December 9, 2024 • 46 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got the super cut version of “A Christmas Carl” - starring Carl Childers from the nervous hospital - all four parts in a single podcast!.. - The Rabbi went to see “Red One” - we’ll get his review.. - Rev. Billy Ray wages war on Christmas music.. - .. - and by request, we’ll dust off Robert D. Raiford’s tabloid story about Arthur Turdmoore…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning and rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Gulay and you're listening to the Pride
of the Red States, John Boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear the
Big Show. Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
God?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
No eleven of them. Let's get on up and attack
this week in December. It is December of the ninth.
I'm looking at call. Yeah, it is Monday all day long, Solessa.
Let's do something better that taying you ready? I guess so,
my wing girl Enday no jacket bard got nice hair
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on this Monday morning.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Have you already on the telephone the girl.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
We've got a lot of do, Gonna give, give, gonna
get Robert Earl Keane swerving on our Monday morning song.
And I'll tell you right off the bat. This week
he is in the Princess Tinta in the Catur, Alabama.
He's dressing up tests Tuesday. That's on his lights camera
(01:55):
Christmas tour and then be playing the big Rhyme and
Auditorium and Ashville, Tennessee this Thursday. So if you can
catch R. E. K. He is Holiday tour. All right,
dim see, I'm gonna get all my papers together, I
know it. Need three dates in history and get the
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Who fight to Brookie Less still going on today? Oh wait,
Illinois Governor, this is the same up looking looking for
It's good know. We go to Rod Blagovich, the guy
with the hair that goes like halfway down his forehead.
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(03:24):
Home for that hair too. Yeah, I was just kidding.
He was trying to trade Obama's sentence seat, you know.
He said, yeah something, I'm floaby. So anyway, the uh,
his party ate him and then he's uh, he's back.
I said, hanging out, Hey you I said that byre
(03:44):
bears are nice, sir?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Are you okay?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
It's not blogovich. I can't think anything to rhyme with it.
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won't worry to look at him.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Thank you to.
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Finally, it was twenty twenty one, three forty camels. We're
just qualified from the King Abdullah Disease Camel Festival Beauty
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Speaker 3 (04:14):
I gave it a concussion.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Why you backed me up? Then?
Speaker 6 (04:20):
He kidding?
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Speaker 4 (04:56):
Good Morning.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
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It's the game that anyone can win.
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John Boy and Billy to give the prizes from the
big Prize being.
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Let's go he contested number one.
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This should really be a lot of fun when you're
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Speaker 10 (06:20):
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but that just needs a rock an well dragon.
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and get you the prize. Pack you ready to go.
Speaker 10 (06:33):
I'm raiser.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Three things at a post office ready go?
Speaker 10 (06:39):
Stamps are keys, mailboxes, lam.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Now we need three things in a newspaper, Ready to go.
Speaker 10 (06:50):
I'm gonna say cartoons, politics and sports.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
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old block googa bitch schair, okay. And for the wind
replaces you see camels ready to go.
Speaker 10 (07:03):
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cigarettes and in the jew.
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you away body, glad you won?
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Well, thank you sir.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
You alright. At the bottom of the hour, he's on
the top of your news, Robert Earl Keane with our
Monday morning song chip Box Christmas Party fort You know
what's good morning and it's a big show on the radio.
(08:14):
On Monday Morning's song, Robert Rokeane will sing a lout
just a secondday, Robert or one more times more than mine.
His holiday tours happening this Tuesday, tomorrow night. You've been
the Princess Theater de Catur, Alabama. Watch out taking the
bus up to Nashville. Show in a Ryman Auditorium this Thursday.
(08:35):
Oh right now Monday morning. So that's done by Robert
urroo Kane is being live in a big show studio.
Speaker 11 (08:44):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 11 (08:52):
Sometimes on mondays are filled with right.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
That's that's ever on the left, subad.
Speaker 11 (09:03):
Things ain't going mid way because there's always someone swirming
in my life. You keep swerving in my life, and
it's causing lots of banger.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 11 (09:24):
I'm shooting you the fine, keep switching on.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
My bride lights. Just too dim to when you're swerving.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
All lives, pie by, you're running.
Speaker 12 (09:40):
Someone off the road.
Speaker 11 (09:44):
The day jove, why I thought I never never could
love another?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Hell else could I feed?
Speaker 11 (09:59):
But owing you run into me, I can't believe I
could not see her. All tank up, No one's at
the waiting. You keep swarming in my life, just causing
lots of bad.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I'm a cussing out your name. I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 11 (10:28):
I keep switching on my bride lights, but you're just
too dimpty. Now when you're swerving all lights, how by,
you're running someone off the road.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Show good morning, there's a big showing the radio all action.
Speaker 8 (11:22):
Hello friends, your old palp burn Bern here with another
scout scratching edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode.
Pick your seat as our story opens, Skeeter Moran is
being interviewed by doctor Philbis at Brushywood Nervous Hospital.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Come in, miss Moran, have a seat. Oh call me
Skeeter as you wish.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Skeeter, what do you think, doc? Am I okay to
be released?
Speaker 13 (11:51):
Well, Skeeter, life in the outside world is not for everyone.
Speaker 14 (11:56):
Well, you took me to the movies the other day.
That's the outside world. That was pretty cool. Frosian is
a great movie. I think those girls just like each other.
Speaker 13 (12:09):
Well, yeah, I think so too. That trip to the
movies was part of your test. Now you see, before
you went in, we put signs on half the seats
that said wet paint. I saw that, I know, and
you picked a seat with the wet paint sign.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Now why would you do that?
Speaker 3 (12:26):
I like paint paint is awesome. I have a crush
on Bob Brost.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
You know, you know he's dead, right.
Speaker 13 (12:35):
But we noticed that you placed a piece of paper
on the seat before you sat down. Of that is
very smart, very encouraging, Skeeter.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Hey, I'm just being myself, Chris Kasa.
Speaker 13 (12:49):
So tell me why did you put that paper down
on the seat before you sat down?
Speaker 14 (12:54):
Oh wow, that's pretty obvious. I thought I'd have a
better view if I was sitting up hie.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Son, and we hope you enjoyed. John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Let it go, Let it go the snow let it go.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
He Tune in next time, shut up.
Speaker 8 (13:25):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the painfully effeminate
snowman from Frozen say.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Hey wanna build a snowman?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Good morning, there's a big show the radio.
Speaker 15 (13:41):
Helly you li lindsay premise here, And when I'm on
this side of the pond, I get my daily dose
of culture and edification every morning from these two delightful lands,
John Boy and Billy right here on.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
The big Show.
Speaker 7 (13:54):
You know, I hate to break it to you boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees. Who well,
I thought it was Patty jet up.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Why that is a next? Y'all follow it nowt there go, Well,
queue the chipmunks. Maybe we can learn to behave yourself
at the office Christmas party. That's our goal. Ever, let's enjoyed,
(14:58):
all right, you chipmunks? Ready to sing your new songful?
What what's okay? Squeaky okay? Taking are okay?
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Melbourne melvioyn me three raps, I love.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
It's squeetya.
Speaker 16 (15:23):
Your is.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Drove wa.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Wise excuse me?
Speaker 16 (15:55):
All right now, you know that's not how it goes.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Boys, lamb.
Speaker 16 (16:07):
Let's cool it with the ad living and get it
one more try for personal good form. You know you
guys can all be used in shampoo testing. I'm telling
him now, but I got a friend of the research
lab that would pay top dollar for a gerbil like
you ear going out of your back, Poe, you want
(16:31):
me to let the cannon here?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I may want to do it were jars mother.
Speaker 17 (16:40):
Of you?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
All right, Dad said, I'm gonna fire.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Up the barn cure.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Good morning, got the big se on the radio, and
it's the story of the Christmas Carl four episodes. Kick
off Episode one here just a second. First, tell you
what you can win when we play John Boy Jeopardy
in minutes one him Red Max Prize packs up a grabs,
Red Max got the best tremmers and blowers and commercial
zero Turn Moors got a two year unlimited hours warning
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Kawasaki Engines Happy Duty fabricated dex Mo locker prow with
Red Max. Click the link at the Big Show dot
com Ah listen getting on, Howdy holiday hipsters.
