November 25, 2024 • 45 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’re celebrating Thanksgiving week!.. - Lipless will kick things off for us with his Thanksgiving Day jokes.. - We’ll take another look at the trailer for a failed TV concept, with Clint Eastwood as Turkey Harry.. - Will dust off an old Playhouse, featuring Dub Starnes entitled “The First Thanksgiving”.. - Did Clyde the Camel come over with the pilgrims? - We’ll find out in today's episode of “Unknown History”.. - the Crocodile Stalker goes on a pre-Thanksgiving Day hunt - but winds up being the hunted.. - JD's 24 hour stores have details on their annual Thanksgiving Week Sale.. - and Ricky B. Sharpe will sing, “Bad Day For Thanksgiving”…
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's a big show on your radio.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Thanks for joining us this morning. Good day.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
You're old pal STEVI here, No, not the former idiot intern,
the Crocodile Stalker, and you're listening to my two favorite
Bonzer mates, John Boy and Billy on the big show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
and safe and sound in this knack of studio.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Hey, what's this wire for? Oh huh?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Loving that onto the dude? The rooster says, and all
that early morning stuff here because it is early morning and.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
The video's on the radio.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Everybody is, let's head to it.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Thanksgiving and the holiday deep prime in Turkey.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Doesn't sound you make you get that hot? Hold on,
you don't do that? Is that right?
Speaker 6 (01:30):
Back?
Speaker 7 (01:31):
It?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Okay, y'all in the holiday spry yet and you're trying
to catch up with it?
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Come.
Speaker 8 (01:40):
It's funny. I knew you weren't talking to me when
you said, is that right? Baby? I was just like,
he's talking. He's talking to music.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I can better predict what the females on my music
are gonna reply to.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I sense a story, I laughed.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Let's just look at up couple of national days we
got on This November, the twenty fifth is National.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Play Day with Dad.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
If we don't joke, well, too late, he's choking. Oh god, man,
you know it's older you get. The more drainage you.
Speaker 9 (02:19):
Have in the morning.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Be the case for you.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Okay, let me say were my play day with dad?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
You'll help me. Okay, let's play.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I'll just lay here with these legos.
Speaker 10 (02:37):
Both my brothers are great dads, and my younger brother.
Speaker 8 (02:40):
And his kids always have great play days. Yea, it
was awesome.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Good it's nag a little par fayat day. Oh guys,
was not in Fiat sports car bar. Okay, Oh y'all
find you some par flaying dad. I'm forgive me other
coach warm with coffee. Okay, down right, I can't man.
(03:06):
Thanksgiving This Thursday.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Big Joe's on the radio.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I'm fine.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I'm better now, by the way.
Speaker 8 (03:13):
Good nice tim.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah, the morning Big Show's on al radio.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
You can't hit me out there tighter while I'm continuing
not to choke.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
If you could turn this up here.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Goodness sake, what a day I'm having.
Speaker 8 (03:29):
Someone's having a Monday.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Okay, prize pack now I'm gonna send you have to win.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Right, here baby, go on.
Speaker 11 (03:37):
You want me to talk about that?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Oh boy, I can do that.
Speaker 10 (03:42):
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Speaker 2 (04:04):
All of fame, right, good.
Speaker 8 (04:05):
Word, I'm over here all by myself.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
All right, good job.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
All right, I got a little thing in my job.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Man, it could be worse.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
It could be popcorn, remember that time.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I wish it was. I'm kind of hungry.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
All right, no popcorn for breakfast? All right, Here we go,
Here we go. Three days in history. Gonna set you
up with the categories.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Oh outbursts, These for a lot of words.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Nineteen seventy Baylor Bears head coach Grant teeth Climax, a
fiery pregame to eat them up locker room speech by
eating a worm. Heyy, and better feed down the bottle
of tequila. Before that, it worked, though Baylor.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Beat Texas thirty eight fourteen.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Alright, ninety one stay in Texas, Texans dresses. Conquistadors rode
into Plymouth, Massachusetts.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
A whipping in a walting.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Logo.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Pilgrims over bragging rights to Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, because somebody wants to take credit for it.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I guess that's the way they do well.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Finally, no one.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
The wedding in Dune in England was a little different.
The bride wore black and arrived in a hearse Oh.
The wedding cake was shaved like a coffin. The bride
and undertaker in the groom. A former undertaker thought wedding
with a funeral theme was appropriate.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
These crazy kids.
Speaker 12 (05:43):
Couple weeks ago, on I don't know, one of the
entertainment shows, my wife mixed me true. There was a
couple that had a wedding and had you know, the
guests all rs vp'ed had the cater on.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Nobody showed up, not one single person.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
There might have been well likes in their community, you know,
they had all kinds of excuses, but uh uh, it
was just sad.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
That's crazy.
Speaker 13 (06:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
And on TV, Yeah, you know what's stder you sitting
there watching it?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I know I can't.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
That's all right, but there's our three categories.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Come on, let's play out burst one eight hundred Big
Show you told free line across America.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
What good next? Good morning?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
It's a big show on the radio r only to
your Monday, November the twenty fifth, Today is featured track
from The Big Show, Big Crocodile's Dogger the Redneck Hunt.
Such for keywords redneck hunt when they hit the big
box at the Big Show dot coming.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Right, Uppers, Let's play upburst.
Speaker 11 (07:16):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
John Boy Billy to give the prizes from the big
Prize being Let's go he contested number one.
Speaker 14 (07:28):
This should be a lot of fun when you're playing upburst.
Speaker 11 (07:34):
Have a hurry up and guess time you love the
best time?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
You love a big shots.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Let's say hey the Gary from Athens, can.
Speaker 15 (07:45):
Us say we have the shots? Yarry, good morning day.
There are here you lord body, welcome in here.
Speaker 9 (08:00):
Right hey, thank you sir buddy.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Know what the plan is, get you through these three
categories and get that long Tiger's prize back to you
over in Athens.
Speaker 9 (08:08):
You got ready, awesome, I'm ready.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
In five seconds three creatures that eat worms.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Ready go.
Speaker 9 (08:18):
Have the bird fish and crazy humans really hungry humans. Yeah, crazy, Well.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Gary, we need three foods that served the Thanksgiving Ready to.
Speaker 9 (08:34):
Go, turkey, gray sing and cranberry sauce.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Oh my, you like the one that's like in the
can and it comes out steel shaped like the can?
Speaker 9 (08:45):
Well?
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Yeah, of course, all right, Oh yeah, yeah, get it.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I'm with you, Okay. I just love pictureing that little
wiggley and then I'm gonna eat it.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
All right, there's a crazy wordy person.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Now for your win, give us three things you'd see
at a funeral or one of them worm eating weddings.
Speaker 9 (09:07):
Ready to go at a heart, a cemetery, in a casket.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Again, I sent something on the worm eating saying there,
but it works for you. All right, you got the
Lord Tiger's Prize packt gonna send you some cool swag.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Buddy Jack can hook you up.
Speaker 9 (09:26):
That's awesome. Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
You go ahead.
