):
You freened you wouldn't dare Just watch me.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
You're gonna keep us out till after bedtime on a
week night.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
That's your evil plans.
Speaker 19 (22:48):
Silence worm drinking buddy going to go over to Sporties
and watch the game. Keep our friends here until I
get back.
Speaker 6 (22:56):
You got it?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Big?
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Okay, married man? So what are we gonna do?
Speaker 7 (23:01):
Well? To tell you the truth, chum, I'm fresh out
of ideas. Hey, as long as we're just sitting around waiting,
anybody care for cocktail? Cocktail? Sure? Why not?
Speaker 21 (23:11):
What?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (23:12):
If the old ball and chain is gonna yell at
me anyway, I might as well enjoy myself while I
can here. I'll even be the bartender.
Speaker 14 (23:21):
I like you, big guy.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Let me have a jen and tonic. Easy on the.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Tonic, married man, what are you doing?
Speaker 7 (23:28):
I'm living a little college buddy. You heard the man.
We're stuck. That's no reason we have to be miserable too,
Are you crazy?
Speaker 3 (23:35):
You're already gonna be out till midnight?
Speaker 5 (23:38):
You go home with liquor on your breath. Honey Bunny's
gonna kick your bus.
Speaker 7 (23:42):
You let me worry about honey Bunny. I do what
I want, and if she doesn't like it, well she
can lump it going.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
Big guy, Hey, ain't you having one?
Speaker 5 (23:52):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (23:53):
Here you go ahead. I'll mix one up for myself
in just a minute. Suit yourself, pacitate through the gums,
Look out, belly, here she comes.
Speaker 6 (24:05):
You know I don't fit so hot, big.
Speaker 12 (24:07):
Guy, Holy frank party, He's out like a light.
Speaker 7 (24:13):
Of course, don't you remember Ronnie back in college, how
his left eye would start to twitch right before he
passed out. I could tell just by looking at him
he was one gulp away from dreamland. Come on, let's
get out of here.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Oops.
Speaker 7 (24:25):
Almost forget my phone. Hello, Oh hi, honey. Yeah, we're
on our way out the door right now. No, he
ran into an old enemy of mine.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
What.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
No, it wasn't the blonde bombshell. No, I haven't run
into her in years. I think she's retired. Actually, no,
it was divorced man. Yes him again. No, I don't
know what his problem is. Anyway, I'll be home shortly.
What's that well? Okay, do you want the regular or
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the super Maxis with the wings? Okay, no problem, bye,
hon Well, old chum, looks like we've got to make
a stop at the food King. You know that bar
the divorced man went to. It's just around the corner.
Shut up, college, buddy and Saul. Another evil dua is smashed,
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literally thanks to the quick thinking of your friendly neighborhood
married man. Tune and again next time, when we'll hear
drinking buddy, say, hey.
Speaker 14 (25:27):
Where's a by it figure? Figure?
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Hey, it's bigger place for a bar. Hey, if I
get drink here at just.
Speaker 7 (25:35):
Certain people, don't miss our next speak tightening Adventure, Same
married Time, Same married channel.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
The Love You'll Find the married mine.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Ah right well, love that drinking buddy. Another episode in
about an hour. Right now, let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Well,
let's jump right in here. According to Advertising Age magazine,
the Martin Salt Umbrella Girl is the oldest and most
recognizable female advertising character of the last one hundred years.
(26:10):
We are looking for number two.
Speaker 9 (26:13):
Who is pizza?
Speaker 5 (26:16):
That'd be nice. Yeah, he could be on a stamp.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
You know it's regular size alone.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
What y'all guy? What eight hundred big show you told?
Free line?
Speaker 14 (26:26):
We go?
Speaker 5 (26:26):
Do we get a winner?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
We play John Boy jepitede. Next, Good Morning, it's a
(26:55):
big Shaw on the radio Friday morning.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Here we are stop Friday Monday. Don't you remember we
started the day going you yeah, no, this is a
lot of me because you the first day of fall.
There you go right alright? Check out our feature track
fro the Big Show, Big Box. When you get a
(27:21):
chance at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Right down, let's play Yas live across America.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
It's shamboy, Jeff and no man who says yeah faults here.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
But pumpkin spice fans, you need to calm down. Pumpkin
spice spam, pumpkin spice.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Toilet paper and pumpkin spic s trojans.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
Really he's jumboy, Thank you, seamless.
Speaker 6 (27:52):
It's true.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Alrighty, let's see what we got here. We got cc
at a mobile Alabama. First, good morning.
Speaker 8 (28:00):
See see good morning, good morning.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
Oh sweetness, welcome in here. So well, let's see what
you got so.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
According to Advertising Age magazine, the Morton Salt Umbrella Girl
the oldest and most recognizable female advertising character of the
last one hundred years. Even though I don't think we
can see her face anyway, I'll look at some salt later.
We're looking ceece for number two.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
Who you think.
Speaker 13 (28:31):
It has to be that Cuoes little jerup gerber baby.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Oh, let's see, is it the girber baby?
Speaker 3 (28:42):
You kidding me?
Speaker 9 (28:42):
Man?
Speaker 5 (28:43):
No, gerber baby ain't even in the top five.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
Take a look at the question again.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Oh, averatising the umbrella girl women female? Oh well, how
do we know the gerber baby?
Speaker 5 (28:56):
God Bi louis the gerber baby a girl?
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
So all right, well we're taking something out of Randy
Stack and given to you.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
We hold him responsible. Sorry for misleading you.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
SEC.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
All right, well you hang on CC. I'm serious. This
is my job mate.
