September 29, 2025 • 40 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, JD’s 24-Hour Stores are kicking off their Annual Fall Hunting Sale.. - Marvin Webster takes another whack at explaining online privacy.. - Gary Busey scribbles an entry into his diary about his coffee house experiment.. - Murray introduces us to his new client, Andrew Dice Taylor.. - We’ll give the “Wordy Word Song - Ha Ha Hee Hee” another spin.. - Granny Klump goes all in on a listener’s tape worm.. - and to finish up the day, we’ll unplug Antsy McClain and the Trailer Park Troubadours and have them scrub off, “The Blah Blah Song”…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, How you are listening to two of the funniest
guys on the radio and my fraternity brothers at the
Raccoon Lodge, John Boy and Philly on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Are they funny? Are they funny? Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Hello, talk news, Get up and get at it.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
It is Monday morning. Is the last week, last few
days of September? Here, No twenty nine, Tomorrow, the thirty September.
Every day I remember, yes, tomorrow will be the last
day of September. The only thing I've ever remembered all
these years from grade school. Gosh, I hope not. I
(01:21):
mean beside you know two's applebets, I mean the two
math great, Okay, maybe any I didn't test well on
Mondays back in the day. Anyways, nobody, Oh I was
National Coffee Day. Well that's work, love, big mug of
(01:47):
coffee right now, work, and we'll celebrate that when we're
better rested. They want to salute the vfw's across America.
Is National VFW Day, honors of men and women devoted
to this valuable organization and those members who have served
our nation. I've had some fun old VFW club. I
(02:12):
got invited a few times in the Burlington North Carolina.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Yeah, our Bible.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Okay, maybe, y'all.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
I've never been invited, so I didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
All right, next time we traveled through Adaman's County. Yes,
come on, baby, you'll be a big hit. Oh yeah, okay,
then well let's see you. Three days in history, all right,
got them saved up, it'll work perfect. We're gonna get
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(03:08):
right here. Three dates in history where we're got our categories.
September twenty nine is nineteen fifty one, the first color
telecast of a football game aired on TV's CBS network.
TV is What It was fifty one yea. In ninety six,
(03:28):
the Nintendo sixty four video game system debuted in America.
It had been selling in Japan for three months very popular.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Twenty eighteen, rapper Kanye West announced on Twitter is changing
his name to Yee Yay yay. Yeah, oh you're happy
about it. We will have fun with old Kanye a
little later this morning as well. Yeah, all right, well
(04:01):
there you go. Let's get us a winner at one
eight hundred Big Show. We'll play out birdsts next Good morning,
(04:31):
it's a big show on the radio. You know I'm
getting that on Monday morning. Got our future track from
the Big Show, Big Box Antsy McLain the Blah Blah song,
the word Blah hit the Big Box at the Big Show.
Speaker 7 (04:46):
Dot Uppers. Let's play uppers. It's the game that anyone
can win.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Shon boys.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
He gave the prizes from the Big Prize be let's
go contested number one.
Speaker 8 (05:07):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing out bust, have a hurry up and guest time
you love the best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Let's say he Johnny from.
Speaker 9 (05:22):
Night Head, North Carolina.
Speaker 10 (05:25):
We shots.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
You have one and Johnny, good morning, Hey Boddy, all
ride getting on in here out of banks, all right,
won't be lone man and won't be down there in
a couple of weeks. Wait, you gotta you gotta pull.
Speaker 11 (05:50):
All right for you, john I got a big one,
big one in the backyard, was a buddy.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Well, Johnny, let's get you through these three categories and
get you that prize pack. All right, here we go
in five seconds. Three things you see on TV during
a football game?
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Ready to go, referee players, football players, and beers.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, I thought I was at deers. Yeah, because it
might help me about the commercial where they got some
football players riding a deer delivering pizza. Have you seen that?
I actually have seen it. I have no idea what
they're going for there. I think somebody was smoking, so.
Speaker 12 (06:39):
They were.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
All right, Johnny, back to you, buddy. Now give us
three video gaming systems ready, go, Atari, Nintendo, and Xbox.
Well right, all right, hard parts over now, just give
us three famous people with one name, Addy go, Prince.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Jewel and Rihanna.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
And there you got it.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
You got it, buddy, sending you Lord Tiger's prize packed
beautiful Nag's head, North Carolina.
Speaker 13 (07:19):
That buddy, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Man.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
You All right, here we go, jumping out, catching you
up on your.
Speaker 14 (07:32):
New Wolve swerving Monday Morning song r E K on
the other side, Good morning Alison make showing the radio alright.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
And everybody invited to sing along. Put that Monday Morning
Joe Yeah, Robert Earl Keane.
Speaker 15 (08:23):
That's done by Robert Earl Keane is being lying up
Sho stradio.
Speaker 10 (08:27):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 10 (08:34):
Sometimes on my days are filled with right eyes.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I travled down left somebody.
Speaker 10 (08:45):
Things ain't going.
Speaker 16 (08:47):
My way because there's always someone swirming in my line.
Speaker 10 (08:55):
You keep swarming in the line, and.
Speaker 16 (08:59):
It's cause lots of thingger I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 10 (09:07):
I'm shooting you the flame. Keep switching on my bride lines.
Speaker 17 (09:15):
To him to.
Speaker 16 (09:18):
When you're swerving all Lives high Way, you're running someone
off the ride.
Speaker 10 (09:27):
The day Joe Way, I thought I never never could
belove another. How else could I feed?
Speaker 16 (09:42):
But bowing you run into me, I can't believe I
could not see her.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
I'll tank up.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
No one's at the waiting.
Speaker 10 (09:56):
You keep swimming in my life. Tess calls and lots
of Thames. I'm cussing out your name. I'm shootn't he
the fine.
