May 12, 2025 • 47 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s a Married Man Monday!.. - Rev. Billy Ray attacks working mothers and then offers them a place to stick their kiddies during summer vacation.. - Plus we’ve got Gary Busey, the Playhouse, Tarmac the Magnificent and Oliver!…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
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Man, Jack John Boy and Belly All.
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me more whoa.
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I feel so vunerable.
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Smile your lift back, We walk over for your lift back.
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Wow, cognoodle doo, up and out on.
Speaker 7 (01:15):
It is Monday, May the twelve, then we gonna be
celebrating a.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Married man Monday.
Speaker 8 (01:27):
No, man, we're talking about married man on Friday, heading
the Mother's Day weekend. The request come, We've got some
gud lined up for you his Mother's Day three ways
coming up at the bottom of the hour.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
That's that we're getting.
Speaker 7 (01:46):
Ah, let's say, here's National fibrom Alga Day. That's awareness
about it. I hear all about it.
Speaker 9 (01:57):
Man, it's a painful. It's a painful very.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
Uh so National Women's check Up Day. You women get
your jagga.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Yeah, another another nation.
Speaker 9 (02:09):
It's a good day.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
Moving along, National Nutty Fudge Day. Why don't you have
like a women's day to make nutty fudge and feed
you man?
Speaker 10 (02:23):
I don't think it's really a Woman's Day if you
make them cook, you.
Speaker 9 (02:27):
Know, especially fudge. How heart is to make budge?
Speaker 5 (02:30):
How about woman Day and the kidgen how about doing
good luck?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Like living alone?
Speaker 5 (02:36):
John? Let's see what else? National Limerick Day and all
those get on my nerves?
Speaker 11 (02:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (02:44):
Yeah, how many have a woman that just does liprics
all day?
Speaker 5 (02:47):
In this day? Living in a cave?
Speaker 7 (02:52):
By the way, uh, National a dometer Day. William Clayton
invented theme on the state in eighteen forty seven as
he crossed the US place in a covered wagon.
Speaker 9 (03:08):
How was he counting miles in that?
Speaker 12 (03:10):
That's interesting?
Speaker 10 (03:11):
Yeah, that way it connected to one of the wagon
wheels and counted the revolutions.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
So you see how many revolutions it goes in a
mile or a half a mile.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Then you do some math.
Speaker 10 (03:22):
Yep.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
Did they understand math in eighteen forty seven? So yeah,
all right, well there you go, Randy. Well we got
three days in this receaved up one with Buffalo Bill.
That's when we gotta get eye winning beginning, because I
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Was it?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Two three dates in history where we got our categories
for you to win.
Speaker 7 (04:08):
Eighteen eighty seven, Buffalo Bill and his Wild West Show
appeared before the Queen of England in London. When Bill
unfurled the American flag, the Queen rose to her feet
and bowed in salute. It was the first time a
king or Queen of England saluted the American flag since we,
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you know, beat them up and became our own countries.
Speaker 10 (04:32):
Okay, I don't think they brought that off.
Speaker 9 (04:35):
I like history with you.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
I was move up to eighteen ninety six, Spitting on
sidewalks was declared illegal in New York City after the
Department of Health passed and ordnance banning spitting in all
public places.
Speaker 9 (04:53):
You think that's a good rule, yep, we go with
it yourself.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
That's good, okay, I'm d on the sidewalk.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
And finally, nineteen ninety two thirty men and two women
from nine nations reached the summit of Mount Everest, the
most climbers to reach the peak in one day, thirty
men and two women in a day.
Speaker 10 (05:14):
They just passed a law that you're no longer allowed
to climb Mount Everest unless you are an accomplished climber.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Great rule that.
Speaker 13 (05:23):
They could rule.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Yeh yeah, and no spinning off the mountain. Well, there
you go.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
There's that.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
Three categories one eight hundred big shows. You're told free
line across America. Come on play out birds next good
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Monday morning. It's a big show on the radio. In
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Big Box at the Big Show Dot coming right up
just for women.
Speaker 11 (06:19):
Upburst. Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
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John Boy and Billy we give the prizes from the
big Prize being.
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Let's go contested number one.
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This should really be a lot of funs win you're
playing Upburst. Have a hurry up and guest time you
love the best time you love a big shots.
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Let's say had a.
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Round from Basha Fill, South Carolina, we.
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Have the shots.
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Hey, hey, Rob, welcome here, buddy.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
Oh right, then let's get that win and begin and
out of Bishopville this morning.
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Home of the lizard Man.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
That's right.
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You know what that was, don't you? Rob?
Speaker 7 (07:16):
You know why it ain't never showed up again after
all these years. It was a deer that was shedding
his antlers. That's what I think. What do you think?
Speaker 11 (07:24):
Rob?
Speaker 10 (07:25):
Oh well, I kind of have some information that I'm
gonna let the door keep going on.
Speaker 7 (07:31):
But uh yeah, we do.
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Home of a living Man.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Oh Rob, I've got some inside information, all right.
Speaker 11 (07:37):
We have.
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No worry. Jackie're talking out of him.
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All right.
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you that swag from world long Rob. In five seconds.
Three places you see the American flag ready to go, the.
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White House, schools and the mood.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
Good one now, Rob. Three things found on a sidewalk
ready to go. You got gone spit and chalk line.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
You gotta play hopscotch. They rode for the wind. Three
things you can climb, ready go.
Speaker 13 (08:17):
A tree tears and.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Yeah, alright, Rob, the prize back, Buddy is coming your way.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Congratulations, Thank you, John boy.
Speaker 10 (08:34):
You'll have a goat one. Appreciate everything, all right, buddy,
I go.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
It's a bottom of the hour. Here come the top
of your nudes. To kick off our.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Married man, Monday. Let him back in Mother's Day.
Speaker 16 (08:53):
On the other side, good born and makes shows on
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the radio. Here we go, kicking off our married man Monday.
Speaker 14 (09:40):
My redmand My red man drives around in a minivan
god a wife and some kids. His whole life's on
the kids. Hey, there goes the married man. How's he feel? Listen, dude,
this poor guy's really screwed. Hang in, Buy a thread
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cord of milk, loaf bread, hay. There there goes the
married man. Got a big gas grew, buys his clothes.
Speaker 17 (10:11):
At the gap, and he's just about hanging on.
Speaker 18 (10:16):
Followed this car married man, man read man, friendly neighborhood
married man.
Speaker 14 (10:23):
My friend has nothing life or let him do what
she says.
Speaker 11 (10:28):
It's a about.
Speaker 14 (10:29):
Time he grew up married. There's a screw up you'll
find the married man.
Speaker 19 (10:36):
As our story opens, married man is making a stop
at his friendly neighborhood convenience stall when he runs into
his old pal college.
Speaker 12 (10:42):
Buddy, Hey, married man, how's it hanging?
Speaker 13 (10:45):
Oh?
Speaker 19 (10:45):
So hanging.
Speaker 11 (10:46):
I mean, how's it going? Oh?
Speaker 12 (10:48):
Fine, are you?
Speaker 7 (10:49):
He didn't expect to see you out running around on
Mother's Day Sunday.
Speaker 11 (10:52):
Oh, just picking up a few things.
Speaker 20 (10:54):
Let's see here, fuses, friction tape or chapstick.
Speaker 12 (11:00):
She had to get tampons.
Speaker 13 (11:01):
Huh.
Speaker 12 (11:01):
Yeah, we're a our holes anywhere, right over there.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Between the cat food and the disposable diapers.
Speaker 12 (11:07):
Hey, married man, isn't that the shrew phone?
Speaker 20 (11:09):
I wish you wouldn't keep calling it that. I'm afraid
of the accidentally slip out sometime. Excuse me, Hello, Yes, honey,
I'm there now. Yes, yes, they have them. No, I
don't see the super MAXI just the right guitar Max. No,
I don't think these have the wings. Yes, I know
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we're supposed to make them. Her mother in fifteen minutes. Yes,
I'll be right there, no problem. No, I don't remember
if she said she wanted to go to the Chinese
place or the Mexican place.
Speaker 12 (11:44):
Hold, that's okay, we could, Yes, I'll hold Hey, what's happening?
Speaker 20 (11:48):
We just got that three way calling feature on our phone.
She's getting her mother on the phone. Hello, Yes, I'm
still here. Okay, he's putting it on. Hello, mother Fletcher,
I'm fine.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
How are you.
Speaker 12 (12:08):
Oh that's a shame.
Speaker 20 (12:10):
Well, try not to scratch it. Yes, honey, I can
hear her. Fine, what well, actually, mother Flutger, the the
Chinese and the Mexican are both really in the same
price for it? No, off hand, I don't know if
they use MSG at the Chinese place. Yes, I know
it makes you go to see what the Mexican sometimes
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gives you gas. No, I wouldn't want that either. Yes,
it is kind of a difficult choice. Listen, I'm on
the shoe, I mean the mobile phone right now. Let
me hang up and YouTube can talk it over. No,
I don't think it will break the connection. Let's let's
give it. Let's just give it a try.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
How would that be yet?
Speaker 12 (12:57):
Yes, honey, I'm going to the check out right now.
Speaker 20 (12:59):
I'll be home five minutes. What's that, mother Fletcher. Yes,
I'm right right beside the candy cover one of those
Reese's peanut butter eggs. I believe they only sell those
at Easter, Mother Fletcher. Well, yes, I guess there could
be one or two left over all right, I'll check
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on it for you, could you too, Hold on for
just a second.
