February 10, 2025 • 41 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, got a case of the Mondays? - Robert Earl Keen sums up that feeling with his song, “Swerving’ In My Lane”.. - It’s Chronic Lyricosis Awareness Day and we’ve got the perfect spokesman.. - Oliver explains why he thinks Valentine’s Day is just a Scam.. - Mad Max has had it with tipping.. - Jive Mother Mary has a new single - we’ll give it a spin.. - and Mr. Rhubarb will finish up the day for us…
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Good morning, I got the Big Show on the radio
coming up. We beat the Blonde for a Happy Herd
prize Pike. Happy Herd makes top quality attractings, mentals and
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(00:23):
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hang on when you some in minutes with figure National
Hangover Day. What a great day for Mad Max. All right,
(00:45):
let's get this call Hello Big showjohnbo Belly.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Oh Mad Max here? How's it going by that? How
you think it's going?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Sound kind of mad?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Well, of course I'm mad. I'm mannering a mud fence.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Wait, that's how ugly anyway, set back, boys, ladies and gentlemen.
I am announcing I about had a buttload of tipping
people any time I buy something. Lately, seems like everybody
and his brother trying to get a tip out of it.
I'm sorry that didn't come out right. Let me try
it again.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Everybody and his brother or sister is trying to get
a tip out of it. Now.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
The people that work the fast food drive through a
window try to be sneaky about the tip deal. You
notice that they hand that little touchscreen swiper out in
the wind and say, it's just gonna ask you a
few questions. And they say it like goodness gracious, poor
little o me has no earthly idea.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
What kind of questions they might be.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well, my big old butt, we know exactly what the
questions are. Number one, tap here to leave a tip.
Number two tap here to leave an even bigger tip, y'all.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I hate to pick on restaurant people.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I know it can be a hard job, and I
got absolutely no problem with tipping a waitress in a
full service place, especially if she's hot. So I'll tip
a barber or a car mechanic that knows what they're doing,
But tipping a guy for handing a to go bag
out the drive through window play. Speaking of sneaky, I
(02:21):
see restaurants have started putting all kinds of additional fees
on their bill.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Lately. A fee is a tip you pay, whether you
agree to it or not.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
By the way, at the bottom of the ticket, it'll
say something like this fee will be used to increase
employee compensation, or this fee is designed to offset expenses. Well,
looks like I'm paying twenty eight dollars for about four
bucks worth of food. Now I'm no expert on the
restaurant business, but I think y'all are supposed to use
(02:54):
some of that to compensate people at offset expenses. Well,
my search is trying to keep prices down. They are huh, Well,
how's that working out? Does it seem like prices are
staying down to you? Because tipping doesn't seem to be
keeping my prices down at all. But max if people
(03:14):
didn't tip, restaurants would have to pay people more, which
means that have to raise prices. I heard this argument
a lot. Well, okay, how much would the prices go up?
Is it twenty percent?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Couse? To be honest with you, I'd probably take that
deal because.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
The guy handing cheeseburgers out the window at Burger Hud
is asking for more than that every time I go
in there lately.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
So to sum it all, up.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
No, I don't like to tip. Yes it's because I'm cheap. Yes,
I'll do it when people deserve it. And no, I
ain't never gonna quit.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Bitching about it. Go till next time.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
This is Mad Max saying, sit down, shut up, and quit.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Runing my lunch. I'm more billy. We'll all have a nice.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Right alright, Well, let's play some beating the Blonde for
that Happy Herd prize packs. Open up the lines at
one eight hundred, Big show. We'll get the contestant play next.
(04:37):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Cuts
off our album songs we love to sing. I was
inspired by the wonderful music of the super Bowl yesterday,
carrying on over here, and of course I'm mad Max. Monday.
Who that's a you must every Monday?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
All right, write that down.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Still rapping Warren Burton to come in the radio premiere
my favorite Southern rock man, Jive Mother Mary, Make It
Out Alive, will be premiered right around an hour from
right now. If you're gonna have to get out and
miss it, catch up with us the John Boynbilly Late
Risers podcast every Monday through fry. Hey. Right now, let's
(05:19):
play it's beat the Blonde. It's our contestant. I'm a Dandridge, Tennessee.
I'd be Steve. Good morning, Steve.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Morn John boy.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Hey you doing man?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I'm all right? Hi about you? Great?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I'm doing great?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Burn All right, man? We today. We got a blonde
right here. She is so delightful to be around. Even
just feel it over the radio. How I will ask
her some questions. You agree or disagree with her? Answer
two bells before two buzzers, and you win. Okay, go
(06:03):
on me, okay, all right, Well I got three questions,
so let's see what take take can do with them.
According to according to medical researchers, what is the single
best way to live longer and avoid heart disease?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
To live longer marry an angry, much older man.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Longer?
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Like it?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
But yeah, yeah, I don't seem like What about for
the rest for the rest of us?
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Exercise? The medical researchers say, get up and do something.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
The single best way is exercise. Steve, agree or disagree.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I will agree with that.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
That's the way to do it. Of course, exercise sle
the best way. I was hoping it would be something. Well,
I could sit here, have you seen them a little pedal,
say advertising on TV most ridiculously. I work out these
at work under your desk. I know what you're doing.
(07:06):
You know why you're not doing nothing. If you're gonna
think about mind not just move your feet under your
Oh o, guys, un, let's see uh number two? One
more bail and you gotta see halfway home? Okay, Tayter,
on the average, how much does your liver way?
Speaker 6 (07:27):
Now you're asking me on the day after the super
hangover day?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
So were we talking before? After that?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
It's just on the average. And this is like everybody's liver,
not just.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Okay, everybody's liver is about five pounds.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Saying about five pounds on the liver? Steve, agree or disagree? Uh?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I think I will disagree on that.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Oh well, so Date, you only miss it about two
pounds which was three? Which way?
Speaker 7 (08:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
It was three pounds?
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I have a good work with Steve and DATEA. I
love it when we get a contestant waiting for the
prize pack. Yours should be somewhere in Dandridge after you
talk to Jackie. Sorry about that, Tater, Hey, I'm glad
you won. Okay, yes, Ka ain't that sweet. It was
only contestant moment. Find the money hour. Top of your news,
(08:45):
I mentioned Ward Burton rapping off songs we love to sing.
You got it on the other.
Speaker 8 (08:50):
Side, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
It's a big show on the radio going tracks of
these John Moore billy album songs we love to sing.
It's available in the big Box. It's a big show
dot com, or you'll find this cutting edge tune for
my man Ford Burton. Yo, Yo, check too, check too.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
South Boston, Virginia in the high I said, South Boston,
Virginia in the high.
