October 20, 2025 • 46 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s another Married Man Monday - we’ve got an episode every hour!.. - Hoyt and the JuniorNation Band have a different kind of Halloween song - “I Hate Halloween”.. - The folks at JD’s 24-hour Stores have their annual Halloween Spooktackular Sale.. - Lipless tries becoming an On-Star representative.. - and Ike Turner sets up a swinger’s Halloween party…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
You come on me today because you know, no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a hair cut. Maybe I'll ask
you to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll
just ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with
(00:28):
a horse's heading or these two horses?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Ayes, cocka doodle dooo?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Up and out on It is Monday morning. Friend, always
sound like Grady on Monday morning for some reason. All right,
we all in pretty good mood here. I hope you
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are too. Let's get you Monday started off right here.
It's National brandied Fruit Day. Though some fruit and some liquor.
Let us out in the jar for a while. I
god like the racetrack. Don't eat the plums, fad for you.
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National Chicken and Waffles Day, salty and sweet. That's the deal.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Yes, I shared some of that the other nights.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Good shared some.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Here's a lot of chicken, a lot of waffles.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Good old sweet and hot works too, John Boy and
Billy Hot and spicy, grill and sauce. Yeah, that's mine,
they say. Man, that doesn't sell as big as the
original or the sweet and mild. You know, if you
like heat, I like heat. Man, you gotta have the
heat if you like me, you like it, you like it.
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You know, retiring at the end of the year, So
y'all need to go ahead and get you a couple
of bottles here you never know. And uh, all right,
National clean your virtual desk top days, so y'all have
one of those, y'all, y'all clean, and I'll think about
chicken and waffle.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
So so good.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
And we got three days in this. You were saved up.
We'll get that first prize back out and get to winning.
Beginning for this week were Whack Big Shows on the Radio.
Good Morning Big Shows on a radio. Look at his
first prize pig as a Blue Emu package.
Speaker 7 (03:04):
It includes two.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Jars of blue Emu non greasy Relief for whatever pains
you and a tube of pbcotc Itcher Relief cream prescription
not needed today save for the whole family. Available and
storing on a lot of Walmart Amazon of the fine Retailer.
We're doing three dates in history where we're turn them
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over two categories for you to win. Eighteen seventeen, the
first show boat leaves Nashville. They give shows along the Mississippi.
Oh right, eighteen seventeen before the high cost of prunes
kicked in. Six years later.
Speaker 8 (03:41):
Yeah, do you remember being in Nashville and you know,
watching the steamboat go down by Sandy Pikerson anybody.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
With water balloon with deer pee. I don't know. He
had a he had a grudge against boat.
Speaker 8 (03:56):
But his house was like way up on a ledge
that looked down on the rever and he would just pelt.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
The showboat loaded up with tourists.
Speaker 8 (04:05):
With deer soaked urine. Now, dear, he said it was
I never Oh I smelled it.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Y'all have had it boys all right?
Speaker 9 (04:21):
Then?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
So uh Finally, in nineteen ninety six, after being no, woman,
that's a showboat, you mess me up? Ninety three, archaeologist
digging at a stone age village in Sweden reportedly discovered
nine thousand year old chewing gum. About that he was
on the bedpost, wrote a song about it, and then
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finally it was on this date ninety six. After being
rushed to the emergency room, seventy eight year old Gennaro
Florio of Hamlet, Connecticut received a new pacemaker that had
been on the market only three weeks. His son Joseph
had designed it. Well, there you go out there, I'll
try it. Son, Well, there you go. There's a three categories.
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One eight hundred Big Shows. You told free line we
play outbursts.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Next a more Man.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
There's a big show on the radio for your Monday morning.
I feature track for the Big Show, bed Box mag
Max on Pumpkin Spies. There's for ki words Pumpkin Spies.
Here the mid box at the Big Show dot.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
Com run.
Speaker 10 (05:51):
Ups, Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
Shon Boys.
Speaker 11 (06:00):
MG prizes from the Big Prize.
Speaker 12 (06:02):
Being Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 11 (06:06):
This should really be a lot of fun. Oupers have them.
They up against time. You want the best time till
you have a big shots.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Let's say, hey, the broad from Hayleyville out on battle
we have shots.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Good morning Brown, good morning, go morning, good morning.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
What are it gonna be?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I think you're gonna win this prize package of blue
EMU Nitch relieve cream and we're gonna get it to
you down Hayleyville after we go through these three categories.
Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (06:49):
I got you cover five seconds.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Three things you'll see on a showboat, cruise ship.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
I'm ready to.
Speaker 13 (06:56):
Go, people, bar, casinos.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
And ready shared the deer. You and you're in the
story because uh Piker passed away. We're talking about lie
you lie, so it's safe to tell the story.
Speaker 7 (07:09):
Yeah, the statue of limitations is.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Up because a few remind me of some down the road. Here,
all right, Brad, back to you there, buddy. Now we
need three things you chew ready, good.
Speaker 14 (07:20):
Dum dumb food and candy and for the wind.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Three things you'll find in an emergency room ready to go.
Speaker 13 (07:31):
Nurses and patience.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Man, that's two. Well, I guess you're gonna have two
nurses and one patient. Okay, sure enough, because Monday, Brad,
you got the prize packs just like we play in
that buddy you hang on for Jackie.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
I appreciate you, John Boy.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Back at you, my boy. Bottom of the hour, and
hope of you knew. Still we're gonna try to stay
in our lamb. I really don't always sing along with
I Robert Arl Keane.
Speaker 15 (08:06):
By m H Good Morning Max's on the radio. I'm
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riding on Monday Morning song sing along if you know.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
The words that's done by Robert Earl Keen is being
lying in to beg Yo. Sometimes I don't know what
I'm doing.
Speaker 16 (09:00):
Come on track and get ready to say Sometimes on
my days are filled with the ride. As I traveled
and left, some bad things ain't going mid way because
there's always someone swirming in my life.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
To keep swerving in my line.
Speaker 16 (09:27):
And it's causing lots of thinginger.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 14 (09:35):
I'm shooting you the flame, keep switching on my bride lines.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Just too dim to.
Speaker 17 (09:46):
When you're swerving all lives pie by you're running someone
off the road.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
The day jove way, I thought.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I never never love.
Speaker 16 (10:03):
Another, how else could I feed?
Speaker 10 (10:10):
But now and you run into me.
Speaker 16 (10:13):
I can't believe I could not see her.
Speaker 10 (10:18):
I'll tank up the ones at the waiting.
Speaker 16 (10:24):
You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of bang.
Speaker 7 (10:32):
I'm a cussing out your name.
Speaker 10 (10:35):
I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 16 (10:39):
I keep switching on my bride lights. But you're just
too dimpty now when you're swerving all lights, Hobby, you're
running someone off the road.
Speaker 18 (11:00):
Okay, show, it's gonna be funny.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Just save the laugh. So it's a big show because
you're wondered what by.
Speaker 10 (11:40):
Action?
Speaker 19 (11:42):
Hello friends, you're old pal Bertford here with another epiglotta
evacuating ndition of John Boy and Billy playhouse. Today's episode
the Heavenly Clocks as our story opens and Angel is
giving a newly arrived person the Grand.
Speaker 7 (11:57):
Tour of Heaven.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
And this is the health spa.
Speaker 7 (12:01):
Oh that's huge.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Yeah, we have everything.
Speaker 20 (12:04):
Tennis courts, pickleball courts, weight room, Olympic sized swimming pool,
you name it.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
What are what are all those logs for log tossing?
Speaker 20 (12:11):
The Scottish complained we didn't have enough stuff for them,
but they are.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
After all, you know, Scottish.
Speaker 21 (12:16):
Yeah, get it.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
This is our cineplex, three thousand screens.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
Holy bait. And do you get all the latest releases?
