March 3, 2025 • 41 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll Zoom chat with Mary Jane and see what kind of deep thoughts she’s come up with.. - A.I. Elvis has an obsession with big booties and has a song to prove it.. - We honor the memories of the comedy legends Abbott and Costello - with a parody of one of their most famous skits.. - Oliver takes the big girls to the Golden Corral and Cadbury goes to court with a karaoke machine…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning everybody. The Big Show is on the radio. Hangout,
we're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie stop.
I did one play in summer stuff. I have one line.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I forgot it.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Thank god I can write down old my bits.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
I'm the dump Boy and Billy Big Show.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Adam, y'all, come on, where's Adam?
Speaker 6 (01:08):
He's up.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Welcome to a brand new day, a brand new week,
and a brand new month. This month of March coming
in like a lamb, and it will go out like
a lion. It's supposed to come in like a lion.
But where we are, it came in like a lamb
when you agree, a nice, warm, sunny lamb.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
But the sight of lords.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
So I don't mean everything that to meant we have
to eat. I mean I don't associate everything lamb lion.
I mean it's not food. You didn't make up that personality.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Going forward, I guess.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
So I hope it's very nice where you are. As
soon as that sun comes up, we'll all look around
and enjoy.
Speaker 7 (02:02):
Okay, I know that we spring forward this weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Ooh yeah, the ninth already. Okay, so this coming Saturday.
Huh spring forward. That means we will we will gain
an hour.
Speaker 7 (02:17):
No, No, that's.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Right, because well, so it's gonna start getting dark earlier.
I thought the whole deal was get dark.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
Later once we get into summer. Yeah, we'll be okay, cruising.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Boy, I thought I was ready to face I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (02:34):
I shouldn't have mentioned it today. You've got you got
six whole days?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, Monday morning. No, I don't do that, my bag.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
All right, we'll good.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Well, let's what can we do?
Speaker 8 (02:43):
Oh?
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I know we can get a prize back out and
start the giving that always makes us feel good. All right,
I guess I'm over holling on that one eight hundred
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We'll play for one twenty dollars. Well, i'll tell you
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days in history. We'll make it our three categories and
play for it. They was sixteen thirty four, one of
the first one of these open in Boston. Can anybody
guess what it was?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Church?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
No, a hospital?
Speaker 7 (03:46):
No, I'm gonna stop guessing.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, yes, Boston. It was the first tavern sixteen thirty four.
Back then, like Ben Franklin, know all them people made
their own beer. You have to because you couldn't drink
the water. The alcohol there was a public service.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
I'm doing my part.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Move up to three. Penguin Group Publishing announced Old Penguin
Group Publishing announced Madonna had written five illustrated children's storybooks
for kids aged six and above. Anybody who rush out
to get those for you kids read those close? Was
she naked?
Speaker 6 (04:31):
She usually naked?
Speaker 7 (04:33):
I don't know this.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Maybe that was the Scared Straight program, since all right,
well there you go, just thing about kids books there
and O seven instead of lying down after being shot
with a tranquilizer dart, guess what an angry moose.
Speaker 9 (04:50):
Did I laid down and played pass.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
He charged a hovering helicopter, damage their aircraft's tail roader
and forced it to the ground. So no one in
the chopper was injured, but the moose was made by
the spinning rotor and had to be put down. So
you'll have just laid down with the tranquilizer doing Can
you eat moose? Oh? Yeah, uh, you need any I
(05:18):
thought we weren't to talk about eating lambs and limes.
All right, moose is all right, I'm all right one
eight hundred Big Show you told free Line, come on
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Upburst.
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Let's play Outburst.
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It's the game that anyone can win.
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John Boy Billy to give the prizes from the big prize.
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Being Let's go He contested number one.
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This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Upburst.
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Have a hurry up and gust time.
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You love the best time.
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You love a big shots.
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Let's say, heard a.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Chase from any Will, Georgia.
Speaker 10 (06:45):
We have a shot.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Good morning, Chase, Good morning, how y'all doing money? We
are not too shout before a Monday morning. I'm looking
around just to make sure. Yeah, I'm not too shame.
You can't complain, how you buddy? Oh it's been a Monday,
but hey that's why. Right, Well, let's get you going
(07:13):
out the door winter. It has already been a Monday
before you hitting it here. Well, let's let's start with
this chase and don't do it until you finish your
day's work. Three places that you can get an alcoholic drink,
ready go. I'm gonna have to say a pub, a tavern,
and a bar. They don't fall under that category. On chase, Now,
(07:36):
can you name three children's stories? Ready go?
Speaker 12 (07:42):
Uh?
Speaker 13 (07:43):
Three little kids?
Speaker 14 (07:44):
Little Red riding Hood and Handle and Gribbler.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
All right, I like that person.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
I've read that one.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Handle and Gribbel I like it hands a little bit.
All right, Chase, here we go for the wind. Give
us three animals with antlers ready to go.
Speaker 11 (08:08):
I'm gonna have to go with a moose, a deer,
and an milk.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
That's where to go when we learn the wind.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
One hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products.
Head down to your pat and Georgia Chase could work, buddy.
All right, well, thank you so much. Alright, let's get
to the Monday Morning fun twenty minutes. We could just
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jump into playhouse as well. Spig big ready.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Baby, good morning.
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It's a big show on the radio. It is Monday,
March the third. Today is National Anthem Day, National Anthem Day.
We celebrate and honor this song. I wish we could
just go down on the film slap somebody who just
didn't do it right. If you got a dream, well
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we got a school that might be just for you. Okay,
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That was Ira Tinier before he came to the International
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The bombs bursting, he grew.
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Through the nine iron knew the words, but we gave
him soul.
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That our real wand blue flag.
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It was still there.
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The morning Big Show is on the radio, appreciation you
love you, going with us his work Just in time,
I play house less like.
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Hello friends, your old pal Burt Bird here with another
skull scrambling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's
episode The Scarecrow. As our story opens, Ricky B. Sharp
is tending his garden.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
BW Doble.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Are you in beer?
Speaker 15 (11:42):
Lisa? Oh lu say? Could you fetch your adorable dumpling
another beer?
Speaker 16 (11:49):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (11:49):
If my adorable dumpling you beat my pasty face little
boss Suet in a pizza unhat. Yeah, I could do that.
There's your beer. The gardens looking for pretty.
Speaker 15 (12:00):
Good, pretty good, pretty good.
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Luscy.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
You should know by now that has doothings most love it.
Speaker 17 (12:13):
That's food mascot.