Speaker 9 (09:54):
Wow, my spot is that?
Speaker 10 (10:02):
All right?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Y'all?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Hold on your second hid cat, Hey give it to
the help with the help, help Hobby. You don't stop
the rocking to the bang bang bog. You say up
jump the buggy to the rhythm of the buggy to
beat bo Right up, y'all. From Bill Davis racing Big
Fat Kempins. What y'all are facing? I'm the VIP demand
of c Big W two, the Aid twenty two, the
(10:25):
man from Dodge, biggest gangster in.
Speaker 11 (10:27):
The whole garage.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
I've got the cop, got the motor, great big cat
on the skid, still low the hom killer.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
It ain't no feller.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Don't mess around with the big caterpillar.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I'm fooled.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I ain't no fool I just opened up my own
speech in school.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Mc blake.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
That's for sake, see me coming. You're going to be hurting.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I'm catboy. Keep that boy. My spot's a.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Whole lot better than bat boy killer another big caterpillar.
When I hit the mic, it's always a feller.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
That ain't enough to make you flip your wig.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Come on down to the souvenir, Rick, what a tailor?
Pox up round the outside, rounding outside, rounding outside, TAILI
fox cult round the outside.
Speaker 9 (11:10):
You down with c At, You down with c At,
You down with c a t.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
All right, that's enough, it is mess now peace. We
are way to your mama.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Now, good morning. That's a big show on the radio. Well,
(11:55):
a new year means a new you. As they said
here to put that theory to the test, is the
artist formerly known as Astro Nerd. So you're still working
on you act?
Speaker 9 (12:06):
I'm fine. How are you happy?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
New year?
Speaker 9 (12:08):
John Boy?
Speaker 7 (12:11):
And yes, I'm still working on my act? You see,
John Boy. In the world of comedy.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Is this gonna take long? Maybe?
Speaker 7 (12:19):
In the world of comedy. My fellow comedians and I
are always refining and perfecting our craft, searching for that
one perfect stick. Carrot Top is a prop comic. Jeff
Foxworthy does that whole You might be a rednick if
stuff Eli Manning does the sports stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Eli Manning isn't really a comedian, tell me about it.
Speaker 9 (12:39):
He stinks. But I'm working on something called Nietzsch giggles.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
That sounds like a stripper's name.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Stealing.
Speaker 9 (12:53):
So I've got asks.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
For all these different Nietzche markets. You know what I'm saying,
Boat shows and sales meetings, big Parma you mean big Pharma, No,
big Parma, and my Italians throw a lot of shindy eggs.
But the one I'm getting ready for is a big
golf banquet.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
You want to preview?
Speaker 9 (13:08):
Yeses awesome? Do my intro?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's get this over with.
Here's your headliner joke nerd five.
Speaker 7 (13:20):
That's one over four. I'm that good. So have we
got any golfers in the audience. You think I'm a
big golf guy. I love being on the green. I
like big putts and I cannot lie.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Oh God, Jackie got.
Speaker 9 (13:38):
Well, of course.
Speaker 7 (13:42):
Interesting thing about golf, no matter how bad you are,
you could always be worse, thank you.
Speaker 9 (13:52):
But there's lots of ways to improve your game.
Speaker 7 (13:55):
Take lessons, practice, or my favorite cheat I play in
the eighties. If it gets any warmer than that, I
get dehydrated. S Tater the eighties. If the guy playing
against can't remember if he had a five or six
on a hole, I just put down an eight because
(14:16):
he's a damn liar. This guy knows what I'm talking about.
People ask me my handicap, I'm telling him I know
how to add correctly. A golfer is only as good
as his clubs. I learned that a long time ago.
Never buy a putter until you see how far you
can throw it.
Speaker 9 (14:38):
Thank you. You know what they say. If you hit
it to the left, it's a slice. If you hit
it to the right, it's a hook. If you hit
it straight, it's a miracle. This guy knows what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
A friend of mine gave me a tip on how
to take five strokes off my game.
Speaker 9 (14:58):
It's called an eraser. Well, at least he got it.
That's something.
Speaker 7 (15:06):
The last time I played, I hit two good balls.
I stepped on a ring. Golf is big on TV.
I don't know what the policy is. I fall, golf
is big on TV. You know why golf announcers whisper.
They don't want to wake up the people watching the game.
I was playing with a friend last fall. We were
(15:26):
getting ready to tee off on the eleventh hole, and
then we saw this funeral procession going past. My friend
took off his hat. He bowed his head as the
hearst passed as I said, boy, that there is a
class move. It's really nice to see some respect in
this world. And he said, well, I felt I had to.
We were married for thirty five years.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
And see not great but also not great.
Speaker 7 (15:52):
So you're saying I'm getting better. Listen, I'll be back
next month. I'm doing a show for a nudist camp.
Speaker 9 (16:00):
See on weier jokes they're not very long.
Speaker 7 (16:03):
Get it more often than you. I tell you by
my new girlfriend. She's a stripper named nietzsch giggles.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
If what we're saying, you're welcome once again.
Speaker 9 (16:14):
Damn playing well done?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Later, this makes you. On the radio, John bop Ben
and Tanler Fellers ran to.
Speaker 12 (16:23):
Jackie and you listening, Hi, how you are listening to
toe of the funniest guys on the radio and my
fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge, John Boy and Philly
on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Are they funny? Are they funny? Oh? Good morning. It's
(17:23):
a Big Show on the radio. And you can win
John Boy's wonderful Thing number one hundred and thirty one.
And I'm selling my wonderful bag of challenge coins. This
is a US Air Force Challenge coins. We've got my
rocket money if we don't names of Bays and marble
(17:48):
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challenge coin. Check it out. I'll get your name of
the hat for it at the Big Show dot com.
My favorite Southern rock band Love my Boy's Caring on tradition,
familiar with Sherman Pratt, The Big Show Brats, you go
see job Mother Mary, you'll see him on base. Hang on,
(18:10):
We've got some very spezzile in minutes with the boys.
The Big Show rolls on. Good morning, Big Shows on
the radio. All right, glad you're with us here this
Monday morning, February tenth. As I was telling you my
favorite Southern rock band Jib, Mother Mary just release their
newest single, make It Out, a live recorded live at
Saturday six Studios, Atlanta, Georgia. Getting ready to hear that.
(18:33):
You can stream it on Spotify, Apple Music, or wherever
you stream your music. You head over to YouTube and
watch the live performance video shot in studio during the recording.
You can check out that video YouTube dot com slash
jive mother Mary all lower case letters that matter, doesn't matter,
(18:53):
all right, job mother Mary. You can find the link
on the Big Show Facebook page as well, and if
you are the Knoxville, Tennessee area, make sure to catch
them live at the Shed February twenty eighth and follow
the boys on Facebook and Instagram at jib mother Mary.