Speaker 14 (29:14):
All Right, it's okay, first time caller.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
I'll call back in Nay, I will.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
When people walk in your house and you go, welcome
to CC. No, when I smack, do it? Don't believe
I don't look like a peach. They say, we appreciate
your baby. Have a good day down mobile, Thank you,
have a great day.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Okay, let's go to Jonathan. He is in Amerie, Mississippi.
Good morning, Jonathan, you in mourning.
Speaker 14 (29:48):
There, come boy, hey buddy.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
All right, well we figured with CC.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
It is not the Gerber baby Martin Salt Girl Number
one female advertising?
Speaker 5 (29:59):
Who is No?
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Two?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Would it be the bet Betty Butter Crockett woman, Betty
Betty Butter Crockett woman there, Betty Crocker.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
Well let's see, yes, it is a.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Loader Cracker Cracker croker So Martin Salt Girl, nineteen fourteen,
Betty Crocker, nineteen twenty one. Miss Chaquita, that's not a
why one with a banana hat?
Speaker 15 (30:38):
Right?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Nineteen forty four Rosie the Riveter nineteen forty three.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
That's one of my favorites for the for World War Two.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
There and then Josephine the Plumber nineteen sixty three. Josephine
was amazed about comment. If you're thinking about that.
Speaker 6 (30:56):
Well, look at you.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Jonathan Big Old one hundred and twenty dollars were a
bull snot cleaning product headed down amory for you.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
All right, man, I sure appreciate it. You've got it, Jonathan.
You hang on for Jackie?
Speaker 17 (31:08):
All right, buddy?
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (31:17):
Why the many I wear on top.
Speaker 14 (31:18):
Of your news.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
On the other side, let's get us a time capsulet
mark were there?
Speaker 5 (31:23):
It is September twenty second.
Speaker 14 (31:25):
Hang on for a life.
Speaker 21 (31:55):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
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Listen out front.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
I love myself, I hate my body.
Speaker 15 (32:18):
I used to be spelt and now I'm moul blobby.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
I love to eat its sword of my hobby.
Speaker 19 (32:26):
If it's not tied down, it's going bye bye.
Speaker 12 (32:31):
I can eat anything else.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
When I think about food, I weigh myself.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Oh I canny anything else? Oh no, oh no, oh
hell just this one last doughnut. Oh hello, babs. Yes, unfortunately,
it's that bad. How bad? I'll tell you how bad.
Speaker 15 (32:54):
You know how I dry my hair in the morning,
I step on the scale, lean over, and the breeze
from the spinning die.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
I'll drive my hair. I'll tell you that right now.
I've tried a diet. Love what happened? I had to
go on two diets at once because I wasn't getting
enough to eat on one. Oh.
Speaker 15 (33:12):
I tried the lap band. The probably was that didn't
have enough material to go around my lap.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
What's that? Your friend Tiffany had good luck with the diet?
Speaker 6 (33:22):
Really?
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Do tell the garlic diet? What is that?
Speaker 15 (33:28):
You don't have to lose weight? You just looked thinner
from a distance?
Speaker 5 (33:31):
Ah?
Speaker 15 (33:33):
Will crafted you know better than to do me like
that when I'm hurting. I told the seventh fleet.
Speaker 12 (33:40):
Okay, go make your potty appointment. I'll stay here and
stare at the biscuits.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
There she goes, tippy toes. Where she stops is where.
Speaker 15 (33:50):
She goes, and she's gone, We're bab She thinks a
gastric bypasses a French detour.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
The big show felt speaking.
Speaker 15 (34:05):
I go to help you, Oh, Marcel, Oh, I'm so disappointed.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
I can't seem to lose a pound.
Speaker 15 (34:12):
I swear this John Boy is just not getting it done.
What oh I call my diet John Boy. Yeah, neither
one of them works. Oh, I just can't hide it anymore.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
I went to the men's store the other day.
Speaker 15 (34:28):
When I walked in, they directed me to the Billy
Gardell section. Who what's really embarrassing is the shirt I
bought was so big. The tags had made in the
USA and China and Algeria and Pakistan. You get the idea. Oh,
you're very nice. I'm not fooling anyone anymore. I used
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to deny it. I tell people I was still wearing
stuff I were in high school when I didn't tell
him that it was earrings and heels.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
It was awful.
Speaker 15 (35:00):
The other day at the airport, the TSA guys detained me,
saying they found two hundred pounds of crack in my pants.
At gay Bengo, they call me Battleship because it takes
three tugs to get me into a slip.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
And the bonus. I got a sunburn over the weekend.
All the kids in the neighborhood yelled, hey, Koli.
Speaker 15 (35:24):
I took the paper thoughts a booger branch ranch for
John Boy to sign. I dropped my pen and when
I bent over to pick it up, milk truck Money said, Lord,
it looks like two pigs fighting over a milk gun.
Not a confidence booster. Even my shrink isn't sympathetic. I
told him I'm uncomfortable in my body. He said, probably
because it's so crowded. It's a terrible doctor. He's the
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one that gave me the advice of standing naked in
front of the mirror before eating. FYI that it's frowned upon.
At the Golden Corral, Oh boy, there comes the bab's
lama Ding dong. I gotta go, and Marcel Dust.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Hello, my angel, ready to roll? What's that? Big bat?
Speaker 15 (36:11):
Girl down the hall had a diet tip that's interesting,
ironic but interesting.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
Let's hear it.
Speaker 15 (36:18):
Uh huh, she said, to lose weight, go to the
paint door. Wow, how is that supposed to work?
Speaker 6 (36:26):
Ah?
Speaker 15 (36:27):
Of course you can get thinner there the most obvious things.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
Oh my head. Give me a bcy and of goodies
to the mini coopers.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Carry out straight people.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Next week, I'm going on a diet.
Speaker 6 (36:44):
Good morning Radio. Done right, good morning.
