May 26, 2025 • 39 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast is an Encore Edition of our show that originally aired on May 11, 2020. - Today, all of America is observing its National Memorial Day. - A day to honor and mourn the brave men and women who have died while serving in the U.S. military. May their courage continue to inspire us to live with purpose and gratitude.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hi, Big Show fans.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Now that The Big Show's podcast has reached its pinnacle
of success, well over.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
One point six million downloads.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
The suits at corporate said, we have to do this
on holidays too, So yay. I put together an encore
edition of the John Boy and Billy Late Risers podcast
for you. This show originally aired on May eleventh, twenty twenty.
I hope you enjoy it, and if you don't, please
don't tell corporate. And you could probably keep that whole
(00:34):
encore thing to yourself as well.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Thanks. Good morning, John Bowmiller gang with you here.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
On Monday, we got our first prize back of the week,
a hey Bo Outdoors prize back. Let's get you ready
for it. Three days in history, here we go. May eleventh,
nineteen twenty one. In a prohibition prosecution in New York,
a judge's notes revealed that saloon owner William Manning and
as bartender John Riley were arrested for keeping a bottle
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behind the bar. The police reports stated that the bottle
contained a reddish liquid with a whiskey smell. The bottle
was seized as evidence. Well, the judge said, let's see it.
The lieutenant said, we all tasted it so would have
a good case. There's none left. Oh the case was dismissed.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Wow, drinking the evidence all right.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Move up to nineteen forty nine, the Polaroid camera went
on sale for the first time in New York City.
First Polaroid produced a picture in sixty seconds, sold for
eighty nine dollars seventy five cents. A packet of film,
which took only eight pictures, cost a buck seventy five
and customers were limited to six packets per month until
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production could be increased.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
And that is in the early days when you had
to peel it and you had to rub the stuff
on it so it wouldn't disappear. Yeah, yeah, Oh, there's
a little stick of lick, this liquid stuff and you
had to basically paint the front of the pictures that wouldn' dis.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Yeah, boy, Polaroid, that's a company that just dropped the
ball on themselves.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Didn't what apped to color Polaroid cameras were available in
nineteen sixty three when they first came out.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Well, they tried to continue the business model the same
as digital cameras were coming along, and they didn't do anything.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Still, the digital knocked them out I think they have
a thing now. It looks like the old polaroid.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah, the instant cameras from the seventies and eighties.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
But it's like a digital camera.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, but it's still prints.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
But it can still actually print a photo. Like remember
how the pictures used to come out of the front
of the camera. It actually does that.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah. Yeah, let's move up to twenty twelve.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
American sports car designer Carol Shelby died at the age
of eighty nine in Dallas, Texas. Shelby was known first
for being a race car driver who won many races
in the fifties. In the sixties, Shelby worked with four
to create a high performance mustag.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
That is the guy that Matt Damon played in Ford
Versus Ferrari.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yep, that's a movie.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I've I've got a walk watch it. Yeah, all right,
make a note of that for me, Tayler Fords. All right,
well there's our three cap to watch that suggested one
eight hundred big shows you told free Line across America.
We'll play out birds next. Good Monday morning, there's a
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big show on the radio in our video the day
the perfect mystery box for Booger Branch.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I like this man box, can't wait to say what's
in it? It's exciting.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
That's right there at the Big Show dot com. And
right now, see if we get our weeks where the
winning beginning is Upberst.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Let's play uppers.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
John Boy and Billy to give your prizes from the
big prize being.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Let's go we contested number one.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
This should really be a lot of fun.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
When you're playing uppers. Have a hurry up and.
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Guest time you love the best time.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
You love a big shots.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Let's say head of Austin from Nieces, South Carolina.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
We have a shot.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Good morning, Austin, Hey man, how you doing, Hey well,
good welcome.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
All right, Austin, ready to get this, hey bo outdoors
prize pack headed down.
Speaker 8 (04:59):
Tell you you know I loved you. I know I
got you on speakerphone, So don't say anything.
Speaker 9 (05:04):
Conservative right, Thanks God, hate for anybody to hear my
voice this morning.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
All right, So we're on the radio.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Okay, all right, here we go category number one and
five seconds.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
We need three liquors ready to go.
Speaker 9 (05:26):
Oh we got all right, that's my leroy, all right now,
we need three ways, I'm sorry, three ways to take
a picture?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Ready go, cell phone, a camcorders.
Speaker 10 (05:48):
I pulled the.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Net work God Austin for to win three sports cars.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Ready go.
Speaker 9 (05:59):
If you like it, my mostage for back in a Lamborghini.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, that's awesome winning. I've worked out Austin. You hang on,
Jack can get your info.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
We'll get you. Haybo packed down to you.
Speaker 10 (06:14):
Hey, man, I appreciate it.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
Hey, you mind if I do a public service announcement?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Well, yeah, I give a PSA. There also what you got?
Speaker 8 (06:21):
Hey, if there's any chance that you got shown by
a weird hornet back in January, you probably already had
the murder hornet.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Say what they doing there? Yes, we're loving the material.
Good work. Hang on bottom of the iron time at
the top of your news.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
At twenty minutes in the playhouse, Greggy be Sharks got
a zoom meeting. Hey, good Monday morning, Big shows on
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the radio, the Mother's Day yesterday.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
We're celebrating moms all through the morning.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
A stressed out mother chose to go to prison for
three months rather than pay a parking fine so she
could get a break.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
From her family.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
A jail break Maria Brunner was shocked to find that
a fifty dollars ticket that escalate the twenty five hundred
fines reckon and it was panic about finding the money.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
We're going to jail.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
But soon the thirty eight year old realize that a
predicament could be the perfect way to get away from
her demanding.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Three children and her lazy husband.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Man, as long as I get good food in a
hot shower every day, I don't mind being sent to jail.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
It means I show y'all.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
I'm going to the joint.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
It means I can finally be myself.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I can finally get some rests and relaxation without having
to cook, washing clean for everybody.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Jackie quick, Jackie's out there taking notes.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Wait a minute and slow down.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Jack's gonna move her car to the handicapace out there.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
She's gonna start slowing the work her way up.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
All right, our police buddies come on by. We're gonna
start piling them up. Are Jackie right?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
However, Maria's holiday may not last long, as her unemployed
husband is desperately trying to pay off them fine to
get her out of jail.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
I can't find the remote I gotta get her ound
of there.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Oh lazy rascal, finally get up and do something. Raise
twenty five hundred dollars here, I love you so much.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Laundry's falling up.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
Come on.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Good Morning to make sure it's on the radio by
twenty minutes to get back to celebrating Mom's The day
after Mother's name, Cadbury's mom visits right now auction, Welcome
to John Boy and excuse me, Billy Billy layout.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Today's episode the interview.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
As our story opens, Ricky B.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Sharp is doing a virtual interview at Pizza Runt.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
Hello, Hello, I'm gonna hate this zoom crap? Can you
hear me?
Speaker 11 (10:28):
Now?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I hear you can't?
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Can't I hear you?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 6 (10:31):
You're wall to wall and tree top tall?
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Excuse me?
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Sorry?
Speaker 12 (10:36):
I had a flashback to my CEBE radio day. Oh hey,
is the video frozen? Your end too?
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Yes? Do I have as dumble look on my face
as you do on yours? I'm not sure how to
answer that good answer? So, uh, what's your name?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Julie Bendixon?
