October 14, 2024 • 40 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll attempt to break down the communications barriers between men and women.. - Grace Slick sells out to Flintstones Vitamins.. - Mr. Rhubarb throws down some one-liners and has a stormy story about a hitchhiker.. - We’ll give the Big Show Exclusive tune, “Saddam’s Love Shack” a spin.. - Gary Busey jots an update into his diary.. - and Carl Childers relates the story of “It’s the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown”…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. Some enchanted morney. You may hear
the Big Show?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical? I can
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doodle no of an.
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It is Monday, October the fourteenth, and I was closing
in on the middle of October.
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Here.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Hey, everybody, everybody ready, go up? Yeah, man, we'll keep
me down this Monday. Then let me see. I've got
a bunch of papers here. Now I'm on how to
go get a donkey?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
I sense a story.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
We're called you should not call Butler, those kind of names.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Oh, oh, buddy, Butler, here you go in with me.
We had a long weekend, had to go down the coast,
give a donkey to give with my cows and protect
them from some coy odes until we get a chance
to shoot them in the head.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Not the cows in of course.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
I've never heard that. I didn't know that donks protected.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Her like that.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
All they do man today, and they will. They don't
hurt of coyote too, that's a yes. They will you
gotta be careful with dogs around. But you know Pearl,
you know she's like she's gonna get out of the cart.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Now and you can run over here the faster charge.
All right, Hey, Joe, they hear me.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
You're talking about the outlaw Josie Butler, and hey, let him.
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Have that cream.
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win you some three days in history nineteen seventy one,
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the Shaw of Iran through a three day long party
costs nearly one hundred million dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Shaw had some money. Row up the party one yes.
Speaker 8 (03:34):
Minesday was a birthday party.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
Say it was like a wedding.
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Good to have a couple of the friends over all.
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Right, move of nose six and you.
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Study by scientists in the United States analyze the health
and eating pattern of two thy two hundred and fifty
eight study participants and found a link between a Mediterranean
diet and a decreased risk of Alzheimer's disease. The most
common call some dementia. So they say, the Mediterranean diets,
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you'll be good for you.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Was that a lot of fruit and stuff?
Speaker 9 (04:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Yeah, And they'll say that this week. Wait until next week.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I was move up.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Twenty twenty two, psychedelic rock band Jefferson Airplane was honored
with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I should I should have saved my picture of Grace
slick there to give away this.
Speaker 8 (04:28):
What do you think about Grace?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
We're a number one?
Speaker 10 (04:32):
I know?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
All right, Well, there you go.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
There's our categories one eight hundred Big Shows you told
free line we play out birds next. Good morning.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
It's a big show on the radio for you. Monday,
October fourteenth. Today's feature track from The Big Show, Big Box.
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Be out on their contest.
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But Upburst, let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone
can win. Shoon boy, really give the prizes from the
big Prize be Let's go contested number one.
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This should really be a lot of funs.
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You're playing Outburst.
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Have the urry up and guest time you love the
best time.
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You have a big show.
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Good morning.
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Hello Boddy, welcome in here.
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If you want to give away three things, I might
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Food?
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Music here.
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all right, you did it, all right, I know man.
You never see a fat vegetarian? No, it was Oh
remember that fat vegetarian.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
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Yeah remember that one. All right, never mind, all right, Daniel,
give us three places you see a star?
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Ready go.
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Space walk the fame of a picture.
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Thank you, sir, you appreciate it.
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You got it. Man, hang on with jacket.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Why the why I were on TAPA your news put
about twenty minutes away Monday morning playhouse, Good.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
We were just talking about Jefferson Airplane led by singing
her Grace slick of their star in the Hollywood Walk
of Fame this day, twenty twenty two.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Grace was on the.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Show A long time for that anyway, say she has
calmed down a little bit. What kind of pills she
used to be taking?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Check this out, and now.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Here's great slick for Flintstone vitamins.
Speaker 13 (09:03):
One pill looks like bunny and one pill.
Speaker 14 (09:09):
Shaped like bread.
Speaker 13 (09:11):
Hi, boys and girls, I'm Gracie Slick. You know, when
I was on the road with Jefferson Airplane in the sixties,
I chased a lot of white rabbits, and I usually
chase them with Scotch. Hey, but I don't get high anymore.
Speaker 15 (09:24):
Now.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
I like to get flintstoned.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
I just drop a.
Speaker 13 (09:28):
Couple of Betties or Dinos before a concert, and soon
I'm getting a buzz on vitamins and minerals, just like
that modern Stone age family down the street. Now, when
the White Night is talking backwards, I know my turntable's
probably just in reverse. So when the men on the
chessboard get up and tell you where to go, tell
them you're going for some Flintstone vitamins.
Speaker 16 (09:50):
Every good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Action.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Hello friends, you're old pal Bert burn here with another
rip rattling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Today's episode have a heart.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
As our story opens, a doctor is speaking with his
elderly heart patient at Brushywood Memorial Hospital. Well, missus hender shot, I,
we have some good news for you.
Speaker 17 (11:01):
We're having the pepper steak I like tonight.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
No better than that.
Speaker 17 (11:06):
Oh, the young stud is on his way to give
me another sponge bab.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Better news than that.
Speaker 17 (11:12):
It's clean sheet day.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
No, sorry, well it.
Speaker 17 (11:16):
Better because I got so excited thinking about that sponge
bath I went and paid rent on last night's stuffed cabbage.
Speaker 10 (11:23):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
I know, missus hendershoan, we finally have some options for
that heart transplant.
Speaker 17 (11:29):
It's no sponge bath by Honky hunker Steen, but it's
better than nothing.
Speaker 8 (11:34):
What you got.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Well, we have three hearts to choose from. The first
is from a young athlete a curling accident.
Speaker 17 (11:41):
Apparently get hit in the head with one of the
heavy stone.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Fell through the ice.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
The second heart comes from a middle aged businessman who
smoked and drank ah.