Speaker 20 (12:23):
No, we only show movies made before the nineties, you know,
after that everything's pretty much crap.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
Well you got that right. So what's that gigantic building
over there?
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Oh that is the Commissary.
Speaker 20 (12:34):
Foods from all over the globe prepared by the finest gourmetze.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Anything you want, they can make it.
Speaker 7 (12:38):
Wow, anything anything?
Speaker 19 (12:41):
Uh how about chilled monkey brains like in that Indiana
Jones movie?
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Are you busy on Thursday?
Speaker 7 (12:46):
Christmas? This place has everything.
Speaker 20 (12:48):
Your home has state of the art everything, and the
beds are actual clouds.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
Oh sounds heavenly.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
I see what you did there.
Speaker 7 (12:55):
Hey, what's that closet over there that says keep out?
Speaker 5 (12:58):
Oh?
Speaker 20 (12:59):
That that's the Hall of clocks.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
See.
Speaker 20 (13:02):
Every person is assigned a clock when they're born, and
that clock represents their life.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Here, just take a look. Wow, yeah, copy that.
Speaker 7 (13:12):
Why are some of the hands moving faster than the others?
Speaker 5 (13:15):
Good eye, good eye.
Speaker 20 (13:16):
See it means that the person has committed some acts
of stupidity, and in doing so, the clock's hands move faster,
shortening their existence.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
This place is full of surprises. Do you have any
celebrities clocks?
Speaker 6 (13:27):
You know?
Speaker 7 (13:28):
It would just be fun to see one of those.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Everybody has a clock. Pick a name?
Speaker 7 (13:31):
Oh wow, okay, how about Jimmy Kimmel.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Oh sorry, yeah, that's not here.
Speaker 7 (13:38):
Oh well where is it.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
It's up in the office. We've been using it as
a fan.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
Son of us.
Speaker 7 (13:51):
We hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
Oh look it's blown open my two top buttons.
Speaker 7 (13:57):
Tune in next time. Well we'll hear Jimmy Kimmel's near do.
Guardian Angel said, Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 22 (14:09):
Oh I love all those fine big Crown radio Man,
Water Winch, Cousin, Brusie, walk Man, Jack, John Boy and
Belly A.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Job boy. Belly had only two white men ever made
me more whoa, I feel so funb.
Speaker 14 (14:38):
Your lift back, We walk over for your lift back.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Wow, good morning, it's a big sea on the radio.
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Will head toward the Halloween glad to get the take
from a hoot and the Junior Nation Man, if you
listen closely, tell how they feel about it.
Speaker 10 (15:32):
Wadies and gentlemen.
Speaker 13 (15:33):
The Junior Nation Man presents a very un halloweeny sounding
tribute to Halloween, mainly because Halloween gets on our nerves.
Speaker 17 (15:42):
It was like this.
Speaker 10 (15:45):
Where it began.
Speaker 13 (15:49):
I can't begin to tell you, but I can tell
you it's the worst summer to fall. And then it's
late October, and lordy, I dread the thirty first kids
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all dressed up.
Speaker 23 (16:23):
At the door.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Begging for.
Speaker 10 (16:29):
Candy.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
Bar a boy.
Speaker 13 (16:40):
If I cold, I'm freeling me.
Speaker 10 (16:49):
Lo Ween is not telling.
Speaker 13 (16:54):
Cols they stay out too late, and then they start vandalizing.
It ain't no surprise with kids like these. First they
throw rocks, Next comes the toilet papers all over the
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yard and in the trees. They're palms, getting drunk, getting wild,
getting me.
Speaker 10 (17:40):
A pistol, my halloy.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
Drive me right out of my mind.
Speaker 8 (17:56):
I put my foot.
Speaker 10 (18:00):
And the crack up there behind, and I will too.
Speaker 11 (18:07):
That's right.
Speaker 13 (18:08):
Kids don't come around my trader on Halloween night because
my bowl of candy has a fish lim been replaced
by can of woolf bang, and you don't want me
to open it up. I halloweenlow if I feeling.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
And Lollween is not too good.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Morning bike shows on the radio coming up. We played
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of bullsnot cleaning products made in the USA. Drug drivers
keep America moving, the bull snot make sure they look
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the banner when you hit the big show dot com,
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hang o, get do it in minutes. Right now is
kick off our married Man Monday, My read Man, my.
Speaker 12 (19:16):
Rid Man drives around in a minivan.
Speaker 10 (19:20):
My com has no single wife will let him do
what the she says.
Speaker 12 (19:25):
It's about time he grew.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Well, there's a screw up.
Speaker 12 (19:30):
You'll find the married man.
Speaker 14 (19:33):
As our story opens. Married Man college buddy and their
strange new ally drinking buddy have just concluded an unsuccessful
audition for a new superhero team. The hapless trio headed
home in the mini van some superheroes.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
None of those losers even had the superpowers.
Speaker 10 (19:51):
I thought old four Guards pretty good.
Speaker 14 (19:53):
You see, Ronnie, what we're looking for is some useful superpowers.
Speaker 24 (19:57):
He said he can light them on fire. Bigare He
could be the fi guy and the fire guy. Ronnie, please, Hey,
what we need is some radiation. You know all the
big superhero guys get their powers from radiation.
Speaker 14 (20:10):
What you know, he's right. Spider Man was bitten by
a radioactive spider. The Incredible Hult was exposed to gamma rays.
The Fantastic Four flew that rocket ship through the radiation bell.
Speaker 10 (20:21):
Yeah, that's what turned him into rubber guy, fire guy,
rock guy, and who else?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Was it?
Speaker 14 (20:27):
The invisible girl?
Speaker 24 (20:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (20:28):
I don't remember seeing her a big.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Guy, Hello, she was invisible?
Speaker 14 (20:33):
You know our liver damaged friend here? Maybe onto something.
If we could expose ourselves to a massive dose of radiation,
we might get ourselves some real superpowers.
Speaker 7 (20:43):
Oh, this sounds like a great idea. You know what
else you can get from radiation?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Dead?
Speaker 10 (20:47):
Come on there, Dupi Geers, Ain't you got no vision?
Speaker 23 (20:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
How but all I keep seeing is three headstones with
our names on him.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
This is the dumbest idea I've ever heard.
Speaker 14 (20:56):
But where could we get some radiation?
Speaker 24 (20:58):
I know Feller works up at the nuclear station. I
bet he could sneak us in the back gate.
Speaker 6 (21:03):
Mmm.
Speaker 14 (21:04):
If he could get us close enough to the main reactor,
I bet we'd be in business.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Okay, that's the dumbest idea I've ever heard.
Speaker 10 (21:11):
Lay by your phone, big guir, I'll see if he's working.
Speaker 14 (21:15):
And soul our Harrows arrive at the delivery entrance to
the Brushywood Nuclear Station.
Speaker 10 (21:21):
Hey Homer, Hey, bigap.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
I gave my mind. Letford, you're not getting in here?
Speaker 10 (21:28):
What how come?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
I just remembered you're still on me twenty bucks.
Speaker 24 (21:32):
Hey, how about you some donuts not good enough and
a six part don't.
Speaker 6 (21:37):
You stand there?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Come on in.
Speaker 14 (21:39):
You aren't gonna get in any trouble doing this, are you?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Of course not.
Speaker 25 (21:43):
I've got the faith wired if nothing happens around here
with that, might say.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Though, God got it.
Speaker 25 (21:50):
My dorkcoat doesn't seem to me working loudy thinking Japs.
Speaker 10 (21:54):
Give it a whack on the side like this, big.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Air, Thank Glitford. Right this way, gentlemen, looked more like
a fire pack.
Speaker 10 (22:03):
I had to my whist along the way over, Bigain.