Speaker 5 (37:19):
This will make Shawl the radio. All right, here we go.
Speaker 14 (37:26):
It's time to.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Yo yo yo yo yo, yo, yo, yo yo yo.
Speaker 6 (37:30):
What's up?
Speaker 12 (37:32):
This is ike with all the fall wild one you
need for all y'all.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
What you call intro stopping on relationship?
Speaker 12 (37:44):
Patrick, Pull up down boy, I got him on his
own in term brum Hilda. See ill weigh him a
bout two hundred pounds.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Pull it down. That is working. Dig this, dear, you
are the number one love guru.
Speaker 12 (38:08):
To many of us older lovers of fine women who
find ourselves either as a result of a late life
divorce or the death of a spouse more good news
as new, desirable and available male.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Well you that old new ain't the word I be using.
Speaker 12 (38:27):
With your fourteen marriages, we believe that you are, besides
being our leader, an experienced person we can rely upon
for good advice. Several of my widow friends and I
had a whole bunch of lucky boys out there, have
found very desirable women that we would like to marry.
(38:48):
We then run into the problem of a dreaded p word. No,
not pregnancy, but pre nuptial agreement. Who it is very
obvious to my friends. And now that you have learned
to work out these problems, So how do we keep
on getting all that loving without giving up our asset?
How can we keep our looting and keep getting our
(39:10):
share of booting? I, like him already said, eager to learn,
be a eager.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
The answer is simple, my brother, do what I do.
Speaker 14 (39:23):
Lie.
Speaker 12 (39:26):
Ain't no sense of telling her everything. Keep your business,
y'all business, It ain't none of her. You need to
live your life like a regular castro nova and still keep.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
That bag wrong home. Let me preach on it whatever
you do.
Speaker 12 (39:44):
Don't let them money grubbing hoochie start talking all that
marriage not saying the minute she started that witting yepping,
put a stop to that lip flapping. Remind her that
this is all about you, like I always say, this
is about ike, big eye.
Speaker 10 (40:02):
Know you.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
Why she want to complicate things with that ring?
Speaker 12 (40:10):
Well, I tell you why. She sees that fine crib
and that fine ride in that shiny bro Lexi's watching
She's thinking I could use some of that. Now you
looking at her, and you thinking the same thing. But
see the only thing you looking at is her. Listen
(40:31):
to me, my brother, the only guy she's really.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Interested in is Benjamin in her mind? She can meet
mister Johnson at any old place.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
Dig this.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
If you really want to see if she.
Speaker 12 (40:46):
Is interested in the bro and not the dough, show
up for your first day in one of the nasty
old joey bishop looking joggingsuits, looking like you ain't shaved
in a couple of days.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
Then suggest you all go.
Speaker 12 (41:02):
Dutch treat and if you really want to push your luck,
take the bus.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
If she go with the flow, grab that hole.
Speaker 12 (41:13):
If she says no, I told you so. So, don't
be emercerrating yourself into the hassles of tying yourself down
with one woman's You're one of them what you call
senile citizens. You need to make what little time you
got left count. You need to get out there and
play the field before the lord benches you prominently. You
(41:37):
never know when your next escapade might be your last.
But if you lucky enough to find that one special
of someone, that beam alive woman that makes your heart
sing everything but the blues, that beautiful rooted petuity with
a million dollar booty, and you decide to walk every
man's last mile down the weddingisle, you can bet she'll
(41:59):
want that pree mysupial agreement.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
I hope you come to your senses in time to
hold that little piece.
Speaker 12 (42:06):
Of paper over her, honey, and give it your size
twelve extra wide step and disapproval right on her assets.
Speaker 21 (42:15):
This is.
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Speaker 3 (42:28):
Ain't no sense and you don't everything.
Speaker 5 (42:32):
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Speaker 3 (42:35):
Hang on all right, listen to you mogs.
Speaker 4 (42:37):
It's time to button your apps.
Speaker 12 (42:39):
Say I'm trying to listen to these two clowns, John
Boy and Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
It's enormous.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
Hey, he's adorable.
Speaker 5 (43:19):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. En minutes.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Not a married Man on a married Man Monday feature
in Drinking Buddy, look at the game the nights Kansas
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They're oh and too. You remember we're talking about that.
I hope you for this Friday. How Taylor Swift and
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mellow man. I think love and football just don't go together,
Arren well Man, you can't sit the Chiefs fans feel
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about that.
Speaker 5 (44:30):
Blame it on Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
She's handy, She'll be all right, I think, yeah, hurt her.
Speaker 14 (44:39):
Well, we'll see what happens the night there.
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I want to tell you about my wonderful thing. There's
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Be safe with your firearm.
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Good morning, and you got the big show on the radio.
More chances you to win coming up after your news,
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
Oh you can have all them goody two shoes on
the radio talking about that damn Teith and having baby.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
There're nothing sexy than a hot young man talking trash
on the radio.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
I like all them opinionated time men.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
Rock them ball.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Sean handiy neil board. They're snow on the roof. They
had a fire in the party. It's getting hot in here.
I take off all my clothes. Who I feel so vulnerable?
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Ya can do?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Lettle get up and get out our Monday morning starting
things off well? No, starting things off right with a
big shone the radio. That was our executive producer.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Stupid.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Come on, man, we're on the same team. It's not
about us in here waking up on Monday morning. It
is a full week, wonderful work to do, laid out
there for prosperity or prosterity, whatever the correct pronunciation of
the word that I am looking for, all right, austerity,
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not about us, all right.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Prosterity, prosterity.
Speaker 7 (02:08):
I think what you were having checked when I asked
the doctor if you'd ever been in.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Prison Prosperity comes from being prosperous. It does, and that's
the other ways besides just just money.