Speaker 15 (12:14):
I can't do anything half assed. It's gotta be whole
assed or nothing. This garden has no exception. Now, if
this garden wasn't one of the city's highlights, that would
reflect on my standing in the picture on Empire. Haven't
you ever noticed how people stop and take pictures when
I'm out there?
Speaker 12 (12:29):
Yeah, they must think the gardendobe come to life.
Speaker 15 (12:34):
Another little comedy, jalapeno on the old pepper bush.
Speaker 12 (12:39):
Oh, I'm just teasing you. Always have a decent crump.
Speaker 15 (12:43):
I got cucumbers as big as ball backs, maters the
size of softballs, and them green bean plants got so
many beans on them.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
And it look like a marshall with dreadlocks.
Speaker 7 (12:51):
So that's a string.
Speaker 15 (12:53):
Hey, I'm workshopping material here. Okay, of course I got
a good crop. I spent years experiment with the right soil,
the right minerals, finding just the right spot for the
sun and the shade. This, this right here, is a
product A year is of hard work.
Speaker 12 (13:07):
Yeah, now, you just need to get a proper scarecrow.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
I've had this one since we got married. It has
never failed me. Varmits.
Speaker 15 (13:15):
Can one look at that thing and head for the heels.
Crows sit over on the fence yonder and stare at
it in terror. Why in the world would I quit
using what works.
Speaker 18 (13:24):
Well.
Speaker 12 (13:24):
Mama's arms are getting tired, and.
Speaker 15 (13:35):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse. Damn it, Lucy,
she button up top two buttons to get it. The
crows come back to the next time when we'll hear
Lucy's aging scarecrow mothers say.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
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Good morning, you got the Big Show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Home.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I have no home, hunted, despised, living like an animal.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
The jungle is my home. Oh.
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I will show the world that I am its master.
I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world. And here
are the first two John Boy and Billy from The
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Speaker 1 (15:04):
You Don't Haze no time on Ready on Network on
Monday morning, March stirn.
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Thanks.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
He is Texas singing song writing legend Robert Earl Keine
and no sing along on the Monday morning song Don't
be Swarming as done by Robert Earl Keane is been
lying in a bit.
Speaker 19 (15:29):
Your sde Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 18 (15:35):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 19 (15:38):
Sometimes on my days are filled with right has that,
Trevor and left our bad things ain't going my way
because there's always someone swarming in my life.
Speaker 17 (15:59):
Keeps swarming in my life, and it's causing lots of thanger.
I'm a honking on my horror. I'm shooting you the fight.
Keep switching on my bride lines, just to him.
Speaker 19 (16:21):
When you're swerving all lives highway, you're running someone.
Speaker 17 (16:26):
Off the ride.
Speaker 19 (16:30):
The day, Joe, Why I thought I never.
Speaker 17 (16:36):
Never could love another? How else could I feed?
Speaker 19 (16:45):
But nowing you run into me, I can't believe I
could not see her.
Speaker 17 (16:53):
I'll tank up.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
No one's at the waiting.
Speaker 17 (16:59):
To keep swerming in my line.
Speaker 19 (17:03):
Tis calls and lots of times I'm a cussing out shown.
Speaker 17 (17:11):
I'm shooting in the fine I keep switching on my
bride lights. But you're just too dimpty.
Speaker 19 (17:20):
Now when you're swerving all lights, Oh, why you're run
a summon off the road?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Driving a big show. Good morning, I got a big
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Speaker 6 (18:00):
We got all kind of us.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
We've been on them. Cashews. That's the same thing, right,
I mean, that's good for you. It's not just a peanuts.
It could be all nuts.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
Right.
Speaker 9 (18:07):
Well, yeah, cashews are a little higher in fat, a
little more calories.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Okay, Well, nuts basically good good nuts, good, all right,
we got it. Well, don't bring us down about the
fat part, Okay, Okay. I like cashews. I like Look
Bertie County peanuts. Man, it's crazy. I guess they're doing
it good. They've been doing it for over one hundred years.
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I like when they spill chocolate on them. That makes
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First Monday morning song because we are out in space.
How about astro Nerd with a song that's not that bad?
Speaker 20 (19:01):
Yo?
Speaker 10 (19:01):
Dj e T let's kick it.
Speaker 21 (19:06):
Space space baby, space space baby.
Speaker 15 (19:12):
All right, stop, shut your hold and listen. The nerd
is fact with a new transition. That stars above are
all shining brightly on my rhymes, be vibing tightly. We'll
ever stop yo. Hell no, five stars so bright that
I glow. Pluto ain't a planet, It's just science. Don't argue, fool,
I demand complying, staring about a Ryan's belt.
Speaker 10 (19:31):
Who cut the cheese? I'm the one who dealt Repeat this,
I found a black hole. You can't do that.
Speaker 15 (19:36):
Full know your role when it comes to the cosmost
I don't play. I't even know how much the moon weghs.
Speaker 10 (19:42):
These are the facts. Try to absorb it.
Speaker 15 (19:44):
Don't have on me while I'm in orbit space space baby,
in outer space space baby, in outer space space baby,
in outer space space baby. I'm an intergalactic poet being
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on a flat saucer.
Speaker 10 (20:05):
But you didn't know in a space man like Kirkins.
Speaker 15 (20:08):
Fuck can't keep Ahora off my Chocklzar parties give me
a thrill. Gonna show them bitches my skill. The new
Frontier is my destination. I like to take eclipse vacations.
Go on and laugh t he he When the Martians land,
they'll talk to me. They'll all shake my hand, dig
my IQ in Martians.
Speaker 10 (20:26):
Saint Damn.
Speaker 15 (20:27):
Astronomy is my superb power, laying down knowledge like a
meteor shower.
Speaker 10 (20:31):
If you're a fan, then throw them hands up, stick around.
Later I might do.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Stand up.
Speaker 18 (20:36):
Peace, Space baby, her.
Speaker 21 (20:40):
Space space baby.
Speaker 10 (20:41):
You heard your birth your space Hold. Let's get out
of here. Word to your klingon space baby.
Speaker 21 (20:49):
Your burn, space space baby, your herd, your herd, space
space baby, your herd, your herd, space space baby, Yo nerd.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Out not as bad as we thought.
Speaker 13 (21:23):
He was.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Gonna right, We're planning to get in space, and I
don't know why to look over here, look over here?
