November 4, 2024 • 35 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Bill Silvers runs down the Top 10 kinds of people who vote for Kamala Harris.. - Mary Jane will share some of her latest Deep Thoughts.. - Broadway comes to The Big Show with a parody from an Annie Get Your Gun tune.. - Willie P. Richardson exposes some voter fraud.. - Oliver explores the differences between Democrats and Republicans.. - and Marvin explains how to get married to an eight-year-old…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
More chance for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Hut, Mama.
Speaker 4 (00:08):
All I wanted to do was have a let us
sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk, and
crawl under a bearskin rug.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Why do I have to listen.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
To that John Boy person and Billy whoever on that
noisy big shoe button?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Mama?
Speaker 6 (01:01):
How oh?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Born out just trying to get these places on the stock.
Oh and then mondays.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
We were we were staring at you, laughing quietly.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Laughing to my face is always more fun behind my back, it.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Is for us. All right, Well, here we are November already, y'all.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
It's National Candid Day and National Broadcast Traffic Professionals Day.
So we'll honor some people along the John Boy and
Billy radio network that gets you too and from your
home work. I think this is like the logs, the
people who schedule the commercials.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Oh, never mind, that's Courtney.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
She'll be she's listening, okay, So okay, Well, I guess
Jordan's gotta be good at her job.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
You've been doing it for a while.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Personality, she should be president. Of the company. I'm thinking,
let's works.
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So traffic.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, that's uh, that's what you call one of those
first things in radio and traffic department.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Where's the helicopters?
Speaker 6 (02:14):
Look at?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Oh, traffic is what you call the commercials and the
logs and where radio stations are supposed to make money
off of them.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
Okay you mean supposed to.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
That's that's a plan nowadays. Signed up, you gonna you're
gonna be a salesman, said it or not?
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So?
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Uh yeah, So way to go traffic broadcast professional day people.
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Okay, Uh, that's it.
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Three days in history are going to be very important.
That's where you will care about it. It calls you
can win it and get your name in the hat
for the never mind one eight hundred Big Show was
just foot follow that number back.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
It's Monday morning. I tell you all about that. I
can't I heard that? Thanks?
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Y okay, Big shows on the radio waking up gradually.
Good morning, got the Big show on the radio coming up?
We play Outburst win against a hat t shirt, tumbler
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Listen up right here. Three days in history where we
get our three category.
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Get you that cool swag.
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Nineteen sixty one, it was November fourth where Bob Dylan
had his first concert at Carnegie Hall.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Fifty people showed up.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Well. On the bright side, he did make twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
He wasn't very popular, and he stuck with it.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
They sure do.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Nineteen eighty nine, rookie NBA center David Robinson started his
first home game in San Antonio by.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Throwing up on the court well instead of nerves.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
However, he blamed a bad fahita eaten in Milwaukee.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, and he stuck with it on this day, no way.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Canadian Dennis Michael Zuck bought a tooth of John Lennon's
that had been removed in the nineteen sixties. Lennon had
originally given the tooth to his housekeeper to dispose of
or or give it to her daughter.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
He truth, for your daughter.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Away, get your daughter.
Speaker 8 (04:37):
Made it?
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Hold on yunk won't say, Well, there you go.
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You haven't as three cdagoers for you one eight hundred
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for your Monday morning November.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
And the fourth let's jump right in there where again Upburst.
Let's play Upburst.
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It's the game that anyone can win, John Boy and
Billy to give the prizes from the big prize.
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Being Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 9 (05:41):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Upburst, have a little up and gust time, you
have the best time.
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You have a big shots. Let's say had a Shinnon
from knock Smell.
Speaker 9 (05:58):
Can I say, Yo down, go down around New Knoxville girl?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Hey, Shannon good you know I was singing that song
a lot. Are you sitting there, baby? Are you there? Okay? Yeah, yeah,
I got you. I got you.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
You not not go down, go down your Knoxville girls
about throwing the girl in the Tennessee River.
Speaker 10 (06:28):
I think that last time.
Speaker 8 (06:32):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I didn't think?
Speaker 6 (06:36):
MS forgive him.
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That's one of his go to It.
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Works so well over the years. So now and I've
come back around full circle. But you know, I guess
I move on to another way. Said it awesome, baby, I'm.
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Glad you've been before. Glad you've been weathers for a
lot of years.
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Good word, Well, let's get you through these three categories.
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If you can get this prize bag you ready, I'm ready.
Three things you see at a concert. Ready, go.
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Beer van people, Oh wow.
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Now give us three courses of throwing up. Ready, go.
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Your nerves, the flu and being drunk. Bam for the wind.
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They're going, Lord Tiger's prize back heading to you, Shannon,
thank you, my baby.
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Thank you, love it.
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Guys, thank you.
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All right? Getting wake now, get you caught up on
your knees.
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Non'tody swerving in Mulane this Monday morning, right on the
other side of the parky cake, good morning. This will
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make showing the radio and I'm Monday morning song the
piet these things it's Robert arro Keine.
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That's done by Robert aro Keane.