Speaker 8 (17:23):
Burt Fern here with part one of your big show
morning mini movie Holiday Spectacular, A Christmas Carl starring Carl
Childers as Ebenezer Scrooge and Nigel Cadbury is Bob Cretchitt,
brought to you by Colonel Hanson's All Purpose, Turn Polished,
Turn that Brown upside down with Colonel Hanson's.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
And Now London eighteen oh one.
Speaker 8 (17:47):
The offices of Scrooge and Marley at a time when
jolly Old England wasn't so jolly.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Hey there, Bob cratchit.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Yes, mister Scrooge, you've been palling around with my private
cold polk again.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I'm sorry, Ay, mister Scrooge, my fingers were cold.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Oh that's all right?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Are you sure, sir?
Speaker 5 (18:05):
I did put it on you, taim bless you, sir?
All right, I did cratch it.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Time for you to get back to that mouthy wife
and that give me young and a yearn I'll say
you in the morning.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
But tomorrow is Christmas, mister Scrooge.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
Christmas, I reckon, that's a load of humbug.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Well, I was hoping you'd give me the day off
to spend in the bosom of my family. Have you
no feelings, mister Scrooge?
Speaker 5 (18:35):
Of course I do, cratch it, and I'm a feeling
something right now, really, sir, I'm feeling the ute hungry
we got any more that potted meat and sody crackers
left over?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Surely, sir, you could make an exception once a year.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
Oh all right, Oh, thank goodness, you can come on
in fifteen minutes late tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
You're generous to a fault, Sir.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
I can't help it.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Hey, there comes that hobbled up boy a yearn he's
no bigger than a squirrel.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
Got rusty berry pot liquers.
Speaker 8 (19:08):
Old tiny Tim is here, Hey, pop Tim, you'll remember
mister Scrooge. Ah, I never forget an decap. How did
I creepy old cheap skate? What's in your wallet? I mean,
other than mauls.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
You hadn't not talk like yet? You just a boy?
Ah see you're still a bundle of laughs. Well we
must be off. Come on, Tim, Merry Christmas, mister Scrooge. Ah, humbug,
I know he's gonna say that, son of them.
Speaker 8 (19:39):
Scrooge made his way home. The winter winds howled around
him as though, a warning of things to come.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
Ski what's that? Probably just my stomach, a growling ante.
I'll just have some biscuits and mustard hit the hay.
Speaker 7 (20:07):
And Scrooge did just that.
Speaker 8 (20:09):
Then, as he prepared for a much needed rest, he
was rudely interrupted.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
What intarnation is going on after scow?
Speaker 5 (20:33):
Hey, that's my old partner JACKI soda Marley. But you
done seven years ago?
Speaker 6 (20:39):
Tonight?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
School? You skin print?
Speaker 7 (20:44):
I come back from beyond the gleave to warn you.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
I don't believe in hats and buggers. You sure you're
really dead?
Speaker 15 (20:51):
No?
Speaker 12 (20:51):
I just willing that new lot of coughs kron again, Hoddan.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Y'all tagling up in them changed, poking around in that
ship out there, a lot of flashlight again.
Speaker 18 (21:03):
No you hear it?
Speaker 19 (21:05):
I wear the shape I forge you right, get it? No, sir,
why this chain that listens? All the clappy things.
Speaker 7 (21:15):
I did your chaine?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Was this wrong?
Speaker 7 (21:18):
These heavy? These part of us? Seven years ago?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Now you understand? I reckon? I do?
Speaker 4 (21:26):
You made me one of them? Change for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
No?
Speaker 4 (21:29):
I didn't get you nothing. You want some biscuits and mustard?
Speaker 7 (21:34):
Stage because you don't get it.
Speaker 19 (21:37):
You mean my legs is very like one and one
a crock, one and two a crock and want a
three rock way?
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Where are you going downstairs? If I'm gonna have all
this company, I'm gonna have to make some more biscuits.
Speaker 20 (21:52):
Oh, he's going to be a wrong night, Marley.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
M Maybe he's adding that ship working on that chain.
I reckon them ghost spellers ain't coming well. Time for
some shut eye.
Speaker 12 (22:24):
I'm a ghost of Christmas past and.
Speaker 7 (22:27):
I hate folks who don't like Christmas.
Speaker 8 (22:29):
Get on your feet, alleop, it's go time, all right,
Dean mule tied?
Speaker 7 (22:37):
Yikes?
Speaker 8 (22:38):
Is Scrooge ready for a grumpy glimpse into his past?
Speaker 6 (22:41):
What to do?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
What to do? To find out? Tune in next time
to hear.
Speaker 8 (22:45):
Carl Childer says Anezer Scrooge, the grumpy old man is
the ghost.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Of Christmas past.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
And Taylor has Susie sweater Meat all of the future,
starring in a Christmas Carl brought to you by Colonel
Hanson's All Purpose Turn Polish, Turn that brown upside down
with Colonel Hanson's This is Burt Fern saying see you
next time.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
That Yes, Episode two hena about an hour. What could happen.
Let's play John boyd yepardy for that Redmax Prize bag
yon't too all right? Jump right in here, so wanna bet.
Even though the odds of winning are evenly split at
fifty to fifty, about ninety percent of people will pick
(23:29):
this as their guests. What is red?
Speaker 7 (23:33):
Put everything on red?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Oh good, you're paying attention? No, what's y'all go? What
ain't und to make show? You told free line? We
go to we get a winner. We play John boydjep
day next, Good morning, and it's a big show on
(24:10):
the radio. We're gonna do you Monday morning. And I
featured track from the Big Show bid Box. I Turner
sings Patrick No White Boy in turned all Christmas favorite
us and Patrick g it at the Big Box at
the Big Show dot com. And right now let's play
Yells live across America. It's John Boy Champany Wow Wow,
(24:33):
and now your host. Last Christmas, his wife told him
nothing would make her happier than a new diamond ring.
So that's what he got her nothing. He's Johnboy. Where's
let's say had Chris out eleven and Tennessee, Good morning, Chris,
Hello there, Hello, all right, buddy, you got the first
(24:57):
shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. So uh here
it is. Even though the odds are winning or evenly
split at fifty to fifty, about ninety percent of people
will pick this as their guests. Well, we're talking about Chris.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
I think you're talking about heads.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
You talking about heads, say you've got it. According to
Casinos studies, let's learn something here, about seventy five percent
of people playing roulette preferred to bet on Red Taylor.
You were feeling it despite the equal lodge between red
(25:36):
and black. That's amazing. Hey, Chris, good work, buddy, Redmax
prize back. We'll get it to you over Lebanon.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Hey, hey, thank you, thank you so much. I've been
listening since the early nineties. And I had a job
for thirty years while I had a workman, so between
jobs we had you bat and I've been a big
fan for a long time.
Speaker 7 (25:55):
Man.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
No some Chris. We appreciate you, buddy, you hang on, Jackie,
hook you up.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Light is what we're gonna do, Jumpy and cut you
up on your newes. On the other side of time,
capsule containing a Monday Morning Live. Well, I'm Gordon A rapide.
Speaker 8 (26:45):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 21 (27:02):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Night
of the Living Rayford. As our story opens, a group
of tricker treaters from Brushywood Elementary School makes their way
down a dark street on Halloween nights.
Speaker 7 (27:18):
Stop touching me?
Speaker 9 (27:20):
Okay, okay, guys. One more house on this street and
we're done. Hey, man, wasn't it cool? I don't know
when we switched to pillowcases instead of those little buckets.
We can make a big haul. Hey, speaking of pillow cases.
One more house to go on the street.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
Keep your hands out of my bag and stop improvising. Yeah,
the old Rayford place. Black, Give me a break. I
ain't going up there.