Speaker 6 (10:55):
How did Julie? My name is Ricky B. Sharp?
Speaker 12 (10:58):
Assistant Operations Matt for Runt upped Popopulis Restaurants, LLC. But
you probably recognized me as Dothan's most beloved food and
beverage mascot.
Speaker 13 (11:10):
Wait, oh, like, are you mister peanut?
Speaker 6 (11:13):
No, I'm the dead gum pizza hunt.
Speaker 12 (11:18):
Anyways, we're looking for somebody to hand out the curbside
to go orders. Our regular gal is taking care of
her sick mamma and Hattiesburg, Mississippi.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
She's laid up with the COVID fourteen.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Don't you mean COVID nineteen.
Speaker 12 (11:29):
No, this is COVID fourteen. Mississippi gets everything about five
years later than we do.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
See. Uh, that's what us folks in the entertainment. And
this called a joke.
Speaker 12 (11:43):
And now that the ice is broken, let's get that
interview started.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Okay, So how much does.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
This job pay? Well? A bottom line gal?
Speaker 12 (11:52):
Are you?
Speaker 6 (11:53):
I kind of like that? Now, let me ask you this,
how much are you looking to make?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Well?
Speaker 13 (11:57):
Fifteen dollars an hour is generally considered a basic living
wage nowadays, Is that right?
Speaker 6 (12:03):
Yes, sir? I assume the delivery person keeps what eighty
percent of the tips you do? Huh?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
You haven't paid leave and a health plan.
Speaker 12 (12:11):
Julie, let's just cut right to the cheese. Ellie, I'm
offering seventeen dollars an hour and two weeks paid vacation.
You'll get five days a sick leave a year and
a full employer paid health plan with dental and vision coverage.
Oh and we have a generous stock option program for
all employees after one year.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Wow, I mean that is this?
Speaker 10 (12:31):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (12:32):
Are you jerking my chain? Yep, but you started it.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 12 (12:45):
But there is a light pole up front if you
want to make a few extra dollars.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
June in again.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Next time we'll hear the crusty old zoom tech support.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Guy say, I paid, big man. Let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
Yeah, I take this bucket off my head.
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Good morning. The big shows on the radio.
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Have a dip pointed in the microsfot man, I know
what I'm doing?
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What come on? Bloody hell?
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Hello, This is Ozzie Osbourne and I hate bubbles, but
I love John Boy and Billy and the whole.
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Gang at the big show. Who are we talking about?
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Rock and roll?
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M Good morning, that's a big showing the radio for you.
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Monday May eleven. Then having a birthday today, Happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
You can't have a birthday party.
Speaker 16 (14:14):
You've been buying more ten table at one.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Hey, Jackie boy, Cam Newton is thirty one years old today.
About that. You're gonna miss his outfits down here.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Maybe he'll get picked up quarterback fourteen here in the
NFL gets back to business.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Maybe you can start wearing them anymore. I'll be like,
way too much trouble.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Yeah, yeah, alright. Let's see Martha Quinn remember her former
MTV vjys.
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She's sixty one years old today.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
And she sits on the porch and goes turn that down.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Nation of Islam leader Lewis Farakhn is eighty seven years old.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
He also sits his horses turn that down for different reasons.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
But yeah, the big guys behind him to turn it
down for him, I guess.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
And I remember Eric Burdon and war Eric Burden seventy.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Nine years old today, good and old. Yeah, they are.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Just them just then, it's like they're not even trying
to stay up.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Mainly, Happy bird day to you. Good morning. Big shows
on the radio. Coming up.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
We played John Boyd Jeopardy You can win fifty dollars
to spend on an American Express gift card, to Cordials,
to your bow Jangles. It's bow time this morning to
day after mother's days, celebrating moms all morning long, back
when Cadbury's mom paid a is it hey stupid?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Where's your made?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Hey spiky? They're just pulling up in a limo now.
I can't believe Cadbury's mom came here all the way
from England.
Speaker 11 (16:09):
England, and we got the foreigners in this country already.
Why don't you just bring your whole damn family over.
Friend of mine's a dentist.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
He can use the word nothing at all of mister
personality here to come.
Speaker 7 (16:21):
Holy pete.
Speaker 11 (16:22):
They looked like a couple of bowling pins. They plan
on setting down. I better pushing chairs together.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Heare, we are mother? This he's the Yellow Rose. Oh
how great oohing billiards? And look at all the TVs?
Speaker 6 (16:38):
How American?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Hello, Oh mother Cadbury.
Speaker 17 (16:42):
This is my good friend and employer moster boy Hey,
Mama Cadbury.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
You call me John Boyd and you may call me Victoria.
Oh Nigel. He doesn't look like a dog at all.
He's adorable. I can't help it. I'm just a dollar
slip of the tongue, Sir. I'd be mad if I
knew what it meant.
Speaker 17 (17:02):
Yes, and this is Spanky, he's the owner of this
fine establishment.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
How's it going there, Margaret? That you got your green cart?
Speaker 9 (17:11):
What?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Never mind him, Victoria, he just kidding.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
He's won him quirky Southern stereotypes you heard about you
just make yourself at home.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Well, let me freshen up a bit.
Speaker 13 (17:22):
It's been a long journey.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
I'll just be a visit to the lou if you
don't mind.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
I don't mind.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
What is it?
Speaker 17 (17:28):
The lows, the water closet, the restroom, Sir, it's right
over there.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Mother, thank you, Nigel. Won't it be a moment?
Speaker 6 (17:35):
Hurry back?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Miss you already?
Speaker 3 (17:38):
You?
Speaker 7 (17:39):
Hey, you find a guy in there. It's just Yogi.
Wake him up and tell him to judge. Judy's on.
Speaker 17 (17:45):
God, are you sure this is the proper place for
a reception?
Speaker 1 (17:49):
You want to give her a taste of America?
Speaker 9 (17:51):
Right?
Speaker 3 (17:51):
What better place in the Yellow Rose not to mention
all that Southern hospitality.
Speaker 11 (17:56):
Okay, Jack asked you and the penguin want to stop
hanging around the front door.
Speaker 7 (17:59):
You're scaring away the.
Speaker 11 (18:00):
Paying customers love that Southern hospitality. Mourning you there, mister French.
We ain't got no kidney pie or sheep. Got casseroleed
in the back. She's gonna have to eat American food.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Oh dah, I don't even mention food.
Speaker 7 (18:13):
My stomach is all a churn.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Hey, bigfoot, what's his problem?
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Usually he pounds down the chicken livers like the big
bed wolf.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Oh, he's just nervous. He hasn't seen his mom in
a while. He wants everything to beat perfect.
Speaker 11 (18:24):
I got just a thing here, Tubby, take a pull
off of this and calm your nerves.
Speaker 17 (18:29):
Ah, ice water, Thank you, spanky, and in a mason
jaw houroral.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Son of a son, A son of a.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
Is this on shine? Good year too?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yesterday?
Speaker 7 (18:44):
Fie?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Heavens, get that out of here.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
The last thing we need is Cadbury getting hammered and
starting to rumble in front of his mom.
Speaker 11 (18:52):
All right, all right, just give me a second. I
gotta wait till the old crow gets out of the crapper.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Why do you have to wait?
Speaker 11 (18:57):
I hide the white lightning in the cabinet the sinks.
Oh yeah, what you worried about Cadbury, that.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Spiky, she found your stash, my moonshine.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
There you are, there's your your hands and friend. She's hammered, mother.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
What have you done where?
