August 4, 2025 • 41 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s all about John Boy baby! - We’ll open up a time capsule we buried back in the early 2000’s and unpack an archive of the big guy’s revealing “self-interviews” - all conducted during his short lived career as a Legends Car driver.. - We’ll also get Mary Jane on a Zoom call to see what she’s been thinking.. - and we’ll wrap things up with Marvin Webster on the original Jurassic Park movie…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good more than everybody more Big Show to come. Hang
where you are?
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Yo?
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you need on all things redneck.
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Pack.
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Boy?
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Did you get a cake?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
They?
Speaker 6 (01:23):
We might have to celebrate with some Obama music that
we've had for a while back when he was the
forty fourth president of the United States, Even after you
couldn't run again, I was still coming in charge.
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Let's see if.
Speaker 8 (01:41):
Remember that half the audience.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
I worry about that half, so we'll Hey, what about
actor Billy Bob Thornton. Old Billy Bob him on the
Big Show several times.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
He is seventy years today.
Speaker 8 (02:01):
I haven't seen him in anything in a while.
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You you haven't watched The land Man yet? Yeah, you
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You know the geography.
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another one.
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Comedy not drama.
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It's awesome.
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So is it back on, Johnny? No, No, let's just
stupid over here. Hey, you so check it out. Didn't
get back to it. I'm trying to keep up with
me and Jackie. We're trying to help you here.
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It was August fourth, sixteen ninety three. Dom Paring Young
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If I ever go missing, I want you to have
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so my wife will know I'm missing.
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She loves.
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was Hans Waivernoun. They passed away at age seventy. His
one hundred and sixty eight fairy tales include Princess and
the Pea, the Ugly Duckling, the Little Mermaid, and the
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the urging of protesters, Toronto police arrested Yankee outfielder Dave
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Speaker 1 (04:50):
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Speaker 1 (07:56):
On the song Robert Earl Keane found.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
Out about his time, I started to raise money from
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Robert Earl's webpage will link you to the ticket site
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Speaker 1 (09:23):
Donate. Okay, no money there, he's got that set up too.
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you for your help, thoughts and prayers and your support.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
As done by Robert Earl. Keane is being lying in
the bench Shoseio.
Speaker 13 (09:46):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Come on, Jackie, get ready.
Speaker 12 (09:53):
Sometimes on my days are filled with.
Speaker 13 (09:57):
R as I travel, I left some bad things ain't
going mid way because there's always.
Speaker 12 (10:09):
Someone swarming in my life.
Speaker 13 (10:14):
To keep swerving in my life, and it's causing lots
of banger.
Speaker 12 (10:22):
I'm a honking on my horror. I'm shooting you the
fin keep switching on my bride lights.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
To him.
Speaker 14 (10:37):
When you're swerving, all lives pie by, you're running someone
off the ride.
Speaker 12 (10:46):
The day jove.
Speaker 13 (10:48):
Why I thought I never.
Speaker 12 (10:52):
Never could love another? How else could I feed?
Speaker 13 (11:01):
But now when you run into me, I can't believe
I could not see her.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I'll tank up the one's at the boding.
Speaker 13 (11:14):
You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of bad.
Speaker 12 (11:22):
I'm a cussing out your name.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I'm shooting you the fight.
Speaker 13 (11:30):
I keep switching on my briding lights, but you're.
Speaker 12 (11:34):
Just too dimpty.
Speaker 14 (11:35):
Now when you're swerving all lights, how by you're running
someone off the ride?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Come driving a big show?
Speaker 6 (12:18):
Good morning, big shows on the radio. Alrah lessac.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Hello friends, your old pal Bert Fern here with another
hamstring humming edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode The Dancing Duck. As our story opens, a very
dissatisfied customer Andre's a pet shop in northern England.
Speaker 9 (12:43):
Oh, eh, Govnor, Welcome to Perky Patty's Perfect Pets.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Morning, sir, What do you mean?
Speaker 11 (12:49):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Sorry? Miss I had a cold. What can I do
for you? I'm glad you asked.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Last Monday, I came in here to buy some seed
for my budgy Henry. On this very counter, there was
a handsome duck tap dancing on top of a flower pot.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Oh, that was Old pair se. He can really cut
a rug.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
And that's sir, miss, And that miss is exactly why
I plunk down fifty quid to make him main And
that is why I'm here about.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Oh what happened?
Speaker 11 (13:15):
Is he is?
Speaker 9 (13:16):
He?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Is he dancing too much? I mean I used to
give him cough, sir, to get him to take a break.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Old Percy has been on break since I got him home.
Old Percy has cut no rugs since entering my humbler bote.
Oh he has not tap danced, tangoed, chopchad, flameencoed, mamboed,
sorcered waltzt hip hop, bleroed, fox, trotted, hustled, rumbered, pokerd
boogie woogied river dance or Abbot's bromley horned danced?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Did he do the Hawaiian War dance? That's one of
his specialties? No, sir, miss.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Miss, he hasn't done so much as set there in quack.
And I'd like to know what you're going to do
about it.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Well, I can't believe that on Percy is off his game, Sir.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
I hate to say it, but maybe it's.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
You me me?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Are you insinuating that somehow that the fault of Old
Percy's lack of terms of Korean prowess is due to
my personal failures as a duck owner. Yes, how dare you?
How dare you? I did everything you told me to do.
I put him on the flower pot just like you did,
and he didn't dance a step.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah, but did you remember to light the candle under
the flower pot? Blimey, I mean sulliva.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
And we hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy playhouse.
And if you sleep at a shilling, he'll do Unno,
those top two feathers for you, crimy.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
So close, tune in next time.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
We we'll hear that crusty old duck Swan and goose choreographers.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Those
tattoo feathers good more than everybody. The big show is
right here on already saves me praised. You're lifted.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
The two fine lads, two boys dedicated to smile on
your face and a song in your heart as long
as you're body their bloody.