Speaker 5 (21:32):
All right?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Oh Scotty, that's right. We're talking about Scottie's birthday from
Star Track. Of course. That's James Doohon would have been
ninety five today. Okay, good, So let's stay in space
for a while. First, let's play some John Boy Jeopardy. Okay,
let's jump right in here. During the eighteen seventies and eighties,
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a competitive version of this common human activity was the
most popular spectator sport in America. The championship events, drawing
huge crowds to indoor arenas for continuous, six day long competition.
Speaker 7 (22:09):
What is beer belching contest?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
You've been around us too low? But what's y'all got one?
Ain't under the Big Show? You told free line. We
go to We get a winner for the peanuts from
Bertie County. We play next. Well, good Monday morning. You
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got the Big Show on the radio for you, Mark Stern.
We got you a feature track from the Big Show.
Mid Box. Catburry sings Butler's Paradise. You love it. There's
one of our Friday songs. You have a keyword, paradise.
Got over ten thousand tracks. Choose from just none to nine.
Since he's fifteen tracks, is no none and none without
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John boye Billy out right now, let's play Yeah live
across America. It's John Boy.
Speaker 9 (23:17):
Jeff I know a man who often surprises us with
the smart stuff he.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Says and does.
Speaker 9 (23:24):
And then there are times we see him trying to
get out of his truck.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
With his seat belt still on. He's John Boy. Let's
say Hated Franklin out of Guide in Georgia. Good morning, Franklin,
Good morning. You say what body I said, hold, oh, hold,
(23:49):
I'm I'm used to getting really where you really live. Yeah,
he's just ain't alone exactly what Lucy was. You know,
she's more busy. Okay, all right, yeah, So Franklin is
from Gutting, Georgia and he's on the line. All right,
good deal, Franklin, welcome. You do have the first shot
(24:10):
at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. So it was during
the eighteen seventies eighteen eighties a competitive version of this
common human activity was the most popular spectator sport in America,
with championship events drawing huge crowds the indoor arenas. We
continuous six day long competitions. All right, Franklin, what you got,
(24:34):
I'm gonna say, bicycling. Bicycling. Well, let's see shows bicycles.
Speaker 9 (24:45):
He's got a really good guess because that did replace
what your answer you're looking for. Oh yeah, bicycles came
out right about them.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
All right. All right, you don't get nothing for it
so close, but we appreciate you play with us. Hope
you try again.
Speaker 20 (25:02):
Sure will, thank you.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
All right, buddy, Well let's go to John. He is
up in Appomatics, Virginia. Good morning, John, Good morning, John,
Good morning, buddy. All right, John, Well, we know it's
not bicycling that will makes some sense. So I don't
know this. Eighteen seventies, eighteen eighties, what have you got?
Speaker 22 (25:23):
How about walking?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Well, let's see, is it walking all of a sudden?
At least bicycling you know kind of makes sense walking.
Speaker 9 (25:39):
Yeah, and the bicycling rest ray says were a whole
lot more fun to watch because there were lots of.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Rest I said. So the sport was called pedestrianism. It
was an endurance competition all right, so not really speed walking,
as long as you could just walk on a tract continuously.
Uh wait a minute, short breaks and naps were allowed.
(26:06):
Oh I do that. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (26:10):
They basically only rested like two hours out of twenty four.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
So it was so popular. Became the first sport to
attract corporate sponsors. Oh you seem like the NASCAR uniforms.
Speaker 9 (26:21):
Some of them actually did wear their sponsor colors.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
We need to go back and say what.
Speaker 23 (26:27):
I tove deep into this because I'm like, oh wait,
we were this stupid into sponsors and uh what made
sense is why I called on because you could bet
on them.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
It was gambling.
Speaker 7 (26:41):
Think about your entertainment. Back then, you didn't have any
of this stuff, so that was getting out and moving around.
Speaker 18 (26:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
If you went there and washed it for six days,
that was streaming.
Speaker 7 (26:50):
Yeah, you know that was a weekend and a half
rate there.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Yeah, that's wow.
Speaker 9 (26:55):
The winner was determined by who walked the furthest uh
huh uh.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
There were so many ways you could gambles, and then
Walker started coming up with ways to fix races. That
folded for everybody. Head John up in appomatics. You got
the big old Berntee County Peanuts prize packages like you won.
Speaker 6 (27:17):
John, Congratulations, Hey, thank y'all.
Speaker 20 (27:20):
Appreciate y'all and enjoy listening every day.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
All right, boy, thank you. Get a jacket. All right,
we're gonna jump out. I'll catch you up on you news.
Oh right time capsule for Monday Morning Live us A
needs one about you.
Speaker 15 (28:09):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
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Hello, then incorporator kays is mister Pesso.
Speaker 24 (28:29):
Oh my, I want to find about it.
Speaker 6 (28:31):
John Boynbelly here, how's it going, sweetie?
Speaker 24 (28:34):
In the words of Mad Max, how do you think
it's going?
Speaker 6 (28:38):
In the words of Hoyt not too good in the words.
Speaker 24 (28:41):
Of my grandma, because the FW bingo.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Well, I won't try to drag it out of you.
Speaker 24 (28:46):
Is murrying, Yeah, I think he's in the booth.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
What booth?
Speaker 24 (28:50):
The voiceover booth?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
When did you guys get a voiceover booth?
Speaker 24 (28:53):
About seventeen years ago? Do what many let it go
fors table of voice actors could come in the office
and record auditions for TV commercials and stuff.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Now, wait a minute, So we've been with you guys
for twenty five years. How come we've never been in
the booth?
Speaker 5 (29:09):
Whow wait?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Let me guess, Murray, thanks, were a couple of hillbilly
radio goobs against voice acted our way out of a
paper bag.
Speaker 24 (29:16):
Dude, dude, if you're gonna ask a question before you
jump the conclusions, how about you give me a chance
to answer.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
Okay, go ahead, thank you.
Speaker 22 (29:25):
Now.
Speaker 24 (29:26):
The reason you've never been in the booth is Murray
thinks you're a couple of hillbilly radio hits. You can't
boy out your way out of a.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
Baby isn't that what I just said?
Speaker 24 (29:34):
No, you said goobs, Murray says, Hi, So what was
he doing in the booth? Ask him yourself. Hold on,
I'll put you through Murray, Jim Boon, Bobby on two
heads up. They just found out we had a booth.
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Thank you, Hello, Jim LOBBYA mean it, Hey, bab grad
you called Red High Talent is on the verge of
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guy on YouTube right?
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Oh? You mean a weird looking guy with a cardboard
sun and a great set of pipes.
