June 16, 2025 • 56 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi Big Show Fans, Citizen Randy at George Jervis.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Today's podcast is another vintage John Boy and Billy Show.
It originally aired on January twenty first of two thousand
and five. Our guests for the entire show, Steve Bengola
and James Gregory enjoyed.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Probert Rayford kicking off the John Boy and Billy Show
on this school day, last day of the school week.
Got a lot of here from fellow named Larry coover
COO V E. R. Up around the Statesville area. Said
he sent a copy of something to me that he
had published in the Statesville newspaper Record and Landmark is
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past Saturday.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Now.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I don't know whether he's a regular columnist or a
person who sent it in the form of a letter
to the editor of the paper. Anyway, we'll pass it
on and see what he thinks about the school situation. Says,
I've come to realize that almost everything I detest about
the school system has been brought about by discipline problems
involving a small percentage of students. East Ayredale Middle School.
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I had mighty seven incidents of disrespect in one semester.
This is the tip of the Iceberg. When you consider
what goes on under the radar of the school's staff,
they can't be expected to be everywhere, and it all
influences our children. I was somewhat relieved after I met
with one of the administration and was told that only
five percent of the student body was actually a chronic
problem until I remember that our high schools need a
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state certified law enforcement officer to patrol the halls. That
put it back in perspective again. Our schools are a
perfect reflection of society. Inside the walls of the schools.
Several more generations are being raised to accept limitations of
their freedom because of the actions of a few. This
is because some parents don't want to discipline their children.
They want to be their friends. They don't want anyone
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else discipline in them either. I think the reason some
parents get so personally offended when their child's behavior comes
into question is because the child is acting like them.
School used to be the place where the kids that
didn't get raised at home met teachers and principals who
discipline and looked after them, helping them to be someone
in life. Now those children aren't getting disciplined anywhere they
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want guidance. They want to know their limits. They'll push
until someone stops them. If it's not the parents or
the school, the next authority is law enforcement. Kids are
falling through the cracks and ultimately it gets dumped on
the police, the sheriff's office, and the court system. One
reason my kids have excessive homework is because the classroom
is full of disruptions. Two of the reasons my kids
have to wear uniforms because other parents let their kids
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wear whatever they want to wear, and because other kids
make fun of children who can't afford the popular name
brand clothes. Our kids aren't perfect, but they are unlikely
to do any of these things because they are loved,
guided and disciplined. If we do our job as parents
by sending respectful kids to school to learn, then we
shouldn't have to abide by a bunch of restrictions caused
by the parents who aren't doing their job. This from
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a parent, which we pass on for what it's worth.
On the John Boyn Billy Show.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Good Morning, the Big Shows on a radio. Guess the
big shows on the radio. Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
Well, if you're having wiring problems in your house, it
may be the big show coming out of your toaster.
Sometimes people pick it up on their fiellings too.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
I couldn't say say, give me thumbs up for Vinnie's head.
I'm just begging, oh again with the Vinnie.
Speaker 7 (03:20):
Jack.
Speaker 8 (03:20):
You see Vinnie he came ready building. I think I'm
mumbled it too.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
I wanted but he either didn't catch it or he
was too polite to mention it.
Speaker 8 (03:30):
But I think I did.
Speaker 9 (03:32):
Been in the South twenty years. People still look at
me and go, damn Yankee.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
He looks like snave Man Gold. You're good guy, man.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Good to see you as always, Buddy, begg you man,
how's everything been going in your life?
Speaker 8 (03:46):
You've been spending time in Texas?
Speaker 9 (03:47):
No, yeah, I went home for the holidays. I don't
live there anymore, just my family does.
Speaker 8 (03:51):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (03:52):
It was strange, but I moved there from New York.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
I told you guys that, right right out of high
school in New York, moved to Texas.
Speaker 9 (03:57):
Love Jo, job opportunity. He's for the family, Yes, exactly.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
They were going for the world's biggest creature.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Exactly what it was, probably witness protection program.
Speaker 9 (04:09):
You know how these people are a.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Neighbor, A family of battalions show up in your neighborhood, Texas.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
So you've been in the ice cream business all your life.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
It's like it's like little it's like being in a
little Greek being well.
Speaker 9 (04:24):
For the first six months I lived there, they thought
I was Mexican, so.
Speaker 8 (04:30):
Probably got a lot better.
Speaker 9 (04:32):
Yeah, all this is true. I don't make any of
it up. I'm moving to you know, I'm in high
school in Texas, trying to blend. I'm dressed like Vinnie
Barberino and I'm surrounded by about six hundred future farmers
of America, you know, and they're all looking at me,
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going make him say something?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah you doing?
Speaker 9 (05:04):
You know what you say? Yeah, I had my my
friends in New York were you know. It was always
the Frank Malachi, Joey Chatcha, Tommy Tallerino. Right now, I
got friends named Junior, Bubba and Skeeter because I moved.
Speaker 8 (05:23):
To a that's good for you, though, Yeah, it's all right,
it's yours.
Speaker 9 (05:31):
Yes, yes, make me more open minded about the world,
you know, I love it. I tell you there it's
flat as a board out there, tis there's nothing there.
It's on a clear day. You can see the back
of your own head. There's nothing out there.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I did one thing. Those that's a great part of
our country. That's those are good people out there.
Speaker 8 (05:50):
Well, were glad to be there. Big show.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Hey, and uh now you're rich. Brother in law Stevens
having a birthday tomorrow.
Speaker 9 (05:57):
No, actually it's a Saturday, said tomorrow, bless you. He's
been on the road.
Speaker 8 (06:05):
They all blend.
Speaker 9 (06:05):
I don't know what day it is anymore.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
You know, he was part of high school.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
So the show last night in Carborough got him confused.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, they kept trying to get him to say something.
Speaker 8 (06:20):
That's up.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
So so now your sister married Joe, who's the old
tacoo tacoon.
Speaker 9 (06:27):
Yeah, that's what I call him. He's not really a taccoon,
but he's got more money than I'll ever have.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
And you seem bitter about it.
Speaker 8 (06:34):
No, no, yeah you are.
Speaker 10 (06:35):
No.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
I think that the whole.
Speaker 9 (06:36):
Therapy is in order here.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
She's the one made something out of herself.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah, a kept woman.
Speaker 9 (06:45):
Yeah, she has those augmentations improved every three years.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
And well you want to say, it's not what you
do in life is who you do it.
Speaker 8 (06:52):
Weird, Happy birthday, Joe Hill.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Let's get into it. We're gonna We're gonna have a
good show today. Reverse Angle Outburst is gonna be played first.
Speaker 8 (07:06):
Who's got playing with Jackie?
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Andy from Parkersburg, West Virginia, Answer the phone. One of
the big show is on the radio with John Bobena, Jackie, Randy, Vinnie,
Steve mcgola, James Gregory before they be the road again.
Speaker 8 (07:34):
Revers angled up.
Speaker 10 (07:37):
It's the any one can host neat game, John gooid
you Ma, it's the any winking host game.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
You'll give them most game.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Let's say, Hey, I want to play the Andy out
of Parkersburg, West Virginia.
Speaker 11 (08:15):
Hello, Andy, how you doing today?
Speaker 8 (08:19):
Good Man? You all right?
Speaker 7 (08:20):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (08:20):
I'm just great, good good. Hey, I want to thank
you real quick.
Speaker 8 (08:25):
If I'm good, You're welcome.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Well, well you might want to find out why.
Speaker 11 (08:31):
Hey, I found out about a death of my family
through you. Really yes, and I want to thank you
for treating it so well.
Speaker 8 (08:40):
Wow.
Speaker 11 (08:41):
RJ from the Atlanta Rhythm Section.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
Uh huh.
Speaker 11 (08:44):
It was a relative really yeah, and I found out
about it through you, and I just I think you
handled it so well and you did really good with it.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
Oh man, Thank you, Andy, appreciate that. See y'all stupid.
Tell y'all, I'm doing something don't even know I'm doing.
I ain't doing nothing.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
Oh wait wait, I'm not sure how to write that down,
but I want to.
Speaker 8 (09:08):
The week.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
I'm just assuming he's not a close relative.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
I think the gist of it is, I'm doing stuff
I don't even know I'm doing.
Speaker 8 (09:17):
All right, Well, thank you, buddy.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Well, we got James and Steven here, so you got
a room full going up against you and your categories,
any particular, the style of.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Land or what you do.
Speaker 11 (09:28):
I used to work in corrections for I was talking
with and so we're going to use that today.
Speaker 8 (09:35):
Some corrections.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Yeah, Department of State departments.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
We have to issue a lot of them, and so
does Rayferds.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
But you know that's what I tell people about the
Gregory Family album. Just go to the corrections website. I don't.
Speaker 8 (09:58):
Alright, Andy, Well, let's jump in here and see how
we do. Buddy, all right, you're ready ready to go.
Speaker 11 (10:03):
Let me have three types of spray used by officers.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
You got the pepper spray, may salt spray.
Speaker 8 (10:13):
Say miss uh, miss.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
I said, do you think you're thinking of cologne?
Speaker 11 (10:19):
You know what I'll take that just to get you
to do the next one.
Speaker 8 (10:25):
All right, what are three?
Speaker 7 (10:28):
All right?
Speaker 11 (10:29):
Pepper spray, mace.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
That's what I meant, missed, that's actually I can't see miss.
Speaker 8 (10:41):
All right, what's go ahead?
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Then?
Speaker 11 (10:43):
All right? Three types of mechanical restraints.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Mechanical canuff, shackles, straight jacket.
Speaker 8 (10:54):
All right, all right, good work, all right, Randy.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
With surprise.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I was just looking over my weekend list.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
I was getting all worked up.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Oh this is storytelling. I gotta show you.
Speaker 11 (11:11):
I don't think I want no, no, you know?
Speaker 8 (11:17):
Oh hiight, Andy? What we got the in final category?
Speaker 7 (11:21):
All right?
Speaker 11 (11:22):
Three types of non lethal ammunition shot out of a
thirty seven millimeter.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Gun lord, rubber bullet, seven millimeter rubber bullet, bean.
Speaker 12 (11:33):
Bags, wads, I don't know, rat shot, bean bags and
rubber bullets have gotta be good.
Speaker 11 (11:46):
Yeah, well they're basically rubber bullets.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Their racket ball racket balls.
Speaker 11 (11:54):
Yeah wow, thirty seven millimeter.
Speaker 8 (11:58):
Thirty seven minutes. Well that's a small whether.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
I just did old fashioned hammo.
Speaker 8 (12:04):
A racket one won't kill you, but you wish it did.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
That suckers, run kill it.
Speaker 9 (12:09):
I mean after that, Now, there's your other restraint, right,
there that that's cut down on the running.
Speaker 11 (12:17):
Yeah, that takes running a good thing. You want to
show up with the other ones. They shoot blocks of wood.
Speaker 8 (12:25):
Oh blocks wood.
Speaker 11 (12:27):
Man, they hurt.
Speaker 9 (12:29):
Yeah, you just throw him hurt.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
Pretty much.
Speaker 11 (12:35):
They'll take the fight out of you.
Speaker 8 (12:38):
Right well, Andy, look at you man, you went. Weren't
giving you the.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Six thousand yards Shakespeare supreme smooth fishing line.
Speaker 8 (12:47):
They use that to escape, like you know, a wholesale block.
All right, man, hold on, Jack can get your information. Man,
all right, y'all.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Hey, mad Max is gonna rave next, y'all heard, I
love man. Yeah, that's something this new fake man Max
is going off. But first Rayford will go off his
letters to the editor today.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
Good wanting to make show us on the radio. James,
I know you're looking around, wonder where Rayford is? You
miss you?
Speaker 5 (13:29):
You kind of got used up every thirty minutes, Oh,
I said, Well, you don't ever really get you. He's
in the mail room today, Friday's his letters to the
editor to day. So unless somebody brings up Lyndon Johnson's inaugurational,
don't give him any.
Speaker 8 (13:49):
Ideas we got it.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
I'm glad he can't hear me right, yeah, oh god,
all right, yeah que Robert D.
