October 6, 2025 • 49 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, John Boy needed a little followup surgery done on his teeth - so we’ve got a pretty special Encore Edition of the show for you. - This one was resurrected from a failed hard drive from over 22-years ago. So buckle up and get ready to party like it’s 2003! …
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
At Big Show fans citizen rightby with you, And today's
show is an encore edition of The John Boy and
Billy Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
But it's really a special one.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I found a way to recover audio from shows archived
twenty years ago. Oh yeah, so today's show originally aired
on Friday, October third, two thousand and three.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah. So you're gonna hear a lot of voices that
are no longer with.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Us, and I don't mean no longer working with us,
but are no longer on the planet, including the one
that will start the show as.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
He always did.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Here's Robert d Rayford on the John Boy and Billy
Late Risers Podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Enjoy the show.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Here in the United States of the Offended, it's Jimmy
the Greek all over again. Remember fifteen years ago, Jimmy
the Greek kind of sports analyst for CBSTV was fired
from his job because of opinion based on fat that
he uttered to a group of men at a private dinner,
not up on the podium as a speaker, but just
sitting at a table of a few men carrying on
(01:08):
a conversation. He opined that in slave days, blacks were
bred for strength and now rush Limbaugh resigns amid cries
for his resignation for remarks he made on ESPN about
how the media was giving preference to a quarterback just
because he's black and they want to promote more blacks
in that position on the team. By now you've heard
(01:29):
on TV, read in the papers a lot more on
this story. Now the Limbaugh detractors are coming out of
the woodwork, most serious. His housekeeper in Miami telling how
Limbaugh is a junkie, a drug addict, consuming a great
number of drugs like OxyContin, Lossett and hydro dolden. What
is it hydrodenen anyway, and the local columnist ores expected
(01:51):
taking up the matter in their columns today. Our own
Charlotte observers Tom Sorenson says, give limb daw Rush Limbaugh break.
He was in entire idle to say, Donovan McNabb gets
too much credit for the success of the Philadelphia Eagles,
and the media has been very desirous that a black
quarterback do well. But in the next paragraph he says
Rush was wrong and proceeds to make his case. He says,
(02:15):
here's this rough, gutsy guy who cuts and runs a
man who makes his living refuses to talk. No explanation,
he just walks away. His resignation was handled in a
press release issued by his employer. Sorensen concludes, Rush is gifted.
He's also gutless. Yeah, Limboy isn't the first white football
(02:36):
analyst to draw fire for insensitive comments. In nineteen eighty eight,
CBS commentator Jimmy the Greek Snyder suggested that black athletes
excel because they were bred by slave masters to be strong.
The slave owner, he said, would breathe this big black
with this big black woman so he could have a
big black kid. That's where it all started. Snyder was
(02:58):
fired shortly afterward. In nineteen eighty three, during a broadcast
of Monday Night Football, veteran sports commentator Howard Cosell exclaimed,
look at that little monkey ron about Washington Redskins receiver
Alvin Garrett. Cosell resigned two months later following intense public
outcry and another story. I'm personally familiar with the man
(03:20):
I was acquainted with. A news director for a radio
station where I worked in Washington was fired because during
lunch at a neighborhood restaurant, the conversation was about the
local female TV news anchors. He just made the casual remark, oh,
she's the one with the lips, apparently referring to one
of the black TV news anchors. When he got back
or when that got back to the station, he was fired. Yes,
(03:44):
it's Jimmy the Greek all over again. And apparently anyone
else who can give all sorts of outrageous opinions about
everything all over radio and TV and it passes for
what it is opinion. But let anyone say anything that
might be considered derogatory about blacks, no matter how based
on fact and numbers, then they're awful people.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Racist.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
It should not only be fired from their jobs, but
tarred and feathered and forever blacklisted.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Why is that?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
And when will America get over it? When will we
really practice what we preach about being a land and
not only guarantees by its constitution freedom of speech, but
takes pride in it. That is, until the subject becomes blacks,
And then the air is filled with hush hush and
whispers and indignation, high dudgeon, and the nation that was
(04:35):
the United States of America has become the United States
of the offended. Who says that I say that Robert D.
Rayford and a whole hell of a lot of people
to listen to the John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Good morning. It is a big show on the radio
for this Friday, October to third is Morning Jim Zochi,
Carolina Father's Football Down, Big Show Sports Biggie Bill will
preview some NFL games this weekends. Who we got going
for you? Matt yoakum, don't check in with us from
Kansas yoke you zoaking yok. There's a zoaching yok Friday deal.
(05:15):
Good deal? Then, of course, man, y'all get ready. You
know we starting Monday race week and our home town,
Choke Chou greatst place, I know, bring on the morals. Yes,
it's special for well most of the guys in NASCAR
(05:37):
because I live right around here. You get to stay
at home for a week with friends and families, and
that's nice week. They kind of live around here.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
I'm not talking about the drivers and the cruise. I'm
talking about the idiots that line the wall in here.
It looks like the road company and Deliverance.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Uh, don't pay no attention up Hillars. He's from me.
He's right. So yeah, man, we've got a big time
next week. Yes, we all right, Randy, Yeah, Randy's just
thinking about that scene from Deliverance to the other side
of the room. I want to point out a big
show record.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
At twelve minutes into the show, Jeff Pillars already has
something on the front of his shirt.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
I don't yes, you do.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
I don't you do. I don't you I don't haven't
done anything. I haven't haven't ever been here anything about
my computer.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
There's something there.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
It might be Toothpaste's that when I use those off
brand shout wipes.
Speaker 8 (06:35):
Something off.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Pillars have more in com going by.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
Pillars and I have more in common than you realize.
Speaker 8 (06:44):
Show tunes and shout wipes.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
That's it, That's not it. Shot.
Speaker 9 (06:48):
If I go to your office right now and I
look inside your desk, fer would I find a sewing kit?
Speaker 10 (06:53):
No?
Speaker 8 (06:53):
Rayford took it, Ah, but you had one.
Speaker 11 (06:56):
So you and Rayford have something in common presenting in
their darningess socks.
Speaker 10 (07:06):
Man.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Hey, and don't forget y'all. Tomorrow we going to South Boston.
We're just tickled pinkless for the John Boynbilly Craftsman Truck
series two fifty man. We look forward to going to there.
Seeing on Maddie Old and all the guys, my little
baby dollar pen office and Bloga Onion Jees sandwiches. Wait,
that is your baby dolephant. I'm really onons. I'm really
(07:28):
looking forward to it too. Wow, you go it, No,
you are, that's why he's looking forward to it. That's right. Well,
we will be there tomorrow afternoon Green Flag Drop around
four thirty four o'clock. We're gonna get there early and
just hang out and have a big time, so we'll
see you. You still get your tickets called eight seven seven,
four forty fifteen forty go to South Boston Speedway dot
(07:48):
Com at races tomorrow and the boys in Kansas. We'll
have the winter on Monday, and like we say, we
kick off race week here Charlotte it yeah, Well, let
us reverse angle Friday. If you've written in one, gonna
challenge us at out burst and that's what we're gonna do.
Here's Apple to see Max Microlouver, gonna copy you. Tim
Wilson's lead to CD Super Bad Sounds of the seventies.
And this week we'll wrap up one week of qualifying
(08:10):
with the VIP trip for two to Atlanta, CE, Tim
and the show, he'd dinner with him, go to the
Atlanta Race, riding the pace car pit garage passes, gonna
be big, and uh, I would do that just a
few minutes and ya and yeah, come of Golic.
Speaker 12 (08:24):
I guess anybody anything, I'm gonna shout wait and a
good morning.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
The Big Show is on the radio. Yeah, I got
I each my cousin Urgie, he's only I am said, Yeah, Hey,
how y'all doing this?
Speaker 12 (08:41):
Morning?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Is Friday, October the third here were going like a
reverse hangle Fridays. If you would like to put your
name in for a contest, you've got four to choose from.
On Friday, we played the Outburst game first second, the
morning you host, we play, we lose, you win, and
John Boy Jeopardy. That's uh, that's for the trivia experts there.
If you think you good at John boydgevity a little,
(09:02):
do every thing. So that's what I do it the
Coffee Achievers game. Then the easiest way for you to
join the winners. If you ain't got nothing going on,
don't know a bunch of none, but you can remember
see that might be the game for you. A third
contest right, Definitely the easiest way. And then and the
most popular one for people to want to play too. Yeah, yeah,
so you might. You might have a better chance at
(09:22):
getting another game to sud right. And then the hardest
way for you to join the winners on Friday is
when we go to Maybury and you approach the throne
of me, the King of Maybury.
Speaker 12 (09:34):
All hell to.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Me a little early to get you got mustard on
your scepter, So yes, you Maybury buffs. I'm calling y'all out,
all right, the Big Show dot com is the way
to do it. You got a fax machine in fact
seven oh four, five, seven oh one, three six nine,
and if you ain't got either one of them, if
you got a stamp, write it down, put on envelope,
(09:57):
mellow to John Boy and Billy p O Box seven
six six three Charlotte and C two eight two four one.
You see John Boy, I just say call me, write
it down, slip it like Youngka when you used to
slip you five dollars. Tell pretty much what happened to
me at the midget wrestling? Is that right on?
Speaker 12 (10:14):
Play call me?
Speaker 7 (10:17):
You call me, then I'll call you and they slipped
your money? Is that what you're saying? Okay, I took fifty.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Drink. That was no kid, all right, so that's it
all right? Well reverse hangle out burst played next. Good
(11:00):
morning is a big show already over this Friday, October
the third? Yeah right, what it is our birthday?
Speaker 10 (11:08):
Reads angled up? It's the anyone can host meat game?
John grow and Billy matching this with insert Jim nay.
Let's go mea to boos MANA. Really dig this game
the most reads angled up. It's the anyone can hoose game.
(11:31):
You dig the moose game? A funny big.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Shot A man of anonymous morning on a wheeling West Virginia.
Speaker 13 (11:38):
We got down, big shot.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
What's up, Darryl? I know what you mean. I know
what you I wrote it alright, so now you don't
okays more to.