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That's him. He's what we and the biz call a
viral video sensation. The clip goes up Monday, three million hits. Tuesday,
He's on every newscast in the country. By the end
of the week, he's done entertainment to night. Jimmy Kimmel
national TV spots, got hired by the Cleveland Cavaliers, falling
off the wagon, been on Doctor Phil and checked into
rehab and he's still got the weekend.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Okay, so he had a hot wake. Why are you
so interested in the homeless voiceover guy?
Speaker 22 (30:35):
Because Red Hot Talent has a brand new client.
Speaker 6 (30:38):
Dumpster Dick, Dumpster Dick.
Speaker 22 (30:40):
Ah you heard of it? No, Kimbo, I don't want
to brag, but I've been in this business a long time.
I know how to spot a hot trend. Dumpsterad Dick
is about to become the king of homeless voiceover guys.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Now, let me get this straight. Homeless voiceover guys is
a hot new trend.
Speaker 22 (30:57):
It will be when I get this demo tape finished.
That's why I'm in the booth. He came in yesterday
for a recording session. You know, he was only here
for an hour, but he left quite an impression behind,
which reminds me sale put a large bottle of for
breeze on the shopping list.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
So what's Dumpster Dick sound like?
Speaker 22 (31:16):
Well, hold on, justice, how I'll play you a couple
of the rough clips. Hey, check this one out? Whoa maud?
You need some for your house? They got its? Well,
twenty years in a cardboard box has kind of unhooked
the filter between Dumpster Dick's brain and his mouth. Here's
a good one craft Macaroni and cheese. Need a quick
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mule for the family, Well, then drag your faed some
bolster the cash, go buy something. What the fuck is wrong?
Speaker 6 (31:46):
It sounds like he's wild kind of dye.
Speaker 22 (31:48):
Well, see that's why I'm working with him. Oh, you'll
really like this one. Check this out.
Speaker 20 (31:53):
The Big Show with John Board Billy the two Craziest
was on the air today. If you ain't listening, then
you saw him.
Speaker 22 (32:06):
See if we can get the language problem link. This
guy is going to be big.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
You know, Murray. If you want a guy with a
decent voice, a bad liver and a messed up brain,
why don't you just use Rayford?
Speaker 22 (32:17):
You know, Jimbo, I'm not used to talking this way
to a client, but that is a brilliant idea. Tell
you what get Ray for to meet the end of
the Davidson Street bridge at four o'clock, I'll bring a
cardboard box and a bottle of old Fitzgerald. We'll have
him in fighting shape in no time.
Speaker 20 (32:31):
Glad the hell, you're the best thing.
Speaker 22 (32:33):
Let's civil lunch thing later. Have you a machine called
my machine? And give my love to Bobby.
Speaker 20 (32:37):
That's Billy too, and Jimbo.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
What call me jun boy and Billy Boy? Oh crazy?
Speaker 11 (32:49):
Good morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio for
your Monday, March the third, The Big Show on the radio.
And here we go.
Speaker 11 (33:29):
And now Deep Thoughts with Zach the Weed Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane Yo Yo.
Speaker 13 (33:37):
Yeah, it's crack a lacking, y'all.
Speaker 15 (33:40):
Cool Yo, y'all cool Mary Jane, Fine, I'm cool too.
Speaker 7 (33:47):
Thanks for asking, y'all.
Speaker 13 (33:50):
I just been sitting around thinking about stuff.
Speaker 7 (33:53):
You want to hear your summer cool?
Speaker 13 (33:58):
You know National Bold Days Day was every day for me.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (34:12):
When I was a kid, like bedtime.
Speaker 13 (34:15):
Was nine pm, and I couldn't wait to be a
grown up so that I could go to bed anytime
I wanted, which turns out to be nine pm. Getting older,
it must be rough on you, guys. One minute you're
young and cool, even a little bit dangerous. The next
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minute you're reading Amazon reviews for the squatty potty you
know was six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy, that's all.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Oh Mark happy, because one of them is.
Speaker 7 (35:01):
You just shortened my smoke break.
Speaker 13 (35:08):
You know, if your parachute fails, you have the rest
of your life to fix it.
Speaker 7 (35:15):
That's another one.
Speaker 13 (35:15):
Take a minute. I read somewhere that the average American
curses between eighty and ninety times a day. That's literally
like five curse words an hour. I'm finally above average
at something, y'all. You know, your lifespan is only about
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a minute long. However, the timer refreshes whenever.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
You take a breath.
Speaker 13 (35:46):
You got that going for you. You know, we're talking
about parachutes. I've been skydiving, and sure it's scary, but
have you ever been at summer house and the toilet
wooden flush? I guess I'm the only one's been scared.
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Five out of every three. People don't understand fractions.
Speaker 7 (36:16):
They just don't.
Speaker 15 (36:19):
That's what I know.
Speaker 7 (36:20):
As I was looking that's all right, I'll dumb it down.
Speaker 13 (36:29):
As I was looking at my naked body in the mirror,
I realized.
Speaker 7 (36:33):
That I was going to get kicked out of my Kia.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
They don't like it.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
It was in the car of the storm.
Speaker 7 (36:46):
I need a pretty big mirror.
Speaker 10 (36:51):
I had to think about that one.
Speaker 13 (36:57):
My nephew he asked me what I wanted to be
when I grew up, and I told him I wanted
to be a retired lottery winner. Okay, all right, okay,
I got a joke and then like I gotta split okay,
because you know I was. Now, I'm not gonna what
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did one saggy boob say it?
Speaker 7 (37:25):
Any other saggy bob.
Speaker 13 (37:28):
If we don't get the proper support, people are gonna
think we're crazy.
Speaker 7 (37:36):
I was gonna say nuts.
Speaker 18 (37:38):
But if you.
Speaker 25 (37:39):
Were like, Okay, look at the time, that's it for now.
Speaker 13 (37:50):
Y'all'll keep rocking, and I don't keep thinking later, dude.
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Good morning everybody. The Big Show is on the radio. Hangout,
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie stop.
I did one play in summer stuff. I have one line.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I forgot it.
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Thank god I can write down old my bits.
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I'm the dump Boy and Billy Big Show.
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Adam, y'all, come on, where's Adam?
Speaker 6 (01:08):
He's up.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Welcome to a brand new day, a brand new week,
and a brand new month. This month of March coming
in like a lamb, and it will go out like
a lion. It's supposed to come in like a lion.
But where we are, it came in like a lamb
when you agree, a nice, warm, sunny lamb.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
But the sight of lords.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
So I don't mean everything that to meant we have
to eat. I mean I don't associate everything lamb lion.