Speaker 13 (19:25):
I was looking for some tissue and I found the
most delightful bottled water, my diickles the snoop son mother.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Please, how about you there, old stuff Cadbury. I'm not sure,
but I think your mom's hidden on me best.
Speaker 7 (19:49):
She must be tanked in.
Speaker 11 (19:51):
Hey la fetcheduff your majesty at private stock what so delicious?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Holy moly, she's jogging at like a sailor.
Speaker 7 (20:01):
I said, give me that big head who you pulled
back a stop?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Mister Spanky is did he?
Speaker 17 (20:10):
You'd be wise to just let her finish it at
this point she can be quite stubborn.
Speaker 11 (20:14):
Oh yeah, we'll so can I Now listen here, Vicky,
don't make me throw you out of here on your butt?
Speaker 1 (20:21):
H What do you mean? Oh for it? That's what
I mean.
Speaker 11 (20:31):
Don't say I didn't warn you, Sorry, Penguin, Your mom
is getting the bums, Rush Cadbury, do something. Spanky's making
a move for your mom.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Get some tubby.
Speaker 17 (20:43):
Look away, sir, not beg you not the face not the.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Face way Cadbury. She's wailing spacey good, I see where
you get it. Yes, usually skips the generation too, So
shall we break them up? Let them go for a
while to it feels good to be on this side
of it for the chain in about an hour.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Yes, the classic married man Mother's Day is coming up
by right now. Let's play John boy jeopard Is. Shall
we let's jump right into today's question. Let me get
the paid to lick my fingers?
Speaker 10 (21:32):
Is that all right?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Kind of touch my mouth? Really? You don't know? Okay,
here it is.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Odd, but this is the most common cause of death
in American deserts.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Too much saturated fat. No, that's American desserts. Never probably
blame it on not social distancing.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Somebody had a big piece of grouchy pie this morning.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Come on, y'all one eight hundred big show you told
free line across America. We played John boyd Jeopardy next
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good Monday morning, this big show on the radio, and
our video today the perfect mystery box for Booger Branch.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I am so going to order one as soon as
I figure out what it is.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
There mysteries at Brandy, I think so.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
It just loves Bagon owners.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
We all check it out at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
All right, right now black Yes live, I cross America
Heights John.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
And now your host, as Frank Costanzo would say, he's
got a lot.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Of problems with you people. He's John mor Good.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Let's say hey to Steve out of Stephenson for Virginia.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
All right, Good morning Steve, Good morning, Hey buddy, welcome.
I it's Davey.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
First of let's see what you got odd. But this
is the most common cause of death in American deserts.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Hypothermia. Hypothermia.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Let's say, I guess because it gets cold at night.
Uh huh, I will Dave. Thanks for playing buddy. You
have a great day.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
All right, my boy, Let's go to Daniel. He's in Newton,
North Carolina. Good morning, Daniel. How you doing they doing?
Good man?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
All right, we know it's not hypothermia. What do you
got us the most common cause of death in American deserts.
I'm gonna go with drowning. Going with drowning, let's say that.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Is on that is I think all the coyotes problems
in the road Runner cartoons are messing up.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
The average happens during flash floods. That's what happens, by
the way. Number two heat exhaustion. Number three dehydration from
thirty drowning. All right, well, Daniel, you got fifty bucks
to spend on an American Express gift card courtesy.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Of Boat Jangles.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Oh three, God, why jump out?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Catch you up on your news. Right on the other side,
Let's get our time capsule for this May eleventh. Oh,
hang on for a line.
Speaker 17 (25:28):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 10 (25:43):
Hello, that's this hoint all alive?
Speaker 8 (25:45):
I want to fight about it.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
No, not right now, man, John Moore, Billy here.
Speaker 10 (25:50):
Yet, big old ho looking hot Indian already neck No
covers O, God, not much.
Speaker 15 (25:58):
How's it going?
Speaker 8 (26:01):
Delvert's daddy, Reid has then moved in with us again.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Oh no, don't tell me. He's having trouble with his wife.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Yep.
Speaker 10 (26:08):
The clock is winding down on another.
Speaker 8 (26:12):
They're lightly They don't do nothing but argue. That reminds
me of the.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Simpson Homer and Margin Oh Jay and the car. Now
what number wife is read up to? Now? I think
I lost cam.
Speaker 8 (26:25):
That isn't there as number six?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
He's been married six times five? Seriously, Well, what's the
problems time?
Speaker 8 (26:32):
Oh they've been arguing lately about was not it's all
right to have one night a week out with the boy.
Speaker 9 (26:38):
Uh huh.
Speaker 8 (26:39):
He don't think you should.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
So Reid's moved in with you and Delver.
Speaker 9 (26:45):
No.
Speaker 8 (26:45):
Yeah, we took him down the rats for Beach last
weekend to kind of get his mind off of it.
Speaker 7 (26:50):
Uh huh.
Speaker 8 (26:50):
Went down said this place right around the corner from
Johnny Mercer's piers. Yeah, this some fishing right why out
Friday morning about six o'clock and set up right down
from this feller. It's the way down at the end
of the pier. We fished till about noon when get
some lunch. We come back an hour later, this thurd
and the end of the dock still there. Hadn't moved
by the time we started packing up about four point thirty.
He was still sitting there, stayed there all day long.
(27:12):
Next morning we come out again, same fowler sitting in
the exact same place now you know. Waved at him
and he waved back. He stayed there the whole time
we was there again. We come out again Sunday morning.
I'll be dog gone if that same song were gone,
what's happen exactly the same place, and stayed there.
Speaker 10 (27:28):
The whole time he was there that Dayess.
Speaker 8 (27:30):
So we went in Sunday afternoon, took a shower, went
out to get a beer. We walk in and say, down,
guess who's sitting at the end of the.
Speaker 10 (27:36):
Bar and song we got from the pier again.
Speaker 8 (27:39):
So I walked down there and I sat beside him
and brought him a beer, and we got to talking.
I says, you down here by yourself, the little fishing,
I guess, and the fewer says, well, no, actually, I'm
on my honeymoon. I said, honey moon, where's your wife?
And he said, well, she's back at the motel. I said, well, well,
you been out here fishing for three solid days. Now
(28:00):
you are sitting here drinking in a bar. How come
you ain't back at the motel celebrating with you new bride.
He says, well, let's tell you truth. She she's got
a real bad case of gon area. I said, that's tough.
How come you just don't, you know, go around, lay
down with her and hold her real close, and you know,
y'all just kind of snuggle up. He says, well, she
(28:22):
don't fill up to that neither. She's got a real
bad case of diarrhea.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Oh man, I said, well.
Speaker 8 (28:29):
Did you at least give her a nice big kiss
before you walked out the door? He says, can't do
that either. She's got piy I said, my got this
gon a rend diarrhea. Listen, if you don't mind me
asking why in the world that you marry this woman?
He said, Wow, she's got wines too, and you know.
Speaker 16 (28:51):
How little that's what I call a troubled relationship.
Speaker 10 (29:03):
Right, But you don't read up right quick here was
kind of take over the take up some more of
this stuff out of the trailer. Yeah, well will you
tell him? I said, Hi, I know what you mean.