Speaker 8 (02:22):
Regular a man can have friends and a roof over
his head, and loved ones and wonderful co workers like
we've had over the last man, I guess we've been
together long, the most coworkers long, the most husbands and wife.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
It's a laurel and hardy handshake.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Wasn't working in dada? Oh right?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Did she actually put her hand out?
Speaker 5 (02:50):
It? All right? Hey, you know what we got besides that?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
A married Man Monday featuring drinking Buddy gotta be our
favorite character of Married Man's Crew. We will have the
beginning of drinking Buddies term on the team. Okay, yeah,
all right, all right, we're gonna get our first prize
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back out and get some winning beginning. In the meantime, Hey,
we're awake, Big Show's on a radio.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I'm blowing out your.
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What it was last week was up Just ate me
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Craves come us in handy, Get you something carried around
if you're out moving around outdoors.
Speaker 8 (04:17):
Okay, don't learn the hard way like Johnathan Noah trying
to lead once again.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Okay, let's see what we got, oh high. Three dates
in history where we got our categories. Very important for
our game of out birds. Think along with us. It
was nineteen fifty one September twenty second a Stockholm court
find a sailor for kissing his girlfriend and public them sailors.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
The court called the offense obnoxious behavior repulsive to public morals.
She must have been ugly, That's what I was thinking.
He must they might have been ugly. What ain't Jesus
wise had to be a girl. Ugly sailors? I'm sure
I know a few. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I've noticed a whole lot more ugly women than I have.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Well you're a guy, I guess, okay, and thank you.
And you're not gay? Right the person I've told him that,
so I'm talking you. Oh danger.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
All right, let's move up to nineteen eighty eight. In
a village in South Sumatra, two women believed to have
died and been buried by robbers crawled out of their
grave to report the crimes. Wow, all right, let's just
think about something you put in the ground.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Let's move on.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Nineteen ninety four, Friends premiered on NBC and became a
runaway here.
Speaker 9 (05:43):
I'll be there for you.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
There you go, think.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
About that and then we're good. One eight hundred Big
Show you told free line. We play out birds next.
(06:19):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. RONA
two Your Monday. Our feature track from the Big Show
bed Box the Mayor of Dismal Sea Basing Annual Fall
Guy Festival. All raight you word fall Guy when you
hear the bed Box at the Big Show.
Speaker 10 (06:36):
Dot com Upburst, Let's play Upburst. It's the game that
anyone can win. John Boy and Billy to give the
prizes from the big prize ber.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Let's go contested number one.
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This should really be a lot of fun. Win your outbos,
have the money up and gast. Time you let the guest,
time you level big shots.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Day Hey Daniel, more Head City, North we shot marnin Daniel,
good morning, good morning there you are welcome Barny House.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Everything in one of my favorite spots, Morehead City. This morning,
great weather, feeling good that?
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Oh boy, Well, let's get you out the door winter, Daniel.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
In five seconds, give us three things you cannot do
in public?
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Ready, go.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
Pee outside, be drunk in public or sleep on the sidewalk.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Bam, I know you got a boat right down there.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
All right, here we go, Daniel. Give us three things
you put in the ground.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Ready go.
Speaker 11 (08:00):
Plant dead people and trees.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
And for the win, three characters from Friends No ready go.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Joey Chandler and the best looking one.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Rachel So so yeah, you got the famous one who
still looks best all the girls Anniston.
Speaker 9 (08:28):
Oh yeah, Jennifer Yeah, Anderson, Courtney.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Cox Corney Cox has a dark head, and uh Rachel
is a blonde guitar player.
Speaker 9 (08:37):
No, that is Phoebe played by who is Lisa couro.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
There you go.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
Yes, it's the modern day Gilligan's Island.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Who would you pick?
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Well, I don't know who Rachel is.
Speaker 9 (08:48):
Rachel Jennifer Aniston. Yes, you were correct. Her hair is
kind of like what we called the business highlighted. And
Phoebe's the one that has a long blonde.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
You know you like it.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I just didn't know Adams on the show. How about that? Yes,
I like Cornel Cogs and Ace Vent.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
You're a pet detective.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
She was hot.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
I like the dolphin too random?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
All right, sorry, hey Daniel, back to you, buddy, good
work man.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
We're sending you the big old blue em you prize pack.
So grad Joe.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
All right, buddy, hang on with a jacket.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Why the money hoar? And time of your news?
Speaker 6 (09:31):
All right, Monday morning.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Need to catch up on the gossip over the weekend.
We can do that over the back Fence with Devid
dune Barr coming.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
It's a big shawl the radio, and here we go.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Let's go to Brushy Wood, Arkansas to visit with the
town gossip. It's time for over the back Fence with
Debbie Dunbar.
Speaker 9 (10:34):
Oh hey, Carlene, look at you dressed to the nines
and it ain't even ate yet still wearing them yoga pants, hunh,
most tails of your size wentn't there, but you look good, girl.
They're like a push up braw for your booty. Just
be careful you don't pass wind wearing those. It'll make
your knees looks well. Lord, at least you've got some
fashion sense. My family never inherited that particular trait. My
daddy used to wear two pair of pants to play
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golf in case he got a hole in one. My
sister used to wear those jeans with guests written on
the back pocket doing that when some guy said, I
don't know three hundred pounds and forget my ex husband.
I bought him a real nice turtleneck one Christmas, and
he wouldn't wear it because he said it felt like
he was being strangled by a really weak guy, Lord, Heners,
the only one with that any lick of fashion sense
(11:15):
is my gay cousin Jesse. He ought a dress and
ice considering how much time he spent in the closet.
He never had that problem with Old Debbi Dunbar. Give
me my crocks, my skinny jeans, and my t shirt.
That says sorry for having great boobs and correct opinions.
