November 10, 2025 • 56 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, the whole crew is on vacation this week - so we’ve got a treat for you! - This is an encore show from January 2005 featuring two of our Comedian buddies, Steve Mingolla and the late, great, James Gregory - Enjoy the show!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, Big Show fans, Citizen Raandi at yourge service.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Today's podcast is another vintage John Boy and Billy Show.
It originally aired on January twenty first of two thousand
and five. Our guests for the entire show, Steve Bengola
and James Gregory enjoyed Robert D.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Rayford kicking off the John Boy and Billy Show on
this school day, last day of the school week. Got
a lot of here from fellow named Larry coover COO
V E. R Up around the Statesville area. Said he
sent a copy of something to me that he had
published in the Statesville newspaper Record and Landmark is past Saturday.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Now.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I don't know whether he's a regular columnist or a
person who sent it in the form of a letter
to the editor of the paper. Anyway, we'll pass it
on and see what he thinks about the school situation. Says,
I've come to realize that almost everything I detest about
the school system has been brought about by discipline problems
involving a small percentage of students. East Ayrodale Middle School
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had ninety seven incidents of disrespect in one semester. This
is the tip of the iceberg. When you consider what
goes on under the radar of the school's staff, they
can't be expected to be everywhere, and it all influences
our children. I was somewhat relieved after I met with
one of the administration and was told that only five
percent of the student body was actually a chronic problem
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until I remembered that our high schools need a state
certified law enforcement officer to patrol the halls. That put
it back in perspective again. Our schools are perfect reflection
of society. Inside the walls of the schools. Several more
generations are being raised to accept limitations of their freedom
because of the actions of a few. This is because
some parents don't want to discipline their children. They want
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to be their friends. They don't want anyone else discipline
in them either. I think the reason some parents get
so personally offended when their child's behavior comes into question
is because the child is acting like them. School used
to be the place where the kids that didn't get
raised at home met teachers and principals who discipline and
looked after them, helping them to be someone in life.
(02:03):
Now those children aren't getting disciplined anywhere they want guidance.
They want to know their limits. They'll push until someone
stops them. If it's not the parents or the school,
the next authority is law enforcement. Kids are falling through
the cracks and ultimately it gets dumped on the police,
the sheriff's office, and the court system. One reason my
kids have excessive homework is because the classroom is full
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of disruptions. Two of the reasons my kids have to
wear uniforms because other parents let their kids wear whatever
they want to wear, and because other kids make fun
of children who can't afford the popular name brand clothes.
Our kids aren't perfect, but they're unlikely to do any
of these things because they are loved, guided and disciplined.
If we do our job as parents by sending respectful
kids to school to learn, then we shouldn't have to
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abide by a bunch of restrictions caused by the parents
who aren't doing their job. This from a parent, which
we pass on for what it's worth. On the John
Boy and Billy Show, Good Morning, the.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Big Shows on a radio. Guess the big Show's on
the radio. Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
Well, if you're having wiring problems in your house, it
may be the big show coming out of your toaster.
Sometimes people pick it up on their fillings too.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I couldn't say say, give me thumbs up for Vinnie's head.
I'm just begging none again with the.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Vinnie Jackie see Vinnie when he came ready building.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I think I mumbled it too.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
I wanted, but he either didn't catch it or he
was too polite to mention it.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
But I think I did. Been in the South twenty years.
People still look at me and go, damn Yankee. He
looks like stave Man Gold.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Youre good guy, man. Good to see you as always, buddy,
Thank you man. How's everything been going in your life?
You've been spending time in Texas?
Speaker 7 (03:47):
No, yeah, I went home for the holidays. I don't
live there anymore, just my family does.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Okay. It was strange, but I moved there from New York.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
I told you guys that, right right out of high
school in New York, moved to Texas.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Love it, job, opportunity. He's for the family, Yes, exactly.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
They were going for the world's biggest culture.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Exactly what it was probably witness protection program.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
You know how these people are a neighbor A family
of battalions show up in your neighborhood, Texas.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
So you've been in the ice cream business all your life.
Speaker 8 (04:19):
It's like it's it's like being invade a little Greek
being well.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
For the first six months I lived there, they thought
I was Mexican. Probably got a lot better.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Yeah, all this is true. I don't make any of
it up. I'm moving to you know, I'm in high
school in Texas, trying to blend. I'm dressed like Vinnie
Barberino and I'm surrounded by about six hundred future farmers
of America.
Speaker 8 (04:49):
Okay, you know, and.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
They're all looking at me, going make them say something.
Yeah you doing you know what you say? Yeah, I
had my my friends in New York were you know.
(05:14):
It was always the Frank Malachi, Joey Cha Cha, Tommy Tallerino.
Right now, I got friends named Junior, Bubba and Skeeter
because I moved to Texas.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
That's good for you, though, Yeah, that's all right, it's yours.
Speaker 7 (05:31):
Yes, yes, make me more open minded about the world,
you know, I love it. I tell you there it's
flat as a board out there, tis there's nothing there.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
It's on a clear day. You can see the back
of your own head. There's nothing out there.
Speaker 8 (05:46):
I did one thing. Those that's a great part of
our country. That's those are good people out there.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Well, were glad to be there.
Speaker 8 (05:52):
Big show.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Hey, and uh now you're rich. Brother in law Stevens
having a birthday tomorrow. Actually it's a Saturday, said tomorrow,
bless you. He's been on the road.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
They all blend.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
I don't know what day it is anymore.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
Part of high school.
Speaker 8 (06:10):
So the show last night in Carborough got him confused.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, they kept trying to get him to say something.
Speaker 9 (06:20):
That's up.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
So so now your sister married Joe, who's the old
tacoo tacoon.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yes, that's what I call him.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
He's not really a taccoon, but he's got more money
than I'll ever have.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
And you seem bitter about it. No, yeah you are. No,
I think that the whole therapy is in order here.
She's the one made something out of herself. Yeah, a
kept woman.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
Yeah, she has those augmentations improved every three years.
Speaker 8 (06:48):
And well you have to say, it's not what you
do in life, is who you do it weird.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Happy birthday, Joe Hill. Let's get into it.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
We go, We're gonna have a good show today, Reverse
Angle Outburst is gonna be played first.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Who's got playing with Jackie?
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Andy from Parkersburg, West Virginia Answer the phone. One of
the big shows on the radio with John Bovella, Jackie, Randy, Vinnie,
Steve mcgola, James Dregor before they be the road again,
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revers Angle Up.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
It's the any one can host meat game, John Boyd's
It's the any winking host game.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
You give the most game, I'll big.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Let's say, Hey, I want to play Andy out of Parkersburg,
West Virginia.
Speaker 10 (08:15):
Hello, Andy, how you doing today?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Good man? You all right?
Speaker 10 (08:20):
Oh, I'm just great, good good? Hey, I want to
thank you real quick. If I'm good, You're welcome.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Well, well, you might want to find out why.
Speaker 10 (08:31):
Hey, I found out about the death of my family
through you, really yes, and I want to thank you
for treating it so well.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (08:41):
RJ from the Atlanta Rhythm Section.
Speaker 9 (08:43):
Uh huh.
Speaker 10 (08:44):
It was a relative really yeah, And I found out
about it through you, and I just I think you
handled it so well and you did really good with it.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Oh man, thank you and appreciate that. See y'all stupid,
tell y'all doing somelf. I don't even know I'm doing
You know, I ain't doing nothing.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
Oh wait, wait, I'm not sure how to write that down.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Quo the week.
Speaker 8 (09:09):
I'm just assuming he's not a close roative.
Speaker 11 (09:13):
I think the gist of it is, I'm doing stuff
I don't even know I'm doing it.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
All right, Well, beg you, buddy.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Well we got James and Steven here, so you got
a room full going up against you and your categories
any particular the style of land or what you.
Speaker 10 (09:28):
I used to work, uh in corrections for I was
talking with.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
So we're going to use that to some corrections.
Speaker 8 (09:37):
Yes, department, state departments.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
We have to issue a lot of them, and so
does rayfers.
Speaker 8 (09:43):
But you know that's what I tell people about the
Gregory Family album. Just go to corrections website.
Speaker 9 (09:53):
I don't pure.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Alright, Andy, Well, let's jump in here and see how
we do. Buddy, all right, you're ready ready to go.
Speaker 10 (10:03):
Let me have three types of spray used by officers.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
You got the.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Pepper spray, mace mays salt spray, SA missed u s miss.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
I said, do you think you're thinking of cologne?
Speaker 10 (10:19):
You know what I'll take that. Just get you to
do the next one?
Speaker 9 (10:26):
All right?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
What are three?
Speaker 9 (10:28):
All right?
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Pepper spray, mace, gush, that's what I meant sea missed.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
That's actually I can't see miss.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
All right, what's go ahead?
Speaker 9 (10:43):
Then? All right?
Speaker 10 (10:43):
Three types of mechanical restraints.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
Cancuffs, shackles, straight jacket work, all right, all right, good work,
all right.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Randy, A surprise.
Speaker 11 (10:58):
I was just looking over my weekend list.
Speaker 8 (11:03):
I was getting all worked up.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Oh this is storytelling. I gotta show you.
Speaker 10 (11:11):
I don't think I want.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
No, you don't. Oh hiight Andy? What we got the
in final category?
Speaker 9 (11:21):
All right?
Speaker 10 (11:22):
Three types of non lethal ammunition shot out of a
thirty seven millimeter gun.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Lord a rubber bullet, seven millimeter rubber bullet, bean bags, wads,
rat shot.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Bean bags and rubber bullets have gotta be good.
Speaker 10 (11:46):
Yeah, Well they're basically rubber bullets.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Their racket ball racket balls.
Speaker 10 (11:54):
Yeah wow, thirty seven milimeter.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Thirty seven minutes. Well that's a small whether.
Speaker 8 (12:00):
I just good old fashioned ammo.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
A racket one won't kill you, but you wish it did.
Speaker 8 (12:07):
That, suckers, run kill it after that.
Speaker 11 (12:13):
Now there's your other restraint right there that does cut
down on the running.
Speaker 10 (12:17):
Yeah, thanks, running a good thing. You want to show
up with the other ones. They shoot blocks of wood.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Oh blocks would man?
Speaker 10 (12:28):
They hurt?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah, you just throw him hurt.
Speaker 9 (12:35):
Pretty much.
Speaker 10 (12:35):
They'll take the fight out of you.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Right well, Andy, look at you man, you win.
Speaker 8 (12:41):
We're giving you the.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Six thousand yards Shakespeare Supreme smooth fishing line.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
They use that to escape, like you know, a wholesale block. Yeah,
all right, man, hold on, Jack can get your information.
Speaker 8 (12:55):
Man, all right, y'all.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Hey, Mad Max is gonna rave next y'all heard, I
love Mad.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah, that's something this new fake man Max going off.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
But first Rayford we'll go off his letters to the
editor today.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Good morning to make show us on the radio. James,
I know you're looking around wonder where Rayford is.
Speaker 8 (13:28):
Miss you.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
You kind of got used up every thirty minutes.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Oh, I said, well, you don't ever really get used
to it.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
He's in the mail room today, Friday's his letters to
the editor day. So unless somebody brings up Lyndon Johnson's now.
Speaker 12 (13:44):
You.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
Don't give him any ideas we got it.
Speaker 8 (13:53):
I'm glad he can't hear me right now?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Oh got all right? Yeah, Ce Robert D. Rayford from
the mail room.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yes, sir, mist boy. In the mail room, people send
me things that they clip, and quite often there are
things that I have done before. But then here's one
of those that's sort of I think bears repeating because
the listener sentit. And do animals have a sixth sense
that enables them to survive? Story about a dog that
survived being snatched up by an eagle, carried off, probably
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dropped from the sky little Pekinese thirteen years old at
that and survived a week in sub freezing weather, but
found its way home. What about the animals that survived
the tsunami? Did they feel it coming? Yes, sir. Just
minutes before the tsunami crashed into a southern Indian wildlife sanctuary,
a lighthouse lookout reported an unusual sight, a herd of
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antelope stampeding from the shoreline toward the safety of a
nearby hilltop. Ten minutes later, the waves hit the animals
that run the safety. In Sri Lanka, the island nation
of India's southern tip, more than thirty thousand people were killed.