Speaker 8 (08:59):
Is bearing live.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
Sometimes on my days are filled with ride.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Els I traveled and left some bad things.
Speaker 13 (09:20):
Ain't going my way because there's always someone swirming in
my life.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
To keep swerving in my life.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
And it's causing lots of Thinginger.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
I'm a honking on my horror. I'm shooting you the
phone to keep switching on my bride lines. Just too him?
When you're swerving.
Speaker 13 (09:53):
All lives pie By, you're running someone off.
Speaker 8 (09:58):
The ride.
Speaker 13 (10:01):
The day Joe, Why I thought I never never could
believe another?
Speaker 7 (10:11):
How else could I feed?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
But bowing you run into me?
Speaker 13 (10:20):
I can't believe I could not see her all tank
up the ones at the waiting. You keep swarming in
my life, just causing lots of bags.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
I'm cussing out your name.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I'm shooting you the fight.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
I keep switching on my briding lights, but you're just
too dimpty. Now when you're swerving all lights pipe, why
you're running someone off the road.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
A big show, Good morning, It's a big show on
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the radio Monday, No for.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
In action.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Hello friends, you're opal Burt Fern here with another hammer
toe happening edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode accidents happen. As our story opens, an old cow
Polk is getting checked out by his doctor.
Speaker 12 (11:59):
Okay, now mister yeah call me text Oh all right, texts,
So why the visit here?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Today.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Well, Doc, my back is hurting like the dickens.
Speaker 12 (12:08):
Okay, well tell me have you had any accidents lately?
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Oh? Man, none that I recollect.
Speaker 12 (12:14):
Well, I've always heard that a cowboys job was pretty dangerous.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
Oh you heard Ryan. Just yesterday I got kicked by
a mule.
Speaker 12 (12:20):
Oh dear, where did he kick you?
Speaker 6 (12:23):
Right square in the barn.
Speaker 14 (12:24):
A couple of days before that, a wild bobcat run
up my leg while I was copping a squat, and
the cactus patch I used him had more colorful language
than that. A couple of days prior to that, I
was breaking a wild mustang got bucked off into a
lumber pile. Probably should have pulled the nails out of
them boards before that.
Speaker 12 (12:43):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 14 (12:44):
And then last week I was driving the cattle to
a new pasture and a hawk swooped down and tried
to claw my eyes out. Oh no, fell off my
horse right into a yellow jacket nest.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
Stung the but Jesus out of me. Some even got
up my pants leg.
Speaker 12 (13:00):
That is nuts, No, but close.
Speaker 14 (13:02):
Then when I was trying to get away from him,
I got tagged by a big fat cotton mouth snake.
Leg got swollen. Up so bad. I could barely get
away from that.
Speaker 12 (13:11):
Wild boar, mister Avery text.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Remember tax I.
Speaker 12 (13:15):
Thought you told me you didn't have any accidents.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I didn't.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
All them critters did it on purpose.
Speaker 12 (13:20):
Son of them.
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And how we hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
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Oh and I had a mina swim up my ding
dong when I was skinny dipp.
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Tune in next time when we'll hear the ernth minnow
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Hey, big man, let me hold it dollar. Hey, goobers,
the mother ship is here to pick you all up.
It's John boyn Billy on the PIC Show.
Speaker 15 (13:54):
Yeah you, good morning.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
It's a big show on the radio for you. Monday,
November the fourth. If you haven't a birthday today, you're
sharing one with P Diddy. And I know now you're
probably looking back hoping you never shared one with P.
Speaker 8 (14:46):
Did he.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
I'm not gonna get on you, marcell I know you've
been busy. Probably see if you've had time to update.
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He did his resume.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Let's see fifty five years old today, Okay, I updated.
He once revealed that he has a bit of a
kinky side.
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Wow. Getting that deep.
Speaker 12 (15:07):
This is from this is from like five six years ago.
I saved it. I saved I didn't change.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Is that right? So you did this on purpose?
Speaker 8 (15:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Left awesome?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
And this with his baby mama kim porter when he's changed.
When they went to Paris, they said they went straight
to the Eiffel Tower, drank champagne and kissed and kissed,
and then they went to his suite and had tantric
sex for at least thirty hours, Tan Trick, did you look?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Did you use this at your word?
Speaker 16 (15:34):
I know what it means, but she's wild and wild wild,
I mean change whips that kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Wild.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Here's now here's something that actually makes sense now that
I'm so glad you left this in the p Did
he never has to do the laundry because he throws
his outfits out immediately after wearing them?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Well? Can you him?
Speaker 12 (16:07):
He was his own designer.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
And I don't mean I mean like making fun of
the deal, because from what I hear is pretty serious.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
But what they got him, oh.
Speaker 11 (16:17):
Right, yeah, it's pretty bad. Okay, but it was, you know,
in front of us maybe all the time. That's what
the tablets. You're kind of saying they're looking back at
it too and going, oh my gosh, it was you know.
And there's a few along in the industry that have
been kind of crying out about it, you know, not
crying out about it, but trying to let people know.