Speaker 17 (11:50):
A big beat eater.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
I suppose vegan pass.
Speaker 17 (11:55):
The boys at Burpies Barbecue would never let me live that,
now you well.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
The last one is from a attorney who died after
celebrating his thirtieth year in business.
Speaker 17 (12:03):
Bingo, I'll take the lawyer's heart.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Lawyer's heart table for one coming right up, missus Hendershot,
If I might ask why the lawyer easy?
Speaker 8 (12:13):
It's never been used some of us.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
And how we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 17 (12:25):
Why he wasn't a vegan? Was he?
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the thick houseprou
wife of the vegan businessman say.
Speaker 14 (12:33):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Good Morning's a fake showler radio?
Speaker 18 (12:42):
Helly, you lindsay premise here when I'm on this side
of the pond, I get my daily dose of culture
and edification every morning from these two delightful lads, John
Boy and Billy, right here on.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
The big show.
Speaker 18 (12:55):
You know, I hate to break it to you, boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Who will I hold this?
Speaker 10 (13:03):
Bunny?
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Good Morning?
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It's a big show on the radio.
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Lab Monday gets kicked off, and then John Boyd Jeopardy.
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Speaker 5 (14:56):
Man.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
I got into those ghost pepper ones you talk. That
was too hot, boy, it was too hot by a wife.
Speaker 16 (15:02):
Oh boy, I.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
Loved was it good combination?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah good? And then to wasabi. You know I told
you about that wasabi and.
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Soy two peanuts around the world.
Speaker 10 (15:13):
Man.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
All right, well, all right now, well hang on.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
We'll play for him in minutes, Bud. Right now, let's
get our language lab Monday Underway.
Speaker 8 (15:23):
Welcome to Big Show Language Lab, a guide to more
effective conversation. Today's episode Things Men Say. Many problems in
romantic and marital relationships start because what we hear isn't
really what they mean. Today a look at twelve common
phrases that men use with their wife or girlfriend, what
women think they mean, and what they actually mean. Number one,
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When men say.
Speaker 14 (15:47):
Hey, can I help you make dinner? You think it means,
you know, I feel guilty because I don't do nearly
enough to help out around here, But it really means
why is dinner not already on the Tablenumber two, when
men say, hey, I brought you a surprise. You think
it means these roses are a spontaneous symbol of my
(16:08):
undying life, But it really means I stopped at Food
Janie to get beer and the girl in the flower
department was really hot. Number three. When men say you
look great, honey, You think it means you look great, honey,
but it really means, yeah, yeah, can we just go already?
Speaker 8 (16:29):
Number four. When men say, you.
Speaker 14 (16:32):
Know, I really like your friend Julie, you think it
means I find most of your friends pretty annoying, but Julie's.
Speaker 19 (16:38):
Not like that.
Speaker 14 (16:39):
But it really means Julie is definitely your hottest friend.
Speaker 8 (16:44):
Number five. When men say I miss.
Speaker 14 (16:47):
You, you think it means I miss you, but it
really means we're out of toilet paper and I can't
find the pizza cutter. When are you coming back?
Speaker 8 (16:58):
Number six. When men say whatever you want to do,
you think it means I'll.
Speaker 14 (17:03):
Let you make the decision, but it really means I
couldn't possibly care less about the decision at hand, and
we both know we're going to do what you want
to do anyway, So could you please just tell me
what that is?
Speaker 8 (17:17):
Number seven.
Speaker 14 (17:17):
When men say I was kidding, you think it means oops,
you took that in the worst possible way. How can
I get out of this? But it really means oops,
I accidentally said what I really think? How can I get.
Speaker 16 (17:30):
Out of this?
Speaker 8 (17:33):
Number eight. When men say.
Speaker 14 (17:35):
Let's take your car, you think it means I don't
really want to go, so I'm going to make you
drive me there, But it really means I don't really
want to go and my car is completely out of gas.
Speaker 8 (17:46):
Number nine, When men say.
Speaker 14 (17:49):
Why are you making such a big deal about this?
You think it means why do you have to make
everything so overly dramatic? But it really means how in
the world did you find out about this?
Speaker 8 (18:02):
Number ten, When men say.
Speaker 14 (18:04):
You're right, I'm sorry. You think it means I have
no defense for my actions. I admit my guilt and
throw myself on the mercy.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Of the court.
Speaker 14 (18:13):
But it really means, can you please stop talking? It's
almost time for SportsCenter.
Speaker 8 (18:20):
Number eleven.
Speaker 14 (18:21):
When men say, yeah, that sounds great. You think it
means to tell you the truth. I wasn't really listening,
but sure, how bad could it be?
Speaker 8 (18:29):
But it really means.
Speaker 14 (18:31):
That is literally the most painful idea I've ever heard.
But I might want to see you naked again at
some point in the future.
Speaker 8 (18:41):
And finally, Number twelve, When men say I love you,
you think it means.
Speaker 14 (18:46):
I know I don't say it en often. I know
I'm hard to get along with sometimes, but in my
own clumsy way, I really do love you.
Speaker 8 (18:54):
But it really means.
Speaker 14 (18:55):
This is the point where I want to see you naked.
Speaker 8 (19:01):
And that concludes this edition of Big Show Language Lamb
brought you by Hardgraves Potted Meat Products, chalk full of
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Speaker 3 (19:12):
About the hour of this turning around on the women.
Oh it'll be fun, okay, right, today's John boy Jepardy.
On January ninth, fourteen ninety three, Christopher Columbus wrote in
his ship's log that he had spotted three of these
creatures near what is now the Dominican Republic. Well as
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Entry said, excuse me, they are not so beautiful as
they were said to be, for their faces had some
masculine traits.
Speaker 8 (19:43):
Oh, who is Caitlin Jenner?