Speaker 16 (10:11):
I keep switching on my briding lights, but you're just
too dimp to now when you're swerving all lights. HOI
why you're running sumone off the road.
Speaker 13 (10:33):
Driving a big show.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Good mornings to make Shaw on the radio. No, I'm
rid of a drive time players action.
Speaker 15 (11:09):
Hello friends, your old pal burn Bern here with another
guvet grumbling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode show me the Money. As our story opens, a
desperate woman is calling on God for help.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
God, Oh please God, I need you hear me.
Speaker 10 (11:29):
He whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 15 (11:31):
I can hear you on another planet. I can't believe
I gave you that voice. You and friend Dresser, what
a mistake. Okay, so tut's what's the deal?
Speaker 10 (11:40):
He finally, where have you been?
Speaker 4 (11:43):
I've been begging for help for months.
Speaker 18 (11:45):
I need money, get a job next I getting fired.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
No, I'm in a tight spot.
Speaker 11 (11:52):
Really, I've had to sell all my possessions just to
pay my bills.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
So I prayed to you to win the lottery.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
You ate a lot of pay chips.
Speaker 10 (12:00):
Is your kid.
Speaker 16 (12:05):
Zero?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Well?
Speaker 5 (12:06):
You know what, maybe you're doing it wrong.
Speaker 17 (12:08):
Gimme, gimme, gimme doesn't really get it.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
You know the next side the lottery game route. I
beg you let me win again? Say no, dice unempty.
Speaker 17 (12:20):
Just like your head?
Speaker 19 (12:21):
What was that?
Speaker 17 (12:22):
Nothing?
Speaker 11 (12:22):
Do go on?
Speaker 5 (12:23):
This is fascinating it that brings us to today.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
I'm move on the street. My family has just zowed me,
and I'm started.
Speaker 10 (12:30):
I went out.
Speaker 15 (12:31):
Hold on a second, I'm gonna call bs on that
last one. You look like a Mickey D's Value menu customer.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
This is it.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
This is the end. I can't go any further. If
you don't let me win the lottery. I'm gonna I
gonna end it all.
Speaker 15 (12:43):
Ah, that sounds rational, but listen, there's something you need
to know. I have heard your please, I have listened
intently to your prayers, Big Neil.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
So what I'm still sitting here with podcasts.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
You kind of got to meet me halfway?
Speaker 4 (12:57):
What does that mean?
Speaker 15 (12:58):
Well, honey, at least by damn tickets and how we
hope you enjoy a John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Nobody told me that. Tune in next time.
Speaker 15 (13:15):
When we'll hear God's crusty old prayer sorder say.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Hey, Yeah, this is your old pals.
Speaker 12 (13:23):
You stayed La Black when I'm not mooching some of
that fine Jacques Danielle Whiskey and I played a right
fine gumbo off my best friend Woodrow Boodrow and that
sassy sack of wife and hiss on Lizbeth. I'm listening
to those tool wacky Cajun and John Boy and Philly
right down on that there big show Woe, there is funny.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
I guarantee, good morning, there's a big Shaw on the radio.
(14:22):
First Dane. This morning we was learning about Kanye West
changed his name on this day in twenty eighteen to
yee yay. You're still happy about it? Huh yeah it yay?
Brother us a top ten list. Here's you're a bonus
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one right here.
Speaker 20 (14:46):
Well, Kanye West changed his name over the weekend. In
case she hadn't heard, he broke the news Saturday on Twitter,
just before his evening appearance on Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
Kanye tweeted, and.
Speaker 20 (14:57):
I quote the being normally known as Kanye West, I
am yee quote unquote. And he just may have meant
to type formerly instead of formally.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
But you know these artsy farts how they are.
Speaker 20 (15:16):
By the way, Yee was the title of his last
album and is a shortened version of the name Kanye,
So it's like Diddy without the P or you know,
Duncan without the donuts. Sources close to the rappers say
it could have been even weirder though. Today's Big Show
Top ten list the top ten new names rejected by
Kanye West number ten.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Special K.
Speaker 20 (15:42):
Number nine, Roba Tussin, d M number eight, lo Ol
COOLJ number seven, King Latifa number six, Rick Ridiculous number five,
Sticky Minaj number four, Lisa left I, Kudro number three,
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Tiny Little d.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
That would not have gone over on the street.
Speaker 20 (16:17):
Number two, Chicken mc nugget, and the number one rejected
new name for Kanye step Dinny.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Good Morning, Got the Big Show on the radio, All
Ride coming up. We played John Boyd Jeopardy Go. Do
we get a winner? I mean somebody will win the
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(16:58):
you might want to jeck it out and I boys
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Speaker 19 (17:06):
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In JD's twenty.
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Four hour drive through pun and Gun, auto parts, pharmaceutical,
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you need for the fall hunting seasons. We got tree stands,
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to mention, a fine selection of comfort tube and firewood
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d's twenty four hour drive through pun and Gun, auto parts, pharmaceutical,
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on sign that reads yad JDS.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
What a Southern boy me? Okay that way, m JD
is going to Nicols in rock Hill, South Carolina. Okay,
good well, let's play us from John Boyd Jeopardy right here.
Let's jump right in here. This is the first of
the five senses to develop in human babies. A lot
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of thought again, what you all got one eight hundred
Big show you told free line, We go to together
winter we play John Boyd Jeopardy. Next.
Speaker 10 (18:57):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
It's a big show on the radio this Monday, all
day long. Gotta feature Dragon the Big Show bit box
and see McClain. The blah blah song is a good
he words blah hit a big box at the Big
Show dot com. And right now, let's play Yes live
across America. It's John boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 11 (19:21):
And now a man who says he cleared his entire
bucket list in a single afternoon, said he only had
to do one thing and that was changed one letter
in the word bucket.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
He's John Boyd and khead.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Let's say hey to Michael out of Lawton, Oklahoma. Good morning, Michael,
Good morning, Good morning, Hey body. Alight, Michael, you got
first shot at John Boyd Jeopardy this morning. So we're
looking for the first of the five senses to develop
in human babies. That's what threw Tighter off human babies
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that she got.
