September 16, 2024 • 39 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Robert Earl goes Swervin’ in My Lane.. - We dust off a classic John Boy & Billy Playhouse performance starring the late great, Dub Starnes.. - Marvin Webster notes that “his people” aren’t stealing scrap metal - and why.. - Musical Genius and Big Show Buddy, Paul Thorn scrubs off his hit single; “It’s A Great Day to Whoop Somebody’s Ass”.. - Comedian Greg Warren tells about the time he was carjacked.. - and we’ll have Clyde the Camel lock up for us…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning everybody. The Big Show is on the radio. Hangout,
we're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie stop.
I did one play in summer Stock. I had one line.
I forgot it.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Thank god.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I can write down all my bits on the jump
Boy and Billy Big, showing.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
That some of them.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I was beautiful, my finger my fingers. You were just
cleaning it.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Yeah, I was trying to. I was trying to compliment you.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
He the got describing Bigfoot up where Pokey lives in
the mountains. Know the context of that.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
There was none.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
All right, here we are Monday morning, September to sixteen.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Start.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Oh yeah, we're doing good man.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
We got a whole week of work to go, work
week week, work like that. Kids back to school, all right,
let's get settled in. Let's learn something we'll celebrate with
dub going back to school in a playhouse.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I'm already looking forward to that.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
About a hour a right, we got three days in
history saved up, and we'll get our first prize pack
out and get that win and begin and jump right
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In North Carolina State Bow Hunting Record, they use Happy
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the fall was passing the antler's around was awesome. All right, Well,
let's look at three dates in history. This is where
we got our prize byt that you ready to win?
That have you heard Exceptember sixteenth? It was nineteen ninety five.
(03:18):
Political correctness suffered a blow as a telephone pole funds
and a large majority of television viewers favor keeping the
swimsuit competition portion of the Miss America pageants. Nice, right,
I think Mad Mix helped out on that. Two years later,
(03:39):
in ninety seven, Steve Jobs returns to Apple Computers, which
he had founded to temporarily run the company during a
search for a permanent leader.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
Right.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
And two thousand and two, talk show Doctor Phil with
host Phil McGraw was co created by Oprah Winfrey and
debuted on syndicated TV. There you go, all right Street
on TV? Is that right?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
He's still going.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
What about who's running Apple? You know that Randy's out
and sick, so I'm not going to have any Apple answers.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
I love who that guy is. Got glasses. I know
I've seen him a couple of times on Randy's computer.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Oh four hours.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
It's a weird thing when he's talking about the new phones.
Tim Cook, I think is his name?
Speaker 8 (04:27):
Tim?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Tim?
Speaker 8 (04:29):
Welcome?
Speaker 6 (04:30):
All right, well let's get us a winner here. Let's
look for me at one eight hundred Big Show. We'll
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Speaker 1 (05:18):
Fighter. Let's get the winning look Uppist.
Speaker 9 (05:23):
Let's play upperst It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy and Billy, we give the prizes from the
big prize being.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Let's go ma contested number one. This should be a
lot of fun playing uppers.
Speaker 10 (05:43):
Have a up and guest time, you have the best time,
you level big shots.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Let's say had a Smurf from hawkins Mill, Georgia. We
have shots your more to smurfday?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
What everybody else? Good man?
Speaker 11 (06:10):
You?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Okay? So far?
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Yes, sir, don't have any good one?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yes, sir Smurve. Get on in here. We hoping you
get the winning beginning today. You ready to go? I'll
give you the best shot. All right.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Well, if you can give us three beauty pageants in
five seconds, they'll be a good start.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Ready go.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Miss America, Miss Georgia, and Miss Hawkinsville.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Five NICs. You'll got a Miss Hawkinsville.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Give us three computer jobs, ready go.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
A program writer, a hacker, and a virus remover.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Well, look at you and now here it is for
the Win three talk show host Ready to go, here's.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Johnny Carson, Jay went over and Doctor.
Speaker 12 (07:01):
Field by day.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
That's good until out of three of them have said
big show people on those shows, you know, yeah, remember
when one of them lost their mind with Doctor Phield
then of course.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Was like.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Smurve, good work, Bunny, you're happy herd prize back, head
down to hogginsvie for you. All right, sir, thank you
very much, first time calling.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
All right, you're that smurf.
Speaker 13 (07:31):
Alright, I'll have a wonderful.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
All right, we're jumping out, catching you up on your news.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
Right on the other side, robbing Earl Keane with our
Monday Morning song and you feel pretty good.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Good morning as a ben.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Show time of that got our money horning song Robert
Urkins sing along.
Speaker 14 (08:34):
If you know the words that's done by Robert ar
Kane is being lying in the bit show studio.
Speaker 15 (08:40):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 14 (08:45):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 15 (08:47):
Sometimes on my days are filled with right, yes.
Speaker 12 (08:54):
I traveled and left our bad things and my.
Speaker 15 (09:01):
Way because there's always someone swirming in my life. You
keep swirming in the line and it's causing lots of banger.
Speaker 12 (09:16):
I'm a honking on my horror. I'm shooting you the flame.
Speaker 15 (09:24):
Keep switching on my bride lights, just to him, when
you're swerving.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
All lights, pie By, you're.
Speaker 15 (09:35):
Running someone off the ride.
Speaker 10 (09:40):
The day Joe, Why I thought I never never.
Speaker 12 (09:47):
Could love another?
Speaker 16 (09:49):
Hell?
Speaker 12 (09:50):
Else could I feed?