Speaker 12 (16:39):
And like Kat Williams and you know, people like that, Wow,
no one was listening to him. It's like coming to lights.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
All right, we'll see how much it gets out in
the light of public. You know. Let's let's hope we
don't do like Epstein did, hang himself from the floor
on the that's still lag of a bed.
Speaker 12 (17:00):
That's still interesting to me.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Yeah, broke his own neck, So be careful. It's just
so having the cameras went down, you know, for a
couple of hours, So be careful about that. You're not
going to solve all these problems, you know that, right,
But mainly, happy birthday to year, don't let it ruin it.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
I got a big show on the radio coming up.
We played John Boyd Jepardy. We always go do we
get a winner? That will be one hundred and twenty
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win it in minutes. Well, we know tomorrow is election day.
Right now, let's turn it over to Bill Silvers.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Hello out there and over text underpaid radio land, your
old friend Bill Silvers here to deliver a low blow
to the globalists. And speaking of low blow, how about
that Kamala Harris. Four years ago she couldn't steal a delegate,
and today se'es the nominee because she stole her boss's delegates.
And boom, we went from pe pads to knee pads
in the blink of an eye, left with the sad
(18:09):
realization that Joe was the smart one.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Remember when Hillary Clinton was.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
The most unlikable person in politics, and then Kamala Harris.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Said, hold my beers.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
This woman who no one wanted four years ago has
been playing solitaire in her office for the last three
and a half years, is suddenly the darling of the
Democrat party go figure. Now, who in the world would
ever vote for this jabbering, cackling, clueless drone. I'm glad
you asked from the home office in Tim Waltz's military
metal curio cabinet. The top ten types of people who
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would vote for Kamala Harris Number ten the ignoranus, living
life with their heads firmly up their turn tunnel. They
don't know about her sketchy past and don't want to know.
They're too busy keeping up with the Kartashians. Number nine
brain dead youth. We've all seen the videos. Don't know
how many states there are, but can quote Harry Potter verbatim.
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Number eight gender benders, man girls, girl, guys with a
list of pronouns longer than their job resumes. They're just
looking for someone in power to validate their psychosis, even
if that's someone is a world class dope. Number seven
the gimmy gimmey crowd. You know the type. Today you're
paying for their degree and pay for machee. Tomorrow you're
paying for some guy's boob job. Yay democracy. Number six
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people fluent in Moron. These are the blessed few who
listen to her ramble and find deeper meanings and inspiration.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
They also think SpongeBob is a real person.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
Number five the celebriati, the same Hollywood elites who spend
your annual income on lunch, are telling you how much
better off you'll be after four more years of this crap.
Number four the dead go on call it a conspiracy theory,
but we all know the deceased don't vote Republicans.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
How do I know they'd investigated if it ever happened.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Number three Swifties Taylor Swift fans are taking their marching
orders from a girl who's made a career singing about
her terrible choices.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Number two the UnAmericans.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
You know, Antifa, blm Hammas holds, commies, Marxist, socialist, fascist, globalist,
New World Order knobs, flat eartherre's, feminists, mask Nazis, vax fanatics,
pedo whenies, vegans, deadbeats, rats, brats, pedos, whidos, fat guys
in speedos, pee diddy poo, diddy poo diddy, illegals, rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, desperadoes, hornswogglers, mubs, plugs, thugs, timwitz,
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halfwit snick whets, vipers, snipers, cutthroats, pushwhackers, boot liquors, pig stickers,
and scientologists.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
And the number one type of kamala Harris boner suckers.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Now, who can argue with that? All right, let's jump
in here and play John Boy Jeopardy is now? That
was a seventeen seventy eight fashionable women in Paris, France
were wearing hats that included the addition of this famous
invention created by Benjamin Franklin.
Speaker 12 (21:25):
Oh what is the two beer can holder with the stawt?
Speaker 8 (21:30):
Did he admit that? You know?
Speaker 5 (21:32):
He did?
Speaker 8 (21:33):
Later?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
What y'all got one?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Eight hundred Big Show you told free line across America.
We played John Boy Jeopardy and next Good Morning, This
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No femidy of poet. Today's featured track from the Big
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It's John Boy Jeff now your host. When he was
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I mean some days he had to deliver two hundred
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He's John Boy.
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Say to Roscoe out a twin city, Georgia. Goo, morning Roscoe, morning.
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John boy. How y'all doing over there today? A man?
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We are doing good, Roscoe. Sounded like you ain't too
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Wear this morning.
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Oh I'm doing right well, I can't, ah.
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Boddy, Well, you got the first shot at John Boydjepardy
and one hundred and twenty dollars worth of our bull
snock cleaning products. So seventeen seventy eight, fashionable women in Paris,
France were wearing hats that included the addition of this
famous invention by Benjamin Franklin.
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No world, could that be? Roscoe?
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Hmmm, I'm gonna go with lightning rods.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
We're going with lightning rods out they're flying the car.
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But nothing made a handsome hat.
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It would have been worse. They could have gone with
the pot belly stove. Some of them got struck.
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It was.
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A drownd wire.
Speaker 6 (23:49):
Actually they did it.
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The ground wire dragged behind them, threaded through this.