Speaker 15 (20:00):
Michael, I'm gonna say, touch, touch, Well.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Let's see is that the correct sense? Show us touch studies.
Let's dive into these human babies. All right, So the
earliest touch, with receptors forming in around eight weeks of pregnancy.
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Hearing is next at around twenty weeks, Taste and smell
begin at around the thirtieth week, and sight comes last.
While the fetus can sense faint light, their vision is
not full. They functional until after the birth. Yeah, because
it's kind of dark in there, That's what I heard.
All right, Well, all right, look at us learn about
(20:51):
human babies. Good work on you and Michael, your prize
back head over to Lawton, Oklahoma. Congratulations, well, thank you,
thank you, buddy. All right, there's a plan we jumping out,
catching you up on your news. On the other side,
our time capsule over this Monday morning. Then Marvin weds
(21:15):
do is some techile.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export. Good morning, the John Boy
and Billy Big Show on the air.
Speaker 6 (22:03):
Man.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
I caught so much grief after I started doing my
old boy Scout Yeah what what will you call it?
The boy Scout oath? Yeah, yeah, yeah, try remember get
scout slogan, be prepared? That is that was the boy
Scout motto. Well yeah, maybe maybe slogan. What's the different
let me see, be prepared. I remember that always be prepared,
(22:26):
you know, and that stuck with me all through my
boy scouting days, you know, into and of course he
practices it every day. Yeah oh yeah, so be prepared.
What is the other one? And we we we have
another one. Do a good turn daily, thank you, thank
you very much. That's the boy Scout guarantee. I just
want to save you hundred.
Speaker 15 (22:45):
Uh so.
Speaker 20 (22:46):
Everywhere a lot of former boy Scouts, and they get
really mad when you don't remember.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
Well, just like like a few so I can't believe
that you didn't remember the boy Scout oath, and.
Speaker 10 (22:54):
So I think I'll do it.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
So I'm going to prove to you. Are you because
long time you know I can do it. Okay, once
I learned something, it's learned. That's the mark of us boys. Okay,
so the boy Scout of boy scout if you're ready, ready, okay,
well man, okay, start me off, just just start. Just
just give me the first word because I got to
be prepared and do. Okay, first word, Okay, on on
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on one okay, on this day, no no no no.
Speaker 18 (23:29):
On my on your no no no on your on
on on on your no on you say on my
on my right right on my right is no my friend,
on my honor, honor.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Okay, I got it, now, I got it, now, I
got it. Okay, ready, on my honor. I will do
my best to do my duty. Then to dig a
latrine and cover it up, because that's not how it goes.
But I don't know how you did in your troupe, man,
but we always covered up no one what time I
had to do with a spoon. But it was like
it was like a disciplinary thing. It's a different kind
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of Okay, okay, on my honor, I will do my
best to do my duty to God in my country,
to tie a lot of knots, to help old ladies
across the street from Merrit Badges so I can impress
the babes to sell lots of cookies. No, no, no,
that's the girl Scouts.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
Yeah, there's back during that landmark case where I was
testing the constitution, I got kicked out of there. I
ate a brownie.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
I didn't pay for it.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
So anyway, on my honor, I will do my best
to do my duty got in my country, tell notts
to help old ladies, to apply liberally to infested area,
to consult a position before starting any exercise around, to
love somebody, to love somebody the way I love you. No, no, no, Johnny,
that's that's a BG.
Speaker 9 (24:55):
We had.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
We had a very hip den. Yeah, boy Scouts, it's
called a troop.
Speaker 17 (25:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
We had to meet in this guy's then. That that's
back when I had to dig with the spoon. We
burn down our scout hood. It wasn't my fault though, Okay,
on my honor, doing that to refrain from sneaking around
behind the scouhood to smoke cigarettes with stinky Johnson. That's
that's kind of how we got the Hut. Yeah, to
explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and
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new civilization, to boldly go where no man has gone before,
and uh be prepared than you. You want to run
over it again? I told you once I learned something,
Miss john William Billy, you know these accents aren't helping.
Speaker 10 (25:46):
Yeah, let's just use their real voices from now on.
Speaker 13 (25:48):
Yeah, this morning, rad yell dumb right, good morning, it's
(26:17):
a big showing the radio.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
All right there, we're ready listened.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
Hello, our Marvin Webster a quick look at online privacy
on this edition of tech Talk. The other day, the
cable company I worked for called me to fill in
for somebody in the telephone tech support line who was outsick.
I took a call from a customer who was very
concerned about the modern problem of personal privacy and security online.
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And I do mean very concerned. To make a long
story short, the caller says he is tired of his
iPad spying on him. He wants me to make it
stop telling the government all of his personal stuff.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
Now.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
Needless to say, any conversation that starts out, my iPad
is spying on me. It's going to have a lot
of twists and turns to it. So I'll give you
the reader's digest version of what I told him. Despite
what you may hear from the conspiracy enthusiasts of the world,
the United States government is not reading your emails or
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listening to your phone calls, much less doing it through
your iPad. How do I know, Well, let's take a
quick look at some ballpark numbers. There are three hundred
and thirty million people in America. About two million of
those people work for the federal government. If every single
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one of them spent all day tapping your phone and
reading your emails, each and every one of them would
have to spy on on one hundred and sixty five
people a day twenty four seven, three sixty five. If
you think a government employee can get that much work
done in one day, you need to visit a little
(28:12):
place called the Department of Motive Vehicles. The government does
not have time to spy on three hundred and thirty
million people.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
That's the good news.