Yet at Yala National Park, just up the coast from
where the destruction was most severe, all the elephants leopards, deer,
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and other wild animals managed to survive the Mighty Ways
they all escaped. They had a feeling maybe it was
the sound ways. Can animals pick up signals that predict
the arrival of seismic events. Though history is full of
anecdotes about animals tuning into nature's early warnings, there is
no definitive answer In China for an earthquake measuring seven
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point three on the Richter scale hit that city of
Haiching in nineteen seventy five. During the depths of winter.
Locals reported seeing snakes emerging from hibernation, only to freeze
to death on the roads. Strange animal behavior was one
of the number of signals that allowed local officials raised
the alarm several days in advance to save virtually the
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entire population of the city. Indeed, I'm sure you've noticed
that when there's a storm about or whatever, dogs will
seem to sense it. I do believe they have a
sixth sense. With that all of us had some of
the same attri mutes of our animals. Who says that,
I say that Robert d Ray for John Boyn Billy Show, Good.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
Morning, A big show is on you already open this
Friday morning, January twenty.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
First, all right, here's Calby waiting. No, come on, Billy, yo,
mad Maxie Max, how you doing?
Speaker 13 (16:23):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (16:23):
I'm maddering Jessie Jackson stuck behind a Confederate Memorial Day mad.
Oh yeah. Well, the cheese minding topic of the morning
is sports. If you ask me, the world of professional
sports is coming on glued. If that dog down Orlando
hadn't beaten me to it, I might be taking a crap.
(16:46):
The first, let's look at football exhibit A. Randy Mass Yeah,
that headcase that plays for Minnesota. You know it looks
like he diddy with his nipples hooked up to a
car batter. I guess all the touchdown he's scoring. The
game against Green Bay celebrated by pretending to pull down
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his breeches and moon the Packer fans. First of all,
nice move, buck We but I like to point out
he didn't actually do it. He acted like it all
solid week after that, all the media experts having a hissy.
Old Joe buck about started crying. Everybody, now here's out
(17:28):
of line. It's gonna kill a game of football. Goodness sakes,
you'd think he pulled his bridges down. Had Saddam is
my homeboy tattooed on his butter something he get this.
I was watching her replay one of the several fouls
and this was on the local sports report on TV
when he been over in the end zone and put
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him little censor blocks up on the screen to hide
his rear ends once again, you know the rear end.
He didn't really showy. She missed it. Let me repeat,
he didn't really pull his bringes down. It's all you
see is butts all over the fifth block. My big
(18:10):
art gotta fined ten thousand dollars though, which find by mihicles.
Howbout had a buttload all these end zone celebrations anytime
time of guy scorers nowadays doing cart wills, calling his
mom on the cellphone, timing the gold post, humping the mascot.
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He ain't the first guy I'd ever scored a touchdown black.
My old coach used to say, act like you've been
there before and you're going again here.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
It's oh.
Speaker 9 (18:43):
The defensive guys they just as bad. Make a sack,
won't you settle for a quick high five. They got
a run there in the backfield stand there beating their
chests like King called for five minutes. Hey, crusher, you're
getting paid eight million dollars. You had one and a
half tackles this year. You might want to back it down.
(19:04):
Do your job, shut up play. The only thing getting
worse and pro athletes making a ass out of self
is the sports fans at the games. Hey, no d y'all.
When you're running ten teams, slips up and wins one
and the camera gets on you, you're not number one, two
(19:27):
and ten. Oh, listen to sports fans on these sports
radio call in you know it always got that one
or two, or three or twelve idiots that call every night.
Loves the sound of his own voice. Thanks. People can't
wait to hear his take on the Big Store bill.
This is Jake from Lizard Snot Again. I know you're
(19:49):
probably wondering what I think about all it is, Well,
Jake on behalf of everybody listening. We don't really give
a crap what you think about anything. And what's up
with the guys on the TV sports shows? Hey, don't
talk anymore. They just holler at each other. Change you
don't know what you're talking about, How you're an idiot?
(20:11):
Back and forth, back, and forth. That's what CNN. It'd
be like if the guys from Crossfire dressed out for
Jim when they were growing up. Everything's in argument. Argue
with the fans, argue with the gans, argue with each other.
Please I watch, y'all, because I'm trying to unwind. If
I want to spend an hour and listen to two
people have an argument, I turn the TV off and
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talk to my wife. That I'm trying to say, is
there basically three things wrong with professional sports? Everybody's playing it,
everybody's covering it, and everybody is watching it. No, please,
oh y'all, just sit down, shut up, get a haircut,
stop hollering, hang up the phone, playball, quit running my ally.
(20:57):
I'm going business, y'all. Have a nice day.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
Good morning. The Big Show is on the radio. Lord
James Gregory coming up with us here in just a
couple of minutes. Headed towards John Boyd Jepardy time. Talking
about old buddy who we've interviewed a lot here on
The Big Show, William Shattner. He won him a Golden
Globe ward. Yeah, we interviewed him about his part on
the Boston Legal. I guess that's where he came from.
Speaker 6 (21:22):
This was he's finally found the perfect role for him.
How about then, apparently the people at the Golden Globes
agree to.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Watch it, cap'n Kirk, He's starting to prove he could
do anything.
Speaker 14 (21:33):
Oh no, I'm gonna tell you one thing he can't do.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Catchphrases. How you think about it?
Speaker 14 (21:40):
Johnny can say stuff like, say one just off the
top of your head.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Uh, don't worry about what's going on on top of
my head? How about that?
Speaker 14 (21:48):
Don't see that's a brand new one. Worry about what's
going on on top of my head? How about that?
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Long?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
We get the list? Yeah, I get the list up?
Fine work?
Speaker 8 (22:04):
Where's my big bang?
Speaker 14 (22:10):
I'm sick of being the light of y'all's line.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I told you I could make a living. I've actually
heard him say that my music comes first. I'm at
the bench.
Speaker 8 (22:33):
Deal with it.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Don't come on in my showman ship. Your catchphrases are
aimed at me. Oh here's one that's I guess this
one is too ball arm.
Speaker 14 (22:52):
Hell bits backing my skull.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Come here and give me a h your killing me.
Don't get ignorant, love, don't no smart.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
Don't forget the one about cousins.
Speaker 14 (23:17):
Cousins good for practice, captain the entire the entire landing
cruise dead. I'm dealing with it through my humor. Jam,
you're putting on weight. I'm not going to let this
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diet change my life. Oh here's a good one. If
I could type, I'd be right in there. Wad I
sure wish I was hungry.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
I see what you mean? Not what am I going
to do? Fire me?
Speaker 8 (24:04):
All right?
Speaker 14 (24:04):
We're all going down to the planet service. So in
yup in yup ye, And I.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
Don't see him being able to pull off the daytona
yell either.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Ooh wah, all right, could I be serious.
Speaker 8 (24:26):
For a moment?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Give it a shot, John.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Boy, Jeopardy Time a one hundred dollars gift card to
Auto Zone. First of all, yesterday's question. On an average day,
women worldwide use about three and a half times more
of these than men. James, you weren't here for Jeopardy question?
Uh what what would your guests.
Speaker 8 (24:44):
Be through that time?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
More and a half times more of.
Speaker 8 (24:49):
These of these? I must say clinics or tisha, paper, cleenex,
the no words really.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Those men just use their finger well well horn.
Speaker 8 (25:02):
Here's what threw me off. You didn't say a thousand
times as much.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
So well, here we go today's gey question. If you
think you know, don't say out loud this reverse angle.
We try to keep these well kind of easy Friday,
we do the whole thing second easier game than to
(25:29):
take sea.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Of course, that's any time.
Speaker 15 (25:31):
Read that question, darting women, let's still be talking bees.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
Has five of these bees? Has five of these homeschool kids?
Not killer bees? Regular bees? It seems like five. That hotel.
Speaker 6 (26:02):
Man they're multiplying.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
Only wait to same again to see if he's figured
out what was he thinking?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Don't tell my wife?
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Yeah, not killer be, something about regular bee? Okay, these
have five of these.
Speaker 16 (26:36):
Good money minded big shows on the radar, and then
you ready to go to the sunny fly to mountains.
Speaker 8 (26:44):
Only five under the big.
Speaker 6 (26:45):
Honors up to that mine, Yes, live a crosshime.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I recall it's you one boy jeopard him.
Speaker 6 (26:56):
And now your host radio's answer to killer beeves because
his nerve wrecking kids are about to drive him crazy too.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Hes John mard hard on a man behind his back?
Ain't you.
Speaker 12 (27:12):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Mary out a rowin over Virginia's right here. Welcome Mary,
Hey John.
Speaker 13 (27:18):
Well, I can't well, I can't believe I got through.
I've been trying for eighteen years.
Speaker 9 (27:21):
Wow, worst collar.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Well baby, here you go.
Speaker 13 (27:24):
Yeah, because my age, I don't want to care.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
I bet you are hot when you started. I'm sorry, y'all.
Speaker 13 (27:33):
Cool y'all, my morning things.
Speaker 8 (27:36):
Oh, wouldn't with that, y'all.
Speaker 13 (27:39):
And it's is next to meet you. Always want to
meet you. So this is my first time. I'm so excited,
but I want to win two. I always get to
answer from other people when they do it, but now once.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
Wow, the cows, what are you doing about?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Welcome? Very good. You are such a sweetie.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
That's that's why we have this just talking you guys
first angle games like celebrities.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Kinda yeah to me, you are good baby?
Speaker 8 (28:15):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Well Mary, well, uh well let's see what you got here?
All right? Bees have five of these.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
Hives hives, that's right, highs. Don't you'll speak the same.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Show us hives?
Speaker 6 (28:35):
No, that's not right.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Oh, Mary, Well you're the sweetie. You keep trying again.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
I hope we'll uh we'll get through or you'll get
through to us. Well, you didn't even this time.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Will keep up. What'd you say, baby?
Speaker 13 (28:49):
You mean I get I don't get to play the more?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
No, yes, yes you can anytime.
Speaker 13 (28:54):
Anytime I missed one question, I don't get the more?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Oh no, no, for for this time. This is pretty
much yeah. Yeah, it's a't shoot to you win.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
You're not right for this competition.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
You have a lot of personality. Yeah yeah, honey, honey,
they have five honeys. All right, may well hold on?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
All right, Hey you go, Jackie. I didn't have hard
to hang up on her. Well she got it.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Say hey to Nathan out of Lawton, Oklahoma. Hello Nathan,
doing good, buddy? You all right today?
Speaker 13 (29:37):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 17 (29:37):
Working hard?
Speaker 9 (29:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (29:39):
Man, man after the last last call? Now this guy
me Man, he sounds really down.
Speaker 8 (29:43):
Kind of what kind of work you do? What kind
of work you do, Nathan?
Speaker 6 (29:46):
I work at the university, I go to I work
for the Department Veterans Fairs.
Speaker 8 (29:50):
Oh you're in Are you in school?
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Yes?
Speaker 18 (29:52):
Sir?
Speaker 8 (29:52):
Oh what's your what's your aid?
Speaker 17 (29:54):
I'm twenty eight.
Speaker 8 (29:55):
You need to get a damn joe. Man, he's got
seven years now.
Speaker 17 (30:01):
I'm going back to school.
Speaker 8 (30:02):
No wonder us to press. Wow you got for a beard?