I don't came to see her for a long.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
John, Boya and Delly, Good morning rad yeo, dumb right.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Good morning Begs. You'll on the radio running through your
Monday all right, about twenty minutes away from a married
man mother's days, we continue to celebrate moms on the
day after the special day. Well, he is the uncrowned
champion of social distancing. He barely leaves the farm and
(30:18):
lets us something very important. Welcome back to the big
show nervel tea wheeler, Nerva.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
What brings you to town?
Speaker 6 (30:26):
What are you talking about? You know that Burton? Well
the way I come to ten?
Speaker 12 (30:31):
Drop off this latest batch of loudmouth soup for you,
loud mouth soup manshine.
Speaker 6 (30:38):
At the sugar apple dumpling favors. But she's asking for
ain't it?
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Well?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
Oh that's right, Well do i't want to hog your time?
I just let me out.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
No, don't run off, set of spell.
Speaker 6 (30:55):
Listening to you trying to act our country.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
How's this latest batch of moonshine?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Normal?
Speaker 9 (31:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Hear tell this right?
Speaker 6 (31:02):
Special?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
So you didn't try.
Speaker 7 (31:04):
Any of them?
Speaker 6 (31:05):
Oh, oh sir, I don't take to drink anymore.
Speaker 8 (31:10):
Up.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
I bet you got some stories?
Speaker 14 (31:12):
Oh lord, not many I can tell then my younger days. Now,
I'd come home and away hours of the morning and
leave my clothes laying right in the middle of the floor.
There problem was, I was usually in them. I used
to get so deep in my cups. If you'd put
a wick in my mouth with a bird for three days,
(31:32):
that's pretty deep.
Speaker 6 (31:34):
I had a handle on it for a while. I
was three sheets to the wind.
Speaker 14 (31:39):
One time I got lost on my way back from
the bar, and I see this pretty little thing sitting there,
and I said, pardon me, sugar bitches, but was it
your foot I stepped on a few minutes ago and
she said, yes you did. I said, well, good, my
table must be around here, summers.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
No you what't the kids call a smooth operator?
Speaker 6 (32:00):
Oh how about that?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
So what happened to made you call it quins?
Speaker 6 (32:04):
Well that's a pretty good story.
Speaker 14 (32:07):
I was tying on one with a buddy of mine
and sure enough, throwed up all over my shirt. I said,
oh boy, my wife is really gonna give me holy hell.
When I get home, my buddy he tells me that
he always done was tuck a twenty dollar bill in
the shirt pocket there, And when she asked what it's, fir,
just tell her that some other fellas throwed up on
(32:29):
you and give you the twenty dollars for the trouble.
Speaker 8 (32:31):
Ah.
Speaker 14 (32:32):
Pretty clever, yes, sir. And I told him that there's
a durn good idea. And to celebrate, we got even
more snucker. And when I got home, the missus was
waiting and none too happy. She says, look it, you
cover the invomit. I said, now hold on there, don blenda,
it's not my fault. A fella at the bar throwed
(32:52):
up on me and give me twenty dollars so I
could clean it up. I reached in my pocket there
I handed her the money. She looked at it and said,
what do you mean twenty dollars? They're forty here. I said, oh,
that's right. I forgot to mention that he sold my
drawers too.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
So much for the fool proof alibi.
Speaker 6 (33:14):
I'm the durned fool recruited. Well, I reckon, I take
my leave.
Speaker 14 (33:19):
Yeah, I'm gonna visit that indoor toilet that you're to
wash my hands again.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Help yourself, my.
Speaker 14 (33:26):
Neighborly of you, Hey, keep you saddle all in you
congrease in the holler if you need me.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Good morning, the Big Show is on the radio. Hello, fellow,
good old boys, this is your old partner.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
Send York the arts and all do they from over
here in hammer Laning your fee.
Speaker 7 (33:48):
York, Norway.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
I'll tell you what, when you're stuck and waxing the
family yack, there's.
Speaker 14 (33:55):
No better way to pass the time than listening to
John Buy and Billy.
Speaker 6 (34:00):
I'm that big show.
Speaker 14 (34:02):
I only wished the show us longer that yeck weapts
and takes a while.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. It is Monday,
May eleventh. Probly word closer to getting back to normal.
Speaker 9 (34:49):
No.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
In our home state of North Carolina, the governor said
we can interphase one of giving us our lives back,
so that means people can leave home for commercial activity
and more businesses are open.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
I'm reading Randy gave me the list here.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Oh on guess uh fifty capacity allowed in retail stores
with cleaning and social distancing.
Speaker 6 (35:16):
So wait, I got if I go shopping, I got
a clean tune.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
They snug it in the bill.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Yeah, as soon as you walk in they give you
a mop. Right, so I'll dust, but I ain't gatherings.
Oh look, ten person limit. You can gather outdoors with friends.
It's allowed for allowing us. Ten person limit outdoors with friends,
no strangers you can't gather with.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Yeah, these are recommendations childcare now.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
Childcare centers are open for working parents and for those
looking for work. So uh so that's good for the
for the parents who's had yeah work at home and
then the kids out of school and all that.
Speaker 6 (36:00):
John Boys said it was.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Okay, this is the official list here.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Teleworking is still encouraged, maving do your job from your
house like that. Bars and restaurants still just take out
and delivery in our state.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (36:17):
I will tell you, Since all this started, I have
eaten from restaurants more than I would have.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Ye.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Yeah, I've done the same thing too too.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
As far as the barbers, salons and massage parlors, they're closed.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Oh I was going to get a massage.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Theaters, music venues and bowling alleys closed, gyms closed, playgrounds closed, you.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Know, child care you don't know.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Playgrounds, visitation at long term care centers not allowed. Worship
services outdoor services allowed. That just takes me off with
the allowed they put in there. Would you rather?
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Okay? Because I can so out door services all right? Uh?
Speaker 3 (37:07):
State parks and trails opening encouraged, and face coverings are
still encouraged.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Yes, So I'm gonna get one of those Jack in
the box heads.
Speaker 7 (37:19):
Yeah, yeah, that works.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
That's a face covering, yeah, is that right?
Speaker 8 (37:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (37:24):
Well, you know, the the surgical masks are for you,
you know, to protect others from you, right. The N
ninety five masks are to protect you from others.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Right, So so these coverings they say to where that's
to protect others.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
Yeah, well that's so that if you call for sneeze,
people around you don't freak out, you know, And it's
to protect because you don't know if you have this
or not.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
And that's their leading way of transmitting this thing. Okay.
Speaker 5 (37:59):
I wish they would require face covering in the grocery
stores because.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
Because have you seen some of the people in the
grocery Well, it's because somebody shave it.
Speaker 5 (38:13):
It's because I mean, if you're you know, standing in
front of a row of cans and you call for sneeze,
now it's on that. So everything we bring home we're disinfecting.
So if they would require it, I would be less
worried about it.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
All right, Well, okay, so we're in phase one, so
you don't know, you don't cough to cover up a fart,
You fart to cover up a cough.
Speaker 6 (38:35):
That it's North Carolina's face.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Yes, North Carolina, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
In other stage, y'all might be in a face too,
or like South Carolina's. We open it up, man, and
just leave it to the people. You know, have the
bars have the restaurants to make it safe. And there's
like you say, you ain't got to go out, you know,
So you tell me I don't have to do this.
I mean I don't have to go out. I mean
I can go out if I want to. Yes, And
(39:00):
you tell other people where they're all against us opening up,
they don't have to go out if they don't want to.