Speaker 8 (13:58):
Rayford from the mail room.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yes, sir, mist boy in the major room. People send
me things that they clip, and quite often there are
things that I have done before. But then here's one
of those that sort of I think bears repeating because
the listener sented. And do animals have a sixth sense
that enables them to survive? Story about a dog that
survived being snatched up by an eagle, carried off, probably
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dropped from the sky little Pekinese thirteen years old at
that and survived a week in sub freezing weather, but
found its way home. What about the animals that survived
the tsunami? Did they feel it coming? Yes, sir. Just
minutes before the tsunami crashed into a southern Indian wildlife sanctuary,
a lighthouse lookout reported an unusual sight a herd of
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antelope stampeding from the shoreline toward the safety of a
nearby hilltop. Ten minutes later the waves hit, the animals
had run the safety. In Sri Lanka, the island nation
of India's southern tip, more than thirty thousand people were
killed yet at Yala National Park, just up the coast,
from where the destruction was most severe. All the elephants, leopards, deer,
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and other wild animals managed to survive. The mighty ways
they all escaped. They had a feeling maybe it was
the sound ways. Can animals pick up signals that predict
the arrival of seismic events. Though history is full of
anecdotes about animals tuning into nature's early warnings, there is
no definitive answer. In China, the for an earthquake measuring
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seven point three on the Richter scale hit that city
of Haiching in nineteen seventy five. During the depths of winter.
Locals reported seeing snakes emerging from hibernation, only to freeze
to death on the roads. Strange animal behavior was one
of the number of signals that allowed local officials raised
the alarm several days in advance to save virtually the
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entire population.
Speaker 13 (15:47):
Of the city.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Indeed, I'm sure you've noticed that when there's a storm
about or whatever, dogs will seem to sense it. I
do believe they have a sixth sense. With that all
of us had some of the same attributes of our animals.
Who says that, I say that Robert d Ray for
John boyn billy show.
Speaker 8 (16:11):
Good morning, A big show is own.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
You are ready over this Friday morning, January twenty First,
all right, here's Colby waiting.
Speaker 7 (16:19):
No cowboy billy Yo, mad Maxie Max?
Speaker 8 (16:22):
How you doing?
Speaker 7 (16:23):
Oh I'm maddering. Jesse Jackson stuck behind a Confederate Memorial Day.
Speaker 8 (16:28):
Oh mad?
Speaker 7 (16:30):
Oh yeah? Well, the cheese minding topic of the morning
is sports. If you ask me, the world of professional
sports is coming on glued. If that dog down Orlando
hadn't beaten me to it, I might be taking a
crap head. First, less looking football exhibit A Randy Mass Yeah,
(16:51):
that head case that plays for Minnesota. You know it
looks like he diddy with his nipples hooked up to
a car battery. I guess all the touchdown he's scoring
the game against Green Bay celebrated by pretending to pull
down his breeches and moon the Packer fans. First of all,
(17:11):
nice move, buck Wee. But I like to point out
he didn't actually do it. He acted like it all
solid week after that, all the media experts having a hissy.
Old Joe buck about started crying. Everybody, now here's out
of line. It's gonna kill a game. Of football. Goodness sakes,
you think he pulled his breeches down. Had Saddam is
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my homeboy tattooed on his butter or something? Hey, get thiss.
I was watching a replay one of the several fouls
and this was on the local sports report on TV,
and when he been over in the end zone and
putting him little censor blocks up on the screen to
hide his rear ends once again, you know the rear end.
(17:57):
He didn't really show it. She missed it. Let me repeat,
he didn't really pull his bridges down. He's all you
see is butts all over the fifth block. My big
art gott fined ten thousand dollars though, which fine by mehicles,
How about how to butt load all these end zone
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celebrations anytime time of guy scorers nowadays doing cart wills,
calling his mom on the cell phone, timing the gold post,
humping the mascot. He ain't the first guy that'd ever
scored a touchdown black, My old coach used to say,
act like you've been there before and you're going again. Hey,
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it's oh the defensive guys they just as bad. Make
a sack, won't you settle for a quick high five.
They got a run there in the backfield, stand there
beating their chest like king. Call for five minutes a crusher.
You're getting paid eight million dollars. You had one and
a half tackles this year. You might want to back
(19:03):
it down. Do your job, shut up way. The only
thing getting worse and pro athletes making a ass out
of self is the sports fans at the games. Hey know,
do y'all when you're running ten teams, slips up and
wins one and the camera gets on you, you're not
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number one, ship, two and ten. Oh, listen to sports
fans on these sports radio call him. You know it'd
always got that one or two or three or twelve
idiots that call every night. Loves the sound of his
own voice. Thanks. People can't wait to hear his take
on the Big Store bill. This is Jake from Lizard
(19:47):
Snot Again. I know you're probably wondering what I think
about all it is? Well, Jake on behalf of everybody listening.
We don't really give a crap what you think about anything.
And what's up with the guys on the TV sports shows?
Hey don't talk anymore? They just hollering at each other.
(20:08):
Change you don't know what you're talking about, how you're
an idiot, Back and forth, back and forth. There's what
CNN that'd be like if the guys from Crossfire dressed
out for gym when they were growing up. Everything's an argument.
Argue with the fans, argue with the gans, argue with
each other. Please now watch, y'all, cause I'm trying to unwind.
(20:29):
I want to spend an hour and listen to two
people have an argument. I turn the TV off and
talk to my wife. What I'm trying to say is
there basically three things wrong with professional sports. Everybody's playing it,
everybody's covering it, and everybody is watching it. Please, oh, y'all,
just sit down, shut up, get a haircut, stop hollering,
(20:53):
hang up the phone, playball, quit running my lowry. I'm
going business, y'all. Have a nice day.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Yet morning.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
The Big Show is on the radio. Lord James Gregory
coming up with us here in just a couple of minutes,
headed towards John Boy Jeopardy Time. Talking about old buddy
who we've interviewed a lot here on the Big Show,
William Shattner.
Speaker 8 (21:14):
He won him a Golden Globe ward.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Yeah, we interviewed him about his part on the Boston Legal.
I guess that's where he came from. This was he's
finally found the perfect role for him. How about then,
apparently the people at the Golden Globes agree to watch it?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Cavin Kirk, He's starting to prove he could do anything.
Speaker 14 (21:33):
Oh no, I'm gonna tell you one thing. He can
do catch phrases. How you think about it? Johnny can
say stuff like, say one just off the top of
your head.
Speaker 8 (21:44):
Uh, don't worry about what's going on on top of
my head? How about that?
Speaker 14 (21:48):
Don't see it's a brand new one. Worry about what's
going on on top of my head?
Speaker 4 (21:54):
How about that?
Speaker 8 (21:56):
Long we get the list?
Speaker 9 (21:58):
Yeah, I get the list up?
Speaker 14 (22:00):
Fine, where's my big bang? I'm sick of being the
light of you?
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Almost line?
Speaker 8 (22:19):
I told you I could make a living.
Speaker 9 (22:23):
I've actually heard him say that.
Speaker 8 (22:26):
My music comes first. I'm at the beach.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Deal with it.
Speaker 8 (22:38):
Don't come on in my showman ships.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Your catchphrases are aimed at me.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
Oh here's one that's I guess this one is too
ball arm.
Speaker 14 (22:52):
Hell, bit's backing my skull.
Speaker 8 (22:57):
Come here and give me your killing me.
Speaker 14 (23:07):
Don't get ignorant, love, don't no smart, don't forget that
one of my cousins, cousins good for practice captain the entire,
the entire London CRUI is dead. I'm dealing with it
(23:29):
through my humor. Jam, you're porting on weight. I'm not
going to let this diet change my life. Oh here's
a good one. If I could type, I'd be right
in their wisdard. I sure wish I was hungry.
Speaker 9 (23:57):
I see what you mean. Not what am I gonna do?
Speaker 8 (24:01):
Fire me? All right, we're all going down to the
planet surface.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
So in yup in yup in ye, And I don't
see him being able to pull off the daytona yell either.
Speaker 8 (24:17):
Ooh wa, all right, could I be serious for a moment?
Speaker 5 (24:27):
Give it a shot, John Boy, Jeopardy Time a one
hundred dollars gift card to Auto Zone.
Speaker 8 (24:32):
First of all, yesterday's question.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
On an average day, women worldwide use about three and
a half times more of these than men. James, you
weren't here for Jeopardy question? Uh what what would your
guests be through that time? More and a half times
more of.
Speaker 8 (24:49):
These of these?
Speaker 4 (24:50):
I will say, clinics or tisha paper.
Speaker 8 (24:54):
Cleenex the no words.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Really most men just use their finger.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Well, well, horn, here's what threw me off. You didn't
say a thousand times as much.
Speaker 8 (25:08):
So well, there we go. Today's any question.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
If you think you know, don't say out loud this
reverse angle. We try to keep these well kind of easy.
On Friday we do the whole thing. Second easier game
than to take sea, of course, that's any time question.
Speaker 8 (25:35):
Darting women's still.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Be talking bees?
Speaker 8 (25:42):
Has five of these bees? Has five of these?
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Homeschool kids?
Speaker 6 (25:51):
Not killer bees?
Speaker 8 (25:52):
Regular bees? It seems like five that hotel.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
A boy man, they're multiplying.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
Only wait to same again as if he's figured out
what was he thinking?
Speaker 8 (26:16):
Don't tell my wife? Yeah, not killer be? Something about
regular bee?
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Okay? Bees?
Speaker 8 (26:24):
Have five of these?
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Good money?
Speaker 8 (26:36):
Mind the big shows on the right, and then you're
ready to go to sunny fly to mountain.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Only five under the big shown up that mine.
Speaker 6 (26:49):
Yes, live a cross on my recolle.
Speaker 15 (26:52):
It's you one boy, Jeopardy mine and now your host
radio's answer to killer bees because his nerve wrecking kids
are about to drive him crazy too. He is John mard.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Hard On a man behind his back ain't you.
Speaker 8 (27:12):
Uh Mary, out of rowing out?
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Virginia's right here. Welcome Mary, hey John.
Speaker 16 (27:18):
Well, I can't well, I can't believe I got through.
I've been trying for eighteen years.
Speaker 8 (27:21):
Wows collar, Well baby, here you go.
Speaker 16 (27:24):
Yeah, my age. I don't want to care.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
You were hot when you started. I'm sorry, y'all.
Speaker 16 (27:33):
Cool y'all my morning thing.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Oh wouldn't that y'all?
Speaker 16 (27:39):
And this is next to meet you always want to
meet you. So this is my first time. I'm so excited,
but I want to win in two. I always get
answered from other people when they do it, but now once.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
Wow, the cows, what are you doing? Welcome?
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Very good.
Speaker 8 (28:02):
You are such a sweetie. That's that's why we have.
Speaker 16 (28:04):
This, just talking you guys.
Speaker 8 (28:06):
First angle games like celebrities. Yeah, good baby? All right,
well Mary, well, uh well, let's see what you got here?
Speaker 4 (28:18):
All right?
Speaker 8 (28:18):
Bees have five of these hives. Hives, that's right.
Speaker 6 (28:25):
High. Don't y'all speak the same show us hives? No,
that's not right.
Speaker 8 (28:36):
Oh, Mary, Well, you're the sweetie. You keep trying again.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
I hope we'll uh we'll get through, or you'll get
through to us. Well, you didn't even this time. Will
keep up dropping.
Speaker 8 (28:48):
What'd you say, baby?
Speaker 16 (28:49):
You mean I get I don't get to play no more?
Speaker 8 (28:52):
No, yes, yes you can anytime.
Speaker 16 (28:54):
Anytime I missed one question, I don't get no more.
Speaker 8 (28:57):
Oh no, no for for this time. This is pretty
much yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yeah, it's ain't shoot to you win.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
You're not right for this competition.
Speaker 8 (29:09):
You have a lot of personality.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Yeah, yeahey, okay, yeah, honey, honey they have five honey's.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
All right?
Speaker 8 (29:19):
Man, Well hold on, all right.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Hey go Jackie.
Speaker 8 (29:22):
I didn't have hard to hang up on her.
Speaker 9 (29:26):
Well she got.
Speaker 7 (29:30):
Ye.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Say hey to Nathan out of Lawton, Oklahoma. Hello Nathan,
doing good, buddy? You all right today?
Speaker 13 (29:37):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 10 (29:37):
Working hard?
Speaker 7 (29:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Man, man, after the last last call? Now this guy me, Man,
he sounds really downed.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
What kind of what kind of work you do? What
kind of work you do? Nathan?
Speaker 15 (29:46):
Hey, I work at the university, I go to I
work for the Department Veterans Fairs.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
Oh you're in Are you in school?
Speaker 7 (29:52):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Oh what's your what's your aide?