Speaker 7 (27:44):
I'm on my key.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
You scared?
Speaker 7 (27:46):
Scared? Get real listen, Henderson. Oh that's right, you're new
in the neighborhood. Oh you never trick or treated at
Rayford's house before?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Sue us A big deal, it doesn't case.
Speaker 8 (28:00):
Yeah, he's always that snocker, just like you, Greg. He
hides in the bushes out front and pops out and tries.
Speaker 7 (28:09):
To scare you.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Yeah, what a goob?
Speaker 7 (28:12):
So he's a gube. He still gives out candy.
Speaker 8 (28:18):
Don'ty Yeah still mins he steals from the cash register
at the Sizzler.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Who trust me? Henderson is like a total waste of time?
Speaker 7 (28:27):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (28:34):
Well, you guys can do what you want, but I'm
going up there to get me some candy.
Speaker 7 (28:39):
Okay, okay, we'll go with you. What's fast? Come on, Greg.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
The trio approaches the old Rayford Place. Just before they
reach the front steps, a ghostly apparition rises from the
bushes in front of the house.
Speaker 22 (28:52):
Oh oh, who does disturb my number?
Speaker 7 (29:01):
Give me a break.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
You have defile the resting place.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
So Bikabod Crane.
Speaker 8 (29:07):
The guy from Hugan's Heroes, not Bob Crane, and Derson.
Speaker 7 (29:14):
Akabod Crane a spasm.
Speaker 22 (29:16):
Prepare to pay the price for your interloping.
Speaker 8 (29:22):
Hey, Greg, you say interloper. I'd love to hear that,
say the Grandpa Monster. We know you're really old man Rayford.
The only reason we came by is because mister insulin
shock here didn't want to miss out on a free
piece of candy.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Why did you call me?
Speaker 22 (29:40):
How do you know that I'm old Man Rayford?
Speaker 7 (29:45):
Now I think you could use one of those mints
from the sizzler.
Speaker 8 (29:52):
You can, because only he would try to use a
two hundred year old literary reference to scare a bunch
of ten.
Speaker 7 (29:59):
Year old kids.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Yeah, besides, we could smell a liquor from the street.
Speaker 22 (30:07):
Nothing knows, Brad. You don't know nothing about Halloween. God's
supposed to be scared.
Speaker 7 (30:13):
I want to see scary. Try hanging out with my
mall something.
Speaker 22 (30:17):
Yeah, that's the troubled. Your smart ass grow up too fast.
Nobody gives you the time to just be a kid.
Who said that? I said that?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
So do we get the candy or not?
Speaker 7 (30:31):
Shut up your big dump sack of hair.
Speaker 8 (30:34):
I think he's getting ready to have a moment here,
you call mate, got out?
Speaker 10 (30:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 22 (30:38):
When I was your age, I would have been scared
to death if a guy popped up out of the
bushes like that. Well, I guess it ain't nothing like
it used to be.
Speaker 13 (30:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (30:47):
Well, and Greg half seen it before and did kind
of tell Henderson it was coming.
Speaker 7 (30:53):
And don't feel bad, dude, you did your best. I
still say, don't look like nothing. That guy from Hogan's
Heroes shop hand, there's that.
Speaker 8 (31:01):
Listen mister Rayford. We know you tried and and the
thing with a flashlight. It was kind of cool. But
don't give up on us kids. Some of us still like,
you know, being scared and junk.
Speaker 22 (31:12):
Thanks kid, I hear it. You guys take the rest
of this candy reckon. I've seen about as many trick
or treaters I'm gonna get tonight. Anyway, they got head
on in and go to bed for them, big tall ones.
Come out there, shore man.
Speaker 7 (31:27):
Trickle treat, Oh boy, get a cup of coffee. Here
he goes. You don't have a happy Halloween. Happy Halloween,
mister Rayford.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Gee, you know he's not such a bad guy after all.
Speaker 6 (31:39):
Yeah, I guess he's.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Okay, What.
Speaker 8 (31:42):
How about we give him a little old fashioned trick
or treating before he goes to bed.
Speaker 7 (31:46):
Okay, sure you got the matches? Yeah right here? Okay,
and I get ready to ring the bell. Here, Greg,
you hold the bag, well, I take a dump in.
Speaker 23 (31:55):
It will be for enjoyed John Wayne Billy.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Until he fantas.
Speaker 7 (32:15):
Next time when we'll.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Hear Rayford's crusty old paper boy say, hey, big man,
let me hold a dollar. John Boy and Billy roll
ta books. Good morning radio, dumb right, good morning. That's
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a big show on the radio for you. Monday. The
holiday movie release has got our man hopping and here
he is and tell us all about its Welcome back,
Rabbi myren Bergstein, youllow me homies.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Yeah, whoa?
Speaker 1 (33:12):
How are you? Rabbi? I've been better? What's wrong?
Speaker 13 (33:16):
I got the machivine in my Connecticut zoik meaning I
got that killing me stomach flew. I wish that would
be a vacation compared to this. Ah, all my wife's fault.
Let me guess she's cooking again. Well, if you can
call it that, she says, let's not eat Joe food
this holiday.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Let's tie something different. Turns out that different is Indian food.
Speaker 13 (33:40):
Oh the spicy, spicy spicy would be okay.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
I like a little spicy.
Speaker 13 (33:46):
But this stuff has got my tickets or upting like
the last night of Pumpey. Thank goodness. I went to
the movie first. Well, let me guess you saw Wicked?
What the one with the two singing skeleton witch girls?
Are you kidding me? I need to kick off my
holiday with the movie. That's game bingos set the music.
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I saw a real holiday movie. I saw Red One,
hoping to answer the question who is red and what
did he win? I think one is like the number one.
Oh well, I don't like that. Have you ever taken
a Red one? It's camble, the itching, the burning. It's
not as bad as a red too, but it's bad.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Nonetheless, I hadn't seen the movie, but from what I read,
Red one is Santa's code name in the North Pole.
Speaker 13 (34:37):
Well, now that information would have been useful suit anyway,
Santa Claus is kidnapped by some Christmas witch and is
gonna punish all the naughty listers using Santa Claus's magic,
and it's up to the Rock and Captain America to
save him. No small tasks, Yeah, especially since you know
Captain America in this movie he's kind of a dick.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Well, so I don't think he's playing Captain America this time. Boy,
he's good. He's good though, who knew?
Speaker 13 (35:05):
Of course, I'm talking about that good looking rascal Chris Catan.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Chris Evans. The actor is Chris Evans.
Speaker 13 (35:15):
I thought that was the fed guy from New jery Z.
No one likes it is almost as big as the state.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
That's Chris Christie I thought that was Will Smith's punching bag.
That's Chris Rock.
Speaker 13 (35:28):
I thought that was the magician that wears too much
I may come.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
That's Chris Angel.
Speaker 13 (35:34):
I thought that was the singing that can only be
tough guy against women.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
That's Chris Brown. Now see. I thought that was the
pretty boy who was too cute to be straight. That's
Chris Hemsworth.
Speaker 13 (35:48):
Now see, I thought that was the guy who spent
most of the war with a watch of his act.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
That's Christopher Walker. I thought that was the stuff that
right next eat by the spoonful. That's Chris co.
Speaker 13 (36:02):
So who the hell am I thinking of Chris Evans.
He was a lousy governor.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
He was so big. When he moved out of the state,
the population dropped my hat. So what do you think.
I think he's allergic to salad.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
That fact.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
The movie.
Speaker 13 (36:18):
Ah well, I gotta tell you, if you're looking for
a good Christmas movie, do yourself a favor and see
this picture five other five yarmickas you'll laugh, you'll get
a kick out of the story. You might even get
choked up a little. I mean, if you're an adult,
you might get choked up. But at the extent of
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your emotional rage is to get on the teaky talkie
and shave your head and scream and crack as you
didn't get your way, stay the hell away.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
God knows there might be something in the picture.