Speaker 15 (09:55):
But bowing you run into me, Cable, I could not
see her all tank up the ones at the waiting.
You keep swimming in my life, just causing lots of Thames.
Speaker 12 (10:16):
I'm cussing out your name.
Speaker 17 (10:20):
I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 15 (10:24):
I keep switching on my briding lights. But you're just
too dimpty. Now when you're swerving all lights? Oh, why
you're running someone off the road?
Speaker 7 (10:46):
Show?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Yeah, morning, big show is on the radio. Whoa rothy
hear me? Are the playhouse lessac.
Speaker 18 (11:20):
Hello friends, your old pal burn Burn here with another
toe curling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Today's episode the One Nighter.
Speaker 18 (11:30):
As our story opens, businessman CLAWD Bottoms is getting dressed
after a hot night with a strange woman.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Wow, that was really something, I mean, just wild. What
what is that thing you did with your thumb?
Speaker 19 (11:45):
Oh that's called the hitchhiker.
Speaker 20 (11:49):
Glad you liked it.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Liked it? I loved it. It just it just took
me by surprise. I can tell by the way you
kicked a hole of the dry wall. Yeah, I'm sorry
about that.
Speaker 19 (12:02):
So would you like breakfast?
Speaker 21 (12:04):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Well, what have you got.
Speaker 19 (12:07):
Fruity pebbles, tortilla chips or me?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Whoa, whoa baby? I need a break. I am not
from Havana. Let me, let me, let me, let me
rehydrate and get back to you.
Speaker 22 (12:22):
Okay, fair enough, I just have I just have one question.
When I was slipping in and out of consciousness, I
noticed a picture on your bedstand. Which one the one
of the handsome young guy in the Calvin Klein suit
standing in front of the Ferrari in Italy?
Speaker 17 (12:41):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
That one.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
I really don't want.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
To talk about it. Well now, now hold on a second.
Is this an ex? No, a current boyfriend?
Speaker 20 (12:50):
No?
Speaker 22 (12:51):
Oh, please don't tell me it's not your husband. I
really don't want to get in the middle of something.
Speaker 19 (12:56):
Oh you were in the middle of something last No.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Oh, that's not what I mean. I don't want to
be a homewrecker.
Speaker 23 (13:04):
Oh you're not.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
It's fine. I just then just tell me who it is.
I won't be angry.
Speaker 19 (13:10):
Okay, that's a picture of us. Yes, that's me before
the operations, Son of All, And.
Speaker 18 (13:25):
How we hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
It just seems wrong to do a two top buttons joke. Now,
tune in.
Speaker 18 (13:36):
Next time when we'll hear the woman who invented the hitchhikers.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Say, Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 19 (13:42):
You weren't shy last.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Good Morning, The big show's on a radio and more
big show right around the corner.
Speaker 24 (13:52):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over to his outfit.
Speaker 13 (13:55):
Now.
Speaker 24 (13:55):
I listen to John Boy and Billy and they're big show.
On the way they talk. They're funny ahah not funny queer.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
That's what they say.
Speaker 24 (14:07):
Anyhow, I figured out why John Boy has a hard
time getting started the morning they ain't gotten the gaze.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 6 (14:52):
It is Monday, September sixteenth.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
The more mind Johns.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
I'm going on down South Carolina here in the first
weekend October Field and Stream Music Fest the weekend October
fourth through the sixth, Carolina Adventure World, Winnsboro, South Carolina
Friday headlining Lady Wilson and c Z Top Saturday, Leonard Skinner,
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and stream MusicFest dot Com. You take us available to
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You're outdoor, Douve going back to school while you getting
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the kids READI is Big Show rolls.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Home, Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
We played John boyd Jeviarty Hang on Taylor to tell
you what you can win in just a second.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
But first back to school time.
Speaker 17 (16:01):
Welcome to a John Boy and Billy playhouse. Today's episode,
Dub goes back to school. Because our story opens, Dub
arrives at Brushywood Elementary School with his granddaughter, Missy.
Speaker 18 (16:16):
This is where I said, Grandpa, thanks for coming to
class with me today.
Speaker 21 (16:20):
Glad to do it, Sweetie. Say is that your teacher?
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yes, that's miss Cracktree.
Speaker 21 (16:25):
She's a real cue. Do you know teachers don't look
like that. When I was in school. If I was
about ten years younger, I might have to take out
after her.
Speaker 14 (16:36):
Grandpa, would you do me a big favor, Please don't
start hitting on my teacher.
Speaker 21 (16:41):
No worry, I sweetie. I promised to be good.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I feel better.
Speaker 16 (16:45):
Good morning, boys and girls. First of all, we want
to welcome our special guests that are here for Grandparents' Day.
We thank you all for coming and we hope you
enjoy your visit.
Speaker 21 (16:56):
Thank you for having us. Excuse me, I said, thank
you for having us.
Speaker 11 (17:02):
My name is Doub Well, it's very nice to meet you, dub. Okay, class,
today we're going to talk about using the right word.
Speaker 16 (17:12):
When we're speaking to someone. It's very important to Yes, doub,
Did you have a question?
Speaker 21 (17:19):
Can I borrow a pencil?
Speaker 19 (17:22):
A pencil?
Speaker 16 (17:23):
Well, I believe I have one right here, Scooter. Would
you pass that pencil to mister Dub.
Speaker 21 (17:29):
Thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Grandpa, you promised.
Speaker 21 (17:36):
All I did was asked her for a pencil.
Speaker 16 (17:45):
All right, now, using the right word. If you want
to be clearly understood, you have to pick the right
word to describe. Yes, Dub, you have another question.