Game Temu has everything, not the humble brag. But I'm
getting ready to go down to that sound studio by
the airport. Shut up, mom, I'm recording. You know my
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third cousin, leroy Larroyal, the one with the skinny arms,
flat button spells like the fair food. Well, he's recording
his new country album, French Kissing a German Girl at
an Italian wedding? Have you ever heard him play at
the VFW? I love him like Joe Biden, love sniffing kids.
Truth he told he got him a bunch of poopies.
That's like croopies, but they're so old they gotta wear diapers.
(11:56):
He's got a lot of popular songs like I can't
feel my legs when I take a dump, My daughter's
got a muffin top alexis spelled Chlamydia Oak, and my favorite,
A Penny for Your Thoughts seems to mke price it.
He wasn't always a country singer back in the day.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
He was a hard rocker.
Speaker 9 (12:11):
Love Deaf Leopard, played Deaf Leopard at his wedding. Went
to see Deaf Leopard on his Honeymoon named his kid's
gunter Glebing, Glotting and Globing. He even had a deaf
Leopard tribute band called Heart of Here and Tiger.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
They were pretty good.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
I went to a.
Speaker 9 (12:25):
Concert in their tour bus one time. Not a fancy
one neither. The bathroom was just a hole on the floor.
I was doing my business. We hit a pothole and
I bounced down and I fort it like a dad
gum acorn. At least they stopped and picked me up.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
On the way back. Hill's bills and shotgun shells.
Speaker 9 (12:40):
Carl ain't look at the time. I got more to
tell you, but you never let me get a word
in edgewise. Aunt June Be and me, we're going to
the dollar dumpster to load up on off brand spam
and Mexican detergent. Double D and her Triple d's helped.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio and action.
Speaker 12 (13:24):
Hello friends, your old pal Bert Bird Here with another
nurple Purple edition of John Boy and Philly Playhouse. Today's episode,
This Burger is the Pits. As our story opens, Ricky B.
Sharp and his lovely wife Lucy are having lunch at
Burger Bob's in Dothan, Alabama.
Speaker 13 (13:44):
Oh, you're just said, tie Ricky, food just came out.
I'm starving.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
What back that hold on their sweet cheek?
Speaker 9 (13:50):
I already said, Grace, pass the ketchup.
Speaker 14 (13:52):
What I know?
Speaker 12 (13:54):
We are not eating anything until I have a word
with that dadgum waitress.
Speaker 13 (13:58):
Here we go again. Are you gonna make a seed
like you did when you found that todel in your
dadder pudding an Ax Scabby's country kitchen.
Speaker 12 (14:06):
No, And I was totally right by the way to
take my socks off and walk in that pudding.
Speaker 13 (14:12):
Yeah, your socks still smell like a pedia Colada.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
This was different.
Speaker 15 (14:16):
Uh huh.
Speaker 12 (14:17):
See I was walking on back to the pissar there,
and I saw something so terrible that it stopped me
cold the day.
Speaker 13 (14:23):
Lower the mirror in the hallway.
Speaker 12 (14:27):
Ah, another little olive in the old comedy gyro. No,
I could see in the kitchen and the cook there
was bawling up ground, meeting his bare hands and putting
it in his armpit and then squeezing it down to
make a patty and throwing it on the grind.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
So so so what church picker? I ordered the chicken
say it with well, there you go, there you go.
Speaker 12 (14:51):
That's my Lucy, always thinking of herself. Lucy, you will
never understand the sacred trust that exists between the and
the dine. As Dothan's most beloved fast food mascot, I
live by an oath, a creed, a solemn promise to
care for our customers like a member of the family.
Speaker 13 (15:13):
Oh, I guess you must have taken a break from
that oath when pets Runt got busted for using guinea
pig meat instead of sausa.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Uh huh, we are not talking about that.
Speaker 12 (15:25):
Let's get that that gum waitress over here, Hello, Hello,
here we go.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Miss I would like to have a word with you.
How is everything? What do you need?
Speaker 12 (15:36):
A high chair? If your dune's workshopping your material? There,
paula pound cake, I got a bowl to pick with
your cook. I saw with my own two eyes him
making burger patties in his dad gum armpit.
Speaker 16 (15:53):
And and and don't make me do it again, chair picker.
Speaker 12 (16:00):
That is unsanitary, not to mention unprofessional. Ah, that's method.
Speaker 16 (16:05):
You just see how he makes the donuts, son of her.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 13 (16:19):
Excuse me, excuse me?
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Could I get a dozen donuts to go? Thank you?
Speaker 12 (16:24):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the crusty old
run to Popula, Skinny pig wranglers say.
Speaker 7 (16:28):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio, and more
Big Show right.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Around the corner.
Speaker 17 (16:37):
I'm working with mister mill Cops over his outfit, and
I like to listen to John Boyd and Billy and
that they're Big Show. I like the way they talk.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
They're funny haha, not funny queer, that's what they say.
Speaker 17 (16:52):
Anyhow, I figured out why John boy has a hard
time getting darted the morning he ain't gotten the games.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Good morning, it's a big Shawn the radio.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
ENTI Fire Monday Morning song.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Robert Earl Kine Little Hell from Golden Voice to Jackie.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
That's done by Robert Earl Kane is band lying at
the studio.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing. Come on, Jackie
and get ready to say.
Speaker 11 (18:00):
Sometimes on my days are filled with ride.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
As I traveled and left.
Speaker 11 (18:09):
Some bad things ain't going mind way because there's always.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Someone swarming in my life.
Speaker 6 (18:21):
You keep swerving in my life.
Speaker 11 (18:25):
And it's causing lots of banger.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 6 (18:33):
I'm shooting you the flame.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
Keep switching on my bride lights. Just too dim to.
