February 5, 2024 • 43 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we take a page from our childhood and review the “Backyard Bowl”.. - The Grumpy old Man tells why he hates football.. - and the Not Ready For Drive Time Players take on a script entitled, “Super Bowl Sunday.”
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. You got the Big show on the radio.
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You come on me today because you know no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up where the
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horse is heading or these two horses?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Ask cog the new up and out on them. It
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is Monday, Monday morning. The date is February the fifth.
I'm catching up. I got the day and I got
the date.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
So everything I know Ninetime sevens.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Don't hurt my Brain's a National Shower with a Friend day.
Why I say that because later I was telling the
guys we got in its more than heart Jessica Bill's
actresses in the shower eating and finally somebody got some
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good ideas coming out of Hollywood. Okay, so we all
got to share with does the shower? I got the
got the glin Well pulled it up. Those oitator and
Randy found ones. So let's see. We'll hear Jessica Bill's
I thought it was a girl from Flash NaNs.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
No, that was are you thinking Jessica Alba.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
No, Jessica Biels oils. Yeah, so this is Jessica bill Peel,
the actress. But you said she hadn't done anything lately.
Maybe she's just trying to be relevant by eating in
the showers working. Yeah, we're talking about her. When I
first heard it, I thought it was Jessica Biels from
Flash Nance because remember she'd pour water over for she dance. Yeah,
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like Chris Farley did and his movie.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Where's Why did you find More? Section?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Uh not either one of those actually did anything for him.
And so we'll we'll get into that shower eating a
little later. Don't try it until until you hear how
to do it. Yeah, yeah, we got rules. We can't
just go willy nilly all over the place.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
And by we you mean Jessica Biel.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
So, but if it's National Shower with a Friend Day,
maybe y'all you know har snack, okay like that? Okay, good, well,
we'll do that. Let's see here. Also, it's super Bowl week,
so we're kicking things off as we head to the
big game. All right, so again, so and uh, y'all, yeah,
see a lot on Facebook whe of what's happened. Everything's cool.
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Billy is on a sabbatical. He's fine, he's doing good.
But he is on a sabbatical. Uh, pillars, Yes, he
is still with us. I don't know what's going on there.
If he's not, we're gonna have to go get his
paycheck back. It should be a little bit later. It's
boring as well. So okay, so everything's good. Thank you
for uh your report and your understanding. Keep us in
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your thoughts and prayers always, and uh we love each
and every one of you. Everything's okay, going right along. Okay,
then everyone's missed. Okay, Well let's see what we got here.
Three days in history. We'll get our first prize back
out and get the winning beginning for this Super Bowl week,
big shows on the radio. Good morning, I got the
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to win them? Here our three dates in history, the
three categories. It is February the fifth. It was nineteen
fifty three at Walt Disney's animated movie Peter Pan was released.
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All right, my oldest jolly went to a Peter Pan
phase was a little boy.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
I remember that he hadn't fit everything.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah, yeah, wanted to fly and everything. He made them cool,
little green outfit and had they hit staying like Peter
Pan with his hands on us.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
And later on he went through a Peter in the
wolf phase.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
You remember the hell yeah, he could name all the
instruments from the orchestra.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yes, oh, all right, Peter Pan. Let's move up to
nineteen eighty eight, during the first prime time wrestling match
in thirty years, Andre the Giant bead Hulk Hogan. Finally,
in nineteen ninety seven, the Nicaraguan government banned the eating
of green iguanas, fearing the animal was becoming an endangered species.
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Traditional traditionally during Holy Week, Nicaraguans ate green iguana soup
and chicken fried green iguanas. Under the new law, green
iguana eaters could be fined fifty cordabas as five dollars
and fifty cents. American per iguana.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Iguanas were like, that's it.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
That's gonna stop him.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Go dad with fishing down Costa Rican hanging out man
them iguan Some of them they can get big. Yeah,
I don't know if the greenes are that size. They
grow their whole life. Yep, that's wow.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
They're running around Aruba too. We were down there just
run around like straight.
Speaker 7 (06:12):
Cats run around.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Here, a little many dinosaurs.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
There's a komodo dragon that's like really poisonous.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Oh yeah, that's a bigger too. Yeah, they're big. All right. Well,
there's a reptile category for you. One eight hundred big
shows you told free Line. Come on, we'll play out
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Prizes from the Big Prize per Let's go. He contested
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Speaker 1 (07:46):
You love a big shots let's say head of Brian
from Fountain, South Carolina.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
We have shots.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Hello, Briy, Good morning Brian. Let's start Johnny, Hey, Barny,
they get Billy on the phone. Tell me how to
do that again, Brian, good morning. In my mouth as
far as this is radio, you know, jack AND's sister
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was the first of notice I have a pretty mouth
on it.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
That's not what I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Hey Brian, good morning, Barty. How you doing.
Speaker 9 (08:28):
I'm great, Johnny, how are you?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Buddy man?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Just awesome, just awesome. Welcome in here, Buddy. Let's pull
it for Brian. Get through these three categories and get
the big old Southern ees for riding back. You ready
to go, Yes, sir, we need in five seconds, three
characters from Peter Pan Ready.
Speaker 9 (08:47):
Go, uh, Peter Pan, Captain Hurk and Wendy you go.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
That's the three beggings right there. All right. I wonder
if my boy John then had a little Wendy in mind. Oh,
never mind, we'll go back to them, okay, Brian.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Right, I hope he didn't have any outfits. I saw
Peter Pan one.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
No, yeah, you sed to have a little girlfriend in
the neighborhood when he was going through his Peter Peel's
I think you needed a damsel to save you know,
that's what he was thinking. No, that's what I was saying.
All right, back to you, Brian. Here we go, buddy,
and five seconds give us three pro wrestlers pastor present.
Speaker 9 (09:26):
Ready to go, nature boy, that's the roads and ready
ride a park.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
That three good and for the wind and honor the
green iguana's not being eaten. Three reptiles ready.
Speaker 9 (09:40):
Go, nay, calligator and eat corner.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
There you go, buy ran down fighting then getting the
big on Southern East riding fight and getting the winning beginning. Congratulations, Brian,
Appreciate you.
Speaker 9 (09:54):
Buddy, Hey, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Johnny a boy, Why about the hour top of your news.
It was about twenty minutes away on Monday morning Breakfast
stead from the Playhouse. Good morning, It is a big
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show on the radio, Monday morning, February fifth, John boyd Marcy,
it's Randad Jaggie Barry isn't in a boot than putting
it out on the John Boy and Billy Radio network. Hey, y'all,
Billy is on somebody with y'all. He's five there spend
some times family. If thing's all right, we are moving along.
(11:13):
Thank you for wondering there. And it's guessing all kinds
of stuff going on down on Facebook. If things all right, y'all?
All right, bring him in here, here we go, or
the kids away this early? They got to get him
go to school.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I hope you know for this breakfast.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
All right, well, here we go. But it's always nice
when folks take time out of their already busy schedules
to read the children. But it's also important what's being
read and here to tell us about his program is
Eugene L. Milner with Sam's story Time. Let's welcome Eugene
to the Big Show. Good morning, mister Milner. Thanks John Boy.
Speaker 10 (11:50):
It's nice to be in a room with people older
than eighth.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
So, well, tell us about Sam's story Time. Who is Sam? Well,
there is no.