Speaker 15 (15:14):
Grill and sauce, John Boy and Billy on the big
show face and begorah.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
All morning.
Speaker 6 (15:59):
That's a big genre radios. Last week we talked about
the rolls. I said, I only hear our royal song
about Prince Harry, you know the one who there it is,
hit it.
Speaker 16 (16:21):
I ain't never been across the pond. The only London
I've been too is in Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
That royal crowd don't turn me on.
Speaker 16 (16:38):
There's just one king, and that's Selvis Presley. But everybody's like,
what times, Oprah, where's Prince Harry. There's that American girl
he married, And I don't care.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Their drama ain't my cross to bear.
Speaker 16 (16:55):
But everybody's like sad little Megan, poor little princess, mean
prince Garls acting like a racist, No one cares. I'd
like to feed them all to bears.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Don't give a damn about royal lordy, what a pain.
Speaker 16 (17:12):
The only prince I care about here's the one that's
sang purple rain.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I don't need no rule.
Speaker 16 (17:21):
Thinking they're so high class and baby they cannot.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
They can all just kiss my ass.
Speaker 16 (17:35):
I never cared for fish and chips. I like my
tea ice cold and reely sugary.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
The only queen I cared about.
Speaker 16 (17:52):
Was a man named Freddie Mercury. But everybody's like crowns
and thrones and strong carriages, snangled toothed inbreads, enforced marriages.
No one cares. Can't you see our empty stairs? But
every show is all palace intrigue. We'll be king next
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house brows gossip bout royal sex. Who gives a crap?
You stupid, drooling sap.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Screw all of them, roy.
Speaker 16 (18:23):
I got better things to do, like keeping commune next
from turning my red state blue.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Don't need some mone rd pushing us around. That's a
real good.
Speaker 16 (18:38):
Way to wind up six feet underground. Oh oh oh.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
We're living in America.
Speaker 16 (18:52):
Don't need no hil Britannica. Oh oh oh oh. I
don't give two spins about your fascination with the Britz.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Nobody cares about royal.
Speaker 16 (19:09):
Spare me any praise the only duke I care about.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
He's my favorite man. Nay, he's mine.
Speaker 16 (19:16):
Your own damn busday. Don't fred about their strife be
maybe then you.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Smart en up and get alive.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio, John Warren, Billy
The Game, renn and Jagged Taylor, Two of my boys,
Jolly and Stick, and my grandson Little High.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Hey, can you say good morning, good morning.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
Hello boy, there you go, there's his first words on radio.
You gonna follow your your popeye into the radio Hall
of Fame in your home state, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
That's a look.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
Papa talks a lot, don't he. All Right, buddy, good
to have you here.
Speaker 11 (20:13):
But I'll tell you what he.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
By good luck at age. I can take that. Mama.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Can you say bye bye Papa?
Speaker 6 (20:20):
By bye?
Speaker 11 (20:23):
See?
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Boy like you?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Why can't you do that? Cause makes sense? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (20:35):
It makes noise on the microphone, you see, you see,
Papa's got one of those two.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
All right, good it's.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Radio one on one man, make me a table that
Randy will keep it for prosperity.
Speaker 8 (20:49):
I have to find some tape.
Speaker 6 (20:51):
Well, whatever we're doing these days, it mus be digital,
all right, man, About time you get big enough to
have a job.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Hang on, tell tell.
Speaker 6 (21:03):
All right, dude, Well I got here, yes, oh yeah,
it's my self interview Monday. There's said a bunch of
listener requests, So what the heck, let's go through me
interviewing myself. Maybe you probably don't know about that, Hobbs.
Your papa was a wonderful race car driver as well.
Back in the days.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Let's the self interview number one right now.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Well, a huge weekend for John Boyn Billy rock and
Roll racing at the Charlotte Motor Speedway. And here with
the marquee driver for the team, the Big Show's answer
to Jack Root in the pits, Ladies and gentlemen, here
he is John Boy.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Lookidoki.
Speaker 7 (21:41):
Well, first of all, I'd like to thank me for
agreeing to talk to me this morning. I know I'm
busy and I'm probably tired after a big weekend.
Speaker 12 (21:49):
I've got that right.
Speaker 7 (21:50):
But as I know, and I've told me this one
hundred times, I'm never too busy or too tired to
stop by and talk to myself about John Boy and
Billy rock and Roll racing.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Well, I appreciate that about me too.
Speaker 7 (22:02):
You know, no matter how many racing superstars I've interviewed,
I have always been one of my favorites. And I'm
not just saying that because I'm setting here either. I
mean I would say that whether I was here to
hear it or not. I'll say the same thing to
my face as I will when I talk behind my back,
and I just want to make sure I realize that
I am not here to blow smoke up my butt.
Well I'm not either, so why don't I get to it?
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Fine?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
By me?
Speaker 12 (22:25):
Me too?
Speaker 7 (22:26):
Okay, Now, I'd like to tell me that these are
some tough questions that I'm gonna ask, and I hope
I won't get mad, and I hope that I won't
take them the wrong way. I hope that I will
take these questions and the spirit I intend them, because
I know sometimes I will misunderstand, like some things that
I say. You know, I'll mean something one way and
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i'll take it another way. When I if I just
tell me you know, and then I just deal with it,
that makes my job difficult, you know, as one of
NASCAR's top interviewers, I need to on top of me.
I want to get inside me. I want to see
what makes me tick. Could I just interrupt me.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
For a second. If I could just get a word in.
Speaker 7 (23:07):
Edgewise on me, maybe I could answer the question that
I'm trying to build up to ask myself.
Speaker 12 (23:13):
If I'll ever get around.