Speaker 21 (17:58):
Anybody got a sheet of paper?
Speaker 5 (17:59):
I can, sir.
Speaker 16 (18:03):
The grandparents don't actually have to do any of the
class work. You just are supposed to sit and observe.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Oh pardon me, now, where were we?
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (18:14):
Yes, using the right word today. Let's talk about the
word tragedy. Can anyone describe a situation that would be
a tragedy?
Speaker 9 (18:24):
Yes, Scooter, Yeah, save me and my brother were playing
baseball and he hit the ball and it knocked one
of my teeth out.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
That would be a tragedy.
Speaker 16 (18:33):
Well, not exactly, Scooter. That sounds more like an accident.
Anyone else, I, yes, Travis.
Speaker 25 (18:41):
Okay, it'd be like if you bought like a really
cool game for.
Speaker 12 (18:44):
Like your sony PlayStation and junk, and you know, you're like, you.
Speaker 25 (18:48):
Know you're going to be like taking it over to
a friend's house, you know, and all the way you
like dropped it into like the storm drain and junk.
You know that Now, now, that would be like a tragedy.
Speaker 16 (19:00):
Well, Travis, that wouldn't really be a tragedy either. That
would be what we might call a great loss.
Speaker 12 (19:13):
I'd like stupid, He's like, bummer man.
Speaker 16 (19:17):
All right, does anyone else want to give it a shot?
Anyone at all? Okay, how about some of our special guests?
Would any of you grandparents like to describe a tragedy
for us.
Speaker 10 (19:28):
Yes, mister Dove, sure Bell and Hillary Clinton got on
airplane a lot after it took off, it blew into
amazing pieces.
Speaker 21 (19:36):
That would be a tragedy.
Speaker 16 (19:40):
Very good, mister dub could you explain to the class
exactly why it would be a tragedy?
Speaker 21 (19:48):
Well, because it probably wouldn't be an accident. It sure
wouldn't be a great loss.
Speaker 17 (20:03):
We hope you've enjoyed John boyn Bully Playhouse. Tune in
again next time when we'll hear mister Dubbs.
Speaker 21 (20:10):
Say, well, missus Crabtree, I guess you'll have to make
me stay act the school.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Huh.
Speaker 21 (20:19):
I don't get it.
Speaker 14 (20:20):
He's he's all like it wouldn't be an accident like
Lea blew him up and stuff.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
So this is Jesus as if earth to dub as
a classic.
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them what they can wear.
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Was it hot pocket? Is that on your nerves?
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He's John Boy.
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Yeah, let's say had a Michael out of Newport tillnisee.
Good morning, Michael, Good morning. Hey buddy, you got the
first shot at John Boyd Jeopardy today this week. All right,
the world's first coin operated vending device was invented over
two thousand years ago. What in the world could it
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have dispensed?
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Michael, John Boy, I'm going to guess holy water. Well,
let's see. Is it holy water? It's pretty wild. I'd
like to see how it works.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Getting stuck, you know, you beat on the glass.
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Maybe maybe there's like a refrigerator where you push your
glass up in the water.
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That I doubt it. Oh gee, I missed, mister know
it all.
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We could ask someone.
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All right, thank you the first time call. Gotta do
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Well, excuse me while I boo boloo.
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I say you're starting off the new year with that
winning attitude that that's.
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Coming from you. Guys are so hard. You're a four
day week in a one day week.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Hey, I was sick.
Speaker 20 (25:25):
That's not what I heard.
Speaker 6 (25:26):
Siale's true, man, that's a sigus I being probably five
years That's all right.
Speaker 20 (25:30):
Hey, listen, if you want me to sit here and
help you hear the story, fine, it sounds like you
need the practice.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
That's fine. Don't believe me, but I know the truth.
Speaker 20 (25:39):
Oh hey, that's not bad. You know you might just
pull this thing off after all.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Whatever? Can we speak to Murray? Please?
Speaker 20 (25:46):
Sure? Why not? Hey, do that mol indignation thing for him.
Speaker 26 (25:49):
He'll love it.
Speaker 20 (25:50):
See okay, okay, hold on, chuckle hey, Murray line too
it's the De Niro twins. I think they're ready for
little m What no goop? Jimbo, Bobby pick it up,
he'd be ready.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
We beg you. How do I jimp? Out right? Love?
You mean it? Kevin? I think the plan is working
great so far?
Speaker 7 (26:14):
What plan?
Speaker 4 (26:15):
The great? Jimbo and Bobby hold out. You guys are
doing great. Another four or five days of this. We're
gonna be sitting pretty.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
For four or five days of what you know, the
sixth thing?
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Murray?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I really had a sick thing.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
That's it, Sell it, baby, I tell you, by the
end of the week, management is going to be begging
us to renegotiate.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Renegotiate, Murray. What a world are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Oh? That's good too, very believable, Murray.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
Did you think us being out of work with some
kind of a scam amassed?
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Jimbo? I gotta tell you you are really coming along
as an actor. This Jimbo and Bobby movie thing might
have a shot after all. Uh, not that I ever
had any depth about. So are you keeping in touch
with Bobby?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Yeah, he's sating here right now.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Great. If you guys been working on your list of demands, Hey,
just so you know, I called the president of the
company and threw a few out there last week.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
You without even talking to us. Murray, I can't believe
this is you out of your mind.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Now, the four day work week is going to be
a tough one, but I think we might be able
to get them to pop for a company car midside.