Speaker 14 (12:03):
Buddy, I'm going okay, I'm going to work, all.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Right, good work. So you're gonna be quizzing us and driving.
Speaker 14 (12:08):
Huh no some fishing? First off, all.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Right, we don't mean what your work is. Ah, Darrel's
let's go jump in here, see if you can get
one by the room.
Speaker 14 (12:23):
All right, you ready, ready to go? All right? Name
three fish and reels? Ready to go?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Three fishing reels Shakespeare, Jo and will co Yeah, oh yeah,
remember the guy sentiment to all of us?
Speaker 14 (12:38):
Yeah, alright, that was an easy one too.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Alright, alright, alright.
Speaker 14 (12:42):
There's another another he's doing for you. Okay, name three
Ripola lures three? What name three Ripola lures three?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Will Ripola lures? Yeah, shiny one it looks like car. Yeah,
they got all those, remember that guy sent us? All right,
what you got now, Darryl?
Speaker 14 (13:09):
All right, this is from my job. Name three tips
of aluminum exclusions used for storefront materials.
Speaker 9 (13:17):
Yeah, oh okay, we've got eighth inch, quarter inch and
uh sixteenth.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Inch shiny flat. Are you telling me that one that
looks like ear Hart's car? You're telling me they don't
come in those those.
Speaker 14 (13:30):
Diameters more flush, glaze and fast, say stapid.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I started to say that. Darn it. Oh going alright, Jack,
you give Darryl the prize. Baggers Darrel. I got a
year supplyes Emacs, Michael Lubrican, Cobby Tim Wilson's latest CD,
Superbad Sounds of the Seventies, Little Now, Best Buy and
Border stores. And your name's in the half of that trip.
We draw one week for today. They go to the
Lina see Tim eat him, go to the race, the
(13:57):
whole big deal. See what right? All right? All right,
well you say, Darryl, let me.
Speaker 14 (14:06):
Say, hey, go ahead, hey addie.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Hey, honey, all right, coming home with Tim Wilson. Say
this weekend now, a dramatic weekend on the way I
feel you. No super bad sounds coming out of Darryl time.
(14:33):
All right?
Speaker 5 (14:34):
What is today today? Has led us to the edit today?
And that being me Robert d Rayford on the John
Boyd and Billy Show. Here's one from Valentine Smith of
Sale Creek, Tennessee's let us response to your mention of
ventilation fans in hotel rooms, motel rooms and so on.
What do you call them these days? I don't think
you call them motels anymore. I guess you just call
(14:56):
them hotels. Back in those days when they're by the
side of the road, you know, stopped in it was
a moattail. Let's go to the motel, baby. Anyway, Ventilation
fans in these rooms not getting the odor out of
the restroom. The reason for this is it's not designed
for odor. It is instead designed to vent excess moisture
in the air caused by running hot water.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Hmm.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
These high moisture situations will cause mildew to run rampant
and unchecked. They also used dry wall with a fungus
side additive. Hmm. My goodness. They are called in the
business fart fans. Hmmm, never heard that before. Dear sweet Barbers,
that's our wonderful, sweet, indeed beautiful love. What do we
(15:40):
call a receptionist assistant?
Speaker 8 (15:42):
Whatever?
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Administrative assistant? This one's for Rayford. Knowe bitches about leaf
blowers and cell phones. Here's one he probably ain't seen yet.
I was walking my dog the other day and about
doubled over laughing. A woman cutting grass on the loudest
riding more ever heard talking on a cell phone. The
dog was right besidre me, barking like crazy, and I
could barely hear him. Had an experience just yesterday, a
(16:06):
woman talking on the cell phones out on the motorcycle.
There she was pulled right up. Actually she wasn't in
the road. She was on an access to a road.
At least she wasn't driving and talking. But I've met
there behind her, waiting for her to go out into
the road, waiting for her to.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Go out in the road.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
She never did no traffic coming, So finally I just
going to pull around. And as I did, there she
was talking on a dad blame phone. So I looked
down right at her and said, lady, are you going
to drive or talk on the phone. She said, say
what I said, Are you going to drive or talk
on the phone? Boom about your business? That's what she said,
(16:44):
oh about your business?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
And I did.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
Oh, before she pulled her gun. All right, here's one more. Well,
listen doesn't make any sense. It even harkens Tallahassee, Florida. Well,
I guess it does. Listen to you all the time
at Green nine to nine percent what you have to say,
the historiust enjoyous stories of days gone by. I heard
you talk about women, how they say not lump them
all together. Some listener wrote in about that that's so
(17:13):
true until they see a Playboy or Penthouse magazine or
a bikini calendar, and they say, how that is a
disgrace to all women. Women have double and even triple standards,
but guys can only have one, and it's the wrong one. Okay,
I guess that does make sense, David.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
We'll have some.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
More letters to the editor today on the John Boy
and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Good morning, A big show's on your radio. Hit is Friday,
Get into it. Our search for talent on a big
show continues a room. All right, we'll have a new
Gong Show. Then Brigerman from outside, all right, Gong Show
play next, Good morning, A big show is on the radio.
(18:23):
A quarter away from the hour. It's time but a
golm Show. Songs, performances sending by you the Big Show listener,
by the way, the address, Gong Show, John Moon'tbill Ay
Poboux seventy six sixty three, Charlotte n C two way
two four one oh oh the kid He's love this show.
Speaker 14 (18:48):
Here.
Speaker 15 (18:48):
He's a big hear revenge. He's a big revet. He's
a big hear revet. Nobody can do already, no money.
Speaker 9 (18:59):
Can Okay, they can't even set his watch.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Okay. Who they're talking about can be anybody? Never mind. Alright,
let's get to it up. First. The Chicken song, Bye
the Chicken Man. Alright, here you go, very chicken.
Speaker 16 (19:42):
M m.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Hey the Chicken Man.
Speaker 17 (19:57):
He got the chicken, but he got playing on Kim
Many story about them many.
Speaker 12 (20:03):
Trains old chicken without a Bryan Bandy.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
We've got started, double boy, that's a life's really what's
right no matter what, and you can get out of
any started out with all right after.
Speaker 12 (20:18):
It's party chickens.
Speaker 6 (20:21):
Just so you know, if you hadn't done that, you'd
have had about seven more minutes of that musical magic.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Well yo yo, yo piece, he's out of here. All right.
Let's see up next be a rugged hooor haiti hardy
hoor haughty.
Speaker 8 (20:39):
Yeah, this is my personal favorite.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Be a rugged hor haughty by Chasten and Groditski.
Speaker 6 (20:44):
Yeah, should couple of U should we ask what a
poor hotty is? It's just a it's just like a
being a guy's guy.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
So these are your people? Yeah, they're polish, all right,
you won't be able to tell.
Speaker 8 (20:56):
They're they're they're they're very gifted music.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
All right, Well let's hear go ahead, see because it
didn't start with chickens.
Speaker 8 (21:08):
Come on, boys, don't me down.
Speaker 13 (21:17):
People.
Speaker 12 (21:17):
It's not hard to be your rugged war hadi.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
It makes you come not money up pounding.
Speaker 14 (21:22):
It can be.
Speaker 12 (21:24):
If you don't how you play your cards, you would
be your rugged whdi.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Can your smuck can jump around and you can't be
luck again Rocky rock again, rock Honey, you.
Speaker 14 (21:42):
Don't do it?
Speaker 10 (21:42):
I will?
Speaker 8 (21:46):
You don't like that.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Polish gun Jamaica.
Speaker 11 (21:52):
How many Polish guys are taking to make a good song?
Apparently more than two. All right, y'all are on your own.
Here's a selection by Johnny Mike and.
Speaker 9 (22:06):
Judging by the name, I'm just gonna go ahead and
guess this is your people, John.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
It's called Stooling Banjo's all right, yellow.
Speaker 8 (22:39):
Johnny.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I think we can see where this is going to go.
Fast part.
Speaker 18 (23:03):
They're doing the album, Dude, I don't think we have
enough time to wait till they get to the fast start.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Feel this way. I don't smell a winter here. Yeah,
all right, that's up here. I got a letter in
a picture here looking at good looking little kid there
with a guitar, boy, says John Moo and Billy. I
am Alex Hunter. I am twelve, and I live in Knackadoches, Texas.
I know you helped tell the young guitars before. Would
you please take a minute and listen to mine? My
(23:36):
dad gave me a few hours of recording time a
few weeks ago. All right, Alex Hunter, let us listen. Yeah, Oh,
(24:35):
Alex hunder this kid's good plea you do does that well?
(25:40):
He is twelve years old. Twelve year old Alex Hound
a man another child probaby was unfound on the Gong Show.
Would have thunk it?
Speaker 5 (25:49):
He did?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
That's why I send it to the chicken man's pot,
saying that should have been me. What can I tell y'all?
That's a young man's game. Good deal man? Heyok, her up?
I mean hook Alex up? Celeste? You know yeah, they
could make beautiful music together, Celeste.
Speaker 8 (26:07):
That's chessy.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Yes, yeah, well no, actually I was thinking about you less.
Look yo. Congratulations Alex and uh once again send him
in pillars once more. Gong Show peel Box seventy six
sixty three Charlotte didn see two eight two four one,
sending the pillars. He'll listen. Good morning, The Big Show
(26:31):
is on the radio. All right, got Big Show fans
from all over Colin bull duty on the Gong Show.
Let's look at it show we for example, ride from Evansville, Indiana.
Listen on w ABX one on was seven point five.
If I can name the guitar solo by artist, band,
album and track number, will you say my name on
the air track eruption album van Halen one artist Eddie
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van Halen, and then somebody else was calling.
Speaker 8 (26:56):
What's calling on you?
Speaker 17 (26:57):
Ran?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
We got another one here?
Speaker 7 (26:58):
Yeah, this came by an email yesterday Joey Billy.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I heard the twelve year old guitars who won the
Gong show this morning. That sounded a lot like ying
V Moumstein. I'm guessing that's'm going with this guy, but
I'm pretty sure that is one of his recordings. Please
check into this. I would hat for someone to win
something for something they did not do.