Speaker 3 (19:47):
A little before that time, what eight hundred big show
you told free line across America?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
We played John boyd Jepenity Next, Good Morning, it's a
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big show on the radio world.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
It to you Monday morning. Today's feature track from the
Big Show bid Box, Carl Childers, It's the Great Pumpkin,
Charlie Brown, there's your key words. Great Pumpkin hit the
bid Box brought you by Lord Tiger's Motorcycle. Lawyers Red
should have win the custom Big Show Motorcycle. A big
show bike dot Com. There right now, let's live. Yeah,
(20:42):
it's live across America. It's John boyd Chapin and now
your host.
Speaker 15 (20:47):
It's kind of weird, but he's been eating a lot
of gummy bears lately, and he made us all promise
if you ever choked to death on one, to just
tell people he got killed by a bear and leave
it at that.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
He's John Boy, I said a Robbie out a reform Alabama.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Good morning, Robbie, Good morning.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Hell little buddy, you got the first shot at John
boy Jeopardy this morning.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
You must be living.
Speaker 6 (21:13):
Right, man, I must see.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
All right, we're talking about Christopher Columbus. He rode in
the ship's log that he had spotted three of these creatures.
Is that near what is now the Dominican Republic? Well,
his entry said they are not so beautiful as they
were said to be, for their faces had some masculine traits.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
What do you think, Robbie, was that.
Speaker 9 (21:39):
The mermaids that he he thought they were mermaids but
they were actually manatee.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Well, I don't know. Let's see, is mermaid your guess
or manatee?
Speaker 9 (21:51):
He saw mermaids, but he thought they were manatee. That's
my gift.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I think you got it. Yeah, no, you got it backwards.
Speaker 16 (22:01):
You know.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Well, let's say yeah, let's say here they gonna give
it to him. Yeah, let's figure it out.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Probably he thought they were mermaids, right right, If they
were manates, No, what that's some ugly suckers they are.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
But they are.
Speaker 15 (22:21):
Scuba dive with manatee, and they are the sweetest animals.
Speaker 6 (22:26):
They come up and nuzzle you.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
That's why Christopher Columbus just not as beautiful as they were, said.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
That as wild man. Don't some mermaids? No, kidd oh, he.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Still had his weight with them. But I just guess
that they were probably manates. But is that what they
said they were?
Speaker 15 (22:49):
You know they were many Well, the historians say so.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
He probably saw.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Them because he would know a dolphin looks like a fish. Okay,
I got it. No, I got it in my head.
That's what I needed, Roby.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
Try to analyze it.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
He's a numb ass. I won't walk over that a
little bit later.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
But good work for you, Robbie. The assortment of small
batch handcook peanuts from bird Tea County Peanuts headed down
to reform for you, man.
Speaker 9 (23:18):
I appreciate it. Can I get the shout out?
Speaker 2 (23:20):
You go ahead.
Speaker 9 (23:21):
I want to give a shout out to my wife
Cammy Barnes and my brother Doug was Barnes.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Just did that, Robbie. Appreciate you and yours listening to
the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
You will.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Right exciting next twenty minutes time capsule on the other
side of this report and get.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Us some money. Morning Live and mister Rubard.
Speaker 18 (24:15):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 12 (24:38):
It's a marginal day in the neighborhood with people like
you for a neighbor. Won't you move out? Won't you
move out? Hello, boys and girls. Mister Ryford here glad
to be able to add a little bit of class
to this otherwise juvenile redneck yuckfest and help straighten out
the new generation of crumb crutchers. Today's Adventure Day in
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mister Rayford's neighborhood. Our special guest is little Tommy Vaughn. Well, Tommy,
how are you enjoying Adventure Day?
Speaker 7 (25:08):
So far?
Speaker 20 (25:08):
It's really neat mister Rayford. What a great idea of
putting all those old abandoned refrigerators with clubhouse painted on
them in your backyard. I haven't seen my brother Eddie
in the last few minutes, so do you think you
could help me find him?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Well, we'll talk about that later.
Speaker 12 (25:22):
You know, Tommy, I thought you were coming along on
the road to curmudgeon hood. You know, I was on
that cynical road back when you were just a drunken
glaze in your father's eye. It doesn't just happen. You
have to work at it. It's a twenty four hour
a day job. You can't just take an occasional stab
at it. You've got to make it your life I have.
You've got to decide are you going to be a
(25:43):
good head or a butt head?
Speaker 20 (25:45):
I know I've shown patience and compassion in the past,
but I want to be a butt head.
Speaker 12 (25:50):
Good, good, good. You're a fine boy, Bud. With a
little work, we can take care of that. You've got
to surround yourself with people of like mind, people who
think exactly like you do, people you can call a pal.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Are you my pal, Tommy, Yes, sir, I'm your pal,
good boy.
Speaker 12 (26:08):
How about a nice big glass of bi low callum m.
Speaker 20 (26:12):
Yeah, that'd be great. I really got thirsty out there
dodging all those bear tracks.
Speaker 12 (26:16):
Ah yes, And remember you can't fall in the trap
of saying what you think people want to hear. Speak
your mind, damn the consequences. Be a leader, be a curmudgeon, be.
Speaker 20 (26:27):
A yeah yeah butt head. I got it, I got it.
Let can I go now? I hate being a latchkey child.
Speaker 12 (26:33):
Well, if your mother would quit her job and stay
home like all women should, the world wouldn't be so
screwed up. Tell her, I said, give it up. She
can't have it all tomorrow And mister Rayford's neighborhood leaf flowers,
modern convenience or just another fiendish attempt to annoy me
personally till then get out of my yard, stay indoors,
(26:53):
and if your parents go out to eat, pretend you're sick,
stay home and quit ruining my life till then this
is mister Difford saying we're off at good that all
hold the little bastards off for a while, John.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Boya and Dilly you where saving?
