November 24, 2025 • 43 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Where they missed to get hide.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hi there, Big Show fans, Citizen Randy with you once
again to well put a date on this encore edition
of The John Boy and Billie Big Show.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
This show originally aired on Monday, November twenty ninth, twenty
twenty one.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I hope you enjoy the show.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Good.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
I was in the world.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
I didn't have a barcophone, turned nofar, I started talet.
That's right, I'll get up. I ain't hurt.
Speaker 6 (00:35):
How's everybody else?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I didn't see anybody getting up.
Speaker 6 (00:40):
How does just let me later? Oh yeah, all right? Well,
if I have a good Thanksgiving, we.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Cat down to Christmas is born on the show, bring
us some of our favorite classic Christmas tunes as we
kick off the season.
Speaker 6 (01:01):
Will say that.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Today is Electronic Greetings Day. I don't like the Monday
after Black Friday was supposed to be like a shop
online day. Yeah, yeah, so it is Cyber Monday. It's
just correct that and made the.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
Taters.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
It's not like a national day.
Speaker 7 (01:19):
You know what it seems very weird is that it's
been Black Friday for almost two weeks leading up to.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
It because they're having to beg people to come to
the stores. Target wasn't even open on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 7 (01:32):
So cyber Monday is also because a lot of people
now do all their shopping online. So it's kind of
saying cyber Monday is, and what do.
Speaker 8 (01:38):
You think of yourself? I'll go cyber what.
Speaker 7 (01:41):
So there's more, there's more of a a shop independent
or shop small business days.
Speaker 8 (01:46):
More is becoming more popular.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Is like a certain that would yeah, all right, so
good get somebody then we get somebody in radio to
mention that small business shopping day.
Speaker 9 (01:59):
All right.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
So it is cyber Monday and a small business shopping day,
and it's Electronic Greetings day, all right, pick one, have
a good day, says for this, it reminds us of
how things have changed.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
We were just discussing that how things have changed.
Speaker 8 (02:18):
Take electronic greetings for example.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
Well, happy all them days we just talked about.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
All right, and we gonna get our first prize back
out and gets you ready for albers. Oh well, we
got a brand new John Boys Stuff Weekly giveaway up
on the website at the Big Show dot com. Check
out the Sambass collectible die cast race car two thousand
and three Christmas edition still in the package, or a
kid that love to have this and is stocking this Christmas.
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It's absolutely free for you because we love you and
we mean it. At the Big Show dot com Daily
Stuff where you gotta win a prize back today to
get qualified for this at the end of the show,
Hey cowold pocket utilla knife with knife blad.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
What Potato wrote down here? Nail should he on that
knife blade?
Speaker 10 (03:10):
Nail file, scissors and a buttane lighter, so she's scissors correctly, imputane.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
What's ranges?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
I'm taking this from him, that's what.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
By the way, but tante not included. And this knive
it does fit on the keychain as well. It's only
about like an inch and a half long.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Oh okay, really size may vary.
Speaker 8 (03:32):
And it's knife on a keychain.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
And we'll get the big old price back out get
you said. If Outburst and Menzi does wake up, Big
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Speaker 6 (03:44):
Good morning, Big.
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away at the end of the show.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
All right, Three.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Days in history where we'll get our categories. Nineteen forty two,
the US government ordered the rationing of coffee during World
War two.
Speaker 8 (04:58):
And that's when all Americas said, all right, that's it.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
Move up to nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
A fourteen olf spider monkey named Miss Baker died at
age twenty seven of kidney failure in Huntsville, Alabama.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
I had a little old monkey.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
He could have really used my utility knife if he
could hold stuff.
Speaker 11 (05:21):
I jud you never joined the monkey, all right?
Speaker 6 (05:25):
Monkeys for category two.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
And finally, on this day, nineteen eighty eight, US patent
number was issued to Lawrence Balsamo of Rosel, Illinois for
his greeting card confetti delivery system air suction process that
would shower confetti on a person opening a greedy car.
Speaker 8 (05:45):
And I'm guessing he was later murdered by a guy
with eighteen kids.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Not again, So eighty eight, it's break confetti on that
glitter stuff?
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Is that where that comes from?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
No, it's a different thing, but glitter on on greeting cards.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Please stop because that's where he handed all over? Right, Yeah,
the competti sounds like a good idea.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Well, one of the new things for greeting cards are
these little fluttering butterflies.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
They wind up with rubber bands.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
When they fly out at you and scare them. But
Jesus out everywhere.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Well, man that has the old guy he's had one
like to say, hey man, check out these rattlesnake eggs.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Oh, yes, that was the noise you would make.
Speaker 8 (06:26):
I'm from the can of peanut brittle era.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Wait, wait, there's the categories one eight hundred Big Shows.
You told free lines and come on we play out
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In our video today, Captain Underpants goes grocery shopping.
Speaker 8 (07:08):
I'm not sure this guy ever made Captain.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Do you think he knows?
Speaker 12 (07:13):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (07:13):
Yeah, I don't think he's very happy about it, if
you can tell.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I think they stopped him at the door and he
went back out to the car.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Then you got a painting on your head. Check it
out at the Big Show dot com. You make your
daily visit and right now get awaits word the w.
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Upburst.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 13 (07:38):
John Boys, Billy give the prizes from the big prize being.
Speaker 14 (07:44):
Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 13 (07:47):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Upburst. Have a hurry up and guest time you
love the best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Say hey Lee from Lee's Burn Georgia. Good morning Lee,
Good morning, John Boy, good morning.
Speaker 9 (08:17):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (08:17):
Not often we get to talk to guy that the
town was named after him where he's called him from
man Awsome.
Speaker 14 (08:24):
They apparently.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
They lets get through these categories. He listened to the
legs up, should be able to breathe. Here we go
in five seconds. Three places to get coffee ready at home?
Speaker 10 (08:38):
Go sorry, yeah, go home?
Speaker 14 (08:40):
Starbucks and Dunking don't all right?
Speaker 6 (08:42):
That boy get out of the way. And now we
need three monkeys ready.
Speaker 14 (08:48):
Go Curious George, don't come, Gray Babes.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
Wow, all right, Davy Mickey and Peter.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Yep, yep, he's old right, spider Monkey, Miss Baker send
her honor way to go?
Speaker 6 (09:04):
All right, Lee for the win. Three reasons or occasions
to send a greeting card.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Ready go perthey get well anniversary?
Speaker 6 (09:14):
Well, well you are ready go all right?
Speaker 8 (09:18):
You know they should make it get well anniversary card.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
As no matter what cards we're sending to pable billion
rights get well sooned on.
Speaker 15 (09:27):
It, right.
Speaker 8 (09:29):
Unless somebody sick and then I come up with it.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Yeah all right, Well, Lee, you've got the Hsterea Labs
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You can buy it for yourself. Making a gift for somebody.
You can get sixty.
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Five percent off using the code JBB A checkout whiles
applies last. But you got to come in your way, Leay,
and your name is in a hat for that pocket
utility knife and but tane lighter that we're giving away
from my daily stuff.
Speaker 14 (09:57):
All right, all right, well I appreciate that, John boy.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Could I give a shout out?
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Of course you can.
Speaker 8 (10:02):
I'm gonna give a shout out to my boys and
brown out.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
They're getting it done for me. I retired a couple
of years and they're taking baton and getting it.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Done all right.
Speaker 10 (10:10):
Late, We appreciate you, buddy, Glad you got two and
one you hang on for Jackie.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Good Monday Morning Big Shows on the Radio, kicking off
the Christmas season with the title track from John bone
Mille is Nerve Wrecking Christmas Part two. Christmas album might
be available somewhere checking out the Big Show store.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Donnie Preshley is sitting on a few copies there.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
You know, the whole world's gone digital now, John, I
don't even think most new cars even have a CD player.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
So yes, we can go to the big box that
you mentioned all the time here on the radio show.
Speaker 8 (11:02):
Ah, although not nearly enough for us.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
That's right, all right now I want to check it out. Well,
let's all enjoy right here, chawin.