Speaker 7 (23:14):
To asking me goal. You know, that's one thing that
really irks me about me. I never shut up. Okay,
all right, I'll get to it if I'll let me
all right, Am I ready?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (23:26):
This is what I'm hearing around the track. I am
hearing I can't win the big one. Sure I do
fine and heat races? How many is it that I wont?
I'm sure I know exactly well. Yes, I've won eight
preliminary races. Ooh, how did I know I would know that?
Do you see how I'm acting? I don't know what
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my problem is. I know the one with the problem.
Speaker 12 (23:50):
It's me.
Speaker 7 (23:51):
Listen, I don't give me the credit I deserve. I
know I am a good race car driver. I know that,
and I know that, but I can't get me to
admit it.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Says me.
Speaker 12 (24:04):
Says me, mate.
Speaker 7 (24:05):
I tell you it's a great day for John Boy
and Billy rock and roll ration, and I'm not gonna
let the likes of me ruin it. How about that
Herb the Cruchie for the year ninety four is dominating
so far, Doc Clay, and yes, me too. I don't
care what I say. I'm not gonna let me run
in for me. This interview is over, and until I
can act right, it will be over from now on.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Ooh, Okay, is it just me? Or do I seem
a little sensitive?
Speaker 4 (24:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
I might have hit a source.
Speaker 7 (24:36):
But well, I tell you what, me and everybody else
will set back and let's just see this season. If
I have what it takes to win the big one,
let's just do that.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Okay, up mine.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
Hey, I know, don't try that at home. Wait till
you're older, all right? Today is John boy Jeopardy. Andrew
Jackson was the first US president to be handed one
of these during the campaign rally, but he refused to
do what is now customary for candidates and has said
handed it over to his secretary of war.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Ah.
Speaker 8 (25:15):
Yeah, I've seen you counsel this. It was a frisbee
and he was supposed to throw it out into the crowd.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
And I don't know what y'all. God, what ain't hundred
big show? You told?
Speaker 6 (25:26):
Free line. We go to we get a winner. We
play John Boyd Jeopardy. Next, Good morning, there's a big
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show on the radio world until you Monday August featured Dragon,
The Big Show, Bit Boxing.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Run me old man, he hates television.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
Find out why ewards television at the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
And right now, let's live, yes, live across America.
Speaker 8 (26:17):
It's John Boyd jefferin wah wah and now your host. Now,
as far as we know, he is still the only
celebrity to be handed a monkey during an autograph session.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
And autographed its button handed it back. He's John boye highlight.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
Daniel as a headed Dennis out of Kennett, Missouri. Good morning, Dennis, Hey,
good god boy, Hello buddy, welcome in here. You got
the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. So uh,
all right, Andrew Jackson, it's kind of weird. He was
the first US president to be handed one of these
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during a campaign rally. He refused to do what is
now customary for candidates and instead handed it over to
his secretary of war. What you got, Dennis, would be
a baby? Well let's see show us up, baby.
Speaker 7 (27:13):
Oh god, you.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
Gotta be kissing hands and shaking babies out there on
the campaign trail.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
All right.
Speaker 6 (27:25):
By the way, Andrew Jackson, here a little little note
on that wasn't into sentimental gestures.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
He thought it made him look girly, So.
Speaker 6 (27:33):
When he was handed a supposedly kissable baby, he delegated
the test to his secretary of war, who wasn't thrilled
but begrudgingly did kiss the infant.
Speaker 8 (27:45):
And then I knew what they were supposed to do.
And then he signed his button, handling him back.
Speaker 6 (27:48):
You're gonna mix up with my monkey. Okay, sorry, uh oh,
that is good work, buddy. The swaging world lawnmower's head
over to you, Pad in Missouri.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Alright, sounds like a winner. You are one, buddy.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Hang on, yeah, Jack, get I give a shout out
to my kids.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Yeah, go ahead, Buck, give a shout.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
Let me get a shout out to Leah as my
daughter and my two boys, Ryan and Den. Okay, now
I appreciate you and yours listening to the Big Show.
What a many hour top of your news. Right on
the other side of our time, capsule will get down
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one more dog a sport and then Mary Jane, he thought,
wait a minute, h.
Speaker 16 (29:00):
This is the award winning Joah Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
You're a little Hendrick sank for oh Man.
Speaker 17 (29:19):
Yeah, well you know he was. He was our biggest inspiration.
We do a lot of Jerry and get out here,
Jared Richard. You know I couldn't make out all the
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words of the song when I was learning.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
A one of whom I will do someone. And when
you see the one Juju.
Speaker 18 (30:08):
Botom and the wind, the cries marry hut, the you.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
And the dog lay and the sea again, I'm going
let me just check both of them.
Speaker 11 (30:41):
I need to give voo.
Speaker 18 (30:45):
And the wind.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Cries marry. That was good, and the bunches of tom
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think of the news and the wind. All right, all right,
that wonderful?
Speaker 18 (31:29):
Alright, Yeah, John.
Speaker 11 (31:36):
Boy and Billy. There's a lot of love in this room.
We love you, we hope you loove us.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Morning Radio dumb right.
Speaker 6 (32:12):
Good Monday morning. There's a big show on the radio.
And the way to kick the work Wee Golf, the
Special Zoom Call, and.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Now Deep Thoughts with Zach the Weed Guy's girlfriend Mary Jane.
Speaker 9 (32:30):
Yo yo yo, Yeah with subbras crack a lacking.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Y'all cool, cool, I'm doing good.
Speaker 9 (32:44):
Thanks for ask Indeed, I've just been sitting around the
house thinking about stuff. Y'all want to hear some, OK.
I gotta get moments too early, y'all. I can't believe
(33:06):
I forgot to go to the gym today. That's seven
years in a row, now, y'all.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
I'm not lazy.