Speaker 7 (29:54):
I'm twenty eight.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
You need to get a damn joe. Man, he's got.
Speaker 10 (30:00):
Seven years now.
Speaker 7 (30:01):
I'm going back to school.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
So no wonder these depressed. He's tweet you got for
a beer? I gotta study. I'm just joking, Nathan, get
all the education you can. Yeah, man, hey, I you're studying.
Speaker 7 (30:19):
The bee right now. I'm staying to be an.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
R n A in registered register nurse.
Speaker 7 (30:25):
Man.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
I didn even know you had to study for that.
Speaker 9 (30:27):
Well, Lord help you.
Speaker 8 (30:29):
Why Nathan.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
I'm proud of you, man, because I might be going
back to college later in life, since I ain't never
been what clown college?
Speaker 8 (30:39):
Allright?
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Well here you go, na even let's say about college
education is teaching anything?
Speaker 8 (30:45):
Bees?
Speaker 5 (30:45):
Have five of these, alright, show us eyes.
Speaker 8 (30:51):
Yeah, that's your college, He's all.
Speaker 7 (30:54):
I thought.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
That's what Mary was saying when she was saying hives.
Speaker 13 (31:00):
That first time.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
I got through too, and I wont oh.
Speaker 9 (31:02):
Good.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
Congratulations Nathan. We're gonna give you one hundred dollars gift
card to Auto Zone. Keep that in college car running right,
that's important. I appreciate it, all right, buddy, hold on, Jack,
get your infhone, Naightan, get more than to big shows
(31:29):
on you're already out, Oliver coming up. Stay don't laugh
at Randy's hand signals, and it only encourages him.
Speaker 8 (31:38):
You don want tell me to go play with Rayford.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Everything in there smells like the pens and Leford and
pudding and that finger.
Speaker 8 (31:48):
Let's go into the mail room, and Robert D.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Rayford in the mail room, of course, is the male
bag the inn box, as they say, and we get
them from all over. Here's one that's dispatched by the
US Postal Service, gone from Don ug Lee. That's where
he signed to Don ugg it's his nickname. I guess
Lee Dennis, Mississippi. Greeting from northeast Mississippi. Recently, I heard
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you speak of cleanliness, not shaking hands. Here's something to
consider that might make you favor emails, although they tend
to be somewhat impersonal, at least compared to a handwritten letter.
Several years ago, the US Postal Service had a lot
of workers coming down with tuberculosis. They got tb from
people infected licking the stamps and the envelopes. Dida never
(32:32):
heard of that, but anyway, says today, the postal workers
are supposed to wear disposable gloves. I guess that's partly
due to the anthrax scare a couple of years ago.
It's a good practice. One place that's easy to pick
up germs. Is in a doctor's office reading a magazine
there that was handled by someone else with flu or
something else linked their thumb of fingers to turn the page.
(32:54):
They have gone in for a check up, left with
the flu. Only things you have to worry about the
emails you receive is maybe a paper cut. At least
you know where it's been. Who says that? I say
that Don Uglee of Dennis, Mississippi, about that.
Speaker 13 (33:09):
We have a lot of listeners A big.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Show and my daddy's home state of Mississippi, Robert d
Rayford in the mail room, in the John Boy and
Billy Show, Good.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Morning, the big shows on the radio, Jambo, Billy, Billy Staid,
Steve James, Gregory Ready.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Jack Kie Hey, Patrick, I hadn't done it somehow, you
already to.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
News playhouse hanging all right, all right to take get down,
and by ridding my phone in there to check too,
I did.
Speaker 6 (33:53):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the
bus Stop. As our story opens, a young teenage girl
is sitting all alone at the bus stop when a
middle aged man in a car pulls over to the curve.
Speaker 8 (34:13):
Slowly hither, cutie pie.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
What you doing?
Speaker 6 (34:21):
What's it look like I'm doing. I'm waiting for the bus.
Speaker 8 (34:24):
Bus.
Speaker 17 (34:25):
Oh that's no good, you little girl like you don't
want to be riding on a smelly old bus.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Whatever.
Speaker 17 (34:35):
Hey, how about I give you a lift instead? Come
on over here, hop in my brand new car. I
get you where you're going in no time.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
That's okay. I'll just wait for the bus. Now leave
me alone, will you?
Speaker 5 (34:50):
Oh?
Speaker 17 (34:50):
Hey, well chili out there this morning?
Speaker 6 (34:54):
That yeah, I guess a little bit.
Speaker 17 (35:01):
I want the warmer stuff up a little bit. My
brand new car's got a real powerful heater in it.
It's mighty toasty in here. Hop on in, safe for yourself.
Speaker 6 (35:13):
No, now, leave me alone.
Speaker 17 (35:15):
Okay, So listen when you catch this boss, where you're
headed to.
Speaker 6 (35:23):
I'm going to the mall.
Speaker 17 (35:25):
Oh yeah, yo. Some of that stuff out the mall
there's mighty prissy. You got enough money?
Speaker 6 (35:33):
Yes, I have enough money.
Speaker 17 (35:35):
Well, let's not tell you what. You hop in the
car with me. I'll not only take you to the mall.
I was stopping busy Burgers on the way out. I'll
buy you anything you want from any store in the place.
Speaker 6 (35:49):
How's that sail forget it now. Just leave me alone,
will you.
Speaker 14 (35:52):
There's absolutely no way in the world I'm gonna get
in that car with you.
Speaker 8 (35:57):
Is that so well?
Speaker 17 (35:59):
Why in the world not?
Speaker 4 (36:01):
Now?
Speaker 6 (36:01):
Look, Daddy, Mama and I told you not to buy
a Hyundai.
Speaker 14 (36:05):
Okay, You're just gonna have to get used to riding around.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
I'll buy yourself, you freak. We hope you've enjoyed John
Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 8 (36:23):
Your mama's in the trunk.
Speaker 6 (36:27):
Cut and again next time we'll hear the crusty old
clerk at the mall food court say.
Speaker 8 (36:34):
Hey, big man, let me hold it dog. The Big Show.
It's on the radio.
Speaker 6 (36:46):
A little cold out there this morning. Ain't muddy toasty
in here on the big chere all morning.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
One thing it's never been in the studio is toasty.
Speaker 5 (36:59):
Yeah, yeah, like it co You know, I hear the
same thing about David Letterman studio.
Speaker 6 (37:05):
It's real they keep it really cold.
Speaker 8 (37:07):
Yeah yeah, they creative geniuses.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Man, I just heard that. I've never been on that show.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
You though, genius and considerate fast.
Speaker 6 (37:18):
Now you know I went and I actually watched the
taping in a Letterman show one time, and it did
not seem that cold, and of course I work in here,
that's right, colder letter.
Speaker 5 (37:28):
Yeah, yeah, Uh do you watch my late night TV?
Do you have a show your choice, James after your
late shows?
Speaker 4 (37:35):
Well, yeah, late night. I love I love Court TV.
I love TV for risic files and that investigative reports
and those kinds of things, because I'm watching you and
I'm thinking, this really happened. This is a real case here,
you know what I mean. Yeah, And any kind of
fiction you watch cannot match that.
Speaker 8 (37:53):
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
It's surreal, right. I love those cases like that Steve
for a lot of them.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
But that's because most of his family feature keeping up
with the family, you.
Speaker 9 (38:02):
Know, with that whole d n A thing. Nowadays you
can't get away with that haunt you that.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (38:08):
Also, that's why marriages are lasting long.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
I also love the infomercials. I love them. You got
real tistory grill, that showtime grill.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
You got one, I got one.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
I've got one too. But I did watch that commercial
over and over in the middle of the night. Sometimes
I'll call the guys down the hall. I see commercials
on Channel sixty two. We get up to watch the
commercial because the food looks good. I mean, I know
that's sick, but we do it.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
You know, I can't watch infomercials because every I have
never watched one that I didn't pick up the phone
in order.
Speaker 5 (38:42):
I love.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
That must be a man thing. I mean, we're do you.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
Have the you have the Ultimate chopper?
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Yet we have one?
Speaker 4 (38:48):
Chef Chef toye. I got that. Yeah, that just came in.
Speaker 8 (38:54):
George Forman grill. I got one of those.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
I've had all those for years. Yeah, yeah, I just
love that stuff.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
You know, America, I bought one and you probably saw
the infomercial at some point. You remember the Have you
seen the steamer that's supposed to clean you know everything?
Speaker 9 (39:07):
Yeah, yeah, I just looked good.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
I thought about that.
Speaker 8 (39:09):
But it looks great.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
It works like crap, I'm gonna tell you right now.
Speaker 6 (39:13):
So it's kind of like the euro Sealer there from
a few years.
Speaker 8 (39:16):
I got sucked in on that.
Speaker 5 (39:18):
Man, are you bought the sleepert No on the euro Sealing,
that thing where you could like, you know, your bag
of Cheetos, you just run this out and it seals.
Speaker 8 (39:27):
At no, no good, no, no, I just tearing them
up out a half bag of cheeto.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
But see, here's what I've always said to and no
offense to you, jobbling, but I've never seen that, you know,
And I think you know, how long do they take
a bag of chetos? Really? You look big bag of
those not your chips? All? Yeah for me, that's not
twelve minutes.
Speaker 8 (39:52):
Yeah, the single serving side.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
See, I think you go, you buy two or three
pounds of beef, You've been like a sigh of beef.
You need to seal it. But from back of chips,
I can handle that.
Speaker 5 (40:06):
Now that that was about James Gregory, Steve macgalla hanging
out with us this morning, skitchy news, Weather, Sports, going
to Rayfern in the mailroom. Easiest way for you to
join the winners is coming up on the current events quiz.
Speaker 8 (40:25):
Yes, ah, there you go, hang on good wanting the
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big shows on the radio.
Speaker 5 (41:00):
Was celebrating Friday, January the twenty first, or throwing a
Rayford in the memmor of a interesting fact? Did y'all
know that Rayford m c the inaugural concert for Lyndon
Johnson back in nineteen sixty real live and.
Speaker 6 (41:13):
Look how we had to find out?
Speaker 4 (41:14):
Yeah, I hear't talking about yesterday.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
I think he's been ironic, John, unless you're a whole
lot better actor than that thought.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
I just thought i'd go along. Woy sure did.
Speaker 5 (41:29):
Yeah, he was wearing a tuxed though he had to
flu you're of one hundred and.
Speaker 4 (41:36):
Three, and Lil Johnson was late too.
Speaker 6 (41:38):
I think yeah, he was ye showing up twenty minutes.
Speaker 5 (41:41):
I believe it was I had to add live and
he got letters of condemnation or what is it recommendation?
Speaker 6 (41:49):
Well, I could have gotten bothed. Commendation is a word
you're looking for, but it could.
Speaker 13 (41:54):
Have been either one.
Speaker 5 (41:55):
Let's see, maybe we'll get him to talk about some
more that next week when out the mailroom.
Speaker 6 (41:59):
Let's it makes the intro. We're gonna have to retrain him.
Speaker 5 (42:05):
You got a me streaking you, John, y'all no ACNA,
And now here is Robert d Rayford.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
Into the mail room. Yes, comes variety of dispatches. He's
a very nice one, very clean and neat as it's
own address and so on on it, as is always
proper when you're writing a letter, whether it's an email
or dispatch.
Speaker 13 (42:24):
Through the US Postal Service, as was this one.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
Hell McNeil chestnutt Raleigh, North Carolina. Mister Rayford, I frequently
listened to The Big Show in the morning, especially enjoy
your commentary, often agreeing.
Speaker 13 (42:35):
With much of the same. Keep up the good work.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
I recall hearing you speak of the Big Band weekend
at the Grove Park in Ashville, in fact you plan
to attend, and how much you enjoy dressing in your
tucks and dancing to that wonderful music. My wife and
I have been attending for years as I am passionate
about swing and my favorite of all orchestras is the
Glenn Miller Band, the quintessential swing band. Although I was
born toward the end of the swing era, my parents
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taught me the love of, appreciate and dance to that music.