But if you guys stay at home for a few
more days, we might bump them up to a tahoe
or suburban.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Murray, I really was sick. Did you say a tahoe?
Speaker 4 (27:28):
It is possible, leather, Jimbo, let's not get great.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Wait, wait, wait, Wit, you're getting all confused.
Speaker 6 (27:33):
Man, Look Murray, we're not doing a holdout to get
a new contract.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Hey, look, it doesn't really matter. As long as you
guys stay out of work. My plan is going along perfectly.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Murray, we're at work when right now.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
Uh oh, it looks like you bumped yourself back down
to a midside.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Don't try to cut a new deal for us.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
We like the one we're in now, just fine, So
don't screw it up.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Screw it up, screw it up, Jimbo. I'm wounded. That
almost sounds like you don't trust me.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Well we don't ow.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
There it goes again. Look who got you the Jimbo
and Bobby album deal?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
That would be our business manager?
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Oh, well, who got you the radio network deal? That'd
be Oh yeah, who got you the deal for the
Jimbo and Bobby movie?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Well nobody, yes, ah.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
But see that one has been my baby right from
day one.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
And how's that going?
Speaker 4 (28:29):
By the way, great, We just need a few more
pieces from a puzzle to fall into place, like why, well,
let's see, let me check my list. We need scripts, director,
distributor and oh had a calf. Yeah, let's see the
business manager make that kind of progress. Huh he listen, baby,
I gotta run. Are you sure you feel okay? Any congestion,
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body aches, fever?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
I'm fine?
Speaker 4 (28:53):
How's Bobby? You know, sometimes these things work their way
through a close knit group like yours.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
He's fine too.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Really, Gee, that's a shame, but I think I can
make it work. Hey, listen, let's do the lunch thing.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
You mean today?
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Well, I was thinking more like a week from Thursday.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
A week from Thursday.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Hey, there's always a chance you might still be contagious,
but I am looking forward to it, really, so I
have your machine, call my machine and give my letther Bobby,
that's Billy, him too and Jimbo. What called me?
Speaker 7 (29:20):
Jawn Boy and Billy. If you can't beat them, join them.
Speaker 8 (29:26):
Good morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio. And
now a few ment us with Marvin Webster.
Speaker 7 (30:04):
Yo, what's up? How y'all doing? Hey?
Speaker 9 (30:06):
Man, the new Great Depression rolls on. People having a
hard time do anything for money. Even the crime nowadays
is jacked up. Have you seen on the news about
all these metal thieves? And I ain't going about gold
and self. I'm talking about like breaking in the power company,
stealing copper cap, pulling rain gutters off a man's house,
stealing guardrails and man hole covers. It's like a bunch
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of crackhead termites or attack even real crack heads on
what is wrong with these people? Hey, if you're a
cop working on a stolen metal case, I got a
tip for you. You ain't got to interview none of my people.
Ain't no brothers in the scrap metal game. You're looking
for eight big thick white boys trying to steal guardrail
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has some labor intensive crime right now. We ain't about that.
If a brother hooked up one of them gangs, he
lasts about ten minutes. First job of the night. Boss
man say, okay, Calvin, put that ladder up against the house.
Were gonna pull them rain gutters off and load them
in the truck. Calvin be like, no, man, you gonna
pull them gutters off and put them in the truck.
That ain't for me. I turned the crime because it
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was easy. If I want to work, I'd get a job,
all right, Well, then run get that manhole cover out.
Speaker 7 (31:20):
Of the street. Do what why scrap iron? Seventy eight
cents a pound?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
May you out of your mind?
Speaker 9 (31:27):
I ain't picking up no damn hundred pounds man hole cover.
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and I damn sure don't pick it up. Having no
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hamburg yourself about two fifty a pounds. Only go knock
over the meat depopping at the food jin. No man,
get up that poem and cut down a piece of
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that power line. That wire I got all kind of
copper in it, yeah, also got fifty thousand volts in it.
I ain't cutting no power lines. Come on, man, don't
find my dad ass two blocks away with my shoe
was blowed off. Yeah well you say you want big money,
copper go for three dollars and eighty cents a pound.
Speaker 7 (32:06):
Oh yeah, well you heard about the stuff that got
now called.
Speaker 9 (32:09):
Weed itself about eight hundred dollars a pound, and you
ain't got to tote it. But an ounce of the time,
this here gang you to get out the scrap business
and get into weed business. Bossonn go Calvin, what you fired?
Speaker 7 (32:23):
Yeah? I know, man, Look y'all be careful. I'll catch
your with you next week.
Speaker 9 (32:27):
And that, my friends, is why my people ain't in
no scrap metal game. This crime has got more white
people in it than the NHL Hall of Fame.
Speaker 7 (32:36):
Y'all think about it. I'm Marvin Webs.
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Good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
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Hang on, find out what you can win the first
that Monday Morning song by request I Bud Paul Thorne.
Speaker 26 (34:57):
Have you ever had one of those days when nothing
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She was bitching a battle last night, so you escaping
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Speaker 12 (35:19):
But after you finish.
Speaker 10 (35:21):
Your business, the tarlet paper is gone. It's a great day.
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For me to whoop some bodies ass.
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Because it's a great day.
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For me to whoop somebody's ass.
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Speaker 27 (36:56):
Day for me to whoops about it his ass right now.
This last verse, he goes out to everybody that don't
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All right, Winter finally made it to work. That was
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Speaker 12 (37:21):
I told my boss about the flat tire.