Speaker 14 (22:06):
So what we're looking for here, Homer, is a dose
of radiation just south of instantly lethal. The idea is
to bring out any latent superpowers we might have in
our DNA.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
I still say this is completely idiotic, not to mension humiliating.
Speaker 14 (22:23):
Speaking of which, excuse me this a second.
Speaker 13 (22:25):
Hello, Yeah, hi, honey, I'm kind of in the middle
of something right now. Well, college buddy, drinking buddy and
I are over at the nuclear station. We're about to
expose ourselves to a dose of radiation. Well, we hope
it will give us all superpowers. Well, yes, drinking buddy
is the one who came up with the idea. No,
I don't think it'll be too long. Yes, we're coming
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straight home right after that. Okay, I'll tell you what
I'll call you when we get out of the reactor. Okay, honey, bye,
married man.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
There's no way I'm going in there. God had to
be a complete idiot to go along with this idea.
Speaker 10 (22:59):
Ok First, I've got a big guy.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Cason point super powers for one. Write this way? Hey, Ledford,
would you mind holding this?
Speaker 6 (23:08):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Hillsbury microwave popcorn? No problem again, let me just check
the manual.
Speaker 25 (23:14):
A here ready, super powers thirty seconds to one and
a half minutes? Know how about them lakers?
Speaker 7 (23:23):
Homer?
Speaker 14 (23:24):
Have you ever actually cried this before?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Of course I do it all the time.
Speaker 25 (23:27):
Really, are you talking about the superpowers through the popcorn?
Speaker 6 (23:30):
Oh? Boy?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Hero is done? Oh? I didn't notice this in the manual.
Speaker 21 (23:38):
What is it?
Speaker 25 (23:39):
We were supposed to rotate him a quarter turn halfway
through the cooking protest?
Speaker 14 (23:44):
Great caesar salad.
Speaker 10 (23:46):
Look, oh man.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
He's huge.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Cry hey, where's my popcorn?
Speaker 6 (23:52):
About it?
Speaker 12 (23:53):
Smiles?
Speaker 10 (23:53):
Period? Oh great?
Speaker 14 (23:57):
You turn him into the incredible hum Homer quick, what
do we do?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Uh, well, there's a fiery thing which you're on the wall.
Speaker 14 (24:03):
Over there, holy stupid idea drinking buddy, a giant gin
swelling behemoth. Our hero's about to be smashed. Till that again.
Next time when we'll hear a married man say.
Speaker 10 (24:17):
Run for your lives.
Speaker 14 (24:18):
College buddy say.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
We're all gonna be killed.
Speaker 14 (24:21):
Homer say a fireing thing with your you fig drank
fuck corn and giant drinking buddy say prop corn.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Merchant, bastard, you heard me? By God, let me hugging
how much you heard me?
Speaker 14 (24:37):
Don't miss next tightening adventure, same married time, same married channel.
Over there a school.
Speaker 12 (24:44):
Look, you'll find the married.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Minenother adventure in about an hour. Alright, let's jump in
here for John Boy Jeopardy. Back in medieval England, these
pointed little too RULs were considered a status symbol. They
were made of gold or silver and came in expensive
jeweled cases. Nowadays they're made of wood and literally costs
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less than a dime a dozen.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
What are shishkaboobsspops?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
I like the way you think what y'all got? One
eight hundred big show you told free line We go
to we get a winner. We play John boyd Jepardy Next,
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Good Morning, It's a big show on the radio for
your Monday, October twentieth The Future track Win a Big Show,
Big Box, mad Max on, Pumpkin Spies, keywords, punkins. They're
gonna link at the Big Show dot COmON right now,
Let's play Yas live across America.
Speaker 7 (26:07):
It's John by Jeminadam back and now your host. His
favorite part of fall is just around the corner.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
It's when all the mosquitoes go back to hell.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
He is John Doy.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
I chase him to High County.
Speaker 9 (26:23):
Don't know what.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
They had a Jimmy at a Johnsonville, South Carolina.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
Good morning, Jimmy, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Hey buddy, you got first shot at John Boydjepardy this
morning must be living right well, I don't know, Jimmy.
Let's go back to medieval England. These pointed little tools
were considered a status symbol. Theyver made of gold of silver,
came in expensive jeweled cases. Nowadays they're made of wood
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and literally costs less than a dime a dozen. Have
you got a Jimmy?
Speaker 8 (26:58):
All I can think of is too.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Well, let's see show us two picks.
Speaker 19 (27:05):
It says that.
Speaker 6 (27:08):
Gold and silver.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Everyfore, boy, you have a cavity that brings you a
photo saver.
Speaker 7 (27:14):
Make them out of aluminum foil.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Oh, yeah, that's what it is, Jammie.
Speaker 10 (27:19):
Good work, buddy.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I'll be one hundred and twenty bucks worth of bull's
not headed down to Johnsonville.
Speaker 13 (27:24):
For you first time Colar.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Good work waited, buddy, Aaron.
Speaker 11 (27:31):
Can I give a shout out you do it.
Speaker 23 (27:32):
Right now to all the EMS workers into in the nation.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Well you got it, Jamies, thank you for that. I
appreciate y'all. Boys. I hang right down with Jacket. I
appreciate it. Why we're jumping out right quick, catching you up.
Phones going on around you, the time capsule on the
other side.
Speaker 6 (27:56):
Get that money more.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Than the last, right, can we?
Speaker 26 (28:27):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 14 (28:42):
And now it's story time with your host Carl Childrens.
Speaker 17 (28:48):
Hey there, John Boy, old Feller. I hired you and
them other fellas making a fuss over them country boys
or women and football players.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Mets D did kind little like I'm minting.
Speaker 17 (29:04):
I played me some football time to time with that
weekly boy Frank and his friends. I stove up pretty quick.
I was old and give out. I never wasn't no
account at it. That weekly boy had always yell at me,
what you dropped the ball firm? What you dropping the
ball firm? So I just I just think with what
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the good Lord meant me to do, small engine repair
and comedy. I found me a book on sports humor
over to the mall. It's all about college sports.
Speaker 21 (29:41):
Teams and whatnot.
Speaker 17 (29:44):
They ain't a whole past love him. I'm only telling
the one without curse words in it. I had not
a talk like it, But at least I was able
to work up and act for me and Malinda. And
when mister Murray over the red hot telent puts us
on something called the college her kid, we can do
something for you if and you want us to. You ready, Melinda, I.
Speaker 9 (30:06):
Need to sit down, my faith heart. I can't do
comedy if my feet hurt. I don't know about you,
but if my faith heart I just don't feel funny.
Speaker 17 (30:24):
All right? Then you have a seat over here next
to a little feller. Some folks call him Billy.
Speaker 9 (30:30):
I called him, hey, Billy. I have to sit here
because my fate hard. I hope it's okay, as it
is not okay.
Speaker 27 (30:42):
You let me know. I can move if I have to.
I don't want to, though, Well, don't worry about this
chair is comfortable? Is your chair coatsbro.
Speaker 17 (30:55):
Her feet hurt, but her jaws seemed to be working
on all right. Didn't let me do our comedy skit.
We can get you back to the dollar store for
Msootie gets all upset.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
You want to introduce us? Oh yeah, yeah, I got
your hair. That's a gentle of comedy.
Speaker 22 (31:16):
Silence of Carl and a big girl from the dollar store.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
She don't like me called big girls Carl and Melinda.
Speaker 17 (31:25):
All right, then.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Is this thing addie?
Speaker 17 (31:33):
Folks? Hey Melinda? What do you reckon? The average Mississippi
State player gets on his ssats drool.
Speaker 9 (31:47):
Hey Carl, I saw you watching those cheerleaders on the TV. Yes, im,
what do you get when you put thirty two Arkansas
cheerleaders in one room?
Speaker 17 (31:59):
Full set of tea? Speaking of cheerleaders, and we were
why do them Auburn cheerleaders all wear beibs.