Speaker 16 (11:26):
It's the most nerve racking time of the everyone act
so squirrely. Yes, Christmas is surely up. Paint and the ride.
It's the most nerve racking time of the It's the
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crap crap sees and novel when your wallet needs raping.
There's just no escaping a trip to them, moll. It's
the crab Graba seas and the ball where the parties
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are hosted by guys who are toasted and sometimes they
hit on your while with those Christmas light shining and
kids always whining about how you ruin their life.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
It's the dragon time Old.
Speaker 16 (12:31):
With such terrible music, like that one where grandma'sman down
by range In.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
It's the nerve ragonness time Old.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Holy crap, I never find out.
Speaker 11 (12:47):
Place to park a freaking car.
Speaker 8 (12:49):
Okay, what are we doing here?
Speaker 7 (12:51):
We're Christmas shopping. Oh and we're spending time as a family.
Speaker 8 (12:55):
Johnny, No, it's too expensive. You'll break that pizza crapping
five minutes.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
You a little moron.
Speaker 8 (13:02):
Don't call him a moron.
Speaker 14 (13:03):
Don't boss me. Shut up.
Speaker 16 (13:07):
All the money you're spending your bank account spending. You'll
be in hock till next July when most presents for
Lisa bring letters from Visa that safe up now, or
you'll die, Yes, you'll die. It's the most nerve ragon
time of the when you feel so boo. Who wish
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you wish you were Jewish?
Speaker 14 (13:34):
And you need of me?
Speaker 16 (13:37):
It's the nerve Ragennis time. Yes, the nerve Ragennis time.
Speaker 10 (13:45):
It's the nerve ragenness time of the.
Speaker 6 (14:15):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Make Shall's on the radio for you Monday.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Right here, let us stop challis mel Selver's here.
Speaker 11 (14:23):
Hello, friends and neighbors. It's me Bill Silvers and just
in time. I my dad, this show was taking taking.
I tell you don't love time enough with a hea
harsh stick. If you haven't got it right in forty years,
pull the plug.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
It's just a hint. Speaking of pull the plug, what
about our president?
Speaker 6 (14:40):
You too soon or not soon enough?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
You know you might.
Speaker 15 (14:44):
I'll be able to afford your turkey this holiday season.
But don't worry. You've got one in the White House.
He's the one wandering around wondering who Brandon is and
where they're going later.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
But like Elvis said, don't be cruel. Christmas is the.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Season to love our fellow man, even if he is
destroying the country. Was that out loud? But let's overlook
that horrifying fact for just a moment.
Speaker 15 (15:07):
Put on your thinking caps since he doesn't, and think
about what you'd give the president for Christmas. I mean
one that George Soros hasn't already given him. Too topical.
So here we go from the Home Office in Dumb Dumb, Delaware.
The top ten things to get Joe Biden for Christmas.
Number ten new from BS Industries, The all new, all
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improved Fancy Fanny filter. Tired of embarrassing yourself in front
of heads of state, pouting from putting in front of royalty,
The Fancy Fanny filter is guaranteed to muffle the sound
instead of Eddie rectal repercussions. It's the fanny filter from
BS now with moisture wicking. New number nine a paint
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by number set. It'll give him something to do with
his son. Remember ages three enough and like skitty cats,
number eight balls the ones he has now we're all
under the couch, so maybe get him some big ones.
Oh and PS.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
He doesn't like bells. Number seven a decent vice president.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
That would be nice.
Speaker 15 (16:16):
I can tell you where to put the bowl he
quipped with GPS and directions to the border. But she
does have a lovely laugh. Number six marbles. Since he's
clearly lost his we call these lego jokes. Folks just
keep stacking him trying to keep up. Number five new
from PS Industries. It's mister pudding. Just add the ingredients,
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set the timer for right before nappy time, and get
ready to enjoy comes complete with BIB. Number four a
new doctor. You know what we can trust is Kavorkian available?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Look it up.
Speaker 15 (16:50):
I don't have time to explain Number three. If all
else fails, how about a nice board game?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I suggest clue since he doesn't have one, and whatever
you do, don't get him risk.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
He keeps surrendering to France.
Speaker 15 (17:06):
Number two twenty twenty four is right around the corner.
Nothing says Merry Christmas to a Democrat like a big
fat bundle of provisional ballads, delivery accepted after four.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Am and the number one gift you.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
Should get Joe Biden for Christmas.
Speaker 15 (17:20):
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Speaker 6 (17:26):
On your list.
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Go from a mumbling incoherent boob.
Speaker 9 (17:29):
Like this.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
Bugs sends you and you have a big one.
Speaker 15 (17:37):
To a well spoken paragon of clear communication like this,
why aren't you laughing?
Speaker 6 (17:51):
Jackie?
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Results may vary. It's science diction only from BS Industries.
Thank you and good night. Try the waiter and tip
your veal. Good morning, Big shows on the radio for you.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
Monday, November to twenty ninth everywhere Old Boy Dodtor Almo
does he win for the longest running nerve wrackingest Christmas
tune of all time.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
I don't know about longest running, but certainly most nerve wracking.
Speaker 8 (18:44):
Don't forget some of ours had been around for a while.
Speaker 6 (18:46):
That's true, yes, right.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
We kicked off the season with the nerve wrackings time
of the year, intended to prove it.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
With Doctor Almo in the Big Show Studio.
Speaker 17 (19:03):
John Boy got run over by a reindeer walking home
from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no
such thing as Santa, but as for me and Bela, really,
he'd been drinking too much egg now and we begged
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him not to go, but he forgot his medication, and
he staggered out the door into the snow. When we
found him Christmas morning, had the scene of the attack.
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He had hoof prints on his forehead and incrimin eighties
and laws marks.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
On his foot.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
John Boy got run over by a ranger.
Speaker 17 (20:00):
Walking home from our house Christmasy.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
You can say there's no such thing as Santa.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
But as for me and Billy the lady.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Now, we're all so proud of Billy, and.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
He's been taking this so well.
Speaker 17 (20:22):
See him in there watching football, drinking beer and making
moves on cousin.
Speaker 16 (20:29):
Now it's not Christmas without John by.
Speaker 17 (20:36):
All the families dressed in Bladen, and we just can't help.
But wonder should we open up his gifts or send
them by?
Speaker 12 (20:46):
And John Boy got over by riding there walking home
from our house Christmas Eve.
Speaker 17 (20:57):
You can say that ho such thing as Santa uh,
but has for me and Belly we believe. Now the
goose is on the table, and the eggnog freely clothes,
and the blue and silver candles that would just have
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matched the hairs in John boys nose.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
I've owned all my friends and neighbors.
Speaker 8 (21:28):
Better watch out for yourselves.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
They should never give a license to a.
Speaker 17 (21:36):
Man who drives a sleigh in vondles Elves.
Speaker 12 (21:41):
John Boy got run over by rinder walking home from
our house Christmas Eve.
Speaker 17 (21:49):
You can say there's no such thing as Sanda, but
it has for me and Belly.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
We believe Grandma.
Speaker 12 (21:58):
John Boy got right all furfire right.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
There walking on from our house.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
You can say that's no such say.
Speaker 9 (22:11):
The us.
Speaker 10 (22:12):
For me, m LA believe.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
A Christmas good morning, Big shows on the radio coming up.
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Plus the audio book.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
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Speaker 6 (22:45):
Hang on, We'll play in minutes.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Burst On by Fame classic Christmas tunes kicking off the season,
Hit it.
Speaker 18 (22:55):
Yow, have ad Christmas?
Speaker 14 (23:02):
Can we over here without you?
Speaker 9 (23:06):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (23:07):
If you feel so happy, be here, be blue? It
is just thinking that be he up about you. It
lead decorates of real red.
Speaker 18 (23:22):
An agree exet Christmas tree.
Speaker 14 (23:29):
Here were we won't be it's the same being if
your nighty here with him and me.