I mean it's not food. You didn't make up that personality.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Going forward, I guess.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
So I hope it's very nice where you are. As
soon as that sun comes up, we'll all look around
and enjoy.
Speaker 7 (02:02):
Okay, I know that we spring forward this weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Ooh yeah, the ninth already. Okay, so this coming Saturday.
Huh spring forward. That means we will we will gain
an hour.
Speaker 7 (02:17):
No, No, that's.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Right, because well, so it's gonna start getting dark earlier.
I thought the whole deal was get dark.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
Later once we get into summer. Yeah, we'll be okay, cruising.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Boy, I thought I was ready to face I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (02:34):
I shouldn't have mentioned it today. You've got you got
six whole days?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, Monday morning. No, I don't do that, my bag.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
All right, we'll good.
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Well, let's what can we do?
Speaker 8 (02:43):
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days in history. We'll make it our three categories and
play for it. They was sixteen thirty four, one of
the first one of these open in Boston. Can anybody
guess what it was?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Church?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
No, a hospital?
Speaker 7 (03:46):
No, I'm gonna stop guessing.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, yes, Boston. It was the first tavern sixteen thirty four.
Back then, like Ben Franklin, know all them people made
their own beer. You have to because you couldn't drink
the water. The alcohol there was a public service.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
I'm doing my part.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Move up to three. Penguin Group Publishing announced Old Penguin
Group Publishing announced Madonna had written five illustrated children's storybooks
for kids aged six and above. Anybody who rush out
to get those for you kids read those close? Was
she naked?
Speaker 6 (04:31):
She usually naked?
Speaker 7 (04:33):
I don't know this.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Maybe that was the Scared Straight program, since all right,
well there you go, just thing about kids books there
and O seven instead of lying down after being shot
with a tranquilizer dart, guess what an angry moose.
Speaker 9 (04:50):
Did I laid down and played pass.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
He charged a hovering helicopter, damage their aircraft's tail roader
and forced it to the ground. So no one in
the chopper was injured, but the moose was made by
the spinning rotor and had to be put down. So
you'll have just laid down with the tranquilizer doing Can
you eat moose? Oh? Yeah, uh, you need any I
(05:18):
thought we weren't to talk about eating lambs and limes.
All right, moose is all right, I'm all right one
eight hundred Big Show you told free Line, come on
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Then we gotta feature track from the Big Show. Bed
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Speaker 5 (06:12):
Upburst.
Speaker 10 (06:13):
Let's play Outburst.
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It's the game that anyone can win.
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John Boy Billy to give the prizes from the big prize.
Speaker 12 (06:22):
Being Let's go He contested number one.
Speaker 11 (06:27):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Upburst.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Have a hurry up and gust time.
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You love the best time.
Speaker 10 (06:36):
You love a big shots.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Let's say, heard a.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Chase from any Will, Georgia.
Speaker 10 (06:45):
We have a shot.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Good morning, Chase, Good morning, how y'all doing money? We
are not too shout before a Monday morning. I'm looking
around just to make sure. Yeah, I'm not too shame.
You can't complain, how you buddy? Oh it's been a Monday,
but hey that's why. Right, Well, let's get you going
(07:13):
out the door winter. It has already been a Monday
before you hitting it here. Well, let's let's start with
this chase and don't do it until you finish your
day's work. Three places that you can get an alcoholic drink,
ready go. I'm gonna have to say a pub, a tavern,
and a bar. They don't fall under that category. On chase, Now,
(07:36):
can you name three children's stories? Ready go?
Speaker 12 (07:42):
Uh?
Speaker 13 (07:43):
Three little kids?
Speaker 14 (07:44):
Little Red riding Hood and Handle and Gribbler.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
All right, I like that person.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
I've read that one.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Handle and Gribbel I like it hands a little bit.
All right, Chase, here we go for the wind. Give
us three animals with antlers ready to go.
Speaker 11 (08:08):
I'm gonna have to go with a moose, a deer,
and an milk.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
That's where to go when we learn the wind.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
One hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products.
Head down to your pat and Georgia Chase could work, buddy.
All right, well, thank you so much. Alright, let's get
to the Monday Morning fun twenty minutes. We could just
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jump into playhouse as well. Spig big ready.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Baby, good morning.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
It's a big show on the radio. It is Monday,
March the third. Today is National Anthem Day, National Anthem Day.
We celebrate and honor this song. I wish we could
just go down on the film slap somebody who just
didn't do it right. If you got a dream, well
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we got a school that might be just for you. Okay,
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The bombs bursting, he grew.
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The morning Big Show is on the radio, appreciation you
love you, going with us his work Just in time,
I play house less like.
Speaker 15 (11:25):
Hello friends, your old pal Burt Bird here with another
skull scrambling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's
episode The Scarecrow. As our story opens, Ricky B. Sharp
is tending his garden.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
BW Doble.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Are you in beer?
Speaker 15 (11:42):
Lisa? Oh lu say? Could you fetch your adorable dumpling
another beer?
Speaker 16 (11:49):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (11:49):
If my adorable dumpling you beat my pasty face little
boss Suet in a pizza unhat. Yeah, I could do that.
There's your beer. The gardens looking for pretty.
Speaker 15 (12:00):
Good, pretty good, pretty good.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Luscy.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
You should know by now that has doothings most love it.
Speaker 17 (12:13):
That's food mascot.
Speaker 15 (12:14):
I can't do anything half assed. It's gotta be whole
assed or nothing. This garden has no exception. Now, if
this garden wasn't one of the city's highlights, that would
reflect on my standing in the picture on Empire. Haven't
you ever noticed how people stop and take pictures when
I'm out there?
Speaker 12 (12:29):
Yeah, they must think the gardendobe come to life.
Speaker 15 (12:34):
Another little comedy, jalapeno on the old pepper bush.
Speaker 12 (12:39):
Oh, I'm just teasing you. Always have a decent crump.
Speaker 15 (12:43):
I got cucumbers as big as ball backs, maters the
size of softballs, and them green bean plants got so
many beans on them.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
And it look like a marshall with dreadlocks.
Speaker 7 (12:51):
So that's a string.
Speaker 15 (12:53):
Hey, I'm workshopping material here. Okay, of course I got
a good crop. I spent years experiment with the right soil,
the right minerals, finding just the right spot for the
sun and the shade. This, this right here, is a
product A year is of hard work.
Speaker 12 (13:07):
Yeah, now, you just need to get a proper scarecrow.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
I've had this one since we got married. It has
never failed me. Varmits.