Speaker 9 (09:30):
I'd like to get a shout out to my wife,
Robin of forty three years, and to my two sons
and their wives, and to my two favorite people in
the world, my grandkids, Jackson and Maddie, well, all right.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Again, appreciate you and yours listening to the big show.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Look at Paul Paul wedding.
Speaker 16 (09:48):
All right, why does jump out cut you up on
your new.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Right On the other side, I had to wait to take.
Speaker 17 (10:02):
Off Thanksgiving week with lipless.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
It's a big show on the radio, taking off hopefully
shortened work week can get to celebrate Thanksgivings Thursday. We
always give the lipless the first shot at comedy on
our upcoming holidays. And let's go ahead and take care
of that first day this morning, bringing in a warrior, y'all.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
How where y'all doing war Hey?
Speaker 5 (11:04):
And I tell your havor you're always you gonna love
what you wore.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Here's winning.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Hanks giving times almost here, So today I don't bring
out some all time hanksgiving Joe. All right, it ain't
gonna times hate. It ain't don't go out clear. You
don't know why I lift, don't talk.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah, if it doesn't come clear, all health tricks? All right?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Sure, Let the Haines Wigan.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Speaker 11 (11:35):
Why did the turkey cross the gross road? He wanted
people to think he was a chicken. I had he
was running from the water, All guys running from.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
All right, nerve, all right? What true Halloween?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Hanksgiving? Hang in Colin?
Speaker 11 (11:56):
What Halloween and Thanksgiving? They both have a lot of goblins?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
What I had won't hold god a Charlie Brown special?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Actually war there's a joke.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
What kind of music the hell Groms listen?
Speaker 11 (12:18):
What kind of music is the pilgrims listen to Plymouth rock.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Like you had?
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Probably church church music hills because they don't like Shrekler
He's just church hymns.
Speaker 9 (12:33):
They don't.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
He actually turkeys? What did a turkey say to the
turkey hunter? Thought I wore Thanksgiving?
Speaker 11 (12:44):
Turkey say to the turkey hunter? Quack quack?
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Right now?
Speaker 5 (12:55):
I had, Look, there's a hurcy behind you. And he
ran off and hid in the wishes while out. Why
did a turkey join a rock wam?
Speaker 11 (13:09):
Why did the turkey join the rock band? He already
had his own drumsticks.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
I had.
Speaker 11 (13:18):
He heard it was a great way to eat chicks,
great way to meet chicks.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
That's actually not bad.
Speaker 13 (13:23):
You were on gaining overall.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
What side dish do you ring for Hanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Do you accidentally shut on?
Speaker 11 (13:34):
What side dish do you bring if you accidentally sit
on the sleek squash casserole.
Speaker 18 (13:43):
What I got was.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Ash hiragus.
Speaker 11 (13:47):
You had gass sparagus?
Speaker 13 (13:53):
Figure out there?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Why do a hill Grom's pants always fall down?
Speaker 11 (13:59):
A pilgrims pants always fall in? He wears his belt
buckle on his hat.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Really quiet, figuring that one out? Well, I had cause
he on what raches after he eats?
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
What was a Thanksgiving suit so expensive?
Speaker 11 (14:23):
Why was the Thanksgiving suit sue so expensive? It had
twenty four carrots?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I had so Why shan't crow.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
Very topical?
Speaker 7 (14:40):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Hey, y'all?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
He worried about COVID.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
What's the safest? Says al?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Or Thanksgiving dinner?
Speaker 11 (14:48):
Worried about covid? What's the safest? Sunday happened?
Speaker 13 (14:51):
Thanks safest?
Speaker 11 (14:52):
Mask potatoes?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
I had oover eats because he to your house and
you don't have to wait around.
Speaker 13 (15:03):
Umer uber et uber Oh yeah.
Speaker 19 (15:07):
Are we?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Why isn't a bad idea?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Don't take a hurky touch?
Speaker 11 (15:15):
Hurt bad idea to take a turkey?
Speaker 19 (15:18):
Sure?
Speaker 11 (15:18):
Well, they use a lot of foul language.
Speaker 17 (15:25):
Low air.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
You all know what you have?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
W show ain't house broken? So who all over?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Thanks you?
Speaker 20 (15:34):
Sorry?
Speaker 11 (15:35):
No housebroken, so they poop all over Sectuary.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
War, I've got your what swells of ask? Oh Thanksgiving?
Speaker 11 (15:47):
What smells the best on Thanksgiving? Your nose.
Speaker 13 (15:54):
I had?
Speaker 5 (15:55):
Usually the hood, usually the food. I'm wrong with we today,
y'all have a good Thanksgiving. I'll try to get out
here again sometimes going now.
Speaker 13 (16:05):
And Christmas?
Speaker 11 (16:05):
All right, Ristmas yokes, Christmas jokes.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Okay, let's just let.
Speaker 13 (16:12):
Let's say this is lately, Jackie, take.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Good Monday morning. It's amazing on the radio in the playhouse.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Let's i.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Hello friends, you're old pal birt Burn here with another
pooper post, citing edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse
today's episode Dressed to confess. As our story opens, four
time loser Fester McGill is in front of Judge Judy
Moran again.
Speaker 8 (17:07):
Okay, bailiff, who's next, Oh.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Fester McGill, your honor?
Speaker 8 (17:11):
Well, well look who's back. Please step forward, mister McGill.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Hello, your honor. You look lovely today, can the.
Speaker 8 (17:19):
Eddie Haskell patter? All right, let's see what you're here
for today. So it says here you've broken into a
dress shop.
Speaker 19 (17:26):
Is that true?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yes, your honor. They have a lovely selection.
Speaker 8 (17:29):
Tell it to yelp Okay. It also says that you've
admitted as much.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Yeah, it was total voluntarily, I mean, Your honor. No
one roughed me up at all. In fact, do you
know Officer Muldoon bought me a zag nut? Do you
know they don't even sell those around here? Wasn't that
kind of it?
Speaker 8 (17:44):
Heartwarming?
Speaker 10 (17:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (17:45):
So tell me, mister McGill, what did you steal?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
It was a dress, your honor, a swell, pale pink
number with a floral design around the bosom.
Speaker 8 (17:53):
Wait, wait a second, you're telling me you stole a
single dress.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
That's correct. I'm a thief, I'm not greedy.
Speaker 10 (17:59):
But mister McGill, you admitted to Officer Muldoon that you
broke into the dress shop four times.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
That's correct.
Speaker 8 (18:04):
Yes, you broke in four times, and you only took
one dress.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
That's correct, Your honor.
Speaker 8 (18:08):
I'm afraid I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Well, you see the first three times, my wife didn't
like the color of us. And how we hope you've
enjoyed John Boy and Belly playhouse women?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Am I right? This guy knows what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Done in next time, when we'll hear officer muldoon Zagnut
dealer say.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning,
A big shows on a radio.
Speaker 21 (18:39):
Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Huh they won. Good morning. It's a big Shaw on
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the radio. Headed toward Thanksgiving this Thursday.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Let's see what holiday movie you might want to see
and some you might not.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Coming this Thanksgiving.
Speaker 7 (19:43):
Clamp Eastwood is back as Harry Callahan, but this time
he's making butterballs.