Speaker 6 (28:23):
The bad news is they don't need to spy on
all the people because they have a secret weapon they
can use to get all the info on you they
could ever want or need. It is called social media,
as in Facebook, YouTube, Instagram, and Twitter. In other words,
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the secret weapon against you is you. See, the government
doesn't need two million spies to find out what you've
been up to. They can hit up your Instagram or
check your Twitter feed or follow your own Facebook. It's
all right there. Your name, they got that, your address,
(29:03):
got it, phone number? Check pictures of what the FBI
would call all your known associates. You not only took
the picture, you tagged all the people in it with
their names. The government wants to know any of that
stuff there it is and who put it there?
Speaker 7 (29:21):
You did so.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
Yes, personal privacy is under attack in America, but the
attack is not coming from the NSA or the Russians
or even Facebook. Every time you tweet a selfie with
your new car, or who you had lunch with, or
who you got drunk with last night, or who you
buy a weed from, you are adding to your very
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own customized activity report. The biggest threat to your personal
privacy online is you. If you don't want to lose
that privacy, what you need to do is quit giving
it away. Oh, you mean quit Facebook. I can't do that.
My whole life is on there. Yeah, I know, I
(30:05):
think that might be part of your problem. Look, I
work in the technology field. Okay, we all like to
stay in touch, and believe it or not, every modern
computer and smartphone ever made has a special feature that
can help you stay up to date and in touch
on what your friends and family are up to without
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telling the whole world about it. It is called the
off switch. And that's a wrap for this edition of
tech Talk. Till next time. I'm Marven Webster.
Speaker 9 (30:41):
I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,
for the breath of a fresh keel. And never mind
the man who contemplates doing away with license plates. He
stands alone anyhow. Bacon, the cookies of discontent, the heat
of the laundromat, fan leaving their soul and then like
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in Portragal dot dot dot, you know, kind of hot
set up leaving their soul part in the waters of
the Medulla Oblonga with John Boy and Billy on the
big show like that one, John Boy, good morning.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
It's a big show on the radio about halfway food,
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did got an entry into the diary of Gary Busey's
(33:07):
Shake Things Up here on Monday morning, ten minutes Big
Show rose on Good Morning, Big Show's on the radio.
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fine retailers. As we said earlier, National Coffee Day Today. Ah,
with that, we bring in Gary Busey. It's time for
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the Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 17 (33:55):
Dear Diary, this is Gary ucy Well Diary. The hard
truth is is you can never count on the acting business.
It's important to prepare for the day when I'm not
working anymore. Yeah like that, whatever happened. But I think
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it's important as a Hollywood superstar to diversify my portfolio.
All about Brandon Baby, I got Bubbling Beaucy Cola, Gary Busey,
Hugo Dotson, Big Bad Busy Burger. And now I've tapped
into the current coffee mania that's sweeping the nation, introducing
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Gary Brucey.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Hotter in Love.
Speaker 15 (34:47):
I try my job, I grab your home, get a
cup of Joe, but don't spill it on your lap because.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
It's hottest crap.
Speaker 9 (34:51):
Splitch splash.
Speaker 19 (34:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (34:57):
Now, Diary, this ain't the same as the coffee shop
I ow up and ten years ago I called it
grounds for Divorce, catering to the abundant Hollywood at divorce
a crowd. Unfortunately, I hooked up with some of my
customers and my then wife got the shop in the settlement.
Talk about irony. But this new idea came to me
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when I was hammered at this swanky Hollywood party at
none other than Spielberg's little brother Dicky's place. I saw
these mucky MUCKs gathered around the table and I thought
they was doing jello shots off Kathy Griffin's backside, But
they was all drinking something called kope luwok. Now what
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it is is coffee beans eaten and defecated by a
wildcat called the Asian foam cimmet. Then they roast those
butthole beans and they make coffee out of it. I figured,
what the hell. I took a pull off a cup
and it tasted exactly like coffee beans that come out
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of a cat's ass. But everyone there was sucking it
down like Coca cola. And it was right then that
the light bulb went off over my nugging ding. If
they'll drink cat butt coffee, they sure as hell go
cuckoo for bunghole beans from other critters. Come one, come
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off for critter butt coffee. Sure as hell don't taste
like coffee if you drink it all, got an empty glass.
Just wait because more beans are going to be falling
out of their ass.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Tug a, look, chug a look, yeah.
Speaker 17 (36:44):
You gotta understand, diary that in the Hollywood mill U
these freaks are trend maniacs. Watching them thinks drinking poop juice.
Told me they'd go for anything. So I called my
friend Tony at the San Diego Zoo, and then I
called my old friend Juan Valdez. He used to do
them coffee commercials. He got me hooked up with some
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top drawer coffee beans and we went to work started
feeding them to all sorts of beasts. About twelve hours later,
here come the beans out the back door. Hard part
was we had to get in there and commenced to
dig it for it. I guess that's what they mean
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about being a hands on sort of bossy.
Speaker 15 (37:29):
Pooty, fresh and tooty. This yere stink. Don't smell too fruity, Mama.
There's beans in the dooty beans in the duty Mama.
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After about a week, it was time for the taste test.
Roasting the beans was a trip two square blocks around us.
Smelled like burnt hair. He brought in some folks for
a taste test. The monkey beans made a coffee that
tasted like one of them banana moonpies. The elephant one
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tasted like peanut butter. The giant ant eater.
Speaker 17 (38:14):
Tasted of my buggy. The lion tasted like zebra jerky.
It was a taste explosion, baboon, crocodile, ostrich, cheetah, water buffalo.
We tried to do sloths, but it seems their digestive
system is just as slow as they are. Hell's been
three weeks, it's still no beans. Oops, I's wrong.