Speaker 18 (18:44):
When you're swerving all lives pie by, you're running someone off.
Speaker 14 (18:49):
The ride.
Speaker 11 (18:53):
The day Jove, why I thought I never never love another?
Speaker 5 (19:02):
How else could I feed?
Speaker 3 (19:08):
But nowing you run into.
Speaker 11 (19:10):
Me, I can't believe I could not see her. All
tank up, No one's at the waiting.
Speaker 18 (19:22):
You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of bags.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
I'm a cussing out your name.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 11 (19:37):
I keep switching on my bride lights. But you're just
too dimpty.
Speaker 18 (19:42):
Now when you're swerving all lights HOI way, you're running
someone off the road.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
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some in minutes. Let's get our married man Monday going, my.
Speaker 10 (20:31):
Redman, my ridman drive surrounding our minivan.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
My pen has nosing life will let him.
Speaker 10 (20:39):
Do what the sheet says.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
It's up our timing Grove.
Speaker 10 (20:43):
Well, wherever there's a screwl you'll find them married.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
Nine Last time married mane and college Buddy thought they
were headed for the meeting of a superhero union, but
found they'd actually stumbled into a trap set by the
arch enemy devost mind.
Speaker 19 (21:00):
Well World, the monogamous moron and his idiot sidekick in
my clutches at.
Speaker 7 (21:07):
Last divorce Man, do you really find it necessary to
talk about us like that? He's a supervillain, you idiot,
College buddy, Do you really find it necessary to talk
about me like that?
Speaker 19 (21:18):
Pilot's you fools? Now, then, married Man, I'd like you
to meet my evil counterpart to your pathetic pal, College buddy.
Say hello to my somewhat tipsy henchman, the marinated malefactor
drinking buddy.
Speaker 7 (21:38):
There, Rupy George, great Caesar's goat. It's Ronnie Ladford, the
most notorious gozzler in city college history.
Speaker 19 (21:45):
That's right, and today he leaves only to do my bidding.
See relieve married man of his cell phone, my gin
soaked crony holly shakedown.
Speaker 20 (21:57):
Married man without your cell phone, You'll be like spoder
man without his webshooter, like green lantern without his power ring,
like Aquaman without his uh his uh fish finder.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
You're actually Aquaman doesn't use a fish finder. He summons
the denizens of the deep with his telepathic power.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Gentlemen, you're doing it again.
Speaker 7 (22:16):
Oh sorry, So what manner of evil plan are you hatching?
Speaker 6 (22:21):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Nothing much.
Speaker 19 (22:23):
I'm just going to hold you to right here until say, midnight.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Oh, by the time you get home, your wife.
Speaker 19 (22:31):
Will never speak to you again, which will mean the
end of your matrimonial marvels once and for all.
Speaker 7 (22:38):
You freened you wouldn't dare Just watch me.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
You're gonna keep us out till after bedtime on a
week night.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
That's your evil plans.
Speaker 19 (22:48):
Silence worm drinking buddy going to go over to Sporties
and watch the game. Keep our friends here until I
get back.
Speaker 6 (22:56):
You got it?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Big?
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Okay, married man? So what are we gonna do?
Speaker 7 (23:01):
Well? To tell you the truth, chum, I'm fresh out
of ideas. Hey, as long as we're just sitting around waiting,
anybody care for cocktail? Cocktail? Sure? Why not?
Speaker 21 (23:11):
What?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (23:12):
If the old ball and chain is gonna yell at
me anyway, I might as well enjoy myself while I
can here. I'll even be the bartender.
Speaker 14 (23:21):
I like you, big guy.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Let me have a jen and tonic. Easy on the.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Tonic, married man, what are you doing?
Speaker 7 (23:28):
I'm living a little college buddy. You heard the man.
We're stuck. That's no reason we have to be miserable too,
Are you crazy?
Speaker 3 (23:35):
You're already gonna be out till midnight?
Speaker 5 (23:38):
You go home with liquor on your breath. Honey Bunny's
gonna kick your bus.
Speaker 7 (23:42):
You let me worry about honey Bunny. I do what
I want, and if she doesn't like it, well she
can lump it going.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
Big guy, Hey, ain't you having one?
Speaker 5 (23:52):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (23:53):
Here you go ahead. I'll mix one up for myself
in just a minute. Suit yourself, pacitate through the gums,
Look out, belly, here she comes.
Speaker 6 (24:05):
You know I don't fit so hot, big.
Speaker 12 (24:07):
Guy, Holy frank party, He's out like a light.
Speaker 7 (24:13):
Of course, don't you remember Ronnie back in college, how
his left eye would start to twitch right before he
passed out. I could tell just by looking at him
he was one gulp away from dreamland. Come on, let's
get out of here.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Oops.
Speaker 7 (24:25):
Almost forget my phone. Hello, Oh hi, honey. Yeah, we're
on our way out the door right now. No, he
ran into an old enemy of mine.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
What.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
No, it wasn't the blonde bombshell. No, I haven't run
into her in years. I think she's retired. Actually, no,
it was divorced man. Yes him again. No, I don't
know what his problem is. Anyway, I'll be home shortly.
What's that well? Okay, do you want the regular or
(24:56):
the super Maxis with the wings? Okay, no problem, bye,
hon Well, old chum, looks like we've got to make
a stop at the food King. You know that bar
the divorced man went to. It's just around the corner.
Shut up, college, buddy and Saul. Another evil dua is smashed,
(25:17):
literally thanks to the quick thinking of your friendly neighborhood
married man. Tune and again next time, when we'll hear
drinking buddy, say, hey.
Speaker 14 (25:27):
Where's a by it figure? Figure?
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Hey, it's bigger place for a bar. Hey, if I
get drink here at just.