Speaker 12 (13:23):
Hey, college buddy, Yeah, do you want a gun?
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Sure? In fact, I got it in the truck right now.
Speaker 12 (13:29):
Go out, get it, bring it in and then shoot me.
Speaker 19 (13:34):
Well married man, finally, snap, Will there'll be any more
peanut butter eggs?
Speaker 12 (13:38):
Will the cleuk speak English? Tune in again?
Speaker 19 (13:41):
Next time we will hear the little woman say, mother
Fletcher say, and married man say mm hmm.
Speaker 12 (13:50):
Saves going jam. You know you really ought to clean
this thing more often.
Speaker 19 (13:53):
Mos spank That tightening adventure coming your way, same married time,
same married Channel's a school.
Speaker 11 (14:01):
Look you'll find the married nine.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Action.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Hello friends, your old pal Burt Burn here with another
fungus spreading edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse today's
episode The Animal Agent. As our story opens, the director
of a retirement community is trying to book some entertainment
for the old folks. Hi and welcome. I'm Maurice Hansen,
owner of Critter Media. You must be Missus Jablotski for
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the old folks home.
Speaker 9 (14:59):
I get it, get retirement community.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Got you, got you, got you, got you, got you.
So you're looking for some entertainment for your residency.
Speaker 9 (15:06):
Yes, they love animals, and I'm just looking for some
options to have during their afternoon tea.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Got you got you, got you got you?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Okay, we will will you got a tiger who does
a high wire act that juggles Hershey's kisses.
Speaker 9 (15:17):
Oh, no, that sounds too dangerous.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
Oh, the tiger is very tame.
Speaker 9 (15:21):
Oh, it's not the tiger, it's the chocolate. Some of
our folks are diabetes.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Oh, got you got you, got you, got you got you.
Speaker 16 (15:26):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
We got a performing seal that could play a number
of musical instruments. Well does he see, well, only after
he's had a few drinks.
Speaker 9 (15:34):
Yeah, what kind of music?
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Yacht rock?
Speaker 9 (15:37):
Oh? I think that might be a bit up tempo
for our folks.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Got you got You, got You got you got you?
Oh we got we got a crocodile that does impressions.
Pass a bill you're playing armadillo? Nah, a cobra that
does tax returns too jewish.
Speaker 9 (15:50):
What we need is something unusual but nice and s
a date low key, you know, so it won't get
them too riled up.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Got you got you, got you, got you got you? Hey,
how about a Gary the Gibbon He never says a word.
All he does is card tricks.
Speaker 9 (16:05):
Okay, now that sounds cudd.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Great, consider it booked. Let's try a mellow gibbon around
the old folks teeth and how we hope you've enjoyed
John Billy and Billy playhouse. Hey, how about doing that
top two buttons drop go you got you got you
got you got. Tune in next time when we'll hear
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Beano the Farting Bear say.
Speaker 12 (16:31):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Got you got you got you.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
All right?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Here are hot well hark hot hold.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Hey, everyone knows list.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
There's l list, is le list, go Horado fast is
well List, there's lest o.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Honey, good, I'm going on, I know.
Speaker 13 (17:00):
What.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Good morning.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
This is a big show on the radio for you. Monday,
May twelfth. You having a birthday today. Happy birthday. You're
sharing one with possibly the greatest comedian of all time,
comedian George Carlin would have been eighty eight.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
Years old today. We're going back and looked at that.
Speaker 7 (17:53):
It says you're considered by many to have been the
greatest stand up comedian of all time.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
This resume man.
Speaker 7 (18:00):
He put out fourteen stand up comedy specials for HBO.
He was the first host of Saturday Night Live. In
nineteen seventy five. He was posthumously awarded the Mark Twain
Prize for American Humor in eight He was court martialed
multiple times while working as a radar technician in the
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Air Force.
Speaker 9 (18:22):
Wow, I don't have any info that well be with authority.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Huh.
Speaker 8 (18:28):
Well.
Speaker 7 (18:28):
He started his career in radio with Jack Burns, working
for radio station KXOL in Fort Worth, Texas, as a
comedy duo, winner of five Grammy Awards, who first rose
to fame for his infamous seven Dirty Words comedy routine,
which he performed in nineteen seventy two, which was central
to the seventy eight US Supreme Court case. In UH six,
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he voicing character Phil Moore for the Amenor feature Cars.
Oh no, though he was on that with that boy
Larry June twenty second. Wait at the age of seventy
one with Harvard George carl I still remember those seven
dirty words as you gave toots and the other one
is tots.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
Still we still can't say that word no on the radio.
Speaker 9 (19:17):
Probably not at this hour.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Okay, well we wouldn't anyway, So let's just stick with toots. Hey,
hang on, Toots, we.
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Speaker 11 (19:31):
We still do that.
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All right, right now, our married man Monday continues.
Speaker 14 (20:19):
My readman, my redman drives around in a minivan. God
a wife and some kids. He's a life's on the skids. Hey,
there there goes the married man.
Speaker 11 (20:33):
House.
Speaker 14 (20:33):
He feel listen, dude, this part guy's really screwing, hanging
on by a thread cord of milk, loaf of bread.
Speaker 11 (20:42):
Hay, there there goes the married man got a big
gas grill, buys his.
Speaker 17 (20:49):
Clothes at the gap, and he's just about hanging on
for this car.
Speaker 11 (20:56):
My reed man, my remand friendly neighborhood. Married man.
Speaker 14 (21:02):
Has nothing life. I let him do what they she says,
it's about time he grew. Well, there's a screw. Well
you don't find them.
Speaker 19 (21:12):
Married mane as a starry oppens married man, the fellast
defender of traditional family values, as in hot pisot, two
thousand flushes. Oh, come on, two thousand flushes. It's got
to be here somewhere. That's the last thing she said.
Don't forget that two thousand flushes.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Hey, married man, how's it hanging?
Speaker 13 (21:32):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (21:33):
How's what hanging?
Speaker 4 (21:34):
I mean, how's it going?
Speaker 12 (21:35):
Oh hey it's my old pal college buddy.
Speaker 15 (21:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Hey, we missed you in the county softball tournament last week.
Speaker 17 (21:41):
Man.
Speaker 19 (21:41):
Oh yeah, well I was on a very important case.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
But what case.
Speaker 20 (21:46):
Well, actually the wife had robics that night. I kind
of had to watch the kids. You know, those women
can't live with them because they can be hard to
live with sometimes.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
I see marriage hasn't told your razor sharp wit. Oh no, hey,
that was a little shot, wasn't it.
Speaker 12 (22:04):
Ah, you can't fool me.
Speaker 20 (22:06):
Hey, beneath this tame, domesticated interior, I'm still that hunk
of burning love I was in college.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
Oh yeah, we'll prove it.
Speaker 13 (22:15):
What do you mean?
Speaker 7 (22:16):
Well, you see that little blonde work in the express lane,
there's nobody in line.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
Walk up to her. See if you can pick her up.
Speaker 11 (22:22):
Oh I couldn't do that.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
I don't mean really pick her up. Just, you know,
gover and flirt with her a little bit.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
It'll be good for you. Come on, I don't know.
Speaker 12 (22:32):
I'm a little rusty.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Hey, I thought you were a hunk of burning love.
Well I am, yeah, right you do.
Speaker 19 (22:39):
You really don't think I can do it?
Speaker 13 (22:41):
Do you?
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Let's say I've got my dad.
Speaker 12 (22:43):
Well, stand back, mister skeptic. Observe the master inaction.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Good afternoon, sir.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
How are you today? No married? I'm heavily married.
Speaker 19 (22:53):
I've never cheated on my wife in twelve years of marriage.
Speaker 11 (22:55):
I've been absolutely faithful.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
I'm married.
Speaker 11 (22:57):
I tell you I'm married.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Boy, you are a little rusty.
Speaker 19 (23:05):
Well married mind recover from his Freudian faux pas killing
end for the thrilling conclusion on our next episode, Same
married Time, Same married channels.
Speaker 11 (23:15):
There's a school. Look you don't find the married mine.
Speaker 7 (23:21):
Another episode coming in about an hour. His old girlfriend
shows up. Well, let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's jump
right in here. On the average, fifty cans of this
company's products are sold every second of every day in
the US, making it the best selling name brand in
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American grocery stores.
Speaker 9 (23:45):
What is whoop ass?
Speaker 11 (23:49):
What y'all got one?
Speaker 5 (23:50):
Ain't under the Big Show?
Speaker 17 (23:51):
You told?
Speaker 7 (23:51):
Free line? Across America? We play John Boy Jeopardy next.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Good Monday morning. Big Show's on the radio.
Speaker 7 (24:23):
Feature driving the Big Show, bit Box, Oliver's Rules for Women.
There's for keywords women rule where the hit of bit
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Speaker 21 (24:34):
Right now, let's play Jills live across America. It's John
Boy Jeff, Oh wow wow, and now your host, let's
see at fifty cans a second. I know it can't
be John Boy Billy grilling sauce, because well he's still
coming to work.
Speaker 11 (24:52):
He's John Boy, and I am.
Speaker 7 (24:56):
As a head of Will having a hunt of Georgia.
Good morning, Will, Good morning, how you got buddy? We
are too awesome for words, but I will try. Wonderful
welcome in here, buddy. You got first shot at John
Boy Jeopardy. So only average. We're saying fifty cans of
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this company's products sold every second every day in the US.