Speaker 8 (27:16):
That Jewish Chinese rock guitars.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Yeah, if you're not sure. Ying V is a heavy
metal guitarist from the mid to late eighties who recorded
the song that you guys played on the radio this morning.
He's emailed me back, I loved listen to your show.
Would work?
Speaker 8 (27:29):
I think I'm thinking of a different ying V mouse.
Speaker 14 (27:31):
Yes.
Speaker 11 (27:31):
Yeah, another news Rayford said you sounded like two cats
in a sack That almost ran him out of the bathroom.
Speaker 8 (27:39):
I want to tell you one thing, Alex Honey, you
twelve year old punk from Na Sex. You put me
in Dutch with this gig, and I'm gonna come down
there pund not.
Speaker 14 (27:46):
On your.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
So, Alex, this is a real twelve year old kid
from Nagadosis, Texas, Alex, And that was him playing. He
was playing eruption, that's the thing about it.
Speaker 14 (27:57):
He was.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
When Elsea Constable came in. Chelsea, that's that's one of
the that's one of the songs that she plays. To
show your guitar prow was it's very hard tune to play.
As you can see, they'd have been hated. Won the best,
Steve said, says, it's not very hard to play. It
is not very hard to play that. I come in
here and play it, said the drummer. See if you
(28:21):
asked me, all right, no man, I'll show you what's hard.
Speaker 8 (28:29):
Everybody knows drummers are just slightly smarter than bass players.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
So but yeah, that was a real kid there right.
Speaker 9 (28:36):
Ye we know it has to be because may I say,
and I don't mean any harm by this, but the
parents of this child have been irritating me to death
on a daily basis to play that song. So we
did it just to get them all My rear end
feelers went through and that was that was a winner
to go show. I mean, that kid is Dallent.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Who do you think I forward every email to It.
Speaker 8 (28:59):
Was supposed to be in a with the stooling Banjos.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Yeah, but Alex puiled it out as long as I
brought it up. A little tip.
Speaker 9 (29:07):
I mean for people who are on the outside trying
to get in on something like this. If you pester
somebody every day, or you send them a note every
day or even every other day, that's not good for
little kid.
Speaker 14 (29:21):
No.
Speaker 9 (29:22):
No, that worked because of the particular format that that
it listed. But at some point you go, oh whatever,
and you just throw the product down. But I mean,
you know, I'm just telling you the truth.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Oh, I got a line on it on Hey, mader Man,
you got time to listen to some tapes? Major seasons
about over with? I want to share songs. An email
to maider Man rides around in a mader van trying
to catch you. I'm on the road near you, I
told him.
Speaker 7 (29:48):
When he walked in, I says, I guess you're here
to dig them up.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
We had a little frost last night. Oh no, we have.
We had a Maider tip of the morning. You would
have thought that I kicked him in the garage. We
got a Maider tip of the it's late blooming tomatoes.
If you still have someone on your vine, so hang
on for that good one of the big shows on
(30:23):
the radio, Killebe. He's playing in the Dotlan Civic Center
Opera House, Dauden, Alabama, Saturday night. I say, hey seed
in town.
Speaker 14 (30:30):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Roso Scott Andreave, England's funniest export, appearing at the Enlisted
Club at Seymour Johnson Air Force Base in Goldsboro, North Carolina,
Tomorrow night, Saturday nine. So your truth. You'll be entertained
by the English stair. I want to say I have
a twenty first birthday the Candace Haynes Jordan. Happy birthday,
(30:53):
Kendlo twenty one year old baby Dolf, your Mama and Sissy.
All right, maider man in here you talking about was
getting cold. We still got green maters on the vine.
If you do too, green mad tip made her man
show you stuff everybody, baby, little old lady.
Speaker 17 (31:12):
Uh gave me a big tip this week on your
gr groceries.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Touch all. He has a lot of time.
Speaker 17 (31:24):
Uh you you pick your green tomatoes off the plant,
but don't put them in the window to let them
ripen by the sun. Like most people like we usually doing.
That's right, She said that that only just ripens it
on the outside, turns it red.
Speaker 14 (31:37):
Uh huh.
Speaker 17 (31:37):
You take the green tomatoes, you put them in a
brown paper poke.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
You close the poke up. A poke is a bag.
The word poke where pop? All right?
Speaker 17 (31:49):
Not to be confused with salad, but looking green tomatoes
in a brown paper bag and put them in the closet,
out of the sunlight, and let them ripe them from within.
Speaker 7 (31:58):
But don't don't let them made us touch one another.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
I mean, hey, who's the major woman I'm saying? I
just read this lady? Yeah, you right.
Speaker 9 (32:08):
You can also wrap them individually a newspaper and then
put them in a bag so that they don't.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Just like in nature. Yeah, could just go to the
grocery store and buy yourself. Ain't good like these sent
a pane. We got maters right here?
Speaker 14 (32:27):
All right?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
So good, all right, you're maj tip of the morning man.
I've learned so much over the summer.
Speaker 8 (32:35):
How much of you retain?
Speaker 11 (32:37):
Well, the main thing is find a guy that knows
all about majors and put him in charge of the project.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Oh it's Friday. Letters to the editor.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
They missives dispatched by the U Postal Service, which are
always signed with address, and by email, which of course
are not signed, but often do not even give the
receiver of their message the courtesy of putting their full
name and address on their correspondence into the mail bag. First,
those signed, sealed, and delivered by the US Postal Service
(33:18):
got one from Willie P.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
Richardson.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
Y'all know Willie pe give us Rayford and Georgia segment
about toilet tissue last week. As you know, i spend
a lot of time on the road, so I'm forced
to use lots of public restrooms. Thought you might like
to see the enclosed stickers which I've made. I had
made a few years ago, and they say five star
award one of America's filthiest restrooms. Congratulations to the management
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and staff of this establishment. Willie says, whenever I go
into a nasty restroom, I've plaster the walls, mirrors, doors, commos, urinals,
and sinks with the stickers. I've even put them in
some restaurant restrooms in my hometown. Nacodocious. It actually works
in some places. I've gone back to some of these
restrooms after applying the stickers and they've cleaned them up.
(34:04):
I know how you feel about dirty stuff, So if
you'd like me to send you a role of these
so that you can go on a Robert d. Rayford campaign,
let me know. Thank you and all the crew of
the Big Show for helping me so much during the
last eight years. I show you appreciate y'all. Your friend
Willie P. Richardson Nacodoches, Texas. Am I pronouncing that properly?
Here are the stickers he puts around five star ward
(34:28):
one of America's filthiest restrooms. Congratulations to the management and
staff of this establishment. Also into the mail bag, I
get a real heavy one here. Who's this come from?
Comes from Michael in Tupelo, Mississippi. Very well written and
very well researched apparently. But let's see one two three
(34:51):
and a half pages says there's a percivage. It's about veterans,
you know, and he wants more veterans' rights and more
benefits for veterans. But please, there I can't deal with
four and a half pages of stuff keeping sharp when
you send letters to the editor, me or anyone else
for that matter. Robert D Rayfer, John boyn Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio Reverse
Angle Friday. We might be calling you and it's John
boydepary thing in a minute. We got a companion Holland
Grill playing for perfect Tailgate Grill. Check him out a
Hollygrill dot com. I got a copy Tim moths late
the CD Super Bad Sounds of the Seventies. Fitable down
Walmart Target where ever great music is sold. Find Tim's
album as well. Also qualified to win that trip for
(35:34):
two for VIP Weekend with Tim and in Line October
twenty five to twenty six. Includes airfare, hotel, accommodations, dinner
with Tim, take us to a show with a punchline.
They would set you up at bass Pro Shops NBNA
five hundred and lanne him on the speedway pitt and
garage passes riding the official pace car Big Treatment. On
these big show trips, we actually draw one week from today.
Boys racing in Kansas this weekend we'll have the winter.
(35:56):
On Monday morning, Matt Yoakum joins us on Open Line
live from the Speedway. There they got qualified This afternoon
the bush Aeries qualifies at two thirty cup Boys go
out at four and that's on Speed channel. Do you
have that? Will you be able to see it? All right?
I will hang on you. Oh, John Boyd Jeopary somebody
get in the winter circle in a minute. Good morning,
(36:17):
everybody's a big showing already over us a verse Hangle Friday,
John Boyd Jeopardy Time, Where the companion Hollygrill cobed Tim's
latest album, super Bad Sounds of the Seventies qualified for
the VIP trip to Atlanta with Tim and the race
word My question, I'm right here. Thanks the heart heart heart. Alrighty.
Then doctors hear a lot of complaints I would have,
(36:40):
I would have. You want to go to the color question? Yeah,
only because of the being reverse. Am Okay, let's go
to the color question. All right, we'll talk about doctors
on Monday. Cool kids love the color red, true popsickles, lollipops.
Even when it comes to toys. Toymakers say that goodies
packaged in red just plains sell better, but not when
(37:01):
it comes to adults. Manufacturers know that this is the
come hither color for product packaging aimed at adults. What
is blackfish nets? So what's that? What you're selling? So
what do y'all think? What color is the one that
(37:22):
advertisers used to lure adults one eight hundred big show,
But forget that because we're calling you. I'm learning, I'm getting,
I'm changing totally on crodding, reverse angle, John Boys cheap,
but we call you, y'all. Just sit there. If you it,
we'll do it next. Good morning to make shells an already,
(38:09):
I'm moving around the bottom of the down is Friday morning?
It is high Yes, why he bought across America? It's
chebun Jeopardy.
Speaker 17 (38:19):
I know your host.
Speaker 19 (38:20):
He misplaced his notes, almost asked the wrong question, and
almost took the wrong contestant. During the commercial, he said,
I sure, I am glad. Tomorrow is Friday. He's John Mary.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Say, Hey Johnny out of belt in South Carolina. Good morning, Johnny.
How you doing, Buddy good? We're bothering you. Y'all right?
Are you up? He's just gonna Jackie woke him up.