So here it is radio premiere Make It Out Alive?
Speaker 13 (19:50):
Man, I ain't been myself.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Minds of this sensor?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Where's my he.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Been called up?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Ben the ji.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Fello my make it out a lot? Just can't seen
to get together. Black cloud above my head.
Speaker 13 (20:22):
That's always there, does ain't forever since I've been about
the weather, honey.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Ain't nose for the well.
Speaker 14 (20:38):
I ain't gonna change unless you wanted to.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Yesterday.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
This struggle to.
Speaker 14 (20:47):
Survive all just trying to live.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Do don't get it for you.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Ain't no one gonna make it out.
Speaker 14 (20:58):
Wanna lie this balldamn me? I can see.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 14 (21:19):
Shame that you ain't got noe else to blame.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Put the blame on me.
Speaker 13 (21:35):
Whatever helps you deprive.
Speaker 14 (21:41):
You just remember baby may no one don't know.
Speaker 15 (21:45):
Maybe get out.
Speaker 14 (22:14):
My pin't gonna change and let you want it.
Speaker 13 (22:20):
It's the day struggles who survive.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
All the struggle live.
Speaker 15 (22:29):
I'll get it for you.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Ain't norm gonna make it all.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
The last side.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Wels was awesome, Mad sins. Well you boys, y'all got
it going on, man, keep it up. Jive mother Mary.
See the video YouTube dot com slash Jive Mother Mary. Hi, y'all, Well,
let's play wordy word one eight hundred Big Show you
told free line. We'll get a couple of contestants and
play next. Good morning. It's a mix Shaw on the radio,
(23:46):
runing to your Monday Februy wear in tenth our feature,
Dracing to make Show, vent Box Unknown History, al Capone
and the Valentine's Dame as occurs. Our hero Clyde de
camel is prominent. Check it out of the Big Box
at the Big Show dot Com. Right now, let's play.
I had everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Word, that the wording word.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Let's meet their contestants. We got John from Simpsonville, South Carolina.
Good morning, John, wry Hey do good buddy, Welcome.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
We got Haven out of Peterstown, West Virginia. Good morning, Haven,
Good morning, John Boy, Good morning. All right, boys, welcome
South Carolina, West Virginia. Playing the more to work. Haven,
you got Tater on your side. What hey, Hey, how
you doing? And then it'll be John Boy and John Right?
(24:45):
All right, Haven, you relax, me and John to go
for the first thirty seconds. All right, John, are you
ready to go?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Buddy?
Speaker 10 (24:54):
You bet?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
All right, let's see what we can do. Start the
clock now. You put medicine on your scrape and hope
it will blank. It'll be better, it will yes, uh huh.
If you graduate high school, they give you a high
school in a box, it says, yes, uh huh. All right, Okay,
this is when we're gonna blank the weather like that's
(25:16):
old news. Let's let's get a blank. Let's turn on
the TV. Get a blank on the weather, like, what's
the opposite of down? Okay, that's the first part of
the word give me an up?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
What?
Speaker 10 (25:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Okay, what we do too to start off with? So
here we go with Taylor and Haven for their round one.
Ready have I read there and go?
Speaker 9 (25:44):
Uh yeah?
Speaker 6 (25:45):
So you you do this? You get one of these, yes, sir,
thank you. This young lady is who you date before
you get married.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
She is your.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
But before you give her a ring. Yes, you go
to your parents and ask their what No, you ask
for their opinion. You asked for their what would you
do you ask for their Tell me, boy, yes.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
This is when the prices go up. It's called yes, sir,
you might need a mid day one of these food.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
A buzzer. Haven ain't a good work, y'all? Put a
four on the board to take the lead for the two.
All right, all right, John, we ain't out of reach, buddy,
We can bounce back with some points.
Speaker 10 (26:31):
Here.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Are you ready to go?
Speaker 10 (26:34):
I'm ready to hit right.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Let's doing this. Start the clock now, give me I'm hungry.
Give me a little blank to hold me over to dinner.
Speaker 10 (26:44):
Advertiser No, no packing, Yes, that's it. That's it.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Rhymes with it.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
You run a race on the race, Yeah, rhymes with it.
You smoking this cocaine and a pipe. Yeah, rhymes with
it a blank pile them up? I hey, yeah rhymes
where the opposite of white opposite white uh huh rhymes
whether it just not enough time for that. So that
(27:12):
was a five on the board. Out of board, John,
we put some points what we needed at a seven.
So tator in Haven three will tie, four, will win it.
You ready, Haven, I'm ready, all right and go.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Another name for a pushpin a thumb yep, rhymes with it.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
You might get blanked across the face that in wrestling
they call it blank down. Uh, don't blink them. Don't
blink ye say it blank your mouth while you're chewing. No,
it rhymes it rhymes with the other word. Uh uh
blank crackle pop.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
No, that's not it. Yeah, okay, he said, Oh did
what you say?
Speaker 14 (27:53):
Say it again?
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Just make your mouth make sump. Oh no that's not right.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Uh you get no, oh go on it hung up
on smack. I don't think they have a smack.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
It was.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
I see where you're going with that.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Well, uh, Haven came up a little short, buddy, But
you can try again anytime. We appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
First time caller.
Speaker 16 (28:18):
All right, my man, and can I give a shutout?
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Of course you can.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Okay.
Speaker 16 (28:24):
I want to give a shout out to my fiance
k Ballard, my kids, my grandkids, my great grandkids, the
Peterstown Pirates, the James and Roe Mavericks, and the West
Virginia Mountaineers.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Well how about you, haven I hear you there, buddy beyond?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Well, thank you and your family that having up been
beautiful West Virginia. Buddy, have a great day. And John,
look at you down Simpsonville getting the big old Prize
pact and the victory good works.
Speaker 10 (28:56):
Huh yeah, pulled down My birthday's under eleven to give
birthday president.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
All right, good deal, Boddy. You know that's from all
of us.
Speaker 10 (29:06):
Can I get a shout out?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (29:08):
You go ahead to my door, my Duran wife Doreen,
and all my all of her family that year.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
All right, buddy, you hang on John, Jack can hook you.
Speaker 10 (29:18):
Up, you bet.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
The morning back shows on the radio. It has bien
request time Holly Concaine out of Newbern, North Carolina. They say,
Holly says, hey guys, please play a married man with
my husband Lewis. He thinks he has it bad. Well,
l Y am I love you man, and Holly, you
got it for your hub coming up next. Good morning, Litten,
(30:07):
make shore on the radio Monday to Friday. About this time,
when will you take requests? Best you might have heard
on to make show take us big good tracking them down.