I too, loved to dressing my tucks and for a
moment in time, we live those grand days. Best wishes
for the new year. Elle McNeil chest it. Well, I'll
be looking for you. Have you noticed on the radio
on Monday mornings, the morning show people tell what they
did over the weekend, and on Friday they'll tell you
(43:20):
about what they're going to do over the weekend. Well,
it's Friday, so here goes. Yes, I'm on the way
to the Grove Park Hotel resort where the Big Band
Dance weekend starts, and then leaving there early in the
morning to drive down to Lincolnton, North Carolina for a
couple of hours for the grand opening of race car
driver Doug Herbert's new performance parts facility, then back to
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the Grove Park for the second night of the Big
Band Show featuring the Glenn Miller Orchestra. Yes, always on
the move, keeping on, keeping on, Robert d Rayford on
the John Boyn Billy Big Show.
Speaker 8 (43:53):
Good morning, A big show is on your radio?
Speaker 4 (43:56):
Where's my chair?
Speaker 8 (43:57):
Gonna break? Two hours?
Speaker 1 (44:00):
If you're busting up the chair and still confident that
you're not gonna let this diet change your.
Speaker 5 (44:05):
Life, Yeah, well, I'm gonna work on it. I'm gonna
I'm gonna be good this weekend. I'm not gonna let
go all fus shut out.
Speaker 6 (44:13):
Through his humor.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Oh we got a big argument Monday afternoon about sugar
free popsicles.
Speaker 8 (44:19):
Oh man, he died. Randy's got me on a salth
beast out.
Speaker 5 (44:23):
It is so specific in the first day, a specific guy.
I need, like you know, some categories to work the parameters.
Speaker 9 (44:30):
Get on the phone and argue on your days off.
Apparently we weren't even off.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
This was part of my work, babord.
Speaker 8 (44:37):
About my diet.
Speaker 5 (44:38):
Whether it says no sugar added, well it's not sugar free.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
That's different.
Speaker 8 (44:43):
And then this low carve no low carb does not
mean just one fudge signal.
Speaker 6 (44:51):
At one finally goes have a fudge.
Speaker 8 (44:54):
I have a whole box.
Speaker 4 (44:55):
Up I did.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
I said, if I'll tell you what, just go ahead
and eat it. Then No, I don't want.
Speaker 7 (45:01):
One.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Shut up.
Speaker 8 (45:02):
You sound like me. Give the boy you fudgsicle.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Popsicle makes a sugar free fudgsicle that tastes great. But
old old dumb ass in here. I can't find him
in the freezer section of the grocery store.
Speaker 5 (45:20):
So John o'billy grilla sauce on sale for like two bucks.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Some change freezer.
Speaker 6 (45:27):
Sections say that's nowhere near the icen.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
No, I don't shop good. No, I mean you know you.
Speaker 14 (45:35):
Went shopping with him once at the beach. Never again. Yeah,
we were in there for an hour and twelve minutes.
Speaker 4 (45:43):
We got three things.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
And they put stuff up to distract you like I
think that they play stuff like on purpose.
Speaker 9 (45:52):
You might be onto something there.
Speaker 6 (45:54):
Those mind games at the grocery store, they're just.
Speaker 8 (45:57):
All of a sudden.
Speaker 5 (45:58):
I mean, I'm over here at Housewares and doll Food
trying to find tug or something deep and out pops
some Cheetos.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Were you on the phone with him? Sugar in it?
Speaker 7 (46:08):
Wait?
Speaker 8 (46:08):
Bo way, Tugger is my dog?
Speaker 15 (46:11):
I think the cheetos might have been misplaced from somebody else's.
Speaker 8 (46:14):
Were they liver flavored Cheetos?
Speaker 9 (46:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (46:19):
And by the way, that bacon in that all? It
was not really baking.
Speaker 6 (46:25):
Were you begging for the stretch?
Speaker 1 (46:28):
I went over to his house and put the.
Speaker 6 (46:32):
Record in the in the snack biscuits, you wort the
kind for a large idiot, but it was fun for me.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
I went over to his house and put one on
his nose and said, no, no.
Speaker 18 (46:42):
No, okay, But it's an adventure out there in supermarket land.
Speaker 6 (46:54):
It sounds exciting. It's a whole big world out there.
Speaker 5 (46:59):
Tell the guy from the meat department with somebody helped
me find some mazarella cheese.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Yeah, what are you?
Speaker 6 (47:08):
Unfrozen caveman.
Speaker 14 (47:11):
Helped you have a hard time finding the mazzarella cheese.
Speaker 8 (47:17):
The meat all kind of cheeses.
Speaker 6 (47:19):
There's no cheese here. This is the meat department. What
kind of grocery stores they.
Speaker 9 (47:30):
Should though, They should just put the items that go
together together.
Speaker 8 (47:32):
They should put the meats with the cheeses.
Speaker 5 (47:34):
I think they enjoy running you around the store. They
didn't have like pop up things at you.
Speaker 8 (47:38):
Jesus.
Speaker 14 (47:41):
Well, you know, they give you a little cart with wheels.
He ain't got a luggage all around.
Speaker 8 (47:46):
Journey. And that's another thing. Man.
Speaker 5 (47:48):
Now to mama's with a little babies. They had the
cool shopping cars. It was like race cars, the race
garden trains and stuff.
Speaker 14 (47:57):
I mean, you know, you gotta before you ask, no,
I'm not going to the store with you and push
you around.
Speaker 18 (48:02):
And.
Speaker 9 (48:04):
I will, I'll do it.
Speaker 8 (48:09):
A bunch of idiots.
Speaker 5 (48:12):
So anyway, and you know the mom was getting to
have funs out shopping.
Speaker 8 (48:16):
You know that that hair staated Yes, how we're getting to.
Speaker 14 (48:23):
Yes there are and the Harris Teeter and Stone Crest
buddy boy.
Speaker 8 (48:28):
Maybe shop, yes, maybe noticed that.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
They they're real focused. They don't want to talk to
you or nothing while they're in there.
Speaker 6 (48:35):
Those chances are they got one like you waiting on
them at home.
Speaker 5 (48:39):
I still besides our grilla saws and smile. About thirty
minutes and nobody recognized.
Speaker 8 (48:45):
With some mental patience, I was.
Speaker 5 (48:47):
Trying to get the same expression I had on the bottle,
and he had to keep looking at it.
Speaker 6 (48:55):
And the weird thing is he used to do that
over by the mister salty prepfol.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
For a while, Rayford does the same thing at the
liquor store.
Speaker 6 (49:03):
Stands beside old granddad, trying to get the same expression.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
It's funny.
Speaker 9 (49:14):
All right, Oh.
Speaker 5 (49:16):
Wait, wait, hey, Well, since we didn't get to go
to the mall this year in our annual Christmas shopping.
Speaker 6 (49:21):
Let's all go to the grocery store.
Speaker 7 (49:24):
That it.
Speaker 8 (49:24):
Man, We're gonna take a trip to the grocery store.
Me and Jackie and tato on these dies. We all
get our food together.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
Fun sickle.
Speaker 6 (49:32):
Now you're in that grocery store. Here's something you'll be
hearing later today. Clean up on Aisle four.
Speaker 4 (49:39):
All right, what's that work? Hang out?
Speaker 8 (50:02):
Good morning?
Speaker 5 (50:03):
To make sure it's on your radio.
Speaker 8 (50:06):
Well, come on, girls, you read it.
Speaker 5 (50:16):
Quiz Hey to Tracy from Charleston, South Carolina.
Speaker 8 (50:24):
Good morning, Tracy, Good morning, how are you guys?
Speaker 7 (50:27):
Good baby?
Speaker 8 (50:27):
How's everything in beautiful Charleston.
Speaker 18 (50:30):
Oh it's great, wonderful today.
Speaker 6 (50:33):
Yeah, we could go to be to hold Is that right?
Speaker 7 (50:35):
Say?
Speaker 8 (50:36):
We were too like warm last week? Where was it
last week? We were warm?
Speaker 4 (50:40):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (50:43):
Lord tell me about nineteen sixty five? A here, john what.
Speaker 11 (50:49):
Easy?
Speaker 4 (50:49):
Now?
Speaker 8 (50:50):
That was sixty five? It was seven? If it was?
Speaker 6 (50:53):
I remember sixty five? Went to this inaugural ball and
around up earth?
Speaker 4 (50:58):
Was that letting Johnson's that day?
Speaker 1 (51:11):
Y'all kind of cruel to him a bit?
Speaker 5 (51:16):
Well, Tracy, listen to Billy and win this prize baggage?
Speaker 6 (51:19):
Okay, Well, Tracy has finally happened. Actress and pop diva
Jennifer Lopez is telling her friends and fans don't call
me j Lo anymore. Lopez says the nickname has finally
gotten on her nerves.
Speaker 8 (51:31):
Too.
Speaker 6 (51:32):
Well, that's not what she said, but that's really what
she meant. She says she's ready to send the name
into retirement and prefers to simply be called Jennifer now. No,
not Jennifer now. However, however, this story may not be
over because rumor is Lopez's management thinks Jennifer is just
not very catchy. They're trying to sell her on creating
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a new nickname that incorporates an initial. The leading candidate
so far is a diva J B Jenny l or
c B yacht.
Speaker 8 (52:18):
She having relationship problems again.
Speaker 6 (52:21):
She's always having a relationship.
Speaker 8 (52:25):
Okay, who is she with? Mark Anthony? Mark Anthony?
Speaker 1 (52:29):
You the question is, oh green is not your collor?
Speaker 5 (52:37):
He with Tracy picking out a pair of boots, her
shoes from the Georgia Boot Company and will qualify for
the tripper to to the Dayton of five hundreds.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
Men like women that wear boots.
Speaker 5 (52:49):
I'm a first time caller. All right, good morning, the
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Big Show us on the radio, especially guess James Gregory
coming up and check out all James stuff at dot com.
Speaker 8 (53:30):
Now funniest Man dot com.
Speaker 5 (53:35):
If you N N, I E S T M A
N funniest Man dot com.
Speaker 8 (53:41):
Oh good, there we're going here. Oh yeah, all right,
turn it over. Let's go to my room. Robert D.
Speaker 3 (53:48):
Rayford, all right, mister boy, here's one short and suite
from Tennessee stilling in Charlotte.
Speaker 13 (53:53):
Dear Robert D.
Speaker 3 (53:54):
What is it with these new car manufacturers that have
installed fluorescent, bright blue color headlights that literally blind you
at night. I don't know who they are, but they're
opening the door for more motorists to lose their vision
while approaching these obnoxious headlights. Robert d please help me
by demanding a recall. They're dangerous to traffic safety. Well, Dennis,
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that may be true. I've noticed them out on the roads.
But the thing that gets me are the great number
of popeyes you see out there and the ones that
don't have their headlights adjusted properly, one shining right in
your eyes and other than shining down on the pavement.
And of course there are those who just don't dim
their lights anyway, whether they're in back of you shining
those lights into your rear view mirror, or they're up
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ahead blinding you. All Right, some to think about. Here's
one from Dennis Rogers and with Ville Virginia, a lot
of people call that Wytheville, which I did for years
with Ville Virginia. Mister Rayferd, that was a great exchange
between you and the congressman the other day. I needed
to hear both sides. I do believe in social security
for some reason, such as losing a spouse or certain disabilities,
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But I wonder what would happen if President Bush's plan
would go through. I know if I were eighteen and
just starting off in the world, putting fifteen percent of
my take home pay in an IRA would be the
least of my worries. And now, as I'm getting older,
I tend to think about retirement. How many younger people
would voluntarily put a portion of their paycheck into mutual funds.
I agree that a change is needed, but what is
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the right one. If the government was mandatory and taking
money out of my check and putting it in a
guaranteed fund, I'd be for it. Another thing, I hope
I'm half as active as you are when i'm your
age age. Keep on keeping on, Thank you, mister Rogers
from Whittville, Virginia. Greetings from Douglas, Georgia. Thanks for the
balance you bring to the show. Yes, that's what I
(55:39):
was trying to do when the Congressman if from over
a Gastonia Way was on, says. I enjoy listening to
each of your commentary bits each day as I drive
along the remote roadways of South Georgia. I find you
helped me exercise my mind with things I disagree with
and will mentally look at thoughts to rebut with I
drive a truck five days a week, start out at
five am, so I get to enjoy the early morning
(56:01):
beauty each day along with the Big Show crew. Your
take on current events and past experiences are always encouraging,
especially like your stories on children and dogs. Even though
you put on as a curmudgeon, you are a role
model to a lot of people. Just keep on keeping on,
Tim Phillipsons, that's end truck driver, all right, and we
will carry on. Who's this gravy train runs? Robert d Rafer,
(56:24):
John Boyn, Billie Show,
Hi Big Show Fans, Citizen Randy at George Jervis.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Today's podcast is another vintage John Boy and Billy Show.