I got to study. I'm just joking, Nathan. Get all
the education you can.
Speaker 9 (30:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (30:18):
Man, Hey, I said you're studying to.
Speaker 9 (30:19):
Be right now, I'm staying to be.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
An r n A R in register register nurse. Man.
Speaker 8 (30:25):
I did even know you had to study for that.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Well, Lord help you. Why, Nathan.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
I'm proud of you, man, because I might be going
back to college later in life, since I ain't never
been what clown college?
Speaker 9 (30:39):
All right?
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Well here you gona even Let's see about college education
is teaching anything?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Bees? Have five of these alright, show us eyes. Yeah,
that's in college.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
I thought that's what Mary was saying when she was
saying hives.
Speaker 13 (31:00):
That first time.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
I got through too, and I won.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
Oh good, congratulations, Nathan. We're gonna give you a hundred
dollars gift card to Auto Zone. Keep that in college
car running right, that's important. I appreciate it, all right, buddy,
hold on, Jack, get your infone, Nadan, get more than
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to make showings.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
You already out.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
Oliver coming up, Steve, don't laugh at Randy's hand signals.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
It only encourages him. You don want to tell me
to play with Rayford.
Speaker 11 (31:40):
Everything in there smells like the pins.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
And Leford and pudding, and that finger's going to the
mail room.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
And Robert D.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Rayford in the mail room, of course is the male
bag the inn box, as they say, and we get
them from all over. Here's one that's dispatched by the
US Postal Service, gone from don ug Lee. That's where
he signed to Don Uugh. It's his nickname. I guess
Lee Dennis, Mississippi. Greeting from northeast Mississippi. Recently, I heard
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you speak of cleanuiness, not shaking hands. Here's something to
consider that might make you favor emails, although they tend
to be somewhat impersonal, at least compared to a handwritten letter.
Several years ago, the US Postal Service had a lot
of workers coming down with tuberculosis. They got tb from
people infected licking the stamps and the envelopes did never
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heard of that, but anyway, says today, the postal workers
are supposed to wear disposable gloves. I guess that's partly
due to the anthrax scare a couple of years ago.
It's a good practice. One place that's easy to pick
up germs is in a doctor's office reading a magazine
there that was handled by someone else with flu or
something else linked their thumb of fingers to turn the page.
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They have gone in for a check up, left with
the flu. Only things you have to worry about the
emails you receive is maybe a paper cut. At least
you know where it's been. Who says that? I say
that Don Uglee of Dennis, Mississippi, about that. We have
a lot of listeners A big show and my daddy's
home state of Mississippi. Robert d Rayford in the mail
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room in the John Boy and Billy Show, Good Morning, the.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
Jambo, Billy, Billy Stater, Steve James, Gregory.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Ready, Jack Kie, Hey, Patrick, I hadn't done it somehow.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
I you already to News Playhouse hanging all right, all
right to take get down, and by ridding my phone
in there to check two I did.
Speaker 6 (33:53):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the
bus Stop. As our story opens, a young teenage girl
is sitting all alone at the bus stop when a
middle aged man in a car pulls over to the curve.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Slowly.
Speaker 18 (34:18):
Hither, cutie pie, what you doing?
Speaker 17 (34:21):
What's it look like I'm doing? I'm waiting for the
bus bus.
Speaker 18 (34:25):
Oh that's no good, you little girl like you don't
want to be riding on a smelly old bus.
Speaker 17 (34:33):
Whatever.
Speaker 18 (34:35):
Hey, how about I give you a lift instead? On
on over here, Hop in my brand new car. I
get you where you're going in no time.
Speaker 12 (34:45):
That's okay. I'll just wait for the bus. Now leave
me alone, will you?
Speaker 5 (34:50):
Oh?
Speaker 18 (34:50):
Hey, well chili outter this morning?
Speaker 17 (34:54):
That yeah, I guess a little bit.
Speaker 18 (35:01):
Little warmer, stuff up a little bit. My brand new
car's got a real powerful heater in it. It's mighty
toasty in here. Hop on in, say for yourself.
Speaker 12 (35:13):
No, now leave me alone.
Speaker 18 (35:15):
Okay, So listen when you catch this boughs where you're
headed to.
Speaker 17 (35:23):
I'm going to the mall.
Speaker 18 (35:25):
Oh yeah, yo, some of that stuff out the mall
there's mighty prissy. You got enough money?
Speaker 17 (35:33):
Yes, I have enough money.
Speaker 18 (35:35):
Well let'sten. I tell you what. You hop in the
car with me. I'll not only take you to the mall.
I was stopping bucy Burgers.
Speaker 8 (35:43):
On the way out.
Speaker 18 (35:45):
I'll buy you anything you want from any store in
the place. How's that sail?
Speaker 17 (35:50):
Forget it?
Speaker 5 (35:50):
Now?
Speaker 17 (35:51):
Just leave me alone, will you.
Speaker 12 (35:52):
There's absolutely no way in the world I'm gonna get
in that car with you.
Speaker 18 (35:57):
Is that so?
Speaker 8 (35:58):
Well?
Speaker 18 (35:59):
Why in the world not?
Speaker 12 (36:01):
Now, Look, daddy, Mama and I told you not to
buy a hyndigh. Okay, you're just gonna have to get
used to riding around.
Speaker 17 (36:10):
I'll buy yourself, you freak.
Speaker 6 (36:19):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Your mama's in the trunk, Jill.
Speaker 6 (36:27):
Then again, next time we'll hear the crusty old clerk
at the mall food court say, hey, big man.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Let me hold a dollar. A big show. It's on
the radio. A little cold out there this morning.
Speaker 6 (36:47):
Ain't it muddy toasty in here on the beach here morning?
Speaker 13 (36:53):
You?
Speaker 1 (36:56):
One thing it's never been in the studio is toasty?
Speaker 5 (36:59):
Yeah, yeah, like it, Cole. You know, I hear the
same thing about David Letterman studio.
Speaker 8 (37:05):
It's real cool, keep it really cold.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Yeah, they creative geniuses.
Speaker 10 (37:09):
Man.
Speaker 8 (37:10):
I just heard that. I've never been on that show,
you though, genius and considering.
Speaker 6 (37:18):
Now you know, I went and I actually watched the
taping in a Letterman show one time, and it did
not seem that cold. And of course I work in here.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
That's right, colder. Letter Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
Uh, do you watch my show late night TV? Do
you have a show your choice James after you late shows?
Speaker 8 (37:35):
Well, yeah, late night I love I love Court TV.
I love for risic files and that investigative reports and
those kinds of things, because I'm watching you and I'm thinking,
you know, this really happened. This is a real case here,
you know what I mean, And any kind of fiction
you watch cannot match that. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
It's surreal, right.
Speaker 8 (37:55):
I love those cases like that.
Speaker 11 (37:57):
Steve a who lot of them. But that's because most
of his family feature.
Speaker 6 (38:00):
Yeah, keeping up with the family.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
You know, with that whole d n A thing. Nowadays
you can't get away with haunt you.
Speaker 8 (38:07):
That's why.
Speaker 9 (38:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Also, that's why marriages are lasting longer.
Speaker 8 (38:11):
I also love the infomercials. I love them. You have
real tissary grill, that showtime grill.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
You's got one, I got one.
Speaker 8 (38:19):
I've got one too. But I do watch that commercial
over and over in the middle of the night. Sometimes
I'll call the guys down the hall. I see how
commercials on Channel sixty two. We'll get up to watch
the commercial because the food looks good. I mean, I
know that's sick, but we do it.
Speaker 11 (38:35):
You know, I can't watch infomercials because every I have
never watched one that I didn't pick up the phone
in order front.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
I love. It must be a man thing. I mean,
we're do you.
Speaker 8 (38:44):
Have the you have the ultimate chopper?
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Yet we have one?
Speaker 8 (38:48):
Chef chef to I got that. Yeah, that just came in.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
George Forman grill. I got one of those.
Speaker 8 (38:55):
Oh I know, I've had all those for years. Yeah, yeah,
I just love that stuff, you know, America.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
I bought one.
Speaker 11 (39:01):
And you probably saw the infomercial at some point. You
remember the Have you seen the steamer that's supposed to
clean you know, everything?
Speaker 8 (39:07):
Yeah, yeah, I just looked good. I thought about that.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
But it looks great. It works like crap, I'm gonna
tell you right now.
Speaker 6 (39:13):
So it's kind of like the euro Sealer there from
a few years.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
I got sucked in on that.
Speaker 5 (39:18):
Man, are you bought the sleepert No on the euro Sealing,
that thing where you could like, you know, your bag
of cheetos.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
You just run this out and it seals at no,
no good, no, no, I just tearing them up out
of half bag of Cheeto.
Speaker 8 (39:33):
But see, here's what I've always said do and no
offense to you jobbling, but I've never seen that, you know,
and I think you know, how long do they take
a bag of Cheetos? Is life really? You look big
bag of those not your chips? A yeah for me,
that's not twelve.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Minutes yea, the single serving side.
Speaker 9 (39:56):
See.
Speaker 8 (39:56):
I think when you go you buy two or three
pounds of beef, you've been like a sigh of beef.
You need to seal it. But from back of chips,
I can handle that name.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
That was the best.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
James Gregory, Steve macgalla hanging out with us this morning,
Skinchy News Weather Sports, going to Rayfern in the mailroom.
Easiest way for you to join the winners is coming
up on the current events quiz.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Yeah, ah, there you go, hang on good wanting the
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big shows on the radio.
Speaker 5 (41:00):
Was celebrating Friday, January the twenty first, or throwing a
Rayford in the mayor of a interesting fact? Did y'all
know that Rayford m c the inaugural concert or Lyndon
Johnson back in nineteen sixty real live and look.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
How we had to find out?
Speaker 8 (41:14):
Yeah, I ain't talking about yesterday.
Speaker 11 (41:18):
I think he's been ironic, Jane, unless you're a whole
lot better actor than I thought.
Speaker 8 (41:27):
I just thought i'd go along.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Sure, then, yeah, he.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
Was wearing a tuxed though he had to flu here
of one hundred and three.
Speaker 8 (41:37):
And little Johnson was late too, I think yeah, he was, yeah, showing.
Speaker 6 (41:40):
Up twenty minutes. I believe it was.
Speaker 5 (41:43):
I had to add live and he got letters of
condemnation or what is it recommendation?
Speaker 6 (41:49):
Well, I could have gotten voted. Commendation is a word
you're looking for, but it could have.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Been either one.
Speaker 5 (41:55):
Let's see, maybe we'll gethim to talk about some more
than that next week when he's out the mailroom.
Speaker 6 (41:59):
Let's it's the intro. We're gonna have to retrain him.
Speaker 5 (42:03):
Yes, you got a me streaking you, John y'ah no,
acknad And now here is Robert d Rayford.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
Into the mail room. Yes, comes variety of dispatches. He's
a very nice one, very clean and neat as it's
own address and so on it, as is always proper
when you're writing a letter, whether it's an email or
dispatch through the US Postal Service, as was this one.
Ell McNeil, chestnutt Rawleigh North Carolina. Mister Rayford, I frequently
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listened to The Big Show in the morning, especially enjoy
your commentary, often agreeing with much of the same. Keep
up the good work. I recall hearing you speak of
the Big Band weekend at the Grove Park in Ashville,
in fact you plan to attend, and how much you
enjoy dressing in your tucks and dancing to that wonderful music.
My wife and I have been attending for years as
I am passionate about swing and my favorite of all
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orchestras is the Glenn Miller Band, the quintessential swing band.
Although I was born toward the end of the swing era,
my parents taught me the love of, appreciate and dance
to that music. I too loved a dressing my tucks
and for a moment in time, relive those grand days.