Holly Kincaid had a beautiful Newburn, North Carolina. There, guys,
please play a married man for my husband Lewis he
thinks he hasn't bad's help out your husband.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Al here we go.
Speaker 10 (30:38):
My readman.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
My readman drives around in a minivan.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
God, my wife and some kids.
Speaker 5 (30:45):
His whole life's on the kids.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Hey, there goes to my read man. How's he feel?
Speaker 5 (30:53):
Listen, dude, this part guy's really screwed, hanging on by
a thread, record out loaf of bread. Hey, there there
goes the memory man. Got a big gas grew, buys
his clothes at the gap and he's just about had
enough for this card. Married man, manory man, friendly neighborhood,
(31:19):
married man life for him, has no single life or
lett him do what the she says.
Speaker 17 (31:26):
It's about time he grouve. Well, Ma, there's a screwl
we you'll find.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
The married mine.
Speaker 11 (31:33):
As our story opens, the California Odyssey continues. The Action
Friends have just taken on the Osbornes in a celebrity
edition of the Family Fracas TV game show.
Speaker 9 (31:50):
All Right, thanks a lot, everybody.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
That's a wrapp so college buddy, how'd you link it went?
Speaker 9 (31:54):
We're number one horsball's rule rocker role.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
I'd answer your question. Gee, I didn't think it was
that bad. Hey, we got beat two hundred and fifty
to nothing by the Osbournes.
Speaker 11 (32:08):
I do old chucky girls, a little bit of naxious.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
I like her mama though. Hey, good job, guys.
Speaker 9 (32:13):
We have fun, no our feelings. Hey, drinking god, you
say you had some some scufs with you?
Speaker 11 (32:19):
Yeah, I cleaned out the mini bar back at the hotel.
I got him right here in my utility bell.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
I like you, big guy.
Speaker 11 (32:24):
I like you, devil guy. Okay, fellows, got a big
day tomorrow. We probably ought to turn in.
Speaker 9 (32:31):
Hey, who's a buskiller?
Speaker 3 (32:34):
That's Captain Marry guy.
Speaker 9 (32:35):
He ain't a big drinker A nurse to me, Okay, mate,
let's rock.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Hey, honeys, where are we going all the way to daylight?
Speaker 7 (32:41):
Big girl?
Speaker 1 (32:42):
And it sounds good to me.
Speaker 9 (32:43):
Hey, give me one of the mini Bodels.
Speaker 7 (32:46):
I like you, big girl.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
She about halfway while we got married man, shouldn't we
put a stop to this jum, I wouldn't even know
where to start.
Speaker 11 (32:54):
Come on, let's just get on back to the hotel.
Next morning, morning, married man, You sure are up early.
I was just checking out the early morning news.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Anything big happening not really coming up?
Speaker 6 (33:10):
Looks like another beautiful La day on the way, Doctor
Fred will give us your action weather forecast. Action News
at Daybreak continues after these messages.
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off her dynamic duo.
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Hey, y'all watch this.
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Speaker 7 (34:08):
Okay, now can we go back home?
Speaker 11 (34:13):
You know that it might not be a bad idea,
Hollie Hendenburg, looks like there is such a thing as
too much media exposure.
Speaker 9 (34:23):
Killed on again.
Speaker 11 (34:23):
Next time, when we'll hear Captain Action Girl say, I
told you.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
It was gonna work out, stupid, Captain Action Guy say, hey,
my guys, I got free DVDs for everybody.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
And Ozzy say thro good.
Speaker 11 (34:37):
Don't miss on next speak that tightening adventure, Same married time,
Same married channel.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Looks well, there's a school.
Speaker 17 (34:45):
Looks you'll find the married mine.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. I
love four Days of Valentine's Got time? Do you make
your John Mooremilly Valentine's album for your lover? Gotta have
the Valentine's Day Massacre in there featuring Clyde the Camel.
He's so sexy.
Speaker 16 (35:29):
What I love you?
Speaker 1 (35:31):
If you like this for some reason, the keyword is
Clyde in the big Box, the Big Show, Dot God
listen it.
Speaker 9 (35:39):
We all know history, but there's so much more we
don't know.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
I'm Sir David Attenborough and this is unknown history. Chicago,
nineteen twenty five on the brisk January Day, Johnny Torreon,
the crime boss of Chicago, retired, and a new boss
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filled his shoes. His name was Alphonse Capone and he
ruled the Windy City with an iron fist. He was
the face of organized crime in America. But what you
don't know is he was only the face the mastermind
hid behind the scenes. His name.
Speaker 9 (36:34):
Was Clyde.
Speaker 7 (36:35):
He yah, Yes, the brains behind the nation's biggest crime
syndicate was a camel. His identity was known by a
rare fuel, very rare. Clyde knew early on that his
anonymity was paramoun. He needed a smoke screen, a diversion,
(36:55):
a larger than life character who would be his avatar?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
But who.
Speaker 7 (37:05):
After a lively evening in the theater, Clyde had an
epiphany a hair. He chose a young up and coming
stage actor named britt Margolis Farwood. He carefully crafted his
persona and with a little reconstructive surgery and a brand
new wardrobe, created the man you know as Al Capo.
(37:26):
You can go a long way with a smile, You
can go a lot farther with a smile.
Speaker 9 (37:31):
And a gun.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Oh no no.
Speaker 7 (37:40):
And while everyone had their eyes on Capone, Clyde worked
his magic. He built an illegal empire worth one hundred
billion dollars in today's money, that's one point five billion dollars.
(38:06):
But where it is the head that wears the crowd,
Capone had a bullseye on his back. Greed and jealousy
drove people like Bugs Moran to try and eliminate Scarface,
but Clyde couldn't have anything happened to him, So he
did what any good businessman would due, and on February fourteenth,
(38:29):
nineteen twenty nine, Clyde liquidated the competition. It would become
known as the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre. With that message
set Capone was safe. Chicago became the crime capital.
Speaker 9 (38:50):
Of the world. But it wouldn't last.
Speaker 7 (38:53):
You see, like most actors, britt Margolus Farwood began to
live the role. Driven by his enormous ego, he decided
it was time he take the raids. Clyde remained calm,
cool and collected. He quietly sent a messenger to Elliot
Ness of the US Treasury Department. He delivered a package
(39:22):
of bookkeeping legers. These would implicate al Capone in a
colossal tax evasion.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Scheme.
Speaker 7 (39:31):
This cord finds Alphax Gabriel Capone.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Guilty.