Speaker 7 (38:41):
Hell.
Speaker 17 (38:41):
I even talked Rosie o'donald at et Son. Who's gonna
drink that? Like I said, Hollywood is full of freaks.
Good morning, sir, Hi, and hello, how about a cup
of rosy old. It's the nastiest thing you ever drank,
straight from the dumper of a bunch old skak. Well,
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the kickoff of Gary Bruce's Went Gangbusters. Poop juice was
going out the door one after the other.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
Order up, Order Up, Order Up.
Speaker 17 (39:12):
He's waking doodles, gulping down cup after cup. We have
kind of a sketchy location in West Hollywood, but that
didn't seem to matter. Everyone is there, Danny Bonaducci, Flavor Flave,
Brooke Hogan, Screech, Dave Coogie. It was like a red
carpet event. Hell, even the city health inspector came in.
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He had a big cup of hippo poo poop, but
the mite strong with a munky, swampy aftertaste. He took
it like a champ. Then the unthinkable happened. A great
big cockroach the size of a Chihwa wah ran across
the counter. They shut us down for being uncleaned. Oh well,
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at least I won't have to get up early every
morning and hold the human feces and hypodermic needle loss
the sidewalk. Well, Dowry, I got a ski daddle. Me
and Maureen mccorwick are going body surfing with Ernie Hudson
and Kathy Bates.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Gotta keep my core strong, ya ya ya.
Speaker 17 (40:20):
Until next time. Darry x'es and o's Gary Brucey.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Yah yah yeah yah, all right, National Coffee Day. Good
luck out there. Right now, let's play Beat the Blonde
and one eight hundred Big show. You told free Line.
We'll get a contestant and play next
Hi, How you are listening to two of the funniest
guys on the radio and my fraternity brothers at the
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Speaker 2 (00:11):
Are they funny? Are they funny? Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Hello, talk news, Get up and get at it.
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It is Monday morning. Is the last week, last few
days of September? Here, No twenty nine, Tomorrow, the thirty September.
Every day I remember, yes, tomorrow will be the last
day of September. The only thing I've ever remembered all
these years from grade school. Gosh, I hope not. I
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mean beside you know two's applebets, I mean the two
math great, Okay, maybe any I didn't test well on
Mondays back in the day. Anyways, nobody, Oh I was
National Coffee Day. Well that's work, love, big mug of
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coffee right now, work, and we'll celebrate that when we're
better rested. They want to salute the vfw's across America.
Is National VFW Day, honors of men and women devoted
to this valuable organization and those members who have served
our nation. I've had some fun old VFW club. I
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got invited a few times in the Burlington North Carolina.
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I've never been invited, so I didn't.
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TV is What It was fifty one yea. In ninety six,
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the Nintendo sixty four video game system debuted in America.
It had been selling in Japan for three months very popular.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Twenty eighteen, rapper Kanye West announced on Twitter is changing
his name to Yee Yay yay. Yeah, oh you're happy
about it. We will have fun with old Kanye a
little later this morning as well. Yeah, all right, well
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there you go. Let's get us a winner at one
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it's a big show on the radio. You know I'm
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Let's say he Johnny from.
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You have one and Johnny, good morning, Hey Boddy, all
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Well, Johnny, let's get you through these three categories and
get you that prize pack. All right, here we go
in five seconds. Three things you see on TV during
a football game?
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Ready to go, referee players, football players, and beers.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, I thought I was at deers. Yeah, because it
might help me about the commercial where they got some
football players riding a deer delivering pizza. Have you seen that?
I actually have seen it. I have no idea what
they're going for there. I think somebody was smoking, so.
Speaker 12 (06:39):
They were.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
All right, Johnny, back to you, buddy. Now give us
three video gaming systems ready, go, Atari, Nintendo, and Xbox.
Well right, all right, hard parts over now, just give
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And everybody invited to sing along. Put that Monday Morning
Joe Yeah, Robert Earl Keane.
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That's done by Robert Earl Keane is being lying up
Sho stradio.
Speaker 10 (08:27):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 10 (08:34):
Sometimes on my days are filled with right eyes.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I travled down left somebody.
Speaker 10 (08:45):
Things ain't going.
Speaker 16 (08:47):
My way because there's always someone swirming in my line.
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You keep swarming in the line, and.
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It's cause lots of thingger I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 10 (09:07):
I'm shooting you the flame. Keep switching on my bride lines.
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To him to.
Speaker 16 (09:18):
When you're swerving all Lives high Way, you're running someone
off the ride.
Speaker 10 (09:27):
The day Joe Way, I thought I never never could
belove another. How else could I feed?
Speaker 16 (09:42):
But bowing you run into me, I can't believe I
could not see her.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
I'll tank up.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
No one's at the waiting.
Speaker 10 (09:56):
You keep swimming in my life. Tess calls and lots
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the fine.
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I keep switching on my briding lights, but you're just
too dimp to now when you're swerving all lights. HOI
why you're running sumone off the road.
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Driving a big show.
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Good mornings to make Shaw on the radio. No, I'm
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Hello friends, your old pal burn Bern here with another
guvet grumbling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode show me the Money. As our story opens, a
desperate woman is calling on God for help.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
God, Oh please God, I need you hear me.
Speaker 10 (11:29):
He whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 15 (11:31):
I can hear you on another planet. I can't believe
I gave you that voice. You and friend Dresser, what
a mistake. Okay, so tut's what's the deal?
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He finally, where have you been?
Speaker 4 (11:43):
I've been begging for help for months.
Speaker 18 (11:45):
I need money, get a job next I getting fired.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
No, I'm in a tight spot.
Speaker 11 (11:52):
Really, I've had to sell all my possessions just to
pay my bills.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
So I prayed to you to win the lottery.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
You ate a lot of pay chips.