Speaker 10 (11:59):
Person named Sam, per se. I mean, there is many
people in the world named Sam. It's just that none
of them are involved with the company, unless, of course,
you're one of the readers. I believe there's a Sam
Nelson in Logan's Port and a Sam Flanagan in Moline, Illinois.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
You got it. So does Sam stand for something?
Speaker 10 (12:17):
You're very astute, ye, So that's not the first time
you've heard that. Yes, Sam stands for a straight American male.
We want parents to understand that we don't show up
dressed in any sort of outrageous, questionable attire, except maybe
for Tony Parletti.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
He's a real character. He wears a beret, not a fan.
So is this to counter the drag queens story time
we hear about, well.
Speaker 10 (12:42):
We hear at Sam's story Time. Believe that parents should
have options and what can be presented to our impressionable
children up to and including what we believe is a
more wholesome option.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
So what sort of books do you read to the kids?
Speaker 10 (12:55):
Oh, we have a wide variety of titles that we
hope entertain as well as educate.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Are you a well? Do you have any titles you'd
like to share?
Speaker 11 (13:03):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (13:03):
Sure, let's see here. We've got Heather has one mommy
and one daddy. And then I drop down and go
dot dot dot, you know, like in poetry and in
parentheses it says, you know, like in the Bible, We've
got yes, Virginia, there are only two genders. Let's see
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how mister Thomas became Ms Thomas and ruined women's college swimming.
Oh and this is one of my favorites. What happened
to the man in the dress who followed Timmy into
the men's rooms?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
And how does that one end?
Speaker 10 (13:38):
Great if you're Timmy.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
So I'm sure that some people are gonna take a
fence to this.
Speaker 10 (13:44):
Yes, but those are usually the folks that we at
Sam's story Time referred to as cry babies and weirdos.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
It sort of comes with the territory. So would you
like to give our listeners a small sample of what
you do? Oh?
Speaker 10 (13:56):
Sure, let's see what I have here. Okay, here's a
good one. How about this, daddy? How can I tell
if my teacher is a kamie?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
All right, shut up, you kids.
Speaker 10 (14:06):
I'm sorry that's just a reflex. Little Bobby came home
from school one day. He had just started fourth grade
with a brand new teacher. He asked his daddy to
help him with his homework. Sure, son, said his father.
He read the assignment. Give five examples of your privilege.
I don't understand, pop, exclaimed Bobby. His father shook his head.
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Of course you don't, son. His father put an understanding
hand on Bobby's shoulder. Bobby, let me ask you something.
Do you say the Pledge of Allegiance every morning? No, sir,
said Bobby. Teacher says it's the flag of oppression and colonization.
His father asked, well, is it there at least a
flag in the classroom? Yes, Pop, Bobby replied, a rainbow one.
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His father shook his head. Is there a picture of
George Washington or Abraham Lincoln hanging on the wall, No, sir,
just a man named Shay Guavara and some crazy looking
bug eyed girl. She calls aoc his father's side, a
tear forming in his eye. Son, there's no other way
to say it. Your teacher is a comie. And he
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goes on from there, you know, telling the kid how
to debunk all the teachers misleading instructions.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
It really tugs at the hot strings. I'll tell you. Well, listen,
we really appreciate your time. Today has been very enlightening.
So before you go, are there any new titles coming up?
You know?
Speaker 10 (15:32):
In fact, since you mentioned that, there is one new
one ripped from today's headlines. It's called Why did Daddy
Laugh So Hard when that Old Man.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Fell off his bike.
Speaker 10 (15:41):
I'll let you know when it's released, and thank you
everyone for your time.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Good Monday morning, super Bowl Week. Don't get into it
here right now we at the playhouse.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Jump in act out. Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Today's episode Romance after Retirements. As our story opens, Henry
and Myrtle Bethide are sitting quietly in their Brushywood Retirement
Village apartments.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Well there it is to two o'clock signal. Y wow,
I must be one of them divinors. Come on, World
Grind a remote just Judies coming on?
Speaker 11 (17:00):
Well, dang it, Henry, I am sick to death of
your obsession with that woman.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
What you mean obsession? It's a TV show. You don't
see me getting all bent out of shape every day
At four o'clock when you put on that simple talking lawyer.
Was his name, old Andy Griffin. What's his name of
flat Top?
Speaker 11 (17:19):
It's Matlock, Henry. And you'd know that if you took
a tiny bit of interest in the things.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
That I like. Oh boy, here we go, Mattlock flat
Top was the difference. I was a lawyer for forty
four years. Did you ever take an interest in even
one of my cases?
Speaker 9 (17:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Ooh, but every day at four o'clock make way for
the legal hay seed.
Speaker 12 (17:43):
That was just fain, Henry. You're missing the point.
Speaker 7 (17:47):
These are supposed to be our golden years, but we
just seem to be drifting apart. I just I just
miss how things used to be before we were retired.
You were always the most romantic haring Ma and I'd
ever met. But now sometimes I think you might just
be happier if I were just the.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Myrtle, myrtle. Don't even say that, nobody.
Speaker 11 (18:09):
That's true, Henry. Don't you remember how it used to
kiss me every chance you had, no But now I
can't even remember the last time that you.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Last time I did this no tongue.
Speaker 7 (18:26):
Well, yeah, and don't you remember how you never sat
next to me without holding my hand.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Oh you're right, myrtle, but I do still like holding
your hand here see.
Speaker 12 (18:37):
Oh Henry, but do you remember how you used to
you know, not fall asleep and never long my neck
whenever you were feeling them frisky?
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Do, myrtle? You wait right here. I'll be right back.
Well where on earth there you going? If I'm gonna
be doing me some neck nibbling, I gotta have my teeth.
Don't they nailed it?
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first yeah. Kicking off Super Bowl Week with the fame
Backyard Bowl. Go back to when we were kids. We
were so innocent having fun. Hit it.
Speaker 13 (23:22):
NBS Sports presents Backyard Ball four, sponsored in part by
Stinky Johnson. Stinky Johnson reminds you that Eddie Brown eats Bookers,
and By Bush and his pal Butch likes no when
to say uncles.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Good afternoon, everybody.
Speaker 14 (23:44):
Dicky prew It along with Tubby Jackson, live from the
vacant lot beside Missus Mortenson's house, bringing you the war between.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
The hedges and the street.
Speaker 15 (23:55):
It's backyard ball for they were about to get under way.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
There's some haggling going on down there.
Speaker 16 (24:00):
Looks like the last two slots on the team rosters, but.
Speaker 14 (24:03):
Of course, here at backyard football a little different. The
rosters are actually made while standing on the field.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
So we're down to the final two slots.
Speaker 16 (24:10):
Yes, it's a citizen, Randy and Benny's little sister.
Speaker 13 (24:14):
They call her the girl.
Speaker 14 (24:16):
Yeah, looking for good things from the girl. She's little,
she is quick. I see the more haggling going on.
The Blazers are invoking the familiar we had him last
time rule.
Speaker 16 (24:27):
Which of course means the girl is going to join
their lineup.
Speaker 14 (24:31):
Well, it looks like the crushers are gonna have to
take Randy and you know.
Speaker 16 (24:35):
Dicky, unless I miss my guess, Randy's gonna be the
one who has to stay in and blog.
Speaker 14 (24:40):
I remember back at backyard Bawl three when he actually
convinced him to let him go out for a pass
hit in the face. Game ended early when he cried,
took his ball.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
And went hall. Who could forget that.