I can tell Johnny think, buddy. Kids love the color
red pops. It was lollipops. Even when it comes to toys,
(38:54):
doing maker say goodies packaging red sale better to kids.
When it comes to adultse manufacturers, No, this is to
come hither color for product packaging aimed at adults. What's
the color?
Speaker 12 (39:06):
I know I'm wrong, but I'll say blue.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
You think you're wrong, but you're saying blue. A well,
let's say.
Speaker 14 (39:14):
Hell.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
The bad news is you're wrong. The goodnesses you were
right about being So is blue your come hither color?
It's okay? Yeah, okay, Look, I just want to go back,
all right, Johnny, thanks for playing, buddy, Thank you. I
did Beth out of Kreole Springs, Illinois. Hello, Beth, Hello,
(39:34):
how you doing, baby?
Speaker 14 (39:36):
I'm doing wonderful.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
How cold is it in Illinois this morning? It's cold,
gonna be a high at sixty five? All right, we
got sixty eight down. Here's moving around the saying parallel.
Speaker 8 (39:48):
Alright.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
That little snow in Michigan yesterday justad on the news. Yeah,
I don't know. I don't pay attention to Michigan.
Speaker 8 (39:55):
That all kinds of rug.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
All right, Beth? What is the color for adults? My
favorite color? The color of money.
Speaker 20 (40:03):
Green?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
You say green. I'll tell you something.
Speaker 9 (40:12):
After I saw that question, I went home and look,
now they say that this is a big thing to
do in the food industry. Open your pantry when you
get home and look how many things are packaged in
green really, yeah, it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
What's wrong with our grin with sauce boys? Yeah, the
picture them too green necks on? What about our water?
I don't think you want green water?
Speaker 14 (40:35):
All right?
Speaker 12 (40:35):
Hey, Matthew did it?
Speaker 16 (40:36):
Baby?
Speaker 2 (40:36):
You got your very own companion holland Grill. You got
Tim's late to c these super bad sounds of the
seventies and your name's and a half of that big
show Tripped Atlanta. We're gonna do all week from to day.
All right, all right, all right, yo, don't beg you.
I can get your information, all right, baby, all right,
thank you, I d thank you. It's coming up. And
(40:57):
that's Friday. That means a brand new playhouse, proud the lockless, get.
Speaker 13 (41:01):
In and night.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Okay, right for it again.
Speaker 5 (41:14):
And it's open mail Friday. No, that's what I used
to call it. Let us to the editor today, Sue
in with Ville, Virginia says, I have a couple of peeves.
The first is the word you know. Almost every night
on the local sports report, some high school or college
athlete is saying something like this, you know, we just
went out there and you know, our defense is really good.
(41:35):
You know, we just gave you know, one hundred and
ten percent. She says, it can only give a hundred percent,
not one hundred and ten. And of course the one
that really galls me is the one that young folks
use these days, sprinkling like in between every every other
word or so. Here's one that normally I would chastise
the writer because I'd say she needs to go to
an ontologist because she didn't hear it correctly. But she
(41:59):
writes such a nice life that I can't chastise her
very much because she didn't hear me right. Remember when
I was telling about the waiting to use an expression
when you want to say somebody's full of it, say ah,
that's a monkey dish of grits. She thought I said
monkey bowl full of grits. Well it didn't flow that way, ma'am. Anyway,
says I'm a native of the state of Mississippi, mother
(42:19):
of a thirteen year old. In the morning's driving into school,
we listened to the John Boyn Billy and Robert D.
Wayford comments show thoroughly enjoy all of it. You hit
the nail on the head many times while I may
not agree with your opinion. I enjoy hearing all views,
and size may not always agree, she says, I have
to admit that I agree with you more times than not.
The reason for this letter and the time taking to
(42:40):
write it, is to respond to your recent comments regarding
cursing and a substitute. You've come up with monkey bowl
full of grits, That's what she says. No, man, it's
not monkey bowl full of grits. It's munkey dish of grits.
See it flows much better, say monkey bowl full of grits.
That doesn't flow monkey dish of grits. You know what
a monkey dish is. That's that little dish that you
get in cafeterias sometimes in restaurants with side orders that
(43:02):
only hold a couple of spoonfuls. As hearing you utter
that phrase, I too, believe it sounded like something useful
to utter, shout, or explain at times of distress, disagreement, dissension,
and general foul mood feelings. I heard this particular commentary
after I'd already dropped my son off, so he did
not have the pleasure of hearing you say it that
evening as we were carrying on in our normal mother
(43:24):
and son fashion. I said to him, Oh, Fraser, I
have something new for us from Robert d. When you
get mad and want to diss someone, just say that's
just a monkey bowl full of grits. Again, ma'am, it's
monkey dish of grits. However, I could not get the
words out of my mouth because I started laughing so
hard at what I was trying to say. Can only mumble.
It got my son laughing so hard that for five
(43:46):
minutes we were uncontrollable in the kitchen with tears down
our face. Finally I was able to get it out,
and now it has become a favorite of ours. Okay, man,
but you will must agree that it sounds a lot
better as I I said it monkey dishugrits, not monkey
bo full of grits. Ai, You're just a monkey dish
of grits. See comes out better than saying what you
(44:08):
normally say or somebody says something you disagree. Ay, that
sounds to me like a monkey dish of grits. Anyway,
monkey dish. Go in the restaurant you're on a small portion,
like I go on the Concord Family restaurant where they
just put a.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Great plate full of stuff.
Speaker 5 (44:22):
I say, please, just a monkey dish child's porshit. Therefore
that's the way it came up. Monkey dish of grits. Brandy,
You're done. You just nah, You're just a monkey dish
of grits. I'm Robert d Ray for John Boyd and
Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio, coming
up next, brand you, John Moore and Billy Playhouse acted
out We going down to South Louisiana in the fighting
boodros home and Elizabeth I didn't brand new Playhouse act
it out neck. Good morning, the big shows on the radio.
(45:21):
Al ris to, I check here, we all in here
ready go boys? All right, I don't set here and
scrip everybody.
Speaker 19 (45:35):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Cajun's
Head West. As our story opens, Woodrow Boudrou returns home
after an evening out with his no good buddies.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
You Lizabeth here, come you're have a loving cage and
Castanova no running only Woodrow Budo.
Speaker 12 (46:00):
Touchdown?
Speaker 14 (46:01):
Ls you.
Speaker 20 (46:03):
Is that all you got?
Speaker 10 (46:05):
What?
Speaker 20 (46:05):
Check this out?
Speaker 16 (46:07):
Jack?
Speaker 14 (46:08):
What?
Speaker 2 (46:08):
I didn't know it's gonna go for two.
Speaker 12 (46:14):
I'm sorry, I'm a little late dare.
Speaker 16 (46:16):
Sweetness, Oh will what, I'm just thinking about it, and
that's okay. If you looking for your dinner, it's in
the cat.
Speaker 12 (46:28):
What wal when you mean to told me you done
fed my dinner to the cat?
Speaker 20 (46:32):
We y'all was both out Tomcatton, but he got home first.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Sweat in the same hell all the suitcats doing in
the middle of the floor.
Speaker 20 (46:39):
I'm putting clothes in them. That what folk, Where we're going?
We ain't going no place out care on.
Speaker 12 (46:45):
People, Okay, where you going?
Speaker 20 (46:47):
I'm leaving you?
Speaker 2 (46:48):
That's where leaving me?
Speaker 12 (46:50):
Why you wanna did that fault?
Speaker 20 (46:51):
Because I don't had enough for your shipless waves.
Speaker 16 (46:55):
Stand out there till all hour of the night with
that no good tackling juice down in the block, come
home smelling just like oh Jacques Daniel hisself, I'm true
putting up with that.
Speaker 12 (47:05):
So where you're gonna go about your mama's house.
Speaker 20 (47:07):
And let y'all no shir I'm off the lost veggas
Las Vegas.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Do what you ain't no good of gambling that telling
you and me done went to house in Shreveport.
Speaker 12 (47:18):
You lost five dollars just trying to work to change machine.
Speaker 20 (47:24):
Brought that up.
Speaker 16 (47:26):
I ain't going to Lost Veggas for gambling. I'm gonna
become what they call a professional woman. Oh what a
professional woman, A lady of the evening that there is
a legal business out there, say do not like you
don't know.
Speaker 20 (47:41):
I've just seen the show all about it on the
Travel Channel.
Speaker 16 (47:44):
They said, woman in Las Vegas can make three hundred
dollars for selling the same thing I've been giving to
you all dce here for free.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
That's right.
Speaker 12 (47:52):
Well hold up then, I'm onna back me up bag
and go out.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
There, widgets.
Speaker 20 (47:56):
What you wanna did that? Folk?
Speaker 12 (47:58):
See how in the world you're gonna survive. I'm on
six hundred dollars a year. I nevery.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
We hope you've enjoyed Young Boy and Billy playoffs.
Speaker 19 (48:14):
Tune then again next time when we hear the crusty
old madam at the Chicken Ranch say.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Hey, big man, let me hold it dollar. Good morning,
It's a big show on the radio Friday morning. Head
into the weekend, looking forward to hitting a John Boy
and Billy Craftsman Truck Series two fifty tomorrow afternoon. South
Boston Speedway Info and take us Stole Free eight seven
seventy four, forty fifteen forty go to South Bostonspeedway dot
com forward to senior guys have fred marfle truck Race
(48:41):
said Killobe's playing the Dothan Civic Center Opera House, Dothan, Alabama,
Saturday night only seven thirty. Take this fatal at Dothan
Civic Center Box Office. Scott Engrave, England's funniest export. Playing
the enlisted club is Seymour Johnson Air Force Base in
Goldsboro Tomorrow night at nine pm. Tim wasn't playing at
comedy's own Charlotte, North Carolina through the weekend at the
Big Time Wimington last night? What were we on this name?
Speaker 14 (49:03):
All?
Speaker 10 (49:03):
Right?
Speaker 16 (49:03):
Then?