Speaker 13 (36:52):
You don't agree with it, Dan, because you're a spoiled
and titled little but sniffer.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
You'll get all loud and stupid and going.
Speaker 8 (36:58):
If everybody else who knows someone might be in there,
that's had enough for your cramp, and straighten you out
right there, find everyone, then you can go home and
make more diggy dock.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
He's telling everybody victim, your little bastard. Then again you
might like it. And remember seeing that name, it's cheaper.
Good morning, A big show is on your radio. I'll
tell you I've never seen anything like it in my life.
(37:30):
The sun's belly up. There's food everywhere flying through the air,
round plates and bolts and hands.
Speaker 17 (37:34):
People eat them with their fingers, their feet, other people's feet.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
They doesn't believe it.
Speaker 8 (37:38):
And oh with the spreads, you can't imagine ribs and
chicken and biscuits and whole pigs and a great big sticky.
Speaker 17 (37:45):
That's what it's like at the junt boy of Bully
Pig Show. It's a buffet from stuff to finish. There
should be a cover charge. I'll tell you the only
thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your shirt is for.
Or you faint like cleaning bill. Oh my head, you
gonna eat that.
Speaker 7 (38:30):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
There's a big show on the radio, John Moore's Wonderful
Thing give away. A number one hundred and twenty seven
is up at the Big Show dot com to my
cool back of challenge coins. Had a Langley Air Force
Base Officers challenge coin last week. Any better Wait, I
got it? I more, Neil, come more down Alabama? Jack
got it? Anyway, we're working our way up to DC,
(38:52):
and here we are a White House a lease challenge coin.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
It's so deep. Need to know what that's about and
how it potty?
Speaker 6 (39:03):
Does it?
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Cool mess and cool Whitehouse Cops when it was up
there and we had a big show. Listen to the
Secret Service back a while back. Come out in South
Carolina as well.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
So thank you have your coin?
Speaker 7 (39:16):
Yes, thank you.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
I actually have a friend in the Secret Service.
Speaker 7 (39:21):
I do computer work for it.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Who sent me a presidential challenge coin. It's an actual us.
Speaker 6 (39:27):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Unfortunately it's Obamas. So well, at least it's a president.
I ain't too proud to give it away. Give it here.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
About one of those at like two am on a TV.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Chegging out at the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 4 (39:43):
You like to have it?
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Speaker 8 (40:27):
Here we go, Joy to the world, Jingle belt Junkies.
Bert Fern here with part two of your Big Show
Morning Mini Movie Holiday Spectacular at Christmas. Carl starting Carl
Childers as Scrooge and the grumpy old man is the
ghost of Christmas Past, brought to you by Colonel Hanson's
all purpose turd polish. Turn that brown upside down with
Colonel Hanson's and now back to our story. When we
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last left Scrooge, he just met the ghost of Christmas past,
and his future is not looking too brightly.
Speaker 18 (41:01):
Give me.
Speaker 12 (41:05):
I'm the ghost of Christmas Past, and I hate folks
who don't like Christmas. Get on your feet, alley, oop,
it's golting.
Speaker 6 (41:19):
What gonna do for you?
Speaker 4 (41:20):
Old timer?
Speaker 8 (41:21):
You heard me on your feet. We ain't got all night.
You think you're the only jackass in need of a
good joking around?
Speaker 4 (41:29):
Where are you toting me off to mister ghost the past?
Speaker 8 (41:32):
So you can see how you got to be such
a horse's patuit?
Speaker 5 (41:35):
How are we gonna get all the way back to
the past. You got one of them flying cars like
that movie.
Speaker 8 (41:40):
Just get up here on the window and put your
dead gup hand on my robe.
Speaker 7 (41:45):
We'll fly, all right, Dan.
Speaker 6 (41:48):
I'll do it.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
Sounds kindly funny, not funny, ha ha funny? Where YACKI
soda warned me? You are thick as a brick.
Speaker 8 (41:57):
Let's go your butt scratching knucklehead Scrooge and his ghostly
tour guide fly into the.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Night stand, into the past. Here, junkhead, this looked familiar.
Speaker 6 (42:11):
What's There's my old school? What are we doing here?
Speaker 8 (42:14):
This is where you started on your path to be
in a first class money loving Christmas heating buttole look there.
Speaker 6 (42:23):
It's me an bet girl from the ye old dollar store.
Speaker 4 (42:27):
She was my first sweetheart.
Speaker 8 (42:29):
Great googly Moogli, what a hepa? I've seen better heads
on a boil?
Speaker 3 (42:35):
What do you mean you're not coming home for Christmas?
Speaker 5 (42:39):
Old man Vezziwig needs someone to watch a store. Ain't
paying a party penny for it too?
Speaker 18 (42:45):
I guess money means marty you than anything you've changed, Abennezer.
Speaker 6 (42:51):
Some of you I have looks.
Speaker 5 (42:55):
Like you packed on about twenty extra pounds. You ort
to stop buying sweets and save your money.
Speaker 18 (43:00):
Your love of money has turned You mean you buy
Ebenezer goodbye forever?
Speaker 4 (43:08):
Well, why aren't you leaving?
Speaker 18 (43:11):
I will in a minute. My feet hurt. It's hard
to leave when your feet hurt.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Just grew a.
Speaker 8 (43:20):
Party you are so full of crap your astink Well, dummy,
did you learn anything?
Speaker 5 (43:27):
Yes, sir, Never tell a woman she' to getting fat
why you're hopeless.
Speaker 8 (43:33):
Back in my day, we didn't have spirits to help
save our souls. We just kept doing stupid, thoughtless things
until we died or someone killed us.
Speaker 7 (43:43):
Hooped, do do look at me?
Speaker 8 (43:44):
I'm a lafe long And Sophie tell Sata put another
soul on the fire.
Speaker 7 (43:49):
Hell, here I come, and we liked it.
Speaker 6 (43:52):
We loved it. Agos Feller, where you wandering off fromers?
Speaker 1 (43:58):
I try to find an open face.
Speaker 6 (44:01):
One hour with you and I need a drink?
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Uh liberty flu.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
Back in bed must have been some sort of bad
dream or another.
Speaker 6 (44:21):
Probably got a hold of the spoiled French friar or a
bad winer.
Speaker 7 (44:26):
And that's no good for nobody.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Hey, baby, I.
Speaker 5 (44:34):
Gotta get them blocks change.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
Who might you be?
Speaker 7 (44:38):
WHOA I'm the ghost of Christmas brand? You play your
cards right?
Speaker 1 (44:43):
I might give you something to unwrap later on.
Speaker 8 (44:46):
Who You're a whole lot nicer than that last ghost. Oh,
you ain't seen nothing yet. Now get on up here,
a tall, dark and spooky. We got places to go.
And when does the peak in?
Speaker 7 (45:00):
How are we going back in time? No, Ross Town.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
I reckon you fetched the show me how being cheap
and ruining my life?
Speaker 7 (45:07):
Oh, I'm gonna show you how it's putting a herd
on other folks.
Speaker 4 (45:11):
We ain't gonna fly? Are we flying? Kindly makes me nervous.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Josh, put your hand on my robe?
Speaker 4 (45:18):
Here?
Speaker 10 (45:19):
Ay?
Speaker 1 (45:19):
What big hands you guys?
Speaker 4 (45:21):
It's kindly making me nervous.
Speaker 7 (45:23):
Do easy, baby, if you let go?
Speaker 1 (45:26):
OU's braying?
Speaker 7 (45:28):
All right, Tim, keep your gown down, clown, here we go?
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Who Christmas crime?
Speaker 7 (45:37):
Andy?
Speaker 8 (45:37):
This ghost is certainly a handful, and the night's not over?
Can Scrooge take much more?
Speaker 1 (45:43):
What to do? What to do? To find out? Tune
in next time to hear Carl Children's at.