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How to bring that look back, Roscoe? Gonna work for you, buddy.
You got your bull us not head down a twin
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I sure do appreciate it.
Speaker 10 (24:05):
Can I get a shout out?
Speaker 6 (24:06):
You go ahead?
Speaker 8 (24:08):
All right? I'd like to give a shout out to.
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All my friends out here working with Candler County Public Works,
to my beautiful wife Victoria, to my mama and Daddy
who are out there listening somewhere.
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I hope y'all all have a great day.
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Oh some Riscoe, appreciate you and yours listening to the
Big Show.
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Right, let's jump out, cut you up the.
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Good Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
That's a big sea on the radio for your November
the fourth, All right Monday, perfect time for this?
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Got the zoom or let's do.
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And now?
Speaker 12 (29:00):
Deep thoughts with Zach the Weed Guy's girlfriend Mary Jane. Okay,
what up, brother, let's crack a lickin. Are y'all cool?
I'm doing good. Thanks for asking you.
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I've just been sitting around, you know, thinking about stuff.
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I want to hear some of it.
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Guccie, my little brother says new word for cool.
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Goot Chie. You're in a competition by yourself. Do you
come in first?
Speaker 6 (29:34):
Or lies?
Speaker 10 (29:40):
Life is unfair?
Speaker 12 (29:42):
I always hated like being told that.
Speaker 10 (29:45):
But if life is unfair to everyone, does that mean
life is actually fair?
Speaker 6 (29:56):
Alright?
Speaker 12 (29:56):
I held off? Man, you get if you get scared
half to death twice?
Speaker 6 (30:05):
Do you done?
Speaker 10 (30:09):
Have you ever calmed someone down by saying calm down?
I remember my mom told me once that you'll know
you're over forty when you have upstairs I be proven.
Speaker 12 (30:27):
And downstairs I.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Don't know.
Speaker 10 (30:32):
She also said that as you get older, paid off
sounds way better.
Speaker 11 (30:36):
Than brand new.
Speaker 10 (30:42):
What dude, if you're not afraid when someone's flipping through
the photos on your phone.
Speaker 12 (30:49):
You're probably pouring.
Speaker 10 (30:53):
Nea. Snatch that phone though, Like, being healthy is basically
just dying slowly as possible. No one gets out of
live man. Media is off the hook right now. You
mean we have actual fact checkers, you know, all the facts?
(31:16):
Like why not create a TV channel where they just
give us the facts? We could like call it the news.
Tips on how to foss right, dude. Tips on how
to fall asleep in a living room chair by Mary Jane.
(31:36):
Step one, be old, step two, sit in a chair. Okay,
one more, and then like I gotta go because I
need to go stand in line and ignore people while
waiting to vote early.
Speaker 6 (32:00):
Oh, I forgot to tell you.
Speaker 10 (32:01):
Okay, I've decided on my new career, dudes.
Speaker 12 (32:06):
Okay, my first career. I guess like I'm gonna be
a backward stripper.
Speaker 10 (32:13):
I'll come out on stage naked man.
Speaker 12 (32:16):
People pay me to put my clothes by.
Speaker 10 (32:28):
Okay, look at the time, that's different now Okay, Yeah,
I'll keep rocking and I'll keep thinking later.
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Dudes, Deep Thoughts is brought to you by Hard Graves
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Speaker 1 (32:42):
Because it's four twenty somewhere, go vote.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Good morning. You got the Big Show on the radio.
More chance for you to win coming up after your
news weather sports. I stand on the hill, but not
for a thrill, for the breath of a fresh keell.
And never mind the man who contemplates doing away with
license plates. He stands alone anyhow, baking.
Speaker 18 (33:11):
The cookies of discontent by the heat of the laundromat
fan leaving the soul and then like in portraygo dot
dot dot, you know, kind of host set up leaving
his soul hearten the waters of the Medulla.
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Oblong God with John Boy and Billy on the Big
Show like that one John Boy here, good Monday morning.
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It's a big show on the radio.
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Haven't been pretty good at here?
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Okay, I guess the name and the hat of the
Big Show dot Com. We continue to sing as we
head into the official election day, which is tomorrow, November fifth.
I've heard that I think you're paying attention to Mary Jane.
Speaker 8 (34:59):
Y'all.
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Good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
More chance for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Hut, Mama.
Speaker 4 (00:08):
All I wanted to do was have a let us
sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk, and
crawl under a bearskin rug.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Why do I have to listen.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
To that John Boy person and Billy whoever on that
noisy big shoe button?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Mama?
Speaker 6 (01:01):
How oh?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Born out just trying to get these places on the stock.
Oh and then mondays.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
We were we were staring at you, laughing quietly.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Laughing to my face is always more fun behind my back, it.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Is for us. All right, Well, here we are November already, y'all.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
It's National Candid Day and National Broadcast Traffic Professionals Day.
So we'll honor some people along the John Boy and
Billy radio network that gets you too and from your
home work. I think this is like the logs, the
people who schedule the commercials.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Oh, never mind, that's Courtney.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
She'll be she's listening, okay, So okay, Well, I guess
Jordan's gotta be good at her job.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
You've been doing it for a while.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Personality, she should be president. Of the company. I'm thinking,
let's works.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
So traffic.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, that's uh, that's what you call one of those
first things in radio and traffic department.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Where's the helicopters?