Speaker 8 (23:37):
And well win those.
Speaker 19 (23:39):
It be a blue.
Speaker 18 (23:42):
It's it's no flames, it's it starts falling. It'll leave
that to wire.
Speaker 14 (23:48):
Here win those happy be here, but be a blue
y and memory it's just started. Call you be even
you do ride with your press myself in here, I'll
be a ride. But have u ever be blue? Ever
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to be a blue blue blue Christmas? I'll they never
be a baby out. I don't let me miss you.
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You'll be when all m here ride with your get
gress myf we in here were why.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
But I.
Speaker 14 (24:53):
Have up it being blue in blue ble blue Christmas.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Oh right, and that's when we went national, before we
were syndicated there. This is the stupidest things, hi, y'all. Well,
let's play John boyd Jeopardy. Let's jump right in here.
Despite their name, the actual number of human deaths attributed
to this animal in the wild is zero, but among
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those in captivity it's four.
Speaker 8 (25:25):
Is it the drummer on the Muppet Show? Because his
name's animal, he looks like he could kill a guy.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
He's got his own gutco commercial. Well what y'all got
one eight hundred big show you told free line across America.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
We played John Boyd Jeopardy in next.
Speaker 5 (26:01):
Good Monday Morning, November twenty nine, Big Shows on the radio.
In our video of the day, Captain Underpants goes grocery shopping.
Check this dude out at the Big Show dot com
a restner for John Boy's Weekly Stuff a Sam Bass
collectible die cast two thousand and three Christmas edition. Head
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right now, let's play Yes liveth America.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yes je Check Why now you're gonna stuck.
Speaker 20 (26:35):
A man who once wore a grocery bag on his
head at the underwear store.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
Peace, John Boyd.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Let's say hey to David out Ata, Wa, Tennessee. Good morning, David,
Good morning boy, good morning.
Speaker 6 (26:50):
Welcome in here. But book god. First of let's see
what you got.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
So despite their name, the actual number of human deaths
attributed to this animal in the wild is zero, but
among those in captivity four.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
Let you thank David. Gorilla You would guess a gorilla?
Speaker 10 (27:12):
Well, let's see, don't you think gorillas gotta kill somebody
in the wild?
Speaker 3 (27:19):
And I saw this really big one. He was king
something and he really.
Speaker 8 (27:23):
Yeah, well, I don't have most girlas don't get to
the city that offer me.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
Yeah, that was a decent guest, David. We appreciate you playing, Bunny.
Hope you have a great day.
Speaker 17 (27:35):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
All right, let's go to Tony down Flowwood, Mississippi.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
Good morning, Tony, Good morning all.
Speaker 16 (27:44):
The guys and guys over there.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
I got doing all right, Bunny. Well, so what do
you think we know?
Speaker 5 (27:52):
It's not a gorilla? What animal in the wild killed
zero in the wild? Foreign captivity?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Who could it be? What could it be?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Let's go with a killer whales?
Speaker 6 (28:03):
A killer whale, let's say, waiting.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
To run the name?
Speaker 7 (28:11):
Oh you go?
Speaker 8 (28:13):
One more killed than killer bees?
Speaker 10 (28:15):
Actually, wow, I wondered, like in captivity, like a sea
world or something like that.
Speaker 15 (28:23):
Follow the.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Sometimes they just go rogue, that's what's happening and swing
them through the air one as we all do it sometime.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Tony, try not get too wild down there and flow Wood.
You hang on, Jackie, hook you up with the prize
back and your name goes into the half of that
pocket utility knife.
Speaker 6 (28:43):
Some of my stuff were giving away today.
Speaker 15 (28:44):
All right, fine, thank you guys, and.
Speaker 10 (29:08):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 20 (29:24):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode The
Parrot Problem. As our story opens, an unhappy customer is
entering the pet depot at Brushywood Mall.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
A Merry Christmas? How you doing?
Speaker 21 (29:41):
I ain't doing worth a fart?
Speaker 15 (29:44):
I time.
Speaker 21 (29:45):
I'm here to return this parrot you sold me.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
WHOA got a problem with the bard?
Speaker 21 (29:49):
Yeah, you said he can tell.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Of course he could talk. He's a parrot. Ain't you
ever seen a pirate movie? Don't get Oh?
Speaker 21 (29:57):
Sorry, Well, Vision has been in home with me.
Speaker 19 (30:00):
It's almost twenty four s three hours and he ain't
said the first word yet.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Ye ah.
Speaker 21 (30:08):
Yeah, except for that word. Every once in a while
he'll say, by.
Speaker 6 (30:11):
You there you go, Billy.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
That's how he's gonna milk it out.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
I think that's something wrong with his timing chain. Stupid bird, Lenny.
Speaker 22 (30:21):
He may not look like it, but this is a sensitive,
intelligent animal, just not the guy playing him. A couple
of weeks ago, he's flying around the rainforest. Then a
guy dropped a sack on his head, stuffed him in
a box. Next thing, you know, some Mexican kids smuggling
across the border in his underwear. Yeah, it's been traumatic,
ain't that right?
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Polly? There you go. You gotta let him get used
to his new environment. Tell you what you need? A mirror?
Speaker 21 (30:48):
A mirror?
Speaker 22 (30:49):
Yeah, you hang it by the bar on the inside
of his cage. He looks in there, thinks he sees
another bird. Hey, another bird. Pretty soon he's all loosened up,
ready to carry on a conversation. This little beauty here
is our bestseller. Hearts Mountain number ten fifteen.
Speaker 21 (31:04):
How much do you won't for it?
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Normally fourteen ninety five for you twelve bucks twelve.
Speaker 21 (31:10):
Dollars for the low beauty mirror? How do you want it?
To see me your store for seventy nine cent?
Speaker 22 (31:19):
Hey, crackers, don't help, look lady. The ten fifteen here
is the Cadillac of bird mirrors, plastic security clips, anti
glare coating, and look at a genuine simulated wood frame.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Lordy, dull.
Speaker 22 (31:36):
The thing ought to be hanging in the museum someplace.
If you say it's a good one, trust me, it's
the best. Your bird love it.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Here you go, sweetheart, have a merry Christmas.
Speaker 8 (31:46):
The next day, our unhappy customer is back.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Merry Christmas, welcome to the Hey it's the bird girl.
Speaker 21 (31:55):
Yeah, you're right, and I'm here to get my money
back for this stupid bird.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Now, what's the problem, same problem is.
Speaker 19 (32:03):
Used to be talking, parrot, ain't talking. That mirror you
show me ain't made a looking difference. Now are you
gonna give me hurry fun or do I have.
Speaker 21 (32:12):
To tell them all manager? Ain't funny.
Speaker 22 (32:20):
It sounds like crackers his teeth off, Easy, lady, easy, easy, listen.
This bird's been through a lot of changes. Two weeks
ago he's flying around sun up, the sun down. Now
he's cooped up in a little bitty cage all day.
He needs exercise, and I got just the thing for him.
The bird ladder. The bird ladder, the bird ladder. Shall
(32:43):
you put this baby in a cage? Hops up and
down it all day long. Pretty soon he's got his
old strength back again. Next thing you know, he's talking
your ear off. How much nineteen ninety five?
Speaker 21 (32:52):
What what's more than a little mirror rock?
Speaker 22 (32:56):
Now you heard him, that's what he's talking about. This
is a beautiful piece of craftsmanship. You know, that's all
carved by hand. Trust me, lady, this is exactly.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
What you need.
Speaker 21 (33:06):
Oh okay, but this better work, trust me.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
There you go dolling Merry Christmas.
Speaker 8 (33:11):
The next day it's deja vu all over again.
Speaker 21 (33:17):
Kay, Why he.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
I've hit it?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Hey, ain't calmed down, lady.
Speaker 21 (33:22):
Don't tell me to calm down. I want my money back,
and I want it right now.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
I'm still having problems with your birden not anymore.
Speaker 21 (33:30):
He's dead dead, yeah, she for yourself.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Wow, you're right stiff as a board. When did this happen?