So it works both ways, all right.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
So and that's it for the airing of the grievances
coming up next to the feats of streets as Best
of Us in the Summer continues
Hi, Big Show fans.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Now that The Big Show's podcast has reached its pinnacle
of success, well over.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
One point six million downloads.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
The suits at corporate said, we have to do this
on holidays too, So yay. I put together an encore
edition of the John Boy and Billy Late Risers podcast
for you. This show originally aired on May eleventh, twenty twenty.
I hope you enjoy it, and if you don't, please
don't tell corporate. And you could probably keep that whole
(00:34):
encore thing to yourself as well.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Thanks. Good morning, John Bowmiller gang with you here.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
On Monday, we got our first prize back of the week,
a hey Bo Outdoors prize back. Let's get you ready
for it. Three days in history, here we go. May eleventh,
nineteen twenty one. In a prohibition prosecution in New York,
a judge's notes revealed that saloon owner William Manning and
as bartender John Riley were arrested for keeping a bottle
(01:03):
behind the bar. The police reports stated that the bottle
contained a reddish liquid with a whiskey smell. The bottle
was seized as evidence. Well, the judge said, let's see it.
The lieutenant said, we all tasted it so would have
a good case. There's none left. Oh the case was dismissed.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Wow, drinking the evidence all right.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Move up to nineteen forty nine, the Polaroid camera went
on sale for the first time in New York City.
First Polaroid produced a picture in sixty seconds, sold for
eighty nine dollars seventy five cents. A packet of film,
which took only eight pictures, cost a buck seventy five
and customers were limited to six packets per month until
(01:46):
production could be increased.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
And that is in the early days when you had
to peel it and you had to rub the stuff
on it so it wouldn't disappear. Yeah, yeah, Oh, there's
a little stick of lick, this liquid stuff and you
had to basically paint the front of the pictures that wouldn' dis.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Yeah, boy, Polaroid, that's a company that just dropped the
ball on themselves.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Didn't what apped to color Polaroid cameras were available in
nineteen sixty three when they first came out.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Well, they tried to continue the business model the same
as digital cameras were coming along, and they didn't do anything.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Still, the digital knocked them out I think they have
a thing now. It looks like the old polaroid.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah, the instant cameras from the seventies and eighties.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
But it's like a digital camera.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, but it's still prints.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
But it can still actually print a photo. Like remember
how the pictures used to come out of the front
of the camera. It actually does that.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah. Yeah, let's move up to twenty twelve.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
American sports car designer Carol Shelby died at the age
of eighty nine in Dallas, Texas. Shelby was known first
for being a race car driver who won many races
in the fifties. In the sixties, Shelby worked with four
to create a high performance mustag.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
That is the guy that Matt Damon played in Ford
Versus Ferrari.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yep, that's a movie.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I've I've got a walk watch it. Yeah, all right,
make a note of that for me, Tayler Fords. All right,
well there's our three cap to watch that suggested one
eight hundred big shows you told free Line across America.
We'll play out birds next. Good Monday morning, there's a
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big show on the radio in our video the day
the perfect mystery box for Booger Branch.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I like this man box, can't wait to say what's
in it? It's exciting.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
That's right there at the Big Show dot com. And
right now, see if we get our weeks where the
winning beginning is Upberst.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Let's play uppers.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
John Boy and Billy to give your prizes from the
big prize being.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Let's go we contested number one.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
This should really be a lot of fun.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
When you're playing uppers. Have a hurry up and.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Guest time you love the best time.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
You love a big shots.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Let's say head of Austin from Nieces, South Carolina.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
We have a shot.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Good morning, Austin, Hey man, how you doing, Hey well,
good welcome.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
All right, Austin, ready to get this, hey bo outdoors
prize pack headed down.
Speaker 8 (04:59):
Tell you you know I loved you. I know I
got you on speakerphone, So don't say anything.
Speaker 9 (05:04):
Conservative right, Thanks God, hate for anybody to hear my
voice this morning.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
All right, So we're on the radio.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Okay, all right, here we go category number one and
five seconds.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
We need three liquors ready to go.
Speaker 9 (05:26):
Oh we got all right, that's my leroy, all right now,
we need three ways, I'm sorry, three ways to take
a picture?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Ready go, cell phone, a camcorders.
Speaker 10 (05:48):
I pulled the.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Net work God Austin for to win three sports cars.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Ready go.
Speaker 9 (05:59):
If you like it, my mostage for back in a Lamborghini.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, that's awesome winning. I've worked out Austin. You hang on,
Jack can get your info.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
We'll get you. Haybo packed down to you.
Speaker 10 (06:14):
Hey, man, I appreciate it.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
Hey, you mind if I do a public service announcement?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Well, yeah, I give a PSA. There also what you got?
Speaker 8 (06:21):
Hey, if there's any chance that you got shown by
a weird hornet back in January, you probably already had
the murder hornet.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Say what they doing there? Yes, we're loving the material.
Good work. Hang on bottom of the iron time at
the top of your news.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
At twenty minutes in the playhouse, Greggy be Sharks got
a zoom meeting. Hey, good Monday morning, Big shows on
(07:39):
the radio, the Mother's Day yesterday.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
We're celebrating moms all through the morning.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
A stressed out mother chose to go to prison for
three months rather than pay a parking fine so she
could get a break.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
From her family.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
A jail break Maria Brunner was shocked to find that
a fifty dollars ticket that escalate the twenty five hundred
fines reckon and it was panic about finding the money.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
We're going to jail.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
But soon the thirty eight year old realize that a
predicament could be the perfect way to get away from
her demanding.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Three children and her lazy husband.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Man, as long as I get good food in a
hot shower every day, I don't mind being sent to jail.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
It means I show y'all.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
I'm going to the joint.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
It means I can finally be myself.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I can finally get some rests and relaxation without having
to cook, washing clean for everybody.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Jackie quick, Jackie's out there taking notes.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Wait a minute and slow down.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Jack's gonna move her car to the handicapace out there.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
She's gonna start slowing the work her way up.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
All right, our police buddies come on by. We're gonna
start piling them up. Are Jackie right?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
However, Maria's holiday may not last long, as her unemployed
husband is desperately trying to pay off them fine to
get her out of jail.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
I can't find the remote I gotta get her ound
of there.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Oh lazy rascal, finally get up and do something. Raise
twenty five hundred dollars here, I love you so much.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Laundry's falling up.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
Come on.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Good Morning to make sure it's on the radio by
twenty minutes to get back to celebrating Mom's The day
after Mother's name, Cadbury's mom visits right now auction, Welcome
to John Boy and excuse me, Billy Billy layout.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Today's episode the interview.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
As our story opens, Ricky B.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Sharp is doing a virtual interview at Pizza Runt.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
Hello, Hello, I'm gonna hate this zoom crap? Can you
hear me?
Speaker 11 (10:28):
Now?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I hear you can't?
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Can't I hear you?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 6 (10:31):
You're wall to wall and tree top tall?
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Excuse me?
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Sorry?
Speaker 12 (10:36):
I had a flashback to my CEBE radio day. Oh hey,
is the video frozen? Your end too?
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Yes? Do I have as dumble look on my face
as you do on yours? I'm not sure how to
answer that good answer? So, uh, what's your name?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Julie Bendixon?
Speaker 6 (10:55):
How did Julie? My name is Ricky B. Sharp?