Speaker 14 (27:19):
Good morning radio?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Dumb right, good Monday morning. Thanks, Joe's on the radio.
(27:51):
Let's turn it over to mister roubarb.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
What's up my niggles?
Speaker 21 (27:56):
What wait minute, Maybe that should be what's up my niggles?
Speaker 5 (28:01):
That's not mu. You got me straight tripping boo.
Speaker 14 (28:05):
You've got me straight tripping boo.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Don't hate on me. I want to make you laugh.
I'm here to bring joy.
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Hit.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
It's Stephen Randy Hi. Once upon a time there was
a class room.
Speaker 21 (28:20):
The teacher said, George, go to the map and find
North America. So George went up and said, here it is.
Teacher said correct, Now, class who discovered America? And the
class said, George, what's the difference between roast beef and
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pea soup? Don't know anyone can roast beef. A beckar
walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on radio drive.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
No, she was in Texas.
Speaker 21 (29:00):
Fancy, I haven't eaten anything in four days, the beggar said.
She looked at him and said, I wish I had
your will power. What is the best birth control for
senior citizens?
Speaker 19 (29:17):
What?
Speaker 5 (29:18):
Nay?
Speaker 21 (29:23):
Why should you plug your ears when you meet a
tennis player because he makes a lot of racket. Some
third grader somewhere is going to.
Speaker 5 (29:32):
Tell that labor today. What did the fisherman say to
the magician?
Speaker 14 (29:39):
What pick a cod?
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Any cod?
Speaker 21 (29:44):
Why did the Leopard baseball pitcher retire why he threw
his arm out? And now I end with a bang
with a funny story. This guy is though he was
on the out of the road, hitch hiking on a
very dark night and in the middle of a storm,
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a stormy that thunder sounds real. Well, the night was
rolling and no car went by. The storm was so
strong he could hardly see you. Feed ahead, up, who's
out there? Suddenly he saw a car coming towards him
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and it stopped.
Speaker 14 (30:31):
How what'll sounder?
Speaker 21 (30:34):
And the guy, without thinking about it, got in the
car and closed the door, just to realize there's nobody
behind the wheel. Well, the car starts slowly. The guy
looks at the road and sees a curve coming his way. Scared,
he starts to pray, begging for his life, when just
before he hits the curve, a hand appears through the
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window and moves the wheel. The guy paralyzed in error.
Watch how the hand appears every time before a curve.
The guy, keathery strength, gets out of the car and
runs to the nearest town. He goes into a bar
and asks for two shots of tequila and starts telling
everybody about the horrible experience. He went through a silence
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enveloped everybody when they realized the guy was crying.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
And he wasn't drunk.
Speaker 7 (31:23):
How did this sound?
Speaker 21 (31:28):
About half an hour later, two guys walked in the
same bar. The other looked at the other and said,
look that's the a hole that got in the car
while we were pushing it. Yeah, am I finished amusing
y'all like a yeah, quite like a clown.
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October to fourteenth.
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All he had to do was change one word and
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Hit it.
Speaker 22 (33:49):
Every Tuesday morning. There's a boy named astro Nerd. I'm
talking and all the space.
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The weirdest crap you ever heard. He bothers me with science.
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There's an e clip so on the way. Bothers me
with science.
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Science.
Speaker 22 (34:31):
His dance segment runs my day, bothers me with science.
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Simes science, please?
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When he runs his mouth off, he gets on my
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He bothers me with science. He bothers me with science.
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I know he's me with a side, and.
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Here he comes again.
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When he talks, I'm under.
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All this random noise up and.
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Clins fruity and he's got a bigger pat.
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He bothers me with signs.
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He bothers me with science.
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Welcome to Big Show Language LAMB. A guide to more
effective conversation. Today's episode more things women say. Many problems
in romantic and marital relationships start because what we hear
isn't really what they mean. Today, I'll look at ten
more common phrases women use, what men think they mean,
(37:33):
and what they actually mean. Let's begin. Number one. When
she says thanks, you think it means thanks, but it
really means.
Speaker 8 (37:44):
I would have done that in a completely different and
vastly superior way. But I do appreciate your clumsy, childlike effort.
Speaker 14 (37:52):
Number two. When she says nothing, you think it means
nothing's wrong, but it really means something is so wrong.
Speaker 8 (38:01):
I can't believe you don't already know what's wrong.
Speaker 14 (38:04):
Number three. When she says whatever you think, You think
it means the decision is up to you, but it
really means.
Speaker 8 (38:13):
You are about to make the wrong decision.
Speaker 14 (38:17):
Number four. When she says go ahead, you think it
means go ahead, but it really means.
Speaker 8 (38:24):
You are about to make a decision so wrong it
will haunt you for the rest of your life.
Speaker 14 (38:28):
Number five. When she says I'm tired, you think it
means I'm tired, but it really means.
Speaker 8 (38:36):
If any part of your body gets within three feet
of me, be prepared to lose it.
Speaker 14 (38:41):
Number six when she says now, you don't have to
do this, but you think it means.
Speaker 8 (38:48):
You may or may not want to do this. Please
don't feel obligated.
Speaker 14 (38:51):
But it really means I want you to do.
Speaker 8 (38:54):
This more than anything I've ever asked. Your answer will
change every aspect of our relationship in a fundamental way forever.
Speaker 14 (39:01):
Number seven, when she says I forgive you. You think
it means I forgive you, but it really means rather
than resort.
Speaker 8 (39:10):
To actual physical violence, I will be using this moment
to win every disagreement we have ever had for the
rest of our lives together, which frankly may not be
much longer.
Speaker 14 (39:21):
Number eight when she says maybe, You think it means maybe,
but it really means no. Number nine when she says
we'll see You think it means it's a possibility, but
it really means not a chance in hell. Number ten
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when she says yes, You think it means yes, but
it really means.