Speaker 14 (24:49):
Well, you know a lot of people wouldn't be surprised
to see Randy in the lineup at all, but today
perhaps the most important player on the field.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Gotta be a first for Randy.
Speaker 16 (24:59):
That's because, of course it's his foot.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Says ball exactly. Hardly been used at all.
Speaker 14 (25:03):
Remember back during barefoot season, he had a little red
splotch on his foot from kicking the laces.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
But his mom took care of that.
Speaker 16 (25:11):
Yep, she wrote that kick me here on the magic
marker there.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
On the other side, which has really helped Randy out
so far.
Speaker 16 (25:18):
Well, see, nobody has a coin for the toss.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
What's going okay?
Speaker 16 (25:22):
The crushers went a quick round of rock paper scissors
and they got electrice.
Speaker 14 (25:28):
Receive and they will take the end of the field
where it is limb free. The trees, of course, bushes
on one side and the street on the other.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Owd fect some trouble down there's what's happening.
Speaker 16 (25:38):
I can't believe this Randy making sports history here today, folks.
He's becoming the only player ever to get hurt playing
Rock Paper scissors.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Delay of the ball game. Delay at the start of
the ball game.
Speaker 14 (25:48):
So we'll pause for this announcement from Stinky Johnson.
Speaker 17 (25:52):
Scudery leslieson drinks, get SSI and g first, God comes
good as the baby couch and Eddie Brown eats booger.
Speaker 14 (26:06):
All right, now, the first play of the game about
to get under way for backyard ball four uh, opening
with the classic everybody out for a pass play.
Speaker 16 (26:16):
We've seen that many times here in the backyard.
Speaker 14 (26:18):
Back except of course, for Randy. Who will who will
stay in and block?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
You see the duck. Eddie Waddell lines up wide right.
Speaker 16 (26:26):
Here's Mario King lines up not quite as wide right.
Speaker 14 (26:29):
And there goes Tubby Rise lines up so far right,
he's behind the bushes. Wait, wait, Tubby's just just relieving himself,
getting ready.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Yeah, we're backyard ball.
Speaker 13 (26:39):
I think they're ready.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Okay.
Speaker 14 (26:41):
Waddell cuts right at the big rock button, hooks at
the manhole cover a long pass.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Whoa, that's hit the power line. Hit the power line.
Speaker 14 (26:51):
That is a do over. All right, Well, we'll just
go ahead and run this up a little bit. We
probably don't have time for the.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Whole game, so we'll just just will join Hey, what
was that guy? Will join in further action? The guy
who did know her name? Football? You don't talk about
it now, further action later in the game. Okay, that's good.
Speaker 14 (27:08):
Let wait day break And looks like Randy is crying hysterically.
Speaker 16 (27:12):
Yeah, he's arguing with the official. I think he's saying
the girl didn't count to three before she rushed.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Well, now let's say actually she did count. He's just
going with the old argument.
Speaker 14 (27:22):
She didn't say one Mississippi, two, Mississippi, three, Mississippi before
she crossed the line of stream.
Speaker 13 (27:27):
The girl has been all over him all day.
Speaker 14 (27:29):
Well, she is a year older than him and twice
his size, and of course it's about three or four
times the athletic ability.
Speaker 10 (27:35):
That moving iron, right, employment, Randy, you know you don't
run forward.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
We'll do it.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
I guess we heard enough.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
All right, Well let's move to further action in the game.
Speaker 14 (27:45):
Okay, here we have the two minute warning has just sounded.
Mom calling the offensive line in for dinner.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
It is crunch time. It's going to be first team
to score wins.
Speaker 14 (27:55):
Here we go alrighty, it's everybody golong for a pass
except Randy, who will say and block?
Speaker 16 (28:03):
All right, Stinky fades back to pass. Oh trouble here.
Randy trips, falls down. He's crying again. He's crying again.
Looks like everybody else is laughing at him. To his
he he said that was his good pair of breeches.
His mom told him he couldn't mess them up.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
And all this guy's not look good. He's got a hold.
Oh look, yep, he's mad. Is he taking it? He's
taking his ball? Ball, going going home.
Speaker 14 (28:27):
Buskins backyard Ball number four reminiscent of last year's game
on a similar note, Well we'll meet back here the
next afternoon.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
We can. That's whoa okay, sudden death. Everybody's splitting. Here
comes dad with the belt. That's not agree here.
Speaker 15 (28:42):
Backyard Bowl four has been a presentation of NBS Sports.
The network were the really cool guys hang out.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
They're losing fun. But he's on a true story. Ready football,
all kick me here? What really ran? It was Lee Stoor,
the guy grew up with his mama wrote it on
there for to stay with me. All these years and
until I met the perfect guy dependent on it. Here
comes Randy No, all right, Gret, all right, well let's
play John Boyd Jepardy. Let's jump right in here for
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the fifty dollars gift certificate for your novel dot com
odd But the inside temperature of this vegetable is almost
always about twenty degrees cooler than it's outside a candleo Cado.
That's a good guess, but no it's not. Now I
want to eat one.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Especially since it's not a vegetable, it's a fruit.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Jagiehead take you.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
You know the look on Marcy's face when I said
that's a fruit?
Speaker 18 (29:51):
Yeah, said okay, well well rot for a number of reason.
All right, what vegetable have y'all? That's twenty degrees cooler
than it's outside.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
One ain't on? Did a big show? You told free Line.
We played John Boyd Jeopardy Next, Good morning, and it's
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a big show on the radio. Rolling to your Monday,
February twenty and twenty four. What today is featured track
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When you go to the Big Show dot Com and
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Speaker 5 (30:55):
It's John Boy Jeopardy and hour man who actually demands
that everything he is inside of be at least twenty
degrees cooler than it is on the outside.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
He is John Boy. There's a Hey the Mason out
of Keysville, Virginia. Good morning, Mason, Hey, good morning, Hey buddy, welcome.
You got the first shot at this John Boy Jeopardy.
The inside temperature of this vegetable is almost always about
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twenty degrees cooler then it's outside. What you think, Mason, Well,
my first guess I got to thinking about it had
awful fins skin.
Speaker 16 (31:39):
I wondered if I might be able to change my answer.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
You will? You go ahead. I have not heard that yet.
Speaker 9 (31:45):
I'm kind of thick skin myself.
Speaker 10 (31:47):
I'm thinking I said onion first off, but I think
it's a cucumber.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Okay, so you will started onion. Now that you thought
about it, you think it's a cucumber.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Plus he had time to google.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
That's gonna say that. You don't worry about what Mason doing.
Let's say if he's right, show us cucumber. Hey, first
time column? All right, long, Time listener. Good deal, Mason,
We appreciate you, buddy. Do you know the saying I
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don't giving away you ever heard? Oh, he's as cool
as a cucumber. That is where it comes from. There
you go about that is that they say, because it's
water and it has like a core cooling effect. Cucumber's
ninety percent water. Yeah, that's part of it as well.
Th guys known about cucumbers. Hey, good work, Mason, No,
thank you so much. All right, buddy, You and you're
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from your novel dot com. You hang on, Jackie, will
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your address. It'll be hard, ah, buddy, all right, as
a plan, jump out, catch you up on your news.
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Right on the other side of time caps over this
Monday morning, and a grummy old man on football Super
Bowl week, come up.