Best wishes for the new year. Elle McNeil chest it. Well,
so I'll be looking for you. Have you noticed on
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the radio on Monday mornings, the morning show people tell
what they did over the weekend, and on Friday they'll
tell you about what they're going to do over the weekend. Well,
it's Friday, so here goes Yes, I'm on the way
to the Grove Park Hotel resort, where the Big Band
Dance weekend starts, and then leaving there early in the
morning to drive down to Lincolnton, North Carolina for a
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couple of hours for the grand opening of race car
driver Doug Herbert's new performance parts facility, then back to
the Grove Park for the second night of the Big
Band Show featuring the Glenn Miller Orchestra. Yes, always on
the move, keeping on, keeping on, Robert d Rayford on
the John Boyn Billy Big Show.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Good morning, A big show is on your radio.
Speaker 8 (43:56):
Where's my chair? Gonna break?
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Two hours?
Speaker 11 (44:00):
If you're busting up the chair and still confident that
you're not gonna let this diet change your life.
Speaker 5 (44:06):
Yeah, well, I'm gonna work on it. I'm gonna I'm
gonna be good this weekend. I'm not gonna let go
all of shut out.
Speaker 6 (44:12):
He's dealing with it through his humor.
Speaker 11 (44:15):
Oh we got the big argument Monday afternoon about sugar
free popsicles.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Oh man, he died.
Speaker 5 (44:21):
Randy's got me on a seal beast out. It is
so specific in the first is specific, guy, I need,
like you know, some categories to work the parameters.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Get on the phone and argue on your days off.
Apparently we weren't even off. This was part of my work,
bab work about my diet.
Speaker 5 (44:38):
Whether it says no sugar added, it's not sugar free,
that's different. And then this low carve no low carb
does not mean I just want a fudge signal.
Speaker 6 (44:51):
At one point, Randy finally goes, have a fudge have
a whole box?
Speaker 8 (44:55):
Up I did?
Speaker 1 (44:56):
I said, if I'll tell you what, just go ahead
and eat it. Then No, I don't want I want
to try one. Shut up, you sound like me.
Speaker 8 (45:05):
The boy you Fudgicle.
Speaker 11 (45:08):
Popsicle makes a sugar free fudge sickle that tastes great.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Old old dumb ass in here.
Speaker 11 (45:16):
I can't find him in the freezer section of the
grocery store.
Speaker 5 (45:20):
So John o'billy grilla sauce on sale for like two bucks.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Some change freezer sections.
Speaker 17 (45:28):
Say that's nowhere near the ice.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
No, I don't shop good. No, I mean you know you.
Speaker 14 (45:35):
Went shopping with him once at the beach, never again.
You know we were in there for an hour and
twelve minutes. We got three things.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
And they put stuff up to distract you, like I
think that they play stuff like on purpose.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
It might be onto something there.
Speaker 6 (45:54):
Those mind games at the grocery store, they're just all.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Of a sudden.
Speaker 5 (45:58):
I mean, I'm over here a house wares and doll food,
trying to find tug or something, and out pops some cheetos.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Were you on the phone with him? Sugar in it?
Speaker 9 (46:08):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (46:08):
By way, Tuger is my dog.
Speaker 12 (46:11):
I think the cheetos might have been misplaced from somebody else's.
Speaker 6 (46:14):
Were they liver flavored cheetos?
Speaker 5 (46:16):
You know?
Speaker 1 (46:17):
Yeah? And by the way, that bacon in that all
it was not really baking were stretch. I went over
to his house.
Speaker 6 (46:32):
For the record. In the in the snack biscuits, you
got the kind for a large idiot, But.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
It was fun for me.
Speaker 11 (46:38):
I went over to his house and put one on
his nose and said, no.
Speaker 19 (46:40):
No, no, okay, but it's an adventure out there in
supermarket land.
Speaker 6 (46:54):
That sounds exciting.
Speaker 17 (46:56):
He's a whole big world out there.
Speaker 5 (46:59):
Telling the guy from the meat department, somebody, you helped
me find some mazarella cheese.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Yeah, what are you?
Speaker 6 (47:08):
Unfrozen caveman?
Speaker 1 (47:12):
You have a hard time finding the mazzarella cheese. The
meat all kind of cheeses.
Speaker 6 (47:19):
There's no cheese here.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
This is the meat department.
Speaker 6 (47:25):
What kind of grocery stores.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
They should though, They should just put the items that
go together together. They should put the meats with the cheeses.
Speaker 5 (47:33):
I think they enjoy running you around the store. They
didn't have like pop up things at you.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
Jesus. Well, you know, they give you a little cart
with wheels. He ain't got a luggage all around.
Speaker 18 (47:46):
Journey.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
And that's another thing.
Speaker 5 (47:48):
Man.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
Now now to mama's with a little babies. They had
the cool shopping cars.
Speaker 5 (47:52):
It was like race cars, race garden trains and stuff.
Speaker 14 (47:57):
I mean, you know you gotta before you ask, no,
I'm not going to the store with you and push
you around in one of those I will, I'll do
it idiots.
Speaker 5 (48:12):
So anyway, and you know the mom was getting to
have funs out shopping. You know that that hair stated, yes,
how we're getting there are the Harris Teeter and Stone
Crest buddy boy?
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Maybe shop?
Speaker 11 (48:29):
Yes, noticed that they went. They're real focused. They don't
want to talk to you or nothing while they're in there.
Speaker 6 (48:35):
Those chances are they got one like you waiting on
them at home.
Speaker 5 (48:39):
I still beside our grill the saws and smile about
thirty minutes and nobody recognized. But with some mental patience,
I was trying to get the same expression I had
on the bottle, and he had to keep looking at it.
Speaker 6 (48:55):
And the weird thing is he used to do that
over by the mister salty pretzel. For a while.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Rayford does the same thing at the liquor store.
Speaker 6 (49:03):
Stands beside old granddad.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
Trying to get the same expression. It's funny. All right, Oh.
Speaker 5 (49:16):
Wait, wait, hey, Well, since we didn't get to go
to the mall this year in our annual Christmas shopping, let's.
Speaker 6 (49:21):
All go to the grocery store.
Speaker 5 (49:24):
That's it, man, We're gonna take a trip to the
grocery store. Me and Jackie tato on these dice. We
all get our food together.
Speaker 8 (49:31):
Fu sickle.
Speaker 6 (49:32):
Now he're in that grocery store. Here's something you'll be
hearing later today. Clean up on Aisle four.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
All right, what's that? Let's fish with work, hang out.
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Good morning to make show. It's on your radio.
Speaker 16 (50:06):
Look, come on, girls, you ready quiz.
Speaker 8 (50:19):
Right?
Speaker 5 (50:21):
Hey to Tracy from Charleston, South Carolina. Good morning, Tracy, Good.
Speaker 15 (50:25):
Morning, how are you guys?
Speaker 1 (50:27):
Good baby, how's everything in beautiful Charleston. Oh it's great,
wonderful today.
Speaker 6 (50:33):
Yeah, we could go to be to hold?
Speaker 1 (50:35):
Is that right? Were too like warm last week? Where
wit was it? Last week?
Speaker 9 (50:39):
We were warm?
Speaker 1 (50:40):
Yes? Lord tell me about nineteen sixty five? A hen,
john what.
Speaker 13 (50:49):
Easy?
Speaker 11 (50:49):
Now?
Speaker 1 (50:50):
That was sixty five? It was seven? If it was?
Speaker 6 (50:53):
I remember sixty five? Went to this inaugural ball and
around up earth?
Speaker 8 (50:58):
Was that litting Johnson's that day?
Speaker 1 (51:11):
Y'all kind of cruel to him?
Speaker 5 (51:16):
Well, Tracy, listen to Billy and win this prize baggage.
Speaker 6 (51:19):
Okay, Well, Tracy has finally happened. Actress and pop diva
Jennifer Lopez is telling her friends and fans don't call
me j Lo anymore. Lopez says the nickname has finally
gotten on her nerves too. Well, that's not what she said,
but that's really what she meant. She says she's ready
to send the name into retirement and prefers to simply
be called Jennifer now, not Jennifer. However, However, this story
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may not be over because rumor is Lopez's management thinks
Jennifer is just not very catchy. They're trying to sell
her on creating a new nickname that incorporates an initial.
The leading candidate so far is a diva J B
Jenny l or c B yatch.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
She having relationship problems again.
Speaker 6 (52:21):
She's always having a relationship.
Speaker 1 (52:25):
Okay, who is she with?
Speaker 6 (52:27):
Mark Anthony?
Speaker 1 (52:28):
Mark Anthony?
Speaker 11 (52:30):
The question is, oh, green is not your color?
Speaker 5 (52:37):
He with Tracy Picky out a pair of boots, her
shoes from the Georgia Boot Company and will qualify for
the tripper to to the dates on the five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
Men like women that wear boots.
Speaker 5 (52:49):
I have a first time calling.
Speaker 1 (52:50):
All right, good morning, the Big Show us on the radio.
Speaker 5 (53:24):
Especially guess James Gregory coming up and check out all
James stuff at dot com. Now funniest Man dot com.
If you N N I E S T M A
N funniest Man dot com.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
Oh good, there we're going here. Oh yeah, all right,
turn it over. Let's go to my room. Robert D.
Speaker 3 (53:48):
Rayford, all right, mister boy, here's one short and suite
from Tennessee stilling in Charlotte.
Speaker 8 (53:53):
Dear Robert D.
Speaker 3 (53:54):
What is it with these new car manufacturers that have
installed fluorescent, bright blue colored headlights that literally blind you
at night? I don't know who they are, but they're
opening the door for more motorists to lose their vision
while approaching these obnoxious headlights. Robert d please help me
by demanding a recall. They're dangerous to traffic safety. Well, Dennis,
(54:15):
that may be true. I've noticed them out on the roads.
But the thing that gets me are the great number
of popeyes you see out there and the ones that
don't have their headlights adjusted properly, one shining right in
your eyes and other than shining down on the pavement.
And of course there are those who just don't dim
their lights anyway, whether they're in back of you shining
those lights into your rear view mirror, or they're up
(54:36):
ahead blinding you. All Right, some to think about. Here's
one from Dennis Rogers and with Ville Virginia, a lot
of people call that Wytheville, which I did for years
with Ville Virginia. Mister Rayferd, that was a great exchange
between you and the congressman the other day. I needed
to hear both sides. I do believe in social security
for some reason, such as losing a spouse or certain disabilities.
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But I wonder what would happen if President Bush's plan
would go through. I know if I were eighteen and
just starting off in the world, putting fifteen percent of
my take home pay in an IRA would be the
least of my worries. And now, as I'm getting older,
I tend to think about retirement. How many younger people
would voluntarily put a portion of their paycheck into mutual funds.
I agree that a change is needed, but what is
(55:19):
the right one. If the government was mandatory and taking
money out of my check and putting it in a
guaranteed fund, I'd be for it. Another thing, I hope
I'm half as active as you are when i'm your
age age. Keep on keeping on. Thank you, mister Rogers
from Whittville, Virginia. Greetings from Douglas, Georgia. Thanks for the
balance you bring to the show. Yes, that's what I
(55:39):
was trying to do when the Congressman if from over
a Gastonia Way was on, says. I enjoy listening to
each of your commentary bits each day as I drive
along the remote roadways of South Georgia. I find you
helped me exercise my mind with things I disagree with,
and we'll mentally look at thoughts to rebut with I
drive a truck five days a week, start out at
five am, so I get to enjoy the early morning
(56:01):
beauty each day along with the Big Show crew. Your
take on current events and past experiences are always encouraging,
especially like your stories on children and dogs. Even though
you put on as a curmudgeon, you are a role
model to a lot of people. Just keep on keeping on,
Tim Phillipson, that's end truck driver, all right, and we
will carry on long's this gravy train runs. Robert d Rayfer,
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John Boyn Billy Show
Hi, Big Show fans, Citizen Raandi at yourge service.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Today's podcast is another vintage John Boy and Billy Show.