Speaker 9 (32:11):
To cap the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
I thought maybe that would help.
Speaker 27 (32:20):
My fate still.
Speaker 17 (32:25):
And Melinda, how do you get a Georgia graduate off
your porch?
Speaker 9 (32:31):
You're paying for the pizza, Hey Carl, why is the
Vanderbilt football team like a pallsum.
Speaker 17 (32:42):
Well, on account of they played dead at home and
get killed on the road, Get it, Melinda? What a
Florida State students call their.
Speaker 9 (32:57):
Freshman year the three longest year years of their lives?
Speaker 27 (33:04):
Hey Carl?
Speaker 9 (33:05):
How how many freshman hokies does it take to change
the light bulb?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
None?
Speaker 17 (33:12):
There's a sophomore course in Virginia, Texas? She does that?
Do that? Turkey gobble?
Speaker 27 (33:24):
Gobble gobble?
Speaker 9 (33:28):
I don't feel like school spirit right now.
Speaker 17 (33:32):
You just hold on. We got a couple more jokes here.
Where do you? Where do you reckon?
Speaker 21 (33:36):
That? O? J?
Speaker 17 (33:37):
Feller was headed in that there?
Speaker 27 (33:38):
Bronco Lexington, Kentucky.
Speaker 9 (33:42):
He knew the police would never look for a Heisman
Trophy winter there?
Speaker 5 (33:51):
Hey Carl, why.
Speaker 27 (33:54):
Did Tennessee choose orange for their team?
Speaker 6 (33:57):
Color?
Speaker 17 (33:59):
Well? They a word to the game on Saturday unknown
Sunday and picking up trash of long eye forty.
Speaker 9 (34:06):
The rest Wait, well, I don't have any other jokes
written down.
Speaker 17 (34:17):
That's an account. We're done, good night and don't forget
to tip over your waiters. Thank John Boy, so long
a little feller.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
John Boy and Billies never not in a million years,
absolutely not, no way, Jose, no chance, Lance and yet
negatory na uh.
Speaker 8 (34:41):
And of course my own personal favorite of all time,
man falling off of a cliff.
Speaker 26 (34:46):
No good morning Radio, done right, good morning.
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It's a big Shawn already.
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Is l list?
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I know.
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Oh what?
Speaker 7 (38:33):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
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sixty two. It's a collared three X shirt that's never
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Speaker 12 (39:54):
My remind my readman drive surrounding up minivan God and
some kids. His whole life's on the skids. Hey, there
there goes the married man. How's he feel. Listen, dude,
this poor guy's really screwed hanging on. Buy a thread,
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quarter of milk, loaf of bread. Hey, there there goes
the married man. Got a big gas grew, buys.
Speaker 11 (40:24):
His clothes at the gap, and he's just about hanging
on for this crime.
Speaker 12 (40:32):
Married man, manored man, friendly neighborhood, married.
Speaker 14 (40:36):
Man life for him, has no single wife.
Speaker 11 (40:39):
Or let him do what the she says.
Speaker 12 (40:42):
It's about time he grew.
Speaker 14 (40:44):
Well, wherever there's a screw up, you'll find.
Speaker 12 (40:47):
The married man.
Speaker 14 (40:49):
As our story opens, married Man's pal college body arrives
outside the super Team's headquarters, located in the newly finished
area of married Man's suburban basement.
Speaker 7 (41:02):
They married man, open up is.
Speaker 23 (41:03):
Me, I'll touch and this is a secure area for access.
Please provide your super Team password. Do what for access?
Please provide your super Team secret password.
Speaker 7 (41:18):
Come on up, man is cold out here.
Speaker 23 (41:21):
There is no admittance to this facility without your super
Team secret password.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
If you don't open this door right now, I'm going
to tell your wife about that super secret checking account.
Speaker 7 (41:31):
She doesn't know about.
Speaker 23 (41:33):
Password. Accept this, you're not clear to enter the facility.
Speaker 7 (41:40):
What's with the secret password? Stuff?
Speaker 14 (41:42):
Well, security is an important part of any secret hideout,
old chum, you never know when an old nemesis might
pop up and throw a wrench into your carefully made plans.
Excuse me just a second. Hello, Hi, honey, bunny, what's that? Well?
I guess I could pop out later and pick up
a few things. Hold on a second, chum, could you
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hand me that inkpen over on the coffee table?
Speaker 26 (42:06):
Thanks?
Speaker 14 (42:06):
Okay, honey, go ahead? Craft light singles tied with bleach,
loots of garden burgers, two liter caffeine free diet root
beer and what oh do you need the regular Maxi
or the Supermaxi Ultramax.
Speaker 7 (42:28):
Wow?
Speaker 14 (42:28):
Those must be news. Okay, I'll take care of it
in just a few minutes. I'm not really sure. No,
I don't think it'll be very long. I'll take care
of it. Okay, all right, honey, bye, Okay, Sorry, where
was I? You were just pulling the ranch out of
a carefully made plan. Past word accepted, You are clear
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to enter the facility. His secret past word is hey,
big I guess who I thought that might save us
some time?
Speaker 10 (43:01):
I say, they're droop of yours. Don't care who I
brung with me?
Speaker 21 (43:05):
Hi, everybody remember me, Linda Butchman. I helped you guys
thought at Carmacks that day.
Speaker 24 (43:11):
Stuck right with us till the end. Never at the
Pink pussy Cat Lounge too. You know, a big girl,
you're just lacking one.
Speaker 6 (43:16):
Of the guys.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Well that's one way to put it.
Speaker 21 (43:19):
Hey, good music, cold drink, hot babes. Who wouldn't love
a place like that?
Speaker 10 (43:24):
There you go, I like you, big girl drinking buddy.
Speaker 7 (43:27):
Trust me, you're wasting your time.
Speaker 10 (43:30):
You don't know everything is know about me? How about that? Look?
Speaker 21 (43:33):
I know you guys have some team business to take
care of. Do you have a lady throom I could use? Sure,
it's the second door on the left banks back in
a flash.
Speaker 14 (43:42):
Sometimes you have to jiggle the handle on that Comode
A little.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Bit drinking buddy, What the word did you bring her
to the meeting for?
Speaker 24 (43:49):
Well, a big girl just got laid off down at
CarMax and she's kind of got some time on her hands.
Speaker 14 (43:54):
Yes, and I think it's about time our little superhero
team expanded a little bit. Dude, Why well, think about it.
Have you ever heard of a supergroup that's a trio?
I mean, you know, there's the Dynamic Duo and the
Fantastic Four, But what kind of team only has three members?
The Stooges exactly. Plus we need four members to qualify
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for that new superhero group. Medical coverage from Northwestern Mutual. Hey,
they just added dental.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
What's here? Super power able to score choice tickets for
the next lil a fair.
Speaker 14 (44:24):
Oh easy, chum drinking buddy, says Miss Butcherman. Seems to
have a real enthusiasm for crime busting.
Speaker 24 (44:30):
Yeah, before she got into car business, she was a
bouncer at the House of Blues in Myrtle Beach, and
this her team could.
Speaker 10 (44:36):
Use a little muscle.
Speaker 7 (44:37):
You know, Well, she's definitely got that.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
But if you think bringing her on board means you're
ever gonna score with her, you're barking up the wrong tree, Well,
says you.
Speaker 10 (44:46):
I might have a few cards that I ain't.
Speaker 14 (44:48):
Showing right now, Miss Butchman, you can come back in.
Speaker 7 (44:52):
Now, you guys through a.
Speaker 10 (44:56):
Wait lecking good here.
Speaker 14 (44:58):
Oh you made your own costume, dark blue spandex. It's
very flattering, right college buddy? Oh yeah, she looks just
like the tick.