It originally aired on January twenty first of two thousand
and five. Our guests for the entire show, Steve Bengola
and James Gregory enjoyed.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Probert Rayford kicking off the John Boy and Billy Show
on this school day, last day of the school week.
Got a lot of here from fellow named Larry coover
COO V E. R. Up around the Statesville area. Said
he sent a copy of something to me that he
had published in the Statesville newspaper Record and Landmark is
(00:39):
past Saturday.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Now.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I don't know whether he's a regular columnist or a
person who sent it in the form of a letter
to the editor of the paper. Anyway, we'll pass it
on and see what he thinks about the school situation. Says,
I've come to realize that almost everything I detest about
the school system has been brought about by discipline problems
involving a small percentage of students. East Ayredale Middle School.
(01:00):
I had mighty seven incidents of disrespect in one semester.
This is the tip of the Iceberg. When you consider
what goes on under the radar of the school's staff,
they can't be expected to be everywhere, and it all
influences our children. I was somewhat relieved after I met
with one of the administration and was told that only
five percent of the student body was actually a chronic
problem until I remember that our high schools need a
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state certified law enforcement officer to patrol the halls. That
put it back in perspective again. Our schools are a
perfect reflection of society. Inside the walls of the schools.
Several more generations are being raised to accept limitations of
their freedom because of the actions of a few. This
is because some parents don't want to discipline their children.
They want to be their friends. They don't want anyone
(01:45):
else discipline in them either. I think the reason some
parents get so personally offended when their child's behavior comes
into question is because the child is acting like them.
School used to be the place where the kids that
didn't get raised at home met teachers and principals who
discipline and looked after them, helping them to be someone
in life. Now those children aren't getting disciplined anywhere they
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want guidance. They want to know their limits. They'll push
until someone stops them. If it's not the parents or
the school, the next authority is law enforcement. Kids are
falling through the cracks and ultimately it gets dumped on
the police, the sheriff's office, and the court system. One
reason my kids have excessive homework is because the classroom
is full of disruptions. Two of the reasons my kids
have to wear uniforms because other parents let their kids
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wear whatever they want to wear, and because other kids
make fun of children who can't afford the popular name
brand clothes. Our kids aren't perfect, but they are unlikely
to do any of these things because they are loved,
guided and disciplined. If we do our job as parents
by sending respectful kids to school to learn, then we
shouldn't have to abide by a bunch of restrictions caused
by the parents who aren't doing their job. This from
(02:52):
a parent, which we pass on for what it's worth.
On the John Boyn Billy Show.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Good Morning, the Big Shows on a radio. Guess the
big shows on the radio. Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
Well, if you're having wiring problems in your house, it
may be the big show coming out of your toaster.
Sometimes people pick it up on their fiellings too.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
I couldn't say say, give me thumbs up for Vinnie's head.
I'm just begging, oh again with the Vinnie.
Speaker 7 (03:20):
Jack.
Speaker 8 (03:20):
You see Vinnie he came ready building. I think I'm
mumbled it too.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
I wanted but he either didn't catch it or he
was too polite to mention it.
Speaker 8 (03:30):
But I think I did.
Speaker 9 (03:32):
Been in the South twenty years. People still look at
me and go, damn Yankee.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
He looks like snave Man Gold. You're good guy, man.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Good to see you as always, Buddy, begg you man,
how's everything been going in your life?
Speaker 8 (03:46):
You've been spending time in Texas?
Speaker 9 (03:47):
No, yeah, I went home for the holidays. I don't
live there anymore, just my family does.
Speaker 8 (03:51):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (03:52):
It was strange, but I moved there from New York.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
I told you guys that, right right out of high
school in New York, moved to Texas.
Speaker 9 (03:57):
Love Jo, job opportunity. He's for the family, Yes, exactly.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
They were going for the world's biggest creature.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Exactly what it was, probably witness protection program.
Speaker 9 (04:09):
You know how these people are a.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Neighbor, A family of battalions show up in your neighborhood, Texas.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
So you've been in the ice cream business all your life.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
It's like it's like little it's like being in a
little Greek being well.
Speaker 9 (04:24):
For the first six months I lived there, they thought
I was Mexican, so.
Speaker 8 (04:30):
Probably got a lot better.
Speaker 9 (04:32):
Yeah, all this is true. I don't make any of
it up. I'm moving to you know, I'm in high
school in Texas, trying to blend. I'm dressed like Vinnie
Barberino and I'm surrounded by about six hundred future farmers
of America, you know, and they're all looking at me,
(04:54):
going make him say something?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah you doing?
Speaker 9 (05:04):
You know what you say? Yeah, I had my my
friends in New York were you know. It was always
the Frank Malachi, Joey Chatcha, Tommy Tallerino. Right now, I
got friends named Junior, Bubba and Skeeter because I moved.
Speaker 8 (05:23):
To a that's good for you, though, Yeah, it's all right,
it's yours.
Speaker 9 (05:31):
Yes, yes, make me more open minded about the world,
you know, I love it. I tell you there it's
flat as a board out there, tis there's nothing there.
It's on a clear day. You can see the back
of your own head. There's nothing out there.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I did one thing. Those that's a great part of
our country. That's those are good people out there.
Speaker 8 (05:50):
Well, were glad to be there. Big show.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Hey, and uh now you're rich. Brother in law Stevens
having a birthday tomorrow.
Speaker 9 (05:57):
No, actually it's a Saturday, said tomorrow, bless you. He's
been on the road.
Speaker 8 (06:05):
They all blend.
Speaker 9 (06:05):
I don't know what day it is anymore.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
You know, he was part of high school.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
So the show last night in Carborough got him confused.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, they kept trying to get him to say something.
Speaker 8 (06:20):
That's up.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
So so now your sister married Joe, who's the old
tacoo tacoon.
Speaker 9 (06:27):
Yeah, that's what I call him. He's not really a taccoon,
but he's got more money than I'll ever have.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
And you seem bitter about it.
Speaker 8 (06:34):
No, no, yeah you are.
Speaker 10 (06:35):
No.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
I think that the whole.
Speaker 9 (06:36):
Therapy is in order here.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
She's the one made something out of herself.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah, a kept woman.
Speaker 9 (06:45):
Yeah, she has those augmentations improved every three years.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
And well you want to say, it's not what you
do in life is who you do it.
Speaker 8 (06:52):
Weird, Happy birthday, Joe Hill.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Let's get into it. We're gonna We're gonna have a
good show today. Reverse Angle Outburst is gonna be played first.
Speaker 8 (07:06):
Who's got playing with Jackie?
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Andy from Parkersburg, West Virginia, Answer the phone. One of
the big show is on the radio with John Bobena, Jackie, Randy, Vinnie,
Steve mcgola, James Gregory before they be the road again.
Speaker 8 (07:34):
Revers angled up.
Speaker 10 (07:37):
It's the any one can host neat game, John gooid
you Ma, it's the any winking host game.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
You'll give them most game.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Let's say, Hey, I want to play the Andy out
of Parkersburg, West Virginia.
Speaker 11 (08:15):
Hello, Andy, how you doing today?
Speaker 8 (08:19):
Good Man? You all right?
Speaker 7 (08:20):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (08:20):
I'm just great, good good. Hey, I want to thank
you real quick.
Speaker 8 (08:25):
If I'm good, You're welcome.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Well, well you might want to find out why.
Speaker 11 (08:31):
Hey, I found out about a death of my family
through you. Really yes, and I want to thank you
for treating it so well.
Speaker 8 (08:40):
Wow.
Speaker 11 (08:41):
RJ from the Atlanta Rhythm Section.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
Uh huh.
Speaker 11 (08:44):
It was a relative really yeah, and I found out
about it through you, and I just I think you
handled it so well and you did really good with it.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
Oh man, Thank you, Andy, appreciate that. See y'all stupid.
Tell y'all, I'm doing something don't even know I'm doing.
I ain't doing nothing.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
Oh wait wait, I'm not sure how to write that down,
but I want to.
Speaker 8 (09:08):
The week.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
I'm just assuming he's not a close relative.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
I think the gist of it is, I'm doing stuff
I don't even know I'm doing.
Speaker 8 (09:17):
All right, Well, thank you, buddy.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Well, we got James and Steven here, so you got
a room full going up against you and your categories,
any particular, the style of.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Land or what you do.
Speaker 11 (09:28):
I used to work in corrections for I was talking
with and so we're going to use that today.
Speaker 8 (09:35):
Some corrections.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Yeah, Department of State departments.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
We have to issue a lot of them, and so
does Rayferds.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
But you know that's what I tell people about the
Gregory Family album. Just go to the corrections website. I don't.
Speaker 8 (09:58):
Alright, Andy, Well, let's jump in here and see how
we do. Buddy, all right, you're ready ready to go.
Speaker 11 (10:03):
Let me have three types of spray used by officers.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
You got the pepper spray, may salt spray.
Speaker 8 (10:13):
Say miss uh, miss.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
I said, do you think you're thinking of cologne?
Speaker 11 (10:19):
You know what I'll take that just to get you
to do the next one.
Speaker 8 (10:25):
All right, what are three?
Speaker 7 (10:28):
All right?
Speaker 11 (10:29):
Pepper spray, mace.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
That's what I meant, missed, that's actually I can't see miss.
Speaker 8 (10:41):
All right, what's go ahead?
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Then?
Speaker 11 (10:43):
All right? Three types of mechanical restraints.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Mechanical canuff, shackles, straight jacket.
Speaker 8 (10:54):
All right, all right, good work, all right, Randy.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
With surprise.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I was just looking over my weekend list.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
I was getting all worked up.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Oh this is storytelling. I gotta show you.
Speaker 11 (11:11):
I don't think I want no, no, you know?
Speaker 8 (11:17):
Oh hiight, Andy? What we got the in final category?
Speaker 7 (11:21):
All right?
Speaker 11 (11:22):
Three types of non lethal ammunition shot out of a
thirty seven millimeter.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Gun lord, rubber bullet, seven millimeter rubber bullet, bean.
Speaker 12 (11:33):
Bags, wads, I don't know, rat shot, bean bags and
rubber bullets have gotta be good.
Speaker 11 (11:46):
Yeah, well they're basically rubber bullets.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Their racket ball racket balls.
Speaker 11 (11:54):
Yeah wow, thirty seven millimeter.
Speaker 8 (11:58):
Thirty seven minutes. Well that's a small whether.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
I just did old fashioned hammo.
Speaker 8 (12:04):
A racket one won't kill you, but you wish it did.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
That suckers, run kill it.
Speaker 9 (12:09):
I mean after that, Now, there's your other restraint, right,
there that that's cut down on the running.
Speaker 11 (12:17):
Yeah, that takes running a good thing. You want to
show up with the other ones. They shoot blocks of wood.
Speaker 8 (12:25):
Oh blocks wood.
Speaker 11 (12:27):
Man, they hurt.
Speaker 9 (12:29):
Yeah, you just throw him hurt.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
Pretty much.
Speaker 11 (12:35):
They'll take the fight out of you.
Speaker 8 (12:38):
Right well, Andy, look at you man, you went. Weren't
giving you the.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Six thousand yards Shakespeare supreme smooth fishing line.
Speaker 8 (12:47):
They use that to escape, like you know, a wholesale block.
All right, man, hold on, Jack can get your information. Man,
all right, y'all.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Hey, mad Max is gonna rave next, y'all heard, I
love man. Yeah, that's something this new fake man Max
is going off. But first Rayford will go off his
letters to the editor today.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
Good wanting to make show us on the radio. James,
I know you're looking around, wonder where Rayford is? You
miss you?
Speaker 5 (13:29):
You kind of got used up every thirty minutes, Oh,
I said, Well, you don't ever really get you. He's
in the mail room today, Friday's his letters to the
editor to day. So unless somebody brings up Lyndon Johnson's inaugurational,
don't give him any.
Speaker 8 (13:49):
Ideas we got it.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
I'm glad he can't hear me right, yeah, oh god,
all right, yeah que Robert D.