Speaker 6 (02:14):
Look at?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Oh, traffic is what you call the commercials and the
logs and where radio stations are supposed to make money
off of them.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
Okay you mean supposed to.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
That's that's a plan nowadays. Signed up, you gonna you're
gonna be a salesman, said it or not?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
So?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Uh yeah, So way to go traffic broadcast professional day people.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Okay, Uh, that's it.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Three days in history are going to be very important.
That's where you will care about it. It calls you
can win it and get your name in the hat
for the never mind one eight hundred Big Show was
just foot follow that number back.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
It's Monday morning. I tell you all about that. I
can't I heard that? Thanks?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Y okay, Big shows on the radio waking up gradually.
Good morning, got the Big show on the radio coming up?
We play Outburst win against a hat t shirt, tumbler
and a twenty five dollars gas card from law Tigers
motorcycle lawyers who ride law Tigers. You never ride along
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Listen up right here. Three days in history where we
get our three category.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
Get you that cool swag.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Nineteen sixty one, it was November fourth where Bob Dylan
had his first concert at Carnegie Hall.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Fifty people showed up.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Well. On the bright side, he did make twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
He wasn't very popular, and he stuck with it.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
They sure do.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Nineteen eighty nine, rookie NBA center David Robinson started his
first home game in San Antonio by.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Throwing up on the court well instead of nerves.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
However, he blamed a bad fahita eaten in Milwaukee.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, and he stuck with it on this day, no way.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Canadian Dennis Michael Zuck bought a tooth of John Lennon's
that had been removed in the nineteen sixties. Lennon had
originally given the tooth to his housekeeper to dispose of
or or give it to her daughter.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
He truth, for your daughter.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Away, get your daughter.
Speaker 8 (04:37):
Made it?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Hold on yunk won't say, Well, there you go.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
You haven't as three cdagoers for you one eight hundred
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for your Monday morning November.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
And the fourth let's jump right in there where again Upburst.
Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
It's the game that anyone can win, John Boy and
Billy to give the prizes from the big prize.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Being Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 9 (05:41):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Upburst, have a little up and gust time, you
have the best time.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
You have a big shots. Let's say had a Shinnon
from knock Smell.
Speaker 9 (05:58):
Can I say, Yo down, go down around New Knoxville girl?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Hey, Shannon good you know I was singing that song
a lot. Are you sitting there, baby? Are you there? Okay? Yeah, yeah,
I got you. I got you.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
You not not go down, go down your Knoxville girls
about throwing the girl in the Tennessee River.
Speaker 10 (06:28):
I think that last time.
Speaker 8 (06:32):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I didn't think?
Speaker 6 (06:36):
MS forgive him.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
That's one of his go to It.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Works so well over the years. So now and I've
come back around full circle. But you know, I guess
I move on to another way. Said it awesome, baby, I'm.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Glad you've been before. Glad you've been weathers for a
lot of years.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Good word, Well, let's get you through these three categories.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
If you can get this prize bag you ready, I'm ready.
Three things you see at a concert. Ready, go.
Speaker 9 (07:14):
Beer van people, Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Now give us three courses of throwing up. Ready, go.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Your nerves, the flu and being drunk. Bam for the wind.
Three things a dentist can do. Ready, go for your
twoth Philip cavity. Ever now.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
They're going, Lord Tiger's prize back heading to you, Shannon,
thank you, my baby.
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Thank you, love it.
Speaker 12 (07:55):
Guys, thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
All right? Getting wake now, get you caught up on
your knees.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Non'tody swerving in Mulane this Monday morning, right on the
other side of the parky cake, good morning. This will
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make showing the radio and I'm Monday morning song the
piet these things it's Robert arro Keine.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
That's done by Robert aro Keane.
Speaker 8 (08:59):
Is bearing live.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
Sometimes on my days are filled with ride.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Els I traveled and left some bad things.
Speaker 13 (09:20):
Ain't going my way because there's always someone swirming in
my life.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
To keep swerving in my life.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
And it's causing lots of Thinginger.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
I'm a honking on my horror. I'm shooting you the
phone to keep switching on my bride lines. Just too him?
When you're swerving.
Speaker 13 (09:53):
All lives pie By, you're running someone off.
Speaker 8 (09:58):
The ride.
Speaker 13 (10:01):
The day Joe, Why I thought I never never could
believe another?
Speaker 7 (10:11):
How else could I feed?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
But bowing you run into me?
Speaker 13 (10:20):
I can't believe I could not see her all tank
up the ones at the waiting. You keep swarming in
my life, just causing lots of bags.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
I'm cussing out your name.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I'm shooting you the fight.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
I keep switching on my briding lights, but you're just
too dimpty. Now when you're swerving all lights pipe, why
you're running someone off the road.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
A big show, Good morning, It's a big show on
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the radio Monday, No for.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
In action.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Hello friends, you're opal Burt Fern here with another hammer
toe happening edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode accidents happen. As our story opens, an old cow
Polk is getting checked out by his doctor.