Speaker 10 (33:36):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
All right, all right, all right.
Speaker 10 (33:52):
Up next to his case number four twenty four, Liian
Brown and Diamond Lily is Westy's Reverend All Rogers in
the first.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Pettycostal Church at Cooder Mill. Amen, Now which one of y'alls,
Miss Brown? That'd be me, judge, he is Reverend Rogers
in the court room. You bet you.
Speaker 19 (34:11):
I'm not here, your honor, And just how are you
this fine beautiful morning?
Speaker 10 (34:16):
Oh you might want to pull back on the sub
just a tad there, smiling. I'm bort a lot diabetes.
Now that Miss Brown says here, you are the proprietor
Diamond Lindy Gentlemen's Club. Is that what I think it is?
Speaker 1 (34:29):
I'll tell you exactly what that is, Judge.
Speaker 19 (34:32):
It is a snake pit of sin and iniquity, a
black mark if there ever was one on this town
and all of its good Christian inhabitants.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Your honor, My business is providing female companionship for local
residents and weary travelers. Or it was till Reverend Twitchy
here ruined.
Speaker 19 (34:56):
You, ma'am, are not only a harlot and an insulter
of the men of a cloth, but you are a
liar as well.
Speaker 10 (35:05):
I got an idea of both of y'all. Shut up,
a man, I says here. On March fifteenth, Miss Brown
opened up. Diamond lilies were upon the first Pentecostal church
across the street there took strong exception to the location
of the new business.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Why you bet you we did.
Speaker 19 (35:22):
Only a horn mangering reprobate would open up a den
of iniquity right across the street from a church.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
Judge, this snake handling cat turd. Second, when we got
through with me, I was gonna be sorry I ever
set foot in this town.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Him and the rest of them Holy rollers.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Started having prayer meetings every single night, calling for the
Lord to range divine vengeance on me and my business.
Speaker 10 (35:50):
All right, all right, hold on here, snake handling cat,
I remember that when I'm playing am. On July the
twenty ninth, Diamond Lilies was completely destroyed by fire.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Yes, and them church people is the ones that calls
him God.
Speaker 10 (36:09):
So you're accused in the good river and here setting
fire the old property.
Speaker 19 (36:12):
Hold on just a minute, Josh, your honor, I'd like
to point out that on July the twenty ninth, and
the year of this Lord where something along them lies,
Cooterville was hit by the biggest thunderstorm in over thirty years.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
I'm sure you remember it.
Speaker 19 (36:30):
It was a storm accompanied by some of the worst
most spectacular lightning ever seen.
Speaker 10 (36:37):
I don't remember that was hammered, but let me give
us you said it is lightning and burnt down Miss
Brown's place of business.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
I am indeed he admits it.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
Them Bible beat us prayed something bad.
Speaker 13 (36:50):
What happened to me?
Speaker 1 (36:51):
And it did? Dog darn it.
Speaker 10 (36:53):
They need to make this right.
Speaker 19 (36:54):
You got anything say to that, Reverend, your honor. A
court of law as a place of factual evidence, and
there is absolutely no factual evidence that our church had
anything to do without fires.
Speaker 10 (37:09):
I'll tell you what I better judge roll for thirty
years here, and this is one thing that I've never
seen foll in my life. On the one hand, you've
got the painted up old of a whole house who's
totally sold on the power of prayer. And on the
other hand, we got a full time preacher who says
that's a bunch of horse hockey.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
I don't need some time to noodle on this court
to judge up. Two pm.
Speaker 15 (37:35):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
This Lily, are you open for half? You can't turn chill?
Speaker 16 (37:44):
Then again next time we'll hear Miss Lily's crusty old
assistant manager.
Speaker 13 (37:48):
Say, hey, bith Man, let me hold a dollar, chun
boy and Billy and.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Run the little boxes right over there house. Good morning radio,
done right.
Speaker 6 (38:26):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
And that's a big show on the radio rolling through
your Monday morning. About twenty minutes. The mystery of the
woman that was lost for twenty five years. To hear this,
Storfy's coming up. Now we're kicking off super Bowl week
here on a big show. Our headliner the grumpy old man.
Speaker 10 (38:48):
I flabberly flabbery flew. I'm old and I hate football.
Back in my day, we didn't have any whoop hitnedy,
too flashy, hyped up super Bowl nonsense. We had our
own big football game.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Every year.
Speaker 10 (39:09):
We'd round up all the half wits, knit wits and
inbred mouth breathers and hurt him into the pasture. Then
we taught that family aside, show odd balls next door
till they come out to play, and they always won
because the elephant boy could kick the hell out of
the field goals with his gigantic, freakish foot, and every
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time you'd get tackled, the lobster boy would flip flop
his way onto the field and claimp onto your private
parts with his fleshy claws, and he'd laugh in your
face through his little green baked bean teeth, and that
night you'd have nightmare so bad you'd throw up your
own spine and lay there in a big pile like
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a big human pudding, sobbing.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Like a baby. Hey, look at me.
Speaker 10 (40:02):
I got my ass kicked by side show freaks. If
the lobster boy doesn't squash my giblets, maybe I'll get
a date with a fat lady. And then in the
middle of the night, when I turn into a puddle
of Bai's pimpley cream corn, maybe she'll eat me and
put me out of my misery. Jiggly wigglely d It's
a wonderful life. That's how we rolled. And we didn't
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have no scientifically engineered, NFL approved, audiographed pure pigskin football,
so we'd use old wabbles, our legless docs. And he
was better than a ball, because if you kicked him
into the tall weeds, he'd bark his full head off
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till you found him. We didn't need no ergonomically designed
safety conscious protective gear. We'd wrap ourselves in rusty old
bond tin and weld road signs to our heads, and
if the Weldon didn't set us on fire every time
we move, we'd slice ourselves to ribbons on the jagged tin.
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Then we'd get lockjaw and starved at death while we
slowly went mad. Hey, look at me, I'm a drooling,
crazy hay c tin man. Somebody sewed me back together
so I can take the game.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Ball out for a drag.
Speaker 10 (41:28):
Clinkiny clankingy clunkeny pooh, I'm a dumb jackass just like you.
That's the way it was, that we liked it, and
there weren't no overproduced, celebrity filled halftime extravay ganzas. If
we wanted entertainment, we'd slip looney old Uncle Tug a
girly magazine, and while he was out behind the bond
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getting all horned up, we'd raid his still. Then we'd
get the freaks all lick it up and put on
some music, all start dancing around like an episode of
American band Stand from the Bizarre O World. And the
only wardrobe malfunction was when Uncle Tug would come running
out buck naked, and whatever freak he could catch he
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draged back into the barn and make wild.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Monkey whoopee with him. Hey, look at me.
Speaker 10 (42:21):
I'm a deranged, down home Dick Clark, and I'm pipping
out my crazy uncle to the circus folk. Meet my
new aunt, the five boobied girl. I can't wait for
the family reunion. Free hot dogs, bitches.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
And we liked it, we loved it.
Speaker 10 (42:42):
I hate football h zipp o flippery pidly, I don't
even know what that means.
Speaker 6 (42:49):
And all, why here are no hut well heart hot
ho ho hond I was hand gun.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Hey, everyone knows.
Speaker 6 (43:03):
That's lad list is laud list?
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Is let listen? My god a radio sex, It's lut listen.