It originally aired on January twenty first of two thousand
and five. Our guests for the entire show, Steve Bengola
and James Gregory enjoyed Robert D.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Rayford kicking off the John Boy and Billy Show on
this school day, last day of the school week. Got
a lot of here from fellow named Larry coover COO
V E. R Up around the Statesville area. Said he
sent a copy of something to me that he had
published in the Statesville newspaper Record and Landmark is past Saturday.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Now.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I don't know whether he's a regular columnist or a
person who sent it in the form of a letter
to the editor of the paper. Anyway, we'll pass it
on and see what he thinks about the school situation. Says,
I've come to realize that almost everything I detest about
the school system has been brought about by discipline problems
involving a small percentage of students. East Ayrodale Middle School
(01:00):
had ninety seven incidents of disrespect in one semester. This
is the tip of the iceberg. When you consider what
goes on under the radar of the school's staff, they
can't be expected to be everywhere, and it all influences
our children. I was somewhat relieved after I met with
one of the administration and was told that only five
percent of the student body was actually a chronic problem
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until I remembered that our high schools need a state
certified law enforcement officer to patrol the halls. That put
it back in perspective again. Our schools are perfect reflection
of society. Inside the walls of the schools. Several more
generations are being raised to accept limitations of their freedom
because of the actions of a few. This is because
some parents don't want to discipline their children. They want
(01:42):
to be their friends. They don't want anyone else discipline
in them either. I think the reason some parents get
so personally offended when their child's behavior comes into question
is because the child is acting like them. School used
to be the place where the kids that didn't get
raised at home met teachers and principals who discipline and
looked after them, helping them to be someone in life.
(02:03):
Now those children aren't getting disciplined anywhere they want guidance.
They want to know their limits. They'll push until someone
stops them. If it's not the parents or the school,
the next authority is law enforcement. Kids are falling through
the cracks and ultimately it gets dumped on the police,
the sheriff's office, and the court system. One reason my
kids have excessive homework is because the classroom is full
(02:24):
of disruptions. Two of the reasons my kids have to
wear uniforms because other parents let their kids wear whatever
they want to wear, and because other kids make fun
of children who can't afford the popular name brand clothes.
Our kids aren't perfect, but they're unlikely to do any
of these things because they are loved, guided and disciplined.
If we do our job as parents by sending respectful
kids to school to learn, then we shouldn't have to
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abide by a bunch of restrictions caused by the parents
who aren't doing their job. This from a parent, which
we pass on for what it's worth. On the John
Boy and Billy Show, Good Morning, the.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Big Shows on a radio. Guess the big Show's on
the radio. Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
Well, if you're having wiring problems in your house, it
may be the big show coming out of your toaster.
Sometimes people pick it up on their fillings too.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I couldn't say say, give me thumbs up for Vinnie's head.
I'm just begging none again with the.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Vinnie Jackie see Vinnie when he came ready building.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I think I mumbled it too.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
I wanted, but he either didn't catch it or he
was too polite to mention it.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
But I think I did. Been in the South twenty years.
People still look at me and go, damn Yankee. He
looks like stave Man Gold.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Youre good guy, man. Good to see you as always, buddy,
Thank you man. How's everything been going in your life?
You've been spending time in Texas?
Speaker 7 (03:47):
No, yeah, I went home for the holidays. I don't
live there anymore, just my family does.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Okay. It was strange, but I moved there from New York.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
I told you guys that, right right out of high
school in New York, moved to Texas.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Love it, job, opportunity. He's for the family, Yes, exactly.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
They were going for the world's biggest culture.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Exactly what it was probably witness protection program.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
You know how these people are a neighbor A family
of battalions show up in your neighborhood, Texas.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
So you've been in the ice cream business all your life.
Speaker 8 (04:19):
It's like it's it's like being invade a little Greek
being well.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
For the first six months I lived there, they thought
I was Mexican. Probably got a lot better.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Yeah, all this is true. I don't make any of
it up. I'm moving to you know, I'm in high
school in Texas, trying to blend. I'm dressed like Vinnie
Barberino and I'm surrounded by about six hundred future farmers
of America.
Speaker 8 (04:49):
Okay, you know, and.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
They're all looking at me, going make them say something.
Yeah you doing you know what you say? Yeah, I
had my my friends in New York were you know.
(05:14):
It was always the Frank Malachi, Joey Cha Cha, Tommy Tallerino.
Right now, I got friends named Junior, Bubba and Skeeter
because I moved to Texas.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
That's good for you, though, Yeah, that's all right, it's yours.
Speaker 7 (05:31):
Yes, yes, make me more open minded about the world,
you know, I love it. I tell you there it's
flat as a board out there, tis there's nothing there.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
It's on a clear day. You can see the back
of your own head. There's nothing out there.
Speaker 8 (05:46):
I did one thing. Those that's a great part of
our country. That's those are good people out there.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Well, were glad to be there.
Speaker 8 (05:52):
Big show.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Hey, and uh now you're rich. Brother in law Stevens
having a birthday tomorrow. Actually it's a Saturday, said tomorrow,
bless you. He's been on the road.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
They all blend.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
I don't know what day it is anymore.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
Part of high school.
Speaker 8 (06:10):
So the show last night in Carborough got him confused.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, they kept trying to get him to say something.
Speaker 9 (06:20):
That's up.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
So so now your sister married Joe, who's the old
tacoo tacoon.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yes, that's what I call him.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
He's not really a taccoon, but he's got more money
than I'll ever have.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
And you seem bitter about it. No, yeah you are. No,
I think that the whole therapy is in order here.
She's the one made something out of herself. Yeah, a
kept woman.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
Yeah, she has those augmentations improved every three years.
Speaker 8 (06:48):
And well you have to say, it's not what you
do in life, is who you do it weird.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Happy birthday, Joe Hill. Let's get into it.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
We go, We're gonna have a good show today, Reverse
Angle Outburst is gonna be played first.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Who's got playing with Jackie?
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Andy from Parkersburg, West Virginia Answer the phone. One of
the big shows on the radio with John Bovella, Jackie, Randy, Vinnie,
Steve mcgola, James Dregor before they be the road again,
(07:34):
revers Angle Up.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
It's the any one can host meat game, John Boyd's
It's the any winking host game.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
You give the most game, I'll big.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Let's say, Hey, I want to play Andy out of Parkersburg,
West Virginia.
Speaker 10 (08:15):
Hello, Andy, how you doing today?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Good man? You all right?
Speaker 10 (08:20):
Oh, I'm just great, good good? Hey, I want to
thank you real quick. If I'm good, You're welcome.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Well, well, you might want to find out why.
Speaker 10 (08:31):
Hey, I found out about the death of my family
through you, really yes, and I want to thank you
for treating it so well.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (08:41):
RJ from the Atlanta Rhythm Section.
Speaker 9 (08:43):
Uh huh.
Speaker 10 (08:44):
It was a relative really yeah, And I found out
about it through you, and I just I think you
handled it so well and you did really good with it.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Oh man, thank you and appreciate that. See y'all stupid,
tell y'all doing somelf. I don't even know I'm doing
You know, I ain't doing nothing.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
Oh wait, wait, I'm not sure how to write that down.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Quo the week.
Speaker 8 (09:09):
I'm just assuming he's not a close roative.
Speaker 11 (09:13):
I think the gist of it is, I'm doing stuff
I don't even know I'm doing it.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
All right, Well, beg you, buddy.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Well we got James and Steven here, so you got
a room full going up against you and your categories
any particular the style of land or what you.
Speaker 10 (09:28):
I used to work, uh in corrections for I was
talking with.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
So we're going to use that to some corrections.
Speaker 8 (09:37):
Yes, department, state departments.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
We have to issue a lot of them, and so
does rayfers.
Speaker 8 (09:43):
But you know that's what I tell people about the
Gregory Family album. Just go to corrections website.
Speaker 9 (09:53):
I don't pure.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Alright, Andy, Well, let's jump in here and see how
we do. Buddy, all right, you're ready ready to go.
Speaker 10 (10:03):
Let me have three types of spray used by officers.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
You got the.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Pepper spray, mace mays salt spray, SA missed u s miss.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
I said, do you think you're thinking of cologne?
Speaker 10 (10:19):
You know what I'll take that. Just get you to
do the next one?
Speaker 9 (10:26):
All right?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
What are three?
Speaker 9 (10:28):
All right?
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Pepper spray, mace, gush, that's what I meant sea missed.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
That's actually I can't see miss.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
All right, what's go ahead?
Speaker 9 (10:43):
Then? All right?
Speaker 10 (10:43):
Three types of mechanical restraints.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
Cancuffs, shackles, straight jacket work, all right, all right, good work,
all right.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Randy, A surprise.
Speaker 11 (10:58):
I was just looking over my weekend list.
Speaker 8 (11:03):
I was getting all worked up.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Oh this is storytelling. I gotta show you.
Speaker 10 (11:11):
I don't think I want.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
No, you don't. Oh hiight Andy? What we got the
in final category?
Speaker 9 (11:21):
All right?
Speaker 10 (11:22):
Three types of non lethal ammunition shot out of a
thirty seven millimeter gun.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Lord a rubber bullet, seven millimeter rubber bullet, bean bags, wads,
rat shot.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Bean bags and rubber bullets have gotta be good.
Speaker 10 (11:46):
Yeah, Well they're basically rubber bullets.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Their racket ball racket balls.
Speaker 10 (11:54):
Yeah wow, thirty seven milimeter.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Thirty seven minutes. Well that's a small whether.
Speaker 8 (12:00):
I just good old fashioned ammo.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
A racket one won't kill you, but you wish it did.
Speaker 8 (12:07):
That, suckers, run kill it after that.
Speaker 11 (12:13):
Now there's your other restraint right there that does cut
down on the running.
Speaker 10 (12:17):
Yeah, thanks, running a good thing. You want to show
up with the other ones. They shoot blocks of wood.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Oh blocks would man?
Speaker 10 (12:28):
They hurt?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah, you just throw him hurt.
Speaker 9 (12:35):
Pretty much.
Speaker 10 (12:35):
They'll take the fight out of you.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Right well, Andy, look at you man, you win.
Speaker 8 (12:41):
We're giving you the.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Six thousand yards Shakespeare Supreme smooth fishing line.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
They use that to escape, like you know, a wholesale block. Yeah,
all right, man, hold on, Jack can get your information.
Speaker 8 (12:55):
Man, all right, y'all.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Hey, Mad Max is gonna rave next y'all heard, I
love Mad.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah, that's something this new fake man Max going off.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
But first Rayford we'll go off his letters to the
editor today.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Good morning to make show us on the radio. James,
I know you're looking around wonder where Rayford is.
Speaker 8 (13:28):
Miss you.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
You kind of got used up every thirty minutes.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Oh, I said, well, you don't ever really get used
to it.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
He's in the mail room today, Friday's his letters to
the editor day. So unless somebody brings up Lyndon Johnson's now.
Speaker 12 (13:44):
You.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
Don't give him any ideas we got it.
Speaker 8 (13:53):
I'm glad he can't hear me right now?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Oh got all right? Yeah, Ce Robert D. Rayford from
the mail room.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yes, sir, mist boy. In the mail room, people send
me things that they clip, and quite often there are
things that I have done before. But then here's one
of those that's sort of I think bears repeating because
the listener sentit. And do animals have a sixth sense
that enables them to survive? Story about a dog that
survived being snatched up by an eagle, carried off, probably
(14:22):
dropped from the sky little Pekinese thirteen years old at
that and survived a week in sub freezing weather, but
found its way home. What about the animals that survived
the tsunami? Did they feel it coming? Yes, sir. Just
minutes before the tsunami crashed into a southern Indian wildlife sanctuary,
a lighthouse lookout reported an unusual sight, a herd of
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antelope stampeding from the shoreline toward the safety of a
nearby hilltop. Ten minutes later, the waves hit the animals
that run the safety. In Sri Lanka, the island nation
of India's southern tip, more than thirty thousand people were killed.