Speaker 2 (49:04):
Coming up? Easiest way for you to join the winter
I'd beat the current events quiz. This is coming in
about thirty minutes.
At Big Show fans citizen rightby with you, And today's
show is an encore edition of The John Boy and
Billy Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
But it's really a special one.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I found a way to recover audio from shows archived
twenty years ago. Oh yeah, so today's show originally aired
on Friday, October third, two thousand and three.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah. So you're gonna hear a lot of voices that
are no longer with.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Us, and I don't mean no longer working with us,
but are no longer on the planet, including the one
that will start the show as.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
He always did.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Here's Robert d Rayford on the John Boy and Billy
Late Risers Podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Enjoy the show.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Here in the United States of the Offended, it's Jimmy
the Greek all over again. Remember fifteen years ago, Jimmy
the Greek kind of sports analyst for CBSTV was fired
from his job because of opinion based on fat that
he uttered to a group of men at a private dinner,
not up on the podium as a speaker, but just
sitting at a table of a few men carrying on
(01:08):
a conversation. He opined that in slave days, blacks were
bred for strength and now rush Limbaugh resigns amid cries
for his resignation for remarks he made on ESPN about
how the media was giving preference to a quarterback just
because he's black and they want to promote more blacks
in that position on the team. By now you've heard
(01:29):
on TV, read in the papers a lot more on
this story. Now the Limbaugh detractors are coming out of
the woodwork, most serious. His housekeeper in Miami telling how
Limbaugh is a junkie, a drug addict, consuming a great
number of drugs like OxyContin, Lossett and hydro dolden. What
is it hydrodenen anyway, and the local columnist ores expected
(01:51):
taking up the matter in their columns today. Our own
Charlotte observers Tom Sorenson says, give limb daw Rush Limbaugh break.
He was in entire idle to say, Donovan McNabb gets
too much credit for the success of the Philadelphia Eagles,
and the media has been very desirous that a black
quarterback do well. But in the next paragraph he says
Rush was wrong and proceeds to make his case. He says,
(02:15):
here's this rough, gutsy guy who cuts and runs a
man who makes his living refuses to talk. No explanation,
he just walks away. His resignation was handled in a
press release issued by his employer. Sorensen concludes, Rush is gifted.
He's also gutless. Yeah, Limboy isn't the first white football
(02:36):
analyst to draw fire for insensitive comments. In nineteen eighty eight,
CBS commentator Jimmy the Greek Snyder suggested that black athletes
excel because they were bred by slave masters to be strong.
The slave owner, he said, would breathe this big black
with this big black woman so he could have a
big black kid. That's where it all started. Snyder was
(02:58):
fired shortly afterward. In nineteen eighty three, during a broadcast
of Monday Night Football, veteran sports commentator Howard Cosell exclaimed,
look at that little monkey ron about Washington Redskins receiver
Alvin Garrett. Cosell resigned two months later following intense public
outcry and another story. I'm personally familiar with the man
(03:20):
I was acquainted with. A news director for a radio
station where I worked in Washington was fired because during
lunch at a neighborhood restaurant, the conversation was about the
local female TV news anchors. He just made the casual remark, oh,
she's the one with the lips, apparently referring to one
of the black TV news anchors. When he got back
or when that got back to the station, he was fired. Yes,
(03:44):
it's Jimmy the Greek all over again. And apparently anyone
else who can give all sorts of outrageous opinions about
everything all over radio and TV and it passes for
what it is opinion. But let anyone say anything that
might be considered derogatory about blacks, no matter how based
on fact and numbers, then they're awful people.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Racist.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
It should not only be fired from their jobs, but
tarred and feathered and forever blacklisted.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Why is that?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
And when will America get over it? When will we
really practice what we preach about being a land and
not only guarantees by its constitution freedom of speech, but
takes pride in it. That is, until the subject becomes blacks,
And then the air is filled with hush hush and
whispers and indignation, high dudgeon, and the nation that was
(04:35):
the United States of America has become the United States
of the offended. Who says that I say that Robert D.
Rayford and a whole hell of a lot of people
to listen to the John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Good morning. It is a big show on the radio
for this Friday, October to third is Morning Jim Zochi,
Carolina Father's Football Down, Big Show Sports Biggie Bill will
preview some NFL games this weekends. Who we got going
for you? Matt yoakum, don't check in with us from
Kansas yoke you zoaking yok. There's a zoaching yok Friday deal.
(05:15):
Good deal? Then, of course, man, y'all get ready. You
know we starting Monday race week and our home town,
Choke Chou greatst place, I know, bring on the morals. Yes,
it's special for well most of the guys in NASCAR
(05:37):
because I live right around here. You get to stay
at home for a week with friends and families, and
that's nice week. They kind of live around here.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
I'm not talking about the drivers and the cruise. I'm
talking about the idiots that line the wall in here.
It looks like the road company and Deliverance.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Uh, don't pay no attention up Hillars. He's from me.
He's right. So yeah, man, we've got a big time
next week. Yes, we all right, Randy, Yeah, Randy's just
thinking about that scene from Deliverance to the other side
of the room. I want to point out a big
show record.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
At twelve minutes into the show, Jeff Pillars already has
something on the front of his shirt.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
I don't yes, you do.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
I don't you do. I don't you I don't haven't
done anything. I haven't haven't ever been here anything about
my computer.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
There's something there.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
It might be Toothpaste's that when I use those off
brand shout wipes.
Speaker 8 (06:35):
Something off.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Pillars have more in com going by.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
Pillars and I have more in common than you realize.
Speaker 8 (06:44):
Show tunes and shout wipes.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
That's it, That's not it. Shot.
Speaker 9 (06:48):
If I go to your office right now and I
look inside your desk, fer would I find a sewing kit?
Speaker 10 (06:53):
No?
Speaker 8 (06:53):
Rayford took it, Ah, but you had one.
Speaker 11 (06:56):
So you and Rayford have something in common presenting in
their darningess socks.
Speaker 10 (07:06):
Man.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Hey, and don't forget y'all. Tomorrow we going to South Boston.
We're just tickled pinkless for the John Boynbilly Craftsman Truck
series two fifty man. We look forward to going to there.
Seeing on Maddie Old and all the guys, my little
baby dollar pen office and Bloga Onion Jees sandwiches. Wait,
that is your baby dolephant. I'm really onons. I'm really
(07:28):
looking forward to it too. Wow, you go it, No,
you are, that's why he's looking forward to it. That's right. Well,
we will be there tomorrow afternoon Green Flag Drop around
four thirty four o'clock. We're gonna get there early and
just hang out and have a big time, so we'll
see you. You still get your tickets called eight seven seven,
four forty fifteen forty go to South Boston Speedway dot
(07:48):
Com at races tomorrow and the boys in Kansas. We'll
have the winter on Monday, and like we say, we
kick off race week here Charlotte it yeah, Well, let
us reverse angle Friday. If you've written in one, gonna
challenge us at out burst and that's what we're gonna do.
Here's Apple to see Max Microlouver, gonna copy you. Tim
Wilson's lead to CD Super Bad Sounds of the seventies.
And this week we'll wrap up one week of qualifying
(08:10):
with the VIP trip for two to Atlanta, CE, Tim
and the show, he'd dinner with him, go to the
Atlanta Race, riding the pace car pit garage passes, gonna
be big, and uh, I would do that just a
few minutes and ya and yeah, come of Golic.
Speaker 12 (08:24):
I guess anybody anything, I'm gonna shout wait and a
good morning.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
The Big Show is on the radio. Yeah, I got
I each my cousin Urgie, he's only I am said, Yeah, Hey,
how y'all doing this?
Speaker 12 (08:41):
Morning?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Is Friday, October the third here were going like a
reverse hangle Fridays. If you would like to put your
name in for a contest, you've got four to choose from.
On Friday, we played the Outburst game first second, the
morning you host, we play, we lose, you win, and
John Boy Jeopardy. That's uh, that's for the trivia experts there.
If you think you good at John boydgevity a little,
(09:02):
do every thing. So that's what I do it the
Coffee Achievers game. Then the easiest way for you to
join the winners. If you ain't got nothing going on,
don't know a bunch of none, but you can remember
see that might be the game for you. A third
contest right, Definitely the easiest way. And then and the
most popular one for people to want to play too. Yeah, yeah,
so you might. You might have a better chance at
(09:22):
getting another game to sud right. And then the hardest
way for you to join the winners on Friday is
when we go to Maybury and you approach the throne
of me, the King of Maybury.
Speaker 12 (09:34):
All hell to.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Me a little early to get you got mustard on
your scepter, So yes, you Maybury buffs. I'm calling y'all out,
all right, the Big Show dot com is the way
to do it. You got a fax machine in fact
seven oh four, five, seven oh one, three six nine,
and if you ain't got either one of them, if
you got a stamp, write it down, put on envelope,
(09:57):
mellow to John Boy and Billy p O Box seven
six six three Charlotte and C two eight two four one.
You see John Boy, I just say call me, write
it down, slip it like Youngka when you used to
slip you five dollars. Tell pretty much what happened to
me at the midget wrestling? Is that right on?
Speaker 12 (10:14):
Play call me?
Speaker 7 (10:17):
You call me, then I'll call you and they slipped
your money? Is that what you're saying? Okay, I took fifty.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Drink. That was no kid, all right, so that's it
all right? Well reverse hangle out burst played next. Good
(11:00):
morning is a big show already over this Friday, October
the third? Yeah right, what it is our birthday?
Speaker 10 (11:08):
Reads angled up? It's the anyone can host meat game?
John grow and Billy matching this with insert Jim nay.
Let's go mea to boos MANA. Really dig this game
the most reads angled up. It's the anyone can hoose game.
(11:31):
You dig the moose game? A funny big.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Shot A man of anonymous morning on a wheeling West Virginia.
Speaker 13 (11:38):
We got down, big shot.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
What's up, Darryl? I know what you mean. I know
what you I wrote it alright, so now you don't
okays more to.
Speaker 14 (12:03):
Buddy, I'm going okay, I'm going to work, all.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Right, good work. So you're gonna be quizzing us and driving.