Speaker 20 (19:51):
This ax is made out of case hardens steel. One
swing and it'll take your head clean off. Turkey, Harry,
ask yourself one question, do you want stuff in?
Speaker 7 (20:03):
Clint Eastwood is Turkey Harry rated g fork, gobble.
Speaker 20 (20:08):
Go ahead, Punk, make my Thanksgiving day?
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio coming up?
We played John boyd Jebyday Winter gets one hundred and
twenty dollars worth of bulls Not cleaning products made in
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(20:34):
Learn all about them, hang on and win you some
in minutes. First, all right, go back for this playhouse
that we barely made it through.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
But it's about Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
It's for the kids. Action.
Speaker 14 (20:50):
Welcome to John Boy and bella playhouse. Today's episode the
first Thanksgiving. Our story opens in November of sixteen twenty.
After a grueling two month journey through treacherous seas, the
Mayflower is approaching the shores of the New World.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
Oh, by the way, I'm playing dum get on with it,
flat flat, don't laugh on my life, flat ho at
last day refugee where we can practice our religion with
our fear of prosecution.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Let's door shore and get the lay of the land.
Speaker 19 (21:23):
Cabin boy, wish you please hand me my big black
hat and the shiny buckle on it.
Speaker 14 (21:30):
You know I've been thinking, art thou shore. It was
our religious beliefs we were being persecuted for. Of course,
why I was thinking it might be something else, like
what like the fact that we wear big black hats
with shiny buckles on them.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Don't be ridiculous.
Speaker 19 (21:48):
How are there, Captain dab Yo hell over next to
that big rock that looks like a plymouth?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Ay ay, sir.
Speaker 14 (22:00):
The colonists go ashore and survey the terrain.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
What thankst thou, mister Standish. Well, it's a.
Speaker 14 (22:08):
Rather barren landscape with poor soil and harsh winters, and
it would appear to offer very little chance of survival.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Yes, it's perfect, isn't it?
Speaker 13 (22:18):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
The leader of the native people have come to speak
with thee.
Speaker 19 (22:25):
My god, my good man.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
What is thou name?
Speaker 18 (22:30):
Squanto?
Speaker 19 (22:31):
Oh yeah, well same to you, buddy.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Take a chill pill chief.
Speaker 18 (22:37):
That's my name, Squanto, hound news it.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
What does it mean?
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Well, you see, man, people have a tradition when a
child is born, the father walks out of his tent
and names the child after the first thing he sees.
If he sees a rushing river, he names the kid
rushing river. If he sees a deer running, he names
the child running deer.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
So what is Squanto?
Speaker 18 (22:57):
Well that is what my father stepped in when he
walked out of the unfortunate but true. I have brought
my son with me.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
He's gonna help you set up a camp two dogs humping.
Speaker 18 (23:10):
Come over here here, help our no friends with our belongings.
Speaker 19 (23:16):
Our hospitality overwhelms may swan toap.
Speaker 18 (23:22):
I know, it just rolls off the thun doesn't. At
least that's what my dad said.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Listen, you will need food and if you are surviving
this land, come on, we're gonna prepare a meal of
corn and beans, that's what that smell is. Then we
will help you build a shelter against the coming winter.
Speaker 14 (23:41):
The colonist endure a harsh and punishing winter in the
New World.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Man, what a harsh and punishing winter, you know who?
Speaker 19 (23:52):
It was even worse than the weather, being cooped up
in a small space with a bunch of people that
eat a lot of corn and beans. Friends, Hello again, squanto,
See how'd you hold up over the winter there? Well,
starving and disease have wiped out half of our people,
were thousands of miles from our homeland, and we still
have no clue house toosell survive in this hostile environment.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
This calls for a celebration.
Speaker 14 (24:21):
The colonists and their Native American neighbors prepare a huge banquet.
Speaker 18 (24:27):
Great thread, he captain dub.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Yeah, who's that little girl in the beat. That skirt
over there, that's daughter smailing faun.
Speaker 22 (24:36):
You know if I about ten years younger, I might
have to take us out after her.
Speaker 19 (24:43):
Well, gentlemen, you have endured a terrible ordeal at great costs,
but without the general rosity of Squanteau and his people,
he would.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Never have survived. What should have we do to repay
the debt we owe to them? Say?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Have you been drinking?
Speaker 11 (25:00):
Why don't we take that land away and wipe out
all traces of that culture?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Excellent idea.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Let's take your weekend off.
Speaker 19 (25:07):
I guess dat you do on that first thing Monday morning,
Captain du could I pass the stuffing?
Speaker 14 (25:18):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse much
better again next time when we'll hear Captain dubsay.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Squawk touse, squad, to squawk seat squad. Hey't two dogs humping?
Speaker 13 (25:34):
Go over there and get you daddy?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
All all right?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Lovely well the corn and beans.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
You gotta love that you make a lovely dog. Well,
that's played John boyde every day. Let's jump right in here.
When the Consumer Product Safety Commission launt their annual Think
Toy Safety campaign in nineteen seventy four. They promoted it
with p sas and offered free shirt buttons reading for
(26:05):
Kid's Sake, Think Toy Safety. Unfortunately, the campaign ended abruptly
after this happened.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
The kids ate the that's a problem about anything kids.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
It was a good guess, but no what y'all got
one eight hundred Big Show you told freeline across America.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
We go to we get the winner.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
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Shod boy, and the got a couple of scars And
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Hey, John Boy? How you doing this forrning.
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ended abruptly after this happened.
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Okay, the paint used on the buttons contained excessive amounts
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It wasn't eight hundred thousand buttons they had to recall
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I just graduated the high school that year.
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How many buttons did you have?
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a small village just outside Prague in nineteen sixty seven.
Her stunning beauty made her the toast of Czechoslovakia, so
much so left her native homeland in the early nineteen
eighties immigrated to America. Paulina soon became the toast of
the United States as well. Her face and figure were
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Any Model's Career cover of.
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The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue.
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At a party in nineteen eighty nine, Paulina met Rick o'cassick,
leader of the Boston based haircut.
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Rock band called The Cars.
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Eyewitnesses at the party say Paulina and o'cassock were inseparable
that night and from then on. Shortly thereafters split up
after a long dry spell on the music charts. Meanwhile,
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She has been virtually invisible since meeting ocassick at a
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Paulina Wallace Small Gold Band on the third finger of
her left hand. She was also carrying a small bundle,
which eyewitnesses say may have contained a small child. As
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incredible as it may see, authorities now theorized Paulina may
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sex with him. Paulina Portskova is twenty nine years old,
five feet ten inches tall, one hundred fifteen pounds, with
straight shoulder, linked brown hair, blue eyes, and she is
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Number before seen video footage of a UFO that appeared
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glowing object that has the shape and markings of a
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John Boyan Dilly Morning Radio, done right your morning.
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It's a big show on the radio and one of
them things you try to explain to your friends and
family and I just have no idea what the heck
you're talking about.
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That's right, what we love here on the big show.
So let's do it.
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We all know history, but there's so much more we
don't know. I'm Sir David Attenborough and this is unknown history.
The year is sixteen twenty. A group of one hundred
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weary passengers sailed from England to the New World aboard
the good ship Mayflower. They desperately wait for the new
That land is in sight.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
That's the sign you in the crow's nest? Do you
see land? Latin?