Speaker 7 (39:40):
The man the world knew as al Capone was released
from prison in nineteen thirty nine, his mind ravaged by
venereal disease. He died a slow, painful death. He was penniless.
The question that has never been answered was what became
of his vast four well. Clyde retired quietly, investing in
(40:04):
a mattress company in t Neeck, New Jersey. In nineteen
forty five, a malfunction in the machine that made the
inner springs.
Speaker 9 (40:11):
Produced a weak, thin, flimsy spring.
Speaker 7 (40:15):
Now, anyone else might have just fixed the machine and
moved on, but not Clyde.
Speaker 9 (40:22):
So now you know who to thank every.
Speaker 7 (40:24):
Time you play with a slinky The Bigging your egg.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Until next time.
Speaker 7 (40:35):
This is Sir David Edinburgh reminding you that it's not
the history.
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That's known, it's the history unknown.
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Hangover Day. What a great day for Mad Max. All right,
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let's get this call Hello Big showjohnbo Belly.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Oh Mad Max here? How's it going by that? How
you think it's going?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Sound kind of mad?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Well, of course I'm mad. I'm mannering a mud fence.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Wait, that's how ugly anyway, set back, boys, ladies and gentlemen.
I am announcing I about had a buttload of tipping
people any time I buy something. Lately, seems like everybody
and his brother trying to get a tip out of it.
I'm sorry that didn't come out right. Let me try
it again.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Everybody and his brother or sister is trying to get
a tip out of it. Now.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
The people that work the fast food drive through a
window try to be sneaky about the tip deal. You
notice that they hand that little touchscreen swiper out in
the wind and say, it's just gonna ask you a
few questions. And they say it like goodness gracious, poor
little o me has no earthly idea.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
What kind of questions they might be.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well, my big old butt, we know exactly what the
questions are. Number one, tap here to leave a tip.
Number two tap here to leave an even bigger tip, y'all.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I hate to pick on restaurant people.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I know it can be a hard job, and I
got absolutely no problem with tipping a waitress in a
full service place, especially if she's hot. So I'll tip
a barber or a car mechanic that knows what they're doing,
But tipping a guy for handing a to go bag
out the drive through window play. Speaking of sneaky, I
(02:21):
see restaurants have started putting all kinds of additional fees
on their bill.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Lately. A fee is a tip you pay, whether you
agree to it or not.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
By the way, at the bottom of the ticket, it'll
say something like this fee will be used to increase
employee compensation, or this fee is designed to offset expenses. Well,
looks like I'm paying twenty eight dollars for about four
bucks worth of food. Now I'm no expert on the
restaurant business, but I think y'all are supposed to use
(02:54):
some of that to compensate people at offset expenses. Well,
my search is trying to keep prices down. They are huh, Well,
how's that working out? Does it seem like prices are
staying down to you? Because tipping doesn't seem to be
keeping my prices down at all. But max if people
(03:14):
didn't tip, restaurants would have to pay people more, which
means that have to raise prices. I heard this argument
a lot. Well, okay, how much would the prices go up?
Is it twenty percent?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Couse? To be honest with you, I'd probably take that
deal because.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
The guy handing cheeseburgers out the window at Burger Hud
is asking for more than that every time I go
in there lately.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
So to sum it all, up.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
No, I don't like to tip. Yes it's because I'm cheap. Yes,
I'll do it when people deserve it. And no, I
ain't never gonna quit.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Bitching about it. Go till next time.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
This is Mad Max saying, sit down, shut up, and quit.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Runing my lunch. I'm more billy. We'll all have a nice.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Right alright, Well, let's play some beating the Blonde for
that Happy Herd prize packs. Open up the lines at
one eight hundred, Big show. We'll get the contestant play next.
(04:37):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Cuts
off our album songs we love to sing. I was
inspired by the wonderful music of the super Bowl yesterday,
carrying on over here, and of course I'm mad Max. Monday.
Who that's a you must every Monday?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
All right, write that down.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Still rapping Warren Burton to come in the radio premiere
my favorite Southern rock man, Jive Mother Mary, Make It
Out Alive, will be premiered right around an hour from
right now. If you're gonna have to get out and
miss it, catch up with us the John Boynbilly Late
Risers podcast every Monday through fry. Hey. Right now, let's
(05:19):
play it's beat the Blonde. It's our contestant. I'm a Dandridge, Tennessee.
I'd be Steve. Good morning, Steve.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Morn John boy.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Hey you doing man?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I'm all right? Hi about you? Great?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I'm doing great?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Burn All right, man? We today. We got a blonde
right here. She is so delightful to be around. Even
just feel it over the radio. How I will ask
her some questions. You agree or disagree with her? Answer
two bells before two buzzers, and you win. Okay, go
(06:03):
on me, okay, all right, Well I got three questions,
so let's see what take take can do with them.
According to according to medical researchers, what is the single
best way to live longer and avoid heart disease?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
To live longer marry an angry, much older man.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Longer?
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Like it?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
But yeah, yeah, I don't seem like What about for
the rest for the rest of us?
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Exercise? The medical researchers say, get up and do something.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
The single best way is exercise. Steve, agree or disagree.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I will agree with that.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
That's the way to do it. Of course, exercise sle
the best way. I was hoping it would be something. Well,
I could sit here, have you seen them a little pedal,
say advertising on TV most ridiculously. I work out these
at work under your desk. I know what you're doing.
(07:06):
You know why you're not doing nothing. If you're gonna
think about mind not just move your feet under your
Oh o, guys, un, let's see uh number two? One
more bail and you gotta see halfway home? Okay, Tayter,
on the average, how much does your liver way?
Speaker 6 (07:27):
Now you're asking me on the day after the super
hangover day?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
So were we talking before? After that?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
It's just on the average. And this is like everybody's liver,
not just.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Okay, everybody's liver is about five pounds.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Saying about five pounds on the liver? Steve, agree or disagree? Uh?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I think I will disagree on that.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Oh well, so Date, you only miss it about two
pounds which was three? Which way?
Speaker 7 (08:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
It was three pounds?
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I have a good work with Steve and DATEA. I
love it when we get a contestant waiting for the
prize pack. Yours should be somewhere in Dandridge after you
talk to Jackie. Sorry about that, Tater, Hey, I'm glad
you won. Okay, yes, Ka ain't that sweet. It was
only contestant moment. Find the money hour. Top of your news,
(08:45):
I mentioned Ward Burton rapping off songs we love to sing.
You got it on the other.
Speaker 8 (08:50):
Side, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
It's a big show on the radio going tracks of
these John Moore billy album songs we love to sing.
It's available in the big Box. It's a big show
dot com, or you'll find this cutting edge tune for
my man Ford Burton. Yo, Yo, check too, check too.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
South Boston, Virginia in the high I said, South Boston,
Virginia in the high.