Speaker 7 (25:35):
Certain people, don't miss our next speak tightening Adventure, Same
married Time, Same married channel.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
The Love You'll Find the married mine.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Ah right well, love that drinking buddy. Another episode in
about an hour. Right now, let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Well,
let's jump right in here. According to Advertising Age magazine,
the Martin Salt Umbrella Girl is the oldest and most
recognizable female advertising character of the last one hundred years.
(26:10):
We are looking for number two.
Speaker 9 (26:13):
Who is pizza?
Speaker 5 (26:16):
That'd be nice. Yeah, he could be on a stamp.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
You know it's regular size alone.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
What y'all guy? What eight hundred big show you told?
Free line?
Speaker 14 (26:26):
We go?
Speaker 5 (26:26):
Do we get a winner?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
We play John Boy jepitede. Next, Good Morning, it's a
(26:55):
big Shaw on the radio Friday morning.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Here we are stop Friday Monday. Don't you remember we
started the day going you yeah, no, this is a
lot of me because you the first day of fall.
There you go right alright? Check out our feature track
fro the Big Show, Big Box. When you get a
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chance at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Right down, let's play Yas live across America.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
It's shamboy, Jeff and no man who says yeah faults here.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
But pumpkin spice fans, you need to calm down. Pumpkin
spice spam, pumpkin spice.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Toilet paper and pumpkin spic s trojans.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
Really he's jumboy, Thank you, seamless.
Speaker 6 (27:52):
It's true.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Alrighty, let's see what we got here. We got cc
at a mobile Alabama. First, good morning.
Speaker 8 (28:00):
See see good morning, good morning.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
Oh sweetness, welcome in here. So well, let's see what
you got so.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
According to Advertising Age magazine, the Morton Salt Umbrella Girl
the oldest and most recognizable female advertising character of the
last one hundred years. Even though I don't think we
can see her face anyway, I'll look at some salt later.
We're looking ceece for number two.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
Who you think.
Speaker 13 (28:31):
It has to be that Cuoes little jerup gerber baby.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Oh, let's see, is it the girber baby?
Speaker 3 (28:42):
You kidding me?
Speaker 9 (28:42):
Man?
Speaker 5 (28:43):
No, gerber baby ain't even in the top five.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
Take a look at the question again.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Oh, averatising the umbrella girl women female? Oh well, how
do we know the gerber baby?
Speaker 5 (28:56):
God Bi louis the gerber baby a girl?
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
So all right, well we're taking something out of Randy
Stack and given to you.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
We hold him responsible. Sorry for misleading you.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
SEC.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
All right, well you hang on CC. I'm serious. This
is my job mate.
Speaker 14 (29:14):
All Right, it's okay, first time caller.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
I'll call back in Nay, I will.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
When people walk in your house and you go, welcome
to CC. No, when I smack, do it? Don't believe
I don't look like a peach. They say, we appreciate
your baby. Have a good day down mobile, Thank you,
have a great day.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Okay, let's go to Jonathan. He is in Amerie, Mississippi.
Good morning, Jonathan, you in mourning.
Speaker 14 (29:48):
There, come boy, hey buddy.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
All right, well we figured with CC.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
It is not the Gerber baby Martin Salt Girl Number
one female advertising?
Speaker 5 (29:59):
Who is No?
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Two?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Would it be the bet Betty Butter Crockett woman, Betty
Betty Butter Crockett woman there, Betty Crocker.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
Well let's see, yes, it is a.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Loader Cracker Cracker croker So Martin Salt Girl, nineteen fourteen,
Betty Crocker, nineteen twenty one. Miss Chaquita, that's not a
why one with a banana hat?
Speaker 15 (30:38):
Right?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Nineteen forty four Rosie the Riveter nineteen forty three.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
That's one of my favorites for the for World War Two.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
There and then Josephine the Plumber nineteen sixty three. Josephine
was amazed about comment. If you're thinking about that.
Speaker 6 (30:56):
Well, look at you.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Jonathan Big Old one hundred and twenty dollars were a
bull snot cleaning product headed down amory for you.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
All right, man, I sure appreciate it. You've got it, Jonathan.
You hang on for Jackie?
Speaker 17 (31:08):
All right, buddy?
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (31:17):
Why the many I wear on top.
Speaker 14 (31:18):
Of your news.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
On the other side, let's get us a time capsulet
mark were there?
Speaker 5 (31:23):
It is September twenty second.
Speaker 14 (31:25):
Hang on for a life.
Speaker 21 (31:55):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
Listen out front.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
I love myself, I hate my body.
Speaker 15 (32:18):
I used to be spelt and now I'm moul blobby.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
I love to eat its sword of my hobby.
Speaker 19 (32:26):
If it's not tied down, it's going bye bye.
Speaker 12 (32:31):
I can eat anything else.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
When I think about food, I weigh myself.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Oh I canny anything else? Oh no, oh no, oh
hell just this one last doughnut. Oh hello, babs. Yes, unfortunately,
it's that bad. How bad? I'll tell you how bad.
Speaker 15 (32:54):
You know how I dry my hair in the morning,
I step on the scale, lean over, and the breeze
from the spinning die.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
I'll drive my hair. I'll tell you that right now.
I've tried a diet. Love what happened? I had to
go on two diets at once because I wasn't getting
enough to eat on one. Oh.
Speaker 15 (33:12):
I tried the lap band. The probably was that didn't
have enough material to go around my lap.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
What's that? Your friend Tiffany had good luck with the diet?
Speaker 6 (33:22):
Really?
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Do tell the garlic diet? What is that?
Speaker 15 (33:28):
You don't have to lose weight? You just looked thinner
from a distance?
Speaker 5 (33:31):
Ah?
Speaker 15 (33:33):
Will crafted you know better than to do me like
that when I'm hurting. I told the seventh fleet.