Speaker 8 (13:58):
Rayford from the mail room.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yes, sir, mist boy in the major room. People send
me things that they clip, and quite often there are
things that I have done before. But then here's one
of those that sort of I think bears repeating because
the listener sented. And do animals have a sixth sense
that enables them to survive? Story about a dog that
survived being snatched up by an eagle, carried off, probably
(14:22):
dropped from the sky little Pekinese thirteen years old at
that and survived a week in sub freezing weather, but
found its way home. What about the animals that survived
the tsunami? Did they feel it coming? Yes, sir. Just
minutes before the tsunami crashed into a southern Indian wildlife sanctuary,
a lighthouse lookout reported an unusual sight a herd of
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antelope stampeding from the shoreline toward the safety of a
nearby hilltop. Ten minutes later the waves hit, the animals
had run the safety. In Sri Lanka, the island nation
of India's southern tip, more than thirty thousand people were
killed yet at Yala National Park, just up the coast,
from where the destruction was most severe. All the elephants, leopards, deer,
(15:03):
and other wild animals managed to survive. The mighty ways
they all escaped. They had a feeling maybe it was
the sound ways. Can animals pick up signals that predict
the arrival of seismic events. Though history is full of
anecdotes about animals tuning into nature's early warnings, there is
no definitive answer. In China, the for an earthquake measuring
(15:25):
seven point three on the Richter scale hit that city
of Haiching in nineteen seventy five. During the depths of winter.
Locals reported seeing snakes emerging from hibernation, only to freeze
to death on the roads. Strange animal behavior was one
of the number of signals that allowed local officials raised
the alarm several days in advance to save virtually the
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entire population.
Speaker 13 (15:47):
Of the city.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Indeed, I'm sure you've noticed that when there's a storm
about or whatever, dogs will seem to sense it. I
do believe they have a sixth sense. With that all
of us had some of the same attributes of our animals.
Who says that, I say that Robert d Ray for
John boyn billy show.
Speaker 8 (16:11):
Good morning, A big show is own.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
You are ready over this Friday morning, January twenty First,
all right, here's Colby waiting.
Speaker 7 (16:19):
No cowboy billy Yo, mad Maxie Max?
Speaker 8 (16:22):
How you doing?
Speaker 7 (16:23):
Oh I'm maddering. Jesse Jackson stuck behind a Confederate Memorial Day.
Speaker 8 (16:28):
Oh mad?
Speaker 7 (16:30):
Oh yeah? Well, the cheese minding topic of the morning
is sports. If you ask me, the world of professional
sports is coming on glued. If that dog down Orlando
hadn't beaten me to it, I might be taking a
crap head. First, less looking football exhibit A Randy Mass Yeah,
(16:51):
that head case that plays for Minnesota. You know it
looks like he diddy with his nipples hooked up to
a car battery. I guess all the touchdown he's scoring
the game against Green Bay celebrated by pretending to pull
down his breeches and moon the Packer fans. First of all,
(17:11):
nice move, buck Wee. But I like to point out
he didn't actually do it. He acted like it all
solid week after that, all the media experts having a hissy.
Old Joe buck about started crying. Everybody, now here's out
of line. It's gonna kill a game. Of football. Goodness sakes,
you think he pulled his breeches down. Had Saddam is
(17:35):
my homeboy tattooed on his butter or something? Hey, get thiss.
I was watching a replay one of the several fouls
and this was on the local sports report on TV,
and when he been over in the end zone and
putting him little censor blocks up on the screen to
hide his rear ends once again, you know the rear end.
(17:57):
He didn't really show it. She missed it. Let me repeat,
he didn't really pull his bridges down. He's all you
see is butts all over the fifth block. My big
art gott fined ten thousand dollars though, which fine by mehicles,
How about how to butt load all these end zone
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celebrations anytime time of guy scorers nowadays doing cart wills,
calling his mom on the cell phone, timing the gold post,
humping the mascot. He ain't the first guy that'd ever
scored a touchdown black, My old coach used to say,
act like you've been there before and you're going again. Hey,
(18:42):
it's oh the defensive guys they just as bad. Make
a sack, won't you settle for a quick high five.
They got a run there in the backfield, stand there
beating their chest like king. Call for five minutes a crusher.
You're getting paid eight million dollars. You had one and
a half tackles this year. You might want to back
(19:03):
it down. Do your job, shut up way. The only
thing getting worse and pro athletes making a ass out
of self is the sports fans at the games. Hey know,
do y'all when you're running ten teams, slips up and
wins one and the camera gets on you, you're not
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number one, ship, two and ten. Oh, listen to sports
fans on these sports radio call him. You know it'd
always got that one or two or three or twelve
idiots that call every night. Loves the sound of his
own voice. Thanks. People can't wait to hear his take
on the Big Store bill. This is Jake from Lizard
(19:47):
Snot Again. I know you're probably wondering what I think
about all it is? Well, Jake on behalf of everybody listening.
We don't really give a crap what you think about anything.
And what's up with the guys on the TV sports shows?
Hey don't talk anymore? They just hollering at each other.
(20:08):
Change you don't know what you're talking about, how you're
an idiot, Back and forth, back and forth. There's what
CNN that'd be like if the guys from Crossfire dressed
out for gym when they were growing up. Everything's an argument.
Argue with the fans, argue with the gans, argue with
each other. Please now watch, y'all, cause I'm trying to unwind.
(20:29):
I want to spend an hour and listen to two
people have an argument. I turn the TV off and
talk to my wife. What I'm trying to say is
there basically three things wrong with professional sports. Everybody's playing it,
everybody's covering it, and everybody is watching it. Please, oh, y'all,
just sit down, shut up, get a haircut, stop hollering,
(20:53):
hang up the phone, playball, quit running my lowry. I'm
going business, y'all. Have a nice day.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Yet morning.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
The Big Show is on the radio. Lord James Gregory
coming up with us here in just a couple of minutes,
headed towards John Boy Jeopardy Time. Talking about old buddy
who we've interviewed a lot here on the Big Show,
William Shattner.
Speaker 8 (21:14):
He won him a Golden Globe ward.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Yeah, we interviewed him about his part on the Boston Legal.
I guess that's where he came from. This was he's
finally found the perfect role for him. How about then,
apparently the people at the Golden Globes agree to watch it?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Cavin Kirk, He's starting to prove he could do anything.
Speaker 14 (21:33):
Oh no, I'm gonna tell you one thing. He can
do catch phrases. How you think about it? Johnny can
say stuff like, say one just off the top of
your head.
Speaker 8 (21:44):
Uh, don't worry about what's going on on top of
my head? How about that?
Speaker 14 (21:48):
Don't see it's a brand new one. Worry about what's
going on on top of my head?
Speaker 4 (21:54):
How about that?
Speaker 8 (21:56):
Long we get the list?
Speaker 9 (21:58):
Yeah, I get the list up?
Speaker 14 (22:00):
Fine, where's my big bang? I'm sick of being the
light of you?
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Almost line?
Speaker 8 (22:19):
I told you I could make a living.
Speaker 9 (22:23):
I've actually heard him say that.
Speaker 8 (22:26):
My music comes first. I'm at the beach.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Deal with it.
Speaker 8 (22:38):
Don't come on in my showman ships.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Your catchphrases are aimed at me.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
Oh here's one that's I guess this one is too
ball arm.
Speaker 14 (22:52):
Hell, bit's backing my skull.
Speaker 8 (22:57):
Come here and give me your killing me.
Speaker 14 (23:07):
Don't get ignorant, love, don't no smart, don't forget that
one of my cousins, cousins good for practice captain the entire,
the entire London CRUI is dead. I'm dealing with it
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through my humor. Jam, you're porting on weight. I'm not
going to let this diet change my life. Oh here's
a good one. If I could type, I'd be right
in their wisdard. I sure wish I was hungry.
Speaker 9 (23:57):
I see what you mean. Not what am I gonna do?
Speaker 8 (24:01):
Fire me? All right, we're all going down to the
planet surface.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
So in yup in yup in ye, And I don't
see him being able to pull off the daytona yell either.
Speaker 8 (24:17):
Ooh wa, all right, could I be serious for a moment?
Speaker 5 (24:27):
Give it a shot, John Boy, Jeopardy Time a one
hundred dollars gift card to Auto Zone.
Speaker 8 (24:32):
First of all, yesterday's question.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
On an average day, women worldwide use about three and
a half times more of these than men. James, you
weren't here for Jeopardy question? Uh what what would your
guests be through that time? More and a half times
more of.
Speaker 8 (24:49):
These of these?
Speaker 4 (24:50):
I will say, clinics or tisha paper.
Speaker 8 (24:54):
Cleenex the no words.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Really most men just use their finger.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Well, well, horn, here's what threw me off. You didn't
say a thousand times as much.
Speaker 8 (25:08):
So well, there we go. Today's any question.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
If you think you know, don't say out loud this
reverse angle. We try to keep these well kind of easy.
On Friday we do the whole thing. Second easier game
than to take sea, of course, that's any time question.
Speaker 8 (25:35):
Darting women's still.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Be talking bees?
Speaker 8 (25:42):
Has five of these bees? Has five of these?
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Homeschool kids?
Speaker 6 (25:51):
Not killer bees?
Speaker 8 (25:52):
Regular bees? It seems like five that hotel.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
A boy man, they're multiplying.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
Only wait to same again as if he's figured out
what was he thinking?
Speaker 8 (26:16):
Don't tell my wife? Yeah, not killer be? Something about
regular bee?
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Okay? Bees?
Speaker 8 (26:24):
Have five of these?
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Good money?
Speaker 8 (26:36):
Mind the big shows on the right, and then you're
ready to go to sunny fly to mountain.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Only five under the big shown up that mine.
Speaker 6 (26:49):
Yes, live a cross on my recolle.
Speaker 15 (26:52):
It's you one boy, Jeopardy mine and now your host
radio's answer to killer bees because his nerve wrecking kids
are about to drive him crazy too. He is John mard.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Hard On a man behind his back ain't you.
Speaker 8 (27:12):
Uh Mary, out of rowing out?
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Virginia's right here. Welcome Mary, hey John.
Speaker 16 (27:18):
Well, I can't well, I can't believe I got through.
I've been trying for eighteen years.
Speaker 8 (27:21):
Wows collar, Well baby, here you go.
Speaker 16 (27:24):
Yeah, my age. I don't want to care.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
You were hot when you started. I'm sorry, y'all.
Speaker 16 (27:33):
Cool y'all my morning thing.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Oh wouldn't that y'all?
Speaker 16 (27:39):
And this is next to meet you always want to
meet you. So this is my first time. I'm so excited,
but I want to win in two. I always get
answered from other people when they do it, but now once.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
Wow, the cows, what are you doing? Welcome?
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Very good.
Speaker 8 (28:02):
You are such a sweetie. That's that's why we have.
Speaker 16 (28:04):
This, just talking you guys.
Speaker 8 (28:06):
First angle games like celebrities. Yeah, good baby? All right,
well Mary, well, uh well, let's see what you got here?
Speaker 4 (28:18):
All right?
Speaker 8 (28:18):
Bees have five of these hives. Hives, that's right.
Speaker 6 (28:25):
High. Don't y'all speak the same show us hives? No,
that's not right.
Speaker 8 (28:36):
Oh, Mary, Well, you're the sweetie. You keep trying again.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
I hope we'll uh we'll get through, or you'll get
through to us. Well, you didn't even this time. Will
keep up dropping.
Speaker 8 (28:48):
What'd you say, baby?
Speaker 16 (28:49):
You mean I get I don't get to play no more?
Speaker 8 (28:52):
No, yes, yes you can anytime.
Speaker 16 (28:54):
Anytime I missed one question, I don't get no more.
Speaker 8 (28:57):
Oh no, no for for this time. This is pretty
much yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yeah, it's ain't shoot to you win.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
You're not right for this competition.
Speaker 8 (29:09):
You have a lot of personality.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Yeah, yeahey, okay, yeah, honey, honey they have five honey's.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
All right?
Speaker 8 (29:19):
Man, Well hold on, all right.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Hey go Jackie.
Speaker 8 (29:22):
I didn't have hard to hang up on her.
Speaker 9 (29:26):
Well she got.
Speaker 7 (29:30):
Ye.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Say hey to Nathan out of Lawton, Oklahoma. Hello Nathan,
doing good, buddy? You all right today?
Speaker 13 (29:37):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 10 (29:37):
Working hard?
Speaker 7 (29:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Man, man, after the last last call? Now this guy me, Man,
he sounds really downed.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
What kind of what kind of work you do? What
kind of work you do? Nathan?
Speaker 15 (29:46):
Hey, I work at the university, I go to I
work for the Department Veterans Fairs.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
Oh you're in Are you in school?