Speaker 21 (33:37):
First thing this morning?
Speaker 19 (33:39):
I got up to check on him and he was
sitting there on that ladder, kind of weaving back and forth.
Speaker 21 (33:44):
Next thing you know, it killed over right in front
of me.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Unbelievable. And he never talked to you the whole time
you had him.
Speaker 21 (33:53):
Actually, he didn't manage to get out a few words
right before he did.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Oh yeah, what do he say?
Speaker 21 (33:58):
He said? R lady, don't they shall know? Food at
that picture.
Speaker 8 (34:10):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
You come to the right place. How about a nice
parrot coffee?
Speaker 14 (34:16):
I am a seven.
Speaker 20 (34:18):
You and again next time when we hear the crusty
old Mexican parent smugglers say.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 6 (34:29):
Say I knew who's gonna die?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
So I was sounding weaker and weaker as my role
would owns.
Speaker 6 (34:38):
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 7 (34:40):
To say that you behave childishly is an insult to
children everywhere.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Good morning radio.
Speaker 8 (34:46):
Dumb right, no.
Speaker 5 (35:12):
Good Monday Morning, Big shows on the radio. And Haye
been wearing us out with a Christmas song we hadn't
heard before us. It's already a classic. Feels like it
has been listening to it for ten days, feels like
about ten years.
Speaker 7 (35:24):
Yeah, well you remember they bring all the classics, you.
Speaker 6 (35:28):
Know, we got a bunch of them.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
Hell light, Well that's coming up here to brand new
and hear in about twenty minutes. Well, our favorite one
hundred year old is stop by to pay us a visit.
Welcome back to the Big Show.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
Nervel tea Wheeler.
Speaker 10 (35:43):
What has you out about today? The padna Hey, John Boy,
truth be told. I come in for a cup of coffee,
Dad burned coffee machines on the blank.
Speaker 6 (35:54):
Well you couldn't just stop at the gas station.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
You know what them fellers want for a cup of coffee.
Speaker 10 (36:00):
Some places almost two dollars getting cough of here only
cost me some time and having to listen to you knuckleheads.
Crack wise, i'd to say, we're even all right. So
once you toting around there, Oh this a this here
is a Christmas present. Why I was a little early,
but things you.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Shouldn't have I didn't. It's not for you.
Speaker 10 (36:20):
My great granddaughter giving me this a couple of years ago.
It's a it's a foreign language course.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
I listened to it in the truck.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
That old trunk's got a CD player.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yeah, seeven got a stare it. Well, I was born
one hundred years ago.
Speaker 6 (36:33):
My truck was what language are you learning?
Speaker 14 (36:37):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (36:37):
I take it around with lots of different languages for
a while. I had a record some year ago and
you could play it while you was asleep and you'd
learn Spanish.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
During the night. The record skipped the next day, I
could stutter in Spanish.
Speaker 6 (36:51):
What other languages do you know?
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Well? I know a little Hebrew?
Speaker 6 (36:56):
Really, Yeah, he's my tax guy, A good one, noble.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Thanks. You use that one of your little skits there
right now, I'm dabbling the night in Mandarin.
Speaker 6 (37:07):
Well that's unusual.
Speaker 10 (37:09):
Yeah, Well, I think the lady at the place where
I get my egg rolls is making wise cracks about me.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
I want to find out.
Speaker 10 (37:17):
I think most folks would do well to learn a
new language, especially politicians.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Be nice. If I'd learned how to speak truth.
Speaker 6 (37:23):
Well, I don't think I could ever learn another language.
Speaker 10 (37:26):
Oh come on, now, come on, y'ahn boy, don't be
the heart on yourself. That's our job. If a parent
can do it, you sure can. Probably well I sense
a story. Yeah, well, here's a long time ago. My
mother was living alone after my daddy passed, and I
want to get something to keep her company. I went
(37:47):
to a pet shop over there in the city and
took a look around. The owner come up and see
what I was looking for, and I told him the situation.
He says, well, now I got just the thing that's here.
Parents speaks five different liveslanguages. She'll have a ball with it.
So I made the arrangements to have that parrot delivered
the mob. A few days later, I stopped by. I says, hey,
(38:08):
how'd you like that parrot? And she says, oh, it
was delicious. I said, mom, that parrot spoke five different languages.
She says, well, you should have said something. You have
the best stories and you have the best coffee, really none,
but the price is right. Listen, not I gotta get
(38:30):
to be getting It's okay if I get me a refilled,
of course it is.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Well you keep your gun all in your saddle, gras
and holler up and.
Speaker 14 (38:36):
You need me.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
Let me tell you how much I appreciate it. Then
this is certainly a milestone. It ranked right up there
with the fact that I got a phone call prior
to the first que Carolina game from up in Norfolk, Virginia,
and this guy called and he said what he he said,
Coach Rozelle wants you to be on the radio with
him the bar and I done.
Speaker 6 (38:57):
I said what.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
I said, left, He's got a radio show up here
and he wants you to be on. And so I
was the knife before Carolina played Duke for the first time.
So being with John Boy and Billy's program right up
there with being with coach Brazzelle. Hright, this is what
he Durham, I want to remind you that you're listening
to John Boy and Billy's big show.
Speaker 6 (39:53):
Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 5 (39:55):
Your dog's a bit gassy either, nermal cut one before
he got out of that was that was pearl.
Speaker 6 (40:02):
Yes, yes, you've been a little gassy Laila. Yeah, I know,
we all fading her.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
Tell what this smells like.
Speaker 6 (40:14):
That's some leftover sliders from old Pieple Premium.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Pub and.
Speaker 7 (40:19):
A nice cabernet would go with that.
Speaker 5 (40:23):
It probably not the best time to plug one of
our favorite restaurants, but that smells like chicken soup and
pine trees.
Speaker 15 (40:34):
Ah.
Speaker 6 (40:35):
Well, we're kicking on the Christmas season.
Speaker 5 (40:37):
Some of our favorite tunes, some would call them classics,
like this one from our Little Redneck Jones get I
Love Simon Claul.
Speaker 9 (41:02):
Song.
Speaker 23 (41:03):
He was standing there, I sweat and shape little to
me to be about seventy three three, so strong they
cannot black. Then he was moving out.
Speaker 24 (41:20):
And he was in the slag, yeah, slag. And then
he was moving out and he was in a slug.
Speaker 9 (41:27):
Yeah like same.
Speaker 15 (41:30):
So little.
Speaker 25 (41:34):
Sat as long a time, so Christmas and.
Speaker 9 (41:44):
It's time.
Speaker 24 (41:44):
He was grabbing all the reins and sled to dog.
You could see a street of flame. R This dog
sounds in sud Nazzy blew Away. You ever be sake?
Speaker 23 (42:04):
Yes, say Winnie blew Away? Herbie say yeah, said.
Speaker 24 (42:11):
Love Santa claus A.
Speaker 25 (42:13):
Little boats are proba said Santa Claus. It's gonna come
say your Christmas.
Speaker 9 (42:20):
Say mm hmmmmmmmmmm mmmmm.
Speaker 24 (42:42):
Nasty new away you ever his sake?
Speaker 23 (42:45):
Yeaes say witty blew away her say yeah, said say
love Santa Claus.
Speaker 8 (42:55):
A little boat man's all.
Speaker 24 (42:56):
Right, Yes, said I love sand Claust.
Speaker 25 (43:00):
He's gonna come send here christmasic sand Most a little bass.
Speaker 24 (43:07):
It love stand an.
Speaker 25 (43:10):
He's going from still your press stand most. A little
boy said, stand up.
Speaker 9 (43:19):
Move.
Speaker 24 (43:19):
He's gonna come.
Speaker 9 (43:20):
Say your present.
Speaker 25 (43:23):
Seven moves a little boy.
Speaker 24 (43:26):
Yes it seven close.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
He's gone from.
