June 9, 2025 • 39 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’re giving the “Lunch Menu Man” way more attention than he deserves. We start off reminding everybody what he did - and then we spend the rest of the show making sure you know we did everything we could to tap that mine dry! - You’re welcome!.. - Oliver brings a welcome change of pace with some ways you could make your life more interesting.. - We fill a request for one of our favorite Playhouses, featuring the late, great Dub Starnes in the lead role for “The Itsy Bitsy Teenie Genie”.. - and we’ll officially kick off Father’s Day week with Married Man’s “Dad to the Bone”…
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Speaker 1 (01:03):
Monday morning? Everything's gonna be all right. No, let's ease.
Let's ease into this work. We've been using a nice guys.
If you don't have one at home, I'm gonna let
you borrow.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Hours Mary writ the band aid off.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
No, Tayler, please give us that nice offt sexy. Welcome
to the big show with stuff you can't get at home.
That's that's what we're providing. I'm in jail with your sheriff.
Good morning, yes, oh, good morning, good morning, honey.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
No, that's okay.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
You lay right there. I'll get the coffee started.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Oh my god, it's like watching my brother and sister
make out. Good goods.
Speaker 7 (02:10):
You you couldn't do it if you had to, or
something like that. All right, well you he's and then
this word week.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh this June. The night is Donald Duck Day, Love
us and Donald Duck col ride, the National Strawberry Rhubarb
Pie Day, that specific and National Earl Day. All right,
celebrate by watching those reruns. Well my name is Earl.
I love that shot. You sit and talk about it.
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How many years ago was that on Twin and Randy
his brother big brother? Have you seen the picture him?
Randy showed me a picture. He's like muscled out man,
just like what I don't know, three pounds something like that,
like pulled the carrot top. Yeah, all right, well, good,
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well there's that.
Speaker 8 (03:14):
The guy who produced that series also produced a series
called Raising Hope. It's in the same vein of humor,
and we're going through that now, Raising Hope.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
All right, that's the one of them streaming deals you
can find that. Okay, all the episodes are all right, good,
all right. We got something to do sometime later, but
right now we're gonna get to our three dates in history.
You got our first prize back out and get the
winning again.
Speaker 9 (03:39):
It goes.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
We're here, Big Show's on the radio, Good morning, Big
Shows on the radio. Tator I could use you again before, yeah,
for our prize pack. Yeah, because we got outbursts coming up.
I want to give you three dates in history. In
the second. Have you got me in a good.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
So yeah, we're gonna play for first thing this week.
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to you, John, Thank.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
You very much. Nice lictato.
Speaker 10 (04:29):
I really don't like doing this.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Be like that girl had that bean upper knows that
you were talking like last week.
Speaker 10 (04:42):
I'm sorry, yeah, no, don't do that.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Let me get going here. June nine, it was nineteen
ninety four in North Yorkshire, England, Cartha, you stole British
Home Secretary Michael Howard's bulletproof car while he was attending
a meeting of police chiefs. The car was found later,
minus all four wheels. Twenty two, NASA announce it would
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begin research in the UFOs focusing on unidentified aerial phenomena.
Speaker 8 (05:15):
And that's when they released all those photos. And videos
that it made everybody go hey, wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
That was wild Man Izzo. On this date, twenty twenty two,
two people were rescued after falling into a tank of
chocolate at the mars Eminem Factory in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
They were just recreating Willie Wonka.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Last three one, eight hundred Big shows you told free line,
Come on play out Birds next good Monday morning. It's
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a big show already you our feature try for the
make show good box head and touring Father's Day Weekend.
Married man sings Dad to the bone. There's a few words,
dad Bone. Hit the big box at the Big show
dot com Outburst.
Speaker 11 (06:35):
Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
It's the game that anyone can win. Shoon Boy and
Billy to give the prizes from the big prize being.
Let's go contested number one. This should really be a
lot of fun when you're playing Outburst. Have a hurry
up and guest time you love the best time you love.
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A big shots.
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Say hey Eddie from rincon jor yoab.
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We sh.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Hey morning Edie, Hey.
Speaker 12 (07:18):
John Boy, first time calling here in rink in Georgia.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
All right, I had a boy. All right, Well, let's
get you through these three categories. Get that prize back
one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bull's not headed
towards you.
Speaker 12 (07:33):
All right, let's what alight?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Five seconds? Three things that are bulletproof ready, go okay?
Speaker 12 (07:41):
I got a vest I got glass at the bank,
and I got Superman inside the President's car.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
I got that all right over the bone. And now
all three things in space ready go.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Okay.
Speaker 12 (07:57):
We got plant, we got satellite, and we've got your
ainus thunder.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Sun, another one for the wind. Three chocolate candies ready
to go.
Speaker 12 (08:15):
Here we go. We got him, and we got some
kit cats, and we even got Percy cover. If I
get died with chocolate.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Standing right down? Had the boy handing be gold prize
back headed down Georgia for.
Speaker 12 (08:35):
You man, We need some bulls not down here.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
You ain't gonna jack your hook? You up all right?
Speaker 12 (08:43):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Go ahead, buddy?
Speaker 12 (08:46):
How about my buddy Rick Thompson wash Man crew up
there in the Charlotte area.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Hey, Rick, there, you go.