Speaker 8 (45:48):
Scrooge, Granny Clump is the ghost of Christmas presents, and
Tater as Busty Muffins the top heavy elf in a
Christmas Carl brought to you by Colonel Hanson's old purpose
turd polish turn that upside down with Colonel Hanson's This
is Bert Fern saying, see you next time.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
And yes, still two parts to go. How is it
gonna end? We'll find out if we'll get out of here, Well,
that's might Beet Deblon. Y'all come on one eight hundred
Big show. You told Free Line we're going to contestant
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Good morning and rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Gulay and you're listening to the Pride
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Big Show. Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
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Speaker 1 (00:58):
No eleven of them. Let's get on up and attack
this week in December. It is December of the ninth.
I'm looking at call. Yeah, it is Monday all day long, Solessa.
Let's do something better that taying you ready? I guess so,
my wing girl Enday no jacket bard got nice hair
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on this Monday morning.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Have you already on the telephone the girl.
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We've got a lot of do, Gonna give, give, gonna
get Robert Earl Keane swerving on our Monday morning song.
And I'll tell you right off the bat. This week
he is in the Princess Tinta in the Catur, Alabama.
He's dressing up tests Tuesday. That's on his lights camera
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Christmas tour and then be playing the big Rhyme and
Auditorium and Ashville, Tennessee this Thursday. So if you can
catch R. E. K. He is Holiday tour. All right,
dim see, I'm gonna get all my papers together, I
know it. Need three dates in history and get the
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Who fight to Brookie Less still going on today? Oh wait,
Illinois Governor, this is the same up looking looking for
It's good know. We go to Rod Blagovich, the guy
with the hair that goes like halfway down his forehead.
Nice things. Yeah, he was taken into Federal CUSSOD in Chicago,
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Home for that hair too. Yeah, I was just kidding.
He was trying to trade Obama's sentence seat, you know.
He said, yeah something, I'm floaby. So anyway, the uh,
his party ate him and then he's uh, he's back.
I said, hanging out, Hey you I said that byre
(03:44):
bears are nice, sir?
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Are you okay?
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It's not blogovich. I can't think anything to rhyme with it.
Well I can, okay, Yeah, I'm fun Okay, I just
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Finally, it was twenty twenty one, three forty camels. We're
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I gave it a concussion.
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Why you backed me up? Then?
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He kidding?
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Let me warm up? Well good, and we got our
three categories. Looks like we ready to get to winning beginning.
All right, Big Shoe's on the radio, let's play next.
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It's a big Shaw on the radio. Yay man making
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John Boy and Billy to give the prizes from the
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Let's go he contested number one.
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This should really be a lot of fun when you're
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Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
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could fly.
Speaker 10 (06:20):
Wow, Well I think it was a giant on the hill,
but that just needs a rock an well dragon.
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Let's get you through these three categories right quick here
and get you the prize. Pack you ready to go.
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I'm raiser.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Three things at a post office ready go?
Speaker 10 (06:39):
Stamps are keys, mailboxes, lam.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Now we need three things in a newspaper, Ready to go.
Speaker 10 (06:50):
I'm gonna say cartoons, politics and sports.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
All right, heah, yeah, we're gonna tie together with an
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You alright. At the bottom of the hour, he's on
the top of your news, Robert Earl Keane with our
Monday morning song chip Box Christmas Party fort You know
what's good morning and it's a big show on the radio.
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On Monday Morning's song, Robert Rokeane will sing a lout
just a secondday, Robert or one more times more than mine.
His holiday tours happening this Tuesday, tomorrow night. You've been
the Princess Theater de Catur, Alabama. Watch out taking the
bus up to Nashville. Show in a Ryman Auditorium this Thursday.
(08:35):
Oh right now Monday morning. So that's done by Robert
urroo Kane is being live in a big show studio.
Speaker 11 (08:44):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 11 (08:52):
Sometimes on mondays are filled with right.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
That's that's ever on the left, subad.
Speaker 11 (09:03):
Things ain't going mid way because there's always someone swirming
in my life. You keep swerving in my life, and
it's causing lots of banger.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 11 (09:24):
I'm shooting you the fine, keep switching on.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
My bride lights. Just too dim to when you're swerving.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
All lives, pie by, you're running.
Speaker 12 (09:40):
Someone off the road.
Speaker 11 (09:44):
The day jove, why I thought I never never could
love another?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Hell else could I feed?
Speaker 11 (09:59):
But owing you run into me, I can't believe I
could not see her. All tank up, No one's at
the waiting. You keep swarming in my life, just causing
lots of bad.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I'm a cussing out your name. I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 11 (10:28):
I keep switching on my bride lights, but you're just
too dimpty. Now when you're swerving all lights, how by,
you're running someone off the road.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Show good morning, there's a big showing the radio all action.
Speaker 8 (11:22):
Hello friends, your old palp burn Bern here with another
scout scratching edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode.
Pick your seat as our story opens, Skeeter Moran is
being interviewed by doctor Philbis at Brushywood Nervous Hospital.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Come in, miss Moran, have a seat. Oh call me
Skeeter as you wish.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Skeeter, what do you think, doc? Am I okay to
be released?
Speaker 13 (11:51):
Well, Skeeter, life in the outside world is not for everyone.
Speaker 14 (11:56):
Well, you took me to the movies the other day.
That's the outside world. That was pretty cool. Frosian is
a great movie. I think those girls just like each other.
Speaker 13 (12:09):
Well, yeah, I think so too. That trip to the
movies was part of your test. Now you see, before
you went in, we put signs on half the seats
that said wet paint. I saw that, I know, and
you picked a seat with the wet paint sign.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Now why would you do that?
Speaker 3 (12:26):
I like paint paint is awesome. I have a crush
on Bob Brost.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
You know, you know he's dead, right.
Speaker 13 (12:35):
But we noticed that you placed a piece of paper
on the seat before you sat down. Of that is
very smart, very encouraging, Skeeter.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Hey, I'm just being myself, Chris Kasa.
Speaker 13 (12:49):
So tell me why did you put that paper down
on the seat before you sat down?
Speaker 14 (12:54):
Oh wow, that's pretty obvious. I thought I'd have a
better view if I was sitting up hie.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Son, and we hope you enjoyed. John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Let it go, Let it go the snow let it go.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
He Tune in next time, shut up.
Speaker 8 (13:25):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the painfully effeminate
snowman from Frozen say.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Hey wanna build a snowman?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Good morning, there's a big show the radio.
Speaker 15 (13:41):
Helly you li lindsay premise here, And when I'm on
this side of the pond, I get my daily dose
of culture and edification every morning from these two delightful lands,
John Boy and Billy right here on.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
The big Show.
Speaker 7 (13:54):
You know, I hate to break it to you boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees. Who well,
I thought it was Patty jet up.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Why that is a next? Y'all follow it nowt there go, Well,
queue the chipmunks. Maybe we can learn to behave yourself
at the office Christmas party. That's our goal. Ever, let's enjoyed,
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all right, you chipmunks? Ready to sing your new songful?
What what's okay? Squeaky okay? Taking are okay?
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Melbourne melvioyn me three raps, I love.
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It's squeetya.
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Your is.
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Drove wa.
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Wise excuse me?
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All right now, you know that's not how it goes.
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Boys, lamb.
Speaker 16 (16:07):
Let's cool it with the ad living and get it
one more try for personal good form. You know you
guys can all be used in shampoo testing. I'm telling
him now, but I got a friend of the research
lab that would pay top dollar for a gerbil like
you ear going out of your back, Poe, you want
(16:31):
me to let the cannon here?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I may want to do it were jars mother.
Speaker 17 (16:40):
Of you?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
All right, Dad said, I'm gonna fire.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Up the barn cure.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Good morning, got the big se on the radio, and
it's the story of the Christmas Carl four episodes. Kick
off Episode one here just a second. First, tell you
what you can win when we play John Boy Jeopardy
in minutes one him Red Max Prize packs up a grabs,
Red Max got the best tremmers and blowers and commercial
zero Turn Moors got a two year unlimited hours warning
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com Ah listen getting on, Howdy holiday hipsters.