Speaker 9 (09:54):
Wow, my spot is that?
Speaker 10 (10:02):
All right?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Y'all?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Hold on your second hid cat, Hey give it to
the help with the help, help Hobby. You don't stop
the rocking to the bang bang bog. You say up
jump the buggy to the rhythm of the buggy to
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man from Dodge, biggest gangster in.
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The whole garage.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
I've got the cop, got the motor, great big cat
on the skid, still low the hom killer.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
It ain't no feller.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Don't mess around with the big caterpillar.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I'm fooled.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I ain't no fool I just opened up my own
speech in school.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Mc blake.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
That's for sake, see me coming. You're going to be hurting.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I'm catboy. Keep that boy. My spot's a.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Whole lot better than bat boy killer another big caterpillar.
When I hit the mic, it's always a feller.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
That ain't enough to make you flip your wig.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Come on down to the souvenir, Rick, what a tailor?
Pox up round the outside, rounding outside, rounding outside, TAILI
fox cult round the outside.
Speaker 9 (11:10):
You down with c At, You down with c At,
You down with c a t.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
All right, that's enough, it is mess now peace. We
are way to your mama.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Now, good morning. That's a big show on the radio. Well,
(11:55):
a new year means a new you. As they said
here to put that theory to the test, is the
artist formerly known as Astro Nerd. So you're still working
on you act?
Speaker 9 (12:06):
I'm fine. How are you happy?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
New year?
Speaker 9 (12:08):
John Boy?
Speaker 7 (12:11):
And yes, I'm still working on my act? You see,
John Boy. In the world of comedy.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Is this gonna take long? Maybe?
Speaker 7 (12:19):
In the world of comedy. My fellow comedians and I
are always refining and perfecting our craft, searching for that
one perfect stick. Carrot Top is a prop comic. Jeff
Foxworthy does that whole You might be a rednick if
stuff Eli Manning does the sports stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Eli Manning isn't really a comedian, tell me about it.
Speaker 9 (12:39):
He stinks. But I'm working on something called Nietzsch giggles.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
That sounds like a stripper's name.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Stealing.
Speaker 9 (12:53):
So I've got asks.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
For all these different Nietzche markets. You know what I'm saying,
Boat shows and sales meetings, big Parma you mean big Pharma, No,
big Parma, and my Italians throw a lot of shindy eggs.
But the one I'm getting ready for is a big
golf banquet.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
You want to preview?
Speaker 9 (13:08):
Yeses awesome? Do my intro?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's get this over with.
Here's your headliner joke nerd five.
Speaker 7 (13:20):
That's one over four. I'm that good. So have we
got any golfers in the audience. You think I'm a
big golf guy. I love being on the green. I
like big putts and I cannot lie.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Oh God, Jackie got.
Speaker 9 (13:38):
Well, of course.
Speaker 7 (13:42):
Interesting thing about golf, no matter how bad you are,
you could always be worse, thank you.
Speaker 9 (13:52):
But there's lots of ways to improve your game.
Speaker 7 (13:55):
Take lessons, practice, or my favorite cheat I play in
the eighties. If it gets any warmer than that, I
get dehydrated. S Tater the eighties. If the guy playing
against can't remember if he had a five or six
on a hole, I just put down an eight because
(14:16):
he's a damn liar. This guy knows what I'm talking about.
People ask me my handicap, I'm telling him I know
how to add correctly. A golfer is only as good
as his clubs. I learned that a long time ago.
Never buy a putter until you see how far you
can throw it.
Speaker 9 (14:38):
Thank you. You know what they say. If you hit
it to the left, it's a slice. If you hit
it to the right, it's a hook. If you hit
it straight, it's a miracle. This guy knows what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
A friend of mine gave me a tip on how
to take five strokes off my game.
Speaker 9 (14:58):
It's called an eraser. Well, at least he got it.
That's something.
Speaker 7 (15:06):
The last time I played, I hit two good balls.
I stepped on a ring. Golf is big on TV.
I don't know what the policy is. I fall, golf
is big on TV. You know why golf announcers whisper.
They don't want to wake up the people watching the game.
I was playing with a friend last fall. We were
(15:26):
getting ready to tee off on the eleventh hole, and
then we saw this funeral procession going past. My friend
took off his hat. He bowed his head as the
hearst passed as I said, boy, that there is a
class move. It's really nice to see some respect in
this world. And he said, well, I felt I had to.
We were married for thirty five years.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
And see not great but also not great.
Speaker 7 (15:52):
So you're saying I'm getting better. Listen, I'll be back
next month. I'm doing a show for a nudist camp.
Speaker 9 (16:00):
See on weier jokes they're not very long.
Speaker 7 (16:03):
Get it more often than you. I tell you by
my new girlfriend. She's a stripper named nietzsch giggles.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
If what we're saying, you're welcome once again.
Speaker 9 (16:14):
Damn playing well done?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Later, this makes you. On the radio, John bop Ben
and Tanler Fellers ran to.
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Jackie and you listening, Hi, how you are listening to
toe of the funniest guys on the radio and my
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And I'm selling my wonderful bag of challenge coins. This
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My favorite Southern rock band Love my Boy's Caring on tradition,
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see job Mother Mary, you'll see him on base. Hang on,
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We've got some very spezzile in minutes with the boys.
The Big Show rolls on. Good morning, Big Shows on
the radio. All right, glad you're with us here this
Monday morning, February tenth. As I was telling you my
favorite Southern rock band Jib, Mother Mary just release their
newest single, make It Out, a live recorded live at
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You can check out that video YouTube dot com slash
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(18:53):
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So here it is radio premiere Make It Out Alive?
Speaker 13 (19:50):
Man, I ain't been myself.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Minds of this sensor?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Where's my he.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Been called up?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Ben the ji.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Fello my make it out a lot? Just can't seen
to get together. Black cloud above my head.
Speaker 13 (20:22):
That's always there, does ain't forever since I've been about
the weather, honey.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Ain't nose for the well.
Speaker 14 (20:38):
I ain't gonna change unless you wanted to.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Yesterday.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
This struggle to.
Speaker 14 (20:47):
Survive all just trying to live.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Do don't get it for you.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Ain't no one gonna make it out.
Speaker 14 (20:58):
Wanna lie this balldamn me? I can see.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 14 (21:19):
Shame that you ain't got noe else to blame.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Put the blame on me.
Speaker 13 (21:35):
Whatever helps you deprive.
Speaker 14 (21:41):
You just remember baby may no one don't know.
Speaker 15 (21:45):
Maybe get out.