It's the best selling named brand in American grocery stores.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Can you put it up?
Speaker 13 (25:26):
Will?
Speaker 11 (25:28):
That's a tough one.
Speaker 17 (25:29):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (25:30):
Is it Campbell soup?
Speaker 7 (25:31):
That sounds like it could be. Let's consult the survey
show us Campbell soup, Yes it is. Y'all got a
favorite Campbell soup?
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Just a basic chicken?
Speaker 22 (25:48):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (25:48):
Yes, mushroom mushroom. That's a good one.
Speaker 10 (25:51):
Yeah, good based soup.
Speaker 7 (25:52):
Cheddar mushroom, boy, I use that in every crop, pot
thing of meat that I'm doing.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
What were you doing? Some beef, some carrots, potatoes, mushroom cheddar?
Speaker 10 (26:03):
What's that other? Can we always use creepy cream of chicken?
Speaker 5 (26:07):
No, No, it's mushroom. It's cheddar mushroom, Jackie. Are you
paying attention to me? I'm trying to work on the
on the recipe. I'm sorry, I'm listening. It is beefy
mushroom and golden.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
Keep the golden mushroom doesn't one. I couldn't think you
use that in can as well.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
Jedder.
Speaker 9 (26:22):
See, I'm still with chicken and stars, so I don't
even know what you're talking about.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
I got you wo we harvest another cow? Okay star
from scratch.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
Hey, good work on you?
Speaker 7 (26:35):
And will you got your big old price back head
down in the hunt you hang on for Jackie.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
Yes, sir, appreciate it.
Speaker 23 (26:41):
Guys.
Speaker 7 (26:47):
All right, here we go, jumping out, catching you up
on your noon right on the other side on Monday
morning time capsule and then Reverend better Ray listen up.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 11 (27:42):
Man.
Speaker 23 (27:43):
Hello, Hey, so hot, I'm alive for a fat.
Speaker 7 (27:47):
Everybuddy, John Boy Bidder Here I say mag hih, no driving,
no talking?
Speaker 23 (27:53):
He looking from my god?
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Oh not much.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
How's it going with you, buddy?
Speaker 15 (27:57):
Not?
Speaker 5 (27:59):
What's wrong?
Speaker 23 (28:00):
Well nothing? But did you ever talk to me when
it wasn't going on? No?
Speaker 10 (28:05):
As you mentioned?
Speaker 12 (28:06):
Hey, well what's up to?
Speaker 24 (28:08):
Oh?
Speaker 23 (28:08):
Debtend him a mighty event for a week Dayfore yesterday
he fulfilled a dream. He's half since the day I
met him.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
Well, one thing pops your moment that probably isn't.
Speaker 23 (28:23):
This comes back to the summer in nineteen seventy nine.
Speaker 7 (28:26):
Uh huh.
Speaker 23 (28:27):
Me and him met at this little bear joint. Huh,
I know you find that that's tremendous surprise. We had
us a bear are twelve, and as we was walking
home and re pass this Cadillac dealership, well, de stop
and press his nose up against the window of the showroom,
cause there sat a brand new Eldorado Black, shining fully loaded.
(28:50):
After he quit drooling, he turns to him and says,
he that there's the car of my dreams. I'm gonna
start right now. I'll put aside a little bit out
of my paycheck a week in a special savan's account.
Someday I'm gonna be driving one of them.
Speaker 12 (29:05):
About that, he's kep it up.
Speaker 23 (29:07):
Ever since then, bus had a little every payday. He
never quest talking about this dream of his.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
Uh huh.
Speaker 23 (29:13):
Yesterday he turns in and says, heart, today is the day.
So he goes down to the bank, drawed out his money,
went down, bought the car of his dream.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Wow, a brand new Cadillac No.
Speaker 23 (29:25):
A nineteen seventy nine cattleg Still onto a dream, he
don't let go.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
So was it worth the wait?
Speaker 23 (29:35):
Well, he didn't get to drive it long enough to
find out.
Speaker 13 (29:37):
He told it on the way home from the car lock.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Oh man, you kidding?
Speaker 23 (29:41):
A car running red like plowed right into oh man.
He spun around three or four times, barrel rolled across
the road down this embankment. The car burst into flames
about half a second after he crawled out the windows.
Speaker 11 (29:55):
Oh man, was he hurt?
Speaker 23 (29:57):
No, not a scratch on him.
Speaker 13 (29:59):
Wow.
Speaker 23 (29:59):
He climbs up the hill and that sits out of
the cars, smashed all the pieces too.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
Well, what about the other driver, Well, he wasn't hurting either.
Speaker 23 (30:07):
Turns out, it says here Catholic priests.
Speaker 11 (30:09):
Uh huh.
Speaker 23 (30:10):
He walks over. Dever, says son, this is a miracle.
Both of our cars are completely demolished. Yit here we
stand completely on hard This is a sign. I think
God brought us together for a reason. This is the
beginning of a divinely ordained friendship.
Speaker 11 (30:28):
Wow.
Speaker 23 (30:28):
Two of them shook hands. They started hugging.
Speaker 13 (30:30):
One night.
Speaker 23 (30:31):
There was a plumb there.
Speaker 25 (30:32):
Broke into tears.
Speaker 23 (30:34):
Well they're standing there looking at the cars, and the
priest says, look, my son, another miracle of sign walks
over beside his car. Takes up this burtle of wine.
Hoseem says, after a crash like we just had this
bottle show him in smashed to bits, but here it
is completely on harm just like us. Uh huh, I
think God intended for us to share this bottle of
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wine as a celebration of our new found friend. Wow.
So the priest comes up the bottle, hands it to
Devor and he takes two or three big old gloves
off of it, hands it back to the priest. Well,
the priest takes a bottle, he puts the cork back
in it and sets it down on the ground. Uh
Deverortt looks at he says, well, father, ain't you gonna
have a drink? And the priest says, now, I believe
(31:18):
I just wait for the police to get here, get.
Speaker 6 (31:25):
This car, got a knee one and figured out his
new best friend in the world was no good all
in last than fifteen minutes.
Speaker 23 (31:35):
Yeah, the Lord works in ways. They got to run
here since the dream we were just lost his life
a designated driver. Now you gonna see Yeah, well, well
you tell him I said you're not you mean y'all?
Hen straight upon.
Speaker 22 (31:54):
The hun boy and Billy what you just said is
one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you
even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
Speaker 5 (32:12):
Good morning radio, done.
Speaker 7 (32:13):
Right, Good morning, there's a big show on the radio.
(32:42):
All right, here's that call.
Speaker 13 (32:44):
Good morning Big Joe, Good morning ther John Boy and Billy,
and good morning all our beloved friends. Heathery're in radio land.
There's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sordid Joshua
Independent Full Assapal Pennacoctlysia just Offsteed Road twenty three on
the Frontage Road. Well, friends, it's a lazy, crazy, unsavy
(33:09):
days of summer again. You know, time was there was
a certain group of youngins that got left home all
along without no adult supervision. Today we call that group
just about all youngins. All saw their Billy, Bob and Dan.
(33:30):
Mama can't stay home and care for you like their
Bible teachers. She's got a career now. Gotta put on
that mannish looking pant suit, push your bosoms together and
get out there in the business world. And Daddy gotta
pay for them. Two cars in that full liquor cabinet
and that high defamation fat screen TV with these hundred
(33:54):
channels on it, or as they call it, providing for
the basic necessities now. But don't worry, kids, she's doing
it all for you. See, Mama's got to work outside
the home because she wants to be able to provide
all the waltz and needs and positive role modeling that
are growing young in needs. See that's why she's leaving
(34:17):
y'all to fend for yourself for eight or ten hours
a day. All but you won't really be alone. Fire
up that fat screen TV and let the electronic babysitter
fill your young skull full of life lessons. Get the
real deal from the media professionals like the horse faces
of the Apocalypse on the view feature in Jamaican Communists,
(34:42):
Whoopy gold Steve another big girl, I think she knows everything.
Good thing and that little blond you know, the one
that's almost pretty in a bony horrice con. Yeah, boy,
the liberal man hating secular humanism is just what you need.
Do you laugh off at and then flip on your
(35:04):
eyepog and get some solid career advice from the demon
beta today's secular seducers in the music biddings. You know,
brainiacs like Lady Jorgas, Queen Leveta, fifteen Cents, Kanye West,
Tater Swift, Toby Creep, Lady antre Venom and all their
(35:26):
mother hellish powers on the eye. T ain't no wonder.
Half the youngins in his countryes on some kind of medication.
It's supposed to fix them. Appeal for this. Appeal for that.
I'll tell you what they need, the gross pill, exactly
what they're gonna get that. This year's extra narrow minded
(35:48):
ed this year of the Sword of Joshua, Vageish and
Bible School. Our special guest headmaster this year is doctor
Robbie Joel Montaigne from The Signs and One. There's Pennecostal
Temple and Country Day School in Wetnard, Nebraska. Doctor Montine
will be laying the scriptural SmackDown on today's wayward youth
(36:12):
in his patented corporal Punishing King James Only style instruction
and exhortation in the classic Pennecostal laying on a Hand's tradition,
got a problem child bybe Joe knows how to kick it.
Old school and when I say it, I mean.
Speaker 11 (36:30):
They're rear in.
Speaker 13 (36:32):
Heads up, working moms, just because you're going to hell,
don't me and you kids have to line up.
Speaker 23 (36:38):
There with you.