Speaker 15 (13:15):
Can one look at that thing and head for the heels.
Crows sit over on the fence yonder and stare at
it in terror. Why in the world would I quit
using what works.
Speaker 18 (13:24):
Well.
Speaker 12 (13:24):
Mama's arms are getting tired, and.
Speaker 15 (13:35):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse. Damn it, Lucy,
she button up top two buttons to get it. The
crows come back to the next time when we'll hear
Lucy's aging scarecrow mothers say.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
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Good morning, you got the Big Show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
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Speaker 4 (13:56):
Home.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I have no home, hunted, despised, living like an animal.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
The jungle is my home. Oh.
Speaker 14 (14:10):
I will show the world that I am its master.
I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world. And here
are the first two John Boy and Billy from The
Big Show.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
You Don't Haze no time on Ready on Network on
Monday morning, March stirn.
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Thanks.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
He is Texas singing song writing legend Robert Earl Keine
and no sing along on the Monday morning song Don't
be Swarming as done by Robert Earl Keane is been
lying in a bit.
Speaker 19 (15:29):
Your sde Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 18 (15:35):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 19 (15:38):
Sometimes on my days are filled with right has that,
Trevor and left our bad things ain't going my way
because there's always someone swarming in my life.
Speaker 17 (15:59):
Keeps swarming in my life, and it's causing lots of thanger.
I'm a honking on my horror. I'm shooting you the fight.
Keep switching on my bride lines, just to him.
Speaker 19 (16:21):
When you're swerving all lives highway, you're running someone.
Speaker 17 (16:26):
Off the ride.
Speaker 19 (16:30):
The day, Joe, Why I thought I never.
Speaker 17 (16:36):
Never could love another? How else could I feed?
Speaker 19 (16:45):
But nowing you run into me, I can't believe I
could not see her.
Speaker 17 (16:53):
I'll tank up.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
No one's at the waiting.
Speaker 17 (16:59):
To keep swerming in my line.
Speaker 19 (17:03):
Tis calls and lots of times I'm a cussing out shown.
Speaker 17 (17:11):
I'm shooting in the fine I keep switching on my
bride lights. But you're just too dimpty.
Speaker 19 (17:20):
Now when you're swerving all lights, Oh, why you're run
a summon off the road?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Driving a big show. Good morning, I got a big
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Speaker 6 (18:00):
We got all kind of us.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
We've been on them. Cashews. That's the same thing, right,
I mean, that's good for you. It's not just a peanuts.
It could be all nuts.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
Right.
Speaker 9 (18:07):
Well, yeah, cashews are a little higher in fat, a
little more calories.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Okay, Well, nuts basically good good nuts, good, all right,
we got it. Well, don't bring us down about the
fat part, Okay, Okay. I like cashews. I like Look
Bertie County peanuts. Man, it's crazy. I guess they're doing
it good. They've been doing it for over one hundred years.
Speaker 7 (18:28):
I like when they spill chocolate on them. That makes
me happy.
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First Monday morning song because we are out in space.
How about astro Nerd with a song that's not that bad?
Speaker 20 (19:01):
Yo?
Speaker 10 (19:01):
Dj e T let's kick it.
Speaker 21 (19:06):
Space space baby, space space baby.
Speaker 15 (19:12):
All right, stop, shut your hold and listen. The nerd
is fact with a new transition. That stars above are
all shining brightly on my rhymes, be vibing tightly. We'll
ever stop yo. Hell no, five stars so bright that
I glow. Pluto ain't a planet, It's just science. Don't argue, fool,
I demand complying, staring about a Ryan's belt.
Speaker 10 (19:31):
Who cut the cheese? I'm the one who dealt Repeat this,
I found a black hole. You can't do that.
Speaker 15 (19:36):
Full know your role when it comes to the cosmost
I don't play. I't even know how much the moon weghs.
Speaker 10 (19:42):
These are the facts. Try to absorb it.
Speaker 15 (19:44):
Don't have on me while I'm in orbit space space baby,
in outer space space baby, in outer space space baby,
in outer space space baby. I'm an intergalactic poet being
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on a flat saucer.
Speaker 10 (20:05):
But you didn't know in a space man like Kirkins.
Speaker 15 (20:08):
Fuck can't keep Ahora off my Chocklzar parties give me
a thrill. Gonna show them bitches my skill. The new
Frontier is my destination. I like to take eclipse vacations.
Go on and laugh t he he When the Martians land,
they'll talk to me. They'll all shake my hand, dig
my IQ in Martians.
Speaker 10 (20:26):
Saint Damn.
Speaker 15 (20:27):
Astronomy is my superb power, laying down knowledge like a
meteor shower.
Speaker 10 (20:31):
If you're a fan, then throw them hands up, stick around.
Later I might do.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Stand up.
Speaker 18 (20:36):
Peace, Space baby, her.
Speaker 21 (20:40):
Space space baby.
Speaker 10 (20:41):
You heard your birth your space Hold. Let's get out
of here. Word to your klingon space baby.
Speaker 21 (20:49):
Your burn, space space baby, your herd, your herd, space
space baby, your herd, your herd, space space baby, Yo nerd.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Out not as bad as we thought.
Speaker 13 (21:23):
He was.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Gonna right, We're planning to get in space, and I
don't know why to look over here, look over here?
Speaker 5 (21:32):
All right?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Oh Scotty, that's right. We're talking about Scottie's birthday from
Star Track. Of course. That's James Doohon would have been
ninety five today. Okay, good, So let's stay in space
for a while. First, let's play some John Boy Jeopardy. Okay,
let's jump right in here. During the eighteen seventies and eighties,
(21:53):
a competitive version of this common human activity was the
most popular spectator sport in America. The championship events, drawing
huge crowds to indoor arenas for continuous, six day long competition.
Speaker 7 (22:09):
What is beer belching contest?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
You've been around us too low? But what's y'all got one?
Ain't under the Big Show? You told free line. We
go to We get a winner for the peanuts from
Bertie County. We play next. Well, good Monday morning. You
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got the Big Show on the radio for you, Mark Stern.
We got you a feature track from the Big Show.
Mid Box. Catburry sings Butler's Paradise. You love it. There's
one of our Friday songs. You have a keyword, paradise.
Got over ten thousand tracks. Choose from just none to nine.
Since he's fifteen tracks, is no none and none without
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John boye Billy out right now, let's play Yeah live
across America. It's John Boy.
Speaker 9 (23:17):
Jeff I know a man who often surprises us with
the smart stuff he.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Says and does.