Speaker 9 (08:51):
Appreciate you all boys, stay right there. The money hours
on top of your news.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Robert O'Kean without money on the song, get into our
lunch menu man Monday good Morning. That's will make showing
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the radio Monday morning June to night. Sing along you
know the words. That's done by Robert Arrol Keane is
being lying.
Speaker 13 (09:56):
At stradio Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 12 (10:02):
Come on track and get ready.
Speaker 13 (10:05):
Sometimes on my days are filled with and ride.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
As I traveled and left, some bad things ain't going
mid way because there's always someone swarming in my life.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
You keep swerving in my.
Speaker 13 (10:28):
Line and it's causing lots of banger.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I'm a honking on my horror. I'm shooting you the fling.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
Keep switching on my bride lights.
Speaker 13 (10:46):
Him When you're swerving, all lives pile by. You're running
someone off the ride. The day jove, I thought I never.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Never could love another. How else could I feed?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
But nowing you run into me, I can't believe I
could not see her.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I'll tank up. No one's at the waiting.
Speaker 13 (11:26):
You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of bangs.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
I'm cussing out your name.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 13 (11:42):
I keep switching on my bride lights, but you're just
too dimpty. Now when you're swerving all lights, how why
you're running someone off the ride.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Come good morning. It's a big show ALREADYO action. Hello friends,
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you're old pal Burnford.
Speaker 14 (12:38):
Here with another Areola alienating edition of John Boy and
Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the new Tattoo. As our story opens,
a young housewife excitedly waits for her husband to get
home from work.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Honey, I'm all.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Good, good, good, good goodie. Hi have a surprise for you.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Dinner's ready. No, you did the laundry. No, you finally
shaved your legs. HiT's on the list. But no, okay,
I'm stumped. What's the surprise.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I got a new tattoo.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Oh, aren't you excited? Not really, you know I don't
like you getting all these tattoos.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Oh, but it's why you married me.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
No, my dad is the one who said, try to
marry a girl with bad tattoos. It shows she makes
bad decisions but sticks with it. You liked my last one, No,
I didn't.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
You had Christmas tattooed on the inside of one thigh
and New Year's tattooed on the inside of the other thigh.
Speaker 10 (13:37):
I did that because you always said there's nothing to
do between the holidays.
Speaker 6 (13:43):
Well, okay, I'll give you that one. But so, what's
this new tattoo you're so excited about.
Speaker 10 (13:48):
Well, I know how much you love old movies, right,
and who's your favorite actress.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
Of all ta Rigid Bardoux.
Speaker 10 (13:55):
Well, in her honor, I had her initials biggest life tattooed.
Speaker 15 (13:59):
I'm my glorious body.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
All right, turn around and get those scants off. Let's
have a look.
Speaker 12 (14:07):
You got it.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
There?
Speaker 3 (14:11):
What do you think?
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Well, what's wrong? Honey? Who the hell is Bob? We
hope you enjoy John, Billy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 14 (14:31):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the christy old
tattoo artist who specializes in butts.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar like
I can see it.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Good morning, Big Show's on a radio and more big
show right around the corner.
Speaker 16 (14:48):
A good morning, This is big show, Plastic Thurgeon, Doctor
Holland p Win. I fixed Jackie Twins, Randyth Butt and
Smarty Marty's man if man hooded. Next up on the
John Boy and Billy Big Show Life. Oh for John
Boy ship extensions for Billy and Tata. Sorry, but a
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brain transplanted a little lot of my league.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
But I'll take a work at it. I mean, what
could it hurt? Good Morning is a big shan the
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radio visit a star that was made right here on
the Big Show. Start out reading the lunch menu for
the Caberras County school systems. Were County, whole County, Robert D.
Rayford here on the Big Show, the lunch menu Mad.
They found fame and fortune, wound up writing a kid's
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book and the Big Show for him, that's what we
thought it first something. No, it's good, guys. Here here
he is being honored this Monday morning lunch menu Mad,
Monday for you h were familiar with him, Let's get
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familiar right now.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Here's your school lunch menu for the week of November
fifth through November the eleventh for the Caberras County Schools. Hello,
I'm the lunch menu man. Monday cheezburger, turkey salad on
lettuce with crackers, French fries, corn tinto, beans and fruit.
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Tuesday Tuesday's election days. The children remind you moms and
dads to get out and boat down back to the menus.
Tuesday Salad bar with lofat dressing, chicken nuggets, Lasagia tast
salad dice pchadas, black eyed peas.
Speaker 11 (17:39):
Fruit.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
And garlic roll. Wednesday taco bar, fried chicken, roast, beef, sandwich, broccoli, soup,
pada bites, lettuce and tomato, pasta fruit had a roll.
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Thursday potato bar, potato brito, bake, ham coat, flaw, wiped potatoes,
cream games, pattas, fruit and a roll are the day.
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Broni paza, salmon, patty, corn.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Green, pink any fruit.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Chick and with soup, fruit, fruit.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
And a roll.
Speaker 17 (19:02):
Enter your selection number.
Speaker 18 (19:06):
Alright, I think this kind of reminds you a pulp
fiction to us, like somebody just stuck him in the
heart with a needleful of a dreg.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
He enjoys his job telling you, yes, that is an
absolutely true school, good deal.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
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Hang on play for minutes, Lunchman you and spurred a
lot of imitators over the years, some very famous, like
this one.
Speaker 18 (20:06):
Ooh yeah, this is the Macho Man with the macho
menu lineup.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Monday meat loaf.