Speaker 8 (17:23):
Burt Fern here with part one of your big show
morning mini movie Holiday Spectacular, A Christmas Carl starring Carl
Childers as Ebenezer Scrooge and Nigel Cadbury is Bob Cretchitt,
brought to you by Colonel Hanson's All Purpose, Turn Polished,
Turn that Brown upside down with Colonel Hanson's.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
And Now London eighteen oh one.
Speaker 8 (17:47):
The offices of Scrooge and Marley at a time when
jolly Old England wasn't so jolly.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Hey there, Bob cratchit.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Yes, mister Scrooge, you've been palling around with my private
cold polk again.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I'm sorry, Ay, mister Scrooge, my fingers were cold.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Oh that's all right?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Are you sure, sir?
Speaker 5 (18:05):
I did put it on you, taim bless you, sir?
All right, I did cratch it.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Time for you to get back to that mouthy wife
and that give me young and a yearn I'll say
you in the morning.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
But tomorrow is Christmas, mister Scrooge.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
Christmas, I reckon, that's a load of humbug.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Well, I was hoping you'd give me the day off
to spend in the bosom of my family. Have you
no feelings, mister Scrooge?
Speaker 5 (18:35):
Of course I do, cratch it, and I'm a feeling
something right now, really, sir, I'm feeling the ute hungry
we got any more that potted meat and sody crackers
left over?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Surely, sir, you could make an exception once a year.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
Oh all right, Oh, thank goodness, you can come on
in fifteen minutes late tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
You're generous to a fault, Sir.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
I can't help it.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Hey, there comes that hobbled up boy a yearn he's
no bigger than a squirrel.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
Got rusty berry pot liquers.
Speaker 8 (19:08):
Old tiny Tim is here, Hey, pop Tim, you'll remember
mister Scrooge. Ah, I never forget an decap. How did
I creepy old cheap skate? What's in your wallet? I mean,
other than mauls.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
You hadn't not talk like yet? You just a boy?
Ah see you're still a bundle of laughs. Well we
must be off. Come on, Tim, Merry Christmas, mister Scrooge. Ah, humbug,
I know he's gonna say that, son of them.
Speaker 8 (19:39):
Scrooge made his way home. The winter winds howled around
him as though, a warning of things to come.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
Ski what's that? Probably just my stomach, a growling ante.
I'll just have some biscuits and mustard hit the hay.
Speaker 7 (20:07):
And Scrooge did just that.
Speaker 8 (20:09):
Then, as he prepared for a much needed rest, he
was rudely interrupted.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
What intarnation is going on after scow?
Speaker 5 (20:33):
Hey, that's my old partner JACKI soda Marley. But you
done seven years ago?
Speaker 6 (20:39):
Tonight?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
School? You skin print?
Speaker 7 (20:44):
I come back from beyond the gleave to warn you.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
I don't believe in hats and buggers. You sure you're
really dead?
Speaker 15 (20:51):
No?
Speaker 12 (20:51):
I just willing that new lot of coughs kron again, Hoddan.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Y'all tagling up in them changed, poking around in that
ship out there, a lot of flashlight again.
Speaker 18 (21:03):
No you hear it?
Speaker 19 (21:05):
I wear the shape I forge you right, get it? No, sir,
why this chain that listens? All the clappy things.
Speaker 7 (21:15):
I did your chaine?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Was this wrong?
Speaker 7 (21:18):
These heavy? These part of us? Seven years ago?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Now you understand? I reckon? I do?
Speaker 4 (21:26):
You made me one of them? Change for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
No?
Speaker 4 (21:29):
I didn't get you nothing. You want some biscuits and mustard?
Speaker 7 (21:34):
Stage because you don't get it.
Speaker 19 (21:37):
You mean my legs is very like one and one
a crock, one and two a crock and want a
three rock way?
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Where are you going downstairs? If I'm gonna have all
this company, I'm gonna have to make some more biscuits.
Speaker 20 (21:52):
Oh, he's going to be a wrong night, Marley.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
M Maybe he's adding that ship working on that chain.
I reckon them ghost spellers ain't coming well. Time for
some shut eye.
Speaker 12 (22:24):
I'm a ghost of Christmas past and.
Speaker 7 (22:27):
I hate folks who don't like Christmas.
Speaker 8 (22:29):
Get on your feet, alleop, it's go time, all right,
Dean mule tied?
Speaker 7 (22:37):
Yikes?
Speaker 8 (22:38):
Is Scrooge ready for a grumpy glimpse into his past?
Speaker 6 (22:41):
What to do?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
What to do? To find out? Tune in next time
to hear.
Speaker 8 (22:45):
Carl Childer says Anezer Scrooge, the grumpy old man is
the ghost.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Of Christmas past.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
And Taylor has Susie sweater Meat all of the future,
starring in a Christmas Carl brought to you by Colonel
Hanson's All Purpose Turn Polish, Turn that brown upside down
with Colonel Hanson's This is Burt Fern saying see you
next time.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
That Yes, Episode two hena about an hour. What could happen.
Let's play John boyd yepardy for that Redmax Prize bag
yon't too all right? Jump right in here, so wanna bet.
Even though the odds of winning are evenly split at
fifty to fifty, about ninety percent of people will pick
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this as their guests. What is red?
Speaker 7 (23:33):
Put everything on red?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Oh good, you're paying attention? No, what's y'all go? What
ain't und to make show? You told free line? We
go to we get a winner. We play John boydjep
day next, Good morning, and it's a big show on
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the radio. We're gonna do you Monday morning. And I
featured track from the Big Show bid Box. I Turner
sings Patrick No White Boy in turned all Christmas favorite
us and Patrick g it at the Big Box at
the Big Show dot com. And right now let's play
Yells live across America. It's John Boy Champany Wow Wow,
(24:33):
and now your host. Last Christmas, his wife told him
nothing would make her happier than a new diamond ring.
So that's what he got her nothing. He's Johnboy. Where's
let's say had Chris out eleven and Tennessee, Good morning, Chris,
Hello there, Hello, all right, buddy, you got the first
(24:57):
shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. So uh here
it is. Even though the odds are winning or evenly
split at fifty to fifty, about ninety percent of people
will pick this as their guests. Well, we're talking about Chris.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
I think you're talking about heads.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
You talking about heads, say you've got it. According to
Casinos studies, let's learn something here, about seventy five percent
of people playing roulette preferred to bet on Red Taylor.
You were feeling it despite the equal lodge between red
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and black. That's amazing. Hey, Chris, good work, buddy, Redmax
prize back. We'll get it to you over Lebanon.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Hey, hey, thank you, thank you so much. I've been
listening since the early nineties. And I had a job
for thirty years while I had a workman, so between
jobs we had you bat and I've been a big
fan for a long time.
Speaker 7 (25:55):
Man.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
No some Chris. We appreciate you, buddy, you hang on, Jackie,
hook you up.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Light is what we're gonna do, Jumpy and cut you
up on your newes. On the other side of time,
capsule containing a Monday Morning Live. Well, I'm Gordon A rapide.
Speaker 8 (26:45):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 21 (27:02):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Night
of the Living Rayford. As our story opens, a group
of tricker treaters from Brushywood Elementary School makes their way
down a dark street on Halloween nights.
Speaker 7 (27:18):
Stop touching me?
Speaker 9 (27:20):
Okay, okay, guys. One more house on this street and
we're done. Hey, man, wasn't it cool? I don't know
when we switched to pillowcases instead of those little buckets.
We can make a big haul. Hey, speaking of pillow cases.
One more house to go on the street.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
Keep your hands out of my bag and stop improvising. Yeah,
the old Rayford place. Black, Give me a break. I
ain't going up there.
Speaker 7 (27:44):
I'm on my key.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
You scared?
Speaker 7 (27:46):
Scared? Get real listen, Henderson. Oh that's right, you're new
in the neighborhood. Oh you never trick or treated at
Rayford's house before?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Sue us A big deal, it doesn't case.