Yet at Yala National Park, just up the coast from
where the destruction was most severe, all the elephants leopards, deer,
(15:03):
and other wild animals managed to survive the Mighty Ways
they all escaped. They had a feeling maybe it was
the sound ways. Can animals pick up signals that predict
the arrival of seismic events. Though history is full of
anecdotes about animals tuning into nature's early warnings, there is
no definitive answer In China for an earthquake measuring seven
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point three on the Richter scale hit that city of
Haiching in nineteen seventy five. During the depths of winter.
Locals reported seeing snakes emerging from hibernation, only to freeze
to death on the roads. Strange animal behavior was one
of the number of signals that allowed local officials raised
the alarm several days in advance to save virtually the
(15:45):
entire population of the city. Indeed, I'm sure you've noticed
that when there's a storm about or whatever, dogs will
seem to sense it. I do believe they have a
sixth sense. With that all of us had some of
the same attri mutes of our animals. Who says that,
I say that Robert d Ray for John Boyn Billy Show, Good.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
Morning, A big show is on you already open this
Friday morning, January twenty.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
First, all right, here's Calby waiting. No, come on, Billy, yo,
mad Maxie Max, how you doing?
Speaker 13 (16:23):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (16:23):
I'm maddering Jessie Jackson stuck behind a Confederate Memorial Day mad.
Oh yeah. Well, the cheese minding topic of the morning
is sports. If you ask me, the world of professional
sports is coming on glued. If that dog down Orlando
hadn't beaten me to it, I might be taking a crap.
(16:46):
The first, let's look at football exhibit A. Randy Mass Yeah,
that headcase that plays for Minnesota. You know it looks
like he diddy with his nipples hooked up to a
car batter. I guess all the touchdown he's scoring. The
game against Green Bay celebrated by pretending to pull down
(17:07):
his breeches and moon the Packer fans. First of all,
nice move, buck We but I like to point out
he didn't actually do it. He acted like it all
solid week after that, all the media experts having a hissy.
Old Joe buck about started crying. Everybody, now here's out
(17:28):
of line. It's gonna kill a game of football. Goodness sakes,
you'd think he pulled his bridges down. Had Saddam is
my homeboy tattooed on his butter something he get this.
I was watching her replay one of the several fouls
and this was on the local sports report on TV
when he been over in the end zone and put
(17:48):
him little censor blocks up on the screen to hide
his rear ends once again, you know the rear end.
He didn't really showy. She missed it. Let me repeat,
he didn't really pull his bringes down. It's all you
see is butts all over the fifth block. My big
(18:10):
art gotta fined ten thousand dollars though, which find by mihicles.
Howbout had a buttload all these end zone celebrations anytime
time of guy scorers nowadays doing cart wills, calling his
mom on the cellphone, timing the gold post, humping the mascot.
(18:32):
He ain't the first guy I'd ever scored a touchdown black.
My old coach used to say, act like you've been
there before and you're going again here.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
It's oh.
Speaker 9 (18:43):
The defensive guys they just as bad. Make a sack,
won't you settle for a quick high five. They got
a run there in the backfield stand there beating their
chests like King called for five minutes. Hey, crusher, you're
getting paid eight million dollars. You had one and a
half tackles this year. You might want to back it down.
(19:04):
Do your job, shut up play. The only thing getting
worse and pro athletes making a ass out of self
is the sports fans at the games. Hey, no d y'all.
When you're running ten teams, slips up and wins one
and the camera gets on you, you're not number one, two
(19:27):
and ten. Oh, listen to sports fans on these sports
radio call in you know it always got that one
or two, or three or twelve idiots that call every night.
Loves the sound of his own voice. Thanks. People can't
wait to hear his take on the Big Store bill.
This is Jake from Lizard Snot Again. I know you're
(19:49):
probably wondering what I think about all it is, Well,
Jake on behalf of everybody listening. We don't really give
a crap what you think about anything. And what's up
with the guys on the TV sports shows? Hey, don't
talk anymore. They just holler at each other. Change you
don't know what you're talking about, How you're an idiot?
(20:11):
Back and forth, back, and forth. That's what CNN. It'd
be like if the guys from Crossfire dressed out for
Jim when they were growing up. Everything's in argument. Argue
with the fans, argue with the gans, argue with each other.
Please I watch, y'all, because I'm trying to unwind. If
I want to spend an hour and listen to two
people have an argument, I turn the TV off and
(20:34):
talk to my wife. That I'm trying to say, is
there basically three things wrong with professional sports? Everybody's playing it,
everybody's covering it, and everybody is watching it. No, please,
oh y'all, just sit down, shut up, get a haircut,
stop hollering, hang up the phone, playball, quit running my ally.
(20:57):
I'm going business, y'all. Have a nice day.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
Good morning. The Big Show is on the radio. Lord
James Gregory coming up with us here in just a
couple of minutes. Headed towards John Boyd Jepardy time. Talking
about old buddy who we've interviewed a lot here on
The Big Show, William Shattner. He won him a Golden
Globe ward. Yeah, we interviewed him about his part on
the Boston Legal. I guess that's where he came from.
Speaker 6 (21:22):
This was he's finally found the perfect role for him.
How about then, apparently the people at the Golden Globes
agree to.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Watch it, cap'n Kirk, He's starting to prove he could
do anything.
Speaker 14 (21:33):
Oh no, I'm gonna tell you one thing he can't do.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Catchphrases. How you think about it?
Speaker 14 (21:40):
Johnny can say stuff like, say one just off the
top of your head.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Uh, don't worry about what's going on on top of
my head? How about that?
Speaker 14 (21:48):
Don't see that's a brand new one. Worry about what's
going on on top of my head? How about that?
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Long?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
We get the list? Yeah, I get the list up?
Fine work?
Speaker 8 (22:04):
Where's my big bang?
Speaker 14 (22:10):
I'm sick of being the light of y'all's line.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I told you I could make a living. I've actually
heard him say that my music comes first. I'm at
the bench.
Speaker 8 (22:33):
Deal with it.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Don't come on in my showman ship. Your catchphrases are
aimed at me. Oh here's one that's I guess this
one is too ball arm.
Speaker 14 (22:52):
Hell bits backing my skull.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Come here and give me a h your killing me.
Don't get ignorant, love, don't no smart.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
Don't forget the one about cousins.
Speaker 14 (23:17):
Cousins good for practice, captain the entire the entire landing
cruise dead. I'm dealing with it through my humor. Jam,
you're putting on weight. I'm not going to let this
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diet change my life. Oh here's a good one. If
I could type, I'd be right in there. Wad I
sure wish I was hungry.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
I see what you mean? Not what am I going
to do? Fire me?
Speaker 8 (24:04):
All right?
Speaker 14 (24:04):
We're all going down to the planet service. So in
yup in yup ye, And I.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
Don't see him being able to pull off the daytona
yell either.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Ooh wah, all right, could I be serious.
Speaker 8 (24:26):
For a moment?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Give it a shot, John.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Boy, Jeopardy Time a one hundred dollars gift card to
Auto Zone. First of all, yesterday's question. On an average day,
women worldwide use about three and a half times more
of these than men. James, you weren't here for Jeopardy question?
Uh what what would your guests.
Speaker 8 (24:44):
Be through that time?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
More and a half times more of.
Speaker 8 (24:49):
These of these? I must say clinics or tisha, paper, cleenex,
the no words really.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Those men just use their finger well well horn.
Speaker 8 (25:02):
Here's what threw me off. You didn't say a thousand
times as much.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
So well, here we go today's gey question. If you
think you know, don't say out loud this reverse angle.
We try to keep these well kind of easy Friday,
we do the whole thing second easier game than to
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take sea.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Of course, that's any time.
Speaker 15 (25:31):
Read that question, darting women, let's still be talking bees.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
Has five of these bees? Has five of these homeschool kids?
Not killer bees? Regular bees? It seems like five. That hotel.
Speaker 6 (26:02):
Man they're multiplying.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
Only wait to same again to see if he's figured
out what was he thinking?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Don't tell my wife?
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Yeah, not killer be, something about regular bee? Okay, these
have five of these.
Speaker 16 (26:36):
Good money minded big shows on the radar, and then
you ready to go to the sunny fly to mountains.
Speaker 8 (26:44):
Only five under the big.
Speaker 6 (26:45):
Honors up to that mine, Yes, live a crosshime.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I recall it's you one boy jeopard him.
Speaker 6 (26:56):
And now your host radio's answer to killer beeves because
his nerve wrecking kids are about to drive him crazy too.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Hes John mard hard on a man behind his back?
Ain't you.
Speaker 12 (27:12):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Mary out a rowin over Virginia's right here. Welcome Mary,
Hey John.
Speaker 13 (27:18):
Well, I can't well, I can't believe I got through.
I've been trying for eighteen years.
Speaker 9 (27:21):
Wow, worst collar.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Well baby, here you go.
Speaker 13 (27:24):
Yeah, because my age, I don't want to care.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
I bet you are hot when you started. I'm sorry, y'all.
Speaker 13 (27:33):
Cool y'all, my morning things.
Speaker 8 (27:36):
Oh, wouldn't with that, y'all.
Speaker 13 (27:39):
And it's is next to meet you. Always want to
meet you. So this is my first time. I'm so excited,
but I want to win two. I always get to
answer from other people when they do it, but now once.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
Wow, the cows, what are you doing about?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Welcome? Very good. You are such a sweetie.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
That's that's why we have this just talking you guys
first angle games like celebrities.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Kinda yeah to me, you are good baby?
Speaker 8 (28:15):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Well Mary, well, uh well let's see what you got here?
All right? Bees have five of these.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
Hives hives, that's right, highs. Don't you'll speak the same.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Show us hives?
Speaker 6 (28:35):
No, that's not right.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Oh, Mary, Well you're the sweetie. You keep trying again.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
I hope we'll uh we'll get through or you'll get
through to us. Well, you didn't even this time.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Will keep up. What'd you say, baby?
Speaker 13 (28:49):
You mean I get I don't get to play the more?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
No, yes, yes you can anytime.
Speaker 13 (28:54):
Anytime I missed one question, I don't get the more?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Oh no, no, for for this time. This is pretty
much yeah. Yeah, it's a't shoot to you win.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
You're not right for this competition.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
You have a lot of personality. Yeah yeah, honey, honey,
they have five honeys. All right, may well hold on?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
All right, Hey you go, Jackie. I didn't have hard
to hang up on her. Well she got it.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Say hey to Nathan out of Lawton, Oklahoma. Hello Nathan,
doing good, buddy? You all right today?
Speaker 13 (29:37):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 17 (29:37):
Working hard?
Speaker 9 (29:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (29:39):
Man, man after the last last call? Now this guy
me Man, he sounds really down.
Speaker 8 (29:43):
Kind of what kind of work you do? What kind
of work you do, Nathan?
Speaker 6 (29:46):
I work at the university, I go to I work
for the Department Veterans Fairs.
Speaker 8 (29:50):
Oh you're in Are you in school?
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Yes?
Speaker 18 (29:52):
Sir?
Speaker 8 (29:52):
Oh what's your what's your aid?
Speaker 17 (29:54):
I'm twenty eight.
Speaker 8 (29:55):
You need to get a damn joe. Man, he's got
seven years now.
Speaker 17 (30:01):
I'm going back to school.
Speaker 8 (30:02):
No wonder us to press. Wow you got for a beard?
I got to study. I'm just joking, Nathan. Get all
the education you can.