Speaker 26 (37:24):
Buddy fired me in any way. So here I am
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That he never will fucking. It's a great day. Come
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Somebody that.
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One eight hundred Big Shows you told for a line
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Good morning everybody. The Big Show is on the radio. Hangout,
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie stop.
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I can write down all my bits on the jump
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Yeah, I was trying to. I was trying to compliment you.
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He the got describing Bigfoot up where Pokey lives in
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There was none.
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Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
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Oh yeah, we're doing good man.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
We got a whole week of work to go, work
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let's get settled in. Let's learn something we'll celebrate with
dub going back to school in a playhouse.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I'm already looking forward to that.
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About a hour a right, we got three days in
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That have you heard Exceptember sixteenth? It was nineteen ninety five.
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Political correctness suffered a blow as a telephone pole funds
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I think Mad Mix helped out on that. Two years later,
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in ninety seven, Steve Jobs returns to Apple Computers, which
he had founded to temporarily run the company during a
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Speaker 7 (03:48):
Right.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
And two thousand and two, talk show Doctor Phil with
host Phil McGraw was co created by Oprah Winfrey and
debuted on syndicated TV. There you go, all right Street
on TV? Is that right?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
He's still going.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
What about who's running Apple? You know that Randy's out
and sick, so I'm not going to have any Apple answers.
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I love who that guy is. Got glasses. I know
I've seen him a couple of times on Randy's computer.
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Oh four hours.
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It's a weird thing when he's talking about the new phones.
Tim Cook, I think is his name?
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Tim?
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Tim?
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Welcome?
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All right, well let's get us a winner here. Let's
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John Boy and Billy, we give the prizes from the
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Let's go ma contested number one. This should be a
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You?
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Okay? So far?
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Yes, sir Smurve. Get on in here. We hoping you
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Ready go.
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Miss America, Miss Georgia, and Miss Hawkinsville.
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Five NICs. You'll got a Miss Hawkinsville.
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Give us three computer jobs, ready go.
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A program writer, a hacker, and a virus remover.
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Well, look at you and now here it is for
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Johnny Carson, Jay went over and Doctor.
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then of course.
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All right, we're jumping out, catching you up on your news.
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Right on the other side, robbing Earl Keane with our
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Good morning as a ben.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Show time of that got our money horning song Robert
Urkins sing along.
Speaker 14 (08:34):
If you know the words that's done by Robert ar
Kane is being lying in the bit show studio.
Speaker 15 (08:40):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
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Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 15 (08:47):
Sometimes on my days are filled with right, yes.
Speaker 12 (08:54):
I traveled and left our bad things and my.
Speaker 15 (09:01):
Way because there's always someone swirming in my life. You
keep swirming in the line and it's causing lots of banger.
Speaker 12 (09:16):
I'm a honking on my horror. I'm shooting you the flame.
Speaker 15 (09:24):
Keep switching on my bride lights, just to him, when
you're swerving.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
All lights, pie By, you're.
Speaker 15 (09:35):
Running someone off the ride.
Speaker 10 (09:40):
The day Joe, Why I thought I never never.
Speaker 12 (09:47):
Could love another?
Speaker 16 (09:49):
Hell?
Speaker 12 (09:50):
Else could I feed?
Speaker 15 (09:55):
But bowing you run into me, Cable, I could not
see her all tank up the ones at the waiting.
You keep swimming in my life, just causing lots of Thames.
Speaker 12 (10:16):
I'm cussing out your name.
Speaker 17 (10:20):
I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 15 (10:24):
I keep switching on my briding lights. But you're just
too dimpty. Now when you're swerving all lights? Oh, why
you're running someone off the road?
Speaker 7 (10:46):
Show?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Yeah, morning, big show is on the radio. Whoa rothy
hear me? Are the playhouse lessac.
Speaker 18 (11:20):
Hello friends, your old pal burn Burn here with another
toe curling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Today's episode the One Nighter.
Speaker 18 (11:30):
As our story opens, businessman CLAWD Bottoms is getting dressed
after a hot night with a strange woman.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Wow, that was really something, I mean, just wild. What
what is that thing you did with your thumb?
Speaker 19 (11:45):
Oh that's called the hitchhiker.
Speaker 20 (11:49):
Glad you liked it.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Liked it? I loved it. It just it just took
me by surprise. I can tell by the way you
kicked a hole of the dry wall. Yeah, I'm sorry
about that.
Speaker 19 (12:02):
So would you like breakfast?
Speaker 21 (12:04):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Well, what have you got.
Speaker 19 (12:07):
Fruity pebbles, tortilla chips or me?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Whoa, whoa baby? I need a break. I am not
from Havana. Let me, let me, let me, let me
rehydrate and get back to you.
Speaker 22 (12:22):
Okay, fair enough, I just have I just have one question.
When I was slipping in and out of consciousness, I
noticed a picture on your bedstand. Which one the one
of the handsome young guy in the Calvin Klein suit
standing in front of the Ferrari in Italy?
Speaker 17 (12:41):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
That one.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
I really don't want.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
To talk about it. Well now, now hold on a second.
Is this an ex? No, a current boyfriend?
Speaker 20 (12:50):
No?
Speaker 22 (12:51):
Oh, please don't tell me it's not your husband. I
really don't want to get in the middle of something.
Speaker 19 (12:56):
Oh you were in the middle of something last No.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Oh, that's not what I mean. I don't want to
be a homewrecker.
Speaker 23 (13:04):
Oh you're not.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
It's fine. I just then just tell me who it is.
I won't be angry.