Speaker 18 (20:12):
Ten thousand people tell ten thousand lies, but Monday's meat
loaf killed ten thousand flies. Macho Man says, brown bagging
brings some grub from home, and for dessert, don't forget
to snap into a slim gym baby Tuesday taco bar.
I don't know when they started doing a taco bar
deal in the lunch room, because when Macho Man was
in school, it was take what you get from behind
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the counter and keep the line moving.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Jug in gold figure tacos are kind of hard to
screw up, I guess, so go for it, brother, and
don't forget the top it off with a slim gym
ooh yeah. Wednesday Feberoni Pizza. Don't let the name fool you.
Speaker 18 (20:47):
Any resemblance between the stuff and real pizza's purely coincidental.
Speaker 9 (20:52):
Mia figure.
Speaker 18 (20:52):
It's a layer abyss quick with whatever's left over from
the Tuesday taco bar.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Tu don a top it more definitely not recommended.
Speaker 18 (21:00):
Joe Man says brown bag Day number two, slim gym optional.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Thursday artdal board. This won't help.
Speaker 18 (21:08):
Sneak and gravy dig it from the macho Man. Anytime
they don't gravy on something, Brother, they're covering up. I
might have Mom stop off on the way to school,
pick up the slim gym, party back and.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Split it with my butts. Dig it Friday.
Speaker 18 (21:22):
Four words that ought to strike fear in the hearts
of any man. Two of them are macho Man. The
other tur on the menu today fried fish. It'd be
good practice for the hospital food you're gonna be eating
when they rush you into bump your stomach. Matcho mans
is deer clear of the seafood slim gyms for everybody.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
That's the lineup. Brothers.
Speaker 18 (21:43):
Stay in school and except for Tuesday, stay out at
the cafeteria.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
On it's two. Don't forget anytime it's a good time
to snap into a slim gym. Think it, brother, ooh ye.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Ah, it happened many He's back on TV commercials. Of course,
not the real macho man Randy. That'd be quite a
trick for a while.
Speaker 8 (22:08):
Yeah, so there's a knockoff of Randy.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Well, I'm sure his estate you know sea they called
him and everything looks like dressed like him, looked like him,
which say no, yeah, a new generation. Well, let's play
John BOYD Jeopardy here, let's jump right in here. Don't
look for it in the travel brochure. Most of those
large holiday cruise ships have a very secret refrigerated area
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of the ship that is set aside for storing these.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Ah, what is the pirates rum bottles?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
You always think like that? I like it all. What
y'all got one? Eight hundred Big Show you told free line.
We played John BOYD Jeopardy Next Good Monday morning, and
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the Big Show's on the radio. Our feature track from
the Big Show, Big Box. Married man sings Dad to
the Bone. There's your keywords, dad Bone hit the Big Box.
Make a John Bonebelly album for your dad.
Speaker 10 (23:34):
Right now.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Well, let's play Yees live across America. It's John Boy
Jam and now a man who says dad bod is
just a nice way of saying he's fat. But he
prefers to identify as skinny. We think he's transslender. He
boy back out as I hated John out of mart Mississippi.
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Good morning, John, good morning, body has everything one of
my favorite states this morning.
Speaker 19 (24:09):
I know I'm pretty good.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
All right, Well, joined us in their state and have bliss. John,
you got first shot at John Boy, Jependon and Bertee
County peanuts, So saying don't look for it in the
travel brochure. Most of those large holiday cruise ships have
a very secret refrigerated area of the ship that are
set aside for storing thieves, dead bodies, dead bodies. Yes, man,
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that's pretty wild. It's pretty ruesome. Hey, but John, look
at you getting some bird Tea County peanuts sitting down
to your pad in Mississippi.
Speaker 12 (24:51):
I appreciate first time college.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
All right, Bondygutt, hang on with jacket, all right, thank you,
all right, we're gonna jump out, catch you up on
your news on the other side of this report on
time capsule for this Monday morning, and Oliver dorgs about
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twenty minutes.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Good morning, Regin. Let me say uh when when'd you
shave you go to you?
Speaker 9 (26:06):
Or when'd you grow that?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
I saw you when when you had your weekend?
Speaker 17 (26:11):
Well they say you got thenashed the race first before
you can first.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Be the winter or whatever it is. And you go
slower to go faster. But you know, how do you like?
Speaker 5 (26:25):
What kind of animal would you be?
Speaker 9 (26:28):
Like on the racetrack?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Go to the experiences at the racetracks? Like around you know, permanent.
But now when you're going to travel on the road,
I mean the first time in the first or June?
Is that right? I wrote that down?
Speaker 17 (26:42):
Well, you can shoot the bird that loaded the golden egg.
I guess by by giving them too much of what
they really want. Uh oh yeah, don't forget our school.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
That's all right. Experience excuse me, driving experience. It's named
after you.
Speaker 8 (27:04):
All right.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
There are five men on that court at the same time.
If the ball goes through the basket, mort for your team,
you win.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
We didn't need you to come to practice. Find any place.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
John will is in is in that warm spot I
left in the bay? Mean, okay, good, I'm gonna tell
tell us some time, Tyler. Have you got predate problems?
John boyn Billy here to remind you that after the
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races lead town will will still.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
I can't call it John here to mind you that
a too.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Just uh, hey, run joy you that you're listening to
John Boy and Billy racing.
Speaker 8 (28:02):
Okay, hey is Randula Joy?