Speaker 25 (43:30):
Staying here Christmasten love Santa Claus. A little bout, yes
it stand close. He's gonna come, say you christ
Where they missed to get hide.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hi there, Big Show fans, Citizen Randy with you once
again to well put a date on this encore edition
of The John Boy and Billie Big Show.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
This show originally aired on Monday, November twenty ninth, twenty
twenty one.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I hope you enjoy the show.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Good.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
I was in the world.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
I didn't have a barcophone, turned nofar, I started talet.
That's right, I'll get up. I ain't hurt.
Speaker 6 (00:35):
How's everybody else?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I didn't see anybody getting up.
Speaker 6 (00:40):
How does just let me later? Oh yeah, all right? Well,
if I have a good Thanksgiving, we.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Cat down to Christmas is born on the show, bring
us some of our favorite classic Christmas tunes as we
kick off the season.
Speaker 6 (01:01):
Will say that.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Today is Electronic Greetings Day. I don't like the Monday
after Black Friday was supposed to be like a shop
online day. Yeah, yeah, so it is Cyber Monday. It's
just correct that and made the.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
Taters.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
It's not like a national day.
Speaker 7 (01:19):
You know what it seems very weird is that it's
been Black Friday for almost two weeks leading up to.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
It because they're having to beg people to come to
the stores. Target wasn't even open on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 7 (01:32):
So cyber Monday is also because a lot of people
now do all their shopping online. So it's kind of
saying cyber Monday is, and what do.
Speaker 8 (01:38):
You think of yourself? I'll go cyber what.
Speaker 7 (01:41):
So there's more, there's more of a a shop independent
or shop small business days.
Speaker 8 (01:46):
More is becoming more popular.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Is like a certain that would yeah, all right, so
good get somebody then we get somebody in radio to
mention that small business shopping day.
Speaker 9 (01:59):
All right.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
So it is cyber Monday and a small business shopping day,
and it's Electronic Greetings day, all right, pick one, have
a good day, says for this, it reminds us of
how things have changed.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
We were just discussing that how things have changed.
Speaker 8 (02:18):
Take electronic greetings for example.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
Well, happy all them days we just talked about.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
All right, and we gonna get our first prize back
out and gets you ready for albers. Oh well, we
got a brand new John Boys Stuff Weekly giveaway up
on the website at the Big Show dot com. Check
out the Sambass collectible die cast race car two thousand
and three Christmas edition still in the package, or a
kid that love to have this and is stocking this Christmas.
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It's absolutely free for you because we love you and
we mean it. At the Big Show dot com Daily
Stuff where you gotta win a prize back today to
get qualified for this at the end of the show,
Hey cowold pocket utilla knife with knife blad.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
What Potato wrote down here? Nail should he on that
knife blade?
Speaker 10 (03:10):
Nail file, scissors and a buttane lighter, so she's scissors correctly, imputane.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
What's ranges?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
I'm taking this from him, that's what.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
By the way, but tante not included. And this knive
it does fit on the keychain as well. It's only
about like an inch and a half long.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Oh okay, really size may vary.
Speaker 8 (03:32):
And it's knife on a keychain.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
And we'll get the big old price back out get
you said. If Outburst and Menzi does wake up, Big
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Speaker 6 (03:44):
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Speaker 6 (04:47):
All right, Three.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Days in history where we'll get our categories. Nineteen forty two,
the US government ordered the rationing of coffee during World
War two.
Speaker 8 (04:58):
And that's when all Americas said, all right, that's it.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
Move up to nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
A fourteen olf spider monkey named Miss Baker died at
age twenty seven of kidney failure in Huntsville, Alabama.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
I had a little old monkey.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
He could have really used my utility knife if he
could hold stuff.
Speaker 11 (05:21):
I jud you never joined the monkey, all right?
Speaker 6 (05:25):
Monkeys for category two.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
And finally, on this day, nineteen eighty eight, US patent
number was issued to Lawrence Balsamo of Rosel, Illinois for
his greeting card confetti delivery system air suction process that
would shower confetti on a person opening a greedy car.
Speaker 8 (05:45):
And I'm guessing he was later murdered by a guy
with eighteen kids.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Not again, So eighty eight, it's break confetti on that
glitter stuff?
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Is that where that comes from?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
No, it's a different thing, but glitter on on greeting cards.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Please stop because that's where he handed all over? Right, Yeah,
the competti sounds like a good idea.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Well, one of the new things for greeting cards are
these little fluttering butterflies.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
They wind up with rubber bands.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
When they fly out at you and scare them. But
Jesus out everywhere.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Well, man that has the old guy he's had one
like to say, hey man, check out these rattlesnake eggs.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Oh, yes, that was the noise you would make.
Speaker 8 (06:26):
I'm from the can of peanut brittle era.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Wait, wait, there's the categories one eight hundred Big Shows.
You told free lines and come on we play out
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In our video today, Captain Underpants goes grocery shopping.
Speaker 8 (07:08):
I'm not sure this guy ever made Captain.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Do you think he knows?
Speaker 12 (07:13):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (07:13):
Yeah, I don't think he's very happy about it, if
you can tell.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I think they stopped him at the door and he
went back out to the car.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Then you got a painting on your head. Check it
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Upburst.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
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John Boys, Billy give the prizes from the big prize being.
Speaker 14 (07:44):
Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 13 (07:47):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Upburst. Have a hurry up and guest time you
love the best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Say hey Lee from Lee's Burn Georgia. Good morning Lee,
Good morning, John Boy, good morning.
Speaker 9 (08:17):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (08:17):
Not often we get to talk to guy that the
town was named after him where he's called him from
man Awsome.
Speaker 14 (08:24):
They apparently.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
They lets get through these categories. He listened to the
legs up, should be able to breathe. Here we go
in five seconds. Three places to get coffee ready at home?
Speaker 10 (08:38):
Go sorry, yeah, go home?
Speaker 14 (08:40):
Starbucks and Dunking don't all right?
Speaker 6 (08:42):
That boy get out of the way. And now we
need three monkeys ready.
Speaker 14 (08:48):
Go Curious George, don't come, Gray Babes.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
Wow, all right, Davy Mickey and Peter.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Yep, yep, he's old right, spider Monkey, Miss Baker send
her honor way to go?
Speaker 6 (09:04):
All right, Lee for the win. Three reasons or occasions
to send a greeting card.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Ready go perthey get well anniversary?
Speaker 6 (09:14):
Well, well you are ready go all right?
Speaker 8 (09:18):
You know they should make it get well anniversary card.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
As no matter what cards we're sending to pable billion
rights get well sooned on.
Speaker 15 (09:27):
It, right.
Speaker 8 (09:29):
Unless somebody sick and then I come up with it.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
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applies last. But you got to come in your way, Leay,
and your name is in a hat for that pocket
utility knife and but tane lighter that we're giving away
from my daily stuff.
Speaker 14 (09:57):
All right, all right, well I appreciate that, John boy.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Could I give a shout out?
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Of course you can.
Speaker 8 (10:02):
I'm gonna give a shout out to my boys and
brown out.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
They're getting it done for me. I retired a couple
of years and they're taking baton and getting it.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Done all right.
Speaker 10 (10:10):
Late, We appreciate you, buddy, Glad you got two and
one you hang on for Jackie.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Good Monday Morning Big Shows on the Radio, kicking off
the Christmas season with the title track from John bone
Mille is Nerve Wrecking Christmas Part two. Christmas album might
be available somewhere checking out the Big Show store.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Donnie Preshley is sitting on a few copies there.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
You know, the whole world's gone digital now, John, I
don't even think most new cars even have a CD player.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
So yes, we can go to the big box that
you mentioned all the time here on the radio show.
Speaker 8 (11:02):
Ah, although not nearly enough for us.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
That's right, all right now I want to check it out. Well,
let's all enjoy right here, chawin.
Speaker 16 (11:26):
It's the most nerve racking time of the everyone act
so squirrely. Yes, Christmas is surely up. Paint and the ride.