Speaker 3 (35:17):
His name was Clyde, a rather unusual stowaway, and that
he was a dromedary camel.
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He was hailed as a hero and quickly took.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
His place among his fellow pilgrims. But the early days
were not easy. Half the settlement was lost that first year,
and food was scarce. If we do not get our
crops to flourish, the entire colony will perish. Clyde, I
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fear the future appears bleak.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
No, what's that rare? Ask the natives. That's madness. They're savages. Yeah, Tonto,
you say, yeah, Squanto, I'm sorry. Could you do the introductions?
Speaker 4 (36:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Clyde brought Squanto before William Bradford. An agreement is profit,
and soon there was food a plenty, and the colony
slowly struggled back. In a profound gesture of gratitude, the
Pilgrims invited the Native Americans to a feast of thanks
and the tradition of Thanksgiving was born.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
We would not be here today if not for the
one known as Clyde.
Speaker 17 (36:38):
Here.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
That is the truth, is it not William Bradford. Squanto
speaks the truth, and it's only fitting that Clyde give
the prayer.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. But things would take a
dark turn.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
Clyde became romantically entangled with Bradford's second wife, Dorothy.
Speaker 6 (37:15):
Oh, Clyde, we cannot continue our illiscitrists. I fear my
husband was suspicious. Those hoof shaped bruises on my back
were hard to explain. Yeah, I told him I was
trampled by dear but alas he was unconvinced.
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Yeah, hearing here all right, one last time, and it
would be the last time Clyde Dorothy, my wife and
my best friend be gone and never return him.
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Or me.
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Him.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
Yeah, Clyde left in shame and never returned. No one
knew whatever became of him, but he did resurface years later.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
So I just tie this key to this kite, eh,
But what about this stormy until next time? This is
Sir David Attenborough reminding you that it's not the history.
That's no, it's the history.
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I know.
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It's a make show on the radio. I can't be
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Traveling around the world in search of exotic wildlife than
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Speaker 18 (41:10):
Today we're in the American southeast.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
It's a beautiful full day, the amazing autumn colors and
falling from the trees and left the gorgeous carpet of
leaves beneath our feet. Thanksgiving is just around the corner,
and that can only mean one thing. More ferocious than
the black bear, more savage than the badger.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
Yes, it's red neckt season.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
Today we're risking life and limb to seek out a
very special breed of the redneck species, not the typical
pot belly version. This brute is tall and rangy, with
a thick coat of coarse red hair. Some people consider
him a legend tall tales told by parents to frighten children,
but there's been too many sightings of this beast for
the stories not to be true.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Here he is. It's him, and from the.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Sound of that cry, it sounds like I'm not the
only one who got like it. We'll have to be careful.
The American red nick is very territorial and don't take
kindly to strange males, so to avoid confrontation, I've disguised
myself as the female of the species skankers trailer trashes.
I've donned a beehive wig, leopard prince spandexs knee pants,
a bowling shirt knotted in the ceremonial style just out
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of the breastbone, and combat boots. And I've doused myself
with a half gallon of Avon DuJour for good measure.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
I hope it works.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
Maybe it works too good. I've got a duct for cover.
These retnicks can be dangerous this time of year. They
spend countless days and nights watching hours of televised sports,
driving this testosterone level sky high, and then they start
doing wild things like jumping off roofs, challenging each other
the tree climbing contests, and before you know it, they've
become an absolute menace, especially when they're on This is
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a bad sign, but that's how mother nature works. The
consequences of their looney antics while they're in this liquor
induced trance helps keep the population in check. And another
one bites the dust. I only know if I don't
get caught in the crossfire. I guess I spoke too
soon when I'm in luck. It's only a flesh wound,
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and I don't spend that much time sitting down anyway,
bunch of bonsas what luck, He's accidentally been separated from
the hood.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
It's time to make our move.
Speaker 18 (43:25):
It's not easy to run in this outfit.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
I'll tell you this spandex makes me chase and a
hearty full of buckshot.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
And doesn't now bathe it Here he is what a specimen.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
And from the look of that wobbly gate, I think
he's already been into the mult beverage. I need to
get a closer look. But this monster is far too
dangerous to approach in the wild.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
But I've gone a plan. I've rot along a tasty
rack of rib smothered in a popular grilling songs. Here
he comes ribs about. Look at him go regular ravenous
whinnick of meeting frenzy.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
Those rib bones are flying through the air like shellcasing
from a machine gun.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
He went through those ribs and ricking time.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Now, if he stays true to form, it's time to
sleep off his beating bead. Now the trick is to
measure him and tag him.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
Before he wakes up. He's sleeping like a baby. What
a beauty.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
He looks to be in good health, even as his
winter coat. What a rare opportunity. Oh, he's waking up now.
All we need to do is tag him with his
transmitter and then clear out all attention to his eelo.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
Don't worry, he won't feel a faith No, what'd you
do that for? Stuvid? I wasn't fast enough. Better not
make any sudden movements. He looks mad. Hello, you punched
a hole in my ear. Dangs, gimpy, I'm mad.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
Let's just try to back away quickly and hope his
cries don't rill the rest of the hood. After all,
we're in a part of the country that considers deliverance
a love story.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Well, well what we got here?
Speaker 18 (44:58):
You are a purty little.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Right in a flesh wound. Listen, mate, this season what
it looks like? Come over here, give me a huh
for me down. You don't understand I'm a man, see
your perverb. I ain't safe to go in the woods anymore.
I'm going home.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
It was close.
Speaker 18 (45:17):
I could have been seriously injured. I promise you I
was lucky to escape with my life. Not so fast week. Thing,
didn't it? He's another thing.
Speaker 9 (45:26):
Tune in again next week for another episode of The
Crocodile Stalker.
Speaker 4 (45:38):
Aw Right Man gotta covered headed toward Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
I like you, well, let's play Beating the Blonde. Come on,
let's get a contestant. One.
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Ain't hundred big show you told Free Line across America.
We'll play next
It's a big show on your radio.
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Thanks for joining us this morning. Good day.
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You're old pal STEVI here, No, not the former idiot intern,
the Crocodile Stalker, and you're listening to my two favorite
Bonzer mates, John Boy and Billy on the big show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
and safe and sound in this knack of studio.
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Hey, what's this wire for? Oh huh?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Loving that onto the dude? The rooster says, and all
that early morning stuff here because it is early morning and.
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The video's on the radio.
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Everybody is, let's head to it.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Thanksgiving and the holiday deep prime in Turkey.
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Doesn't sound you make you get that hot? Hold on,
you don't do that? Is that right?
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Back?
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It?
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Okay, y'all in the holiday spry yet and you're trying
to catch up with it?
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Come.
Speaker 8 (01:40):
It's funny. I knew you weren't talking to me when
you said, is that right? Baby? I was just like,
he's talking. He's talking to music.
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I can better predict what the females on my music
are gonna reply to.
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I sense a story, I laughed.
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Let's just look at up couple of national days we
got on This November, the twenty fifth is National.
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Play Day with Dad.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
If we don't joke, well, too late, he's choking. Oh god, man,
you know it's older you get. The more drainage you.