Speaker 8 (39:48):
Yes or maybe, but probably no and possibly not a
chance in hell.
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Here.
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me down this Monday. Then let me see. I've got
a bunch of papers here. Now I'm on how to
go get a donkey?
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I sense a story.
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We're called you should not call Butler, those kind of names.
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Oh, oh, buddy, Butler, here you go in with me.
We had a long weekend, had to go down the coast,
give a donkey to give with my cows and protect
them from some coy odes until we get a chance
to shoot them in the head.
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Not the cows in of course.
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I've never heard that. I didn't know that donks protected.
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Her like that.
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All they do man today, and they will. They don't
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gotta be careful with dogs around. But you know Pearl,
you know she's like she's gonna get out of the cart.
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All right, Hey, Joe, they hear me.
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Shaw had some money. Row up the party one yes.
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Minesday was a birthday party.
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Say it was like a wedding.
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Good to have a couple of the friends over all.
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Right, move of nose six and you.
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Study by scientists in the United States analyze the health
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eight study participants and found a link between a Mediterranean
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you'll be good for you.
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I was move up.
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Twenty twenty two, psychedelic rock band Jefferson Airplane was honored
with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
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I should I should have saved my picture of Grace
slick there to give away this.
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What do you think about Grace?
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We're a number one?
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I know?
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All right, Well, there you go.
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Food?
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Music here.
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You never see a fat vegetarian? No, it was Oh
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Ready go.
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Space walk the fame of a picture.
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Why the why I were on TAPA your news put
about twenty minutes away Monday morning playhouse, Good.
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Morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
We were just talking about Jefferson Airplane led by singing
her Grace slick of their star in the Hollywood Walk
of Fame this day, twenty twenty two.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Grace was on the.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Show A long time for that anyway, say she has
calmed down a little bit. What kind of pills she
used to be taking?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Check this out, and now.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Here's great slick for Flintstone vitamins.
Speaker 13 (09:03):
One pill looks like bunny and one pill.
Speaker 14 (09:09):
Shaped like bread.
Speaker 13 (09:11):
Hi, boys and girls, I'm Gracie Slick. You know, when
I was on the road with Jefferson Airplane in the sixties,
I chased a lot of white rabbits, and I usually
chase them with Scotch. Hey, but I don't get high anymore.
Speaker 15 (09:24):
Now.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
I like to get flintstoned.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
I just drop a.
Speaker 13 (09:28):
Couple of Betties or Dinos before a concert, and soon
I'm getting a buzz on vitamins and minerals, just like
that modern Stone age family down the street. Now, when
the White Night is talking backwards, I know my turntable's
probably just in reverse. So when the men on the
chessboard get up and tell you where to go, tell
them you're going for some Flintstone vitamins.
Speaker 16 (09:50):
Every good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
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Action.
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Hello friends, you're old pal Bert burn here with another
rip rattling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Today's episode have a heart.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
As our story opens, a doctor is speaking with his
elderly heart patient at Brushywood Memorial Hospital. Well, missus hender shot, I,
we have some good news for you.
Speaker 17 (11:01):
We're having the pepper steak I like tonight.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
No better than that.
Speaker 17 (11:06):
Oh, the young stud is on his way to give
me another sponge bab.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Better news than that.
Speaker 17 (11:12):
It's clean sheet day.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
No, sorry, well it.
Speaker 17 (11:16):
Better because I got so excited thinking about that sponge
bath I went and paid rent on last night's stuffed cabbage.
Speaker 10 (11:23):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
I know, missus hendershoan, we finally have some options for
that heart transplant.
Speaker 17 (11:29):
It's no sponge bath by Honky hunker Steen, but it's
better than nothing.
Speaker 8 (11:34):
What you got.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Well, we have three hearts to choose from. The first
is from a young athlete a curling accident.
Speaker 17 (11:41):
Apparently get hit in the head with one of the
heavy stone.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Fell through the ice.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
The second heart comes from a middle aged businessman who
smoked and drank ah.
Speaker 17 (11:50):
A big beat eater.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
I suppose vegan pass.
Speaker 17 (11:55):
The boys at Burpies Barbecue would never let me live that,
now you well.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
The last one is from a attorney who died after
celebrating his thirtieth year in business.
Speaker 17 (12:03):
Bingo, I'll take the lawyer's heart.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Lawyer's heart table for one coming right up, missus Hendershot,
If I might ask why the lawyer easy?
Speaker 8 (12:13):
It's never been used some of us.
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And how we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 17 (12:25):
Why he wasn't a vegan? Was he?
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the thick houseprou
wife of the vegan businessman say.
Speaker 14 (12:33):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
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Helly, you lindsay premise here when I'm on this side
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You know, I hate to break it to you, boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees.
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Who will I hold this?
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Bunny?
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Man.
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I got into those ghost pepper ones you talk. That
was too hot, boy, it was too hot by a wife.
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Oh boy, I.
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Loved was it good combination?
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you about that wasabi and.
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Soy two peanuts around the world.
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Man.
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get our language lab Monday Underway.
Speaker 8 (15:23):
Welcome to Big Show Language Lab, a guide to more
effective conversation. Today's episode Things Men Say. Many problems in
romantic and marital relationships start because what we hear isn't
really what they mean. Today a look at twelve common
phrases that men use with their wife or girlfriend, what
women think they mean, and what they actually mean. Number one,
(15:46):
When men say.
Speaker 14 (15:47):
Hey, can I help you make dinner? You think it means,
you know, I feel guilty because I don't do nearly
enough to help out around here, But it really means
why is dinner not already on the Tablenumber two, when
men say, hey, I brought you a surprise. You think
it means these roses are a spontaneous symbol of my
(16:08):
undying life, But it really means I stopped at Food
Janie to get beer and the girl in the flower
department was really hot. Number three. When men say you
look great, honey, You think it means you look great, honey,
but it really means, yeah, yeah, can we just go already?