Speaker 19 (13:10):
Okay, that's a picture of us. Yes, that's me before
the operations, Son of All, And.
Speaker 18 (13:25):
How we hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
It just seems wrong to do a two top buttons joke. Now,
tune in.
Speaker 18 (13:36):
Next time when we'll hear the woman who invented the hitchhikers.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Say, Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 19 (13:42):
You weren't shy last.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Good Morning, The big show's on a radio and more
big show right around the corner.
Speaker 24 (13:52):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over to his outfit.
Speaker 13 (13:55):
Now.
Speaker 24 (13:55):
I listen to John Boy and Billy and they're big show.
On the way they talk. They're funny ahah not funny queer.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
That's what they say.
Speaker 24 (14:07):
Anyhow, I figured out why John Boy has a hard
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Speaker 1 (14:49):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 6 (14:52):
It is Monday, September sixteenth.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
The more mind Johns.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
I'm going on down South Carolina here in the first
weekend October Field and Stream Music Fest the weekend October
fourth through the sixth, Carolina Adventure World, Winnsboro, South Carolina
Friday headlining Lady Wilson and c Z Top Saturday, Leonard Skinner,
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Riley Green. Sunday, Eric Church and Bailey Zimmerman is the
headliner's this All dayn Music. I'm going take us field
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You're outdoor, Douve going back to school while you getting
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the kids READI is Big Show rolls.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Home, Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
We played John boyd Jeviarty Hang on Taylor to tell
you what you can win in just a second.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
But first back to school time.
Speaker 17 (16:01):
Welcome to a John Boy and Billy playhouse. Today's episode,
Dub goes back to school. Because our story opens, Dub
arrives at Brushywood Elementary School with his granddaughter, Missy.
Speaker 18 (16:16):
This is where I said, Grandpa, thanks for coming to
class with me today.
Speaker 21 (16:20):
Glad to do it, Sweetie. Say is that your teacher?
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yes, that's miss Cracktree.
Speaker 21 (16:25):
She's a real cue. Do you know teachers don't look
like that. When I was in school. If I was
about ten years younger, I might have to take out
after her.
Speaker 14 (16:36):
Grandpa, would you do me a big favor, Please don't
start hitting on my teacher.
Speaker 21 (16:41):
No worry, I sweetie. I promised to be good.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I feel better.
Speaker 16 (16:45):
Good morning, boys and girls. First of all, we want
to welcome our special guests that are here for Grandparents' Day.
We thank you all for coming and we hope you
enjoy your visit.
Speaker 21 (16:56):
Thank you for having us. Excuse me, I said, thank
you for having us.
Speaker 11 (17:02):
My name is Doub Well, it's very nice to meet you, dub. Okay, class,
today we're going to talk about using the right word.
Speaker 16 (17:12):
When we're speaking to someone. It's very important to Yes, doub,
Did you have a question?
Speaker 21 (17:19):
Can I borrow a pencil?
Speaker 19 (17:22):
A pencil?
Speaker 16 (17:23):
Well, I believe I have one right here, Scooter. Would
you pass that pencil to mister Dub.
Speaker 21 (17:29):
Thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Grandpa, you promised.
Speaker 21 (17:36):
All I did was asked her for a pencil.
Speaker 16 (17:45):
All right, now, using the right word. If you want
to be clearly understood, you have to pick the right
word to describe. Yes, Dub, you have another question.
Speaker 21 (17:58):
Anybody got a sheet of paper?
Speaker 5 (17:59):
I can, sir.
Speaker 16 (18:03):
The grandparents don't actually have to do any of the
class work. You just are supposed to sit and observe.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Oh pardon me, now, where were we?
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (18:14):
Yes, using the right word today. Let's talk about the
word tragedy. Can anyone describe a situation that would be
a tragedy?
Speaker 9 (18:24):
Yes, Scooter, Yeah, save me and my brother were playing
baseball and he hit the ball and it knocked one
of my teeth out.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
That would be a tragedy.
Speaker 16 (18:33):
Well, not exactly, Scooter. That sounds more like an accident.
Anyone else, I, yes, Travis.
Speaker 25 (18:41):
Okay, it'd be like if you bought like a really
cool game for.
Speaker 12 (18:44):
Like your sony PlayStation and junk, and you know, you're like, you.
Speaker 25 (18:48):
Know you're going to be like taking it over to
a friend's house, you know, and all the way you
like dropped it into like the storm drain and junk.
You know that Now, now, that would be like a tragedy.
Speaker 16 (19:00):
Well, Travis, that wouldn't really be a tragedy either. That
would be what we might call a great loss.
Speaker 12 (19:13):
I'd like stupid, He's like, bummer man.
Speaker 16 (19:17):
All right, does anyone else want to give it a shot?
Anyone at all? Okay, how about some of our special guests?
Would any of you grandparents like to describe a tragedy
for us.
Speaker 10 (19:28):
Yes, mister Dove, sure Bell and Hillary Clinton got on
airplane a lot after it took off, it blew into
amazing pieces.
Speaker 21 (19:36):
That would be a tragedy.
Speaker 16 (19:40):
Very good, mister dub could you explain to the class
exactly why it would be a tragedy?
Speaker 21 (19:48):
Well, because it probably wouldn't be an accident. It sure
wouldn't be a great loss.
Speaker 17 (20:03):
We hope you've enjoyed John boyn Bully Playhouse. Tune in
again next time when we'll hear mister Dubbs.
Speaker 21 (20:10):
Say, well, missus Crabtree, I guess you'll have to make
me stay act the school.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Huh.