Speaker 21 (45:11):
My friend Glady's to help me out with it. She
does wardrobe at the east Side Little.
Speaker 14 (45:15):
Theater, Miss Buttzman, I'd like to officially welcome you to
our little super family. And now I guess we need
to come up with a cool superhero name for you.
Speaker 21 (45:23):
Well, Gladys and I did some thinking about that. Check
it out. Since my costume's dark blue, I could call
myself Indigo girl.
Speaker 7 (45:33):
Hey, drinking buddy, you know those cards you're not showing.
Speaker 14 (45:36):
I think it might be time to fold. And so
a trio of heroes has become a mixed quartet tune.
And again next time, when we're hear Linda's friend Gladys
from the east Side Little Theater say.
Speaker 5 (45:51):
I gave you the best years of my life.
Speaker 27 (45:53):
What do I get?
Speaker 5 (45:54):
Heartaches?
Speaker 14 (45:55):
There's such a girl, don't miss next spink to tightening adventure,
same married time, same married channels.
Speaker 12 (46:05):
Well that's a school. Look you don't find the married mane.
Speaker 6 (46:11):
I love it like y'all.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Another adventure from our superhero Lisa.
Speaker 6 (46:17):
I know.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Let's play beats Blonde, y'all. One eight hundred big shows
you told Freeland across America. We play next,
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
You come on me today because you know, no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a hair cut. Maybe I'll ask
you to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll
just ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with
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a horse's heading or these two horses?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Ayes, cocka doodle dooo?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Up and out on It is Monday morning. Friend, always
sound like Grady on Monday morning for some reason. All right,
we all in pretty good mood here. I hope you
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are too. Let's get you Monday started off right here.
It's National brandied Fruit Day. Though some fruit and some liquor.
Let us out in the jar for a while. I
god like the racetrack. Don't eat the plums, fad for you.
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National Chicken and Waffles Day, salty and sweet. That's the deal.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Yes, I shared some of that the other nights.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Good shared some.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Here's a lot of chicken, a lot of waffles.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Good old sweet and hot works too, John Boy and
Billy Hot and spicy, grill and sauce. Yeah, that's mine,
they say. Man, that doesn't sell as big as the
original or the sweet and mild. You know, if you
like heat, I like heat. Man, you gotta have the
heat if you like me, you like it, you like it.
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You know, retiring at the end of the year, So
y'all need to go ahead and get you a couple
of bottles here you never know. And uh, all right,
National clean your virtual desk top days, so y'all have
one of those, y'all, y'all clean, and I'll think about
chicken and waffle.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
So so good.
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And we got three days in this. You were saved up.
We'll get that first prize back out and get to winning.
Beginning for this week were Whack Big Shows on the Radio.
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We're doing three dates in history where we're turn them
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over two categories for you to win. Eighteen seventeen, the
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Oh right, eighteen seventeen before the high cost of prunes
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Yeah, do you remember being in Nashville and you know,
watching the steamboat go down by Sandy Pikerson anybody.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
With water balloon with deer pee. I don't know. He
had a he had a grudge against boat.
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But his house was like way up on a ledge
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The showboat loaded up with tourists.
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I never Oh I smelled it.
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Y'all have had it boys all right?
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Then?
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So uh Finally, in nineteen ninety six, after being no, woman,
that's a showboat, you mess me up? Ninety three, archaeologist
digging at a stone age village in Sweden reportedly discovered
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on the bedpost, wrote a song about it, and then
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finally it was on this date ninety six. After being
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been on the market only three weeks. His son Joseph
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One eight hundred Big Shows. You told free line we
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Next a more Man.
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There's a big show on the radio for your Monday morning.
I feature track for the Big Show, bed Box mag
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Shon Boys.
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Being Let's go contested number one.
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This should really be a lot of fun. Oupers have them.
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Let's say, hey, the broad from Hayleyville out on battle
we have shots.
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Good morning Brown, good morning, go morning, good morning.
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Are you ready?
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I got you cover five seconds.
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Three things you'll see on a showboat, cruise ship.
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I'm ready to.
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Go, people, bar, casinos.
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And ready shared the deer. You and you're in the
story because uh Piker passed away. We're talking about lie
you lie, so it's safe to tell the story.
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Yeah, the statue of limitations is.
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Up because a few remind me of some down the road. Here,
all right, Brad, back to you there, buddy. Now we
need three things you chew ready, good.
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Dum dumb food and candy and for the wind.
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Three things you'll find in an emergency room ready to go.
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Nurses and patience.
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Man, that's two. Well, I guess you're gonna have two
nurses and one patient. Okay, sure enough, because Monday, Brad,
you got the prize packs just like we play in
that buddy you hang on for Jackie.
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I appreciate you, John Boy.
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Back at you, my boy. Bottom of the hour, and
hope of you knew. Still we're gonna try to stay
in our lamb. I really don't always sing along with
I Robert Arl Keane.
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By m H Good Morning Max's on the radio. I'm
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riding on Monday Morning song sing along if you know.
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The words that's done by Robert Earl Keen is being
lying in to beg Yo. Sometimes I don't know what
I'm doing.
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Come on track and get ready to say Sometimes on
my days are filled with the ride. As I traveled
and left, some bad things ain't going mid way because
there's always someone swirming in my life.
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To keep swerving in my line.
Speaker 16 (09:27):
And it's causing lots of thinginger.
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I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 14 (09:35):
I'm shooting you the flame, keep switching on my bride lines.
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Just too dim to.
Speaker 17 (09:46):
When you're swerving all lives pie by you're running someone
off the road.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
The day jove way, I thought.
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I never never love.
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Another, how else could I feed?
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But now and you run into me.
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I can't believe I could not see her.
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I'll tank up the ones at the waiting.
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You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of bang.
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I'm a cussing out your name.
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I'm shooting you the fine.
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I keep switching on my bride lights. But you're just
too dimpty now when you're swerving all lights, Hobby, you're
running someone off the road.
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Okay, show, it's gonna be funny.
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Action?
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Hello friends, you're old pal Bertford here with another epiglotta
evacuating ndition of John Boy and Billy playhouse. Today's episode
the Heavenly Clocks as our story opens and Angel is
giving a newly arrived person the Grand.
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Tour of Heaven.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
And this is the health spa.
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Oh that's huge.
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Yeah, we have everything.
Speaker 20 (12:04):
Tennis courts, pickleball courts, weight room, Olympic sized swimming pool,
you name it.
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What are what are all those logs for log tossing?
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The Scottish complained we didn't have enough stuff for them,
but they are.
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After all, you know, Scottish.
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Yeah, get it.
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This is our cineplex, three thousand screens.
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Holy bait. And do you get all the latest releases?
Speaker 20 (12:23):
No, we only show movies made before the nineties, you know,
after that everything's pretty much crap.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
Well you got that right. So what's that gigantic building
over there?
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Oh that is the Commissary.
Speaker 20 (12:34):
Foods from all over the globe prepared by the finest gourmetze.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Anything you want, they can make it.
Speaker 7 (12:38):
Wow, anything anything?
Speaker 19 (12:41):
Uh how about chilled monkey brains like in that Indiana
Jones movie?
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Are you busy on Thursday?
Speaker 7 (12:46):
Christmas? This place has everything.
Speaker 20 (12:48):
Your home has state of the art everything, and the
beds are actual clouds.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
Oh sounds heavenly.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
I see what you did there.
Speaker 7 (12:55):
Hey, what's that closet over there that says keep out?
Speaker 5 (12:58):
Oh?
Speaker 20 (12:59):
That that's the Hall of clocks.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
See.
Speaker 20 (13:02):
Every person is assigned a clock when they're born, and
that clock represents their life.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Here, just take a look. Wow, yeah, copy that.
Speaker 7 (13:12):
Why are some of the hands moving faster than the others?