It's the most nerve racking time of the It's the
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crap crap sees and novel when your wallet needs raping.
There's just no escaping a trip to them, moll. It's
the crab Graba seas and the ball where the parties
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are hosted by guys who are toasted and sometimes they
hit on your while with those Christmas light shining and
kids always whining about how you ruin their life.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
It's the dragon time Old.
Speaker 16 (12:31):
With such terrible music, like that one where grandma'sman down
by range In.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
It's the nerve ragonness time Old.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Holy crap, I never find out.
Speaker 11 (12:47):
Place to park a freaking car.
Speaker 8 (12:49):
Okay, what are we doing here?
Speaker 7 (12:51):
We're Christmas shopping. Oh and we're spending time as a family.
Speaker 8 (12:55):
Johnny, No, it's too expensive. You'll break that pizza crapping
five minutes.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
You a little moron.
Speaker 8 (13:02):
Don't call him a moron.
Speaker 14 (13:03):
Don't boss me. Shut up.
Speaker 16 (13:07):
All the money you're spending your bank account spending. You'll
be in hock till next July when most presents for
Lisa bring letters from Visa that safe up now, or
you'll die, Yes, you'll die. It's the most nerve ragon
time of the when you feel so boo. Who wish
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you wish you were Jewish?
Speaker 14 (13:34):
And you need of me?
Speaker 16 (13:37):
It's the nerve Ragennis time. Yes, the nerve Ragennis time.
Speaker 10 (13:45):
It's the nerve ragenness time of the.
Speaker 6 (14:15):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Make Shall's on the radio for you Monday.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Right here, let us stop challis mel Selver's here.
Speaker 11 (14:23):
Hello, friends and neighbors. It's me Bill Silvers and just
in time. I my dad, this show was taking taking.
I tell you don't love time enough with a hea
harsh stick. If you haven't got it right in forty years,
pull the plug.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
It's just a hint. Speaking of pull the plug, what
about our president?
Speaker 6 (14:40):
You too soon or not soon enough?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
You know you might.
Speaker 15 (14:44):
I'll be able to afford your turkey this holiday season.
But don't worry. You've got one in the White House.
He's the one wandering around wondering who Brandon is and
where they're going later.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
But like Elvis said, don't be cruel. Christmas is the.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Season to love our fellow man, even if he is
destroying the country. Was that out loud? But let's overlook
that horrifying fact for just a moment.
Speaker 15 (15:07):
Put on your thinking caps since he doesn't, and think
about what you'd give the president for Christmas. I mean
one that George Soros hasn't already given him. Too topical.
So here we go from the Home Office in Dumb Dumb, Delaware.
The top ten things to get Joe Biden for Christmas.
Number ten new from BS Industries, The all new, all
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improved Fancy Fanny filter. Tired of embarrassing yourself in front
of heads of state, pouting from putting in front of royalty,
The Fancy Fanny filter is guaranteed to muffle the sound
instead of Eddie rectal repercussions. It's the fanny filter from
BS now with moisture wicking. New number nine a paint
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by number set. It'll give him something to do with
his son. Remember ages three enough and like skitty cats,
number eight balls the ones he has now we're all
under the couch, so maybe get him some big ones.
Oh and PS.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
He doesn't like bells. Number seven a decent vice president.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
That would be nice.
Speaker 15 (16:16):
I can tell you where to put the bowl he
quipped with GPS and directions to the border. But she
does have a lovely laugh. Number six marbles. Since he's
clearly lost his we call these lego jokes. Folks just
keep stacking him trying to keep up. Number five new
from PS Industries. It's mister pudding. Just add the ingredients,
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set the timer for right before nappy time, and get
ready to enjoy comes complete with BIB. Number four a
new doctor. You know what we can trust is Kavorkian available?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Look it up.
Speaker 15 (16:50):
I don't have time to explain Number three. If all
else fails, how about a nice board game?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I suggest clue since he doesn't have one, and whatever
you do, don't get him risk.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
He keeps surrendering to France.
Speaker 15 (17:06):
Number two twenty twenty four is right around the corner.
Nothing says Merry Christmas to a Democrat like a big
fat bundle of provisional ballads, delivery accepted after four.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Am and the number one gift you.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
Should get Joe Biden for Christmas.
Speaker 15 (17:20):
BS Industries presents science diction and easy to follow diction
course for every mumbling simpleton.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
On your list.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Go from a mumbling incoherent boob.
Speaker 9 (17:29):
Like this.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
Bugs sends you and you have a big one.
Speaker 15 (17:37):
To a well spoken paragon of clear communication like this,
why aren't you laughing?
Speaker 6 (17:51):
Jackie?
Speaker 15 (17:53):
Results may vary. It's science diction only from BS Industries.
Thank you and good night. Try the waiter and tip
your veal. Good morning, Big shows on the radio for you.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
Monday, November to twenty ninth everywhere Old Boy Dodtor Almo
does he win for the longest running nerve wrackingest Christmas
tune of all time.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
I don't know about longest running, but certainly most nerve wracking.
Speaker 8 (18:44):
Don't forget some of ours had been around for a while.
Speaker 6 (18:46):
That's true, yes, right.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
We kicked off the season with the nerve wrackings time
of the year, intended to prove it.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
With Doctor Almo in the Big Show Studio.
Speaker 17 (19:03):
John Boy got run over by a reindeer walking home
from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no
such thing as Santa, but as for me and Bela, really,
he'd been drinking too much egg now and we begged
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him not to go, but he forgot his medication, and
he staggered out the door into the snow. When we
found him Christmas morning, had the scene of the attack.
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He had hoof prints on his forehead and incrimin eighties
and laws marks.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
On his foot.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
John Boy got run over by a ranger.
Speaker 17 (20:00):
Walking home from our house Christmasy.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
You can say there's no such thing as Santa.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
But as for me and Billy the lady.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Now, we're all so proud of Billy, and.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
He's been taking this so well.
Speaker 17 (20:22):
See him in there watching football, drinking beer and making
moves on cousin.
Speaker 16 (20:29):
Now it's not Christmas without John by.
Speaker 17 (20:36):
All the families dressed in Bladen, and we just can't help.
But wonder should we open up his gifts or send
them by?
Speaker 12 (20:46):
And John Boy got over by riding there walking home
from our house Christmas Eve.
Speaker 17 (20:57):
You can say that ho such thing as Santa uh,
but has for me and Belly we believe. Now the
goose is on the table, and the eggnog freely clothes,
and the blue and silver candles that would just have
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matched the hairs in John boys nose.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
I've owned all my friends and neighbors.
Speaker 8 (21:28):
Better watch out for yourselves.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
They should never give a license to a.
Speaker 17 (21:36):
Man who drives a sleigh in vondles Elves.
Speaker 12 (21:41):
John Boy got run over by rinder walking home from
our house Christmas Eve.
Speaker 17 (21:49):
You can say there's no such thing as Sanda, but
it has for me and Belly.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
We believe Grandma.
Speaker 12 (21:58):
John Boy got right all furfire right.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
There walking on from our house.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
You can say that's no such say.
Speaker 9 (22:11):
The us.
Speaker 10 (22:12):
For me, m LA believe.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
A Christmas good morning, Big shows on the radio coming up.
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Speaker 6 (22:36):
Plus the audio book.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
I Was a Teenage Malsoner, a collection of Christmas tales
by Jeff Pillars, available now at Jeff Pillars books dot com.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
Hang on, We'll play in minutes.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Burst On by Fame classic Christmas tunes kicking off the season,
Hit it.
Speaker 18 (22:55):
Yow, have ad Christmas?
Speaker 14 (23:02):
Can we over here without you?
Speaker 9 (23:06):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (23:07):
If you feel so happy, be here, be blue? It
is just thinking that be he up about you. It
lead decorates of real red.
Speaker 18 (23:22):
An agree exet Christmas tree.
Speaker 14 (23:29):
Here were we won't be it's the same being if
your nighty here with him and me.
Speaker 8 (23:37):
And well win those.