Speaker 9 (02:19):
Have in the morning.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Be the case for you.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Okay, let me say were my play day with dad?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
You'll help me. Okay, let's play.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I'll just lay here with these legos.
Speaker 10 (02:37):
Both my brothers are great dads, and my younger brother.
Speaker 8 (02:40):
And his kids always have great play days. Yea, it
was awesome.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Good it's nag a little par fayat day. Oh guys,
was not in Fiat sports car bar. Okay, Oh y'all
find you some par flaying dad. I'm forgive me other
coach warm with coffee. Okay, down right, I can't man.
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Thanksgiving This Thursday.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Big Joe's on the radio.
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I'm fine.
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I'm better now, by the way.
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Good nice tim.
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Yeah, the morning Big Show's on al radio.
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You can't hit me out there tighter while I'm continuing
not to choke.
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If you could turn this up here.
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Goodness sake, what a day I'm having.
Speaker 8 (03:29):
Someone's having a Monday.
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Okay, prize pack now I'm gonna send you have to win.
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Right, here baby, go on.
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All of fame, right, good.
Speaker 8 (04:05):
Word, I'm over here all by myself.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
All right, good job.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
All right, I got a little thing in my job.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Man, it could be worse.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
It could be popcorn, remember that time.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I wish it was. I'm kind of hungry.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
All right, no popcorn for breakfast? All right, Here we go,
Here we go. Three days in history. Gonna set you
up with the categories.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Oh outbursts, These for a lot of words.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Nineteen seventy Baylor Bears head coach Grant teeth Climax, a
fiery pregame to eat them up locker room speech by
eating a worm. Heyy, and better feed down the bottle
of tequila. Before that, it worked, though Baylor.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Beat Texas thirty eight fourteen.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Alright, ninety one stay in Texas, Texans dresses. Conquistadors rode
into Plymouth, Massachusetts.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
A whipping in a walting.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Logo.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Pilgrims over bragging rights to Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, because somebody wants to take credit for it.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I guess that's the way they do well.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Finally, no one.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
The wedding in Dune in England was a little different.
The bride wore black and arrived in a hearse Oh.
The wedding cake was shaved like a coffin. The bride
and undertaker in the groom. A former undertaker thought wedding
with a funeral theme was appropriate.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
These crazy kids.
Speaker 12 (05:43):
Couple weeks ago, on I don't know, one of the
entertainment shows, my wife mixed me true. There was a
couple that had a wedding and had you know, the
guests all rs vp'ed had the cater on.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Nobody showed up, not one single person.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
There might have been well likes in their community, you know,
they had all kinds of excuses, but uh uh, it
was just sad.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
That's crazy.
Speaker 13 (06:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
And on TV, Yeah, you know what's stder you sitting
there watching it?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I know I can't.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
That's all right, but there's our three categories.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
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What good next? Good morning?
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It's a big show on the radio r only to
your Monday, November the twenty fifth, Today is featured track
from The Big Show, Big Crocodile's Dogger the Redneck Hunt.
Such for keywords redneck hunt when they hit the big
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Speaker 2 (07:10):
Right, Uppers, Let's play upburst.
Speaker 11 (07:16):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
John Boy Billy to give the prizes from the big
Prize being Let's go he contested number one.
Speaker 14 (07:28):
This should be a lot of fun when you're playing upburst.
Speaker 11 (07:34):
Have a hurry up and guess time you love the
best time?
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You love a big shots.
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Let's say hey the Gary from Athens, can.
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Us say we have the shots? Yarry, good morning day.
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Right hey, thank you sir buddy.
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You got ready, awesome, I'm ready.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
In five seconds three creatures that eat worms.
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Ready go.
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Have the bird fish and crazy humans really hungry humans. Yeah, crazy, Well.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Gary, we need three foods that served the Thanksgiving Ready to.
Speaker 9 (08:34):
Go, turkey, gray sing and cranberry sauce.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Oh my, you like the one that's like in the
can and it comes out steel shaped like the can?
Speaker 9 (08:45):
Well?
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Yeah, of course, all right, Oh yeah, yeah, get it.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I'm with you, Okay. I just love pictureing that little
wiggley and then I'm gonna eat it.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
All right, there's a crazy wordy person.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Now for your win, give us three things you'd see
at a funeral or one of them worm eating weddings.
Speaker 9 (09:07):
Ready to go at a heart, a cemetery, in a casket.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
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Speaker 9 (09:26):
That's awesome. Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
You go ahead.
Speaker 9 (09:30):
I'd like to get a shout out to my wife,
Robin of forty three years, and to my two sons
and their wives, and to my two favorite people in
the world, my grandkids, Jackson and Maddie, well, all right.
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Again, appreciate you and yours listening to the big show.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Look at Paul Paul wedding.
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Right On the other side, I had to wait to take.
Speaker 17 (10:02):
Off Thanksgiving week with lipless.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
It's a big show on the radio, taking off hopefully
shortened work week can get to celebrate Thanksgivings Thursday. We
always give the lipless the first shot at comedy on
our upcoming holidays. And let's go ahead and take care
of that first day this morning, bringing in a warrior, y'all.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
How where y'all doing war Hey?
Speaker 5 (11:04):
And I tell your havor you're always you gonna love
what you wore.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Here's winning.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Hanks giving times almost here, So today I don't bring
out some all time hanksgiving Joe. All right, it ain't
gonna times hate. It ain't don't go out clear. You
don't know why I lift, don't talk.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah, if it doesn't come clear, all health tricks? All right?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Sure, Let the Haines Wigan.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Speaker 11 (11:35):
Why did the turkey cross the gross road? He wanted
people to think he was a chicken. I had he
was running from the water, All guys running from.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
All right, nerve, all right? What true Halloween?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Hanksgiving? Hang in Colin?
Speaker 11 (11:56):
What Halloween and Thanksgiving? They both have a lot of goblins?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
What I had won't hold god a Charlie Brown special?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Actually war there's a joke.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
What kind of music the hell Groms listen?
Speaker 11 (12:18):
What kind of music is the pilgrims listen to Plymouth rock.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Like you had?
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Probably church church music hills because they don't like Shrekler
He's just church hymns.
Speaker 9 (12:33):
They don't.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
He actually turkeys? What did a turkey say to the
turkey hunter? Thought I wore Thanksgiving?
Speaker 11 (12:44):
Turkey say to the turkey hunter? Quack quack?
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Right now?
Speaker 5 (12:55):
I had, Look, there's a hurcy behind you. And he
ran off and hid in the wishes while out. Why
did a turkey join a rock wam?
Speaker 11 (13:09):
Why did the turkey join the rock band? He already
had his own drumsticks.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
I had.
Speaker 11 (13:18):
He heard it was a great way to eat chicks,
great way to meet chicks.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
That's actually not bad.
Speaker 13 (13:23):
You were on gaining overall.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
What side dish do you ring for Hanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Do you accidentally shut on?
Speaker 11 (13:34):
What side dish do you bring if you accidentally sit
on the sleek squash casserole.
Speaker 18 (13:43):
What I got was.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Ash hiragus.
Speaker 11 (13:47):
You had gass sparagus?