Speaker 5 (13:15):
Good eye, good eye.
Speaker 20 (13:16):
See it means that the person has committed some acts
of stupidity, and in doing so, the clock's hands move faster,
shortening their existence.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
This place is full of surprises. Do you have any
celebrities clocks?
Speaker 6 (13:27):
You know?
Speaker 7 (13:28):
It would just be fun to see one of those.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Everybody has a clock. Pick a name?
Speaker 7 (13:31):
Oh wow, okay, how about Jimmy Kimmel.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Oh sorry, yeah, that's not here.
Speaker 7 (13:38):
Oh well where is it.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
It's up in the office. We've been using it as
a fan.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
Son of us.
Speaker 7 (13:51):
We hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
Oh look it's blown open my two top buttons.
Speaker 7 (13:57):
Tune in next time. Well we'll hear Jimmy Kimmel's near do.
Guardian Angel said, Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 22 (14:09):
Oh I love all those fine big Crown radio Man,
Water Winch, Cousin, Brusie, walk Man, Jack, John Boy and
Belly A.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Job boy. Belly had only two white men ever made
me more whoa, I feel so funb.
Speaker 14 (14:38):
Your lift back, We walk over for your lift back.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Wow, good morning, it's a big sea on the radio.
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Will head toward the Halloween glad to get the take
from a hoot and the Junior Nation Man, if you
listen closely, tell how they feel about it.
Speaker 10 (15:32):
Wadies and gentlemen.
Speaker 13 (15:33):
The Junior Nation Man presents a very un halloweeny sounding
tribute to Halloween, mainly because Halloween gets on our nerves.
Speaker 17 (15:42):
It was like this.
Speaker 10 (15:45):
Where it began.
Speaker 13 (15:49):
I can't begin to tell you, but I can tell
you it's the worst summer to fall. And then it's
late October, and lordy, I dread the thirty first kids
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all dressed up.
Speaker 23 (16:23):
At the door.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Begging for.
Speaker 10 (16:29):
Candy.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
Bar a boy.
Speaker 13 (16:40):
If I cold, I'm freeling me.
Speaker 10 (16:49):
Lo Ween is not telling.
Speaker 13 (16:54):
Cols they stay out too late, and then they start vandalizing.
It ain't no surprise with kids like these. First they
throw rocks, Next comes the toilet papers all over the
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yard and in the trees. They're palms, getting drunk, getting wild,
getting me.
Speaker 10 (17:40):
A pistol, my halloy.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
Drive me right out of my mind.
Speaker 8 (17:56):
I put my foot.
Speaker 10 (18:00):
And the crack up there behind, and I will too.
Speaker 11 (18:07):
That's right.
Speaker 13 (18:08):
Kids don't come around my trader on Halloween night because
my bowl of candy has a fish lim been replaced
by can of woolf bang, and you don't want me
to open it up. I halloweenlow if I feeling.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
And Lollween is not too good.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
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hang o, get do it in minutes. Right now is
kick off our married Man Monday, My read Man, my.
Speaker 12 (19:16):
Rid Man drives around in a minivan.
Speaker 10 (19:20):
My com has no single wife will let him do
what the she says.
Speaker 12 (19:25):
It's about time he grew.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Well, there's a screw up.
Speaker 12 (19:30):
You'll find the married man.
Speaker 14 (19:33):
As our story opens. Married Man college buddy and their
strange new ally drinking buddy have just concluded an unsuccessful
audition for a new superhero team. The hapless trio headed
home in the mini van some superheroes.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
None of those losers even had the superpowers.
Speaker 10 (19:51):
I thought old four Guards pretty good.
Speaker 14 (19:53):
You see, Ronnie, what we're looking for is some useful superpowers.
Speaker 24 (19:57):
He said he can light them on fire. Bigare He
could be the fi guy and the fire guy. Ronnie, please, Hey,
what we need is some radiation. You know all the
big superhero guys get their powers from radiation.
Speaker 14 (20:10):
What you know, he's right. Spider Man was bitten by
a radioactive spider. The Incredible Hult was exposed to gamma rays.
The Fantastic Four flew that rocket ship through the radiation bell.
Speaker 10 (20:21):
Yeah, that's what turned him into rubber guy, fire guy,
rock guy, and who else?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Was it?
Speaker 14 (20:27):
The invisible girl?
Speaker 24 (20:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (20:28):
I don't remember seeing her a big.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Guy, Hello, she was invisible?
Speaker 14 (20:33):
You know our liver damaged friend here? Maybe onto something.
If we could expose ourselves to a massive dose of radiation,
we might get ourselves some real superpowers.
Speaker 7 (20:43):
Oh, this sounds like a great idea. You know what
else you can get from radiation?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Dead?
Speaker 10 (20:47):
Come on there, Dupi Geers, Ain't you got no vision?
Speaker 23 (20:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
How but all I keep seeing is three headstones with
our names on him.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
This is the dumbest idea I've ever heard.
Speaker 14 (20:56):
But where could we get some radiation?
Speaker 24 (20:58):
I know Feller works up at the nuclear station. I
bet he could sneak us in the back gate.
Speaker 6 (21:03):
Mmm.
Speaker 14 (21:04):
If he could get us close enough to the main reactor,
I bet we'd be in business.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Okay, that's the dumbest idea I've ever heard.
Speaker 10 (21:11):
Lay by your phone, big guir, I'll see if he's working.
Speaker 14 (21:15):
And soul our Harrows arrive at the delivery entrance to
the Brushywood Nuclear Station.
Speaker 10 (21:21):
Hey Homer, Hey, bigap.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
I gave my mind. Letford, you're not getting in here?
Speaker 10 (21:28):
What how come?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
I just remembered you're still on me twenty bucks.
Speaker 24 (21:32):
Hey, how about you some donuts not good enough and
a six part don't.
Speaker 6 (21:37):
You stand there?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Come on in.
Speaker 14 (21:39):
You aren't gonna get in any trouble doing this, are you?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Of course not.
Speaker 25 (21:43):
I've got the faith wired if nothing happens around here
with that, might say.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Though, God got it.
Speaker 25 (21:50):
My dorkcoat doesn't seem to me working loudy thinking Japs.
Speaker 10 (21:54):
Give it a whack on the side like this, big.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Air, Thank Glitford. Right this way, gentlemen, looked more like
a fire pack.
Speaker 10 (22:03):
I had to my whist along the way over, Bigain.
Speaker 14 (22:06):
So what we're looking for here, Homer, is a dose
of radiation just south of instantly lethal. The idea is
to bring out any latent superpowers we might have in
our DNA.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
I still say this is completely idiotic, not to mension humiliating.
Speaker 14 (22:23):
Speaking of which, excuse me this a second.
Speaker 13 (22:25):
Hello, Yeah, hi, honey, I'm kind of in the middle
of something right now. Well, college buddy, drinking buddy and
I are over at the nuclear station. We're about to
expose ourselves to a dose of radiation. Well, we hope
it will give us all superpowers. Well, yes, drinking buddy
is the one who came up with the idea. No,
I don't think it'll be too long. Yes, we're coming
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straight home right after that. Okay, I'll tell you what
I'll call you when we get out of the reactor. Okay, honey, bye,
married man.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
There's no way I'm going in there. God had to
be a complete idiot to go along with this idea.
Speaker 10 (22:59):
Ok First, I've got a big guy.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Cason point super powers for one. Write this way? Hey, Ledford,
would you mind holding this?
Speaker 6 (23:08):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Hillsbury microwave popcorn? No problem again, let me just check
the manual.
Speaker 25 (23:14):
A here ready, super powers thirty seconds to one and
a half minutes? Know how about them lakers?
Speaker 7 (23:23):
Homer?
Speaker 14 (23:24):
Have you ever actually cried this before?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Of course I do it all the time.