Speaker 13 (36:39):
Five four days of Bible thumping but whooping action. Yours
for Just twenty nine ninety five runs Monday through Friday
at the Sword of Joshua, Independent photogspe for Pennecostal Assembly
just onf Steed Road twenty three on the Friday Road.
This is Reverend Burray Collins from and use his time
(37:01):
return so you don't burn John Boyn that yo, keep him.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Straight up y, Good morning, Big Show's on the radio.
More big Show right around the corner. Good morning, This
is Big Show. Plastic Surgeon, Doctor Holland p Win.
Speaker 6 (37:19):
I fixed Jackie Twins, Randy Butt and Smarty Marty's Massive
man hooted. Next up on the John Boy and Billy
Big Show Life Oh for John boy Shin extensions for
Billy and Tata. Sorry, but a brain transplanted a little
(37:40):
lot of my league. But I'll take a work at it.
Speaker 11 (37:43):
I mean, what could it hurt?
Speaker 7 (38:19):
Good Monday morning. It's a big show on the radio.
When I feature track with the Big Show, Good Box,
I got the evening out, I married man Monday with
Oliver's Rules for Women. There's for keywords women, the Rules
at the Big Box, at the Big Show dot.
Speaker 4 (38:37):
Com right now and hit our Monday morning song.
Speaker 5 (38:40):
Yeah, Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Swerving as done by Robert Earl Keen is being lying
the Big Show.
Speaker 24 (38:47):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
Come on, Jackie, get ready to say.
Speaker 25 (38:55):
Sometimes on my days are filled.
Speaker 26 (38:58):
With that's that travel I left some bad things ain't
going my way because there's always someone.
Speaker 12 (39:12):
Swirming in my life.
Speaker 5 (39:16):
You keep swerving in my life.
Speaker 26 (39:20):
And it's causing lots of banger.
Speaker 5 (39:24):
I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
I'm shooting you the flame.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
Keep switching on my bride lines.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Just to him.
Speaker 24 (39:39):
When you're swerving all lives pie by. You're running someone
off the ride. The day Joe Way, I thought I never.
Speaker 25 (39:53):
Never could another. How else could I but bowing you
run into me. I can't believe I could.
Speaker 13 (40:09):
Not see her.
Speaker 12 (40:10):
A'll tank up the ones at the waiting.
Speaker 24 (40:16):
You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of things.
Speaker 4 (40:24):
I'm cussing out your name. I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 24 (40:31):
I keep switching on my briding lights, but you're just
too dimpty. Now when you're swerving all lights? Oh, why
you're running someone off the road?
Speaker 4 (40:53):
Driving a big show?
Speaker 7 (40:57):
Good morning, I got a big show on the radio
coming up. We got a Happy Herd prize bag. You
can win if you can beat the blonde. Click on
the Happy Herd banner to the Big Show dot com
enter code JBB get tim person all the checkout, hang on,
you win you something in minutes. Where's another episode of
our super hero this morning?
Speaker 14 (41:23):
My readmand, my readman drive surrounding a minivan God, my
wife and some kids. His whole life's on the skids.
Hate There there goes to my readmnd.
Speaker 11 (41:37):
House. He feel listen, dude, this part. Guy's really screwed.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
Hanging on.
Speaker 11 (41:42):
Buy a bread cord of milk, loaf of bread.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
Hay.
Speaker 11 (41:46):
There there goes for.
Speaker 14 (41:48):
My readmand, got a big gas will buys his clothes.
Speaker 17 (41:54):
At the gap, and he's just about hanging on this card.
Speaker 18 (42:00):
Married man, my red man, friendly neighborhood, married man, my
in has no sing life or.
Speaker 14 (42:08):
Let him do what the she says. HiT's about timing groove.
Where there's a school, you'll find the married mine.
Speaker 20 (42:18):
As our story opens, Married Mine and his costume Cohort's
all walking through the Rundown warehouse district in the heart
of central city.
Speaker 4 (42:27):
They married.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Man, Could you bring us to a sea deier side
of town next time.
Speaker 5 (42:32):
I just love walking.
Speaker 3 (42:33):
Around the high crime area in skin tight span decks.
Speaker 27 (42:37):
Actually, the crime rate in this part of town is
fairly low. It's the arts district. I got a lot
of friends who have studios around here. They love the
funky spaces and the dirt cheap rents.
Speaker 19 (42:47):
All right, stay sharp, team, I think we're getting close.
Does anybody else hear that?
Speaker 4 (42:54):
Every guy? Iss your cellphone?
Speaker 19 (42:56):
Frot, I hit this new phone. I can't figure out
how to change. That's the ringer.
Speaker 20 (43:01):
Hello, Hi, honey, Bunny. Yeah, the team is downtown for
our big photo shoot. I have no idea how long
it's going to say what pick up the new curtains
on the way home? Where are they? Well, that's clear
on the other side of town. Can't you pick them
up later? The decorator is coming first thing in the morning,
(43:23):
and you need the drapes so you can pick out
a new wallpaper pattern.
Speaker 19 (43:27):
All right, I'll take care of it.
Speaker 20 (43:28):
Mick, Hey, bgah, why are we having our picture took anyway, Oh,
I filled out a questionnaire at superhero Marketing dot com.
They give you a free report on how to maximize
your visibility and earn extra cash by merchandising your super team.
Speaker 7 (43:45):
And when he printed it out, there was a coupon
for free photo shoot at some studio around here.
Speaker 20 (43:51):
Hey, it's a great deal to eight by tens two
five x sevens ten wallet size and a sheet of
full color photo stickers.
Speaker 5 (43:58):
What are you twelve? Old girl?
Speaker 28 (44:01):
Hey guys, there only has thirteen thirteen king straight bingo. Okay, team,
let's go. Hello anybody here.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
Had a many big gu let's placed me as in
fuck here?
Speaker 27 (44:17):
Then the look you sure this is the right of dress?
Speaker 19 (44:19):
This is it all right?
Speaker 13 (44:21):
Oh?
Speaker 20 (44:23):
Suddenly a giant metal panel slam shot of the building's exit.
Speaker 11 (44:32):
Greetings, old pray we meet again for the last time.
Speaker 5 (44:38):
Great Caesar's goat.
Speaker 20 (44:40):
It's my arch nemesis, the Sultan of Sleeves divorced man, I.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
See my phony website pulled the wool completely over your eyes,
and look at this. You brought the entire crew, including
that boozy Benedict Arnald drinking bunny.
Speaker 20 (44:57):
Hey my girl, long time, No, say you ain't still
marry at me about leaving you and teaming up with.
Speaker 17 (45:03):
The gig guys.
Speaker 5 (45:04):
Are you please?
Speaker 2 (45:05):
As if you were any help at all, You're the
worst evil henchman in the.
Speaker 5 (45:08):
History of villainy.
Speaker 19 (45:09):
You hurt me, big girl, hold my cell phone, college, buddy,
this could get ugly.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
Showbode while you can, married man, because today is the
end of your pathetic career as a matrimonial role model.
Speaker 27 (45:24):
He sounds really.
Speaker 20 (45:25):
Mad, Sticker may, big Girl, Me and him used to
be friends.
Speaker 25 (45:28):
I'm not being able to talk us.
Speaker 12 (45:29):
Out of this man.
Speaker 5 (45:30):
You're right, divorce man. He is a bit of a girl.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Silence you, nackering numbskulls. I shall deal with the rest
of you later. Right now, it's all about you, married man,
the straight arrow who's made a career out of thwarting
my ambitions to promote adultery and infidelity among the citizens
of Central City. Well, those days are over, because you
(45:54):
are about to encounter or foe that not even your
legendary intestinal fortitude can win.
Speaker 12 (46:05):
Hi, God, remember me that voice.
Speaker 9 (46:09):
It can't be Oh but it is long time, no sea, sweetie.
Speaker 5 (46:14):
Oh, this is bad, This is really bad. Who is
that bigger?
Speaker 7 (46:18):
It's Vicky Mcgriddoald's the biggest crush of married man's high
school career.
Speaker 5 (46:22):
The one that broke his heart, the one he never
got over.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Married man, say hello to old girl.
Speaker 19 (46:30):
Fred Harmona Harmona Harmona.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
Oh hello, oh high honey bunny.
Speaker 5 (46:45):
Yeah he's not here right now.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
Can I take a.
Speaker 20 (46:47):
Message, Holly? This will end badly. Married man face to
face with a one menace. Even he is powerless to
resist kuning in again. Next time, when we'll hear old
girlfriend say.
Speaker 9 (47:01):
Come here and give me a hug.
Speaker 19 (47:04):
Married man say you Hormona, Hormona, Hormona, an indigo girl,
say you know she really is cute.
Speaker 20 (47:13):
Don't miss our next week to tightening episode, same married time,
same married channels.
Speaker 11 (47:19):
There's a school. Look you'll find the married nine.
Speaker 7 (47:24):
Oh rit stay tuned. More married man coming up alight. Well,
that's like beating the blonde one eight hundred big show
you told free line.
Speaker 5 (47:33):
We'll go to contestant and play next
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Oh I love all those fine big Crown radio man.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Water Winch, Cousin, Brusie, walk.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Man, Jack John Boy and Belly All.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
John Boy Belly had only two white men ever made
me more whoa.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
I feel so vunerable.
Speaker 6 (00:31):
Smile your lift back, We walk over for your lift back.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Wow, cognoodle doo, up and out on.