Speaker 10 (12:00):
Is your kid.
Speaker 16 (12:05):
Zero?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Well?
Speaker 5 (12:06):
You know what, maybe you're doing it wrong.
Speaker 17 (12:08):
Gimme, gimme, gimme doesn't really get it.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
You know the next side the lottery game route. I
beg you let me win again? Say no, dice unempty.
Speaker 17 (12:20):
Just like your head?
Speaker 19 (12:21):
What was that?
Speaker 17 (12:22):
Nothing?
Speaker 11 (12:22):
Do go on?
Speaker 5 (12:23):
This is fascinating it that brings us to today.
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I'm move on the street. My family has just zowed me,
and I'm started.
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I went out.
Speaker 15 (12:31):
Hold on a second, I'm gonna call bs on that
last one. You look like a Mickey D's Value menu customer.
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This is it.
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This is the end. I can't go any further. If
you don't let me win the lottery. I'm gonna I
gonna end it all.
Speaker 15 (12:43):
Ah, that sounds rational, but listen, there's something you need
to know. I have heard your please, I have listened
intently to your prayers, Big Neil.
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So what I'm still sitting here with podcasts.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
You kind of got to meet me halfway?
Speaker 4 (12:57):
What does that mean?
Speaker 15 (12:58):
Well, honey, at least by damn tickets and how we
hope you enjoy a John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Nobody told me that. Tune in next time.
Speaker 15 (13:15):
When we'll hear God's crusty old prayer sorder say.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
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Hey, Yeah, this is your old pals.
Speaker 12 (13:23):
You stayed La Black when I'm not mooching some of
that fine Jacques Danielle Whiskey and I played a right
fine gumbo off my best friend Woodrow Boodrow and that
sassy sack of wife and hiss on Lizbeth. I'm listening
to those tool wacky Cajun and John Boy and Philly
right down on that there big show Woe, there is funny.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
I guarantee, good morning, there's a big Shaw on the radio.
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First Dane. This morning we was learning about Kanye West
changed his name on this day in twenty eighteen to
yee yay. You're still happy about it? Huh yeah it yay?
Brother us a top ten list. Here's you're a bonus
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one right here.
Speaker 20 (14:46):
Well, Kanye West changed his name over the weekend. In
case she hadn't heard, he broke the news Saturday on Twitter,
just before his evening appearance on Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
Kanye tweeted, and.
Speaker 20 (14:57):
I quote the being normally known as Kanye West, I
am yee quote unquote. And he just may have meant
to type formerly instead of formally.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
But you know these artsy farts how they are.
Speaker 20 (15:16):
By the way, Yee was the title of his last
album and is a shortened version of the name Kanye,
So it's like Diddy without the P or you know,
Duncan without the donuts. Sources close to the rappers say
it could have been even weirder though. Today's Big Show
Top ten list the top ten new names rejected by
Kanye West number ten.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Special K.
Speaker 20 (15:42):
Number nine, Roba Tussin, d M number eight, lo Ol
COOLJ number seven, King Latifa number six, Rick Ridiculous number five,
Sticky Minaj number four, Lisa left I, Kudro number three,
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Tiny Little d.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
That would not have gone over on the street.
Speaker 20 (16:17):
Number two, Chicken mc nugget, and the number one rejected
new name for Kanye step Dinny.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Good Morning, Got the Big Show on the radio, All
Ride coming up. We played John Boyd Jeopardy Go. Do
we get a winner? I mean somebody will win the
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to mention, a fine selection of comfort tube and firewood
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d's twenty four hour drive through pun and Gun, auto parts, pharmaceutical,
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a new location behind Roy's Hues Tires where the old
landfield used to be. And look for the big knee
on sign that reads yad JDS.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
What a Southern boy me? Okay that way, m JD
is going to Nicols in rock Hill, South Carolina. Okay,
good well, let's play us from John Boyd Jeopardy right here.
Let's jump right in here. This is the first of
the five senses to develop in human babies. A lot
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of thought again, what you all got one eight hundred
Big show you told free line, We go to together
winter we play John Boyd Jeopardy. Next.
Speaker 10 (18:57):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
It's a big show on the radio this Monday, all
day long. Gotta feature Dragon the Big Show bit box
and see McClain. The blah blah song is a good
he words blah hit a big box at the Big
Show dot com. And right now, let's play Yes live
across America. It's John boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 11 (19:21):
And now a man who says he cleared his entire
bucket list in a single afternoon, said he only had
to do one thing and that was changed one letter
in the word bucket.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
He's John Boyd and khead.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Let's say hey to Michael out of Lawton, Oklahoma. Good morning, Michael,
Good morning, Good morning, Hey body. Alight, Michael, you got
first shot at John Boyd Jeopardy this morning. So we're
looking for the first of the five senses to develop
in human babies. That's what threw Tighter off human babies
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that she got.
Speaker 15 (20:00):
Michael, I'm gonna say, touch, touch, Well.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Let's see is that the correct sense? Show us touch studies.
Let's dive into these human babies. All right, So the
earliest touch, with receptors forming in around eight weeks of pregnancy.
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Hearing is next at around twenty weeks, Taste and smell
begin at around the thirtieth week, and sight comes last.
While the fetus can sense faint light, their vision is
not full. They functional until after the birth. Yeah, because
it's kind of dark in there, That's what I heard.
All right, Well, all right, look at us learn about
(20:51):
human babies. Good work on you and Michael, your prize
back head over to Lawton, Oklahoma. Congratulations, well, thank you,
thank you, buddy. All right, there's a plan we jumping out,
catching you up on your news. On the other side,
our time capsule over this Monday morning. Then Marvin weds
(21:15):
do is some techile.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export. Good morning, the John Boy
and Billy Big Show on the air.