Speaker 4 (28:04):
You guys are listening to John Boy and Billy racing?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Can't Can you just tell them something in there about
us being buddies. This is the first thing min the
morning show. Who didn't see that one coming? The big
show right here? See us coming, y'all.
Speaker 9 (28:21):
Lord y'all, don't shut up.
Speaker 18 (28:23):
I'm gonna go out on my mind.
Speaker 20 (28:26):
Shawn Boy and Billy don't do drugs. And if you must,
right them, drive Good morning radio, dumb right, come on.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Radio until your Monday, June or ninth. In all, let's
bring in Oliver. Well, well, well, here we go again.
Speaker 6 (29:19):
Does this sound familiar? You wake up disappointed that the
grim reaper passed you by again. You try to keep
your eyes open long enough not to go to the
bathroom on the floor.
Speaker 9 (29:35):
Again.
Speaker 6 (29:38):
You try to keep your eyes open as you rinse
off in the shower that never really gets hot. You
realize too late that you forgot to do laundry, so
you paw through an overflowing hamper, searching for a happy
balance between not too wrinkled and not too smelly. Then
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into the family sedan, trying to keep your eyes open
long enough to get to work, where you slave the
best years of your life away for people who don't
know you exist, and the ones who do know you exist.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Hate you.
Speaker 6 (30:21):
Then it's back home to the sagging bosom of your
family who hates you.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
And guess what, Tomorrow you get to do it all
over again.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
What to do? What to do?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Cheer up?
Speaker 6 (30:44):
Your life doesn't have to be so boring. There are
lots of ways to keep things interesting and keep those
around you guessing. I just bet you've forgotten how much
fun it is to irritate, aggravate, and agitate other. Here
are a few ideas you might try that'll help you
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maintain a healthy level of insanity this year. At lunch,
sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point
a hair dryer at passing vehicles. Page yourself over the intercom.
Don't bother disguising your voice every time someone asks you
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to do something. Say do you want fries?
Speaker 3 (31:30):
With that?
Speaker 6 (31:34):
Put a big garbage can on your desk and label
it in. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks.
Once everyone is over their caffeine addiction, switch over to espresso.
In the memo field of all your checks right for sexual.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Favors, I've done that.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
Nobody believed it, Randy, Randy. Finish all your sentences with
in accordance with the prophecy as often as possible, skip
instead of walk. Ask people what sex they are, laugh
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hysterically after they answer. Specify over and over again that
your drive through order is to go. When the money
comes out of the ATM scream I won I won
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over dinner. Tell your children, due to the economy, we're
going to have to let one of you go. Run
screaming from the pet store. The lobsters are loose, Find
a busy spot at the mall and verbally rate passing
women from one to ten. Insist on doing your wedding
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vows in pig latter. Tell your grandparents that they're out
of your will. I hope this inspires you be creative,
have fun, and don't let the sobs get you down.
But most importantly, live every day as if it were
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your last, because someday you'll be right.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Good more than everybody to Big Show Us on the radio.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Hangout.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
We're gonna show our acting jobs coming.
Speaker 21 (34:01):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie star.
I did one play in Summer stuff.
Speaker 9 (34:11):
I have one line.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
I forgot it.
Speaker 21 (34:16):
Thank god I can write down all my bits. I'm
the jump Boy and Billy Big Shoe.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Go Monday morning. This will make show on the radio.
John Boys Wonderful Thing number one hundred and forty six.
It's a King of the Road service member money clip
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See leaders figures stay their things. They're interesting enough, don't
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go jag in with the original.
Speaker 19 (36:08):
Here's your school lunch menu for the week of November
twenty seven through December first, for the Cabarras County schools. Hello,
I'm the lunch menu Man, happy as a lark as
all you children are to be back because school is
back in session. Hope you all had a happy holiday.
Just a few short weeks till Christmas, so more surprises
on the way. Because of your request, there is a
Christmas album in the works from the Lunch Menu Man,
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just for you. Call the Tribune for details seven eight, two, three,
one five y five. More on that later, but remember
we want you to have a happy and safe holiday season.
So if you have to drink and drive, please drink
Sundrop now. I'm especially excited about this week's menu because
of all the delicious entrees, so please right now to
the menu.
Speaker 15 (36:52):
Monday cheezburger, turkey salad on lettuce with crackers, French fries.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
Corn panto, beans, pasta and fruit.
Speaker 15 (37:15):
Tuesday salad bar with low fat dressing, chicken nuggets, Lazagnia
soft salad, diced potatoes, black eyed peas, fruit, an garlic roll.
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Wednesday taco bar, fried chicken, roast, beef sandwich, broccoli, soup,
potato bites, lettuce and tomato, pasta, fruit.
Speaker 11 (38:05):
And a roll. Thursday potato bar, beef brito, baked ham,
cows law, whipped potatoes, green bean, pasta, fruit.
Speaker 18 (38:32):
And a roll.
Speaker 11 (38:35):
Friday Bar of the Day paperoni, pizza, salmon, patty, corn, green.
Speaker 4 (38:49):
Peas, chicken, noodle, soup, fruit.
Speaker 11 (38:59):
And a.
Speaker 19 (39:02):
Enter your selection number.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Right man a lunchman. You man goes worldwide. At the
bottom of the hour, Hango, we'll explain the first. Let's
play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred Big show. You
told free line. We'll get a contestant. We'll play next.