Speaker 12 (33:40):
Okay, go make your potty appointment. I'll stay here and
stare at the biscuits.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
There she goes, tippy toes. Where she stops is where.
Speaker 15 (33:50):
She goes, and she's gone, We're bab She thinks a
gastric bypasses a French detour.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
The big show felt speaking.
Speaker 15 (34:05):
I go to help you, Oh, Marcel, Oh, I'm so disappointed.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
I can't seem to lose a pound.
Speaker 15 (34:12):
I swear this John Boy is just not getting it done.
What oh I call my diet John Boy. Yeah, neither
one of them works. Oh, I just can't hide it anymore.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
I went to the men's store the other day.
Speaker 15 (34:28):
When I walked in, they directed me to the Billy
Gardell section. Who what's really embarrassing is the shirt I
bought was so big. The tags had made in the
USA and China and Algeria and Pakistan. You get the idea. Oh,
you're very nice. I'm not fooling anyone anymore. I used
(34:48):
to deny it. I tell people I was still wearing
stuff I were in high school when I didn't tell
him that it was earrings and heels.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
It was awful.
Speaker 15 (35:00):
The other day at the airport, the TSA guys detained me,
saying they found two hundred pounds of crack in my pants.
At gay Bengo, they call me Battleship because it takes
three tugs to get me into a slip.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
And the bonus. I got a sunburn over the weekend.
All the kids in the neighborhood yelled, hey, Koli.
Speaker 15 (35:24):
I took the paper thoughts a booger branch ranch for
John Boy to sign. I dropped my pen and when
I bent over to pick it up, milk truck Money said, Lord,
it looks like two pigs fighting over a milk gun.
Not a confidence booster. Even my shrink isn't sympathetic. I
told him I'm uncomfortable in my body. He said, probably
because it's so crowded. It's a terrible doctor. He's the
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one that gave me the advice of standing naked in
front of the mirror before eating. FYI that it's frowned upon.
At the Golden Corral, Oh boy, there comes the bab's
lama Ding dong. I gotta go, and Marcel Dust.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Hello, my angel, ready to roll? What's that? Big bat?
Speaker 15 (36:11):
Girl down the hall had a diet tip that's interesting,
ironic but interesting.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
Let's hear it.
Speaker 15 (36:18):
Uh huh, she said, to lose weight, go to the
paint door. Wow, how is that supposed to work?
Speaker 6 (36:26):
Ah?
Speaker 15 (36:27):
Of course you can get thinner there the most obvious things.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
Oh my head. Give me a bcy and of goodies
to the mini coopers.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Carry out straight people.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Next week, I'm going on a diet.
Speaker 6 (36:44):
Good morning Radio. Done right, good morning.
Speaker 5 (37:19):
This will make Shawl the radio. All right, here we go.
Speaker 14 (37:26):
It's time to.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Yo yo yo yo yo, yo, yo, yo yo yo.
Speaker 6 (37:30):
What's up?
Speaker 12 (37:32):
This is ike with all the fall wild one you
need for all y'all.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
What you call intro stopping on relationship?
Speaker 12 (37:44):
Patrick, Pull up down boy, I got him on his
own in term brum Hilda. See ill weigh him a
bout two hundred pounds.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Pull it down. That is working. Dig this, dear, you
are the number one love guru.
Speaker 12 (38:08):
To many of us older lovers of fine women who
find ourselves either as a result of a late life
divorce or the death of a spouse more good news
as new, desirable and available male.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Well you that old new ain't the word I be using.
Speaker 12 (38:27):
With your fourteen marriages, we believe that you are, besides
being our leader, an experienced person we can rely upon
for good advice. Several of my widow friends and I
had a whole bunch of lucky boys out there, have
found very desirable women that we would like to marry.
(38:48):
We then run into the problem of a dreaded p word. No,
not pregnancy, but pre nuptial agreement. Who it is very
obvious to my friends. And now that you have learned
to work out these problems, So how do we keep
on getting all that loving without giving up our asset?
How can we keep our looting and keep getting our
(39:10):
share of booting? I, like him already said, eager to learn,
be a eager.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
The answer is simple, my brother, do what I do.
Speaker 14 (39:23):
Lie.
Speaker 12 (39:26):
Ain't no sense of telling her everything. Keep your business,
y'all business, It ain't none of her. You need to
live your life like a regular castro nova and still keep.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
That bag wrong home. Let me preach on it whatever
you do.
Speaker 12 (39:44):
Don't let them money grubbing hoochie start talking all that
marriage not saying the minute she started that witting yepping,
put a stop to that lip flapping. Remind her that
this is all about you, like I always say, this
is about ike, big eye.
Speaker 10 (40:02):
Know you.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
Why she want to complicate things with that ring?
Speaker 12 (40:10):
Well, I tell you why. She sees that fine crib
and that fine ride in that shiny bro Lexi's watching
She's thinking I could use some of that. Now you
looking at her, and you thinking the same thing. But
see the only thing you looking at is her. Listen
(40:31):
to me, my brother, the only guy she's really.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Interested in is Benjamin in her mind? She can meet
mister Johnson at any old place.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
Dig this.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
If you really want to see if she.
Speaker 12 (40:46):
Is interested in the bro and not the dough, show
up for your first day in one of the nasty
old joey bishop looking joggingsuits, looking like you ain't shaved
in a couple of days.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
Then suggest you all go.
Speaker 12 (41:02):
Dutch treat and if you really want to push your luck,
take the bus.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
If she go with the flow, grab that hole.
Speaker 12 (41:13):
If she says no, I told you so. So, don't
be emercerrating yourself into the hassles of tying yourself down
with one woman's You're one of them what you call
senile citizens. You need to make what little time you
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