Speaker 6 (22:03):
Man.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
I caught so much grief after I started doing my
old boy Scout Yeah what what will you call it?
The boy Scout oath? Yeah, yeah, yeah, try remember get
scout slogan, be prepared? That is that was the boy
Scout motto. Well yeah, maybe maybe slogan. What's the different
let me see, be prepared. I remember that always be prepared,
(22:26):
you know, and that stuck with me all through my
boy scouting days, you know, into and of course he
practices it every day. Yeah oh yeah, so be prepared.
What is the other one? And we we we have
another one. Do a good turn daily, thank you, thank
you very much. That's the boy Scout guarantee. I just
want to save you hundred.
Speaker 15 (22:45):
Uh so.
Speaker 20 (22:46):
Everywhere a lot of former boy Scouts, and they get
really mad when you don't remember.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
Well, just like like a few so I can't believe
that you didn't remember the boy Scout oath, and.
Speaker 10 (22:54):
So I think I'll do it.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
So I'm going to prove to you. Are you because
long time you know I can do it. Okay, once
I learned something, it's learned. That's the mark of us boys. Okay,
so the boy Scout of boy scout if you're ready, ready, okay,
well man, okay, start me off, just just start. Just
just give me the first word because I got to
be prepared and do. Okay, first word, Okay, on on
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on one okay, on this day, no no no no.
Speaker 18 (23:29):
On my on your no no no on your on
on on on your no on you say on my
on my right right on my right is no my friend,
on my honor, honor.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Okay, I got it, now, I got it, now, I
got it. Okay, ready, on my honor. I will do
my best to do my duty. Then to dig a
latrine and cover it up, because that's not how it goes.
But I don't know how you did in your troupe, man,
but we always covered up no one what time I
had to do with a spoon. But it was like
it was like a disciplinary thing. It's a different kind
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of Okay, okay, on my honor, I will do my
best to do my duty to God in my country,
to tie a lot of knots, to help old ladies
across the street from Merrit Badges so I can impress
the babes to sell lots of cookies. No, no, no,
that's the girl Scouts.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
Yeah, there's back during that landmark case where I was
testing the constitution, I got kicked out of there. I
ate a brownie.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
I didn't pay for it.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
So anyway, on my honor, I will do my best
to do my duty got in my country, tell notts
to help old ladies, to apply liberally to infested area,
to consult a position before starting any exercise around, to
love somebody, to love somebody the way I love you. No, no, no, Johnny,
that's that's a BG.
Speaker 9 (24:55):
We had.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
We had a very hip den. Yeah, boy Scouts, it's
called a troop.
Speaker 17 (25:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
We had to meet in this guy's then. That that's
back when I had to dig with the spoon. We
burn down our scout hood. It wasn't my fault though, Okay,
on my honor, doing that to refrain from sneaking around
behind the scouhood to smoke cigarettes with stinky Johnson. That's
that's kind of how we got the Hut. Yeah, to
explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and
(25:24):
new civilization, to boldly go where no man has gone before,
and uh be prepared than you. You want to run
over it again? I told you once I learned something,
Miss john William Billy, you know these accents aren't helping.
Speaker 10 (25:46):
Yeah, let's just use their real voices from now on.
Speaker 13 (25:48):
Yeah, this morning, rad yell dumb right, good morning, it's
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a big showing the radio.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
All right there, we're ready listened.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
Hello, our Marvin Webster a quick look at online privacy
on this edition of tech Talk. The other day, the
cable company I worked for called me to fill in
for somebody in the telephone tech support line who was outsick.
I took a call from a customer who was very
concerned about the modern problem of personal privacy and security online.
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And I do mean very concerned. To make a long
story short, the caller says he is tired of his
iPad spying on him. He wants me to make it
stop telling the government all of his personal stuff.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
Now.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
Needless to say, any conversation that starts out, my iPad
is spying on me. It's going to have a lot
of twists and turns to it. So I'll give you
the reader's digest version of what I told him. Despite
what you may hear from the conspiracy enthusiasts of the world,
the United States government is not reading your emails or
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listening to your phone calls, much less doing it through
your iPad. How do I know, Well, let's take a
quick look at some ballpark numbers. There are three hundred
and thirty million people in America. About two million of
those people work for the federal government. If every single
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one of them spent all day tapping your phone and
reading your emails, each and every one of them would
have to spy on on one hundred and sixty five
people a day twenty four seven, three sixty five. If
you think a government employee can get that much work
done in one day, you need to visit a little
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place called the Department of Motive Vehicles. The government does
not have time to spy on three hundred and thirty
million people.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
That's the good news.
Speaker 6 (28:23):
The bad news is they don't need to spy on
all the people because they have a secret weapon they
can use to get all the info on you they
could ever want or need. It is called social media,
as in Facebook, YouTube, Instagram, and Twitter. In other words,
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the secret weapon against you is you. See, the government
doesn't need two million spies to find out what you've
been up to. They can hit up your Instagram or
check your Twitter feed or follow your own Facebook. It's
all right there. Your name, they got that, your address,
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got it, phone number? Check pictures of what the FBI
would call all your known associates. You not only took
the picture, you tagged all the people in it with
their names. The government wants to know any of that
stuff there it is and who put it there?
Speaker 7 (29:21):
You did so.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
Yes, personal privacy is under attack in America, but the
attack is not coming from the NSA or the Russians
or even Facebook. Every time you tweet a selfie with
your new car, or who you had lunch with, or
who you got drunk with last night, or who you
buy a weed from, you are adding to your very
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own customized activity report. The biggest threat to your personal
privacy online is you. If you don't want to lose
that privacy, what you need to do is quit giving
it away. Oh, you mean quit Facebook. I can't do that.