Speaker 9 (23:24):
And then there are times we see him trying to
get out of his truck.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
With his seat belt still on. He's John Boy. Let's
say Hated Franklin out of Guide in Georgia. Good morning, Franklin,
Good morning. You say what body I said, hold, oh, hold,
(23:49):
I'm I'm used to getting really where you really live. Yeah,
he's just ain't alone exactly what Lucy was. You know,
she's more busy. Okay, all right, yeah, So Franklin is
from Gutting, Georgia and he's on the line. All right,
good deal, Franklin, welcome. You do have the first shot
(24:10):
at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. So it was during
the eighteen seventies eighteen eighties a competitive version of this
common human activity was the most popular spectator sport in America,
with championship events drawing huge crowds the indoor arenas. We
continuous six day long competitions. All right, Franklin, what you got,
(24:34):
I'm gonna say, bicycling. Bicycling. Well, let's see shows bicycles.
Speaker 9 (24:45):
He's got a really good guess because that did replace
what your answer you're looking for. Oh yeah, bicycles came
out right about them.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
All right. All right, you don't get nothing for it
so close, but we appreciate you play with us. Hope
you try again.
Speaker 20 (25:02):
Sure will, thank you.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
All right, buddy, Well let's go to John. He is
up in Appomatics, Virginia. Good morning, John, Good morning, John,
Good morning, buddy. All right, John, Well, we know it's
not bicycling that will makes some sense. So I don't
know this. Eighteen seventies, eighteen eighties, what have you got?
Speaker 22 (25:23):
How about walking?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Well, let's see, is it walking all of a sudden?
At least bicycling you know kind of makes sense walking.
Speaker 9 (25:39):
Yeah, and the bicycling rest ray says were a whole
lot more fun to watch because there were lots of.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Rest I said. So the sport was called pedestrianism. It
was an endurance competition all right, so not really speed walking,
as long as you could just walk on a tract continuously.
Uh wait a minute, short breaks and naps were allowed.
(26:06):
Oh I do that. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (26:10):
They basically only rested like two hours out of twenty four.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
So it was so popular. Became the first sport to
attract corporate sponsors. Oh you seem like the NASCAR uniforms.
Speaker 9 (26:21):
Some of them actually did wear their sponsor colors.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
We need to go back and say what.
Speaker 23 (26:27):
I tove deep into this because I'm like, oh wait,
we were this stupid into sponsors and uh what made
sense is why I called on because you could bet
on them.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
It was gambling.
Speaker 7 (26:41):
Think about your entertainment. Back then, you didn't have any
of this stuff, so that was getting out and moving around.
Speaker 18 (26:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
If you went there and washed it for six days,
that was streaming.
Speaker 7 (26:50):
Yeah, you know that was a weekend and a half
rate there.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Yeah, that's wow.
Speaker 9 (26:55):
The winner was determined by who walked the furthest uh
huh uh.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
There were so many ways you could gambles, and then
Walker started coming up with ways to fix races. That
folded for everybody. Head John up in appomatics. You got
the big old Berntee County Peanuts prize packages like you won.
Speaker 6 (27:17):
John, Congratulations, Hey, thank y'all.
Speaker 20 (27:20):
Appreciate y'all and enjoy listening every day.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
All right, boy, thank you. Get a jacket. All right,
we're gonna jump out. I'll catch you up on you news.
Oh right time capsule for Monday Morning Live us A
needs one about you.
Speaker 15 (28:09):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Hello, then incorporator kays is mister Pesso.
Speaker 24 (28:29):
Oh my, I want to find about it.
Speaker 6 (28:31):
John Boynbelly here, how's it going, sweetie?
Speaker 24 (28:34):
In the words of Mad Max, how do you think
it's going?
Speaker 6 (28:38):
In the words of Hoyt not too good in the words.
Speaker 24 (28:41):
Of my grandma, because the FW bingo.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Well, I won't try to drag it out of you.
Speaker 24 (28:46):
Is murrying, Yeah, I think he's in the booth.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
What booth?
Speaker 24 (28:50):
The voiceover booth?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
When did you guys get a voiceover booth?
Speaker 24 (28:53):
About seventeen years ago? Do what many let it go
fors table of voice actors could come in the office
and record auditions for TV commercials and stuff.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Now, wait a minute, So we've been with you guys
for twenty five years. How come we've never been in
the booth?
Speaker 5 (29:09):
Whow wait?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Let me guess, Murray, thanks, were a couple of hillbilly
radio goobs against voice acted our way out of a
paper bag.
Speaker 24 (29:16):
Dude, dude, if you're gonna ask a question before you
jump the conclusions, how about you give me a chance
to answer.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
Okay, go ahead, thank you.
Speaker 22 (29:25):
Now.
Speaker 24 (29:26):
The reason you've never been in the booth is Murray
thinks you're a couple of hillbilly radio hits. You can't
boy out your way out of a.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
Baby isn't that what I just said?
Speaker 24 (29:34):
No, you said goobs, Murray says, Hi, So what was
he doing in the booth? Ask him yourself. Hold on,
I'll put you through Murray, Jim Boon, Bobby on two
heads up. They just found out we had a booth.
Speaker 22 (29:51):
Thank you, Hello, Jim LOBBYA mean it, Hey, bab grad
you called Red High Talent is on the verge of
something really big. You guys have seen the homeless voiceover
guy on YouTube right?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Oh? You mean a weird looking guy with a cardboard
sun and a great set of pipes.
Speaker 22 (30:07):
That's him. He's what we and the biz call a
viral video sensation. The clip goes up Monday, three million hits. Tuesday,
He's on every newscast in the country. By the end
of the week, he's done entertainment to night. Jimmy Kimmel
national TV spots, got hired by the Cleveland Cavaliers, falling
off the wagon, been on Doctor Phil and checked into
rehab and he's still got the weekend.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Okay, so he had a hot wake. Why are you
so interested in the homeless voiceover guy?
Speaker 22 (30:35):
Because Red Hot Talent has a brand new client.
Speaker 6 (30:38):
Dumpster Dick, Dumpster Dick.
Speaker 22 (30:40):
Ah you heard of it? No, Kimbo, I don't want
to brag, but I've been in this business a long time.
I know how to spot a hot trend. Dumpsterad Dick
is about to become the king of homeless voiceover guys.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Now, let me get this straight. Homeless voiceover guys is
a hot new trend.
Speaker 22 (30:57):
It will be when I get this demo tape finished.