Speaker 25 (23:27):
Really, are you talking about the superpowers through the popcorn?
Speaker 6 (23:30):
Oh? Boy?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Hero is done? Oh? I didn't notice this in the manual.
Speaker 21 (23:38):
What is it?
Speaker 25 (23:39):
We were supposed to rotate him a quarter turn halfway
through the cooking protest?
Speaker 14 (23:44):
Great caesar salad.
Speaker 10 (23:46):
Look, oh man.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
He's huge.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Cry hey, where's my popcorn?
Speaker 6 (23:52):
About it?
Speaker 12 (23:53):
Smiles?
Speaker 10 (23:53):
Period? Oh great?
Speaker 14 (23:57):
You turn him into the incredible hum Homer quick, what
do we do?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Uh, well, there's a fiery thing which you're on the wall.
Speaker 14 (24:03):
Over there, holy stupid idea drinking buddy, a giant gin
swelling behemoth. Our hero's about to be smashed. Till that again.
Next time when we'll hear a married man say.
Speaker 10 (24:17):
Run for your lives.
Speaker 14 (24:18):
College buddy say.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
We're all gonna be killed.
Speaker 14 (24:21):
Homer say a fireing thing with your you fig drank
fuck corn and giant drinking buddy say prop corn.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Merchant, bastard, you heard me? By God, let me hugging
how much you heard me?
Speaker 14 (24:37):
Don't miss next tightening adventure, same married time, same married channel.
Over there a school.
Speaker 12 (24:44):
Look, you'll find the married.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Minenother adventure in about an hour. Alright, let's jump in
here for John Boy Jeopardy. Back in medieval England, these
pointed little too RULs were considered a status symbol. They
were made of gold or silver and came in expensive
jeweled cases. Nowadays they're made of wood and literally costs
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less than a dime a dozen.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
What are shishkaboobsspops?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
I like the way you think what y'all got? One
eight hundred big show you told free line We go
to we get a winner. We play John boyd Jepardy Next,
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Good Morning, It's a big show on the radio for
your Monday, October twentieth The Future track Win a Big Show,
Big Box, mad Max on, Pumpkin Spies, keywords, punkins. They're
gonna link at the Big Show dot COmON right now,
Let's play Yas live across America.
Speaker 7 (26:07):
It's John by Jeminadam back and now your host. His
favorite part of fall is just around the corner.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
It's when all the mosquitoes go back to hell.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
He is John Doy.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
I chase him to High County.
Speaker 9 (26:23):
Don't know what.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
They had a Jimmy at a Johnsonville, South Carolina.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
Good morning, Jimmy, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Hey buddy, you got first shot at John Boydjepardy this
morning must be living right well, I don't know, Jimmy.
Let's go back to medieval England. These pointed little tools
were considered a status symbol. Theyver made of gold of silver,
came in expensive jeweled cases. Nowadays they're made of wood
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and literally costs less than a dime a dozen. Have
you got a Jimmy?
Speaker 8 (26:58):
All I can think of is too.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Well, let's see show us two picks.
Speaker 19 (27:05):
It says that.
Speaker 6 (27:08):
Gold and silver.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Everyfore, boy, you have a cavity that brings you a
photo saver.
Speaker 7 (27:14):
Make them out of aluminum foil.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Oh, yeah, that's what it is, Jammie.
Speaker 10 (27:19):
Good work, buddy.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I'll be one hundred and twenty bucks worth of bull's
not headed down to Johnsonville.
Speaker 13 (27:24):
For you first time Colar.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Good work waited, buddy, Aaron.
Speaker 11 (27:31):
Can I give a shout out you do it.
Speaker 23 (27:32):
Right now to all the EMS workers into in the nation.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Well you got it, Jamies, thank you for that. I
appreciate y'all. Boys. I hang right down with Jacket. I
appreciate it. Why we're jumping out right quick, catching you up.
Phones going on around you, the time capsule on the
other side.
Speaker 6 (27:56):
Get that money more.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Than the last, right, can we?
Speaker 26 (28:27):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 14 (28:42):
And now it's story time with your host Carl Childrens.
Speaker 17 (28:48):
Hey there, John Boy, old Feller. I hired you and
them other fellas making a fuss over them country boys
or women and football players.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Mets D did kind little like I'm minting.
Speaker 17 (29:04):
I played me some football time to time with that
weekly boy Frank and his friends. I stove up pretty quick.
I was old and give out. I never wasn't no
account at it. That weekly boy had always yell at me,
what you dropped the ball firm? What you dropping the
ball firm? So I just I just think with what
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the good Lord meant me to do, small engine repair
and comedy. I found me a book on sports humor
over to the mall. It's all about college sports.
Speaker 21 (29:41):
Teams and whatnot.
Speaker 17 (29:44):
They ain't a whole past love him. I'm only telling
the one without curse words in it. I had not
a talk like it, But at least I was able
to work up and act for me and Malinda. And
when mister Murray over the red hot telent puts us
on something called the college her kid, we can do
something for you if and you want us to. You ready, Melinda, I.
Speaker 9 (30:06):
Need to sit down, my faith heart. I can't do
comedy if my feet hurt. I don't know about you,
but if my faith heart I just don't feel funny.
Speaker 17 (30:24):
All right? Then you have a seat over here next
to a little feller. Some folks call him Billy.
Speaker 9 (30:30):
I called him, hey, Billy. I have to sit here
because my fate hard. I hope it's okay, as it
is not okay.
Speaker 27 (30:42):
You let me know. I can move if I have to.
I don't want to, though, Well, don't worry about this
chair is comfortable? Is your chair coatsbro.
Speaker 17 (30:55):
Her feet hurt, but her jaws seemed to be working
on all right. Didn't let me do our comedy skit.
We can get you back to the dollar store for
Msootie gets all upset.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
You want to introduce us? Oh yeah, yeah, I got
your hair. That's a gentle of comedy.
Speaker 22 (31:16):
Silence of Carl and a big girl from the dollar store.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
She don't like me called big girls Carl and Melinda.
Speaker 17 (31:25):
All right, then.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Is this thing addie?
Speaker 17 (31:33):
Folks? Hey Melinda? What do you reckon? The average Mississippi
State player gets on his ssats drool.
Speaker 9 (31:47):
Hey Carl, I saw you watching those cheerleaders on the TV. Yes, im,
what do you get when you put thirty two Arkansas
cheerleaders in one room?
Speaker 17 (31:59):
Full set of tea? Speaking of cheerleaders, and we were
why do them Auburn cheerleaders all wear beibs.
Speaker 9 (32:11):
To cap the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
I thought maybe that would help.
Speaker 27 (32:20):
My fate still.
Speaker 17 (32:25):
And Melinda, how do you get a Georgia graduate off
your porch?
Speaker 9 (32:31):
You're paying for the pizza, Hey Carl, why is the
Vanderbilt football team like a pallsum.
Speaker 17 (32:42):
Well, on account of they played dead at home and
get killed on the road, Get it, Melinda? What a
Florida State students call their.
Speaker 9 (32:57):
Freshman year the three longest year years of their lives?
Speaker 27 (33:04):
Hey Carl?
Speaker 9 (33:05):
How how many freshman hokies does it take to change
the light bulb?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
None?
Speaker 17 (33:12):
There's a sophomore course in Virginia, Texas? She does that?
Do that? Turkey gobble?
Speaker 27 (33:24):
Gobble gobble?
Speaker 9 (33:28):
I don't feel like school spirit right now.
Speaker 17 (33:32):
You just hold on. We got a couple more jokes here.
Where do you? Where do you reckon?
Speaker 21 (33:36):
That? O? J?
Speaker 17 (33:37):
Feller was headed in that there?
Speaker 27 (33:38):
Bronco Lexington, Kentucky.