My whole life is on there. Yeah, I know, I
(30:05):
think that might be part of your problem. Look, I
work in the technology field. Okay, we all like to
stay in touch, and believe it or not, every modern
computer and smartphone ever made has a special feature that
can help you stay up to date and in touch
on what your friends and family are up to without
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telling the whole world about it. It is called the
off switch. And that's a wrap for this edition of
tech Talk. Till next time. I'm Marven Webster.
Speaker 9 (30:41):
I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,
for the breath of a fresh keel. And never mind
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in Portragal dot dot dot, you know, kind of hot
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with that, we bring in Gary Busey. It's time for
(33:52):
the Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 17 (33:55):
Dear Diary, this is Gary ucy Well Diary. The hard
truth is is you can never count on the acting business.
It's important to prepare for the day when I'm not
working anymore. Yeah like that, whatever happened. But I think
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it's important as a Hollywood superstar to diversify my portfolio.
All about Brandon Baby, I got Bubbling Beaucy Cola, Gary Busey,
Hugo Dotson, Big Bad Busy Burger. And now I've tapped
into the current coffee mania that's sweeping the nation, introducing
(34:43):
Gary Brucey.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Hotter in Love.
Speaker 15 (34:47):
I try my job, I grab your home, get a
cup of Joe, but don't spill it on your lap because.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
It's hottest crap.
Speaker 9 (34:51):
Splitch splash.
Speaker 19 (34:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (34:57):
Now, Diary, this ain't the same as the coffee shop
I ow up and ten years ago I called it
grounds for Divorce, catering to the abundant Hollywood at divorce
a crowd. Unfortunately, I hooked up with some of my
customers and my then wife got the shop in the settlement.
Talk about irony. But this new idea came to me
(35:21):
when I was hammered at this swanky Hollywood party at
none other than Spielberg's little brother Dicky's place. I saw
these mucky MUCKs gathered around the table and I thought
they was doing jello shots off Kathy Griffin's backside, But
they was all drinking something called kope luwok. Now what
(35:43):
it is is coffee beans eaten and defecated by a
wildcat called the Asian foam cimmet. Then they roast those
butthole beans and they make coffee out of it. I figured,
what the hell. I took a pull off a cup
and it tasted exactly like coffee beans that come out
(36:08):
of a cat's ass. But everyone there was sucking it
down like Coca cola. And it was right then that
the light bulb went off over my nugging ding. If
they'll drink cat butt coffee, they sure as hell go
cuckoo for bunghole beans from other critters. Come one, come
(36:29):
off for critter butt coffee. Sure as hell don't taste
like coffee if you drink it all, got an empty glass.
Just wait because more beans are going to be falling
out of their ass.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Tug a, look, chug a look, yeah.
Speaker 17 (36:44):
You gotta understand, diary that in the Hollywood mill U
these freaks are trend maniacs. Watching them thinks drinking poop juice.
Told me they'd go for anything. So I called my
friend Tony at the San Diego Zoo, and then I
called my old friend Juan Valdez. He used to do
them coffee commercials. He got me hooked up with some
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top drawer coffee beans and we went to work started
feeding them to all sorts of beasts. About twelve hours later,
here come the beans out the back door. Hard part
was we had to get in there and commenced to
dig it for it. I guess that's what they mean
(37:26):
about being a hands on sort of bossy.
Speaker 15 (37:29):
Pooty, fresh and tooty. This yere stink. Don't smell too fruity, Mama.
There's beans in the dooty beans in the duty Mama.
(37:50):
After about a week, it was time for the taste test.
Roasting the beans was a trip two square blocks around us.
Smelled like burnt hair. He brought in some folks for
a taste test. The monkey beans made a coffee that
tasted like one of them banana moonpies. The elephant one
(38:11):
tasted like peanut butter. The giant ant eater.
Speaker 17 (38:14):
Tasted of my buggy. The lion tasted like zebra jerky.
It was a taste explosion, baboon, crocodile, ostrich, cheetah, water buffalo.
We tried to do sloths, but it seems their digestive
system is just as slow as they are. Hell's been
three weeks, it's still no beans. Oops, I's wrong.
Speaker 7 (38:41):
Hell.
Speaker 17 (38:41):
I even talked Rosie o'donald at et Son. Who's gonna
drink that? Like I said, Hollywood is full of freaks.
Good morning, sir, Hi, and hello, how about a cup
of rosy old. It's the nastiest thing you ever drank,
straight from the dumper of a bunch old skak. Well,
(39:02):
the kickoff of Gary Bruce's Went Gangbusters. Poop juice was
going out the door one after the other.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
Order up, Order Up, Order Up.
Speaker 17 (39:12):
He's waking doodles, gulping down cup after cup. We have
kind of a sketchy location in West Hollywood, but that
didn't seem to matter. Everyone is there, Danny Bonaducci, Flavor Flave,
Brooke Hogan, Screech, Dave Coogie. It was like a red
carpet event. Hell, even the city health inspector came in.
(39:35):
He had a big cup of hippo poo poop, but
the mite strong with a munky, swampy aftertaste. He took
it like a champ. Then the unthinkable happened. A great
big cockroach the size of a Chihwa wah ran across
the counter. They shut us down for being uncleaned. Oh well,
(39:57):
at least I won't have to get up early every
morning and hold the human feces and hypodermic needle loss
the sidewalk. Well, Dowry, I got a ski daddle. Me
and Maureen mccorwick are going body surfing with Ernie Hudson
and Kathy Bates.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Gotta keep my core strong, ya ya ya.
Speaker 17 (40:20):
Until next time. Darry x'es and o's Gary Brucey.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Yah yah yeah yah, all right, National Coffee Day. Good
luck out there. Right now, let's play Beat the Blonde
and one eight hundred Big show. You told free Line.
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