Speaker 8 (28:00):
Yeah, he's always that snocker, just like you, Greg. He
hides in the bushes out front and pops out and tries.
Speaker 7 (28:09):
To scare you.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Yeah, what a goob?
Speaker 7 (28:12):
So he's a gube. He still gives out candy.
Speaker 8 (28:18):
Don'ty Yeah still mins he steals from the cash register
at the Sizzler.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Who trust me? Henderson is like a total waste of time?
Speaker 7 (28:27):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (28:34):
Well, you guys can do what you want, but I'm
going up there to get me some candy.
Speaker 7 (28:39):
Okay, okay, we'll go with you. What's fast? Come on, Greg.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
The trio approaches the old Rayford Place. Just before they
reach the front steps, a ghostly apparition rises from the
bushes in front of the house.
Speaker 22 (28:52):
Oh oh, who does disturb my number?
Speaker 7 (29:01):
Give me a break.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
You have defile the resting place.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
So Bikabod Crane.
Speaker 8 (29:07):
The guy from Hugan's Heroes, not Bob Crane, and Derson.
Speaker 7 (29:14):
Akabod Crane a spasm.
Speaker 22 (29:16):
Prepare to pay the price for your interloping.
Speaker 8 (29:22):
Hey, Greg, you say interloper. I'd love to hear that,
say the Grandpa Monster. We know you're really old man Rayford.
The only reason we came by is because mister insulin
shock here didn't want to miss out on a free
piece of candy.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Why did you call me?
Speaker 22 (29:40):
How do you know that I'm old Man Rayford?
Speaker 7 (29:45):
Now I think you could use one of those mints
from the sizzler.
Speaker 8 (29:52):
You can, because only he would try to use a
two hundred year old literary reference to scare a bunch
of ten.
Speaker 7 (29:59):
Year old kids.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Yeah, besides, we could smell a liquor from the street.
Speaker 22 (30:07):
Nothing knows, Brad. You don't know nothing about Halloween. God's
supposed to be scared.
Speaker 7 (30:13):
I want to see scary. Try hanging out with my
mall something.
Speaker 22 (30:17):
Yeah, that's the troubled. Your smart ass grow up too fast.
Nobody gives you the time to just be a kid.
Who said that? I said that?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
So do we get the candy or not?
Speaker 7 (30:31):
Shut up your big dump sack of hair.
Speaker 8 (30:34):
I think he's getting ready to have a moment here,
you call mate, got out?
Speaker 10 (30:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 22 (30:38):
When I was your age, I would have been scared
to death if a guy popped up out of the
bushes like that. Well, I guess it ain't nothing like
it used to be.
Speaker 13 (30:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (30:47):
Well, and Greg half seen it before and did kind
of tell Henderson it was coming.
Speaker 7 (30:53):
And don't feel bad, dude, you did your best. I
still say, don't look like nothing. That guy from Hogan's
Heroes shop hand, there's that.
Speaker 8 (31:01):
Listen mister Rayford. We know you tried and and the
thing with a flashlight. It was kind of cool. But
don't give up on us kids. Some of us still like,
you know, being scared and junk.
Speaker 22 (31:12):
Thanks kid, I hear it. You guys take the rest
of this candy reckon. I've seen about as many trick
or treaters I'm gonna get tonight. Anyway, they got head
on in and go to bed for them, big tall ones.
Come out there, shore man.
Speaker 7 (31:27):
Trickle treat, Oh boy, get a cup of coffee. Here
he goes. You don't have a happy Halloween. Happy Halloween,
mister Rayford.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Gee, you know he's not such a bad guy after all.
Speaker 6 (31:39):
Yeah, I guess he's.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Okay, What.
Speaker 8 (31:42):
How about we give him a little old fashioned trick
or treating before he goes to bed.
Speaker 7 (31:46):
Okay, sure you got the matches? Yeah right here? Okay,
and I get ready to ring the bell. Here, Greg,
you hold the bag, well, I take a dump in.
Speaker 23 (31:55):
It will be for enjoyed John Wayne Billy.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Until he fantas.
Speaker 7 (32:15):
Next time when we'll.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Hear Rayford's crusty old paper boy say, hey, big man,
let me hold a dollar. John Boy and Billy roll
ta books. Good morning radio, dumb right, good morning. That's
(32:58):
a big show on the radio for you. Monday. The
holiday movie release has got our man hopping and here
he is and tell us all about its Welcome back,
Rabbi myren Bergstein, youllow me homies.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Yeah, whoa?
Speaker 1 (33:12):
How are you? Rabbi? I've been better? What's wrong?
Speaker 13 (33:16):
I got the machivine in my Connecticut zoik meaning I
got that killing me stomach flew. I wish that would
be a vacation compared to this. Ah, all my wife's fault.
Let me guess she's cooking again. Well, if you can
call it that, she says, let's not eat Joe food
this holiday.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Let's tie something different. Turns out that different is Indian food.
Speaker 13 (33:40):
Oh the spicy, spicy spicy would be okay.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
I like a little spicy.
Speaker 13 (33:46):
But this stuff has got my tickets or upting like
the last night of Pumpey. Thank goodness. I went to
the movie first. Well, let me guess you saw Wicked?
What the one with the two singing skeleton witch girls?
Are you kidding me? I need to kick off my
holiday with the movie. That's game bingos set the music.
(34:08):
I saw a real holiday movie. I saw Red One,
hoping to answer the question who is red and what
did he win? I think one is like the number one.
Oh well, I don't like that. Have you ever taken
a Red one? It's camble, the itching, the burning. It's
not as bad as a red too, but it's bad.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Nonetheless, I hadn't seen the movie, but from what I read,
Red one is Santa's code name in the North Pole.
Speaker 13 (34:37):
Well, now that information would have been useful suit anyway,
Santa Claus is kidnapped by some Christmas witch and is
gonna punish all the naughty listers using Santa Claus's magic,
and it's up to the Rock and Captain America to
save him. No small tasks, Yeah, especially since you know
Captain America in this movie he's kind of a dick.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Well, so I don't think he's playing Captain America this time. Boy,
he's good. He's good though, who knew?
Speaker 13 (35:05):
Of course, I'm talking about that good looking rascal Chris Catan.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Chris Evans. The actor is Chris Evans.
Speaker 13 (35:15):
I thought that was the fed guy from New jery Z.
No one likes it is almost as big as the state.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
That's Chris Christie I thought that was Will Smith's punching bag.
That's Chris Rock.
Speaker 13 (35:28):
I thought that was the magician that wears too much
I may come.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
That's Chris Angel.
Speaker 13 (35:34):
I thought that was the singing that can only be
tough guy against women.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
That's Chris Brown. Now see. I thought that was the
pretty boy who was too cute to be straight. That's
Chris Hemsworth.
Speaker 13 (35:48):
Now see, I thought that was the guy who spent
most of the war with a watch of his act.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
That's Christopher Walker. I thought that was the stuff that
right next eat by the spoonful. That's Chris co.
Speaker 13 (36:02):
So who the hell am I thinking of Chris Evans.
He was a lousy governor.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
He was so big. When he moved out of the state,
the population dropped my hat. So what do you think.
I think he's allergic to salad.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
That fact.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
The movie.
Speaker 13 (36:18):
Ah well, I gotta tell you, if you're looking for
a good Christmas movie, do yourself a favor and see
this picture five other five yarmickas you'll laugh, you'll get
a kick out of the story. You might even get
choked up a little. I mean, if you're an adult,
you might get choked up. But at the extent of
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your emotional rage is to get on the teaky talkie
and shave your head and scream and crack as you
didn't get your way, stay the hell away.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
God knows there might be something in the picture.
Speaker 13 (36:52):
You don't agree with it, Dan, because you're a spoiled
and titled little but sniffer.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
You'll get all loud and stupid and going.