Speaker 16 (33:15):
I'm just in.
Speaker 9 (33:16):
Energy saving mode.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
I'm just go and get gas in the morning.
Speaker 9 (33:23):
Is one of the worst decisions you can make it
as an adult. Okay, it's just okay, Yeah, I'm gonna
move on.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
The afaults are complete, they come in.
Speaker 16 (33:47):
And they go.
Speaker 9 (33:50):
All right, all right, Well, I've been thinking about I've
been thinking about Dayton, and I got some advice, all
right for all you young dudes. If she forget gives you,
but then thirty minutes later comes back and is mad again.
She definitely told her friends in a group chat that's right,
and the Board of Director directors, my mouth is sticky,
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hold on, and the board of Directors did not agree
with her decision. If I stop my car so you
can walk across the street, I better see some hustle
out of you. Knees the chest.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Damn it, knees the chest muscle.
Speaker 9 (34:38):
Saying have a nice day to someone sounds friendly, dune it,
but saying enjoy your next twenty four hours sounds a
bit threatening. Anyway, something's off. Nine out of ten times
when I lose something, it's because I put it in
(34:59):
a safe place, Like I lost my bedroom glasses and
now my book glasses are in my room and my room,
glasses are in my car. My whole life's out away.
It doesn't matter what temperature in the room is, it's
always room temperature. I bought a little bag of air today.
(35:27):
The company that made it was kind enough to put
some potato chips into this. One minute, you're young and
having the best time, and the next thing, you know,
using a good pen at work brings your joy. Remember
(35:49):
how we used to do prank calls growing up, And
I think these spam calls on your cell phone is
karma getting this back. I was thinking, technically, all the
money I've ever spent on food has been.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Flushed down the toilet.
Speaker 9 (36:07):
Technically.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
And one door closes and another one opens.
Speaker 9 (36:13):
Your house is haunted, dude, and you need to run.
And I don't think before I speak. As we have
all seen, I like to be just as surprised as
everyone else about what comes out of my mile. Okay, okay,
(36:36):
one more than like I gotta go, so much to
do and no desire to do it. We're getting through
the wedding season, y'all. Oh and by the way, apparently
our svping back to a wedding invite maybe next time
is not theres box.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
That alright, look at the time. That's it right now, y'all.
Speaker 9 (37:01):
Y'all keep rocking, and I'll keep getting my lips to unstick.
Dodgy lady dudes.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Deep Thoughts is brought to you by Hard Graves Potted
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Because it's four twenty somewhere.
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This makes Shaw on the radio, John bop Ben and Tanner.
Speaker 19 (37:22):
Fellers ran to Jackiet and you listening, Hi, how you
are listening to throw of the funniest guys on the radio.
And my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge, John Boy
and Philly on the Big Show?
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Are they funny? Are they funny?
Speaker 18 (37:41):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (37:42):
Hello, good morning, It's a big show the radio. We're
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living some wonderful memories. When my two careers intersected, interviewing
top end racing and racing from the bottom up. I
need to come up with the red little self.
Speaker 17 (38:39):
I believe they they.
Speaker 6 (38:41):
Brought never Been the Legends racing him my bow Jangles
ninety nine Legends car. When they brought the Aussie over
to spend the weekend work with me, the racing whisperer
they called him.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Yeah, they will micd me up with him.
Speaker 6 (38:58):
As Charlotte Motor speedway, hometown track and Turman lose.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
It went a little like this.
Speaker 12 (39:08):
You have to go down trying to go.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Don't have any guys.
Speaker 17 (39:17):
Done it?
Speaker 9 (39:20):
Yea?
Speaker 8 (39:21):
And the left.
Speaker 6 (39:27):
All right?
Speaker 3 (39:29):
No, no, no, you never like you're doing mine.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
I don't wait such your baby. Come.
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I'll give you a prickly.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
A g.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
That's it's all right. That's the black man.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
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Speaker 1 (39:51):
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the basic Why that.
Speaker 7 (40:01):
I got to tyre?
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Why then don't twos afright?
Speaker 11 (40:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (40:12):
No, no, huge bug in my.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
Box.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
I must here on the day. What if we pay
my sweet how much.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Would you like that? Man?
Speaker 11 (40:27):
I've gotta cast you an extra five bucks?
Speaker 17 (40:29):
Mike, Okay, okay, okay, come in, you go on my
one complete lap before you can come back in.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Whs here we's right down there.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
On the bottom. How before you.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Isn't going anyway?
Speaker 9 (40:51):
Rest?
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What's up?
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This is ike and for all of five one one
you need on all things redneck.
Speaker 5 (00:13):
Just check out my two favorite crackers, John bro and
Bitley right here on the Big Show. I listened to
something else my own self, but white boy Patrick Dunn
broke off the knob in the Cadillac.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Pack.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Never mind heat out?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
How do do loving at him? It is Monday, August fourth?
Speaker 6 (01:12):
All right, got here Obama's birthday?
Speaker 7 (01:19):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Did you get a cake?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
They?
Speaker 6 (01:23):
We might have to celebrate with some Obama music that
we've had for a while back when he was the
forty fourth president of the United States, Even after you
couldn't run again, I was still coming in charge.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Let's see if.
Speaker 8 (01:41):
Remember that half the audience.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
I worry about that half, so we'll Hey, what about
actor Billy Bob Thornton. Old Billy Bob him on the
Big Show several times.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
He is seventy years today.
Speaker 8 (02:01):
I haven't seen him in anything in a while.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Let me see what was that land land Man Man?
You you haven't watched The land Man yet? Yeah, you
gotta watch that.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
There's another Taylor Sheridan shows about the old in Texas,
some big show cities and towns. All right, we're down Middland,
Texas is right around there as well, so you've been there.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
You know the geography.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
I'm gonna tell you I love that one as much
as I do Fraser.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I love that, Yes, I do. You turned on yet
another one.