Speaker 7 (01:15):
It is Monday, May the twelve, then we gonna be
celebrating a.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Married man Monday.
Speaker 8 (01:27):
No, man, we're talking about married man on Friday, heading
the Mother's Day weekend. The request come, We've got some
gud lined up for you his Mother's Day three ways
coming up at the bottom of the hour.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
That's that we're getting.
Speaker 7 (01:46):
Ah, let's say, here's National fibrom Alga Day. That's awareness
about it. I hear all about it.
Speaker 9 (01:57):
Man, it's a painful. It's a painful very.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
Uh so National Women's check Up Day. You women get
your jagga.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Yeah, another another nation.
Speaker 9 (02:09):
It's a good day.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
Moving along, National Nutty Fudge Day. Why don't you have
like a women's day to make nutty fudge and feed
you man?
Speaker 10 (02:23):
I don't think it's really a Woman's Day if you
make them cook, you.
Speaker 9 (02:27):
Know, especially fudge. How heart is to make budge?
Speaker 5 (02:30):
How about woman Day and the kidgen how about doing
good luck?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Like living alone?
Speaker 5 (02:36):
John? Let's see what else? National Limerick Day and all
those get on my nerves?
Speaker 11 (02:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (02:44):
Yeah, how many have a woman that just does liprics
all day?
Speaker 5 (02:47):
In this day? Living in a cave?
Speaker 7 (02:52):
By the way, uh, National a dometer Day. William Clayton
invented theme on the state in eighteen forty seven as
he crossed the US place in a covered wagon.
Speaker 9 (03:08):
How was he counting miles in that?
Speaker 12 (03:10):
That's interesting?
Speaker 10 (03:11):
Yeah, that way it connected to one of the wagon
wheels and counted the revolutions.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
So you see how many revolutions it goes in a
mile or a half a mile.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Then you do some math.
Speaker 10 (03:22):
Yep.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
Did they understand math in eighteen forty seven? So yeah,
all right, well there you go, Randy. Well we got
three days in this receaved up one with Buffalo Bill.
That's when we gotta get eye winning beginning, because I
believe it or not, we're awake, all right, Big Shoe's
on the radio. Good morning, Big Shows on a radio.
(03:45):
First prize pack in the SORM of the swag from
World Lawn Mowors is the best value zero turned moors
on the market of three year, unlimited hours warranting commercial
grade Kawasaki Engines heavy duty fabricated deck.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Starting at just twenty nine nine and nine world Long,
Tough on grass, Easy on you?
Speaker 7 (04:03):
Was it?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Two three dates in history where we got our categories
for you to win.
Speaker 7 (04:08):
Eighteen eighty seven, Buffalo Bill and his Wild West Show
appeared before the Queen of England in London. When Bill
unfurled the American flag, the Queen rose to her feet
and bowed in salute. It was the first time a
king or Queen of England saluted the American flag since we,
(04:29):
you know, beat them up and became our own countries.
Speaker 10 (04:32):
Okay, I don't think they brought that off.
Speaker 9 (04:35):
I like history with you.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
I was move up to eighteen ninety six, Spitting on
sidewalks was declared illegal in New York City after the
Department of Health passed and ordnance banning spitting in all
public places.
Speaker 9 (04:53):
You think that's a good rule, yep, we go with
it yourself.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
That's good, okay, I'm d on the sidewalk.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
And finally, nineteen ninety two thirty men and two women
from nine nations reached the summit of Mount Everest, the
most climbers to reach the peak in one day, thirty
men and two women in a day.
Speaker 10 (05:14):
They just passed a law that you're no longer allowed
to climb Mount Everest unless you are an accomplished climber.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Great rule that.
Speaker 13 (05:23):
They could rule.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Yeh yeah, and no spinning off the mountain. Well, there
you go.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
There's that.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
Three categories one eight hundred big shows. You're told free
line across America. Come on play out birds next good
(06:02):
Monday morning. It's a big show on the radio. In
our feature track from the Big Show bid Box, Oliver's
Rules for Women. There's her keywords women rules in the
Big Box at the Big Show Dot coming right up
just for women.
Speaker 11 (06:19):
Upburst. Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 14 (06:25):
John Boy and Billy we give the prizes from the
big Prize being.
Speaker 11 (06:31):
Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 15 (06:34):
This should really be a lot of funs win you're
playing Upburst. Have a hurry up and guest time you
love the best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 9 (06:46):
Let's say had a.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Round from Basha Fill, South Carolina, we.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Have the shots.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Hey, hey, Rob, welcome here, buddy.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
Oh right, then let's get that win and begin and
out of Bishopville this morning.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Home of the lizard Man.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
You know what that was, don't you? Rob?
Speaker 7 (07:16):
You know why it ain't never showed up again after
all these years. It was a deer that was shedding
his antlers. That's what I think. What do you think?
Speaker 11 (07:24):
Rob?
Speaker 10 (07:25):
Oh well, I kind of have some information that I'm
gonna let the door keep going on.
Speaker 7 (07:31):
But uh yeah, we do.
Speaker 13 (07:32):
Home of a living Man.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Oh Rob, I've got some inside information, all right.
Speaker 11 (07:37):
We have.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
No worry. Jackie're talking out of him.
Speaker 13 (07:41):
All right.
Speaker 7 (07:41):
Well, let's get you through these three categories and get
you that swag from world long Rob. In five seconds.
Three places you see the American flag ready to go, the.
Speaker 13 (07:53):
White House, schools and the mood.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
Good one now, Rob. Three things found on a sidewalk
ready to go. You got gone spit and chalk line.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
You gotta play hopscotch. They rode for the wind. Three
things you can climb, ready go.
Speaker 13 (08:17):
A tree tears and.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Yeah, alright, Rob, the prize back, Buddy is coming your way.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Congratulations, Thank you, John boy.
Speaker 10 (08:34):
You'll have a goat one. Appreciate everything, all right, buddy,
I go.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
It's a bottom of the hour. Here come the top
of your nudes. To kick off our.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Married man, Monday. Let him back in Mother's Day.
Speaker 16 (08:53):
On the other side, good born and makes shows on
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the radio. Here we go, kicking off our married man Monday.
Speaker 14 (09:40):
My redmand My red man drives around in a minivan
god a wife and some kids. His whole life's on
the kids. Hey, there goes the married man. How's he feel? Listen, dude,
this poor guy's really screwed. Hang in, Buy a thread
(10:01):
cord of milk, loaf bread, hay. There there goes the
married man. Got a big gas grew, buys his clothes.
Speaker 17 (10:11):
At the gap, and he's just about hanging on.
Speaker 18 (10:16):
Followed this car married man, man read man, friendly neighborhood
married man.
Speaker 14 (10:23):
My friend has nothing life or let him do what
she says.
Speaker 11 (10:28):
It's a about.
Speaker 14 (10:29):
Time he grew up married. There's a screw up you'll
find the married man.
Speaker 19 (10:36):
As our story opens, married man is making a stop
at his friendly neighborhood convenience stall when he runs into
his old pal college.
Speaker 12 (10:42):
Buddy, Hey, married man, how's it hanging?
Speaker 13 (10:45):
Oh?
Speaker 19 (10:45):
So hanging.
Speaker 11 (10:46):
I mean, how's it going? Oh?
Speaker 12 (10:48):
Fine, are you?
Speaker 7 (10:49):
He didn't expect to see you out running around on
Mother's Day Sunday.
Speaker 11 (10:52):
Oh, just picking up a few things.
Speaker 20 (10:54):
Let's see here, fuses, friction tape or chapstick.
Speaker 12 (11:00):
She had to get tampons.
Speaker 13 (11:01):
Huh.
Speaker 12 (11:01):
Yeah, we're a our holes anywhere, right over there.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Between the cat food and the disposable diapers.
Speaker 12 (11:07):
Hey, married man, isn't that the shrew phone?
Speaker 20 (11:09):
I wish you wouldn't keep calling it that. I'm afraid
of the accidentally slip out sometime. Excuse me, Hello, Yes, honey,
I'm there now. Yes, yes, they have them. No, I
don't see the super MAXI just the right guitar Max. No,
I don't think these have the wings. Yes, I know
(11:31):
we're supposed to make them. Her mother in fifteen minutes. Yes,
I'll be right there, no problem. No, I don't remember
if she said she wanted to go to the Chinese
place or the Mexican place.
Speaker 12 (11:44):
Hold, that's okay, we could, Yes, I'll hold Hey, what's happening?
Speaker 20 (11:48):
We just got that three way calling feature on our phone.
She's getting her mother on the phone. Hello, Yes, I'm
still here. Okay, he's putting it on. Hello, mother Fletcher,
I'm fine.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
How are you.
Speaker 12 (12:08):
Oh that's a shame.
Speaker 20 (12:10):
Well, try not to scratch it. Yes, honey, I can
hear her. Fine, what well, actually, mother Flutger, the the
Chinese and the Mexican are both really in the same
price for it? No, off hand, I don't know if
they use MSG at the Chinese place. Yes, I know
it makes you go to see what the Mexican sometimes
(12:35):
gives you gas. No, I wouldn't want that either. Yes,
it is kind of a difficult choice. Listen, I'm on
the shoe, I mean the mobile phone right now. Let
me hang up and YouTube can talk it over. No,
I don't think it will break the connection. Let's let's
give it. Let's just give it a try.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
How would that be yet?
Speaker 12 (12:57):
Yes, honey, I'm going to the check out right now.