Speaker 12 (11:59):
Okay, now mister yeah call me text Oh all right, texts,
So why the visit here?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Today.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Well, Doc, my back is hurting like the dickens.
Speaker 12 (12:08):
Okay, well tell me have you had any accidents lately?
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Oh? Man, none that I recollect.
Speaker 12 (12:14):
Well, I've always heard that a cowboys job was pretty dangerous.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
Oh you heard Ryan. Just yesterday I got kicked by
a mule.
Speaker 12 (12:20):
Oh dear, where did he kick you?
Speaker 6 (12:23):
Right square in the barn.
Speaker 14 (12:24):
A couple of days before that, a wild bobcat run
up my leg while I was copping a squat, and
the cactus patch I used him had more colorful language
than that. A couple of days prior to that, I
was breaking a wild mustang got bucked off into a
lumber pile. Probably should have pulled the nails out of
them boards before that.
Speaker 12 (12:43):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 14 (12:44):
And then last week I was driving the cattle to
a new pasture and a hawk swooped down and tried
to claw my eyes out. Oh no, fell off my
horse right into a yellow jacket nest.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
Stung the but Jesus out of me. Some even got
up my pants leg.
Speaker 12 (13:00):
That is nuts, No, but close.
Speaker 14 (13:02):
Then when I was trying to get away from him,
I got tagged by a big fat cotton mouth snake.
Leg got swollen. Up so bad. I could barely get
away from that.
Speaker 12 (13:11):
Wild boar, mister Avery text.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Remember tax I.
Speaker 12 (13:15):
Thought you told me you didn't have any accidents.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I didn't.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
All them critters did it on purpose.
Speaker 12 (13:20):
Son of them.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
And how we hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Oh and I had a mina swim up my ding
dong when I was skinny dipp.
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Tune in next time when we'll hear the ernth minnow
trapped in the eurethra say.
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Hey, big man, let me hold it dollar. Hey, goobers,
the mother ship is here to pick you all up.
It's John boyn Billy on the PIC Show.
Speaker 15 (13:54):
Yeah you, good morning.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
It's a big show on the radio for you. Monday,
November the fourth. If you haven't a birthday today, you're
sharing one with P Diddy. And I know now you're
probably looking back hoping you never shared one with P.
Speaker 8 (14:46):
Did he.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
I'm not gonna get on you, marcell I know you've
been busy. Probably see if you've had time to update.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
He did his resume.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Let's see fifty five years old today, Okay, I updated.
He once revealed that he has a bit of a
kinky side.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Wow. Getting that deep.
Speaker 12 (15:07):
This is from this is from like five six years ago.
I saved it. I saved I didn't change.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Is that right? So you did this on purpose?
Speaker 8 (15:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Left awesome?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
And this with his baby mama kim porter when he's changed.
When they went to Paris, they said they went straight
to the Eiffel Tower, drank champagne and kissed and kissed,
and then they went to his suite and had tantric
sex for at least thirty hours, Tan Trick, did you look?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Did you use this at your word?
Speaker 16 (15:34):
I know what it means, but she's wild and wild wild,
I mean change whips that kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Wild.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Here's now here's something that actually makes sense now that
I'm so glad you left this in the p Did
he never has to do the laundry because he throws
his outfits out immediately after wearing them?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Well? Can you him?
Speaker 12 (16:07):
He was his own designer.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
And I don't mean I mean like making fun of
the deal, because from what I hear is pretty serious.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
But what they got him, oh.
Speaker 11 (16:17):
Right, yeah, it's pretty bad. Okay, but it was, you know,
in front of us maybe all the time. That's what
the tablets. You're kind of saying they're looking back at
it too and going, oh my gosh, it was you know.
And there's a few along in the industry that have
been kind of crying out about it, you know, not
crying out about it, but trying to let people know.
Speaker 12 (16:39):
And like Kat Williams and you know, people like that, Wow,
no one was listening to him. It's like coming to lights.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
All right, we'll see how much it gets out in
the light of public. You know. Let's let's hope we
don't do like Epstein did, hang himself from the floor
on the that's still lag of a bed.
Speaker 12 (17:00):
That's still interesting to me.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Yeah, broke his own neck, So be careful. It's just
so having the cameras went down, you know, for a
couple of hours, So be careful about that. You're not
going to solve all these problems, you know that, right,
But mainly, happy birthday to year, don't let it ruin it.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
I got a big show on the radio coming up.
We played John Boyd Jepardy. We always go do we
get a winner? That will be one hundred and twenty
dollars worth of bull snot cleaning products made in the USA.
Truck drivers keep America moving to bullsnot make sure they
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stops across America. You know how many truck stops. Just
go to our Big Show website, Thebigshow dot com and
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click on the banner. Listen that we'll get you to
win it in minutes. Well, we know tomorrow is election day.
Right now, let's turn it over to Bill Silvers.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Hello out there and over text underpaid radio land, your
old friend Bill Silvers here to deliver a low blow
to the globalists. And speaking of low blow, how about
that Kamala Harris. Four years ago she couldn't steal a delegate,
and today se'es the nominee because she stole her boss's delegates.