Speaker 19 (23:39):
It be a blue.
Speaker 18 (23:42):
It's it's no flames, it's it starts falling. It'll leave
that to wire.
Speaker 14 (23:48):
Here win those happy be here, but be a blue
y and memory it's just started. Call you be even
you do ride with your press myself in here, I'll
be a ride. But have u ever be blue? Ever
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to be a blue blue blue Christmas? I'll they never
be a baby out. I don't let me miss you.
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You'll be when all m here ride with your get
gress myf we in here were why.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
But I.
Speaker 14 (24:53):
Have up it being blue in blue ble blue Christmas.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Oh right, and that's when we went national, before we
were syndicated there. This is the stupidest things, hi, y'all. Well,
let's play John boyd Jeopardy. Let's jump right in here.
Despite their name, the actual number of human deaths attributed
to this animal in the wild is zero, but among
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those in captivity it's four.
Speaker 8 (25:25):
Is it the drummer on the Muppet Show? Because his
name's animal, he looks like he could kill a guy.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
He's got his own gutco commercial. Well what y'all got
one eight hundred big show you told free line across America.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
We played John Boyd Jeopardy in next.
Speaker 5 (26:01):
Good Monday Morning, November twenty nine, Big Shows on the radio.
In our video of the day, Captain Underpants goes grocery shopping.
Check this dude out at the Big Show dot com
a restner for John Boy's Weekly Stuff a Sam Bass
collectible die cast two thousand and three Christmas edition. Head
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right now, let's play Yes liveth America.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yes je Check Why now you're gonna stuck.
Speaker 20 (26:35):
A man who once wore a grocery bag on his
head at the underwear store.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
Peace, John Boyd.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Let's say hey to David out Ata, Wa, Tennessee. Good morning, David,
Good morning boy, good morning.
Speaker 6 (26:50):
Welcome in here. But book god. First of let's see
what you got.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
So despite their name, the actual number of human deaths
attributed to this animal in the wild is zero, but
among those in captivity four.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
Let you thank David. Gorilla You would guess a gorilla?
Speaker 10 (27:12):
Well, let's see, don't you think gorillas gotta kill somebody
in the wild?
Speaker 3 (27:19):
And I saw this really big one. He was king
something and he really.
Speaker 8 (27:23):
Yeah, well, I don't have most girlas don't get to
the city that offer me.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
Yeah, that was a decent guest, David. We appreciate you playing, Bunny.
Hope you have a great day.
Speaker 17 (27:35):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
All right, let's go to Tony down Flowwood, Mississippi.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
Good morning, Tony, Good morning all.
Speaker 16 (27:44):
The guys and guys over there.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
I got doing all right, Bunny. Well, so what do
you think we know?
Speaker 5 (27:52):
It's not a gorilla? What animal in the wild killed
zero in the wild? Foreign captivity?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Who could it be? What could it be?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Let's go with a killer whales?
Speaker 6 (28:03):
A killer whale, let's say, waiting.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
To run the name?
Speaker 7 (28:11):
Oh you go?
Speaker 8 (28:13):
One more killed than killer bees?
Speaker 10 (28:15):
Actually, wow, I wondered, like in captivity, like a sea
world or something like that.
Speaker 15 (28:23):
Follow the.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Sometimes they just go rogue, that's what's happening and swing
them through the air one as we all do it sometime.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Tony, try not get too wild down there and flow Wood.
You hang on, Jackie, hook you up with the prize
back and your name goes into the half of that
pocket utility knife.
Speaker 6 (28:43):
Some of my stuff were giving away today.
Speaker 15 (28:44):
All right, fine, thank you guys, and.
Speaker 10 (29:08):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 20 (29:24):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode The
Parrot Problem. As our story opens, an unhappy customer is
entering the pet depot at Brushywood Mall.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
A Merry Christmas? How you doing?
Speaker 21 (29:41):
I ain't doing worth a fart?
Speaker 15 (29:44):
I time.
Speaker 21 (29:45):
I'm here to return this parrot you sold me.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
WHOA got a problem with the bard?
Speaker 21 (29:49):
Yeah, you said he can tell.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Of course he could talk. He's a parrot. Ain't you
ever seen a pirate movie? Don't get Oh?
Speaker 21 (29:57):
Sorry, Well, Vision has been in home with me.
Speaker 19 (30:00):
It's almost twenty four s three hours and he ain't
said the first word yet.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Ye ah.
Speaker 21 (30:08):
Yeah, except for that word. Every once in a while
he'll say, by.
Speaker 6 (30:11):
You there you go, Billy.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
That's how he's gonna milk it out.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
I think that's something wrong with his timing chain. Stupid bird, Lenny.
Speaker 22 (30:21):
He may not look like it, but this is a sensitive,
intelligent animal, just not the guy playing him. A couple
of weeks ago, he's flying around the rainforest. Then a
guy dropped a sack on his head, stuffed him in
a box. Next thing, you know, some Mexican kids smuggling
across the border in his underwear. Yeah, it's been traumatic,
ain't that right?
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Polly? There you go. You gotta let him get used
to his new environment. Tell you what you need? A mirror?
Speaker 21 (30:48):
A mirror?
Speaker 22 (30:49):
Yeah, you hang it by the bar on the inside
of his cage. He looks in there, thinks he sees
another bird. Hey, another bird. Pretty soon he's all loosened up,
ready to carry on a conversation. This little beauty here
is our bestseller. Hearts Mountain number ten fifteen.
Speaker 21 (31:04):
How much do you won't for it?
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Normally fourteen ninety five for you twelve bucks twelve.
Speaker 21 (31:10):
Dollars for the low beauty mirror? How do you want it?
To see me your store for seventy nine cent?
Speaker 22 (31:19):
Hey, crackers, don't help, look lady. The ten fifteen here
is the Cadillac of bird mirrors, plastic security clips, anti
glare coating, and look at a genuine simulated wood frame.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Lordy, dull.
Speaker 22 (31:36):
The thing ought to be hanging in the museum someplace.
If you say it's a good one, trust me, it's
the best. Your bird love it.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Here you go, sweetheart, have a merry Christmas.
Speaker 8 (31:46):
The next day, our unhappy customer is back.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Merry Christmas, welcome to the Hey it's the bird girl.
Speaker 21 (31:55):
Yeah, you're right, and I'm here to get my money
back for this stupid bird.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Now, what's the problem, same problem is.
Speaker 19 (32:03):
Used to be talking, parrot, ain't talking. That mirror you
show me ain't made a looking difference. Now are you
gonna give me hurry fun or do I have.
Speaker 21 (32:12):
To tell them all manager? Ain't funny.
Speaker 22 (32:20):
It sounds like crackers his teeth off, Easy, lady, easy, easy, listen.
This bird's been through a lot of changes. Two weeks
ago he's flying around sun up, the sun down. Now
he's cooped up in a little bitty cage all day.
He needs exercise, and I got just the thing for him.
The bird ladder. The bird ladder, the bird ladder. Shall
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you put this baby in a cage? Hops up and
down it all day long. Pretty soon he's got his
old strength back again. Next thing you know, he's talking
your ear off. How much nineteen ninety five?
Speaker 21 (32:52):
What what's more than a little mirror rock?
Speaker 22 (32:56):
Now you heard him, that's what he's talking about. This
is a beautiful piece of craftsmanship. You know, that's all
carved by hand. Trust me, lady, this is exactly.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
What you need.
Speaker 21 (33:06):
Oh okay, but this better work, trust me.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
There you go dolling Merry Christmas.
Speaker 8 (33:11):
The next day it's deja vu all over again.
Speaker 21 (33:17):
Kay, Why he.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
I've hit it?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Hey, ain't calmed down, lady.
Speaker 21 (33:22):
Don't tell me to calm down. I want my money back,
and I want it right now.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
I'm still having problems with your birden not anymore.
Speaker 21 (33:30):
He's dead dead, yeah, she for yourself.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Wow, you're right stiff as a board. When did this happen?