I'll wait here up my live, don't hunt well hard,
it's home.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I love ho hold I was hond God, everyone knows
that's laud list is lay list is let listen my
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It's left list po Honey's no, Noah, God, I'm coming
up every you No, I know?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Oh what.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
A noodle do.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Monday morning? Everything's gonna be all right. No, let's ease.
Let's ease into this work. We've been using a nice guys.
If you don't have one at home, I'm gonna let
you borrow.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Hours Mary writ the band aid off.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
No, Tayler, please give us that nice offt sexy. Welcome
to the big show with stuff you can't get at home.
That's that's what we're providing. I'm in jail with your sheriff.
Good morning, yes, oh, good morning, good morning, honey.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
No, that's okay.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
You lay right there. I'll get the coffee started.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Oh my god, it's like watching my brother and sister
make out. Good goods.
Speaker 7 (02:10):
You you couldn't do it if you had to, or
something like that. All right, well you he's and then
this word week.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh this June. The night is Donald Duck Day, Love
us and Donald Duck col ride, the National Strawberry Rhubarb
Pie Day, that specific and National Earl Day. All right,
celebrate by watching those reruns. Well my name is Earl.
I love that shot. You sit and talk about it.
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How many years ago was that on Twin and Randy
his brother big brother? Have you seen the picture him?
Randy showed me a picture. He's like muscled out man,
just like what I don't know, three pounds something like that,
like pulled the carrot top. Yeah, all right, well, good,
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well there's that.
Speaker 8 (03:14):
The guy who produced that series also produced a series
called Raising Hope. It's in the same vein of humor,
and we're going through that now, Raising Hope.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
All right, that's the one of them streaming deals you
can find that. Okay, all the episodes are all right, good,
all right. We got something to do sometime later, but
right now we're gonna get to our three dates in history.
You got our first prize back out and get the
winning again.
Speaker 9 (03:39):
It goes.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
We're here, Big Show's on the radio, Good morning, Big
Shows on the radio. Tator I could use you again before, yeah,
for our prize pack. Yeah, because we got outbursts coming up.
I want to give you three dates in history. In
the second. Have you got me in a good.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
So yeah, we're gonna play for first thing this week.
Speaker 10 (04:03):
Good morning, good claning for dollars worth of bull Snot
cleaning products made right here in the USA. Truck drivers
keep America moving in bull snot make sure they look
good doing it. Look for Bullsnot at truck stops across America,
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to you, John, Thank.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
You very much. Nice lictato.
Speaker 10 (04:29):
I really don't like doing this.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Be like that girl had that bean upper knows that
you were talking like last week.
Speaker 10 (04:42):
I'm sorry, yeah, no, don't do that.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Let me get going here. June nine, it was nineteen
ninety four in North Yorkshire, England, Cartha, you stole British
Home Secretary Michael Howard's bulletproof car while he was attending
a meeting of police chiefs. The car was found later,
minus all four wheels. Twenty two, NASA announce it would
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begin research in the UFOs focusing on unidentified aerial phenomena.
Speaker 8 (05:15):
And that's when they released all those photos. And videos
that it made everybody go hey, wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
That was wild Man Izzo. On this date, twenty twenty two,
two people were rescued after falling into a tank of
chocolate at the mars Eminem Factory in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
They were just recreating Willie Wonka.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Last three one, eight hundred Big shows you told free line,
Come on play out Birds next good Monday morning. It's
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a big show already you our feature try for the
make show good box head and touring Father's Day Weekend.
Married man sings Dad to the bone. There's a few words,
dad Bone. Hit the big box at the Big show
dot com Outburst.
Speaker 11 (06:35):
Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
It's the game that anyone can win. Shoon Boy and
Billy to give the prizes from the big prize being.
Let's go contested number one. This should really be a
lot of fun when you're playing Outburst. Have a hurry
up and guest time you love the best time you love.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
A big shots.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Say hey Eddie from rincon jor yoab.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
We sh.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Hey morning Edie, Hey.
Speaker 12 (07:18):
John Boy, first time calling here in rink in Georgia.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
All right, I had a boy. All right, Well, let's
get you through these three categories. Get that prize back
one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bull's not headed
towards you.
Speaker 12 (07:33):
All right, let's what alight?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Five seconds? Three things that are bulletproof ready, go okay?
Speaker 12 (07:41):
I got a vest I got glass at the bank,
and I got Superman inside the President's car.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
I got that all right over the bone. And now
all three things in space ready go.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Okay.
Speaker 12 (07:57):
We got plant, we got satellite, and we've got your
ainus thunder.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Sun, another one for the wind. Three chocolate candies ready
to go.
Speaker 12 (08:15):
Here we go. We got him, and we got some
kit cats, and we even got Percy cover. If I
get died with chocolate.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Standing right down? Had the boy handing be gold prize
back headed down Georgia for.
Speaker 12 (08:35):
You man, We need some bulls not down here.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
You ain't gonna jack your hook? You up all right?
Speaker 12 (08:43):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Go ahead, buddy?
Speaker 12 (08:46):
How about my buddy Rick Thompson wash Man crew up
there in the Charlotte area.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Hey, Rick, there, you go.
Speaker 9 (08:51):
Appreciate you all boys, stay right there. The money hours
on top of your news.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Robert O'Kean without money on the song, get into our
lunch menu man Monday good Morning. That's will make showing
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the radio Monday morning June to night. Sing along you
know the words. That's done by Robert Arrol Keane is
being lying.