Speaker 14 (12:08):
Huh no some fishing? First off, all.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Right, we don't mean what your work is. Ah, Darrel's
let's go jump in here, see if you can get
one by the room.
Speaker 14 (12:23):
All right, you ready, ready to go? All right? Name
three fish and reels? Ready to go?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Three fishing reels Shakespeare, Jo and will co Yeah, oh yeah,
remember the guy sentiment to all of us?
Speaker 14 (12:38):
Yeah, alright, that was an easy one too.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Alright, alright, alright.
Speaker 14 (12:42):
There's another another he's doing for you. Okay, name three
Ripola lures three? What name three Ripola lures three?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Will Ripola lures? Yeah, shiny one it looks like car. Yeah,
they got all those, remember that guy sent us? All right,
what you got now, Darryl?
Speaker 14 (13:09):
All right, this is from my job. Name three tips
of aluminum exclusions used for storefront materials.
Speaker 9 (13:17):
Yeah, oh okay, we've got eighth inch, quarter inch and
uh sixteenth.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Inch shiny flat. Are you telling me that one that
looks like ear Hart's car? You're telling me they don't
come in those those.
Speaker 14 (13:30):
Diameters more flush, glaze and fast, say stapid.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I started to say that. Darn it. Oh going alright, Jack,
you give Darryl the prize. Baggers Darrel. I got a
year supplyes Emacs, Michael Lubrican, Cobby Tim Wilson's latest CD,
Superbad Sounds of the Seventies, Little Now, Best Buy and
Border stores. And your name's in the half of that trip.
We draw one week for today. They go to the
Lina see Tim eat him, go to the race, the
(13:57):
whole big deal. See what right? All right? All right,
well you say, Darryl, let me.
Speaker 14 (14:06):
Say, hey, go ahead, hey addie.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Hey, honey, all right, coming home with Tim Wilson. Say
this weekend now, a dramatic weekend on the way I
feel you. No super bad sounds coming out of Darryl time.
(14:33):
All right?
Speaker 5 (14:34):
What is today today? Has led us to the edit today?
And that being me Robert d Rayford on the John
Boyd and Billy Show. Here's one from Valentine Smith of
Sale Creek, Tennessee's let us response to your mention of
ventilation fans in hotel rooms, motel rooms and so on.
What do you call them these days? I don't think
you call them motels anymore. I guess you just call
(14:56):
them hotels. Back in those days when they're by the
side of the road, you know, stopped in it was
a moattail. Let's go to the motel, baby. Anyway, Ventilation
fans in these rooms not getting the odor out of
the restroom. The reason for this is it's not designed
for odor. It is instead designed to vent excess moisture
in the air caused by running hot water.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Hmm.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
These high moisture situations will cause mildew to run rampant
and unchecked. They also used dry wall with a fungus
side additive. Hmm. My goodness. They are called in the
business fart fans. Hmmm, never heard that before. Dear sweet Barbers,
that's our wonderful, sweet, indeed beautiful love. What do we
(15:40):
call a receptionist assistant?
Speaker 8 (15:42):
Whatever?
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Administrative assistant? This one's for Rayford. Knowe bitches about leaf
blowers and cell phones. Here's one he probably ain't seen yet.
I was walking my dog the other day and about
doubled over laughing. A woman cutting grass on the loudest
riding more ever heard talking on a cell phone. The
dog was right besidre me, barking like crazy, and I
could barely hear him. Had an experience just yesterday, a
(16:06):
woman talking on the cell phones out on the motorcycle.
There she was pulled right up. Actually she wasn't in
the road. She was on an access to a road.
At least she wasn't driving and talking. But I've met
there behind her, waiting for her to go out into
the road, waiting for her to.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Go out in the road.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
She never did no traffic coming, So finally I just
going to pull around. And as I did, there she
was talking on a dad blame phone. So I looked
down right at her and said, lady, are you going
to drive or talk on the phone. She said, say
what I said, Are you going to drive or talk
on the phone? Boom about your business? That's what she said,
(16:44):
oh about your business?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
And I did.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
Oh, before she pulled her gun. All right, here's one more. Well,
listen doesn't make any sense. It even harkens Tallahassee, Florida. Well,
I guess it does. Listen to you all the time
at Green nine to nine percent what you have to say,
the historiust enjoyous stories of days gone by. I heard
you talk about women, how they say not lump them
all together. Some listener wrote in about that that's so
(17:13):
true until they see a Playboy or Penthouse magazine or
a bikini calendar, and they say, how that is a
disgrace to all women. Women have double and even triple standards,
but guys can only have one, and it's the wrong one. Okay,
I guess that does make sense, David.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
We'll have some.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
More letters to the editor today on the John Boy
and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Good morning, A big show's on your radio. Hit is Friday,
Get into it. Our search for talent on a big
show continues a room. All right, we'll have a new
Gong Show. Then Brigerman from outside, all right, Gong Show
play next, Good morning, A big show is on the radio.
(18:23):
A quarter away from the hour. It's time but a
golm Show. Songs, performances sending by you the Big Show listener,
by the way, the address, Gong Show, John Moon'tbill Ay
Poboux seventy six sixty three, Charlotte n C two way
two four one oh oh the kid He's love this show.
Speaker 14 (18:48):
Here.
Speaker 15 (18:48):
He's a big hear revenge. He's a big revet. He's
a big hear revet. Nobody can do already, no money.
Speaker 9 (18:59):
Can Okay, they can't even set his watch.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Okay. Who they're talking about can be anybody? Never mind. Alright,
let's get to it up. First. The Chicken song, Bye
the Chicken Man. Alright, here you go, very chicken.
Speaker 16 (19:42):
M m.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Hey the Chicken Man.
Speaker 17 (19:57):
He got the chicken, but he got playing on Kim
Many story about them many.
Speaker 12 (20:03):
Trains old chicken without a Bryan Bandy.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
We've got started, double boy, that's a life's really what's
right no matter what, and you can get out of
any started out with all right after.
Speaker 12 (20:18):
It's party chickens.
Speaker 6 (20:21):
Just so you know, if you hadn't done that, you'd
have had about seven more minutes of that musical magic.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Well yo yo, yo piece, he's out of here. All right.
Let's see up next be a rugged hooor haiti hardy
hoor haughty.
Speaker 8 (20:39):
Yeah, this is my personal favorite.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Be a rugged hor haughty by Chasten and Groditski.
Speaker 6 (20:44):
Yeah, should couple of U should we ask what a
poor hotty is? It's just a it's just like a
being a guy's guy.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
So these are your people? Yeah, they're polish, all right,
you won't be able to tell.
Speaker 8 (20:56):
They're they're they're they're very gifted music.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
All right, Well let's hear go ahead, see because it
didn't start with chickens.
Speaker 8 (21:08):
Come on, boys, don't me down.
Speaker 13 (21:17):
People.
Speaker 12 (21:17):
It's not hard to be your rugged war hadi.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
It makes you come not money up pounding.
Speaker 14 (21:22):
It can be.
Speaker 12 (21:24):
If you don't how you play your cards, you would
be your rugged whdi.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Can your smuck can jump around and you can't be
luck again Rocky rock again, rock Honey, you.
Speaker 14 (21:42):
Don't do it?
Speaker 10 (21:42):
I will?
Speaker 8 (21:46):
You don't like that.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Polish gun Jamaica.
Speaker 11 (21:52):
How many Polish guys are taking to make a good song?
Apparently more than two. All right, y'all are on your own.
Here's a selection by Johnny Mike and.
Speaker 9 (22:06):
Judging by the name, I'm just gonna go ahead and
guess this is your people, John.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
It's called Stooling Banjo's all right, yellow.
Speaker 8 (22:39):
Johnny.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I think we can see where this is going to go.
Fast part.
Speaker 18 (23:03):
They're doing the album, Dude, I don't think we have
enough time to wait till they get to the fast start.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Feel this way. I don't smell a winter here. Yeah,
all right, that's up here. I got a letter in
a picture here looking at good looking little kid there
with a guitar, boy, says John Moo and Billy. I
am Alex Hunter. I am twelve, and I live in Knackadoches, Texas.
I know you helped tell the young guitars before. Would
you please take a minute and listen to mine? My
(23:36):
dad gave me a few hours of recording time a
few weeks ago. All right, Alex Hunter, let us listen. Yeah, Oh,
(24:35):
Alex hunder this kid's good plea you do does that well?
(25:40):
He is twelve years old. Twelve year old Alex Hound
a man another child probaby was unfound on the Gong Show.
Would have thunk it?
Speaker 5 (25:49):
He did?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
That's why I send it to the chicken man's pot,
saying that should have been me. What can I tell y'all?
That's a young man's game. Good deal man? Heyok, her up?
I mean hook Alex up? Celeste? You know yeah, they
could make beautiful music together, Celeste.
Speaker 8 (26:07):
That's chessy.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Yes, yeah, well no, actually I was thinking about you less.
Look yo. Congratulations Alex and uh once again send him
in pillars once more. Gong Show peel Box seventy six
sixty three Charlotte didn see two eight two four one,
sending the pillars. He'll listen. Good morning, The Big Show
(26:31):
is on the radio. All right, got Big Show fans
from all over Colin bull duty on the Gong Show.
Let's look at it show we for example, ride from Evansville, Indiana.
Listen on w ABX one on was seven point five.
If I can name the guitar solo by artist, band,
album and track number, will you say my name on
the air track eruption album van Halen one artist Eddie
(26:54):
van Halen, and then somebody else was calling.
Speaker 8 (26:56):
What's calling on you?
Speaker 17 (26:57):
Ran?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
We got another one here?
Speaker 7 (26:58):
Yeah, this came by an email yesterday Joey Billy.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I heard the twelve year old guitars who won the
Gong show this morning. That sounded a lot like ying
V Moumstein. I'm guessing that's'm going with this guy, but
I'm pretty sure that is one of his recordings. Please
check into this. I would hat for someone to win
something for something they did not do.