Speaker 8 (02:35):
Comedy not drama.
Speaker 9 (02:38):
He's just crazy and his wife and kid is crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
It's awesome.
Speaker 8 (02:42):
So it's like real life.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
So is it back on, Johnny? No, No, let's just
stupid over here. Hey, you so check it out. Didn't
get back to it. I'm trying to keep up with
me and Jackie. We're trying to help you here.
Speaker 10 (02:58):
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We'll get you ready to win it.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
It was August fourth, sixteen ninety three. Dom Paring Young
invented champagne. Wow before seventeen hundred, Oh Dom Wow?
Speaker 11 (04:00):
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Yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:01):
If I ever go missing, I want you to have
my picture put on a bottle of Don Panjong, just
so my wife will know I'm missing.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
She loves.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Eighteen seventy five author Hans Christian Anderson. I guess that
was Hans Waivernoun. They passed away at age seventy. His
one hundred and sixty eight fairy tales include Princess and
the Pea, the Ugly Duckling, the Little Mermaid, and the
Emperor's New Clothes. All right, and then finally nineteen eighty three,
(04:35):
the urging of protesters, Toronto police arrested Yankee outfielder Dave
Winfield for causing unnecessary suffering to an animal after Winfield
through a baseball during warmups accidentally killed the seagull.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Oh my, lock him up, lock him up?
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Oh right, think about don't worry about baseball, worry about birds.
For that final old category as they were all right,
one eight hundred Big Show you told free line. Come on,
we'll get to contestant play outbursts next.
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You have the best time. You have a big shots.
Let's say on my goal from Ringo Georgia.
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We have shots.
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Good morning, my goal, Good morning?
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Hello, whaty welcome? Okay, Michael, thank you.
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I don't know about Michael Jackson's monkey lot shorter lists,
all right, Michael, give us three fairy tales ready to go,
the ugly duckling, little Mermaid Cinderella.
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All right. And for the wind, three birds ready.
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Thank you, thank you. I appreciate it.
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right on the other side of Monday.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
On the song Robert Earl Keane found.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
Out about his time, I started to raise money from
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on the radio before we sing along with swerving a
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It's gonna be happening.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
August twenty eighth of the Whitewater Amphitheater in New Bronfls.
Texas Rose support the Community Foundation of the Texas Hill Country.
Of course, the devastating floods Robert Earl going hit the
stage special guest Tyler Childers, Miranda Lambert, John Randall, Jack
Ingram Cross, Canadian Ragweed, Randy Rogers, Ryan Bingham, Ray Wiley Hubbard.
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Robert Earl's webpage will link you to the ticket site
and you can like.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Donate. Okay, no money there, he's got that set up too.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Okay, it's all Robert Urrokeina. Well, we got it on
our website. So click on Robert Earl's link at the
Big Show dot com. It'll take you right there. Thank
you for your help, thoughts and prayers and your support.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
As done by Robert Earl. Keane is being lying in
the bench Shoseio.
Speaker 13 (09:46):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Come on, Jackie, get ready.
Speaker 12 (09:53):
Sometimes on my days are filled with.
Speaker 13 (09:57):
R as I travel, I left some bad things ain't
going mid way because there's always.
Speaker 12 (10:09):
Someone swarming in my life.
Speaker 13 (10:14):
To keep swerving in my life, and it's causing lots
of banger.
Speaker 12 (10:22):
I'm a honking on my horror. I'm shooting you the
fin keep switching on my bride lights.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
To him.
Speaker 14 (10:37):
When you're swerving, all lives pie by, you're running someone
off the ride.
Speaker 12 (10:46):
The day jove.
Speaker 13 (10:48):
Why I thought I never.
Speaker 12 (10:52):
Never could love another? How else could I feed?
Speaker 13 (11:01):
But now when you run into me, I can't believe
I could not see her.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I'll tank up the one's at the boding.
Speaker 13 (11:14):
You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of bad.
Speaker 12 (11:22):
I'm a cussing out your name.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I'm shooting you the fight.
Speaker 13 (11:30):
I keep switching on my briding lights, but you're.
Speaker 12 (11:34):
Just too dimpty.
Speaker 14 (11:35):
Now when you're swerving all lights, how by you're running
someone off the ride?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Come driving a big show?
Speaker 6 (12:18):
Good morning, big shows on the radio. Alrah lessac.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Hello friends, your old pal Bert Fern here with another
hamstring humming edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode The Dancing Duck. As our story opens, a very
dissatisfied customer Andre's a pet shop in northern England.
Speaker 9 (12:43):
Oh, eh, Govnor, Welcome to Perky Patty's Perfect Pets.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Morning, sir, What do you mean?
Speaker 11 (12:49):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Sorry? Miss I had a cold. What can I do
for you? I'm glad you asked.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Last Monday, I came in here to buy some seed
for my budgy Henry. On this very counter, there was
a handsome duck tap dancing on top of a flower pot.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Oh, that was Old pair se. He can really cut
a rug.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
And that's sir, miss, And that miss is exactly why
I plunk down fifty quid to make him main And
that is why I'm here about.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Oh what happened?
Speaker 11 (13:15):
Is he is?
Speaker 9 (13:16):
He?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Is he dancing too much? I mean I used to
give him cough, sir, to get him to take a break.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Old Percy has been on break since I got him home.
Old Percy has cut no rugs since entering my humbler bote.
Oh he has not tap danced, tangoed, chopchad, flameencoed, mamboed,
sorcered waltzt hip hop, bleroed, fox, trotted, hustled, rumbered, pokerd
boogie woogied river dance or Abbot's bromley horned danced?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Did he do the Hawaiian War dance? That's one of
his specialties? No, sir, miss.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Miss, he hasn't done so much as set there in quack.