Speaker 9 (30:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (30:18):
Man, Hey, I said you're studying to.
Speaker 9 (30:19):
Be right now, I'm staying to be.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
An r n A R in register register nurse. Man.
Speaker 8 (30:25):
I did even know you had to study for that.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Well, Lord help you. Why, Nathan.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
I'm proud of you, man, because I might be going
back to college later in life, since I ain't never
been what clown college?
Speaker 9 (30:39):
All right?
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Well here you gona even Let's see about college education
is teaching anything?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Bees? Have five of these alright, show us eyes. Yeah,
that's in college.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
I thought that's what Mary was saying when she was
saying hives.
Speaker 13 (31:00):
That first time.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
I got through too, and I won.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
Oh good, congratulations, Nathan. We're gonna give you a hundred
dollars gift card to Auto Zone. Keep that in college
car running right, that's important. I appreciate it, all right, buddy,
hold on, Jack, get your infone, Nadan, get more than
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to make showings.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
You already out.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
Oliver coming up, Steve, don't laugh at Randy's hand signals.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
It only encourages him. You don want to tell me
to play with Rayford.
Speaker 11 (31:40):
Everything in there smells like the pins.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
And Leford and pudding, and that finger's going to the
mail room.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
And Robert D.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Rayford in the mail room, of course is the male
bag the inn box, as they say, and we get
them from all over. Here's one that's dispatched by the
US Postal Service, gone from don ug Lee. That's where
he signed to Don Uugh. It's his nickname. I guess
Lee Dennis, Mississippi. Greeting from northeast Mississippi. Recently, I heard
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you speak of cleanuiness, not shaking hands. Here's something to
consider that might make you favor emails, although they tend
to be somewhat impersonal, at least compared to a handwritten letter.
Several years ago, the US Postal Service had a lot
of workers coming down with tuberculosis. They got tb from
people infected licking the stamps and the envelopes did never
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heard of that, but anyway, says today, the postal workers
are supposed to wear disposable gloves. I guess that's partly
due to the anthrax scare a couple of years ago.
It's a good practice. One place that's easy to pick
up germs is in a doctor's office reading a magazine
there that was handled by someone else with flu or
something else linked their thumb of fingers to turn the page.
(32:54):
They have gone in for a check up, left with
the flu. Only things you have to worry about the
emails you receive is maybe a paper cut. At least
you know where it's been. Who says that? I say
that Don Uglee of Dennis, Mississippi, about that. We have
a lot of listeners A big show and my daddy's
home state of Mississippi. Robert d Rayford in the mail
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room in the John Boy and Billy Show, Good Morning, the.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
Jambo, Billy, Billy Stater, Steve James, Gregory.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Ready, Jack Kie, Hey, Patrick, I hadn't done it somehow.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
I you already to News Playhouse hanging all right, all
right to take get down, and by ridding my phone
in there to check two I did.
Speaker 6 (33:53):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the
bus Stop. As our story opens, a young teenage girl
is sitting all alone at the bus stop when a
middle aged man in a car pulls over to the curve.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Slowly.
Speaker 18 (34:18):
Hither, cutie pie, what you doing?
Speaker 17 (34:21):
What's it look like I'm doing? I'm waiting for the
bus bus.
Speaker 18 (34:25):
Oh that's no good, you little girl like you don't
want to be riding on a smelly old bus.
Speaker 17 (34:33):
Whatever.
Speaker 18 (34:35):
Hey, how about I give you a lift instead? On
on over here, Hop in my brand new car. I
get you where you're going in no time.
Speaker 12 (34:45):
That's okay. I'll just wait for the bus. Now leave
me alone, will you?
Speaker 5 (34:50):
Oh?
Speaker 18 (34:50):
Hey, well chili outter this morning?
Speaker 17 (34:54):
That yeah, I guess a little bit.
Speaker 18 (35:01):
Little warmer, stuff up a little bit. My brand new
car's got a real powerful heater in it. It's mighty
toasty in here. Hop on in, say for yourself.
Speaker 12 (35:13):
No, now leave me alone.
Speaker 18 (35:15):
Okay, So listen when you catch this boughs where you're
headed to.
Speaker 17 (35:23):
I'm going to the mall.
Speaker 18 (35:25):
Oh yeah, yo, some of that stuff out the mall
there's mighty prissy. You got enough money?
Speaker 17 (35:33):
Yes, I have enough money.
Speaker 18 (35:35):
Well let'sten. I tell you what. You hop in the
car with me. I'll not only take you to the mall.
I was stopping bucy Burgers.
Speaker 8 (35:43):
On the way out.
Speaker 18 (35:45):
I'll buy you anything you want from any store in
the place. How's that sail?
Speaker 17 (35:50):
Forget it?
Speaker 5 (35:50):
Now?
Speaker 17 (35:51):
Just leave me alone, will you.
Speaker 12 (35:52):
There's absolutely no way in the world I'm gonna get
in that car with you.
Speaker 18 (35:57):
Is that so?
Speaker 8 (35:58):
Well?
Speaker 18 (35:59):
Why in the world not?
Speaker 12 (36:01):
Now, Look, daddy, Mama and I told you not to
buy a hyndigh. Okay, you're just gonna have to get
used to riding around.
Speaker 17 (36:10):
I'll buy yourself, you freak.
Speaker 6 (36:19):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Your mama's in the trunk, Jill.
Speaker 6 (36:27):
Then again, next time we'll hear the crusty old clerk
at the mall food court say, hey, big man.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Let me hold a dollar. A big show. It's on
the radio. A little cold out there this morning.
Speaker 6 (36:47):
Ain't it muddy toasty in here on the beach here morning?
Speaker 13 (36:53):
You?
Speaker 1 (36:56):
One thing it's never been in the studio is toasty?
Speaker 5 (36:59):
Yeah, yeah, like it, Cole. You know, I hear the
same thing about David Letterman studio.
Speaker 8 (37:05):
It's real cool, keep it really cold.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Yeah, they creative geniuses.
Speaker 10 (37:09):
Man.
Speaker 8 (37:10):
I just heard that. I've never been on that show,
you though, genius and considering.
Speaker 6 (37:18):
Now you know, I went and I actually watched the
taping in a Letterman show one time, and it did
not seem that cold. And of course I work in here.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
That's right, colder. Letter Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
Uh, do you watch my show late night TV? Do
you have a show your choice James after you late shows?
Speaker 8 (37:35):
Well, yeah, late night I love I love Court TV.
I love for risic files and that investigative reports and
those kinds of things, because I'm watching you and I'm thinking,
you know, this really happened. This is a real case here,
you know what I mean, And any kind of fiction
you watch cannot match that. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
It's surreal, right.
Speaker 8 (37:55):
I love those cases like that.
Speaker 11 (37:57):
Steve a who lot of them. But that's because most
of his family feature.
Speaker 6 (38:00):
Yeah, keeping up with the family.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
You know, with that whole d n A thing. Nowadays
you can't get away with haunt you.
Speaker 8 (38:07):
That's why.
Speaker 9 (38:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Also, that's why marriages are lasting longer.
Speaker 8 (38:11):
I also love the infomercials. I love them. You have
real tissary grill, that showtime grill.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
You's got one, I got one.
Speaker 8 (38:19):
I've got one too. But I do watch that commercial
over and over in the middle of the night. Sometimes
I'll call the guys down the hall. I see how
commercials on Channel sixty two. We'll get up to watch
the commercial because the food looks good. I mean, I
know that's sick, but we do it.
Speaker 11 (38:35):
You know, I can't watch infomercials because every I have
never watched one that I didn't pick up the phone
in order front.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
I love. It must be a man thing. I mean,
we're do you.
Speaker 8 (38:44):
Have the you have the ultimate chopper?
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Yet we have one?
Speaker 8 (38:48):
Chef chef to I got that. Yeah, that just came in.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
George Forman grill. I got one of those.
Speaker 8 (38:55):
Oh I know, I've had all those for years. Yeah, yeah,
I just love that stuff, you know, America.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
I bought one.
Speaker 11 (39:01):
And you probably saw the infomercial at some point. You
remember the Have you seen the steamer that's supposed to
clean you know, everything?
Speaker 8 (39:07):
Yeah, yeah, I just looked good. I thought about that.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
But it looks great. It works like crap, I'm gonna
tell you right now.
Speaker 6 (39:13):
So it's kind of like the euro Sealer there from
a few years.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
I got sucked in on that.
Speaker 5 (39:18):
Man, are you bought the sleepert No on the euro Sealing,
that thing where you could like, you know, your bag
of cheetos.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
You just run this out and it seals at no,
no good, no, no, I just tearing them up out
of half bag of Cheeto.
Speaker 8 (39:33):
But see, here's what I've always said do and no
offense to you jobbling, but I've never seen that, you know,
and I think you know, how long do they take
a bag of Cheetos? Is life really? You look big
bag of those not your chips? A yeah for me,
that's not twelve.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Minutes yea, the single serving side.
Speaker 9 (39:56):
See.
Speaker 8 (39:56):
I think when you go you buy two or three
pounds of beef, you've been like a sigh of beef.
You need to seal it. But from back of chips,
I can handle that name.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
That was the best.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
James Gregory, Steve macgalla hanging out with us this morning,
Skinchy News Weather Sports, going to Rayfern in the mailroom.
Easiest way for you to join the winners is coming
up on the current events quiz.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Yeah, ah, there you go, hang on good wanting the
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big shows on the radio.
Speaker 5 (41:00):
Was celebrating Friday, January the twenty first, or throwing a
Rayford in the mayor of a interesting fact? Did y'all
know that Rayford m c the inaugural concert or Lyndon
Johnson back in nineteen sixty real live and look.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
How we had to find out?
Speaker 8 (41:14):
Yeah, I ain't talking about yesterday.
Speaker 11 (41:18):
I think he's been ironic, Jane, unless you're a whole
lot better actor than I thought.
Speaker 8 (41:27):
I just thought i'd go along.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Sure, then, yeah, he.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
Was wearing a tuxed though he had to flu here
of one hundred and three.
Speaker 8 (41:37):
And little Johnson was late too, I think yeah, he was, yeah, showing.
Speaker 6 (41:40):
Up twenty minutes. I believe it was.
Speaker 5 (41:43):
I had to add live and he got letters of
condemnation or what is it recommendation?
Speaker 6 (41:49):
Well, I could have gotten voted. Commendation is a word
you're looking for, but it could have.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Been either one.
Speaker 5 (41:55):
Let's see, maybe we'll gethim to talk about some more
than that next week when he's out the mailroom.
Speaker 6 (41:59):
Let's it's the intro. We're gonna have to retrain him.
Speaker 5 (42:03):
Yes, you got a me streaking you, John y'ah no,
acknad And now here is Robert d Rayford.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
Into the mail room. Yes, comes variety of dispatches. He's
a very nice one, very clean and neat as it's
own address and so on it, as is always proper
when you're writing a letter, whether it's an email or
dispatch through the US Postal Service, as was this one.
Ell McNeil, chestnutt Rawleigh North Carolina. Mister Rayford, I frequently
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listened to The Big Show in the morning, especially enjoy
your commentary, often agreeing with much of the same. Keep
up the good work. I recall hearing you speak of
the Big Band weekend at the Grove Park in Ashville,
in fact you plan to attend, and how much you
enjoy dressing in your tucks and dancing to that wonderful music.
My wife and I have been attending for years as
I am passionate about swing and my favorite of all
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orchestras is the Glenn Miller Band, the quintessential swing band.
Although I was born toward the end of the swing era,
my parents taught me the love of, appreciate and dance
to that music. I too loved a dressing my tucks
and for a moment in time, relive those grand days.