Speaker 13 (09:56):
At stradio Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 12 (10:02):
Come on track and get ready.
Speaker 13 (10:05):
Sometimes on my days are filled with and ride.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
As I traveled and left, some bad things ain't going
mid way because there's always someone swarming in my life.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
You keep swerving in my.
Speaker 13 (10:28):
Line and it's causing lots of banger.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I'm a honking on my horror. I'm shooting you the fling.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
Keep switching on my bride lights.
Speaker 13 (10:46):
Him When you're swerving, all lives pile by. You're running
someone off the ride. The day jove, I thought I never.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Never could love another. How else could I feed?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
But nowing you run into me, I can't believe I
could not see her.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I'll tank up. No one's at the waiting.
Speaker 13 (11:26):
You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of bangs.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
I'm cussing out your name.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 13 (11:42):
I keep switching on my bride lights, but you're just
too dimpty. Now when you're swerving all lights, how why
you're running someone off the ride.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Come good morning. It's a big show ALREADYO action. Hello friends,
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you're old pal Burnford.
Speaker 14 (12:38):
Here with another Areola alienating edition of John Boy and
Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the new Tattoo. As our story opens,
a young housewife excitedly waits for her husband to get
home from work.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Honey, I'm all.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Good, good, good, good goodie. Hi have a surprise for you.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Dinner's ready. No, you did the laundry. No, you finally
shaved your legs. HiT's on the list. But no, okay,
I'm stumped. What's the surprise.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I got a new tattoo.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Oh, aren't you excited? Not really, you know I don't
like you getting all these tattoos.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Oh, but it's why you married me.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
No, my dad is the one who said, try to
marry a girl with bad tattoos. It shows she makes
bad decisions but sticks with it. You liked my last one, No,
I didn't.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
You had Christmas tattooed on the inside of one thigh
and New Year's tattooed on the inside of the other thigh.
Speaker 10 (13:37):
I did that because you always said there's nothing to
do between the holidays.
Speaker 6 (13:43):
Well, okay, I'll give you that one. But so, what's
this new tattoo you're so excited about.
Speaker 10 (13:48):
Well, I know how much you love old movies, right,
and who's your favorite actress.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
Of all ta Rigid Bardoux.
Speaker 10 (13:55):
Well, in her honor, I had her initials biggest life tattooed.
Speaker 15 (13:59):
I'm my glorious body.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
All right, turn around and get those scants off. Let's
have a look.
Speaker 12 (14:07):
You got it.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
There?
Speaker 3 (14:11):
What do you think?
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Well, what's wrong? Honey? Who the hell is Bob? We
hope you enjoy John, Billy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 14 (14:31):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the christy old
tattoo artist who specializes in butts.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar like
I can see it.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Good morning, Big Show's on a radio and more big
show right around the corner.
Speaker 16 (14:48):
A good morning, This is big show, Plastic Thurgeon, Doctor
Holland p Win. I fixed Jackie Twins, Randyth Butt and
Smarty Marty's man if man hooded. Next up on the
John Boy and Billy Big Show Life. Oh for John
Boy ship extensions for Billy and Tata. Sorry, but a
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brain transplanted a little lot of my league.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
But I'll take a work at it. I mean, what
could it hurt? Good Morning is a big shan the
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radio visit a star that was made right here on
the Big Show. Start out reading the lunch menu for
the Caberras County school systems. Were County, whole County, Robert D.
Rayford here on the Big Show, the lunch menu Mad.
They found fame and fortune, wound up writing a kid's
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book and the Big Show for him, that's what we
thought it first something. No, it's good, guys. Here here
he is being honored this Monday morning lunch menu Mad,
Monday for you h were familiar with him, Let's get
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familiar right now.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Here's your school lunch menu for the week of November
fifth through November the eleventh for the Caberras County Schools. Hello,
I'm the lunch menu man. Monday cheezburger, turkey salad on
lettuce with crackers, French fries, corn tinto, beans and fruit.
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Tuesday Tuesday's election days. The children remind you moms and
dads to get out and boat down back to the menus.
Tuesday Salad bar with lofat dressing, chicken nuggets, Lasagia tast
salad dice pchadas, black eyed peas.
Speaker 11 (17:39):
Fruit.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
And garlic roll. Wednesday taco bar, fried chicken, roast, beef, sandwich, broccoli, soup,
pada bites, lettuce and tomato, pasta fruit had a roll.
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Thursday potato bar, potato brito, bake, ham coat, flaw, wiped potatoes,
cream games, pattas, fruit and a roll are the day.
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Broni paza, salmon, patty, corn.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Green, pink any fruit.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Chick and with soup, fruit, fruit.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
And a roll.
Speaker 17 (19:02):
Enter your selection number.
Speaker 18 (19:06):
Alright, I think this kind of reminds you a pulp
fiction to us, like somebody just stuck him in the
heart with a needleful of a dreg.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
He enjoys his job telling you, yes, that is an
absolutely true school, good deal.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
played John Boyd Jebordary for a a sorbing a small
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Southern tradition for over one hundred years. Eating healthy includes
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Make it easy for you at the Big show dot com.
Hang on play for minutes, Lunchman you and spurred a
lot of imitators over the years, some very famous, like
this one.
Speaker 18 (20:06):
Ooh yeah, this is the Macho Man with the macho
menu lineup.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Monday meat loaf.