Speaker 9 (33:42):
He knew the police would never look for a Heisman
Trophy winter there?
Speaker 5 (33:51):
Hey Carl, why.
Speaker 27 (33:54):
Did Tennessee choose orange for their team?
Speaker 6 (33:57):
Color?
Speaker 17 (33:59):
Well? They a word to the game on Saturday unknown
Sunday and picking up trash of long eye forty.
Speaker 9 (34:06):
The rest Wait, well, I don't have any other jokes
written down.
Speaker 17 (34:17):
That's an account. We're done, good night and don't forget
to tip over your waiters. Thank John Boy, so long
a little feller.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
John Boy and Billies never not in a million years,
absolutely not, no way, Jose, no chance, Lance and yet
negatory na uh.
Speaker 8 (34:41):
And of course my own personal favorite of all time,
man falling off of a cliff.
Speaker 26 (34:46):
No good morning Radio, done right, good morning.
Speaker 7 (35:23):
It's a big Shawn already.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
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Is l list?
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Is let list?
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I know.
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Oh what?
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Good morning.
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Speaker 12 (39:54):
My remind my readman drive surrounding up minivan God and
some kids. His whole life's on the skids. Hey, there
there goes the married man. How's he feel. Listen, dude,
this poor guy's really screwed hanging on. Buy a thread,
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quarter of milk, loaf of bread. Hey, there there goes
the married man. Got a big gas grew, buys.
Speaker 11 (40:24):
His clothes at the gap, and he's just about hanging
on for this crime.
Speaker 12 (40:32):
Married man, manored man, friendly neighborhood, married.
Speaker 14 (40:36):
Man life for him, has no single wife.
Speaker 11 (40:39):
Or let him do what the she says.
Speaker 12 (40:42):
It's about time he grew.
Speaker 14 (40:44):
Well, wherever there's a screw up, you'll find.
Speaker 12 (40:47):
The married man.
Speaker 14 (40:49):
As our story opens, married Man's pal college body arrives
outside the super Team's headquarters, located in the newly finished
area of married Man's suburban basement.
Speaker 7 (41:02):
They married man, open up is.
Speaker 23 (41:03):
Me, I'll touch and this is a secure area for access.
Please provide your super Team password. Do what for access?
Please provide your super Team secret password.
Speaker 7 (41:18):
Come on up, man is cold out here.
Speaker 23 (41:21):
There is no admittance to this facility without your super
Team secret password.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
If you don't open this door right now, I'm going
to tell your wife about that super secret checking account.
Speaker 7 (41:31):
She doesn't know about.
Speaker 23 (41:33):
Password. Accept this, you're not clear to enter the facility.
Speaker 7 (41:40):
What's with the secret password? Stuff?
Speaker 14 (41:42):
Well, security is an important part of any secret hideout,
old chum, you never know when an old nemesis might
pop up and throw a wrench into your carefully made plans.
Excuse me just a second. Hello, Hi, honey, bunny, what's that? Well?
I guess I could pop out later and pick up
a few things. Hold on a second, chum, could you
(42:03):
hand me that inkpen over on the coffee table?
Speaker 26 (42:06):
Thanks?
Speaker 14 (42:06):
Okay, honey, go ahead? Craft light singles tied with bleach,
loots of garden burgers, two liter caffeine free diet root
beer and what oh do you need the regular Maxi
or the Supermaxi Ultramax.
Speaker 7 (42:28):
Wow?
Speaker 14 (42:28):
Those must be news. Okay, I'll take care of it
in just a few minutes. I'm not really sure. No,
I don't think it'll be very long. I'll take care
of it. Okay, all right, honey, bye, Okay, Sorry, where
was I? You were just pulling the ranch out of
a carefully made plan. Past word accepted, You are clear
(42:55):
to enter the facility. His secret past word is hey,
big I guess who I thought that might save us
some time?
Speaker 10 (43:01):
I say, they're droop of yours. Don't care who I
brung with me?
Speaker 21 (43:05):
Hi, everybody remember me, Linda Butchman. I helped you guys
thought at Carmacks that day.
Speaker 24 (43:11):
Stuck right with us till the end. Never at the
Pink pussy Cat Lounge too. You know, a big girl,
you're just lacking one.
Speaker 6 (43:16):
Of the guys.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Well that's one way to put it.
Speaker 21 (43:19):
Hey, good music, cold drink, hot babes. Who wouldn't love
a place like that?
Speaker 10 (43:24):
There you go, I like you, big girl drinking buddy.
Speaker 7 (43:27):
Trust me, you're wasting your time.
Speaker 10 (43:30):
You don't know everything is know about me? How about that? Look?
Speaker 21 (43:33):
I know you guys have some team business to take
care of. Do you have a lady throom I could use? Sure,
it's the second door on the left banks back in
a flash.
Speaker 14 (43:42):
Sometimes you have to jiggle the handle on that Comode
A little.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Bit drinking buddy, What the word did you bring her
to the meeting for?
Speaker 24 (43:49):
Well, a big girl just got laid off down at
CarMax and she's kind of got some time on her hands.
Speaker 14 (43:54):
Yes, and I think it's about time our little superhero
team expanded a little bit. Dude, Why well, think about it.
Have you ever heard of a supergroup that's a trio?
I mean, you know, there's the Dynamic Duo and the
Fantastic Four, But what kind of team only has three members?
The Stooges exactly. Plus we need four members to qualify
(44:15):
for that new superhero group. Medical coverage from Northwestern Mutual. Hey,
they just added dental.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
What's here? Super power able to score choice tickets for
the next lil a fair.
Speaker 14 (44:24):
Oh easy, chum drinking buddy, says Miss Butcherman. Seems to
have a real enthusiasm for crime busting.
Speaker 24 (44:30):
Yeah, before she got into car business, she was a
bouncer at the House of Blues in Myrtle Beach, and
this her team could.
Speaker 10 (44:36):
Use a little muscle.
Speaker 7 (44:37):
You know, Well, she's definitely got that.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
But if you think bringing her on board means you're
ever gonna score with her, you're barking up the wrong tree, Well,
says you.
Speaker 10 (44:46):
I might have a few cards that I ain't.
Speaker 14 (44:48):
Showing right now, Miss Butchman, you can come back in.
Speaker 7 (44:52):
Now, you guys through a.
Speaker 10 (44:56):
Wait lecking good here.
Speaker 14 (44:58):
Oh you made your own costume, dark blue spandex. It's
very flattering, right college buddy? Oh yeah, she looks just
like the tick.
Speaker 21 (45:11):
My friend Glady's to help me out with it. She
does wardrobe at the east Side Little.
Speaker 14 (45:15):
Theater, Miss Buttzman, I'd like to officially welcome you to
our little super family. And now I guess we need
to come up with a cool superhero name for you.
Speaker 21 (45:23):
Well, Gladys and I did some thinking about that. Check
it out. Since my costume's dark blue, I could call
myself Indigo girl.
Speaker 7 (45:33):
Hey, drinking buddy, you know those cards you're not showing.
Speaker 14 (45:36):
I think it might be time to fold. And so
a trio of heroes has become a mixed quartet tune.
And again next time, when we're hear Linda's friend Gladys
from the east Side Little Theater say.
Speaker 5 (45:51):
I gave you the best years of my life.
Speaker 27 (45:53):
What do I get?
Speaker 5 (45:54):
Heartaches?
Speaker 14 (45:55):
There's such a girl, don't miss next spink to tightening adventure,
same married time, same married channels.
Speaker 12 (46:05):
Well that's a school. Look you don't find the married mane.
Speaker 6 (46:11):
I love it like y'all.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Another adventure from our superhero Lisa.
Speaker 6 (46:17):
I know.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Let's play beats Blonde, y'all. One eight hundred big shows
you told Freeland across America. We play next,
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