Speaker 12 (10:58):
Assistant Operations Matt for Runt upped Popopulis Restaurants, LLC. But
you probably recognized me as Dothan's most beloved food and
beverage mascot.
Speaker 13 (11:10):
Wait, oh, like, are you mister peanut?
Speaker 6 (11:13):
No, I'm the dead gum pizza hunt.
Speaker 12 (11:18):
Anyways, we're looking for somebody to hand out the curbside
to go orders. Our regular gal is taking care of
her sick mamma and Hattiesburg, Mississippi.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
She's laid up with the COVID fourteen.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Don't you mean COVID nineteen.
Speaker 12 (11:29):
No, this is COVID fourteen. Mississippi gets everything about five
years later than we do.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
See. Uh, that's what us folks in the entertainment. And
this called a joke.
Speaker 12 (11:43):
And now that the ice is broken, let's get that
interview started.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Okay, So how much does.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
This job pay? Well? A bottom line gal?
Speaker 12 (11:52):
Are you?
Speaker 6 (11:53):
I kind of like that? Now, let me ask you this,
how much are you looking to make?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Well?
Speaker 13 (11:57):
Fifteen dollars an hour is generally considered a basic living
wage nowadays, Is that right?
Speaker 6 (12:03):
Yes, sir? I assume the delivery person keeps what eighty
percent of the tips you do? Huh?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
You haven't paid leave and a health plan.
Speaker 12 (12:11):
Julie, let's just cut right to the cheese. Ellie, I'm
offering seventeen dollars an hour and two weeks paid vacation.
You'll get five days a sick leave a year and
a full employer paid health plan with dental and vision coverage.
Oh and we have a generous stock option program for
all employees after one year.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Wow, I mean that is this?
Speaker 10 (12:31):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (12:32):
Are you jerking my chain? Yep, but you started it.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 12 (12:45):
But there is a light pole up front if you
want to make a few extra dollars.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
June in again.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Next time we'll hear the crusty old zoom tech support.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Guy say, I paid, big man. Let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
Yeah, I take this bucket off my head.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Good morning. The big shows on the radio.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
Have a dip pointed in the microsfot man, I know
what I'm doing?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
What come on? Bloody hell?
Speaker 14 (13:10):
Hello, This is Ozzie Osbourne and I hate bubbles, but
I love John Boy and Billy and the whole.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Gang at the big show. Who are we talking about?
Speaker 15 (13:24):
Rock and roll?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
M Good morning, that's a big showing the radio for you.
(14:03):
Monday May eleven. Then having a birthday today, Happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
You can't have a birthday party.
Speaker 16 (14:14):
You've been buying more ten table at one.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Hey, Jackie boy, Cam Newton is thirty one years old today.
About that. You're gonna miss his outfits down here.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Maybe he'll get picked up quarterback fourteen here in the
NFL gets back to business.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Maybe you can start wearing them anymore. I'll be like,
way too much trouble.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Yeah, yeah, alright. Let's see Martha Quinn remember her former
MTV vjys.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
She's sixty one years old today.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
And she sits on the porch and goes turn that down.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Nation of Islam leader Lewis Farakhn is eighty seven years old.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
He also sits his horses turn that down for different reasons.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
But yeah, the big guys behind him to turn it
down for him, I guess.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
And I remember Eric Burdon and war Eric Burden seventy.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Nine years old today, good and old. Yeah, they are.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Just them just then, it's like they're not even trying
to stay up.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Mainly, Happy bird day to you. Good morning. Big shows
on the radio. Coming up.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
We played John Boyd Jeopardy You can win fifty dollars
to spend on an American Express gift card, to Cordials,
to your bow Jangles. It's bow time this morning to
day after mother's days, celebrating moms all morning long, back
when Cadbury's mom paid a is it hey stupid?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Where's your made?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Hey spiky? They're just pulling up in a limo now.
I can't believe Cadbury's mom came here all the way
from England.
Speaker 11 (16:09):
England, and we got the foreigners in this country already.
Why don't you just bring your whole damn family over.
Friend of mine's a dentist.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
He can use the word nothing at all of mister
personality here to come.
Speaker 7 (16:21):
Holy pete.
Speaker 11 (16:22):
They looked like a couple of bowling pins. They plan
on setting down. I better pushing chairs together.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Heare, we are mother? This he's the Yellow Rose. Oh
how great oohing billiards? And look at all the TVs?
Speaker 6 (16:38):
How American?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Hello, Oh mother Cadbury.
Speaker 17 (16:42):
This is my good friend and employer moster boy Hey,
Mama Cadbury.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
You call me John Boyd and you may call me Victoria.
Oh Nigel. He doesn't look like a dog at all.
He's adorable. I can't help it. I'm just a dollar
slip of the tongue, Sir. I'd be mad if I
knew what it meant.
Speaker 17 (17:02):
Yes, and this is Spanky, he's the owner of this
fine establishment.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
How's it going there, Margaret? That you got your green cart?
Speaker 9 (17:11):
What?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Never mind him, Victoria, he just kidding.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
He's won him quirky Southern stereotypes you heard about you
just make yourself at home.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Well, let me freshen up a bit.
Speaker 13 (17:22):
It's been a long journey.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
I'll just be a visit to the lou if you
don't mind.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
I don't mind.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
What is it?
Speaker 17 (17:28):
The lows, the water closet, the restroom, Sir, it's right
over there.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Mother, thank you, Nigel. Won't it be a moment?
Speaker 6 (17:35):
Hurry back?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Miss you already?
Speaker 3 (17:38):
You?
Speaker 7 (17:39):
Hey, you find a guy in there. It's just Yogi.
Wake him up and tell him to judge. Judy's on.
Speaker 17 (17:45):
God, are you sure this is the proper place for
a reception?
Speaker 1 (17:49):
You want to give her a taste of America?
Speaker 9 (17:51):
Right?
Speaker 3 (17:51):
What better place in the Yellow Rose not to mention
all that Southern hospitality.
Speaker 11 (17:56):
Okay, Jack asked you and the penguin want to stop
hanging around the front door.
Speaker 7 (17:59):
You're scaring away the.
Speaker 11 (18:00):
Paying customers love that Southern hospitality. Mourning you there, mister French.
We ain't got no kidney pie or sheep. Got casseroleed
in the back. She's gonna have to eat American food.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Oh dah, I don't even mention food.
Speaker 7 (18:13):
My stomach is all a churn.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Hey, bigfoot, what's his problem?
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Usually he pounds down the chicken livers like the big
bed wolf.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Oh, he's just nervous. He hasn't seen his mom in
a while. He wants everything to beat perfect.
Speaker 11 (18:24):
I got just a thing here, Tubby, take a pull
off of this and calm your nerves.
Speaker 17 (18:29):
Ah, ice water, Thank you, spanky, and in a mason
jaw houroral.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Son of a son, A son of a.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
Is this on shine? Good year too?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yesterday?
Speaker 7 (18:44):
Fie?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Heavens, get that out of here.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
The last thing we need is Cadbury getting hammered and
starting to rumble in front of his mom.
Speaker 11 (18:52):
All right, all right, just give me a second. I
gotta wait till the old crow gets out of the crapper.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Why do you have to wait?
Speaker 11 (18:57):
I hide the white lightning in the cabinet the sinks.
Oh yeah, what you worried about Cadbury, that.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Spiky, she found your stash, my moonshine.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
There you are, there's your your hands and friend. She's hammered, mother.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
What have you done where?