Speaker 18 (20:12):
Ten thousand people tell ten thousand lies, but Monday's meat
loaf killed ten thousand flies. Macho Man says, brown bagging
brings some grub from home, and for dessert, don't forget
to snap into a slim gym baby Tuesday taco bar.
I don't know when they started doing a taco bar
deal in the lunch room, because when Macho Man was
in school, it was take what you get from behind
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the counter and keep the line moving.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Jug in gold figure tacos are kind of hard to
screw up, I guess, so go for it, brother, and
don't forget the top it off with a slim gym
ooh yeah. Wednesday Feberoni Pizza. Don't let the name fool you.
Speaker 18 (20:47):
Any resemblance between the stuff and real pizza's purely coincidental.
Speaker 9 (20:52):
Mia figure.
Speaker 18 (20:52):
It's a layer abyss quick with whatever's left over from
the Tuesday taco bar.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Tu don a top it more definitely not recommended.
Speaker 18 (21:00):
Joe Man says brown bag Day number two, slim gym optional.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Thursday artdal board. This won't help.
Speaker 18 (21:08):
Sneak and gravy dig it from the macho Man. Anytime
they don't gravy on something, Brother, they're covering up. I
might have Mom stop off on the way to school,
pick up the slim gym, party back and.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Split it with my butts. Dig it Friday.
Speaker 18 (21:22):
Four words that ought to strike fear in the hearts
of any man. Two of them are macho Man. The
other tur on the menu today fried fish. It'd be
good practice for the hospital food you're gonna be eating
when they rush you into bump your stomach. Matcho mans
is deer clear of the seafood slim gyms for everybody.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
That's the lineup. Brothers.
Speaker 18 (21:43):
Stay in school and except for Tuesday, stay out at
the cafeteria.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
On it's two. Don't forget anytime it's a good time
to snap into a slim gym. Think it, brother, ooh ye.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Ah, it happened many He's back on TV commercials. Of course,
not the real macho man Randy. That'd be quite a
trick for a while.
Speaker 8 (22:08):
Yeah, so there's a knockoff of Randy.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Well, I'm sure his estate you know sea they called
him and everything looks like dressed like him, looked like him,
which say no, yeah, a new generation. Well, let's play
John BOYD Jeopardy here, let's jump right in here. Don't
look for it in the travel brochure. Most of those
large holiday cruise ships have a very secret refrigerated area
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of the ship that is set aside for storing these.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Ah, what is the pirates rum bottles?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
You always think like that? I like it all. What
y'all got one? Eight hundred Big Show you told free line.
We played John BOYD Jeopardy Next Good Monday morning, and
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the Big Show's on the radio. Our feature track from
the Big Show, Big Box. Married man sings Dad to
the Bone. There's your keywords, dad Bone hit the Big Box.
Make a John Bonebelly album for your dad.
Speaker 10 (23:34):
Right now.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Well, let's play Yees live across America. It's John Boy
Jam and now a man who says dad bod is
just a nice way of saying he's fat. But he
prefers to identify as skinny. We think he's transslender. He
boy back out as I hated John out of mart Mississippi.
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Good morning, John, good morning, body has everything one of
my favorite states this morning.
Speaker 19 (24:09):
I know I'm pretty good.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
All right, Well, joined us in their state and have bliss. John,
you got first shot at John Boy, Jependon and Bertee
County peanuts, So saying don't look for it in the
travel brochure. Most of those large holiday cruise ships have
a very secret refrigerated area of the ship that are
set aside for storing thieves, dead bodies, dead bodies. Yes, man,
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that's pretty wild. It's pretty ruesome. Hey, but John, look
at you getting some bird Tea County peanuts sitting down
to your pad in Mississippi.
Speaker 12 (24:51):
I appreciate first time college.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
All right, Bondygutt, hang on with jacket, all right, thank you,
all right, we're gonna jump out, catch you up on
your news on the other side of this report on
time capsule for this Monday morning, and Oliver dorgs about
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twenty minutes.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Good morning, Regin. Let me say uh when when'd you
shave you go to you?
Speaker 9 (26:06):
Or when'd you grow that?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
I saw you when when you had your weekend?
Speaker 17 (26:11):
Well they say you got thenashed the race first before
you can first.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Be the winter or whatever it is. And you go
slower to go faster. But you know, how do you like?
Speaker 5 (26:25):
What kind of animal would you be?
Speaker 9 (26:28):
Like on the racetrack?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Go to the experiences at the racetracks? Like around you know, permanent.
But now when you're going to travel on the road,
I mean the first time in the first or June?
Is that right? I wrote that down?
Speaker 17 (26:42):
Well, you can shoot the bird that loaded the golden egg.
I guess by by giving them too much of what
they really want. Uh oh yeah, don't forget our school.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
That's all right. Experience excuse me, driving experience. It's named
after you.
Speaker 8 (27:04):
All right.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
There are five men on that court at the same time.
If the ball goes through the basket, mort for your team,
you win.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
We didn't need you to come to practice. Find any place.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
John will is in is in that warm spot I
left in the bay? Mean, okay, good, I'm gonna tell
tell us some time, Tyler. Have you got predate problems?
John boyn Billy here to remind you that after the
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races lead town will will still.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
I can't call it John here to mind you that
a too.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Just uh, hey, run joy you that you're listening to
John Boy and Billy racing.
Speaker 8 (28:02):
Okay, hey is Randula Joy?