Speaker 13 (13:53):
Figure out there?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Why do a hill Grom's pants always fall down?
Speaker 11 (13:59):
A pilgrims pants always fall in? He wears his belt
buckle on his hat.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Really quiet, figuring that one out? Well, I had cause
he on what raches after he eats?
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
What was a Thanksgiving suit so expensive?
Speaker 11 (14:23):
Why was the Thanksgiving suit sue so expensive? It had
twenty four carrots?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I had so Why shan't crow.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
Very topical?
Speaker 7 (14:40):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Hey, y'all?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
He worried about COVID.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
What's the safest? Says al?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Or Thanksgiving dinner?
Speaker 11 (14:48):
Worried about covid? What's the safest? Sunday happened?
Speaker 13 (14:51):
Thanks safest?
Speaker 11 (14:52):
Mask potatoes?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
I had oover eats because he to your house and
you don't have to wait around.
Speaker 13 (15:03):
Umer uber et uber Oh yeah.
Speaker 19 (15:07):
Are we?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Why isn't a bad idea?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Don't take a hurky touch?
Speaker 11 (15:15):
Hurt bad idea to take a turkey?
Speaker 19 (15:18):
Sure?
Speaker 11 (15:18):
Well, they use a lot of foul language.
Speaker 17 (15:25):
Low air.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
You all know what you have?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
W show ain't house broken? So who all over?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Thanks you?
Speaker 20 (15:34):
Sorry?
Speaker 11 (15:35):
No housebroken, so they poop all over Sectuary.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
War, I've got your what swells of ask? Oh Thanksgiving?
Speaker 11 (15:47):
What smells the best on Thanksgiving? Your nose.
Speaker 13 (15:54):
I had?
Speaker 5 (15:55):
Usually the hood, usually the food. I'm wrong with we today,
y'all have a good Thanksgiving. I'll try to get out
here again sometimes going now.
Speaker 13 (16:05):
And Christmas?
Speaker 11 (16:05):
All right, Ristmas yokes, Christmas jokes.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Okay, let's just let.
Speaker 13 (16:12):
Let's say this is lately, Jackie, take.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Good Monday morning. It's amazing on the radio in the playhouse.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Let's i.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Hello friends, you're old pal birt Burn here with another
pooper post, citing edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse
today's episode Dressed to confess. As our story opens, four
time loser Fester McGill is in front of Judge Judy
Moran again.
Speaker 8 (17:07):
Okay, bailiff, who's next, Oh.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Fester McGill, your honor?
Speaker 8 (17:11):
Well, well look who's back. Please step forward, mister McGill.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Hello, your honor. You look lovely today, can the.
Speaker 8 (17:19):
Eddie Haskell patter? All right, let's see what you're here
for today. So it says here you've broken into a
dress shop.
Speaker 19 (17:26):
Is that true?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yes, your honor. They have a lovely selection.
Speaker 8 (17:29):
Tell it to yelp Okay. It also says that you've
admitted as much.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Yeah, it was total voluntarily, I mean, Your honor. No
one roughed me up at all. In fact, do you
know Officer Muldoon bought me a zag nut? Do you
know they don't even sell those around here? Wasn't that
kind of it?
Speaker 8 (17:44):
Heartwarming?
Speaker 10 (17:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (17:45):
So tell me, mister McGill, what did you steal?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
It was a dress, your honor, a swell, pale pink
number with a floral design around the bosom.
Speaker 8 (17:53):
Wait, wait a second, you're telling me you stole a
single dress.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
That's correct. I'm a thief, I'm not greedy.
Speaker 10 (17:59):
But mister McGill, you admitted to Officer Muldoon that you
broke into the dress shop four times.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
That's correct.
Speaker 8 (18:04):
Yes, you broke in four times, and you only took
one dress.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
That's correct, Your honor.
Speaker 8 (18:08):
I'm afraid I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Well, you see the first three times, my wife didn't
like the color of us. And how we hope you've
enjoyed John Boy and Belly playhouse women?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Am I right? This guy knows what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Done in next time, when we'll hear officer muldoon Zagnut
dealer say.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning,
A big shows on a radio.
Speaker 21 (18:39):
Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Huh they won. Good morning. It's a big Shaw on
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the radio. Headed toward Thanksgiving this Thursday.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Let's see what holiday movie you might want to see
and some you might not.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Coming this Thanksgiving.
Speaker 7 (19:43):
Clamp Eastwood is back as Harry Callahan, but this time
he's making butterballs.
Speaker 20 (19:51):
This ax is made out of case hardens steel. One
swing and it'll take your head clean off. Turkey, Harry,
ask yourself one question, do you want stuff in?
Speaker 7 (20:03):
Clint Eastwood is Turkey Harry rated g fork, gobble.
Speaker 20 (20:08):
Go ahead, Punk, make my Thanksgiving day?
Speaker 4 (20:13):
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Learn all about them, hang on and win you some
in minutes. First, all right, go back for this playhouse
that we barely made it through.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
But it's about Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
It's for the kids. Action.
Speaker 14 (20:50):
Welcome to John Boy and bella playhouse. Today's episode the
first Thanksgiving. Our story opens in November of sixteen twenty.
After a grueling two month journey through treacherous seas, the
Mayflower is approaching the shores of the New World.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
Oh, by the way, I'm playing dum get on with it,
flat flat, don't laugh on my life, flat ho at
last day refugee where we can practice our religion with
our fear of prosecution.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Let's door shore and get the lay of the land.
Speaker 19 (21:23):
Cabin boy, wish you please hand me my big black
hat and the shiny buckle on it.
Speaker 14 (21:30):
You know I've been thinking, art thou shore. It was
our religious beliefs we were being persecuted for. Of course,
why I was thinking it might be something else, like
what like the fact that we wear big black hats
with shiny buckles on them.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Don't be ridiculous.
Speaker 19 (21:48):
How are there, Captain dab Yo hell over next to
that big rock that looks like a plymouth?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Ay ay, sir.
Speaker 14 (22:00):
The colonists go ashore and survey the terrain.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
What thankst thou, mister Standish. Well, it's a.
Speaker 14 (22:08):
Rather barren landscape with poor soil and harsh winters, and
it would appear to offer very little chance of survival.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Yes, it's perfect, isn't it?
Speaker 13 (22:18):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
The leader of the native people have come to speak
with thee.
Speaker 19 (22:25):
My god, my good man.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
What is thou name?
Speaker 18 (22:30):
Squanto?
Speaker 19 (22:31):
Oh yeah, well same to you, buddy.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Take a chill pill chief.
Speaker 18 (22:37):
That's my name, Squanto, hound news it.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
What does it mean?
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Well, you see, man, people have a tradition when a
child is born, the father walks out of his tent
and names the child after the first thing he sees.
If he sees a rushing river, he names the kid
rushing river. If he sees a deer running, he names
the child running deer.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
So what is Squanto?
Speaker 18 (22:57):
Well that is what my father stepped in when he
walked out of the unfortunate but true. I have brought
my son with me.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
He's gonna help you set up a camp two dogs humping.
Speaker 18 (23:10):
Come over here here, help our no friends with our belongings.