And I'd like to know what you're going to do
about it.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Well, I can't believe that on Percy is off his game, Sir.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
I hate to say it, but maybe it's.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
You me me?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Are you insinuating that somehow that the fault of Old
Percy's lack of terms of Korean prowess is due to
my personal failures as a duck owner. Yes, how dare you?
How dare you? I did everything you told me to do.
I put him on the flower pot just like you did,
and he didn't dance a step.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah, but did you remember to light the candle under
the flower pot? Blimey, I mean sulliva.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
And we hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy playhouse.
And if you sleep at a shilling, he'll do Unno,
those top two feathers for you, crimy.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
So close, tune in next time.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
We we'll hear that crusty old duck Swan and goose choreographers.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Those
tattoo feathers good more than everybody. The big show is
right here on already saves me praised. You're lifted.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
The two fine lads, two boys dedicated to smile on
your face and a song in your heart as long
as you're body their bloody.
Speaker 15 (15:14):
Grill and sauce, John Boy and Billy on the big
show face and begorah.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
All morning.
Speaker 6 (15:59):
That's a big genre radios. Last week we talked about
the rolls. I said, I only hear our royal song
about Prince Harry, you know the one who there it is,
hit it.
Speaker 16 (16:21):
I ain't never been across the pond. The only London
I've been too is in Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
That royal crowd don't turn me on.
Speaker 16 (16:38):
There's just one king, and that's Selvis Presley. But everybody's like,
what times, Oprah, where's Prince Harry. There's that American girl
he married, And I don't care.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Their drama ain't my cross to bear.
Speaker 16 (16:55):
But everybody's like sad little Megan, poor little princess, mean
prince Garls acting like a racist, No one cares. I'd
like to feed them all to bears.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Don't give a damn about royal lordy, what a pain.
Speaker 16 (17:12):
The only prince I care about here's the one that's
sang purple rain.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I don't need no rule.
Speaker 16 (17:21):
Thinking they're so high class and baby they cannot.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
They can all just kiss my ass.
Speaker 16 (17:35):
I never cared for fish and chips. I like my
tea ice cold and reely sugary.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
The only queen I cared about.
Speaker 16 (17:52):
Was a man named Freddie Mercury. But everybody's like crowns
and thrones and strong carriages, snangled toothed inbreads, enforced marriages.
No one cares. Can't you see our empty stairs? But
every show is all palace intrigue. We'll be king next
(18:12):
house brows gossip bout royal sex. Who gives a crap?
You stupid, drooling sap.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Screw all of them, roy.
Speaker 16 (18:23):
I got better things to do, like keeping commune next
from turning my red state blue.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Don't need some mone rd pushing us around. That's a
real good.
Speaker 16 (18:38):
Way to wind up six feet underground. Oh oh oh.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
We're living in America.
Speaker 16 (18:52):
Don't need no hil Britannica. Oh oh oh oh. I
don't give two spins about your fascination with the Britz.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Nobody cares about royal.
Speaker 16 (19:09):
Spare me any praise the only duke I care about.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
He's my favorite man. Nay, he's mine.
Speaker 16 (19:16):
Your own damn busday. Don't fred about their strife be
maybe then you.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Smart en up and get alive.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio, John Warren, Billy
The Game, renn and Jagged Taylor, Two of my boys,
Jolly and Stick, and my grandson Little High.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Hey, can you say good morning, good morning.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
Hello boy, there you go, there's his first words on radio.
You gonna follow your your popeye into the radio Hall
of Fame in your home state, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
That's a look.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
Papa talks a lot, don't he. All Right, buddy, good
to have you here.
Speaker 11 (20:13):
But I'll tell you what he.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
By good luck at age. I can take that. Mama.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Can you say bye bye Papa?
Speaker 6 (20:20):
By bye?
Speaker 11 (20:23):
See?
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Boy like you?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Why can't you do that? Cause makes sense? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (20:35):
It makes noise on the microphone, you see, you see,
Papa's got one of those two.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
All right, good it's.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Radio one on one man, make me a table that
Randy will keep it for prosperity.
Speaker 8 (20:49):
I have to find some tape.
Speaker 6 (20:51):
Well, whatever we're doing these days, it mus be digital,
all right, man, About time you get big enough to
have a job.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Hang on, tell tell.
Speaker 6 (21:03):
All right, dude, Well I got here, yes, oh yeah,
it's my self interview Monday. There's said a bunch of
listener requests, So what the heck, let's go through me
interviewing myself. Maybe you probably don't know about that, Hobbs.
Your papa was a wonderful race car driver as well.
Back in the days.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Let's the self interview number one right now.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Well, a huge weekend for John Boyn Billy rock and
Roll racing at the Charlotte Motor Speedway. And here with
the marquee driver for the team, the Big Show's answer
to Jack Root in the pits, Ladies and gentlemen, here
he is John Boy.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Lookidoki.
Speaker 7 (21:41):
Well, first of all, I'd like to thank me for
agreeing to talk to me this morning. I know I'm
busy and I'm probably tired after a big weekend.
Speaker 12 (21:49):
I've got that right.
Speaker 7 (21:50):
But as I know, and I've told me this one
hundred times, I'm never too busy or too tired to
stop by and talk to myself about John Boy and
Billy rock and Roll racing.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Well, I appreciate that about me too.
Speaker 7 (22:02):
You know, no matter how many racing superstars I've interviewed,
I have always been one of my favorites. And I'm
not just saying that because I'm setting here either. I
mean I would say that whether I was here to
hear it or not. I'll say the same thing to
my face as I will when I talk behind my back,
and I just want to make sure I realize that
I am not here to blow smoke up my butt.