Speaker 20 (12:59):
I'll be home five minutes. What's that, mother Fletcher. Yes,
I'm right right beside the candy cover one of those
Reese's peanut butter eggs. I believe they only sell those
at Easter, Mother Fletcher. Well, yes, I guess there could
be one or two left over all right, I'll check
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on it for you, could you too, Hold on for
just a second.
Speaker 12 (13:23):
Hey, college buddy, Yeah, do you want a gun?
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Sure? In fact, I got it in the truck right now.
Speaker 12 (13:29):
Go out, get it, bring it in and then shoot me.
Speaker 19 (13:34):
Well married man, finally, snap, Will there'll be any more
peanut butter eggs?
Speaker 12 (13:38):
Will the cleuk speak English? Tune in again?
Speaker 19 (13:41):
Next time we will hear the little woman say, mother
Fletcher say, and married man say mm hmm.
Speaker 12 (13:50):
Saves going jam. You know you really ought to clean
this thing more often.
Speaker 19 (13:53):
Mos spank That tightening adventure coming your way, same married time,
same married Channel's a school.
Speaker 11 (14:01):
Look you'll find the married nine.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Action.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Hello friends, your old pal Burt Burn here with another
fungus spreading edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse today's
episode The Animal Agent. As our story opens, the director
of a retirement community is trying to book some entertainment
for the old folks. Hi and welcome. I'm Maurice Hansen,
owner of Critter Media. You must be Missus Jablotski for
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the old folks home.
Speaker 9 (14:59):
I get it, get retirement community.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Got you, got you, got you, got you, got you.
So you're looking for some entertainment for your residency.
Speaker 9 (15:06):
Yes, they love animals, and I'm just looking for some
options to have during their afternoon tea.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Got you got you, got you got you?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Okay, we will will you got a tiger who does
a high wire act that juggles Hershey's kisses.
Speaker 9 (15:17):
Oh, no, that sounds too dangerous.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
Oh, the tiger is very tame.
Speaker 9 (15:21):
Oh, it's not the tiger, it's the chocolate. Some of
our folks are diabetes.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Oh, got you got you, got you, got you got you.
Speaker 16 (15:26):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
We got a performing seal that could play a number
of musical instruments. Well does he see, well, only after
he's had a few drinks.
Speaker 9 (15:34):
Yeah, what kind of music?
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Yacht rock?
Speaker 9 (15:37):
Oh? I think that might be a bit up tempo
for our folks.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Got you got You, got You got you got you?
Oh we got we got a crocodile that does impressions.
Pass a bill you're playing armadillo? Nah, a cobra that
does tax returns too jewish.
Speaker 9 (15:50):
What we need is something unusual but nice and s
a date low key, you know, so it won't get
them too riled up.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Got you got you, got you, got you got you? Hey,
how about a Gary the Gibbon He never says a word.
All he does is card tricks.
Speaker 9 (16:05):
Okay, now that sounds cudd.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Great, consider it booked. Let's try a mellow gibbon around
the old folks teeth and how we hope you've enjoyed
John Billy and Billy playhouse. Hey, how about doing that
top two buttons drop go you got you got you
got you got. Tune in next time when we'll hear
(16:29):
Beano the Farting Bear say.
Speaker 12 (16:31):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Got you got you got you.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
All right?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Here are hot well hark hot hold.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Hey, everyone knows list.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
There's l list, is le list, go Horado fast is
well List, there's lest o.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Honey, good, I'm going on, I know.
Speaker 13 (17:00):
What.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Good morning.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
This is a big show on the radio for you. Monday,
May twelfth. You having a birthday today. Happy birthday. You're
sharing one with possibly the greatest comedian of all time,
comedian George Carlin would have been eighty eight.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
Years old today. We're going back and looked at that.
Speaker 7 (17:53):
It says you're considered by many to have been the
greatest stand up comedian of all time.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
This resume man.
Speaker 7 (18:00):
He put out fourteen stand up comedy specials for HBO.
He was the first host of Saturday Night Live. In
nineteen seventy five. He was posthumously awarded the Mark Twain
Prize for American Humor in eight He was court martialed
multiple times while working as a radar technician in the
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Air Force.
Speaker 9 (18:22):
Wow, I don't have any info that well be with authority.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Huh.
Speaker 8 (18:28):
Well.
Speaker 7 (18:28):
He started his career in radio with Jack Burns, working
for radio station KXOL in Fort Worth, Texas, as a
comedy duo, winner of five Grammy Awards, who first rose
to fame for his infamous seven Dirty Words comedy routine,
which he performed in nineteen seventy two, which was central
to the seventy eight US Supreme Court case. In UH six,
(18:53):
he voicing character Phil Moore for the Amenor feature Cars.
Oh no, though he was on that with that boy
Larry June twenty second. Wait at the age of seventy
one with Harvard George carl I still remember those seven
dirty words as you gave toots and the other one
is tots.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
Still we still can't say that word no on the radio.
Speaker 9 (19:17):
Probably not at this hour.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Okay, well we wouldn't anyway, So let's just stick with toots. Hey,
hang on, Toots, we.
Speaker 7 (19:24):
Got more married man coming your way. They famed two
thousand flushes episode in minutes.
Speaker 11 (19:31):
We still do that.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
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Speaker 7 (19:38):
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All right, right now, our married man Monday continues.
Speaker 14 (20:19):
My readman, my redman drives around in a minivan. God
a wife and some kids. He's a life's on the skids. Hey,
there there goes the married man.
Speaker 11 (20:33):
House.
Speaker 14 (20:33):
He feel listen, dude, this part guy's really screwing, hanging
on by a thread cord of milk, loaf of bread.
Speaker 11 (20:42):
Hay, there there goes the married man got a big
gas grill, buys his.
Speaker 17 (20:49):
Clothes at the gap, and he's just about hanging on
for this car.
Speaker 11 (20:56):
My reed man, my remand friendly neighborhood. Married man.
Speaker 14 (21:02):
Has nothing life. I let him do what they she says,
it's about time he grew. Well, there's a screw. Well
you don't find them.
Speaker 19 (21:12):
Married mane as a starry oppens married man, the fellast
defender of traditional family values, as in hot pisot, two
thousand flushes. Oh, come on, two thousand flushes. It's got
to be here somewhere. That's the last thing she said.
Don't forget that two thousand flushes.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Hey, married man, how's it hanging?
Speaker 13 (21:32):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (21:33):
How's what hanging?
Speaker 4 (21:34):
I mean, how's it going?
Speaker 12 (21:35):
Oh hey it's my old pal college buddy.
Speaker 15 (21:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Hey, we missed you in the county softball tournament last week.
Speaker 17 (21:41):
Man.
Speaker 19 (21:41):
Oh yeah, well I was on a very important case.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
But what case.
Speaker 20 (21:46):
Well, actually the wife had robics that night. I kind
of had to watch the kids. You know, those women
can't live with them because they can be hard to
live with sometimes.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
I see marriage hasn't told your razor sharp wit. Oh no, hey,
that was a little shot, wasn't it.
Speaker 12 (22:04):
Ah, you can't fool me.
Speaker 20 (22:06):
Hey, beneath this tame, domesticated interior, I'm still that hunk
of burning love I was in college.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
Oh yeah, we'll prove it.
Speaker 13 (22:15):
What do you mean?
Speaker 7 (22:16):
Well, you see that little blonde work in the express lane,
there's nobody in line.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
Walk up to her. See if you can pick her up.
Speaker 11 (22:22):
Oh I couldn't do that.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
I don't mean really pick her up. Just, you know,
gover and flirt with her a little bit.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
It'll be good for you. Come on, I don't know.
Speaker 12 (22:32):
I'm a little rusty.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Hey, I thought you were a hunk of burning love.
Well I am, yeah, right you do.
Speaker 19 (22:39):
You really don't think I can do it?
Speaker 13 (22:41):
Do you?
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Let's say I've got my dad.
Speaker 12 (22:43):
Well, stand back, mister skeptic. Observe the master inaction.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Good afternoon, sir.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
How are you today? No married? I'm heavily married.
Speaker 19 (22:53):
I've never cheated on my wife in twelve years of marriage.
Speaker 11 (22:55):
I've been absolutely faithful.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
I'm married.
Speaker 11 (22:57):
I tell you I'm married.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Boy, you are a little rusty.
Speaker 19 (23:05):
Well married mind recover from his Freudian faux pas killing
end for the thrilling conclusion on our next episode, Same
married Time, Same married channels.
Speaker 11 (23:15):
There's a school. Look you don't find the married mine.
Speaker 7 (23:21):
Another episode coming in about an hour. His old girlfriend
shows up. Well, let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's jump
right in here. On the average, fifty cans of this
company's products are sold every second of every day in
the US, making it the best selling name brand in
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American grocery stores.
Speaker 9 (23:45):
What is whoop ass?
Speaker 11 (23:49):
What y'all got one?
Speaker 5 (23:50):
Ain't under the Big Show?
Speaker 17 (23:51):
You told?
Speaker 7 (23:51):
Free line? Across America? We play John Boy Jeopardy next.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Good Monday morning. Big Show's on the radio.
Speaker 7 (24:23):
Feature driving the Big Show, bit Box, Oliver's Rules for Women.
There's for keywords women rule where the hit of bit
box at the Big Show dot com there.
Speaker 21 (24:34):
Right now, let's play Jills live across America. It's John
Boy Jeff, Oh wow wow, and now your host, let's
see at fifty cans a second. I know it can't
be John Boy Billy grilling sauce, because well he's still
coming to work.