Speaker 6 (43:09):
It's left lest.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Pop honey is honahah gone. I'm coming up every need.
Speaker 10 (43:15):
All I know?
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Oh what
Speaker 6 (43:28):
M hm
Good morning. You got the Big show on the radio.
More chance for you to win coming up after your
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You come on me today because you know no Sicilian
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I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
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to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
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the Big Show. Would you rather wake up where the
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horse is heading or these two horses?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Ask cog the new up and out on them. It
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is Monday, Monday morning. The date is February the fifth.
I'm catching up. I got the day and I got
the date.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
So everything I know Ninetime sevens.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Don't hurt my Brain's a National Shower with a Friend day.
Why I say that because later I was telling the
guys we got in its more than heart Jessica Bill's
actresses in the shower eating and finally somebody got some
(01:48):
good ideas coming out of Hollywood. Okay, so we all
got to share with does the shower? I got the
got the glin Well pulled it up. Those oitator and
Randy found ones. So let's see. We'll hear Jessica Bill's
I thought it was a girl from Flash NaNs.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
No, that was are you thinking Jessica Alba.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
No, Jessica Biels oils. Yeah, so this is Jessica bill Peel,
the actress. But you said she hadn't done anything lately.
Maybe she's just trying to be relevant by eating in
the showers working. Yeah, we're talking about her. When I
first heard it, I thought it was Jessica Biels from
Flash Nance because remember she'd pour water over for she dance. Yeah,
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like Chris Farley did and his movie.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Where's Why did you find More? Section?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Uh not either one of those actually did anything for him.
And so we'll we'll get into that shower eating a
little later. Don't try it until until you hear how
to do it. Yeah, yeah, we got rules. We can't
just go willy nilly all over the place.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
And by we you mean Jessica Biel.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
So, but if it's National Shower with a Friend Day,
maybe y'all you know har snack, okay like that? Okay, good, well,
we'll do that. Let's see here. Also, it's super Bowl week,
so we're kicking things off as we head to the
big game. All right, so again, so and uh, y'all, yeah,
see a lot on Facebook whe of what's happened. Everything's cool.
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Billy is on a sabbatical. He's fine, he's doing good.
But he is on a sabbatical. Uh, pillars, Yes, he
is still with us. I don't know what's going on there.
If he's not, we're gonna have to go get his
paycheck back. It should be a little bit later. It's
boring as well. So okay, so everything's good. Thank you
for uh your report and your understanding. Keep us in
(03:38):
your thoughts and prayers always, and uh we love each
and every one of you. Everything's okay, going right along. Okay,
then everyone's missed. Okay, Well let's see what we got here.
Three days in history. We'll get our first prize back
out and get the winning beginning for this Super Bowl week,
big shows on the radio. Good morning, I got the
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Big Joe on the radio coming up. It's outburst time,
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to win them? Here our three dates in history, the
three categories. It is February the fifth. It was nineteen
fifty three at Walt Disney's animated movie Peter Pan was released.
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All right, my oldest jolly went to a Peter Pan
phase was a little boy.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
I remember that he hadn't fit everything.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah, yeah, wanted to fly and everything. He made them cool,
little green outfit and had they hit staying like Peter
Pan with his hands on us.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
And later on he went through a Peter in the
wolf phase.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
You remember the hell yeah, he could name all the
instruments from the orchestra.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yes, oh, all right, Peter Pan. Let's move up to
nineteen eighty eight, during the first prime time wrestling match
in thirty years, Andre the Giant bead Hulk Hogan. Finally,
in nineteen ninety seven, the Nicaraguan government banned the eating
of green iguanas, fearing the animal was becoming an endangered species.
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Traditional traditionally during Holy Week, Nicaraguans ate green iguana soup
and chicken fried green iguanas. Under the new law, green
iguana eaters could be fined fifty cordabas as five dollars
and fifty cents. American per iguana.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Iguanas were like, that's it.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
That's gonna stop him.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Go dad with fishing down Costa Rican hanging out man
them iguan Some of them they can get big. Yeah,
I don't know if the greenes are that size. They
grow their whole life. Yep, that's wow.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
They're running around Aruba too. We were down there just
run around like straight.
Speaker 7 (06:12):
Cats run around.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Here, a little many dinosaurs.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
There's a komodo dragon that's like really poisonous.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Oh yeah, that's a bigger too. Yeah, they're big. All right. Well,
there's a reptile category for you. One eight hundred big
shows you told free Line. Come on, we'll play out
birds next. Good morning, and it's a big show on
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the radio, runing through your Monday February where a fifth
Today's featured track from the Big Show bit box reb
and goog with a desert Island dog. Search for key
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the winning Upburst. Let's play Upburst. It's the game that
anyone can win. John Boy and Billy gave the.
Speaker 8 (07:30):
Prizes from the Big Prize per Let's go. He contested
number one. This should be a lot of funks. You're
playing Upburst. Have a hurry up and guess time you
love the best time.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
You love a big shots let's say head of Brian
from Fountain, South Carolina.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
We have shots.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Hello, Briy, Good morning Brian. Let's start Johnny, Hey, Barny,
they get Billy on the phone. Tell me how to
do that again, Brian, good morning. In my mouth as
far as this is radio, you know, jack AND's sister
(08:19):
was the first of notice I have a pretty mouth
on it.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
That's not what I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Hey Brian, good morning, Barty. How you doing.
Speaker 9 (08:28):
I'm great, Johnny, how are you?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Buddy man?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Just awesome, just awesome. Welcome in here, Buddy. Let's pull
it for Brian. Get through these three categories and get
the big old Southern ees for riding back. You ready
to go, Yes, sir, we need in five seconds, three
characters from Peter Pan Ready.
Speaker 9 (08:47):
Go, uh, Peter Pan, Captain Hurk and Wendy you go.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
That's the three beggings right there. All right. I wonder
if my boy John then had a little Wendy in mind. Oh,
never mind, we'll go back to them, okay, Brian.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Right, I hope he didn't have any outfits. I saw
Peter Pan one.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
No, yeah, you sed to have a little girlfriend in
the neighborhood when he was going through his Peter Peel's
I think you needed a damsel to save you know,
that's what he was thinking. No, that's what I was saying.
All right, back to you, Brian. Here we go, buddy,
and five seconds give us three pro wrestlers pastor present.
Speaker 9 (09:26):
Ready to go, nature boy, that's the roads and ready
ride a park.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
That three good and for the wind and honor the
green iguana's not being eaten. Three reptiles ready.
Speaker 9 (09:40):
Go, nay, calligator and eat corner.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
There you go, buy ran down fighting then getting the
big on Southern East riding fight and getting the winning beginning. Congratulations, Brian,
Appreciate you.
Speaker 9 (09:54):
Buddy, Hey, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Johnny a boy, Why about the hour top of your news.
It was about twenty minutes away on Monday morning Breakfast
stead from the Playhouse. Good morning, It is a big
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show on the radio, Monday morning, February fifth, John boyd Marcy,
it's Randad Jaggie Barry isn't in a boot than putting
it out on the John Boy and Billy Radio network. Hey, y'all,
Billy is on somebody with y'all. He's five there spend
some times family. If thing's all right, we are moving along.
(11:13):
Thank you for wondering there. And it's guessing all kinds
of stuff going on down on Facebook. If things all right, y'all?