Speaker 8 (16:29):
Number four. When men say, you.
Speaker 14 (16:32):
Know, I really like your friend Julie, you think it
means I find most of your friends pretty annoying, but Julie's.
Speaker 19 (16:38):
Not like that.
Speaker 14 (16:39):
But it really means Julie is definitely your hottest friend.
Speaker 8 (16:44):
Number five. When men say I miss.
Speaker 14 (16:47):
You, you think it means I miss you, but it
really means we're out of toilet paper and I can't
find the pizza cutter. When are you coming back?
Speaker 8 (16:58):
Number six. When men say whatever you want to do,
you think it means I'll.
Speaker 14 (17:03):
Let you make the decision, but it really means I
couldn't possibly care less about the decision at hand, and
we both know we're going to do what you want
to do anyway, So could you please just tell me
what that is?
Speaker 8 (17:17):
Number seven.
Speaker 14 (17:17):
When men say I was kidding, you think it means oops,
you took that in the worst possible way. How can
I get out of this? But it really means oops,
I accidentally said what I really think? How can I get.
Speaker 16 (17:30):
Out of this?
Speaker 8 (17:33):
Number eight. When men say.
Speaker 14 (17:35):
Let's take your car, you think it means I don't
really want to go, so I'm going to make you
drive me there, But it really means I don't really
want to go and my car is completely out of gas.
Speaker 8 (17:46):
Number nine, When men say.
Speaker 14 (17:49):
Why are you making such a big deal about this?
You think it means why do you have to make
everything so overly dramatic? But it really means how in
the world did you find out about this?
Speaker 8 (18:02):
Number ten, When men say.
Speaker 14 (18:04):
You're right, I'm sorry. You think it means I have
no defense for my actions. I admit my guilt and
throw myself on the mercy.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Of the court.
Speaker 14 (18:13):
But it really means, can you please stop talking? It's
almost time for SportsCenter.
Speaker 8 (18:20):
Number eleven.
Speaker 14 (18:21):
When men say, yeah, that sounds great. You think it
means to tell you the truth. I wasn't really listening,
but sure, how bad could it be?
Speaker 8 (18:29):
But it really means.
Speaker 14 (18:31):
That is literally the most painful idea I've ever heard.
But I might want to see you naked again at
some point in the future.
Speaker 8 (18:41):
And finally, Number twelve, When men say I love you,
you think it means.
Speaker 14 (18:46):
I know I don't say it en often. I know
I'm hard to get along with sometimes, but in my
own clumsy way, I really do love you.
Speaker 8 (18:54):
But it really means.
Speaker 14 (18:55):
This is the point where I want to see you naked.
Speaker 8 (19:01):
And that concludes this edition of Big Show Language Lamb
brought you by Hardgraves Potted Meat Products, chalk full of
peckers and lips Since nineteen thirty seven, God did.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
About the hour of this turning around on the women.
Oh it'll be fun, okay, right, today's John boy Jepardy.
On January ninth, fourteen ninety three, Christopher Columbus wrote in
his ship's log that he had spotted three of these
creatures near what is now the Dominican Republic. Well as
(19:33):
Entry said, excuse me, they are not so beautiful as
they were said to be, for their faces had some
masculine traits.
Speaker 8 (19:43):
Oh, who is Caitlin Jenner?
Speaker 3 (19:47):
A little before that time, what eight hundred big show
you told free line across America?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
We played John boyd Jepenity Next, Good Morning, it's a
(20:20):
big show on the radio world.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
It to you Monday morning. Today's feature track from the
Big Show bid Box, Carl Childers, It's the Great Pumpkin,
Charlie Brown, there's your key words. Great Pumpkin hit the
bid Box brought you by Lord Tiger's Motorcycle. Lawyers Red
should have win the custom Big Show Motorcycle. A big
show bike dot Com. There right now, let's live. Yeah,
(20:42):
it's live across America. It's John boyd Chapin and now
your host.
Speaker 15 (20:47):
It's kind of weird, but he's been eating a lot
of gummy bears lately, and he made us all promise
if you ever choked to death on one, to just
tell people he got killed by a bear and leave
it at that.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
He's John Boy, I said a Robbie out a reform Alabama.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Good morning, Robbie, Good morning.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Hell little buddy, you got the first shot at John
boy Jeopardy this morning.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
You must be living.
Speaker 6 (21:13):
Right, man, I must see.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
All right, we're talking about Christopher Columbus. He rode in
the ship's log that he had spotted three of these creatures.
Is that near what is now the Dominican Republic? Well,
his entry said they are not so beautiful as they
were said to be, for their faces had some masculine traits.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
What do you think, Robbie, was that.
Speaker 9 (21:39):
The mermaids that he he thought they were mermaids but
they were actually manatee.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Well, I don't know. Let's see, is mermaid your guess
or manatee?
Speaker 9 (21:51):
He saw mermaids, but he thought they were manatee. That's
my gift.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I think you got it. Yeah, no, you got it backwards.
Speaker 16 (22:01):
You know.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Well, let's say yeah, let's say here they gonna give
it to him. Yeah, let's figure it out.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Probably he thought they were mermaids, right right, If they
were manates, No, what that's some ugly suckers they are.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
But they are.
Speaker 15 (22:21):
Scuba dive with manatee, and they are the sweetest animals.
Speaker 6 (22:26):
They come up and nuzzle you.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
That's why Christopher Columbus just not as beautiful as they were, said.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
That as wild man. Don't some mermaids? No, kidd oh, he.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Still had his weight with them. But I just guess
that they were probably manates. But is that what they
said they were?
Speaker 15 (22:49):
You know they were many Well, the historians say so.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
He probably saw.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Them because he would know a dolphin looks like a fish. Okay,
I got it. No, I got it in my head.