Speaker 13 (19:25):
I was looking for some tissue and I found the
most delightful bottled water, my diickles the snoop son mother.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Please, how about you there, old stuff Cadbury. I'm not sure,
but I think your mom's hidden on me best.
Speaker 7 (19:49):
She must be tanked in.
Speaker 11 (19:51):
Hey la fetcheduff your majesty at private stock what so delicious?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Holy moly, she's jogging at like a sailor.
Speaker 7 (20:01):
I said, give me that big head who you pulled
back a stop?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Mister Spanky is did he?
Speaker 17 (20:10):
You'd be wise to just let her finish it at
this point she can be quite stubborn.
Speaker 11 (20:14):
Oh yeah, we'll so can I Now listen here, Vicky,
don't make me throw you out of here on your butt?
Speaker 1 (20:21):
H What do you mean? Oh for it? That's what
I mean.
Speaker 11 (20:31):
Don't say I didn't warn you, Sorry, Penguin, Your mom
is getting the bums, Rush Cadbury, do something. Spanky's making
a move for your mom.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Get some tubby.
Speaker 17 (20:43):
Look away, sir, not beg you not the face not the.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Face way Cadbury. She's wailing spacey good, I see where
you get it. Yes, usually skips the generation too, So
shall we break them up? Let them go for a
while to it feels good to be on this side
of it for the chain in about an hour.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Yes, the classic married man Mother's Day is coming up
by right now. Let's play John boy jeopard Is. Shall
we let's jump right into today's question. Let me get
the paid to lick my fingers?
Speaker 10 (21:32):
Is that all right?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Kind of touch my mouth? Really? You don't know? Okay,
here it is.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Odd, but this is the most common cause of death
in American deserts.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Too much saturated fat. No, that's American desserts. Never probably
blame it on not social distancing.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Somebody had a big piece of grouchy pie this morning.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Come on, y'all one eight hundred big show you told
free line across America. We played John boyd Jeopardy next
(22:36):
good Monday morning, this big show on the radio, and
our video today the perfect mystery box for Booger Branch.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I am so going to order one as soon as
I figure out what it is.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
There mysteries at Brandy, I think so.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
It just loves Bagon owners.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
We all check it out at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
All right, right now black Yes live, I cross America
Heights John.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
And now your host, as Frank Costanzo would say, he's
got a lot.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Of problems with you people. He's John mor Good.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Let's say hey to Steve out of Stephenson for Virginia.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
All right, Good morning Steve, Good morning, Hey buddy, welcome.
I it's Davey.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
First of let's see what you got odd. But this
is the most common cause of death in American deserts.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Hypothermia. Hypothermia.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Let's say, I guess because it gets cold at night.
Uh huh, I will Dave. Thanks for playing buddy. You
have a great day.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
All right, my boy, Let's go to Daniel. He's in Newton,
North Carolina. Good morning, Daniel. How you doing they doing?
Good man?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
All right, we know it's not hypothermia. What do you
got us the most common cause of death in American deserts.
I'm gonna go with drowning. Going with drowning, let's say that.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Is on that is I think all the coyotes problems
in the road Runner cartoons are messing up.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
The average happens during flash floods. That's what happens, by
the way. Number two heat exhaustion. Number three dehydration from
thirty drowning. All right, well, Daniel, you got fifty bucks
to spend on an American Express gift card courtesy.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Of Boat Jangles.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Oh three, God, why jump out?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Catch you up on your news. Right on the other side,
Let's get our time capsule for this May eleventh. Oh,
hang on for a line.
Speaker 17 (25:28):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 10 (25:43):
Hello, that's this hoint all alive?
Speaker 8 (25:45):
I want to fight about it.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
No, not right now, man, John Moore, Billy here.
Speaker 10 (25:50):
Yet, big old ho looking hot Indian already neck No
covers O, God, not much.
Speaker 15 (25:58):
How's it going?
Speaker 8 (26:01):
Delvert's daddy, Reid has then moved in with us again.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Oh no, don't tell me. He's having trouble with his wife.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Yep.
Speaker 10 (26:08):
The clock is winding down on another.
Speaker 8 (26:12):
They're lightly They don't do nothing but argue. That reminds
me of the.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Simpson Homer and Margin Oh Jay and the car. Now
what number wife is read up to? Now? I think
I lost cam.
Speaker 8 (26:25):
That isn't there as number six?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
He's been married six times five? Seriously, Well, what's the
problems time?
Speaker 8 (26:32):
Oh they've been arguing lately about was not it's all
right to have one night a week out with the boy.
Speaker 9 (26:38):
Uh huh.
Speaker 8 (26:39):
He don't think you should.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
So Reid's moved in with you and Delver.
Speaker 9 (26:45):
No.
Speaker 8 (26:45):
Yeah, we took him down the rats for Beach last
weekend to kind of get his mind off of it.
Speaker 7 (26:50):
Uh huh.
Speaker 8 (26:50):
Went down said this place right around the corner from
Johnny Mercer's piers. Yeah, this some fishing right why out
Friday morning about six o'clock and set up right down
from this feller. It's the way down at the end
of the pier. We fished till about noon when get
some lunch. We come back an hour later, this thurd
and the end of the dock still there. Hadn't moved
by the time we started packing up about four point thirty.
He was still sitting there, stayed there all day long.
(27:12):
Next morning we come out again, same fowler sitting in
the exact same place now you know. Waved at him
and he waved back. He stayed there the whole time
we was there again. We come out again Sunday morning.
I'll be dog gone if that same song were gone,
what's happen exactly the same place, and stayed there.
Speaker 10 (27:28):
The whole time he was there that Dayess.
Speaker 8 (27:30):
So we went in Sunday afternoon, took a shower, went
out to get a beer. We walk in and say, down,
guess who's sitting at the end of the.
Speaker 10 (27:36):
Bar and song we got from the pier again.
Speaker 8 (27:39):
So I walked down there and I sat beside him
and brought him a beer, and we got to talking.
I says, you down here by yourself, the little fishing,
I guess, and the fewer says, well, no, actually, I'm
on my honeymoon. I said, honey moon, where's your wife?
And he said, well, she's back at the motel. I said, well, well,
you been out here fishing for three solid days. Now
(28:00):
you are sitting here drinking in a bar. How come
you ain't back at the motel celebrating with you new bride.
He says, well, let's tell you truth. She she's got
a real bad case of gon area. I said, that's tough.
How come you just don't, you know, go around, lay
down with her and hold her real close, and you know,
y'all just kind of snuggle up. He says, well, she
(28:22):
don't fill up to that neither. She's got a real
bad case of diarrhea.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Oh man, I said, well.
Speaker 8 (28:29):
Did you at least give her a nice big kiss
before you walked out the door? He says, can't do
that either. She's got piy I said, my got this
gon a rend diarrhea. Listen, if you don't mind me
asking why in the world that you marry this woman?
He said, Wow, she's got wines too, and you know.
Speaker 16 (28:51):
How little that's what I call a troubled relationship.
Speaker 10 (29:03):
Right, But you don't read up right quick here was
kind of take over the take up some more of
this stuff out of the trailer. Yeah, well will you
tell him? I said, Hi, I know what you mean.