Speaker 21 (33:37):
First thing this morning?
Speaker 19 (33:39):
I got up to check on him and he was
sitting there on that ladder, kind of weaving back and forth.
Speaker 21 (33:44):
Next thing you know, it killed over right in front
of me.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Unbelievable. And he never talked to you the whole time
you had him.
Speaker 21 (33:53):
Actually, he didn't manage to get out a few words
right before he did.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Oh yeah, what do he say?
Speaker 21 (33:58):
He said? R lady, don't they shall know? Food at
that picture.
Speaker 8 (34:10):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
You come to the right place. How about a nice
parrot coffee?
Speaker 14 (34:16):
I am a seven.
Speaker 20 (34:18):
You and again next time when we hear the crusty
old Mexican parent smugglers say.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 6 (34:29):
Say I knew who's gonna die?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
So I was sounding weaker and weaker as my role
would owns.
Speaker 6 (34:38):
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 7 (34:40):
To say that you behave childishly is an insult to
children everywhere.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Good morning radio.
Speaker 8 (34:46):
Dumb right, no.
Speaker 5 (35:12):
Good Monday Morning, Big shows on the radio. And Haye
been wearing us out with a Christmas song we hadn't
heard before us. It's already a classic. Feels like it
has been listening to it for ten days, feels like
about ten years.
Speaker 7 (35:24):
Yeah, well you remember they bring all the classics, you.
Speaker 6 (35:28):
Know, we got a bunch of them.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
Hell light, Well that's coming up here to brand new
and hear in about twenty minutes. Well, our favorite one
hundred year old is stop by to pay us a visit.
Welcome back to the Big Show.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
Nervel tea Wheeler.
Speaker 10 (35:43):
What has you out about today? The padna Hey, John Boy,
truth be told. I come in for a cup of coffee,
Dad burned coffee machines on the blank.
Speaker 6 (35:54):
Well you couldn't just stop at the gas station.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
You know what them fellers want for a cup of coffee.
Speaker 10 (36:00):
Some places almost two dollars getting cough of here only
cost me some time and having to listen to you knuckleheads.
Crack wise, i'd to say, we're even all right. So
once you toting around there, Oh this a this here
is a Christmas present. Why I was a little early,
but things you.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Shouldn't have I didn't. It's not for you.
Speaker 10 (36:20):
My great granddaughter giving me this a couple of years ago.
It's a it's a foreign language course.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
I listened to it in the truck.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
That old trunk's got a CD player.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yeah, seeven got a stare it. Well, I was born
one hundred years ago.
Speaker 6 (36:33):
My truck was what language are you learning?
Speaker 14 (36:37):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (36:37):
I take it around with lots of different languages for
a while. I had a record some year ago and
you could play it while you was asleep and you'd
learn Spanish.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
During the night. The record skipped the next day, I
could stutter in Spanish.
Speaker 6 (36:51):
What other languages do you know?
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Well? I know a little Hebrew?
Speaker 6 (36:56):
Really, Yeah, he's my tax guy, A good one, noble.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Thanks. You use that one of your little skits there
right now, I'm dabbling the night in Mandarin.
Speaker 6 (37:07):
Well that's unusual.
Speaker 10 (37:09):
Yeah, Well, I think the lady at the place where
I get my egg rolls is making wise cracks about me.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
I want to find out.
Speaker 10 (37:17):
I think most folks would do well to learn a
new language, especially politicians.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Be nice. If I'd learned how to speak truth.
Speaker 6 (37:23):
Well, I don't think I could ever learn another language.
Speaker 10 (37:26):
Oh come on, now, come on, y'ahn boy, don't be
the heart on yourself. That's our job. If a parent
can do it, you sure can. Probably well I sense
a story. Yeah, well, here's a long time ago. My
mother was living alone after my daddy passed, and I
want to get something to keep her company. I went
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to a pet shop over there in the city and
took a look around. The owner come up and see
what I was looking for, and I told him the situation.
He says, well, now I got just the thing that's here.
Parents speaks five different liveslanguages. She'll have a ball with it.
So I made the arrangements to have that parrot delivered
the mob. A few days later, I stopped by. I says, hey,
(38:08):
how'd you like that parrot? And she says, oh, it
was delicious. I said, mom, that parrot spoke five different languages.
She says, well, you should have said something. You have
the best stories and you have the best coffee, really none,
but the price is right. Listen, not I gotta get
(38:30):
to be getting It's okay if I get me a refilled,
of course it is.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Well you keep your gun all in your saddle, gras
and holler up and.
Speaker 14 (38:36):
You need me.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
Let me tell you how much I appreciate it. Then
this is certainly a milestone. It ranked right up there
with the fact that I got a phone call prior
to the first que Carolina game from up in Norfolk, Virginia,
and this guy called and he said what he he said,
Coach Rozelle wants you to be on the radio with
him the bar and I done.
Speaker 6 (38:57):
I said what.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
I said, left, He's got a radio show up here
and he wants you to be on. And so I
was the knife before Carolina played Duke for the first time.
So being with John Boy and Billy's program right up
there with being with coach Brazzelle. Hright, this is what
he Durham, I want to remind you that you're listening
to John Boy and Billy's big show.
Speaker 6 (39:53):
Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 5 (39:55):
Your dog's a bit gassy either, nermal cut one before
he got out of that was that was pearl.
Speaker 6 (40:02):
Yes, yes, you've been a little gassy Laila. Yeah, I know,
we all fading her.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
Tell what this smells like.
Speaker 6 (40:14):
That's some leftover sliders from old Pieple Premium.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Pub and.
Speaker 7 (40:19):
A nice cabernet would go with that.
Speaker 5 (40:23):
It probably not the best time to plug one of
our favorite restaurants, but that smells like chicken soup and
pine trees.
Speaker 15 (40:34):
Ah.
Speaker 6 (40:35):
Well, we're kicking on the Christmas season.
Speaker 5 (40:37):
Some of our favorite tunes, some would call them classics,
like this one from our Little Redneck Jones get I
Love Simon Claul.
Speaker 9 (41:02):
Song.
Speaker 23 (41:03):
He was standing there, I sweat and shape little to
me to be about seventy three three, so strong they
cannot black. Then he was moving out.
Speaker 24 (41:20):
And he was in the slag, yeah, slag. And then
he was moving out and he was in a slug.
Speaker 9 (41:27):
Yeah like same.
Speaker 15 (41:30):
So little.
Speaker 25 (41:34):
Sat as long a time, so Christmas and.
Speaker 9 (41:44):
It's time.
Speaker 24 (41:44):
He was grabbing all the reins and sled to dog.
You could see a street of flame. R This dog
sounds in sud Nazzy blew Away. You ever be sake?
Speaker 23 (42:04):
Yes, say Winnie blew Away? Herbie say yeah, said.
Speaker 24 (42:11):
Love Santa claus A.
Speaker 25 (42:13):
Little boats are proba said Santa Claus. It's gonna come
say your Christmas.
Speaker 9 (42:20):
Say mm hmmmmmmmmmm mmmmm.
Speaker 24 (42:42):
Nasty new away you ever his sake?
Speaker 23 (42:45):
Yeaes say witty blew away her say yeah, said say
love Santa Claus.
Speaker 8 (42:55):
A little boat man's all.
Speaker 24 (42:56):
Right, Yes, said I love sand Claust.
Speaker 25 (43:00):
He's gonna come send here christmasic sand Most a little bass.
Speaker 24 (43:07):
It love stand an.
Speaker 25 (43:10):
He's going from still your press stand most. A little
boy said, stand up.
Speaker 9 (43:19):
Move.
Speaker 24 (43:19):
He's gonna come.
Speaker 9 (43:20):
Say your present.
Speaker 25 (43:23):
Seven moves a little boy.
Speaker 24 (43:26):
Yes it seven close.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
He's gone from.
Speaker 25 (43:30):
Staying here Christmasten love Santa Claus. A little bout, yes
it stand close. He's gonna come, say you christ
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