That's what I needed, Roby.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
Try to analyze it.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
He's a numb ass. I won't walk over that a
little bit later.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
But good work for you, Robbie. The assortment of small
batch handcook peanuts from bird Tea County Peanuts headed down
to reform for you, man.
Speaker 9 (23:18):
I appreciate it. Can I get the shout out?
Speaker 2 (23:20):
You go ahead.
Speaker 9 (23:21):
I want to give a shout out to my wife
Cammy Barnes and my brother Doug was Barnes.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Just did that, Robbie. Appreciate you and yours listening to
the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
You will.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Right exciting next twenty minutes time capsule on the other
side of this report and get.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Us some money. Morning Live and mister Rubard.
Speaker 18 (24:15):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 12 (24:38):
It's a marginal day in the neighborhood with people like
you for a neighbor. Won't you move out? Won't you
move out? Hello, boys and girls. Mister Ryford here glad
to be able to add a little bit of class
to this otherwise juvenile redneck yuckfest and help straighten out
the new generation of crumb crutchers. Today's Adventure Day in
(25:01):
mister Rayford's neighborhood. Our special guest is little Tommy Vaughn. Well, Tommy,
how are you enjoying Adventure Day?
Speaker 7 (25:08):
So far?
Speaker 20 (25:08):
It's really neat mister Rayford. What a great idea of
putting all those old abandoned refrigerators with clubhouse painted on
them in your backyard. I haven't seen my brother Eddie
in the last few minutes, so do you think you
could help me find him?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Well, we'll talk about that later.
Speaker 12 (25:22):
You know, Tommy, I thought you were coming along on
the road to curmudgeon hood. You know, I was on
that cynical road back when you were just a drunken
glaze in your father's eye. It doesn't just happen. You
have to work at it. It's a twenty four hour
a day job. You can't just take an occasional stab
at it. You've got to make it your life I have.
You've got to decide are you going to be a
(25:43):
good head or a butt head?
Speaker 20 (25:45):
I know I've shown patience and compassion in the past,
but I want to be a butt head.
Speaker 12 (25:50):
Good, good, good. You're a fine boy, Bud. With a
little work, we can take care of that. You've got
to surround yourself with people of like mind, people who
think exactly like you do, people you can call a pal.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Are you my pal, Tommy, Yes, sir, I'm your pal,
good boy.
Speaker 12 (26:08):
How about a nice big glass of bi low callum m.
Speaker 20 (26:12):
Yeah, that'd be great. I really got thirsty out there
dodging all those bear tracks.
Speaker 12 (26:16):
Ah yes, And remember you can't fall in the trap
of saying what you think people want to hear. Speak
your mind, damn the consequences. Be a leader, be a curmudgeon, be.
Speaker 20 (26:27):
A yeah yeah butt head. I got it, I got it.
Let can I go now? I hate being a latchkey child.
Speaker 12 (26:33):
Well, if your mother would quit her job and stay
home like all women should, the world wouldn't be so
screwed up. Tell her, I said, give it up. She
can't have it all tomorrow And mister Rayford's neighborhood leaf flowers,
modern convenience or just another fiendish attempt to annoy me
personally till then get out of my yard, stay indoors,
(26:53):
and if your parents go out to eat, pretend you're sick,
stay home and quit ruining my life till then this
is mister Difford saying we're off at good that all
hold the little bastards off for a while, John.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Boya and Dilly you where saving?
Speaker 14 (27:19):
Good morning radio?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Dumb right, good Monday morning. Thanks, Joe's on the radio.
(27:51):
Let's turn it over to mister roubarb.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
What's up my niggles?
Speaker 21 (27:56):
What wait minute, Maybe that should be what's up my niggles?
Speaker 5 (28:01):
That's not mu. You got me straight tripping boo.
Speaker 14 (28:05):
You've got me straight tripping boo.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Don't hate on me. I want to make you laugh.
I'm here to bring joy.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Hit.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
It's Stephen Randy Hi. Once upon a time there was
a class room.
Speaker 21 (28:20):
The teacher said, George, go to the map and find
North America. So George went up and said, here it is.
Teacher said correct, Now, class who discovered America? And the
class said, George, what's the difference between roast beef and
(28:41):
pea soup? Don't know anyone can roast beef. A beckar
walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on radio drive.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
No, she was in Texas.
Speaker 21 (29:00):
Fancy, I haven't eaten anything in four days, the beggar said.
She looked at him and said, I wish I had
your will power. What is the best birth control for
senior citizens?
Speaker 19 (29:17):
What?
Speaker 5 (29:18):
Nay?
Speaker 21 (29:23):
Why should you plug your ears when you meet a
tennis player because he makes a lot of racket. Some
third grader somewhere is going to.
Speaker 5 (29:32):
Tell that labor today. What did the fisherman say to
the magician?
Speaker 14 (29:39):
What pick a cod?
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Any cod?
Speaker 21 (29:44):
Why did the Leopard baseball pitcher retire why he threw
his arm out? And now I end with a bang
with a funny story. This guy is though he was
on the out of the road, hitch hiking on a
very dark night and in the middle of a storm,
(30:07):
a stormy that thunder sounds real. Well, the night was
rolling and no car went by. The storm was so
strong he could hardly see you. Feed ahead, up, who's
out there? Suddenly he saw a car coming towards him
(30:29):
and it stopped.
Speaker 14 (30:31):
How what'll sounder?
Speaker 21 (30:34):
And the guy, without thinking about it, got in the
car and closed the door, just to realize there's nobody
behind the wheel. Well, the car starts slowly. The guy
looks at the road and sees a curve coming his way. Scared,
he starts to pray, begging for his life, when just
before he hits the curve, a hand appears through the
(30:54):
window and moves the wheel. The guy paralyzed in error.
Watch how the hand appears every time before a curve.