Speaker 11 (24:52):
He's John Boy, and I am.
Speaker 7 (24:56):
As a head of Will having a hunt of Georgia.
Good morning, Will, Good morning, how you got buddy? We
are too awesome for words, but I will try. Wonderful
welcome in here, buddy. You got first shot at John
Boy Jeopardy. So only average. We're saying fifty cans of
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this company's products sold every second every day in the US.
It's the best selling named brand in American grocery stores.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Can you put it up?
Speaker 13 (25:26):
Will?
Speaker 11 (25:28):
That's a tough one.
Speaker 17 (25:29):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (25:30):
Is it Campbell soup?
Speaker 7 (25:31):
That sounds like it could be. Let's consult the survey
show us Campbell soup, Yes it is. Y'all got a
favorite Campbell soup?
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Just a basic chicken?
Speaker 22 (25:48):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (25:48):
Yes, mushroom mushroom. That's a good one.
Speaker 10 (25:51):
Yeah, good based soup.
Speaker 7 (25:52):
Cheddar mushroom, boy, I use that in every crop, pot
thing of meat that I'm doing.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
What were you doing? Some beef, some carrots, potatoes, mushroom cheddar?
Speaker 10 (26:03):
What's that other? Can we always use creepy cream of chicken?
Speaker 5 (26:07):
No, No, it's mushroom. It's cheddar mushroom, Jackie. Are you
paying attention to me? I'm trying to work on the
on the recipe. I'm sorry, I'm listening. It is beefy
mushroom and golden.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
Keep the golden mushroom doesn't one. I couldn't think you
use that in can as well.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
Jedder.
Speaker 9 (26:22):
See, I'm still with chicken and stars, so I don't
even know what you're talking about.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
I got you wo we harvest another cow? Okay star
from scratch.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
Hey, good work on you?
Speaker 7 (26:35):
And will you got your big old price back head
down in the hunt you hang on for Jackie.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
Yes, sir, appreciate it.
Speaker 23 (26:41):
Guys.
Speaker 7 (26:47):
All right, here we go, jumping out, catching you up
on your noon right on the other side on Monday
morning time capsule and then Reverend better Ray listen up.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 11 (27:42):
Man.
Speaker 23 (27:43):
Hello, Hey, so hot, I'm alive for a fat.
Speaker 7 (27:47):
Everybuddy, John Boy Bidder Here I say mag hih, no driving,
no talking?
Speaker 23 (27:53):
He looking from my god?
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Oh not much.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
How's it going with you, buddy?
Speaker 15 (27:57):
Not?
Speaker 5 (27:59):
What's wrong?
Speaker 23 (28:00):
Well nothing? But did you ever talk to me when
it wasn't going on? No?
Speaker 10 (28:05):
As you mentioned?
Speaker 12 (28:06):
Hey, well what's up to?
Speaker 24 (28:08):
Oh?
Speaker 23 (28:08):
Debtend him a mighty event for a week Dayfore yesterday
he fulfilled a dream. He's half since the day I
met him.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
Well, one thing pops your moment that probably isn't.
Speaker 23 (28:23):
This comes back to the summer in nineteen seventy nine.
Speaker 7 (28:26):
Uh huh.
Speaker 23 (28:27):
Me and him met at this little bear joint. Huh,
I know you find that that's tremendous surprise. We had
us a bear are twelve, and as we was walking
home and re pass this Cadillac dealership, well, de stop
and press his nose up against the window of the showroom,
cause there sat a brand new Eldorado Black, shining fully loaded.
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After he quit drooling, he turns to him and says,
he that there's the car of my dreams. I'm gonna
start right now. I'll put aside a little bit out
of my paycheck a week in a special savan's account.
Someday I'm gonna be driving one of them.
Speaker 12 (29:05):
About that, he's kep it up.
Speaker 23 (29:07):
Ever since then, bus had a little every payday. He
never quest talking about this dream of his.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
Uh huh.
Speaker 23 (29:13):
Yesterday he turns in and says, heart, today is the day.
So he goes down to the bank, drawed out his money,
went down, bought the car of his dream.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Wow, a brand new Cadillac No.
Speaker 23 (29:25):
A nineteen seventy nine cattleg Still onto a dream, he
don't let go.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
So was it worth the wait?
Speaker 23 (29:35):
Well, he didn't get to drive it long enough to
find out.
Speaker 13 (29:37):
He told it on the way home from the car lock.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Oh man, you kidding?
Speaker 23 (29:41):
A car running red like plowed right into oh man.
He spun around three or four times, barrel rolled across
the road down this embankment. The car burst into flames
about half a second after he crawled out the windows.
Speaker 11 (29:55):
Oh man, was he hurt?
Speaker 23 (29:57):
No, not a scratch on him.
Speaker 13 (29:59):
Wow.
Speaker 23 (29:59):
He climbs up the hill and that sits out of
the cars, smashed all the pieces too.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
Well, what about the other driver, Well, he wasn't hurting either.
Speaker 23 (30:07):
Turns out, it says here Catholic priests.
Speaker 11 (30:09):
Uh huh.
Speaker 23 (30:10):
He walks over. Dever, says son, this is a miracle.
Both of our cars are completely demolished. Yit here we
stand completely on hard This is a sign. I think
God brought us together for a reason. This is the
beginning of a divinely ordained friendship.
Speaker 11 (30:28):
Wow.
Speaker 23 (30:28):
Two of them shook hands. They started hugging.
Speaker 13 (30:30):
One night.
Speaker 23 (30:31):
There was a plumb there.
Speaker 25 (30:32):
Broke into tears.
Speaker 23 (30:34):
Well they're standing there looking at the cars, and the
priest says, look, my son, another miracle of sign walks
over beside his car. Takes up this burtle of wine.
Hoseem says, after a crash like we just had this
bottle show him in smashed to bits, but here it
is completely on harm just like us. Uh huh, I
think God intended for us to share this bottle of
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wine as a celebration of our new found friend. Wow.
So the priest comes up the bottle, hands it to
Devor and he takes two or three big old gloves
off of it, hands it back to the priest. Well,
the priest takes a bottle, he puts the cork back
in it and sets it down on the ground. Uh
Deverortt looks at he says, well, father, ain't you gonna
have a drink? And the priest says, now, I believe
(31:18):
I just wait for the police to get here, get.
Speaker 6 (31:25):
This car, got a knee one and figured out his
new best friend in the world was no good all
in last than fifteen minutes.
Speaker 23 (31:35):
Yeah, the Lord works in ways. They got to run
here since the dream we were just lost his life
a designated driver. Now you gonna see Yeah, well, well
you tell him I said you're not you mean y'all?
Hen straight upon.
Speaker 22 (31:54):
The hun boy and Billy what you just said is
one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you
even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
Speaker 5 (32:12):
Good morning radio, done.
Speaker 7 (32:13):
Right, Good morning, there's a big show on the radio.
(32:42):
All right, here's that call.
Speaker 13 (32:44):
Good morning Big Joe, Good morning ther John Boy and Billy,
and good morning all our beloved friends. Heathery're in radio land.
There's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sordid Joshua
Independent Full Assapal Pennacoctlysia just Offsteed Road twenty three on
the Frontage Road. Well, friends, it's a lazy, crazy, unsavy
(33:09):
days of summer again. You know, time was there was
a certain group of youngins that got left home all
along without no adult supervision. Today we call that group
just about all youngins. All saw their Billy, Bob and Dan.
(33:30):
Mama can't stay home and care for you like their
Bible teachers. She's got a career now. Gotta put on
that mannish looking pant suit, push your bosoms together and
get out there in the business world. And Daddy gotta
pay for them. Two cars in that full liquor cabinet
and that high defamation fat screen TV with these hundred
(33:54):
channels on it, or as they call it, providing for
the basic necessities now. But don't worry, kids, she's doing
it all for you. See, Mama's got to work outside
the home because she wants to be able to provide
all the waltz and needs and positive role modeling that
are growing young in needs. See that's why she's leaving
(34:17):
y'all to fend for yourself for eight or ten hours
a day. All but you won't really be alone. Fire
up that fat screen TV and let the electronic babysitter
fill your young skull full of life lessons. Get the
real deal from the media professionals like the horse faces
of the Apocalypse on the view feature in Jamaican Communists,
(34:42):
Whoopy gold Steve another big girl, I think she knows everything.
Good thing and that little blond you know, the one
that's almost pretty in a bony horrice con. Yeah, boy,
the liberal man hating secular humanism is just what you need.
Do you laugh off at and then flip on your
(35:04):
eyepog and get some solid career advice from the demon
beta today's secular seducers in the music biddings. You know,
brainiacs like Lady Jorgas, Queen Leveta, fifteen Cents, Kanye West,
Tater Swift, Toby Creep, Lady antre Venom and all their
(35:26):
mother hellish powers on the eye. T ain't no wonder.
Half the youngins in his countryes on some kind of medication.
It's supposed to fix them. Appeal for this. Appeal for that.
I'll tell you what they need, the gross pill, exactly
what they're gonna get that. This year's extra narrow minded
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ed this year of the Sword of Joshua, Vageish and
Bible School. Our special guest headmaster this year is doctor
Robbie Joel Montaigne from The Signs and One. There's Pennecostal
Temple and Country Day School in Wetnard, Nebraska. Doctor Montine
will be laying the scriptural SmackDown on today's wayward youth
(36:12):
in his patented corporal Punishing King James Only style instruction
and exhortation in the classic Pennecostal laying on a Hand's tradition,
got a problem child bybe Joe knows how to kick it.