Speaker 8 (27:16):
That Jewish Chinese rock guitars.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Yeah, if you're not sure. Ying V is a heavy
metal guitarist from the mid to late eighties who recorded
the song that you guys played on the radio this morning.
He's emailed me back, I loved listen to your show.
Would work?
Speaker 8 (27:29):
I think I'm thinking of a different ying V mouse.
Speaker 14 (27:31):
Yes.
Speaker 11 (27:31):
Yeah, another news Rayford said you sounded like two cats
in a sack That almost ran him out of the bathroom.
Speaker 8 (27:39):
I want to tell you one thing, Alex Honey, you
twelve year old punk from Na Sex. You put me
in Dutch with this gig, and I'm gonna come down
there pund not.
Speaker 14 (27:46):
On your.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
So, Alex, this is a real twelve year old kid
from Nagadosis, Texas, Alex, And that was him playing. He
was playing eruption, that's the thing about it.
Speaker 14 (27:57):
He was.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
When Elsea Constable came in. Chelsea, that's that's one of
the that's one of the songs that she plays. To
show your guitar prow was it's very hard tune to play.
As you can see, they'd have been hated. Won the best,
Steve said, says, it's not very hard to play. It
is not very hard to play that. I come in
here and play it, said the drummer. See if you
(28:21):
asked me, all right, no man, I'll show you what's hard.
Speaker 8 (28:29):
Everybody knows drummers are just slightly smarter than bass players.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
So but yeah, that was a real kid there right.
Speaker 9 (28:36):
Ye we know it has to be because may I say,
and I don't mean any harm by this, but the
parents of this child have been irritating me to death
on a daily basis to play that song. So we
did it just to get them all My rear end
feelers went through and that was that was a winner
to go show. I mean, that kid is Dallent.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Who do you think I forward every email to It.
Speaker 8 (28:59):
Was supposed to be in a with the stooling Banjos.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Yeah, but Alex puiled it out as long as I
brought it up. A little tip.
Speaker 9 (29:07):
I mean for people who are on the outside trying
to get in on something like this. If you pester
somebody every day, or you send them a note every
day or even every other day, that's not good for
little kid.
Speaker 14 (29:21):
No.
Speaker 9 (29:22):
No, that worked because of the particular format that that
it listed. But at some point you go, oh whatever,
and you just throw the product down. But I mean,
you know, I'm just telling you the truth.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Oh, I got a line on it on Hey, mader Man,
you got time to listen to some tapes? Major seasons
about over with? I want to share songs. An email
to maider Man rides around in a mader van trying
to catch you. I'm on the road near you, I
told him.
Speaker 7 (29:48):
When he walked in, I says, I guess you're here
to dig them up.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
We had a little frost last night. Oh no, we have.
We had a Maider tip of the morning. You would
have thought that I kicked him in the garage. We
got a Maider tip of the it's late blooming tomatoes.
If you still have someone on your vine, so hang
on for that good one of the big shows on
(30:23):
the radio, Killebe. He's playing in the Dotlan Civic Center
Opera House, Dauden, Alabama, Saturday night. I say, hey seed
in town.
Speaker 14 (30:30):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Roso Scott Andreave, England's funniest export, appearing at the Enlisted
Club at Seymour Johnson Air Force Base in Goldsboro, North Carolina,
Tomorrow night, Saturday nine. So your truth. You'll be entertained
by the English stair. I want to say I have
a twenty first birthday the Candace Haynes Jordan. Happy birthday,
(30:53):
Kendlo twenty one year old baby Dolf, your Mama and Sissy.
All right, maider man in here you talking about was
getting cold. We still got green maters on the vine.
If you do too, green mad tip made her man
show you stuff everybody, baby, little old lady.
Speaker 17 (31:12):
Uh gave me a big tip this week on your
gr groceries.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Touch all. He has a lot of time.
Speaker 17 (31:24):
Uh you you pick your green tomatoes off the plant,
but don't put them in the window to let them
ripen by the sun. Like most people like we usually doing.
That's right, She said that that only just ripens it
on the outside, turns it red.
Speaker 14 (31:37):
Uh huh.
Speaker 17 (31:37):
You take the green tomatoes, you put them in a
brown paper poke.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
You close the poke up. A poke is a bag.
The word poke where pop? All right?
Speaker 17 (31:49):
Not to be confused with salad, but looking green tomatoes
in a brown paper bag and put them in the closet,
out of the sunlight, and let them ripe them from within.
Speaker 7 (31:58):
But don't don't let them made us touch one another.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
I mean, hey, who's the major woman I'm saying? I
just read this lady? Yeah, you right.
Speaker 9 (32:08):
You can also wrap them individually a newspaper and then
put them in a bag so that they don't.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Just like in nature. Yeah, could just go to the
grocery store and buy yourself. Ain't good like these sent
a pane. We got maters right here?
Speaker 14 (32:27):
All right?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
So good, all right, you're maj tip of the morning man.
I've learned so much over the summer.
Speaker 8 (32:35):
How much of you retain?
Speaker 11 (32:37):
Well, the main thing is find a guy that knows
all about majors and put him in charge of the project.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Oh it's Friday. Letters to the editor.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
They missives dispatched by the U Postal Service, which are
always signed with address, and by email, which of course
are not signed, but often do not even give the
receiver of their message the courtesy of putting their full
name and address on their correspondence into the mail bag. First,
those signed, sealed, and delivered by the US Postal Service
(33:18):
got one from Willie P.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
Richardson.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
Y'all know Willie pe give us Rayford and Georgia segment
about toilet tissue last week. As you know, i spend
a lot of time on the road, so I'm forced
to use lots of public restrooms. Thought you might like
to see the enclosed stickers which I've made. I had
made a few years ago, and they say five star
award one of America's filthiest restrooms. Congratulations to the management
(33:42):
and staff of this establishment. Willie says, whenever I go
into a nasty restroom, I've plaster the walls, mirrors, doors, commos, urinals,
and sinks with the stickers. I've even put them in
some restaurant restrooms in my hometown. Nacodocious. It actually works
in some places. I've gone back to some of these
restrooms after applying the stickers and they've cleaned them up.
(34:04):
I know how you feel about dirty stuff, So if
you'd like me to send you a role of these
so that you can go on a Robert d. Rayford campaign,
let me know. Thank you and all the crew of
the Big Show for helping me so much during the
last eight years. I show you appreciate y'all. Your friend
Willie P. Richardson Nacodoches, Texas. Am I pronouncing that properly?
Here are the stickers he puts around five star ward
(34:28):
one of America's filthiest restrooms. Congratulations to the management and
staff of this establishment. Also into the mail bag, I
get a real heavy one here. Who's this come from?
Comes from Michael in Tupelo, Mississippi. Very well written and
very well researched apparently. But let's see one two three
(34:51):
and a half pages says there's a percivage. It's about veterans,
you know, and he wants more veterans' rights and more
benefits for veterans. But please, there I can't deal with
four and a half pages of stuff keeping sharp when
you send letters to the editor, me or anyone else
for that matter. Robert D Rayfer, John boyn Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio Reverse
Angle Friday. We might be calling you and it's John
boydepary thing in a minute. We got a companion Holland
Grill playing for perfect Tailgate Grill. Check him out a
Hollygrill dot com. I got a copy Tim moths late
the CD Super Bad Sounds of the Seventies. Fitable down
Walmart Target where ever great music is sold. Find Tim's
album as well. Also qualified to win that trip for
(35:34):
two for VIP Weekend with Tim and in Line October
twenty five to twenty six. Includes airfare, hotel, accommodations, dinner
with Tim, take us to a show with a punchline.
They would set you up at bass Pro Shops NBNA
five hundred and lanne him on the speedway pitt and
garage passes riding the official pace car Big Treatment. On
these big show trips, we actually draw one week from today.
Boys racing in Kansas this weekend we'll have the winter.
(35:56):
On Monday morning, Matt Yoakum joins us on Open Line
live from the Speedway. There they got qualified This afternoon
the bush Aeries qualifies at two thirty cup Boys go
out at four and that's on Speed channel. Do you
have that? Will you be able to see it? All right?
I will hang on you. Oh, John Boyd Jeopary somebody
get in the winter circle in a minute. Good morning,
(36:17):
everybody's a big showing already over us a verse Hangle Friday,
John Boyd Jeopardy Time, Where the companion Hollygrill cobed Tim's
latest album, super Bad Sounds of the Seventies qualified for
the VIP trip to Atlanta with Tim and the race
word My question, I'm right here. Thanks the heart heart heart. Alrighty.
Then doctors hear a lot of complaints I would have,
(36:40):
I would have. You want to go to the color question? Yeah,
only because of the being reverse. Am Okay, let's go
to the color question. All right, we'll talk about doctors
on Monday. Cool kids love the color red, true popsickles, lollipops.
Even when it comes to toys. Toymakers say that goodies
packaged in red just plains sell better, but not when
(37:01):
it comes to adults. Manufacturers know that this is the
come hither color for product packaging aimed at adults. What
is blackfish nets? So what's that? What you're selling? So
what do y'all think? What color is the one that
(37:22):
advertisers used to lure adults one eight hundred big show,
But forget that because we're calling you. I'm learning, I'm getting,
I'm changing totally on crodding, reverse angle, John Boys cheap,
but we call you, y'all. Just sit there. If you it,
we'll do it next. Good morning to make shells an already,
(38:09):
I'm moving around the bottom of the down is Friday morning?
It is high Yes, why he bought across America? It's
chebun Jeopardy.
Speaker 17 (38:19):
I know your host.
Speaker 19 (38:20):
He misplaced his notes, almost asked the wrong question, and
almost took the wrong contestant. During the commercial, he said,
I sure, I am glad. Tomorrow is Friday. He's John Mary.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Say, Hey Johnny out of belt in South Carolina. Good morning, Johnny.
How you doing, Buddy good? We're bothering you. Y'all right?
Are you up? He's just gonna Jackie woke him up.
I can tell Johnny think, buddy. Kids love the color
red pops. It was lollipops. Even when it comes to toys,
(38:54):
doing maker say goodies packaging red sale better to kids.