The guy, keathery strength, gets out of the car and
runs to the nearest town. He goes into a bar
and asks for two shots of tequila and starts telling
everybody about the horrible experience. He went through a silence
(31:18):
enveloped everybody when they realized the guy was crying.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
And he wasn't drunk.
Speaker 7 (31:23):
How did this sound?
Speaker 21 (31:28):
About half an hour later, two guys walked in the
same bar. The other looked at the other and said,
look that's the a hole that got in the car
while we were pushing it. Yeah, am I finished amusing
y'all like a yeah, quite like a clown.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
See you losers like.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Good money, y'all? Big shows on your radio.
Speaker 5 (31:57):
Hello, you perky early ride.
Speaker 19 (32:00):
Here's here's just the thing to wake you up and
get your blood pumping, The John Boy and Billy Big Show. Why,
before you know it, you'll be bouncing off the walls
just like me. Oh why oh wah.
Speaker 10 (32:23):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
See what I mean? Good morning bag show on the radio.
(33:01):
October to fourteenth.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
You having a birthday, Happy birthday, Sharon One was singer
Thomas Doleby Thomas Doley sixty six, this big hit.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
She blinded me with science.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
You remember that science clavering my scond I'm beautiful, that's burty
good to the big and.
Speaker 6 (33:20):
I can't find.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Sorry I like that part.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
I forgot about that. So then yeah, of course the
big show music team got a hold of it. Astro Nerd.
All he had to do was change one word and
a few lyrics. He bothered me with science.
Speaker 7 (33:42):
Hit it.
Speaker 22 (33:49):
Every Tuesday morning. There's a boy named astro Nerd. I'm
talking and all the space.
Speaker 7 (34:00):
The weirdest crap you ever heard. He bothers me with science.
Speaker 22 (34:06):
He bothers me with science, annoys me with the storm me.
Speaker 7 (34:16):
There's an e clip so on the way. Bothers me
with science.
Speaker 10 (34:21):
Science.
Speaker 22 (34:31):
His dance segment runs my day, bothers me with science.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Simes science, please?
Speaker 7 (34:45):
Is it short enough? Weirdo sounds like something creep herve.
Speaker 22 (34:52):
When he runs his mouth off, he gets on my
last good nerve.
Speaker 7 (35:00):
He bothers me with science. He bothers me with science.
Speaker 9 (35:07):
I know he's me with a side, and.
Speaker 7 (35:11):
I tell you what his old Solary Clintons can't come
soon enough.
Speaker 23 (35:16):
For me, good heavens, mister spaceman, you're nerve wracking. Want
you head on back to your home planet now known
from here.
Speaker 7 (35:35):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 11 (35:36):
Here he comes again.
Speaker 7 (35:38):
When he talks, I'm under.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
All this random noise up and.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Clins fruity and he's got a bigger pat.
Speaker 7 (35:52):
He stuck onto his baseball app. I don't know what
his deal is. He's about to make me stamp.
Speaker 14 (36:03):
He bothers me with signs.
Speaker 7 (36:06):
He bothers me with science.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Wait, thank you, Good morning, got the Big Show on
the radio. Hang on for a second Language lab in
the morning. Versus tell you the prize pack we're gonna
play for on beating the Blonde is a hat, a
T shirt, a tumbler and a twenty five dollars gas
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Speaker 14 (37:10):
Welcome to Big Show Language LAMB. A guide to more
effective conversation. Today's episode more things women say. Many problems
in romantic and marital relationships start because what we hear
isn't really what they mean. Today, I'll look at ten
more common phrases women use, what men think they mean,
(37:33):
and what they actually mean. Let's begin. Number one. When
she says thanks, you think it means thanks, but it
really means.
Speaker 8 (37:44):
I would have done that in a completely different and
vastly superior way. But I do appreciate your clumsy, childlike effort.
Speaker 14 (37:52):
Number two. When she says nothing, you think it means
nothing's wrong, but it really means something is so wrong.
Speaker 8 (38:01):
I can't believe you don't already know what's wrong.
Speaker 14 (38:04):
Number three. When she says whatever you think, You think
it means the decision is up to you, but it
really means.
Speaker 8 (38:13):
You are about to make the wrong decision.
Speaker 14 (38:17):
Number four. When she says go ahead, you think it
means go ahead, but it really means.
Speaker 8 (38:24):
You are about to make a decision so wrong it
will haunt you for the rest of your life.
Speaker 14 (38:28):
Number five. When she says I'm tired, you think it
means I'm tired, but it really means.
Speaker 8 (38:36):
If any part of your body gets within three feet
of me, be prepared to lose it.
Speaker 14 (38:41):
Number six when she says now, you don't have to
do this, but you think it means.
Speaker 8 (38:48):
You may or may not want to do this. Please
don't feel obligated.
Speaker 14 (38:51):
But it really means I want you to do.
Speaker 8 (38:54):
This more than anything I've ever asked. Your answer will
change every aspect of our relationship in a fundamental way forever.
Speaker 14 (39:01):
Number seven, when she says I forgive you. You think
it means I forgive you, but it really means rather
than resort.
Speaker 8 (39:10):
To actual physical violence, I will be using this moment
to win every disagreement we have ever had for the
rest of our lives together, which frankly may not be
much longer.
Speaker 14 (39:21):
Number eight when she says maybe, You think it means maybe,
but it really means no. Number nine when she says
we'll see You think it means it's a possibility, but
it really means not a chance in hell. Number ten
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when she says yes, You think it means yes, but
it really means.
Speaker 8 (39:48):
Yes or maybe, but probably no and possibly not a
chance in hell.
Speaker 14 (39:53):
And that concludes this edition of Big Show Language Lab
brought to you by Hard Graves potted meat products chock
full of peckers and lips since nineteen thirty seven.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
I think we've learned something without trying too hard here Tomorrow, well,
let's play Beating the Blonde. See if any of it
holds here, and take tam Ready one ain't under Big
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