Speaker 8 (36:58):
If everybody else who knows someone might be in there,
that's had enough for your cramp, and straighten you out
right there, find everyone, then you can go home and
make more diggy dock.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
He's telling everybody victim, your little bastard. Then again you
might like it. And remember seeing that name, it's cheaper.
Good morning, A big show is on your radio. I'll
tell you I've never seen anything like it in my life.
(37:30):
The sun's belly up. There's food everywhere flying through the air,
round plates and bolts and hands.
Speaker 17 (37:34):
People eat them with their fingers, their feet, other people's feet.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
They doesn't believe it.
Speaker 8 (37:38):
And oh with the spreads, you can't imagine ribs and
chicken and biscuits and whole pigs and a great big sticky.
Speaker 17 (37:45):
That's what it's like at the junt boy of Bully
Pig Show. It's a buffet from stuff to finish. There
should be a cover charge. I'll tell you the only
thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your shirt is for.
Or you faint like cleaning bill. Oh my head, you
gonna eat that.
Speaker 7 (38:30):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
There's a big show on the radio, John Moore's Wonderful
Thing give away. A number one hundred and twenty seven
is up at the Big Show dot com to my
cool back of challenge coins. Had a Langley Air Force
Base Officers challenge coin last week. Any better Wait, I
got it? I more, Neil, come more down Alabama? Jack
got it? Anyway, we're working our way up to DC,
(38:52):
and here we are a White House a lease challenge coin.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
It's so deep. Need to know what that's about and
how it potty?
Speaker 6 (39:03):
Does it?
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Cool mess and cool Whitehouse Cops when it was up
there and we had a big show. Listen to the
Secret Service back a while back. Come out in South
Carolina as well.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
So thank you have your coin?
Speaker 7 (39:16):
Yes, thank you.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
I actually have a friend in the Secret Service.
Speaker 7 (39:21):
I do computer work for it.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Who sent me a presidential challenge coin. It's an actual us.
Speaker 6 (39:27):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Unfortunately it's Obamas. So well, at least it's a president.
I ain't too proud to give it away. Give it here.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
About one of those at like two am on a TV.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
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Speaker 4 (39:43):
You like to have it?
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Speaker 8 (40:27):
Here we go, Joy to the world, Jingle belt Junkies.
Bert Fern here with part two of your Big Show
Morning Mini Movie Holiday Spectacular at Christmas. Carl starting Carl
Childers as Scrooge and the grumpy old man is the
ghost of Christmas Past, brought to you by Colonel Hanson's
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last left Scrooge, he just met the ghost of Christmas past,
and his future is not looking too brightly.
Speaker 18 (41:01):
Give me.
Speaker 12 (41:05):
I'm the ghost of Christmas Past, and I hate folks
who don't like Christmas. Get on your feet, alley, oop,
it's golting.
Speaker 6 (41:19):
What gonna do for you?
Speaker 4 (41:20):
Old timer?
Speaker 8 (41:21):
You heard me on your feet. We ain't got all night.
You think you're the only jackass in need of a
good joking around?
Speaker 4 (41:29):
Where are you toting me off to mister ghost the past?
Speaker 8 (41:32):
So you can see how you got to be such
a horse's patuit?
Speaker 5 (41:35):
How are we gonna get all the way back to
the past. You got one of them flying cars like
that movie.
Speaker 8 (41:40):
Just get up here on the window and put your
dead gup hand on my robe.
Speaker 7 (41:45):
We'll fly, all right, Dan.
Speaker 6 (41:48):
I'll do it.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
Sounds kindly funny, not funny, ha ha funny? Where YACKI
soda warned me? You are thick as a brick.
Speaker 8 (41:57):
Let's go your butt scratching knucklehead Scrooge and his ghostly
tour guide fly into the.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Night stand, into the past. Here, junkhead, this looked familiar.
Speaker 6 (42:11):
What's There's my old school? What are we doing here?
Speaker 8 (42:14):
This is where you started on your path to be
in a first class money loving Christmas heating buttole look there.
Speaker 6 (42:23):
It's me an bet girl from the ye old dollar store.
Speaker 4 (42:27):
She was my first sweetheart.
Speaker 8 (42:29):
Great googly Moogli, what a hepa? I've seen better heads
on a boil?
Speaker 3 (42:35):
What do you mean you're not coming home for Christmas?
Speaker 5 (42:39):
Old man Vezziwig needs someone to watch a store. Ain't
paying a party penny for it too?
Speaker 18 (42:45):
I guess money means marty you than anything you've changed, Abennezer.
Speaker 6 (42:51):
Some of you I have looks.
Speaker 5 (42:55):
Like you packed on about twenty extra pounds. You ort
to stop buying sweets and save your money.
Speaker 18 (43:00):
Your love of money has turned You mean you buy
Ebenezer goodbye forever?
Speaker 4 (43:08):
Well, why aren't you leaving?
Speaker 18 (43:11):
I will in a minute. My feet hurt. It's hard
to leave when your feet hurt.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Just grew a.
Speaker 8 (43:20):
Party you are so full of crap your astink Well, dummy,
did you learn anything?
Speaker 5 (43:27):
Yes, sir, Never tell a woman she' to getting fat
why you're hopeless.
Speaker 8 (43:33):
Back in my day, we didn't have spirits to help
save our souls. We just kept doing stupid, thoughtless things
until we died or someone killed us.
Speaker 7 (43:43):
Hooped, do do look at me?
Speaker 8 (43:44):
I'm a lafe long And Sophie tell Sata put another
soul on the fire.
Speaker 7 (43:49):
Hell, here I come, and we liked it.
Speaker 6 (43:52):
We loved it. Agos Feller, where you wandering off fromers?
Speaker 1 (43:58):
I try to find an open face.
Speaker 6 (44:01):
One hour with you and I need a drink?
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Uh liberty flu.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
Back in bed must have been some sort of bad
dream or another.
Speaker 6 (44:21):
Probably got a hold of the spoiled French friar or a
bad winer.
Speaker 7 (44:26):
And that's no good for nobody.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Hey, baby, I.
Speaker 5 (44:34):
Gotta get them blocks change.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
Who might you be?
Speaker 7 (44:38):
WHOA I'm the ghost of Christmas brand? You play your
cards right?
Speaker 1 (44:43):
I might give you something to unwrap later on.
Speaker 8 (44:46):
Who You're a whole lot nicer than that last ghost. Oh,
you ain't seen nothing yet. Now get on up here,
a tall, dark and spooky. We got places to go.
And when does the peak in?
Speaker 7 (45:00):
How are we going back in time? No, Ross Town.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
I reckon you fetched the show me how being cheap
and ruining my life?
Speaker 7 (45:07):
Oh, I'm gonna show you how it's putting a herd
on other folks.
Speaker 4 (45:11):
We ain't gonna fly? Are we flying? Kindly makes me nervous.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Josh, put your hand on my robe?
Speaker 4 (45:18):
Here?
Speaker 10 (45:19):
Ay?
Speaker 1 (45:19):
What big hands you guys?
Speaker 4 (45:21):
It's kindly making me nervous.
Speaker 7 (45:23):
Do easy, baby, if you let go?
Speaker 1 (45:26):
OU's braying?
Speaker 7 (45:28):
All right, Tim, keep your gown down, clown, here we go?
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Who Christmas crime?
Speaker 7 (45:37):
Andy?
Speaker 8 (45:37):
This ghost is certainly a handful, and the night's not over?
Can Scrooge take much more?
Speaker 1 (45:43):
What to do? What to do? To find out? Tune
in next time to hear Carl Children's at.
Speaker 8 (45:48):
Scrooge, Granny Clump is the ghost of Christmas presents, and
Tater as Busty Muffins the top heavy elf in a
Christmas Carl brought to you by Colonel Hanson's old purpose
turd polish turn that upside down with Colonel Hanson's This
is Bert Fern saying, see you next time.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
And yes, still two parts to go. How is it
gonna end? We'll find out if we'll get out of here, Well,
that's might Beet Deblon. Y'all come on one eight hundred
Big show. You told Free Line we're going to contestant
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