Speaker 4 (28:04):
You guys are listening to John Boy and Billy racing?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Can't Can you just tell them something in there about
us being buddies. This is the first thing min the
morning show. Who didn't see that one coming? The big
show right here? See us coming, y'all.
Speaker 9 (28:21):
Lord y'all, don't shut up.
Speaker 18 (28:23):
I'm gonna go out on my mind.
Speaker 20 (28:26):
Shawn Boy and Billy don't do drugs. And if you must,
right them, drive Good morning radio, dumb right, come on.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Radio until your Monday, June or ninth. In all, let's
bring in Oliver. Well, well, well, here we go again.
Speaker 6 (29:19):
Does this sound familiar? You wake up disappointed that the
grim reaper passed you by again. You try to keep
your eyes open long enough not to go to the
bathroom on the floor.
Speaker 9 (29:35):
Again.
Speaker 6 (29:38):
You try to keep your eyes open as you rinse
off in the shower that never really gets hot. You
realize too late that you forgot to do laundry, so
you paw through an overflowing hamper, searching for a happy
balance between not too wrinkled and not too smelly. Then
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into the family sedan, trying to keep your eyes open
long enough to get to work, where you slave the
best years of your life away for people who don't
know you exist, and the ones who do know you exist.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Hate you.
Speaker 6 (30:21):
Then it's back home to the sagging bosom of your
family who hates you.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
And guess what, Tomorrow you get to do it all
over again.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
What to do? What to do?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Cheer up?
Speaker 6 (30:44):
Your life doesn't have to be so boring. There are
lots of ways to keep things interesting and keep those
around you guessing. I just bet you've forgotten how much
fun it is to irritate, aggravate, and agitate other. Here
are a few ideas you might try that'll help you
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maintain a healthy level of insanity this year. At lunch,
sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point
a hair dryer at passing vehicles. Page yourself over the intercom.
Don't bother disguising your voice every time someone asks you
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to do something. Say do you want fries?
Speaker 3 (31:30):
With that?
Speaker 6 (31:34):
Put a big garbage can on your desk and label
it in. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks.
Once everyone is over their caffeine addiction, switch over to espresso.
In the memo field of all your checks right for sexual.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Favors, I've done that.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
Nobody believed it, Randy, Randy. Finish all your sentences with
in accordance with the prophecy as often as possible, skip
instead of walk. Ask people what sex they are, laugh
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hysterically after they answer. Specify over and over again that
your drive through order is to go. When the money
comes out of the ATM scream I won I won
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over dinner. Tell your children, due to the economy, we're
going to have to let one of you go. Run
screaming from the pet store. The lobsters are loose, Find
a busy spot at the mall and verbally rate passing
women from one to ten. Insist on doing your wedding
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vows in pig latter. Tell your grandparents that they're out
of your will. I hope this inspires you be creative,
have fun, and don't let the sobs get you down.
But most importantly, live every day as if it were
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your last, because someday you'll be right.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Good more than everybody to Big Show Us on the radio.
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Hangout.
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We're gonna show our acting jobs coming.
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I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie star.
I did one play in Summer stuff.
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I have one line.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
I forgot it.
Speaker 21 (34:16):
Thank god I can write down all my bits. I'm
the jump Boy and Billy Big Shoe.
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Go Monday morning. This will make show on the radio.
John Boys Wonderful Thing number one hundred and forty six.
It's a King of the Road service member money clip
from the National Motor Club. Genuine solid brass, uh Polish
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Holish Brad. Here very much, Jack and how get your
name and I hattan to win it. When you hit
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(36:05):
go jag in with the original.
Speaker 19 (36:08):
Here's your school lunch menu for the week of November
twenty seven through December first, for the Cabarras County schools. Hello,
I'm the lunch menu Man, happy as a lark as
all you children are to be back because school is
back in session. Hope you all had a happy holiday.
Just a few short weeks till Christmas, so more surprises
on the way. Because of your request, there is a
Christmas album in the works from the Lunch Menu Man,
(36:30):
just for you. Call the Tribune for details seven eight, two, three,
one five y five. More on that later, but remember
we want you to have a happy and safe holiday season.
So if you have to drink and drive, please drink
Sundrop now. I'm especially excited about this week's menu because
of all the delicious entrees, so please right now to
the menu.
Speaker 15 (36:52):
Monday cheezburger, turkey salad on lettuce with crackers, French fries.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
Corn panto, beans, pasta and fruit.
Speaker 15 (37:15):
Tuesday salad bar with low fat dressing, chicken nuggets, Lazagnia
soft salad, diced potatoes, black eyed peas, fruit, an garlic roll.
(37:41):
Wednesday taco bar, fried chicken, roast, beef sandwich, broccoli, soup,
potato bites, lettuce and tomato, pasta, fruit.
Speaker 11 (38:05):
And a roll. Thursday potato bar, beef brito, baked ham,
cows law, whipped potatoes, green bean, pasta, fruit.
Speaker 18 (38:32):
And a roll.
Speaker 11 (38:35):
Friday Bar of the Day paperoni, pizza, salmon, patty, corn, green.
Speaker 4 (38:49):
Peas, chicken, noodle, soup, fruit.
Speaker 11 (38:59):
And a.
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Enter your selection number.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Right man a lunchman. You man goes worldwide. At the
bottom of the hour, Hango, we'll explain the first. Let's
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