And boom, we went from pe pads to knee pads
in the blink of an eye, left with the sad
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realization that Joe was the smart one.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Remember when Hillary Clinton was.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
The most unlikable person in politics, and then Kamala Harris.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Said, hold my beers.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
This woman who no one wanted four years ago has
been playing solitaire in her office for the last three
and a half years, is suddenly the darling of the
Democrat party go figure. Now, who in the world would
ever vote for this jabbering, cackling, clueless drone. I'm glad
you asked from the home office in Tim Waltz's military
metal curio cabinet. The top ten types of people who
(18:42):
would vote for Kamala Harris Number ten the ignoranus, living
life with their heads firmly up their turn tunnel. They
don't know about her sketchy past and don't want to know.
They're too busy keeping up with the Kartashians. Number nine
brain dead youth. We've all seen the videos. Don't know
how many states there are, but can quote Harry Potter verbatim.
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Number eight gender benders, man girls, girl, guys with a
list of pronouns longer than their job resumes. They're just
looking for someone in power to validate their psychosis, even
if that's someone is a world class dope. Number seven
the gimmy gimmey crowd. You know the type. Today you're
paying for their degree and pay for machee. Tomorrow you're
paying for some guy's boob job. Yay democracy. Number six
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people fluent in Moron. These are the blessed few who
listen to her ramble and find deeper meanings and inspiration.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
They also think SpongeBob is a real person.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
Number five the celebriati, the same Hollywood elites who spend
your annual income on lunch, are telling you how much
better off you'll be after four more years of this crap.
Number four the dead go on call it a conspiracy theory,
but we all know the deceased don't vote Republicans.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
How do I know they'd investigated if it ever happened.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Number three Swifties Taylor Swift fans are taking their marching
orders from a girl who's made a career singing about
her terrible choices.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Number two the UnAmericans.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
You know, Antifa, blm Hammas holds, commies, Marxist, socialist, fascist, globalist,
New World Order knobs, flat eartherre's, feminists, mask Nazis, vax fanatics,
pedo whenies, vegans, deadbeats, rats, brats, pedos, whidos, fat guys
in speedos, pee diddy poo, diddy poo diddy, illegals, rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, desperadoes, hornswogglers, mubs, plugs, thugs, timwitz,
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halfwit snick whets, vipers, snipers, cutthroats, pushwhackers, boot liquors, pig stickers,
and scientologists.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
And the number one type of kamala Harris boner suckers.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Now, who can argue with that? All right, let's jump
in here and play John Boy Jeopardy is now? That
was a seventeen seventy eight fashionable women in Paris, France
were wearing hats that included the addition of this famous
invention created by Benjamin Franklin.
Speaker 12 (21:25):
Oh what is the two beer can holder with the stawt?
Speaker 8 (21:30):
Did he admit that? You know?
Speaker 5 (21:32):
He did?
Speaker 8 (21:33):
Later?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
What y'all got one?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Eight hundred Big Show you told free line across America.
We played John Boy Jeopardy and next Good Morning, This
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to make show on the radio, Brother to your Monday,
No femidy of poet. Today's featured track from the Big
Show bid Box Marvin Webster How to Get Married. There's
riggey words Marvin married when they hit the bed box
at the Bigshow dot Com there right now, let's play
Yells live across America.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
It's John Boy Jeff now your host. When he was
a kid, he had a pretty big paper route to
take care of.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
I mean some days he had to deliver two hundred
houses or two dumpsters.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
He's John Boy.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Say to Roscoe out a twin city, Georgia. Goo, morning Roscoe, morning.
Speaker 8 (22:49):
John boy. How y'all doing over there today? A man?
Speaker 1 (22:52):
We are doing good, Roscoe. Sounded like you ain't too
worse for the.
Speaker 8 (22:55):
Wear this morning.
Speaker 10 (22:58):
Oh I'm doing right well, I can't, ah.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Boddy, Well, you got the first shot at John Boydjepardy
and one hundred and twenty dollars worth of our bull
snock cleaning products. So seventeen seventy eight, fashionable women in Paris,
France were wearing hats that included the addition of this
famous invention by Benjamin Franklin.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
No world, could that be? Roscoe?
Speaker 10 (23:22):
Hmmm, I'm gonna go with lightning rods.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
We're going with lightning rods out they're flying the car.
Speaker 12 (23:35):
But nothing made a handsome hat.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
It would have been worse. They could have gone with
the pot belly stove. Some of them got struck.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
It was.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
A drownd wire.
Speaker 6 (23:49):
Actually they did it.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
The ground wire dragged behind them, threaded through this.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
How to bring that look back, Roscoe? Gonna work for you, buddy.
You got your bull us not head down a twin
setting for you.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
Sounds good.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
I sure do appreciate it.
Speaker 10 (24:05):
Can I get a shout out?
Speaker 6 (24:06):
You go ahead?
Speaker 8 (24:08):
All right? I'd like to give a shout out to.