Well I'm not either, so why don't I get to it?
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Fine?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
By me?
Speaker 12 (22:25):
Me too?
Speaker 7 (22:26):
Okay, Now, I'd like to tell me that these are
some tough questions that I'm gonna ask, and I hope
I won't get mad, and I hope that I won't
take them the wrong way. I hope that I will
take these questions and the spirit I intend them, because
I know sometimes I will misunderstand, like some things that
I say. You know, I'll mean something one way and
(22:47):
i'll take it another way. When I if I just
tell me you know, and then I just deal with it,
that makes my job difficult, you know, as one of
NASCAR's top interviewers, I need to on top of me.
I want to get inside me. I want to see
what makes me tick. Could I just interrupt me.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
For a second. If I could just get a word in.
Speaker 7 (23:07):
Edgewise on me, maybe I could answer the question that
I'm trying to build up to ask myself.
Speaker 12 (23:13):
If I'll ever get around.
Speaker 7 (23:14):
To asking me goal. You know, that's one thing that
really irks me about me. I never shut up. Okay,
all right, I'll get to it if I'll let me
all right, Am I ready?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (23:26):
This is what I'm hearing around the track. I am
hearing I can't win the big one. Sure I do
fine and heat races? How many is it that I wont?
I'm sure I know exactly well. Yes, I've won eight
preliminary races. Ooh, how did I know I would know that?
Do you see how I'm acting? I don't know what
(23:48):
my problem is. I know the one with the problem.
Speaker 12 (23:50):
It's me.
Speaker 7 (23:51):
Listen, I don't give me the credit I deserve. I
know I am a good race car driver. I know that,
and I know that, but I can't get me to
admit it.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Says me.
Speaker 12 (24:04):
Says me, mate.
Speaker 7 (24:05):
I tell you it's a great day for John Boy
and Billy rock and roll ration, and I'm not gonna
let the likes of me ruin it. How about that
Herb the Cruchie for the year ninety four is dominating
so far, Doc Clay, and yes, me too. I don't
care what I say. I'm not gonna let me run
in for me. This interview is over, and until I
can act right, it will be over from now on.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Ooh, Okay, is it just me? Or do I seem
a little sensitive?
Speaker 4 (24:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
I might have hit a source.
Speaker 7 (24:36):
But well, I tell you what, me and everybody else
will set back and let's just see this season. If
I have what it takes to win the big one,
let's just do that.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Okay, up mine.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
Hey, I know, don't try that at home. Wait till
you're older, all right? Today is John boy Jeopardy. Andrew
Jackson was the first US president to be handed one
of these during the campaign rally, but he refused to
do what is now customary for candidates and has said
handed it over to his secretary of war.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Ah.
Speaker 8 (25:15):
Yeah, I've seen you counsel this. It was a frisbee
and he was supposed to throw it out into the crowd.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
And I don't know what y'all. God, what ain't hundred
big show? You told?
Speaker 6 (25:26):
Free line. We go to we get a winner. We
play John Boyd Jeopardy. Next, Good morning, there's a big
(25:57):
show on the radio world until you Monday August featured Dragon,
The Big Show, Bit Boxing.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Run me old man, he hates television.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
Find out why ewards television at the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
And right now, let's live, yes, live across America.
Speaker 8 (26:17):
It's John Boyd jefferin wah wah and now your host. Now,
as far as we know, he is still the only
celebrity to be handed a monkey during an autograph session.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
And autographed its button handed it back. He's John boye highlight.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
Daniel as a headed Dennis out of Kennett, Missouri. Good morning, Dennis, Hey,
good god boy, Hello buddy, welcome in here. You got
the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. So uh,
all right, Andrew Jackson, it's kind of weird. He was
the first US president to be handed one of these
(26:55):
during a campaign rally. He refused to do what is
now customary for candidates and instead handed it over to
his secretary of war. What you got, Dennis, would be
a baby? Well let's see show us up, baby.
Speaker 7 (27:13):
Oh god, you.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
Gotta be kissing hands and shaking babies out there on
the campaign trail.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
All right.
Speaker 6 (27:25):
By the way, Andrew Jackson, here a little little note
on that wasn't into sentimental gestures.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
He thought it made him look girly, So.
Speaker 6 (27:33):
When he was handed a supposedly kissable baby, he delegated
the test to his secretary of war, who wasn't thrilled
but begrudgingly did kiss the infant.
Speaker 8 (27:45):
And then I knew what they were supposed to do.
And then he signed his button, handling him back.
Speaker 6 (27:48):
You're gonna mix up with my monkey. Okay, sorry, uh oh,
that is good work, buddy. The swaging world lawnmower's head
over to you, Pad in Missouri.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Alright, sounds like a winner. You are one, buddy.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Hang on, yeah, Jack, get I give a shout out
to my kids.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Yeah, go ahead, Buck, give a shout.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
Let me get a shout out to Leah as my
daughter and my two boys, Ryan and Den. Okay, now
I appreciate you and yours listening to the Big Show.
What a many hour top of your news. Right on
the other side of our time, capsule will get down
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one more dog a sport and then Mary Jane, he thought,
wait a minute, h.
Speaker 16 (29:00):
This is the award winning Joah Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
You're a little Hendrick sank for oh Man.
Speaker 17 (29:19):
Yeah, well you know he was. He was our biggest inspiration.
We do a lot of Jerry and get out here,
Jared Richard. You know I couldn't make out all the
(29:40):
words of the song when I was learning.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
A one of whom I will do someone. And when
you see the one Juju.
Speaker 18 (30:08):
Botom and the wind, the cries marry hut, the you.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
And the dog lay and the sea again, I'm going
let me just check both of them.
Speaker 11 (30:41):
I need to give voo.