All right, bring him in here, here we go, or
the kids away this early? They got to get him
go to school.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I hope you know for this breakfast.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
All right, well, here we go. But it's always nice
when folks take time out of their already busy schedules
to read the children. But it's also important what's being
read and here to tell us about his program is
Eugene L. Milner with Sam's story Time. Let's welcome Eugene
to the Big Show. Good morning, mister Milner. Thanks John Boy.
Speaker 10 (11:50):
It's nice to be in a room with people older
than eighth.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
So, well, tell us about Sam's story Time. Who is Sam? Well,
there is no.
Speaker 10 (11:59):
Person named Sam, per se. I mean, there is many
people in the world named Sam. It's just that none
of them are involved with the company, unless, of course,
you're one of the readers. I believe there's a Sam
Nelson in Logan's Port and a Sam Flanagan in Moline, Illinois.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
You got it. So does Sam stand for something?
Speaker 10 (12:17):
You're very astute, ye, So that's not the first time
you've heard that. Yes, Sam stands for a straight American male.
We want parents to understand that we don't show up
dressed in any sort of outrageous, questionable attire, except maybe
for Tony Parletti.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
He's a real character. He wears a beret, not a fan.
So is this to counter the drag queens story time
we hear about, well.
Speaker 10 (12:42):
We hear at Sam's story Time. Believe that parents should
have options and what can be presented to our impressionable
children up to and including what we believe is a
more wholesome option.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
So what sort of books do you read to the kids?
Speaker 10 (12:55):
Oh, we have a wide variety of titles that we
hope entertain as well as educate.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Are you a well? Do you have any titles you'd
like to share?
Speaker 11 (13:03):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (13:03):
Sure, let's see here. We've got Heather has one mommy
and one daddy. And then I drop down and go
dot dot dot, you know, like in poetry and in
parentheses it says, you know, like in the Bible, We've
got yes, Virginia, there are only two genders. Let's see
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how mister Thomas became Ms Thomas and ruined women's college swimming.
Oh and this is one of my favorites. What happened
to the man in the dress who followed Timmy into
the men's rooms?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
And how does that one end?
Speaker 10 (13:38):
Great if you're Timmy.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
So I'm sure that some people are gonna take a
fence to this.
Speaker 10 (13:44):
Yes, but those are usually the folks that we at
Sam's story Time referred to as cry babies and weirdos.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
It sort of comes with the territory. So would you
like to give our listeners a small sample of what
you do? Oh?
Speaker 10 (13:56):
Sure, let's see what I have here. Okay, here's a
good one. How about this, daddy? How can I tell
if my teacher is a kamie?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
All right, shut up, you kids.
Speaker 10 (14:06):
I'm sorry that's just a reflex. Little Bobby came home
from school one day. He had just started fourth grade
with a brand new teacher. He asked his daddy to
help him with his homework. Sure, son, said his father.
He read the assignment. Give five examples of your privilege.
I don't understand, pop, exclaimed Bobby. His father shook his head.
(14:30):
Of course you don't, son. His father put an understanding
hand on Bobby's shoulder. Bobby, let me ask you something.
Do you say the Pledge of Allegiance every morning? No, sir,
said Bobby. Teacher says it's the flag of oppression and colonization.
His father asked, well, is it there at least a
flag in the classroom? Yes, Pop, Bobby replied, a rainbow one.
(14:54):
His father shook his head. Is there a picture of
George Washington or Abraham Lincoln hanging on the wall, No, sir,
just a man named Shay Guavara and some crazy looking
bug eyed girl. She calls aoc his father's side, a
tear forming in his eye. Son, there's no other way
to say it. Your teacher is a comie. And he
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goes on from there, you know, telling the kid how
to debunk all the teachers misleading instructions.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
It really tugs at the hot strings. I'll tell you. Well, listen,
we really appreciate your time. Today has been very enlightening.
So before you go, are there any new titles coming up?
You know?
Speaker 10 (15:32):
In fact, since you mentioned that, there is one new
one ripped from today's headlines. It's called Why did Daddy
Laugh So Hard when that Old Man.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Fell off his bike.
Speaker 10 (15:41):
I'll let you know when it's released, and thank you
everyone for your time.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Good Monday morning, super Bowl Week. Don't get into it
here right now we at the playhouse.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Jump in act out. Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Today's episode Romance after Retirements. As our story opens, Henry
and Myrtle Bethide are sitting quietly in their Brushywood Retirement
Village apartments.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Well there it is to two o'clock signal. Y wow,
I must be one of them divinors. Come on, World
Grind a remote just Judies coming on?
Speaker 11 (17:00):
Well, dang it, Henry, I am sick to death of
your obsession with that woman.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
What you mean obsession? It's a TV show. You don't
see me getting all bent out of shape every day
At four o'clock when you put on that simple talking lawyer.
Was his name, old Andy Griffin. What's his name of
flat Top?
Speaker 11 (17:19):
It's Matlock, Henry. And you'd know that if you took
a tiny bit of interest in the things.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
That I like. Oh boy, here we go, Mattlock flat
Top was the difference. I was a lawyer for forty
four years. Did you ever take an interest in even
one of my cases?
Speaker 9 (17:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Ooh, but every day at four o'clock make way for
the legal hay seed.
Speaker 12 (17:43):
That was just fain, Henry. You're missing the point.
Speaker 7 (17:47):
These are supposed to be our golden years, but we
just seem to be drifting apart. I just I just
miss how things used to be before we were retired.
You were always the most romantic haring Ma and I'd
ever met. But now sometimes I think you might just
be happier if I were just the.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Myrtle, myrtle. Don't even say that, nobody.
Speaker 11 (18:09):
That's true, Henry. Don't you remember how it used to
kiss me every chance you had, no But now I
can't even remember the last time that you.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Last time I did this no tongue.
Speaker 7 (18:26):
Well, yeah, and don't you remember how you never sat
next to me without holding my hand.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Oh you're right, myrtle, but I do still like holding
your hand here see.
Speaker 12 (18:37):
Oh Henry, but do you remember how you used to
you know, not fall asleep and never long my neck
whenever you were feeling them frisky?
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Do, myrtle? You wait right here. I'll be right back.
Well where on earth there you going? If I'm gonna
be doing me some neck nibbling, I gotta have my teeth.
Don't they nailed it?
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first yeah. Kicking off Super Bowl Week with the fame
Backyard Bowl. Go back to when we were kids. We
were so innocent having fun. Hit it.
Speaker 13 (23:22):
NBS Sports presents Backyard Ball four, sponsored in part by
Stinky Johnson. Stinky Johnson reminds you that Eddie Brown eats Bookers,
and By Bush and his pal Butch likes no when
to say uncles.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Good afternoon, everybody.
Speaker 14 (23:44):
Dicky prew It along with Tubby Jackson, live from the
vacant lot beside Missus Mortenson's house, bringing you the war between.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
The hedges and the street.
Speaker 15 (23:55):
It's backyard ball for they were about to get under way.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
There's some haggling going on down there.
Speaker 16 (24:00):
Looks like the last two slots on the team rosters, but.
Speaker 14 (24:03):
Of course, here at backyard football a little different. The
rosters are actually made while standing on the field.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
So we're down to the final two slots.
Speaker 16 (24:10):
Yes, it's a citizen, Randy and Benny's little sister.
Speaker 13 (24:14):
They call her the girl.
Speaker 14 (24:16):
Yeah, looking for good things from the girl. She's little,
she is quick. I see the more haggling going on.