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All my friends out here working with Candler County Public Works,
to my beautiful wife Victoria, to my mama and Daddy
who are out there listening somewhere.
Speaker 8 (24:19):
I hope y'all all have a great day.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Oh some Riscoe, appreciate you and yours listening to the
Big Show.
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Right, let's jump out, cut you up the.
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Phone, your news all right, Monday morning time cattle, much needed.
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Life on the other side.
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You know it?
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Churn it up man now. From the people who brought
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but waite. You also get do we Brock.
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Two songs you played loud to try to get girls
to think you were cool with Percy Sledge, Tommy James
on the Chandells, The Association. Plus for you guys who
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actually got a girl to go out with you, but
she dumped you after two or three dates, you'll get
dow Brock. Three songs you played while driving past her
house at night, crying, featuring the Bucking Camp, The Lighteous Brothers,
Danny o'keeth.
Speaker 12 (26:58):
Oh God awe in Some Gotta Good dam John, It's
Got the Blue.
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Come on call her, You'll think of something to say.
Speaker 17 (27:46):
Just relax for yourself.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
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heys for let us use your records right.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Here, jun Boy and Billy I finally tapped into that
spirit of self destruction that makes rock and roll the
king of music. Good morning radio, done right.
Speaker 8 (28:44):
Good Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
That's a big sea on the radio for your November
the fourth, All right Monday, perfect time for this?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Got the zoom or let's do.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
And now?
Speaker 12 (29:00):
Deep thoughts with Zach the Weed Guy's girlfriend Mary Jane. Okay,
what up, brother, let's crack a lickin. Are y'all cool?
I'm doing good. Thanks for asking you.
Speaker 10 (29:16):
I've just been sitting around, you know, thinking about stuff.
Speaker 12 (29:19):
I want to hear some of it.
Speaker 10 (29:22):
Guccie, my little brother says new word for cool.
Speaker 12 (29:28):
Goot Chie. You're in a competition by yourself. Do you
come in first?
Speaker 6 (29:34):
Or lies?
Speaker 10 (29:40):
Life is unfair?
Speaker 12 (29:42):
I always hated like being told that.
Speaker 10 (29:45):
But if life is unfair to everyone, does that mean
life is actually fair?
Speaker 6 (29:56):
Alright?
Speaker 12 (29:56):
I held off? Man, you get if you get scared
half to death twice?
Speaker 6 (30:05):
Do you done?
Speaker 10 (30:09):
Have you ever calmed someone down by saying calm down?
I remember my mom told me once that you'll know
you're over forty when you have upstairs I be proven.
Speaker 12 (30:27):
And downstairs I.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Don't know.
Speaker 10 (30:32):
She also said that as you get older, paid off
sounds way better.
Speaker 11 (30:36):
Than brand new.
Speaker 10 (30:42):
What dude, if you're not afraid when someone's flipping through
the photos on your phone.
Speaker 12 (30:49):
You're probably pouring.
Speaker 10 (30:53):
Nea. Snatch that phone though, Like, being healthy is basically
just dying slowly as possible. No one gets out of
live man. Media is off the hook right now. You
mean we have actual fact checkers, you know, all the facts?
(31:16):
Like why not create a TV channel where they just
give us the facts? We could like call it the news.
Tips on how to foss right, dude. Tips on how
to fall asleep in a living room chair by Mary Jane.
(31:36):
Step one, be old, step two, sit in a chair. Okay,
one more, and then like I gotta go because I
need to go stand in line and ignore people while
waiting to vote early.
Speaker 6 (32:00):
Oh, I forgot to tell you.
Speaker 10 (32:01):
Okay, I've decided on my new career, dudes.
Speaker 12 (32:06):
Okay, my first career. I guess like I'm gonna be
a backward stripper.
Speaker 10 (32:13):
I'll come out on stage naked man.
Speaker 12 (32:16):
People pay me to put my clothes by.
Speaker 10 (32:28):
Okay, look at the time, that's different now Okay, Yeah,
I'll keep rocking and I'll keep thinking later.
Speaker 17 (32:36):
Dudes, Deep Thoughts is brought to you by Hard Graves
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Speaker 1 (32:42):
Because it's four twenty somewhere, go vote.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Good morning. You got the Big Show on the radio.
More chance for you to win coming up after your
news weather sports. I stand on the hill, but not
for a thrill, for the breath of a fresh keell.
And never mind the man who contemplates doing away with
license plates. He stands alone anyhow, baking.
Speaker 18 (33:11):
The cookies of discontent by the heat of the laundromat
fan leaving the soul and then like in portraygo dot
dot dot, you know, kind of host set up leaving
his soul hearten the waters of the Medulla.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
Oblong God with John Boy and Billy on the Big
Show like that one John Boy here, good Monday morning.
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It's a big show on the radio.
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Haven't been pretty good at here?
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Okay, I guess the name and the hat of the
Big Show dot Com. We continue to sing as we
head into the official election day, which is tomorrow, November fifth.
I've heard that I think you're paying attention to Mary Jane.
Speaker 8 (34:59):
Y'all.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
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the radio. Get ready for our day before the election song.
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