I don't came to see her for a long.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
John, Boya and Delly, Good morning rad yeo, dumb right.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Good morning Begs. You'll on the radio running through your
Monday all right, about twenty minutes away from a married
man mother's days, we continue to celebrate moms on the
day after the special day. Well, he is the uncrowned
champion of social distancing. He barely leaves the farm and
(30:18):
lets us something very important. Welcome back to the big
show nervel tea wheeler, Nerva.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
What brings you to town?
Speaker 6 (30:26):
What are you talking about? You know that Burton? Well
the way I come to ten?
Speaker 12 (30:31):
Drop off this latest batch of loudmouth soup for you,
loud mouth soup manshine.
Speaker 6 (30:38):
At the sugar apple dumpling favors. But she's asking for
ain't it?
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Well?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
Oh that's right, Well do i't want to hog your time?
I just let me out.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
No, don't run off, set of spell.
Speaker 6 (30:55):
Listening to you trying to act our country.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
How's this latest batch of moonshine?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Normal?
Speaker 9 (31:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Hear tell this right?
Speaker 6 (31:02):
Special?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
So you didn't try.
Speaker 7 (31:04):
Any of them?
Speaker 6 (31:05):
Oh, oh sir, I don't take to drink anymore.
Speaker 8 (31:10):
Up.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
I bet you got some stories?
Speaker 14 (31:12):
Oh lord, not many I can tell then my younger days. Now,
I'd come home and away hours of the morning and
leave my clothes laying right in the middle of the floor.
There problem was, I was usually in them. I used
to get so deep in my cups. If you'd put
a wick in my mouth with a bird for three days,
(31:32):
that's pretty deep.
Speaker 6 (31:34):
I had a handle on it for a while. I
was three sheets to the wind.
Speaker 14 (31:39):
One time I got lost on my way back from
the bar, and I see this pretty little thing sitting there,
and I said, pardon me, sugar bitches, but was it
your foot I stepped on a few minutes ago and
she said, yes you did. I said, well, good, my
table must be around here, summers.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
No you what't the kids call a smooth operator?
Speaker 6 (32:00):
Oh how about that?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
So what happened to made you call it quins?
Speaker 6 (32:04):
Well that's a pretty good story.
Speaker 14 (32:07):
I was tying on one with a buddy of mine
and sure enough, throwed up all over my shirt. I said,
oh boy, my wife is really gonna give me holy hell.
When I get home, my buddy he tells me that
he always done was tuck a twenty dollar bill in
the shirt pocket there, And when she asked what it's, fir,
just tell her that some other fellas throwed up on
(32:29):
you and give you the twenty dollars for the trouble.
Speaker 8 (32:31):
Ah.
Speaker 14 (32:32):
Pretty clever, yes, sir. And I told him that there's
a durn good idea. And to celebrate, we got even
more snucker. And when I got home, the missus was
waiting and none too happy. She says, look it, you
cover the invomit. I said, now hold on there, don blenda,
it's not my fault. A fella at the bar throwed
(32:52):
up on me and give me twenty dollars so I
could clean it up. I reached in my pocket there
I handed her the money. She looked at it and said,
what do you mean twenty dollars? They're forty here. I said, oh,
that's right. I forgot to mention that he sold my
drawers too.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
So much for the fool proof alibi.
Speaker 6 (33:14):
I'm the durned fool recruited. Well, I reckon, I take
my leave.
Speaker 14 (33:19):
Yeah, I'm gonna visit that indoor toilet that you're to
wash my hands again.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Help yourself, my.
Speaker 14 (33:26):
Neighborly of you, Hey, keep you saddle all in you
congrease in the holler if you need me.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Good morning, the Big Show is on the radio. Hello, fellow,
good old boys, this is your old partner.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
Send York the arts and all do they from over
here in hammer Laning your fee.
Speaker 7 (33:48):
York, Norway.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
I'll tell you what, when you're stuck and waxing the
family yack, there's.
Speaker 14 (33:55):
No better way to pass the time than listening to
John Buy and Billy.
Speaker 6 (34:00):
I'm that big show.
Speaker 14 (34:02):
I only wished the show us longer that yeck weapts
and takes a while.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. It is Monday,
May eleventh. Probly word closer to getting back to normal.
Speaker 9 (34:49):
No.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
In our home state of North Carolina, the governor said
we can interphase one of giving us our lives back,
so that means people can leave home for commercial activity
and more businesses are open.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
I'm reading Randy gave me the list here.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Oh on guess uh fifty capacity allowed in retail stores
with cleaning and social distancing.
Speaker 6 (35:16):
So wait, I got if I go shopping, I got
a clean tune.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
They snug it in the bill.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Yeah, as soon as you walk in they give you
a mop. Right, so I'll dust, but I ain't gatherings.
Oh look, ten person limit. You can gather outdoors with friends.
It's allowed for allowing us. Ten person limit outdoors with friends,
no strangers you can't gather with.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Yeah, these are recommendations childcare now.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
Childcare centers are open for working parents and for those
looking for work. So uh so that's good for the
for the parents who's had yeah work at home and
then the kids out of school and all that.
Speaker 6 (36:00):
John Boys said it was.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Okay, this is the official list here.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Teleworking is still encouraged, maving do your job from your
house like that. Bars and restaurants still just take out
and delivery in our state.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (36:17):
I will tell you, Since all this started, I have
eaten from restaurants more than I would have.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Ye.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Yeah, I've done the same thing too too.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
As far as the barbers, salons and massage parlors, they're closed.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Oh I was going to get a massage.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Theaters, music venues and bowling alleys closed, gyms closed, playgrounds closed, you.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Know, child care you don't know.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Playgrounds, visitation at long term care centers not allowed. Worship
services outdoor services allowed. That just takes me off with
the allowed they put in there. Would you rather?
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Okay? Because I can so out door services all right? Uh?
Speaker 3 (37:07):
State parks and trails opening encouraged, and face coverings are
still encouraged.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Yes, So I'm gonna get one of those Jack in
the box heads.
Speaker 7 (37:19):
Yeah, yeah, that works.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
That's a face covering, yeah, is that right?
Speaker 8 (37:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (37:24):
Well, you know, the the surgical masks are for you,
you know, to protect others from you, right. The N
ninety five masks are to protect you from others.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Right, So so these coverings they say to where that's
to protect others.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
Yeah, well that's so that if you call for sneeze,
people around you don't freak out, you know, And it's
to protect because you don't know if you have this
or not.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
And that's their leading way of transmitting this thing. Okay.
Speaker 5 (37:59):
I wish they would require face covering in the grocery
stores because.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
Because have you seen some of the people in the
grocery Well, it's because somebody shave it.
Speaker 5 (38:13):
It's because I mean, if you're you know, standing in
front of a row of cans and you call for sneeze,
now it's on that. So everything we bring home we're disinfecting.
So if they would require it, I would be less
worried about it.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
All right, Well, okay, so we're in phase one, so
you don't know, you don't cough to cover up a fart,
You fart to cover up a cough.
Speaker 6 (38:35):
That it's North Carolina's face.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Yes, North Carolina, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
In other stage, y'all might be in a face too,
or like South Carolina's. We open it up, man, and
just leave it to the people. You know, have the
bars have the restaurants to make it safe. And there's
like you say, you ain't got to go out, you know,
So you tell me I don't have to do this.
I mean I don't have to go out. I mean
I can go out if I want to. Yes, And
(39:00):
you tell other people where they're all against us opening up,
they don't have to go out if they don't want to.
So it works both ways, all right.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
So and that's it for the airing of the grievances
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