The Blazers are invoking the familiar we had him last
time rule.
Speaker 16 (24:27):
Which of course means the girl is going to join
their lineup.
Speaker 14 (24:31):
Well, it looks like the crushers are gonna have to
take Randy and you know.
Speaker 16 (24:35):
Dicky, unless I miss my guess, Randy's gonna be the
one who has to stay in and blog.
Speaker 14 (24:40):
I remember back at backyard Bawl three when he actually
convinced him to let him go out for a pass
hit in the face. Game ended early when he cried,
took his ball.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
And went hall. Who could forget that.
Speaker 14 (24:49):
Well, you know a lot of people wouldn't be surprised
to see Randy in the lineup at all, but today
perhaps the most important player on the field.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Gotta be a first for Randy.
Speaker 16 (24:59):
That's because, of course it's his foot.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Says ball exactly. Hardly been used at all.
Speaker 14 (25:03):
Remember back during barefoot season, he had a little red
splotch on his foot from kicking the laces.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
But his mom took care of that.
Speaker 16 (25:11):
Yep, she wrote that kick me here on the magic
marker there.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
On the other side, which has really helped Randy out
so far.
Speaker 16 (25:18):
Well, see, nobody has a coin for the toss.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
What's going okay?
Speaker 16 (25:22):
The crushers went a quick round of rock paper scissors
and they got electrice.
Speaker 14 (25:28):
Receive and they will take the end of the field
where it is limb free. The trees, of course, bushes
on one side and the street on the other.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Owd fect some trouble down there's what's happening.
Speaker 16 (25:38):
I can't believe this Randy making sports history here today, folks.
He's becoming the only player ever to get hurt playing
Rock Paper scissors.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Delay of the ball game. Delay at the start of
the ball game.
Speaker 14 (25:48):
So we'll pause for this announcement from Stinky Johnson.
Speaker 17 (25:52):
Scudery leslieson drinks, get SSI and g first, God comes
good as the baby couch and Eddie Brown eats booger.
Speaker 14 (26:06):
All right, now, the first play of the game about
to get under way for backyard ball four uh, opening
with the classic everybody out for a pass play.
Speaker 16 (26:16):
We've seen that many times here in the backyard.
Speaker 14 (26:18):
Back except of course, for Randy. Who will who will
stay in and block?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
You see the duck. Eddie Waddell lines up wide right.
Speaker 16 (26:26):
Here's Mario King lines up not quite as wide right.
Speaker 14 (26:29):
And there goes Tubby Rise lines up so far right,
he's behind the bushes. Wait, wait, Tubby's just just relieving himself,
getting ready.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Yeah, we're backyard ball.
Speaker 13 (26:39):
I think they're ready.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Okay.
Speaker 14 (26:41):
Waddell cuts right at the big rock button, hooks at
the manhole cover a long pass.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Whoa, that's hit the power line. Hit the power line.
Speaker 14 (26:51):
That is a do over. All right, Well, we'll just
go ahead and run this up a little bit. We
probably don't have time for the.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Whole game, so we'll just just will join Hey, what
was that guy? Will join in further action? The guy
who did know her name? Football? You don't talk about
it now, further action later in the game. Okay, that's good.
Speaker 14 (27:08):
Let wait day break And looks like Randy is crying hysterically.
Speaker 16 (27:12):
Yeah, he's arguing with the official. I think he's saying
the girl didn't count to three before she rushed.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Well, now let's say actually she did count. He's just
going with the old argument.
Speaker 14 (27:22):
She didn't say one Mississippi, two, Mississippi, three, Mississippi before
she crossed the line of stream.
Speaker 13 (27:27):
The girl has been all over him all day.
Speaker 14 (27:29):
Well, she is a year older than him and twice
his size, and of course it's about three or four
times the athletic ability.
Speaker 10 (27:35):
That moving iron, right, employment, Randy, you know you don't
run forward.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
We'll do it.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
I guess we heard enough.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
All right, Well let's move to further action in the game.
Speaker 14 (27:45):
Okay, here we have the two minute warning has just sounded.
Mom calling the offensive line in for dinner.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
It is crunch time. It's going to be first team
to score wins.
Speaker 14 (27:55):
Here we go alrighty, it's everybody golong for a pass
except Randy, who will say and block?
Speaker 16 (28:03):
All right, Stinky fades back to pass. Oh trouble here.
Randy trips, falls down. He's crying again. He's crying again.
Looks like everybody else is laughing at him. To his
he he said that was his good pair of breeches.
His mom told him he couldn't mess them up.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
And all this guy's not look good. He's got a hold.
Oh look, yep, he's mad. Is he taking it? He's
taking his ball? Ball, going going home.
Speaker 14 (28:27):
Buskins backyard Ball number four reminiscent of last year's game
on a similar note, Well we'll meet back here the
next afternoon.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
We can. That's whoa okay, sudden death. Everybody's splitting. Here
comes dad with the belt. That's not agree here.
Speaker 15 (28:42):
Backyard Bowl four has been a presentation of NBS Sports.
The network were the really cool guys hang out.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
They're losing fun. But he's on a true story. Ready football,
all kick me here? What really ran? It was Lee Stoor,
the guy grew up with his mama wrote it on
there for to stay with me. All these years and
until I met the perfect guy dependent on it. Here
comes Randy No, all right, Gret, all right, well let's
play John Boyd Jepardy. Let's jump right in here for
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odd But the inside temperature of this vegetable is almost
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That's a good guess, but no it's not. Now I
want to eat one.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Especially since it's not a vegetable, it's a fruit.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Jagiehead take you.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
You know the look on Marcy's face when I said
that's a fruit?
Speaker 18 (29:51):
Yeah, said okay, well well rot for a number of reason.
All right, what vegetable have y'all? That's twenty degrees cooler
than it's outside.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
One ain't on? Did a big show? You told free Line.
We played John Boyd Jeopardy Next, Good morning, and it's
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Speaker 5 (30:55):
It's John Boy Jeopardy and hour man who actually demands
that everything he is inside of be at least twenty
degrees cooler than it is on the outside.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
He is John Boy. There's a Hey the Mason out
of Keysville, Virginia. Good morning, Mason, Hey, good morning, Hey buddy, welcome.
You got the first shot at this John Boy Jeopardy.
The inside temperature of this vegetable is almost always about
(31:29):
twenty degrees cooler then it's outside. What you think, Mason, Well,
my first guess I got to thinking about it had
awful fins skin.
Speaker 16 (31:39):
I wondered if I might be able to change my answer.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
You will? You go ahead. I have not heard that yet.
Speaker 9 (31:45):
I'm kind of thick skin myself.
Speaker 10 (31:47):
I'm thinking I said onion first off, but I think
it's a cucumber.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
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about it, you think it's a cucumber.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Plus he had time to google.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
That's gonna say that. You don't worry about what Mason doing.
Let's say if he's right, show us cucumber. Hey, first
time column? All right, long, Time listener. Good deal, Mason,
We appreciate you, buddy. Do you know the saying I
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don't giving away you ever heard? Oh, he's as cool
as a cucumber. That is where it comes from. There
you go about that is that they say, because it's
water and it has like a core cooling effect. Cucumber's
ninety percent water. Yeah, that's part of it as well.