Speaker 18 (30:45):
And the wind.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Cries marry. That was good, and the bunches of tom
(31:14):
think of the news and the wind. All right, all right,
that wonderful?
Speaker 18 (31:29):
Alright, Yeah, John.
Speaker 11 (31:36):
Boy and Billy. There's a lot of love in this room.
We love you, we hope you loove us.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Morning Radio dumb right.
Speaker 6 (32:12):
Good Monday morning. There's a big show on the radio.
And the way to kick the work Wee Golf, the
Special Zoom Call, and.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Now Deep Thoughts with Zach the Weed Guy's girlfriend Mary Jane.
Speaker 9 (32:30):
Yo yo yo, Yeah with subbras crack a lacking.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Y'all cool, cool, I'm doing good.
Speaker 9 (32:44):
Thanks for ask Indeed, I've just been sitting around the
house thinking about stuff. Y'all want to hear some, OK.
I gotta get moments too early, y'all. I can't believe
(33:06):
I forgot to go to the gym today. That's seven
years in a row, now, y'all.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
I'm not lazy.
Speaker 16 (33:15):
I'm just in.
Speaker 9 (33:16):
Energy saving mode.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
I'm just go and get gas in the morning.
Speaker 9 (33:23):
Is one of the worst decisions you can make it
as an adult. Okay, it's just okay, Yeah, I'm gonna
move on.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
The afaults are complete, they come in.
Speaker 16 (33:47):
And they go.
Speaker 9 (33:50):
All right, all right, Well, I've been thinking about I've
been thinking about Dayton, and I got some advice, all
right for all you young dudes. If she forget gives you,
but then thirty minutes later comes back and is mad again.
She definitely told her friends in a group chat that's right,
and the Board of Director directors, my mouth is sticky,
(34:13):
hold on, and the board of Directors did not agree
with her decision. If I stop my car so you
can walk across the street, I better see some hustle
out of you. Knees the chest.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Damn it, knees the chest muscle.
Speaker 9 (34:38):
Saying have a nice day to someone sounds friendly, dune it,
but saying enjoy your next twenty four hours sounds a
bit threatening. Anyway, something's off. Nine out of ten times
when I lose something, it's because I put it in
(34:59):
a safe place, Like I lost my bedroom glasses and
now my book glasses are in my room and my room,
glasses are in my car. My whole life's out away.
It doesn't matter what temperature in the room is, it's
always room temperature. I bought a little bag of air today.
(35:27):
The company that made it was kind enough to put
some potato chips into this. One minute, you're young and
having the best time, and the next thing, you know,
using a good pen at work brings your joy. Remember
(35:49):
how we used to do prank calls growing up, And
I think these spam calls on your cell phone is
karma getting this back. I was thinking, technically, all the
money I've ever spent on food has been.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Flushed down the toilet.
Speaker 9 (36:07):
Technically.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
And one door closes and another one opens.
Speaker 9 (36:13):
Your house is haunted, dude, and you need to run.
And I don't think before I speak. As we have
all seen, I like to be just as surprised as
everyone else about what comes out of my mile. Okay, okay,
(36:36):
one more than like I gotta go, so much to
do and no desire to do it. We're getting through
the wedding season, y'all. Oh and by the way, apparently
our svping back to a wedding invite maybe next time
is not theres box.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
That alright, look at the time. That's it right now, y'all.
Speaker 9 (37:01):
Y'all keep rocking, and I'll keep getting my lips to unstick.
Dodgy lady dudes.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
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Meat Products.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Because it's four twenty somewhere.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
This makes Shaw on the radio, John bop Ben and Tanner.
Speaker 19 (37:22):
Fellers ran to Jackiet and you listening, Hi, how you
are listening to throw of the funniest guys on the radio.
And my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge, John Boy
and Philly on the Big Show?
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Are they funny? Are they funny?
Speaker 18 (37:41):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (37:42):
Hello, good morning, It's a big show the radio. We're
(38:23):
living some wonderful memories. When my two careers intersected, interviewing
top end racing and racing from the bottom up. I
need to come up with the red little self.
Speaker 17 (38:39):
I believe they they.
Speaker 6 (38:41):
Brought never Been the Legends racing him my bow Jangles
ninety nine Legends car. When they brought the Aussie over
to spend the weekend work with me, the racing whisperer
they called him.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Yeah, they will micd me up with him.
Speaker 6 (38:58):
As Charlotte Motor speedway, hometown track and Turman lose.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
It went a little like this.
Speaker 12 (39:08):
You have to go down trying to go.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Don't have any guys.
Speaker 17 (39:17):
Done it?
Speaker 9 (39:20):
Yea?
Speaker 8 (39:21):
And the left.
Speaker 6 (39:27):
All right?
Speaker 3 (39:29):
No, no, no, you never like you're doing mine.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
I don't wait such your baby. Come.
Speaker 17 (39:42):
I'll give you a prickly.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
A g.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
That's it's all right. That's the black man.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
He's a bostaway, are you It's.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Gonna be queens and not the bet crows, the stuf,
the basic Why that.
Speaker 7 (40:01):
I got to tyre?
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Why then don't twos afright?
Speaker 11 (40:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (40:12):
No, no, huge bug in my.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
Box.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
I must here on the day. What if we pay
my sweet how much.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Would you like that? Man?
Speaker 11 (40:27):
I've gotta cast you an extra five bucks?
Speaker 17 (40:29):
Mike, Okay, okay, okay, come in, you go on my
one complete lap before you can come back in.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Whs here we's right down there.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
On the bottom. How before you.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Isn't going anyway?
Speaker 9 (40:51):
Rest?
Speaker 6 (41:01):
Good morning, big shows on the radio. Hang on, I'm
catching up with myself for my self interview number two
and so it's a second. Let me tell you what
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