Speaker 14 (22:14):
My pin't gonna change and let you want it.
Speaker 13 (22:20):
It's the day struggles who survive.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
All the struggle live.
Speaker 15 (22:29):
I'll get it for you.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Ain't norm gonna make it all.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
The last side.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Wels was awesome, Mad sins. Well you boys, y'all got
it going on, man, keep it up. Jive mother Mary.
See the video YouTube dot com slash Jive Mother Mary. Hi, y'all, Well,
let's play wordy word one eight hundred Big Show you
told free line. We'll get a couple of contestants and
play next. Good morning. It's a mix Shaw on the radio,
(23:46):
runing to your Monday Februy wear in tenth our feature,
Dracing to make Show, vent Box Unknown History, al Capone
and the Valentine's Dame as occurs. Our hero Clyde de
camel is prominent. Check it out of the Big Box
at the Big Show dot Com. Right now, let's play.
I had everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Word, that the wording word.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Let's meet their contestants. We got John from Simpsonville, South Carolina.
Good morning, John, wry Hey do good buddy, Welcome.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
We got Haven out of Peterstown, West Virginia. Good morning, Haven,
Good morning, John Boy, Good morning. All right, boys, welcome
South Carolina, West Virginia. Playing the more to work. Haven,
you got Tater on your side. What hey, Hey, how
you doing? And then it'll be John Boy and John Right?
(24:45):
All right, Haven, you relax, me and John to go
for the first thirty seconds. All right, John, are you
ready to go?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Buddy?
Speaker 10 (24:54):
You bet?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
All right, let's see what we can do. Start the
clock now. You put medicine on your scrape and hope
it will blank. It'll be better, it will yes, uh huh.
If you graduate high school, they give you a high
school in a box, it says, yes, uh huh. All right, Okay,
this is when we're gonna blank the weather like that's
(25:16):
old news. Let's let's get a blank. Let's turn on
the TV. Get a blank on the weather, like, what's
the opposite of down? Okay, that's the first part of
the word give me an up?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
What?
Speaker 10 (25:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Okay, what we do too to start off with? So
here we go with Taylor and Haven for their round one.
Ready have I read there and go?
Speaker 9 (25:44):
Uh yeah?
Speaker 6 (25:45):
So you you do this? You get one of these, yes, sir,
thank you. This young lady is who you date before
you get married.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
She is your.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
But before you give her a ring. Yes, you go
to your parents and ask their what No, you ask
for their opinion. You asked for their what would you
do you ask for their Tell me, boy, yes.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
This is when the prices go up. It's called yes, sir,
you might need a mid day one of these food.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
A buzzer. Haven ain't a good work, y'all? Put a
four on the board to take the lead for the two.
All right, all right, John, we ain't out of reach, buddy,
We can bounce back with some points.
Speaker 10 (26:31):
Here.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Are you ready to go?
Speaker 10 (26:34):
I'm ready to hit right.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Let's doing this. Start the clock now, give me I'm hungry.
Give me a little blank to hold me over to dinner.
Speaker 10 (26:44):
Advertiser No, no packing, Yes, that's it. That's it.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Rhymes with it.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
You run a race on the race, Yeah, rhymes with it.
You smoking this cocaine and a pipe. Yeah, rhymes with
it a blank pile them up? I hey, yeah rhymes
where the opposite of white opposite white uh huh rhymes
whether it just not enough time for that. So that
(27:12):
was a five on the board. Out of board, John,
we put some points what we needed at a seven.
So tator in Haven three will tie, four, will win it.
You ready, Haven, I'm ready, all right and go.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Another name for a pushpin a thumb yep, rhymes with it.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
You might get blanked across the face that in wrestling
they call it blank down. Uh, don't blink them. Don't
blink ye say it blank your mouth while you're chewing. No,
it rhymes it rhymes with the other word. Uh uh
blank crackle pop.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
No, that's not it. Yeah, okay, he said, Oh did
what you say?
Speaker 14 (27:53):
Say it again?
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Just make your mouth make sump. Oh no that's not right.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Uh you get no, oh go on it hung up
on smack. I don't think they have a smack.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
It was.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
I see where you're going with that.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Well, uh, Haven came up a little short, buddy, But
you can try again anytime. We appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
First time caller.
Speaker 16 (28:18):
All right, my man, and can I give a shutout?
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Of course you can.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Okay.
Speaker 16 (28:24):
I want to give a shout out to my fiance
k Ballard, my kids, my grandkids, my great grandkids, the
Peterstown Pirates, the James and Roe Mavericks, and the West
Virginia Mountaineers.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Well how about you, haven I hear you there, buddy beyond?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Well, thank you and your family that having up been
beautiful West Virginia. Buddy, have a great day. And John,
look at you down Simpsonville getting the big old Prize
pact and the victory good works.
Speaker 10 (28:56):
Huh yeah, pulled down My birthday's under eleven to give
birthday president.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
All right, good deal, Boddy. You know that's from all
of us.
Speaker 10 (29:06):
Can I get a shout out?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (29:08):
You go ahead to my door, my Duran wife Doreen,
and all my all of her family that year.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
All right, buddy, you hang on John, Jack can hook you.
Speaker 10 (29:18):
Up, you bet.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
The morning back shows on the radio. It has bien
request time Holly Concaine out of Newbern, North Carolina. They say,
Holly says, hey guys, please play a married man with
my husband Lewis. He thinks he has it bad. Well,
l Y am I love you man, and Holly, you
got it for your hub coming up next. Good morning, Litten,
(30:07):
make shore on the radio Monday to Friday. About this time,
when will you take requests? Best you might have heard
on to make show take us big good tracking them down.
Holly Kincaid had a beautiful Newburn, North Carolina. There, guys,
please play a married man for my husband Lewis he
thinks he hasn't bad's help out your husband.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Al here we go.
Speaker 10 (30:38):
My readman.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
My readman drives around in a minivan.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
God, my wife and some kids.
Speaker 5 (30:45):
His whole life's on the kids.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Hey, there goes to my read man. How's he feel?
Speaker 5 (30:53):
Listen, dude, this part guy's really screwed, hanging on by
a thread, record out loaf of bread. Hey, there there
goes the memory man. Got a big gas grew, buys
his clothes at the gap and he's just about had
enough for this card. Married man, manory man, friendly neighborhood,
(31:19):
married man life for him, has no single life or
lett him do what the she says.
Speaker 17 (31:26):
It's about time he grouve. Well, Ma, there's a screwl
we you'll find.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
The married mine.
Speaker 11 (31:33):
As our story opens, the California Odyssey continues. The Action
Friends have just taken on the Osbornes in a celebrity
edition of the Family Fracas TV game show.