Speaker 19 (23:16):
Our hospitality overwhelms may swan toap.
Speaker 18 (23:22):
I know, it just rolls off the thun doesn't. At
least that's what my dad said.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Listen, you will need food and if you are surviving
this land, come on, we're gonna prepare a meal of
corn and beans, that's what that smell is. Then we
will help you build a shelter against the coming winter.
Speaker 14 (23:41):
The colonist endure a harsh and punishing winter in the
New World.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Man, what a harsh and punishing winter, you know who?
Speaker 19 (23:52):
It was even worse than the weather, being cooped up
in a small space with a bunch of people that
eat a lot of corn and beans. Friends, Hello again, squanto,
See how'd you hold up over the winter there? Well,
starving and disease have wiped out half of our people,
were thousands of miles from our homeland, and we still
have no clue house toosell survive in this hostile environment.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
This calls for a celebration.
Speaker 14 (24:21):
The colonists and their Native American neighbors prepare a huge banquet.
Speaker 18 (24:27):
Great thread, he captain dub.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Yeah, who's that little girl in the beat. That skirt
over there, that's daughter smailing faun.
Speaker 22 (24:36):
You know if I about ten years younger, I might
have to take us out after her.
Speaker 19 (24:43):
Well, gentlemen, you have endured a terrible ordeal at great costs,
but without the general rosity of Squanteau and his people,
he would.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Never have survived. What should have we do to repay
the debt we owe to them? Say?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Have you been drinking?
Speaker 11 (25:00):
Why don't we take that land away and wipe out
all traces of that culture?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Excellent idea.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Let's take your weekend off.
Speaker 19 (25:07):
I guess dat you do on that first thing Monday morning,
Captain du could I pass the stuffing?
Speaker 14 (25:18):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse much
better again next time when we'll hear Captain dubsay.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Squawk touse, squad, to squawk seat squad. Hey't two dogs humping?
Speaker 13 (25:34):
Go over there and get you daddy?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
All all right?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Lovely well the corn and beans.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
You gotta love that you make a lovely dog. Well,
that's played John boyde every day. Let's jump right in here.
When the Consumer Product Safety Commission launt their annual Think
Toy Safety campaign in nineteen seventy four. They promoted it
with p sas and offered free shirt buttons reading for
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Kid's Sake, Think Toy Safety. Unfortunately, the campaign ended abruptly
after this happened.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
The kids ate the that's a problem about anything kids.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
It was a good guess, but no what y'all got
one eight hundred Big Show you told freeline across America.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
We go to we get the winner.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
We play John Boy, Jeopardy next Good Morning, and it's
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a big show on the radio. Run into your Monday
morning November. We gotta's your track from the Big Show,
Big Box, A crocodile'stagger, the Redneck Hunt. There's for keywords,
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Speaker 22 (27:09):
Big Show dot Com. They're right now. Let's play Yeah
Live across America. It's John Wickmedy's and now a man
who says some of his favorite toys were the ones
that were banned. Wawn darts, click clackers, beaty guns, wood burners,
moon shoes.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
He turned out, Okay, he's.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Shod boy, and the got a couple of scars And
as I hated Terry out of Pineville, North Carolina, what's
up Terry?
Speaker 23 (27:39):
Hey, John Boy? How you doing this forrning.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
They doing good man about that, cause it'd be my
neighbor here getting too on the show. Terrible first shot
at it, buddy, Consumer Product Safety Commission they lost their
aund he will think toy safety campaign. It was nineteen
seventy four public service announcement offered free shirt buttons reading
for kid's sake, think to safety. Well, unfortunately the campaign
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ended abruptly after this happened.
Speaker 23 (28:07):
I think some of the buttons had lay it in him,
John boy.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
The buttons had lead in them. Okay, let's see.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
I guess one of the reasons. But Tater was kind
of right too.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
The buttons had to be recalled. Underneath the question of
the reasons, let's see.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Okay, the paint used on the buttons contained excessive amounts
of lead. Yeah, had sharp edges, had small parts that
a child could easily swallow. They were forced to recall them,
and all eight hundred thousand of them were destroyed.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
So much for the toy safety.
Speaker 8 (28:49):
Well, toy safety, don't wear this button?
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Oh day worked all right for you, buddy.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
One hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls not cleaning
products had on the pine bell for you.
Speaker 23 (29:05):
Thank you, John Boy and all of you. Hey, can
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Give a shout out real quick to my wife's and
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We appreciate you. Thank you. When you was a buddy,
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Speaker 1 (29:28):
JA can hook you up.
Speaker 23 (29:29):
It's sorry.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
I thought it ready, correct me? Oh boy, not just
on the brid side.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
It wasn't eight hundred thousand buttons they had to recall
because of the lead paint and kids were eating them.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Yeah, it was just eighty thousand. Yeah, that popular.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
That year.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
All right.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
I just graduated the high school that year.
Speaker 8 (29:54):
How many buttons did you have?
Speaker 2 (29:56):
You taste it? Pretty?
Speaker 6 (29:58):
Ea?
Speaker 20 (30:07):
Whoa.
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Speaker 14 (30:50):
A beautiful supermodel, a bizarre rock musician, a mysterious disappearance.
What was the twisted secret they shared? And where are
they today? I'm Robert Stuck, Join me and maybe you
can help solve a mystery. Paulina Porizkova was born in
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a small village just outside Prague in nineteen sixty seven.
Her stunning beauty made her the toast of Czechoslovakia, so
much so left her native homeland in the early nineteen
eighties immigrated to America. Paulina soon became the toast of
the United States as well. Her face and figure were
featured in hundreds of magazines, including The Crowning Jewel and
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Any Model's Career cover of.
Speaker 11 (31:37):
The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue.
Speaker 14 (31:41):
At a party in nineteen eighty nine, Paulina met Rick o'cassick,
leader of the Boston based haircut.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Rock band called The Cars.
Speaker 14 (31:49):
Eyewitnesses at the party say Paulina and o'cassock were inseparable
that night and from then on. Shortly thereafters split up
after a long dry spell on the music charts. Meanwhile,
Paulina's modeling jobs became less and less frequent, with the
exception of a single high profile campaign for Este Lauder.
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She has been virtually invisible since meeting ocassick at a
party in nineteen ninety three. Paulina and ocassock serviced again
Paulina Wallace Small Gold Band on the third finger of
her left hand. She was also carrying a small bundle,
which eyewitnesses say may have contained a small child. As
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incredible as it may see, authorities now theorized Paulina may
not have only married o'casick, she may have actually had
sex with him. Paulina Portskova is twenty nine years old,
five feet ten inches tall, one hundred fifteen pounds, with
straight shoulder, linked brown hair, blue eyes, and she is
built like a brick house. Rick Golcassick is forty years old,
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Speaker 2 (33:17):
One eight hundred. What's that all about? Next week?
Speaker 14 (33:23):
Number before seen video footage of a UFO that appeared
over Tulsa, Oklahoma, in November of nineteen ninety four. A
glowing object that has the shape and markings of a
double wide mobile home. Could this be the Mothership come
to claim the rest of her lost squadrons? Find out
next week on another edition of unsolvable mystery.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
John Boyan Dilly Morning Radio, done right your morning.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
It's a big show on the radio and one of
them things you try to explain to your friends and
family and I just have no idea what the heck
you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
That's right, what we love here on the big show.