Best wishes for the new year. Elle McNeil chest it. Well,
so I'll be looking for you. Have you noticed on
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the radio on Monday mornings, the morning show people tell
what they did over the weekend, and on Friday they'll
tell you about what they're going to do over the weekend. Well,
it's Friday, so here goes Yes, I'm on the way
to the Grove Park Hotel resort, where the Big Band
Dance weekend starts, and then leaving there early in the
morning to drive down to Lincolnton, North Carolina for a
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couple of hours for the grand opening of race car
driver Doug Herbert's new performance parts facility, then back to
the Grove Park for the second night of the Big
Band Show featuring the Glenn Miller Orchestra. Yes, always on
the move, keeping on, keeping on, Robert d Rayford on
the John Boyn Billy Big Show.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Good morning, A big show is on your radio.
Speaker 8 (43:56):
Where's my chair? Gonna break?
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Two hours?
Speaker 11 (44:00):
If you're busting up the chair and still confident that
you're not gonna let this diet change your life.
Speaker 5 (44:06):
Yeah, well, I'm gonna work on it. I'm gonna I'm
gonna be good this weekend. I'm not gonna let go
all of shut out.
Speaker 6 (44:12):
He's dealing with it through his humor.
Speaker 11 (44:15):
Oh we got the big argument Monday afternoon about sugar
free popsicles.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Oh man, he died.
Speaker 5 (44:21):
Randy's got me on a seal beast out. It is
so specific in the first is specific, guy, I need,
like you know, some categories to work the parameters.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Get on the phone and argue on your days off.
Apparently we weren't even off. This was part of my work,
bab work about my diet.
Speaker 5 (44:38):
Whether it says no sugar added, it's not sugar free,
that's different. And then this low carve no low carb
does not mean I just want a fudge signal.
Speaker 6 (44:51):
At one point, Randy finally goes, have a fudge have
a whole box?
Speaker 8 (44:55):
Up I did?
Speaker 1 (44:56):
I said, if I'll tell you what, just go ahead
and eat it. Then No, I don't want I want
to try one. Shut up, you sound like me.
Speaker 8 (45:05):
The boy you Fudgicle.
Speaker 11 (45:08):
Popsicle makes a sugar free fudge sickle that tastes great.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Old old dumb ass in here.
Speaker 11 (45:16):
I can't find him in the freezer section of the
grocery store.
Speaker 5 (45:20):
So John o'billy grilla sauce on sale for like two bucks.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Some change freezer sections.
Speaker 17 (45:28):
Say that's nowhere near the ice.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
No, I don't shop good. No, I mean you know you.
Speaker 14 (45:35):
Went shopping with him once at the beach, never again.
You know we were in there for an hour and
twelve minutes. We got three things.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
And they put stuff up to distract you, like I
think that they play stuff like on purpose.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
It might be onto something there.
Speaker 6 (45:54):
Those mind games at the grocery store, they're just all.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Of a sudden.
Speaker 5 (45:58):
I mean, I'm over here a house wares and doll food,
trying to find tug or something, and out pops some cheetos.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Were you on the phone with him? Sugar in it?
Speaker 9 (46:08):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (46:08):
By way, Tuger is my dog.
Speaker 12 (46:11):
I think the cheetos might have been misplaced from somebody else's.
Speaker 6 (46:14):
Were they liver flavored cheetos?
Speaker 5 (46:16):
You know?
Speaker 1 (46:17):
Yeah? And by the way, that bacon in that all
it was not really baking were stretch. I went over
to his house.
Speaker 6 (46:32):
For the record. In the in the snack biscuits, you
got the kind for a large idiot, But.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
It was fun for me.
Speaker 11 (46:38):
I went over to his house and put one on
his nose and said, no.
Speaker 19 (46:40):
No, no, okay, but it's an adventure out there in
supermarket land.
Speaker 6 (46:54):
That sounds exciting.
Speaker 17 (46:56):
He's a whole big world out there.
Speaker 5 (46:59):
Telling the guy from the meat department, somebody, you helped
me find some mazarella cheese.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Yeah, what are you?
Speaker 6 (47:08):
Unfrozen caveman?
Speaker 1 (47:12):
You have a hard time finding the mazzarella cheese. The
meat all kind of cheeses.
Speaker 6 (47:19):
There's no cheese here.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
This is the meat department.
Speaker 6 (47:25):
What kind of grocery stores.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
They should though, They should just put the items that
go together together. They should put the meats with the cheeses.
Speaker 5 (47:33):
I think they enjoy running you around the store. They
didn't have like pop up things at you.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
Jesus. Well, you know, they give you a little cart
with wheels. He ain't got a luggage all around.
Speaker 18 (47:46):
Journey.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
And that's another thing.
Speaker 5 (47:48):
Man.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
Now now to mama's with a little babies. They had
the cool shopping cars.
Speaker 5 (47:52):
It was like race cars, race garden trains and stuff.
Speaker 14 (47:57):
I mean, you know you gotta before you ask, no,
I'm not going to the store with you and push
you around in one of those I will, I'll do
it idiots.
Speaker 5 (48:12):
So anyway, and you know the mom was getting to
have funs out shopping. You know that that hair stated, yes,
how we're getting there are the Harris Teeter and Stone
Crest buddy boy?
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Maybe shop?
Speaker 11 (48:29):
Yes, noticed that they went. They're real focused. They don't
want to talk to you or nothing while they're in there.
Speaker 6 (48:35):
Those chances are they got one like you waiting on
them at home.
Speaker 5 (48:39):
I still beside our grill the saws and smile about
thirty minutes and nobody recognized. But with some mental patience,
I was trying to get the same expression I had
on the bottle, and he had to keep looking at it.
Speaker 6 (48:55):
And the weird thing is he used to do that
over by the mister salty pretzel. For a while.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Rayford does the same thing at the liquor store.
Speaker 6 (49:03):
Stands beside old granddad.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
Trying to get the same expression. It's funny. All right, Oh.
Speaker 5 (49:16):
Wait, wait, hey, Well, since we didn't get to go
to the mall this year in our annual Christmas shopping, let's.
Speaker 6 (49:21):
All go to the grocery store.
Speaker 5 (49:24):
That's it, man, We're gonna take a trip to the
grocery store. Me and Jackie tato on these dice. We
all get our food together.
Speaker 8 (49:31):
Fu sickle.
Speaker 6 (49:32):
Now he're in that grocery store. Here's something you'll be
hearing later today. Clean up on Aisle four.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
All right, what's that? Let's fish with work, hang out.
(50:02):
Good morning to make show. It's on your radio.
Speaker 16 (50:06):
Look, come on, girls, you ready quiz.
Speaker 8 (50:19):
Right?
Speaker 5 (50:21):
Hey to Tracy from Charleston, South Carolina. Good morning, Tracy, Good.
Speaker 15 (50:25):
Morning, how are you guys?
Speaker 1 (50:27):
Good baby, how's everything in beautiful Charleston. Oh it's great,
wonderful today.
Speaker 6 (50:33):
Yeah, we could go to be to hold?
Speaker 1 (50:35):
Is that right? Were too like warm last week? Where
wit was it? Last week?
Speaker 9 (50:39):
We were warm?
Speaker 1 (50:40):
Yes? Lord tell me about nineteen sixty five? A hen,
john what.
Speaker 13 (50:49):
Easy?
Speaker 11 (50:49):
Now?
Speaker 1 (50:50):
That was sixty five? It was seven? If it was?
Speaker 6 (50:53):
I remember sixty five? Went to this inaugural ball and
around up earth?
Speaker 8 (50:58):
Was that litting Johnson's that day?
Speaker 1 (51:11):
Y'all kind of cruel to him?
Speaker 5 (51:16):
Well, Tracy, listen to Billy and win this prize baggage.
Speaker 6 (51:19):
Okay, Well, Tracy has finally happened. Actress and pop diva
Jennifer Lopez is telling her friends and fans don't call
me j Lo anymore. Lopez says the nickname has finally
gotten on her nerves too. Well, that's not what she said,
but that's really what she meant. She says she's ready
to send the name into retirement and prefers to simply
be called Jennifer now, not Jennifer. However, However, this story
(51:47):
may not be over because rumor is Lopez's management thinks
Jennifer is just not very catchy. They're trying to sell
her on creating a new nickname that incorporates an initial.
The leading candidate so far is a diva J B
Jenny l or c B yatch.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
She having relationship problems again.
Speaker 6 (52:21):
She's always having a relationship.
Speaker 1 (52:25):
Okay, who is she with?
Speaker 6 (52:27):
Mark Anthony?
Speaker 1 (52:28):
Mark Anthony?
Speaker 11 (52:30):
The question is, oh, green is not your color?
Speaker 5 (52:37):
He with Tracy Picky out a pair of boots, her
shoes from the Georgia Boot Company and will qualify for
the tripper to to the dates on the five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
Men like women that wear boots.
Speaker 5 (52:49):
I have a first time calling.
Speaker 1 (52:50):
All right, good morning, the Big Show us on the radio.
Speaker 5 (53:24):
Especially guess James Gregory coming up and check out all
James stuff at dot com. Now funniest Man dot com.
If you N N I E S T M A
N funniest Man dot com.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
Oh good, there we're going here. Oh yeah, all right,
turn it over. Let's go to my room. Robert D.
Speaker 3 (53:48):
Rayford, all right, mister boy, here's one short and suite
from Tennessee stilling in Charlotte.
Speaker 8 (53:53):
Dear Robert D.
Speaker 3 (53:54):
What is it with these new car manufacturers that have
installed fluorescent, bright blue colored headlights that literally blind you
at night? I don't know who they are, but they're
opening the door for more motorists to lose their vision
while approaching these obnoxious headlights. Robert d please help me
by demanding a recall. They're dangerous to traffic safety. Well, Dennis,
(54:15):
that may be true. I've noticed them out on the roads.
But the thing that gets me are the great number
of popeyes you see out there and the ones that
don't have their headlights adjusted properly, one shining right in
your eyes and other than shining down on the pavement.
And of course there are those who just don't dim
their lights anyway, whether they're in back of you shining
those lights into your rear view mirror, or they're up
(54:36):
ahead blinding you. All Right, some to think about. Here's
one from Dennis Rogers and with Ville Virginia, a lot
of people call that Wytheville, which I did for years
with Ville Virginia. Mister Rayferd, that was a great exchange
between you and the congressman the other day. I needed
to hear both sides. I do believe in social security
for some reason, such as losing a spouse or certain disabilities.
(54:57):
But I wonder what would happen if President Bush's plan
would go through. I know if I were eighteen and
just starting off in the world, putting fifteen percent of
my take home pay in an IRA would be the
least of my worries. And now, as I'm getting older,
I tend to think about retirement. How many younger people
would voluntarily put a portion of their paycheck into mutual funds.
I agree that a change is needed, but what is
(55:19):
the right one. If the government was mandatory and taking
money out of my check and putting it in a
guaranteed fund, I'd be for it. Another thing, I hope
I'm half as active as you are when i'm your
age age. Keep on keeping on. Thank you, mister Rogers
from Whittville, Virginia. Greetings from Douglas, Georgia. Thanks for the
balance you bring to the show. Yes, that's what I
(55:39):
was trying to do when the Congressman if from over
a Gastonia Way was on, says. I enjoy listening to
each of your commentary bits each day as I drive
along the remote roadways of South Georgia. I find you
helped me exercise my mind with things I disagree with,
and we'll mentally look at thoughts to rebut with I
drive a truck five days a week, start out at
five am, so I get to enjoy the early morning
(56:01):
beauty each day along with the Big Show crew. Your
take on current events and past experiences are always encouraging,
especially like your stories on children and dogs. Even though
you put on as a curmudgeon, you are a role
model to a lot of people. Just keep on keeping on,
Tim Phillipson, that's end truck driver, all right, and we
will carry on long's this gravy train runs. Robert d Rayfer,
(56:24):
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