That's why I'm in the booth. He came in yesterday
for a recording session. You know, he was only here
for an hour, but he left quite an impression behind,
which reminds me sale put a large bottle of for
breeze on the shopping list.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
So what's Dumpster Dick sound like?
Speaker 22 (31:16):
Well, hold on, justice, how I'll play you a couple
of the rough clips. Hey, check this one out? Whoa maud?
You need some for your house? They got its? Well,
twenty years in a cardboard box has kind of unhooked
the filter between Dumpster Dick's brain and his mouth. Here's
a good one craft Macaroni and cheese. Need a quick
(31:38):
mule for the family, Well, then drag your faed some
bolster the cash, go buy something. What the fuck is wrong?
Speaker 6 (31:46):
It sounds like he's wild kind of dye.
Speaker 22 (31:48):
Well, see that's why I'm working with him. Oh, you'll
really like this one. Check this out.
Speaker 20 (31:53):
The Big Show with John Board Billy the two Craziest
was on the air today. If you ain't listening, then
you saw him.
Speaker 22 (32:06):
See if we can get the language problem link. This
guy is going to be big.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
You know, Murray. If you want a guy with a
decent voice, a bad liver and a messed up brain,
why don't you just use Rayford?
Speaker 22 (32:17):
You know, Jimbo, I'm not used to talking this way
to a client, but that is a brilliant idea. Tell
you what get Ray for to meet the end of
the Davidson Street bridge at four o'clock, I'll bring a
cardboard box and a bottle of old Fitzgerald. We'll have
him in fighting shape in no time.
Speaker 20 (32:31):
Glad the hell, you're the best thing.
Speaker 22 (32:33):
Let's civil lunch thing later. Have you a machine called
my machine? And give my love to Bobby.
Speaker 20 (32:37):
That's Billy too, and Jimbo.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
What call me jun boy and Billy Boy? Oh crazy?
Speaker 11 (32:49):
Good morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio for
your Monday, March the third, The Big Show on the radio.
And here we go.
Speaker 11 (33:29):
And now Deep Thoughts with Zach the Weed Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane Yo Yo.
Speaker 13 (33:37):
Yeah, it's crack a lacking, y'all.
Speaker 15 (33:40):
Cool Yo, y'all cool Mary Jane, Fine, I'm cool too.
Speaker 7 (33:47):
Thanks for asking, y'all.
Speaker 13 (33:50):
I just been sitting around thinking about stuff.
Speaker 7 (33:53):
You want to hear your summer cool?
Speaker 13 (33:58):
You know National Bold Days Day was every day for me.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (34:12):
When I was a kid, like bedtime.
Speaker 13 (34:15):
Was nine pm, and I couldn't wait to be a
grown up so that I could go to bed anytime
I wanted, which turns out to be nine pm. Getting older,
it must be rough on you, guys. One minute you're
young and cool, even a little bit dangerous. The next
(34:37):
minute you're reading Amazon reviews for the squatty potty you
know was six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy, that's all.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Oh Mark happy, because one of them is.
Speaker 7 (35:01):
You just shortened my smoke break.
Speaker 13 (35:08):
You know, if your parachute fails, you have the rest
of your life to fix it.
Speaker 7 (35:15):
That's another one.
Speaker 13 (35:15):
Take a minute. I read somewhere that the average American
curses between eighty and ninety times a day. That's literally
like five curse words an hour. I'm finally above average
at something, y'all. You know, your lifespan is only about
(35:40):
a minute long. However, the timer refreshes whenever.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
You take a breath.
Speaker 13 (35:46):
You got that going for you. You know, we're talking
about parachutes. I've been skydiving, and sure it's scary, but
have you ever been at summer house and the toilet
wooden flush? I guess I'm the only one's been scared.
(36:11):
Five out of every three. People don't understand fractions.
Speaker 7 (36:16):
They just don't.
Speaker 15 (36:19):
That's what I know.
Speaker 7 (36:20):
As I was looking that's all right, I'll dumb it down.
Speaker 13 (36:29):
As I was looking at my naked body in the mirror,
I realized.
Speaker 7 (36:33):
That I was going to get kicked out of my Kia.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
They don't like it.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
It was in the car of the storm.
Speaker 7 (36:46):
I need a pretty big mirror.
Speaker 10 (36:51):
I had to think about that one.
Speaker 13 (36:57):
My nephew he asked me what I wanted to be
when I grew up, and I told him I wanted
to be a retired lottery winner. Okay, all right, okay,
I got a joke and then like I gotta split okay,
because you know I was. Now, I'm not gonna what
(37:23):
did one saggy boob say it?
Speaker 7 (37:25):
Any other saggy bob.
Speaker 13 (37:28):
If we don't get the proper support, people are gonna
think we're crazy.
Speaker 7 (37:36):
I was gonna say nuts.
Speaker 18 (37:38):
But if you.
Speaker 25 (37:39):
Were like, Okay, look at the time, that's it for now.
Speaker 13 (37:50):
Y'all'll keep rocking, and I don't keep thinking later, dude.
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Speaker 1 (38:06):
Good morning. The Big show's on the radio. More big
show right around the corner.
Speaker 16 (38:11):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit. And
I like listening to John Boy and Billy and not
their big show. I like the way they talk. They're
funny hahah not funny queer.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
That's what they say.
Speaker 16 (38:26):
Anyhow, I figured out why John Boy has a hard
time getting started in the morning.
Speaker 18 (38:31):
They ain't gotten the gaze.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Good board man, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
About half way through the.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Broadcast on the Monday morning, you miss any of it.
Speaker 5 (39:12):
Don't do that.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Catch up all of the Big Show, the John boyn
Billy Late Rogers podcast. He was a little smooth edit
that out. Make it easy. Subscribe to us with your
free iHeartRadio app. So and got strange stations and somewhere
you can't get us used to Jackie got you covered
(39:33):
on that all kind of stuff well streaming and of
course the podcast. It was what I was telling you
about right now, So I did I think even at
the Big Show dot Com you can get it run
good saying, oh yeah, my brand new stuff. Look at
that here. How about somebody whips out a challenge coin?
What I don't want to have to buy drinks for?
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How many people?
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Nine?
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Ten people to my table? So you whipped this out
and right there? All right, who's next? This is a
Langley Air Force Base Air Combat Command Challenge coin for
the F fifteen C Eagle on the other side, so
possibly the coolest, one of the coolest challenge coins I
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had in my challenge coin bag for over the years.
Would you all agree about that?
Speaker 7 (40:22):
That that's pretty special? Pretty special?
Speaker 22 (40:25):
Right?
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But check it out. I'll get your name in the
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