Speaker 7 (29:52):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Oh what's your what's your aide?
Speaker 7 (29:54):
I'm twenty eight.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
You need to get a damn joe. Man, he's got.
Speaker 10 (30:00):
Seven years now.
Speaker 7 (30:01):
I'm going back to school.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
So no wonder these depressed. He's tweet you got for
a beer? I gotta study. I'm just joking, Nathan, get
all the education you can. Yeah, man, hey, I you're studying.
Speaker 7 (30:19):
The bee right now. I'm staying to be an.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
R n A in registered register nurse.
Speaker 7 (30:25):
Man.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
I didn even know you had to study for that.
Speaker 9 (30:27):
Well, Lord help you.
Speaker 8 (30:29):
Why Nathan.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
I'm proud of you, man, because I might be going
back to college later in life, since I ain't never
been what clown college?
Speaker 8 (30:39):
Allright?
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Well here you go, na even let's say about college
education is teaching anything?
Speaker 8 (30:45):
Bees?
Speaker 5 (30:45):
Have five of these, alright, show us eyes.
Speaker 8 (30:51):
Yeah, that's your college, He's all.
Speaker 7 (30:54):
I thought.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
That's what Mary was saying when she was saying hives.
Speaker 13 (31:00):
That first time.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
I got through too, and I wont oh.
Speaker 9 (31:02):
Good.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
Congratulations Nathan. We're gonna give you one hundred dollars gift
card to Auto Zone. Keep that in college car running right,
that's important. I appreciate it, all right, buddy, hold on, Jack,
get your infhone, Naightan, get more than to big shows
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on you're already out, Oliver coming up. Stay don't laugh
at Randy's hand signals, and it only encourages him.
Speaker 8 (31:38):
You don want tell me to go play with Rayford.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Everything in there smells like the pens and Leford and
pudding and that finger.
Speaker 8 (31:48):
Let's go into the mail room, and Robert D.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Rayford in the mail room, of course, is the male
bag the inn box, as they say, and we get
them from all over. Here's one that's dispatched by the
US Postal Service, gone from Don ug Lee. That's where
he signed to Don ugg it's his nickname. I guess
Lee Dennis, Mississippi. Greeting from northeast Mississippi. Recently, I heard
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you speak of cleanliness, not shaking hands. Here's something to
consider that might make you favor emails, although they tend
to be somewhat impersonal, at least compared to a handwritten letter.
Several years ago, the US Postal Service had a lot
of workers coming down with tuberculosis. They got tb from
people infected licking the stamps and the envelopes. Dida never
(32:32):
heard of that, but anyway, says today, the postal workers
are supposed to wear disposable gloves. I guess that's partly
due to the anthrax scare a couple of years ago.
It's a good practice. One place that's easy to pick
up germs. Is in a doctor's office reading a magazine
there that was handled by someone else with flu or
something else linked their thumb of fingers to turn the page.
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They have gone in for a check up, left with
the flu. Only things you have to worry about the
emails you receive is maybe a paper cut. At least
you know where it's been. Who says that? I say
that Don Uglee of Dennis, Mississippi, about that.
Speaker 13 (33:09):
We have a lot of listeners A big.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Show and my daddy's home state of Mississippi, Robert d
Rayford in the mail room, in the John Boy and
Billy Show, Good.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Morning, the big shows on the radio, Jambo, Billy, Billy Staid,
Steve James, Gregory Ready.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Jack Kie Hey, Patrick, I hadn't done it somehow, you
already to.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
News playhouse hanging all right, all right to take get down,
and by ridding my phone in there to check too,
I did.
Speaker 6 (33:53):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the
bus Stop. As our story opens, a young teenage girl
is sitting all alone at the bus stop when a
middle aged man in a car pulls over to the curve.
Speaker 8 (34:13):
Slowly hither, cutie pie.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
What you doing?
Speaker 6 (34:21):
What's it look like I'm doing. I'm waiting for the bus.
Speaker 8 (34:24):
Bus.
Speaker 17 (34:25):
Oh that's no good, you little girl like you don't
want to be riding on a smelly old bus.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Whatever.
Speaker 17 (34:35):
Hey, how about I give you a lift instead? Come
on over here, hop in my brand new car. I
get you where you're going in no time.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
That's okay. I'll just wait for the bus. Now leave
me alone, will you?
Speaker 5 (34:50):
Oh?
Speaker 17 (34:50):
Hey, well chili out there this morning?
Speaker 6 (34:54):
That yeah, I guess a little bit.
Speaker 17 (35:01):
I want the warmer stuff up a little bit. My
brand new car's got a real powerful heater in it.
It's mighty toasty in here. Hop on in, safe for yourself.
Speaker 6 (35:13):
No, now, leave me alone.
Speaker 17 (35:15):
Okay, So listen when you catch this boss, where you're
headed to.
Speaker 6 (35:23):
I'm going to the mall.
Speaker 17 (35:25):
Oh yeah, yo. Some of that stuff out the mall
there's mighty prissy. You got enough money?
Speaker 6 (35:33):
Yes, I have enough money.
Speaker 17 (35:35):
Well, let's not tell you what. You hop in the
car with me. I'll not only take you to the mall.
I was stopping busy Burgers on the way out. I'll
buy you anything you want from any store in the place.
Speaker 6 (35:49):
How's that sail forget it now. Just leave me alone,
will you.
Speaker 14 (35:52):
There's absolutely no way in the world I'm gonna get
in that car with you.
Speaker 8 (35:57):
Is that so well?
Speaker 17 (35:59):
Why in the world not?
Speaker 4 (36:01):
Now?
Speaker 6 (36:01):
Look, Daddy, Mama and I told you not to buy
a Hyundai.
Speaker 14 (36:05):
Okay, You're just gonna have to get used to riding around.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
I'll buy yourself, you freak. We hope you've enjoyed John
Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 8 (36:23):
Your mama's in the trunk.
Speaker 6 (36:27):
Cut and again next time we'll hear the crusty old
clerk at the mall food court say.
Speaker 8 (36:34):
Hey, big man, let me hold it dog. The Big Show.
It's on the radio.
Speaker 6 (36:46):
A little cold out there this morning. Ain't muddy toasty
in here on the big chere all morning.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
One thing it's never been in the studio is toasty.
Speaker 5 (36:59):
Yeah, yeah, like it co You know, I hear the
same thing about David Letterman studio.
Speaker 6 (37:05):
It's real they keep it really cold.
Speaker 8 (37:07):
Yeah yeah, they creative geniuses.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Man, I just heard that. I've never been on that show.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
You though, genius and considerate fast.
Speaker 6 (37:18):
Now you know I went and I actually watched the
taping in a Letterman show one time, and it did
not seem that cold, and of course I work in here,
that's right, colder letter.
Speaker 5 (37:28):
Yeah, yeah, Uh do you watch my late night TV?
Do you have a show your choice, James after your
late shows?
Speaker 4 (37:35):
Well, yeah, late night. I love I love Court TV.
I love TV for risic files and that investigative reports
and those kinds of things, because I'm watching you and
I'm thinking, this really happened. This is a real case here,
you know what I mean. Yeah, And any kind of
fiction you watch cannot match that.
Speaker 8 (37:53):
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
It's surreal, right. I love those cases like that Steve
for a lot of them.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
But that's because most of his family feature keeping up
with the family, you.
Speaker 9 (38:02):
Know, with that whole d n A thing. Nowadays you
can't get away with that haunt you that.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (38:08):
Also, that's why marriages are lasting long.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
I also love the infomercials. I love them. You got
real tistory grill, that showtime grill.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
You got one, I got one.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
I've got one too. But I did watch that commercial
over and over in the middle of the night. Sometimes
I'll call the guys down the hall. I see commercials
on Channel sixty two. We get up to watch the
commercial because the food looks good. I mean, I know
that's sick, but we do it.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
You know, I can't watch infomercials because every I have
never watched one that I didn't pick up the phone
in order.
Speaker 5 (38:42):
I love.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
That must be a man thing. I mean, we're do you.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
Have the you have the Ultimate chopper?
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Yet we have one?
Speaker 4 (38:48):
Chef Chef toye. I got that. Yeah, that just came in.
Speaker 8 (38:54):
George Forman grill. I got one of those.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
I've had all those for years. Yeah, yeah, I just
love that stuff.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
You know, America, I bought one and you probably saw
the infomercial at some point. You remember the Have you
seen the steamer that's supposed to clean you know everything?
Speaker 9 (39:07):
Yeah, yeah, I just looked good.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
I thought about that.
Speaker 8 (39:09):
But it looks great.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
It works like crap, I'm gonna tell you right now.
Speaker 6 (39:13):
So it's kind of like the euro Sealer there from
a few years.
Speaker 8 (39:16):
I got sucked in on that.
Speaker 5 (39:18):
Man, are you bought the sleepert No on the euro Sealing,
that thing where you could like, you know, your bag
of Cheetos, you just run this out and it seals.
Speaker 8 (39:27):
At no, no good, no, no, I just tearing them
up out a half bag of cheeto.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
But see, here's what I've always said to and no
offense to you, jobbling, but I've never seen that, you know,
And I think you know, how long do they take
a bag of chetos? Really? You look big bag of
those not your chips? All? Yeah for me, that's not
twelve minutes.
Speaker 8 (39:52):
Yeah, the single serving side.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
See, I think you go, you buy two or three
pounds of beef, You've been like a sigh of beef.
You need to seal it. But from back of chips,
I can handle that.
Speaker 5 (40:06):
Now that that was about James Gregory, Steve macgalla hanging
out with us this morning, skitchy news, Weather, Sports, going
to Rayfern in the mailroom. Easiest way for you to
join the winners is coming up on the current events quiz.
Speaker 8 (40:25):
Yes, ah, there you go, hang on good wanting the
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big shows on the radio.
Speaker 5 (41:00):
Was celebrating Friday, January the twenty first, or throwing a
Rayford in the memmor of a interesting fact? Did y'all
know that Rayford m c the inaugural concert for Lyndon
Johnson back in nineteen sixty real live and.
Speaker 6 (41:13):
Look how we had to find out?
Speaker 4 (41:14):
Yeah, I hear't talking about yesterday.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
I think he's been ironic, John, unless you're a whole
lot better actor than that thought.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
I just thought i'd go along. Woy sure did.
Speaker 5 (41:29):
Yeah, he was wearing a tuxed though he had to
flu you're of one hundred and.
Speaker 4 (41:36):
Three, and Lil Johnson was late too.
Speaker 6 (41:38):
I think yeah, he was ye showing up twenty minutes.
Speaker 5 (41:41):
I believe it was I had to add live and
he got letters of condemnation or what is it recommendation?
Speaker 6 (41:49):
Well, I could have gotten bothed. Commendation is a word
you're looking for, but it could.
Speaker 13 (41:54):
Have been either one.
Speaker 5 (41:55):
Let's see, maybe we'll get him to talk about some
more that next week when out the mailroom.
Speaker 6 (41:59):
Let's it makes the intro. We're gonna have to retrain him.
Speaker 5 (42:05):
You got a me streaking you, John, y'all no ACNA,
And now here is Robert d Rayford.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
Into the mail room. Yes, comes variety of dispatches. He's
a very nice one, very clean and neat as it's
own address and so on on it, as is always
proper when you're writing a letter, whether it's an email
or dispatch.
Speaker 13 (42:24):
Through the US Postal Service, as was this one.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
Hell McNeil chestnutt Raleigh, North Carolina. Mister Rayford, I frequently
listened to The Big Show in the morning, especially enjoy
your commentary, often agreeing.
Speaker 13 (42:35):
With much of the same. Keep up the good work.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
I recall hearing you speak of the Big Band weekend
at the Grove Park in Ashville, in fact you plan
to attend, and how much you enjoy dressing in your
tucks and dancing to that wonderful music. My wife and
I have been attending for years as I am passionate
about swing and my favorite of all orchestras is the
Glenn Miller Band, the quintessential swing band. Although I was
born toward the end of the swing era, my parents
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taught me the love of, appreciate and dance to that music.