Speaker 21 (20:19):
I don't get it.
Speaker 14 (20:20):
He's he's all like it wouldn't be an accident like
Lea blew him up and stuff.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
So this is Jesus as if earth to dub as
a classic.
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Hi, y'all, let's play John Moyjemity and Taylor and tell
them what they can wear.
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Now. Up for grabs is a mount ol Pickles prize
pack includes a mount Olive hat, T shirt and a
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Speaker 1 (21:03):
All right, the baby will us jump in here? Y'all.
Speaker 6 (21:06):
The world's first coin operated fending device was invented over
two thousand years ago. And this is what it dispensed.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Was it hot pocket? Is that on your nerves?
Speaker 6 (21:21):
One day you're gonna You're gonna get it? What y'all
got one eight hundred Big Show you told free line
across America. We play John Boyd j Epeney in next.
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Good Morning, It's a bag on a radio rule intil
you Monday. Today's feature track for the Big Show. Good Box,
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Right now, let's play.
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Yells live across America. It's John Boyd japanin ah wah
wah and now your host. He recently noticed that the
Cura washed that the air freshening vending machine wasn't working right,
so he put a autumn odor sign on it.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
He's John Boy.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Yeah, let's say had a Michael out of Newport tillnisee.
Good morning, Michael, Good morning. Hey buddy, you got the
first shot at John Boyd Jeopardy today this week. All right,
the world's first coin operated vending device was invented over
two thousand years ago. What in the world could it
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have dispensed?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Michael, John Boy, I'm going to guess holy water. Well,
let's see. Is it holy water? It's pretty wild. I'd
like to see how it works.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Getting stuck, you know, you beat on the glass.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
Maybe maybe there's like a refrigerator where you push your
glass up in the water.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
That I doubt it. Oh gee, I missed, mister know
it all.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
We could ask someone.
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Hey, Michael, we're all proud of you, buddy.
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All right, thank you the first time call. Gotta do
a shout out real fast.
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Please do I want to show my wife, my kids,
and my team at Journeys Team Journey's all right, look,
Michael inn Is Team listen to the Big Show.
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Why the many hour top of your nuds.
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Right on the other side, we got our time caps
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Hello, Red High Town Incorporator.
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Hey, this is mister Bestow. This is hey John Bomella here.
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Well, excuse me while I boo boloo.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I say you're starting off the new year with that
winning attitude that that's.
Speaker 20 (25:18):
Coming from you. Guys are so hard. You're a four
day week in a one day week.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Hey, I was sick.
Speaker 20 (25:25):
That's not what I heard.
Speaker 6 (25:26):
Siale's true, man, that's a sigus I being probably five
years That's all right.
Speaker 20 (25:30):
Hey, listen, if you want me to sit here and
help you hear the story, fine, it sounds like you
need the practice.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
That's fine. Don't believe me, but I know the truth.
Speaker 20 (25:39):
Oh hey, that's not bad. You know you might just
pull this thing off after all.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Whatever? Can we speak to Murray? Please?
Speaker 20 (25:46):
Sure? Why not? Hey, do that mol indignation thing for him.
Speaker 26 (25:49):
He'll love it.
Speaker 20 (25:50):
See okay, okay, hold on, chuckle hey, Murray line too
it's the De Niro twins. I think they're ready for
little m What no goop? Jimbo, Bobby pick it up,
he'd be ready.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
We beg you. How do I jimp? Out right? Love?
You mean it? Kevin? I think the plan is working
great so far?
Speaker 7 (26:14):
What plan?
Speaker 4 (26:15):
The great? Jimbo and Bobby hold out. You guys are
doing great. Another four or five days of this. We're
gonna be sitting pretty.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
For four or five days of what you know, the
sixth thing?
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Murray?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I really had a sick thing.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
That's it, Sell it, baby, I tell you, by the
end of the week, management is going to be begging
us to renegotiate.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Renegotiate, Murray. What a world are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Oh? That's good too, very believable, Murray.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
Did you think us being out of work with some
kind of a scam amassed?
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Jimbo? I gotta tell you you are really coming along
as an actor. This Jimbo and Bobby movie thing might
have a shot after all. Uh, not that I ever
had any depth about. So are you keeping in touch
with Bobby?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Yeah, he's sating here right now.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Great. If you guys been working on your list of demands, Hey,
just so you know, I called the president of the
company and threw a few out there last week.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
You without even talking to us. Murray, I can't believe
this is you out of your mind.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Now, the four day work week is going to be
a tough one, but I think we might be able
to get them to pop for a company car midside.
But if you guys stay at home for a few
more days, we might bump them up to a tahoe
or suburban.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Murray, I really was sick. Did you say a tahoe?
Speaker 4 (27:28):
It is possible, leather, Jimbo, let's not get great.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Wait, wait, wait, Wit, you're getting all confused.
Speaker 6 (27:33):
Man, Look Murray, we're not doing a holdout to get
a new contract.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Hey, look, it doesn't really matter. As long as you
guys stay out of work. My plan is going along perfectly.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Murray, we're at work when right now.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
Uh oh, it looks like you bumped yourself back down
to a midside.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Don't try to cut a new deal for us.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
We like the one we're in now, just fine, So
don't screw it up.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Screw it up, screw it up, Jimbo. I'm wounded. That
almost sounds like you don't trust me.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Well we don't ow.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
There it goes again. Look who got you the Jimbo
and Bobby album deal?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
That would be our business manager?