Th guys known about cucumbers. Hey, good work, Mason, No,
thank you so much. All right, buddy, You and you're
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Right on the other side of time caps over this
Monday morning, and a grummy old man on football Super
Bowl week, come up.
Speaker 10 (33:36):
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Speaker 1 (33:50):
All right, all right, all right.
Speaker 10 (33:52):
Up next to his case number four twenty four, Liian
Brown and Diamond Lily is Westy's Reverend All Rogers in
the first.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Pettycostal Church at Cooder Mill. Amen, Now which one of y'alls,
Miss Brown? That'd be me, judge, he is Reverend Rogers
in the court room. You bet you.
Speaker 19 (34:11):
I'm not here, your honor, And just how are you
this fine beautiful morning?
Speaker 10 (34:16):
Oh you might want to pull back on the sub
just a tad there, smiling. I'm bort a lot diabetes.
Now that Miss Brown says here, you are the proprietor
Diamond Lindy Gentlemen's Club. Is that what I think it is?
Speaker 1 (34:29):
I'll tell you exactly what that is, Judge.
Speaker 19 (34:32):
It is a snake pit of sin and iniquity, a
black mark if there ever was one on this town
and all of its good Christian inhabitants.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Your honor, My business is providing female companionship for local
residents and weary travelers. Or it was till Reverend Twitchy
here ruined.
Speaker 19 (34:56):
You, ma'am, are not only a harlot and an insulter
of the men of a cloth, but you are a
liar as well.
Speaker 10 (35:05):
I got an idea of both of y'all. Shut up,
a man, I says here. On March fifteenth, Miss Brown
opened up. Diamond lilies were upon the first Pentecostal church
across the street there took strong exception to the location
of the new business.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Why you bet you we did.
Speaker 19 (35:22):
Only a horn mangering reprobate would open up a den
of iniquity right across the street from a church.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
Judge, this snake handling cat turd. Second, when we got
through with me, I was gonna be sorry I ever
set foot in this town.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Him and the rest of them Holy rollers.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Started having prayer meetings every single night, calling for the
Lord to range divine vengeance on me and my business.
Speaker 10 (35:50):
All right, all right, hold on here, snake handling cat,
I remember that when I'm playing am. On July the
twenty ninth, Diamond Lilies was completely destroyed by fire.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Yes, and them church people is the ones that calls
him God.
Speaker 10 (36:09):
So you're accused in the good river and here setting
fire the old property.
Speaker 19 (36:12):
Hold on just a minute, Josh, your honor, I'd like
to point out that on July the twenty ninth, and
the year of this Lord where something along them lies,
Cooterville was hit by the biggest thunderstorm in over thirty years.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
I'm sure you remember it.
Speaker 19 (36:30):
It was a storm accompanied by some of the worst
most spectacular lightning ever seen.
Speaker 10 (36:37):
I don't remember that was hammered, but let me give
us you said it is lightning and burnt down Miss
Brown's place of business.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
I am indeed he admits it.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
Them Bible beat us prayed something bad.
Speaker 13 (36:50):
What happened to me?
Speaker 1 (36:51):
And it did? Dog darn it.
Speaker 10 (36:53):
They need to make this right.
Speaker 19 (36:54):
You got anything say to that, Reverend, your honor. A
court of law as a place of factual evidence, and
there is absolutely no factual evidence that our church had
anything to do without fires.
Speaker 10 (37:09):
I'll tell you what I better judge roll for thirty
years here, and this is one thing that I've never
seen foll in my life. On the one hand, you've
got the painted up old of a whole house who's
totally sold on the power of prayer. And on the
other hand, we got a full time preacher who says
that's a bunch of horse hockey.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
I don't need some time to noodle on this court
to judge up. Two pm.
Speaker 15 (37:35):
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Speaker 1 (37:38):
This Lily, are you open for half? You can't turn chill?
Speaker 16 (37:44):
Then again next time we'll hear Miss Lily's crusty old
assistant manager.
Speaker 13 (37:48):
Say, hey, bith Man, let me hold a dollar, chun
boy and Billy and.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Run the little boxes right over there house. Good morning radio,
done right.
Speaker 6 (38:26):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
And that's a big show on the radio rolling through
your Monday morning. About twenty minutes. The mystery of the
woman that was lost for twenty five years. To hear this,
Storfy's coming up. Now we're kicking off super Bowl week
here on a big show. Our headliner the grumpy old man.
Speaker 10 (38:48):
I flabberly flabbery flew. I'm old and I hate football.
Back in my day, we didn't have any whoop hitnedy,
too flashy, hyped up super Bowl nonsense. We had our
own big football game.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Every year.
Speaker 10 (39:09):
We'd round up all the half wits, knit wits and
inbred mouth breathers and hurt him into the pasture. Then
we taught that family aside, show odd balls next door
till they come out to play, and they always won
because the elephant boy could kick the hell out of
the field goals with his gigantic, freakish foot, and every
(39:33):
time you'd get tackled, the lobster boy would flip flop
his way onto the field and claimp onto your private
parts with his fleshy claws, and he'd laugh in your
face through his little green baked bean teeth, and that
night you'd have nightmare so bad you'd throw up your
own spine and lay there in a big pile like
(39:55):
a big human pudding, sobbing.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Like a baby. Hey, look at me.
Speaker 10 (40:02):
I got my ass kicked by side show freaks. If
the lobster boy doesn't squash my giblets, maybe I'll get
a date with a fat lady. And then in the
middle of the night, when I turn into a puddle
of Bai's pimpley cream corn, maybe she'll eat me and
put me out of my misery. Jiggly wigglely d It's
a wonderful life. That's how we rolled. And we didn't
(40:28):
have no scientifically engineered, NFL approved, audiographed pure pigskin football,
so we'd use old wabbles, our legless docs. And he
was better than a ball, because if you kicked him
into the tall weeds, he'd bark his full head off
(40:49):
till you found him. We didn't need no ergonomically designed
safety conscious protective gear. We'd wrap ourselves in rusty old
bond tin and weld road signs to our heads, and
if the Weldon didn't set us on fire every time
we move, we'd slice ourselves to ribbons on the jagged tin.
(41:10):
Then we'd get lockjaw and starved at death while we
slowly went mad. Hey, look at me, I'm a drooling,
crazy hay c tin man. Somebody sewed me back together
so I can take the game.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Ball out for a drag.
Speaker 10 (41:28):
Clinkiny clankingy clunkeny pooh, I'm a dumb jackass just like you.
That's the way it was, that we liked it, and
there weren't no overproduced, celebrity filled halftime extravay ganzas. If
we wanted entertainment, we'd slip looney old Uncle Tug a
girly magazine, and while he was out behind the bond
(41:53):
getting all horned up, we'd raid his still. Then we'd
get the freaks all lick it up and put on
some music, all start dancing around like an episode of
American band Stand from the Bizarre O World. And the
only wardrobe malfunction was when Uncle Tug would come running
out buck naked, and whatever freak he could catch he
(42:15):
draged back into the barn and make wild.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Monkey whoopee with him. Hey, look at me.
Speaker 10 (42:21):
I'm a deranged, down home Dick Clark, and I'm pipping
out my crazy uncle to the circus folk. Meet my
new aunt, the five boobied girl. I can't wait for
the family reunion. Free hot dogs, bitches.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
And we liked it, we loved it.
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I hate football h zipp o flippery pidly, I don't
even know what that means.
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I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!
Dateline NBC
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