I too, loved to dressing my tucks and for a
moment in time, we live those grand days. Best wishes
for the new year. Elle McNeil chest it. Well, I'll
be looking for you. Have you noticed on the radio
on Monday mornings, the morning show people tell what they
did over the weekend, and on Friday they'll tell you
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about what they're going to do over the weekend. Well,
it's Friday, so here goes. Yes, I'm on the way
to the Grove Park Hotel resort where the Big Band
Dance weekend starts, and then leaving there early in the
morning to drive down to Lincolnton, North Carolina for a
couple of hours for the grand opening of race car
driver Doug Herbert's new performance parts facility, then back to
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the Grove Park for the second night of the Big
Band Show featuring the Glenn Miller Orchestra. Yes, always on
the move, keeping on, keeping on, Robert d Rayford on
the John Boyn Billy Big Show.
Speaker 8 (43:53):
Good morning, A big show is on your radio?
Speaker 4 (43:56):
Where's my chair?
Speaker 8 (43:57):
Gonna break? Two hours?
Speaker 1 (44:00):
If you're busting up the chair and still confident that
you're not gonna let this diet change your.
Speaker 5 (44:05):
Life, Yeah, well, I'm gonna work on it. I'm gonna
I'm gonna be good this weekend. I'm not gonna let
go all fus shut out.
Speaker 6 (44:13):
Through his humor.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Oh we got a big argument Monday afternoon about sugar
free popsicles.
Speaker 8 (44:19):
Oh man, he died. Randy's got me on a salth
beast out.
Speaker 5 (44:23):
It is so specific in the first day, a specific guy.
I need, like you know, some categories to work the parameters.
Speaker 9 (44:30):
Get on the phone and argue on your days off.
Apparently we weren't even off.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
This was part of my work, babord.
Speaker 8 (44:37):
About my diet.
Speaker 5 (44:38):
Whether it says no sugar added, well it's not sugar free.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
That's different.
Speaker 8 (44:43):
And then this low carve no low carb does not
mean just one fudge signal.
Speaker 6 (44:51):
At one finally goes have a fudge.
Speaker 8 (44:54):
I have a whole box.
Speaker 4 (44:55):
Up I did.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
I said, if I'll tell you what, just go ahead
and eat it. Then No, I don't want.
Speaker 7 (45:01):
One.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Shut up.
Speaker 8 (45:02):
You sound like me. Give the boy you fudgsicle.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Popsicle makes a sugar free fudgsicle that tastes great. But
old old dumb ass in here. I can't find him
in the freezer section of the grocery store.
Speaker 5 (45:20):
So John o'billy grilla sauce on sale for like two bucks.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Some change freezer.
Speaker 6 (45:27):
Sections say that's nowhere near the icen.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
No, I don't shop good. No, I mean you know you.
Speaker 14 (45:35):
Went shopping with him once at the beach. Never again. Yeah,
we were in there for an hour and twelve minutes.
Speaker 4 (45:43):
We got three things.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
And they put stuff up to distract you like I
think that they play stuff like on purpose.
Speaker 9 (45:52):
You might be onto something there.
Speaker 6 (45:54):
Those mind games at the grocery store, they're just.
Speaker 8 (45:57):
All of a sudden.
Speaker 5 (45:58):
I mean, I'm over here at Housewares and doll Food
trying to find tug or something deep and out pops
some Cheetos.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Were you on the phone with him? Sugar in it?
Speaker 7 (46:08):
Wait?
Speaker 8 (46:08):
Bo way, Tugger is my dog?
Speaker 15 (46:11):
I think the cheetos might have been misplaced from somebody else's.
Speaker 8 (46:14):
Were they liver flavored Cheetos?
Speaker 9 (46:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (46:19):
And by the way, that bacon in that all? It
was not really baking.
Speaker 6 (46:25):
Were you begging for the stretch?
Speaker 1 (46:28):
I went over to his house and put the.
Speaker 6 (46:32):
Record in the in the snack biscuits, you wort the
kind for a large idiot, but it was fun for me.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
I went over to his house and put one on
his nose and said, no, no.
Speaker 18 (46:42):
No, okay, But it's an adventure out there in supermarket land.
Speaker 6 (46:54):
It sounds exciting. It's a whole big world out there.
Speaker 5 (46:59):
Tell the guy from the meat department with somebody helped
me find some mazarella cheese.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Yeah, what are you?
Speaker 6 (47:08):
Unfrozen caveman.
Speaker 14 (47:11):
Helped you have a hard time finding the mazzarella cheese.
Speaker 8 (47:17):
The meat all kind of cheeses.
Speaker 6 (47:19):
There's no cheese here. This is the meat department. What
kind of grocery stores they.
Speaker 9 (47:30):
Should though, They should just put the items that go
together together.
Speaker 8 (47:32):
They should put the meats with the cheeses.
Speaker 5 (47:34):
I think they enjoy running you around the store. They
didn't have like pop up things at you.
Speaker 8 (47:38):
Jesus.
Speaker 14 (47:41):
Well, you know, they give you a little cart with wheels.
He ain't got a luggage all around.
Speaker 8 (47:46):
Journey. And that's another thing. Man.
Speaker 5 (47:48):
Now to mama's with a little babies. They had the
cool shopping cars. It was like race cars, the race
garden trains and stuff.
Speaker 14 (47:57):
I mean, you know, you gotta before you ask, no,
I'm not going to the store with you and push
you around.
Speaker 18 (48:02):
And.
Speaker 9 (48:04):
I will, I'll do it.
Speaker 8 (48:09):
A bunch of idiots.
Speaker 5 (48:12):
So anyway, and you know the mom was getting to
have funs out shopping.
Speaker 8 (48:16):
You know that that hair staated Yes, how we're getting to.
Speaker 14 (48:23):
Yes there are and the Harris Teeter and Stone Crest
buddy boy.
Speaker 8 (48:28):
Maybe shop, yes, maybe noticed that.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
They they're real focused. They don't want to talk to
you or nothing while they're in there.
Speaker 6 (48:35):
Those chances are they got one like you waiting on
them at home.
Speaker 5 (48:39):
I still besides our grilla saws and smile. About thirty
minutes and nobody recognized.
Speaker 8 (48:45):
With some mental patience, I was.
Speaker 5 (48:47):
Trying to get the same expression I had on the bottle,
and he had to keep looking at it.
Speaker 6 (48:55):
And the weird thing is he used to do that
over by the mister salty prepfol.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
For a while, Rayford does the same thing at the
liquor store.
Speaker 6 (49:03):
Stands beside old granddad, trying to get the same expression.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
It's funny.
Speaker 9 (49:14):
All right, Oh.
Speaker 5 (49:16):
Wait, wait, hey, Well, since we didn't get to go
to the mall this year in our annual Christmas shopping.
Speaker 6 (49:21):
Let's all go to the grocery store.
Speaker 7 (49:24):
That it.
Speaker 8 (49:24):
Man, We're gonna take a trip to the grocery store.
Me and Jackie and tato on these dies. We all
get our food together.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
Fun sickle.
Speaker 6 (49:32):
Now you're in that grocery store. Here's something you'll be
hearing later today. Clean up on Aisle four.
Speaker 4 (49:39):
All right, what's that work? Hang out?
Speaker 8 (50:02):
Good morning?
Speaker 5 (50:03):
To make sure it's on your radio.
Speaker 8 (50:06):
Well, come on, girls, you read it.
Speaker 5 (50:16):
Quiz Hey to Tracy from Charleston, South Carolina.
Speaker 8 (50:24):
Good morning, Tracy, Good morning, how are you guys?
Speaker 7 (50:27):
Good baby?
Speaker 8 (50:27):
How's everything in beautiful Charleston.
Speaker 18 (50:30):
Oh it's great, wonderful today.
Speaker 6 (50:33):
Yeah, we could go to be to hold Is that right?
Speaker 7 (50:35):
Say?
Speaker 8 (50:36):
We were too like warm last week? Where was it
last week? We were warm?
Speaker 4 (50:40):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (50:43):
Lord tell me about nineteen sixty five? A here, john what.
Speaker 11 (50:49):
Easy?
Speaker 4 (50:49):
Now?
Speaker 8 (50:50):
That was sixty five? It was seven? If it was?
Speaker 6 (50:53):
I remember sixty five? Went to this inaugural ball and
around up earth?
Speaker 4 (50:58):
Was that letting Johnson's that day?
Speaker 1 (51:11):
Y'all kind of cruel to him a bit?
Speaker 5 (51:16):
Well, Tracy, listen to Billy and win this prize baggage?
Speaker 6 (51:19):
Okay, Well, Tracy has finally happened. Actress and pop diva
Jennifer Lopez is telling her friends and fans don't call
me j Lo anymore. Lopez says the nickname has finally
gotten on her nerves.
Speaker 8 (51:31):
Too.
Speaker 6 (51:32):
Well, that's not what she said, but that's really what
she meant. She says she's ready to send the name
into retirement and prefers to simply be called Jennifer now. No,
not Jennifer now. However, however, this story may not be
over because rumor is Lopez's management thinks Jennifer is just
not very catchy. They're trying to sell her on creating
(51:54):
a new nickname that incorporates an initial. The leading candidate
so far is a diva J B Jenny l or
c B yacht.
Speaker 8 (52:18):
She having relationship problems again.
Speaker 6 (52:21):
She's always having a relationship.
Speaker 8 (52:25):
Okay, who is she with? Mark Anthony? Mark Anthony?
Speaker 1 (52:29):
You the question is, oh green is not your collor?
Speaker 5 (52:37):
He with Tracy picking out a pair of boots, her
shoes from the Georgia Boot Company and will qualify for
the tripper to to the Dayton of five hundreds.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
Men like women that wear boots.
Speaker 5 (52:49):
I'm a first time caller. All right, good morning, the
(53:22):
Big Show us on the radio, especially guess James Gregory
coming up and check out all James stuff at dot com.
Speaker 8 (53:30):
Now funniest Man dot com.
Speaker 5 (53:35):
If you N N, I E S T M A
N funniest Man dot com.
Speaker 8 (53:41):
Oh good, there we're going here. Oh yeah, all right,
turn it over. Let's go to my room. Robert D.
Speaker 3 (53:48):
Rayford, all right, mister boy, here's one short and suite
from Tennessee stilling in Charlotte.
Speaker 13 (53:53):
Dear Robert D.
Speaker 3 (53:54):
What is it with these new car manufacturers that have
installed fluorescent, bright blue color headlights that literally blind you
at night. I don't know who they are, but they're
opening the door for more motorists to lose their vision
while approaching these obnoxious headlights. Robert d please help me
by demanding a recall. They're dangerous to traffic safety. Well, Dennis,
(54:15):
that may be true. I've noticed them out on the roads.
But the thing that gets me are the great number
of popeyes you see out there and the ones that
don't have their headlights adjusted properly, one shining right in
your eyes and other than shining down on the pavement.
And of course there are those who just don't dim
their lights anyway, whether they're in back of you shining
those lights into your rear view mirror, or they're up
(54:36):
ahead blinding you. All Right, some to think about. Here's
one from Dennis Rogers and with Ville Virginia, a lot
of people call that Wytheville, which I did for years
with Ville Virginia. Mister Rayferd, that was a great exchange
between you and the congressman the other day. I needed
to hear both sides. I do believe in social security
for some reason, such as losing a spouse or certain disabilities,
(54:57):
But I wonder what would happen if President Bush's plan
would go through. I know if I were eighteen and
just starting off in the world, putting fifteen percent of
my take home pay in an IRA would be the
least of my worries. And now, as I'm getting older,
I tend to think about retirement. How many younger people
would voluntarily put a portion of their paycheck into mutual funds.
I agree that a change is needed, but what is
(55:19):
the right one. If the government was mandatory and taking
money out of my check and putting it in a
guaranteed fund, I'd be for it. Another thing, I hope
I'm half as active as you are when i'm your
age age. Keep on keeping on, Thank you, mister Rogers
from Whittville, Virginia. Greetings from Douglas, Georgia. Thanks for the
balance you bring to the show. Yes, that's what I
(55:39):
was trying to do when the Congressman if from over
a Gastonia Way was on, says. I enjoy listening to
each of your commentary bits each day as I drive
along the remote roadways of South Georgia. I find you
helped me exercise my mind with things I disagree with
and will mentally look at thoughts to rebut with I
drive a truck five days a week, start out at
five am, so I get to enjoy the early morning
(56:01):
beauty each day along with the Big Show crew. Your
take on current events and past experiences are always encouraging,
especially like your stories on children and dogs. Even though
you put on as a curmudgeon, you are a role
model to a lot of people. Just keep on keeping on,
Tim Phillipsons, that's end truck driver, all right, and we
will carry on. Who's this gravy train runs? Robert d Rafer,
(56:24):
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