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Oh, well, who got you the radio network deal? That'd
be Oh yeah, who got you the deal for the
Jimbo and Bobby movie?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Well nobody, yes, ah.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
But see that one has been my baby right from
day one.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
And how's that going?
Speaker 4 (28:29):
By the way, great, We just need a few more
pieces from a puzzle to fall into place, like why, well,
let's see, let me check my list. We need scripts, director,
distributor and oh had a calf. Yeah, let's see the
business manager make that kind of progress. Huh he listen, baby,
I gotta run. Are you sure you feel okay? Any congestion,
(28:52):
body aches, fever?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
I'm fine?
Speaker 4 (28:53):
How's Bobby? You know, sometimes these things work their way
through a close knit group like yours.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
He's fine too.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Really, Gee, that's a shame, but I think I can
make it work. Hey, listen, let's do the lunch thing.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
You mean today?
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Well, I was thinking more like a week from Thursday.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
A week from Thursday.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Hey, there's always a chance you might still be contagious,
but I am looking forward to it, really, so I
have your machine, call my machine and give my letther Bobby,
that's Billy, him too and Jimbo. What called me?
Speaker 7 (29:20):
Jawn Boy and Billy. If you can't beat them, join them.
Speaker 8 (29:26):
Good morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio. And
now a few ment us with Marvin Webster.
Speaker 7 (30:04):
Yo, what's up? How y'all doing? Hey?
Speaker 9 (30:06):
Man, the new Great Depression rolls on. People having a
hard time do anything for money. Even the crime nowadays
is jacked up. Have you seen on the news about
all these metal thieves? And I ain't going about gold
and self. I'm talking about like breaking in the power company,
stealing copper cap, pulling rain gutters off a man's house,
stealing guardrails and man hole covers. It's like a bunch
(30:30):
of crackhead termites or attack even real crack heads on
what is wrong with these people? Hey, if you're a
cop working on a stolen metal case, I got a
tip for you. You ain't got to interview none of my people.
Ain't no brothers in the scrap metal game. You're looking
for eight big thick white boys trying to steal guardrail
(30:51):
has some labor intensive crime right now. We ain't about that.
If a brother hooked up one of them gangs, he
lasts about ten minutes. First job of the night. Boss
man say, okay, Calvin, put that ladder up against the house.
Were gonna pull them rain gutters off and load them
in the truck. Calvin be like, no, man, you gonna
pull them gutters off and put them in the truck.
That ain't for me. I turned the crime because it
(31:14):
was easy. If I want to work, I'd get a job,
all right, Well, then run get that manhole cover out.
Speaker 7 (31:20):
Of the street. Do what why scrap iron? Seventy eight
cents a pound?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
May you out of your mind?
Speaker 9 (31:27):
I ain't picking up no damn hundred pounds man hole cover.
Two things about heavy metal, I don't listen to it,
and I damn sure don't pick it up. Having no
eight ways spit on seventy eight cents a pounds, Hey,
hamburg yourself about two fifty a pounds. Only go knock
over the meat depopping at the food jin. No man,
get up that poem and cut down a piece of
(31:49):
that power line. That wire I got all kind of
copper in it, yeah, also got fifty thousand volts in it.
I ain't cutting no power lines. Come on, man, don't
find my dad ass two blocks away with my shoe
was blowed off. Yeah well you say you want big money,
copper go for three dollars and eighty cents a pound.
Speaker 7 (32:06):
Oh yeah, well you heard about the stuff that got
now called.
Speaker 9 (32:09):
Weed itself about eight hundred dollars a pound, and you
ain't got to tote it. But an ounce of the time,
this here gang you to get out the scrap business
and get into weed business. Bossonn go Calvin, what you fired?
Speaker 7 (32:23):
Yeah? I know, man, Look y'all be careful. I'll catch
your with you next week.
Speaker 9 (32:27):
And that, my friends, is why my people ain't in
no scrap metal game. This crime has got more white
people in it than the NHL Hall of Fame.
Speaker 7 (32:36):
Y'all think about it. I'm Marvin Webs.
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Good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
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Hang on, find out what you can win the first
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Speaker 26 (34:57):
Have you ever had one of those days when nothing
goes raid, your wife starts bitching by whatever it was.
She was bitching a battle last night, so you escaping
to the bathroom just to sit there on your throne.
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But after you finish.
Speaker 10 (35:21):
Your business, the tarlet paper is gone. It's a great day.
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For me to whoop some bodies ass.
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my back. You might get cold cat if you cross
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Speaker 12 (35:48):
Because it's a great day.
Speaker 26 (35:52):
For me to whoop somebody's ass.
Speaker 12 (35:58):
All right, y'all said down.
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Well, I was running late for work, so I poured
me in some coffee to go, and just before I
had a flat tire.
Speaker 12 (36:14):
I spilled it all over my clothes.
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When the highway patrolman pulled up, I thought that help
was on the way, but when he saw that tiretoo
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Come on for me to whoop somebody's asked.
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It's a bad day, so.
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You better get off of my back. You might get
cold cock if you cross my path.
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Come on, y'all, because it's a great.
Speaker 27 (36:56):
Day for me to whoops about it his ass right now.
This last verse, he goes out to everybody that don't
like their boss at work.
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All right, Winter finally made it to work. That was
fifteen minutes late.
Speaker 12 (37:21):
I told my boss about the flat tire.
Speaker 26 (37:24):
Buddy fired me in any way. So here I am
in the parking lot just waiting by his COVID. I'm
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That he never will fucking. It's a great day. Come
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Somebody's asked it's a bad day, so you better get
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Somebody that.
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