Speaker 9 (31:50):
All Right, thanks a lot, everybody.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
That's a wrapp so college buddy, how'd you link it went?
Speaker 9 (31:54):
We're number one horsball's rule rocker role.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
I'd answer your question. Gee, I didn't think it was
that bad. Hey, we got beat two hundred and fifty
to nothing by the Osbournes.
Speaker 11 (32:08):
I do old chucky girls, a little bit of naxious.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
I like her mama though. Hey, good job, guys.
Speaker 9 (32:13):
We have fun, no our feelings. Hey, drinking god, you
say you had some some scufs with you?
Speaker 11 (32:19):
Yeah, I cleaned out the mini bar back at the hotel.
I got him right here in my utility bell.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
I like you, big guy.
Speaker 11 (32:24):
I like you, devil guy. Okay, fellows, got a big
day tomorrow. We probably ought to turn in.
Speaker 9 (32:31):
Hey, who's a buskiller?
Speaker 3 (32:34):
That's Captain Marry guy.
Speaker 9 (32:35):
He ain't a big drinker A nurse to me, Okay, mate,
let's rock.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Hey, honeys, where are we going all the way to daylight?
Speaker 7 (32:41):
Big girl?
Speaker 1 (32:42):
And it sounds good to me.
Speaker 9 (32:43):
Hey, give me one of the mini Bodels.
Speaker 7 (32:46):
I like you, big girl.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
She about halfway while we got married man, shouldn't we
put a stop to this jum, I wouldn't even know
where to start.
Speaker 11 (32:54):
Come on, let's just get on back to the hotel.
Next morning, morning, married man, You sure are up early.
I was just checking out the early morning news.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Anything big happening not really coming up?
Speaker 6 (33:10):
Looks like another beautiful La day on the way, Doctor
Fred will give us your action weather forecast. Action News
at Daybreak continues after these messages.
Speaker 11 (33:19):
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Speaker 2 (33:32):
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It's a full hour of the Kate Cutie Pie showing
off her dynamic duo.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Hey, y'all watch this.
Speaker 11 (33:42):
With special celebrity guest star. I'll see Osbourne.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
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Speaker 11 (33:50):
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Speaker 7 (34:08):
Okay, now can we go back home?
Speaker 11 (34:13):
You know that it might not be a bad idea,
Hollie Hendenburg, looks like there is such a thing as
too much media exposure.
Speaker 9 (34:23):
Killed on again.
Speaker 11 (34:23):
Next time, when we'll hear Captain Action Girl say, I
told you.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
It was gonna work out, stupid, Captain Action Guy say, hey,
my guys, I got free DVDs for everybody.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
And Ozzy say thro good.
Speaker 11 (34:37):
Don't miss on next speak that tightening adventure, Same married time,
Same married channel.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Looks well, there's a school.
Speaker 17 (34:45):
Looks you'll find the married mine.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. I
love four Days of Valentine's Got time? Do you make
your John Mooremilly Valentine's album for your lover? Gotta have
the Valentine's Day Massacre in there featuring Clyde the Camel.
He's so sexy.
Speaker 16 (35:29):
What I love you?
Speaker 1 (35:31):
If you like this for some reason, the keyword is
Clyde in the big Box, the Big Show, Dot God
listen it.
Speaker 9 (35:39):
We all know history, but there's so much more we
don't know.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
I'm Sir David Attenborough and this is unknown history. Chicago,
nineteen twenty five on the brisk January Day, Johnny Torreon,
the crime boss of Chicago, retired, and a new boss
(36:12):
filled his shoes. His name was Alphonse Capone and he
ruled the Windy City with an iron fist. He was
the face of organized crime in America. But what you
don't know is he was only the face the mastermind
hid behind the scenes. His name.
Speaker 9 (36:34):
Was Clyde.
Speaker 7 (36:35):
He yah, Yes, the brains behind the nation's biggest crime
syndicate was a camel. His identity was known by a
rare fuel, very rare. Clyde knew early on that his
anonymity was paramoun. He needed a smoke screen, a diversion,
(36:55):
a larger than life character who would be his avatar?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
But who.
Speaker 7 (37:05):
After a lively evening in the theater, Clyde had an
epiphany a hair. He chose a young up and coming
stage actor named britt Margolis Farwood. He carefully crafted his
persona and with a little reconstructive surgery and a brand
new wardrobe, created the man you know as Al Capo.
(37:26):
You can go a long way with a smile, You
can go a lot farther with a smile.
Speaker 9 (37:31):
And a gun.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Oh no no.
Speaker 7 (37:40):
And while everyone had their eyes on Capone, Clyde worked
his magic. He built an illegal empire worth one hundred
billion dollars in today's money, that's one point five billion dollars.
(38:06):
But where it is the head that wears the crowd,
Capone had a bullseye on his back. Greed and jealousy
drove people like Bugs Moran to try and eliminate Scarface,
but Clyde couldn't have anything happened to him, So he
did what any good businessman would due, and on February fourteenth,
(38:29):
nineteen twenty nine, Clyde liquidated the competition. It would become
known as the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre. With that message
set Capone was safe. Chicago became the crime capital.
Speaker 9 (38:50):
Of the world. But it wouldn't last.
Speaker 7 (38:53):
You see, like most actors, britt Margolus Farwood began to
live the role. Driven by his enormous ego, he decided
it was time he take the raids. Clyde remained calm,
cool and collected. He quietly sent a messenger to Elliot
Ness of the US Treasury Department. He delivered a package
(39:22):
of bookkeeping legers. These would implicate al Capone in a
colossal tax evasion.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Scheme.
Speaker 7 (39:31):
This cord finds Alphax Gabriel Capone.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Guilty.
Speaker 7 (39:40):
The man the world knew as al Capone was released
from prison in nineteen thirty nine, his mind ravaged by
venereal disease. He died a slow, painful death. He was penniless.
The question that has never been answered was what became
of his vast four well. Clyde retired quietly, investing in
(40:04):
a mattress company in t Neeck, New Jersey. In nineteen
forty five, a malfunction in the machine that made the
inner springs.
Speaker 9 (40:11):
Produced a weak, thin, flimsy spring.
Speaker 7 (40:15):
Now, anyone else might have just fixed the machine and
moved on, but not Clyde.
Speaker 9 (40:22):
So now you know who to thank every.
Speaker 7 (40:24):
Time you play with a slinky The Bigging your egg.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Until next time.
Speaker 7 (40:35):
This is Sir David Edinburgh reminding you that it's not
the history.
Speaker 9 (40:40):
That's known, it's the history unknown.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
As as David.
Speaker 11 (40:57):
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