Old school and when I say it, I mean.
Speaker 11 (36:30):
They're rear in.
Speaker 13 (36:32):
Heads up, working moms, just because you're going to hell,
don't me and you kids have to line up.
Speaker 23 (36:38):
There with you.
Speaker 13 (36:39):
Five four days of Bible thumping but whooping action. Yours
for Just twenty nine ninety five runs Monday through Friday
at the Sword of Joshua, Independent photogspe for Pennecostal Assembly
just onf Steed Road twenty three on the Friday Road.
This is Reverend Burray Collins from and use his time
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return so you don't burn John Boyn that yo, keep him.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Straight up y, Good morning, Big Show's on the radio.
More big Show right around the corner. Good morning, This
is Big Show. Plastic Surgeon, Doctor Holland p Win.
Speaker 6 (37:19):
I fixed Jackie Twins, Randy Butt and Smarty Marty's Massive
man hooted. Next up on the John Boy and Billy
Big Show Life Oh for John boy Shin extensions for
Billy and Tata. Sorry, but a brain transplanted a little
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lot of my league. But I'll take a work at it.
Speaker 11 (37:43):
I mean, what could it hurt?
Speaker 7 (38:19):
Good Monday morning. It's a big show on the radio.
When I feature track with the Big Show, Good Box,
I got the evening out, I married man Monday with
Oliver's Rules for Women. There's for keywords women, the Rules
at the Big Box, at the Big Show dot.
Speaker 4 (38:37):
Com right now and hit our Monday morning song.
Speaker 5 (38:40):
Yeah, Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Swerving as done by Robert Earl Keen is being lying
the Big Show.
Speaker 24 (38:47):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
Come on, Jackie, get ready to say.
Speaker 25 (38:55):
Sometimes on my days are filled.
Speaker 26 (38:58):
With that's that travel I left some bad things ain't
going my way because there's always someone.
Speaker 12 (39:12):
Swirming in my life.
Speaker 5 (39:16):
You keep swerving in my life.
Speaker 26 (39:20):
And it's causing lots of banger.
Speaker 5 (39:24):
I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
I'm shooting you the flame.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
Keep switching on my bride lines.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Just to him.
Speaker 24 (39:39):
When you're swerving all lives pie by. You're running someone
off the ride. The day Joe Way, I thought I never.
Speaker 25 (39:53):
Never could another. How else could I but bowing you
run into me. I can't believe I could.
Speaker 13 (40:09):
Not see her.
Speaker 12 (40:10):
A'll tank up the ones at the waiting.
Speaker 24 (40:16):
You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of things.
Speaker 4 (40:24):
I'm cussing out your name. I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 24 (40:31):
I keep switching on my briding lights, but you're just
too dimpty. Now when you're swerving all lights? Oh, why
you're running someone off the road?
Speaker 4 (40:53):
Driving a big show?
Speaker 7 (40:57):
Good morning, I got a big show on the radio
coming up. We got a Happy Herd prize bag. You
can win if you can beat the blonde. Click on
the Happy Herd banner to the Big Show dot com
enter code JBB get tim person all the checkout, hang on,
you win you something in minutes. Where's another episode of
our super hero this morning?
Speaker 14 (41:23):
My readmand, my readman drive surrounding a minivan God, my
wife and some kids. His whole life's on the skids.
Hate There there goes to my readmnd.
Speaker 11 (41:37):
House. He feel listen, dude, this part. Guy's really screwed.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
Hanging on.
Speaker 11 (41:42):
Buy a bread cord of milk, loaf of bread.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
Hay.
Speaker 11 (41:46):
There there goes for.
Speaker 14 (41:48):
My readmand, got a big gas will buys his clothes.
Speaker 17 (41:54):
At the gap, and he's just about hanging on this card.
Speaker 18 (42:00):
Married man, my red man, friendly neighborhood, married man, my
in has no sing life or.
Speaker 14 (42:08):
Let him do what the she says. HiT's about timing groove.
Where there's a school, you'll find the married mine.
Speaker 20 (42:18):
As our story opens, Married Mine and his costume Cohort's
all walking through the Rundown warehouse district in the heart
of central city.
Speaker 4 (42:27):
They married.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Man, Could you bring us to a sea deier side
of town next time.
Speaker 5 (42:32):
I just love walking.
Speaker 3 (42:33):
Around the high crime area in skin tight span decks.
Speaker 27 (42:37):
Actually, the crime rate in this part of town is
fairly low. It's the arts district. I got a lot
of friends who have studios around here. They love the
funky spaces and the dirt cheap rents.
Speaker 19 (42:47):
All right, stay sharp, team, I think we're getting close.
Does anybody else hear that?
Speaker 4 (42:54):
Every guy? Iss your cellphone?
Speaker 19 (42:56):
Frot, I hit this new phone. I can't figure out
how to change. That's the ringer.
Speaker 20 (43:01):
Hello, Hi, honey, Bunny. Yeah, the team is downtown for
our big photo shoot. I have no idea how long
it's going to say what pick up the new curtains
on the way home? Where are they? Well, that's clear
on the other side of town. Can't you pick them
up later? The decorator is coming first thing in the morning,
(43:23):
and you need the drapes so you can pick out
a new wallpaper pattern.
Speaker 19 (43:27):
All right, I'll take care of it.
Speaker 20 (43:28):
Mick, Hey, bgah, why are we having our picture took anyway, Oh,
I filled out a questionnaire at superhero Marketing dot com.
They give you a free report on how to maximize
your visibility and earn extra cash by merchandising your super team.
Speaker 7 (43:45):
And when he printed it out, there was a coupon
for free photo shoot at some studio around here.
Speaker 20 (43:51):
Hey, it's a great deal to eight by tens two
five x sevens ten wallet size and a sheet of
full color photo stickers.
Speaker 5 (43:58):
What are you twelve? Old girl?
Speaker 28 (44:01):
Hey guys, there only has thirteen thirteen king straight bingo. Okay, team,
let's go. Hello anybody here.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
Had a many big gu let's placed me as in
fuck here?
Speaker 27 (44:17):
Then the look you sure this is the right of dress?
Speaker 19 (44:19):
This is it all right?
Speaker 13 (44:21):
Oh?
Speaker 20 (44:23):
Suddenly a giant metal panel slam shot of the building's exit.
Speaker 11 (44:32):
Greetings, old pray we meet again for the last time.
Speaker 5 (44:38):
Great Caesar's goat.
Speaker 20 (44:40):
It's my arch nemesis, the Sultan of Sleeves divorced man, I.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
See my phony website pulled the wool completely over your eyes,
and look at this. You brought the entire crew, including
that boozy Benedict Arnald drinking bunny.
Speaker 20 (44:57):
Hey my girl, long time, No, say you ain't still
marry at me about leaving you and teaming up with.
Speaker 17 (45:03):
The gig guys.
Speaker 5 (45:04):
Are you please?
Speaker 2 (45:05):
As if you were any help at all, You're the
worst evil henchman in the.
Speaker 5 (45:08):
History of villainy.
Speaker 19 (45:09):
You hurt me, big girl, hold my cell phone, college, buddy,
this could get ugly.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
Showbode while you can, married man, because today is the
end of your pathetic career as a matrimonial role model.
Speaker 27 (45:24):
He sounds really.
Speaker 20 (45:25):
Mad, Sticker may, big Girl, Me and him used to
be friends.
Speaker 25 (45:28):
I'm not being able to talk us.
Speaker 12 (45:29):
Out of this man.
Speaker 5 (45:30):
You're right, divorce man. He is a bit of a girl.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Silence you, nackering numbskulls. I shall deal with the rest
of you later. Right now, it's all about you, married man,
the straight arrow who's made a career out of thwarting
my ambitions to promote adultery and infidelity among the citizens
of Central City. Well, those days are over, because you
(45:54):
are about to encounter or foe that not even your
legendary intestinal fortitude can win.
Speaker 12 (46:05):
Hi, God, remember me that voice.
Speaker 9 (46:09):
It can't be Oh but it is long time, no sea, sweetie.
Speaker 5 (46:14):
Oh, this is bad, This is really bad. Who is
that bigger?
Speaker 7 (46:18):
It's Vicky Mcgriddoald's the biggest crush of married man's high
school career.
Speaker 5 (46:22):
The one that broke his heart, the one he never
got over.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Married man, say hello to old girl.
Speaker 19 (46:30):
Fred Harmona Harmona Harmona.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
Oh hello, oh high honey bunny.
Speaker 5 (46:45):
Yeah he's not here right now.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
Can I take a.
Speaker 20 (46:47):
Message, Holly? This will end badly. Married man face to
face with a one menace. Even he is powerless to
resist kuning in again. Next time, when we'll hear old
girlfriend say.
Speaker 9 (47:01):
Come here and give me a hug.
Speaker 19 (47:04):
Married man say you Hormona, Hormona, Hormona, an indigo girl,
say you know she really is cute.
Speaker 20 (47:13):
Don't miss our next week to tightening episode, same married time,
same married channels.
Speaker 11 (47:19):
There's a school. Look you'll find the married nine.
Speaker 7 (47:24):
Oh rit stay tuned. More married man coming up alight. Well,
that's like beating the blonde one eight hundred big show
you told free line.
Speaker 5 (47:33):
We'll go to contestant and play next
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