When it comes to adultse manufacturers, No, this is to
come hither color for product packaging aimed at adults. What's
the color?
Speaker 12 (39:06):
I know I'm wrong, but I'll say blue.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
You think you're wrong, but you're saying blue. A well,
let's say.
Speaker 14 (39:14):
Hell.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
The bad news is you're wrong. The goodnesses you were
right about being So is blue your come hither color?
It's okay? Yeah, okay, Look, I just want to go back,
all right, Johnny, thanks for playing, buddy, Thank you. I
did Beth out of Kreole Springs, Illinois. Hello, Beth, Hello,
(39:34):
how you doing, baby?
Speaker 14 (39:36):
I'm doing wonderful.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
How cold is it in Illinois this morning? It's cold,
gonna be a high at sixty five? All right, we
got sixty eight down. Here's moving around the saying parallel.
Speaker 8 (39:48):
Alright.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
That little snow in Michigan yesterday justad on the news. Yeah,
I don't know. I don't pay attention to Michigan.
Speaker 8 (39:55):
That all kinds of rug.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
All right, Beth? What is the color for adults? My
favorite color? The color of money.
Speaker 20 (40:03):
Green?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
You say green. I'll tell you something.
Speaker 9 (40:12):
After I saw that question, I went home and look,
now they say that this is a big thing to
do in the food industry. Open your pantry when you
get home and look how many things are packaged in
green really, yeah, it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
What's wrong with our grin with sauce boys? Yeah, the
picture them too green necks on? What about our water?
I don't think you want green water?
Speaker 14 (40:35):
All right?
Speaker 12 (40:35):
Hey, Matthew did it?
Speaker 16 (40:36):
Baby?
Speaker 2 (40:36):
You got your very own companion holland Grill. You got
Tim's late to c these super bad sounds of the
seventies and your name's and a half of that big
show Tripped Atlanta. We're gonna do all week from to day.
All right, all right, all right, yo, don't beg you.
I can get your information, all right, baby, all right,
thank you, I d thank you. It's coming up. And
(40:57):
that's Friday. That means a brand new playhouse, proud the lockless, get.
Speaker 13 (41:01):
In and night.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Okay, right for it again.
Speaker 5 (41:14):
And it's open mail Friday. No, that's what I used
to call it. Let us to the editor today, Sue
in with Ville, Virginia says, I have a couple of peeves.
The first is the word you know. Almost every night
on the local sports report, some high school or college
athlete is saying something like this, you know, we just
went out there and you know, our defense is really good.
(41:35):
You know, we just gave you know, one hundred and
ten percent. She says, it can only give a hundred percent,
not one hundred and ten. And of course the one
that really galls me is the one that young folks
use these days, sprinkling like in between every every other
word or so. Here's one that normally I would chastise
the writer because I'd say she needs to go to
an ontologist because she didn't hear it correctly. But she
(41:59):
writes such a nice life that I can't chastise her
very much because she didn't hear me right. Remember when
I was telling about the waiting to use an expression
when you want to say somebody's full of it, say ah,
that's a monkey dish of grits. She thought I said
monkey bowl full of grits. Well it didn't flow that way, ma'am. Anyway,
says I'm a native of the state of Mississippi, mother
(42:19):
of a thirteen year old. In the morning's driving into school,
we listened to the John Boyn Billy and Robert D.
Wayford comments show thoroughly enjoy all of it. You hit
the nail on the head many times while I may
not agree with your opinion. I enjoy hearing all views,
and size may not always agree, she says, I have
to admit that I agree with you more times than not.
The reason for this letter and the time taking to
(42:40):
write it, is to respond to your recent comments regarding
cursing and a substitute. You've come up with monkey bowl
full of grits, That's what she says. No, man, it's
not monkey bowl full of grits. It's munkey dish of grits.
See it flows much better, say monkey bowl full of grits.
That doesn't flow monkey dish of grits. You know what
a monkey dish is. That's that little dish that you
get in cafeterias sometimes in restaurants with side orders that
(43:02):
only hold a couple of spoonfuls. As hearing you utter
that phrase, I too, believe it sounded like something useful
to utter, shout, or explain at times of distress, disagreement, dissension,
and general foul mood feelings. I heard this particular commentary
after I'd already dropped my son off, so he did
not have the pleasure of hearing you say it that
evening as we were carrying on in our normal mother
(43:24):
and son fashion. I said to him, Oh, Fraser, I
have something new for us from Robert d. When you
get mad and want to diss someone, just say that's
just a monkey bowl full of grits. Again, ma'am, it's
monkey dish of grits. However, I could not get the
words out of my mouth because I started laughing so
hard at what I was trying to say. Can only mumble.
It got my son laughing so hard that for five
(43:46):
minutes we were uncontrollable in the kitchen with tears down
our face. Finally I was able to get it out,
and now it has become a favorite of ours. Okay, man,
but you will must agree that it sounds a lot
better as I I said it monkey dishugrits, not monkey
bo full of grits. Ai, You're just a monkey dish
of grits. See comes out better than saying what you
(44:08):
normally say or somebody says something you disagree. Ay, that
sounds to me like a monkey dish of grits. Anyway,
monkey dish. Go in the restaurant you're on a small portion,
like I go on the Concord Family restaurant where they
just put a.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Great plate full of stuff.
Speaker 5 (44:22):
I say, please, just a monkey dish child's porshit. Therefore
that's the way it came up. Monkey dish of grits. Brandy,
You're done. You just nah, You're just a monkey dish
of grits. I'm Robert d Ray for John Boyd and
Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio, coming
up next, brand you, John Moore and Billy Playhouse acted
out We going down to South Louisiana in the fighting
boodros home and Elizabeth I didn't brand new Playhouse act
it out neck. Good morning, the big shows on the radio.
(45:21):
Al ris to, I check here, we all in here
ready go boys? All right, I don't set here and
scrip everybody.
Speaker 19 (45:35):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Cajun's
Head West. As our story opens, Woodrow Boudrou returns home
after an evening out with his no good buddies.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
You Lizabeth here, come you're have a loving cage and
Castanova no running only Woodrow Budo.
Speaker 12 (46:00):
Touchdown?
Speaker 14 (46:01):
Ls you.
Speaker 20 (46:03):
Is that all you got?
Speaker 10 (46:05):
What?
Speaker 20 (46:05):
Check this out?
Speaker 16 (46:07):
Jack?
Speaker 14 (46:08):
What?
Speaker 2 (46:08):
I didn't know it's gonna go for two.
Speaker 12 (46:14):
I'm sorry, I'm a little late dare.
Speaker 16 (46:16):
Sweetness, Oh will what, I'm just thinking about it, and
that's okay. If you looking for your dinner, it's in
the cat.
Speaker 12 (46:28):
What wal when you mean to told me you done
fed my dinner to the cat?
Speaker 20 (46:32):
We y'all was both out Tomcatton, but he got home first.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Sweat in the same hell all the suitcats doing in
the middle of the floor.
Speaker 20 (46:39):
I'm putting clothes in them. That what folk, Where we're going?
We ain't going no place out care on.
Speaker 12 (46:45):
People, Okay, where you going?
Speaker 20 (46:47):
I'm leaving you?
Speaker 2 (46:48):
That's where leaving me?
Speaker 12 (46:50):
Why you wanna did that fault?
Speaker 20 (46:51):
Because I don't had enough for your shipless waves.
Speaker 16 (46:55):
Stand out there till all hour of the night with
that no good tackling juice down in the block, come
home smelling just like oh Jacques Daniel hisself, I'm true
putting up with that.
Speaker 12 (47:05):
So where you're gonna go about your mama's house.
Speaker 20 (47:07):
And let y'all no shir I'm off the lost veggas
Las Vegas.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Do what you ain't no good of gambling that telling
you and me done went to house in Shreveport.
Speaker 12 (47:18):
You lost five dollars just trying to work to change machine.
Speaker 20 (47:24):
Brought that up.
Speaker 16 (47:26):
I ain't going to Lost Veggas for gambling. I'm gonna
become what they call a professional woman. Oh what a
professional woman, A lady of the evening that there is
a legal business out there, say do not like you
don't know.
Speaker 20 (47:41):
I've just seen the show all about it on the
Travel Channel.
Speaker 16 (47:44):
They said, woman in Las Vegas can make three hundred
dollars for selling the same thing I've been giving to
you all dce here for free.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
That's right.
Speaker 12 (47:52):
Well hold up then, I'm onna back me up bag
and go out.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
There, widgets.
Speaker 20 (47:56):
What you wanna did that? Folk?
Speaker 12 (47:58):
See how in the world you're gonna survive. I'm on
six hundred dollars a year. I nevery.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
We hope you've enjoyed Young Boy and Billy playoffs.
Speaker 19 (48:14):
Tune then again next time when we hear the crusty
old madam at the Chicken Ranch say.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Hey, big man, let me hold it dollar. Good morning,
It's a big show on the radio Friday morning. Head
into the weekend, looking forward to hitting a John Boy
and Billy Craftsman Truck Series two fifty tomorrow afternoon. South
Boston Speedway Info and take us Stole Free eight seven
seventy four, forty fifteen forty go to South Bostonspeedway dot
com forward to senior guys have fred marfle truck Race
(48:41):
said Killobe's playing the Dothan Civic Center Opera House, Dothan, Alabama,
Saturday night only seven thirty. Take this fatal at Dothan
Civic Center Box Office. Scott Engrave, England's funniest export. Playing
the enlisted club is Seymour Johnson Air Force Base in
Goldsboro Tomorrow night at nine pm. Tim wasn't playing at
comedy's own Charlotte, North Carolina through the weekend at the
Big Time Wimington last night? What were we on this name?
Speaker 14 (49:03):
All?
Speaker 10 (49:03):
Right?
Speaker 16 (49:03):
Then?
Speaker 2 (49:04):
Coming up? Easiest way for you to join the winter
I'd beat the current events quiz. This is coming in
about thirty minutes.
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