So let's do it.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
We all know history, but there's so much more we
don't know. I'm Sir David Attenborough and this is unknown history.
The year is sixteen twenty. A group of one hundred
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weary passengers sailed from England to the New World aboard
the good ship Mayflower. They desperately wait for the new
That land is in sight.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
That's the sign you in the crow's nest? Do you
see land? Latin?
Speaker 3 (35:17):
His name was Clyde, a rather unusual stowaway, and that
he was a dromedary camel.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
He was hailed as a hero and quickly took.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
His place among his fellow pilgrims. But the early days
were not easy. Half the settlement was lost that first year,
and food was scarce. If we do not get our
crops to flourish, the entire colony will perish. Clyde, I
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fear the future appears bleak.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
No, what's that rare? Ask the natives. That's madness. They're savages. Yeah, Tonto,
you say, yeah, Squanto, I'm sorry. Could you do the introductions?
Speaker 4 (36:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Clyde brought Squanto before William Bradford. An agreement is profit,
and soon there was food a plenty, and the colony
slowly struggled back. In a profound gesture of gratitude, the
Pilgrims invited the Native Americans to a feast of thanks
and the tradition of Thanksgiving was born.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
We would not be here today if not for the
one known as Clyde.
Speaker 17 (36:38):
Here.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
That is the truth, is it not William Bradford. Squanto
speaks the truth, and it's only fitting that Clyde give
the prayer.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. But things would take a
dark turn.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
Clyde became romantically entangled with Bradford's second wife, Dorothy.
Speaker 6 (37:15):
Oh, Clyde, we cannot continue our illiscitrists. I fear my
husband was suspicious. Those hoof shaped bruises on my back
were hard to explain. Yeah, I told him I was
trampled by dear but alas he was unconvinced.
Speaker 24 (37:31):
Yeah, hearing here all right, one last time, and it
would be the last time Clyde Dorothy, my wife and
my best friend be gone and never return him.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Or me.
Speaker 17 (37:51):
Him.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
Yeah, Clyde left in shame and never returned. No one
knew whatever became of him, but he did resurface years later.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
So I just tie this key to this kite, eh,
But what about this stormy until next time? This is
Sir David Attenborough reminding you that it's not the history.
That's no, it's the history.
Speaker 6 (38:22):
I know.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
It's a make show on the radio. I can't be
read this, all right, sir, I'll read it. Good morning.
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Speaker 2 (38:49):
So when he's laid it's my fault. Oh, sir, I
feel so human.
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Rolls on.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Yod morning, got the Big Show on the radio. Coming up.
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Speaker 2 (40:46):
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Speaker 4 (40:47):
You'll get tempersent off of check out. Hang on, you
win you something in minutes right now, Let's do it.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Animal Channel Presents that crocodile stalker.
Speaker 21 (41:01):
Traveling around the world in search of exotic wildlife than
annoying a crap out of them.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Now here, Steve, thank you, love, and good day everyone.
Speaker 18 (41:10):
Today we're in the American southeast.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
It's a beautiful full day, the amazing autumn colors and
falling from the trees and left the gorgeous carpet of
leaves beneath our feet. Thanksgiving is just around the corner,
and that can only mean one thing. More ferocious than
the black bear, more savage than the badger.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
Yes, it's red neckt season.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
Today we're risking life and limb to seek out a
very special breed of the redneck species, not the typical
pot belly version. This brute is tall and rangy, with
a thick coat of coarse red hair. Some people consider
him a legend tall tales told by parents to frighten children,
but there's been too many sightings of this beast for
the stories not to be true.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Here he is. It's him, and from the.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Sound of that cry, it sounds like I'm not the
only one who got like it. We'll have to be careful.
The American red nick is very territorial and don't take
kindly to strange males, so to avoid confrontation, I've disguised
myself as the female of the species skankers trailer trashes.
I've donned a beehive wig, leopard prince spandexs knee pants,
a bowling shirt knotted in the ceremonial style just out
(42:16):
of the breastbone, and combat boots. And I've doused myself
with a half gallon of Avon DuJour for good measure.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
I hope it works.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
Maybe it works too good. I've got a duct for cover.
These retnicks can be dangerous this time of year. They
spend countless days and nights watching hours of televised sports,
driving this testosterone level sky high, and then they start
doing wild things like jumping off roofs, challenging each other
the tree climbing contests, and before you know it, they've
become an absolute menace, especially when they're on This is
(42:49):
a bad sign, but that's how mother nature works. The
consequences of their looney antics while they're in this liquor
induced trance helps keep the population in check. And another
one bites the dust. I only know if I don't
get caught in the crossfire. I guess I spoke too
soon when I'm in luck. It's only a flesh wound,
(43:13):
and I don't spend that much time sitting down anyway,
bunch of bonsas what luck, He's accidentally been separated from
the hood.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
It's time to make our move.
Speaker 18 (43:25):
It's not easy to run in this outfit.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
I'll tell you this spandex makes me chase and a
hearty full of buckshot.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
And doesn't now bathe it Here he is what a specimen.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
And from the look of that wobbly gate, I think
he's already been into the mult beverage. I need to
get a closer look. But this monster is far too
dangerous to approach in the wild.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
But I've gone a plan. I've rot along a tasty
rack of rib smothered in a popular grilling songs. Here
he comes ribs about. Look at him go regular ravenous
whinnick of meeting frenzy.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
Those rib bones are flying through the air like shellcasing
from a machine gun.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
He went through those ribs and ricking time.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Now, if he stays true to form, it's time to
sleep off his beating bead. Now the trick is to
measure him and tag him.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
Before he wakes up. He's sleeping like a baby. What
a beauty.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
He looks to be in good health, even as his
winter coat. What a rare opportunity. Oh, he's waking up now.
All we need to do is tag him with his
transmitter and then clear out all attention to his eelo.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
Don't worry, he won't feel a faith No, what'd you
do that for? Stuvid? I wasn't fast enough. Better not
make any sudden movements. He looks mad. Hello, you punched
a hole in my ear. Dangs, gimpy, I'm mad.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
Let's just try to back away quickly and hope his
cries don't rill the rest of the hood. After all,
we're in a part of the country that considers deliverance
a love story.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Well, well what we got here?
Speaker 18 (44:58):
You are a purty little.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Right in a flesh wound. Listen, mate, this season what
it looks like? Come over here, give me a huh
for me down. You don't understand I'm a man, see
your perverb. I ain't safe to go in the woods anymore.
I'm going home.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
It was close.
Speaker 18 (45:17):
I could have been seriously injured. I promise you I
was lucky to escape with my life. Not so fast week. Thing,
didn't it? He's another thing.
Speaker 9 (45:26):
Tune in again next week for another episode of The
Crocodile Stalker.
Speaker 4 (45:38):
Aw Right Man gotta covered headed toward Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
I like you, well, let's play Beating the Blonde. Come on,
let's get a contestant. One.
Speaker 4 (45:46):
Ain't hundred big show you told Free Line across America.
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